Behind the Bastards - Part One: The Dr. Laura Episodes
Episode Date: July 9, 2024Robert sits down with Jamie Loftus to discuss the life and times of Dr. Laura Schlesinger, the angriest woman on the radio and harbinger of Jordan Peterson. (2 Part Series)See omnystudio.com/listener ...for privacy information.
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I miss the days when I felt like I could just open a podcast by asking what's boiling my
pig anuses or something along those lines.
You know, I, uh, we've, we've, we've achieved a lot of success over the last five or six
years here at behind the bastards.
We've risen to the top of our field.
You know, we, uh, we're, we're beloved by all, by all influential, powerful, mighty, but that comes with a corresponding
loss of power, you know, the power to be yourself, right?
Really the power to experiment goes away as one becomes a caricature of themselves.
And so I understand a lot of the troubles facing President Biden today.
That's really what I wanna say
with the opening of this podcast.
Wow.
That's how we're leading.
I was thinking about Joe Biden
because I was thinking about our old
what's boiling my pig anus's intro
and his skin does look a little bit like a boiled pig anus.
Well, that's fair.
I thought you were gonna say that he peaked around
the same time that we peaked with our intros,
which is when you said,
what's cracking my pepper so many years ago.
Which was one of your best intros ever.
That was, yeah, that was several lifetimes ago
for all of us.
But it's stuck in my heart, you know?
It's stuck in my heart the way that a boiled pig anus
sticks in a restaurant that does not have enough money
for calamari.
Look it up.
That's what a lot of the calamari is.
Really?
That's what they do.
That's fascinating.
They bread pig anuses and fry them
in places that don't want to spend money on calamari.
If you've ever had cheap calamari,
solid chance it's a pig anus.
Yeah.
You know, I'm less bothered by that
than I would like to be.
I feel like if I got gotten in that way,
and I've had some cheap calamari, so I certainly have,
you know, the texture just makes sense to me in my mind.
It makes sense.
Well, I've just never been more thrilled
to have an allergy to gluten,
so that I don't have to encounter accidental
Pig anus when I want calamari and hey, I want to be clear here
anus
Bread crumbs, okay, okay, you can use a gluten-free breading
You know if people want to if people want to drill down my political intentions here,
I would say that Joe Biden's skin has the look of pig anus
that was breaded in a healthy gluten free batter.
Whereas Trump's it's one of those like it's like not not the good batter.
It's like the off brand panko.
And it's just it's loaded with with gluten.
You know, it's not great for you.
It's punko.
As opposed to the healthy Joe Biden pig anus.
Great.
Wow, okay.
You've made your political stance abundantly clear.
Thank you.
We journalists are supposed to stay inscrutable.
So I hope this hasn't ruined my credibility.
No, people are gonna have to break this down
second by second to know exactly
when Robert Evans revealed his bias.
Now, speaking of anuses, do you know who's a big asshole?
No, tell me.
The subject of our episodes today, Jamie,
because this week we are talking about Dr. Laura Schlesinger.
Wow, okay.
Yeah, that's right, baby. That's right, it's the Dr. Laura episodes. Laura Schlesinger. Wow. Yeah. Okay.
Yeah, that's right, baby.
That's right.
It's the Dr. Laura episodes.
Okay.
Are you excited?
What do you know about Dr. Laura?
What do I know about Dr. Laura?
I mean, I don't know.
I feel like she is not someone
that I have had a close relationship with.
I would say I know that she is Mrs. Self-Help.
I know that she does.
If my understanding is correct,
she is a self-help person who primarily caters to women,
but also hates all women, including herself.
Is that right?
Yeah, that would be a good way of describing her.
She is like the most hostile to women
of any major woman like media influencer
that I can recall.
That's really saying something.
There's a lot to be said about like the toxicity
in some of the people, a lot of the people that,
for example, Oprah has brought on her show, right?
There are a lot of valid criticisms,
but Oprah's, her whole kind of thing is positivity.
You should feel good about yourself, you should feel good.
And you know, she mixes that in with some like
dangerous dieting tips and stuff,
but that doesn't change the fact that she-
Oh yeah, she's trying to kill you,
but like also you, I can never really divorce myself
with Oprah from the idea that she doesn't,
I don't know, that she like is pilled enough by the culture that she doesn't, I don't know, that she like is pilled enough
by the culture that she pushes.
Yeah.
That I'm never fully sure
if she knows how much she's hurting her audience.
From what I've heard of Laura Schlesinger,
she doesn't really have an issue.
She has a powerful issue.
And I think dissecting that is going to be
an interesting part of this.
But first, that's the cold open.
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get your podcasts. And we're back. Jamie. To be clear, I didn't mean that she has, she doesn't have an issue.
I meant that she doesn't have an issue with hating her audience openly.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no.
Well, you know what?
I would question that because what she hates is her collars.
The point of being in her audience
is to hate her collars with her, right?
That's kind of the core of Dr. Laura.
She is providing you with this rapid fire hose
of women making bad decisions.
And even if they're not women making bad decisions,
she is going to like attack them
before they have a chance to fully explain their situation
so that you feel like they're women making bad decisions.
It's, we'll be talking about this more,
but what Dr. Laura offered,
starting in the late 80s and early 90s,
was the same thing that we get on Twitter
when you wake up every morning
and there's someone who had a really bad take
or said something like stupid or crazy,
and the entire world,
or at least your entire online social circle
is making fun of them,
that is what Dr. Laura offered.
She just offered the version of it that existed in a world
where the radio was the only way
to really get something like that.
Everybody gets to have their, I don't know,
two hours hate, listening to like the bad life choices
of primarily young women having kids too early
or who cheating on their boyfriends
or having their boyfriends cheat on them, right?
But that is what the appeal of her show was.
Okay, that makes sense.
So I'm not extremely familiar with the radio show,
but that does make,
I feel like there should be more examined
about the like radio host harassment
to internet harassment pipeline.
I was recently talking to a feminist vegan
named Carol Adams, who's awesome.
She wrote this book called The Sexual Politics of Meat.
So I'm sure she would love the piggy
in this discussion we just had.
That is a courageous title.
I'm gonna give it to her.
It's fucking cool.
You have to be confident in your book
to throw that out there.
I really respect that.
She is unbelievably fucking cool.
Like I'm not joking.
Like, no, I met her at a hot dog convention.
She's really fucking cool.
I met her at a hot dog convention.
Amazing stuff, Jamie.
Look, I'm coming in hot today. I met her at a hot dog convention. Amazing stuff, Jamie. Look, I'm coming in hot today.
I met her at a hot dog convention and she was,
she's famously a vegan and was trying to sort of preach
the gospel about vegan hot dogs.
But I was talking to her about how she is,
cause she is in her seventies, I think.
And she had been harassed for being,
people hate feminists and vegans.
And so they always came after her
because the title of her book is so cool.
And so it was like, she had to deal
with Rush Limbaugh harassment in, you know, the nineties.
And then like the warped, like Jordan Peterson version
of that same harassment, but it's the same playbook.
And if you're, if you're wondering listener,
I'm going to guess Dr. Laura is a big enough name.
I think probably a majority of people are familiar
with who she is in broad, but she was a,
is still to this day, although now mostly on podcasts,
a major radio talk show host whose primary thing
was giving women advice, not just women,
but mostly women advice on their lives, right?
And she was very mean about it.
She is a precursor to Jordan Peterson.
Dr. Jordan Peterson, I don't know if he doesn't
become a celebrity without Dr. Laura,
but it's a harder road for him because she did,
had a major role in building a place,
not just in the media, but on the right wing
for a wildly successful, like pop therapist
who was primarily telling you,
you need to clean your room, right?
That's Dr. Laura and that's Jordan Peterson.
Now he takes things-
What was that book, Girl, Wash Your Face?
Sophie, do you remember that one?
Yeah, no, Dr. Laura's book is a-
Rachel Hollis?
Yeah, that's a different one.
I read it. Dr. Laura's book, a 10, yeah, that's a different one.
I read it.
Dr. Laura's book, which we'll hear from this episode
is 10 Stupid Things Women Do to Mess Up Their Lives, right?
Oh, wow, I have seen that book in the wild.
Yes, yes. It's a big old seller.
So I wanna get into this.
I wanna talk about who Dr. Laura meant to me first,
because we're gonna do something a little different here.
We're gonna play some interstitial clips from her show
up through like the 2000s to the modern era
as we talk about her past because I would love to show you
some of those very early from the 70s and 80s radio clips,
but they don't exist anymore.
The vast majority of her early career is lost media.
Jill did not listen to this part,
to her radio show, Jamie?
Jamie's mom?
No, I feel lucky that my mom has a pretty good radar
for women who hate other women and generally
doesn't fuck with them.
Our radio personality when I was growing up,
who I think is still in the mix, is Delilah.
We were just listening to, you know,
and that wasn't even pretending to give women advice.
It was just people calling, being like,
hey, can I send, you know,
can we play a Celine Dion song for my husband who hates me?
And Delilah's like, yes, queen, let's do it.
Like, and she's still on the air.
I loved her.
She played a lot of Leanne Rimes and Tracy Chapman.
So that was my, yeah, I feel like I kind of lucked out
where I never had to listen to Dr. Laura.
I feel like she's inevitable.
You will encounter her, but no,
I never was around people who listened to her.
