Bein' Ian With Jordan - Gunt Boys W/ Dan St. Germain & James Donald Forbes McCann | Bein' Ian with Jordan Episode 161

Episode Date: August 27, 2025

In Episode 161, Ian solves the Epstein jail cell conspiracy with the hilarious Dan St. Germain and James Donald Forbes McCann. They boys also talk pro wrestling conspiracies, murder, & show off their sweet lil tummies.Sub to the Patreon for early episode access and bonus Patreon only episodes/content: https://www.patreon.com/BeinIanpodIAN FIDANCE | WILD HAPPY & FREE | FULL STAND UP SPECIAL:https://youtube.com/watch?v=-30PenMy1O8JORDAN JENSEN | DEATH CHUNK: https://youtube.com/watch?v=ytsilX-QL3s&t=2s Podcast Merch Here!: https://www.coldcutsmerch.com/collections/bein-ian-with-jordan-podcast-Support the show and get 10 FREE MEALS from Hello Fresh! Go to HelloFresh.com/SKA10FM Follow Jordan Jensen: @jordanjensenlolstophttps://instagram.com/jordanjensenlolstopSee Jordan Live! - https://punchup.live/jordanjensenFollow Ian on Twitter, Twitch, and Instagram: @ianimal69https://instagram.com/ianimal69/See Ian Live! - https://punchup.live/ianfidanceFollow Dan St. Germain Here: https://instagram.com/danstgermain/See Alex Live! - https://punchup.live/danstgermainFollow James Donald Forbes McCann Here: https://instagram.com/jdfmccann/See Caitlin Live! - https://jdfmccann.comPlease RATE, REVIEW, and SUBSCRIBE to Bein Ian with Jordan on all platforms!Produced by: Ethan Dupreehttps://instagram.com/e.dupree/Edited by: James Webbhttps://instagram.com/thechicagopro/Intro song: “Bein Ian with Jordan” by Wesley Schultz and Ian FidanceOutro song: Title Holder “It Doesn’t Matter”

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with Jordan there so but I heard he admitted to beating somebody to death in his trailer park and throwing the body away which he did that in his teens which made sense

because this rich dad didn't find him until he was 16 okay Um, he, he, he, he, he fucked a girl in front of everyone. Who's everyone? Is it the roster? No, no, no, like, yes. Teddy Long was there?

No, no, no. The Smackdown bus. Haystacks Calh. They were, they were on a European trip, trip. And Vince started fingering Ashley Mizarro on the flight. And then Vince goes when they got in the tarmac. All right, everyone get on the tarmac. They all went on the tarmac and watched is the fucking plane bounced back and forth.

And Vince just fucked this girl in front of them. He's an absolute maniac. true you can fuck so hard a plane can bounce uh because he would probably want it was an eddie guerrero plan so anyway a lot of crazy stuff about that place that wow even more crazy there's stuff in that is ray mysterio nice guys nicest guy you're okay good him and his son are very nice incredibly nice shay no mac i did not meet him there they all shit on him but uh there's a reason for that too he did some big big folds well the last one he just broke his leg so dude that fall of him from the top

yeah that's iconic who threw him off that thing it was tager it was i mean like it was a it was definitely crash pad but like it was but if you watch the match the match the match is dog shit and it's like 30 minutes and it's it's all building to that moment um so it's it's it was a great match that doesn't get i know people not talk about it because maybe let's let's start ready okay Hey, everybody, eInfinance.com to see me on the road. August 20th, Irvine Improv, August 23rd, Levity Live, Oxnard. And the following weekend, Labor Day weekend,

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Wait, we're public now? No more accusing people of the things you were accusing. No more accusing people of murder with a lot of information that could make it actually something that someone did do. No more of that. I've had a couple people admit murder to me. And

it is true. I'll tell I'll tell you, I'll tell you, one guy, one guy, it was in college. A guy said he was going to, a guy, his cousin got shot and he said he was going to kill the guy who killed his cousin. I don't know if it was true or not. I was too blackout to follow up. And then the other time, I had a friend of mine who killed somebody in prison. But that was, that was a different situation. He got put in prison and the guy tried to beat him to death in his jail cell.

So my friend beat him to death instead. My friend's dead now. Just so you guys know at home, when Dan showed up to my house today, he had a diet. Coke, standing outside, and a bottle of rade bug spray. And I was like, what do you do? He was like, I got books.

I forgot about all this candy. I left from my bedside table, so the whole our whole bedroom is just filling the box right thing. My wife was carrying around. I made some candy and some died. My wife was, my wife was furious.

So that's why, and then Ian gave me shit for texting my wife. That's why I was texting. because she knows there's Ansel in our bedroom. But you're coming home with the raid, baby. I'm coming on with the raid, baby. Oh, you don't take care of. Papa preachers. On the episode today, I'm so excited.

We have our good old friend, Dan St. Germain. And first time on the pod, the one, the only James Donald Ford's became here. I've been to all the good. The Patreon was a real bond stormer. Dude. That was a flowing in a good time. I'm only going to be on the show if the guest suspiciously looks like me.

I just want everyone to vote. Yeah. Have you ever met your looper? How did he make such a good movie and then going to make that bad Star Wars movie? What, the Rogue One you thought was bad? No, he did the... Looper. The man who did Looper is...

Oh, Luper is great, yeah. But he did episode... I'm going to watch that tonight. He did episode eight. I loved Looper. Louper. I loved Looper. One Chinese.

I think episode eight is still better than episode nine. One thing about Looper... Sure, but it's all. I hate the makeup that they gave Joseph Gordon Love. And they like the nose? No. Didn't like... I like the Marian iconography.

It's a weirdly Catholic movie. Explain. If you watch Looper again, and you watch it through the frame of this is a Catholic movie. We didn't realize Jesus was in like every scene. It is. No, there are statues of Mary all over the place.

There are all these things about, you know, dying to save. He's the father. He's the son. He's the same person. It's a lot... I'm telling. Whoa, interesting.

Yes, I did a big... When I saw Luther... The Old Testament is mostly... Boom maker type things. A lot of it can be erased and changed. The scene with the, where they cut the guy's limbs off at the start driving around. Do you remember this? But they start torturing a man in the past to hurt him in the future.

Do you remember this? Oh, it's devastating. It's a great scene. That's kind of like, that's kind of like, if you don't forgive yourself, it can hurt you in the future. That's so true. We all need to do that. I wish I knew some people who'd done some. murders to really compete with what you've been bringing.

