Behind the Bastards - Part Two: AI Is Coming for Your Children

Episode Date: June 22, 2023

We continue our investigation of weird AI children's book grifters. https://shatterzone.substack.com/ You can now listen to all Cool Zone Media shows, 100% ad-free through the Cooler Zone Media subscr...iption, available exclusively on Apple Podcasts. So, open your Apple Podcasts app, search for “Cooler Zone Media” and subscribe today! http://apple.co/coolerzoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:37 Ahhhhhhhhhh, what's... Solus my children's fiction. I don't know, I don't know how to open this one. We're coming back on my investigation, my two-part investigation into the unsettling and moderately evil world of AI children's book, Gryfters. My guest is Ben Bolin from Ridiculous History and boy, basically all of the podcasts that
Starting point is 00:02:09 helped invent podcasting as an industry. Thank you, Ben, for being on the show and talking with us today. Ben, you mentioned a book called Plato in our last episode, which is this weird algorithmic novel that a guy wrote in a book in the 20s, where he lays out the 1462 possible book, book plots. And we wanted to start talking about this because you found your copy of Plato. Yeah. Yes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:37 Thank you for having me. Robert Sophie, the fellow fans of Behind the Bastards, Let's give just a short excerpt from the forward, a plot about William Wallace Cook. How do you know? Yeah, it begins picture a man and a woman walking through a thick fog in London. The year is 1926. They are in love and they are miserable.
Starting point is 00:03:06 Well, I'm then already. Yeah. I'm hooked. Tell me more. Yeah. Uh, butter. You know what, greenlit, you get, you get exactly two seasons on Netflix. Make sure to end it on a, uh, on a cliffhanger that we won't resolve because we have to pay you more if we do season three.
Starting point is 00:03:24 Yeah. Mm-hmm. Uh. Yeah. Robert owns Netflix now. Yeah, I fucking knew it. I knew it was you. You know, I traded in my Pontiac Aztec, which provided me with almost twice as much money as I needed to buy Netflix. So, I now own Netflix and no longer have a death trap car. Hey, Robert, did you let me keep the Aztec? They paid me not to sell it to them.
Starting point is 00:03:49 Sorry. I'm just seeing a native advertising. I'm hearing native advertising for Pontiac here for big Pontiac and yeah, big advertiser on podcasts, dead manufacturer, Pontiac. Pontiac, we apparently made real cars once. And I'm wondering, I'm wondering, did you write the beginning of this show? Did you, I guess we should go public with this part one of this week's series was written in entirely by chat GPT, is that correct?
Starting point is 00:04:25 Yeah, I actually had meant to write part two in chat GPT, but chat GPT was so horrified by the task of writing behind the bastards that it attempted to hijack my Pontiac Aztec, which then drove itself into a mailbox and detonated on impact. So RIP, chat GPT, and drove itself into a mailbox and detonated on impact. So RIP, chat GPT, it contained billions and billions of lines of text, but it did not
Starting point is 00:04:53 contain the ability to safely pilot a Pontiac vehicle. Now, if I was, if I was a child, I would think this is an intriguing story, perhaps with some, some hidden treasure. Yeah. Yeah, we could do a whole children's book about the Pontiac Aztec from Breaking Bad. And what the fact that Walt has to drive such a piece of shit car says about his character.
Starting point is 00:05:18 Really some of the best, most masterful character building. These AIs could never do such effective character building as setting up the desperation of an impoverished chemistry teacher's life by showing him drive a Pontiac Aztec. Pontiac, are you unhappy? Take it on the road. Pontiac, you won't live long in this car. God. Also breaking bads really good. It is quite good. As good as the Aztec was a shitty car. So when we left off, we were talking about, we went through some really remarkable looking
Starting point is 00:05:57 to Rannisore images for this terrible coloring book. Now in addition to making three-legged T-Rexes, most AI image generators struggle to keep characters consistent across multiple images within a single book. Now in addition to making three-legged T-rexes, most AI image generators struggle to keep characters consistent across multiple images within a single book. So if you're like, you've got like 20 pages, right? You need 20 illustrations for this book and your characters, this little girl in a zoo or whatever, you can give it the same input, like describe the little girl, the same in each prompt. But it's really hard to get it to actually do the exact same girl in each illustration, right? There are ways there's whole guides to like keeping characters consistent, but it's a
Starting point is 00:06:34 thing that like aren't isn't easy. And most of the creators that I followed just kind of ignored this because it is kind of a pain in the ass to do. And they kind of trusted that what they were putting out like the different illustrations looked close enough that like the parents buying these books wouldn't notice. And so he's gonna show you these are two pages from like a children's book about a little girl at a zoo. It's it's like bad. It's not about anything But you can see like the little girl. This is supposed to be the same character, but that's like, those are clearly different little girls in both images.
Starting point is 00:07:08 Oh, wow. Yeah. One of them has kind of curly hair, one of them has straight hair. They're both done slightly different styles, but it is, they are kind of close enough that unless you're really looking, you might not notice it.
Starting point is 00:07:21 Most of the books I've seen, the consistency is even worse than that. And the laziest example of this I found is from the comic book, the adventure comic book that we talked about last episode, which is titled Treasures Beyond Gold, even though no treasures gold or otherwise actually make it into the book. Now, the author of this Chris Hydorn, who I, or Christian Hydorn, pervert, like does very technical prompts for his images, but this still means that he's just asking the machine to draw an attractive Western man, or an attractive young Asian woman. Like, those are what he plugs in.
