Behind the Bastards - The QAnon Book: A Half-a*sed, Bagel-Tossing Review

Episode Date: May 10, 2019

Robert is joined by Katy Stoll and Cody Johnston to discuss the book, 'QAnon: An Invitation to The Great Awakening.' Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnyst...udio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:38 you get your podcasts. What's queuing my anons? I'm Robert Evans, host behind the bastards, and this is a special episode of Behind the Bastards with my good friends and comrades, Cody Johnston, Katie Stoll. I love that. Now about a month ago, y'all and I, we went through a little book called The Greatest Lie on Earth about the Flat Earth conspiracy theory. It turned out to just be straight Nazi propaganda. I can't believe that was already a month ago. Esoteric Hitlerism, Nazi propaganda. Yeah, not trying to pretend like it was anything other than that. Yeah, like just straight up to the chooser creating a demon god with their collective will. I respect. An Angregor. Oh, Angregor. I respect something that knows what it is. That knows what it is.
Starting point is 00:02:28 Yeah, it's the confidence that convinced me. That Flat Earth documentary after you mentioned it behind the curve. Very fun documentary. Wish they'd pushed on the anti-Semitism a little bit more. But one of the main people they interview in that, as he's talking about the books that brought him into this, holds up a copy of The Greatest Lie on Earth. Oh, beautiful. Very dog-eared. Cool. A much loved copy. A very cool. So the audience really liked that episode, and it was a lot of fun to record. So I decided we should do more episodes where we pick up a crazy fucking book for the first time and just leaf through it at random. Now, the book I've picked for this particular day is QAnon, an invitation to the Great Awakening. Beautiful.
Starting point is 00:03:11 By where we go won, we go all. That's the... That's the author. Oh, yes. I love when my books are written by hashtags. For a surprisingly long period of time, the number two book on Amazon.com. That's not surprising at all. Upsetting. That doesn't surprise me. Now, I'm not going to say how I acquired this without paying for it, but we did not pay for it, and it was legal. Great. As it should be. As it should be. Yes. So we have this book on Kindle, so we can't flip through it at random. But what I'm going to do is we're going to go through the start of it, and then I'm going to tell you guys how many pages are in it, and I'm going to go between you, and we're just going to pick pages at random. Sounds like a plan. That seems fair. Equitable.
Starting point is 00:03:57 How would you describe the cover of this book to the audience, Katie? Stunning. A little bit more detail than that. There's like a firework looking explosion forming the shape of Q around Anon, and then some really bold The Great Awakening. Yeah. An invitation to The Great Awakening. Good color, schematic. Solid color scheme. It's eye-catching. It's not terrible design. It's effective. No, it looks like Dan Brown wrote it. It looks like Dan Brown wrote it. He might have. I mean, by where we go on, we go all. He's one of them. He's one of the ones. That's sort of their catchphrase. I think it comes from a movie or something.
Starting point is 00:04:37 A Dan Brown movie. I forget where it comes from. I forget where it comes from. It's such a silly phrase. Very silly phrase. It's very silly. It's so close to trying to be not, but they give up. It's supposed to be rousing. Almost patriotic or something, but it's not. It's not quite. It doesn't quite get there. First internal page is just a copy of the cover. And then we get to the title page with the ISBN number on it, and then there's a little note. The chapters in this book were written by Anons, anonymous authors, and are published or republished with their permission. We gratefully acknowledge and thank the many Anons who have worked to share the truth with family, friends, coworkers, and followers. Many of the author contributors who
Starting point is 00:05:24 are featured in this book have websites, subreddits, YouTube channels, Twitter followings, etc. And we encourage you to subscribe and support their ongoing work. Wait, doesn't that make them not anonymous? Well, yes, actually. Oh, shit. Yeah, so they... We're anonymous, like and subscribe. The publisher is relentlessly creative books from fucking Dallas, Texas. God damn it. God damn it, Dallas. Sorry. Jesus. Okay, so they've got the page with the author contributors and contributing editors. And right above all the names is a color picture of the Liberty Bell. You know what's on the inside of that Liberty Bell? Q. Evidence. Like Q, he's real tiny. He's in charge of ringing it.
Starting point is 00:06:14 I have to read these names. Contributing editors, Captain Roy D. Dustin Nemos. I get that sounds like a real name. Author contributors, Cristal with an H slash Scorpio Patriot. What? That's one name. Q. Joe M. Liberty Lyonis. Linda Parris. Laurie Colley. Pamphlet. Radix. Red Pill 78. I was gonna say, how many have red pill in it? How many have deplorable in it? Q. Sarah Westall. Serial Brain 2. Spaceshot 76. And of course, Zacho DeFracco. This is absurd. None of them have deplorable in their name? No, that was surprising. But they got the red pill in there. I'm okay. All right. Q. Now, I do have my shoving bagels here, or my tossing bagels.
Starting point is 00:07:00 You're tossing bagels. Q. He's also got several cans of Diet Z via zero-calorie soda. Q. Ginger root beer. Something that washes down the taste of, I mean, this is probably gonna get pretty Nazi, right? Q. Absolutely. Yeah. Q. This is probably right. All right, I'm gonna read the introduction. Red Pill Josh is gonna be on the up and up. Q. I do wonder if we're gonna run into a fucking agregor. Q. He is waiting for us. Q. An introduction. This is the beginning. There is so much to tell you. So much has happened, and so much has been hidden. But we have to start somewhere. So this is it.
Starting point is 00:07:40 A book is typically a big project, but we are from the era of DMs and- Q. Wait, wait, are they describing books? Q. Yeah, they are. But we are from the era of DMs and PMs and online comments, so we are going to do this one together like we always do. There's this old saying from back in the last century, many hands make light work. We know all about that working together idea. We call it where we go one, we go all. So that's who we are as a team. We're WWG1, WGA. The reality is that we share the same future, encourages us to work together. Yes, we are real people with real jobs, real families, and real futures,
Starting point is 00:08:11 but many of us prefer to remain anonymous. Yeah, da-da-da-da-da-da. But aren't they really anti-communists and stuff? Yeah, I think we're going to run into a lot of that. The messages QAnon has offered have been cryptic, but at the same time insightful and full of foresight. We work together to understand the messages and share them with the larger world. Well, we know that our interest in QAnon has been vilified by the mainstream media. Following QAnon's post has given us insights and flashes of the future, taught us history, shown us fresh possibilities, and challenged us to think on our own and dig
Starting point is 00:08:41 up information. At last, it seems we've been befriended by someone who has our best interest at heart. As decades of deceit and lies are revealed, so is the plan for dealing with them. As thinking, caring people, we know that there is a great deal at stake. We trust the plan is well underway and that the plan is working. The intensity of the media's ridicule and social media censorship tells us that we are over the target. Oh, if people say I'm wrong, that means I'm right. If everybody, so I don't even want to bother. It's like tomato tomato. You say I'm wrong, I say I'm right. Yep, yep. Wow. Okay, so the plan, the first chapter is the plan to save the world by Joe M.
