Bellied Up - Bellied Up LIVE: Chicago

Episode Date: August 21, 2025

This episode comes from our Bellied Up Live Show in Chicago on July 8th, 2025 at Zanies Comedy Club. We combined the best moments from both the 6 PM and 9 PM shows into one jam-packed recording. Gail shares a wild story about going to a concert, Ryan (12:35) debates whether he should get a vasectomy, and we sit down for a conversation with (25:06) Nick. Things heat up with a rapid-fire speed dating session (31:16) featuring six lucky singles, and the night wraps up with Maggie (41:12) returning to settle some unfinished business with Charlie.

All right, is there a Gail K in the house? Gail? Gail K right here. Oh, Gail. Right up front, R Gail. Gail, come belly up to the bar with us. This is Gail R. Gail, R. Gail, where are you from? I am born and raised in Southwest Side, right by Nabisco Cookie Factory, but we live in the

southwest suburbs now. You live in the southwest suburbs. How's that been moving from the south side? to the Southwest Suburbs. Culture change. Culture change. Yeah, a lot more lawn to cut out there.

He cuts the lawn. I've got him. I've got him. Yeah. And we're close to the Joliet Realtzo Theater where we saw you a few years ago. Oh, the Joliet Theater. Thank you guys for coming out. All right.

That's great. Hey, how do you turn a dishwasher into a lawnmower? You try that, Gail, all right? Okay. Should I play an Ike Turner song? He went here. I just followed him on.

All right, all right. Miles, what do we have here with? Well, first, Gail, those are wonderful earrings you are wearing. Thank you. Hamburgers? Yeah, they're hamburgers. You get those at Coles? I did.

She did get them at Coles. Here we go, Gail. So, Julie, I don't want to say it, but it looks like. she's married and she shops at coals so i don't know maybe take some notes one plus one equals burgers in a back can get you a lawn more there we go all right so gail i we asked you what your weirdest first day was and you said you were going to meet a guy at a concert and my graham's friend died in the car on the way there yes oh no yeah that's true totally true How was the concert?

Was it good? Enjoy the silence. That's how it was. Wow. Can you put the mic just a little closer to your mouth? That's all right, gal. That's all right. So what concert were you seeing?

Depeche Mode. Depeche Mode. All right. Thank you, thank you. All right. Happy then, Rosemont. Horizon, yes. Thank you.

Okay, there you go. There you go. Now, on your way there, were you expecting this could go one and two ways with Granny's friend? Well, you know, I was a medical expert because I was a junior in high or in college at the time for my nursing program. Yeah. St. Xavier University, everybody. All right. Shout out.

I don't know if that's an advertisement. She did die in the car. So, I don't know. Are you Catholic? Did you give her her last rights or anything? I am Catholic, yes. Oh, there you go. Sixteen years of a Catholic school.

We're all Catholics on this. We went to Catholic school on this stage. I sing along with you when you guys sing the hymns. And I will raise you up on eagle's wings. Good luck finding the key on this, Bill. All of them. Yeah. Yeah, can you?

You play us out with that, Bill. So it's my first real concert, junior in college, trying to dress up all nice, you know, look good for the time. I drove my grandma's car, you know, the 1986 Chevy Mothmobile. Oh, there you go, and that came with her friend. Yeah, I'm like just out the door, and Graham's like, oh, Bruno called. Could you pick him up? Pick up Bruno.

Pick up Bruno. Take him where, just with, or? Bruno is Graham's friend. She used to work with him. Then they retired together and... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait on. What kind of friends were that? I don't know.

I just heard during the Blizzard of 69, he would always, like... It was a little questionable. You know, there was a lot of snow that year. During the Blizzard of 69. Or 67, maybe. I, I, yeah, it was blizzard of 69. So they could be in the guy, Bruno.

Had a car. And we drive real. Jimmy quit. Anyway, so I drive to Bruno's house. Bruno walks to the car with his wife. We're in the... Well, Bruno's got a wife now? What that hell is going?

Why not? They never had kids. Dude, it was the blizzard of 69. I won't ask questions. What happens in the blizzard of 69 stays there? The winter of love. My bad. My bad.

