Bellied Up - Bellied Up LIVE: Milwuakee

Episode Date: October 2, 2025

This was recorded August 25th, 2025. At the Vivarium in Milwaukee. First guest tells us about his very awkward first date. Next (12:48) we find out about a nasty divorce. Next guest (23:09) tells us about a lively drive with their grandma. Finally, (37:20) we have a classic speed dating situation. Tap here for Prizepicks:https://prizepicks.onelink.me/ivHR/belliedupuse promo code: belliedup

Is there a Devin C in the house? Yeah, Devin, get on up here. Devin. Devin C. Look at this guy. There you. How old are you, Devin? Nice to see you, belly on up to the bar.

That's a cool Packers hat you got there, my guy. Fun fact, your sister was in my wedding last weekend. My, Nora was in your wedding last weekend? Wow, that's a fresh ring you got on your finger. Good for you. What was she doing in the wedding? She was a bridesmaid. Oh, she was a bridesmaid.

I thought you made her do a reading or something. Nah, nah. Was it a fun wedding? Yeah, it was good. I heard about it. I hope so it was good things. Yeah. No, that's great.

Wow, a small world, man. Did you marry one of her friends? Yeah. What's the name of your bride? Lauren, she's actually here right now. Hey, Lauren. How are you? Nice to see ya again. Have I met Lauren? I think so. I can't see it's dark. All right. Oh, Lauren. Oh, good seeing you. All right. Oh, that's who that is. Nice. All right. So, uh... Yeah, this is great, Charlie, actually. He just got married. And the question that he's going to answer here is, what is weirdest first date story is?

Oh, Lauren, earmuffs. Yeah, earmuffs, Lauren. It was her. It was her? What happened? Well, Lauren, get on up here. Come on, get on up here. She could probably tell it better. That's smart.

That's really smart. Yeah. Oh, there's Glorin. Nice to see you again. How are you? All right. Why wasn't I invited to the wedding, by the way? I think my mom would have liked you there.

Oh, well, I'm glad your mom would have liked me there. Older ladies love Charlie. All right, Lauren, so what happened on your guys' first date? I thought that he was trying to friend zone me this whole time because I had him over for a date in my dorm room. And we're sitting there like, I put on a movie because I'm like, oh, maybe he could make a move. first date sure okay all right

what movie were you watching I don't know you remember because he proceeds to pull out his phone oh thank God his phone because I tell you they don't like that yeah what's a success rate like 20% yeah every once in a while you get lucky

but okay yeah the p word phone so he pulls out his phone and it goes through his entire camera roll 300 plus photos this is my family this is me in yosemite this is my dog that passed away this is my dick his brother dick it was the most boring date I've ever been on wow wow wow wow burn man

how do you feel let me get you I was looking like I was doing some frisky on your husband there for a second you take that hang on let's get you in there did you think it was sorry to touch your leg sorry I touched his leg

Did you think it was Did you think it was the most boring date You would ever been on So I thought it was being I was like oh this is cool I'm showing her all these pictures In my family and everything And it was all clean

I mean I thought of like This one really well And then I heard through the grapevine I'm like dude she thinks you're trying To friend zone you She thinks you're trying to friend zone her I'm like wait what? I thought I was just showing her pictures

This is all cool And so I mean we're here now But I mean I almost blew it And you should appreciate the work he put in before the date. Do you know how many photos he had to delete in order to be able to show you his whole camera roll? He had 1,300 pictures before the date. Did you read somewhere that was a good move or what was the play here?

I never had that move pulled on you before, but it worked. I mean, I had no moves then. I have no move now. But like, I didn't have a girlfriend yet. So I'm like, I have no idea what to do here. I'm just like, we're laying down there. I'm just like, here's, I don't even know what started. It's just, I'm just like, I ended up, my camera rolls out.

That's all it is. That's my camera roll. And I thought it went well and clearly, didn't go all enough. What was your favorite picture that he showed you? My eyes were closed half the time. Wow. Bruno. I know, no.

Hey. Well, how'd he turn it around? Horror movie. You got to show a horror movie because then during the horror movie, this is my smooth move back then. Different date. To make up for it, I was like, oh, you got to show a horror movie, so then you can slowly, like, put your arm around her.

And there it is. And then you're it. Then that's it. That's the only move I had. And the famous line is, I got you. Oh, God. Clearly it works. This is, this was your first girlfriend ever.

Ever. Yeah, we could tell. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You into the Dungeons and Dragons and stuff too? Yeah. Was that your first date ever, too? One of my first dates, yeah. So, like, clearly.

What did you try on the other dates that you said, this is going to be better? I think all I had was the camera roll and then, uh, the horror movie and I'm around. And then everything, I'm just. That's all I had. Who went in for the first kiss? And why wasn't it? Yeah, I know. I was sorry.