Starting point is 00:09:20 Okay. Okay. Joe Manchin. So does he talk about climate change? Is that it? No. Different plan. No. Have you ever wondered why we go to war or why you never seem to be able to get out of debt, why there's poverty, division, and crime? What if I told you there was a reason for it all? What if I told you it was done on purpose? What if I told you that those corrupting the world, poisoning our food, and igniting conflict were themselves about to be permanently eradicated from the earth? That sounds peaceful. Wow. Okay, so here's my conspiracy thing. So when are we talking about this kind of thing? And the flat earth, where it's like, okay, let's assume that
Starting point is 00:09:52 the flat earth, that's true. Why? Right. Why are, why is this, this conspiracy exists? Why are they lying to you? What is the purpose of this? And I have never heard a good answer for that. To be evil. To be evil. But like with the Q and a thing, or it's like, oh, why are they doing this? Why are they doing the war? And like, oh, it's because they're like in a weird like satanic sex cult where they eat kids. No, they make money in power. Like what? Yeah, the simplest answer. There is the debt problem. Yeah, they, there is somebody doing it to you. It's not what you are saying. It's much simpler. It's very profitable for you to be in debt, and money lets you buy yachts. Yeah, we should fix it. Conspiracy laid down. Like we got it. We did it. Like, oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:37 If you make weapons, you make money. You're laid down. It's because they want to fuck kids. What? No, I mean, yeah, some of them fuck kids, but like, like just like some border malicious fuck kids. Time to the, time to the rape tree. Yeah, time to the rape tree. We just finished recording. This will probably drop out of that episode. Yeah, hopefully you're familiar with what we're referencing. This is very specific. Some of you will, some of you won't. But no, Katie, everyone will, because where we go won. Where we go, we go, we all go. Where we understand the one, we understand the all. Which is really, it's just a more complicated and less elegant way of saying one pump. One cream. I couldn't agree with you completely anymore. That's what we can
Starting point is 00:11:17 use to fight the, the, the radicalization of QAnon is the truth of Nestle coffee mate. Hashtag one P one C. When we write a book. When we bring by one P one C. We have to write a book now. There's no choice. Oh, Jesus Christ. Get ready for truth. Yeah. So far, I'm getting, there's like lines like this, you know, they rose to the top of the media companies that control our news and entertainment. They ascended to the top of the banking system, also to the Oval Office, to Brussels, to the Vatican, to the crown. Still not seeing any Jews dropping in here, but disappointing. Yeah. It's one of those things. Okay. Yep. It's talking about how they invented a system of money called central banking. Oh boy. Okay. They, they, they. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:06 So this is what I was out with. I was out with like the, um, like a leftist gun club at a shooting range in LA recently. And had the, we started talking about, we were talking about our, the Flat Earth episode and how it went to like Nazis so quick. And it's like, I think where it comes from is people recognize part of the problem, which is like, yeah, there are some like very wealthy moneyed interests that have a vested interest in a lot of the stuff that's terrible at the world continuing to be terrible. Absolutely. Oh no, not that group. No, not that small group of people. Like it's, it's, it's not the Jews. It's a different small group. They're the CEOs of companies like Exxon. It's not a specific kind of person or like, they're, they're every color,
Starting point is 00:12:44 every religion. It's not race nationality. It's not sexuality. It's why it's not. It's why Donald Trump gets along with socialist Rodrigo Duterte and the fucking, uh, royal family of Saudi Arabia. It's because they're all rich assholes on the top of things who like to use violence to maintain their power. Problem solved. They're not all Jewish or whatever. They're just, they're just, there's this pretty small group of assholes who are responsible for not all, but a lot of problems. And it's because it makes them money generally. It's a while to me that that's ignored so easily by the, what do they call themselves? Thinkers and, and truth, truth seekers. Yeah. Uh, yeah. Thinkers and kind people or something like that. Yeah. Oh guys. Oh guys. We barely crack this.
Starting point is 00:13:28 I'm still, I'm still rolling through. Uh, okay. Reagan also had good intentions for the American people. Oh God. Okay. I gotta read. So they start talking about how they are making all the problems in the world. They're creating more. They're doing this. They're doing that. Uh, good people just want to get married, have kids, make a living and enjoy their liberty. Well, there were good guys, many. One became the president of the United States in January 1961. He knew about these criminals and wanted them gone. He knew their intentions for us all and he wanted to fight them. Sadly, he had no idea how powerful they had become. Reagan also had good intentions for the American people. He knew this criminal mafia controlled almost everything by this stage, including the
Starting point is 00:14:08 powerful rogue intelligence agencies. His economic policies were promising, but the criminals needed a weak America to hold on to their power. Reagan was shown with a bullet that a growing US economy and prosperous citizens were not what these people wanted. The criminals wanted. Okay. Yeah. That made me yawn. Yeah. It's bad. Okay. Don't they also think that, uh, JFK juniors alive? They do think JFK juniors alive that his, uh, the, the plane crash that killed him was fake and he's been like in the air in a plane, like, like being flown around. What's their take on Andy Kaufman? Oh boy. It's probably ridiculous too. I bet they think that Bill Hicks is Alex Jones too. Yeah. Right. Right. And that, if you look at younger photos of Alex Jones, it is, it is,
Starting point is 00:14:57 it is stunning. Unbelievable. And it's totally the kind of character that he'd probably do. Yeah. But there was a core of love to Bill Hicks's comedy. Well, that's the thing. There's a, there's a point where like once it got to X, he would stop it. Yeah. Because it's a dangerous, vicious thing that he's doing. Bill Hicks believed the JFK killing was a conspiracy. Bill Hicks would not have accused parents of lying about their dead children. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. There were lines. All right. So there are 206 or 5,948 locations in this book because I'm, I'm viewing it on Kendall. It's not like a page thing. That would be insane. I would not have been surprised if it was 5,000 pages long. Oh, we have two minutes. Well, I'm going to skip to one
Starting point is 00:15:44 more random thing and read a random paragraph before we go to ads. Katie, pick a location between 216 and 5,948. 542. Okay. Let's see if I can get us there. Oh, 524. Close as possible. We're as close as possible. Yes, Mr. President. Anans know exactly what you're getting at, sir. Okay. I got to read the thing before we go. Oh, no. Okay. So, sweet Jesus. Okay. On the topic of President Trump and his incredible rallies, there was one hosted on July 31st, 2018 in Tampa, Florida, as all Q followers know, and using the A1Z26 cipher, the letter Q is the 17th letter of the alphabet and therefore equals 17. Here's a direct quote from President Trump's speech that day at Tampa. You know, I told the story the other day. I was probably in
Starting point is 00:16:43 Washington my entire life, 17 times. True, 17 times. I don't think I ever stayed overnight. You know what I'm getting at, right? The president continued to go on to say, but I've made some choices that I wouldn't have made, but I'm writing down Pennsylvania Avenue. And again, I've only been here about 17 times and probably seven of those times were to check out the hotel I'm building on Pennsylvania Avenue. And then I hop on the plane and I go back. So, I've been there 17 times, never stayed there at night. So, the rest of this four pages is them getting at the meaning of his use of the word 17 times and how it's to signal it Q and on is real because Q is the 17th letter of the alphabet. Right. Yeah. No, it's because he's
Starting point is 00:17:19 a rambling idiot. Yeah. Who forgets the words he just said. And who has a very well documented habit of repeating single things a number of times because it's just a good way to make a point in speech. He picks a number and says it over and over. Yeah. That's the end of it. Yeah. It's so mad. And I've had like, even interactions with these fucking people, like the Jersey thing, you've seen the Jersey stuff, hold up the Jersey and like, it's got a number on it. Yeah. It's like, that's what it means is the Q thing. No, no, no, no. That's the year it happened. Yeah. That's literally the year that the president gets the Jersey. Yeah. Look at all of the other presidents getting these jerseys. How do they do it? It's not like it's it was it a symbol to like fucking
Starting point is 00:18:02 like P and on that that Obama held up a 2016 Jersey. It's just literal insanity. You know, it isn't literal insanity, Katie. Hmm. Ads and services. You're damn right. Ads and services, products, products and services, products. Hopefully one of those products is fucking brain fills these people. During the summer of 2020, some Americans suspected that the FBI had secretly infiltrated the racial justice demonstrations. And you know what? They were right. I'm Trevor Aronson, and I'm hosting a new podcast series, Alphabet Boys. As the FBI sometimes you get to grab the little guy to go after the big guy. Each season will take you inside an undercover investigation.
