Behind the Bastards - The MDMA Cook Who Tried To Commit Genocide
Episode Date: January 2, 2020Robert is joined by Billy Wayne Davis to discuss Woulter Basson, a chemical weapons engineer with a hard on for racial extermination. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastne...twork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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It's podcast in time. Podcast Dorinos. Damn it. I am Robert Evans, host of Behind the Bastards,
trying to find a new strategy for introducing the show because I got tired of the old ways.
And that was not a success. It was a miserable failure.
And today, though, my guest is not a miserable failure. It's Mr. Billy Wayne Davis at Airhorn.
How are you doing, Billy? Good. Was that too loud? I liked it. No, that was fine.
I think a lot of people who have their car stereos up high in the early part of the show are maybe frustrated with you.
You might have caused a car wreck or two.
It was aggressive. I apologize. I was just excited. Yeah, it's okay. Billy, I'm trying to find a new way to introduce my show.
And I'm clearly terrible at it. Notes, you know, you're a professional introducer.
I know. I mean, it's basically, I liked the way you were doing it before because it was like...
But what's X in my Ys? Yeah. Yeah, it's catchy.
And I mean, it's exhausting to come up with a new one every time. But it is.
I do like when I feel it, my favorite part is when you can feel you making it up as you go.
Yeah. Yeah, that's definitely the case every time. I'm debating as to whether or not to stick to a format, though.
I wrote one. He won't use the one I wrote. He has a format. You wrote one? Yeah.
What did you write? I said, what's salty my ex-boyfriends? It's great, right? No? Nobody?
All right, continue with your show. I'm just going to go ahead. What's assaulting your ex-boyfriends? Okay.
No, what's salty like salt as opposed to what's cracking my peppers?
It already takes you in a direction you do not want to go off the bat.
We're like, wait, what is that? Is she okay?
Because I don't know what's salting your ex-boyfriends. I do know what's cracking my peppers.
It's the pepper cracker that I have. You like it to pepper.
Also, buy that shirt on T-Public. It's cute. Okay.
Yeah. So, we have some old business before we get into the episode today, Billy.
One of those pieces of old business is that a couple of our fans found you at a comedy show and gave you a wonderful gift for me.
Yes.
And an odd gift.
They did contact me and us before on Twitter, which was nice.
And very thoughtful because it is nice to know to expect this gift.
Yeah, it's not a kind of gift you'd want to receive at random.
No, God. And especially at this show, it's like in a house basement in Louisville.
Oof.
So, like, the show's in this guy's, these people's basement, and then I was selling T-shirts and just meeting people afterwards in their living room, basically.
And then, yeah, these people stood in line very patiently and they're like, hey, we like to buy a T-shirt.
And I was like, cool. And then they're like, also, here you go.
And I was like, ah, it's real.
And what was this gift, Billy?
It was, it's a brown shirt, a Nazi dagger.
And it's legit.
And they reached out to us on Twitter beforehand and explained that it was like a family heirloom they didn't want to have anymore.
And he was a brother and sister.
They were so happy to give it to me.
And I don't really know what to do with such a thing.
It is a piece of history and an interesting one at that.
Definitely not the kind of thing you want to have out just in your living room because people will make the wrong conclusions about it.
No, and my wife and mother-in-law were at my house when I opened it because I shipped it because I didn't want to fly with it.
Yeah.
Also, I have blonde hair and blue eyes.
And my just family with it, they're like, yeah, this checks out.
Yeah.
Well, in it, the fact that it's a family heirloom of theirs reminds me of one of my weird family moments.
My dad's dad did something spooky for the US government.
He was always over in Vietnam during the war.
And nobody seems to know precisely what he was up to.
There's the thing that he said he was doing, but everybody in the family is like, yeah, but it was anyway.
Yeah, but he was never dirty.
Do you know what I mean?
So that was what he did in the 60s, but he was in Germany right after the war and years after he died,
we found a little box that was just full to the brim with Hitler youth armbands and penance and stuff like that, like a whole lot of them.
And it was always like, what's the story here?
I'm certain it was just like he was in Germany after the war.
They found a bunch of Nazi.
He was like, oh, we should put this in a box, but it's weird.
It's a weird thing to like find, right?
Like to find a bunch of them.
Yeah.
Like finding one, you're like, I could see, but I'm gonna take that.
That's pretty weird.
Yeah.
But to find a bunch, I'm like, did you do something with a bunch of them?
And I don't think so, but it's a strange thing to come across.
And I'm gonna guess it was something like that for our fans where that somebody's grandpa was over in Germany.
Yes.
And shoot some guy or is in some house or like, oh, okay, I guess this is what I'm taking back.
It was used.
Yeah.
It was, I mean, yeah, it's haunted for sure.
Well, Billy, speaking of Nazis and speaking of racists, today's episode is about the racist chemical weapons engineer
who probably cooked up the MDMA that you'd used if you've done MDMA.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
I told you it was gonna be uplifting.
I mean, it's a fun one.
He's a doctor, so it's on brand for us.
But I mean, yeah, I'm sure he is a doctor.
But I mean, I always assume when you're doing certain types of drugs,
they're just bad people have touched this.
Like cocaine for sure.
Yes.
Like MDMA is made in a lot of different places.
I've known some people who were like, what made cooked MDMA in their college lab while they were getting their PhD.
And I feel fine about that.
Yes.
Yeah.
That seems ethical to me.
I just mean on the black market, period.
Yeah.
There's always, when you go to the black market, you're like, there's just, you have to accept there's a percentage of bad is involved in this.
Yeah.
And bad people, you know, it's how like most good people accidentally do bad stuff.
It sounds like this bad guy accidentally did some good stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it's like, so the extent to which this guy was selling MDMA is such that if you did ecstasy in the 1990s during the height of the rave scene or probably in the early 2000s,
there's a very good chance you did this guy's ecstasy.
Cool.
Like if you were raving in like 1998 and you came across a batch of fucking awesome E, like the odds are really good that it was cooked by this dude, Walter Basson.
So that's the guy we're talking about today.
And we're not talking about his, mostly about his career making ecstasy.
We're talking about his career as a chemical weapons engineer trying to exterminate the black race.
Oh, see, there's always.
Oh boy.
He had me.
I was like, I don't know.
He sounds pretty fun.
He just makes a lot of great.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Okay.
He's a genocide.
Oh, damn it.
Attempted genocide.
Yeah.
So it's the story of Walter Basson is a really fucked up and interesting one.
But to actually like tell it, there's a lot of background that I think people need about the history of chemical weapons.
So we're going to talk about that a little bit first.
Are you a chemical weapons fan, Billy?
No.
No.
I mean, I understand them and I've looked at, you know, I like all military stuff on some level.
So I've read into it, but some of it gets real horrific so quick.
Yeah.
Like in the torture kind of way.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
So it's like, I can enjoy, like I can both understand like the horror of trench warfare in World War One and how much artillery played into that.
Yes.
And appreciate like looking at a piece of artillery and how it functions and the way the mechanics work.
And part of that's because like you can see like in good old war reenactment, you can see cannons being used and they're not hurting anybody.
There's none of that with chemical weapons.
Like there's no like displaying them.
There's no appreciating the mechanics of it.
Like it's purely designed to not just kill people, but to do it horribly.
Horrible.
Um, horribly.
Yes.
Like with firearms, they do horrible things too, but we also get like fireworks out of that genealogy.
Like there's fun things associated with them.
Yes.
Yeah.
Not with chemical weapons.
We're like, this makes your insides be on your outside and you're like, just blow somebody up, man.
Come on.
Yeah.
What happened to you?
An honest God fearing howitzer.
Yes.
There's something to say that like just instant death.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Instant death and like death in a way that, you know, we've been doing for a long, like people have always blown each other up in war.
You kind of know what you're getting.
Different ways of doing it.
Yeah.
But this chemical weapons are like pretty new.
Um, and this is actually something like we talk about in the Fritz Haber episodes.
And whenever I talk about like the birth of chemical weapons, like a whole bunch of people are going to hit me up on Twitter and be like, no, the first use was this and the first use was that.
And I'll tell stories about like Mongols catapulting plague victims over walls or like something like that.
And I get what they're saying.
I don't think that stuff really counts because like sickness has always been a part of war and like cunning commanders have always found ways to spread illness among their enemies because it makes sense.
Yes.
Chemical weapons in the modern sense are something really different, I think.
Just one immune Mongol just running with the plague.
There's a chemical warfare over there.
Yeah.
There's a difference between that and like gassing a town with Saren in my view.
Yes.
I agree.
Yes.
Yeah.
Because yeah, that's just more of like, hey, this is whoosh works, but being like someone in their army being like, we're going to gas them.
You're like, wait, what?
No.
What?
Yeah.
It's, I mean, and this is like a personal line for everybody.
So people may disagree with me, but I can, it's like, it's complicated when you try to talk about like where it all started.
Like the first formal treaty that forbade something that you could call chemical warfare was probably the Franco-German Treaty of 1675.