Tell us more about your murdering friends. No, I mean, that was the only two times. And then the third time was a friend of a friend. And I mean, I guess my grandpa, I mean, he fucking drove a tank in World War II. He was a goddamn, he killed people. Well, that's a hero. That's different. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The closest I've come is working in offices where, like, a man will accidentally admit to having raped a bunch of times. What? You know, like, I have to work drinks and then you guys there. And he's like, you know. Man, this, this meet two things really got me thinking. This stuff I've done that it gets me seen away. And you're like, is that so? You're like, it's casual Friday.

Wow. Oh, yeah. That was wild how so many people immediately were on their hackles. Like, with the thing, like, well, you know, I mean. Remember that the old women? The super size me guy came out. Like, he's like, I had something that happened to college before anyone said anything. He totally self-inflicted.

Yeah, it was like a total hurry. and then the career was over and then he was dead he died he died of cancer yeah yeah he died he died alone my friend killed him come on now you don't have to be friends with cancer no his friend was a cancer yeah and damn with the Gemini uh wow wait that guy meet tooed himself you me too to get out ahead of it you get ahead of it and the girl was like I think even the girl's like I wasn't going to say anything I think this is a bad moment for me too right because What's that? Well, that could have been a very helpful moment.

If he had done that, if he had declared, if he had done, you know, you know, when the government says, all right, immunity on hand in your guns in. If people come in and hand their guns, people at that point had gone, well, he came out and he said it, he said it's a punishment, but he gets a lighter sentence and he gets rehabilitated. I think more guys would have come out and Bill Cosby wouldn't have been out on the front foot, saying, I'm putting the, I just mean there could have been an opportunity there for truth and reconciliation, South Africans.

Yeah, the problem is you have to sit up one of those committees first. If you don't, then it's just a free-for-all, like what we got, you know. You're right. We should have a bunch of those for a bunch of different things. It's just you've got to create them, you know. But that's split it out. The Me Too thing is now, I think, completely, it's 100% done. I don't know the last person who was Me Too.

I think the phrasing is over. The reaction. Who's the last man who has a historic social? Rape? Yes. Famous man. Famous man. Famous man.

Oh, dude. You know, I walk by it today. There's a, there's a politician in New York named Harvey Epstein. No, that's a joke from S&L. No. No, isn't that a joke?

Is that real? He's a legitimate guy. I thought that that was a joke. So that was, they were making fun of a real guy with that. Yes. Oh my God. On like 7th and B,

there's his political office and it's got like Black Lives Matter and like love is like all these stuff. Logan's on it. And then it's like Harvey Weinstein for District 7, blah, blah. Yeah, yeah. Assembly District 74. Yes.

Yep. Well, there's a good chance that if Weinstein had played his cards a little bit less on the Democratic side, he would be out. No, come on. That was the only thing keeping him in the game for so long. No, I think that that was, no, but I mean, like now if he had also was like just as equivocal with Trump, Trump is already talking about getting rid of talking about partying. Chisley-Maswell. The only reason that he's not part-partying puff day.

It's not a crime to own a lot of baby oil. What do they have on Puffy? He's like, you know, he's holding back on pardoning Puff Daddy's because Puff Daddy supported Hillary. You already said that. Really? 50 said, yeah. So if Harvey had kind of like played it, maybe.

I don't agree. No, I think the Dems were running cover on Harvey for a long long time. They were. Sure, but like... And they had to run out at some point no matter who is your. But if you spread out the money, but there are certain organizations

in our country that if they spread out the money, both parties are liable. You know, we have with that a ton. We have a ton of that. With who? I don't know.

But like... Do you know, but you were rolling your eyes because you're trying not to say, do you know about more murders? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's funny your tight lip now. 20 minutes ago,

you're like, this guy killed a guy and this, I know this murderer. And now you're like, well, I don't want to get into it. Well, no. I mean, like, well, clearly we're seeing all this history of United States is a blackmail I mean

it's a great book but there's there's a lot of sexual blackmail going on with different countries this is a bit that I can't get off the ground and I'm going to abandon I'm going to say here but people got you know Trump is in the Epstein thing and Biden he was touching people and it's all they're all blackmailed

you know all the way back to what I think you know Obama was blackmailed and Clinton of course was very blackmail and so the answer I think is to just elect a notorious pedophile that we all know about it. That's a great bet.

So this guy fucks goats and he's open about it and that's, you have to do that to get in the primary. Right? And then no one will have anything over them to leverage and they can defend America. But people don't like this bit.

There's much frowning. The last, I think it's a great bet, but that would be funny to debate. It's not. I think you go to the other way and go, we need to legalize pedophilia. That's where this is headed. You know, it's, how I was, I was watching, like, the number one hits in a sequence from the 50s to now.

On YouTube, you play music video, and you get like 30 seconds of it. Britney Spears was the first really sexualized, underage woman, under 18, is a little sex child for you. Right. Well, I mean, before that, what's her name? Shirley Temple. Brooke Shields. Brooks Shields was like, in popular music. You mean in popular music?

popular culture, music. It's ratcheted up tremendously. I mean, the Billy Elish sexualization when she was young, finding exciting new ways of secretly letting people know she had big tits. Well, think about the Olson twins. They had a birthday countdown for when they turned 18. Like, it's, it's big going on.

You and I did, but they did. I was using the plural that. Who's the cashmere side woman? She had an only fan's on the day of her 18th birthday. Is her name like Bulgogi? I forget what her name is, but she's made so much fucking money. She's no doubt done very well But she made millions of dollars a day she turned 18

That was a big thing When Kylie Jenna was finally 18 That people were very excited for that I think There's a push There's a weird push Oh no There's a cultural watershed moment

Going on right now Where young things are hot Or like look at euphoria It's a TV show I think I'd get too aroused Well it's I've never seen it but on x i can't help but see some of the clips and it seems pretty full on dude it's it's weird though because it's 20 year olds playing high schoolers are massively sexualized and then it does

something to your brain where you're like well this they're so hot but they're in high school in the film but in real life they're and it's like what are you doing but i mean but i i think been doing that for all you for ferris bueller's day off you know you look at that girl is the lead and she's in high school but she's like gorgeous you know like and she wasn't in high school when she made that movie so then is your theory wrong then now that was wrong proving you wrong it's a great bit wait we're talking about the pedophile thing or the sexualizing of the younger and younger people socializing of the younger and young but i mean they are younger now i mean at least you're getting a 25 year old 30 year old and putting them in a weird

right you know it just depends on you're qualifying it though because in the 80s when you had all those like like you know she's just you know or in the 60s you You know, she's just 17. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? 16, you're beautiful. Get into my car. Oh, and that Bruce Springsteen song is like,

Hey, little girl is your daddy home? I want to pretend that you're 12. Yeah. Hold that one. So what's continue with the theory. I don't know what's happening yet, but I think this is we're having the decentralization of media and control and a return to a base primal money-making temple prostitute.

