Bellied Up - A Michigan Love Story? #207

Episode Date: July 2, 2026

We're at the Pourhouse in Fargo, ND. First caller is Kendra she gives props to a past bellied up caller. Kendra then calls one of her friends. We then chat with Timmy Tango's he gives us a bellied update on his fast life. Go to shadyrays.com and use code belliedup for 50% off 2+ pairs of polarizedsunglasses. #adWanna call in? Leave us a voicemail: 218-303-5095

This is the bellied up podcast. I'm here with my buddy Miles. And your buddy, Jared. And my buddy Jared. Beards looking thick there, Jared. Thank you. It's nice to compliment another man's beard. I haven't shaved it like in a month.

You haven't? You're pulling on it. I like that. Yeah, that's good. It's long. Yeah. Miles, you look good too. Yeah.

Hey, you know what's coming up, Miles? what is coming up the 5th of july got any big plans the 5th yeah day after the 4th now the 4th of july is coming up miles such a that was 4th of july that was a bad bit well it's not a lie though we should start keeping track of our worst bits and just do a montage yeah it's gonna be all my bits yeah yeah because jared's editing it and i'll pay him a little extra not to put any of mine in there he always makes you look good he always makes you look good if he's that consistent though

is there any you think he's really tampering yeah Miles there's there's some of my genius left on the floor the cutting room floor of this okay all right well let's dive in the genius of your July 5th joke that wasn't that wasn't that funny

it was just off the top of the dome miles you don't think about it too much you just let it roll off you know it's like when you're playing golf if you're thinking about it, you're not doing good, right? I love getting advice from a guy who's really bad at golf. I'm not really bad at golf. I'm actually naturally, fairly talented at golf.

I just don't practice. So kind of like podcasting. So Miles, the 4th of July is coming up, right? Yeah, yeah, it is. So I was thinking. Oh, yeah, 4th July is coming up. You bet you're going to, it's the annual time where put it in a reverse. Terry video. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Put reverse Terry. That's good. You're going to hear that on the

4th July. Guaranteed. You know what else you're going to hear? Oh, there goes my tax dollars. Every single firework that explodes. Yeah. Yeah, we must have paid a lot for that one. Yeah. It's complaining about the amount of money you spend on on the fireworks. And then at the end, it's, well, that wasn't a great grand finale. That was more like a good finale, wasn't it? Yeah. You know? Yeah, every time a firework goes off, you have to comment afterwards, right? Like, oh, that was a good one. Oh. I liked how I liked the colors of that one. If you, that one was loud. You know, it's like, that one was loud. You know? Just, just the, the simplest thing or, or there's always the, it, you don't go right into it, though. That one was annoying. It's usually after the.

Whistler one goes off that you get for free. You spend 200 bucks, you get a free whistler. Yeah, you do. And also, I like if you're, if you're around like a bunch of like moms with kids, you know, a lot of times it's like, oh, oh. Yeah. Trying to teach the kids to ooh and awe. To who and awe at the fireworks.

Yeah. And there's always, there's, of course, always somebody's uncle decides to bring fireworks to the family party. You decide that the driveway is the most appropriate place to let them off. Firework doesn't go good. People are reminded that all cars have gas tanks. Minor freak out, garden hose enters, problem solved. Yeah. Or you have an uncle that brings in, decides to shoot him off on the beach side of the lake, which is about eight feet lower than where everyone's sitting. and they're not angled correctly and they don't go very high and suddenly people are ducking under umbrellas.

Yep. Because it gets hot. Yeah. I remember this. I learned that the hard way. I was, you were that uncle. I got some,

some scolding from my mom a little bit from that. I remember one year. There was a windy day and the entire, my grandparents' house was across the street from the park. And the wind blew a bunch of, the fireworks onto the house guests and onto the roof. And the next day, my grandpa had TG at a cardboard box and we went and picked them all up and then took him over to the police department. And he made it known that, you know, this was a fire hazard. And what did the police say? I don't remember. I just

thought my grandpa was a badass. I was like, yeah. I was saying he sounds like a narc. Well, in retrospect, a little narkey, but also, also, I do remember that fireworks, people were like screaming. There were people getting up and like, kind of like your situation, you crazy bastard. By the way, let's go back to that. So you just, did you get any like, were people pissed at you? People weren't pissed, but you could tell there was a nervous energy. Yeah. You know, and there was kind of some murmurs of like, should someone else be letting these off?

He's had a few drinks. Yes. You know? Yes. My brother-in-law was stressed in quite a bit. It's called a DWI. Dr. Drinking while igniting.

It always happens. Tell you lose a finger. No one lost a finger and we're all good. There's a fireworks place in Wisconsin called Stump Lake Liquor and Fireworks. That's their logo. Nice. Yeah. I feel like is your family watch the hot dog eating contest family?

You know, we're not a big hot dog eating contest family because is that on TV. See, I don't even, you got to. Yeah. We're not a big, fourth of July. The TV really is not. Do you guys have a boat parade at the lake? We did not ever grow up going to the lake on the fourth of July. Really?

Yeah, no. Well, we didn't have a kind of a lake situation going on there. We would rent a cabin up north once a year. Got us or the deal. Yeah, yeah. But we did go to the park, which had free tattoos, non-permanent. So you could come back with a little neck tattoo. And your dad would be like, wipe that off.

You know. I like that your dad won't even let you have one day have fun. Like one day a year, you guys can't just have fun. Oh, no, no. We had fun. We had fun. We had good times. But, you know, every day's got to come with a little discipline, Miles. It's what keeps you between the lines, you know? So it keeps you from lighting off a bunch of fireworks next to a bunch of children on the lake. You see that? Where was Bud with that one, huh? And that was when I didn't have any kids. And I bought like $500 worth of fireworks and brought it out there. Really? start lighting them off. Did you just, were you just passing a fireworks shop or did you premeditate? It was all premeditated.

Now the amount of drinks I consumed was not premeditated. That just happened organically. Yeah. What was just, I meditated it in the morning. Honestly, I reached the point of intoxication where I felt like I was meditating while doing it. And I don't know why everyone else is so stressed because I was completely relaxed. See, that's when. the fireworks, so get you when you got a little bit too much confidence in yourself with these

explosives. One time we were lighting off fireworks on the dock, this was not Fourth of July, but when we were up north, my brother had made a stop at the fireworks facility, phantom fireworks, not a sponsor, and he got a Roman candle, put it in a bottle on the dock, and then the bottle tipped, and it shot right back at all of us. People were ducking out of the way. People were ducking out of boy, did he get it after that? My dad was, you thought a neck tattoo was bad. You should have seen John almost explode my sister. Oh my gosh.

It was John? John. Yeah, that makes it even better. But you know what? My dad was being cool because he was like, all right, let's see how this goes. But then once it went a ride. Should have put a little sand on the bottom of the can.

There were, well, it was propped up. It was a rock prop. You know, propped it up between two rocks, but I guess. should have been four rocks. Should have been four rocks. So what did your dad scream at John? Like what did he? Oh, I can't say that on the podcast.

I mean, even this podcast. No, he wasn't happy. But you know what? He did realize he cooled off after a second. He said, all right. Let's just be safe with the next one. Okay. Hold it in your hand and point it the other way.

Well, that's how it's supposed to go. You know, do you ever, the bottle rocket wars bottle rockets you can't get her with a bottle rocket that's like that's like it's like a BB gun that's a BB gun of fireworks you know like just wear some goggles you'll be fine you ever do bottle rocket wars in the woods um no but i have i've done like bottle rockets where you wait as long as you can to hold it and then you throw it up in the air that it's you don't know which way it's going to shoot oh yeah so that's more dangerous that's that's that That's like a sought off shotgun is what that is.

That's anyone's choice. What do you call that? Bottle rocket roulette. Yeah, something like that. That's cool. Yeah. Actually, I found some. I was cleaning up my garage at the lake.

I found some old fireworks. Yeah, I got some old fireworks in my garage. Are they still good? Do they expire? Can we see if bottle rockets expire? I mean, I'm going to act as if they aren't. You know, like, I'll still light them up. But like, do they ever, do they be, do they become?

Duds at some point? I wonder how much moisture is in the air. Fireworks do not technically expire, but they do degrade. While the gunpowder inside can last for many years, aging fireworks lose their vibrancy, vibrancy, and become unpredictable. Always store leftovers in airtight plastic containers with silica gel pads in a cool, dry area to maximize longevity. Okay.

What do you do with fireworks where you can no longer trust their projectile? because I got like a stack of them. And I feel like maybe I just get a longer fuse. Like I don't, what you can't just throw them in the dumpster fireworks. Yeah, what are you, how are you supposed to dispose of fireworks? Throw them in the fire? Take your time. To safely dispose of used and unused or misfired fireworks,

completely submerge them in a bucket of water and soaked them for 24 to 48 hours. Once fully saturated, double wrapped the fireworks in plastic bag so they cannot dry out and place them in your regular household trash. No, I'm just going to flight them. What fun is that, dude? That's so much work. There's no way I'm doing that. Plus, I'd rather burn my money than soak my money.

See? You know? Smart. And that's another thing that gets said in the 4th July. Well, there goes 35 bucks. Yeah. Yeah. And then someone's like, you know, all those are made in China.

You know? Isn't it ironic? we're light well i guess we are lighting it on fire it's from china now you know what i don't like you know i don't like that drone shows i don't are you a drone show guy miles um i've never actually seen one in person i've only seen them on tv or the internet and it does seem like they're a little bit snobby you know it's a little elitist drone artists are i don't know what they're call.

Drardists. Droidists. Droidists. Droidists. Like shart, Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr.

They seem like they're better than fireworks. Yeah. And we all, like you, you, you're not like, they go out there, like, acting like their Tom Cruise and Top Gun. Yeah. We know you're like this Steve Aoki of firework operators. You're just pushing a freaking button up there, you know, and throwing a cake. Get out of here.

You're not. It's all the code that you typed. and it's doing all the work. Yeah, it probably came preloaded with the drones, just says you got money. That's all it says. Yeah. Yeah.

You know what would be fun though? Dron hunting. That would be fun. With a gun on it? A shotgun. What you want to do is just get like a neighbor who's really into drones and then you like get up into your... I'm going to be honest with you Charlie.

I wouldn't trust you with a drone with a gun on it ever. No, I'm saying I'm shooting the drones. God, I thought you wanted a drone with a gun on. No, dude, what have what? What in the term? Dron hunting, like you're hunting stuff with a drone. No, no, I want to shoot drones. Oh, yeah.