But that just banned the use of poison in war.
So it wasn't really like chemical weapons.
It was more like you can't rub shit on your bullets and then shoot people.
That's bad, you know?
It's like that sort of thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
In 1874, a bunch of, I mean, you can, and shit's going to get in your bullet wounds anyway, because there's poop everywhere in war.
That's one of the eternal truths of war is all the poop.
And a festival.
It's the same.
And the what?
And a festival, like a music festival.
Yes.
Yeah.
Music festivals and warfare have a lot in common.
I'm actually more okay with the use of chemical warfare on music festivals, but I'm not a big fan of Bonnaroo.
No, it's Lavnation Bonnaroo.
So in 1874, about a dozen European states signed the Brussels Declaration, which banned poison gas and other poisons as weapons of war.
So it was the first time like a modern chemical weapon was banned as 1874.
And the Brussels Declaration was never ratified, but in 1899, the Hague Convention on the Laws of War was signed by every major European power, and they agreed universally to avoid the use of poison.
The convention included a declaration on asphyxiating gases and explicitly forbade the use of projectiles designed solely for gas warfare.
Now, the first modern chemical weapons attack on a huge scale occurred at Ypres in Belgium on April 22nd, 1914.
We talked about this on the Fritz Haber episode, German soldiers emptied cans of chlorine gas and trusted the wind to carry them into the foe.
And there were similar experiments.
What could go wrong?
What could go wrong?
On that day, it was great.
Yeah, but afterwards, it didn't work out so well for anybody.
Jesus.
So yeah, that was like the first kind of like modern chemical weapon attack.
And by the end of World War I, there'd been a grand total of 3,000 different chemical agents tested as potential weapons.
So every side was guilty of this, even though they'd signed a thing saying they wouldn't do it.
Something like 124,000 metric tons of chemical weapons were delivered via 66 million artillery shells over the course of the war, causing around a million casualties.
And as you might notice, this clearly violates the letter in spirit of the Hague Convention.
The way all the powers got around this was by arguing that their poison gas shells didn't violate the letter of the Hague Convention.
Because the explosive shells they delivered them in didn't just kill people with gas.
Since they exploded, they still killed people through explosions too.
So their argument was like, well, the Hague Convention just banned shells that only disperse chemical weapons since our shells exploded too.
Well, technically, technically, we also.
Yeah.
I hate you guys so much.
I hate you.
It's so fucking shitty.
Yeah.
It reminds me, as a kid, I was a war gamer. I played a lot of those little games with models.
And the rules lawyering that you encounter in that hobby, it's just weird to realize, oh, the same thing happens in real war.
There were a bunch of overweight shitty assholes standing around a table being like, no, it doesn't break the rules because of this.
It's amazing.
Just a bunch of bearded dudes who've never been near a battlefield yelling about what doesn't break the letter of the law while actual soldiers get gassed.
It's amazing.
I was thinking, while you were saying that, every war, it sounds like there comes to a point where like, okay, okay, you can't do that anymore.
Goddamn, stop doing that.
Every war, there's something like, wait, humans just figure out like, okay, okay, what about this?
And then it comes to the point where everybody's like, all right, it's just we gotta stop.
We can't do that.
Oh, God.
What is that?
Stop that.
Every time.
Yeah, it's fun.
So, yeah, it World War One was shit.
Chemical weapons made it worse.
And in 1925, the Great Powers signed the Geneva Protocol on asphyxiating poisonous and other gases, which would have banned all chemical weapons in warfare, like without any sort of exceptions in it.
The only two major powers who did not ratify the proposal were the United States and Japan, which is interesting.
The US has a long history of advocating for rules and warfare, but then forbidding or refusing to sign on to them because it will limit what we can do.
Yeah, we should sign that.
Yeah, it's probably a good thing to sign.
Yeah, I should sign that.
I should say, though, that like the Geneva Convention was kind of bullshit in some ways just because like, there was an exemption in it that if you were attacked with chemical weapons by a state, you could use chemical weapons in defense of your country.
And there was another provision that allowed chemical weapons to be used on any states or groups that had not signed the Geneva Protocol, which meant that colonial powers could continue to deploy mustard gas against their tribal enemies.
So it was like, we can't use chemical weapons on other white people.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's basically the law that they agree on after World War One.
We're not barbarians.
But we're going to keep doing this to the people we call barbarians.
We do need to keep some order because.
Yeah.
The Geneva Protocols also made it legal to stockpile chemical weapons.
So it's like, you can't use them, but you can build up an arsenal of them and you can use it if you're attacked or if you need to suppress people who don't have a country.
So that's cool.
That's like they're just giving people poker chips and you can't spend them unless you really need it.
Unless you really want to.
Yeah.
That's kind of always how rules about warfare are.
I guess in part because it's usually not people who have faced those weapons who are signing onto the conventions about them.
It's a bunch of politicians being like, yeah, in generals, all sort of debate.
Okay, but what if we need to? Well, then we'll have this exception and so that we can still use them if we need to.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But it is that, I mean, that is their job is to think like that too.
So it's like that weird.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And yeah, they're all a bunch of fucking lawyers.
Now, the first nation to break with the protocols was Fascist Italy and their colonial war with Ethiopia, which was a state at that point in time.
Mussolini's troops dropped mustard gas bombs and mass on Ethiopian villagers in 1935 and 36, killing and wounding more than 15,000 people.
Mussolini's actions were a clear violation of the protocol, but the League of Nations refused to do anything.
This would prove to be the last time an international organization failed to take action against a Fascist gas and civilians.
So that's good.
Nice.
Never happened again.
Never, not, not, not once.
I can't recall any of the time.
No, that's what's great about international governance is that it's a thing that really happens.
Oh, yeah.
It's just, it's not, it's not theater.
Yeah.
It's not at all, not at all theater.
Totally a real thing.
So World War II wasn't a great time for anybody, but one of its few bright spots is that in the European theater, at least chemical weapons were not deployed.
This did not stop both the Axis and the Allies from manufacturing huge quantities of them, and the failure of either side to use chemical weapons was not due to high-minded ideals on anyone's part,
but more due to a balance of terror that kept bare minimums of human decency in place in this one specific field of war.
I'd like to quote from a Carnegie Council paper on the rise and fall of chemical weapons about this.
While the Allies refined older model gases like false gene and mustard, the Germans invented a new, far deadlier category of chemical weapons, nerve agents.
In one of the greatest intelligence coups of the war, the Nazis successfully kept this development secret from the Allies until their surrender.
If they had chosen to use these weapons on Allied troops, they might have altered the course of history.
Once again, Germany had its superior chemical industry to thank.
A chemist from IG Farben, then one of the world's largest corporations, stumbled on compounds of extraordinary potency while trying to develop potential insecticides for commercial use.
What became sarin, taboon, and somen, all nerve gases, which caused the cascading failure of body functions, including the body forgetting to breathe and then rapid death,
were developed by German scientists working with their Wehrmacht counterparts.
IG Farben, by the way, is bare today.
So that's cool.
That's cool.
Yeah, your aspirin's made by the people who invented sarin.
I mean, they know what they're doing.
They do.
You know, I would argue that sarin works better at its intended application than aspirin.
Yes.
Yeah.
I could attest to that from what I've seen and experienced.
But...
Aspirin doesn't do shit.
What do you...
Like, when you're working, like, as you develop that, you just go home and your wife's like,
well, how was today?
You're like, it was intense.
Yeah.
I imagine a lot of scientists, like, sitting out with a beer, watching the sunset, like,
staring at their kids playing in the yard and just, like, shaking their heads.
It's like, ah, I should...
I don't think we should have done that.
I do not...
This might go bad places.
It feels like you're just gonna bite us in the ass.
It does.
I feel like there's all the best scientists wind up feeling like that at some point.
Like, we had a whole generation of them on the Manhattan Project who must have just gone home.
You get this reading them where they're just sitting around being like, oh, boy, maybe
I shouldn't have done that.
Probably shouldn't be doing this job.
Yeah.
They just know just enough of the, like, I don't think we should do this.
You got...
Okay.
All right.
I'm just not...
Okay.
Yeah, it's like...
Everybody spreads that Oppenheimer, like, that anecdote about him reciting that line from
the Bhagavad Gita, I'm Become Death the Destroyer of Worlds, and I feel like when you're talking
about when you need to change your career, if you feel the need to quote that unironically
about what you're doing, maybe you need a new job.
Yeah, you're like, this is...
Yeah, maybe you're not in the right field.
I feel like I'm in over my head.
I'm in over my head now.
I'm gonna...
I just like science.
That's all I want.
I just like science.
I bet his resume was fun, just like 1943 to 1945, I became Death the Destroyer of Worlds,
1941 to 42, like...
You may have heard about me.
You may have heard about me.
You know the guy who will ultimately be responsible for the end of human civilization?
That was my day job.
I figured it out.
Yeah.
It was a math problem, and I got it first.
I got it right.
Ah, damn it.
That is...
