Behind the Bastards - Surprise! Flat Earth is a Nazi Conspiracy

Episode Date: April 12, 2019

Robert is joined by Katy Stoll and Cody Johnston for a special bonus episode to discuss and read excerpts from 'The Greatest Lie on Earth: Proof That Our World Is Not a Moving Globe' by Edward Hendrie. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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So does that clarify things? No. I have no issue with it. No issue. I think you should say it every few minutes. Should we make some hoodies? I think you should make some hoodies. Anything you advertise those hoodies? Every few minutes. Okay. Every few minutes. Just a little big Facebook push. What's boiling my pig anuses? What's boiling my feet is a different one entirely. That is a different one. So also you take out the comma and you're asking the pig anuses, what's boiling my pig anuses? What came in and started boiling my pig anuses? And not who, because you know that there's a wide variety of possibilities. Who's behind that? Something is boiling your pig anuses. In our world of drones and Boston Dynamics

walking robots, anything could be boiling those pig anuses. Aren't pig anuses calamari? Sometimes. Regularly. My dad never forgave me for sharing that. For telling him that the pig anuses were calamari. Just saw a video, I think, probably Boston Dynamics, of a robot picking up a pen, going up to a screen and pressing the not a robot button to confirm and then sign in and drop the pen. See, and if it can pick up a pen, it can boil a pig anus. It can boil a pig anus. Well, we've said the word pig anuses often enough for this episode. I'm Robert Evans, this is Behind the Bastards, the show where we tell you everything you don't know about the very worst people in all of history, but today is a special episode. Now, about four weeks ago,

we all came together to talk about a little fella named George Lincoln Rockwell. Little mischievous tyke. Just an unforgettable experience. Just a little bit of a joker, just a fellow. And I launched a GoFundMe during that for an audiobook that I'm still working on, hopefully will be out within the next two months or so, called The War on Everyone. My initial goal was to raise $5,000 and we're currently over five times that I'm outraised. What? Amazing. It's done very, very well. I'm incredibly grateful. I think 1,300 people now have donated an average of like 30 bucks a piece, something like that. Well-deserved.

Really, really, really happy and grateful to my audience. We're going to do some cool stuff with that money. It's also going to allow me to eat food that's not boiled pig anuses. Well-deserved. Although I'm going to keep boiling some pig anuses, you guys. Oh, so you're what's boiling my pig anuses. I am. I am usually what's boiling my pig anuses. Yeah. It's how you get cheap calamari. Exactly. Now, we decided, or I decided, and I asked Cody Johnston and Katie Stoll, who I've not introduced yet, but who I assume our audience knows because you've been our most frequent guest by far. That's true. Hello.

I wanted to give them something special. Now, in the office where we record this studio, there's a book that's always sitting on the table. And that book is titled, The Greatest Lie on Earth, proof that our world is not a moving globe by Edward Hendry. We had the idea of just sitting down for an hour or so and just opening the book to random paragraphs, reading it and seeing what we find. Yeah, we did a little test. We did a little test. We picked two pages. Really interesting stuff. Really, really fascinating stuff. Yeah. Yeah. It never fails. Every time you open it, there's some little nugget. There's some little nugget of something you didn't expect. So that's what this episode is going to

be. We're all going to learn a little bit about The Greatest Lie on Earth. I'm going to start with going into the little thing. What do you call the thing on the back of a book that explains what the book's about? The back of the book. Summary. There you go. So I'm going to start with that. Great. This book reveals the mother of all conspiracies. It sets forth biblical proof and irrefutable evidence that will cause the scales to fall from your eyes and reveal that the world you thought existed is a myth. The most universally accepted scientific belief today is that the earth is a globe, spending on its axis at a rate of approximately 1,000 miles per hour at the equator, while at the same time, it is orbiting the sun at approximately 66,600 miles per hour.

Wow. They're already blown it wide open. The back of the book. The back of the book. Just blows it up. Save some of those secrets for the pages. Yeah. Now I don't need to buy it. Christian schools have been hoodwinked into teaching heliocentrism despite the clear teaching in the Bible that the earth is not a sphere and does not move. This book reveals the evil forces behind the heliocentric deception and why scientists and the Christian churches have gone along with it by Great Mountain Publishing. Great Mountain. It's got an ISBN number. Didn't know that the Bible said that the earth didn't move. Yeah. Biblical proof. I'm curious about that. What was the next sentence after biblical proof,

irrefutable evidence? Stores the top. That will cause the scales to fall from your eyes. Oh, wow. That's intense. Scales like justice or scales like, like a lizard. I think they mean the lizard scale. The lizard scales. You think maybe they talk about lizard people?

Well, I don't carry scales of justice in my eyes. I carry my lizard scale. You do keep a lot of lizards on you, Katie. As a member of the Illuminati, I mean, you are required to carry many lizards around. I mean, what do I always say? I can't share that secret. ABS, always be skinking. I've heard, I've heard you say that, and I've heard other people say that. It's a common phrase here in Los Angeles, capital of the new world order.

Yep. Let's open the book. Oh good. Read us a random paragraph. Flip and flip and flip and you picked one. How do Armenians address the John Ched. What? What?

What? Address the what? You are, that is very far into the book. Like you're like maybe nine tenths of the way. Yeah, yeah. Tenths of the way through? Mm-mm, all right. Armenians.

Spelled wrong. Are you serious? Yeah, with two eyes and no E. I think that they know best. They know more than we know. Well, eyes are published. They know more than the Armenians though. Eyes for Illuminati, right?

So you gotta put more eyes in there. Okay. They reinterpret the language to say that God's drawing is only effectual for those of their own free will who choose to believe in Jesus. They claim that all who are drawn will believe in Jesus and be saved. The problem is that this interpretation

is that ignores the clauses put, okay, it's a lot of Jesus talk. Armenians. A lot of clauses, Armenians. Okay, those clauses alone impeach the entire Armenian construct. How do Armenians address those clauses? Armenians ignore those clauses.

So there's a lot of Armenian. This is what researched. I have to ask you what the title of this chapter is. Okay, the title of the chapter where we're really digging hard into the Armenians. Yeah, apparently. Yeah. All right, let's see.

This is a long talking chapter. Well, let's say they're good at making generalizations. Heliocentric Christianity. Okay. Great. It's just like, because we've done, like I said, we've done one or two pages as a test run. I was not expecting the Armenians.

Yeah. That's some, that's some Ottoman era racism. Okay, I just opened it to another random page. Sure. The first thing I saw is a scan of Das Kapital. Oh yeah. With written on the front, inscription from Marx to Darwin.

So this is apparently a scan of the cover of Charles Darwin's copy of Das Kapital. Okay. So we are. I believe that. We're already heading in a great direction. Of evidence. Of evidence.

Biblical proof. Like communism, Darwinian evolution is necessarily atheistic and cannot stand if the authority of the Bible is accepted. The Bible makes it clear that God created man in his image, not after the image of an ape. So God created man in his own image. The image of God created he, him.

