Behind the Bastards - The Story Behind All Those Nazi / Clown Memes
Episode Date: October 17, 2019In Episode 90, Robert is joined by Katy Stoll and Cody Johnston to discuss the war on clowns. FOOTNOTES: Apu Apustaja Clown faces fine for protesting neo-Nazi march Virginia Man Using Accordion-Playi...ng Clowns To Get Revenge On White Supremacist Swedish neo-Nazis met by clown activists Clowns Attack KKK Rally in Charlotte, NC with Humor Clowns Kicked KKK Asses Producers, The (1967) -- (Movie Clip) Springtime For Hitler The best way to fight neo-Nazis is to … laugh? Why Nazis Are So Afraid of These Clowns Patriot Prayer’s Joey Gibson has a sad day in Albany Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Seven years passed.
She was presumed dead.
Then a tip came in.
He said, I think I found your girl, and she's alive.
She's in New York.
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What's violating my OSHA guidelines?
I'm Robert Evans, the host of Behind the Bastards.
The podcast will retell you everything you don't know,
but the very worst people in all of history.
And today my guests, Cody Johnston, Katie Stoll.
Hey. Hi.
How are you guys doing? I'm doing great.
Oh yeah, we're here, we're alive.
We just recorded Worst Year Ever,
and now we're recording this.
We did, and yeah, I made a little
very subtle reference to violating OSHA guidelines.
Now, you wanna tell us a little bit about the objects
that I've assembled on the table here?
Well, we got, okay, we got some English muffins
wrapped in twine.
We've got a bag of mini bagels.
We've got a machete.
That's the Billy Wayne Davis podcast in machete.
We've got a large knife.
Yeah, a kitchen knife.
And Sophie's got a switch blade.
I gave Sophie my walking around knife.
His everyday knife.
Your standard knife.
And that's not to mention all the various snacks
and beverages that are also on this table,
but I think these are the items you were referring to.
So this twine wrapped around this entire box
of Thomas brand English muffins
with the original Nooks and Crannies.
Nooks and Crannies, thank you.
This is a sling, a shepherd's sling.
It's a weapon from the ancient world
that a fan of ours, a fan of mine,
made very generously, specifically to throw bagels,
but we're out of bagels.
I threw quite a few of them and did some damage
to the other recording room when Sophia was in here
and we talked about the Falwell family.
One of the things I've learned,
one thing I haven't learned about how to use this
is how to make anything I throw go in the direction
I want it to.
Oh, you don't know how to aim?
That's unimportant.
It appears to be impossible, but I have not,
I have refused to read the very helpful guidelines
that the creator of this object left me
and instead have just been recklessly tossing things
and other things.
Yeah, I think step one fling.
Step one thing, fling and no other steps.
Step two, watch.
Didn't they advise that you never use it indoors?
Yes, now, so when I started experimenting with this
and I realized that I couldn't control the direction of it,
I also realized that the best thing to do
would be to play a little game
where I fling packages of bread-based food products
at y'all and you all have large knives
to try to knock them out of the air,
much like a pinata, but flinging into the air.
However, since I can't direct the objects
to go where I want them to go,
I figured the safest thing to do
would be to arm everyone in the room
with a different kind of bladed object
and then have them stand in different areas.
Why do I have the smallest blade?
Well, it's also the best steel.
That counts for a lot, so does quality steel.
There's not a lot, I did not bring enough machetes
because I had to fly here.
Not all steel can defend you from a bread product.
And I'm sorry about that.
It's not the size that matters,
it's how much steel is there.
The size does matter, give me the machete.
Wow.
I mean, I have not decided who gets what.
You guys, I feel like whoever gets the machete first
gets the machete. Give me the machete.
Sophie wants the machete.
No, you owe me.
I want to be double armed, give me the machete.
That's not going to work well.
This is not a democracy.
Are you saying this is not a democracy,
give me the knives?
Whoa, Sophie. If it's a knifeocracy.
In between the recording of where she'll ever
and behind the bastards, producer Sophie
becomes a republic.
Things have changed.
She's been radicalized.
Wow.
So we're not going to fling objects around the room
with dangerous weapons and everyone
is saying quite yet.
Quite yet.
Just yet, okay.
Quite yet.
That's what we call, I don't know what we call that.
I'm not aware of other podcasts that do this.
Well, you're the only podcast.
I am.
Worth a toss.
What are we talking about today?
What are we talking about today?
Have you guys noticed some clowns
all around the internet?
Oh no.
And people's posts and like Twitter profiles of people
and like online, people dressing up like clowns
at protests.
Yeah, I see some clowns around.
Yeah.
You guys noticed the president of the United States
shared a video themed after take on me
that at one point has one of the people
he's talking to in a clown regalia for some strange reason.
Oh, I did not.
Yeah, that happened too.
Today's about why are the clowns
all over the place these days?
Which kind of clowns?
What Friday clowns?
Scariest clowns?
Couple kinds of clowns actually.
Couple kinds of clowns.
So in our modern era of shiny new fascist movements
tromping through the streets in various guises,
the kind of folks who don't like fascism
have found themselves in a bit of a crossroads.
At one end are the black bloc and the Antifa
who have become the boogie men and women
of breathless TV anchors.
These people say fascists need to be outnumbered,
overwhelmed and sometimes even confronted
with physical violence in order to force them off the streets.
And on the other end of things,
you have folks who believe the best action is no action.
If we ignore the fascists, they'll go away
and confronting them in the street
only earns them sympathy.
Most in the activist community tend to land in the middle
advocating a diversity of tactics.
And for years, one of the most prominent tactics
was clown-based mockery.
And we're going on a little bit of a journey for this one.
So I hope you're all excited.
Honk honk.
I'm buckled in.