Starting point is 00:07:56 Um, and yeah, it's, it's not like the, so one of the, for example, like, one of the, one of the prompts he's got is like slash imagine, blend of comic book art and line art and full natural colors, attractive Western man in his early 30s with short cropped brown hair and stubble beard, shirt and beige color, walking through a bustling Southeast Asian market, reading Treasure Map. And this results in a comic book where every single page,
Starting point is 00:08:21 both of our main two characters, are completely different people, often drawn in decent styles. So you can see in these two different images from two different pages. In the first one, she looks like, I don't know, you've got the lady character, and she's got a t-shirt, and it looks like a bandalier,
Starting point is 00:08:42 a sassual around her shoulder. She's got long straight hair. The male it looks like a bandalier, a sassel around her shoulder. She's got long straight hair. The male lead looks like Dean Winchester from Supernatural. You know, and he's got like a green over. He's not actually wearing bays like the thing she said. And then in the second image from a page or two later, she's been like animated up like 20% or eyes are like three times as large And then he's gotten like 15% shaggy from Scooby-Doo added to him like
Starting point is 00:09:11 They're not the same people. She's got lip filler. She's wearing like What you'm gonna call it a sleeveless shirt now and again like did animate up a little bit he's like we like They're not the same people. Like they're very clearly very different looking characters. They lost their, they also, they lost their gear. Yeah, they're wearing totally different clothing and equipment. Yeah. Yeah. And you can tell from the facial structure, like the, the, the curvature of the
Starting point is 00:09:40 job, you know what it is, you know what it is. If you're a parent thumming through something like this, and again, everybody tune in to part one, if you haven't listened yet, if you're a parent thumming through something like this or encountering this stuff with a cursory look, then the two images of people, they look like they could be related to each other, but to your point, Robert, very clearly not the same folks. Right. Not the same folks. And like, obviously, there's the normal, like, weirdness, like, you know, the Dean Winchester
Starting point is 00:10:16 version of the character looks better, but his neck is like caulked to an angle. They made her a kind of seat. Yeah, she's like a little kid in the second one. It's her face. She's off putting the size of a child's face. And then, but this is so, yeah. This is what I'm for all. It's weird, it's weird.
Starting point is 00:10:34 And again, an adult who actually looked at this would kind of recognize a couple of pages and, oh, this is like some weird shitty AI art thing. But again, these books, I think, can be damaging to little kids. And this is what gets me into the actual educational research that I did for this investigation because there's a, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You were talking about this in part one, right? This triggered or inspired deep dive into a sort of,
Starting point is 00:11:07 Yeah, literary educational theory. Cause like, I wanted to know, is it like bad for kids to get handed nonsense books that aren't like aren't about anything at all? And where the art is like not actually art, like where there's no intentionality behind it, it's just kind of like clip art placed more or less randomly and often slightly warped by a machine hallucination.
Starting point is 00:11:29 And yeah, there's a substantial body of scientific research into what is referred to as emergent literacy. Emergent literacy is the, these are the reading and writing skills that a child possesses or builds before they are conformally reader-right. So when you are sitting down with your six-month, eight-month-old kid and you're going over a storybook, that kid can't read, right? They can't like look at words and recognize what the individual words are, but because you're
Starting point is 00:11:58 reading them a story, they are starting to pick up on aspects of how stories are structured. What a story can tell what characters are. These are all things that they are picking up that aren't literacy, but also are a crucial building block to literacy. Right? This is emergent literacy. This is a critical part of kids learning how to read
Starting point is 00:12:19 and learning how to appreciate reading. It's why when I was a kid, my mom, like honestly, like 90% of her parenting strategy was basically make sure he always has a book in his hands. Oh, nice. Did you, were you able to, did you have curation? Did you have autonomy? When I was too young to pick my, because at a certain age, I was six months of a year old or whatever, I'm not really picking my own book. She just like,
Starting point is 00:12:50 You were like in this book tonight. No, you're listening. But it was also, I did have a lot of, my grandma had basically every national geographic and I would see ones with pirates or dinosaurs. And so I had a lot of that shit. No, and as I was younger, when I was in second grade,
Starting point is 00:13:06 I found my dad had a copy of the Lost World checked out from the library, and I demanded he renew it because there was a dinosaur skull on the front. And so in second grade, I read the Lost World, which is not a book that's four second graders, but my mom's attitude was like, I had, my TV access was super restricted. I couldn't watch, like, Rinn and Stimpy,
Starting point is 00:13:24 or The Simpsons as a little kid, but like if it was a book, it didn't matter if there was fucking, if there was murder, if there was like sex crimes, as long as it was a book, it was okay. That was like my mom's attitude. If he's reading, it's fine. I feel I read Stephen King's it when I was probably too young and my fucked up book for a kid.
Starting point is 00:13:43 Sure. It's not ideal and my parents were like, hey, you're bragging. They were like, hey, our kid reads this stuff on his own. What a self starter, what a literate child. And I actually think we're joking about it. I actually think like kids reading about fucked up shit is good for them in a way that
Starting point is 00:14:08 like maybe kids watching fucked up shit in movies or TV isn't because. Interesting. There's the degree of, we're going to talk about this like watching TV or a movie is much more of a one way street, especially for a kid, you know, as adults, you kind of get the ability to sort of interact with and analyze it more. I do think that watching TV or a movie is more of a one way thing than when you are reading, as we'll talk about, it's a dialogue between you and the book. You are actively constructing meaning alongside that work.
Starting point is 00:14:42 Anyway, this gets us back to emer, emergent storytelling because a lot of aspects of emergent storytelling are things like understanding that the illustrations in a book are carrying aspects of character and aspects of the story. And so little kids, very little kids, one year old, two years, year olds, earlier than you'd expect.
Starting point is 00:15:03 I've already started to realize that when they are looking at a story book, what you're reading them is not the whole story. The illustrations are part of the story. One study on emergent reading strategies I read by Judith Lyssecker and Elizabeth Hopper of Purdue University noted, emergent reading strategies such as wordless book reading are often seen as precursors to the meaning- making that comes later during print reading. I actually found this one study where like they would read kids a story and then they would hand them a copy of that story book without any text on it and they would ask the kids to write the story and the kids would write more detailed stories than the original versions because they're taking things that they recognize from the illustrations and adding that in when they recreate the story, you know, which is really interesting to
Starting point is 00:15:50 me. And that's what scares me a lot about a lot of these mid-journey created children's books because when you've got a story that somebody is wanting to tell, transmit information through their story, their illustrations are transmitting information to. That is not none of these illustrations in these AI books are transmitting information to. That is not none of these illustrations on these AI books are transmitting information. They are there to tick a box. But like the characters aren't interacting,
Starting point is 00:16:11 they don't even match what they're supposed to match, what the prompt says, like it's all off. Like it may look like a human drawing, like these look like competent drawings, but they're not drawings of anything. Nothing is being revealed in the faces of these characters in their physical positioning and the actions that they're shown taking part in it.