Male and female created he, them. So. So like a bold stance on pronouns and. A bold stance on pronouns. Yeah, this whole book, like smacks of gender. Like the, what the mother of all lies, I believe the back said. The mother of all lies.

You're right. I mean, little matriarchal, am I right? Two paragraphs below there, we got the phrase Godless Darwinism, so that's nice. Sure. I'm gonna check the next page. Because Darwinism, they just don't seem to understand evolution or.

No. I'm not like, I'm obviously not surprised, but how do you address like, you didn't create man in the image of an ape. Yeah. What? Go on. No one is saying that we're from apes.

No, no, I mean, but like saying we have a common ancestor means that like at some point, something that wasn't people existed, and that animates that like at some point, something that's not people might exist and there'll still be intelligent life. And if you want to believe that like, whatever it is you're doing is the right.

Right, man. Like humankind is like the right, correct, only way to be. Right, you can't accept that. Yeah, it's the same when you talk to people like, well, someday capitalism won't exist if there are still people. Like not even because the system will collapse,

but just because nothing people do ever lasts forever. And we're always, every system has always changed and they get like really angry. Right. And I'm like, well, what do you think is gonna happen? Like this is the one time people got it right forever? Right. Well, right.

I'm sorry to upset you, but not that sorry. Like yeah, we're gonna be around for decades and decades and centuries and centuries and like, I don't know, probably our technology will be different and better. And we'll be able to do a lot more things that might make some parts of our capitalist system not necessary anymore.

Maybe it will. Or maybe we'll all just. Kill ourselves before then? Yeah, I mean, that's more like it. Can God have said, I want to create human beings and it's just gonna take a long time. And eventually we'll get to the final form, which is you person writing this crazy book

and you don't need to argue with it. It's fine. I certainly could have said that. But he didn't. He didn't. He didn't. That is, we're probably skipping ahead a little bit, but I assume we'll get to it other way.

That is like the key of the Flat Earth philosophy is that like human beings are the center of the universe. And that like it's this sort of like, these people who are infuriated at the fact that like, if the world's just like not even a really big planet and like our sun's not even a really big sun. We're all medium. Yeah, we're all like normal

and there's just like trillions of things out there. Like they hate that. Which is so sad because it's actually one of the most liberating thoughts that I can latch on to. It takes a lot of pressure off. It takes so much. Thank you.

Some people take it the other way when they think like, oh, we're just a speck of dust floating in the universe. And when you get that perspective, I know some people are like, I find that really depressing. I find it liberating. Who cares what I do with this dumb life? Yeah, that's usually the last thought before like,

take a big glass of cratum and play video games at the end of a night. Who cares? Well, fuck it, like the world, the sun's gonna burn out in four billion years. Like don't matter that much if I play video games tonight. Like it's not gonna be a big deal. Just breathe and be like, all right, that's cool.

Also like the whole idea, I don't, it's exciting too because like you said, like it's medium sun, medium planet, medium distance from the sun. Everything about why life has started to exist, it seems is because there's this like middle ground, equilibrium sort of space that allows for an atmosphere and a magnetic field and all the things that you need.

So it's probably likely that there are other planets that are similar to that. Also maybe bigger isn't better. Medium's just fine, it's working. Yeah, maybe medium's cool. Maybe it's okay. Medium is cool, it's why we're here. Yeah, maybe medium is all we need.

It's my favorite setting on my air condition. And maybe like, maybe that's all tied into nationalism. And if people were okay with just being medium nations, like, I don't know, Norway. I was gonna say Norway. It seems like they're happy being medium. Medium nation is fine. Medium's great.

Canada, medium nation, very happy people. They're all the most happy. We're actually miserable in the, quote, greatest country on earth. Everyone fucking hates it here. There's too much pressure to be great. Your Uruguay is a happy country and their name sounds like you're a gay.

It does sound like you're a gay. But it's fine. Because it's 2019. Because it's 2019. It also doesn't translate that way. It does not. It's also not pronounced that way. No, it's not.

But you're right. But when I was in middle school. Absolutely. I imagine they must be the most ashamed people. Turns out things are great there. Middle school? Best, best school. See?

It's right in the middle. It actually is. Well, is it? That's a really strange age. Because high schools, well, I mean high schools suck. I was still like a real weirdo in middle school. Super weirdo. Yeah.

They called me Katie the Freaky Farmer. Because of your overall? Yes. Which you're wearing right now. I am wearing them right now. You're literally wearing them right now. Anyway, that's a little insight into me. That's a little insight into Katie.

Flat Earth. Speaking of insight into Flat Earth. Yes. Let's pick us on the random page. Please. Notice how the Christians, with a true knowledge of God, immediately resisted the authority of the Jewish elders. Yeah.

And understood that the Jewish leaders were heathens in a conspiracy with the rulers of the world against God. The knowledge of the Gospel of Christ had caused the people to see the massive world conspiracy against God and Christ. The Jewish religious leaders understood that the Gospel of Jesus Christ had open the eyes of the people and they had lost their hold on them.

The Jewish hierarchy learned their lesson. They learned that in order to rule over the people, it was necessary to drive from them any true knowledge of God. So OK. No, no, no. God explains that heaven is my throne and earth is my foot still. This is the kernel of understanding

to who God is and how close he is to us. The Jews cannot let that be known. So we're talking. That's one paragraph. Biblical times, though, when the Jews made a massive world conspiracy. I think they might be talking about now, too. I think they're talking about now.

I'm going to read how many times they used Jewish or Jew in that paragraph. That was, again, a paragraph. Yeah. A single paragraph. One. Was expecting this, too. Is it spelled right?

Three. Yep. That is not two eyes. I guess only four times. Jewish. Although in Latin, Jehovah starts with them. A lot of times. They do three uses of the word Jewish

and then right at the bottom there. That's when we get Jews. There it is. There it is. Yeah, I appreciate the stank you put on that. Because we all know how they were writing it. Like how they felt as they write it. Yeah.

It's pretty clear from the context. I have an issue with someone saying that what the heavens God's thrown and the earth is footstool. Yeah, it is. I have a problem with people saying that and being cool with it. And being like, isn't that comforting that we're God's footstool? We all find comfort in different places.

That shows his relationship with us. We're his footstool. And you know what's crazy is that these are the same people who would like flip out over Islam because it means submission. Right. You're cool with being God's footstool. Like what do you think is going on? Read any passage about women in the Bible also.

It's all like it's just like don't take anything. It's the same with the Founding Fathers. Like they had some good ideas, just like the people who wrote the Bible. Solid ideas in the Bible, Jesus. Just some wisdom. Great ideas. Stuff that still rings true today.

Not all of it. Not all of it. Because it was thousands of years ago. We sure do tend to take the wrong bits. They didn't know that pooping in the street was bad for your health. Turns out it's bad. Turns out it's really bad for your health. Our Founding Fathers thought that fucking locking someone

in a room when they were sick and keeping the windows and doors closed was the way to heal them. But it kills them. Oh, OK. Kills tons of people. Drive them crazy, too. Had slaves, so. Owned human beings.