The history of clowns as organized parts of activism
goes back at least as far as 2003.
When a small group in the UK formed
the clandestine insurgent rebel clown army, or circa,
they trained cadres of clowns
who would show up at the front lines of protests
and confront riot police with seltzer water honking
red noses and that one weird scarf trick clowns do, I presume.
Now, their purpose was mostly to boost the spirits of activists
dealing with police violence, washing mace out of their eyes
and cringing away from trenches and such.
At their height, circa had around 150 professional clowns
in Edinburgh, Scotland alone.
And cadres were formed in other cities in Europe
in the United States.
So that's cool.
Cool.
Sounds nice.
Still hate clowns.
Still hate clowns.
More or less OK with those clowns.
You might say that a guy like Vermin Supreme today
is kind of like the modern incarnation of that attitude
towards clowning at protests where it exists to kind of de-stress
everybody, de-esolate things, distract people.
Yeah.
Yeah, there's a sense of de-escalating and sort of like
being like, this is a silly time.
This is a silly time.
We can have some fun with it.
But also, the thing fascist hate the most is being mocked
and not taken seriously.
They hate it.
We're going to get to that.
Thank goodness.
Yeah, yeah, I think it's a complicated issue to discuss.
We'll touch on that.
Yeah.
Now, in 2005, the National Socialist Movement
decided to hold a parade on the capital
steps of Olympia, Washington.
It was to be your standard Nazi affair.
A dozen-ish guys in uniforms waving flags
trying to trigger people.
The ostensible goal of the march was recruitment,
which the group could sorely use.
A year or so later, the National Socialist Movement
would barely be able to scrape together 80 people
from across the entire United States.
So according to the Seattle Times,
instead of shouting or worse, attacking,
protesters dressed up as Nazi clowns to mimic the rally.
Ever see a Nazi clown goose-stepping?
It was like springtime for Hitler.
David Neuert, a journalist covering fascism since forever,
says after a time, onlookers seemed
to forget about the deflated white nationalist entirely.
That was the most striking defeat I've ever seen dealt
to neo-Nazis.
And Neuert still kind of holds to this line.
That's the most effective way that you can confront
these people in the streets.
That's pretty good.
In 2007, a group of fascists calling themselves Vinlanders
decided to hold a march in Knoxville, Tennessee.
They were confronted by a clown block made up of members
of the group Anti-Racist Action, or ARA.
Again, the clowns pantomime Nazi salutes and goose-stepping,
basically holding their own clown-themed version
of the rally.
When the Nazis chanted white power,
the clown shouted back, white flower,
and then threw fistfuls of flower in the air.
That's fun.
That is fun.
Yeah, that's nice.
I bet they were so mad.
I bet they were.
All this pissed off Alex Linder, the rally organizer,
so much that he charged at the clowns
and attempted to assault them.
He was arrested by Knoxville police immediately.
Again, the clowns dealt a startling blow
to roughly a dozen Nazis.
That's good.
That's pretty good.
I'm coming around on these clowns.
Yeah, you can make them look silly, make them angry,
trigger them.
Trigger them.
And then they do the violence and then they get, yeah.
Speaking of triggered,
I can see that Sophie and Katie are passing notes
and I don't know what's happening.
Katie, just give me a really cool sticker.
I gave her a sticker.
Sorry.
I feel like somebody's trying
to take my throwing sling away.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
She gave me an even more new sticker,
which you can also buy on to public.
She asked for one, so I brought it
and I didn't want to give it to her before I forgot.
I was listening.
Okay.
He's cradling his nooks and crannies right now.
He's cradling the sling.
Wrapped in the sling, yeah.
I didn't mean to offend you.
Robert, nobody's taking your sling today.
You couldn't use it as much as you want, buddy.
All right, well, when the police come later,
I'm gonna tell them you said I could use it
as much as I want.
Yeah, I'll vouch for you.
It's fine.
Thank you.
Do crime save lives.
Beautiful.
In 2012, the National Socialist Movement
again held a rally this time in Charlotte, North Carolina.
They drew about 50 supporters,
making it one of the more sizable gatherings
in the group's history.
Several hundred clowns showed up to counter-protest,
outnumbering the Nazis five to one by some accounts.
Again, they tossed white flour
in response to Nazi chance of white power.
This counter-protest was organized
by the Latin American Coalition.
Their youth coordinator, Lacey Williams,
said this to WCNC.
The message from us is, you look silly.
We're dressed like clowns
and you're the ones that look funny.
Yeah.
Okay, yeah.
Not inaccurate.
Not inaccurate.
In January, 2017, more than 500 Swedish Nazis
from the Nordic Resistance Movement
held a rally in the city of Falun
on International Labor Day.
They were confronted by the activist group We Are Dalarna,
many of whom showed up yet again dressed as clowns.
Ivan Midzic, a representative of the counter-protesters,
showed Radio Sweden that he had come to believe humor
was the most potent weapon against fascist extremists.
Angry people, they know how to meet anger.
They know how to meet hate and violence,
but they don't know how to meet humor.
We could see they were very troubled by having us there.
Now, Midzic said that his clown rally was directly inspired
by the ongoing activism of clown cadres in Finland
who had shown up in clown block
to counter the anti-immigrant group Soldiers of Odin for years.
By 2017, the idea of confronting fascists with clowns
was rather popular with activists all over the globe.
From an optic standpoint,
this sort of activism was certainly successful.
Mainstream news sources were markedly more positive
towards activists who dressed as clowns
rather than in black,
even when the activists dressed in black
didn't do anything.
Now, Justin Bates is from Charlottesville, Virginia.
In the wake of the 2017 rally that killed Heather Hire,
or in which Heather Hire was murdered by a Nazi,
he started to get racist robocalls from Scott Rhodes
of Idaho.