So Bruno sits in the front seat. His wife sits in the back seat. I'm like, okay. I want to go? I'm going to go down the Grange. If you take the Grange all the way down from my house, you get to what, a Rosemont Horizon. Except, like,

we're over this part where you can't really pull off and it looks like an expressway except it's Friday night traffic bumper to bumper and his wife says from the backseat I don't think he's with us anymore oh my god was she happy at that moment I don't think he's with us anymore the crowned up cherry pits worked it's an arsenic joke it is yeah we're was that i just saw that one uh i'm like i look over i'm like oh i just saw one of these that work he isn't alive and they uh they never taught you how to do CPR while you're driving a car so here's me i you know up the air conditioner and the blowers to tag get him on ice that's smart you get them on you don't want a bad smell when you roll into the concert

you know that that was my oxygen sort Oh, sorry. So then I'm pounding his chest like this as I'm driving. Are you doing that? Uh, uh, uh, uh, stay alive, stay alive. Yes, I was. Or what's the other one bites the dust is the other song. You can do it too.

This guy's dead and he's pissed off right now. Is he looking up at us? He was a good guy. He was, all right. What's the heart now? Good guy with a girlfriend and a wife. Grandma had her dace. Yeah, so the day before I started clinicals where you go to people's houses and do visits.

So grandma's like, you're going to get a car phone, a car phone. So it was installed into the car, into the mothmobile. Mothmobiles named that because she went to the cemetery and put mothballs so they wouldn't eat her flowers. and the moth balls how do you know if it's you know if it's a dude moth how do you know if it's a dude moth

you look for the moth balls you look for the moth balls yeah gal she's she's rocking and rolling here that deserves a round of applause first applause break on the show right there gail she's dying

up here I'm trying here I am driving there's nowhere to pull off, like, do chest. What am I going to do? Drag him out of the car and do chest compressions. Probably, yeah. Probably should stop driving. Here's the most Midwestern thing I ever did

was stop at every freaking light on the way to the hospital. Well, you go ahead. No, you go ahead. I insist. You were here first. You've been dead for eight hours. Well, I got caught up.

We were driving by, John's house, so we thought we'd just stop in for a beer. The E.C. was running, so he was good. He was cold anyway, you know? He was. I did a good job of that. Cold to the touch. So I pulled into the emergency room. They had been expecting me, because I used my car phone to make the call, and they rushed out. They're like,

is he a DNR? I'm like, wait, I know what that means. I know what that means. I'm like, no, no, it's not a D&R. So, you know, they did everything. I'm like, looking at my watch. Okay, it starts at seven. I didn't make it. You didn't make it, neither did he. Bruno did not make it either.

Is there a little bit of you wish you would have done the weekend at Bernie's with Bruno at the concert? Give him one last ride. You know, just like, come on, Bruno, we're going. Anyone got any sunglasses for him? He met his own personal, Jesus. What did you say, He said he met his own personal Jesus

He didn't mean his own personal Jesus Nice You've been holding on to that one So yeah, it was all good But I did not make it, no Was his wife upset though? No What was she doing during this?

And they had just had a conversation with me Like, you know, when he dies We're going to give you a lot of money And they never did You never got that money? No You didn't even get gas money? Not even.

Oh, yeah, never even got gas money You gotta be kidding me Well, when it's their time to go It's their time to go You know? That's what they say Well, and you never made it to the concert But you did see the deadheads Shut up

Wow, that's incredible Yeah, well that's really good Did Gail have anything else She wanted to disclose for us here? on the little list there, Miles? Not unless she's going to think she wants to buy, sell, or trade, Joe. Yeah, you got it. Did he have any? The Mothmobile? The Mothmobile. What happened to it?

186. 1986 Mothmobile? Yeah. Still fresh. Still fresh. No moss. Ladies and gentlemen, give Gail a big round of applause. Thank you, Gail. We appreciate you. Oh, your son goes there.

Nice. All right. Half hug. No hug. I guess we could have figured that out. It says you and D. Mom on her shirt. Oh, yeah, you got the mom there. There you go. Ph.D. and meteorology. All right.

He's a professional guesser, everyone. There you go. Look at that. Did they only have to get 50% on their test to pass? What was the name of the department? Bruno. Bruno. went for a drive in her grandma's car

Bruno didn't look like he was doing great Sure enough, we didn't get far Oh, when I look back now The stench it seemed the last thing Now we're disrespecting Bruno I can't wait till this song I did this only. That was the worst day of mine. So let's do cheers for Bruno.