Owned human beings. Yeah. You know, take everything with a grain of salt. Counted human beings is three-fifths of a human being. Yep, yep. And we're like probably pretty, pretty proud of themselves for how progressive that was. Oh, yeah, they were.

We really nailed that one. Liberal heroes. Kindly folk. Classical liberal heroes. Classical liberal resistance heroes. Founding fathers. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

I don't know who Colonel Jack Moore is, but we are starting off with him. I can't wait. Colonel Jack Moore states, one of the greatest difficulties of the Talmudic Pharisees has been bringing communism into power while trying to conceal its Talmudic origin. However, the direct and circumstantial evidence

that the Communist Revolution in Russia was a conspiracy perpetuated by Talmudic Jews is overwhelming. Circumstantial evidence that points to Jewish control of the Communist Revolution is that once the communists in Russia seized power, the first law they passed made anti-Semitism a crime punishable by death. I love circumstantial evidence that says that racism is bad.

That's your first evidence that they ban anti-Semitism. But we want to prove this. Let's look at circumstantial evidence. Oh, and racism. I'm going to use, this evidence won't hold up in court. Oh, boy, there's a bolded passage further on the page that just says, bourgeoisie was a Bolshevik code word for Gentile.

This is 200 pages away from the last paragraph about Jewish people. Right, like I want there to be like a PDF of this book so I can just like type in the keywords I know are in there. Like, obviously, they're going to be talking about cultural Bolshevism throughout this whole thing. Oh, I bet we run into some of that. Should be noted, not once have we seen anything

about the Flat Earth yet. That's what I was about to say. No, like, nothing at all. I'm confused about what the greatest lie on Earth actually is. Seems to be it's about the Jews. Something. As this book is made very clear.

They're the ones that told us it was round. Yeah, Marx and Darwin, cultural Marxist co-conspirators. Yeah, Marx and Darwin in a conspiracy to make people believe that we descended from monkeys so that they don't realize that the Earth is flat because if they thought that, then what? This is the thing about Flat Earthers that I don't get of like, why, why, why?

Cody, think of all the money there is to be made from selling tickets on planes that clearly don't work. The planes work. The plane tickets work, though. We don't know anyone who's been on the plane. I've been on a plane. When did we discover that the Earth was round?

Thousands of years ago. Thousands of years ago. There was a guy in like, fucking Egypt. I think he was a Greek, but he was in Egypt doing like in Cairo maybe, doing like the measurements who like 3,000 years ago measured the circumference of the Earth and was like off by like a couple percent. That means it's a lie.

That means it's a conspiracy. How the hell could he do that? He just used like basic mathematical deduction. Like he measured like the distance between these two points at like a certain like distance on the Earth and then extrapolated that using some sort of like he did. He's like moderately advanced math. Yeah, he did the best math available at the time.

And he was like pretty close. Yeah. Pretty incredible. Yeah. But sounds like he was part of the Jewish lie. He was. What's he Jewish? Yeah.

And a communist. OK, well, here we go. That was 3,000-year-old communist. Well, the roots of communism are very ancient. Greek and Egypt. Karl Marx, famous Babylonian. I'm convinced you don't even need to read anymore. But please do.

Please do. Oh, boy. OK. NASA and the Israel Space Agency for a long time. No. Very close working relationship. For example, in 1986, NASA and ISA entered into a formal agreement to share technology.

The agreement as a means by which massive amounts of highly sensitive technology developed by NASA at taxpayer expense is handed over to Israel. OK. This is just against Jewish people. This is just pages and pages about the Israeli space agency. Straight up.

Again, I, even if, why, what is the end game here? And even like, oh, the end game is the world we live in, where everyone's a slave to believing the world's round. I'm not a slave to believing that. I fly planes, places, I look, and I'm like, oh, god. There's a documentary on flat earth. There's this fucking amazing. And it shows them, they go out, and they're like,

we're going to measure this distance on the earth. And we're going to film it. We're going to prove that this is all a lie. And they have these two lights, these two towers, these two points that they're going to measure from a far distance. Like, OK, well, if they're the same height, then that means that the earth is flat.

And if they're different, then that means, OK, there's a curve to the earth and so on and so forth. So they do it, and they're not flat. And they're like, oh, oh, that's weird. Wait, raise it up. They raise it up. OK. Like, they literally just prove that they're wrong.

They do a curve. Like, they set forth, like, here's our hypothesis. And if this is the result, then that means the earth is not flat, and they got that result, and they just can't. I'll tell you what, people that believe the earth is flat, I don't trust our mathematical skills anyway, even if they hadn't. Yeah, fair point.

I don't know, that sounds like more Marxist claptrap. Yeah. And if you want some Marxist claptrap, nothing says Marxist claptrap like an ad. Oh, yes. Karl Marx, big fan of ads. Big fan of ads. Ads for everybody.

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Charles Darwin and some goddamn monkey. They all just shoved that chip down my throat and didn't even give me a chance to chew it. Classic Carl Marx. He's like the hamburger click. Planet of the apes, Marxist propaganda. It really is. Wow.

It wants us to get rid of our nukes just because they might wipe out all life on Earth and destroy our entire civilization. They're going to put you in a fucking communist. It's a Marxist viewpoint of total destruction is bad. I love knowing about communism. There's that great story about how the Russians built the dead hand system, which was this missile defense system

that basically they were like, the US has better first strike capabilities than us. We'll build this system so that if all of their missiles, if they kill everybody in the Kremlin, our missile defense system doesn't get a signal from the Kremlin after so much time. It'll automatically launch our entire arsenal just to make sure even if we're all dead,

we can wipe them out. And the- We usually assure destruction. It's great. And so the story goes, it's not confirmed, the story goes that they built this thing called the dead hand. And then the scientists who built it presented it to the Soviet general staff and explained how it worked.

And they were like, no. No, tear that thing down. This is a step too far. And I wonder if that had gone before Congress in an open voting session. I think they probably would have been like, well, no. Of course, this makes sense. Absolutely.

There's no, of course, at least a lot of them. Wow. A disappointing amount of them. Yeah. An unsurprising but still disappointing amount of them would be in support of that. Now, before we get back to the book, you guys have to have noticed that I've

been wearing a very heavy medallion the entire day. You guys wondered what this very heavy medallion is? Yeah. Well, it's the second place award for the California State Ultimate Armwrestling League Championship. What? Did you learn that? No, I've never competitively armwrestled.

My roommate was on a plane with the guy who won this. And her story, I think he was probably flirting with her. But she says that she let him hold her dog during takeoff. And he was so touched by that that he gave her this award, which she then immediately gave to me. This is relevant because at the end of the flight, after bonding over the course of the flight, he told her that since he now trusted her enough

to admit this, he wanted her to know that the world was flat. No way. That's a great story. Now, this guy's an engineer in his main job, which I think a lot of these people are. So I think actually a lot of them are good at math. Yeah, just beauty my point. But I still don't trust them.

