Bellied Up - #13 Best Midwest Movie

Episode Date: September 1, 2022

Presented By Fleet Farm We're at Puddler's Hall in Milwaukee, Our first caller is wondering how to deal with sweat... in undesirable places, Next caller asks what is the best midwest movie (Myles gets confused), Last caller of the day is wondering how to make more friends in high school.

Okay, Charles. Welcome back to another episode of the Belly'd up podcast presented by Flea farm. Yeah, I'm doing good. How are you? I'm doing good, Charlie. Wait, per day. You like, well, hold on. You like listening to podcasts, right? Yeah, I love listening to podcasts. You got to check out you bet your radio on all platforms. Oh, I love that podcast actually. Me and the boy has got a good podcast over it. You bet your radio podcasts. Really cool. If you like listening to this podcast, you should check that one out too. Yeah. I will. And you should listen to Kripes cast. Oh, my podcast. Because you're on it sometimes. All right. That sounds pretty good. I'll listen to those episodes. Yeah. That's really nice. You can listen to the other episodes too. Well, yeah, we'll see.

Cool. Thanks, Miles. Guys, what's going on? We are back. We are here in Pudler's Hall. Charlie, why are we here today? Because Pudler is a great bar. My cousin brother, Mike Watch, is all the hockey games here. What's a cousin brother? Slow down. I use a cousin by blood, but cousin brother by affiliation. It comes over for Sunday dinner over to my folks. I got a cousin sister like that.

Oh, you got a cousin sister? Yeah. Yeah, they're good. And he watches siblings dogs. He does more for my siblings than I would ever do. He watched my sister's dog. I would never do that. Yeah.

Well, I'm glad that mostly because I can't take care of other beings other than myself. I can't really do that. Well, I cut you off. What'd you say? Vibes are good here in the Puddler's Hall. Yeah. That's a great spot. Group of good guys here.

Yeah. Everything about it just screams, I'm going to have a good time here. Yeah, especially the signs, eight hours for work, eight hours for sleep, eight hours for what you will. Yes. Fantastic. And, uh, philosophy. You know what is coming up your Charles? What is? Labor day. Labor day. Yeah, I gave them I teased that at the beginning. You did. You did. You put the card before the horse that I think is what they call it. Yeah, it's alcohol sometimes, but, you know, you roll with it. So what's so nice about Labor Day? Well, I mean, I feel like there's very specific things

that people do on Labor Day. Well, it depends on where you live. Yeah. Where I'm from, Labor Day is the last weekend at the lake. Right. So last lake weekend, some people on Monday may even pull the docks and boats and everything. And even there's a lot of fall. Those are the people that pull their Christmas tree out at midnight

on December 25th. I would disagree, but yeah, kind of the same thing. Yeah, it is. It is. So here's the problem is if you're big college football person and NFL person, right? You're not going to lake in the fall. If you're watching college football and NFL person. Right. You're not going to lake in the fall. If you're watching college football and NFL sundale, you know what? Maybe I'm just sad that the docs and the boats have to come out and I'm emotionally reacting to these people. And really the problem is I haven't dealt with my sadness. Yeah, that's probably it. But so that's what I do. What do you do on a Labor Day week? I work mostly. I work. If you weren't working to be honest, no, I thought that'd be a funny joke. It wasn't that funny. You know, I do whatever. It'd been funny

if you said that you labor. I labor. Yeah. That would have been funnier. Well, next time. Hey, nice Labor Day podcast. Will you write that down? Yeah, I'll make sure to get that joke right. Yeah, I don't know. I honestly can't remember what I've done on any Labor Day for a long, long time. What are you gonna do on Thanksgiving, Charles? Eat turkey and stuff. No, you're supposed to say you're gonna give things. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, no, I'm gonna thanks, give, oh yeah, give things. Are you gonna do a Christmas, Charlie? I'm going to mass. I'm gonna live moss. Yeah, no, it's funny here because I, well, anyway, we don't have to discuss that. Yeah, I don't know what I'll do. I'll probably go for a little bike ride. I look on mountain biking.

I go on biking through the woods. That's what I like to do on. Is there mountain biking if it's in the middle of Milwaukee? Yeah, actually, there's some great mountain biking trails. Or is it just biking? Well, mountain biking is just trail riding really, and you don't have to be on a mountain, you can be on a hill.

And sometimes we make a mountain out of a hill. Is it more of a trail bike then? No, it's a, I guess so. Well, it actually sounds kind of sick. It's kind of a trail bike. I don't know how to define them. It's not a one with the shocks and back, and in front, just take shocks and front. You know, some people with like those downhill mom bikes have two shock things.