My sister. It seems it's... I mean, I... So you say now's the time to buy in. Or it could go hard repression because we all get very disgusted by it. That's what I'm hopeful for.

Well, I think a lot of... I think the numbers of Christianity are kind of skyrocketing right now because there's a pushback. And conservative Christians, not the hippie-dippy. The ones who tried to connect with the youth. There's no young people that...

If you've got a guitar, good luck to you, getting... Oh, yeah, those are mega church. We're going to play the drums behind a glass case. I hope it's done for ever. The last time there was like a real push for Nambla. It was like in the 70s, in the late 70s. Yeah, well, guess who's bringing it back the fucking gay rights movement?

No, no, that was, no, the gay rights movement shut them down. They were like, you're not the new one. Not the one that's like, let's make venturing. Fellow travelers for a while. I mean, I don't think fucking underage kids is like exclusive to the gay community. You know what I mean? Like, I think that we just had a huge scandal to show that that is very much a straight guy problem too, you know? I think Epstein's a full guy.

And a bunch of straight women who were fucking these underage kids. Or say it with me, the gay community. No, I just think, the more I read about it, the more I listen to things about it, I think Epstein might not have been a secret police operator. So what do you think he was? I think he was a pervert who, like, 16-year-olds giving him a back-rub while he jerked off and hanging out with the famous people. That's just the theory.

So he didn't fuck him. He just got a back-rub. It's almost, if you read United States of blackmail. Eagle? It is like, it is impossible to read that book and not think that he was. blackmailed by either what book United States of blackmail

that he was either blackmailed by the CIA or Mossad or a combination How did he get all that money being a fucking teacher Dalton in the 70s? And then the narrative financier Yeah he's a financier You're a fool It was a lot of money

But I just I want it's gone so far the other way We're common opinion now about him So this is definitely who he was We don't have a lot of hard evidence A lot of circumstantial evidence It's a blackmail, and it's hard of evidence. It's circumstantial. I don't know, man.

It's circumstantial. Was one of the kids named Super circumstantial? That's the only way that I could. No, no. What are the kids were circumcised? I watch the deposition videos. He's very charismatic, as Epstein. I understand why famous people would want to hang out with him on his island, even if there was no child sex happening.

He seems like an interesting man. Not a good man. Change his subject. Not a good man. Let's get out in front of this. A pervert. A pervert. So you're saying,

we're saying, we should, we, we can, so what you're saying is we can still love Jeffrey Epstein for his art. No. For his art team. All I'm saying for his art. I am open to the possibility there's not a shadowy Israeli cabal organizing all of those moves with him. What about,

You think you just did it for the love of the game? I'm saying intelligence. CIA, M6, M-I-Six, you don't think any of these. French Foreign Legion? I'm just asking questions. I don't know. And people will come from me. That's fine.

But I'm just having early questions. I accepted it without any. Please read the United States of blackmail. If you read that book and you get the end of it and you, there's any others. Is there an audio book? How do you even know that that book's real, man? Who wrote that book? Who are their sources?

What's their track record like? Just check it out. I want to. I just think we should all take a minute before we punish this innocent man to partially. I'm a little behind on my reading.

Really, just a benefactor to the arts. I think, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, Pizza Gate, I don't have, I'm more interested, I think. I think Pizza Gate things didn't get answered on that. I agree. I agree with both. Both are probably,

Pizza Gate needs to probably get looked at more and the Jeff. There was no basement. 100% pedd. The problem with... There's some weird stuff with the emails. There's some weird stuff with emails. And I'm more left, so I don't want to say.

We need succulent hot dogs. The hot dogs need succulent enough. It's not just that. It's also the art the guy had. You see that video of Obama? It's very weird. Did you see that video of Obama in a recent Zoom? He had like pedophile symbols on like a piece of clay up and everyone's like up in arms about it.

It would be a very weird time for him to do that. What's a pedophile symbol? it's like Big hand holding a little The pedophile symbol Yeah It's like Historically it's been like a green hat

With like a building on it A green hat I'll have you know This is from a very straight-laced place This is a San Francisco Botanic Gardens hat Likely story Mr Forbes Donald James McKeown

I don't think anybody should be having sex ever All right That's my position. Oh, you're like a hardline Catholic. Well, yes. I think that's a nice, you know, a lot of forgiveness, a lot of apologizing. Isn't it nice to have a little more shame?

Isn't it shame nice? I'm seeing people on the streets in New York, dressed in what? Let's get some bras on some of these ladies. I think, hold on, I said this the other day, something about shame, not like, um, I forget. Hold on. Was it pro shame? Obama pedophile things.

but the bedesta art is it's very uh disturbing but uh but i would say that the ceremonies but sure but if you want to look at but since you know water gates is whatever it's follow the money and if you look at if you read united states blackmail and you look at and this isn't i mean it's chronicling both republicans and democrats this isn't like a a party hit job it's it's very brutal to hillary it's very brutal to trump um but it's it's it's it's it's it's it's It's, it becomes, I always said this about UAP, which I have a supernatural UAP podcast. If the explanation sounds more ridiculous than this guy was probably just trafficking, using sexual blackmail for a foreign government,

which is something they've been doing since the advent of time, then you have to ask yourself, why am I, like, why, why, why does this, this cover seem so much more ridiculous than this? And it probably is because the thing is, the thing, the original thing I said is true. Look, there may come a time where I can totally cop to it And I can say he definitely did it And I still think it probably was

The agent of a foreign government But I hadn't even thought there was a counter-argument This is all I'm I just thought it was a done deal And everybody knew But then there are Epstein Maybe lies, maybe truthers

They're strong, incredible people I'm looking forward to this United States of blackmail But also I love this government I don't want to think that's happening. Like when people go, you know, there's good stuff saying that Ronald Reagan was getting pegged

and all these things. I don't think that about it. Well, I never heard that about Reagan, but I hope he's getting pegged in hell right now, by the way. Ronald Reagan is such a fucking piece of shit. He completely ignored the AIDS crisis. Jimmy Carter did a bunch of stuff for the Bronx in New York City in general.

