Behind the Bastards - Part One: What's New With Andrew Tate?
Episode Date: April 22, 2025Why Was Andrew Tate allowed back in the U.S.? What's happening with all his court cases? Robert sits back down with Ian Johnson and Sophie Lichterman and explains what's happening with Tate's numerous... charges, his latest criminal allegations, and his God awful taste in machetes. (2 Part Series....for now.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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That's very important.
We have to traumatize a woman in order to truly give everyone the Andrew Tate experience.
Let's just open the episodes with that.
Everyone will love that.
Sophie, welcome back to being on camera.
You're making a great one.
Yeah.
I'm finally back up in my office.
I can finally walk back up the stairs
and half the plants up here did not survive the surgery.
And I'm really, really, really pissed about it.
Yeah.
You know, a lot of people don't survive surgery.
Good luck if you're going into surgery.
Jesus fuck, Robert.
I know, I'm having a horrible,
horrible introductions this week.
Jesus.
You do kind of look like a poet today.
You're giving poet energy.
Sophie, I am a poet, thank you very much.
A poet of people who really suck ass.
That's the kind of poet I am.
Much like Yeats.
I really don't like when you're mean to yourself.
Oh, no, no, no.
It's like-
I'm just watching that Falcon unable to hear the Falconer.
Gyres are widening, all that good shit.
It's like- I'm just handing out treats to my dogs.
It's like when somebody's mean to one of my dogs.
I can't stomach it.
It's not all right.
Also, Ian's here.
Hi, Ian.
Hi, Ian.
How are you doing today? Welcome- I'm pretty right. Also Ian's here. Hi Ian. Hi Ian.
How are you doing today?
Welcome.
I'm pretty good.
Welcome to walking into us being weird.
I'm afraid of what I'm about to hear
for the next hour or so,
but you know what?
Let's do it.
Goodness, you should be.
We all should be.
My God.
Because today we're finally giving you an update
on Andrew Tate, an Andrew up Tate.
I hate every time I say that and I still keep saying it.
You did. You sent me multiple files.
Yeah, I did.
Well, because I edited it when some new shit came out
because stuff keeps coming out about this motherfucker.
I unfortunately sent you some horrifying new stuff.
You sent me a thing right as I was finishing this
and I was like, great, now I have to go back into the fucking file
on my, you know, day that I'm relaxing and write more about Andrew Tate. Between the last
episodes we did and this update and then the Manosphere series on Jamie's show I just feel
like I'm swimming in it I'm deep in the water so let's go. You're filthy with Tate it's like wading into a sewer.
with tape, it's like wading into a sewer.
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So we're gonna be answering the question,
what's new with Andrew Tate?
Cause you've probably heard a lot of confusing stories
and I think people who are just kind of like casually
looking at the coverage are like, oh, wait, he's out of jail now.
Are the charges dropped? He's back in the U.S.
Wait, is he under investigation in the U.S.? What's happening?
Using we're going to get into all that and explain exactly what's happened,
what's happening with with the man.
And then in part two, we're going to talk a lot about some new stuff
that's come out about things that were happening, you know, during the last
episodes we wrote, but that we didn't know because there have been a bunch
of leaks from his website since.
So this is all important information that does kind of change
my understanding of how this guy operates and what's actually going on behind
the scenes. But let's start with like, what the fuck's going on right now
and what's been going on since we talked about him last.
So when we left Monsuya Tate back in 2022.
No, don't give him that.
Don't give him that. No, no, no.
He'd been arrested and jailed
and then released to house arrest.
And in the two years since,
simultaneously very little has changed
and at the same time, quite a lot has.
So let's start with just a little bit of an overview
of what went down.
Andrew, age 36, and Tristan, age 34 at the time,
were both arrested on December 29th, 2022.
They'd moved to Romania in 2016
and had drawn attention from the authorities
for trafficking women and forming an organized crime ring
to do so.
Investigators identified seven women
who alleged that they had been forced to perform sex acts on camera for the Tate's financial gain. One of the women accused
Andrew of having raped her twice in March of 2022. Another woman, acclaimed a Tate associate,
had used violence to force her to stay in their compound after she attempted to leave.
Both brothers were locked up in a Romanian prison for about three months. While they were
incarcerated, Dicot, the Romanian federal agency devoted to organized crime
who was handling this case, towed away a bunch of their luxury cars and seized almost $4
million in assets.
Ultimately, they were released to house arrest, and then nothing seemed to happen for quite
a while.
Andrew continued posting on Twitter, and he guested remotely in podcasts from his compound in Romania.
Right-wing figures would fly to Romania and visit him and put him on their various shows.
It wasn't until June of 2023 that Tate was formally indicted.
He and his brother and two Romanian women were charged with forming an organized criminal group in 2021
and orchestrating a campaign of human trafficking in three different countries.
He was also charged with rape. So there was a significant gap between December of 2022 when
he was initially arrested and then a few months later house arrest started it, but it wasn't until
June of the next year of 2023 that he actually gets indicted for anything. And that is going
to be a sign that the actual case around this is messy.
And it's not messy because there's not a bunch of evidence of fucked up shit Andrew did.
It's messy in part because the Romanian justice system, not the best in the world.
Sure.
Right?
Romanian criminal investigations don't always have their P's and Q's put together here.
So the massive coverage around the indictments and allegations led to a flood of additional
allegations from women who had been abused by Andrew back home in the UK.
I'm going to quote from the New York Times here.
In March, this is 2023, the Romanian authorities arrested the Tates again after Britain said
it was pursuing them over separate accusations related to sexual crimes and exploitation
in that country.
A Bucharest court ruled soon afterward that they would be extradited to Britain
to face those charges after legal proceedings
conclude in Romania.
And this is still the way things are, right?
There is that cases continuing to build.
UK authorities have expressed being very bullish
on prosecuting the Tates.
And as things stand, once the investigation,
it's kind of, it might, it-
Why are they bullish?
Because they think they've got, they have a good case.
And the UK has a functional criminal justice system
somewhat, right?
They're prosecutors who know how to put together a case
better than the Romanian ones do, I think.
I guess, but these guys have gotten away with it
for so long that I'm just like, I don't know,
I don't have faith in the justice system.
And they do, and the UK, to be fair fair UK authorities massively fucked up the first set of allegations
against Andrew.
Why are you so confident when you're clearly bad at your jobs?
Because this has become a massive issue in the UK right?
Both because like 50 by most recent polls like 52 percent of men under 19 have a positive
view of Andrew Tate in the UK.
That's way too many.
But he has been, he's also becoming extremely demonized
to a lot of like adults and a lot of, you know,
the people in politics in the country.
So he is a massive figure over there for that reason.