No, I think it's that they're good at like the research on this, the smarter you are, the better you are at convincing yourself that bullshit is true. Because a lot of engineers become terrorists, a lot of engineers. The smartest guy I knew growing up, the guy who taught me how to play Dungeons and Dragons, was a brilliant electrical engineer who was a flat,

or not a flat earth, but who was a young earth creationist. And it was one of those things where you'd argue with him, and he would be able to get into these really fine niche points about carbon dating. And it's like, yeah, but dude, you're spending the whole time talking about one niche issue you have with carbon dating. And it's like, there's a mountain of evidence,

including buildings that are 8,000 years old that I've stepped in. It's another reason why being middle of the road is better. Too smart. Don't do yourself anything. Yeah, I mean, that's the tactic in general. I'm just being like, this tiny little thing is problematic there, for everything is not true.

Yeah, I mean, that's the only way to convince yourself that what you're saying, you know, you have to just ignore the rest of it. Speaking of which, let's get back to the greatest lie on earth. There needs to be some sort of catchy song for the greatest lie on earth. There really should be.

Yeah, why didn't that come with a CD-ROM companion that you can click around in? I don't know. OK, prior to the Apollo 1 capsule disaster, an inspection official, Thomas Barron, wrote a 500-page report that documented mismanagement and incompetence at NASA's Pad 34, where the Apollo 1 disaster took place.

Thomas Barron testified before Congress regarding the deaths of Grissom, White, and Chaffee. OK, so this is all about, what are we going to do? What's the meat of this here? They're talking about the Apollo 1 disaster, where all those astronauts burned up. Was it a fake so that they couldn't go into space and prove that the earth was flat?

No. Barron's 500-page report mysteriously disappeared and the state has never been found. NASA failed to discredit Barron before Congress, and they could not allow him to repeat what he knew to the press. All criminal organizations know that dead men tell no tales. Within a week after his congressional testimony, Barron, his wife and stepdaughter,

were killed when his car allegedly stalled at a railroad crossing and was stuck by a train. Huh. Yeah, that's, NASA is a criminal organization. Yeah, I get it. I believe. That's true, you know. It seems the capsule was modified

to make it impossible for the astronauts to free themselves from the capsule if something went awry during the test. In his book, NASA Mooned America, Ralph Renee explains, also, was it really the vicitudes of life that the outward opening hatch was coincidentally changed that very morning to one that opened inward? An inward opening hatch meant that any, OK, so he's saying that,

yeah, NASA murdered the Apollo 1 astronauts in order to fake the moon landing? That doesn't seem like something they would do. All right, so like. It doesn't seem like it would help in that. No. It's just this kind of stuff that's so bizarre, because, like, OK, let's say that they killed those people

to stop anyone from being able to prove that the Earth was actually flat. Explain every other thing that NASA has done. Yeah, yeah, all of that. Every other thing. Yeah, including all of the. All of the other times when people didn't die. Well, in, like, the Soviet Union,

like the nation with, like, the most interest in making it seem like we didn't land on the moon, never, like. Right. Yeah, I think they did. Like, yeah, like, oh, they did it. Yeah, I think my favorite, like, no, they would. Yeah, this idea of a worldwide conspiracy. So, like, we can't agree on anything,

but we're all going to agree to say that the Earth is flat. Yeah, we're just going to agree on that. Nobody spilled the beans. Right, like, there's that one person who's like, I was in on it with everybody, because everyone's in it, obviously, and I'm the one person who's like, ah, I got to tell everybody. I think that's because all the people behind the conspiracy.

Don't say it. You want to know what group they're all part of? Don't say it. It starts with a J. Don't do it. I think that's what they're going to. I think that's what they're getting to. I know that's what they're getting to. I've heard.

Don't you think Putin would like. Passages from this book. I know what they're doing. Putin would be like, with that little smile, like, I know the secret, you know. Yeah, or like. Slighted spell. Yeah.

So they get into how President Bush said that, like, by 2015, he wanted to have a manned mission to the moon, and we didn't get to the moon. And there's a bunch of reasons for that, including, like, they say, going back to the moon with today's technology should be a piece of cake. Still going to the moon. You do it, bro.

It's still going to the moon, and you still got to decide to do it, and commit to doing it. Yeah, it's. I agree. We should go to the moon, and we should maybe settle on the moon before we decide to, like, put people on Mars. But maybe it's not the Jews who are stopping us from doing

that to convince everybody that the Earth is actually not flat, even though it's. I'm going to trace this book down. See where we get to the. OK, OK, OK. Oh, boy. Ron Howard shows up. What?

Arrested development. How does this happen? Oh, my god. Oh, my god. OK. So they're talking about how, like, apparently, that the original tapes of the moon landing walks disappeared.

Right. Proof of this is that when Howard, Ron Howard's documentary commemorating the moon landings was finally produced without the essential material, he resorted to filling about 95% of the gap with reenactments of moon walks, which he likewise filmed in a television studio. OK, so they go on like this, and then they

get to Arrested Development. Incidentally, Ron Howard engaged in the limited hangout of the truth of Apollo 11 moon landing hoax during a video is a clip. That's not great text. That's not. This video is a clip from a season four episode of Arrested Development entitled The B Team, which

aired in 2013 on Netflix. You're the person he's making fun of. My god. They go through. They actually have clips from the whole script where he talks about the faking of the moon landing. It's a joke. It's a comedy show.

They are not. This goes on for pages, Katie. They are not treating this as a joke. This is so funny. My god, what? Popular reality TV show Arrested Development. Unbelievable. Yeah.

Did you know? Making the revelation during a TV show is the perfect way in which to spin the evidence of the moon hoax. Howard is able to reinforce the myth of the Earth floating in vacuum of space. Did you know that a modest proposal is proof of government's conspiracy to eat babies?

I mean, have you ever eaten an Irish baby? Delicious. Obviously, I have. I'm part of the conspiracy. Spread thin over a ritz. They call it a California cheeseburger. I like mine with a little of the vinegar that they serve there.

The next chapter is NASA and Freemasonry. OK, yeah, now we're getting to it. Now we're really booking in. Thomas Africa. What? Not a real name. Really, who's like, I really want a PDF because I want to search like Zack Snyder.

Did they talk about Zack Snyder for some reason? I mean, they like. I bet you could get a PDF version. Honey Boo Boo. There's a Honey Boo Boo chapter, I'm sure. There's got to be a Honey Boo Boo chapter. The theory of relativity is a complete lie. It is based entirely on confluted and deceptive

mathematical models. And then we start talking about Tesla. OK, sure. Sure, sure, sure. Is he a Flat Earth or two? He was the most brilliant and scientist and inventor of his time. All right, gotcha.