Starting point is 00:18:59 In the first season of Alphabet Boys, we're revealing how the FBI spied on protesters in Denver. At the center of this story is a raspy voiced cigar smoking man who drives a silver hearse. And inside his hearse was like a lot of guns. He's a shark and on the gun badass way and nasty sharks. He was just waiting for me to set the date, the time and then for sure he was trying to get it to heaven. Listen to Alphabet Boys on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast. I'm Lance Bass and you may know me from a little band called NSYNC. What you may not know is that when I was 23, I traveled to Moscow to train to become the youngest person to go to space.
Starting point is 00:19:45 And when I was there, as you can imagine, I heard some pretty wild stories. But there was this one that really stuck with me about a Soviet astronaut who found himself stuck in space with no country to bring him down. It's 1991 and that man, Sergei Krekalev, is floating in orbit when he gets a message that down on Earth, his beloved country, the Soviet Union, is falling apart. And now he's left defending the Union's last outpost. This is the crazy story of the 313 days he spent in space, 313 days that changed the world. Listen to the last Soviet on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. What if I told you that much of the forensic science you see on shows like CSI
Starting point is 00:20:42 isn't based on actual science? The problem with forensic science in the criminal legal system today is that it's an awful lot of forensic and not an awful lot of science. And the wrongly convicted pay a horrific price. Two death sentences and a life without parole. My youngest, I was incarcerated two days after her first birthday. I'm Molly Herman. Join me as we put forensic science on trial to discover what happens when a match isn't a match and when there's no science in CSI. How many people have to be wrongly convicted before they realize that this stuff's all bogus. It's all made up. Listen to CSI on trial on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. We're back.
Starting point is 00:21:40 Now we are back and everyone needs to know Sophie just pulled a bag of bagels on me. And now we are in a, what kind of standoff do you have with bagels? Would it be like a breakfast standoff? Breakfast standoff. All right. Sophie is holding a bag of bagels on me, a tube. And we both, she's got five in the tube. I've only got four. I mean, there's only one way this can end Sophie. Yeah. No. Oh no. No. She hit me in the head. She's got better aim. What can I say? I was not aiming at you because that's mean. I, that made me angry enough that I'm going to throw my bagels at those lights. I hit the sound boards off the ceiling. Bagels are stuck on the sound board in the ceiling.
Starting point is 00:22:38 And then it will be a problem. Guys, is this good content? This is great content for the people at home. So the bagel tube is stuck on the roof. This is off the rails. They should be. Cody, pick a number between one and 5,948 while Daniel gets the bagels off the roof. 3,297. I'm going to try to get to 3,000. No. You know what I don't like doing is dealing with the consequences of my actions. I love having Daniel do that. There it is. All right. 3,927. Thank you, Daniel. I'm tweeting that picture later. You should. Okay. Wow. Okay. So we've got, oh boy. I wanted to get deep into it. Pedophilia and human trafficking. Big old, bold letters. So this is apparently an interview
Starting point is 00:23:35 with the detective. This just goes on for hundreds of pages. Ah, this is part of the chapter human compromise. The currency of the powerful by Sarah Westall. It's an interview with Detective Jimmy Boots Rothstein. Okay. That's pretty close. Oh boy. So yeah. Okay. So he's, this is the detective, she says, was trying to, oh, this is just a transcript of her fucking podcast where she interviews a guy who claims to be a detective looking into the massive pedophilic conspiracy. Okay. So the detective is looking into it? That's what this says. I don't even know if it's Jimmy Boots. Would you, Sophie, would you look up detective? I think he's a character on, Jimmy Boots Rothstein. I think he's a character on Deadwood. He does sound like Jimmy Boots.
Starting point is 00:24:21 What you gone done fuck her for now? Oh, thank God. Oh, good. Is he, is he a real detective? Or is he like a border militia? I think that pops up with these creepiest videos. Can you hear it in your head? Yes. What the fuck is about to happen? What's going on? So he's a retired, very elderly detective. Yeah. Researching crazy things in his bedroom. So this is all checking out. Yeah. So speaking of quotes. So the interviewer asks Sarah Westall or whatever her name was, this was one of the main areas you really got into. But first, what was the main difference between pedophilia and human trafficking? Detective Jimmy Boots? There is no difference. Not when you get into how they're used. There's pedophilia separate just on the local, but it's
Starting point is 00:25:04 all done. It's controlled. It's used. They're professionally set up. It's a well organized movement across the country at all different levels. And that's why people who try to put this under one umbrella, it doesn't work. You have to understand the whole system to be able to figure it out. So yeah, it's okay. He's claiming that like there's a gigantic pedophile, which there was a fairly large pedophile at conspiracy, but it wasn't children. It was Jeffrey Epstein letting rich people fuck 14 year olds in his plane, one of whom was probably the president, because the president flew in the Luley Express and joked about how much. And also probably a previous president. And noted famous rapist Bill Clinton. At least two presidents. At least two
Starting point is 00:25:39 presidents, maybe more, maybe more and other good. We solved that one. It's like, it's like, yeah, it's technically pedophilic, but like they're all imagining this like little kids and it's satanic. No, they're fucking teenage girls. Yeah, because they're gross old dudes. No, it's, it's, it's, it's terrible than what they're saying in underground pedophilia ring. They don't want six year olds. They want to fuck 15 year old girls. They want to fuck high school girls, because they're gross rich old men. Right. Like that's the conspiracy. They want to give them their diseases and the president's one of them. Yeah. It was like most of the, like the, the pedophilia pedophilia. That's like between like family members and stuff. Yeah. Almost all of it.