I unfortunately did because we carpooled
and I always wanted to be closest to the adult
because I had anxiety.
And there was definitely some Dr. Laura in that in my childhood from various different
adults driving to and from school.
Robert, want to tell us your history?
Yeah, so Dr. Laura is still around and still doing her thing, which is primarily kind of feeding our worst impulses
to want to feel like all of the people around us are somehow not pulling their share, right?
This is the impulse that a lot of conservatism works off of, but it's also pretty, you see
it in a lot of leftists, you see it in everybody, right?
This idea that like somehow things are tough for me and I have this feeling that for other people
they're easier and that's not fair.
There's somebody grifting off of me.
There's, you know, people feel this way because it's true.
And it's true because like there's a tiny number
of incredibly wealthy people who exist
and who make themselves wealthier,
sucking value out of the rest of us, right?
These are the Jack Welch ass finance schools
and Steve Jobs wannabes
who are financializing our lives to hell
and hollowing out this country for short-term profit,
doing stuff like buying up businesses,
loading them with debt,
and then carrying out massive layoffs
and reaping windfall profits
for basically destroying people's lives, right?
But it's, you know, that's true
that like those people are out there
and they're not putting in the same amount of work
that you are and they're kind of ruining everything,
but that's not immediately obvious to everybody.
And the role, the valuable role
that someone like Dr. Laura plays in our media ecosystem
is coming in and saying,
you're right to feel like somebody's taking advantage of you.
And here, I'm gonna play a bunch of selectively curated audio
of people who are having too many kids
that they can't support, or getting loaded up on debt,
or doing other irresponsible things, right?
And these are the people that you should,
you can spend some time today getting angry at these people and then go about your day
And I will I will throw out some simple advice about everyone just needs to take more responsibility for themselves, right?
That is where dr. Laura came into the picture and it's you know, she helps to establish
She's not the first person in this but she she comes in alongside the first right?
She's not the first person in this, but she comes in alongside the first, right?
She is a contemporary of Rush Limbaugh.
He hits a bit, or like literally just a couple of years
before she does in terms of like becoming a major figure.
Morton Downey Jr., who we've talked about on the show,
was another major figure in like,
right around the same period of time.
And her job was to give a lot of our moms,
including my moms, people who had hard lives,
who were angry and frustrated because shit isn't fair,
somebody to blame that had no actual power, right?
And nothing really, that there was no harm to the people
who are actually doing bad shit in our world
if this person gets targeted, right?
It's the same shit with like,
freaking out over welfare moms,
as opposed to corporate wage theft, which is,
or freaking out over corporate,
or over shoplifting, over like corporate wage theft,
which massively exceeds the value of everything
shoplifted in this country by a factor,
yeah, several times over.
Everyone should shoplift. It's built into their budget to do.
So when she's giving someone to blame,
cause I feel like every generation has a figure like this
for women of like, actually, I mean,
I feel like the generation after it's different,
but like Sheryl Sandberg feels like a figure that is like,
oh, there is a clear solution to this.
And it's, you're the problem.
And you just need to act wealthier than you are.
And like forget any systemic oppression exists
and then you'll be fine.
Yeah, just lean into it.
Whereas Dr. Laura's argument would be like,
you don't need to lean in.
You need to quit your job and raise your kids.
I see, okay. And return to traditional gender roles. And somehow that will make things fine, right?
It was one of those, I think because my mom liked her
so much, I remember her for a long time.
She's part of like the cultural background noise
of the world that I was raised in.
Like when we would get in the car,
it would either be the car talk guys,
if it was my dad who are broadly neutral,
let's say neutral to good.
Shockingly, yes.
Click and clap, click and clap.
The Tampa brothers, I think was their name.
Yeah, unbelievably Midwestern.
Probably has a lot to do with my incredible
Midwest appeal to this day.
And then there was Dr. Laura, who my mom loved. My mom was kind of a frustrated person,
like her entire first career plan had collapsed. She had tried to start two businesses and they
had collapsed. She spent most of my early life in terrible debt and feeling like, like her hard work
had not been rewarded. And I think she, there was tremendous appeal to her and finding people who were irresponsible
and having this kind of Archon of conservative values,
Dr. Laura yell at them because she felt somehow
like people like that were responsible for her failures.
Right, that's the impression that I have gotten.
I didn't really at the time, you know, as a kid,
I thought Dr. Laura had it all figured out, right?
Because my mom said that about her.
Weirdly enough, like me starting to reevaluate her
happened when I watched a Frasier episode
at like age 14 or 15.
Wow, he's doing the work.
He did the work, he did the work.
Thank you, Kelsey. He was listening, Robert.
Thank you, Kelsey. He was listening.
He was always listening.
There's a great episode of Frasier where they parody Dr. Laura
with a character named Dr. Nora
played by the great Christine Baranski, who is one of-
I remember this.
Oh my gosh.
See, now you're talking my language.
I'm a huge Christine Baranski fan.
Nobody, there's not anybody today
who's got like a voice like that.
And he like, oh God, she was great.
I hope she's still alive.
I hope so.
Yeah.
Oh, she's very much alive.
She's winning Emmys.
I just saw her in Mamma Mia.
Here we go again.
She's great.
I must just have been, I hope she's living her best life.
I must just have missed the stuff she's been doing
more recently, but they did a good episode about her
and it made me kind of, because the point of the episode
is that like she gives all this advice on how you should live your life and it made me kind of, because the point of the episode is that like,
she gives all this advice on how you should live your life
and has absolutely followed none of it.
And it turns out that's extremely accurate.
Like the story of Dr. Laura is a woman
who did the opposite of the things
that she advises women to do
and gained tremendous wealth and influence
as a result of doing all of the things
she tells people not to do.
She is the clearest example I found of somebody finding a ladder up and then cutting that
ladder out like behind them, throwing it down to the ground.
That's fascinating.
I mean, because yeah, there's so many flavors of this kind of person where I feel like I
didn't have a Dr. Laura in the background of my childhood, but I definitely had Oprah in the background
of my entire childhood.
Right, and it felt more like her whole thing was like,
you are enough, except not really.
Not really, you are enough, but you're too fat.
Like, yeah, that's exciting.
Yeah, but you look like shit, and you're doing every,
and like, and, but, you know, I guess where they kind of meet
is the fear mongering around class and around,
like there's just a lot of that, yeah.
And it's because of that that I have triangulated
my own position as a cultural influencer to,
you look like shit, but that's fine.
Look at the world.
The world is not doing well enough for you to owe it
looking better than you do, right?
Yeah, you are enough, but make no mistake,
you look fucking bad.
You look like trash, but the world is trash.
And so like you, in a way it's camouflage, right?
It's important to blend in.
You've dressed for the occasion.
You're like one of those chameleons, right?
That can like blend into the tree behind them.
It's a survival method.
It keeps the birds from eating you.
And I-
Your body is telling you that you need to look like shit.
Listen to your body.
It's saying look bad.
It's yeah, yeah.
Help blend in, blend into the trash fire around you.
So, you know, once I saw that Frasier episode, I changed my mind on Dr. Laura
more and I started to change my mind on a lot of other stuff. It was, you know, it wasn't just that
World of Warcraft played a weirdly large role in that, but I stopped really paying attention to
Dr. Laura when I was like 16 or 17. And as an adult, there wasn't really much of reason to pay
attention to her period. And so I hadn't really thought of her in close to,
like about 20 years until I started doing research
for these episodes.
So like I normally do, I just started like Google,
I just Googled her name and popped on news, right?
Just to see like, what, is there anything still happening?
Like I honestly didn't know if she was alive
when I started these episodes.
And the first thing I read about her as an adult
in the modern era were these lines from the opening of a CNN article. I didn't know if she was alive when I started these episodes. And the first thing I read about her as an adult
in the modern era were these lines
from the opening of a CNN article.
Before she uttered the N-word,
before her remarks on cheated on wives,
before the controversies over homosexuality
and religion morality,
Laura Schlesinger was considered a breath of fresh air.
That's a lot.
That's a lead.
That's a hell of a lead.
Okay.
And they should, it shouldn't be inward.
It should be in words.
Cause she says it like 11 times during the explosion
on air that kind of lost her her job.
Okay.
Or caused her to quit her job.
But that's also not quite what it sounds like.
When was, was that recently?
This is, that's 2011, Jamie. Oh, that's also not quite what it sounds like. When was, was that recently? This is, that's 2011, Jamie.
Oh, that's so recent, wow.
But yes, also.
Depends on what you consider recent.
Yeah.
You can tell it's a while ago
because she didn't rebrand as like a canceled figure.
She just kind of like found a new, got into podcasting.
Like it's a mix of, she was clearly blazing a trail
because that is what a lot of other people did
when they got caught saying the N word, right?
To start a podcast.
But she also didn't do like a real media campaign.
She's actually kind of interesting as a right wing figure.
She's never embraced the political side of conservatism
to the extent that is common for people who are similarly influential now.
Interesting, okay.
I think it might just be that she got really rich
early enough that she's like, I don't need that.
I don't need to talk to those people.
They all seem unpleasant.
Like I'm a piece of shit,
but I'm just going to enjoy my mansion.
Yeah, I mean, that is, I wish more people
who were pieces of shit back in the day simply
disappeared because sometimes it does feel like that is the best case scenario.
Yeah, yeah, it really is.