You guys have ever played with bikes? No, I'm a pretty stationary guy. I hate hiking. I hate biking. Really? I love it. I was trying to come up with another one, but I couldn't. I mostly hate biking and hiking. Really? Biking, not as much because it takes a little less effort to go a little further. Yeah.

But hiking is the pain of my existence. Really? You don't like a nice walk through the woods. Do it look like a nice, a nice, the woods tripping clear your mind. You walk through a golf course. No, I, I literally will leave a golf course if it's, if it's walking only. Really? I've done it. I don't like walking with the bag because that hurts my bag. Yeah, you gotta get a push cart. But anyways, um, so you're going to go trail biking. Yeah, I guess so. I don't really know. I don't know. Yeah. That's what I'll probably do. I haven't

thought much about it. But maybe after this podcast, I really think about, but you're going to go to the lake, which honestly sounds like a lot of fun. Thanks for the invite. Would love to have plans on the labor day. We've got shows up the yin yang. Well, yin yang, no shows on Labor Day. So thanks for the invite. What am I an embarrassment? Why don't you ever bring me home to your phone?

Can you use an extra hand pulling out the docks and boats? Oh, you are one of those people. You're pulling the docks. Well, it depends on the year, but yeah, you maybe we could use an extra hand. What do you think? I pulled out many of the docks in my life. So you're in.

No, I was out for that. Most people when you invite them to take out the docks and boat, they're like, I'm a suddenly busy on Labor Day. Yeah. Well, you don't want to end. That's a worse way to kill your boss. I don't mean it's it's irony. We're neighboring on Labor Day.

We my my grandparents used to have a nice long dog. It was unlike when a bago, which is a shallow lake. So they had a doc a block long literally the this whole block. Yeah. I'm not kidding you. Have you seen them that long? Ever a doc that one? No, I haven't.

I usually know I don't see that that would be like the full that one? No, I have it. I usually, no, I don't see that that would be like the full distance across the lake that I'm on. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, you couldn't beg a one of the biggest freshwater bodies that isn't the Great Lakes in the world. So I want you know, possibly the US possibly bigger than Lake Champaign. Still ever make it up to the big or not? Like when a bago? Yeah. Yeah, you want to come? Uh, what day? I don't know. We can go any day, really?

Yeah, I got stuff going on. I'll pull my docs out. Wow. That was really mean. I'm going to tell grandma Sue you said that, okay. Well, no, I was nothing to do. It was more in there. More to do with what?

Hanging out with me. Do you see the emotional abuse I take here on the Cricast? No, I have been the one pushing saying we need to get together and we need to not work and just hang out and you're like No, we gotta do videos. We gotta do podcasts. Well, you know what? I just I don't know what to do if I'm not working I try going biking with you and you can just drink and enjoy our time together. Oh, we have a very, we do that. We do that a lot actually. That's half of what we do. Yeah, but we're working.

Yeah. Well, you decide that I want you to lay your hair down, Charlie. I want you to let it down. I want to grow a little more to let it down. Yeah, but I want to see that. You'll see, I mean, look, if you I'll send you some what I dreamed to be like miles when he was 18 wearing that football jersey with that nice long it don as hair. Yeah. Greek God. When Charlie Burns lets his hairs down, what is he like to do? Uh, I think I told you. I mean, I like, I like fishing. I like fly fishing. I've

gotten into. Okay. And I had never done that before. And I, I like it because it's very active. It's active. You can walk. Oh, you're just, you're going to want to stay in one spot. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No liking. I say, it goes with you. You don't, you won't now like fly fishing. I do like to do it on a boat Maybe they do have that you can do a float boat and a whole deal Yeah, but you know what? That's a really good point you make Maybe I should think more about what I would do if I let my hair's down Maybe that would weed me somewhere your hair's down and get after it's that is great advice for this advice podcast

Which we're about to do that's what I like you give me advice. I take it. I give you advice. You tell me to frick off. And that's what makes this Mary go around work. I think that that's marriage. Are we work husbands? We are. I think we're work husbands. We are. I've been touching your leg with my leg. No, I'll certainly keep turning to the left. Notice the angle of her body. Yeah. That's fine. There's got to be someone in the relationship who wants to get it on and someone who doesn't. All right.

Well, this is a weirdest way to start a podcast. That's relationship 101. So guys, we got some collars coming up and I think it's going to be a good one. Yeah. We'll see what they're saying. I want to see what they say. Here's some colors. Is there a very funny phrase? See what they say. We'll see what they say.