Starting point is 00:16:28 Like none of that is actually present here because there's not a person driving the artwork. And that's really frightening. Small children are info vacuums. They are hoovering up observations about the world at a terrifying pace. And before they can read, they come up to understand things like story structure and the meaning of words and phrases by studying the illustrations that accompany text. By breaking the illustrative
Starting point is 00:16:53 part of a storybook, you are breaking the way in which kids learn to read at a fundamental level. Before they even under like the precursors to literacy are shattered by not showing them actual illustrations. Like there's a real danger of that here. The fact that these are so disjointed and wrong could fuck up the way kids sort of are understanding these stories on a very fundamental level. Yeah. And that's really frightening to me.
Starting point is 00:17:23 That's a real risk. That's not even, I mean, we can call it a risk, but this is as you've earlier established, man, this is a thing that is happening. Yeah, it is dangerous potential. Sure, but that potential has to a degree been actualized. Yeah. And some number of kids have had these books handed to them already. And, and what, what, what would be then? I think everybody probably is thinking the same question. What would the risk be? Like what is the, what is the worst case scenario?
Starting point is 00:18:04 Does a, does a child read a, does like a latchkey kid sit alone with their fantastically terrible children's stories and they go to a museum one day and they say, hey, the T-Rex skeleton is wrong. Where are the thumbs? I think that's like one specific thing that could happen as a result of these weird coloring books. I think the scarier thing that could happen
Starting point is 00:18:33 as the result of stories. One of them is that like kids who become readers, who come to love reading and fiction and thus writing and then create culture, like large aspects of our culture created by kids who love to read as kids and then become writers. That a necessary part of that is loving and understanding stories and a necessary part of that is into gradually integrating the illustrations, which are the first things that you start to recognize in story books as a kid.
Starting point is 00:19:02 Two words and the way that words work and the way that words tell stories and describe characters and plot. And this kind of can break that. The risk is that like, and kids are potentially kind of fragile here. Like you could damage the ability of children to appreciate reading and to appreciate stories and maybe kids who would have been readers who would have cared about this stuff or who would have wanted to create things won't because they're kind of at a
Starting point is 00:19:31 very early stage. Their understanding of what reading is for is broken because it's not being they're not having a conversation, you know, between an author and an illustrator in themselves and constructing meaning from that. They are having this simulacrum of a story, this nonsense, the fucking potato chips of like even worse than potato chips. If you ever, did you ever read, I'm good, Omens? Yes, yeah, Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, right? And Neil Gaiman, one of the, you know, it's a book, Annie Christ is like the hero kind of,
Starting point is 00:20:09 and there's like the four horsemen of the apocalypse are characters in it. And one of them, Famon, is like kind of a little counter intuitively at first. He's like, his big plot, he's like running this some fast food franchise. That's right. So one of the food has any nutrition in it,
Starting point is 00:20:23 like there's nothing, it's actually you can starve to death eating this food. Like that's what I think's right. So, I know the food has any nutrition in it. Like, there's nothing. It's actually you can starve to death eating this food. Like, that's what I think of. When I think of these books and what they can do to like kids' ability, like developing literacy, I find that unsettling. Yeah. They're getting AI advocates when you talk about how fucked up and wrong a lot of this looks. We'll talk about like, well, you know, this is just mid-journey, version three I don't know, three or four or whatever, or this is, you know, version three or four
Starting point is 00:20:47 of chat GPT and it's only going to get better. Look at how much better it is now than it was, you know, before you knew these things existed. It's going to get so much better, you know, eventually it'll be seamless. You won't be able to tell. That's actually not a guarantee. Nobody knows that. For one thing, we're kind of off the map here, like one of the big, there's aspects of how these things work that are kind of unclear, even to the people making them and aspects of how good can they be. And one of the things I will say, I heard this from somebody who's in the industry recently,
Starting point is 00:21:18 who was like, you know, like, how do you tell whether or not the model is getting more intelligent? And he's like, I don't know, how do you tell if people are more or less intelligent? We don't have a good agreement on that. Like I queues bullshit. Like yeah, that's actually a pretty good point, you know?
Starting point is 00:21:32 Like, you're not wrong. But also just like the idea that these models will get better and better at storytelling, at creating, you know, fiction, at creating images to go with fiction, that is not a guarantee. One of with fiction, that is not a guarantee. One of the reasons why that's not a guarantee is that the popularity of AI tools means that the internet at a very rapid pace is being flooded with more AI-generated stuff, right?
Starting point is 00:21:55 More and more of this is getting spattered on the internet every day. Because new AI's will be trained on this content, that means that new AIs and AIs that are updated to have more stuff from after 2022 are going to be trained on stuff that they generated. So you are feeding AI art and text back into the model and it's a feedback. It can lead to what researchers call model collapse, right, which is the idea that like, well, the kind of these derangements, these messed up illustrations like the, the faults. If you're feeding this back and retraining it on flawed stuff that it already put out, it's going to just keep exacerbating those flaws.
Starting point is 00:22:34 A group of researchers published in the general arcsive described this as what happens when quote, the use of model generated content and training causes irreversible defects in the resulting models. Oh, like that movie multiplicity. Exactly like multiplicity. That's right. That's right. This is a multiplicity kind of situation. Yeah. And I find this particularly worrisome because the present models are already pretty full of defects. Take the storybook generated for a video called, I create a best-selling children's book using AI and under an hour. Now, the creator of this video, whose name is Grayson Sands, looks like what you'd get if you fed mid-journey that prompt, what if Ron Weasley was a registered sex offender. And I don't know if you'll include that joke
Starting point is 00:23:21 in the final article, it's mean and not proper for like a serious piece of journalism, but I don't like this guy. It's, it's also, it's also just, I mean, because we're an audiopilot, right? So it's, it's also just for everyone playing along at home. Do, do look at, do look it up. Yeah. You know, I, I hate body shakies. Like back hair, he's got the big like white framed sunglasses. He's got a leather jacket on.
Starting point is 00:23:50 There's a guitar hung on his wall behind him for some reason. He's got epilets, which for some reason bothers me. Yeah. It's like a, again, we're very not in the body shaming, but this is not about his body shape or anything about this. This is why he's a genetic choices. His vibe, his vibe, his vibe, his vibe looks off.