I mean, most scientists I know, their whole thing is like, we don't know, so we're just
constantly trying to figure out everything.
It's like, oh, we don't really know.
And that's what happens is like, you guys keep asking questions, man.
It's like doing too many drugs sometimes.
Like, don't go down that hallway, man.
Yeah, you're gonna go too far, and you're not gonna be able to come back.
But at least when people do that on acid, it just leads to them following fish around
for seven years.
Yeah, and the military doesn't weaponize it.
Yeah, not yet.
They've tried, that's for sure.
They have tried.
It's just hard to.
So, after World War II, the US and the Soviet Union embarked on a dark and secret arms race
to build more varied stockpiles of chemical weapons.
In 1957, the US stockpile of sarin was so vast that we started developing a new series of nerve gases,
the V for venomous agents.
VX nerve gas is probably the most famous of these.
It's three times as toxic as sarin when inhaled, and a thousand times as toxic when absorbed through the skin.
Because we had too much of the other, we got to make it worse.
Yeah.
That was, I just make sure, and this isn't, I forget this isn't TV, I just threw my hands up
and I was like, Jesus.
Like, we have too much, let's just make some more.
Yeah.
Well, if you follow the line of thinking there, it's remarkable because like in 1945,
like we see that the Nazis have like operated the most brutal regime in history,
have gassed 11 million people to death and like the fastest massacre in the history of human murder.
And we were like, oh, and these same people developed the deadliest poison anyone's ever developed.
I guess let's take it and make more.
Yeah.
Oh, we are so shitty.
Like everyone is, but even specifically the US post-World War II.
Yeah.
Oh, we won.
We're going to take everything.
Yeah, that is.
We won the worst people ever designed the worst poison ever.
Let's make it, oh, we've made so much of it that there's no point in us having more.
Let's make a deadlier version of it.
Yeah.
Just in case somebody finds all ours.
Yeah.
We get some worse.
Now, Billy, you know what isn't a thousand times deadlier than Seren Gas?
No.
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I do.
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He's a shark.
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Okay.
So, Billy, we've been talking about poison gas a little bit this morning, and that's been fun.
And I should probably talk a little bit here about what these chemicals we're talking about do.
So, serine nerve gas basically turns off the off switch for your muscles and nerves, which leads to constant muscle contractions, seizures, uncontrollable conversion,
an exhaustion that can cause respiratory paralysis, which is when your lungs forget to work, and of course, death.
But it doesn't turn off your nerves, so you get to feel...
No, it's... you're in horrible pain.
Oh, yeah, that's a fun one.
That's fun.
Yeah, it's good.
Motherfucker.
VX nerve gas works the same way, but at lower doses and it's much faster.
One liter of VX nerve gas contains enough individual doses to kill a million human beings.
Whoa.
That's...
Yeah, that's cool.
That's helpful.
Just...
Yeah.
You don't need a lot.
We made it good, so you don't need much.
You can give a million people with this much.
Thanks, guys.
And again, the dudes who did that went home and watched fireworks with their families.
Uh-huh.
It's amazing.
We're going to leave early.
We're going to leave early.
Yeah.
Well, guys, we made a leader of this shit.
Time to go home for the day.
This will kill a million people.
Yes, it will.
So, by the late 1950s, the Soviet Union had also learned how to produce VX nerve gas,
and they started making it too.
Now, the USSR was, in general, a major distributor of horrific poisons throughout the Cold War.
They sent a shitload of chemical weapons to Egypt,
a nation who today still refuses to sign the Chemical Weapons Convention.
In 1963, Egypt deployed phosphine and mustard gas against Yemeni forces.
In 1967, they again used nerve gas in Yemen.
Many of these weapons were likely supplied directly by the Soviet Union.
In the mid-1980s, Saddam Hussein's Iraq began producing its own VX nerve gas.
Here we come.
Yeah.
It was deployed extensively throughout the Iran-Iraq war.
Now, the U.S. did not approve of any of this directly,
nor did we directly hand the Iraqi regime VX nerve gas,
but we did use our intelligence apparatus to inform Iraq
of the position of Iranian military units knowing full well
that Iraq would deploy chemical weapons against them.
No way.
And then we later used this as a justification for invading them.
I'm going to quote from a great article in Foreign Policy.
Quote, U.S. officials have long denied acquiescing to Iraqi chemical attacks,
insisting that Hussein's government never announced he was going to use the weapons.
But retired Air Force Colonel Rick Francona,
who was a military attaché in Baghdad during the 1988 strikes,
paints a different picture.
The Iraqis never told us that they intended to use nerve gas.
They didn't have to.
We already knew.
So that's cool.
Yeah.
So everybody's fine in the Cold War with using chemical weapons.
Because it's cold.
Chemicals warm people up.
It's a cold war.
That is true, Billy.
We're not having a real war.
We're just having it like, hey.
Come on.
It's chilly.
Warm up with this VX.
It'll make your muscles contract.
That'll warm you up.
It makes you sweat.
You know what they say.
People having fatal seizures are never chilly.
They sweat a lot.
They sweat a lot.
So I brought all of this up as background
because the stuff we're about to talk about today,
Walter Bassin in South Africa is horrific.
But it's important to understand the context of the global chemical warfare industry
and its use in the 1970s and 80s.
When we start talking about chemical weapons and the nations that use them,
it's not a story that has any good guys.
But there's definitely bad guys.
And Walter Bassin is one of the worst.
Mr. Bassin was born on July 6th, 1950,
seven years before the birth of the V series of nerve gases.
And we don't know much about his early life.
He grew up around Cape Town and became a cardiologist,
and he seems to have excelled in his career.
He practiced medicine in the suburbs of that city
and the employee of the South African Defense Forces.
He eventually rose to the rank of Brigadier
and became a trusted part of the military medical establishment.
So have you ever heard of Rhodesia, Billy Wayne?
Maybe.
Is it a place or is it a herb?
It's a place.
It was a place.
Rhodesia was essentially a call.
It's like modern days in Bobway.
But back when white people were in charge of it,
it was called Rhodesia.
Now, in the 1960s and 70s,
the European powers started to increasingly pull out of their African colonies.
And this posed a problem for the parts of Africa
that had sizable white populations who had grown up
basically controlling large chunks of land
and ruling over large numbers of black people.
Rhodesia was named after the arch-colonialist Cecil Rhodes,
who will certainly have an episode of his own one of these days.
And so for years, there was this big conflict over Rhodesia.
And basically, a lot of our modern military tactics
that the U.S. military uses in Afghanistan and Iraq,
like counterinsurgency tactics,
were invented by the white Rhodesian military
to suppress the black population.
So we're just, you know,
taking from the good and keep doing the good.
Yeah, exactly.
Have you ever heard of Soldier of Fortune magazine?
I have. I used to read it when I was little.
I didn't know what it was.
Well, during the 70s, they would put in ads for the Rhodesian military,
because Rhodesia would solicit white people from America and Europe
to come and fight and become like colonial warriors,
suppressing like the black population.
It's super fucked up.
The story of Rhodesia is incredibly fucked up.
I know where we grew up, people were like,
y'all, you can go over.
You can go over there and get to shoot people.
You can kill them, and they pay you.
Not racist there.
It's fine.
I saw it in an ad.
It was in Soldier of Fortune magazine.
Well, in the back of a magazine, you can go over and kill people,
and it's okay.
All the best militaries advertise in the back of a magazine.
Jesus.
So the Rhodesian struggle for, I don't know, colonial domination
ended in the early 1970s in defeat
and with the establishment of the nation of Zimbabwe.
We ran out of racist Americans.
We did, we ran out of racists.
Hell yeah, I'll win, I guess.
You have your country back.
So that left just one power in Africa fighting for white supremacy.
Obviously, South Africa.
Now, the badly outnumbered white population of South Africa
managed to maintain power via a brutal police state
and oppressive laws that made Jim Crow look still pretty bad,
but less bad.
That's not the best way to frame it.
It was even worse than Jim Crow is what I'm saying
about the apartheid state in South Africa.
You don't want to have that argument either way.
We're like, hey, we're not bad.
You take the most racist people in America
and you make them more racist,
and that was the government of South Africa in the mid-1970s.
Or maybe not more racist, but with more power to be racist
is probably a better way to frame it,
because I suspect a lot of racists in America in this period
and South African government did,
but they just weren't allowed to.
They didn't have the internet to motivate them.
They're like, oh, they're getting it done down there.
We could be more racist?
I know we wasn't doing enough.
So in the mid-1970s,
South Africa got involved in a civil war in Angola
fighting on the side of anti-communist rebels.
And this was a very complicated conflict,
but the gist of the story is that South Africa believed
that this supremacy was best served
by supporting the United States and its allies in the Cold War,
so they backed the anti-communist side
in the civil war in Angola.
Yeah, you can make of that what you will.
So Cuba came out on the side
of the pro-communist Angolan government,
and in short order, South African soldiers
found themselves wildly outnumbered
and outmaneuvered by the Cuban army
and their forces in the Angolan army.