And yet. Yeah. In 1935, Tesla called Einstein's theory of relativity a magnificent mathematical garb, which fascinates dazzles and makes people blind to the underlying errors. The theory is like a beggar clothed in purple, whom ignorant people take for a king. Its exponents are brilliant men, but they are metaphysicists

rather than scientists. So we get some Tesla in there. David Bowie's got some things to say. There is a professor named Herbert Dingle. I just think I'm enjoying it. You just wanted to say that name. I just wanted to say that name. What a shockingly entertaining name to this book.

Dr. Dingle? Dr. Dingle. Dr. Dingle. Oh, god. Dr. Dingle reveals the key point that is the cornerstone of the theory of relativity. Many highfalutin scientists do not seem to know this simple fact. Oh, my god.

If the language of mathematics we can tell lies as well as truths within the scope of mathematics itself, there is no possible way of telling one from the other. See, they're almost getting it. They're like, yeah, if you can lie to yourself with mathematics, like. Go, go, go a little further. Yeah, buddy.

Go a little further. You're so close. You're so close to figuring it out. And if that's true, then what else is also true? What lies could you maybe convince yourself of? You're so close to a moment passing, and then you hitting Control A, and then delete, and deleting your entire manuscript.

You're so close. Dr. Benjamin H. Friedman, a former Jew, states that the. What? Sorry, that's not how it works. States that the Khazars were a pagan nation whose religious worship was a mixture of phallic worship and other forms of idolatry. In the seventh century, their king Balkan chose Talmudism, which most now called Judaism

as the state religion. Most Khazar Jews are called Yiddish. These Askenazi Jews are people without any allegiance to any nation. Their primary objective is to own the entire world. And then we start quoting in letter to Karl Marx. Oh, boy. Of course, why wouldn't you do that?

Oh, boy. Does this book talk about IQ? I'm going to bet it does. I'm going to bet it does. I also bet that it does. I'm not going to take that bet, sorry. No. Yeah, it's wise.

According to John Torrell and the Jewish Kabbalah, the holy serpent is trying to set herself free from the bottomless pit. Once she does this, she can enter the earth as the Messiah. What does this have to do with the flattery? That question doesn't belong in this book. Why would you ask that? What?

Oh, I feel like there's a good image somewhere in here. All right. You've got to have like a crazy map, right? With a lot of arrows pointed, other stuff labeled in what? It's just a picture of a globe. What are you trying to do? It's not even a good part of the globe. It's just a picture of the globe with a logo.

What's it proving? Oh, OK. So it says it's depiction by a former NASA employee and spherical earth advocate showing the shortest flight path from Washington DC to Tokyo, Japan on a spherical earth. Oh, we're getting out of flight paths now. OK. So I'm not super well-versed in the flat earth theory.

Do they ever address other planets? No, there aren't other planets. You know, the earth is flat and there's a firmament shining over it that are like literal lights that God installed for us to look at. There's no other planets. We're the center of the universe. It's God just made the one planet.

So he made the one planet and then there are twinkly little lights that he put up. That's why there's no moon landing. But then there like of the many twinkly lights, they're all very, very different. And some are distinctly like planet sized and shaped. And the light from the. OK, OK, but like also we can look at the like the bandwidth

and like the light that is reflected back. We determine like the elements that the sun and the stars and the planets are made of. Like that's. Cody, that sounds like some nonsense. You just tricked yourself with your math. Yeah. Cody, you sound absurd and you're overthinking it.

But we get we analyze the light and then we can determine like what the elements. Cody, you need to know when you're out of your depth. When these people talk about that stuff, it reminds me of that one great Bill Hicks bit when he talked about like the people who believe that dinosaur fossils were like hidden by God to trick us like this.

Imagine this trickster God. They're going to believe there were dinosaurs. It's like, is that like a test of faith? Or is it just like nonsense or being an asshole? I would love it if like God came down. He was like, it was all just lies. He was like, gotcha, gotcha, thousands of years, gotcha. It's cosmic April Fools.

And I'm like that fucking Timex watch where they made that ad to the 20th hour they played in every YouTube video. On a large enough scale these thousands of years, it was one day and it happens to be April Fools. And God is just as annoying at like every shitty video game you go over. Guess what?

Everything, you got to buy loot crates now. All right, well, wait till tomorrow. So no planets, I get it, OK. I won't say I'm on board because of all the stuff that I was also saying. But I understand now that there are no planets. No, there are no planets. The sun is a lot.

Oh, well, here we go. Galaxies also. OK, so we got a page. Flip to the UN logo. Taking about half the page. Hey, hey, Robert. What? The Jewen.

Am I right? Yes, you probably are. Can we do a Control F? Find that in them? Well, it does say that notice how the number of sections of the UN flag logo there are exactly 33 sections, which correlates nicely with the 33 degrees of the Scottish right of Freemasonry.

OK, now we're getting into some real stuff. I am so mad at numbers for like human beings naturally notice patterns and they categorize stuff. But that doesn't mean all patterns are real and actual things, numbers need to be less simple, unless easy to create patterns. Yeah, they're talking about an ice wall, too. Did you know that 33, 33?

You just melt out with a dragon. That's how you do it. I mean, they think it's real and what keeps us from getting at the white walking posture. If you double 33, you get 66. And that's very close. That's only 1 6 away from the devil's number. I do really want like the Game of Thrones like the map,

where it's like the flat, you know, the flat Earth like fantasy style map where it labels everything. Like here's where the Freemasons live and here's where they're coordinating with this group, Gondor or whatever. The children of the Korn. Oh boy, Fauna and Flora prove the Earth is flat, chapter 25. Yep, a whole chapter about Flora and Fauna.

And how they prove the Earth is flat. Yeah, talking about its species of Antarctic animals. Well, they all know the world is flat. If you listen closely enough, you can hear, if you go to like into the woods, you can hear deer whisper. The Earth is flat. The Earth is flat. That actually might be schizophrenia coding.

No, it's proof. I'm pretty sure it's proof. Sorry. I wonder how they think the world stays afloat. Let's see if we can find. Oh, well, it doesn't. It's just flat. It's like the bottom.

We're at the bottom. It's like, okay, it's like you ever had like a turtle and you keep them in a cage and the bottom is flat and then they have that light shining down on them. They think it's the sun. We're like a turtle in a cage. So then what are we sitting inside? Like what's outside of it then?

Like a nice terrarium God built for us. Yeah, but then what's outside that terrarium? God, just God. And then where's God sitting? What's God sitting on? He's probably like sitting on his bed. There's just a bunch of like crusty cum socks lying around him like God's a 16 year old.

His feet are resting on our terrarium, as we've been told. And there's literally nothing underneath us. Yeah. He's playing a lot of rust. He's playing a lot of rust. He's a real asshole. God exists with this terrarium in some space.

Oh boy. Oh boy. He's laying on some planet, some world. No, planets don't exist. Sorry. I'm confused. Oh boy. Okay, I just open it to page 400.