I want to, like, be holding up, like, four drones, like, they're pheasants, you know? When I have them hanging on my wall. Keep the pheasants in the air, hang the drones on the wall. You can mount, you can get a drone mount. Mount the propellers. A European mount is just the propellers. Just bleach propellers on the wall. The little stick with the propeller on it.

Then put some velvet over it. I got my tag. I got three drone tags this year. I hate those fucking things. You know what? Dude, the other night, I'm sitting there. Okay? I'm at my cabin.

I'm looking out the window. I'm like, where are you having dinner? It was me, two of my sisters, one of their boyfriends, my mom. And I was like, you see that? And they were like, what? I'm like, that light. They're like, it's a star. I was like, it's not a star.

That's a drone. They're like, no, it's not. It was 9 o'clock. Dusk had not set in, and they were telling me it's a star. I says, look up. Do you see any other stars? No, that's a drone. She pulled out of a little planet.

happened she goes it's a star i was like it's not a star it's gonna move and then they started eating and ignoring me and then i said it moved and they looked and they said oh yeah it's a drone and was it pointed at you guys like it was looking right at me so so someone's spying on you someone spying at me but it was in the distance you know but they have magnetic uh that's madmatic or not magnet it. They have a telescoping cameras on. Yeah, that. And, no, it's mass surveillance of the government, man. They got drones all over. They do. That's how they do it. Also, how special do you think you are that the government is not looking at me. They're not looking at you. I'm not that important. They're not looking at me, but they are surveilling something. And they're doing it all the time.

There's drones above us right now. Is this your new thing? Yeah, it was just kind of a fun little thing. I thought we were going to have fun with it. You weren't having fun with it. I mean, you took it down the government spying on us, wrote. Oh, well, you know, it's a joke. Hey, it's the 4th of July. It's okay, you know?

Come on, guys. Anyways. I mean, my question was going to be like, how many extracurricular substances were you doing at this time? Just one. Just one. But it did move. Stars don't move like that, Miles. Stars.

A bit of satellite? No. was too close to be a satellite. And I got the knocks out and you could see it triangulating. Mm-hmm. You could see this was not a... I don't think that that was used correctly.

It was triangulating. You would have known if you were there, Miles. You would have known if you were there. Oh, boy. I'm excited today, Miles. I'm excited. We got another banger episode of the Bellied Up podcast,

a special 4th of July. Fourth of July. Firewood. For sale, phantom fireworks, right off 45. Should we take some callers? Let's do it. Miles, the 4th of July, it's like one of those holidays. You know, it's one of those holidays.

You know what I'm talking about those holidays? It's a holiday. Oh, yeah, but where everyone's got the exact same plan, head to the lake, visit the fam, go find a place to watch the fireworks, grab your own fireworks, explode them in the street, the police come, you run, you don't have a finger, you know? And in that moment, you're injured. Okay?

On top of that, you got people towing boats for the first time all year. Drivers, I'm familiar with the area of folks making last second turns because they missed the firework parking entrance. Simple summer drive can turn complicated fast when everyone's trying to get somewhere at the same time. And you're trying to get to the hospital because you don't have a thingy. And then you get there and there's a line out the door. There's a line out of the door. There's other people just like you. Yeah.

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Now is the time. Check it out, you guys, and thank us later. Kendra. Hey, how's it going, guys? How are you doing? A was your dad a bow hunter? No. What's the joke?

Ken draw. Put that on the list. She's got back to back. Sorry, Kendra. I did that for Miles. He's coming up with a list of my worst bits, so I want to give him a few. I'm looking to do some pilotation at the end of the year.

You'd add that one in? Yeah. Yeah. And what, Kendra? How are you doing? Where are you calling us from? I'm good. I'm calling in from Michigan.

Michigan? Where in Michigan? Central, I guess. I don't know. I'm between Ann Arbor and Lansing. Oh, sure. Howell. Howell.

Yeah. Howell Michigan. those two cities are is the capital of michigan what is it charlie travers city and what no antarver and lansing which one's the capital oh i'm doing a show in travers city that's why i brought that up next month actually what a plug what is the question miles lansing or an arbor lansing okay all right i lived i lived in an arbor for a couple months okay yeah anyway kendra now that we got that going how's michigan this time of year It's great. Lots of landscaping and that's kind of stuff going on.

Wait, what? That's not a normal answer to that question. That was odder than my Ken draw comment. How's Fargo this time of the year? Oh, yeah, we get lots of buildings. Well, good, like landscaping. The weeds are growing. Like, I don't know. That's how Michigan is right now. Okay. The weeds are growing. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, because I spent the whole weekend doing landscaping. Okay. Little context would have come along. long way there. It's on the mine still. Okay. Were you weeding? You were pulling out the weeds or were you trimming the hedges? Getting the weed. Yeah, that. Yep, that too. And then yesterday we put a new path down

with rocks. So it was like demolition and then rebuild. So it was fun. Oh, that's fun. That's good. Yeah. Nice. Did you rent any cool power tools, uh, landscape? and tools from the home desk spot? No, just my T-Mew little hands chainsaw. Oh, you got one of those? Yeah, I saw you guys did a video on it, and my grandpa actually got me one, and it works good.

Give it some time. It works fine. How many times did you have to readjust the chain? It fell off once, so yeah. I don't think you were working hard enough if it only fell off once. No, yeah, it must be. But yeah, so it went good. And then today, a guy was in the bed doing landscaping.

That sounded bad. But he found a diamond gold ring. No. In there. Yeah. And he gave it to me, which was like crazy. I'm like, you could have pocketed this, but he didn't. You realize he just proposed to you.

What did you say? Was he on one knee? He was on two knees. He just said, I found a diamond ring. and I said, oh, yeah. Wow. Yeah, and then inside it says, it's engraved. It says, with love, Jim.

So I wonder, is there a story here? There's a story there, Kendra, absolutely. Jim cheated on Sarah, and she threw the ring at him, and that's how to happen. Yeah. That's what I'm wondering. Well, who owned your house before you? Obviously, Jim. Not a gym, no.

like a Lawrence and Tracy. You got to go to the county and get the records of your household and find that gym. I mean, my God, that's a, is, well, how big is, how many carrots? So I actually took it to the pawn shop just now. And it's a three, four. She sold it already. How much did you give for it? No, I didn't sell it yet.

They only quoted me 260 for the gold. And I'm like, I don't know. And how big of the carrot? I'd cut you off. Three-fourths. Hmm. I guess that's what she said. So that sounds like an engagement.

A cheating ring is more like three carrots. Yeah, but I don't know what to do with it. Well, you go find that gym. Yeah, I find him and then what return it to him. Yeah. Okay. There's maybe a lot of pain in that ring, Charlie. Kendra, think about it.

Think about it. This, you took it to the pawn shop. Your best you're getting is 260. They're not even giving you a diamond money for it. Jim, it might have some sentimental value. He might give you like a thousand bucks for that. That'd be so cool. That's how I was expecting them.

I was going in there. I feel like I was on that pawn shop show. And she said 260. And I'm like, oh, okay. That's a little. ball. Get a second opinion. Yeah, definitely. Take it to Zales or or what, not a sponsor.

Take it there. No. How is that the first diamond shop? That's the only one I know. Were you just out of Zales? Yeah. No, not Diamond. Oh, really? I was getting what? Colleen left our company, so I got her

watch. That is so strange. I thought it was a nice gift. Is that not a nice gift? No, it is. Well, but maybe she would have stayed in your company if you would have got her that for being in your company. Well, I, you live and you learn.

Because now it seems like you're excited that she's leaving. I gave her this congratulatory gift. I thought it was nice. I was saying, what can I get her? Because usually I don't put thought into gifts. I'm like, here's some cash, you know. I give the grandma present, you know, cash in a card. but I figure if you're weaving, you know, maybe I get you a watch.

What's wrong with Zales? You feel really self-conscious right now. I thought it was a nice gift. I thought it was a nice gift. I just imagine you walking into Azales and being like, oh, hey, dear. I like to buy a watch for my employee that's leaving. And they're like, what the fuck? They kind of did.

They kind of do. Look at me straight. I was like, what's a nice watch, but, you know, not like. Not like I'm trying to hook up with you, but more so like a, hey, thanks for working with me, but Sianara. They're like, right this way, sir. It's a Mickey Mouse watch. It's one with a calculator on it. Dude, those watches were so cool.

Anyone with a calculator watch in grade school was like, yeah, take that ring over to Zales, see what they say. they probably tell me it's fake and lowball me I'm guessing well take uh pliers to the diamonds see if it crushes then you know yeah is that well no she told me the diamond was real what was the only buy gold what was the cut clarity and color of it uh she didn't tell me all that she said the diamond guy will be in tomorrow and i'm like okay hmm all right all right but at least i found a diamond ring that's crazy well you didn't be find it. You hired the guy that you hired the guy that did it.

Yeah, all right. Sorry, Mason. You found it. Not me. Mason. Are you single? I am single, yeah. How's Mason?

Oh, actually here. Here's a great thing. Does it fit on your finger? Where it to the bar? Guys love a married woman. Oh, no, it doesn't fit, but I could always get it resize. That would be crazy. do it as a middle finger diamond ring.

Yeah. Yeah, there you go. I don't know why you do that. Because it didn't fit on a ring finger. Was it too big or too small? It's too big. Sausage fingers. Yeah.

Jim, Jim was engaged old sausage fingers. Yeah. One thing I thought about when you were talking about doing that new path, you know, I had this thought at the lake this weekend when I was doing my projects. And I was thinking, why am I doing this project? And then you go, oh, it's so that you can enjoy the lake. But as soon as you're done with that project, you then just start another project. So in reality, you're only doing these projects just so you can get to the next project.

It's so other people can enjoy the lake is really what it comes down to. And I just thought about something too. it makes sense that it makes sense that she lost that finger because she was an old sausage fingers it didn't fit her either she used her finger

yeah you're saying that there's maybe a finger that's associated like her finger got cut off my house did he not say no I was thinking she said she lost a finger

no I didn't mean to say that I just meant the finger didn't fit her finger either because she lost it like it slipped off Yeah. So Jim, Jim's kind of fat shameder is what you're saying by getting a ring that was too big. No, it'd be the opposite.

Yeah. Yeah, something like that. Does the diamond ring fit on your thumb? No. Yeah. It's like, this might be a ring from someone at a TLC show. TLC, oh, like lobster hands or something?

No, that's Jerry Springer. Oh, okay. I haven't watched TV since the 90s miles. So, Kendra, you did just call to tell us about your diamond ring here today, did you? No, it was, what was it about? Some Timmy Tango and what was the other guy's name? Oh, Josh. Here we go.