Starting point is 00:26:15 Yeah. It's like the guy in the last episode. Yeah. Right. And most sexually trafficked individuals are adults. Yeah. Yeah. All right, Katie, you want to pick a random number between one and 5,948? 200. Jesus Christ, Katie. Gotta go all the way back. My gosh. My God. Is that the mistake? My God. I'm going to talk about Satan kid eaters. Okay. Should I change my vote? I just wanted to mix things up. Okay. 200. I just wanted to leave it on her toes. Don't judge. Judging is my favorite thing. Oh, we're back to that opening, that opening scrawl about basically the Star Wars title crawl. Should I choose a different number or is it good? No, I'm going to read something. Okay. Good patriots in the US military
Starting point is 00:27:02 and their global partners ask Trump to run for president so that they could take back control of America legitimately without alarming the public. They mean Russians. Yeah. Good patriots. Good patriots like Vladimir Putin. Ask Trump to run so they can take back control. The military asked Trump to run? Yeah, that's what they believe. They're like, please. Because the military are good. And they know the true leader when they see one. And they know it. Trump was a good choice, obviously, because he overcame the voter fraud and run, but he was a patriot and he was loved and admired by the public. He was not interested in joining the cabal, mainly because they hated America and he did not agree with them on that point. It sounds like they went to the
Starting point is 00:27:38 table. It was like pedophile conspiracy I'm down about, but hating America. No way. I'll tell you one thing. This is well written. This is very well written. It's my favorite part is everything about it. Well, then you want to pick a random number between one and five thousand nine hundred forty eight. Six, six, six. Oh, sexy. That is a fucking great idea. I wonder if they draw attention to we should have done 17. No, because it's like they probably weren't thinking of the page numbers in that way, just because that's how you know, it's fucking hell. Yeah, you never know. Also, they might be different on the Kindle. Yeah, okay. Also, they don't seem that clever. All right, six hundred sixties as close as it gets because it seems to go up at random. Oh God, the day I knew Q
Starting point is 00:28:26 wasn't a hoax by Lori Colley. No, these are my personal opinions. Should not be construed as fact about any person of inner entity. Don't worry. I think we're okay. Everyone who follows Q had one a day when you knew that you knew that you knew that Q wasn't a hoax. When you were sure that Q wasn't a hoax or a LARP live action role play. They even know. They're using this. Oh my God. It's not a LARP. So you know. Oh no. Oh my God. No. My day came when Trump used the words tip top, tippy top. Oh honey. April of 2018. Oh my God. Tip top, tippy top. Wait, when was this published this year? They wrote this fast. She wrote this fast. I mean, there was clearly no copy in there. Like an actual editor has never even looked at this book because they would burst
Starting point is 00:29:25 into flames. I'm glad Jack is at the office right now. Okay, so tip top, tippy top. But the setup started on January 29th a few months after I began following Q. That day, an anonymous person posted her a quest on the eight chain board. A website where Q writes messages and where people threaten to murder me and put a $60,000 bounty on my head. He or she wanted Q to ask President Trump to work up the phrase tip top into the state of the union address. It didn't happen during that speech. Instead, the validation came in a much cleverer way. The president spoke those very words from the south lawn of the White House at the traditional Easter egg roll. He was standing next to a giant white Alice in Wonderland rabbit. You'll see the connection in a minute. I'm sorry. That's so
Starting point is 00:30:14 fucking funny. Oh, boy. Also, one of my favorite pictures of him is standing next to that giant bunny. Oh, it's amazing. Sean Spicer was in that rabbit at one point. Sean Spicer was Q. I bet he is Q. Oh, spicy. God, you're probably right. I mean, he tweeted his password on Twitter twice, so seems pretty up. Famous brain-haver Sean Spicer. Okay. Somebody want to give me a random number between 1 and 5,948. 400, 4,050. 4,000 something. I don't care. 4,000 fucking something. All right. 4,000 fucking something. Yeah, you're getting at the tip top of the numbers. It's more of an interview with Jimmy Boots. Man, I'm good at picking. The 4,000 range is just Jimmy Boots all the way. I think so. Oh, no. Interviewer question. I've heard of the
Starting point is 00:31:09 Hormone Adrenochrome. Is that something they're trying to get to? What? Oh, wow. The detective says he doesn't think it's about Adrenochrome. Oh, boy. Okay. There's many pedophile heterosexuals as there are gay. Thank you for saying that at least. Oh, boy. Okay. Okay. Different page. Yeah, different page. It's the fucking bar. Will you at least say that it doesn't matter what their sexuality is? Somewhere in the 2,000 range. All right. 2,000 range. 2,000 range. Jimmy Boots. This is still Jimmy Boots. Goddamn. No, no, no, no, no. It couldn't possibly be. It's literally just a transcript of her podcast interview because these people aren't fucking writers. I like when I read a book and it's like, let's check out this entire podcast before you
Starting point is 00:31:54 continue. We'll put it in the book. We'll just put it here. We'll just put it here. Don't even bother with the link. Oh, boy. Oh, boy, guys. Okay. I'm excited. Q is essentially telling us that Trump was targeted in this rally by the real forces behind the creation of the EU, the Nazi world order, which infiltrated our political system, research operation paperclip and study Q142, which continued to rule Germany after Hitler through his daughter, Angela Merkel. Oh my God. Angela Merkel is Hitler. Angela takes a million refugees in at a tremendous political cost. Merkel is Hitler's daughter. But there's a striking physical resemblance. You must admit. I'm not being serious. Looks, ideology, rhetoric. Check, check, check. It's all there.
Starting point is 00:32:42 It's all there. It's like, it's all I'm convinced. What chapter? Who wrote this chapter? Oh, you're right. You're right. We gotta figure out. And then we're gonna find their blog and their page. Oh, these are about all the assassination attempts against Trump. Sure. Okay. Oh, boy. Orchestrated by the Nazi Angela Merkel. Yeah, the Nazi Angela Merkel. Oh, boy. Post 74, Hitler's brilliant chess combination in Helsinki. Oh, God. Oh, dear. So like Trump is playing 40 chess as an extension of Hitler's 90 chess? Yep. Yeah. Okay. Where, where does this fucking thing start? Come on. Give me, give me the, give me the start of this goddamn chapter. I hope this is still the first chapter.
Starting point is 00:33:29 I'm still going. Oh, boy. There are a lot of Q drops. Okay. Decoding and deciphering Q by Serial Brain 2. Serial Brain 2? What? Serial Brain 2? That's the name of the author of this chapter. Serial Brain 2. Serial Brain 2? Like it's made of cereal? No, no, no. Like, um, like several things. Well, that's the bread. Oh, oh, that's good. Like he's an idiot. Like he poured cereal into his fucking head. Because he's cocoa puffs. That's not good. I was trying to think of it. His skull is full of cornflakes. Dow plunging six, six, six points. So far, Trump has won two battles out of three.
Starting point is 00:34:04 Will he win the last one? What's the last one? I don't know. And what does he want? Uh, well, okay, okay. Since the train accident did not work, there's the train accident where like some GOP congressmen get slightly hurt. Yeah, that one though. Okay. That was the assassination attempt on Trump, apparently. Since the train accident did not work, they figured let's just put a bomb in his toilet and like leave a weapon. Exactly. Or show up with a crossbow like Tyrion. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not suggesting I'm gonna do that. No, no. Since the train accident did not work, they figured let's show him we control the economy.
Starting point is 00:34:41 Hence the Dow plunging 666 points. Coincidence. This number was carefully chosen, referencing Trump's family building located at 666 Fifth Avenue. That's not where I expected that to go. Why did they? Not the ref. What? Also interesting that his building is 666. Right. Like they're so obsessed with these satanic cults. It's right there, guys. It's right there. It's right there by famed probably molested teenagers, President Donald Trump. So it starts talking about the Federal Reserve after this. Sure, sure. You know what doesn't rant about the stock market plunging 666 points? Dogs. That dogs, for sure. Hitler's daughter.
Starting point is 00:35:27 Hitler's daughter, Angela Merkel. And the wonderful products and services that support this podcast. Which I mean, maybe there'll be an ad for Angela Merkel. Hitler's daughter. Products! During the summer of 2020, some Americans suspected that the FBI had secretly infiltrated the racial justice demonstrations. And you know what? They were right. I'm Trevor Aronson, and I'm hosting a new podcast series, Alphabet Boys. As the FBI sometimes, you gotta grab the little guy to go after the big guy. Each season will take you inside an undercover investigation. In the first season of Alphabet
Starting point is 00:36:12 Boys, we're revealing how the FBI spied on protesters in Denver. At the center of this story is a raspy, voiced, cigar-smoking man who drives a silver hearse. And inside his hearse was like a lot of guns. He's a shark. And not in the gun badass way. He's a nasty shark. He was just waiting for me to set the date, the time, and then for sure he was trying to get it to the heaven. Listen to Alphabet Boys on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. I'm Lance Bass, and you may know me from a little band called NSYNC. What you may not know is that when I was 23, I traveled to Moscow to train to become the youngest person to go to space.
Starting point is 00:36:57 And when I was there, as you can imagine, I heard some pretty wild stories. But there was this one that really stuck with me about a Soviet astronaut who found himself stuck in space with no country to bring him down. It's 1991, and that man Sergei Krekalev is floating in orbit when he gets a message that down on earth, his beloved country, the Soviet Union, is falling apart. And now he's left defending the Union's last outpost. This is the crazy story of the 313 days he spent in space, 313 days that changed the world. Listen to the last Soviet on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. What if I told you that much of the forensic science you see on shows like CSI
Starting point is 00:37:51 isn't based on actual science? The problem with forensic science in the criminal legal system today is that it's an awful lot of forensic and not an awful lot of science. And the wrongly convicted pay a horrific price. Two death sentences and a life without parole. My youngest, I was incarcerated two days after her first birthday. I'm Molly Herman. Join me as we put forensic science on trial to discover what happens when a match isn't a match and when there's no science in CSI. How many people have to be wrongly convicted before they realize that this stuff's all bogus?