And the phrase New World Order is bolded twice. Of course. I'm just going to read one of those paragraphs. President Bush was not leading anything. He was simply an effeminate sycophant who was obedient to his Zionist overlords. A little known fact is that one of the first public mentions of a New World Order, which is not bolded,

but the other ones are, was in reference to the worldwide interests of the Jews. The October 6, 1940 issue of the New York Times reported that Arthur Greenwood, member with that portfolio in the British War Cabinet, assured the Jews of the United States that when victory was achieved, an effort would be made to found a New World Order.

Maybe because the Second World War destroyed the order. The message from Greenwood was delivered by Rabbi Maurice L. Pearlsweig, Chairman of the British Section of the Executive Committee of the World Jewish Congress. To Dr. Stephen S. Wise, Chairman of the Executive Committee of the World Jewish Congress,

Greenwood's message was to the Jews and for the Jews. Oh no. And then they actually have a picture of the New York Times article in which is clearly like writing of wrong scene is like one of the headlines on it where they're just talking about like, everyone felt bad about the genocide

and was like, we're not going to let this happen again. We're going to change the order of the world so that 6 million people can't be gas to death. That's all that's going on in this article. No, it sounds like it's about the shape of the earth. Oh, Greenwood's statement was designed to enlist the powerful Jewish interests in the war with Germany.

They were so powerful. They were so powerful. Why would we have them? I'm curious what their thoughts are. It didn't happen. Oh boy. The Skull and Bone Society is just one of many occult organizations doing the work of the devil.

Okay. Yeah, that's a good line there. Honestly. Okay. Okay. That's good to devil in here. Yeah. George speculates that elite Jews created the Jewish God

as their egregor, instrument of their collected will, the desire to vanquish the heathens and rule supreme. Could it be possible that the ancient Levite priests found a way to create a supernatural entity from the collective mind of the tribe of Judah? I'm sorry. Are they suggesting? They create a supernatural entity?

Are they suggesting? Well, if they have that knowledge, I'm sorry. They deserve way more respect for what they're giving them. Egregor? They're saying literally they created a supernatural God called Egregor. It's not like they made up this like false religion. Like they literally made it.

And I'm telling you that would be straight up magic. So cool. Sounds like a people who could do that. Maybe the Nazis wouldn't have won around at almost concrete world. It also seems that like they wouldn't. Also, Egregor sounds like the name of a monster in the Advanced Dungeons and Dragons Handbook

I had when I was 12. It really does. I'm pretty sure it's one of Danny's dragons. Egregor. Oh, no. This Egregor is Lucifer. Okay. So the Jews created the devil.

They created the devil. But like literally they created the devil. Oh my God. Elite Jews have made him the master meme of the New World Order. Oh yeah. The master meme. The master meme.

Do you see meme in the same? Is this like right? Is this the Dawkins meme or is this like? I think this is like internet mirrored me. I mean this guy. What year is this book? Like now. This is a recent book.

2018. All right. Window 2016 was the first edition. Oh, that meme magic. We had to update it with all the new data. Oh, I don't know. But oh my God, you guys, I just opened it up to like the first page where they've got

like the publication information. Other books. From Green Mountain Publishing. 9-11. Enemies, Foreign and Domestic. Okay, that could be a normal book. If it was made like 2002, could be a normal book. But it's not.

But it's not. Solving the mystery of all caps. Babylon the Great. Okay. The Anti-Gospel. Okay. Bloody Zion. Oh, okay.

What shall I do to inherit eternal life? Murder, rape and torture in a Catholic nunnery. Okay. Rome's responsibility for the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. All right. What's that? Honestly, hell yeah.

Anti-Christ, the beast revealed. How about that one? Let's do it. I'm super into finding out how the Romans were to blame for the assassination. I have been saying for fucking years that Marcus Licinius Crassus was the fucking guy behind,

sorry, what was that channel? It's time for an ad break. Okay. This is, Sophie's not here, so we've gone well off the rails. There's no script. Yeah, normally you have like, here's what I prepared.

I've looked really deep into this and I know what you're going to get at and you're going to ask me and I've got the answers. Are we on the ad break? You just got a book. I could never have expected Egregor to come into the ad break.

The demon that Jesus literally created in the world. The demon beam. Yeah, it's all real time. Are we currently on break right now? No. Oh, we're still doing it. We're still doing it,

but it's about to be break, but one of, someone has to lead us into ads. I will. I just want to say one point. What's that? What's that list? It just strikes me. Yeah, I'm sure the person who wrote this book

believes all this shit. The publishers, they are such grifters. They're just like, oh, yep, that's a conspiracy theory. Yeah, that sounds good. Our Boony Toons customers will love it. Have you considered the possibility that the publishers are in fact

Egregor? Not until now. Wow. You know what they might be? Ad Gregor. Oh God, I'm not to take a break. Because it's time for ads. During the summer of 2020,

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We're back. We're back, we're back, we're back, we're back. Talk about Egregor, which I just found on the previous page. I should have read this ahead of time. An Egregor is an autonomous God of the collective group mind, and it influences the thoughts

of a group of people. So the Judaic Egregor is Lucifer. I just want to make sure that that's really clear here. I need to, I'm real quick. So it's an autonomous God of a collective mind. Yes. It's autonomous,

but it's a collective mind. It's a collective mind. It's a collective mind set. And this is an autonomous aspect of it? Yeah, I think so. Well reasoned, Cody. Yeah, seems entirely consistent. Don't give a bad faith argument.

No, yeah. I'm convinced about all the sentences I've heard so far. I don't know, this book's kind of maybe changing my mind. Oh, boy. So there's a quote from a guy named Henry Macau in this that's fucking bonkers. Oh, Lea was one of my classmates in the Geneva University, Switzerland, where I was studying

psychology. She was an attractive blue-eyed blonde lady. As she was wearing a star of David, I asked if she was a believer. She answered yes and no, adding that she believed in a god of the Jews who was serving the Jews rather than being served by them. I immediately asked whether she was speaking of an egregor. Her only response was yes, and she broke the conversation. Never again did we mention that subject. I have a feeling that she was like, yeah, and then left, because who is this weird nerd psycho? Egregor? Yeah, bro. Egregor. And then we didn't talk again because you're a weird creepy dude. Because he was creepy, saw my star of David and asked if I believed in an egregor. I'm sorry, you don't look Jewish. That is how I hit on women.

Uh-huh. Hey, baby. Oh, yeah. You believe in an egregor? It works for you. It does. It does. It's all about confidence and having this second place arm wrestling champion. Well, that does go a long way. That's a good theory. I would also pause it that that story is a lie. Yeah, that it's as true as every story a politician's ever told of like a service worker being like. I was talking to Tom over there. TSA agents told me. Thank you, sir. That's one of the pieces of evidence, I think, that we could we could heal as a nation that both on the left and right, it seems equally, politicians are obsessed with lying that like low level service workers secretly want them to know they support. Can't get enough. Can't get enough of Paul Ryan. I am beloved. Yeah.