Starting point is 00:24:14 So wait, in under an hour, we create a best selling children's book. Yeah. Sounds like there's what he promises in the video. Sounds like there should be some air quotes around a couple of these things, Robert. All of them. So he decides he's going to generate a book for kids based on a character in a tattoo he got that he says like, I got this tattoo for no reason. It means nothing to me basically.
Starting point is 00:24:40 And it's a tattoo of a stegosaurus, playing a stand up base. He's it. So he got this like a stegosaurus. I mean, it's a tattoo of a stegosaurus, playing a stand-up base. Is that a stegosaurus? Is that a stegosaurus? Yeah, I mean, it's a... Or triceratops. Sorry, why don't I say stegosaurus? Jesus Christ. What a...
Starting point is 00:24:52 See, I used to know dinosaurs stuff when I was a kid. You forget. It doesn't even look like a dinosaur, really. It's not a good tattoo. And it's one of the things that's... Like, look, I have a lot of tattoos. I love tattoos. I don't think every tattoo has to have deep meaning.
Starting point is 00:25:06 But if you're specifically being like, this tattoo, I got this random tattoo for no reason, and now I'm going to make a book, I'm gonna try to trick kids into reading a book about the character in this tattoo. That just makes me angry. It does. I don't like it, Robert.
Starting point is 00:25:21 Fuck you for emphasizing how little you care about what you're making. So he feeds a picture of this tattoo, and this is one of those, like there are cool things these AIs can do. The fact that you can take a picture of your tattoo and say, hey, use this as an illustration in a storybook, that's kind of neat.
Starting point is 00:25:37 Considering the crude drawing that it has to work with, mid-journey does a decent enough job turning this into a character. It's like, it's okay, it's not good, but it's like fine. It's off-ish. It's off-ish, but what's really off? It's intriguing. Yeah, what's really off is the world behind the character.
Starting point is 00:26:00 There's almost a little bit of a sushi and vibe, but like without any kind of intent behind it, which is unsettling. And this becomes more obvious in the subsequent pages. Oh, no. Oh, look at this one. Oh, no. There's random music signs like drifting through like hung like garlands on the branchless
Starting point is 00:26:18 trees. All of the dinosaurs have these weird, long, arcing heads that are almost make them shaped like meat. Like, the sun has a giant question mark in the middle of it. And then there's a second question mark next to the sun for no reason. Like this very solid door dolly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:36 A little bit dolly, yes. But really bad. Yeah. In the check out this next page, because as it goes on, like it gets increasingly more divorced from anything. Like, how would you describe this? Almost pornographic, right? Like, those are tits on that tree. I was gonna say, those are genitalia.
Starting point is 00:26:56 Yeah, like, yeah, there's some dicks and some tits in this one. It's weird, right? Oh, howdy. Yeah. I can admit, like, there's something interesting and amusing about how hallucinatory this is. If this was like a win-amp visualization,
Starting point is 00:27:11 like, if I was, if I had just taken a bunch of five MEO in my PT and was like putting on a murder city devil's record and sat like a fucking, I don't know, yeah, like win-amp visualizations. And I got shit like this and be like, oh, cool, let's kind of meet. But it doesn't have anything to do with the story, right? The story that this guy has had Chatchy PT right
Starting point is 00:27:32 for his book is about a brachiosaurus who plays piano, teaching, try serratops, how to play bass, right? Like, there's no reason for the art to look like this. It's not like in keeping, he hasn't like written, he hasn't like written like a psychedelic dinosaur story here and thus this is kind of like fitting. It's like a very basic story about a dinosaur
Starting point is 00:27:54 that wants to learn bass and meet a friend who teaches him how to do music. And like it doesn't make any sense that it looks this way. It's just confusing to kids. At the end of the video, Grayson tells us how he got this book to be a best seller. And it turns out he just called up a bunch of his friends
Starting point is 00:28:09 and family and told them he'd written a book that was on Amazon and then he begged them all to buy it. They did and then it went up through the rankings because it doesn't take a lot to do that with print books and it started appearing higher and Amazon search results. And he's like, hey guys, I wrote a book would you buy it? And they're like, wow, you wrote a book and like, man, when they get a site of what you've actually done.
Starting point is 00:28:32 I don't know, don't invite this kid, look, if you're his parents, it's time to just cut bait, you know? Lock the doors when he comes by for the holidays. Don't let Grayson in. Yeah. It's very, it is very, what we're seeing here to your earlier point about this breaking kids, right? And fundamentals of storytelling is now we're seeing, if you're a kid, you're reading this and you're seeing two very divided things. There are two different stories being told. One is a kind of madlib style about a brachiosaurus who feels authoritative enough on base to
Starting point is 00:29:11 teach triceratops or whatever. And the second thing is the clear mental decline violently of an artist. That's what it looks like. The styles keep switching. You know what I mean? Like, I get what you're saying, man, I think that is, I think another dangerous part of this is that if you are a kid reading this, right, when you're a kid, you prize the books, you prize the information you have access to as a sponge. So if you are reading these things and you're quite impressionable, then you will have these sort of indelibly imprinted in your mind.
Starting point is 00:29:57 And years, decades later, you might say, Trice Heratops. God, she get into jazz. Yeah, exactly. This could lead to a whole new world of jazz heads. And then there'll be smoke in their jazz cigarettes. We don't need that kind of shit. Listeners, regular listeners will know this. But if you're new to the show, Ben and I are both the angry faculty members from back to the future who were trying to stop
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Starting point is 00:33:44 Listen to stuff they don't want you to know on the iHeart Radio app Apple podcasts or wherever you find your favorite shows. We're back. And boy, you know, you know what jazz today is missing. What's that Robert? And boy, you know, you know what jazz today is missing? What's that Robert? Jazz today is missing William Riker wearing a onesie sitting awkwardly backwards in a chair, playing the saxophone in order to win the love of an AI generated woman. And that one episode where like he and Picard
Starting point is 00:34:21 are kind of gooning together on the holodeck. If you know the term gooning, I have learned my favorite episode of Star Trek, by the way. I've learned so much in the space of less than 60 seconds. Yeah, that's right. We're going to get some t-shirts at for you people. That's Riker and Picard just gooning out together with that, that AI lady in the jazz club, just really, really, really, because it's the 24th century. They don't have shame like we do, you know?