Hello, who do we got on the line? Oh, hi, this is Ben. Ben, how's it going today? Oh, it's going just good. I'm driving. Where are you driving to and from? I drive for work. I'm a plus delivery driver for Honda. Okay, where are you at and what's you haulin'? I'm currently in West Dallas, currently.

I do a radio show for currently. I do already teach no show. Oh, you're close to us. Yeah, I I I I I I I live in water. Oh, that's nice town. Yeah, well, while you're driving, why don't you belly up to the bar with us? Tell us what's on your mind. First off, you got a drink for me.

Yeah, we got a couple beers. We got a whiskey going here. So I got a beer. We're over at Puddler. Stop on by. Jeez, Louise. I don't know where that is. Ah, yeah.

It's a state of mind is really where it is. Tell us what's on your mind. What do you got going on? So, I got two things if possible. Yeah. I got someone I want to sell. Okay. Perfect.

Well, let's, do you, are you looking for advice? Should we do that first? Yes, that's, that's, too. Yeah. Yeah, let's do that one first, and then we'll see if we can get some, get some sold for you So I'm a bigger man like you my own. Okay. I

Get very sweaty. I know the pain. Yes, continue and Sometimes sweat goes The place is right on one and and and it's each through pan. Oh That will happen. Yep So we actually talked to another podcast about this There needs to be soap that just has anti-perspirant in it. That's just all over your body would be great. Would you agree? Yeah. So that would be number one is to invent a soap with any

perspirant. I think that's the first step. I think a more easier step. You call it swassy soap. Yeah. There you go. Yeah. We'll workshop that. Swassy soap. Swasteless is what it would be. Swasteless. Swampass. That'sas swamp ass. That's what that means in case anyone wasn't sure. Um, so I think that that would be one move. I think another move is just taking a deodorant stick and just putting it wherever you're sweating too much. You're putting deodorant in the crack. Well, you could if you wanted to. I'm just saying desperate times required desperate measures. You have one stick for the underarms and one stick for the other parts.

Okay. I'd like to bring up a counterpoint at this point, not to do this so far and put anti-perspirant literally means you don't sweat, right? So if you put non-sweating things all over your body, well, then you're not going to sweat and isn't your body sweating for you? Yeah, I mean, that's like a, you're sweating hairs, Charles. It's more of a thing. I'm sweating hairs. I'm worried about everybody's well-being. No, they'll be fine. We got it. It smells good everywhere,

but look good as a smelly corpse because you died from overheating because you weren't sweating. Well, you're going to want to make sure you're in AC or be close to it. Okay. So our advice to you to not sweat is to just go in AC and put anti-perspirant on your cracks and things. I think we did a good job with that. I think that's actually a great idea.

Are you feeling good about this as you sweat in your car? I think with this AC, like a work van, it's not fine. And this AC is kind of broken. Oh, man. So the only thing that I have right now is the window. It's only two windows that don't really let in any wind or anything, kind of sucks. Jeez.

So you're just sweating up a storm in there, huh? Yeah, thank you. It is. I'm a little bit short, but the summer's been black. Yes, so you're telling me your car smells like a middle school hockey locker room or what? Oh, yeah. B-O. Well, you know, I we are working around the clock. Just trust us to find an answer for your needs. We're trying. We're working around the clock to find a cure for swast. Yeah. And

we will not stop until we do. We're going to use this podcast to raise awareness for swast around the world. And maybe we'll be the first nation. Yes, we'll do all the charity events every three hours to raise money for swast treatments. Every three hours, several bumps go full of swast. Every three minutes someone leaks sweat onto their underpants. That's amazing. Where is where is through the arms of the angel? Yeah. To the arms. Yeah. For just 15 little pennies a day. You can help.

You can help prevent swast on a big boy across the United States. Nothing's more embarrassing than having your pants soaked after you stand up at a ballgame. I wish I knew more of the extra money. It'll go to those big boys and help treating swaths across the world. Do you want me to keep going? I'm out of tune. I have no idea what the I just can't even catch the tune or the lyrics, but next time, you know, we work on next

time. My ears are trying to join. I could. I could sense it. Now listen, swath aside. Well, you got to get some anti crying cream on those ears, ears then. Just use a swath. That'll stop the person.

And I'll stop the tears. Swathless. Yeah. You're going to be bloated with all your waters. The sweat that comes from the pores on my skin. Yes. You said you had some to buy selling trade, not to change a subject of swast, but I feel like there's a lot of every podcast on

there's potty talk. I don't know why, but it just is. So what do you, what are you trying to buy seller trade here? know why, but it just is. So what are you trying to buy seller trade here? Just some small selling things. I've on Facebook for the past while, but they just ain't. What is it? Come on, give us some detail. I got.