Starting point is 00:38:36 It's all made up. Listen to CSI on trial on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. We're back and Sophie has taken away my throwing bagels. The peace treaty has been ignored. Yeah, Daniel did hand us a peace treaty, so if you're willing to sign this with me? No. She's not willing to sign this. I can do nothing but revert to one of my only two weapons left to me. Wow, what a combination.
Starting point is 00:39:07 A box of tissue and the coffee mate. Sophie, one pump, one cream, one tissue, one pump, one cream, one kill. Sophie, I can either throw the bagels or I can throw the coffee mate, but I won't throw them at you anymore. I'll sign the treaty. Oh, this is historic. Through the coffee mate. It's chaos in here. Oh, now she's got it all.
Starting point is 00:39:46 Now Sophie has all three. That's the dealmaker right there. Tore up the treaty, took all the weapons. That's a boss move, like America. All right, Cody, pick a number between one and five hundred thousand nine hundred forty eight. I'm going to go with nine. Oh, okay. That's going to be like back at the start. Okay, we already went through all that.
Starting point is 00:40:10 Yeah, then let's do like 1254. Oh, okay. That's so specific. That is very specific. Yeah, it's a page number. It is a page number. It can be in the 1250s. Yeah, I'm going to get a say.
Starting point is 00:40:23 I want to be before Jimmy Boots, but after the 1250. Oh, boy, this is about we. So we get into every time. Oh, boy, we were talking about the Texas bombing, which is like those bombings in Austin by that fucking piece of shit nut. By preempting the Texas bombing story for the revelation of the bomber's identity, patriots have opened a boulevard for Mueller to plant his Goosefer story on the news map. Okay, so yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:52 They believe that Bob Mueller is part of the Trump conspiracy to save America and that they're actually working together to arrest Hillary Clinton. And also that Trump was only mean to Jeff Sessions because he really loves him. And Jeff Sessions was putting in all the sealed indictments. I'd love to hear their reaction to the Mueller report. They are not happy with it. What if they still think Mueller is their guy? Yeah, I think there's been a lot of talk about how this is clearly another 40 chess move by President Trump.
Starting point is 00:41:23 I would be disappointed in them if they didn't think that. Oh boy. Okay, Q8, drop 834. Why would Russia tell the world? Since the whole Russian blanket is pulled by those who are tied to Goosefer, Trump is now as white as snow and can peacefully confront Mueller, his hands in his pocket whistling an old Miss Universe jingle. Any competent lawyer advising Trump would advise him not to do so,
Starting point is 00:41:45 and his highly competent longtime lawyer did exactly that. He had to resign because he's obviously not in the know. Or maybe he is, and he's willingly adding drama to this first-class Shakespearean drama. Which highly competent lawyer that resigned? I think he's talking about Donald McGahn, the guy who clearly hates Donald Trump about as much as we do. Crazy shit. Asked you to do some crazy shit.
Starting point is 00:42:03 He's trying to make you crazy shit. It's like, I said no, so I'm gonna go. I'm taking notes because I'm a real lawyer. I've never seen anyone take notes. Well, you've never seen anyone. Your idea of a real lawyer is mob lawyer, LaRoy Cohn. Come on. You talk about it all the time.
Starting point is 00:42:20 Yeah, he really loves LaRoy Cohn. One of the names in Billy Joel's, we didn't start the fire song, Roy Cohn. We didn't update it. Yeah, but Roy Cohn will still be in that. Roy Cohn, absolutely. Like, Man of Fort. Roy Cohn, Man of Fort, probably hunts people for sport. There we go.
Starting point is 00:42:39 We're not going to put it past him, yeah. We're going to work on this and bring it back later. We'll bring it back later. Um, I just have to shine a light on whistling an old Miss Universe tune. I know, but it's so funny. The place where he harassed teenage girls sexually. Yeah, where he walked in on teenage girls undressing. The pedophile fighting president.
Starting point is 00:42:58 Where he knew that they were dressing in the dressing room, because he runs it and it's the dressing room, and that's what they were doing at the time. And he goes in to just like say hi. Yeah. Yeah, get those pedophiles, Donald Trump. It's all part of it. Well, Cody, would it change your mind to hear?
Starting point is 00:43:14 Fake news, CNN claims this Trump advisor played a key role in pursuit of possible Clinton emails from dark web before election. Jesus, that's bad writing. He was asking us to read between the line. Who would we do? We extract the main information this article is trying to plant in the storyline. Schmitz claimed his source, he called Patriot, and an identified contractor he was representing had discovered
Starting point is 00:43:36 what he believed was likely material stolen from Clinton. Oh, oh boy. Okay, so this is about like the fake Clinton emails that got sold to, uh, yeah, some of Trump's people. Wait, what was fake? What? Yeah, they got sold fake emails and Eric Prince paid someone to like figure out if they were real or not and they were bullshit. Because Trump was explicitly trying to get access to her emails.
Starting point is 00:43:55 They didn't do quote unquote crimes. It's for no lack of trying. They're just dumb. Okay, so Katie, pick a number between, pick a number between several hundred and five thousand nine hundred forty eight. Five thousand. All right, wow. I just threw it down.
Starting point is 00:44:16 You just dropped a fucking mic. Please don't let it be Jimmy Boots still. I hope it's about like. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh yay. So here is my message to the resistance.
Starting point is 00:44:27 Yes, yes. Our movement comes off as being toxic to the left liberals and maybe even some on the right because it's exposing everything they or at least their leadership have worked through the last 200 years to destroy. They've been trying to bring the world to its knees in efforts to bring about the new world order. They have made it well known what their plans are and would be when they are gathered from all corners of the world to write them on the Georgia guide stones. Oh boy.
Starting point is 00:44:49 Yeah, we know what their plans are universal health care. They're ridden on rocks. There is an evil that our world is facing starting with the original 13 wealthiest families whose bloodlines date back six thousand years to Babylonian times. Oh my god. These families are some of the most twisted satanic people in existence. They basically have every avenue of kill order working in their favor. That includes all platforms of media TV movies from mind control with their Luciferian symbols
Starting point is 00:45:13 implanted everywhere. I think pyramids with an all seeing eye in the middle. Like the founding fathers put on the money. Interesting. Food giants for GMO slow kill, vaccine industry for agenda 21 depopulation, water fluoridation for calcification of the pineal gland, harp weather modification for creating natural disasters, etc. They reap the benefits for themselves in so many ways it's disgusting to think about. I feel like what they really want is to live in a world like this.
Starting point is 00:45:39 That they're the heroes of this world figuring it out. They want to be in like some fucking, you know, sci-fi book or action book. Yeah, it's a heroistic death cult is what they all live inside. Robert looks like he's got more. Like fascists do. Interesting. Like all these border control freaking people do. Share the thing. It goes on to talk about their goal is to lure children for the sake of using them as sex slaves
Starting point is 00:46:06 or in slave labor camps and mines. That's our goals? That's the, yeah, I guess because we are anti-queuing on. Yeah, using them like toys in their pedophilia fantasies and then to literally sacrifice them in their cult ceremonies. And then they have the nerve to blast it in your face as they do in movies like The Dark Crystal, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Monsters, Inc. The fear meter is in parentheses.
Starting point is 00:46:25 Because so that's real apparently. What? They have a fear measure. I'm so confused. I'm seeing clearly for the first time. Yep, etc. Showing how to gather Adrenochrome that gives them some sort of high and youthful looks. If I'm not mistaken, Adrenochrome is basically like it's a real thing,
Starting point is 00:46:45 but it's fake that it's a drug. Hunter Thompson invented it because he wanted like a drug to pretend to be doing that was more intense than speed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. He invented it. No, it's like an actual chemical, but you can't, you don't take it and get wasted. Right, right.