They were forced to withdraw from the country,
but before that happened,
they took control of Cuban military vehicles.
Inside them, they found a variety of gas antidotes
and gas masks.
This convinced the South African defense forces
that Cuban soldiers were preparing to use
chemical weapons against them.
Now, it's possible that this never happened.
Everything I'm telling you now is based on war crimes trials
conducted in the mid-1990s,
but the South African military establishment claims
that fears of Cuban chemical weapons
is what drove them to start developing
their own chemical weapons program.
Now, one thing I should note
in terms of like determining whether or not
this is true and whether or not they thought
there was a real military threat
that inspired them to make chemical weapons
is that right around the same time
their war with Angola went to shit,
the powers that be in South Africa
also felt control of the domestic situation
in their country slipping through their hands.
See, at this point in South Africa,
white South Africans basically held
all political power in the country
despite making up only a small percentage
under Prime Minister B.J. Worster
throughout the mid-1970s,
economic growth plummeted, urban crowd
and grew worse, and it became increasingly clear
to everyone that the black majority of the country
was increasingly less willing to take this kind of shit.
In 1976, after the last
South African troops left Angola,
students in the Soweto township of Johannesburg
protested against the mandatory teaching
of Afrikaans in school.
Now, Afrikaans is like a white,
kind of like, I think it's a descendant
of like, German and Dutch and stuff.
Like, it's the language that the white people
in South Africa speak.
And black people in South Africa were not happy
at being forced to learn
a foreign occupier language.
Why not?
As you might imagine.
It's truly mystifying, Billy.
Normally, people love being forced
to learn the language that the people
who regularly shoot them speak.
Why are you guys being rude about this?
Just learn our language.
Why don't you want to learn...
Is it the shooting you?
Is that why you don't want to learn our language?
It's because this is your country
and we came here.
You gotta let that go, dude.
You gotta let that...
So, the Soweto uprisings
were put down by white police
with live rounds.
They killed a number of school children
and it sparked an international incident.
So, obviously,
the late 1970s was not a great time
for racial awareness
in the West.
But things had progressed enough
that black school children being mowed down
by white cops did not play well.
And since South Africa's political position
was precarious at best,
they really needed the support of western nations.
The head of their defense force,
General Konstan Viljan,
later testified that the diplomatic backlash
convinced the government that such bloodshed
had to be prevented.
They had to develop alternative crowd control agents.
So, this is what starts them
on the road to developing chemical weapons.
They're like, boy, it looks bad when we just shoot people.
We need an alternative
crowd control.
We need an alternative to shooting people.
No, it can't be democracy.
Alternative crowd control.
We can't shoot them anymore.
So, gases seem like a good call
because you can't see those so well on a camera.
What if we just put invisible stuff
that gets in their bodies
and kills them that way?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, that's basically the thinking.
So, after Soweto,
the South African defense establishment
becomes convinced that a total strategy is necessary
in order to defend the country from the unrest
that was increasingly sweeping the nation.
I feel like it might be our fault
to start with, but we're gonna have to
do something awful about it.
Now there's all this unrest.
We gotta do something about it.
Let's try to do the worst thing imaginable about it.
Yeah, that's basically where this goes.
So, in 1981,
the South African government
orders Brigadier,
Walter Basson,
a young military cardiologist
to travel abroad and learn about the chemical
and biological weapons programs of the western world.
Why a cardiologist?
Yeah, I guess
because he was just the best
evil doctor they had.
Like, they looked at all the doctors
in the military and were like,
you're the evilest?
That's my guess.
This motherfucker is
hollow inside.
There is nothing behind
this man's eyes.
He's good at stuff, but I don't like it.
Yeah.
So,
his name is, I think, W-O-T-E-R.
So, I'm not
Wooter.
It seems more like Walter,
which is why I think I've called him that a couple of times.
We'll call him Wooter.
Wooter was 30 years old
at this point, and he took to his task
with all the enthusiasm you'd expect
of a young Wunderkind given the chance to embark
on an unprecedented project.
Project Coast, as it was named,
grew into one of the most ambitious and sinister weapons
projects in human history.
Its goals, if not its ends, may have even eclipsed
the Manhattan Project in a horrifying scale.
So, we don't fully know
where Basson traveled in order to learn
the tools of his new deadly trade.
The evidence we have shows he visited
a dizzying variety of different destinations.
A congress on chemical and biological weapons
in San Antonio in May of 1981.
A visit to Taiwan
to see their chemical weapons factories
that same year.
He made trips to Denmark, Switzerland, and he spent
more than four weeks in the Russian Academy of Sciences
in Moscow.
We know he spent time working with British intelligence,
and it's impossible for us to say exactly
how much help or what precise sort of help
these different nations provided,
but it's fair to say that
both sides of the chemical weapons
industry, Soviet and
Western, contributed
knowledge to Woder's, like, later
development. So that's cool, right?
Everybody came together.
Yeah, it's like how, I don't know
if you've ever been to a gun show,
like a fairground.
Oh, all the time. I know you have.
This is more for the people, but
what always makes me laugh
is like, it's people that hate each other.
It's like base.
A gun show is like base, where they
go get their weapons and then they go fight
each other outside.
Yeah, it's pretty fun, actually.
It is great, yeah.
It's the same thing going to gun rages and
seeing the different political patches
on people's bags and stuff and being like,
oh, you all,
a couple of bad years, and you'll be
using those on each other.
Yeah, but you can't do it here yet.
Not yet, not yet.
I'm not sure when you put those targets up.
So throughout the late 1980s
and early 1990s, Bassen
developed a shocking array of conventional
chemical and biological weapons for South
Africa. He designed rifle grenades,
mortar bombs, and artillery shells
with biological weapons capacity.
Now, this was all pretty conventional
within the dark standards of the arms industry
at the time, but Bassen quickly went
beyond preparing South Africa's conventional
forces for a shooting war that just involved
chemical weapons.
See, around the same time Project Coast started,
the South African Special Forces
launched Operation Barnacle.
This was an action spearheaded by
white former Rhodesian security operators
to assassinate enemies of the
apartheid government.
Wuder Bassen wound up at the heart of this enterprise, too.
His goal in it was to clamp down
on the Southwest African People's Organization
in Namibia, a group the South
African government considered terrorists,
but most people would probably call freedom fighters.
Here's how the Guardian described
what Wuder Bassen helped his government
do to the SWAPO
is the acronym, the Southwest
African People's Organization.
I think SWAPO is fun.
Quote,
particular favorites of his were muscle relaxants,
which, when given to victims in large doses,
caused their lungs to collapse and induced suffocation.
The charge sheet alleges that around
1980, Bassen provided the toxins
to kill 200 Namibian SWAPO guerrillas
fighting for independence from South Africa.
An aircraft was purchased for the purpose
of disposing bodies in the sea.
Aw.
Yeah, it's fun stuff.
Like, he's just like, oh, you think,
like, he watches people be like, okay, man,
that's terrible. He's like, just wait.
He gets, he's getting good.
They're like, no, no, no, we're good.
And he's like, no, no, I just crack my knuckles.
We're just now. Then we get an airplane
and we dump their bodies in the ocean.
Right?
You guys got to throw it up.
Okay.
Billy, you know who won't
poison freedom fighters to death
and dump their bodies in the ocean?
Doritos.
Probably, well, actually,
they're owned by, I think, Frito-Lay,
and I suspect Frito-Lay absolutely would do that.
Yeah. Or Conagra Foods.
Yeah, you're right. I'm with you on that.
Yeah. But you know who won't
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So, Billy,
when we left off, we talked
about how
Basson provided toxins that
shut down the lungs
of Swapo-Gorellis
and then they would throw them into the sea from helicopters.
And I'm going to continue quoting from
that Guardian article.
It's just sort of what things Wotubasson
got involved with as part of this
operation to clamp down on
an independence movement.
Basson supplied quantities of Tuberene and Scolene, muscle relaxants, which in overdose would cause suffocation.
So that's great.
God.
Yeah, so what you get from that,
this is obviously, there were trials about this later,
which we'll talk about, but
this is a guy who, number one,
he's charged with helping South African
Special Forces clamp down on this
black liberation movement, basically.
And it's not enough
for him to just help them kill people.
He's a scientist.
He's always experimenting. So he's testing
out new drugs on these people
to see what works well.
And there's like a kind of a perverse
like that, I guess I can understand
is sort of like a sociopathic, like
he's a scientist, he's going to experiment with
shit. The writing along
to watch the corpses get thrown into the sea,
that is like, okay, this is beyond
just like a soulless
monster. Like this guy gets some sort
of enjoyment.
There is a pleasure out of, yeah.
Well, to me, what made
it seem pleasurable is
the lungs collapsing.
Yeah. He's really focused on that.
That is a
thing where it's like, oh,
you're going to live and know
you're going to know you're dying.
It's like you're drowning
in the, like
you're just drowning
outside the water, which is
awful.