To Bruno. To Bruno. Cheers. Charlie, who do we got up next? I mean, where the hell do we even go from there, Miles? I think we go, we got... We got, do we have a Ryan G in the audience tonight? Ryan G.

Ladies and G's, where is our Ryan G? Give him a big round of applause. We didn't want you to come up here. Ryan G. Bellion up to the bar. Good to see you. You got an old-fashioned going. Almost. What do you mean?

It's almost gone. It's almost gone. Can we get him a little up here? Yeah, can we get Ryan G. An old-fashioned up here? Yeah, yeah. You're not doing anything. Yeah, you know, mine.

Yeah, use the bathroom. Get them an old fashion. Wash your hands, please. Yeah, how do you like your old-fashioned? The special of the night. The special of the night? It's the Wisconsin Old Fashion. And I know what that is, but let's confirm.

Yeah, whether you like a sweet-sour-press. I like it sweet. He likes it sweet, an old-fashioned sweet with brandy. That's perfect. greet that in Boston. I don't know what that happens. Ryan G. Ladies and gentlemen, we had the prompt relationship advice, and you said snippet or wrap it. Snippet or wrap it, Ryan G. All right, let's take into this. Are you married? Are you married? Married? Two kids. Married two kids. Four-year-old and a one-year-old. Four-year-old and a one-year-old. Okay. And that's it. That's it. Sounds like

Okay, sounds like a snippet or rapid situation. What are the pros, what are the cons? That's actually probably a good question. I mean, are you a guy who goes to the... Yeah, are you done having kids? Did you do the same? Oh, they're done having kids. No, did you snip?

Not yet. No, that's what he wants. No, sniping. Are you sick of going to Walgreens and pressing the button for the common? They do make it so difficult. They shouldn't make it difficult. I mean, yeah, that's a time. Are you scared of getting a vasectomy?

It doesn't exactly excite me. No? No. I think if you get excited during a vasectomy, things could go wrong. So you're supposed to keep it nice and shaved. Have you shaved yet? Yet? Recently, no.

No? Okay. Lucky lady. There you go. He's got two kids. You don't even have to worry about getting sniffing. There's not much opportunity which you get at this moment.

All right, there you go. Okay, not much opportunity. Kids take first and foremost. You got a one-year-old. There you go. What's so bad about getting a vasectomy? Don't you just get a couple days off of work and you can just hang out at home and all of that?

Like if I take off work, I don't get paid. So then that's kind of, I'm kind of my own boss. So it doesn't work real well if you're self-employed. What do you do? You're self-employed? Yeah, robots. You do robots? Oh, God.

How do you have two kids? What do you do with the robots? No, they're industrial robots. They make stuff. They're industrial robots. Oh, shit. This is the wrong guy to have up here, Charlie. My paranoia about these robots is through the roof.

When are they going to kill us? There was a point where I couldn't talk to Charlie three minutes without him having a crisis about robots. I'm just saying they're going to kill us all. What do we have? Two years left? No, no, no, no. My robots are still programmed the same way. they were programmed in the 80s.

Oh. Robots right now? Yeah. Yeah. No, no, wait. Wait, wait. No, we're not talking about robots. Now we're, yeah, we're talking about robots.

All right, all right. So the same robots you've been using in the 80s. Do you make any, like, side robots, like, just for fun, do weird things? I've seen that. Yes. Did your wife just say yes? Who said that? I think that's his wife.

Get her up here. Get her up here. Come on up. Come on up. What did wife say? name? Kelly. Kelly, get on up here. I'm up here. Kelly. Kelly. There

she comes. All right. Hello, Kelly. Welcome to the stage. Yeah, you're welcome. You guys, yeah, you have a seat. What a gentleman. He's trying to have kid number three tonight, folks. There we go. There we go. We got a microphone

right here for you. So what kind of robot says a rag I made for you, huh? A lady doesn't tell A lady doesn't I didn't mean that kind of robot But no he's making robots at home He doesn't make him

He just gets him at the Walgreens He makes it at work Okay, what do his robots do To your understanding They Picked stuff off of lines All right All right

And what do you do for a living? I'm a lawyer. You're a lawyer. Damn, all right. She knows what to say and not see. Yeah, I can tell. This is not going to be a great interview. Yeah.