And when he got out of office, Reagan stood on a pile of rubble in the Bronx and goes, this is what a liberal president does. I will fix this and just, and then completely... Let him die. Yeah, yeah. The AIDS crisis didn't really even start turning around until Clinton was president because of that. Giuliani's unpleasantness.

When you were defending Upsstein, I found the thing about... I want to say that. I don't want to say I was defending Epstein. I found the thing about Obama. I think, so you think, like, you have, what, like, beliefs do you have about our government that are these idealistic beliefs? It's just, it's interesting to me when I hear that, somebody come from here and be like, no, this is the way.

You know, like, I'm friends with Francis Fogg. And he and I, I love France. We have very different, probably, opinions on politics. Who's Francis Foster? He does trigonometry. I think, I mean, you have a primary system for, like, people can enter into politics here and they can get involved. And I think that that is more rare than you would think.

Almost every two-party system ever in the world is parties selecting their own people over and over again. But here, you can actually, you can go, I want to be the Republican member for, Dallas. Yeah, but you've got to have money. You've got to have such a massive amount of money. There has to be money. That it cannot, it's not a fair system. I'm not saying it's fair.

I'm saying it's more fair than anyone else's system. What about Australia's? Way less fear. Really? So much harder to get involved in Australian politics. I will say this, in Australian Europe, the speech laws are much more oppressive than here. Totally, yeah. That's one thing that was happening in Europe and Canada and everything with speech laws is fucking frightening.

I would say more than even just the, we have the hate speech things, and that's an issue, the way that they're, but also just the defamation laws. We didn't have a meet-toing, you know, our Bill Cosbys are still out there doing all their stuff. Well, the Jeffery Rush thing, he got a bunch of money. What did he do wrong? Who? Jeffrey Rush. I don't think he, I don't know the story, but I know that he counts. He won an Oscar in Shine.

He's a great actor. He's actually just in the role of Jenny. Have you seen Mystery Men? Mystery Men. Yes. Casanova Frankenstein. That's him? Yes.

He's a great actor. He was in this horror movie, Rool of Jenny Penn with John Lithgow, which was awesome. Have you seen weapons? I love it. I keep hearing about weapons. Let's go see it tonight.

Oh, it's great. I would, I would, I would 100% watch it tonight. I almost went to go and see your Jimbo this afternoon. I will say this weapons is a... It's a Ciroc Salo movie, but then it was at film. Forum, at Film Forum. Film Forum, but then there were many, many old people there, and I didn't want to be there.

It's a great theater, but it's, it's also the ass, I don't know, we're down to Tribeca, but, but, um, here's, here's that thing. Obama. Yeah, when you were defending Epstein. Stop saying that. Are you, wait, are you one of these guys who supported Trump and now because Epstein is probably connected to Trump, you're going to say Epstein isn't a thing or now? No.

Okay. Did you support Trump? I didn't support anyone. I'm not, no, because that would be, that, that's, most of the people, most of right now, In most of popular media, it's either, I don't know, it's, if you don't think Trump was involved in that, you either I don't know, like you were saying, or it's, they just don't want to admit the fact that, you know,

that their boy is involved. Oh, look, I think he's definitely, they seem to be chummy. Yeah, yeah. I think there's no question about that. Oh, I'm saying, I don't know, this is a big quagma. And also, maybe some of this is push, I've been living in Austin. It's just gospel.

Oh, that's the problem. I think you're poisoned. No, but everybody there is taking the anti-Trump. Epstein is a bad. Epstein is the agent of the Mossad and the CIA. All I'm saying is, I want to find out more about it. I have questions. I'm not trying to cast any.

Epstein was definitely getting backrubs from children and jerking off. And that's bad. And frankly, I'm not upset. I don't lose any sleep over his death. I think. Which, frankly, could have been a suicide. It could have been a suicide. Frankly, he's still alive.

He's on a beach with... I legitimately think he is still alive. Yes. You think he's alive? Oh, yeah. Where's the footage of him leaving the cell? Have you heard the conspiracy theory about the van that pulled up? No, I've not heard that conspiracy theory about the van, no.

There's apparently there was an unmarked. gray van that pulled up around the time of the missing footage and a man was escorted into that van that looked very much like Jeffrey Epstein. Interesting. I would think that that would have been used to get rid of his killer.

Money from his account is still circulating. And that's all the reasoning I have. I really haven't done to him. That's a huge. That's a huge. I didn't know that his money is. Yeah, the money is still circulating in his account. I didn't realize. I didn't realize that. I thought that for sure, I mean, from just from what I've been following is that

they had a prison transfer, I think a week later, is that they clearly had gotten in one of the inmates to do the job and then get him out and then they transfer him to another prison. That's what I had thought. But, I mean, like, look, this story is so fucking crazy that that could very much be what this is at the end. At this point, I mean, with everything that I've learned about science and our government the last year, I don't really, I can't, I can't count anything out anymore. I really have to I can't shut anybody down. James is wanting to chime in. Yes, James?

No, I'm listening. Listen, I got up at 4 a.m. and got a plane and I thought this was tomorrow. I've done two other podcasts today. I'm not bringing my brightest and my best. He was actually a huge Jolene Maxwell podcast before this.

Wouldn't we like to hear what she has to say? Shouldn't we get her side of the story? Well, we're not going to hear it because they just sealed the, they just steal the conversation. And I think that's bad. I'd like more transparency. I think the White House should hire you as one of the lawyers.

Yeah. The way you're talking to the circles, smarter people than me, can, I listen to the Against the Grain podcast, and they went through the case again. Now they didn't get to, why were there all these celebrities on the island in the private jet? And that's a serious question,

and I think that's the strongest piece of evidence. Who doesn't love the beach? Who doesn't want to go to an aisle? I just, something inside of me when everybody believes something and everyone's saying it so loudly goes I don't I think that must be

there must be a problem with that well that's just like a psychological thing where you want to be a contrarian that's not based on the actual empirical evidence what I think about that the contrary view is often correct but even that what you just said I would that prove my point is that Obama saying that it's not it's that

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Can you imagine you die and you don't notify Hello Fresh? Just keep sending meals to your family? It's how we knew he was gone. The pile of the brand bags. All right. Come on, guys. I'm here a week because I got nowhere else to be. Oh, dude.