Let's go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know Timmy Tango? No, I don't know. You like Pilates? I was defended.

do like plotties and the hot yoga. I was defending that because Josh was talking crap about it. Whoa. I like this. Dude, the Timmy Tango drama. I did not expect someone to come to Timmy Tango's defense here. But here we have team on Kendra on team tango.

Let's hear your hot take. Kendra. He's got a good thing going. I respect the angle he's trying to pull. You know, because those women in there, I'm only 20, but those women are like 50 plus

they're really fit man like it's impressive so yeah so I give them credit and I hope it's working out for I mean you sound like a little jealous yeah are you jelly of who the women or Timitango

the women well both yeah well no I mean yeah I'm jealous of how athletic some of these women are but no I don't I don't think Timmy tango is my guy. Okay. What are you looking for, Kendra? Tall, dark, and handsome. Tall, dark, and handsome. Okay. How tall? Well, I'm 5-4, so above that. Probably 5-10. But no, really just a good person is what I'm looking for. I've had some doozies. So, Jimmy Tango's your guy. Is he? I don't even remember

what he's all about. He's six, too. Oh, wow. So you think that Timmy Tango's running a good game is what you're saying. You respect his game. Yeah, I do. I think it's a different approach for sure. But it just depends. Is he actually having success or are these moms looking at him like he's a little kid?

You know, like a son. I mean, there's probably some moms into that. I don't know. Oh, yeah, you're right. So I think he's in a win-win situation. Yeah, Timmy Tango's been having success from what. Well, that's what Timmy Tango says. Well, I believe him.

I'm on, I believe you're on Team Tango then too. I'm kind of team Tango guy, you know. Yeah. Are you team Josh? I'm not. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm bipartisan. I like Josh, too. Don't get me wrong.

But, you know, in this moment, I'm, I feel like I'm team. tango. He's kind of out there living, doing it, you know. I think if Josh and Timmy tango got together, those two could balance each other out pretty good and they both be booed up within a few weeks. Yeah, they both can learn from each other. Yeah, they, like one's way over here, the other's way over here. They could kind of meet in the middle, find themselves a good first wife, you know? And I think this is a good opportunity to start the Team Tango and Team Josh debate in the comments now. Yeah.

So if you're listening to this and if you're on Team Tango, let everyone know, you got to have a, there's got to be a poll button on like Spotify or something, isn't there? Yeah, let's put a poll up there. Team Tango and Team Josh. I'd love to know where everyone's at. So I did not anticipate this. No, I didn't either. I mean, Kendra, you would not consider a date with Josh?

I don't think him and I are in the same ballpark. Why? What ballpark are you in? I'm older than him by like a couple years. That's nothing. I mean, Timmy Tango doesn't do that as a problem. Yeah. And he doesn't seem like he's only been on one day, right?

Timmy Tango? But he's no longer a virgin. No, no, no. Josh. Oh, Josh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but that doesn't mean anything. What's that matter?

It's a lot to him. Oh, yeah. Sorry, Josh, your first time. It's special. That's good. Sorry. No, because then he got all sweet on you guys. And now I felt like I was the bad guy.

He's a real sweetheart. It is tough to be Tim Tim Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Team Tango after he got all sweet. Josh got all sweet on us. Yeah. And that's why I was a little taken aback that you quickly jumped on Team Tango. I forgot that he got sweet. I forgot he got sweet. I'm not.

bad Charlie isn't taking a compliment is that he just immediately took the other guy's side. I took the compliment and I handed it off to Miles like a quarterback about to get sacked. I was like, take it. Take it. I did a little shovel pass.

I had to skip through it. Like, honestly. Oh, well, that's good to hear as two guys who are running a podcast. I had to listen to it on eight times speed. It was just sweet and it just made me kind of like oh me too me too i was skipping through it in real time i was

like josh can this is nice can you talk at 1.7 speed right now all right that's our new thing if someone's going to compliment us they they need to do it at 2x speed it's good help us help us uh with our comfort no josh is a sweet guy real sweet guy yeah no he is no no hate here i was just getting silly with the whole yoga, Pilates. Yeah, it's good. It's good to get silly. As the first member of Team Tango, Charlie being the second member of Team Tango. Yeah.

What advice would you give to Timmy to help his chances with the Pilates gals now that you're on the other side of it? Maybe recruit another female in there to like help him get his in more, you know? Got it. So, yeah, try to make a buddy. You need a. A female mole is essentially what you're looking for. Exactly. Someone to talk him up when he's not there.

Just really, you know. Maybe like a 25 year old who enjoys landscaping. Yeah, maybe she like, she has like a nickname for him. She just calls him the hammer. The hammer. Oh, you call him Timmy Tango. I know him as Timmy the Hammer. Yeah, I like to imagine now Timmy is going to Pilates class and introducing himself as Timmy Tango.

I want, I hope that he has, I hope he's wearing a yoga pants that say Timmy Tango on the ass. Yeah, like the juicy used to be in back in the day. Yeah. So you said. So female mole kind of get behind enemy lines is what you're saying. Yeah, maybe get one of the instructors to, like, shout him out during it. Sometimes they'll be like, yeah, good job, Timmy. Like, you know.

You see you working, like something like that. I don't know. What do you think about him maybe wearing just like great, only gray sweatpants to a class? Bad idea. Really? Yeah, it'll get swampy. I don't know. It gets hot in there, man.

Swampy sweats. But maybe after. Maybe after before, you know, he like puts him on and, you know, now he's casual, casual to me. So you said that you were in, in some relationships before. Did you, were you dating any Timmy tangos in your life? No. What does that mean exactly? You know, you know Timmy tango energy, you know.

No, I had one guy tell me he hated me because. I had AT&T and I had bad service. Wow. Isn't that crazy? We were at a tailgate where there's like 50,000 people. So that's why I had bad service. Now, did you really have bad service or did you just find a cuter guy at some other tailgate? No, I had bad service.

AT&T sucks over here. There's no reason to hate you though, Kendra. That's what I'm saying, Charlie. That's like the most, that's the least understanding man in the world. Was he joking? Was he joking or did he actually, did it? No, he was like angry, like upset. Like I'm like, are you going to hit me right now?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, it was, it was bad. Yeah. Thankfully, we were in public and like all my friends were around. But I'm like, this is like he was getting really upset because, you know, drinks were flowing. And I'm like, yeah, this is. That's a one-income. Yeah, that's maybe a good, like, like boyfriend test.

Get AT&T, have your service machine, see how he responds. You know? Exactly. That'll be the test. Any, is that the craziest X of yours? Um, yeah, I would say so. That's pretty up there. I had a guy.

Nah, never mind. Yeah, come on. Come on now. We're all just sitting around at the bar. You know you're going to have to tell us now. Yeah, you know, the classic cheating stories, that kind of stuff. Yeah, like he was subscribed to a bunch of only fan girls. Oh, no.

Yeah, just. Was he cheap on top of it? Was he like making you go Dutch? No, dude. He was love bombing me. Like, he bought me a Yetty cooler. Holy shit. Just imagine what he was

Just imagine what he was buying those Only things. Dude, I know, but I still made out good with the Yeti stuff. Yeah. Do you resell it? Yeah. No, I still every time I God damn your phone

service. Dude, do you have AT&T because that sucks. Did I just cut out? Honestly, though, I've never hit a woman but I'm starting to think about it right now. Dude of your AT&T. Yeah. I think I'm starting to get what that guy was talking about.

Definitely did raise some eyebrows at the bar just on miles. This is a comedy podcast. Yeah. All jokes. All jokes. Sometimes I do forget we are in public. And there's like people just going about their day while we do this. Yeah.

So he cheated on you or he was subscribing to an only fans girl. cheating or did he cheat on you with another woman in person? That's the dilemma, right? The topic. It's like, was he talking to anyone physically doing that? Because he was like Snapchat and girls too. But I don't know if he ever physically met up with these girls. So is it like emotionally cheating or physical?

It's a new question in this technology. We haven't had that question up until now. Yeah. What defines cheating? Okay. So what do you think? I mean, I think probably emotionally cheating is a real thing. Unless he was snapping Willie picks and getting some snaps back,

that sounds like it's on the verge of, because it's not much emotions there. It's just let me see your parts. I show you mine. And that seems, well, am I wrong, Kendra? That seems more physical. Now we have a new. It's pretty transactional. It's digitally physical is what you're saying, cheating.

I think digitally physical. Did he, was he sending pictures of his emotions, Kendra? Yeah, I don't think so. I think the only emotion he was showing was excitement. And to me, that's more of a physical thing. Not how you like to see it go down. Now, we're all these. Were all these gals on his payroll or was he doing this with some, some, some strangers,

what do you mean his payroll? Like, was he just paying for these picks? I don't know how this works. I've never, I've never done only fans. Never done. Yeah, I don't know how it works. How did you find it out? Um, he was showing me something on his phone and then, and then a notification popped up.

I know, like at least silence your notification. Yeah, bro. Lie to me. Come on. I mean, what that shows is he's not responsible, which is almost a bigger issue. Yeah, exactly. It's good you found out. What popped up, an OnlyFans notification?

A Snapchat notification with a girl's name. Uh-huh. So then I did the old, I'm not proud of this, but we were drinking. So I grabbed his phone, and then I opened it and started looking at it. And then there was just like 20 girl names in there. And then it was just a mess. Did you then go into his photos and find the evidence? No, it's just like unfolded from that.

Because then I threw my Yeti can cooler that he got me. I threw it at him. Oh, my. And then all the stuff happened. You must be strong. No, no. the can was still full so that's why it had some weight to it

okay I mean I didn't hurt him weight to him regardless that's like throwing a brick at someone yeah but oh my god he's fine he's fine

I don't know would you have felt the same way if tailgate buddy threw a can coozy at you you would be like wow he's crazy and abusive but when you throw the can

coozy all of a sudden he's fine all right I see your point I'm in the wrong for that one. Do girls do only fans? Like is there guys slinging weeners on only fans? Yeah.

Like do any of your girlfriends or any of your girlfriends subscribe to a guy only fan? No. That is. No one talks about that. No one talks about that. That's what we do here. There has to be a guy slinging brain on. There's got to be some brain slingers.

And, you know, I mean, we talk about this stuff. no one else talks about here on the Bellied Up podcast. And also light bulb moment for us. Hey, maybe we should. We got a content team. We don't have to do it all by ourselves. No, and no face, just brain. No face, no case.

No face, no case. All brain all day. Dude, you know what we could do? We could do like feet picks, but like the Midwest version where we like stick our toes through the holes in the crocs. Oh, that's good. Let me see it. Well, I got socks up. Okay, that's like that's side profile.