I want to continue with the next paragraph from that CNN article because it gives an
idea of the kind of show that Dr. Laura ran and still runs for decades, for those of you
who didn't grow up on it.
Quote, despite the fact that many consider Laura Sleshinger the dragon lady of talk radio,
some of us can't help but admire her.
Noted a decidedly mixed 1999 consideration of her in salon.
She is snippish, overbearing, and often insulting, but anybody who has the itinerary to call
into her program knows what they are going to get, especially if they plead ignorance or innocence. Her message, stop whining, sometimes delivered in just
those blunt words. It was a message taken to heart by more than 18 million radio listeners
a week at her peak. People who looked at Dr. Laura to set them straight in their relationships,
ethical disputes and moral conundrums.
Well, if there's any evidence needed that our entire country has a humiliation kink.
Yeah, it's, that's, I've been thinking about that a lot
because before I dug back into this,
you know, literally the day that I started this,
there was like a viral tweet that was someone being like,
it was one of those like people on TikTok
or Blue Sky or whatever, like overly medicalizing stuff and like making statements about like, it was one of those like people on TikTok or blue sky or whatever, like overly medicalizing stuff
and like making statements about like, oh, you know,
I didn't realize this bad behavior is just something
that people do when they have autism.
And it's like, I don't know that you get this stuff
where it's like, you get this with ADHD too,
where it's like, you're just talking about stuff
people do, right?
Like it's not like, this is just a behavior. It's not, you're just talking about stuff people do, right? Like, it's not, like, this is just a behavior.
It's not, like, necessarily related
to any kind of medical condition.
Like, you're talking about procrastination or whatever.
Like, just, we don't need to,
and I started to get into this, like, annoyance loop
where I was like, yeah, people do need
to take responsibility.
And then I realized what was happening,
which was that the entirety of the,
like, the algorithms that make Twitter, well, it's not really profitable, but the whole attempt to make Twitter and
every other social media thing profitable relies on putting stuff in front of you that
you would not have seen on your own that will make you frustrated and angry.
And so it's taking what in reality is some young person working through and thinking
about the world and not having
any sort of actual harmful impact on me?
Somebody wrongfully crediting a belief to autism or whatever has no impact on me or
anyone else.
It's a person talking through shit on the internet.
But the internet runs off of churning that up and putting it in front of people to get them angry
and to get them talking about it
and making fun of that person and attacking.
Like that's the business and that's Dr. Laura's business.
And so I guess, yeah.
Wow, yeah.
She is a one woman algorithm.
Yeah, where it's like not based on a sincere desire
to educate or like
it's based on like shaming people in a public forum is fun.
In the same way like yes, some lady who, I don't know, has a child with a different man
while cheating on her boyfriend or her husband or whatever. Like, is that a problem for the
people involved in that relationship?
Sure.
Does that in any way really harm me,
whatever Republicans might say about welfare?
No, that is actually not something
that I should care about at all.
Like, there are so many actual problems
that will actually harm me out there.
But like, if you can put people's eyes on,
you know, this person's bad behavior is going to like,
you're gonna wind up paying for it or anything
to get your eyes on the shit that doesn't matter.
Yeah.
Especially when it's like codified
as like this person's bad behavior,
like a contextless bad behavior.
Yes, yes.
Yeah, that's just like, well, I don't know.
Why would this happen to someone?
And that sort of question,
which I feel like is consistent throughout,
I mean, not even just right-wing influential people,
but just the general classes and racism
and all of this stuff that goes through the way that we,
I mean, Sophie, I'm thinking about,
I used to watch 16 and Pregnant
on MTV, like no one's business.
And that feels like, I don't know if that exists
without Dr. Laura, because there is like a clear precedent
for like shaming young, usually poor pregnant girls.
Yes, yes.
Just out of context.
Well, they must have done it because they're poor.
It's the same thing on the internet, right?
It's a lot of these kind of like two minutes hate come around and like, let's find somebody
who, again, it's generally like a young person working shit out.
And are they talking about psychiatry and psychology in ways that are not within the
medical mainstream or accurate? psychiatry and psychology in ways that are like not within the medical, you know, mainstream
or accurate? Are they sometimes causing problems for themselves by like doing the weird Tumblr
brain shit where people like lock themselves into an ideological box? Sure. But that's
what young people always do, right? Is figure out shit in slow, awkward, juttering ways
and natural way for that. Yeah. out shit in slow, awkward, juttering ways. And it's like on a certain scale, that does get scary, but like how is the solution to
publicly shame them, which I feel like especially now almost makes it a certainty that they
will double down on it.
The rightest thing I've ever seen written about the internet is that article, we all need to know less about each other.
Like, yes, yes, some of this should not,
you shouldn't be aware of what a bunch of teenagers are,
how they are trying to process their lives and identities
yet, like give them time to do that.
I got time to do that.
I don't know, Jamie, you're kind of right in the middle
of the age groups,
but you've got more time than kids today get,
it seems like.
Like-
I got time.
I got time.
Yeah, yeah.
Anyway, you should all take some time
to listen to these advertisers.
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah, that was good.
That was good.
That was amazing.
That was smooth.
Thank you, thank you.
See, this is, again, you can't teach this, right?
You can't train this.
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I am mainlining Akashic truths
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God is speaking through you in this moment.
In a way I am God, Jamie.
In a way I am God.
It all started with two federal agents who heard a rumor. Jamie, in a way I am God. We have to do our job and we have to find out who did they kill. It had been 15 years since this alleged murder.
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Every day, Darren would tell her,
they are going to try to kill me.
A young man in 2016 was killed on this block.
Well, I'm a podcast journalist.
And I'm a former state senator, Maria Chappelle-Nadal.
I was in the movement with Darren,
and I've spent two years with co-host Ray Novoselsky
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Even if I did want to tell you something, that's a dangerous game to play.
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The new developments in the University of Idaho murder case.
It was an unimaginable crime.
In the early morning of November 13th, 2022,
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Police have no suspect and no murder weapon.
A nationwide manhunt captivates the world.
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What's the hardest question you've ever asked your mom?
Mom, what happened to your sister Margarita?
For me, it's about a murder that's haunted my family for decades.
They said that they took her, and the next day she was already dead.
To find the answers, I went to the place where my family is from, El Salvador, and found
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one that includes government cover-ups
and politicians turned death squad leaders.
But I'll also tell you the story of one family, mine,
because on this journey,
I found out that we had more secrets than I knew.
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Speaking of God, Dr. Laura was God to a certain kind of very frustrated middle-class woman like
my mom in the 1990s. And I want to start by playing a clip for you of her show.
Just so you, again, if you either don't remember
or you didn't spend a lot of time stuck in traffic
with your mom listening to Dr. Laura,
this is what her show was like.
And here's a sample.
I am unsure of how to continue on
in my relationship with my mother.
I found out last September that my
dad, the man who raised me, is not my biological father for the very first time. And it has
obviously caused a rift between my mother and I.
Why? Why? Why? Was the guy who raised you nice so let me understand this don't
babble at me so let me understand this you want to dump a mother who made you
with one guy obviously could not have been the greatest guy in the universe he
wasn't there and then she found a nice guy to raise you and you're pissed at her. What in the hell is wrong with you?
So what so what who gives a shit
That's her private life
She gave you a wonderful man to raise you whom you consider your daddy
What if you had been adopted? Who the hell
cares? She did the wrong thing with a jerk. And then she did the right thing with the
guy who raised you. I seriously would rather smack you across the head than anything else
right now. You ungrateful little twit.
So I wanna break down what's happening here.
And I picked that because this is an instance
where the point that she is making is hard to argue with.
Like, yes, if that guy raised you from childhood,
that is who you should see as your father.
Like, and that's not bad, right?
That like, there's nothing wrong with a marriage working out with someone deciding, like, and that's not bad, right? That like, there's nothing wrong with a marriage
working out with someone deciding that like,
oh, the biological parent of this kid,
I can't raise them with and doing something else.
That's not wrong.
But what's actually happened here,
this girl didn't come in and say,
fuck my mom and fuck my fake dad.
She came in being like,
my mom didn't tell me the truth for years
and I feel like this is really complicated for me.
And Dr. Laura didn't let her finish explaining the issue
even immediately drilled down and accused her of saying,
and she never actually said that her,
the guy who raised her wasn't,
she didn't consider him a father.
All of that is stuff that Laura put into that conversation
in order to create, because that's what she has to do,
right, you can't have, there's not enough people
who are actually unsympathetic and shitty calling,
you have to make them unsympathetic and shitty
in the first 10 seconds of the call.
So Laura hears, this is a young woman calling in
because her mom has just admitted
that her dad is not her biological dad.
And Laura, without the caller saying it,
starts, invents an issue.
And the issue being that, okay,
so this woman is attacking her mom
and rejecting the guy who raised her,
which this lady never claimed to be doing, right?
Laura invents the problem
in order to call this woman an idiot, right?
In like, in no time at all.
Zero time. It is really, like it is, you can tell at this woman an idiot, right? In like, in no time at all. Zero time.
It is really, you can tell at this point that what?
She's been at it minimum 15 years.
She's good at it, yeah.
Yeah, because it's like she's locked in and she knows,
I mean, I'm sure she's invented this problem
for other people before.
Mm-hmm, yeah, yeah.
And then I wanted to play that because people have this idea
that it's like, when I say that she's giving you people
to hate, she's creating those people.
Most of her callers are not people
who have done anything wrong.