Yeah, it's this guy who's like a super big misogynist homophobe, but he sings about it in Rasta. So he's just a normal Jamaican man? Dude, dude, listen to this guy. Dude, if you think that black people aren't racist, go to a cab with a Jamaican cab driver and ask him what do you think, and accidentally call it, like, what do you think of Haiti? And you're like, oh, my God, this is like David Duke in the car.

Holy shit. This is crazy. Please tell me what. What is retarded? Is that him or not? Is that him or that? No, I know, but it's a weird move for me to see. One.

These aren't getting huge numbers. No. It's getting one number right here. It's getting the favorite every time. Feminism is a death cult. It's only got 180 likes. Still did better than my last 10 stand-up videos What'd you say?

Still did better than my last 10 stand-up videos. This is his song about the backseat. He still makes more sense than James. I'm not making an argument. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Epstein seemed like a pretty good guy, man. Where's the hard evidence?

What is so wrong about getting the back rub? Never said that. You know what? Here's one of the perverse things about that as to why it was hard to try him, apparently, is what I've read. So the 16-year-olds would come and give him the back-rope. You're like, he was so cool.

No, no. It was hard to get people to testify because he would, after the back-rubs, he would say, listen, if you didn't like that, go get some of your 16-year-old friends to come here and give me a back-roop. And then they would go and you can still make some money that way, pimping.

But then those girls, are afraid to testify, because in Florida at that time, if they had admitted to going and finding other girls, but also being abused themselves, they could have been tried as pimps. I got to be honest, you're doing a terrible job defending Jeffrey Epstein right now. I don't like Jeffrey Epstein. So you just said that he was also a pimp? No, he just explained how smart he was for like 10 minutes. I'm just trying to, I'm just saying, he's a bad guy, did some bad things.

does that mean that he represents the interests of fucking god do you want to go upstairs in my bathroom and wash the Austin off of you this is not the Austin take this is the anti-Austin move I think I couldn't say this there I don't think I would expect it in New York Oh are you are you playing abscess this weekend

Is there's the comedy club Try the veal In the Caribbean Try the veal You get a good cut. It's massaged, real nice. I'm going to beat Epstein's all weekend. We just added a late show.

Early shows, I'll be vindicated. Maybe I'll seem silly, you know? I would love it if you were vindicated and you had to do a post. You know, a lot of people laughed when I said Jeffrey Epstein wasn't that bad of a guy. I didn't say that. Well, who's laughing now? I'm saying he's a bad guy, but is he necessarily acting on behalf of a government? That's the only question.

So you're saying he wasn't a government weapon. He was just a guy for it for the love of the game that loved being good to his friends. We're all quick to say a benevolent pilot. Aho Barack was just hanging out of his place for three days just to say, what's up? He's a charismatic man. He had an island. A lot of people went to the ditty party. He's just gone, that's Puff Daddy.

There's going to be dancing. We're all wearing white. Yeah, that's true. Does that mean Puff Daddy was a mass? Maasad agent? Well, there's some... Not a massage oil. He wasn't having politicians making policy.

I think it's CIA. And all these people involved in his escapades. Once you get to those... He was having rappers named like DeBaby Child Time. The baby Child Time. I just put together black phrases. You just sound like a fucking character of the color purple. What the fuck is that?

But I, no. I think that it would be so, it would be so random if he wasn't connected to some. But, you know, the more you know about intelligence when you say like, well, what intelligence? It's like if they're allies, they'll work together. So Mossad, worked a CIA, works with MI6.

There's not, like, you can't just blame it on one country. You have to look at it in almost a neo- A neoliberal of rootless cosmopolitans. Is that what you? Yes, a neoliberal. Anyone who is pushing a neoliberal or neo-conservative agenda, the last 30 years. That's probably how you could look at that.

Well, you don't think people genuinely had the neocon and the neolibergenda? Do I think they genuinely believe that? Yeah, I do, I do. I think that, but I think that, you know, we kind of saw the limits of that after, you know, the failures of NATO and the G8, you know, and just globalization in general. You know, I've been working on this new bit where I'm like, hey, what if a pussy was an ass?

This is a story of your life Trying to change Change the topic Sorry, I don't know how it came up in this one Sorry You gotta flip the Patreon And the public one Because the Patreon was great

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And wanted it to be one of them buttholes I did Was that made baguettes D's dirty out I wish I thought it was A pussy. This is,

I didn't know. This is X-rated Joe Mackey. Hey there, folks. Call my dick Thai food because it's going to tear that ass up. I don't know who that is, but I think that's a good impression. It's an impression of Adam Sandler and Little Nicky. Dude,

so in Buffalo, I was in a music video and I was... Jesus. What? That could be great. Sorry, we can't all break our friends' couch. What the fuck is? My name's crazy.

Keep it away. Keep it away. Keep my gun to way. Been out the whole episode. So do you guys... He's really been at the whole fucking time? I was going to say something. You got to tell me if my stomach's sticking half, you got to be like fatty.

Fatty, you got to put a roll in. You look right. We got a higher... Now I know I'm fucking should be wearing the big ass shirts. We're going to hire a belly watcher. Just, fuck, I get the microphone. I mean, look, I've been looking at it. I just haven't said anything.

Just some little PA, the belly's out, the belly's out. Hey, can we get a re-talk? Two little Indian men with like, they poke it back in. I'll blur it, don't worry. It's like, blur it is even worse. Pay no attention to the box behind the cushion. Blurring my fat. If I, if you, just blur the fat.

I want to see how fucking disgusting this thing looks. You don't look that bad. You look good. I think you look good. Well, I appreciate it. Now your belly's out. I want to take some of the heat. Bust them up.

And all you'd have all the hate. I appreciate the support. You said that people in a certain institution were murderers. This is like when a kid has cancer in grade school and the other kid chased her. Yeah. That's why I did the X-in thing. I wanted some of the hate. We're with you, Johnny.

We're with you, Johnny. You guys look good. Shut up, you sexy fuck. Very handsome. Good, man. He's got a body on him. It's been odd walking around. in New York today.

How so? Well, the... Because you're in sweatpants. It's like the hottest day of the year. For me, this is ice cold from where I've been. This is excellent. I wore a sweater when I came out of the airport. It was lovely.

But I was in L.A. for the first time in a long time. I was walking around. People are so beautiful. In New York, I will say, they look interesting. There's not as many... Hortic-tippily beautiful people here. You're crazy. New York is so hot.