Starting point is 00:47:00 He was just like, you know, he would, he would, he was Hunter Thompson. Yeah. Yeah. I bet Hunter Thompson would be like really into QAnon. I bet he'd support these people. I bet all of their influences would really support the movement. Yeah. Yes, Hunter Thompson would certainly.
Starting point is 00:47:14 Really? Hunter Thompson, who killed himself after Bush got re-elected, would certainly be on board with these guys. Real into QAnon, yeah. Is that what, I didn't know that. Yeah, that was a big part of it. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:25 No, he would hate these people. There's no, there's like. No, he would, he would hate these people. He despises and resent these people. I mean, he would, he would, he would probably be marching with a gun and pointing it at Nazis because he was Hunter Thompson. Yeah, absolutely. Famed lunatic.
Starting point is 00:47:38 Right. He'd be like, when, during the whole punch in Nazi, don't punch in Nazi conversation, you'd be like, no, shoot them with your guns. Shoot him with your guns. Shoot him with your fucking guns. You want to borrow my guns? I've got these missiles. I can, you know.
Starting point is 00:47:50 Yeah, that, that is probably where Hunter would land. Oh boy. Okay. So I have to figure out who wrote this fucking chapter. The resistance is on, the message to the resistance. It's the same thing with like, it's the, the, there's always this, it's always a conspiracy driving whatever it is. We always have to like die for the cause and be heroes in our, in our little fantasy world.
Starting point is 00:48:14 I just, I just don't like it. You don't? I don't like how popular, I don't like this book was the second best selling book on Amazon for so long. Oh, okay guys. I do have some good news. I just decided to write a book. I just decided to do a word search for Jews, just to see.
Starting point is 00:48:32 It's only used once in the whole thing. Hell yeah. Yeah, that's, that is legitimately good. Unexpected. Yeah, it's, oh boy. It's, it's part of a reference for that serial brain's Q drop chunk. Front page mag collaborator Soros announces Muslims are the new Jews. Okay.
Starting point is 00:48:51 Okay. That's the only use of the word. Could you search for Jewish? That's a good idea. And then search for agregor. You're damn right we're searching for agregor. Tell me the other keywords. No, no use of the word Jewish.
Starting point is 00:49:06 Okay. I can't tell you how actually happy and surprised I am that that did not come up. We're not going to open that can of worms. Agregor. Please let there be an agregor. I really hope agregor winds up in here. It takes so long to search. This is like the most.
Starting point is 00:49:22 Six thousand. No results. Okay. No agregor. All right, so there's not a lot of cross pollination. Not a lot of cross pollination. Consider the possibility that they spelled all of these words wrong in the book. Yes, that's an option.
Starting point is 00:49:36 Jews is actually Jaws. Yeah, Jawish. Uh, yeah, it's. I am going to look up Flat Earth. Do it. I'm going to see if that drops in here. What a dead air time. We're just not going to give me those bagels still, Sovi.
Starting point is 00:49:49 What, what, what is the problem? What about me? Could I have the bagels? Just because I damaged part of the roof. No results for Flat Earth. All right. Sovi's being very unfair. They're keeping it separate and I respect that.
Starting point is 00:50:01 Cody, you want to pick a random number between several hundred and five thousand nine hundred forty eight? Yeah, I really do. I'm going to go. Let's do eight forty five. Eight forty five. Let's go to eight forty five. Let's go to eight forty five. Through the looking glass.
Starting point is 00:50:23 Oh, no. And Lewis in Carol's second book. Through the looking glass. And what Alice found there, Alice really enters Wonderland. And then we get a bunch of Q drops about child trafficking routes. Oh boy. Wait. Did they know about it in the looking glass?
Starting point is 00:50:40 Yeah. So apparently the fact that Q referenced through the looking glass and that Lewis Carroll was probably a pedophile. Q linked an Amazon entry for a book published in March 2017 called Hillary Clinton in Wonderland. A rewrite of Lewis Carroll tale that substitutes Hillary's name for Alice's. Is that like a resistance thing? Or is it a Q thing? I don't know. And it could be either one.
Starting point is 00:51:01 No, thank you. But it's apparently proof that Hillary is a pedophile because Lewis Carroll was a pedophile. And he for sure was. Yeah. You're not wrong about that one. I don't know. Oh, we do talk about Epstein here. Oh, there we go.
Starting point is 00:51:12 Okay. Did they mention the president's relationship with the chip? They sure as shit don't. On August 31st, 2018, Q told us that child trafficking routes had been closed down in several places. SA, Epstein Island, owned by friend of Bill and Hillary, Jeffrey Epstein. Haiti, North Korea, China, Russia, and Cuba. The pending list included Sudan, Syria, Yemen, Libya, and Somalia. Cool.
Starting point is 00:51:35 Oh boy. The president announced in December 8th, 2018 that he will pull all US troops out of Syria. Does this mean the work that closing those trafficking networks is now complete? Or has it entered another phase? Oh, because that's why we're there. Guys, no. No. Or wait, yes?
Starting point is 00:51:53 No? Oh boy. Okay. It's also fascinating because they mentioned Bill Clinton and Epstein, but they also mentioned Hillary Clinton and Epstein, which there's literally no connection between them. Right. Yeah. Like Hillary Clinton hasn't been on that plane.
Starting point is 00:52:06 No. She's not friends with Jeff Epstein. I just, where did they get? No, but Donald Trump is. Donald Trump is. Yeah. Oh, and then we start talking about the Las Vegas shooter. Also, Alan Dershowitz.
Starting point is 00:52:16 Yeah, Alan Dershowitz, big fan. Big fan. So apparently the Las Vegas shooting was actually a failed assassination attempt of Prince Mohammed bin Salman. What? He did not know he was at that country concert. Of, of, of. Yeah, there was a CIA operative.
Starting point is 00:52:29 Yes, assassins were trying to kill Prince Mohammed bin Salman. Okay. Just assassins? Well, he was going to meet with Trump in the Mandalay Bay Casino. But Trump wasn't there. Well, Q says he was. Wait, why are they, why do they think he was there? Um, because he.
Starting point is 00:52:48 likes Vegas. The Saudi family. Oh yeah, one Saudi prince booked a number of seats at the four seasons to house members of the Saudi Air Force so they could fly training missions at nearby Nellis Air Force base. So that means that MBS was there and that there was an assassin that. Yes. Assassination attempt to kill him by shooting a bunch of people in a crowd. I think it was a country show.
Starting point is 00:53:09 Yeah. Um, good question. Are they troll? All Saudi Arabia? Yes. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:53:16 Yeah, of course they are. Of course they are. Um, Alex Jones, uh, thought that it was Antifa that did it. Well, that sounds like classic Antifa. Is right. Is you shoot up a country show and who is more stereotypically Antifa than an elderly millionaire? Mm hmm. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:33 Um, classic. I can't think of anything. All right. Oh boy, Chelsea had two unplanned pregnancies. Oh boy, it's talking. It's, oh boy. And then Hillary raped the pregnancies. This just goes into detail about what it believes are Chelsea Clinton's abortions,
Starting point is 00:53:50 uh, forced on her by the Democratic Party. Okay. What? Wow, we're not even going to read that. That's fucked. Hard pass. Hillary's mentor, Robert Byrd, was a grandmaster of the KKK. Hillary's teacher and friend was Saul Alinsky, a man who
Starting point is 00:54:04 dedicated his book Rules for Radicals to Lucifer, who we call the original rabble. Yes, Saul Alinsky, famed Nazi. Nazi Satanist. Okay. Number two bestseller on Amazon, eh? Number two bestseller on fucking Amazon. Elise has written really well. Elise has got good prose.