He's going to kill it. Nicolet Law. You just paid 800 bucks a piece. You're only getting paid 800? More beers coming up. Dante, where'd these beers come from? Dante, where are they? all come from the bar thank dante williams ladies and gentlemen producer of mine great great

guy all right so what do you think do you think he should get his stuff sniffed or what um i'd be okay with that you'd be okay with it okay yeah what are the benefits of what are the benefits of getting snipped versus the rubbers Both of you, both of you. Group conversation. What are the, we're way in the pros and cons. We don't have a solution yet. Okay, what are the pros and cons?

Well, there's no more repeats of the awkward first date where I had to stop at the gas station on the way back to the hotel to get stuff. Oh, well, first, like first overnight date? Overnight date, overnight. Damn. Not very lawyerly, I'll tell you that. You might want to tell him to plead the fifth right now.

we're just seeing how awkward of a conversation we can make the ride home it's getting more awkward trust me it is it is all right so no more awkward trips to the filling station for you to get your uh michelin uh there um all right so do you think he should do it i do yeah okay so do you think you should do it absolutely oh problem solved problem solved well so hold on charler let's not move on here there's got to be someone in the audience that's been sniffed do we oh you've been sniffed gail got her guy sniffed there you and he looks happy as hell wait gail did you do it yourself medical professional medical professional All right.

Again, again, are you happy with your snip-snip? You're happy. Everything still works, good? Great. All right, so you're getting snipped. I like it. All right. Now, for relationship advice, Ryan G., you said,

please, dear Jesus. Find a BF for my wife's BFF. I can't keep being the third wheel on date nights. Look to stage right. I'm the one four old fashions in at 6 p.m. on a Tuesday. All right, where's your wife's friend? Where is she?

Come on up here. Come on up. Come on down. It's a family affair. Up here, you're there. Got a... What's your name? Kristen.

Kristen. All right. Kristen, what are you looking for in the world today, huh? Rob. Rob, Rob. Rob. Rob! Roby!

Hey, hey, were you into them? Rob, come on up here real quick, Rob, come on back up here. Come on back up here. All right, all right. We're gonna have a speed date, ladies and gentlemen, a speed date. Welcome to the first building up live, speed dating. Dating. Have a seat.

Have a seat. Side by side. Side by side. You get, here, give me this. Rob, you sit here. Rob, sit here.

Sit right here. And I'm sorry, what was your name again? Kristen, you sit there. Okay. You guys get, you guys get three questions

a piece and, uh, go. Ladies first. What a gentleman. Kids, dogs. None and none. I would much rather be around dogs than kids.

Okay, okay. Next question. Rob, Rob, you're up. Funny guy, funny guy. Does it hurt? Did I fall from heaven? Oh, I thought you were going. It would be a sweetheart to me.

That's two questions, Kristen. Why don't you finish up with your third? Uh, what do you do for fun? I love to travel and I love going to concerts and comedy shows and podcasts. Oh, right. There we go. You got a politician. Yeah. Nice.

Okay. So my first question would be, who chose this show and why? Oh, me. 100%. That's what's up. High five right there. Here we go. You say choose the show?

Yeah, who chose the show? You should talk to my wife. I got to do everything in decision land. Well, I do all the decisions in my land. But I drag these guys along with me. Rob, do you do all the decisions in your land? I'm single and I live alone, so hopefully. There isn't a little voice telling me what to do.

That's good. That's a big plus there. That is good. Mentally stable-ish? Most of the time. I've only had two Miller lights, so I'm in good shape right now. Kristen, that was four questions, by the way. Just keeping track.

Rob, go ahead. You get another. Cats or dogs? Dogs. All right. You guys are both dog people. You got two dogs. It's like that how you guys are basing your relationships off.

It's just cats and dogs. Well, it's that. Okay, I'll ask the last one, because I think what you should base a relationship on is what you hate. So give me a pet peeve. Jesus. I did not answer this on the survey because I got too many to put on there.

Chewing with your mouth open. Huge pet peeve. Rob's not in his saddle on. If you also feel that way, let's do that as she lists them off. All right, chew with your mouth open. What else? Another pet peeve, not taking responsibility for your own actions. All right, Rob's not in his head along.

People don't love that one as much. All right. That concludes the speed date right here. What do you think? Is there going to be another date on the count of three? Yes or no. One, two, three. At Sandy's yes.