Starting point is 00:34:48 You act like Rory Blank could make a beautiful design with that concept. I intend to have Rory Blank do a Picardan Riker Gooning t-shirt. Hi, Rory. Well, they're a post-shame economy in the world in the universe of society. Oh, absolutely. No, there's no such thing as shame.
Starting point is 00:35:07 Um, they are, they are all as horny as a letter, uh, from, uh, uh, oh, shit. Oh, I'm, I just ruined this joke because I have a James Joyce as a letter from James Joyce, uh, to his wife. Yeah. Google James Joyce love Love Letter, you'll get to learn some fun things about one of history's greatest artists. So speaking of not one of history's greatest artists. Sure. Under an hour, under an hour, he wrote this book. Yeah, James Joyce wrote Ulysses in less than an hour. Yeah, it took him a lot longer. You know, actually, when you read Ulysses, because one of the most famous scenes in that book that got it attacked by a lot of anti-obsynity laws, is one of the characters walking along
Starting point is 00:35:53 the strand basically and masturbating through a hole in his pocket while his wife fucks some other guy. And when you are reading a story about a man masturbating through a hole in his pocket, again, all fiction is a dialogue between reader and author. You're kind of gooning with James Joyce. Beautiful. Good point. In that beautiful inspiring, art can really take us to some amazing places. Sure, Kat. You know, literacy is the first holodeck, you know, exactly.
Starting point is 00:36:33 It's also like, you know, the thing I think people forget often is that being able to read, to encounter a story is it's sort of the closest folks have gotten to Necromancy, right? That's right. Time travels, speaking with the dead. And you got to be, you got to be careful with this stuff. Also, Finnegan's wake, man, just between us, I can tell you're a fellow enthusiast. Oh, a wake head. Absolutely. Yeah. Our filthy, our filthy pal, James. Do you think James Joyce knows what Finnegan's week is about?
Starting point is 00:37:05 I go back and forth on that. I had one of my fiction teachers when I was like a younger man, it was very angry whenever you would bring up Finnegan's week and he just like hated James Joyce and he thought like the whole book was a con. I find it like sometimes I'll go through it when I'm trying to go to sleep just because like, it it's actually it's kind of I think like blood meridian is challenging in some ways that aren't different because like so much of reading blood meridian is like what the fuck did he mean by that like that was the actually like what was going on here blood meridian is a lot is is much more closer to like an
Starting point is 00:37:40 abnormal novel than than Finnegan's wake is though but like they're both interesting also when I was a kid I read a series of mystery books that were themed than Finnegan's Wake is though, but like, they're both interesting. Also when I was a kid, I read a series of mystery books that were themed after Finnegan's Wake where like the character's name was Finnegan's Wake, like ZWAKE, weird. I just remembered that now. It's not an odd idea to make like a series of children's mystery novels themed after James Joyce's Finnegan's wake. Chad G.P.T. make a make an intriguing story about a dinosaur learning to play the piccolo written in the style of Kormac McCarthy. Oh, also make it mind blowing.
Starting point is 00:38:16 Yeah, yeah, definitely make it mind blowing. God, especially, yeah, okay. So we were just talking about this, fucked up, dandy the dinosaur is the dog shit book that this guy generates based off of his tattoo. At present, there's only two reviews for it, both of them are five stars, but like I don't know if they're real or not,
Starting point is 00:38:39 or if he had family members write reviews for him to try to help his book sell. So it's one of those things. He's gaming the system here, right? He's having like his friends and family buy a bunch of copies to try to shoot it up the Amazon rankings and the hope that that generates organic sales.
Starting point is 00:38:55 I can't tell based on the information that's available to us if Grayson's effort to game the system was successful or not, if it like made him money. But the basic tactics he's engaging in can be used and will be used by other people generating AI bucks who have access to more resources and who might have actual agendas. Because this is the kind of thing that already happens, right? Like if you've got, you know, you have like a celebrity or a politician who like releases some ghost written book and they like work for the heritage foundation or some like fucking think tank or whatever, that
Starting point is 00:39:28 think tank will buy like a 10,000 copies of the book so that it makes it in the New York Times bestseller list. Like that's like a common tactic, right? And what he was attempting to do, Grayson was kind of an competently attempting to do is the Kindle version of that. But there's no reason why people couldn't like like again, who have an actual agenda couldn't generate a series of children's books, buy a bunch of copies of them to get it to shoot up in the rankings and the hope that that tricks a bunch of charities and parrances and all these kind of libraries
Starting point is 00:39:57 and stuff to to flood the market, like, and to flood kids with copies of whatever book they've got. And when it comes to, like, how that could be unsettling, that brings me to another unfortunate soul, another unfortunate AI author. His name is Lewis Lucas Kitchen. You can see Lucas up there in the front image. Can I just say all these people same vibe? They all have the exact same vibe. You know, they all have strong opinions about eight pictures, and how much money they might be worth. I can't wait to hear their opinions on NFTs. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:39 And, uh, yeah, Lucas, um, you know, based on the illustration that we've got down there for his book, uh, it features like you've got this kind of old man on one side looking at like a leather bound book. It features like you've got this kind of old man on one side looking at like a leather bound book and then like a puppy dog in the middle with some like creepy nooms under it. And then like this very demonic looking rabbit unicorn character that does not look like the same style of art as the as the other characters. So let's just looking at the cover color of his book. You were guessed that it's like the story of an old man and his dog maybe getting murdered in the woods by a unicorn. But what he's actually writing here is much more frightening because Lucas is an evangelical Christian. He might be a fundamentalist. He writes science fiction books about like
Starting point is 00:41:18 prostilizing on Mars. He has like a bunch of like all of his, he does like a large number of like weird kind of Christian evangelical fiction. And the story prompt that he feeds his AI is one of the more absurd ones I've come across. And I'm going to read that to you now. Right at Children's Book where the protagonist is a little puppy named Fluff. Fluff wants someone to tell him about Jesus, but he can't read John 316, so he needs a solution. The antagonist of this story is a bad unicorn. And the story include a field with trees,