You guys remember Scott Rhodes, Road to Power?
Yeah.
We talked about him during the midterms.
Yeah, I do.
Fun guy.
I love when these colorful characters pop up again.
It's like in Frasier when somebody from Cheers
would come in once a season.
Love that.
It's comforting.
It's comforting.
The American fascist cinematic universe.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just popping in.
Everybody's Woody Harrelson.
I'd watch that.
I'd watch that.
Now, yeah, so he starts getting these very racist,
very anti-Semitic robocalls from Scott Rhodes of Idaho.
Now, Bates decided to counter this by organizing an event
where people would dress as clowns and play accordions
outside Rhodes' home.
Quote, he targeted my home town.
So I said, OK, if he wants to use his First Amendment rights
to spread his ridiculousness, then
I'll use my First Amendment rights
to spread my own ridiculousness.
And you know what?
Why not do it in front of his house for as long as possible?
Because if he's going to torment my friends and neighbors
and their homes and businesses with his stupid shit,
if he wants to get into a stupid shit competition,
I'll win that every day.
That's a choice quote.
It's a good quote.
It just says stupid, expletive, but I
think it's pretty honest who's saying stupid shit.
Yeah.
That's real good.
Now, that does sound like a fun idea.
And unfortunately, I've actually found no evidence
that Scott ever made this happen.
Somebody does find it.
I would love to be corrected on that.
But what's interesting to me is that all the coverage
at the time focused on the idea in a video
he made of a clown.
Bates announced in 2018 that he'd
planned to do this next spring.
But as far as I'm aware, nothing happened this spring.
Nonetheless, it's interesting to me
how much media attention he received for this idea that
didn't actually happen versus how much media attention is
received by a lot of rallies from activists I've seen who've
gotten hundreds or even thousands of people to show up
and how nobody cares about it.
Here's a short list of the sites that covered Bates's
not a clown stunt stunt.
It didn't happen.
FloridaPolitics.com, UKNews.yahoo, spokesman.com,
Blavity, Huffington Post, Bonner County Daily Bee, Newsweek,
and KHQ.
All of those people covered it with man's response
to a neo-Nazi robo-caller.
Sin Clowns, that's Newsweek.
A Virginia Mound found a hilarious way
to troll a racist robo-caller.
It got a lot of coverage.
Nothing ever happened.
Weird to me.
It is weird.
Maybe a sign, though, that it actually
is a good tactic if there's more follow through,
because the media seems interested in covering it.
Yeah, it's a story that they can latch onto.
And they're not going to fall into the trap
that they always do with the false equivalence
and things like that.
It's just like, no, here's just what's going on.
They're not making a judgment, really.
About whether or not someone should protest outside
somebody's house.
Yeah, or whether or not one side is just
as dangerous as the other.
Exactly, yeah.
They're just very straightforward,
supportive of the silly thing, as opposed to framing it
like it's a serious issue.
And if it's a serious thing, then you
have to be like, well, what are they both saying?
Are they both the same?
Is one violent one?
It's all nonsense.
Yeah, interesting lessons there.
Now, it's hard for me to judge the actual efficacy
of the tactic of confronting Nazis with clowns,
because for one thing, it does not
seem to actually dissuade Nazis from continuing to march.
In May of 2018, the Nordic resistance movement
marched again in Ludvika, Sweden,
again with around 500 people.
Clowns against racism rallied against them,
and they drew more activists than ever to show up in clown
block, which proved to be a problem.
Because for the first time, the clowns
drew in enough numbers that they had to have a permit to march.
And since they hadn't gotten a permit,
the police reported the organizer for contravening
the law on public order.
Ah, there it is.
But again, these guys kept marching
after being confronted by clowns.
If you're trying to make the case out of stop them,
you've kind of got a long road to go there,
even though there's some evidence
that it can be very effective and can trigger them
to make a bad optics decision has happened in Olympia.
Right, it seems to be effective in certain ways.
But not in the main way.
It's not a silver bullet.
They aren't scared of clowns like I am.
Yeah, they're not Katie.
They aren't me, yeah.
And if they were Katie, they wouldn't be Nazis.
They wouldn't, exactly.
There wouldn't be a problem.
Quite a catch.
Yeah, something to that.
Just like they know how to deal with anger,
because that's where so much of them comes from.
And they know like, oh, if I'm triggering you,
then I'm going to stay calm.
And I'm going to be like, well, what?
Everyone's racist, you know?
Just because I say this.
And they know how to handle that.
But they really, it doesn't stop them.
But they don't handle it very well.
Yeah.
Now, dire, or then all of that, is the fact
that in recent months, Nazis themselves
seem to have found a way to adopt aspects of this tactic
for themselves.
Oh, good.
And this brings me, rather unfortunately,
to the Honkler meme.
Honkler?
Honkler, yeah.
Honk, honk.
Yeah, yeah, that's literally, yeah.
That's what he says, that's what it is.
If you spend a lot of time on Twitter, or Reddit,
or any of the other foul corners of the internet.
Log off, and just burn your computer.
Walk outside, pet a cat.
But if you spend time on those places,
you've probably run across strange images
of a green frog dressed as a clown, as a pepe.
This is Honkler.
He's essentially a pepe meme in clown face.
I'm going to quote now from an article by Jared Holt
from Right Wing Watch.
Online personalities in far right and white nationalist
online circles are attempting to attribute racism
and anti-Semitism to an image of a cartoon character pepe
the frog depicted poorly drawn and as a clown.
And that effort has gained notable traction in recent months.
Far right proponents want the broader internet
to believe the character directly represents
their worldview, but the situation in the whole
represents an attitude shift in far right circles online,
and a slow inching forward even towards
more radical elements of the movement.