Yes. Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match. Right here. Give Rob and Chris. A big round of applause. We got Rob a date. We got Kristen a date. You guys go down there exchange text messages.

No 2 a.m. text, Rob. All right. And then are we done with you? Yes. And give Ryan G. a big round of applause. And his beautiful, lovely wife. He's going to get the snippety-snip. We are solving problems.

And I could have kept your glass there. All right. Wait a second. Did your shirt just say Bricked Up? Come on up to the bar. Get on up here. All right. Well, what's your name? Bricked Up. Where are you from? My name is Nick, and I'm from the great city of Chicago.

Nick from Chicago. Give him a big round of applause. There you go. Take that. So, Nick, what do you do for a living? I work at Wrigley Field. Oh, what do you do at Wrigley Field? Uh, I'm just, I'm a culinary supervisor for the small chival that's in the bleachers. Oh, okay. So, so you run a hot dog stand.

It's a fancy way of saying that. Yeah, I, but, uh, fancy burgers. Okay. All right. No hot dogs here. So what are you doing, supervising? Are you looking over shoulders saying yes, chef, no chef? Uh, no, for, uh, how professional I am, I am chef.

You are chef. I am the chef of... Don't have a respect on his name, Charlie. I didn't know we were dealing with that, Nick. I apologize, chef. Well, what's the secret sauce you guys put into those things? Give us the little insight. Spite and ignorance.

Spite and ignorance. There you go, guys. When you're getting undrunk at the ball game, that's what's getting you there. What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen at Wrigley Field? Huh. So I guess seen is the key word here. I haven't seen, but I've had to fill out paperwork for folks having sex in the cooler. Whoa. Yeah. A little cooler fornication. All right.

I don't know about you, Charlie, but that's the last place with what I'm working with. I want to be doing the deed. Not going to do me any favors. Wow. Yeah. Confident fella. Yeah. Confident. Yeah. What would have. happened to them. Did they get off? You know, that's a great... One of them did, Chuck. That's a great question. I don't know. I was just told to sign the papers. You're told to sign the papers.

Okay. What do you do outside of work for fun? Outside of work, I mean, I get bricked up. There you go. Truthfully, that's what a growing boy does. All right. Growing. Shower. So I, I, what, do you just, you're not, um, where'd you get the shirt? Hot Topic?

Where'd you get that? No, it's worse. I just, a YouTuber I watch, man, he just, he likes the shit post like I do. And, you know, sometimes we like getting ripped up. All right. I thought he's going to say he made it on his cricket machine at home. Charlie has a shirt that's in blue chip. I'm only 38, Bill.

I'm only 38 you so do a song about blue chew bill you got one okay you think about we'll come back to it

I can't just throw you on the spot like that are you single are you dating what's going on no I am dating I am I just hit two years with my girlfriend two years with a girlfriend all right yeah what does she think of the shirt

you know she likes getting bricked up too yeah okay okay i'm starting to wonder if i know the definition of bricked up at this point that's wild i know she's not here tonight as you have a single uh seat in the front row here what what's going on uh nothing she uh just goes to school of michigan she's a college student right now uh i'm just taking a summer summer semester and uh i just I work and wait for her. You work and wait for her. She's not here, dude. You can be honest with us.

You know? All right. Miles, I am going to write that one down to use that for my wife later. I work and wait for her. Yeah. Working and waiting. Anything that you want to buy, sell, or trade tonight.

Buy small chivalot at Wrigley Field. All right. Give them a big round of applause, Ladies and gentlemen, Nick, thank you. Thank you. All right, guys. Oh, yeah, go ahead, Bill. I really thought he was going to offer up that shirt with the trade, man.

I was hoping. No. He knows what he's got. Don't buy a burger from Nick. Be popping with him at me. I would want to know what's in a secret song. Yeah, there we go. Good job, man.

Miles, you've been back to school, right? Time or two. Back to school. Back to school. To prove to mommy that I'm not a fool. Or daddy, I forget. I got to watch that movie again. But you've gone back to school, right?

I have been back to school. before and sometimes like the the school over the summer they make some new steps you know yeah but they did it on a budge you know and short for budget and which is french for budget true and sometimes you go ass over tea kettle over the steps and you haven't even gotten the math class yet well let me do some math for you okay you go to the hospital after that you take an ambulance ride well one plus ambulance equals, shoot, man, I'm out of money. But Nicolay is going to, you know, talk to that insurance company and give him a piece of his beard.