Starting point is 00:41:52 also include magic in the forest, also include a character who says, uh-uh, over and over. Now, if that sounds weird, it's because Lucas has his kids help him write the prompt, which, you know, I try not to be totally negative, I can see like if you're, which, you know, I try not to be totally negative. I can see like if you're a parent, you know, and you've got kids who are a little bit older and have some, you know, who can read a bit themselves, you sit down and you have them,
Starting point is 00:42:13 all right, you know, like you would, you know, what kind of bedtime story do I want? Give me some character names and a plot and let's plug it in the chat GPT. And then if you're a good parent, a way that this could be a good learning exercise is it generates a crappy AI story. And then if you're a good parent, a way that this could be a good learning exercise, is it generates a crappy AI story And then you sit down and you go over with your kids and you go, well, what's missing here? Why doesn't this work? You know, what it what it like why isn't this complete? What are the things that we would add to this in order to make an actual proper story? You could actually teach kids something about storytelling in a way that would be useful doing that. That's not what Lucas is doing here. Don't worry. He's not here. You just like, like, again, because I know one of the things we get sometimes is the idea that we are not fun at parties or we're darker depressing, but I think you
Starting point is 00:42:58 laid out a really good hypothetical scenario. What if children and parents communicating emergent storytelling, creating dialogue? And I just want to take a moment before we go towards some even more troubling horizons to say that was really nice, man. That's really cool. I can say that. I tried to not do all,
Starting point is 00:43:23 so one of the things I did research into this is I like played some of these videos for a friend of mine who is a young mother. And you know, and who is not she's not as online nearly as online as I am and she's not like she's not someone who is as much of a pessimist about all of this stuff as I am and she was like, oh you know like this is creepy the fact that these people are like just shotgunning novels out on the Kindle to Trick people. But like, I could see it being cool. I've always, you know, maybe I could make a story and the AI could help me because I'm not a writer. And I could like, you know, use it to generate the bones and I could fill it out. And I could make like a custom little story for my kid. And that might be nice. I'm like, yeah, sure. I
Starting point is 00:44:01 don't think that's harmful. Like that's as long as you're not just printing what the AI gives you, if this helps you make like a neat little bespoke storybook for your kid and that makes you feel good, that's fine. You know, I'm not set like the problem is that all of this stuff is immediately being taken by the worst common denominators in our society, right? The same people who are trying to like get you to spend your life savings on monkey drawings a year ago are now cramming like shot, getting hundreds and hundreds of books a month onto Amazon that are going to like do damage. We probably don't fully understand to any kids who read enough of them. That's the problem. Not that there aren't cool uses for this stuff here, but Lucas is not doing anything cool here.
Starting point is 00:44:46 This book, this weird Jesus book that he generates using Jackie's BT is as nonsensical and devoid of actual plot as all of the others we've seen. And I'm going to read you the text that the chat bot cooks up for this story. Oh buddy. Once upon a time in a magical forest with fields full of trees, there lived a little puppy named Fluff. Fluff was a curious puppy and he loved to explore the forest and learn new things. One day, Fluff heard about a man named Jesus who was very special and had done many wonderful things. Fluff was very interested and wanted to learn more about Jesus, but there was one problem.
Starting point is 00:45:19 Fluff couldn't read. Oh God. That's so weird. First off, if you're a fucking dedicated Christian enough that like your AI scam book is trying to get kids hooked on Jesus, can you describe him better than he was special and did wonderful things? Right, like at least if you're going to be like, be like, yeah, he saved people's souls. He made it possible for us to go to like, you can say more about Jesus than this
Starting point is 00:45:49 than he, well, he's like, he did nice stuff. Yeah. Check out the boxes, right? Like, those are just guys, Jesus, he's got a good vibe. Yeah, I got a cool vibe. Yeah. Yeah, dogs can't read those. So that's like a problem. Get some fucked. So wait, this is also dangerous. Is it not because it is we're we're verging from the land of of mad lib check the boxes absence of motivation, right? Into into the land of the land of proselytizing or propagandaizing without an understanding of it. That's very, that's very, all voting. It's all voting. Yeah, the scale of propaganda that's possible when you don't even have to have anyone to actually write or illustrate it, but also how propaganda that's that like disjointed and
Starting point is 00:46:42 incoherent, like does it all just become noise and get lost? And then the primary problem is just that it like floods the zone and makes it hard to find stuff that isn't this kind of trash, or is it just, or does it like, does being exposed to so much of this disjointed, weird, robotic hallucination shit alter the way that we think? We don't really know yet, you know?
Starting point is 00:47:01 We didn't know what social media was gonna do to us. And now all of us, we have all the attention spans of a fucking fruit fly. So the dopamine casino. Yeah. Yeah. Um, I want to put, there's a, there's a point in this fucking off-putting book where, or off-putting video where he like plays the, uh, and he has an AI narrator narrate this book because again, why involve human creativity in any way, shape or form?
Starting point is 00:47:28 Alongside these terrible images that it's generated, with like video of his kids reacting to it, so you can see how his children react to the story. So we're going to play a section of that and keep an eye on their faces. But he protects us too. We just have to trust him and ask for help. Slough was amazed. He thanked the old man for teaching him about Jesus. From that day on, Slough was a happy puppy and he always remembered the less than the old man had taught him. He knew that no matter what, Jesus gives eternal life to those who believe and helps them every day. Evil. This shit be evil, man. It's.
Starting point is 00:48:27 Oh my God. It's so further. Because if you watch the video of the kids at the start of it, like they're both kind of, they're all kind of like sitting up and as it goes on, like, one girl puts her head into her hands, the other has like her head on, hands under, like, they're not, they look uncomfortable. Like they're not enjoying this story that they're being fed. Ah, it's so fucked up. Also, dog shit story. But like, yeah, the fact that in his video
Starting point is 00:49:06 where he's trying to like show how well robots can generate Christian propaganda, like his own kids could not be less engaged in this shit, which maybe is a good thing, right? Maybe the fact that they're so inherently bored by it means it won't do as much damage as I'm afraid. But you know what we'll do as much damage as I'm afraid of jazz? Well, yeah, jazz, fundamentally a mind-to-boyson.