That's the free version right there with the socks. If you want to see some cuticle, you got to spill, spill some cash. Slang and brain on only fans. Sling and brain. Kendra, you got any friends in Only fans? No. No. Do you?

I know some people who are, uh, yeah. They're not like, uh, do you? doing the the full go, as you will. They say that they are using it to promote their business. Their. Yeah. Comedy.

Some comedians. Some comedians I know are on it. It's a good angle. So it's not getting naked. Not getting naked, but like, I don't know, maybe, like, I don't know what they do. Bikinis, perhaps. Yeah. So you and I could just do banana hammocks only?

I think we should just do an only fan. Together. And just go to Goodwill and find a bunch of fans, you know, and just put it in the box. Ken draw the fans. Put it in there. Just be fans. Yeah. Only fans is what we could do.

That's just only fans. Yeah, that'd be good. Yeah. That's someone else, I'm sure, came up with that. That's not very original. Ken draw, though, that's fucking, that's gold. Yeah, I've never heard that one before. You won't ever hear it again either.

That is a one of a con. That's right. That's right. All right. Well, so one guy is, is tell you he hates you. The other guy tells you he loves you, but then he's loving on all these only fans, gals. Exactly. Would have any keepers once that got away?

No. What? No, I don't think so. Well, yeah, actually there is this one guy, but he lives in Traverse City. Oh, I got a show coming up in Traverse City. In late August, you want me to get you tickets and him? And ticket to him, too. Two tickets front row.

That would be awesome. Yeah, what's his name? Gunner. Gunner. You know how to pick him. Gunner. I love it. Gunner.

Is his last name, Hunter? Gunner Hunter, Traverse City? You don't have to say his last name, but what did you like about Gunner, aside for his name? What a badass name, dude. I wish I was in the same. Well, we grew up going to the same school, same area, you know, and I don't know. He's just hilarious. It's like the one guy that I feel like I can just laugh with, you know?

Yeah. Like he knows me. So what happened with Gunner? We live too far apart. No, does he feel the same way about you that you feel? I think he did it at one point. Oh, when was the last time you talked to Gunner? Eight months ago.

What did you say to him? I don't remember, but we just talked about it again. Oh. Yeah, you know. About that connection. That's right. And then he just, yeah, we just live too far apart. Well, wait, but wait.

Well, do you think we could call them? Do you think we could patch them in? I think that might be nice. Let's invite him to the show. Just as friends. Just as friends, Kendra. Just as friends. I mean, I'm not going to just ask them just about friends stuff.

No, I'm, well, I was going to lie, but, you know. Kendra. How would that even work? How would that work? You just say, you say add call. You can add call. And then I would just. Colin? Yeah. Yeah. And then you merge the two calls. Merge the calls.

This would be really good radio for you guys. Awesome. Killer radio. You think I'm just suggesting things because they'd be boring to listen to? Yeah. Oh my God. Okay. Might as well. You might as well. He's going to love it. Does he know who we are? Yeah. Okay. That helps, Charlie. It helps a lot. It helps a lot. Gives us. framing. I'm kind of nervous now. I am. I've never met a gunner, dude. Well, and I've never done this before. We're doing live. This is a dating show. I know. We can't say that off the top. No, no, no, no. Let's play cool. We're just being a friend. Just being a buddy at a park. I heard you were a fan, you know? Yeah. Hey, we got good news.

I just wanted to introduce us. I got to invite you to the show two miles. Bring the family. You can go to Mackinnell Island after. Okay. That's fine. I won't go, but no, come to Travers. I'll say that. I'll say that. I'll say. that I'm going. Fly into Green Bay will take the cruise ship over. It's a ferry. Is this Gunner? Okay. Gunner?

This is Gunner. Oh, God, Gunner. Listen to that voice. Oh, boy. What's up, man? You sound better than what I thought you were to sound. I'm sitting in the car wash stripping these mats out. Damn, dude.

I respect everything you say, Gunner. I don't even. Thank you, man. Yeah, you got a great tonality in your voice. I love your name. Thank you. Yeah. You're really edging right off the bat.

Yeah, we're getting going, Gunner. Charlie's been glazing you ever since you heard about you. I'm a little sober for that, but I don't mind. Hey, well, we'll change that. Gunner, what are you, what are you up to at the end of August? At the end of August? Yeah. My birthday?

What day is your birthday, Gunner? August 29th. 29th. Well, I got good news for you, Gunner. Because the night, the eve of your birthday on the 28th, I'm going to be in Traverse City doing a show with Miles. Miles is definitely coming. And Kendra, we were just talking to her.

And I was trying to give him to him pizza come up. And she said, well, I know someone in Traverse City. And I said, boy does he. I says, well, do you? Gunner, you're going to the show. You're going to the show, Gunner. For free. I'll go to the show.

All right. But you have to go with Kendra's the... Kendra's coming. Yeah, no. Oh, my God. That's fine. Kendra's my dog. Your dog.

That's fine and I'm your dog. It's like V-A-W. Damn. Wait, what day though? Because I fly to Italy, August 31st. Oh. Damn, must be going good at the car wash, dude. Oh, I don't work at the car.

I'm washing my car. Yeah, I'm out here collecting all these quarters. They sure got me going halfway across the country. Hell yeah, dude, you collect those quarters. That'll get you right over to Rome. I'm working on it. So I'm there the 27th and the 28th. Two nights in Traverse City.

You tell me the date. You tell me. Pick one and I'll be there. Let's go 28th because you're going to turn. How old are you turning? 26? Yeah. Yeah.

I know. I know a lot about you, Gunner. Apparently. Gunner, I got a question for you unrelated to the show. You called Kendra your dog, and she seemed to be a little upset about that. What's going on there? There's no way she's upset about that.

I'm speaking common verbiage for where we're from. Kendra? That's like a sign of admiration. Oh, so you admire Kendra? Surely. All right. There's some admiration here. Okay.

I'm starting to sense a little... Yeah. How do you guys know each other again? Oh, we go way back. Way back. Elementary school initially. And then we had a little rekindling last summer. Are we kindling?

I don't think I've talked to her in probably seven months, maybe. Eight months, actually. Okay, so you guys, you guys actually. Yeah, seven months. Yeah, like six, seven months. So you guys dated last summer? No. No.

What'd you do? It was like dating, but for like a day. Oh. Whatever you call that. Yeah. It happened so fast. I was up there for work. Uh-huh.

I was up there for a year. I know a guy. Yeah. And what? It was awesome. Oh, you went on a date. We started it. Nice.

Where'd you go? We went to Blue Tractor in Traverse City, which is since closed. So good luck trying to replicate. Darn it. Darn it. I don't know. 101. So, okay, I see one on this date.

You guys both seem like it said awesome. Why wasn't there a second date? She was four hours away. Four hours? Well, there's more to it, but I'll let her take it away, Kendra. Well, that's why I said. You live far apart. No, but there's more to it than that, we just heard.

Oh, there sure is, but it's not my story to tell. Kendra, Kendra. What more is there? Well, there must be. Look, I got the boys on my side now. Kendra. Yeah. What are you doing?

Yeah, we twisted it. these tables. What more is there, Kendra? Oh, after we did that, and then I was like, oh, I want to start dating you. And then you're like, oh, we're looking far apart. So then I moved on and started dating someone else. Oh, that's fine. I kind of wanted to see what you'd come up with. But that'll work. Oh, who would? Is that not it? Is there other? No, there's actually nothing to it. She didn't goes far away. She's cool, though. Who is she dating? Who is she dating? Oh, I'm fucking bald dork.

He was like 63 years old. 63. That's why she likes Timmy Tango. She likes Timmy Tango because Timmy Tango is into the cougars. You're into the man Cougars. He's 30. He's 30 years old, okay? And yeah, he sucks now.

He's the one that said, I hate you and the eddy cooler on the ground. I mean, also, though. Miles, myles. Ask me how many times I've told Kendra I hate her. How many? None. Not one. Kendra, what were you thinking with this guy?

What I will have to say is that it would be hard to be in a relationship with Kendra four hours away because communication-wise, she has AT&T. That's true. So how are you guys even supposed to be phone calls? Right. First start, you got to get that T-Mobile subscription, Kendra. If this thing's going to work out. Yeah, dude. Get her on the landline.

Keep her homebound. There you go. Otherwise, she's going to run into another bald dork. Yeah. I know. I hate bald dork. I am rapidly receiving. But for the time being, I hate bald dork.

I'm rapidly receded. Got to get on that propitia gun. No, I try to know. If you want to talk of, I've done it all. You've done it all? Nerminidling. monocidal finasteride finestrade works

I'll support that why don't you take a little detour and go to Turkey on your way to Italy get those implants in the box nice I'm in an apprenticeship right now so I've got to wear the hard hat and I don't have enough vacation saved up yet but once I do

I'm taking a little time off a little vacate yeah coming back sculpted new man sculpted is right right. All right. So, all right, let me, let me get my head straight here. We will have to say, Gunner, we did. We, we, we were trying to ease into it, but she did fill us in a little bit about your guys' relationship beforehand. When we talked to her, she, she basically said that you're the one that got away and that it's all right. She made it seem like she, she made it seem like she, She was upset. It didn't work out.

But then we talked to you. And it sounds like you only wanted it to work out, but she's, in fact, the one that cut it off. Yeah, I think that's just kind of like a classic, classic girl thing. They're like, oh, I'm going to act like I was super involved. It wasn't super involved. I'd go an extra mile for you. Whoa. You know what I mean?

It's like they give you the whole reach around and they're just, they're goofing you. They're going to get to the whole time. 30 year old boy. All right. I can't even reach around any day, Connor. Whoa. I know you would. But listen.

Wow. I am audio. It wasn't going to work out. Hey, let's all talk one at a time. It might be easier that way. Kendra, you go ahead. Go ahead. I moved on because you told, you denied me after I poured my heart out there.

Correct. After all these years, you know. Yeah. I finally made a close. in my head. I'm walking around and self carwise right now. I haven't even put a quarter in the fucking thing yet.

I'm just meandering now. My trust on live. She's are in it. Someone can just take all my shit. That's love, man. That's love. You forgot about everything else. Everything else.

I might as well be laying on the bed with my feet in there, wiggling them. Damn. Oh, I'm Gunner. Oh. Hey, with Gunner, you think you still got,

you still got some feelings? in the tank for Kendra, despite her bald dork? Bald dork. I don't know. I'll have to search within, but I'm sure I can muster something up. Kendra, what do you think?

Can you muster something up? Well, yeah, but I just don't know. It's not going to keep repeating. So whether we continue this phone call for an hour or two more seconds, she still lives four hours, right? Well, four hours. What's so wrong with four hours? Charlie's girl runs way further than that.