So you just knew you had to put the move on because otherwise... I realized that was when I wore the pants. I can tell. I can tell. Yeah, you got hung like a horse energy over here. Yeah. Like hanging out. you know how polite of you charlie to tell a woman on stage at our show who paid money to be here

that she's got hung like a horse energy that's so much okay she it's a compliment really it is it is tell no where i said that oh yeah i forget yeah yeah well i guess we're here today so you are here today it works how long were you guys dating before you proposed Five years, yeah. Five years. I was going to guess six, but how did he do it? How did he ask the question? Yeah.

I've always wanted to be, so we went to Marquette, and I've always wanted to be proposed to in front of Joan of Arc. Oh, nice. And I said that, like, when was that? Like a few months into our relationship, and he remembered. Wow. of course he remembered this dude showing you pictures on his first date he's got a whole note section with things you said he was recording every interaction you guys had and studying it they ever want

to do a documentary on your life he's got it all on his camera roll so yeah and norah showed up norah showed up for what at the proposal she was there randomly and she like walked in i was texting her about and all of a sudden while i'm sitting there waiting for her she randomly just showed up and I'm, she's like, I'm like, I'm like, get out. Because she was like trying to walk in, you know, we're going to lead her in. And I'm like, get down. So she was like creeping out the whole time during the proposal. That's my sister for you.

Right there. It really does run in the family. Oh, I was just going to say it's another, another powerful woman, Joan of Arc, as you're publicly emasculating a man. Make him take a picture in front of this woman who used to stab men to death on the battlefield. Oh, that's wonderful. guys so now you're happily married she wore pants too right it was the best day ever this is the best day ever no our wedding oh it was the best day ever close second close second oh come on now what um what are you guys

hoping for what do you want out of your marriage that's hard question happiness happiness a lifetime of happiness a lifetime of happiness okay do you have any advice Any real estate advice? Shut up, Bell. I think, here's what I think. I think when you guys tied the knot, okay, you tied it like you tied your favorite musky lore, all right? And it may go in the trees.

It may go down and catch a log in the drink. But when you tied that knot, it was special. So you go down there. and you get that lure on stuff. Okay, you go up in the trees. You cut down a few branches if you have to. All right, if you got to get trapped under a log and potentially drown, you do that, okay?

And before you go to bed at night, look each other right in the bugs and say those three magic words, watch for deer. And I think it will all work out. Yeah, Charlie! Give them a big round of applause. Thank you guys for coming out.

I give them a round of applause. Gold Pack, Go is right. Thank you very much. Thank you. Good seeing you again. Yep. Oh, fist bump. There you go.

Sorry for saying you had hung like a horse energy. I thought I was a compliment. Apparently not. I thought it was creative. Thank you. Yeah, you liked it. She liked it, you guys. She liked the guy who showed his whole camera roll.

So I don't. Billy, what do you have to say about this? Look at this photograph. No, that's the one that kind of helps me fap. I meant to delete this one first. On second thought, let's not look through my camera roll, actually, so I guess. Billy Duce, ladies, and drinks.

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You can play today, download prize picks. Today, use code bellied up. Is there a Dave? G in the house. Dave G, step on up to the plate, buddy. We don't want you to come on stage. No, I'm just kidding. Get on up here, Dave, give him a big round of applause.

Stairs are right in the middle. Right over there. Right over there. Dave, G. I want to hand him the mic. All right. How's it going, Dave? Dave, pleasure to meet you.

Belly up to the bar with us here. That's your microphone right there. Yeah, you can take it off. You can put it right up there. however you want to do. Oh, yeah. There you go. Well, you got to put it toward your mouth.

There you go. Yeah, that's good. Much better? Yeah. If you can hear yourself, they can hear you. All right, Dave. I heard that you have gotten yourself into a crazy living situation before.

What has happened? Well, this was about 10 years ago. I lived five minutes from my brother's house. And it was common that we'd call each other. Hey, I need your help or can you help me? So he called me. He's like, hey, can you give me a hand? I said, sure. So I go over his house. We get in the car right away. We go get a U-Haugh. I'm like, what are he doing? He's like, well, we're getting firewood. Got to move some stuff and, you know, normal household stuff. I'm like, okay. So we head back to his house and we don't get firewood. We pull in a driveway and he goes, grab everything you can and anything you can. We're getting a divorce. We walk in a house and his wife at the time is crying

saying, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. He's like, just grab and go. That's like a doorkash situation, you know? What was that TV show? It was like the fastest person running around with the shopping cart or whatever.