It just nice. Now a little white, but it's a pressure cooker and a coffee maker, a pressure cooker and a coffee maker. Coffee makers are tough to sell because you can buy a brand new one for like 15 bucks. In less distance. Oh, you lift some of these out of a different truck. What do you mean you're selling brand new coffee maker? Do you sell fast and furious one and two?

Or what? Do you get married recently or know someone who did and just lift a few gifts? What happened? We're gonna put a couple extra items on your registry and we're trying to link with, not to be, you know, pond here, but are you liquid with a coffee maker or what? That's a good question.

All right, man. We just got them for Chris. So wait, they need quality, not crap that we can make. We suck. Yeah, but they gave you the gift, though. Aren't you a little worried about that? They sell things all the time that we get on. So why don't you guys just, it sounds like what you guys need to do at Christmases and

birthdays and stuff. Is this start giving each other cash instead of giving each other presents is you're selling them all anyways. Yes, yes, I will take cash is where it's at. Well, cash is. Cash is king, but we have a baby now, so we cannot say like to say like baby, you have. I was going to say like your baby gets into the cash

So you can't have cash around the house anymore. They do like that's good teething I was at one with the other day and I was paying for some and I was holding home the baby and she was reaching my wall Like what you doing get used to that? Well, that's what they'll be doing just like just like the mother You know, you got to keep the wallet in the back pocket. Otherwise, they get handsy, you know, amen. Right in the back pocket, we get sweaty and wet. Yeah. Right with the slash.

Honestly, you might want to not solve your swast problem. So your money's all wet. So no, it wants to steal it. Boom. That's it. We solved your prey. Took us a long time to get there. But we saw both problems at once. You don't want you want

Swass and You want cold hard cash cash and swass, baby. Well, you want you don't want cold hard cash. You want Wet hot Swassie cash Swassie cash is the way you need to yeah, that's going to be our first t-shirt, trashy cash. Yeah,

put that on billboard. Yeah, actually we'll just make cargo shorts and put it on the ass and call it the trashy cash cargo shorts. Cargo shorts is a little worn right now and

they leak the most. Oh, okay. So why do you keep wearing cargo shorts if they show, I mean, the pocket, tacky cargo shorts show Swass more than any other short on the market. Why not just wear some like black athletic shorts

pockets are Our one of the reasons I'm sure it's not allowed at work. I make sense and The black pants I usually wear I left at someone's house And I That's somebody Whoa, let's just glaze over the fact you're leaving pants at Rando's houses

Why are there pants coming off at other people's houses? They better have a pool on Friday They do have a pool, but no, I want to go pick up a friend to go to a Lambo for the little background. Don't try to distract Charlie with Lambo. Talk. Yeah. I see what you're doing. What's the real reason why you're losing your pants at friends is else. Okay. I can't not go. I had to slap. I needed to I need to come out and he offered. Well, good for him. So you have like a real slash problem then if you're having

to abandon pairs of pants at friends house. Yeah, dude. Yeah, I just like dripping wet. I'll hang on outside and I got distracted with him and a lot of being butterball. I left a I left pamphlet. Wild story.

But it sounds like you might need to see a dermatologist to be honest with you. Per skin issues. Hey, I mean, if you sweating that much through his pants that he's got to abandon them at his buddy's house, he might need to see a dermatologist is a dermatologist. Is it dermatologist? They give you like special like stuff for sweatiness. I don't know, I'm pretty sure.

Wow. Okay, I'm pretty sure you may need to see a different doctor, but if it is a dermatologist, I'm wrong. I guess the skin. Well, dermatologists deal with the skin. I guess so, but it's a more the glands. This has probably gone on far too long, but thank you for letting us guide you on your journey through West Dallas

with your Swiss and We hope to sell that coffee maker too if people want to get that coffee maker. You're selling How can they get a hold of you? Facebook there's a I have ads on Facebook you put ads out to sell your $15 coffee maker on Facebook? Okay. Not at Facebook marketplace. Okay. Okay.

That makes sense. He's just like, I can't stand looking at this coffee maker, but I can't get myself to throw it away. I got to move it. I put a hundred bucks on there. I think a reason the pressure cookers not selling is because I put a picture of the scanners tied on Facebook at the English side and I've just been too lazy to change it. Well, you know, laziness will prevent your pressure cookers from selling on Facebook, maybe take one more picture of that.

I honestly, are you talking like a crock pot? I don't know the difference between a crock pot. No, there are definitely different things. Yeah. I never cooked with a pressure cooker. Doesn't it just cook it? Me neither. It's family neither.