Starting point is 00:54:26 I'm going to pick a random chunk here. Do it. That we haven't, we haven't gone to yet. The truth. In 1945, after the war at the United States, 11,000s of Nazi Germany's worst criminal scientists into this country. True. That's true.
Starting point is 00:54:38 And as insane as it sounds, they gave some of these men government positions. True. Many of these men were the same monsters who used human beings as guinea pigs and committed untold atrocities. Well, not really. I mean, they, some of them ran factories where slave labor was used, but they were mostly building missiles for the Nazis. Here's the rub.
Starting point is 00:54:56 It seems that all the German scientists. But here's the issue. Here's the problem. It seems that all the German scientists who ended up in the United States were members of the Illuminati or some other equally prestigious secret society and through their American Illuminati counterparts, such as Alan Dulles and just about every US president ever elected, these men eventually wound up working for the military and the CIA.
Starting point is 00:55:16 This was always about the great work and never about America. Well, that makes perfect sense. Can they just be Nazis? Can it just be like, can they just be Nazis who we hired because we needed rockets? Fucking scientists that we brought over wound up in control of the entire country to fuck children. Right. Like what if it's just money and war?
Starting point is 00:55:35 Reasons. And they're just Nazis and we play. What if the people in charge are just kind of unethical and lazy? And that's why most terrible things happen? No, it's probably a pedophile. It's the same kind of pedophile thing. Yeah, it's probably Satan pedophiles. Oh boy, okay.
Starting point is 00:55:53 And Hillary's hot for little girls, you know. And she wants to eat their bones. Yeah, and now we start getting into flying saucers. That's nothing that we thought you were going to say she wanted to do. No, no. The world is not how you think it is. QAnon has told us the world is not how we think it is. And sure enough, with each revelation, each clue, each rabbit hole,
Starting point is 00:56:10 we get further away from the fake reality that was created for us and a bit closer to the truth. Everything we thought was real is fake. And everything we thought was fake is real. Oh my God, that's so bad. There we go. I'm just glad. No, go ahead. Well, did you know Cody, the mainstream media has been exposed as a CIA operation
Starting point is 00:56:27 and the moon landing is looking sketchy? I didn't know it was looking sketchy. This is just talking about Mockingbird and what they're referencing. I do. U.S. government underground facilities and tunnels, deep underground military base. The lack of him dumb. I just feel sad for so many people in our country that are really deluded. Oh, this is the very end of the book.
Starting point is 00:56:51 It just hit me as being very sad. It's very sad. And I think actually what I'm about to read actually gets into what's so sad about it. So although the mainstream media has been exposed as a CIA operation and the moon landing is looking sketchy, this has got to be the most exciting time in all of history to be alive. The entire world is waking up and we get to have front row seats. Many of life's mysteries will soon be solved and there are exciting discoveries ahead.
Starting point is 00:57:12 When the 2016 election began, I thought we were all going to die. But after QAnon arrived on the scene, it became the movement of a lifetime. And now there's only one thing left to do. Enjoy the show. Oh, Cody, we got it. About the author Linda Parris. It links to a YouTube channel and her website, Deplorable McAllister. Yes, there we go.
Starting point is 00:57:33 Thank you. There we fucking go. That is awful. Yeah. Yeah, it's real sad. It's not the end of the book, but it's the end of one section. Yeah, because also like the truth is like, it's so weird that like the mysteries are going to the clues and the clues and the truth is coming out.
Starting point is 00:57:50 What truth? It's never going to come. It's really like, I know it's like pedophile like satanic styles. What do you think the truth is? But like it's still very vague. Yeah. And it's weird if they love Q so much, like, oh, he's leaving these bird crumbs and he's like the savior. Hey, Q, just lay it all out.
Starting point is 00:58:07 Just just just write a couple of pages explaining it. They're treating it like Game of Thrones and everyone's predictions for next week. Yeah, yeah, because that's the end because they it's not enough. Like they recognize as I think a lot of people do that while TV and stuff is fun, it's it's ultimately meaningless to obsess over that stuff. You need more in your life than TV. But they don't want to do anything but sit on the internet and shitpost. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:58:34 So they find a way to make it the most important thing anyone's ever done. Exactly. Then it matters. Yeah, it matters. They're saving the world. It's exciting to be a part of and to watch. Yeah. It's kind of it's the same.
Starting point is 00:58:48 It's like not the same thing because it's way more fucked up. But like the watching the Trump show and like doing the palace intrigue and like ooh, it's a reality show host and like it's it's so fun to watch. It's really not. It's not it's bad. People are it's tragic in the first year of his presidency. Civilian casualty is his result of U.S. airstrikes jumped by 215 percent. That's high.
Starting point is 00:59:08 It's a high number. That's that's a lot. It's a lot. That's a lot of dead people who wouldn't be dead. Even if Obama had kept running the airstrikes. Right. And just like the idea that like well he's entertaining the watch and like everyone around him is so bumbling and like and like this is again.
Starting point is 00:59:24 This isn't the same thing. But it is that desire for like we follow the stories and we like obsess over the clues and like the the prestige shows. But it's way more satisfying if it's every single day. Yeah. And we're all part of it. We're all part of it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:40 And what we do matters like the president said 17. Let's find a way to make that be a Q and on. Fuck yeah. This is another thing. This is we're all looking for clues and lost and trying to yeah solve it. Well I'm going to read the conclusion to this because I think we're we're getting close to the conclusion of our super fun and uplifting episode. It's time to wake up.
Starting point is 01:00:03 If you are ready to give up the senseless rage you are surrounded by wake up enjoying the forces of light. Light is capitalized. We welcome you. We are not a political party. There is corruption on both sides of the aisle. Most of us are independence in some sense. We think for ourselves.
Starting point is 01:00:17 Instead we are a movement of awakened individuals working together to discover and reveal the truth that has been hidden from us and eliminate evil and corruption. Our goal is to protect others to share the truth and to restore sanity. We have friends and supporters all over the world. Here are 10 things you can do to awaken others and to help in the war we are fighting against the deep state. Oh good. Here are 10 rules for life.
Starting point is 01:00:38 Love and support our nation, our constitution and yes our president. Donald Trump has given up the life he could have had in order to play an essential role in freeing us from darkness. But he can't do it alone. Supporting him is the least we can do. Get an education. Clearly every major national event involving the deep state, both the good and the bad things that have happened have been suppressed over the last two years or more.
Starting point is 01:00:58 You can catch up. The Russia collaboration story that the media has fixated on is both untrue and a distraction from many important stories the mainstream media will never tell you. Follow independent journalists. Subscribe to their channels. Share what you're learning. Tell your friends and family. Send posts, email, tweets, etc.
Starting point is 01:01:15 Sharing news, videos, memes. Have conversations. Give this book to someone you care about. Ask them to share it when they're done reading. If you can, buy more copies and give them away. That's a good way to stop being invited places or home for Christmas. Yeah this is the other sad part. A lot of these people around the holidays will post on their forums together.
Starting point is 01:01:33 How lonely they are. How lonely they are, how they're eating their little baloney sandwiches for Thanksgiving and stuff because they've given their family members this book and recommended links and they're like well we don't want you around anymore because this is crazy. That's the thing that's really sad is like this is a cult and these people it's damaging their lives and like the scary thing is that some of them are going to kill more people. There's already been at least one murder to do this. Yeah like they're dangerous and they're also still yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:01 Their lives are being ruined by the movement in general and they're going to ruin other people's lives by killing them because they're obsessed with it. Like we're laughing but it's like really sad and fucked up. Pray for our leaders, our families, our communities, our children, our movement. Pray for us for protection from those who would harm us. One of the things we've learned is that evil is real. Many of us are Christian and we seek God's help daily. Be there for friends and families.