Now, that might sound a little bit weird,
but the more radical view is a sort of hardcore nihilism
that's currently sweeping the ranks of very online fascists.
See, they were pretty optimistic for the first couple of years
of Donald Trump's election,
thinking that he was going to do all of the Nazi shit
they'd wanted him to do, but he only did some of it.
Yeah, not enough.
Not nearly enough.
Not being explicit about it either.
He's still, yeah.
And their lives still suck, which is a problem for them.
So a lot of these guys have begun to lose hope
of ever instituting the murderous ethno-state they so desire.
And so all of these clown references are a reference
to the fact that they believe modern society
is a clown world where races intermix
and genetically superior specimens like themselves
go tragically unfucked.
And then that means the world is clowny.
Yeah, it's a clown show.
And if we keep the clown world going,
it'll, what is it, Piss Earth is another term they use.
Yeah, Piss Earth, yeah.
There's a whole bunch of them.
You know what's not Piss Earth?
What?
Oh, I bet I do, I bet.
Oh, uh, uh, uh, fuck, it's on the tip of my tongue.
I can't think of what it is.
Product.
No.
And services.
Sophie's getting ready with the knife.
And I think that has just prompted me to,
when we come back, finally toss these crannies and nooks
before we get on with the story.
Look, the machete is up and for grabs.
People just grab the weapons they are.
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And we're back, we're back and there's an arms race
going on at the table.
I couldn't stand up.
Everybody gotta arm themselves,
get something to hit these nooks and crannies,
Thomas is out of the air.
I don't know what direction they're going to go in.
One weapon is for me, one is for Anderson.
She has no thumbs, so I'm holding it for her.
Katie?
I got this stapler.
Okay.
Got a cheeto.
Cody, grab the knife, blade first.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, Cody, grab the knife, blade first.
Oh, what?
You're good.
Just keep that away from me.
All right.
I'm just going to wind up and sling it.
Oh, I'm going to hurt myself.
I'm like very sad that this is happening.
Please.
It went backwards.
Went literally behind him.
It went, it went.
It needs to be behind me.
As he was winding up.
It went the most opposite direction it possibly could.
I need to be the safe way to do this.
Oh, you're not done?
Is there needs to be someone behind me.
I need to be surrounded in a forest of knives
so that I can throw this safely.
All right.
No, Cody.
Don't be the sacrificial lamb.
I mean, you can't do it a second time, right?
Cody, we need you for your effort.
There's no way to know how this is going to go.
It'll be okay.
I'm going to throw it.
All right.
Now, I think the way to do this is to swing it above my head.
Yeah!
Oh, it went sideways very violently.
Getting there.
We're getting closer.
Are we not done?
Let's try this again with the next ad break.
Somebody has to hit it with a blade.
All volunteers should be.
While it's mid-air.
Well, this is very embarrassing.
I thought it was lovely.
I kind of wish, Daniel, did you get that on video?
Video?
Yeah.
I was protecting myself.
Sophie, this is a podcast.
Thank you, Robert.
Yeah, it's audio.
Is it your first day?
Thank you, Cody.
Thank you, Katie, for not being a trash boy.
Man-splating podcasting.
You're saying it's audio-related.
It's no visual element, okay?
I got five stars.
Five stars.
No notes.
So.
Like all good memes, the Honkler and Clown World memes evolved in a decentralized fashion.
The website Know Your Meme has tracked its entire evolution, and I'm going to quote from them now.
In February 2019, racist and anti-Semitic variations of the character named Honkler began
appearing on 4chan's poll image board.
Additionally, the character is associated with the term Honk Pill, which is often described
as an absurdist alternative to black pill nihilism.
Allowing a person to appreciate the humor in an absurd universe, interpreting existence
as a cosmic joke.
Okay.
Take the Honk Pill.
Everything's a pill these days.
Yeah, it's all pills.
Yeah.
I'm just, I don't want to take any more pills.
Yeah.
Take some soma.
Just like two medicaid.
Isn't that a pill?
It is a great pill.
Yeah.
We should, someone should go back in time to the Wachowski sisters and be like, don't
make it a pill.
Don't do it.
Don't make it a pill.
I know this is a fine from a narrative standpoint in 1999, but we're all going to regret it.
Yeah.
Be like, instead of a pill, like an enema.
Yeah.
An enema.
Take the red enema.
Take the enema or the blue enema.
Yeah, that's interesting.
Ah, you've been honk enema.
God, I am.
You just be honked.
You've been honked.
I am so ready for when deepfakes allow us to replace that scene in the matrix with Keanu
Reeves getting an enema.
The actual honkler image was first posted on 4chan that January with the message, what
emotion does this image evoke from you?
Almost immediately users hit upon the idea of using the meme as yet another dog whistle
to signal national socialist beliefs.
So this is the, you can see, this is honkler.
Oh, there he is.
I'm sure you've seen this guy floating around Twitter.
Yeah.
So the guy says that.
And then one of the first responses is someone saying, honk honk equals HH, Heil Hitler.
If you honk, you're a honky taking back the rainbow mocking the, the parentheses that mean
something is Jewish clown world, clown world and say the clown world is created by the
Jews.
And then somebody quoted that and said, why Hong Kong is the next okay sign?
And then someone else said, taking back the rainbow brother doesn't belong to faggotomites
and transfreaks.
Honk honkler.
And they have a picture of, of honkler with the, the rainbow wig on in front of a gas
chamber.
Classic.
Yeah.
So that happened very quickly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I really jumped on that.
Yeah.
They really were like, yeah, let's turn this into another Nazi dog whistle.
I know how to do that.
This is literally the only thing we do anymore on the internet.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is make things Nazi that didn't need to be.