And at least all of the signs I'm seeing
is that the UK is very wants to prosecute him
aggressively. And so the best thing for him may be the fact that this Romanian case has been so
messy, because they can't, they won't extradite him until they either charge him and the case is
concluded, or they drop the investigation, right? So the day before I finalized these episodes,
a BBC article dropped with more details from
this case, the case of the four women in the UK who are alleging crimes committed by Tate.
According to court documents in those cases, which have become recently available, one
of these women alleges that Tate pointed a gun at her face and told her, you're going
to do as I say, or there'll be hell to pay.
Another woman claims that he threatened to kill her.
Another says that he threatened to kill anyone
who spoke to her.
And another says he convinced her
he'd killed people in the past.
I don't just based on what's known about him believe that,
but he has a, as we'll talk about,
he spends a lot of time and effort trying to convince people
that he is like a very deadly man.
He does.
Particularly 14 year old boys and the teenage women
he primarily pursues.
Right.
Which I'm not saying she's silly for taking that seriously.
You should always take it seriously
when a guy who was threatening you says that.
Uh-huh.
Especially if they allegedly are holding a gun.
Yeah, well, he was only holding a gun allegedly
on one of them.
Yeah.
Oh, okay, just one. Not on this one.
These were four different women.
Oh, just one guy.
Yeah, these were four different women. Oh, just one guy.
Yeah, these were four different women with different allegations.
Andrew Tate, Tristan Tate, which is his brother and weird little sidekick, and their spokesperson
have repeatedly denied these and all other allegations against them.
He has also taken what we will describe as uneven efforts to reform his image.
For one thing, he converted to Islam,, and has made a number of videos,
showed up on some podcasts about that.
There's a good BBC documentary
in which people who were close to him and know him
say like, that's a lie.
And I believe, again, he's been spotted repeatedly,
like when he got back to Florida,
like in clubs, in and around alcohol,
drinking, partying in ways that like,
strict observant Muslims don't do, what with the booze.
But he's also tried to remake his image as a philanthropist.
Now, this started with just kind of bullshit.
He claimed that in the past he had donated heavily to charities.
He built a dog shelter in Romania and was going to rebuild an orphanage.
But in the wake of these allegations, he launched the website tatepledge.com
and claimed in a video,
I donate $25 million a year
to feeding children in war-torn countries,
especially in the Islamic world,
because that's where war is.
There's actually war all over the place,
not just in the Islamic world, Andrew Tate.
In that video, he announced the birth
of the Tate Foundation, which quote,
is going to be dedicated to charitable acts.
I will be spending millions and millions of dollars on charitable acts for the rest of
my human life.
God.
What's happening on this website?
Oh yeah.
It's, I mean, it's like videos.
So those are videos that when you like different charities put out for their donors, we'll
be explaining that in a second.
Like what's going on on this site.
But I wanted people to see tatepledge.com.
That's what I'm looking at
It looks like a normal charitable website. We're like, oh you're collecting all the different donations from these people
But these are all supposed to be from Andrew Tate, right?
Yeah, Andrew Tate's not has not changed lives for the better. Come on. No
After he states God has blessed me with fantastic wealth
It's more money than I will ever personally need.
The video then displays text saying, this is how the most famous man on earth exerts
his influence.
Despite all the attacks from his fiercest critics, he's the only one actively trying to change
the world for the better.
Now we'll talk about how real all this shit is in a second.
It's not mostly.
If you go to the Tate pledge website, it looks kind of like a normal NGO, right?
Except the weird fact of the matter is, normally a site like this would be keeping track of
a bunch of people donating, and this is just supposed to be the Tates and some of their
inner circle war room members.
On that site today, it claims that almost 1.2 million lives have been changed by their
donations and $12 million are donated.
And even that is significantly less than Tate claimed he was planning to spend.
But yeah, it's, it's the, there's like 43 projects listed on the site from wheelchairs
for disabled kids to distributing food aid in Yemen.
And it all sounds nice and weirdly innocuous for the Tates.
And so the obvious question one asks now is, is any of this real?
And to answer that, I'm going to refer to an investigation published on the website
Unheard and written by Steve Boggan.
Quote, there is very little evidence of more than a million lives being changed or of tens
of millions of dollars being spent.
Fewer than 10 charities feature in the videos and at least one is now defunct.
The Tate's most regular collaborator is Muslim Global Relief, a Manchester-based charity
with an income of 3.4 million pounds and three employees.
Its deputy managing director, Mohammed Bashir,
told me that Muslim Global Relief had conducted
16 to 20 projects with Tate donated money
this financial year, but the total amount spent
was 30,000 pounds at most.
Asked whether the Tate-funded projects
were long-term or one-off events, Mr. Bashir said,
"'One project at a time in different places.'"
The charity, he added, had made a policy decision to carry out and taking money from the Tates,
regardless of the charges they faced.
However, if they were found guilty, global Muslim relief would sever all ties."
And both, so we're looking at tens of thousands from the most documented charity, not millions.
This is clearly the kind of like a tax dodge sort of situation as well as being like a
PR thing.
But also Tate's been accused of not paying
like tens of millions of dollars in UK taxes over the years.
So it's one of those like, this doesn't count to me.
Like the fact that you lied about how much you gave
in order to get some videos that you could put on a website
and gave what is effectively pocket change
based on what you actually owe in taxes. I don't know. I don't really give a shit. So
and even that I should say this is like the most documented relationship they have with
a charity. Even that possibly semi legit 30 K donation is incredibly sketchy when a journalist
digs into it because Boggan like did the smart thing and in a day after global Muslim relief was like yeah
He gave us some money like not as much as he claimed but some he was like
So like how they transfer these funds to you like how they get sent to you and they said and this is so weird
They were like well actually Tate didn't give them to us directly a journalist who we won't name
Handed it to us from Tate quote from their representatives. What we don't have direct links with the Tate brothers,
Mr. Bashir said. There's a journalist based here in the UK who's a representative and looks after
the charitable arm for them. He's the one who gives us the donations and then we do the projects
and give them the appropriate feedback. There's no ongoing long-term funding for one particular
project in one particular country. That's really weird. Yeah, that sounds not normal.
First off, a journalist is your intermediary?
If they'd sent a lawyer, I'd be like,
hey, rich people have like a lawyer handle
that kind of shit all the time.
A journalist?
My question is, is this the same reporter Bashir
that fucked with Princess Diana in the UK?
No, Bashir is the representative
from the Muslim Global Muslim Relief.
Oh, I thought that was the journalist.
That was like- Nothing to do with that. Okay, I thought that was the journalist. That was like...
Nothing to do with that.
Okay, I was like, I was like, red flag, red flag.
I don't know who.
I actually have a couple of theories, but I'm not going to throw them out on air about
who this quote unquote journalist might be.
But yeah, that's weird.
That's not how this is normally handled.
Yeah, seems bizarre.
Seems bizarre.
And I should emphasize here that there are substantial tax benefits to donating to certain
amounts to charity.