Yeah, she lives like six hours away. Better man than me. Okay. Yeah. I need, like, I need some, I need some attention. I need to be, like, I'm not like a, oh, see you on the weekend. I need like, see you when I go home. See you every day.

You got another gal your chit-chat with these days, Gunner? No, Kent is actually the last woman I looked at, which is kind of fucking weird. you're asking. Wow. God, I think you guys are playing a little hard to get. Hey, Gunner, one other question. Are you subscribed to anyone's only fans? Yeah, anyone's only fans? Yes. No,

that's like pitiful. Trip clubs, big no, no. If you can't get it for free, you shouldn't be there in the first place. There we go. There you go. Kendra. You're nerd. There's free porn everywhere on the internet. Why are you paying for it? I'll never understand that. Ever.

Wow. Isn't that just music to your ears, Kendra? So here's another question. Why do you guys have to live four hours away? Why do you guys have to live four hours away? Yeah, who's got the better job? Because I got a job in pairs. I just got a house down here in my hometown, which Gunner's not a fan of. So why do you have to live in your hometown?

This is where I'm going to lose in Kendra, because they're going to be like, yep, we love everything you said about how. They're good old Midwest boys. so they're just going to be like, hey, that's what I know. So I like it too. Oh, he's got us down. Yeah. Hey, I guess I can't really argue with you.

Gunner, Gunner, you better start, like, changing your attitude a little bit here because Kendra's a hot commodity. She just got proposed to today by a landscaper. Yeah, so that's kind of the problem because she'll entertain that shit all day. Oh, which I do like, and I like the entertainment value of it, like the little back and forth where it's like, like, we could be walking in public together. Some guy could be like, what, so up, baby. And she's like, hey.

And I'm like, like, I'm cool with it because I think it's funny. And I'm like, like, like, comfortable in my own skin. But Kendra's a little flirt. She'll flirt with her. For fun, though. Not out of desire. That doesn't make me and Charlie feel very good because she didn't try and floor with us at all. Not even close.

And you said she'll flirt with any. I'm like, no. She 100% was. No, because they're spoken for. I'm not that kind of gal. That's true. Respectable woman. I'm excited.

Come on. I'm excited for this. I like how on this phone call, go ahead. If you guys lived in the same town, would you guys be dating? No, I'd find something else to bitch about. I don't know. No, we definitely would have. Yeah.

Yeah. That's so sad. She's like, okay, get an answer. Let's say, yeah, no, we definitely would have. Are you guys like end game? Obviously, I would. You guys are each other's end games? Is that it?

Like, you're going to go live your life. Gunner's going to go out to Italy. Have his fun with those Italian ladies. Maybe go to Turkey and get that hair. Kendra's waiting for the hair to come. See, I want someone to do all that with me. That's the issue. You want someone to go get hair?

And you're saying that Kendra's just too much of a whole body, hometown body. We could both come back all bimbled up. That could be something. Yeah, Kendra, what do you want? Yeah, if I'm getting new hair, what do you want? We can get a two for one. What do I want doing? Yeah.

Like after they frolic with my follicles, they can do something to you. Oh. Oh, my God. No comment right now. Gunner, Gunner, did you hear Kendra when she said I have a passport too? Oh, I didn't.

Kendra, what are you doing on the 30th? 31st, 31st. Actually, no, I'll do you one better. I'm booking a Costa Rica trip right now in what weekend is this. July, July 21st to the 30th. Are you inviting us, Kendra.

Why would I invite Kendra? Yeah, I'll be there. I'm inviting Kendra. She's sitting there slapping that passport in the wind, but let's see if you want to get it stamped. You're inviting me to go to Costa Rica with you in a month?

Oh, look at the sassy attitude already. Boys, this is the problem. Kendra. Kendra. She's like, like, are we going to Costa Rica? No, that was more about a question mark. Okay, the tonage is weird,

but I'll ignore it. Yeah, it wasn't. I'm available. Oh, she's available. Go pawn that diamond ring, Kendra. You got a flight to book. Wow, look at this. I'll take care of it.

You're taking care of you. Charlie and I come too? Yeah, so as we're throwing it out there. I invited you and you deferred. Did we defer? I don't think we defer to. Costa Rica? You go, are you inviting me? Or you go, are you inviting us or Kendra? And I go, why would I invite Kendra? Oh, that's right. That's right. That was just a question. We thought you were joking.

Okay, passports in hand. I actually said I'm going. I said. You're on. Miles and I are already going. Okay. We'll be in, we'll be in the honeymoon suite next door. We can just sit in the chair and the corn. The honeymoon suite. Interesting. Mind if I take a couple of pictures. Sure. Come on in. We'll take the pictures for you. Yeah. We'll bring a camera. Yeah.

The thing with all those rooms is they come with. He's got a head mount. I'm more of like a chest mount guy than like a head mount. I don't want like true point of view. A little too far away. You got a lot of money, dude. And a chest mount. We were curious.

Are you, are you slinging brain on only fans, dude? No, I work blue collar like a dumbass. No, dude, that's your end. I feel like women would be into a blue collar guy slinging brain. Yeah. Good call. What do you think, Kendra?

Whoa. Thanks for sending me up with Kendra, but I think I just found my true passion. Hey, she can be your producer, man. Producing what? Sling and blue. and tighter pants on me. Yeah. There you go.

Well, all right. All right. Well, okay. So, great. All right. Well, here's the thing. Are you actually accepting his offer to go to Costa Rica in July? If I have enough vacation time.

Oh, my God. Quit your job. Let's run away to Coach. Gunner. Go on. All right. Listen here. What are we going to do?

We're going to go have an awesome. lovely week together and then come back home and all right i'll see you yeah you'll see him in travers city and then you're going to see him again in august at charlie's show yeah you guys are going to you guys you're missing out on the big point why and just bought a starter home in a horrible town and she can't leave it what is tendra what do you do what do i sell PPE well i use her P-D actually. Do you? Yeah.

She left me with a little gift. It was actually cute. Oh, this is so sweet. I mean, you guys... Why, Kendra, what's the real reason why you won't go move to where he's at? I'm not going to... I don't know. I need more...

I'm not going to just move somewhere to be with a guy, you know? Yeah, stay at home and be miserable. That's a better idea. So you're saying I should come move up there with you and then what? chase you around everywhere like i don't know oh keep talking i have my pants are getting tight all right you know what i mean like i don't want i don't know i don't want that's scary gentlemen i fear i fear there is no resolution then is that over phone call well listen fear can be overcome here charlie she said she's scared that scared to do that fear can be

Overcome. Oh, overcome. Yes. Yes. It can. It can be undercut. Here's the thing. Put that in the deal. Look, you guys, you got a big old summer love coming up. Okay. No strings attached. No nothing. Just have fun with it, you know? And you can't do that. You can't do that, Kendra? Well, and so you don't want to move back, Gunner, because you hate your hometown. Is that it? Yeah. It's bon. It's bong? Bonds. Oh, buns. Got it. Yeah. Yeah, Trevor City is so good for you because you're so, like, adventurous and all that.

Okay. And so could you, so, you're saying a good thing. It's hard to howl, you know. I know. Right. So why still in Holland? Howl's the same? Like, you're just stuck.

Yeah, boy, I have my nice home and I'm two minutes for my dad. lake and I can go there and go hang out. Oh, so this is about the lake. All right. I think we're all wrapped up. No, I think we're just starting. I think you guys are really hitting on something. How does that make you feel, Gunner?

I live on Lake Michigan. That's not enough. She'd rather live on her four-acre lake back home. You're right. I hear it's a great lake, Kendra. Nice. That one was good. Thank you.

Oh, my goodness. Going on the list. That's cool. Oh, my God. Yeah. But. Did you think you as the bad guy before this all started? No.

No, I didn't. Okay, good. She's so in love with you, Gunner. They're both so in love with each other and I hate this. Yeah, you guys are like playing. Like, I'm hating this because you guys are so in love. But there's like one minor thing about each of you that you guys are in your time with and that's keeping you from love.

Yeah. I don't like that. Yeah, non-negotiables. unfortunately not negotiable. He's vacuuming his car. Someone's behind me in the car once in line, so I've got to get this one going. All right. Can we at least commit to Costa Rica and Charlie's show?

Can we commit to that? I have to speak on that. Do you want me to go with you? Gunner, do you really want me to go with you to Costa Rica? No, I just want to look like we hang up off. I can be like, no, mine. Yeah. No, I'm serious.

I'll take you. Okay, I'd go with you. Yes. I know you're just saying that, but all right. What were you going to say? Oh, okay. I don't know. My brain's kind of going on my God.

My own in my own minute, I know. I don't know. We didn't. I'm sure it wasn't that significant, though. All right. We're clearly on speaker in the backseat of Gunner's car. Yeah. We are going to let you guys figure this out.

Kendra, Kendra, text me your name and Gunner's name. We'll put you guys on the list, all right? Oh, my God. All right. Thank you. All right. And you're going to need to call back in in September with a bellied update.

Good, bad, or otherwise? Love it. Perfect. That's great. All right. All right. We'll see you guys. We'll see you two love birds later.

All right. sometimes magic just happens miles sometimes it just happens you know those guys are so in love so they they want they want to have so much sex with each other i know you can just tell cut it through the phone yeah cut the sexual tension with a butter knife through the phone i know i could hear gunners hard on it was kind of uncomfortable if i'm being honest i was trying to get off that call five different times and you're like Wait, wait. Good marketing, though, for his only fans.

Right. He really painted a picture. I mean, I don't care what is the last, I wish I asked his last name. Gunner is a great first name for an only fan. I know. I mean, that's the closest we've ever been to actually finding love on this podcast. I think so. I really think so.

And usually it never works out when we say, hey, get him on the line. Yeah, I can't believe she did that. You know that she, she wasn't going to text him. He was playing the thing where he wasn't going to text her. Kind of one of those relationships were like every nine months it boils up and you get that text and you're like, oh, here it is. Once had too much to drink. Uh-huh.

Yeah. I also think that she was like that took us zero convincing for her to call him. Oh, yeah. And that took him zero convincing to get on the line with us. I know. It's there. is for sure there she you can tell just neither wanted to be the one to reach out to the other because they were both a little hurt and i'm glad we could be the bridge you know over over that river

miles could be our most anticipated bellyed update of all time i'm i absolutely is i mean was kendra the one we were talking about timmy tangle with too yeah god have we been talking to her for an hour 53 minutes oh my god and gunner and got her it was kind of like two calls and one yeah essentially that's its own episode dude well we got one more call okay that was Charlie trying to say that he's done with the episode do is that our first call yeah one more caller and then that's the end of the episode Chuck

that was an episode that was it oh I was gonna pee you talk to him all pee all right Shalows what's up how are we doing who's this who do you think this is did Jared not tell you? Did Jared not tell me anything

and Miles just went to pee It's just me here. Me on both mics. Can you hear me both mics? Yeah, yeah, just take one guess. I think I might be one of your most popular callers, Charlie. Oh my gosh, you got to be kidding me. Are you serious?