I do not have to clear my schedule.
Let's do this.
I have nothing else going on.
On February 11th, users on 4chan's poll board launched Operation Honk with the goal of spreading
the honkler meme across the internet.
Their goal was to get it into general circulation and hopefully convince normies to start spreading
it around without any idea as to its origin from one of their posts.
They will adopt our child and post honkler on social media under mainstream memes already
in circulation.
There will come a time when we must take him back.
Whether of the honk or not, we must perpetuate this meme to show the world our ideas.
So stupid.
So dumb.
Huge dorks.
Whether of the honk or not.
All these mass shootings.
Um, yeah.
Very frustrated that we have to care about this.
Yeah.
I would love to ignore these people.
Really?
That would be great if they weren't a concern.
If a detectable fraction of them didn't shoot up random walmarts, it would be nice to ignore
them.
And like talk to each other.
And talk to each other and try to get each other to shoot up walmarts.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Cool stuff.
A honk Facebook page was quickly created and the meme rapidly spread outside the confines
of the chants and into the wide world of other incredibly shitty people.
One of those people was noted actor James Woods celebrated actor James Woods.
On April 8th, he posted this little gym to his Facebook page.
Now what is that?
What is that?
What does that look like to y'all?
Wait, which?
The bottom one.
I mean, it looks like the honkler.
It is honkler.
What was in front of an African-American lady.
That's not quite all of the subtext.
Do you recognize what that image is based off of Katie?
No, I don't.
It's a picture of honkler in a car mugging towards the camera.
And it's basically just traced over a drawing of the Christchurch shooter in his car.
That's what it is.
It's the Christchurch shooter.
It's Brenton Tarrant as honkler in front of a YouTube personality that they did not
get that wrong.
Jesus.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And that's James Woods sharing a honkler meme of the Christchurch mass shooter.
Do you think he knew that it was Christchurch shooter?
Hard to say.
Cause like you guys didn't.
It wasn't an instant.
Once he said it, I was like, oh yeah, it's the car.
It's that image that we know.
It's strange to think of sharing something.
But yeah, I guess.
I have no idea if Woods knew.
He knew what the clown world, cause the clown world's taken on two meanings.
Both of them are that the world's fundamentally absurd because of all this multiculturalism
bullshit.
But the two different ways of taking that is the not explicitly nasty way is that like,
well, these SJWs and these liberals are just so absurd with what they think the world should
be.
The clown world because of that.
And then on the explicitly Nazi side, it's the Jews are the ones making it be that way.
And that's why it's.
Well, right.
It's always that like that little leap you need to make.
Yeah.
And I mean, I've seen even like, don't want to talk about Tim Poole, like he's done videos
where he's like, people say the honkler thing is like about Nazis and stuff, but it's actually
not.
It's just because the world is so nuts.
And it's like, yeah, you're helping there, buddy.
It's very frustrating.
It's very frustrating.
And I don't believe that James Woods is as four channels would say, Jew pilled, right?
Which I don't think he understands entirely what he's saying.
He's old.
He's old and not smart.
And it's like internet stuff, like it's internet stuff, like to parse that kind of thing.
Someone probably told him it's a conservative thing.
And he was like, well, okay.
And what specifically why he posted, he was declaring war with hashtag clown lady and
the clown lady in the picture, the woman who the, the Tarrant clown is looking at is a
YouTuber named Lil lunchbox.
And she provoked the ire of the right wing when she complained about the honkler meme
and particularly complained about the appropriation of rainbow imagery by the right.
She said, I'm ready to go to motherfucking CL war, clown war over this, you're not going
to take a symbol of happiness and acceptance and multiculturalism and turn it into something
racist and antiseptic and homophobic.
I think she meant anti-Semitic and transphobic.
So that's like, that's the reaction they wanted, that's the reaction they wanted.
And James Woods is declaring war on her in this, but then his responses got really weird
because like Woods spent the rest of the day like watching more of, and more of her footage
and like, it seems like he actually seriously did start to enjoy her stuff.
And then he started posting positive things about her.
She's my new favorite person on Twitter.
I mean, she's certainly committed to her position about things.
She's willing to go to war.
I like her.
I'm not kidding.
I mean, there's the clown stuff and the nuts of liberal stuff, but she's likable.
I don't know why I'm still smiling.
I started out making fun of her video, but no, I'm really curious about her.
So I mean, that's charming to me.
He also might just have been backtracking, but someone was like, oh, you, you spread
terrorist propaganda.
He's like, ah, fuck.
I like her.
I mean, you could just delete it.
It's the lips, but like, yeah, yeah.
Now I was lurking on 8chan the same day this happened.
And so I was able to watch them react to this because they had created the original image
that then got chopped up of, of Tarrant as Honkley.
Like that started on a chance poll board.
So they were very excited to see someone as relatively mainstream as James Woods.
You share it.
And they immediately then started taking pictures of little lunchboxes face and photoshopping
her with green skin and a rainbow clown wig and turning her into a Honkler, which is just
sort of the way the internet works when it does stuff like that.
But I will say, I don't think James Woods quite knew what he was doing.
No.
I mean, it's, it's what happened.
It's like their goal.
Like you're not, he's not looking at this and going, oh yeah, the terrorists and Hitler
stuff.
It's like, he's going, oh yeah, these clowns, it is clowns.
Right.
When Donald Trump retweeted that eight-chan meme of Hillary Clinton with a star of David
on it.
It's like, he didn't think that was a star of David, he just said, oh, someone else
hates Hillary.
Fuck yeah.
Right.
Well, he didn't take that much time to know about it.
It's the, the fact that you are so connected to these communities that's a concern.
It's that like, how did you see this racist thing and why did you connect to it and, and
retweet it?