And it's like, there's also clearly
like you think about it from a tactical
standpoint, and the only reason to use
chemical weapons for this is
to freak people out
is like the fear, is to like scare them
away from rebelling, because like
you could, if you just are trying
to kill insurgents, you
can shoot them. Yeah. Like
you can execute people.
That works very well, and it's
less horrible.
So, like, there's
an element of sadism present
in like the whole South African
military establishment, where it's like
where these black people are
not happy being ruled by us,
and we have to make, we have to scare
the shit out of them while we kill them.
Yeah. It's
fun stuff. Fun story.
Thanks for sitting
here and talking with me about it today. It's just good to be here. It's always
nice
talking about it. Always a pleasure. But it is important
that we talk about stuff like this, because it's like
Jesus. Yeah.
Stop doing that to each other.
Yeah. And where
this story goes is pretty wild.
So, under
Bassen's direction, South
African operators use poison to kill
several hundred people all over the world.
Not all of his victims were insurgents
in Africa. Some of them were murdered in
the UK, and MI5 later
investigated at least six people who died of
suspicious strokes and heart attacks,
possibly as a result of project barnacle.
So they're not just murdering
like people who have taken up arms against them. They're killing
like activists around the world.
People who are like a danger to the apartheid regime.
So that's cool.
Well, they've learned from
other regimes
that turn
into empires.
Yeah. They all
do it. Yeah, we all do it.
Now, Bassen traveled
over the world throughout the late 1980s and early
90s, seemingly irrespective
of the sanctions leveled against his nation.
He attended conferences and spoke to
chemical weapons experts in the US, Israel
and all across Western Europe, often while
his agents were using his weapons to kill
people in those countries. So that's
really neat.
Nobody stopped this guy from traveling around to learn how to
make better chemical weapons, even though like multiple
nations that he traveled to had sanctions
against South Africa for its racism.
Well, they wanted to learn
from the best.
You think it might have been a two-way street. Yeah.
Yeah. I think it was like
oh, without a doubt, they're like,
alright.
We'll tell you some shit, but you've been
practicing a lot and we want to learn some things
from you. How'd you do that?
Yeah. You get that
feeling. Yeah. And again, like
there's no way for there to be any evidence of that for
me. Like, I can't say that happened, but like
fuck you, look into this guy's story.
And I am certain there were some sketchy
motherfuckers and like the CIA
and the Mossad and MI5
probably even who are like, yeah, we'll let
him into the country. We're going to hear what he's got to say.
Yeah.
Is he like vegan? What's he like?
Yeah.
What does he want for lunch? Yeah.
Yeah. No, I assume that's how
all that works. Where at some point
everything gets so confusing,
you're just like, yeah, I mean, we're just learning
how to do stuff.
Yeah. I don't know who's friend and who's not.
Yeah. There's a great
musician named Tom Lehrer who was like the
weird Al Yankovic of like the 50s and
60s. I think he's a math professor at
Harvard now, but
he was like an early musical funnyman
and he wrote a song about
Werner von Braun who designed V2 rockets
for the Nazis and then was instrumental
in the US space program.
And there's a line in it that I think
really sums up all of these
people very well.
When the rockets go up, who knows where
they come down. That's not my department
says Werner von Braun.
It's just like, I think a lot of
these people are like that is like, yeah, he's killing
people in our country too, but like
that's not my problem.
My problem is developing better chemical weapons.
Yeah. And he's good at it.
So he's really good at this shit.
Yeah.
So under Bassen's direction, the apartheid
government of South Africa developed a dizzying
array of biological weapons.
Ebola, E. coli, necrotizing
fasciitis, anthrax
and botulinum. That last
one deserves a bit of special discussion.
See, botulinum, which is like
if you have like a can
that starts puffing up, like
you got to get rid of that thing very carefully
because it has botulin in it.
And botulinum is like one of the deadliest
things by weight in this planet.
It's what we use in Botox treatments
in very diluted
measures.
But in slightly less diluted form, it can
kill people by the thousands.
Bassen's team is alleged to have synthesized
roughly five grams of botulinum
which is enough to murder five million
people. Cool.
So that's cool. You can see like the scale
of deadliness, though. You develop this
like VX nerve gas which
a leader can kill a million people
and Bassen develops
this botulinum toxin that like
five grams can kill five million
people. Yeah.
Cool how science works like that.
Well, and it's competitive.
Yeah.
Yeah, everyone's trying to beat each other. It's like oh, they got
a million people with a leader. We can
kill more people with less than that.
And meaner.
And it's the same thing like with your phones
where it's like we were all marveled at how
quickly phones got smaller and faster
but like the same thing happens with murder
poison.
Yeah.
So
Bassen helped to direct the assassin. But not cancer cures.
Isn't that crazy? Yeah.
It is wild that we're way slower
on that shit.
So
Bassen helped to direct assassination
attempts against a number of African
national congress activists in London
which is like a group
advocating for like more racial justice and reform
of the apartheid system in South Africa.
He was behind the assault
of at least two members of the ANC in London.
He developed a special poison that was
launched via a syringe described as a
screwdriver. The only reason that the plot
to kill these guys failed is that the scientist
who tried to do the deed fucked up and almost
stabbed himself instead. Then he
panicked and threw the screwdriver into the Tims.
So
that one didn't work. Yeah.
Bassen was involved in at least one attempt on the
life of Nelson Mandela while he was a prisoner.
Wutu developed a way
to slip thallium, a toxic heavy metal
that basically melts your brain in the
Mandela's medication.
These attempts failed but for his gallantry
Wutu Bassen was awarded the order
of the Southern Cross which even sounds
like a racist man. That was gonna say
that sounds like the most
racist award of all time.
It's the Southern Cross.
You're like, uh, go.
I don't like it.
Yeah, it's like, we gotta come up with
an award for racists.
But we wanna make it sound even more racist than the
Iron Cross. Anybody got suggestions?
I got one.
What if we just call it Southern?
What if we call it the Southern
Iron Cross
of Alabama?
Now,
Nelson Mandela was released in 1990.
In 1992,
the ANC was unbanned in the face of massive
unrest. Suddenly the cause of black
people having basic rights was legally
legitimate in South Africa.
Got hip all the sudden.
Yeah, yeah. So basically the ANC
had been like a terrorist group
prior to this and like ANC members
had definitely done some terrorism in
South Africa although it's terrorism
in a pretty fundamentally
electrifiable cause, I would argue.
But yeah, and after 1992
the ANC is like a legal political party
and the cause of black people having
basic rights was like legally legitimate
to fight for in South Africa.
Now, as you might imagine, Wuder Basin
was not happy with this.
And he responded by spearheading a plan
to distribute poisoned beer to black people
at bus stops. So that's good.
Stop, stop them from
voting if you poison their beer.
What the fuck?
This is shit.
Yeah, now
as I relate these stories, I don't want to
discount the role of the South African
government or military establishment in any
of this just because we're focusing on Wuder.
His work enjoyed a broad base of support
among the powers that be in his
unspeakably shitty government. His work
was directed and approved at high levels
and supported by a variety of less
technically sophisticated methods of repression.
Some as simple as just guys with truncheons
beating protesters. But Wuder Basin
was a unique man within the South African
military and medical establishments.
He did eventually go to trial
for his many, many crimes. And because of
that trial we have some knowledge of the extent
of those crimes. Johann Theron,
one of the operators who worked for Basin
admitted personally to the murder of several
hundred Swapo prisoners, along with South
African defense soldiers, identified
as security risks. So they even killed
soldiers in their own military.
Multiple different government agencies managed
Basin's chemical weapons project over the
decade or so that he was active. In the late
1980s, as resistance to the apartheid
regime picked up, Basin's work increasingly
focused on poisoning members of the African
National Congress, the South African
Communist Party, and the South African Council
for Churches. Anyone who voiced
displeasure with apartheid was subject to
poisoning. The testing process
for these poisons was as horrific as you'd
imagine. The Rude Platt Research Laboratory
where most of this work was done, conducted
numerous experiments on dogs and horses.
In one study they poisoned baboons to death
over the course of several days. So that's
cool. Yeah.
But of course, the killing of individuals
could only go so far, and Wuder Basin
knew that. By the late 1980s
the situation was dire enough
for the government that they knew some sort
of mass solution to the problem of black people
wanting rights was necessary. Now
it was accepted that there were too many black
people in South Africa to kill. This was not
a moral question. Many people in the government
likely would have supported mass murder, but
they simply did not have the technical
capacity to do so.
Logistically it'll be a nightmare
you guys. We just can't.
We just, we don't have enough bullets.
We just can't make it work.
So let's let them live.
Good lord.
That's a conversation they had
in a room like we're sitting at.
We have to let most of them
live. But, Billy,
they didn't have to let most of them
continue to have babies.
And this is where Wuder Basin
came in. Oh, cool, cool.
Yeah. So under Basin
the South African military establishment
embarked on a different scheme.
An anti-fertility vaccine.
Oh, god.
Yeah.
Yay. I mean, can't you just
see some of the dingbats in the United States
being like, oh, you want abortions?