There's nothing wrong when your mom tells you
that your dad was not your biological father
with being like, wow, this is a lot to process.
And I have a lot of conflicting feelings about it.
But that's not a profitable, it's not profitable
like help that person,
like a therapist would think through
and talk through those conflicting feelings.
It's profitable to pretend that this person is shitty,
yell at her on the air,
and then move on to the next caller.
Right.
So, now that we're all suitably ready
to learn about a bad person,
I wanna talk about her biographer,
who is one of the major sources of this episode.
She has the incredible name Vicki Bain,
which is a great name for a person
who writes unauthorized biographies of media figures.
And she is the author of Dr. Laura,
the unauthorized biography,
a revealing look at the hidden life of radio phenomenon,
Dr. Laura Schlesinger,
which for reasons I cannot explain,
has an anarchist flag as its background.
Look at this book cover.
It's a series of choices here.
Kind of, it's like a very distinct red and black,
blocky thing going on there.
Vicki Bane does sound like a comic book
villain girlfriend in the 80s.
Yeah, that's right.
Wow.
No gods, no talk radio.
So Vicki L. Bane was at one point at least
a correspondent for People magazine.
Google tells me that she has a husband
and two sons and lives in Colorado.
She was also the author of two,
she's the author of two unauthorized biographies,
one being the Dr. Laura biography, which I've read,
and the second, which I have not read,
is the lives of Danielle Steele
and appears to be an unauthorized biography
of Danielle Steele.
Wow, I am not disinterested in that, I will say.
Yeah, I think it's, I found the Dr. Laura book
in the internet archive, you can probably find
the Danielle Steele one there too, but I haven't checked.
I will say, while this book is invaluable,
cause we just really don't have a lot of other good sources
about her early life that talk to a lot of people
who know her.
This is a really hateful book in a way that even as someone
who doesn't like Dr. Laura, I had to go,
this is a little ethically questionable,
particularly because a decent chunk of it, not most of it, but a major source
is a guy who leaked nude photos of Dr. Laura to the news.
Oh my God.
So this is a sleazy book.
Yeah.
I just, I need to set that expectation
before we get into this, right?
It is like one of the great wrinkles of the world
that horrible people can be treated like shit.
And this, Vicky kinda treats Dr. Laura like shit.
On the other hand, Dr. Laura treats everybody like shit.
And I'm not saying that makes it right.
It's just, this is not two wrongs making a right.
It's just two wrongs making a podcast.
So hopefully you will all find that entertaining.
And so make sure to buy the products
and services I said this on this great show
because there's no ethical solution we're presenting.
No, it's like everything else in capitalism folks.
Exactly.
So yeah, it's good stuff.
The book also features very fucked up stories
from Dr. Laura's mother who hated Laura
and who Laura says was a terrible person,
although maybe that's Laura being a terrible person.
It's impossible for us to know.
But yeah, it is a weird experience reading a biography
of a bad person and still going like,
wow, this book's kind of mean.
But I gotta give Vicky credit, book's kind of mean. But I got to give Vicki credit.
That's an impressive achievement.
Yeah, shout out Vicki.
Can't wait to hear you rake Danielle Steel
across the coals.
Yeah, take your damn to peg.
My aunt will be found, you know, devastated.
Yeah, yeah.
I assumed she was like 40 people writing in a factory.
Yeah, kind of like a Carolyn Kean kind of, yeah.
Like who knows who's writing Nancy a factory. Yeah, kind of like a Carolyn Kean kind of, yeah, like who knows who's writing Nancy Drew books.
So the Dr. Laura story starts with two people
she did not like, her father, Monty,
and her mother, Yolanda.
Back during the great dub dub dose, Monty was a soldier.
He had a pretty serious World War II.
He gets promoted from corporal to lieutenant,
which means a lot of people died ahead of him, right?
That's not a normal progression in a military career at the end of the war
He was stationed in Italy where he met Yolanda who was a native Italian and one assumes
Looking for a way out of her war-torn country
Vicky writes that Yolanda met Monty while he was quote serving in a disputed territory of Yugoslavia
So this would be an area
that had a particularly nasty World War II.
If you know the Balkans,
World War II was not a great time
to be anywhere near the fucking Balkans.
Yeah.
So they leave Europe after World War II.
She comes back with Monty to the East Coast
where they decide to have kids.
This is a messy move and it's going to be unpopular
with most of the people in Monty's life
because Monty's family is Jewish and traditional enough
that they do not like the idea
of their son marrying a Gentile girl.
Nevertheless, on January 16th, 1947,
Laura Catherine Schlesinger
became one of the very first baby boomers.
She was born- Wow, like the original boomers.
That's really impressive.
First wave baby.
Imagine two very traumatized people having a super villain of a child.
Yeah, two people who have been utterly shattered by war, coming back and having a child into
a family who for reasons of racism, rejects them and their child.
A real recipe for a healthy
person who's going to be a good therapist on the radio. She was set up for success. I don't
understand what happened. Yeah, it's great. Okay, so she's born like this in in 47. In 47 in Brooklyn
and raised in Long Island. Monty eventually gets a job as a civil engineer, but his family never accepted his wife
and kind of didn't accept his daughter. As an adult, Laura wrote this of the troubled union,
All hell broke loose when my father's mother went on a relentless attack against the shiksa,
which means in Yiddish the non-Jewish wife of a Jewish man. My grandmother tried to do everything
she could to get rid of my mother and turned much of the family into rejecting her, us. When I was two and a half, my mother took
me back to Italy, probably to get a break from this cruelty. My mother's mother and
father were dead by this time. She was not close to her brother and her older sister
had been killed by the Nazis on the first day she joined the underground resistance.
I like to think that I channel her courage. You do not, Laura. Look.
No, sorry about that.
Wherever you stand politically, sitting on a microphone is not the same as dying as soon
as you join the anti-fascist resistance in Italy.
Very different things.
One of them pays millions of dollars in your case, Dr. Laura, so not quite the same.
Yeah, and one of you is alive at age 77.
Yes, yeah, one of you is still alive.
Did not get murdered by Mussolini's buddies.
Oh, God, yeah.
Anyway, great stuff.
Laura's childhood, though, was definitely not warm.
Her parents had little time to spend
on their daughter's emotional health,
and because she was half Jewish, she was ostracized by other kids in her neighborhood. Again, this is
the United States in the 40s and 50s, right? Like it's a big deal that she is half Jewish,
right? Like people make that a big deal. The part of the episodes where you make me feel bad
the episodes where you make me feel bad. Mm-hmm.
For the, yeah, the initial wound of the fucked up person.
It's always the hardest part,
even more than the fucked up part.
Look, very few people are never sympathetic, right?
There's a point in the Hitler story
where he's just a boy trying to take care of his mom
as she dies from cancer.
And his Jewish doctor notes decades later
after he's the Fuhrer, he had never seen a boy so sad, right?
That's just life.
You just gotta accept that if you actually care
about understanding people.
Well, I know I've been on this show for a million years
and it still makes me sad.
It should.
Baby Dr. Laura, God.
If only she had like one person.
Baby Dr. Laura's having a if only she had like one person.
Maybe Dr. Laura's having a time of it, yeah.
It really, it does feel motivating at least,
like if there's a kid that is very much lost in your,
in your, like be a person they can talk to
because you could be preventing a future Dr. Laura.
Be a person they can talk to, make them feel valued,
make them feel like they have a place to be,
and every day or so say, never get on the radio,
avoid the radio.
No one ever told us that,
and that was, we didn't have that person.
Yeah, become an accountant or something.
Yeah.
That's what she needed, that's what,
well, a lot of kids in this position need,
is subtle support and also don't become a radio host.
So her primary impressions of her social peers in this period were that they responded to her
with rejection and punishment. Those are her words, and this included physical violence at times.
At home, she was also subject to physical violence at times because her father was
both physically and mentally domineering. She later told a reporter that quote, she was afraid to open her
mouth because he would scream at her and smack her. At the same time, she credited
her father with instilling in her the drive to succeed. Laura told another
reporter from Red Book that her dad was quote, real good at getting angry but he
was also good at telling me what was right and what was wrong. I think he
could have cared more about the impact
of his behavior instead of feeling entitled to act
because that's what he thought or felt.
She claimed that he was the kind of argumentative guy
who would latch onto disagreements like a remora
who was almost looking for disagreements, right?
And so would sort of-
Wow, it's very specific fish to say, sorry.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
That's the kind of fish that her dad was
and the kind of fish that she becomes, right?
Laura grows up desperate to make a mark
and prove herself to be someone special.
And likes this sort of person sometimes does,
she also winds up obsessed with the rules, right?
What is fair?
What is right and wrong based on what are the rules?
And so as a little girl,
she would race to the principal's office
whenever she saw other kids doing something bad,
like vandalizing encyclopedias in the library.
For Gen Z listeners, an encyclopedia is like Wikipedia,
but without all, like it's not mostly Star Wars lore.
So in other words, it's like a useless Wikipedia.
Yeah, if Wikipedia couldn't be edited
and smelled like shit.
Like something about the smell of encyclopedias
was always very, very sticky.
There's nothing about One Piece in it.
So you kids wouldn't have any reason to read it.
Wow, you're really, I could make an anime joke.
Speaking to the youth again. The Gen Z kids know me. to read it. Wow. You're really, I can make an anime joke.