And you're going to get that cashola back at you, baby. So call 1-855, Nicolay. We were thinking it would be fun to do a little thing called, you saw a little bit of the Midwest speed dating, but I do want to raise the lights one more time and see if there are any other single people in this audience. tonight. Do we have any singles here? Any singles? If we can just raise the lights there, we are single, single, perfect stand-up, sir. There you go. Come up here real quick. We're going to do a halfway Midwest speed dating, one question, and then you're off, all right? So

step on up here. Oh, yeah, it's going to be fun. We got two mics. We have five people on stage. We got five people. We got to even it out. All right. You, sir, come on up here. There we go. Six All right, we're starting it off. You guys get one question, and we are going to, any, mini, Monty Mo, you, sir, you're in the hot seat. Have a seat. You are right here.

One question each. Let's see what it is, and make it a good question. How many ex-wives terrible first question? First of all, say what your name is and where you're from. My name's Josh. I'm from Northwest Indiana. Josh. All right.

I'm Audrey. All right. Nice to meet you, Audrey. All right. Not awkward at all. We're liking it. Go ahead. Ladies first.

Um, I got a lot of questions in it. It's really so easy to do. If you want some help, you should ask him about his t-shirt. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I saw that earlier. It says, I got my heart broken at heartbreakers and a woman

dancing on a pole. Broken at heartbreakers? I'm like, what is this place? That's two questions. It's one with an extra. One with an extra. That's fine. That's mine by me. We're learning a lot just in how you phrase the questions. I'll try that.

Well, Heartbreakers is my favorite gentleman's in Milwaukee you know great favorite great city what's your top three you know your top three gentlemen's club well of course heartbreakers number one uh I just I just went to Milwaukee last weekend I went to Texas J's that was pretty good and I got to ask you what makes a what makes a good gentleman's club well you got to think about it like you just you're just on your own at your own table and you're treated like royalty. It's kind of

like this place. You get great table service. You just get to hang out. Everything's brought to you. It's great. It's like first class treatment. You want to ask her a question? I think it's gone good. I think it is. This is the best

is gone. I'm going to suspect that you have the best clip clubs. I'm wearing the t-shirt. a question so yeah yeah he's been in the hot seat long enough shirt what's your question where are you currently from where you're I know you from California where do you live now you got to you got to talk into strippers all right you can't like strippers and be a bad listener that's not a good combination well I listen to

where you're from from California is where you currently reside Chicago Great question. That's your speed date. Who says you can't find good guys out there these days. Ladies, that should have been your question. All right, so on the count of three, are we going to get a second date? One, two, three. Yes.

Oh, Bruno, Bruno. All right, thank you. Give him a big round of applause. All right. Sir, welcome on. up there you go okay all right now guys look the reason we're doing this is so many people are finding love on these dating sites and we don't need robots to hook us up no you got the bellied up podcast no better place to meet a person than the bar so what's your names where are you from i'm will i'm from

gray's lake north of chicago all right will there we go I'm Taylor, I'm from McKenry, Illinois. Oh, thank you for our way. There you go. You guys watched this happen before, so yeah, just jump into it. I'll start off. If you had to pick any place to travel in the world, where would you go? Ooh, in the world.

Colorado. In the world? Colorado's like a second home to me. I've been there so many times, I want to go back. go back. Okay. All right. Okay. Have you where you've never been? If you've been to Colorado so many times. Okay, Italy. All right. All right. I've got some

family in Calabria, the toe of the boot. Whoa. Damn. Can you speak Italian? No, unfortunately. I'm better with Spanish than I am Italian. Oh, he's a traveled man. All right. Renaissance, man. Renaissance. It's your turn now to ask a question. If you drink beer, what is your favorite beer? That's a great question.

If I had a go-to at any bar, it'd be Estella, but I like a good Belgian ale. Oh, this is a beautiful thing we have brewing here. All right, Miles. Yeah. Is it time for the... It's time for them to decide. That's how the game works. I mean, I don't think we need to do this

because I think it's pretty assumed that they're going on a second day, but three, two, one. Yeah. No. No. Oh, really? Damn.

I'm sure you're a great guy. You know what? All right. We can get to be ready time, though. That's a second. Second date, it's a second date. All right. Give them a round of applause.