New York is very hot. I didn't. Very altie reads books, sort of. Yeah, so you have a shot. You know what I mean? Oh, no, I think I know. I'm serious, too. I'm walking around, the first time I came to Brooklyn, I thought I'm a sexual,

I command something in the marketplace here. In New York, clean up. In Los Angeles, this does nothing. But here, LA doesn't do anything unless you're already a billionaire. Or do you think I live here, not L.A. I noticed, like, when I was single and I was dating here and then I moved to L.A. And I'm like, oh, man. My numbers just fell off a fucking cliff.

You know, like, go move in L.A. It was like, nothing. They did not want this. Yeah. I don't know if it's an aesthetic determinism or if people move here because they look strange, you know, strange in some way. Yeah. And they move to L.A. because they're hotter. If L.A. makes people classically hot.

L.A., you have to keep up more. Here you can be disheveled and call it style. Over there, you have to keep up with what those people are. And yet the homeless here are much better looking than they are. in the rest of the country. The homeless here that I've seen have charisma and a quiet dignity. The homeless are very good looking because they're all failed actors. I've been seeing the Austin homeless and that's this.

Austin homeless, those are legit American homeless. Yeah. Yeah. Austin is such a shithole. Austin is like, they had the, they still have the homeless for when they didn't have a good city. Dude, they don't have a good city. Austin, dude, the amount of. I love so much in Austin. I like, I don't want to catch you.

but that lake wow and there's other things too the comedy I like doing the comedy there I'm genuinely Mark Maron use that from the first one

the first one was the better one I'm sorry I'm gonna cut you off I'm fading fast no it's hurry you're doing great oh I shouldn't have spoken about Epstein

we talked about so much it became a real conversation about Epstein just I'm just which one did we talk about Mel Gibson H maybe we should put

the Patreon out it's a regular and this will be the Patreon. It's your show. You cut very hot around the Brecky's out. Oh, there's, I don't know what you're talking about

because it's not even in there. Yeah, there we go. And we'll make the Patreon on the road over. What I like to do on a podcast is bring the most interesting element and then have it immediately taken away. I'll leave it in, I'll leave it in, baby. No, I think you're right.

Leave it. No, I think you're right. I apologize. No, I couldn't, well, here's why I would, here's why I'm, for you, I'm saying don't leave it in because they have, that company has gone after, not just the person who's talked on a podcast, but the podcast themselves.

Really? Yeah. Wow. Yeah. To get to rights. Yeah. So, like, I don't want. That's another reason.

But, um... Thank you, Dan. But mostly because I'm a coward. Me too. Looking off to yourself is one of the bravest things you can do in this one. That's right. Can I tell you? You got to put on your oxygen mask first before you put it on someone else.

It's on the plane's going down. It's out the tree. Baby wants to fuck. He wants to fun What is that? Blue Velvet? No. Have you never seen it?

I don't understand the record. Oh, come on, you guys never seen it? I just thought you were doing a great character. Oh, no. That's Dennis Hopper and Blue Velvet. He won the Oscar for that shit. That was his character. He was a bad guy and he would come in with an Oscar,

or was a nitrous mask? What was it nitrous or ox? Nitrous. He would inhale the natures and go, ah, ah, baby, wants to fuck. He comes to fuck. And he takes, the greatest character, every, he takes the nightchust, he goes, I'll fuck anything that moves.

You would love that movie. I cannot believe you. Yeah, it's a very, you know. That's a very, what's it about? It's, it's, it's, just what, it's a murder mystery. It's awesome. Who's movie? It's, it's, it's, it's, there's a, they have so many great watch that movie.

Like, he asked Kyle McLaughlin, he's like, what beard do you have? And he goes, and Kyle McLaughlin's like, hi and he goes, fuck that. Pops, blue. Ribbon! That makes... The whole movie is Dennis Hopper just being a nut? No, I love a world more

where that is just something that came out of your head. Well, it was... He and I agree about the philosophical ideology of a movie a pretty life, but you're just like, wheeh!

Baby, what a fuck! I really... I thought you were talking about what your ideology was. It's a man. It's very similar. Like, it is similar in that movie. Dennis Hopper is kind of like a dramatic, scary version of a David Tell character.

Really? Yeah, yeah, like a really scary version of a David Tell character. Honestly. Really apt description. Yeah, it's phenomenal. You love this movie. I can't see it either. It's on the list.

I watched a raise ahead when I was young and I didn't do it for me. What was a movie I said I wanted to watch tonight? Did we say it earlier? Weapons. Weapons, but there was another movie. Weapons is great. Both I can't say which one's better. I mean, weapons is more of a straight horror movie.

It's way weirder. Is it horror like scary or harry like spooky? We've been more spooky, I think, than jumpy. But I love horror. You wanted to watch Luper. Looper, that's right. God bless you, James. You know, I agree with you about Epstein.

Not a good man. We should do a children's book about you, about you were like the one kid brought to the aisle. You're the one kid brought to the aisle and it wasn't molested. and it's just like you holding a balloon walking around the, like, looking at the camera and being like, I'm here, I'm right here! You know, like little Ian and he still has a mustache, you know?

They're like, we can't fuck you, but you're like, I'm, why I'm a baby? But you're still balding. Oh, okay. That's how the children's show book on. I was starting to do a joke about how everybody wants to get in a time machine and go back and kill Hitler.

I want to go in a time machine to go back and get molested by priests so I can finally feel attractive. Or make some money, dude. Yeah, that too. That's not a bad move either. That's a good idea. You know Derek,

you know the comic Derek Humphrey. He's a great guy. Yeah, he's great. Derek told me to watch, there's an HBO documentary, and it's about like this priest who raped all this kids in his town. Derek was from it,

but the priest was just an asshole to him. He never blessed him. So he was like, yeah, no, he just fucking suspended me a lot. I didn't fucking get raped. at all. I just, he just made my life hell. You rate my time. Yeah, it's really funny.

Sir James, what you got going on in New York while you're here? Why are you here? I've got a special coming out. I'm trying to... Oh, shit. Get out of here. Tell us. It's called Black Israelite. Shut up, really?

Black is what? September 1, Black Israelite. Black Israelite. Man, I better learn how to say that in a way Americans can understand. Do you know about the 5 percenters? I know what Black Israelites at all. It's not about Black Israelites at all. It's just about black people and Israel

separately, and I thought black is right was a cool title. That's very funny. Yes. But I also, new book of poems, disquieting levels of egg. It's the number one bestseller. Are you doing?