The Gen Z kids know me.
Yeah.
They understand that I I'm plugged in baby.
Uncle Robert is on one today.
That's right.
That's right.
The Sleshingers were on the tip of the spear when it came to white flight.
And by the late 1950s, they had left Brooklyn for a Long Island suburb.
Laura was the traditional gifted kid,
pushed by an overbearing mother to succeed at school.
For an idea of the kind of stubbornness
that she developed as a result of this,
Laura's mom made her practice piano an hour a day,
and Laura's rebellion was she would only practice
if she could start exactly on the hour
or exactly on the quarter hour.
So if it was like 101, she have to wait 13 minutes
until it was 115 to do her hour of practice.
So I am like, you know, TikTok armchair diagnosing here,
but it sounds like she may be a young OCD girl,
having been there myself,
like you have to do a certain thing at a certain time or we will die.
That has also like in addition to it seems like that's her instinct, but also that there is this
fixation on the idea of order, which explains going to the teachers for stuff, which explains,
but that's like reinforced, like the idea of order is reinforced at home
instead of like, hey, take a breath, you know,
the stuff that you would hope for.
Yeah, and I think that that's definitely like
what we're seeing here, right?
Yeah.
She describes like her weird time fixation
as self-discipline, right?
And I think it's her grasping for control.
She can't control the fact that her mom wants her to do this, but she can have that kind
of control. And yeah, it makes sense to me.
Yeah. I mean, it's like, unfortunately, yeah. It's like, I don't know. When I was in fourth
and fifth grade, I wouldn't leave a room until I had written down what everyone was wearing
and what was hanging on the walls. And that was the way to maintain like order.
And then if there's no one around you to like,
you know, sort of pull you out of that.
And if there's people around you encouraging it,
it's just like a recipe for disaster.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it is one of those things where like,
this isn't Dr. Laura being coming,
Dr. Laura isn't the only way being this kid goes.
It's not the usual.
It only really happened once.
God, I hope not, yeah.
I know a lot of people who had very,
I mean, I'm sure a lot of people listening are like,
well, I had kind of a similar experience, right?
Totally.
But it's also like, she is one of those people where,
oh, all of this makes sense.
I totally understand how someone with this background
wound up as Dr. Laura, right?
Absolutely, yeah.
It's like, yeah, not everybody, but it's not, you know,
inconceivable that this would happen
if this is who she is. It's not surprising.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Her classmates in grade school and high school
all remember her as pretty, quiet, and extremely serious.
Like, as a kid in grade school,
she was really weirdly serious.
And like one thing you get a lot,
some of this might just be Vicki
really pushing for salacious stuff,
but they all talk about that she was hot.
But they talk about it in such a way as like,
it's weird, she was hot,
but she didn't have any friends and wasn't very popular
because she didn't seem to wanna know people, right?
That's, so I mean, obviously we can't truly fully trust Vicky.
Of course not.
No.
I like, it sounds like she fucking sucks.
To be fair, Vicky could be doing this.
You can't trust a bunch of people 40 years later talking about how someone was in eighth
grade.
What was Vicky's book published?
Uh, it was like in the nineties, but still a long time, not 40 years, but a while later.
Yeah.
So like the word beautiful is still, I mean, it's still a snap, but like, especially then
like indiscriminately thrown around just to like validate that you are reading about a
person, a person of worth.
But I, I, I don't know.
Every time it's like a young girl is described as like, you know, like didn't wanna know other people,
I immediately go to like, she was probably shy.
Maybe, here's where we get weird here,
because one of the best pieces of evidence suggesting
that Vicky's portrayal of things may be accurate
is that Laura says the same thing in different language.
Here's what she told an interviewer in 1979.
I had a distinct feeling of being out of sync
with the rest of the world,
just as if I had landed from another planet.
While my peers were outside skipping rope and playing games,
I stayed in the home where,
like a hilariously precocious child,
I wore an ill-fitting lab coat and crooked glasses.
So that seems to kind of back up what Vicki's saying.
I also think it might be a lie
because this is Dr. Laura, 1979 at the start of her career.
And that doesn't sound like an honest recollection of events.
Nobody would describe themself
as like a hilariously precocious child
unless they were doing myth-making, right?
That's what I'm, yeah.
Cause it's like, we can't trust Vicki or Laura
in the account of Laura's life.
Yeah.
Absolutely not a single reliable source
on this woman's early life.
Laura wants you, Dr. Laura as an adult
wants you to believe that as a kid,
she was isolated, she didn't fit in,
she felt like, you know,
she was an adult in a world of children and she was a
mad scientist. It is very important to Dr. Laura that you see her as a mad scientist,
as a, a, an adolescent girl, which is interesting.
Which is so wild because it's like, could there be anything more different than it sounds
like what she is? I mean, I don't know enough, but like, it sounds like she is not encouraging people to be like this,
but it's also important to her
that she is perceived like this.
Yes, she's an iconoclast
and also was a serious child scientist.
Yeah.
Maybe she was, some of that anyway.
We'll keep talking about this, but it is very peculiar.
And that makes me think about something that's not peculiar.
Really the only normal thing that exists, Jamie.
The selling of goods and services?
That's it.
Jamie, I don't know if you know this,
but 10,000 years ago in ancient Babylon,
you know what people were doing?
What?
Goods and services.
Oh my God.
10,000 years from now,
when mankind has spread to the stars,
goods and services. There's no other reason to go to the the stars, goods and services.
There's no other reason to go to the stars,
but goods and services.
That's the message of Star Trek, I think.
There's more goods.
I agree.
I agree.
I think that that is where things are headed.
We don't know the end game of it,
but yeah, we went to the stars to find more goods
and more services.
Right, the ultimate, finally to find the goods and services that can make us happy, right?
And you'll find that.
We did not seek justice.
No, no.
Fuck justice.
Yeah.
All products, baby.
That's the motto of this show.
It all started with two federal agents who heard a rumor.
She mentions, well, there is this alleged murder to have taken place.
There was just one problem.
They had no clue who the victim was.
We have to do our job and we have to find out who did they kill.
It had been 15 years since this alleged murder.
Was it still possible to unearth the truth?
I used to watch
The Unsolved Mystery shows and I often thought about calling
Because I was like this is this is not right. How can a person get killed and no one knows anything?
I'm Jay Calpern and this is Deep Cover, The Nameless Man.
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New from double asterisks and I heart podcasts, a 10 part true crime podcast series. In the early morning hours of September 6, 2016, St. Louis rapper and iconic Ferguson
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A young man in 2016 was killed on this block.
Well, I'm a podcast journalist.
And I'm a former state senator, Maria Chappelle-Nadal.
I was in the movement with Darren, and I've spent two years with co-host Ray Novischelsky,
investigating his death.
Even if I did want to tell you something, that's a dangerous game to play.
FBI did this to myself. They've been following him for months. That's enough proof right there.
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The new developments
in the University of Idaho murder case.
It was an unimaginable crime.
In the early morning of November 13th, 2022,
four University of Idaho students killed.
Police have no suspect and no murder weapon.
A nationwide manhunt captivates the world.
Moscow PD saying today they're now looking for a white Hyundai Elantra.
Then a shocking arrest.
There is now a suspect in custody.
This is a PhD student in criminology.
This is the guy.
Will he be found innocent?
He claims he has an alibi.
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So when Dr. Laura is 10 or 11 years old, her parents have another daughter and Laura has
a bad relationship with her sister.
She never forgives her for taking the
attention that ought to have been hers. Yeah, definitely never forgive someone for being born.
Mistake number one. No, I call my little brother every day and I just say, fuck you.
You know, he's never been anything but good to me. Sweet guy. Oh, I love my little brother,
but he will suffer for his crimes. Yeah, exactly, exactly.
Even though his crimes in this case
were taking enough of my parents' attention away
that I was able to watch The Simpsons,
which really worked out great for me.
Incredible.
My little brother's major,
my little brother's most notorious crime
is that he caught me making out with someone downstairs while we were
allegedly watching Family Guy and was so disturbed that he threw up and woke up my parents.
No.
And then I got in trouble.
See, my brother never narc'd on me.
He's only ever been a good person.
But when I was a kid and like, I was like 14 or 15
and my parents were out for the night or something,
I don't know why they might have been doing a date night
or some shit, but I was watching him.
And I tried to put on stuff that he wasn't normally
allowed to watch, which like, I would have loved
when I had been his age.
And he got scared and ran into his room behind.
Like, he was never a, he was never a like,
I will narc on you.
He just like was legitimately wanted to follow the rules.
Punish for being a sweetie.
Yeah.
You know, he's a happier and healthier person
than I will ever be.
So who's to say.
It does seem traumatizing to see an older sibling
do something that is like coded as bad,
but you know, what can you do?
They're, you know, we celebrate our brothers,
but they've gotta go.
They've gotta go. They've gotta go.
Jamie, when the revolution comes,
it'll be the little brothers first up against the wall.
Little brothers are first to go.
Yeah. I think we can really make political hay off of this.
Oh, shh.
Yeah. So she has a little sister,
never forgives her horrible relationship forever.
How dare she?
She claims, this is when, Dr. Laura claims
this is when she started dreaming of a career in psychology.
I also think this is bullshit.
She did not actually focus on psychology as a discipline
until she is a mature adult.
And this is how she, I want you to hear
how she framed this decision,
her childhood interest in psychology
that there is no evidence of in an interview later
once she was famous with psychology today.