And to an extent, when you're bringing in money like this, it does make financial sense
to donate.
The Tates have been doing this for years with the money they brought in from sexually trafficking
webcam workers.
One charity they gave to, Muslim Hands, took donations from the Tates for years and sent
them video evidence of some of the projects they completed, which is a standard thing
for NGOs to do, right? Here's some video evidence of some of the projects they completed, which is a standard thing for NGOs to do, right?
Like, here's some video evidence of how your money is helping people.
Andrew started posting this footage on his website after his arrest,
which horrified them, because this is a real charity,
and they want nothing to do with a pimp.
They publicly cut ties with the brothers
and asked for all of the footage to be removed.
But many of the charities he claims to have given to,
like Human Appeal,
deny that they received actual donations from the Tates.
He claims to have donated to them and they're like,
no, like one completely different guy
dedicated some money in their names.
There's another group he claims to have donated to,
Action for Humanity International,
who says they did not receive money from the Tates,
but their Canadian partner organization got $800.
And as soon as the charges were made public against the Tates, they returned it.
Several larger donations were offered by the Tates to their Canadian partner, but the charity
refused the money because they like Googled him and were like, oh fuck, we don't need
this.
We don't need this at all.
We don't need your $12,000 Andrew Tate.
Jesus Christ.
Get the fuck out of here.
Well, I think before you're talking about like 2017, 18,
where he's like on Pimp and kind of well known
in like webcam sex communities,
but like it might not pull up anything.
And you're also, the thing they noted was that
their limit for when they would do due diligence
on a donation was like 1500.
And so an $800 donation, they're just not checking on
because that's not enough money for them
to really worry about it, right?
Which makes sense to me.
You know, it costs money to do that due diligence.
Now, additionally, from that unheard article, quote,
other charities singled out by the Tates
have simply disappeared.
The first video posted on the Tate Pledge website
was dated to April 13th and features hundreds
of construction workers in Dubai receiving boxes of food courtesy of a charity
called Life Guided by Light.
A similar Dubai-based food handout supported by the Tates
and executed by men wearing Life Guided by Light t-shirts
was carried out in a car park
for Chinese National Chemical Engineering vehicles.
The workers wore HIVIS vests bearing the letters C and CEC.
Yet when I tried to ask Life Guided by Light
why it felt necessary to feed workers employed
by a huge multinational corporation, I discovered-
I was like, what am I missing here?
Right.
But here's it, I discovered that the charity's
three trustees had dissolved it last December
following a year of zero income and zero expenditure.
Oh God.
My guess, because he has ties to Dubai, he goes there,
I kind of wonder if maybe there's some like,
he needed to move, he wanted to move some money over there.
And this was like a weird shot.
I don't know, but it certainly doesn't seem to be real.
That's incredible.
Earlier this year, I showed,
and this is continuing that article from UnHerd.
Earlier this week, I showed the Tate pledge page
to two senior academics with expertise
in the charity sector.
While neither wanted to be named,
one expressed concern over the use of stereotypical images
of victims in need that are now being heavily criticized
by the NGO community.
The Tate videos he pointed out
often feature young African children expressing delight
at being given a plate of food.
The other added,
it seems like a classic case of charity washing,
trying to bolster a hugely damaged reputation
through good works.
I suspect many charities wouldn't touch the money.
And again, all of the evidence suggests
it's not a lot of money.
Sure.
In one video on the tape-
He just can't stop grifting.
He literally can't.
No, he's addicted to the grift.
It's the laziest con though.
It's just like, ah, this way, this way.
Cause again, his audience,
he's not trying to convince this journalist.
He's not trying to convince you and me.
He's trying to convince 14 year old boys.
Right.
Right.
Who probably because of the state of education, both the UK and the United States aren't that
great at reading.
No, they're very vulnerable.
Yeah.
Oh shit.
Sorry.
In one video on the Tate Pledge website, Andrew promised to provide full accounts and receipts
to prove that the money goes directly to charity, to feeding children in war-torn countries. When Steve Bogan asked
their US-based lawyer to see these receipts, he was ignored, as he was ignored when he
emailed the Tates directly.
Sick.
The whole, and Bogan did a great job on this. It's a very good article, unheard, U-N-H-E-R-D,
as the website was published on. The whole charity angle was from the jump,
a cynical ploy for public sympathy.
And Public Andrew blames the matrix
for his many prosecutions around the world
and expresses sublime confidence
that he will successfully fight all these cases
and win them.
And I wanna add here, I considered going back
and adding some details about his past in childhood
that have come out in subsequent publications.
It just didn't make sense for these episodes because there's so much new stuff. But I do wanna note one childhood that have come out in the subsequent publications. It just didn't make sense for these episodes
because there's so much new stuff.
But I do want to note one thing that has come out
is that his father, the famous chess player,
is the guy he gets the Matrix comparisons from.
Because his dad was obsessed with the Matrix
and would bring it up constantly to Andrew and Tristan.
That's something to cut like one of his aunts and stuff.
He's had like a couple of members of his family speak out.
So that is apparently where that,
this is not just something he picked up
because the right wing internet adopted,
which I had assumed,
because it's just such a big thing
on the conservative internet is talking about the matrix.
The red pill stuff.
No, this actually literally does go back to his childhood,
which I find interesting.
That is interesting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So the fact that he feels a need to,
I will say as confident as he expresses being
in all cases that he's going to win,
all of these different criminal trials,
the fact that he would do this,
this fake charity bullshit, pretend to convert to Islam,
it does suggest a vulnerability.
The fact that he is actually worried
and that he's also shameless.
Yeah, I was gonna say.
You wouldn't do this if you didn't feel like
there was some potential protection in it for you.
Unless he was nervous about potentially losing
or something, yeah.
Yes, yes.
Or not even just losing in a court of law,
but losing his audience, which I think in a way
is you could argue that's more important to him. his audience, which I think in a way is,
you could argue that's more important to him. Oh, one million percent.
There's a pretty, one of the BBC articles interviews,
like a former kid who actually paid to be in the real world
and has since come out and talked about,
which is one of his website platforms
where he hustles young men.
And he said that the thing that pulled him out of it
was reading the actual court allegations,
which is not a common story.
It's not easily replicable.
But there is the fact that these allegations
do pull some people away from him, right?
And it also stops some people who might,
like the fact that this is publicized
does help keep some people from getting towards him.
You know, it's a mixed bag
because the additional notoriety also helps draw people.
I don't know entirely how it all shakes out.
This kind of stuff is messy.
There's not an easy answer here.
When it comes to examples of his vulnerability and also how he utilizes this online community
he's built of young men, And he's got two websites.
We'll talk about them in more detail in part two,
but the war room and the real world.
The real world is like 50 bucks a month.
The war room is like eight grand a year,
plus a lot more to be admitted into certain chat rooms.