Starting point is 00:49:33 You know, that's why the teams these days, the teams been, they're always pulling up in their jalappes to the, to the, to get the malted milkshakes and the civil rights movement. God damn it. Anyway, here's ads. I like how we're tagging jazz unreasonably in an unrelated way. Okay. Let's take it down. Let's take it down. Jazz has had enough time in the sun. All right. Here's ads. Alright, who's at? In the podcast, Alphabet Boys, we take you inside undercover investigations. I'm Trevor Aronson, and in our second season, we have an Alphabet soup with the DEA, the CIA, and the FBI all mixed up in the same case. At the center of this story is Flavio, but who is Flavio? I see movies with arm dealers on TV.
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Starting point is 00:53:02 on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. Ah, we are B-A-D-Q, which is how I spell back. So, yeah, this is like fucked up and I don't think his kids liked it, but it is the kind of thing that I worry about, or at least there's like evidence of the kind of thing that I worry about. Like, where some of the directions some of this might head. Because church is an also political organization. Groups like Turning Point USA, who are already looking at young people and have access to
Starting point is 00:53:52 grind and a lot of money. Like the potential of them to generate huge amounts of propaganda content, to buy up copies to get Amazon to spread it. And in order to do that, in order to like trick large numbers of parents and kids into buying books that contain weird right wing propaganda, like they're already doing versions of this, this con all throughout the, the world and throughout media, throughout like our culture. I am deeply concerned about the ability to like spread it in more subtle ways through like these fake children's books and shit. Right. I was like a like a story about dinosaurs who learned that there are bathrooms only for some specific types of dinosaur. And that's why, you know, when they stop doing that, when they let all
Starting point is 00:54:38 of the dinosaurs use whatever bathroom they feel they should use, that's when the meteor hits, because God decided to kill them all. Yeah, I don't know. I think it could be fucked up. And again, there's some actual rigorous reason to think that this could cause some serious damage. In the book Literature is Exploration, which is a very influential book on literary theory by Professor Luis Rosenblatt.
Starting point is 00:55:04 Rosenblatt argues that the reader is a crucial piece, as I've been talking about, as a crucial part of any piece of literature. She writes, there is no such thing as a generic reader or a generic literary work. There are only the potential millions of individual readers or the potential millions of individual literary works. A novel or a poem or a play remains merely ink spots on paper until a reader transforms them into a set of meaningful symbols. And what, yeah, it's beautiful. And what she means by this is that books from Blood Meridian to Hop on Pop are a dialogue between writer and reader. The machines that are generating
Starting point is 00:55:40 these stories cannot participate in a conversation. They are mechanical Turks. They are not conversing. They are guessing what word comes next based on a mix of complex math and the labor of Kenyan contractors paid $2 an hour to make sure that the responses aren't too racist. This is a problem in part because one of the things we know about how books impact people is that reading real books, reading novels teaches empathy. It is common knowledge and well-documented that reading long-term fiction makes people better able
Starting point is 00:56:11 to identify with other people's thoughts and struggles. Being a reader makes you more empathetic, right? This is well-established and well-documented. Educational researchers have found that very young children can actually be influenced towards engaging in new behavior by the stories that they read. And I'm going to quote from an article by Peggy Albers in the Atlantic here. Stories can be used to change children's perspectives about their views on people in different
Starting point is 00:56:37 parts of the world. For example, Hillary Janks works with children and teachers on how images and stories on refugees can influence the way that refugees are perceived. Kathy Short studied children's engagement with literature around human rights, and their work in a diverse K-5 school with 200 children, they found stories moved even such young children to consider how they could bring change in their own local community in school. Now in that last case, Kathy with Kathy Short, the students that she was like engaging in these stories, she told them, basically like read them, you know, you have to have these
Starting point is 00:57:10 collections of books about like kids who did amazing things. Right, right. Kathy reads a bunch of these like K through five students, the story of an anti-child labor activist, a real kid named Ickball Massey, who was murdered at age 12 as a result of attempting to like end child labor. And I think it was Pakistan. And the kids that she's reading these two very young children are so moved by the story of this person and by what they've read that they start decided to create a community garden and like built a community garden together and then grew food that they donated
Starting point is 00:57:42 to a local food bank. Like this was months and months and months of work. Like, basically, and kind of the point that Kathy was making with this research is that, like, something as simple as reading a single story can inspire and influence young children to take action, months of action, to like seriously engage themselves in things. Because, like, that's how influential stories can be on behavior and particularly behavior of children because, you know, they've been fed less shit, you know, they're able to, it means more when a kid encounters a story than it does when you do because you've got a lot more stories in your head. And that's
Starting point is 00:58:19 part of what is unsettling to me about all this. Because like, you know, is it possible that an AI generated story about Ickball Massey could inspire, you know, little kids in a school to take positive action like that? Maybe. Is it possible that an AI generated story could inspire kids to take negative actions? Maybe. We don't know. But the thing that's most frightening to me is we're all going to learn the answer to these questions together in the very near future, whether we want to or not. That is chilling. Yeah, it's cool. It's good stuff. Love that we're doing this. I would say that for many of us playing along at home, this concept might sound somewhat
Starting point is 00:59:09 abstract. This might sound somewhat hypothetical or a thought experiment or something or one of the 1,462 only possible stories in Plato, but the reality that you have outlined here, Robert, is stark. You know, it is inevitable that this will occur. It's happening now, right? You're coming to us in real time. You've cited multiple stories here. Yeah, it could. It could happen.
Starting point is 00:59:42 I don't want to, fanboy stuff. But the point is, I think the point is sobering. And one question that a lot of folks are going to have here is what if anything will people do with this knowledge? Like for people who have listened, who are listening now, who have kids or who have loved ones, have any sort of ability to curate access to information is there something they can do? Yeah, I mean, I think number one, if you're a parent, if you're someone who buys,
Starting point is 01:00:21 you know, who buys gifts for kids, you know, because you've got some in the family or whatever. Be aware of this. Be aware of what's out there. Be aware that you can't just look at, oh, this kid likes coloring books. Let me see what the most popular coloring book in dinosaurs is, right?