Well, maybe you should figure out who cooks with them and market it. I think to remember the real thing here, stop you and your in laws. You just have to give each other presence. Just start giving each other cash. Maybe gift cards would be a good move. If you don't feel comfortable giving cash as presents, then you won't have to worry about, you know, liquidating a coffee maker and a pressure coach, cooker, an ax down you listen on the Spanish side of Facebook. You don't got to worry about that.

Come friend day. All right, man. Well, we appreciate you calling in and hopefully you're driving safe and we gave you a few different options of solutions and hopefully we were helpful today Oh, I may go to the store to get some joder and No, not just the odor and anti-perspirant. That's the big thing. There's different things and Axe body spare for the smell. Oh, yeah, I don't know. I smell like a 13 year old first kiss just I got 13 year olds first kiss. Just paint that paint with ax bodies, right? Wow. This is going to be an evening podcast right here. Look that on a t-shirt.

Paint the tape with that sweaty, sweaty, sweaty cash. Wow. And that's where t-shirt. Paint the tape with that sweaty sweat, a sweaty cash. Wow. And that's where this conversation I do think it ends. But thank you so much for letting us be of service to you. Do watch out for deer as you go through West Dallas there. And keep her moving and we're going to try and sell that pressure cooker for you.

Now miles, bring up the swath again and elongate this for another 10 minutes. Yeah, watch out for deer and paint that tape. But... I eat, you know what? I just mine. All right. See you, man. All right, tell your folks I said hi. I will. I will. You tell yours we says hi too. I will. I will. You tell yours. We say hi to. I will. Thank you.

Bye bye now drive safe. I will. Bye bye. Hello. Who do we got on the line? This is Ryan. Who do we got here, my. We got miles and Charlie ready to roll. What's going on, man? Hey, Ryan. the work from home today. How are you going? We're just working from the bar today. So we're doing pretty good. That sounds

heck of a lot better. Yeah. Well, why don't you belly up to the bar virtually with us and tell us what's on your mind? Yeah. Oh, gladly. So I got a couple of questions for you.

I think number one, though, is for both of you. I was wondering, what do you think besides Fargo and Oh, gladly. So I got a couple of questions for you. I think number one though is for both of you. Okay. I was wondering what do you think besides Fargo in the mighty docs is the best Midwest representation movie? Oh, wow. Do you have one miles? I'm scrambled while you're thinking right now while you're thinking I got a really good one. Okay. Now I'm gonna spoil I'm going to spoil a spoiler alert. Oh, I got a good one. Oh, okay. You want to just go. Go, go. I'm going to say Cedar Rapids. It's a film that I was actually the out of focus pool, boy, and but it's about this small town insurance salesman who goes to the big town of Cedar

Rapids for the annual insurance convention written by a guy from the Midwest, Phil Johnston and Scott Ed Helms in it. John C. Riley, it's very funny. I think it gets the Midwest to a tee. Also, did I mention, did I mention I'm the out of focus pool boy. I was a PA on that film. I got coffee and they let me be in it. Oh, yeah, it's working.

Shit in again. There it is. Yeah. again. There it is. No, I want to do is just working. I said full disclosure that I just want to be a professional extra at some point. And that was my big starting role. Okay, go ahead, my. I'm going to be honest. I don't know if this takes place in the Midwest, but I'd like to think it does.

Uncle Buck are the great outdoors. Yes, it does. Right? Because he's the polka king of shabuigan. Yes. Yeah. Hell yeah. That's a great.

That is a great. Is it the great outdoors? Chicago. Is it the great outdoors? No, that it's Uncle Buck is where that polka king of Chicago's from. But but John Candy was in the great outdoors too. What's that? No, it's an uncle, uh, not home alone.

Oh, that was in home alone too. No, that's the Kenosha kickers. The Kenosha kickers. No, we're talking the great outdoors is uncle buck, right? Two different three-dit. We're talking three movies now. We got three movies coming this All John Candy Yeah, all John Candy connections. Yes John Candy so Love it. Yeah, buck, right? Uncle Buck is I do think what were they Chicago? And people don't remember this, but Christmas vacation takes place in Chicago. Oh, yeah.

So it's technically a bit less moving. That is a Midwest movie as well. Yep. There's a lot of purple rain. but uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh Kansas in this bad boy. Yeah. Everyone wants to keep getting rid of them. We're not going to let them. All right. No, we will protect Kansas. At all costs. Yeah. We need, we need Dorothy and her slippers. We are, there are strength and numbers.