Is it seriously? He's a poet. I didn't know that. It's very easy to get a number one selling book of poems. Really? There's so few books of poems. Should I read it? Right now if you sell a book of poems,

you'd beat me to number one. If you sell 10 books in a week, you're in the New York Times best hour. Yeah, genuinely it's not hard. I wrote a poem about being molested by the hot dog man in my local baseball. That was a memory. Sorry, that was actually a memory.

Sounds like a reel to me. Let's hear. Have you got it? Congrats on being an award-winning fucking... Oh, no, no awards. Well, we're giving you the B&E in Poetry Award. Yeah. I'll put that on.

That's a seal of approval. From today, we voted, and you are winning. You've won. Congrats. Jolaine will be bringing it for us. Obviously, I don't understand why she stayed with him and she was procuring the girl. I'll tell you what, man

Joane back of the day when she could get it She was a very attractive She was a very attractive I was like what do you Who cares about these 12 year olds It's fucking you got a dime piece In her 30s over here

But then she was organizing that for him Yeah So it must have been very close She's a great friend We can always say this about Jolaine Maxwell evil Great friend Yeah, reliable

Great friends The girlfriend is what They were dating They were dating and then they were not dating and then, but they would do a lot of, like, I was, I was, we're talking about Epstein again, but they were, like, they would do a lot of, uh, I think it was a lot of War of the Roses type of shit, but, um, yeah, so it's weird. Well, just, you know, kind of back and forth and just like kind of one-uping each other, but that was more between Epstein and Trump. Um, but yeah,

they, she seems, you know, she seems like, uh, a good time gal. That laugh is chilling. Oh, my God. I just think the craziest story about Maxwell was still one of the girls tried to leave the island. She tried to, like, swim away from the island. She was so freaked out, and Jolaine followed her on a fucking jet ski. That is the craziest thing in the fucking world. Like, I'm like, that's a scene from bad boys.

What'd she do with her when she found her? Come back. Where are you going? You know, come on. Dershowitz just got here. Come on. They got Dershowitz. I've been scared

ever since baby won a fuck I'll be honest I really So in 2016 I did a show It over the eight It was a character show We were to dress up as a character

And do a bit So I dressed up as a hot dog man And I made hot dogs on my grill And handed them out While I read this poem Hot dog man Hot dog man I'm the Wilmington Delaware

Blue Rock's hot dog man I'm loud I yell My name is frank your uncle told me to sit you on my hot dog tank it's fun in games we laugh and play i'd come over to your house for a long time i'd stay give you a ride to the park sure i can i'll teach you to never trust the hot dog man your dad just died you need a role model when the hot dog man drinks he sure likes to fondle one day no more just out of the blue hot dog man stop coming around to see you

Years later, you heard Hot Dog Man got busted. For touching kids, Hot Dog Man can't be trusted. Hot Dog Man, Hot Dog Man, I'm the Wilmington, Delaware Blue Rock's Hot Dog Man. That is way scarier than weapons. I want to be honest. It's so much scarier than whatever you guys are going to watch. You dress up in a hot dog outfit and film that in Vertical. It's going to do very well.

Here's my call. Now, so did the hot dog man molest you after your dad died? Because you inferred it quite a bit. I don't know, but that all of that is true that there was a hot dog man that took a liking to me. And he became like a family friend and he would just come over and get drunk. And then like I just remember coming to when I was in the car with him. And I just saw his hand on my leg. And he just smelled like alcohol and was like very sweaty.

And he just felt so uncomfortable. And this is actually how Sarah describes meeting me. My wife. Sarah's his wife. I told my mom I didn't want to spend time with the hot talk man anymore. Is that real? How old were you when this happened? A, dude.

I mean, I don't know how to say this. There's no way casual to say this, but you got fucking molested by the hot dog guy, bro. You don't have to make that a TikTok if you don't want. I feel like if you didn't get molested, it was something worse. Like, you guys killed a vagrant together or something. Like, this is. I don't know. then I do know he like something happened to him where he went away and it like ruined his family

and then I saw him at a Super Bowl party when I was like 19 I just remember having a visceral reaction where I just had to leave so yeah you got molested by a hot dog I don't think I did no no I mean you keep saying it well I do every time I eat a hot talk I throw up I don't know what that's about and every time I got molested somehow same thing with me but it's when I suck the hospital guy's dick. Sorry. I can't say. I couldn't say it.

But everybody's been fucking touched. I don't know what to tell you. Maybe you were molested. I don't think I was. Don't discount. The pain. I don't want to be serious.

Are you putting on your oxygen? It's a comedy podcast. This is very serious. His best friend Jeffrey was accused of something like this. TD Bank knows that running a small business is a journey. From startup to growing and managing your business. That's why they have a dedicated small business advice

hub on their website to provide tips and insights on business banking to entrepreneurs. No matter the stage of business you're in, visit td.com slash small business advice to find out more or to match with a TD small business banking account manager. I think he did do that. By the way, I think this episode just got great again. I had to save it with the whole. I got molested by the hot dog bandbid. No, but the other time I got molested. Oh, boy.

Oh, I'm kidding. Well, there's no way you weren't molested by the hot talk guy. I don't think I was molested by the hot talk guy. I think my mind just played tricks on me. He went to jail for molestation. Maybe. Your father. I just know we went away from a lot.

Don't talk about my father. Okay, you said that every time you was, I'm not talking about your father. All right. But you said after your father's passed, you would hang out with the hot dog. guy. Well, my mom wanted me to have a father figure. I'm not done with my thought, which I think is the biggest smoking gun for molestation. What?

Is that you said, I would hang out with him. I don't know what happened. I would black out. That's what you said to be multiple times. Only one time I remember coming to when his hand was on my leg. And he had just bought me a science experiment thing from Sadie Brain. What the f this isn't good. The only time I bought in science experiments for people is if I want to fuck them.

I'm just going to tell the. I'm just saying You are molested? Right? I think I was... Were you? No. Yeah, right.

No, I think I did this all to myself. But I feel guilty. I feel guilty that I was so unfunny on this podcast. You were great. You're great. You have to lift that out. We're having fun. Well, we can talk about this further.

And next week I'll tell you about a couple other times I was touched in a weird way. I'll do one right now. This has become a David Lynch move. Oh, my God, he's handboning over. Actually, handboning is when you don't have an instrument. This is a handboning. This is a handbole. Yeah.