Are you still living with the girl? Am I living with the girl? Yeah. No, I don't think you got the right one. Which one? Other popular caller. Who do you think I am? Give me a hint.

Oh, did you, are you hunting? I'm not ditch chicken on her. Yeah, damn it. You're thinking of the little Asian lover, right? Well, we, how can I, I just, shut up. Is this Timmy? Dude, Timmy Tango?

It's Timmy Tango. Oh my gosh, how did I not recognize? Timmy Tango. We were just talking about you with Kendra, Timmy Tango. She's on Team Tango. Call Kendra. Who's Kendra? Kendra.

And she's on Team Tango. Not yet. Not yet. Timmy Tango, my God. We were just talking about you. I didn't recognize your voice. Sorry about that. Gosh, of all the time for Miles to go take a wee. He left me here holding my pecker.

I'm kind of disappointed, Charlie. I'm disappointed, too, Timmy. Timmy, I just said I was on Team Tango. So let's not make it a thing. No, no. Yeah, no. Charlie just publicly committed his allegiance to Team Tango, which again, have we talked about that there's now a beef going on between

Timmy Tango and Josh? Josh, did you know, or Timmy, did you know that there's a Josh out there who's not super thrilled with you? Oh, yeah, I know. I got flame for being, having a game name that I didn't even, this name is not gay. I, I, I, I, thank you is dope. That's a dope as hell name. If you're, if you're like, you can't argue that.

Timmy tango is like, everybody on this, that's listening. but knows who Timmy Tango is. Everybody knows who Timmy Tango is. There's nothing wrong with being gay. You know, I could, I've been to some clubs, a few friends of mine. And Timmy Tango does sound like a name of a fellow who might be dancing at that club, which is fine also, Timmy. Whose team are you on?

It's June 1st. You got to be okay with it, I guess. It's not, is it June 1st? Oh, happy Pride Month, Timmy Tango. No, no. Hey, buddy. How are, how, yeah, you're right. You're right.

You're straight as out. How are the Pilates classes going? You know, they're good. I haven't been going to as many of them. Started a little run club going to running a little bit. Oh, you're running now. Okay. Yeah.

It's still ever dropping into the hot Pilates and yoga every once in a while, but run more often now. It's good. The girls my age are starting to come on to me even more now, which is just great because, you know, you get what you don't want in life. Right. When rains, it pours and sometimes it hails, you know. And you say it's hailing attractive women your age right now?

There's been about four or five that have really come on. Oh, really? Do they know about your Timmy Tango persona? One of them did. Wow. Was that a plus or a minus? Well, she didn't want to share her mom, so it was a minus. there's the tins.

There's the Tengs. That one didn't last too long because she was, which is super fair for her to think, that her mom, she was going to have to be in competition with her mom. And she was, like, may the best woman win.

On your first date, you're like, hey, you want to come over and watch a graduate and chill? Yeah, no, no. We went out and she was asking me some fun.

We were just talking about funny stories. And, you know, I'm just an open book telling her, you know, this probably won't work out because you're about 25 years too young for me. But again, and she said her mom was divorced in the last five years. And you're just your mouth is salivating. You're like, can I see any family picks? You guys got a Christmas card?

Chops. Boys, you guys think I'm a rookie? You didn't think I went to her Instagram followers, looked up her last name, found her mom. even if I even if I don't go for the mom she's going to turn out just like her mom looks most likely in 20 years you got to look plan for your future boys

come on these are facts these are facts to me tango no no I did hear Josh talking trash uh I I did kind of forgot that I called him out and that first called for your sister Charlie um I think that uh I didn't have any beef with it

I was just trying to be funny and call a guy out and it was kind of low blow for me. But I thought he had a great point. I didn't actually, no, he didn't have any good points. But, but, I mean, he was funny. He called me gay for a name. I loved it that you boys were like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Timmy tango's nothing to do with Timmy.

We are actually, we're getting you yoga pants that say Timmy Tango on the ass. On the butt. Oh, yeah. Yeah, hell, yeah. Yeah, dude. Make sure to add a roller, roll or two of quarters in the front to help me out. I need as much help as I can give. An inside leg corner pocket.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, there you go. But no, he said I was desperate. I honestly don't know how I'm desperate because, like, I'm out here chasing. Like I said, I commented on that and said, the lion doesn't concern himself with competition that's chasing 20-year-old girls. You know, I'm out here looking for women. He's out here looking for girls.

When he's ready to step up to the big leagues, Josh, let me know. I got you. We'll go run a two man with two moms. Mazz, you got to stop laughing at me. You just give him you fuel. When I hear you start cackling like that, just in the background,

it's just going to make me keep going. Yeah, I mean, so you think you can flip Josh into being just like you? I would hope so. He seems like a cool guy. I mean, it sounds like he's got some he needs to get some experience under his belt you know he just hung out this girl and just first time he's like yeah yes we just had sex like okay josh all right

we're jumping right into it from zero to home run real quick so what advice would you give josh um for him to be to get more experience under his belt go get as drunk as you can at some concert and hit on as many old women get the reps throw as much shit at the wall and something will stick whatever happened to that gal that sucked face with you Timmy forget you know I haven't followed up you know I should I know her name

I know like I said we we stalked her at the bar that one time so I should actually give you guys her actually that's a very dangerous thing if I get you got Trist No no no just just do not do that because we'll ruin someone's life. No, just, just let me see. I'm just gonna,

I'm not gonna show Miles. What's, what's her name? We'll bleep it out. We'll bleep it out. Jared. Jared's right here. Can I actually send like a screenshot and like this actually has to be confidential?

You guys can't use the name? 100%. We will not. Yeah. Yeah. I got to know it. I like how he asked charit. He's,

because he knows we'll just say whatever we need to. No, we'll do it. We promise. Okay. Give me a second. Boys, you think I just got this on speed dial.

I haven't talked to her. while. Well, actually, since that night. So. In a while. Yeah. So how does it make you feel as you look for this that people are starting to pick sides whether Team Tango or Team Josh?

Are people actually picking Team Josh? Kendra just picked Team Teng. Well, I imagine that they are. Yeah. Oh, okay. We only have one other person. You better be careful, buddy, because I have not pledged my allegiance to

one team or the other. I'm kind of playing middleman Dan here for a while. Charlie just jumped right in. I jumped into Team Tango. It just came out. I didn't even think about it. And I felt bad because Josh was very nice and kind, but I just can't take compliments. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, of course. I like Josh. I like Josh. Send that. Send that mom that he made out of it. I sent it to Jared. Oh, did you? It's just a screenshot. And it's if you couldn't tell, it's the older one. heard up. Damn. Timmy. Charlie. Yeah.

Timothy. Timothy, you are. Timothy, Tangerine. I didn't realize your game. Wow. Okay. So, so we can't pop that up, but every listener right now, you got to, you got to respect the games and just trust Charles and Miles' judgment. This does, I, Timothy, Tangerine. Miles, are you ready to pick a side now?

Wow. I think the most fucked up part is that you just sent a photo of her with her kid that's probably close to your age. No. The caption says happy 15th birthday, girl. Not my age. Definitely not. No, no. No, no.

I go way older. What I mean is that there's a poor kid out there whose mom made out with Timmy Tango and then went on the internet. told everyone about it. That's kind of what I meant. I felt bad for the kid. Okay, again, nobody knows who this is. I'm sure there's more than one 45-year-old woman with a 15-year-old girl out there. That's true. That's facts.

Pretty well anonymous. Timmy, I forget. Where do you live again? Washington. That's a lie. 110% a lie. I like it. It's just like your your little place where Timmy can tango, you know, your place to be free.

So Timmy Tangos is an alternate alter alter you. I'm not alternate. But, you know, what's funny is the boys, my name, my name's not actually Timmy. My real name's not Timmy. Oh, we know. Like, I go by Timmy, like legit from beginning of high school. One of my coaches called me Timmy. And everybody knows me is Timmy around here.

So, like, it would, nobody would be surprised if they heard this. and they know who you were talking about. But you're just not going to be able to find me on the, unless, no, nothing's hooked to my Spotify. So on my, all the Spotify comments. All the Spotify comments on it. Oh, he's been in there. All right. Yeah.

Okay. I don't need to call out Josh like this. Okay. But since the beef, the beef is beefing. Like, Josh, this is all for just the bit, right? But I, Josh comments back on my comment. I told him when he's ready to step up for the big leagues, come and talk to me. and he said, I'd be honored to take advice from you, Timmy, or even you, Timmy.

And I was like, wow, even me? Like, come on. But I looked at Josh and I see some playlist. His first playlist is sex playlist. Like, the kid has sex once and goes and make the third playlist. No, he doesn't. I promise you. No, he doesn't.

Go find the comment. Josh, Josh. Go find the comment on what happened. I want to listen to that playlist. dude. I'm sure we could go. What's on it? I'm going to go find it right now.

I'll just give it the second. Oh, no. Josh. I love how Timmy keeps saying like, oh, he's a good dude and then proceeds to just rip on constantly. And Josh is passive, aggressive, even you. I like that.

Keep it up, Josh. Yeah. I think Josh is going to need a good rebuttal to all this. Yeah. So we need to work on his game because this whole playlist is 13, We better be going for some rounds. Oh my gosh. I'm sorry.

Maybe he just didn't fully build it out yet. Timmy. I mean, I don't need a playlist that long. I know. You? No, one song and a half. I need like a verse and a chorus. Just a hook.

Just a hook. Give me the intro. We got black by Dirk's Bentley, like a wrecking ball by Eric Church. They're all country. songs. They're all country songs. All right. Well, what would be on Timmy Tango's sex playlist?

Don't put, see, this is how he's got Tina Turner. Josh, I don't have a sex playlist, so. But if you did, Timmy, what would be on it? The greatest hits of the 80s? Give me a second. I got to get through some

playlist. I think I went and made all of my playlist private so like nobody can go try to fly me. too, by the way. God, he's so paranoid. Are you in a voice changer right now, Timmy Tango? No, no, this is my real voice. I, like, run this town by Jay-Z so she knows who's dad.