We need more people in the Midwest, okay? Yes. It's not go kicking. I'm all about it. What's your favorite Midwest movie? I got to say to you that, well, I was going to say that theater app is my wife is from theater app. It's so we've definitely watched that one. Yeah. It's so funny. It's so underrated too. You can tell there was a lot of good like background crew on

that. Amazing. You just tell it had a great support staff, you know. Yeah. Well, you know, the pool boy, you know, he just really brought it out. Yeah. Yeah. I know. Well, don't blink. I am very out of focus But I am there and I made it. Oh, you're actually in it. I'm in it Did you not hear that? I'll sign a copy for you if you want. I got to start that's hey however you were In that movie I need to start putting you in my videos that way. Yeah, I was an extra way in the back really out of focus Wow, wow Okay, and then when you're like Charlie, I need this to be funnier. Oh

Well, then I'll just put you to focus. That'll be hilarious. Oh Is it the nose? Is it the nose? I you're a good good guy Charlie. Thank you. What else you got on your mind? I kind of hurts. I got back issues. Yeah, what else is on your mind? I apologize, Miles. This one's for Charlie. No, I'll take a break. That's fine. It's a period. So I had to get to your woman's Minneapolis women's club show. And then, you know, COVID messed all that up for everybody. Yeah, that was years ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it. And then we rescheduled it like twice, right?

And ended up playing at the state theater instead. Yeah, and of course, that was the day of my mother, a grandmother in law's funeral. Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Geez, go away. Oh, I dream so sorry. I'll hear that. Geez, go ahead. Why did you show then? What? That's sad.

I didn't know. Myles, these things are good for me ahead of time. So I would have never known. Well, when can we get you to a show is the question. Also, I saw you're coming to the Ames theater. I think you got like three nights there Three nights what do you got Brooks? You're doing three shows and three nights or what? Well, we love you both here in Minneapolis

My old mom do some of that and I'm doing six shows in Burnsville. So why don't and six in one town? Yeah, Burnsville. That's the one. Isn't that the Ames Center? Yeah, probably I because there's AmesS Iowa and also AIMS Wisconsin and the AIMS center. I'm trying to figure it out. Yeah, come on out. Come on out. You want tickets? Yeah. So that's my question is I'm trying to find two and you know, I looked at all the

big shows and there's no two tickets but my D&MyWife can't go together. Well, trust what your advice would be. I'm right here. I got some tickets. No. Why don't you get them some backstage passes? Why don't you why don't you bring them along and you can hang out for an entire day? You guys can go to the mall. Here's the deal. Here's the deal. Here's what's going to make me feel bad.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I want you to know that miles, first of all, we are getting you tickets. No, the tickets was real. It was just funny because I was going to overprime the talking stick right now. I have the talking stick. We are going to get you tickets, two tickets behind backstage passes the whole deal to any show you choose the only stipulations, whatever show you choose miles has to also be there in two five minutes on stage. So it's nice. You get to pick the show and the miles will be there. It's a win-win for everyone and we get to see miles to stand up. Well, you're going to have to run by the old bond chance. See if I'm free okay. I agree to it. I'm super excited.

Miles, aren't you? Yes. Miles did five minutes have one of my shows in Fargo and all he did was roast me for five minutes. So, but now he has to actually do stand up. So I'm excited, you called. I'm excited to see you guys at the show. And sorry again about your mother.

What's the deal with S.W.S. You know? Well, we just got off a call with Miles couldn't stop talking about swass. So he's working on his hot five, his hot five. Oh, I got my, his swassie. Oh, the armature. That my soul. That's see, you guys know all about that. I got a couple of pairs. I can tell you that much. We got pairs of that. That's good.

That does help with the Swiss. All right. Well, we'll see you at the show then, I guess. Yeah, I'm very excited about that. Yeah, boy. Seriously, though, email us and we'll get you tickets. Don't worry about that at all. Charlie, you should plug all.

Well, thank you, guys. Thank you so much. Now, this would be a great spot for your stand-up shows. Any stand-up shows you want? We're playing London, by the way. Ames, Iowa, Sioux Falls or Sioux City, Iowa. I can't remember Charlie Burns.com. Go to CharlieBurns.com.

That's where I go to figure out where I'm playing. All right, man. You guys are true Midwest treasures. Oh, no, you are. Oh, yeah, you are. Oh, yeah, you are. Come on now. I have the only requirement is if you're coming to the show, you got to bring a case of beer for us to drink backstage.

How about a 12 pack of bush lot? There we go. Oh, yeah. Oh, that way. Get us both going. Get that line. He's for me. And then Miles can drink out water situation.

Dr. Lecah, it's made you. I didn't want to say it, but you guys have been too nice. I can't say anything bad about the bush lot, dude. Yeah, well, I get it. I get it. Beer's beer. There you go. All right, Matt.