Like James Woods has some access to, uh, and relationship with people who were sharing
these Nazi things.
He's just not going, oh yeah, they're Nazis, I guess their goal is, uh, it's, it's, it's
a, it's upsetting.
It's a, it's, it's not great.
It's not, uh, the way I would prefer things work in national politics.
But here we are.
You mean secret Nazis tricking, uh, famous people into sharing their, yeah, that would
be, that would be good if that didn't happen.
And famous people reacting to it by generally saying, well, I guess I'll defend Nazis now
rather than admit that I got tricked.
Oh, humans.
It's great.
I really love 2019.
Yeah.
Pretending that it's not a problem and that there's nothing, nothing going on and there
isn't a community of people that actively do this on purpose.
It makes me think 2020 might just be a pretty good year.
Comparatively.
Ever.
The least best year of all of them.
That seems negative.
Ever.
Ever.
Ever.
Welcome to the, not the best of it.
Yep.
Yep.
You know how it goes.
Everything so smart, smart, smart.
Yeah.
Now I don't know what was going on with James Woods and I won't pretend to, but I do know
that the shit posters on 8chan took to honk their memes like a duck takes to racism.
When I started writing this episode, I looked through my giant document, Saved 8chan posts
and the first honkler meme I found on there was from April 8th, which was, yeah, again,
the same day that James Woods made that post, although I think it happened earlier than that
and I just didn't choose to save those images.
But here's an example of one of the more baffling versions of this meme that I really
don't even know what's trying to be conveyed there.
It's clearly based off the shining.
You've got, yeah, an axe coming through a bathroom where a woman is half dressed and
then the honkler's little face peering through the wall.
Oh, she's, she's dressed all sexy.
Yeah.
There might be some insol shit there.
It's really hard to say.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I honestly have no idea what the message of that is even supposed to be.
I guess peeping Tom kind of thing.
I don't know.
Is there something going on there?
No, I doubt it.
There's dildos on the shelf though, so I bet they'd call her a Stacey or something.
Right.
Like there's, there's some mixed messaging there.
It seems, yeah.
It's unclear.
Or maybe they're just saying we're going to kill women who like dildos.
Yeah.
Or just women.
Yeah.
Women.
It's just sexist.
We resent the women.
You know what doesn't kill the women?
What?
The products that support this podcast.
Oh, yeah.
I hope.
Yep.
They don't.
They don't.
Good.
We've had all of our products.
Daniel's saying this is a good idea.
Well, I feel safe.
Thank you.
I'm going to buy them now.
I thought they were going to harm women, but.
Selfie's picking up her knife.
Yeah.
Everybody should get their knives ready.
As soon as we come back from the break, it's going down.
Oh gosh.
All right.
Time to get my stapler out.
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Well we're back and because we're coming back from a break, I'm going to attempt to properly
fling the thing with the sling in enough of a direction that somebody with a weapon is
able to hit them out of the air and make these now rather crumbled English muffles burst like
a piñata filled with gluten.
A gluten yada.
Alright, alright, I'm going to call my shots first.
Cut!
But at least it stayed in the sling.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, you're getting better.
It went to where it was the second time.
Is it supposed to stay in the sling?
Not eventually.
But initially.
Sure.
Long enough to build up.
Yes!
Whoa!
If you did not duck, that might have got you square in the face.
There's truly no way that I could have defended myself from that.
I mean ducking, that counts as defense.
Well right, if I had ducked.
Ducking is a matter of defense.
Robert, say sorry to Katie for almost killing her.
Katie, I'm sorry for almost killing you.
I was trying to hit Sylvie.
Honestly, Katie.
I don't have any choice but to accept your apology.
Here's the machete.
Thank you.
I think you need it more than I do now.
See, if the machete had been there, you could have hit the bagels.
Will you toss those back to me, Daniel?
Or I would have hurt myself with the machete when I ducked.
No, you would have saved it.
You would have cut them in half.
We were like, oh, it's amazing.
I should have got the machete.
How many women got damaged?
Not enough.
They're mushed up.
Daniel, Daniel said not enough.
No, that's not what I said.
Robert, you're still employed.
Good job.
Well, we'll have to change that.
Oh, God.
Tossing papers doesn't have quite the oomph.
I love tossing.
I'm just a toss fan.
Mm-hmm.
I'm a tosser.
For fuck's sake, Robert.
I don't know what that means, but British people say.
Yeah, I think it has something to do with oral sex.
Go swivel, you tosser.
Oh.
And then you do, like, a reverse peace sign.
Oh, what does tosser mean?
Oh, like, because that's the British one.
Yeah.
Yeah, for the butt.
You tosser.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, I thought it was something else.
I mean, it might be about Anilingus.
Is that what you're referring to?
No.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's a tendency to show off or brag in an excessive and embarrassing way.
Well, there you go.
Oh, because I bragged about my tossing.
Yeah.
And it worked.
Wow, you're a tosser about your tossing.
Oh, boy.
I hope nobody relies on these English muffins for breakfast.
You're fine.
Oh, good.
Are you going to put them back?
Well, yeah.
I'm not going to waste food.
That's good.
Thank you.
Thank you for praising me.
You're good.
I love being praised.
The Honkler meme quickly generalized into the clown world meme, which we talked about a
little bit earlier, but it started with the Honkler and then turned into the broader cloud
world thing.
Memes are confusing.
The clown world obviously involves references to clowns aimed at making the point that our
modern world is social justice and treating women like people is fundamentally absurd.
This actually has its origins back before the Honkler meme.
So this is one of the things that's confusing about this.
Wait, that women...
No, no, no.
There's the clown world to refer to that.
Oh, OK.
Yeah.