If I really, if I really want to hang out this girl more, you belong with me by Taylor Slend. If I think I'm just doing it as, like, a warm night depressed, probably I fall apart by Post Malone. Okay. Wait, back to, we're going back. to like minute one of this conversation miles you were gone charlie said who is this and i said it's one of your most popular callers would you been able to guess that it was timmy tangles miles um

you're up there with ethan i thought it was Ethan that's what you thought and then he said do hunt and that's got to be ditch chicken kid yeah but he that's a long time ago boys i've listened to every one of these podcasts like i'm a day one fellas so but uh Ethan was funny he he he got some game. I got to let him. I like how he's talking about this. Like he's in like a boys club. I like oh, he's got like a jacket. They all have jackets and they meet up. We should do that. We should do a meet up and make them jackets. They bellied up Hall of Fame. Yeah. Hell yeah, brother. We could do that. We should do a bellyed up Hall of Fame. And then we vote in who from the year who gets to be in the Hall of Fame inductees. That's great. Do it at a bar, do a live podcast, do the,

duct them on stage. Yeah, we got them in person. Yeah, I'll just wear a mask. Oh, yeah, that's right. That's fine. All I need is just a freaking COVID mask and a pair of sunglasses. No, we got to get you like an eyes wide shut mask, you know. You got to get you some glitter and cat ears or something.

So what? All right. I want to know what your advice would be to Josh. You said he's a step up his game. I told you. Just go get practice with talking to moms. Like you're going to 90% of moms are going to shut you down. But then you got that 10% and that's what keeps you coming back.

Just like it's not going to be super hard. You just got to talk to them, figure out what they're doing in life because you're in a way different stage. And when you find out what they're interested in or what they do, dive into it. Like that's what you do every day that you have a second. and for your time. So just find out what they like

and then act like you're a freaking like, just love that hobby, whatever it is, knitting, crocheting, I don't know. And then just be like, yeah, well, I'm kind of new to it, but I would love to learn some. And then just see what happens.

Just play it cool. You can't go in like you have no experience. How much success? At what point should he introduce the sex playlist to them? Not anytime soon, Josh. Let's keep that one away for a little bit. How much success have you had with the moms as of late, Timmy? None, none.

None. Boys, if I'm being honest, I've been talking to this girl that's 20 and I'm 22. So, like, I told you, I've been hanging out with five. I hung out with five girls. And I mean, this one hasn't found out about Timmy Tangless. So when I tell her about it, maybe I won't be hanging out. this girl. Did she have a mom? Yeah, she does.

She scope out her mom? Everybody has a mom, but are they around? I don't know. Do you scope her mom? Yeah, not the play, boys. Not the play. Not the play. Well, she's cool.

I don't know about her mom, but her mom, dude, actually, I can't say that. Like, what if me and this girl work out? Yeah, I used to father-in-law. fellas you guys you want to get me in trouble no one I'll ever know your name's not even Timmy he said everyone calls him Timmy everybody knows me as Timmy I look how you want with a fake name but your fake name

is just your nickname that everyone knows yeah well the yeah it's true I'm not worried about the people that know me pro I just went on to a podcast you think I haven't told all the boys that call me Timmy about this before this but I'm not worried about them I'm worried about somebody's husband.

I just realized that being on this podcast, like, is a, could be a huge problem for you in the dating world if you don't want to date older women. Like, which you have to tell her about this at some point. Yeah. Do you think she's going to be able to handle it good? Considering that I just said her mom, eh? Well, I mean, it's better than like her mom. Yeah.

Yeah, that's good because if I said her mom was really hot, she'd have like, she'd be worried that I'd leave her for the mom. Exactly. Her mom and dad got divorced from there. She was one and neither of them have ever dated since. So she's getting ready to get back up on that horse. Her mom is. Yeah. Okay.

So, I mean, it's a good thing that I'm not attracted to her. Yeah. Because otherwise, she's dead to rights. Yeah, I mean. It would be a shoe in for you then. if she was cool yeah no this one would be hard because she's cool i honestly might have to take it to a coin flip if she if her mom was hot because like i know her personality she's cool she likes to do all the things i do and like i wouldn't want to just throw that away so i'd probably take it to a coin

like heads as her mom tails as her is her so jared don't laugh jared So where did you meet this girl, Timmy? There's some mutual friends. She's going to school. And I honestly, boys, I don't know. It kind of scares me, kind of falling in love for a 22-year-old. Wow. Wow.

I never thought I'd hear the day. Wow. Guys, we just ruined. No, no. Fellas, I'm not getting caught up. my feelings right now. Timmy, Tango, hey. What is love if it doesn't scare you?

Oh, wow. This guy. Wait, well, wait. You said you were dating like five girls, though. Are you still kind of,

have you committed to one yet? Or are you still playing the field, Tango? Oh, I'm 90% committed to this one, 10 to the other one. Oh, the one whose mom you think is hot?

No, she freaking never texts me back after I talked about it. Ah, that'll happen. Oh, wait so wait you talked about being into moms and this podcast and then she never texted you back uh i didn't talk about the podcast i just talked about the situation um i'm kind of embarrassed

about you boys sometimes you guys can roast me sometimes so i don't want her like i got to get into a relationship before she hears the podcast right yeah smart and that but yeah no i talked about the concert and that stuff and then how I like once you get a taste of something you just want it all the time and uh you don't have to tell them that part yeah kind of like a method close the book a little

I'm an open book though like yeah yeah maybe you're right put a bookmark in it yeah like you could say like oh I had a fling at a concert with a gal who was married then you don't have to go follow it up with it was the most erotic experience of my life. And I've been doing hot yoga and Pilates ever since. Well, one of the girls that went on a day was I met there. At Pilates? Yeah, not a mom,

though. Wow. How old was she? 27. Borderline. Borderline. Could be a mom. She could. She could. She wasn't, but she could. What do you like so much about this 20 year old? She's not here right now. She's long distance because she's back home for from school so I can kind of still have my free time, but I still get to talk to her when I'm bored and lonely. But then when I'm not, I don't have to hang out with her. So I still have my personal time. Yeah. For that other. That doesn't sound like love. You know what is? What about this other 10% or who's that? Boys, boys, I said if love doesn't scare you, then it's not love. Like, I'm scared that if I fall for this chick,

like I am like then all my personal free time and no funding goes away. You know, that's why I'm scared. Our podcast will crumble. So don't. Yeah. Timmy Tango. Our numbers depend on you. You settle down.

Our podcast is probably going to shut down too. Okay. So it's either, it's either I start to get royalty in this and get every time my name gets brought up randomly by a caller, I get, I get a cut. If you bring either an agent or a lawyer into this discussion,

we'll never talk to you again. Yeah, I will stop the presses on the Timmy Tango shirts. We'll be so Team Josh, your head will spin. The Team Tango shirts will be donated to some other country. Yeah, no, no, no, some other country. No, boys, I don't need royalty. But I was just for the bit, I was going to say, I need royalty or I'm going to start going for love.

But I think I'm just going to go for both. No, not both. Just for love. And to Timmy Tango can still be Timmy Tango if he's in love. Sure. It's just a different Timmy Tango. Yeah. So then what you need to do is you need to get her pregnant so then she's a mom.

There you go. And you can satisfy your kink. There you go. Boy, I can't afford a kid. Can't even afford me. You guys know how hard it is to live in a state that I live in? For some reason, that's just not surprising to me. I don't know about you, Chuck.

What state do you live in again? Nice one, Charlie. Trying to slide that one in there. I don't want to get Jared worked. No, I don't care. In Montana. Okay, wow. It's not the state I thought you're in, which I do think you're kind of lying.

Have you gone to... Ask Jared and ask my phone numbers to my phone numbers. Have you gone to any rodeos looking for love? Yeah, shortly after that. If you look out your weight, window right now. Will you see mountains? Yeah, I do see mountains. It's a farther train ride

over there. Yeah, it's not Eastern. Every call we're narrowing in closer and closer. Billings? He's talking about money being tough. Billings is Eastern Montana. Bozeman. Bozeman. No, I'm not gay.

Jesus, Timmy. Josh would say different. Yeah. No, Josh just said by name. was gay. He didn't say I was gay. Timmy. A whole podcast segment on how I'm not gay. The lot of times you keep having to say that you're not

gay is questionable. And again, Timmy, it's okay. We got you the yoga pants. Yeah. Yeah. No, boys, I'm good. I'm, I'm confident in my sexuality.

Okay. All right. All right. I mean, if you look, if you like, If you had a 30-minute movie about my whole life, there'd probably be a lot of gay clips in it. But that's just me and the boys. If you're not acting gay or other boys, you might actually be gay. Like, grab, I mean, just grab assing, you know? Yeah. Just locker room talk.

When you get a little, like. Just like your classic locker room blowjob with the boys. That sure. Yeah. Wow. I mean, I do agree with what you said, you know? Yeah. If you don't.

Yeah. If you get called gay and you get really offended about it and, like, get super defensive, I think you actually could be like 25% gay to 75% to 100% gay. Everybody's a little bit gay to me. Yeah. I'm 8% myself. You did that test online too? 8%.

Yeah. I was 10. Sucks. Sucks that. You're 2% less gay than me. I, you know, here's the thing to me. Here's the thing. Is that you are approaching a different time in your life, okay,

where you're meeting a girl that you think you might actually be able to make your wife. And it's scary. Okay. But you are still with this other girl for 10% of the time. So is this other girl short distance or is she also long distance? she's short distance yeah and does the other girl are you official with the other girl uh we're not official official yet but we i mean i don't i would yeah no we're not official are you ready to make it official official uh i don't know she comes back for in two weeks for

a wedding and we're going two together that mutual friend are getting married and uh we'll see what happens you know boys but if if she asks if she finds out about this let's just say i know we already said it's June, but let's just say it's like March 31st, so that way she thinks it's still really early on. So like, I don't get in trouble, okay? Okay. Oh, I love having this conversation on March 31st of 26. Forget about the fact we did. Spring is here.

Fourth of July ad reads during this show. Okay, wait, wait, wait, actually, let's go back, boys. Unless you guys have more questions. I mean, you guys keep calling me. and I just, I'm running out of questions for you guys, but this chick that she said she was Team Tango. Yeah, Kendra. Was she into Tango?

She, she said? She said, is she into Tango? We did ask her that if you, if she was interested and she seemed uninterested. She seemed uninterested, but she wanted to hang out with you. She wanted to be like your wing woman, because she thought you would do better if you had a wing woman.

That was the thing. We asked for advice because she said she also goes to Pilates. How old was she? 25. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, okay. And she's about to go to Costa Rica with this guy. Gunner.

So relax. Gunner's got a deep voice. Sounds like I'm going to be honest, Tango. From just talking to you and talking to him, it sounds like Gunner could kick your ass. I was just trying to like, you know. He sounded like mean. Yeah.