And the real world is much bigger
and it kind of exists to funnel people upwards, right?
It's kind of both an MLM and a cult style thing.
Again, we'll talk about it more later.
But he utilizes this mass of a couple of hundred people in the real world in order to act as
his online army, to amplify his message, to keep him going viral.
And he attempted to utilize them near the end of 2023 to help him get let out of like
Romanian, I mean, he was, I think it was like house arrest.
Yeah.
And using the excuse that he needed to visit, leave to the United States temporarily so
he and his brother could see their grandmother before she dies.
Now this was transparent bullshit, but it's the kind of bullshit that he would only try
if he was actually frightened of being convicted.
Andrew actually launched a whole media campaign around his grandma using his subscribers to the real world. Members are essentially there to be digital servants.
There's a lot of like, they're taught how to do all these different online money making
scams, affiliate marketing, and flooding Amazon with AI books, but they're really there to
cut together videos of Andrew Tate and flood the internet with it. And this is what he tried to utilize as a resource and a focused way to get this idea
that like he just wants to visit his grandma to go viral.
Per an article in Vice, quote, Vice News has been provided with a screenshot of a message
posted on a chat board for the real world on Saturday by Tate's cousin, Luke Tate, who
acts as a professor on the site.
The post offered a bounty or reward of unspecified value for the subscribers who created the
20 most viewed video posts in support of the campaign to see Grandma Tate.
What's cousin Tate's expertise?
He's their cousin.
Oh, sick.
How many of these fuckers are there?
Oh my God.
I've heard of three so far.
I think there may be some more involved.
Grandma Tate is sick and dying.
She can't travel.
She wants to see Andrew and Tristan before she dies,
read the post.
The American embassy isn't helping them make this real.
We want the world to know about grandma Tate's condition
and ask the question,
why is this happening to American citizens?
The post then instructs members,
again, most of these are teenagers to early 20s,
to create videos using AI,
drawing on old clips of Tate talking about his grandmother.
Dozens of videos followed, but none gained much traction.
In this video posted to Twitter,
has gotten less than 700 views
despite being embedded in a Vice article.
So like this should be one of the higher view videos
and like they just, people don't care about this shit.
Look at this bullshit.
Tate's grandma is very ill
and doesn't have much longer on this earth.
Her last wish is to see the Tate brothers one last time.
I'll explain.
She cannot travel due to her serious illness.
However, the American embassy won't let Tristan
and Andrew visit America.
Even though the Tate brothers are American citizens,
why is America not letting Mrs. Tate see her grandsons?
While she can, are they that evil
that they will restrict a man
from seeing his loved ones for the final time?
Comment and share to spread the news.
That's, it's- Just the AI voice over is so bad.
The AI voice, the like weird AI generated clips. It cannot say Tristan. That's
It cannot say Tristan
Like I don't know dying grandma doesn't really equate to you know, a million shirtless Andrew Tate images No, no a lot of shirtless Andrew Tate smoking a cigar talking about how his grandma just wants to see him him petting a dog
Is in there too. You just gotta make him look innocent
Speaking of innocent, you know who's never committed
a crime that I can prove in a way
that is actionable in court?
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Yeah.
Given some of the people,
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Allegedly, allegedly.
It was messy, it was messy, it was messy.
We don't talk about that on air, Robert.
Who shot who?
We'll never know, you know?
I don't know.
Sophie, glad you're healing RIP to all those agents.
Allegedly.
Now, as shallow and sad
as this whole fucking grandma Tate bullshit is,
I have to be honest, it is unclear to me
whether Andrew or Tristan or anyone around them
will ever be ultimately convicted and sentenced for anything.
Their defense has been buttressed by the fact
that Romanian prosecutors are not overwhelmingly competent.
And they are trying, right?
And there's evidence,
there is like significant civil reform actions
within Romania and the fact that the Tates
are being charged at all is a part of that, right?
But the Dicot prosecutors made a lot
of really Bush league mistakes.
Not mistakes that indicate that they're really innocent, but the mistakes that are like,
yeah, you are going to be able to procedurally get stuff dropped if you can afford very good
lawyers like the Tates can when shit like this happens.
When the indictments first dropped, there was a lot of excitement among the kind of
people who hate Tate, we'll call them most people.
And if you remember, a lot of folks convinced themselves
Greta Thunberg had somehow posted Andrew into prison.
The reality is that that had nothing to do with anything.
No, but really funny.
The timing was funny,
but the reality is that the Tates have been pretty savvy
with how they have approached their crimes,
not master criminal level.
There are some dumb mistakes,
which is why they've gotten in trouble.
But the thing that they are doing is different enough
from traditional like pimping,
and they're good enough at scaring a lot of these women
into not wanting to take on the risk
of openly coming against them,
that it is not easy to convict them,
at least in Romania, right?
This is an uphill
battle. There were signs of this from early on in the court process. The length of time
between arrest and indictment is unusual, right? The fact that they spent months in
jail and then were on house arrest and it was still like a year until they got indicted,
that's peculiar. And then in spring of 2024, after a court approved the case to finally go to trial,
the Tate succeeded in appealing to change the indictment.
Per the AP, quote, the appeals court ruled that it identified multiple flaws in the prosecutor's
case file against the Tates, saying prosecutors had failed to adequately explain the charges
against Andrew to an alleged female victim and that the charges against the female suspects were not properly presented.
It said the indictment failed to specify the amounts related to the confiscation of assets
in the case.
The court ordered some evidence removed, including witness statements by two alleged victims
and witness statements made by Andrew and Tristan, which were deemed inadmissible.
The court did not say why.
And you know, there's a number of reasons for this. But again, it all kind of suggests, well,
this was sloppier than you'd want it to be. Right. Like that's the fundamental issue here.
And they have so much money to pay and they have money to pay for legal advice. And yeah,
and it's sad because most of that money comes from them manipulate comes from them hurting
a 14 year boy and abusing women, right?
It's like their allowance money is going to
the Andrew and Tristan Tate Defense Fund.
And more than that, when they traffic,
when they have these women working for them on cameras,
they're taking basically everything they earn, right?
Yeah.
95% of the money is going straight to them, yeah.
Yes, and so they have money for these,
and it's also obviously the different subscription fees.
I think that is now,
now he started making his money through the can business.
I don't know that that's any meaningful chunk
of his income now.
I think it is all from this platform that he's built.
I think that's where Tate's money comes from these days.
But it's one of those things, what having a good lawyer tends to mean in cases like
this isn't that they're better at proving you're innocent.
It's that there's all sorts of things that if they're not done perfectly by both the
police and by the prosecutors, a lawyer who really knows their shit can drag out a case
and can, and that's why you want to have a good lawyer. And this is also how people who are being harassed unjustly by law enforcement get off.
But in this case, the Tates have a lot of ammunition on their side, especially given
how sloppy things have been, have been done in Romania.