Is that what you want? We'll give you
an abortion. We'll give you one for life.
And you're like, that's just what?
No.
Yeah. Yeah.
So fully 18% of the projects
Basin masterminded during his
time in the military were focused on
what were referred to as fertility and
fertility control studies.
Scientists under Basin later testified
that they understood they were developing a vaccine
which would be administered to black women without
their knowledge or consent in order to render them
infertile. Damn it. Yes.
Now, the initial
goal of Basin and his fellow scientists
was to develop a vaccine that would only work
on black women. This obviously proved to be
impossible because black women are genetically
the same as any other kind of women
and it just doesn't, things don't work
that way. It's impossible to target people
by skin color in that way. So
it's interesting to me, Billy, that like
these incredibly racist scientists start out
by wanting to make a vaccine that will render
black women infertile and they realize that
because black women are the same as
every other kind of woman, they
can't do it. And this doesn't lead them
to like realize like, oh, maybe this
racism is based on nothing.
Oh, science says we're stupid.
Science says what
we're doing is idiotic, but
no, they never at any point. That can't be.
That science is wrong about that.
We're smart. Yeah.
So they were rational enough to accept that their plan
of a vaccine to render black women infertile
would not do anything, but they refused
to give up on their plan of stopping black people
from having sex, well, at least from having
babies. And so things evolved.
So
one of like the scientists who worked under
Bass and later testified, as I've alluded to
a few times, and one of them, a dude named
Van Rinsburg, claimed the effort started
back in 1985.
And he said he was told that the project
initially existed at the request of Jonas
Savimbi, the Angolan anti-communist
rebel leader and Paul Manafort client
who was allied with South Africa. There we go.
The story goes that Savimbi
was concerned that his female fighters
would get pregnant and wanted an anti-fertility
vaccine. This is widely believed
to be complete horseshit designed to provide
plausible deniability to the scientists.
So basically, scientists were like, it seems
maybe like fucked up that we're trying
to render all black people infertile.
And if there's ever a war crimes trial, we're getting
trouble. And so their leadership
was like, no, it's not to
it's for this guy's female soldiers.
He just doesn't want them getting pregnant in battle.
He needs them to, because when they get pregnant
they can't do murder as good.
Exactly. That's a better excuse.
Yeah. And it's like
most of the scientists that we're like
talked to were like, yeah, we knew that was horseshit.
Like it was, you give people a little bit
of plausible deniability and
that's all it was. So
the non-proliferation organization has a good
write-up of the ensuing court case that includes
an interview with one of Basson's men
and I'm going to quote from it now.
Of course, the scientists did not believe the cover story.
Van Rinsberg testified that he could not think
that an intelligent man could think we would spend
a couple million on a project like this to control
pregnancy in a few of Savimbi's female soldiers.
Nonetheless, the project got underway
and became central to work at the research laboratories.
After the fall of the apartheid government,
a truth and reconciliation commission
was convened to investigate the unspeakable crimes
the white government had committed against
its black citizens. And this is where,
like all of our interviews from this come from.
One of Basson's employees, a guy named Goosen,
gave fascinating detail into the plan.
The interviewer was a fellow named Jerome Chaskleton.
So Chaskleton said
it was decided that a front company
would be formed and he was asked,
can you tell us what brief that you were given
for what this front company was?
And Goosen said, our final brief
or the other brief was a very important one,
was to develop a project to curtail the birth rate
of the black population in the country.
So Goosen was asked to give more detail on this
and he said, the person who instructed us
or asked us to do this was Dr. Basson.
There was a lot of talk on the ethics of this
and Basson spent some time quoting to us
the census figures of 1982 or 81
or whenever the census was. I can't remember
exactly that the census office stopped counting
the black people when they reached 45 million
and the government decided that it was not feasible
to make it known to the public that there were
45 million blacks. It was just too many
and this was mainly one of our big threats
and I think the figure of 28 million was made known.
Now, if those were true facts, I wouldn't know.
Up till today, I don't know, but that was presented
to us by Dr. Basson.
So basically, Basson's
scientists are like,
we feel a little bit questionable about this
and one of the things they're told is that
you're working to sterilize these gorillas
and they're also told that like
there's twice as many black people in the country
as the government's willing to admit on the official
census forms. So like if we don't solve
this problem of black people breeding soon
we're going to be outnumbered and overwhelmed
or like completely overwhelmed.
So like this is
like the scientists being told this are both
simultaneously being told you're not trying
to sterilize all the black people
and also given evidence that like
we have to sterilize all the black people
right away or we're fucked. So it's
yeah, wild. I like
the arbitrary numbers to like 45
stop counting. That's too high.
Stop it. Stop. Yeah.
Don't count anymore. We can't tell anybody.
Tell him it's 28.
28 is fine. Yeah.
And Goosen later testified
based on conversations he had with different
South African generals that he thought
the anti-fertility project was considered
by the government to be the most important project
for the country. So
like
as a general rule
like the anti-fertility
project when you like read stories about Bassen
and his work is portrayed as like one
horrible project among others
and generally like less awful than the nerve
gases and assassination drugs he made
and I don't think that's fair
because the reality once you like
dig into the documents is that
Bassen and his colleagues
like what they were trying to do with these drugs
was attempted genocide.
Like their goal here was
to wipe out the black population of South Africa.
They just wanted to do it more peacefully than
with gunfire.
It's like it's pretty
staggering. And do it silently.
Yeah. Silently and like in a way
that people don't realize it's happening because
you're secretly dosing people with this anti-fertility
drug. Like that's
the plan that's being made here.
Goosen later testified
by the government.
By the government. Yeah. To sterilize
45 million people
or so. Yeah.
One thing I can
remember which we spoke about was the
effectivity then of the product which needed to be developed
whether it is 100% permanent sterilization
or whether it's temporary or whether it's
80% effective. You know how these things
work. In fact we discussed involving
with statitions from the university
and we discussed getting them secret
clearance that they can work on the project for us to work out models.
What will be the influence on population
rate if the project was 50%
effective for one year 60 70 whatever.
So we realized that you cannot really
you might not achieve 100% effective
sterilization and it was not thought to be
necessary. So
they're saying like maybe we only
stop 70% of them from breeding is what he's
saying. Like
they it's
but like those are the numbers they're looking at.
Like this is a real effort to stop
two thirds or more as many people as
possible from breeding as many black people as possible
from breeding. And I think
that that rises to the level of an attempted
genocide. Yeah. Like 70
80% sterilization like
you know the the holocaust wiped out like
roughly half of the world's Jewish population.
So you're talking about the goal
was something that would have led
to an even sharper decline in the population
of South African black people.
Like that was the end goal of this. It was a much
slower project but like that's what they're shooting
for 70 80%.
It's pretty wild. Yeah
it's like they're they're
they had a discussion with that. Well I mean
the Nazis were just like
too loud and efficient
about it. Yeah exactly.
So you can't kill them as fast as they did.
That'll get you in trouble. Yeah
people get like real malvy when you do it
like that. So you got to just do it. We'll get
invaded. But if we
can stop 80% of them from having babies
well then
yeah, it's pretty wild.
Yeah. So
thankfully the anti fertility vaccine was never
distributed in mass and we
have very little data on how it was tested
but we do know that the program was wound down
in the early 1990s when President
F. W. DeClerk was elected and the death
null of apartheid was obvious enough for
even people like Basson to hear.
The new president ordered project coast to be
gradually killed off but he was not willing
to give up on the dream of pacifying South
Africa's black masses for domination by
the white minority. Instead of sterilization
or mass poisoning though
President DeClerk started funding a kinder
and gentler method of social control.
He wanted Basson to test the use of
quailudes and MDMA to pacify
the restless population.
So that's nice.
Okay. It is better.
I mean
Yeah.
Yeah, everyone's going to get along
be a little looser.
If it was for everyone in the country
I would say that's a great plan.
The racism is
what ruins it. Oh, I see.
Okay, I missed that part.
No, they were just giving them to black people
to stop them from
wanting their rights. No, no, you thought they
were just giving ludes to everybody.
Yeah, unfortunately, no.
Yeah, if it was just like the army
helicoptering quailudes and MDMA
to everybody, like I'm fine with that
project. That's a good use of the military.
But no, this was racist.
Very racist.
There's always a catch.
Yeah.
So a scientist named Hennie Jordan
at a company that act as a front for project
coast is generally credited as the
person who came up with the formula for what
may have been the very best MDMA
ever synthesized. Most sources
suggest that it was over 95%
purity, which is pretty exceptional.
Now, I can't say for certain whether or not
I or you ever took this particular
strain of ecstasy.
But like, it's one of those things
I started going through like my memories
of the best ecstasy experiences I had
in the early 2000s
and like wondering like, yeah, that was a really
good batch. Was that
the genocide ecstasy?
Because this stuff was
initially cooked up as a crowd control drug.
They wanted to dose.
This got really sad, really fast.
Yeah, it's real bad.