I appreciate it. Make sure you email in and thanks for calling the show. Thanks for having me. Tell your folks that says, I keep removing goal packers after Vikings and you betcha. Switched it up there. Oh, yeah, you betcha. You did it.

You did great. Thank you. Love the podcast. Thanks. Love you. See you guys. All right, guys. It is Labor Day week.

Right? That's what you'd say, Jared. Yeah. Labor Day week. And Fleet Farm is the place you're going to want to go on your way out of town for Labor Day weekend. What do you do on Labor Day weekend? Get grill, you hang out with friends, you maybe are going on a camping trip. You're going to need a lot of snacks, you're going to need a lot of pop, you're going to maybe need to pick up a cornhole set. And Fleet Farm's got all that for pop. You're gonna maybe need to pick up a cornhole set.

And fleet farms got all that for you. And so what you need to do, head to fleet farm. And just when you didn't have enough reasons to go to fleet farm, they also got the brand new fleet farm calendar. Hell yeah, you need something to hang in that garage. Everyone needs a good garage calendar. And I think that the fleet farm calendar, it's the scenic one. So they're all photos that are taken by fleet farm employees, if you can believe that. You're going to trail you're going to go get yourself a scenic fleet farm calendar. He's off.

Yes, though, everyone trusts him. And every single month, there's actually a coupon in there too. So not only is it looking nice in your garage, you get a coupon. Another reason to go to the man's wall. So you got to head to fleet farm stock up for Labor Day. Get yourself a calendar. Coupons, baby. Coupons.

Get after it. Hello, who do we got on the line? Hey, Sam. I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of people.

I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going toTC in Middleton. What is that stand for? It's not, etc. It's actually electronic theater control. I like that. I just got all the stuff that's just extra, right? It's just etc. Yeah, we just make light. All right. Nice. I want you belly up to the bar with us. Tell us what's on your mind.

All right. So I have a predicament. I'm going into my near year of high school. Okay. And then please don't go up to the bar with us. Yeah. Yeah. By the way, this is a virtual bar. There's no alcohol being served here. High school. Why don't you come over to the lemonade stand on the corner of the street with us? Yeah. Unless you're in this bar with your parents because in Wisconsin, that's okay. So your parents are here. You're bellyed up. We ordered you a surely temple, surely temple, and then suckers are good. Okay, now that we got it all settled, what's cooking? All right, sounds good. So, Charlie, I know you went to a Catholic high school or middle school or whatever. Yeah. But, you know, you know, it's super small, but even with my tiny ass class, I just haven't made any friends.

Oh, so do you have a near friend? Yeah, Sam. Now listen, first of all, here's what I'm going to say about trying to make friends in high school. A lot of, so you're a senior, this you're going into your senior year, is that it? Yeah. Okay. The thing to keep in mind is that whatever happened senior year of high school, everybody's full of shit in high school. And then once you get into college, that's when, you know, you're going to be like, oh my gosh, senior year, I got to do whatever. It doesn't matter.

Once you get into college, everyone's over whatever. That's kind of what I was going to go is yeah, whatever really happens high school doesn't really matter for the rest of your life. I can't even remember high school. Well, Charlie's real long, but so that's number one is remember that this isn't the rest of your life. This is just a little blurb. And when you go to college, there's going to be a lot more people. There's going to be, or not even go to college, maybe you're just working. You're going to meet a lot more people after high school that you're not, you know, you don't got to worry about that as much. Yeah. And Sam, let me ask you, what are your favorite things to do outside of school? What do you like doing? Well, I love hunting. I love fishing, and I love going up north.

Well, you're, you're hidden all the great things. You're hidden all the great things here. Maybe, do you know other hunters in your school? And wait, did you say you're at a Catholic school? Yep. And there's the, are Um, would you say people are actively, uh, not being your friend, like they're being jerks to you? Or are you just trying to look for tips to maybe open yourself up more to these other people? Well, I think it's a combination of both because I've kind of talked to people and, you know, they have their friend groups and it's all good. But, you know, I think banking on college is my best bet here. Sam, I'm gonna tell you this,

the most successful people in the world were, didn't have a lot of friends in high school, you know, and then the real popular kids in high school, Miles will tell you, total losers now, right, my, all they do, they'll be, they literally are belly up to the bar at like 2 p.m. on a Tuesday. Yeah. Nothing. They got nothing going on. So you don't worry about yourself at all. Okay. And you just keep, just keep putting yourself out there and say, hey, I'm going hunting this weekend, you want to come with. And if they say no or reject you, first of all,

you know, they're really shitty Catholics. I tell you that right there. OK, they're going to have to confess that one to father Tom. But you know, just don't worry about it. Because once you, I promise you, once you get to college, people just open their minds for whatever reason might be the yeah, I mean you're You're hunting buddies your fishing buddies. You just still haven't met. They're gonna be there waiting for you in college I think is the move. Yeah, so so keep trying though keep trying but just don't be disartened if it doesn't work because