I don't think a UK case would go nearly this well against them, but it's also unclear to
me.
Romania said they will extradite, but he is now allowed to move around the world as we're
talking about. So I don't know what's going to happen.
In August though, prosecutors in Romania announced a new investigation separate to the other
one ongoing that just had the indictment changed.
They executed four additional search warrants against different properties while investigating
new allegations of human trafficking and money laundering.
But a few months later in the fall winter of 2024, prosecutors had to rework their indictment
after the court announced issues over the evidence and aspects of how the case had been
approached.
Despite this, in December of 2024, the Bucharest Court of Appeals decided the indictment against
the Tates did not meet the requirements for the case to go to trial.
They claimed there were issues in quote, the manner of presenting the facts and describing
the constituent elements in the case and that Andrew's right to defense had been violated. They didn't get things all their way in Q4
that same month, the same month that their case was sent back to prosecutors in Romania.
A British court ruled that more than 2 million pounds of their frozen assets would be forfeited
as the brothers had obviously committed tax evasion. They're accused at present of not paying
taxes on some 21 million pounds from 2014 to 2022.
God, that's so much fucking money.
It's so much fucking money. It's really quite frustrating. Andrew described these charges,
which included money laundering as, quote, a coordinated attack on anyone who dares to
challenge the system, the system of paying your taxes.
Now, the Tates had been released from their strict house arrest conditions near the end
of summer 2024.
And this had started the timer on a probationary period, after which they would be eligible
to leave Romania, right?
This was not really surprising that they ultimately were because once they were released from
their house arrest conditions near the end of that summer, like there was kind of like a ticking clock going on when they'd get to travel.
Ultimately, in late February of 2025, the brothers received clearance from a Romanian
judge to leave the country.
Per The Guardian, authorities in Romania said prosecutors had approved the brothers'
request to travel.
The anti-organized crime unit, DICOT, said the pair remained under the judicial supervision
and would have to appear before the judicial authorities at every summons.
It added that any violation may lead to a higher custodial measure.
So this is kind of like going out, getting out on bail, right?
Yeah.
Except for they're allowed to travel internationally, but I guess Romania is different.
But they do have to come back when asked, but they are allowed to go, and they very
quickly did.
It's interesting that you've explained it this way,
because I remember when this happened and they showed up
and I think it was Florida, everybody was like,
how the fuck is this allowed to happen?
And you know, it just seems like justice system,
not so good.
Yeah, I think it's just, it's certainly very different,
right? Sure.
And that's the way it works.
Now they immediately boarded a Gulfstream aircraft,
which Andrew called Tate Force One.
Fuck off.
It is unclear to me if they own this or are renting it
because they have talked about-
I'm gonna guess they're renting, Robert.
They've talked, yeah, they have talked at other times
about how we had to pay like 185 grand
to fly back to Romania to sign this paper.
And I'm like, okay, so does that,
is that just the fuel costs?
Or does that mean that like you're renting this fucker?
Unclear to me.
There was immediate speculation
that Trump had pressured the Romanian government
on Tate's behalf.
Most people I have encountered seem to just take this
as established fact that like Trump intervened.
And this was certainly the initial discourse around it.
Like, oh, now he's gonna get off because Trump has intervened on his behalf.
The Republicans are going to help him because they love him.
I don't know that this is the case.
And in fact, I think the preponderance of evidence suggests that it may not be for his
part.
Trump has denied knowing anything about their release.
And you know, you shouldn't trust anything that Trump says.
Famous, famous truth teller.
Famous famously not a truth teller. However
Trump is not the kind of guy who would encounter tate organically because tate is kind of like
Not his style of gross. He's like he likes used car dealers. He likes financial scammers and stuff
Andrew tate is a literal pimp. He's just like a literal pimp.
And that's really not Trump's brand of guy
to associate with super publicly.
And Trump has not made any point of reaching out to Tate
or directly embracing him, even though Andrew
has been a major Trump supporter for years.
It is also possible, obviously there are a lot of people
who really like Tate within the Trump administration,
a lot of very young, you know,
Groyper style online misogynist freaks
that are in the administration that are in Doge.
The grossest of gross, yeah.
It's possible that some of them pulled strings for him,
but it's not clear that this is what happened.
There are rumors of this, but when I track them down,
the rumors that it was the Trump administration
that pressured Romania to let him leave, come down entirely to the lawyer
representing the women who have accused Tate of sexual assault back in the UK.
That lawyer claimed that the Trump administration is, quote, interfering in due process,
and argued that Trump's election was why the brothers felt like they would be safe in returning
back to the United States. I I think that I don't see,
I don't know that there's evidence.
I can't prove it that the Trump administration
interfered to make this happen.
However, I do think it's probably correct
that Trump's election made them feel like
maybe we'll be safe in the United States.
Right?
Like I don't think that that part is untrue,
but I can't prove the first part.
And there's some evidence against it.
That said, like a lot of scumbags,
Andrew and Tristan felt emboldened
by the resurgence of the far right in US politics
and Trump's victory,
especially since anti-women and anti-woke influencers
were a key part of Trump's election strategy.
And Tate has rebranded himself a lot
as an anti-woke influencer.
Yeah. Yeah.
It is possible that them feeling like
they would be welcome in the US in this new era
was a miscalculation.
Because while Andrew was a prominent figure
to a lot of young people on the far right,
he is not a respectable political figure
even in the context of the present US system.
I'm not a hundred percent sure why.
Guys like Joe Rogan can get away
with having Holocaust deniers on their podcast.
Doge has multiple young men in it who we know were members of a far-right extremist groups online
that trade child porn and try to harass people into suicide. But there is something about Tate
that feels gross even for today's Republican party. And as shocking as it seems, elected
Republicans have not given Tate a consistently warm welcome at home.
As soon as he-
So many different right-wing influencers were mentioned
when we went to the RNC.
Tate was not even whispered.
There was not a whisper of Tate.
No, and you get the feeling that maybe he's still,
I don't know if it'll stay this way, but a bridge too far.
And for whatever value this has,
the second he landed in Florida, Governor Ron DeSantis
made a statement to reporters saying, Florida is not a place where you're welcome with that
kind of conduct.
And what's really shocking was that this was not 100% talk, because as soon as DeSantis
made this statement, the attorney general of Florida announced a criminal probe with
the goal of determining whether Florida had any jurisdiction to hold the Tates accountable
for their alleged crimes.
It is worth noting that at the time this happened,
per the AP quote,
the Tampa Bay Young Republicans Club
formally invited Andrew Tate to speak to their group.
As free speed absolutists,
the Tates haven't been formally convicted of any crimes
and are welcome to speak to our group, the post reads.
We're old enough to remember when an asterisk,
convicted felon asterisk won the presidency.
And you know, so again, I'm not saying
he's been rejected by the right.