Starting point is 01:02:22 They awaken. They will be in various stages of disbelief. Of course. Disbelief. Disbelief, yeah. Denial, fear, depression, anger and misunderstanding as they process the new realities they are learning. Be patient. Be tolerant.
Starting point is 01:02:33 The deep state will do and say anything to retain power. False flag events, potential and biological threats, violent mob actions, etc. are real possibilities. If you see anything suspicious, please report it. Avoid violent confrontations. Stay informed. Be prepared. Things can get tough at times.
Starting point is 01:02:48 Maintain a stock of food and water. Enough for a couple of weeks at least. That's not bad. The banking, this isn't a da-da-da-da-da. But like their reason for it isn't great. Yeah, it's like no because there's going to be an earthquake or something. Yeah, we're destroying the country. Give peace a chance.
Starting point is 01:03:02 The deep state has the hidden hand and conduct flicks and wars all over the world. They benefit from war and chaos in many ways. Well, it's important for nations to do da-da-da-da. Join us in creating a positive future. Get involved. This is a movement that is entirely voluntary. We contribute what we're good at, what we're moved to do. We take action where we see and make a difference.
Starting point is 01:03:18 There's a place for you too. Welcome aboard, Patriot. Yuck! Where we go won, we go all. We do. That's where we are. Yep. We'll be your family now.
Starting point is 01:03:27 We'll be your family now. Where we go won. H-oh, here's their glossary. 8chan refers to the discussion boards, which Q uses to post drops and annons used to post research information related to Q-posts. Also, a lot of Nazis on the poll section. You can read the Q-related posts here. Do not post until you've lurked for some time and understand how it works.
Starting point is 01:03:45 I love it. Make sure to lurk for a chance. This is... Whomever started this is just tickled. Tickled or, like, horrified? Or horrified. I know, I was thinking that. Fuck with some dumb people and then it turned into a monster.
Starting point is 01:04:03 They're like, no, this is bad. Yeah. Yeah, someone has claimed to be the original Q and maybe that's true. Don't ever believe them if it... Yeah, exactly. It doesn't matter. It's become its own thing. It's its own thing.
Starting point is 01:04:15 Yeah, there's no... It's very upsetting how there's no containing it kind of now, because it's like, yeah, some dude probably posted it as a laugh, and then it snowballed and now... Yeah. It's not you, let us know. You know what had just occurred to me in our last episode like this? We talked about the Egregor, the collective god formed from the consciousness of
Starting point is 01:04:41 numerous people all believing and acting in a certain way. That's kind of what Q is. You could call Q an Egregor. Q is an Egregor. You know what? And I will. I will call Q an Egregor. Q is an Egregor.
Starting point is 01:04:52 Q is an Egregor. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, well, he's one, he's all. He's one, he's all. He's our one, and we all go all, and that's where we go. You can't wait for Egregor, the QAnon political party. Oh boy, that's happening, isn't it? Yeah, it's...
Starting point is 01:05:06 Oh god, 2020 is going to be fucking exhausting. Yeah, we're a Sierra of our first lives. Yeah. And you can't even bring this up to anybody. Part of me is like, somebody should mention to the president that there's a bad shit conspiracy about him that he definitely knows about. Like, people in the administration definitely know about it, and maybe he should address it.
Starting point is 01:05:26 But he's into it, and even if he weren't into it, and he were to reject it and say it's bad, they would think of a way to convince themselves. They'd think that just like him insulting Jeff Sessions. Exactly. That they're all, they're all secret buddies. They're like, oh no, things were hot on his tail. This definitely means he loves us. That means stuff's gonna happen soon.
Starting point is 01:05:47 If there's a mass shooting inspired by Q, which there probably will be, and the president does like the presidential thing, it says, for the love of God, stop. They'll be like, this means go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's exactly what he said for the love of God. But also, he wouldn't say that. He wouldn't say stop. Oh, he never would say that.
Starting point is 01:06:02 He'd say I don't know about it. There's fine people on POSA. He'd say I don't know about it. I don't think it's a problem. I don't think it's a problem. Literally the day of the immigrants are invading man shot up at church or the mosque, the president called the invaders. White nationalism isn't a problem.
Starting point is 01:06:17 Isn't a problem. Don't know much about it. Also, immigrants are invading America, like he literally said the things. So yeah, he would not handle this well. God damn it. Well, that was fun, though. God damn it. Oh, God damn it.
Starting point is 01:06:31 God damn it. God damn it. Egregore, damn it. Well, Egregore, save us. Thank egg. Thank egg. You know, guys, when I think about what could save us, when I think about the 10 things our listeners could do to fight against this
Starting point is 01:06:49 Egregore, this demonic God that's been created by the collective id of the internet's darkest corners. The only thing that can fight where we go when we go all is one pump, one cream. Yeah, thank you for giving it back, Sophie. I am going to throw it again. But first I'm going to ask them to plug their plugables. She knows. She knows. You guys want to plug your plugables?
Starting point is 01:07:14 Yeah, of course. Yeah, we're going to do the same way we've been doing it the whole time here. OK, my name's Katie Stoll. I'm Katie Stoll on Twitter. We've got a podcast. It's called Even More News. You can subscribe to it and listen to it. Cody?
Starting point is 01:07:29 Is my name. Last name is Johnston. You can find me on Twitter, Dr. Mr. Cody. Our video series is called Some More News, and it's on YouTube. You can support us financially at patreon.com slash Some More News. Oh, yeah. And our Twitter is also Some More News. And I am going to throw this after we finish plugging.
Starting point is 01:07:46 But I want people to stick around through the plugs. Please do. Stay in the P-Zone the only way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how you catch them. You can find us online at at Bastards Pod on the Twits and the Grams. You can find our website behind the Bastards.com. But there will be no sources for this episode because it's just one book written by Lunatics.
Starting point is 01:08:02 And they're DMs with each other. And they're DMs with each other. You can find Throwin' Bagels. It's Sarah Lee Throwing Bagels, the best bagels to throw. And, uh, T-Public shirts. Your show. Uh, I have a show called It Could Happen Here. Yes.
Starting point is 01:08:21 I'm going to throw the cream now. I'm going to try to get it on top of that. On top of this. You can do it. On top of the poison room. Oh, you don't think I should arc it? No, I'm line driving. Okay, line driving.
Starting point is 01:08:31 All right, I'm going to do it. Yeah! Yeah! Oh, it's never coming back! No, it is stuck on top of the poison room. Yeah. That just means that it's going to be nice and fresh for us in a year. That means it'll stay until January of 2020.
Starting point is 01:08:46 It's waiting for us. It's aging. The episode's done. All right, yes. I have to keep it slow back. What would you do if a secret cabal of the most powerful folks in the United States told you, hey, let's start a coup? Back in the 1930s, a marine named Smedley Butler
Starting point is 01:09:12 was all that stood between the US and fascism. I'm Ben Bullitt. I'm Alex French. And I'm Smedley Butler. Join us for this sordid tale of ambition, treason, and what happens when evil tycoons have too much time on their hands. Listen to Let's Start a Coup on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you find your favorite shows.
Starting point is 01:09:32 Did you know Lance Bass is a Russian-trained astronaut? That he went through training in a secret facility outside Moscow, hoping to become the youngest person to go to space? Well, I ought to know, because I'm Lance Bass. And I'm hosting a new podcast that tells my crazy story and an even crazier story about a Russian astronaut who found himself stuck in space with no country to bring him down. With the Soviet Union collapsing around him,
Starting point is 01:10:01 he orbited the Earth for 313 days that changed the world. Listen to The Last Soviet on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. What if I told you that much of the forensic science you see on shows like CSI isn't based on actual science and the wrongly convicted pay a horrific price? Two death sentences in a life without parole. My youngest, I was incarcerated two days after her first birthday.
Starting point is 01:10:34 Listen to CSI on trial on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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