Thank you guys so much. Thank you. Thank you for coming on the show. This was fun. All right. There you go. All right. Now our last contestants on the Midwest speed dating.

Oh, no. That's right. All right. You guys know the game. First question. Go for it. Austin from Austin, Texas. No, I'm kidding.

Oh, Fort Wayne, Indiana. Awesome for Fort Wayne, India. Sydney, technically, from California. What is it? Wait, you know what do you mean technically? I've moved around a lot. She moved around. Got it.

Like a lot. Military? No. No? Okay. Mentally unstable. Mentally unstable. Hey.

We're off to a good start. Off to a good start. All right. Go for it. Does seismic? Maybe we should stick to the dating app. Yeah, answer this question. That's what you mean.

Oh. Give me a two different things. Two different things. My ex-husband is 5'6, and I think I've learned my lesson with Short Guy. Oh, come on, he's not short. I was probably that big in, like, sixth grade. This is a date, not a roast. What else don't you like about him?

I didn't say I didn't like it. I'm just stating facts. Yeah, all right, your turn for the question. What's your, like, favorite, like, brain dead day where if you don't have to think about anything, what are you doing? If I mean, as a single guy, uh.

Lotion and tissues don't count. Get this guy a Juergen sponsorship, huh? Oh, Dave. My guy's bricked up. I don't know. If I had a girlfriend, just chill out, watch movies. Okay, but you don't. So what's your next five?

I just lock myself in my claws and just cry all day. Okay, so we're the same person. All right. Because of this. Second date. Second date. Second date. Three, two, one. No. Yeah.

All right. This has been wonderful, guys. You can't find love, but you can find friends. Thank you so much. I appreciate you coming on. You guys have been a lot of fun. All right. Wow.

Well, Miles, I think we learned a lot in doing that game. You are not a good matchmaker. No. This is the segment I like to call Jerry Springer, Charlie. That's what these two. Bring your chairs. You might want to throw them. Right. Come on up here. There we go. So let's get to the bottom of this. What are your names? Where are you from?

Didn't let me play against the win for that guy. I'm Maggie. I'm from Crystal Lake, Illinois. I'm a fib. I called on to your guys' show probably within the last year. She said you had a chip on your shoulder, Charlie. Yeah. Okay. Right there on your shoulder. What did I have a chip? What did you bring? bring up in this conversation

because I'm already on your husband's side about this. Charlie remembers the conversation. He just wants to catch everyone up to speed correct? Yeah, that's exactly it. I've had a few people. Real quick, I do not like attention so this is very uncomfortable. Oh, are you all right? You're the one yelling at us from the front

road. Yeah, you came in the front row. Those are two empty wine glasses. You'll be fine for a couple of minutes. Yeah, okay. Here, have some beer. Have some beer. I can't train beer. I It just gave me the look of, like, see what I'm dealing with, guys. All right. So what's on your mind now? So we didn't get to finish the conversation because I was on hold for a very long time.

Miles's fault. And no. And I was like, Miles, you know, sorry, this is, you know, about Charlie. And you're like, no, I want to hear this. Like, I love this. And so I was like, Charlie, what's a big chip on your shoulder about Phibs? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember this. I remember this.

And then he went to go to the whole show. Yeah, I do. You do. Yeah. Okay. So, you know, we went on. I was very nervous, and so I didn't get everything out that I wanted to say. Okay.

Well, now that you've had two glasses of wine, what else was on your mind? I was so nervous when you guys answered. I was like, um, am I on? And you guys are like, yeah, hey, whatever. And I'm like, don't get it, don't I get a like heads up or whatever? like you know you're the next one and like you know whatever okay blah blah yeah okay so uh you're doing great you're doing great just speak what's on your mind it's just you and me here okay okay so you said that um you know people from illinois are you know okay but they're a little bit

different okay yeah sorry So I wanted to say, but I was nervous, what about some people from Wisconsin? Oh, we're very different. Yes. Yeah, we got our issues. What about like Stephen Avery? Oh, damn. You're bringing up our shit.

Hey, that's, yeah. You can't bring up our serial killers. The Slender Man, girls. Which one? The Slender Man. Yeah, you go Wikipedia. all the serial killers from Wisconsin. Charlie, this is

what happened. She got off the phone with you and she was like Miles. I'm going to get it back. I don't know how long it's going to take. Is that what she was doing? And Netflix. How many murder podcasts do you listen to?