This was
initially cooked up. They wanted to basically
dose millions of black people with MDMA
to like stop them from revolting
and stuff. But how were
what was their delivery device?
Well, I don't think they ever got that far
because like they start, they cook up a huge
amount of MDMA, but I don't think
they ever really figure out like how to
distribute it to people.
And then the government shuts down the project
before they can dose anyone with it.
So there's this big old tank of MDMA.
Yeah, yeah. So they
have millions of doses of MDMA
and no longer
a government who's willing to like
let them use it for anything.
And they kind of
asin and his colleagues all kind of decide
that they should use it to fund their
retirements.
It's not the worst thing they've ever
done.
Yeah, it's definitely not like
I prefer them selling ecstasy
to people to have for fun
than murdering people. Yeah.
And genocide.
Doing a quiet genocide is
not as... Yeah.
Yeah. So
the data we have
suggests that like at some point
the priority, like
before the program got shut down entirely,
but when they knew that Project Coast was going
to get shut down completely,
Bassin and his colleagues stopped producing drugs
for like crowd control purposes
and started producing drugs to sell
on the black market.
And what we know is that
the bulk of the millions of doses of MDMA
that Bassin's labs cooked up wound up sold
in Europe, India and the United States.
Wow.
So they just are like, we only got a year
or two left before the government shuts this lab down completely.
Let's manufacture and sell
as much ecstasy as we possibly can
so that we can retire.
Which is cool.
What were they supposed to be doing in that lab?
I don't...
I think it was, you know, it's a government project.
So I think that like it became clear that
they weren't going to do anything with the research
before the project actually got shut down.
So no one was watching.
They were just like, we're just here for like seven more months.
Yeah.
How much E can we make?
Yeah.
Usually when government workers are like,
all right, vacation starts now,
we can finally get to work
and make some money here.
We can get paid now.
We didn't succeed in genocide,
but we can sell a lot of ecstasy.
But we can get people pretty fucked up.
Yeah.
So yeah,
obviously like
this is not the kind of thing you would ever
have expected to have much detail about
and I do wish we had more,
but like we have a lot of information about
like all the different things this project was trying to do,
which is weird, right?
It's a special, like a secret special forces plan
for genocide.
You wouldn't expect the South African government
to have kept any files on this shit.
And in fact, they didn't.
So are you wondering how all this information
got out?
Yeah.
It's because Dr. Basin was a dumb shit.
Yeah.
So the government,
when the apartheid regime fell,
the government ordered all of the drugs cooked up
as a result of these schemes
and all the evidence of what they'd done
in Project Coast destroyed,
but Dr. Basin didn't do this.
So obviously they continued like manufacturing narcotics
for profit,
but he also kept all of his files
on this project, probably as like an insurance scheme,
because he was afraid
that the government was going to betray him
and he wanted to have evidence that other people
had been involved.
I don't trust you guys because of that time
you made me try to kill all the black people.
You guys are genociders.
I don't like that.
I feel like he killed me pretty easy.
So Basin keeps
all of the private files
for this genocide scheme in his house.
And
while he's keeping this shit in his house,
he's personally
like hand-to-hand
selling millions of doses of
ecstasy to drug dealers.
Jesus, he's doing all that.
He's doing a lot of the sales.
He's a hands-on fella.
So one of the guys buying drugs
from Basin in this period is Grant Wintzel,
who's a commodities broker
from Johannesburg who also sold ecstasy
on the side and he's one of the guys
that Basin is selling to.
And in 1997, Wintzel
is busted by the cops
and he agrees to roll over
on his source and they set him up with a wire
and run him through a couple of deals
to test his connections.
And then they realize,
as they're studying this guy, they realize
that one of his connections is a kind of
inexplicably wealthy cardiologist
who lives in the city
and who seems to be the source of his drugs.
And, of course, it turns out
that this cardiologist is Wouter Basin.
Is he still
practicing cardiology, too?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You gotta have a cover, man.
I guess so.
Fascinating. Maybe he likes it.
Yeah, that is what he got into, originally.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Go back to Basics.
It's one of those things.
Your career falls apart.
For most of us, it's because
you're changed or something like that
rather than a genocide plan
failing, but you go back to Basics,
you know, and you also
start selling E.
I feel like that's identifiable.
Yeah, that's
pretty smart, actually.
Yeah, yeah. Vice has a fun article
on the bust that caught Basin
and I'm going to quote from that now.
A white Nissan Sentra pulls up to Wintzel's car.
Its occupant gets out and pops the trunk,
pulling out a trash bag.
Three other officers, these are South African police officers,
recognize him immediately.
Dr. Wouter Basin, the man the media would later dub
Dr. Death for his alleged crimes
in apartheid era South Africa.
Basin gives the bag to Wintzel,
who hands him an envelope containing
60,000, about 55,000 US dollars.
Basin's cut of the deal
had gone down five days earlier
when Wintzel had been arrested.
So, at this point, Ellers makes his move,
Basin tries to flee by ducking cops
through the pond, a tactic that ends up slowing
him down enough for the cops to catch up
and make an arrest. The trash bag contained
red and black capsules filled with MDMA.
MDMA that research chemist Tim McKibben
would testify at Basin's trial
was created by a unique synthesis
and was more than 95% pure.
So, he's not a good drug dealer.
He just has a sack of this shit in his trunk
that he delivers by hand
to a source. Yeah.
In a sack.
In a sack. In a trash bag.
Yeah. Cause he's like, here's that shit
y'all going crazy about.
Yeah.
It's like Walter Widdish.
Yeah, it is, but like, dumber.
Like, White at least gets his,
like, tries to remove himself
from the hand-to-hand dealing pretty quick.
Yeah, he at least read, yeah, he read some books
about the business of drugs.
Yeah.
Homeboy was just like, no, here it is.
Look, give me that money. Yeah, why would I care?
Yeah.
So, he gets arrested.
He gets arrested in this bus.
And of course, the cops search his home,
which is what the cops are going to do
when they catch you trying to sell
a full trash bag of ecstasy.
And the police find more drugs in his house.
But they also find his insurance policy
against the old government.
The boxes of folders containing the details
of his plan to commit genocide
and all of his murders.
I knew that would come in handy.
Didn't think it was for this.
So, Billy,
I guess we both had friends arrested
for, like, simple marijuana possession.
Some of whom have done time.
You would probably expect
that when Wouter Basin gets caught
with a trash bag of ecstasy
and files in his house,
like, going into detail
about his complicity in hundreds of poison murders
and an attempt at genocide,
you would guess that would come
with sizable jail time, right?
Ah, no.
Yeah, yeah, you've done enough
of these shows.
So,
in 1998-99,
the South African Truth and Reconciliation Committee
held a public hearing
into the chemical and biological warfare program
that Basin had spearheaded.
This was the first trial of its kind in history,
and it brought out all the information
we've discussed in this episode.
It was heavily based on the files they'd taken
from Basin's house.
But it failed to actually punish him for any of his crimes.
His official trial started in October of 1999,
where he was charged with
67 counts ranging from drug possession
and embezzlement to murdering 229 people.
Basin called
as the only witness in his defense
himself.
He claimed he had learned the secrets of chemical warfare
from Saddam Hussein's government in Iraq,
which was, at that point,
backed up by the US defense establishment,
back in like the 80s when he was working there.
He admitted basically everything we'd talked about today,
saved the attempt to genocide
and was found not guilty on the ground
that nothing he'd done had been illegal
at the time.
So that's cool.
I mean,
he's not, yeah.
He's not wrong, but also like,
fuck that?
Yeah.
So, now a free man,
Basin became a popular speaker
on the international circuit.
He was paid to deliver such headline events as
Dr. Wouter Basin,
a motivational talk from groups like
the Kelvin Grove Club,
an organization in South Africa that bans
Jewish membership.
He's a hero to some people.
Oh, I bet he is, yes.
There have been numerous hearings
in the years since as the
some members of the government in South Africa
have attempted to punish Wouter Basin
for his numerous crimes.
And he was eventually found guilty
of professional misconduct.
But none of these trials have resulted
in long-term charges.
In March of 2019,
a high court in South Africa
found that even those charges
were had been made by a biased court
and the results were set aside.
Dr. Wouter Basin remains a free
and unpunished man to this day.
Okay.
That's cool.
Yeah, it's super cool that he's just out there
because you know he's just chilling.
You know he's not doing anything bad.
Nope.
Here's my question
as someone that's read
history and keeps up with how laws
and politics and all that works.
What
files are they not talking about
that he probably had
that keeps getting him out
of stuff?
Like they were willing to admit
the attempted genocide on South
Africa's black population.
What did they keep under wraps?
Yes.
You were saying that
there's stuff in there that they're not
because
we did try to kill all the black people.
Yes.
We tried to stop them all from breeding
because we couldn't kill them all.
This guy was trying
to help us do that, but
just
nothing else.
Nothing else.
There's nothing that's unspeakably
and almost unimaginably evil
waiting buried in a bunker
somewhere in South Africa that Wotur Bassen
invented. Trust us.