Walking up to Paul Ryan and Brian Schatz and just be like, I love you both. I can't thank you for your service. I was flying and went through the TSA line a couple of weeks ago and it was like on my birthday and the TSA agent like noticed and wished me a happy birthday and that alone was so shocking that it like threw me off my whole airport rhythm because normally like they could not care less. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you do thing and you move along. You had a gun in your hands as long as it didn't set off the metal detector, they wouldn't notice, but they were apparently talking to politicians all the time. Okay. The earthly god of Judaism, who is androgynous, is known as Leviathan or Malchut. So, Egregor and Leviathan or Malchut. Leviathan is an evil god adopted by

the rabbis as the gut. Wow. Wow, this just keeps going. This is fascinating because aside from like, it's definitely Nazi propaganda. It's Nazi propaganda. I did not expect it to turn into that, but Page is more. Oh, yeah. But like, but the thing about like the Flat Earth stuff is like normally you get like, oh, like these are lies by people and like here's how the math is actually wrong and like here the flight patterns and here's like normally it's, it's not, it's still nonsense, but it's at least grounded in some form of reality. Right. I was not expecting demigods to be involved in this. Yeah. This is like a fantasy fiction, not a scientific reason. I think we banged through like the stuff about airplane flights and the ice wall

and the firmament in the first like 40% so we can get right into Egregor. Right. Obviously, you all know this stuff, but let's start talking about Egregor baby. This is the good stuff. Wait to have your minds blown. Oh my God. The Jewish Egregor or group God is a communist beast that is kept together through anti-Semitism. What? Anti-Semitism is the means by which the head of the snake keeps the body of Jews fighting in lockstep. It's leadership. Without anti-Semitism, the body of Jews would disperse and be assimilated into Gentile nations. This simply cannot be, oh, what? I see. Anti-Semitism is the Jews fault. So you see, no, you see, you see, obviously, the rabbis keep them in line so they can make the Egregor. They require anti-Semitism to survive.

Don't you get it? This is literally literally just like Lauren Southern saying like, oh yeah, they make up a Nazi groups all the time to survive. Yeah. It's, it's, it's good. Is that what you were going to say? It's good. It's good and accurate. The language of witchcraft always carries two meanings. You knew that. Doesn't know. I feel stupid. I did not know that. Well, let me explain to you, Katie. Please do. There's the esoteric meaning for the uninitiated public. And then there's the esoteric meaning

that is only understood by the inner circle of initiates. For example, Jewish communists claim that they are atheists. That is the esoteric meaning of communist doctrine. However, the occult meaning of communism is hidden. The esoteric meaning of communism is that the collective body of Jews make up the Egregor. This is like six pages later. This doesn't make any sense. We're still talking about the Egregor. This doesn't make sense on many different levels. Oh, it doesn't.

Like, I know I just said this, but they're hitting hard on the fantasy in a way that like, you don't, like, don't go that route. No, no, no, you have to use like, quote, facts and logic. Try to convince people the world's flat. That fantasy works well with assholes that you want to convert to your opinion. We look at the KKK. Right, right. They love it. They love their goblins.

Yeah, we've talked about, yeah, like the fascist mysticism and all that kind of stuff. Yeah, they're into that. Magical thinking. Yeah, Nazis love to, yeah, have that, yeah, magical wave. Boy, that is, that is a sentence. Holy shit. Don't you dare. Share it. The twisted Babylonian God of modern Jewry is, as expressed in the Talmud and Kabbalah,

is a God of vengeance and the hatred of Gentiles, and particularly Christians. Wow, no. Oh, God. Oh, God. I hate this. Maybe you don't need to finish that sentence. Oh, God, no, this is, I don't think I can read, like, I keep switching through pages to try to get past the literal Nazi, and we're still, are there 10 pages, the ritual sacrifice of Gentile children? What?

Blood Passover. Yeah, we're straight with the blood Passover stuff, which is a medieval myth that, like, rabbis use the blood of, like, Gentile kids to make their Passover bread. It was one of, like, the things that was in the soil of all of Western Europe that was, like, sort of exploited by the Nazis in order to, like, get the people to turn over their Jewish neighbors and stuff. Like, that was a major underlying aspect of the Holocaust. Right just in there, yeah, pages and pages of, like, this is, like, 1920s era. Yeah, right. And earlier. Yeah, it's 1850, they're talking about, like, an alleged ritual murder of a Catholic priest

from 1850 on the next page. Speaking of flat earth, like, what? Yeah, just like a friendly reminder that this is about the flat earth. Yeah, where does it get back to the earth? I flipped another five pages over on May 1st, 1989, Oprah Winfrey, interviewed a Jewish woman, and now we're talking about ritual sacrifice of babies again. I just, I was shocked that Oprah Winfrey threw in there. She's still on there, three pages later, we're still talking about Oprah.

You get a conspiracy. You get a conspiracy. Oprah on the next page, too. Okay, we're past Oprah. Still anti-Semitism. Still anti-Semitism. 50 pages of straight Nazi propaganda so far. Uh-huh, uh-huh.

I feel like there was a lot of ritual sacrifices of babies and what not. Page 460, saw the Talmud. No, no, no. Page 469, elite Jews, first word on the page. Yikes. They love just like, and I'm just like, they, like all, like just all these kooks, like just the ritual sacrifice and like the eating the babies, like that, like the pizza gate, Q kind of stuff.

It's all, it's all just like cut from the same cloth. Oh, 9-11 was an inside job stuff. Sure. We get past the anti-Semitism and 9-11's an inside job. I mean, you say that, but who did it? Can I guess? Oh. I don't think it might have been the Catholic Church.

Oh. They killed Abraham Lincoln. They did, okay. Really, really wanted, really wanted him dead. All right. Well, I'm sorry for making assumptions. Nazi propaganda book. Oh boy.

Flatly seems emphatic about his beliefs in a flat earth. In his comments, he calls those who believe in a globular earth, globetards. Okay, yep, yep, clever. Oh, that's good, but he does not like flatly. He's a, he's a shill. I think he might just be another successful flat earth person that, uh. Right. That's not telling us.

I mean, he was, it's right there in his name. He was born for this. It's right there in his name. All right. I bet there's like a, like a lot of infighting where like, okay, this flat earth earth doesn't get into the Jewish conspiracy stuff enough. And like, that's the stuff that matters. Why are you talking about this stuff?

It's the Egregor. Right. Like, yeah, stop talking about the flight patterns. Talk about the Egregor. Guys, guys, stop fighting. You're both wrong. You're both, you're both wrong. All right.

I'm just going to flip to the very end because I got to see how this shit concludes. I bet it concludes terribly. On page 616. Wow. In conclusion, the Earth is flat. Wait, did they get to 666? Is it more than 666 pages?

You know what, yeah, it is actually with, with the, uh, there's like a hundred pages of, uh, uh, bibliography. Is it all just like, mine come? Yeah, Joseph L. Flatley, the Earth is flat and they don't want you to know. God. Oh boy. They isn't surrounded by parentheticals, is it?