A lot. Yeah. And there, guys. I love Doesn't Charlie look just like Jeffrey Dahmer? Yes. I mean, come on. Yeah. I just got a pair of glasses real quick. It's unpanning.

You know. So I didn't get to get that into the conversation because I was like super nervous. Yeah. Like I said. You were nervous. Yes. Oh, yeah? So I'm bringing it up now.

Do I make you nervous? Is that the deal now? No, no. You don't make you nervous. Don't be strange now. That's my best serial killer voice. What? Is it make you nervous now?

you know what? You know what? You know what? I do have some resemblance to the guy. I'll give you that. Okay. Like, it just, you know, like I was walking down the street of Los Angeles when I sat there. I was very polite. I was saying hi to everyone I met. Like, hey there, how are you? Nice to see it. Did they say hi back? No. The only thing they said is that guy looks like Jeffrey Dahmer. All right. So what do you think it's like walking around in this world with this face, okay? Wouldn't that freaking Netflix special came out? I mean, what am I supposed to do? You guys can tell he's very self-conscious about this. So he hit a nerve. Yeah, and now you're going to bring it up in front of all these people.

Yeah, you brought that. Go play us that song. Play us at some. He does have a lot of meat. And the other two. Stephen Avery and the Splendor Girls or whatever they were coming up. Stephen Avery and the Splendor guy, killer, girl, or what, oh, the girls, yeah. So, there are some weird people that come from Wisconsin, too.

I'm not saying, like, there's not weird people that come from Illinois, too. You're not saying, like, serial killers come from Wisconsin. Yeah, I mean. What happens is, uh... No, you're not. You know? I thought you were telling me to stop. No, no, no, no.

I got this, dude. I don't need your help. And again, I feel your pain. I think I've heard your deal now. I'd like to bring your husband into this because I need some backup, all right? What's going on with the garage that you are so upset with the garage that you're putting all... You're changing the subject? I am absolutely...

I'm pivoting this like Kelly and Comway on CNN, all right? I am doing the zippity dood. Let's talk about something else now. What the hell's going on with the garage? Oh, he's got a mic. You can also have a mic. You don't want to sit in the hot seat anymore, huh? No, okay, have a seat.

What's going on with the garage? There's two kids. They both have bikes and scooters and baseball bags and everything else and takes up a lot of room. And when stuff does get put away, like, let's say, measuring tapes, screwdrivers, there's a drawer that they're supposed to go in. Some people, they just put it on top of the cover. The one trying to look for it, because they had funny kids,

they didn't put it in half. He was pointing at you when he said something. people by the way so what's your rebuttal just put it away otherwise i won't throw it away put it away otherwise i won't throw it away okay did you say or i will throw it away yeah put it away or yes yes yes my mom has the same policy i haven't lived with her in like two years our future here. So back to the deadline, so she says she wants that

if she ever ends up on dayline she thinks that something might happen to her. But reality is, like, remember this face? She might be the subject of it. Oh, I see. I was going to say it's usually the husband.

My mom's always like, and it's a husband. 80% of the time it's a husband. 80% of the time it's a husband. And it's cheating. So not to interrupt you. Sorry, it's your show. No, it's your show right now. No, it's not. Sorry. If I die of like weird circumstances, please do a date line of 2020 special on me. I feel like you're begging for this to happen. I feel, you both think each other is going to murder the other person. And that's marriage, isn't it, you know?

Give them a big round of applause, you guys. Thank you. You did real good. Yes. All right. Well, ladies and gentlemen, on that note, this has been your next episode, your second episode of Bellied Up Live. We have two people that might murder each other after tonight. What better way to wrap it up than that.

Thank you all for coming out. Good luck on your second dates. everybody keep her moving watch for dear billy deuce ladies and gentlemen there we go miles the you betcha guy and let's give a big special shout out to the wait staff here at zanis who have been working so so hard they are dropping your checks make sure you tip your bartender and everybody keep her moving watch for deer and as always go packers and

why do we got to end on a booed charlie he does this every time oh get over it go back go go go we really ended on a high note tonight good night guys thank you very much thank you Okay, hope you guys have a good one. Goodbye now. Oudaloo.