Ask him anything else.
It is.
You kind of do think like I'm not obviously
familiar with the intricacies of South African law.
So maybe it is just an understandable
technicality and a necessary part
of the reconciliation effort that
he wasn't margable.
That's not what my heart says.
This guy has
other insurance policies waiting
and if he does time,
something unspeakable will be revealed.
He's smarter than us.
He's very smart.
Not a dumb man.
Damn it.
If you did great ecstasy,
unbelievably good ecstasy
in the late 90s, early 2000s,
maybe.
He made enough that it circulated
for a while after he got busted.
I mean, he is
like a metaphor for every drug dealer.
Do you know what I mean?
They're like, yeah,
I mean, we know.
We know what he does, but
have you
tried his shit?
It's crazy.
I know. I know.
And don't bring your sister around it, but
because he does that thing.
But he's the only guy
in three counties that can, yeah.
Yeah.
It is one of those things on a personal scale.
You'll accept the fact that
your drug dealer is creepy
and says some weird things
every now and then.
You wouldn't want to be alone with him
or let other friends be alone with him.
You travel in a group to pick up your shit from his place.
Do not meet him there.
Do not meet him.
No.
But on a larger scale,
you probably do accept genocide.
I mean, none of the people buying that ecstasy
knew it was genocide ecstasy.
No.
I think probably there's some
traffickers or distributors that had a clue.
Yeah.
Someone being like, where's this shit coming from?
I don't know. South Africa.
Oh, God.
That's probably not a good story.
Yeah.
It's kind of like every time I've done cocaine,
it's been like, I wonder if someone was
on heroin.
Yes.
And not even like maybe where you think.
It's like, I talk about that
with heroin, listen, it's awful,
but it's also responsible
for most of the most amazing music
we've ever had
and people are like, no, I'm not saying
that the singer of your favorite song
but someone that was
working on that album,
yes, was on heroin.
Someone.
It helps with music.
It's not good,
but it does help.
So if you're a musician, Billy's
official advice is to pick up some heroin.
Sophie, are we sponsored by heroin?
No, not just
a musician, an incredibly
talented musician
that has not broken through yet,
but don't get addicted.
No, and no.
Should we edit that last part?
I'll do it on live shows sometimes.
But it's a live show.
So they can't.
You know what, though,
we can say about heroin?
It was not manufactured by Wouter Bassen.
That we know about?
I don't know.
That we know about.
I mean, I guess it's easier.
I think Bassen,
you don't need a doctor
to make your heroin, right?
No, you just need that.
I think people cook it in their living rooms
pretty regularly.
From what I've seen on that
GEO channel, that's where it comes from.
Yeah.
So yeah, he's 69 years old.
He's probably...
It's Billy.
I just think that's...
I like to imagine
that's how he's just living.
Just a 69-year-old.
Just raven day and night.
I think he has like a pet gerbil
and also does that dance all day.
But definitely has a pet gerbil.
I think he goes to Abiza a couple of times a year.
With his pet gerbil.
I don't know why I pick it as a gerbil.
You feel good? That's because of me.
If you've danced with a racist
South African cardiologist
at Abiza,
it was Wouter Bassen.
I mean, I wonder if he ever did
ecstasy.
I don't like...
I think he was delivering it
and the bag is hilarious to me.
Robert, should I show
what he looks like?
Oh, yeah.
Because he looks like the lobotomy doctor, actually.
This is why I said I think
he has a pet gerbil
based on his face.
Oh.
Yeah, you kind of see it, right?
Yeah.
He's got a pet gerbil.
He looked way cooler in my head.
No, he's not that cool.
He doesn't look that cool.
You know what?
He looks like he makes
serum gas and shit.
Yeah. He does, right?
Yeah, he does.
He looks like he makes MDMA out of spite.
I don't like his face.
I'm just gonna put it out there.
If that makes sense.
He's not trying to get laid.
Maybe by his gerbil.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, I think...
Yeah, and he looks like someone that...
Young photo of him looking...
Yeah, he rides in the plane
to watch the bodies get dumped out.
Yeah, he's that guy.
Yeah, he does look... I don't...
I don't enjoy his face.
I like that my mind goes to like a softer person,
but that's not who he is.
I know.
Just trying to give him a bit of a doubt.
I do like that I would love
to see the footage of him getting busted though
with that sack of pills.
Yeah, that would be fun.
I want to see him like running from the cops
because you know it was hilarious
and he was really bad at it.
Yeah, there's not in him.
It's amazing for how smart this guy is
that he would be like,
well, but I'm gonna keep all of my genocide files
unprotected in my home
along with piles of illegal drugs.
This seems like a good idea.
Well, he does seem very unfamiliar
with drug culture.
And with crime.
Yeah, I think it's because he was doing
all these horrible things for years
and he was being supported by the government
so he never worried about it at all.
Yeah, it's all very structured
and there's like an email and memos involved.
It's not like, hey, meet me in a park
and we're gonna make a rocket.
Yeah, there's a real learning curve
to crime
and while he was good
at committing the kind of crimes that aren't crimes
because a government tells you to do them,
he was bad at committing crimes
that are crimes because the government
tells you not to do it.
Yeah, he is, yeah.
Yeah, amazing.
It is amazing.
So, you can go find him in South Africa,
say hi, see if he's gotten the E hanging around.
I bet he's friendly, you guys.
I bet he's very nice
if you have a certain complexion.
Yeah.
I'm gonna guess he's not nice to everybody.
Yeah, he's suspicious of the people.
No, he's not.
There was like a weird story
that like one of the people who was part of the prosecution
against him, he gave heart surgery to
like before the trial
and it was fine
but it's like, it's pretty weird.
That is so weird.
What people's...
Like what their boundaries are
are very strange.
Yeah, the compartmental is...
I guess it's kind of like
like Ben Carson obviously
hasn't committed crimes on this scale
but he's not someone I like
or think is a particularly good person
but if I needed brain surgery
I'm sure he's like everything I hear
is he's great at it, so what do you do?
Well, Billy, this has been a fun story
about a guy who tried to commit genocide
and who did make a lot of people drown
in their own lung fluid.
You know what?
And then sold ecstasy
and got off scot-free.
I would rather,
if we're doing silver linings,
someone try and fail at genocide
and end up making ecstasy
for everyone
than someone trying
to make fun drugs
and end up committing genocide on accident.
I guess you could say
that Wooter Basson is actually
the best case scenario for someone
who attempts to commit genocide.
Failing to commit...
That did not make Anderson happy.
No, Anderson did not.
No. It's a good dog.
It's a good dog.
But yeah, like...
Well, but I mean, like,
normally when people try to commit genocide
they kill a lot of people
and he failed to kill a lot of...
Well, he killed a lot of people.
But then he made ecstasy, so I guess it's better
than killing a lot of people
and I don't really know where I'm going with this.
It's been after life and it's like what your grandma thinks
at St. Peter's up there.
He's like, you made a lot of people
really fucked up and happy,
but you did some killing.
I mean, a lot of killing.
He did a lot.
I think attempted genocide
outweighs the ecstasy, but...
Yeah.
Maybe there's not anything to learn
from the story of Wooter Basson.
Other than that, apartheid
was garbage and the South African nation
under apartheid was one of the worst countries
that ever existed.
And I hope Wooter Basson gets hit by a car soon.
Yeah.
With a bag of pills in his hand.
With a bag of pills in his hand
trying to sell a trash bag of drugs.
And they just go everywhere and everyone gets them for free.
Yeah.
That's kind of the best-case scenario.
Well, Billy.
You got any pluggables to plug?
Not. I mean...
Yeah, I'll be on tour coming up soon.
We're booking all that right now.
But just at Billy Wayne Davis
is my Twitter.
And I'm on the new season of Squidbillies.
So check that out.
And at Billy Wayne Davis is my Instagram.
So...
Well, you can find me on Twitter, too.
And I'm not going to tell you where,
but you can. I'm there.
Seek me out.
And if you're meant to find me, you will.
You can also find this podcast on Twitter at Instagram
and at Bastard's Pod.
Bastard's.com
And you can...
Hopefully
not attempt to commit genocide?
That's all I ask of my audience.
Don't do it, you guys.
Don't even try. Not even once.
Don't. You can attempt to make ecstasy.
All right.
As much as you want, really. I'm fine with that.
This is a very pro amateur
chemistry podcast.
Unless it's genocide chemistry.
Yeah, don't. Don't be doing it. Try to help your parents' marriage.
And don't be racist
about who you give your ecstasy to.
Give it to everybody, otherwise it's a problem.
Yeah. That is fun.
I...
Yeah.
This one puzzled me.
There's some science puzzles here
in this one that I...
Yeah, it's a thinker.
It's a real thinker.
It's a motherfucker is what that is.
Oh, you figured out that we're all the same, so you can't...
Okay. I'm going to go.
Yep. All right, everybody.
Have fun with this one.
Enjoy your holidays.
If this comes out before the holidays.
Bye.
Bye.
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