I'm saying that there's a lot,
quite a few elected leaders on the right
who have, don't really like this guy
and have even been willing to take some action against him,
which is maybe surprising,
but also maybe just a sign that like,
this is not a guy they really wanna be associated with.
Right. Right.
Yeah. That's too extreme for even them.
Too extreme, or they just don't like him personally, right?
Yeah, or maybe they're just saying he's a dickhead.
He's a gross dickhead.
Yeah, yeah, even Ron DeSantis may have some standards.
I guess we found his line.
Yeah, I mean, that's like,
that's one of his things that not Tate,
he does not like what Tate does.
No, no.
That's one, which, you know.
He's a sex trafficker.
Yeah, like, you know, bare minimum, Ron, but.
And he brags about being a sex trafficker,
which is like, you could be a sex trafficker
and in good with elected Republicans,
but you have to lie about it.
Right. So there is a specific segment of conservative media and in good with elected Republicans, but you have to lie about it.
So there is a specific segment of conservative media who have no issues being affiliated
with the Tates, obviously.
Aiden Ross was photographed and filmed
partying with him at a club in Miami.
When interviewed by a reporter about the probe
by the Florida attorney general, he said,
"'We live in a democratic society where it's innocent
"'until proven guilty, and I think my brother and I
"'are largely misunderstood.
Tate and Tristan attended several UFC fights in Las Vegas.
They're not really close to Trump, though, because Dana White, Dana White.
Exactly. That's that's that's where I'm like, OK, and like the NELC boys
and all that stuff. Trump was on other podcasts in the election cycle.
Like, there it is.
And that's where we're getting kind of like, I don't know.
Cause Dana White, who's again, the UFC president and CEO,
very close to Trump, helped introduce Trump at the RNC,
shook hand with, it was seen shaking hands
with the brothers and hugging them and saying on video,
welcome to the States boys.
There are also some folks who have gone back and forth
on the Tates.
James Kennedy, a star from Vanderpump rules.
He was just arrested for domestic violence.
So let's not hold that.
Even that guy, he was seen at a VIP bar
during one of these Vegas UFC events,
hanging out with Andrew and Tristan
and posted the photo on his Instagram.
And the backlash was severe enough that he deleted it
and apologized saying,
I was unfamiliar with their content
and the allegations against them.
I only knew them as podcasters
who had posted a viral clip about Vanderbump.
I have since educated myself and condemned their beliefs.
How did you?
Oh my God.
Did he really try to pull a,
I was unfamiliar with their game?
I was unfamiliar with them.
There's stuff they were podcasters.
Yeah, all right, bro.
So they're in this really weird spot
where it's like kind of uneven,
where some people are willing to double down
on being like, no, they haven't been convicted.
I love them.
And the fucking the Vanderpump guys like,
oh no, I had no idea.
Very peculiar situation.
It is a little hard for me to parse out
the precise dimensions of what's going on here.
Now the Tates themselves have filed a defamation lawsuit
in Palm Beach Circuit Court back in 2003
against the woman who accused them of keeping her prisoner
in their compound in Romania.
This was one of the things that led to, you know,
the investigations and everything against them.
They sought a restraining order against her as well.
Tate returned to Romania in March,
spending, he claims, $185,000 in a private jet
for the flight.
This was essentially him fulfilling the conditions
of his release, which required that he return
when summoned by the court.
In a post before his return, Tate said to Twitter,
"'Innocent men don't run.'
All caps, they clear their name in court."
Just imagine what would happen if he like flew domestic.
I just am so curious about how normal people noticed him.
What would happen?
No, there's no way he's ever gonna fly domestic.
Absolutely not, no.
So, you know, whatever, bro.
Like, stop complaining about the money
you have to spend, you're a fucking predator.
Yeah, and hey, if you can't afford a private jet
to fly to Romania to deal with the conditions of your bail.
Are you really top G if you can't afford a private,
if you can't afford to rent a PJ for all your crimes?
One way to afford that private jet is to save money
by buying the products and services
that support this podcast.
That was masterful.
Thank you, thank you.
Honestly iconic for you.
Proud of myself, yeah.
I'm proud of you, Robert, yeah.
Something unexpected happened after Jeremy Scott
confessed to killing Michelle Schofield
in Bone Valley Season One.
I just knew him as a kid.
Long, silent voices from his past came forward.
And he was just staring at me.
And they had secrets of their own to share.
Um, Gilbert King,
I'm the son of Jeremy Lynn Scott.
I was no longer just telling the story.
I was part of it.
Every time I hear about my dad, it's, oh, he's a killer.
He's just straight evil.
I was becoming the bridge between a killer and the son he'd never known.
If the cops and everything would have done their job properly, my dad would have been
in jail.
I would have never existed.
I never expected to find myself in this place.
Now, I need to tell you how I got here.
At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.
Bone Valley Season 2.
Jeremy.
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Yeah, we're back and we're talking about how the real way
to make Andrew Tate style money.
It's so funny to me that like the core of his fortune
is all in like promising,
dumb teenage boys that he knows how to make them rich
so they can escape the fucked up economy
that we've all been left with,
the fucked up planet that's going to make it harder
and harder to survive.
Like his job is like grifting off the fact
that people are desperate because any chance
at actually getting ahead in the world has been like strangled in the fucking crib by the people who these the ghouls who
run everything and his job is just grifting off that that desperate hope and that failure
to realize who the actual people with their boots on their neck are right he's just kind
of dancing around the boot being like I can help you out from one of that boot governor
you know that's my Andrew Tate accent.
Close enough.
Close enough, right?
So, as we stated last time,
Tate did return in March to Romania.
He signed those papers.
We'll see how things in Romania go.
That said, as that case has, you know,
stuttered and started and stopped and started again,
he has continued to accumulate criminal charges and investigations at what I can only describe as a Trumpian
rate several days ago.
He's collecting them like Pokemon cards.
He flies back in late February to the United States, re-enters the country, parties in
Florida some.
On April 5th, 2025, NBC News published an article about several people being sued by
the Tates who'd filed in Palm Beach to pause civil defamation cases against them until
the United States federal investigation and or prosecution by the DOJ and the Southern
District of New York of Andrew and Tristan has concluded.
Now that has been seen as evidence by a lot of people that since he's landed, both the
feds and the Southern District, and the Southern District does a lot of this kind of high profile
shit.
They were responsible for one of the big prosecutions against Trump.
They went after Harvey Weinstein, right?
This is what the Southern District does.
So it's very, very not surprising that the Southern District is going after them. But there had not been previous confirmation of that or that there is an ongoing federal
investigation, which is really interesting to me as we kind of debate to what extent
are the Republicans in the tank for this guy, right? So that does suggest the fact that
their lawyer tried this, that there are investigations going on. It is not a hundred percent clear
if that is the case,
but it really seems likely right now. Okay. So if you're, if you're keeping track, Andrew
was back in a few weeks for in the U S for a few weeks, but in that short time he managed
to both, you know, get to a federal and Southern district investigation started against him
and he has racked up another serious allegation of physical and sexual violence.