You know, so weird age people haven't fully developed their minds You sound like you have a very developed mind. Yeah, you really do and a lot of times they're not there yet So you know that they'll come along and then they'll feel bad about it and their Catholics or they'll feel guilty about it Till they're like 82 so just take you know some pride in that knowing that they're going to feel guilty. So there you go. Did we help you at all? Sam, did we help you at all? Oh, yeah, that helped. Yeah.

Sam, do you want to come out to, why don't you come out to a show at some point? If there's one around your deal, I'll get you some free tickets. How's that sound? That'd be cool. I just went to your state fair show. How was it? That was amazing. That was so much fun. Would you go see it again?

No. She's one. Oh, you would. All right. Well, Sam, any show you want, any show you want, email man to augment at gmail.com. Well, I'm no the thing.

We're going to get you some tickets. And we'll get you meet and greet after the deal. So you can invite one of your, invite one of the non-shitty people from your high school to come along. All right. Hell yeah. That sounds weird. Be a good time.

We'll have fun event they don't want to. How's that sound? Yeah, well, we appreciate you calling in and just remember that, you know, high school is a weird time. So I wouldn't be too worried about it. And I, all the people that I hang out with on a regular basis, I met after high school anyways. So I wouldn't be too worried. And you're going to find some people that like hunting and fishing with you. And,, I think that I hope that we helped you kind of refocus on that. Yeah. Yeah.

Sounds awesome. All right. We'll watch out for deer. Okay. Okay. And we'll see you at a show. Yeah. Okay.

Sounds good. See you later. All right. See you later. All right. Charlie. My you think you're gonna go invest in some anti-perspirant soap or what? I think I'm gonna wait and see the clinical trials come out first. That's probably smart. You start to open those and we'll see what we what we have. Would you sign up for a clinical trial?

No, I'm not. What if it's like $1,500 bucks for a clinical trial. No, I'm not. Yeah, what if it's like $1500 bucks for a weekend. Salt. I'll do anything to my body for $1500. Please, you should have started with that. You should have let with that. You're right. That's how they get you.

Yeah, we'll see how it goes. No, it's a real problem for us guys. I know you don't, you're, you're kind of on the other end of the spectrum where I mean, I kind of like seeking out sweating, you know, there's two different people in this world. People that can't get, uh, can avoid sweating. And then there's people who seek out sweating. Yeah. I am on the can avoid and you are the seeker. Yeah. Well, I just, I seek movement thrills. I know because you don't have any sweat regularly in your life. Maybe that's what I've saw about. We're

just chasing that sweat or running from it. If active people sweat during the day, like non-active people, they would not need to be active. They'd be like, I sweat all day. I don't need to. Yeah. Well, it purifies you too. I've read.

Yeah. Yeah. It's a real. I don't know. I read it. It doesn't matter if it's real. If you read it, you can say it. Then some people can believe it. It's a real I don't know. I read it. It doesn't matter if it's real. If you read it, you can say it then some people can believe it. You can you it's the truth. Yeah, that's all that matters. Um, I think before we wrap up this podcast, Charles, we should talk about

Everyone getting on over to the other podcast. We got you bet your radio and crepes cast. Yeah, check them out. Give them a listen See if you like them. You like mine more, but you know, whatever it is. We have more fun. All right, you bet. You probably do. You guys do have a lot of fun. It's a very fun podcast, especially the ones I'm on. But you know, you've been on mine too. So people can dig through that. Yeah, I mean, I've been on a bunch. Yeah. Single handedly held that podcast a float. The one thing I like about miles is you doesn't have an ego. Thanks Charlie. Yeah. Yeah. I think a lot of people say that. Yeah. Yeah. And thank you guys for listening and follow us on the TikToks or something, right? Yeah. We got belly up on the TikToks. Yeah. Yeah. belly up TikTok, belly up Instagram, all that good stuff. YouTube is while you can find the full clips. You can see what we're actually doing. Yeah, where we're actually at. Yeah, um,

faces go check out all over merch at oh you bet you.com. Oh, HH you bet you.com. Yeah, see you guys. Oh, and don't forget about man talk The end of the show show great merch. We are ending the show. Well, you can I survived the Mimilis good by sure What a great idea. Oh Charlie see you at man talk men calm. All right guys. See you in the next one