He's blue collar too. And he was intimidating because he was really witty. as well. Yeah. So not only did he sound like a big burly blue collar man. He also was like, he's outwitting the rest of us. He might be taking your mom's tango.

He might be taking your mom. I don't like it when it's flipped around. I know. It's not, you'll know when you listen back. You'll be like, yep, I get it. Yeah. Are you guys, well, it's Monday.

So you guys just started filming a day. When is it supposed to drop a few weeks? July 4th, July 2nd, July 2nd. Damn, month away. Okay. So I got about a month to make this official. Yeah, you got some work to do. Yeah.

Fair enough. But yeah, well, shit, boys. What else you've been up to? Tangoes is ready to end this call. No, no, no, no. I'm not. I'm down for whatever you guys need. But, yeah, I think we're not.

I mean, what do you think of the idea that Kendra said that you should get an inside woman, not get inside woman, but get a woman on the inside whose friends with the gals that can talk you up to the gals at Pilates? Sounds like, sounds like Kendra's my girl. Like, let's be honest, boys, I'm really good at, like, Florida. Like, that's why I'm so good with the moms is because truly it's not going anywhere. Truly, I'm not marrying one of these girls. Like, I want to have a family and kids at some point. and my own family and kids, not somebody else's.

You don't want to be an Insta, dad. Yeah. And so, like, that's why I'm so good at play flirting, because when there's nothing to lose, it's just so fun. It's just the love of the game is there, you know? And, uh, and, uh, it's like we're talking to an athlete, dude. I feel like I'm doing asking an athlete a question after the NBA finals. Yeah.

What was it talking like he's got towel around his neck? there's a gatorade bottle sitting in front of them. Yeah. Yeah. No. What was the, what, how do we get on?

I also, dude, I hope someday that I can love something as much as Timmy Tango loves moms. Yeah. We'll see if. Oh, back to Kendra asking,

like, I think it'd be great because if I could also have somebody in on it that's just in on the bit and just doing it for the love of the game, like I think we could really make, do some damage. like yeah that's the how do you feel about Lansing Michigan that's

Lansing Michigan yeah their mom's there well wait she's in a small town somewhere this is this is kind of random miles but dude you've you've hung out with the boys

the C boys up there and man if any of the C boys listen to this podcast which most likely because they're not that famous and you guys are way more famous than them I think I'm going to win for cars one of these times I am. And then I'm going to shout you got a Miles cut. You're going to win one of their cars. Yeah.

That they're giving away. Okay. Yeah. And then with your accepting speech, you're going to say, I give a shout out to Miles and Charlie on the bellied up podcast. Just Miles. Just Miles. Oh, what? I got you. Charlie, I got you. Charlie. No, you don't. You know what? Hey, I'm no longer Timmy, team tango.

I was just a trade. I was just about to buy you a Timmy Tango license plate. That'd be dope. TMGL. That's a dope license, wait. No. I don't know where the frick I just came up with Seaboys, but I just found out how much money I spent on their website. Over $2,500 bucks, boys.

Oh, my. Whoa. You know how many dates I could take moms on? That's a lot of money. You need to call into the Seaboy's podcast and talk to them about this. I'm sure they'd love to hear that. Yeah, well, they don't have a number to call. so maybe if he could hook me up.

Text one of them say, hey, I got this tango boy. He's life of the party. How are you paying them $2,500? What are they, Patreon? The merch, buying all their merch. Oh, buying their merch? Because if you buy merch, you get put into a drawing for a free car. Oh, that's it.

Do you have, are you subscribed to anyone's only fans, Timmy? Just my own. Nice. Slang brain. No, but I did come up with a good bet, you know, the other, We're playing some, this is such a, like, loser look for me, but we're playing some beer league softball. And me and one of my buddies.

It's not a loser look. That's awesome. Yeah, and we're pretty big, big moment, pretty athletic. So we both had a bet whoever had the first one run. And he didn't want to go for first, their last one has to get a nipple pierced. So he didn't like that one. And then the other bet, which is a great bet for the boys, like any bet, like fantasy football bet, like loser has to start an only fans and has to post, like,

consistently until you get 100 subscribers, but you can't, like, promote it on your own Instagram. Legendary, but, like, you can make your, you can make a new Instagram, but you can't follow anybody that you know, you know. The last thing I would want to do. And he- I would much rather have my nipple pierce.

He said it was against both our morals, which I totally agree with, but like, fine, let's go Footfinder. Like, I do have morals, but if someone wants to buy me, Here's the thing. After having my own Patreon and knowing how hard it is to get people to subscribe for just even a podcast with no tabooness around it. Getting 100 subscribers to a male only fans is that could take years. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Hell yeah. You're just doing it for the love of the game. You just got to find the niche, the fetish. The fetish.

and then exploit that. You know, like just belly button picks. Lindy belly buttons. Yeah, and then you can like, you can just like go like this, just the rim. You can rim and rim your belly button. Oh, God, we make us laugh. That's all that matters. All right, tango.

Well, I hope you do win a Seaboy's car. That would be fun. I hope. If you win the car. We'll fly you to one of Charlie's shows and you, me and Charlie will go for a spin in it. How are you going to fly? You got to drive you. You can drive to one of my shows.

Ship it there. No. How about this? I'll go pick up the car and then drive to wherever you guys are at. Nice. And then we'll go for a spin. Nice. We'll do an episode while you're driving the car.

That'd be great. You know how hard that would go. If we have the bellied up podcast in Timmy Tango's car, that he won from the C-boys from spending over $2,500. And we're going to end the podcast by going to... Josh's host. I was just going to say going to hot yoga, but Josh's would be great. Dude, we should do a day with tango.

Only if he wins the car, then we get in his car and we go do stuff. We go to Pilates. We go to a concert at the end of the day. And we'll document the whole thing and see if he's really... We meet his girlfriend. boys, okay, if we actually do a Timmy Tangos experience, let's just say we should do some challenge, not for a car, because that's luck,

but you guys should put some challenge out there for Timmy Tango's Day. We'll meet up. Obviously, you guys fly me out because I'm broke as hell, and it's your podcast, but we do a Timmy Tango's Experience Day. And then... He's broke as hell, but he's spending $2,500 on C-Boys. I think I know why you're broke,

and then at the end of it, we do go to a concert. This is the this is where also boys I've been sober for eight months. So this is why Timmy Tango's hasn't been out as much. Sober for eight months? Yeah. So I like how you propose something we should do and it's just spending a day with you.

That's what they win. No, it's YouTube that are winning it. You guys get to hang out with me. Oh, that's right. No, no, no, no. You guys are making a bet for me and I get to hang out with you guys. But you guys get to benefit from it because we make a podcast episode.

Got it. And then it would go hard, you know? I mean, everybody likes to. But we have to be able to see your face. And then, ah, frick. Yeah,

we'll think about it. But then, like, then we go, maybe it's in like another year and a half and we go, Timmy breaks his sobriety with bellyed up podcast. And we finish it at a concert. And we can't leave that concert until Timmy gets a milf to kiss him.

I agree. I feel like I'm like a, I feel like that's a great YouTube video for someone who's 22. And if you had 39 years old doing a video that's breaking some kids sobriety and then you can't leave a concert until I'd be going up to every mom like I'll pay you $2,000 to make it with this kid. I just want to go. Miles, I need two grand. I just want to go home. The music is so loud. yeah Timmy's plastered yeah I'd be plastered but I was just going to say

something else but I don't know it was about that I don't know boys I'm kind of just off the deep end right now no that's all right Timmy hey it's been it's been a pleasure

I'm glad we could do this I'm sorry I didn't recognize your name off the top but I'm glad you found love ish love adjacent yeah yeah we'll see I don't know if there

apparently there wasn't going to be any more Timmy Tango according to Miles on the last pod. But if there's another Timmy Tango, we will do the update. Maybe this chick will be in on it. All right. All right.

Well, that sounds good. Okay. So you're hoping that... Let's be honest. So you're hoping this is your scenario. You guys start dating. You make it official. You have to...

You tell her about this podcast. She's cool with it. And then it's also okay with going and talking about it on the podcast. Yeah. she's got to be secure enough in our relationship. If not, she's not the one. I'm not going to, like, I'm a loyal guy. Like, I'm not going to cheat.

I don't love that, like, the only way he can find love now is if a girl's willing to come on her podcast. He can't even show his face, but he wants his girl on a park day. It's a deal breaker if she's not secure enough to come on her podcast. We don't even know his real name. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Do you guys want to, like, I don't know.

You don't have to tell us. Leave the mystery a lot. Timmy Tango. I'll send the, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What is your, what is you guys' most popular platform that you guys post on? Like, what gets the most views? Is it Spotify? Jared said probably.

Probably. Damn. The other thing I was going to say is I'll send the Instagram over and then have the bellied up follow it and see how many people can figure it out. But she gets all 11 people. So probably not. I think they did figure out who I am pretty quick. He wants so badly for everyone to know his name,

but he also does it. Yeah, it'd be a fun Easter egg hunt, but then also like this kid I could come kick my ass from the concert because I did make out his wife. So I don't know how I'm kind of playing fire here. She's still married, I forget. Let's keep the status quo, the status quo,

Timmy. Status quo, the status quo. And if this, this video gets 13 likes on Spotify, the Bellied Up Podcast will fly me out and that'll be the reveal of Timmy's face. 13. How about 14? tango. How about 500,000? What numbers are we pulling, boys? I don't know.

I don't really know. Again, I ain't actually mad at Josh. I think it's funny. It's funny beef. And it's all for laughter. Just like you said, we're all not here to have a serious time. We're just here to get away from life for a second. So it'd be great. All right. Well, that sounds good, buddy. All right. We'll shit chat soon. Good luck on the car. Yeah, yeah. I love you, boys. Love you back. you too, buddy. See you. I love you like that.

Nice. Boy, we had quite an episode. What was this? Five hours? Jesus Christ. Holy shit. Well, I hope you guys aren't saying that at the end of this podcast, folks. No, I don't feel.

I feel like it was good. I just, yeah, we've been doing this a long time. Time really stood still there. Time did stand still. We made some love connections. We found out Timmy might be. tangling with love and folks we love you we do one quick update kendra texted i said thanks for getting me invited to costa rica damn let's go hey all right we found some love in all the right

places michigan making love connections in michigan how about that oh that's great let's go i i think sparks are flying because this is our fourth of july episode yeah wow sparks fly sparks are flying. Damn, all the fireworks here today. I feel like the Fourth of July. All right, guys, thanks for tuning into another episode. Tip your bartender. We'll see you the next one. Okay, hope you guys have a good one. Goodbye now. Tootaloo.