His ex-girlfriend, Brianna Stern, accused him
of sexual battery in a Los Angeles hotel room
within days of his return to the country.
The two had met.
Yeah, and this is like, again, right after
he gets back to the United States, right?
Like almost immediately.
Let me do some abuse, right?
When I get back.
Let me go to a fucking LA hotel room
and beat up my girlfriend.
Yeah.
It's just like.
Allegedly.
Yeah.
You know, the right wing talks all about people
coming into this country and harming women
and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Right.
It's been here for four seconds.
He's a citizen though, it's fine.
Oh, whatever.
Oh, okay, yeah.
I forgot, that makes it okay.
We're all good, baby.
Yeah, we're all good with domestic domestic violence.
Yeah.
So Stern and Tate had met in July of 2024 after the brothers invited her to their Romanian
compound because per the AP, they were looking for models to help promote their cryptocurrency
meme coin.
She said that he convinced her the media portrayals of him were untrue and that he was actually
a supporter of women.
It seemed like a dream come true, she said in the complaint.
And I'm not going to like pile on Stern here, but like, yeah, maybe don't we really need
to teach more critical thinking in school, I guess.
I don't know what the solution is here.
Don't just trust it.
You can convince her he was a supporter of women.
Yeah, there's like audio of this guy talking about,
yeah, we'll talk about some of the audio that exists.
I know, but if you don't wanna believe a thing,
it's really easy not to.
That is being a person, yeah.
After she returned to the US,
Tate's communications became threatening and manipulative,
including calling her his property, Stern alleges.
Sick, what a...
He sent...
Yeah, what a G.
What a fucking G.
He sent messages saying he wanted to beat and impregnate her, telling her, you have
an attitude because you're not hit enough.
He once wrote, according to the complaint, Tate's lawyer has alleged that the messages
were doctored, edited, and falsified.
Stern also alleges that when they were both in that hotel together, Andrew beat and choked
her during sex and repeatedly promised that if she crossed him, he would kill her.
At this point, this is just a criminal complaint.
It is unclear to me where this is going to end, if there are going to be like charges
and stuff like that.
I do think that it is worth sharing a statement Stern made after the complaint was made public.
I considered many times just silently leaving Andrew and saying nothing, doing nothing because
I was scared and because it was honestly hard for me to accept that I was being abused.
But I can see that now that approach, that doing so would be the cowardly approach.
And that is again, one of the reasons why he's gotten away with it is that he scares
people and they don't want to deal with his incredibly weaponized fan base and they don't
want to deal.
They're also afraid of him personally.
And yeah, it does take a lot of courage, no matter what decisions may have led you there,
to choose to actually go for bore against this guy, right?
So I do applaud her for that.
This is not easy.
You're painting it, especially in the current political climate, you know painting a target on your back takes a lot of courage
I'm like she's gonna be just ridiculed online by by the worst of the worst and
Oh and her name it's with her name attached right like a lot like a lot of the the the accusers rightfully are
Anonymous and she is not which makes it a lot harder. It makes this a lot of the accusers rightfully are anonymous and she is not, which makes it a lot harder
and makes this a lot braver.
Yes.
Now, right as while all this was happening,
the AP published another article with a simple title.
Andrew Tate lands in Dubai,
calls UK case politically motivated.
He was there to do what rich evil men do in Dubai,
and his arrival there sparked fears among UK politicians
that he might remain in the Emirates to avoid justice.
Labour MP Emily Darlington wrote to the Home Secretary to beg the government to prevent
the Tate brothers from evading trial by fleeing to other countries.
Tate responded on Twitter with this, I've made it to Dubai just fine, thanks.
He claimed that the Romanian authorities have informed him that the case against him in
Romania was started by the UK Foreign Office to get me off the internet.
And we will see where all of that goes. But I kind of wanted to conclude by talking
about a little bit aspect of Tate's personality
that we didn't get into enough in the previous episodes,
but that I think is really important to put together here.
Andrew Tate absolutely needs you to believe
that he is a dangerous man, right?
He is in the sense that he hurts a lot of people
and he spreads toxic propaganda and he has a lot of fame
and fame can make you dangerous to other people, right?
So can money.
But he also needs you to believe
that he is a John Wick kind of warrior in real life
and he simply isn't.
We discussed in the earlier episodes
that his kickboxing career is massively inflated.
He was an okay professional,
but experts will always tell you
he had an imminently forgettable record, right?
He primarily picked fights that were easy
for the purpose of getting a record
that looked good on paper,
but there is absolutely nothing special
about his record as a kickboxer.
And even the fact that he has a quote unquote reputation
as a professional kickboxer isn't enough for him.
And he constantly posts videos of him
and tweets of himself with weapons.
His favorite for whatever reason
Probably because he's part British being an incredibly shitty machete one of the worst machetes I've ever seen now look
I'm going to avoid playing too many extended clips of the motherfucker
But I think you need to see this and it'll help get everyone in the proper mood
So here is here is a video simply called on YouTube Andrew Tate machete women self-defense really not weird I think ahead motherfuckers factors and
there's at least one depending on the room and he won and he's laying in bed
waving a machete any room I'm in in my house I can I can produce a weapon
need to think long and hard about why you're such a little pussy.
Some dude
Some little pussy ass dude once said to me
Yeah but if it's next to your bed, what if you like upset a girl
and she catches you cheating and gets a machete?
Bro, there's no female alive
even with a machete
that would stand a chance
against the immense power I possess.
Have you ever seen a woman try and do anything competently?
Oh my god.
If I had to pick this up, if I picked this up, you ain't fucking with me.
I'd have my left hand, I'd still like jab, I'd fucking swing low, take your fucking knee out.
You ain't gonna see it coming. What would a woman do?
Yeah, eh, eh.
He looks like a fucking insect.
He's waving, again, he's waving a machete
like a guy who's never used one for anything
but filming videos, right?
It looks like a really shitty fucking machete.
It looks like a dog shit machete.
I'm gonna talk at length about how shitty this machete is
because I'm a man who likes his machetes, right?
I like large, I enjoy using large knives in general.
I like the aesthetics of them.
I don't keep three in every room
in part because they're not a good weapon.
You know what a good weapon is?
A fucking gun.
But they are a really good tool.
I used them just last weekend.
I had to process a bunch of firewood when I was out camping.
I've used them bushwhacking through thick brush.
I've used them to repeatedly suffer the heads of mid-sized mammals when I'm slaughtering animals or processing roadkill.
Because in Oregon, if you harvest roadkill, you have to turn the head into the state, right?
So I have a lot of experience using a wide variety of different large knives for the things that they are useful for, right?