Starting point is 01:00:37 Take a second look, take more of a look at the reviews. See if you can look through a couple of different pages from it on the Amazon thing. See if it has any of these hallmarks. Again, if you go to the shatterzone.substac.com, you'll find the actual article version of this episode. Look at the images we've put up here and take a look to see if you can see any of these hallmarks. Take a look at the text.
Starting point is 01:01:04 It should be pretty obvious to you an adult if the text is AI generated. That's kind of the first most basic thing you can do is like be aware of what's possible and try to keep an eye on it and make sure that you don't contribute to paying these people or to getting more of this stuff out to kids.
Starting point is 01:01:23 I think the other things that can and should be done. Number one, we could be pressuring Amazon to make it harder to do this stuff, make it clear what their plagiarism detectors are, make it clear what their lines are for AI work being crapped out to children. Like, do they have any restrictions there? Are you just allowed to put up as many of these random books as you want without any kind of limitation? Well, so far, that's the situation.
Starting point is 01:01:47 Can Amazon be pressured to take a different act? Well, if there actually was enough bad PR, perhaps. Um, I, I just want to pause right there because that, that sounded like a bar, like that sounded like you were, you were about to drop a beat with the internal rhyme scheme and the cadence. Everybody play that back. Play that part back. Yeah, yeah, set it to a beat. Someone can fix that up for us. But yeah, you know, like, look, that's what I, I would like people to, like, there needs to be pressure on Amazon about this stuff. Among other things, like, again, I've reached out to several of these creators
Starting point is 01:02:21 for comment, but I reached out for Amazon to Amazon for content on a number of things. They haven't gotten back to me. I know a lot of journalists listen to this stuff. There's room for other articles on this. It'll get good traffic. Everybody reads AI shit. Get out there yourself and make them answer some of these things. You know, one of the,
Starting point is 01:02:41 there's a couple of different questions that I asked Amazon. And I'll read them right now. Number one, does Amazon restrict the publication of AI works on Kendall in any way? Does it make a difference if the works are marketed towards children? Number two, does Amazon keep data on how many Amazon AI-generated books of various types are selling?
Starting point is 01:02:59 Number three, in the guides that I have watched, creators discuss how the text they generate sets off Amazon plagiarism detectors. To get around this, creators use a service called Quillbot, which replaces adjectives with synonyms. Is this a violation of Kindle slash KDP terms of service? You know, these are pretty basic questions. There's more to be asked, but like the sheer factor of like being reached out to and talked
Starting point is 01:03:21 to it, like if there's enough bad press, it's theoretical that they might make it harder for these people to do what they're doing. Likewise, I think that these different sort of grind set creators could be, for one thing, it's possible that there's some violation of YouTube here that they are like admitting to engaging in plagiarism and then finding ways around it like I think there's an argument to be made at least that like there might be actually rights issues here like if if the initial
Starting point is 01:03:54 Text of this is plagiarism and they are disguising that plagiarism and then profiting off of it There's a degree to which they could be in the legally dicey area. It's possible that you could a you can get YouTube to take action against some of this content. I don't know. It's largely a matter of like, you can get enough people angry about this on behalf of the kids. Then these companies will eventually take action, not because it's the right thing to do, but because if enough people get angry, corporations tend to take the coward's way out, which becomes the angry people one. Yeah. So I don't know. That's my only suggestion right now. I think that's great. Though that this is this actionable advice. I hope so. Yeah. I say, we'll see. Yeah. Yeah. We'll see. It'll be it'll be interesting to listen to this episode in what do you think?
Starting point is 01:04:48 Five years. Yeah. Yeah. When, uh, when all of our jobs have been replaced by AI, except for Sophie, the entire world of media is just like Sophie sitting down to talk with Harrison Ford about his new baldness cream and Sophie sitting down with Joe Rogan to talk about, you know, steroids. Sophie sitting down with AIME to read a story about Hitler that uses facts that were just made up in the ether. There's no way robot you could ate Donald Shriek the way they riddle you. Thank you. Thank you. Sophie, you understand the only thing that I'm actually
Starting point is 01:05:28 proud of is my atonal shrieking. I went to school for four years to learn how to shriek like that. Yeah. I know. That's Dr. Atonal shrieking. That's right. That's right.
Starting point is 01:05:41 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I teach a class in Stanford on how to go. Hoot. Loor teach a class in Stanford on how to go. Oh, is it in Stanford because I heard it was on a cross street like. Yeah. It's on a cross street. I have a bullhorn. I also have a crude spear that I whittled, you know, but it's it's basically Stanford. That's a human-made spear, though. Credit where it's due. Oh, yeah, absolutely. I only use human-made spears.
Starting point is 01:06:06 And also, sometimes, one time a spear that was crafted by a chimpanzee. But, you know, same to that. That's between you and the chimp, man. A lot of things are between me and that chimp. Just to say, do we have any pluggables at the end here, Ben? Yeah. You have anything to plugg? Oh, yeah. I will say, but do we have any pluggables at the end here Ben? Yeah. You have anything to plough? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:26 I will say you can check out more by going to Coleson Media. Want to give a big shout out to Gare, who has done some. Gareson, yes. Gareson, it was done some top notch reporting, in my opinion, on the current events in Atlanta. You may be familiar with the stop. Yeah, with the stop cup So it's available on it could happen here and is truly incredible. Yeah, great stuff Anything else been oh? Yeah, you can find me yeah, you can find me on Twitter or Instagram wherever you. You can find me on Friendster, Farmer's Only, no spoilers.
Starting point is 01:07:12 You're saying, John Farmer's Only. Yeah, I'm so big. I've been overall influencer. Oh my gosh, levels to these jokes. Take that, try that, levels to these jokes. Take that, you know, try that, Chad, you can be, but but in a burst of creativity, calling myself some derivation of app, Ben Bolin. Because, yeah, super secret code. Sensational. Ryan, Robert, what's that link for your sub stack one more time?
Starting point is 01:07:39 Shatterzone.substac.com. it is not regularly updated but you know every we we did not the super rarely updated it's free and you can find this article on uh... on fucking how AI is coming for your children that'll probably be the title how AI is coming for your children just go to the go to the sub stack you'll find it uh... you'll find all these fucked up dinosaur images like I guarantee you you haven't seen enough fucked up looking dinosaurs in your life, so please check it out. You have it out.
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