All the kids talked about getting a boyfriend or a car
and I kept struggling with why I was alive,
what life means.
I don't, I just don't believe you, Dr. Laura.
I just don't believe you.
Yeah, it's so weird for someone who is like
famously encouraging women
to return to the home describing herself
like fucking Allen Ginsberg.
Like, what are you saying?
I hate this shit.
It's not just Dr. Leffert.
Lots of people do this.
You get this online a lot with people being like, wow,
it seems like a lot of my peers are selfishly interested
in just partying and drugs.
And I'm thinking about stuff that matters, seems like a lot of my peers are selfishly interested in just partying and drugs and like,
I'm thinking about like stuff that matters,
you know, whether that's politics or psychology or whatever.
Like, no, everybody thinks about what things mean
and who they are and what life is about.
And everybody also wants to get laid.
You're not special, chill out.
Right, like any intellectual curiosity excludes you
from being a person with human desires or needs.
Don't separate yourself from the rest of the human population
because you want to feel like you're better than them.
Dr. Laura, you were slamming Mike's hearts
with the rest of us.
Be serious.
Yeah, exactly.
We all got fucked up as kids
and partied and we also all looked up at the stars
with wonder in our hearts.
Like you're not more of a person than anyone else.
Calm down.
Calm down, Dr. Laura and calm down you the listener.
We all need that reminder sometimes.
Yeah, take a breath.
Take a breath.
It's just a podcast.
It can't hurt you for now.
For now until the next Supreme Court ruling, God willing.
That weaponizes podcast-based violence.
Podcasters can now order airstrikes.
Awesome.
Will Wheaton's finally gonna get his.
Wow.
Part of why I think, that's right, Jamie,
part of why I think that Dr. Laura is self-mythologizing
with a lot of this child mad scientist stuff
is that some of the quotes Vicki provides
from her former classmates just describe her
as a very normal girl.
Here's a quote from the book talking about an interview
with a friend of hers with the last name Eagle.
Eagle even remembered Laura handing out advice and more.
"'I had a crush on a guy,' explained Eagle,
"'and I think we stalked him that year.
They were juniors with her helping me.
According to Eagle, Laura had several parties at her house as well.
The kind where you turn off all the lights and play Johnny Mathis, said Eagle.
She was fun.
She could twist your arm into doing things you didn't want to do, but certainly nothing
bad.
Back then, we hadn't even heard of all the naughty things you could do.
And that makes her sound like a perfectly normal teenage girl. It's so wild how much more like infinitely accessible
that makes her.
Yes, that's, yeah.
Like there's the, was she like the secret,
the only one really thinking about serious issues?
I had to know the mysteries of the human mind.
That's a sinister way to characterize yourself.
Yeah.
Helping her friends stalk a boy that they had a crush on
and listening to rock music or whatever Johnny Mathis is.
I'm not old enough to know, don't come after me.
I don't really know.
I think he might be soft rock.
Ask the Delilah audience, they'll know.
Yeah, they'll figure it out.
So one thing we do see early evidence on
is that people really did not like working with Dr. Laura.
She wrote for the school paper and at one point
they had a vote for who should be editor in the next year.
And there was a classmate who was out sick
and who had already said, I don't want to be the editor
when this vote comes up.
And they all vote for him,
even though Laura is campaigning for the job
because everyone seems to have agreed
she should not have power, which I do find funny.
Whoa.
Bummer.
That does feel like, I mean, like losing,
at little things, you're like,
at what point does the true
supervillain origin story take hold?
Sometimes I do feel like, I mean,
can you think of another example
where the loss of a student election leads to it?
It feels like a classic, like super villain origin story
of like, oh, my peers hate me.
I mean, all of Hitler's madness started
when he didn't get picked to be the editor
for his high school yearbook.
You know, that's widely agreed on by Hitler.
That was a lie, people.
I know people can't tell what a lie is on the show
when I say lies.
That was a lie.
It's fine.
Look, and something, something, I'm a murderer
and something, something, daddy, okay?
I do feel like, yeah, if you're a high schooler,
just like vote the most evil person who's running
into student government and then they'll just taper off.
Yeah, I think we should have like,
like you know how there's that,
I'm trying to think of the, like a Hunger Games situation.
We should have that, but only for the kids who self-select
to be in student government.
They're not going anywhere good, you know?
Wow, I will not publicly agree to that, but I think it is a, but I best-
Jamie, The Hunger Games is a beloved franchise, so you're arguing against the people here.
I'm just, I'm just a man of the people.
I'm a man of the people.
It's true, yes.
You're pro Suzanne Collins and I celebrate that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And that guy who died that everybody liked, he was in those movies.
Anyway, Donald Sutherland.
Boy was he.
Yeah.
Oh, were you, yes, yeah, Donald Sutherland.
So Dr. Laura said this to the Los Angeles Times Home Magazine
in 1979 about this period in her life.
Looking back, it seems to me I was struggling
for some kind of acknowledgement or approval.
I didn't feel happy, just driven towards science.
And she said she reacted by retreating
into the seemingly rational world of science.
The childhood experiments with milk bottles and fruit flies
turned into experiments in genetics and biochemistry
when she was in her teens.
She even built her own lab equipment in the basement.
Isn't it funny that like that's a,
whether we like her or not,
that's a woman talking about science,
but it inevitably ended up in LA Times Home.
Yeah, yeah.
It was very Dr. Laura coded.
Yeah, very much so, yeah.
Now there is some evidence,
she certainly seems to have been good at science
and very interested in it as a young girl.
There's her quote from her Jericho High School yearbook
on the year she graduated says, quote,
like, so basically in this yearbook,
it wasn't a huge school.
So each kid or each page would have two kids
and you'd get a photo of them
and then like a description of them in a quote, right?
And the quote that someone wrote for Dr. Laura was,
heredity determines the color of her eyes,
but science lights them up.
Her assistance is invaluable in any research lab.
That's kind of weird.
I don't know who wrote that, but I find it off-putting.
Don't talk about heredity.
What are we doing?
Why are we talking about this in the school yearbook?
That feels weirdly like a skull measuring kind of-
It feels like you're gonna lead to race mixing
at some point here, right?
I don't like, leading with heredity is gross.
Yeah, but to race science. This makes me want to look up Robert Dirth's yearbook quote I don't like leading with heredity is is gross. Yeah
Race science makes me want to look up for Robert Dirth your book quote because I forget what it was But I know it always made me laugh. Oh the big D. Oh
I mean the murderer. Sorry. I was thinking of Fred Durst
No, well common misconception was recently in the great movie. I saw the TV glow, which was very good. He was yes
I love that movie and I loved his appearance.
Robert Durst, no, he's a dead murderer.
But Robert Durst, we durst not criticize this Bob, whose activities make him stand out from
the mob, which is an incredible yearbook quote for an eventual murderer.
Yeah.
He's an iconoclast, you know?
I, look, I, for years, I was like, he's innocent.
And then that joke stopped being funny
and then I stopped saying it.
But he did, you know, get away with,
I think it was like in Texas, in Galveston,
he got away with dismembering someone in self-defense
was his most notorious crime.
Yeah, well, I don't know if it's his most notorious crime.
I think that hair style was a worst crime.
Wow, get his ass.
I'm also pro-murder.
You know this about me.
I know you're pro-murder, I know.
Yeah, I'm not, I feel like the way a lot of voters,
like those swing voters who keep going back
between Trump and Biden, that's how I feel about murder.
I'm a swing voter for murder.
Some murders I like, some murders I don't.
I take it I'm like a-
I refuse to continue.
Okay, that's probably a good idea.
Once she graduates high school,
her ambition is to become a great research scientist.
And she would talk constantly to friends
and to the adults in her life that she wanted to find
about wanting to find the cure for cancer.
And you know, that's how kids talk about that.
That's not really how cancer works,
but that's how kids who are ambitious
might talk about cancer.
So I believe that, right?
Laurie is always conservative as a kid.
Some of her friends recall her arguing about politics with them,
but also like not weirdly so.
Just like, you know, some kids usually express some form of political opinion
and nobody really... hers was not particularly noteworthy.
Kind of the most devastating detail of her adolescence
comes right after she graduated high school
and before she left for college,
she worked up the courage to ask her dad,
who was the only one of her parents
that she seems to have actually loved, am I pretty?
And he said, no, you don't have the looks
that'll make a guy turn his head.
Which is like horrible.
That's just devastating stuff to hear from your dad.
There's your villain origin story.
Forget what I said about Stuko.
That's, oh my God.
And we don't get much, she hates her mom.
I just don't know that we don't really get much
in the way of detail as to why.
So either what her mom was saying was way worse than this
or it's something a lot messier.
Like her mom was not nearly as shitty as her dad,
but for whatever reason she idolized her dad,
whatever is going on here is either-
Yeah, there's like any sort of human psychology
that Dr. Laura would refuse to understand.
Oh yeah, absolutely.
She does not seem to have analyzed this, but yeah.
That is like, that is devastating.
We do get some hints of what the worst shit
from her mom might've been,
if that is indeed what was going on here,
which is that her college roommates
recall that she was afraid of her mom would steal
any boyfriend she happened to get,
which is like a weirdly specific and also weird thing
for a teenage girl to worry about.
And if that was really a thing that happened to her,
boy, Laura, I am sorry.