There are references on archived discord conversations between fascists as early as 2017, which is
well before the start of the Honkler meme, although it seems to have just been a term
they were using rather than sort of a meme in and of itself.
Right.
So I'm going to read a little conversation from the Vibrant Diversity chat room, which
was frequented by many of the people who marched and organized the bloody 2017 Unite the Right
Rally in Charlottesville.
A lot of those people do terrorism.
Sure.
Sure.
Weird that a lot of those people are doing terrorism.
A lot of them.
Like a statistically significant number of them have done a terrorism or two.
Like every couple of months you see a terrorism done or like a suspected terrorism done and
you're like, that person looks familiar.
Oh, here they are marching literally next to this other terrorist.
Here they are marching right next to this terrorist.
Cool.
Yeah, quite something.
So these posts came after a long discussion about whether or not transgender people should
be able to serve in the military.
Of course it did.
Very woke takes.
Yeah, I bet.
They take a lot of things into consideration.
Horatio Carey.
Honestly putting trannies on the front line is cruel.
Camp and Carl.
To the enemy?
Horatio Carey.
LOL.
Vanguard.
Seriously, they should be put in front line service.
Horatio Carey.
Cannon fodder.
Camp and Carl.
I hate it.
Just don't waste any armor or weapons on them.
Horatio Carey.
Tranny Corps.
Northern underscore Confederate.
LOL such clown world.
Thankfully our president, all caps and ARE, has a simple solution.
Tranny has a simple solution to trannies.
No.
So that's good.
That's good.
That was unpleasant to listen to.
It really was.
That's the first reference I can find a clown world in one of those really clear discussions
that maybe earlier was.
That's cool.
I hate it.
Thank you for hating it.
It is.
Good job, Robert.
Yay.
As is usually the case, the clown world and Honkler memes quickly traveled from the
most extreme corners of the internet to more mainstream Nazis.
Whoa.
Really?
Get out of town.
Get out of town.
Get out of town.
Get out of town.
Get out of town.
Get out of town.
Get out of town.
Get out of town.
Go on.
Get out of town.
But then if somebody gets hit when you're telling Nazis to get out of town, you'll be declared
domestic terrorist.
That is true.
It's the same.
I love our system.
I think it's helpful.
It's good.
It has no flaws.
I'm going to read from right wing watch again.
Great.
Honkler and clown world memes were recently incorporated into GoiTalk, a new but growing
web-based white nationalist podcast.
The show's hosts advocate white nationalism in an attached way and embody the same increasingly
nihilistic attitude among the white nationalist and white supremacist movements in the United
States, conveyed in the repetition of the word clown world.
GoiTalk hosts express racist and anti-Semitic views as a staple of their programming, with
guests that include David Duke, Christopher Cantwell, and Patrick Little.
Nevertheless, they are ultimately nihilistic about the state of the world and their ability
to change it without mass-organized action reminiscent of the violent writings of James
Mason in his book, Siege.
Whoa.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Who's feel bad?
I know a lovely Chris Cantwell, who's a wonderful director, whenever I hear these things.
That's an unfortunate name to have at this point.
Yeah.
Halton Catch Fire.
Halton Catch Fire.
A lot of great sketch comedy back in the day, too.
Yeah.
Anyway.
Yeah.
It's unfortunate.
It's ironic that the good Chris Cantwell directed Halton Catch Fire because the bad
Chris Cantwell, I would not have a problem if he were to Halton Catch Fire.
There it is.
Nailed it.
Beautiful.
So, guys like Christopher Cantwell and David Duke are fundamentally different parts of
the fascist media ecosystem from, say, the guys on 4chan.
And the fact that folks associated with them had latched onto the Honkler meme is evidence
that it had essentially spread to the uncool sections of the Nazi right by this point,
by kind of like the middle of this year, early quarter, first quarter of this year, the end
of that quarter.
So my guess is that the channers behind Honkler probably reacted to this into the same way
we all did when our parents first got onto Facebook and started spreading minions memes.
Like, this is kind of that for Nazis.
Right.
And they're like, oh, David Duke's in on it now, we gotta find a new thing to be Nazis
about.
The crying Nazis doing it now.
Yeah.
The crying Nazis doing it now.
Fuck.
Yeah.
Here's a note.
Yeah.
You're all fucking dorks.
You're not cool.
Stop it.
You're as cool as David Duke.
That's your note for the Nazis?
That's my note for the Nazis.
Well, I'll let the Nazis know.
Thank you.
We were really directing that directly at them.
The Nazis.
Yeah.
Made direct eye contact with Robert.
I will let the Nazis know.
Please let them know.
Yeah.
It is now filtered, it being the Honkler meme, has now filtered thoroughly out of the weird
right wing internet and into the streets.
I'm not precisely sure when the first fascist demonstrators started marching in clown gear.
The first time I saw it was in May of 2019 when Joey Gibson of Patriot Prayer held a
rally in Albany, New York with a tiny gaggle of proud boys.
Now, this wasn't a way game for Joey, who usually marches in Portland in Seattle, and
it was a huge flop.
Nobody even showed up to counter-protest him.
Only one journalist showed up to write about it, and the whole event was forgotten basically
as soon as it happened.
The only noteworthy part of this rally was the fact that several proud boys showed up
in clown face.
And guys, I will include some of these pictures on the site.
Oh, good.
You do owe it to yourself.
There's been some sad clowns in the past.
I feel like that's a thing that is regularly done.
But this guy here is the saddest clown.
Oh, you're a sad clown.
Your pity is warring with your disgust, isn't it?
Oh, yeah.
It's like taking an ant acid after drinking a bunch of acid.
Is this the one I think it is?
I don't know.
Is it?
No, it's the other one.
Isn't that one good?
He just looks so dejected.