The point is that I know what makes these tools
useful and not.
And in my opinion, Andrew was showing off
among the shittiest machetes I have ever seen.
To describe it for our listeners, right?
It has a blade in the front and then a saw on the back.
And then also in the middle of the blade,
there are a bunch of rectangular cuts in the middle
where there's no metal, just squares. I think think I've seen this I've seen several machete
Survival branded machetes like this where it's like it makes it lighter and it's like yeah
But it also makes it weaker
It makes a lot easier to break if you're using it for any of the tool purposes you want to machete for
Stuff gets caught in there. It's not something you want on a good solid tool
The other stupid thing about this is the fucking saw blade in the back. Let me tell you this right now, folks. There
are certain times when combining a number of tools makes sense, a multi-tool, right?
Because it's small and it fits in your pocket and there are a number of things and there's
really no other way to have, but you would never choose to use the screwdriver on a multi-tool
over a full-size screwdriver or the saw blade on a multi-tool over a full-size saw blade.
But at least you can pop out the saw blade.
When I processed a deer last year, I popped out the saw blade on my multi-tool to carve
through the, cut through the sternum, right?
Like there's a, like a use for that kind of a thing.
There is not a use for a saw blade on the back of a machete like this because it has
a blade on both ends.
What are you going to do to saw?
How are you going to get the, are you going to grip the edge of the front of the machete
in order to saw?
Is that what you're going to do?
How are you going to hold?
What is the utility?
And a saw blade, not a great weapon, right?
And again, there's this attitude, again, very errant brought to us by a lot of movies that
like knives and long knives that like the way there's like attitude, again, very errant, brought to us by a lot of movies that like knives
and long knives, that like the way there's like arts
to fighting with them.
And there are some like martial arts around knife fighting.
They are primarily for how they look and showing off.
If you look at how 99% of quote unquote knife fights go,
somebody with a blade literally throws their body
into the other person and stabs them 50 to 100
fucking times until they bleed out. That's how people kill each other with fucking knives
a lot of the time, right? It is not an artisan's weapon. And both people usually wind up hideously
cut. That is how knives work as weapons. That is why you don't want to rely on a knife as
a weapon. They're not a good survival weapon, right?
They're great as tools, but not the one that he has.
It's a dog shit tool.
It's a tool for a fucking idiot.
And the only reason he is posing with this
is not because he trusts it to protect himself.
It's to look cool to children.
It's to look cool to children, right?
He wants people to think he's John Wick.
It's to look cool to children.
And he has, I've seen multiple videos.
He claims I have three in every room.
I have seen this exact same machete
in several different Tate videos.
It's always carefully posed so you know it's there
because Andrew desperately needs 14 year old boys
to believe that he's scary.
Here's a photo.
Sophie's gonna show you of him sitting up in bed
wearing sunglasses for some reason.
Trigger warning shirtless. An unsheathed machete lying next to him over the sheets. Sophie's going to show you if I'm sitting up in bed wearing sunglasses for some reason
An unsheathed machete lying next to him over the bed just on the bed
And it's shit like this it makes very clear fucking headboard and a shitty fucking bedding and it's shitty fucking shirtless His body primary audience Eddie
His body and his shitty fucking machete. His little kids.
His shitty fucking sunglasses,
and his shitty fucking side table,
and his shitty fucking curtains,
and his shitty fucking lighting,
and his shitty fucking existence.
Sorry, I got really triggered too.
His primary audience is children.
These are little boys.
Yeah.
I would just like, he was like a woman with a machete.
I could think she couldn't do anything to me.
Like I would like to take the chance
Take the chance man. Take the chance like because you know what the only thing about a knife is if you get cut in the wrong place
It doesn't matter how big your muscles are right exactly. That's what that's what weapons do right? I don't know
They're scary knives are scary
Versus a pissed off woman with a machete like I would like to see that
Well, and just like it's not the machete
that's the most dangerous weapon.
It's somebody who has like a fucking three
or four inch blade concealed and they're next to you.
And you turn your back and grab a drink
and she jams you in the kidney 11 times.
You know, you're done.
Like then you're fucking bleeding.
Maybe you live, but you don't live well.
Knives are scary.
So again, shit like this,
this is to impress little boys in primary school or secondary school whose primary knowledge of knives live well, knives are scary. So again, shit like this,
this is to impress little boys in primary school
or secondary school whose primary knowledge of knives
comes from fucking cartoons and action figures
and comic books, right?
What I see here is a guy who bought a machete
because he wanted, purchased one that he thought was likely
is to impress 13 year old boys, right?
But I should note that it's not just little boys that he is trying to impress.
There is a secondary concern tied for that in his mind when he does stuff like this.
The secondary concern is much scarier.
Will this, this weapon, these things I'm saying, this way I'm posing, will this scare the mostly
teenaged 18 to 19 year old and very young adult girls in their early 20s that I pick
up in clubs and then later allegedly coerce
into doing on-camera sex work, right?
That is the second simultaneous reason that he does this
because as those allegations in the UK show,
he needs, a lot of what he does is based
on them thinking he's dangerous.
I'm gonna play you a video here
where Tate answers the question.
I mean, a second video, right?
Like we just played that first one.
This is a video of him giving a speech to some of the war room guys being asked like yeah
What if a woman catches you cheating right and this is fairly famous you've seen it on a lot of coverage
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's watch it. Yep. Oh, can't wait. Yep. You've seen it before trust
Yeah, I'm sure I have why is this tongue?
Unpleasant away unpleasant
It's bang out the machete boom in her face you grip her up by the neck
Yeah, and now I will say I will say this is evidence that he owns a second machete because that is a different machete And it doesn't have holes in it so there you go
It also looks like it's from Tiimu.
It also looks like it's from Tiimu, maybe Bud K, right?
Again, the purpose of these weapons,
of all of his posing with weapons,
of all of his threats about his power,
is to scare very young people,
or impress very young people, right?
Because those are the folks
who don't have the life experience,
or the support to recognize, or have any sort of way
to feel like they can defend themselves against him.
Or they're little boys who think he looks like a comic book character
and that's what they want to be. Those are his audience.
His tongue is disgusting. I mean, everything about him just gives me the voice.
Anyway, that's part one of our Andrew Tate updates.
Hope you're all having fun. We will be back to talk about his real weapons.
The actual thing weapons, the only actual weapons I've seen him wield competently,
which is his, his digital platform and his fame, which he is unfortunately quite good at.
Wow. Yeah. Anyway, Ian, you have anything you want to plug?
Listen to 16th Minute by Jamie Loftus. It's a great show. I may or may not work on it and it's a good
And listen to hood politics prop prop is doing great work over there
Yeah, and it's yeah
So if you want to stay informed and have fun while you're doing it take a listen to the politics
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Will we'll be back in the meantime, you know touch grass touch grass
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