Israel to pay students to defend it online. Israeli students get the electronic intifada. Good source. Uh, boy. George Washington, the world's first social media war. Israel versus Hamas. Zero hedge. Another unimpeachable source.

I like getting my news from, uh, an avatar of Tyler Durden. Yes, yes. Oh boy. A lot of, a lot of sources from Michael Hoffman's Judaism discovered. Okay. Okay. Yeah.

All right, all right, all right. Seems legit. Let's get, all right. Yeah, let's see how this baby wraps up. All right, 616. Here we go. Let's see how this, let's see this. Soren Kierkegaard stated,

There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn't true. The other is to refuse to believe what is true. God states that evil men and seducers shall wax worse and worse, deceiving and being deceased. Timothy 313. The so-called scientists that are pushing heliocentrism have been deceived and have in turn become deceivers themselves.

They are fools who speak lies and refuse to believe the truth. For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, he taketh the wise in their own craftiness. We are admonished to keep the faith and not join with those so-called scientists who oppose God's word. And then there's a, there's a Bible quote about, uh, false science and stuff. Oh yeah. So yeah, there we go.

Okay. All right. There we go. You got, you got. Wrapped up civilly. Y'all convinced? Yeah, they were civil. They didn't mention the, all the terrible stuff.

Oh man, Neil deGrasse Tyson is two pages from the end. Oh yeah, he inadvertently exposes heliocentrism for what it really is. That's nice. I bet he doesn't. Tyson uses the satanic trick of an all or nothing interpretation of the Bible. What? Oh boy. But like, how do you, uh, wait, so they're saying that like,

you can pick and choose which part of the Bible you believe in? I know. There's that. And then also the quote you've said about believing the wrong thing, but also the trap of believing the. Yeah. You either believe the, the what's untrue or you refuse to, uh, believe the truth. That's true.

Yeah, dude. That's right. Well said. Well said. Seems like he might have written 516 pages, 616 pages. I think he lost, I think he got all turned around as he was doing. Yeah. I was stuck in the weeds.

There's more Oprah in here than I expected. There's more Ron Howard in there than I expected. There's definitely more direct quotes from an episode of arrested developments that I anticipate to be here. A lot more Mitch Hurwitz material than I expected to see. You know what? It's a lot more than they expected as well. Yeah.

Yeah. Probably didn't expect themselves to see, uh, themselves cited in a Nazi propaganda book. Narrator says they didn't. They didn't. Well, Edward Hendry, uh, Great Mountain Publishing. Not as convincing as you may have wanted to be. Yeah. When I said earlier that I was maybe being convinced I was joking.

And I did not know the word egregore before this. I'm thrilled. And I'm going to be using that a lot. It's a good one. It's a good one. Reclaim the word egregore. We could, I mean, theoretically, I don't know how many people it takes to make an egregore. We, we, we get a couple hundred thousand listeners in episode.

We could all collectively make an egregore. With our sub, our minds create an autonomous. An autonomous consciousness and our collective consciousness. And we could make our egregore fight Edward Henry. Wouldn't that prove him right though? Only. That an egregore exists and like is possible. Yeah, but what if ours isn't Lucifer?

Oh, it could it not be Lucifer? Yeah, I think so. What if we, what if I name ours? What if we name ours? Edward Hendry. Hendry Gore. Hendry Gore. Yeah, I'm okay with that.

Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, you could look at Edward Gore. An egregore is just a bunch of people thinking like, like, like the same thing to try to like. Everyone who donated to my go fund make could really be part of an egregore. Good. Good. So maybe, maybe we're making a good egregore. But good egregore, but good good. Good, good, good.

Good, good, good. Good, good, good. Good, good, good. Good, good, good. Good, good, good. So thank you for being part of my egregore that is very unrelated to this, but also not because the audiobook's about Nazis. It's pretty, it's pretty close actually.

Anyway, this was my maybe misguided way of thanking everyone for donating. I mean, straight up did not expect the Nazi stuff as much like. It was not either. I thought it would just be like baddie science, but that, that went right into Nazi territory. Yeah, we opened to a lot of random pages and, and it was almost Nazi. A lot of it was Nazis. So, cool. Just a lot of it was Nazis.

And Professor Dingle, which. And of course, yeah, I gotta get Dingle in there. Funny name, gotta get a Dingle in there. So, Dr. Dingle. I don't know, you guys want to plug your plugables? Why not? After that little Nazi propaganda we just read through. We've got a podcast, we've got a YouTube show.

Yeah, check out our, our supporters on Patreon if you do that. Patreon.com slash some more news. Even more news is the podcast, some more news is the show. The show on YouTube. You guys tired of us repeating this over and over again? Right, you probably weren't familiar? No, they should, they should listen, they should watch. Listen to watch, follow me.

You just got an office, it's exciting. Some more news. Twitter, Dr. Mr. Cody. And I'm Katie Stoll. And don't spell it K-A-T-I-E, because that's wrong. It's K-A-T-Y. No, you know, and you know why people try to spell it K-A-T-I-E. Because of Willard?

Or because of? No, because of an evil, well. I ruined, I ruined what you were doing. I thought you were being sincere, because almost everybody confuses me with Katie Willard. When I make you before I met Katie. When I do, when I do speech to text on my phone, and I say Katie, it automatically spells it, uh, I-E.

And I always change it, but it never picks up on it. See, I'm being, I'm being, you know, marginalized over here. I'm oppressed. And you know who else is being marginalized? The good people at Great Mountain Publisher. Great Mountain Publisher. A Great Mountain, the top of which, from, you can occasionally see the curve of the earth.

Oh, for God, oh, oh, interesting. Oh, it's a real Great Mountain. I've been wanting to, I've been wanting to, like, point that out about the publishing company since you started, since you started. There's something there, like, come on, it's called Great Mountain Publishing. Well, thank you, Katie. You're welcome.

Thank you, Cody. You're welcome. Listeners, check out their stuff, donate to their Patreon. Do not donate anymore to my GoFundMe, it's got plenty. But thank you very much. I'll do another one probably in a year, and I'm sure find another book that accidentally winds up being Nazi propaganda. Intense, like, metaphysical Nazi propaganda.

Really, like, esoteric, like, Nazi propaganda is so intense that the Nazis moved past it by the late 30s, and we're like, that's too mystical for us. We don't need, we don't need, like, we'll stick to that. We don't need the witchcraft. It's like, right, it's like written as like, you're already a Nazi, okay, and we're going to take you a little farther. Like, you're already on board with the stuff we're going to say.

Let us tell you about the fucking aggro boy. Right, right. Jesus Christ. Oh, what a surprise. Delight. Surprise. All right, that's the episode. Check us out on BehindTheBastards.com.

I will not put any sources up for this, because the source is just the greatest lie on earth, and you don't need to be buying that shit. Yeah, I need them. We're on Twitter at At Bastards Pod. I'm on Twitter at IWriteOK. And remember, I love 100% of you. Yeah. Yeah.

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