Then they go like that in the boardwalk and they give you some coins. Quick, Dan, hit the distraction. Baby, more stuff. Oh my God I saw that on Gala Gala Island That was the handbag Holy shit I remember Gola Gola Island

Oh yeah Oh my God It's been so long That's a different type of island You take kids to Goa Gala Island It's the more affordable Epstein Island

The Gala people are beautiful I will dig in Defending the Guller people They've been shamed enough molested Epstein Island, not Gala, Gala Island, all right? I'm not a Philistine. They've been shamed enough for the way that Clarence Thomas didn't speak on the Supreme Court for years because of his Guller accident. I don't want any negativity about Gala Island.

Oh, my God. Oh, shit. I shouldn't have done so many podcasts in one day. You're great. We're having fun. Which other ones did you do? You're not even here for the, we haven't even the big surprise because that hot dog man, he's here right now. I got my teeth knocked out in prison.

It would be better this time. Seriously, it would be a very good recurring character if you were happy to do that on. You get a little song going in the background? Hot talk. Look at James. James looks like he just got back from war. I'm seeing a shot on a fully back, just to get the fully black background, you get a hard light from one side and use a slow zoom as you're singing the poem.

I think it would genuinely very shareable. I think I should do other sing-song poems about other tragic things in my life. But you're looking at me? What? 11 years old, watch my cousin die asthma. Asthma. You watch him die of an asthma attack? You watched it?

Oh, my God. What else are you going to say? I didn't know that. This is something I didn't know about him. Shout out, Jason. and what that really happened dude yeah what are we talking about what it was also the hot dog guy strangling him

this guy's like the hot dog guy's responsible for every tragedy Ian's ever had the hot talk I killed your dad the hot tuck guy's the reason he didn't get him I didn't watch my cousin have an asthma attack he had an asthma attack and then I was with him when he died wait so

were you there with the asthma attack the kill no no he had an asthma attack in school got rushed to the hospital and then we were Man, I was in that room with him when he died. God damn, dude. I'm sorry. What, it's, who cares? You're dropping so many bars.

What a roller coaster this episode has been. Yeah, it's been great. I remember this used to happen at like a house pot. You know, I'd go to a house party as a teenager and everyone has a couple drinks. Then someone starts going, I was raped last week ago. I don't know what, we were all having such a nice time and that's very serious and I'd like to discuss that and help you. And that's, but I don't, I don't, I don't really. What this podcast is.

I don't know how far. Put down the hammer. I'm a coward. I don't know how to yes and through that. Without being distasteful. What? Yes and it. We're fine.

Dude, I made, I remember this is like, I was on a podcast with McFoly and Aaron. Aaron Foley, no relation. She's a comic. But I remember I made some fucking joke and it was a sexual assault joke. And like right afterwards, Foley turns to me, goes, actually, I don't think sexual assault's really funny. He did one of those. Good for him. fuck you you fucking turncoat piece of shit

you fucking don't stand up for the comics joke you stand up for some fucking outsider all right good for him I think that's fucked up to do that in front of like a woman like we're all guys hanging out like that's fucked up fuck you don't do the understanding tone

all right she's a comic too it was a joke it was an out there joke I don't need to fucking offend myself to you I don't give a fuck baby wants all right let's wrap up James tell everyone what you got them

thank you so much for having me the James don't I'll go special do a date's book of poems she's got special James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran plan It's a podcast

And I mean life is so hard How do we keep Going You know what I'll say I mean you clearly You've embraced life After these traumas and the way you throw yourself into the comedy and the music and really,

I mean, a lot of people would pop up a bridge. A lot of people, they have, you know, things that are bad happening to them and around them and they fall apart and they don't do anything. But you've lent in. Thank you. You were molested, but you're also talented. Yeah. A lot of people that get molested aren't talented.

That is true. You know? One question I haven't asked about the whole thing. Yeah. Were the hot dogs good? was it like a normal in comparison to what happened before the hot dogs what do you want the people to talk about that

you can see me in the hot dog guy funny bones this weekend no I imagine when is this coming out man I don't know we're going to talk I don't know I've got a ton of dates they're on my website I'm I'm touring in September I'm in Canada and Providence and fucking West

Virginia, I think. At the end of August, I'm at the end of August, I'm at a comedy festival of Massachusetts. But follow me on Instagram, Dan St. Germman. I also have another podcast, Burbs, Bros, where we talk about UAP, the paranormal, supernatural. A lot of crazy stuff going on in the news. We're on top of it, and my specials are on YouTube.

So check him out. I'm working on a new one. We've been talking. Cool. Maybe me and one of the producers of the podcast, we're talking about it. That's great. Wow. Maybe next time you'll sound more confident.

You know, in Chicago? You can get a salad on a hot dog. They call it running it through the garden. Shout out Chicago Zanis. Five sold out shows. Best time. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you to the guy that bought me a hot dog too.

Oh, no. Were you in the downtown Zanis? Yeah. Great hot dog just next to the club. Dog house. Did you run it through the garden? Yeah. Is it dog house, H-O-U-S-E or H-A-U-S is the chain?

H-O-U-S-E. Oh, wow. Different chain. Two little Asian men were there, my dad. Yes. Yeah. Lovely guys. It's a great spot.

Great club, great town. Shout out. Thank you guys for making me feel so at home in Chicago. IanFidance.com for all my dates. I am going to be in Fort Wayne, Indiana. September 26 and 27th, JFL, Toronto at the Comedy Bar, three shows. Close to sell now. We're going to add another one.

So buy the tickets, buy the tickets, buy the tickets. If somebody who's been to Fort Wayne, that's the best thing you're going to do in Fort Wayne that weekend. Thank you. Okay. That's the best thing you're going to do with Fort Wayne. Stress Factory, New Brunswick, New Jersey, Comedy Connection, Rhode Island. So Ianfinance.com for all my tickets. Patreon.com slash beanie and pod

and YouTube.com slash Ian Finance Comedy. All my stand-up is there. And I'm putting out my travel show. Ian doing on guy doing on jobs. I got tackled by a German Shepherd in Chicago. It was crazy. And I also filmed a travel show.

Waka-waka. I was like getting attacked by a dog would usually be the worst thing a person said it happened to them on a podcast. But I think you... Brother, I wish that was the only thing with that. That hot dog, got that dog in him, that hot dog, he had that hot dog in him, yeah, that hot dog. See you guys next week.

Bye, bye, bye. Oh, not that hot dog in me.