It's like the Snoopy music is playing.
Oh, yeah.
Or Charlie Brown.
Yeah.
He pulled a fucking football out from them to that kid's clown shoe.
Oh, yeah.
I was expecting one.
I got another one.
It's a delicious treat.
There's some great ones.
There's some really great ones.
Now, a month or so later, the clown world meme reached what I have to suspect will be its
saddest form, perhaps its hypothesis.
Alex Jones featured it on Infowars.
Now, Jones has a long history of pulling content from 4chan and 8chan, mainly in the form of
conspiracy theories and the very dumbest of memes.
This time, he appropriated the term clown world, which again was first coined by literal
Nazis to describe the nihilistic rage that they felt with their inability to stop people
from race mixing or accepting LGBT people.
Jones, however, used it for his special coverage of the democratic debates.
Infowars.com presents Clown World, the greatest comedy show on earth.
The promotional graphic features all the democratic candidates in crudely photoshopped clown face.
Elizabeth Warren also wears a Native American headdress.
Bernie Sanders is a mime.
Joe Biden is, for some reason, done up as Jack Nicholson's version of the Joker.
What?
I really don't understand.
They're all different types of clowns.
Oh, this is bizarre.
Like Elizabeth Warren.
Okay, obviously, that's the one thing every lazy right-wing pundit hits her for.
Cory Booker is the most terrifying.
I get Sanders for mime because he's the oldest of them.
Yeah, you haven't been the old timey as clown.
Why is Joe Biden Jack Nicholson's Joker?
It's so weird.
Because he carries an absurdly long handgun that he uses to shoot the bat plane out of the air?
Yeah, that's so weird.
Does he?
Did he?
It probably is.
You know what?
Points to Alex Jones.
That's fair.
Well, he also fell in that vat of acid.
And Joe Biden's eye exploded that one time.
This is before that, right?
This is before that.
This is before Biden's eye exploded.
The night before?
Oh, no.
That was later.
Very cool.
Very cool.
Check out the podcast Knowledge Fight if you want some coverage of Jones' clown world show.
But obviously, it wasn't good because it's bad.
I guess it's not Jones' corny.
Yeah, and he's not even fun anymore because so many people are threatening to actively suing him that he can't even be that fun.
Yeah, he's really trying to tone it down because he realizes, oh, I guess I can get sued for all the important things.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now, about a month before I wrote this, at the end of September 2019, a straight pride parade was held in Boston.
It was organized by a coalition of fascists, outright neo-Nazis, and Miloni-Ianopolis.
During a powerfully sad press conference for the event, one of the organizers was asked,
what do you say to taxpayers who want to know why you're wasting the city's resources because you three guys can't get laid?
The organizer responded, the world is clown world.
The world's gone crazy because there's nothing wrong with being straight.
What?
Great.
Okay, man.
Okay, man.
You know what?
At least it's very lucid.
Light on.
And like a clearer thought.
Yeah.
Like really an answer.
Really a solid answer.
Several attendees at the parade were photographed dressed as clowns.
Two men wore honkler costumes, complete with green face paint.
Oddly enough, the counter-protest of this event also included clowns.
Well, activists on the ground.
That's confusing.
Yeah, it really is.
Well, activists on the ground battled with the Boston police, who went a little bit nutfuck on the demonstrators.
Online anti-fascists started flooding Twitter and other social media apps with pictures and footage of large groups of clowns,
tagging the footage as part of the Straight Pride Parade.
It wasn't, of course.
This was just unrelated clown footage.
But that's where things sit now.
We've gone from activists dressing as clowns to keep each other's spirits up, to marching in clown costumes to counter serious,
uniformed neo-Nazis, to fascist demonstrators willingly dressing themselves as clowns while online anti-fascists flood the internet with fake clown footage
in order to distract from their real event.
Seems...
You guys excited about where we are?
That's fun.
What a fun little episode.
What a fun, fun thing.
I'm more excited about where we're heading.
What a rollercoaster I went on regarding clowns.
Hating clowns, starting to like them, back to hating them, even more than I hated them originally.
I do hope that what we see 2020, if this evolution continues,
is two large groups of functionally indistinguishable clowns beating each other in the street while the police just go,
who do we tear gas?
I guess everybody!
I think that's what we call a civil war.
Yes.
It's that false equivalence that you're helping a little bit, where it's like the Sneeches.
Sneeches on beaches.
You keep switching back and forth, and then you're like, who's the clown?
What are you protesting for or against?
Oh, you're a fascist, but I'm not.
But to you, I am.
I guess we're both clowns now.
It's great.
That's not.
I disagree.
Sorry.
Well, I hope this was helpful.
Very.
I now know I have a new enemy.
Yes.
Clowns still?
Clowns still.
Clowns still.
Speaking of clowning.
I know he's going to do one more.
I'm going to try it.
I'm going to try it.
I don't think I want.
You're going to do it.
Don't try.
Do it.
Thank you, Cody.
Thank you for believing in me.
Absolutely.
Always.
I'm just going to start off by going down.
Not a bad decision.
Cody, I gave you the machete.
I can't.
I'm specifically not violent.
Cody, get the machete.
The machete scares me.
Dantle has the machete.
I got it.
I got it.
Dantle has the machete.
Dantle, you be careful with that machete.
Protect the Anderson.
So if you make sure the OSHA guy doesn't come in.
All right.
I'm going to close my.
I'm going to do this like Luke Skywalker.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Well, that wasn't great.
Well, guys, it's another episode done.
Another miserable failure.
In the bag.
In the bag.
We did it.
You did it, Robert.
You guys have some plug-ups to plug?
Yeah.
Dantle's still holding that machete.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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That's right.
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He threw Nooks and Crannies.
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Do it.
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