That is a rough draw from mom card.
That's extreme.
That also happened to the creator of Beanie Babies
with his dad.
Well, in that case, I think his dad did the right thing.
So I don't totally disagree with you
as the unfortunate thing.
All I know is what I learned in that movie
that I assume is canon.
Oh, that movie is dog shit.
I know, that's why I said it.
So Laura goes to Stony Brook University
where she studies physiology.
Laura is noted by her few friends as never leaving campus.
She does not go home for the holidays or anything.
And she is also not an easy person
to live with.
One classmate recalls, she always had an opinion of things
and what people should be doing.
Laura was particularly incensed
whenever her roommates would have boys over.
It didn't matter that everyone's doors were open
and that no one was fucking, she would yell at them
because she was sure they were screwing around
and having premarital sex.
So this is where we get some outside info that like,
okay, so maybe she's just always sucked ass.
Right, whereas it sounds like whatever insecurity is,
or like she is internalized growing up
has now turned into weapons forever.
So this was a, you know, she was off,
but no one ever was able to live with her
for more than like a semester at a time, right?
She's that kind of person.
After graduating, she went to Columbia University
to get her masters and studied under an MD
who was researching the glucose transport mechanism.
Laura was at this point scientifically interested
in finding more efficient methods
of measuring glucose levels and response to insulin, which would have been great if she'd stuck with that. That's a, we,
would have been great. She doesn't. What she does do is meet a guy named Rudolph. She meets him
because, so she's a walker. She's one of these people who takes regular long walks. And it says
something deeply unhinged about her that she took these long walks in high heels.
And one day she catches her heel on a bridge,
which makes her fall and seriously injure her kneecap.
And Rudolph is on scene and gallantly rescues her.
So the two start their relationship
while Laura is in a wheelchair and dependent on him.
They get married, but as she heels,
she becomes aware of the horrifying reality that like,
Rudolph fell in love with the version of her that was dependent on him. And Laura is an extremely
independent person, right? So the marriage starts to break apart, you know, it's just kind of a
doomed situation. And this sort of thing that very young people do, get married too early based on something
that is more of like a momentary thing
that rather than evidence of like long-term compatibility,
not a weird story and not one that most people
would judge someone over.
Although Dr. Laura is gonna build a career
judging people if you should like this.
Oh, I mean, it's like, but if anyone is qualified.
Yeah, and brave of both of you to not make a Rudolph
the Red Nose Reindeer joke.
Just wanted to point that out.
I don't know what his nose looked like.
Brave.
So Laura graduated and broke up with her husband
right around the same time she gets her master's degree.
The actual divorce process is gonna take some time,
but before it's done, Laura travels to Los Angeles
to teach physiology and human sexuality at the University of Southern California.
The divorce.
Yeah, yeah, it's great stuff.
It's great stuff.
The divorce gets finalized in 1977
and Laura is going to spend the rest of her life
delighting in telling interviewers
that her ex-husband brings his parents to court.
I don't know enough to say which of them was the bad guy,
but she does kind of sound like a dick
when she talks about it.
But hey, no fault of yours,
which she's going to hate in the future.
Oh, great.
Yeah.
So it's while teaching at USC that not quite yet
a Dr. Laura Slushinger would meet a man
who is going to set her on the road to becoming an icon.
And that man's name is Bill Balance with two L's.
Have you ever heard of Bill?
No, I don't think so.
Oh, Jamie, you're gonna love learning
about this piece of shit.
This is a real influential piece of shit.
Okay.
Born in Peoria, Illinois,
Balance got his degree in journalism
and served in the Marines before starting a varied career
as a broadcaster during the golden age of radio.
From the 1950s to the 1970s,
he worked everywhere from Denver and Honolulu
to San Diego, San Francisco, and Los Angeles,
which is where he was when Laura met him.
In 1971, he had launched a new hit series,
widely considered to be the first shock jock show.
He's not quite a shock jock,
but he is the primordial ooze
from which the Shock Jocks emerge, right?
Okay, it's all coming together.
Okay.
And he's hugely influential.
He is pre Rush Limbaugh.
He is pre Howard Stern,
but he is all of them descendant.
You and I unfortunately have this guy's DNA in us.
I'm sure we do.
And that, what a bummer.
Okay. All right.
It's not great.
He is our dad. He is daddy.
He's great granddaddy at least.
Yeah. Okay.
So the series that takes, makes Bill take off,
he's reasonably successful,
but he has his huge hit series of 1971.
And that series is Feminine Forum on KGBS AM in Los Angeles.
I know you're, you're just psyched to hear
what Feminine Forum was, Jamie.
I really hope, is he the host?
He sure is, he sure is.
Oh good, I was hoping he would be the host.
Well yeah, let me have it. Absolutely, absolutely.
Let me have it.
Here's how the LA Times describes the show.
Designed for a young female audience,
the daily five hour show featured topics such as,
where did his love go and how did you know it was gone?
And have you ever thrown yourself at a hunk
who wasn't catching and are you a red hot mama?
Balance played the role of what former Times radio columnist
James Brown called the lascivious uncle chiding his doll
babies to rid
themselves of their grunt head oppressors. Within a year, Balance's Feminine Forum was one of the
most popular radio shows in Los Angeles with as many men turning in as women. By turns witty,
racy and confessional, the daring program was soon syndicated across the country and spawned
imitators in dozens of cities. So how you feeling about that, Jamie?
I'm just kind of taking it all in.
It's a lot.
There's a lot there.
I feel like I, my brain kind of like,
I started to get brain freeze at lascivious uncle.
Yeah, we don't have this guy anymore.
It's good that we don't.
Yeah, I'm trying to think of who.
Because women get to have shows now.
Right? Right, and I guess that he, of who was my lascivious uncle.
And I guess that maybe he was the final boss
of lascivious uncles,
because I can think of lascivious aunties,
or not even lascivious aunties,
I can think of like shameful aunties.
But lascivious uncle, was he genuinely popular among girls?
As far as I can tell, very popular with young women.
That is fascinating.
There's not a lot for them.
There's not a lot of radio that's just young women
talking about their relationship problems,
their difficulties dating.
And like, Bill is there and the show exists
because there's a man to kind of,
honestly midwife it, if you'll forgive the phrasing, right?
He's got to be there.
I don't forgive it.
And he's got to be like, he's got to be kind of holding it up so that the network, you
know, will approve it in the first place.
But a huge part of the show, it's never just Bill as the host either.
He brings in a lot of women, including eventually female, like therapists and doctors and stuff as guest experts to help talk
with these women callers about their relationship issues
and stuff.
So is the tone of this show, as far as we know,
is it Dr. Laura coded?
Is it kind of rooted in shame?
No.
What is the vibe of it?
He nearly always sides with the women calling.
A big part of, he does it in a way that you and I would say is deeply sexist and gross, is the vibe of it. He nearly always sides with the women calling.
A big part of, he does it in a way that you and I would say
is deeply sexist and gross, but he always,
he tells them like that their feelings are valid.
A huge, a lot of the times his advice is you need to dump
that man, you're better than him, right?
God.
It's really, it's complicated.
Bill's legacy in this part is like very much,
it's not just bad or just good, right?
I feel like if anything, I don't know, I don't want to hand it to this guy in any way, shape
or form, but if his work demonstrated that there is a clear and present need for young
women to have their feelings validated by literally fucking anyone in a public forum,
that is such a bummer that it like it took someone that far afield
from who they were being like, no, you're, it's okay.
Ugh, ugh.
I would have to say you can draw two lines from Bill.
One line is shows like the Bechdel cast, right?
Where you've got women like talking
without any kind of male intermediary.
And that is a major thing in entertainment
and it has been for quite some time.
And Bill helped show that there was a thirst for that.
And the other thing-
The audience existed.
Yes, the other thing Bill helped show
is that a lot of people would listen to an old guy
be gross to women, be gross about women. And so you get a lot of people would listen to an old guy be gross to women, be gross about women.
And so you get a lot of like the shock jock shit
that's gonna come later comes out.
Like a lot of people, a lot of what networks get from this
is that like, oh, there's a lot of interest
in men talking to women about sex, right?
Okay, so it's like you could pull Howard Stern
or the Bexel cast from this.
Right, right. That's kind of what's interesting about Bill. He's early enough back that you
can pull both from it, right?
Sure, yeah.
And I should give you at this point an example of the kind of incisive commentary that Bill
provided.
Oh boy.
Sophie, this is, yeah.
Oh my gosh, my chest just tightened.
Your husband, he was not the father of this baby.
Well, actually, it's rather complicated.
But we're going to explain it to Bill.
My child is...
Forty-two.
My child's father is my husband's father.
The child's father is your husband's father?
Yes.
In other words, you were making it with your father-in-law to be?
Right.
Before the ceremony? Right, that's why I
changed my mind. Ah, because you figured that his, that your father-in-law to be was a better man
than his own son? Right. So why don't you marry the father-in-law? Was he still married to your ex,
to your soon-to-be mother-in-law? Yes. Oh, that's a kind of a dull thing for him to have done.
Well, that won't be much longer. In other words if you marry
the projected or proposed husband he would be the brother of his own child. Yes.
Right. Gee, but you mentioned just in passing it was kind of a throwaway line, Gia Nina Mia.
You mentioned that maybe it won't be for long.
You mean he's gonna get rid of his old fat wife
and marry you?
Well, not marry me, but I don't wanna get married.
No.
There.
So, you see-
No, why is he hitting every consonant like that?
That's how you delivered shit on the radio back then.
That is how you told women on the radio back then. He's a successful broadcaster.
That is how you told women what for back in the day.
Except for, he's not really,
he's not being judgmental or mean there.
He's being silly.
He's kind of making fun of it a little bit,
but he's not, he's mostly just like asking her for details
because it's like an interesting saucy story, right?
Well, yeah, that's the thing.
I was like, I don't think he's doing nothing there.
I think he's asking leading questions
that he knows the answer to
that makes the behavior sound like more,
like not even that it's not salacious,
but you know, like giving whatever,
telling the listeners like,
oh, that thing that you're wondering is like,
is this person doing something kind of fucked up?
Yeah, and here is my thesaurus to prove it.
Like he's doing a lot.
Yeah, he's doing a lot, but he's also doing,
you can also see him in the line to Dr. Laura, right?
Where they're doing a similar thing.
Like Bill, as soon as he hears the base of this,
he's like, I need to steer this to talking about
how this guy she's marrying is going to be the brother
to her son, right?
That's the line that needs to get out.
It's like the old, you know,
there's a popular song around the time,
I'm My Own Grandpa, right?
Like I need to get that, I need to-
Really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my God, it's a great song.
You can hear it on Dr. Demento.
Very funny song, but he's really got a hit on that, right?
Because he knows that that's like the craziest,
funniest detail.
But the way he kind of pulls it out,
he's got a much slower style.
Like he's not, Dr. Laura gives stuff less time to breathe,
which is interesting to me.
Like one of them isn't necessarily more honest
than the other, but it is interesting, like interesting to me. One of them isn't necessarily more honest than the other,
but it is interesting, like the difference.
And now both of them go after-
Well, how many hours does she have to Bill's five?
Yeah, Bill gets five.
I guess he has some time to kind of tease it out of me.
And he has a slide whistle,
which you definitely hear, right?
No.
I mean, you heard the slide whistle in there.
This is of course a slide whistle show.
So Bill is popular.
And I said earlier, it was extremely popular among women.
There's also a lot of rage inspired by this show, right?
And he gets attacked a lot by feminist organizations,
obviously, and I'm gonna continue that quote
from the LA Weekly.
Feminist groups accused the program of exploitation
and insulting the intelligence of his collars.
For his part, balance called women's rights activists
professional blind dates.
So he's that kind of piece of shit, right?
He's Howard Stern too, you know?
Although Howard Stern is a much better person probably.
Tell me what this has to do with the Bechtel cast, Robert.
I swear to God.
I don't know, Jamie.
Like it's a different era before Bill Balance.
After Bill, you get Dr. Laura.
After Bill, you get a lot of shows
that are like women talking to and about women.
Sure.
He's not the only thing in there,
but he breaks a seal on what talk radio can be.
And it's also worth noting that like after Bill,
you get Rush Limbaugh and you get fucking,
like all of the shock jocks that we get.
Michael Medved, all of these horrible things.
He's the first fish that walked on land, right?
Rather than the immediate simian precursor, right?
Like he just sort of, it shows that radio
can be a different thing than it had been before.
You know?
I do think like across mediums,
it is unfortunate and vile that there is like, it's often just like a
lascivious uncle who ends up, you know, proving that they're proving again, because it's been
proven over and over and over that there is an audience that is not just like men. And yeah,
yeah, yeah, there's, and he does it by being like, there's an audience that's just not men
for this kind of smut, right?
For smut talk, you know?
But that does eventually lead to shows
that are not smutty, right?
Like there is a line you can draw there.
And when I talk about the success of this show,
he starts this in 1971.
By 1975, there are 500 shows and more
that are rip-offs of the Bill Ballant show in different stations
around the country.
And Bill's show is more popular than ever.
One of his most popular segments is a recurring bit
with Dr. Norton Christie, a clinical psychologist
who had worked for the Rand Corporation.
Oh yeah, Dr. Christie's a fascinating piece of shit.
Christie's job was to provide pseudo-credible
scientific analysis of the fears and complaints
made by ballots as callers, right?
So they quickly, and again, this is part of like
the actual talent here is recognizing people
that don't just wanna hear Bill be gross on the air
and make jokes, they wanna hear someone
who you can claim as a scientist,
explain what the psychological stuff goes, right?
And that certainly wouldn't continue on, yeah.
I mean, yeah, he's, again, you can draw a direct line
from Bill to Jordan Peterson, right?
Sure, sure.
Or, I mean, Dr. Phil, like, you know,
there's many people. And Dr. Phil, right, yes, yes.
Absolutely.
This is, Bill is a really influential,
he's not the only person who helps make this clear
to the people making radio shows and eventually TV shows,
but he's a major figure in that movement.
And his station managers saw this as an,
correctly, as an endlessly reproducible format.
You get a guy who's kind of funny,
you get a medical professional,
someone you can claim as a medical professional,
and you have collars talking about their fucked up lives.
Billions of dollars, right?
Infinite money from doing this shit.
Up to this day, right?
Yeah.
Now, one thing they do recognize is that
you need a stable of experts because we're on the air a lot
and actual credible clinical psychologists tend to be busy.
Right, if you're a good clinical psychologist,
you probably don't have five hours a day
to talk to yahoos on the radio, right?
Well, you know, well, let's not, no shade,
but Frazier certainly found the time.
Frazier is-
And that was part of the reason that Niles
and him had such problems.
Niles didn't have five hours of radio a day
because he was a real doctor.
That is the point of the Frasier show
is that Frasier's not a real psychiatrist.
He's a fraud.
He's a fraud.
In the end, he's a fraud.
Yeah.
But that's part of what makes it fun.
I love what a fraud that man is.
Absolutely.
God, what a such a formative childhood crush,
but we don't have time.
Absolutely, absolutely.
Look, it was formative.
We're talking about Niles, right?
Oh, I'm talking about both of them.
Okay, okay, good.
Yeah, absolutely, both of them, sure, fine.
And Roz while we're at it.
And Roz, well, throw Roz in there, sure, you know?
Honestly, throw John Mahoney on that pile.
And on a good day, maybe even Bulldog, you know?
Maybe Bulldog if he's in a good mood, right?
Yeah.
I'm glad we're having this, this complex Frazier talk, Jamie.
So Maris too, once or twice anyway, whatever.
Oh yeah.
I mean her absence was very, you know, sexually potent.
Right.
So the station management saw this as an endlessly reproducible format, but they need people
who actually have time.
So they need people who they can pretend are credible medical experts, but aren't enough
of a credible medical expert to like have better things to do.
And this is where Laura Schlesinger is going to come in.
She first calls into Bill's show in 1975.
Bill has an expert where he's asking women to call in and say, and tell
him, would you rather be a widow or a divorcee? Right? Laura calls in, she uses a fake name
and she picks widow and she explains, quote, then you don't have to second guess yourself,
whether you made the right choice in leaving. You don't feel guilt. Everybody feels sorry
for you. They come over and cook for you. Oh, a sleigh. That's her reason.
Yeah.
Bill recognizes two key things about Laura from this call.
One of them is she has a good voice for radio
and she speaks well and she's someone
who actually might have some potential on the air.
And the other, the larger is that she sounds hot.
So he keeps her on the line for 20 minutes
and then he has his producer get her phone number
Which he's going to be a creep about
But that's all for part two Jamie. That's all for part two. I am I am invested
Yeah, yeah, let's let's all come back in a day or so and we'll learn everything
There is to know about the Dr. Laura show.
Like every episode, I'm like,
I think she's gonna turn this around.
I spit in the face of history.
She's gonna be an awesome person.
I just know it.
This is where we learned that Dr. Laura
stopped the second 9-11, you know?
Things wouldn't have gone that way if she was there.
There were gonna be three more planes,
but not, she talked them all down.
She told those hijackers to reconsider their lives.
You know, quit this job, raise a family.
She did it everybody.
Saved us all.
Saved the, I don't know, some other building.
I don't know another famous building.
An even bigger one.
An even bigger one.
Jamie, where can people find you on the internet?
Well, Robert, you can find me on this very network.
You can find me every week on Tuesdays, 16th Minute of Fame, where I talk to and about
the main characters of the internet and what their notoriety meant for the internet and
for them.
And yeah, Sophie, of course, is the producer, you are a producer
and Ian is an editor.
So I mean, we're keeping it in the family over there
and it's hot dog season.
So get a copy of raw dog while you're at it.
Tomorrow, I am, as we were recording this tomorrow,
I'm flying to New York to cover the hot dog contest.
And it's gonna be a barn burner this year.
It's gonna be very fraught.
I can't wait.
Yeah.
No, Joey.
Burn a barn down.
Burn something down, folks.
That's all I ask for my listeners.
Light a fire somewhere.
Least we can do.
Least we can do.
It could be a legal fire.
It could be an illegal fire.
I prefer fires that are a gray area.
Really try to get like within six hours of a burning. It could be a legal fire, it could be an illegal fire. I prefer fires that are a gray area, you know?
Really, like try to like get like within six hours
of a burn ban starting,
so you've got that plausible deniability, you know?
Really gamble on it.
Like a sexy little keep them guessing kind of thing.
Keep them guessing, keep them guessing.
That's all I ask, baby.
That's all I ask.
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