Supermarket sweepstakes? Did I get it right? Supermarket sweep. It would have been funnier if I knew the name of that show. You know what? Pull that mic out. Put it right in front of your mouth. There we go. So as we're grabbing

stuff, she's crying, saying, I'm sorry, sorry. We fill up whatever we could. We leave. We get to his new apartment that I didn't know about and she's there. Whoa. You guys stop at the quick trip and like get a roller dog or something or what? And she's like

well, I'll help you guys unpack. And I'm like Joe, what the hell did you get me into? I never told me anything just grab we're getting a divorce and I bet that's all you know to guys they don't ask each other's questions I love how on the whole drive from the house to the apartment you didn't go what's going on you're just like hey should we put some music on I'm like where are we going he's got an apartment I'm like well that would be good to know what's really all going on so he kind of told me a little story about it and there she is helping him unpacking his new

apartment, I'm like, I got to get out of here. She must have done something really bad to be helping them unpack. Yeah, a couple of things. Well, help us unpack that. What happened? They had to refinance the house three or four times because she had a spending spree.

She worked at a hospital and bought just about everything out of the gift shop. The gift shop? She would come home every day with something new from the gift shop. Hospital gift shop? How many bears can you buy? Different colors, different sizes,

jewelry, bracelets. What kind of jewelry is? Hello kitty. You know? Every hospital had that. That's how I'm going to say hello kitty from now out of my mind. Hello kitty.

Meow. I mean, I could understand it if the hospital was attached to a target or something like that. But a gift shop? So, yeah, that was over with that and then he was married two years later. And how's that going? He's still married? Yeah, he's still married. He's like, yeah, this time he actually pulled up in a semi and told me to hop in.

We got kids to move this time. So, yeah. What's all the car seats for? That's wild. So all she did, I mean, not all. I mean, that's a lot to spend all the money at the hospital gift shop. But that, I mean, that hospital. I'm sure there's more information, buddy. he didn't really I mean again you didn't ask he didn't tell yeah does your brother have a wing at the hospital named after him I think she does she does yeah all right wow much do you think she spent you think at least 20 to 40,000 oh my god man oh man alive where would she keep in all the stuff

they have the three bedroom apartment with no kids or a house with no kids and one of the rooms was full of everything and you're just walking out with a bag full of stuffed dogs and he's like hey not that not that you're gonna say what he should have done is left all that stuff there and then just put a sign out front and that just said gift shop now open you know oh man that's wild yeah so um you moved all this stuff in and uh how long uh was was she there kind of keeping up the charade i have no idea. I just, I left. I took his car to go get my car, because he already knew what's going on, so his car was at the apartment. Okay, he thought ahead. Yeah, without telling me, though. You know, there's no telling me. That's what brothers are for. Yeah.

Yeah, forget it's your brother. Yeah, hey, the oldest. You know that you two are most closely related, so. Yeah. Has your brother kept any other secrets from you over the years? I know of. Yeah, you wouldn't know. I wouldn't, but I'm sure it'll pop up sometime. Yeah, they sure will. Yeah, Charlie, earlier, you were bitching about owning a truck and everyone wants to come

and use your truck. At least you've never had to do that with your truck. That's true. At least your brother was kind enough to rent a U-Haul. He paid for it, right? Yeah, he did. Okay. With what money left?

I think he changed or cashed in some of the jury. pawned off gift shop jewelry. I wonder how much that was worse. That's the kind of jewelry that stains your neck, too. Yeah, or if you have a white shirt on. Yeah. It's like, why is your shirt green? I'm Packers fan.

Wow. So what's she doing now? I have no idea. Okay. You don't keep tabs on your brother's ex-wives? He didn't even ask him really what happened, Charlie. You think he's keeping tabs on her? She still lives in the same house.

That's all I know. I thought it was an apartment. Well, it's a house, sorry. Oh, it's a three-bedroom house. Three-bedroom house. I was going to say, three-bedroom apartment. Not a good financial decision in the long term. Well, good for her.

What did your family think of this? They didn't know. Until I called my dad and said, hey, you know, Joe's getting divorced, and he's like, what? You broke the news to your dad that your brother was getting a divorce? Yeah. And you didn't. Pretty much the whole family. Well, yeah. Because once you tell dad, dad doesn't know tells everybody. Yeah, he's getting on the phone

tree calling him up. Hey. Hey, you're here? Brothers getting divorced? No? Oh, yeah, he is. I got to go. I got to call your sister now. Yeah. Yeah. Well, he takes him to belly up to the bar at the local bar and say it to one person. The whole town knows, too. What town was this? Muskego. Oh, Muskego. Yeah. All right, Muskego. I hear you. Wow. So no one. no swinging activity, just too much money spent at the, yeah, just the gift shop? I, that's all I know. That's a lot of money to refinan it. I know, I'm not, I'm prying them, and I'm realizing that it is definitely a Midwest family

because he knows zero details. He exactly. That's pretty much part of my life. He asked me a question. I either know or don't, but. Whatever. Well, we squeeze this one drive. Charlie, what do you think

was the last thing she bought at the gift shop that he was like, that's it? I'm going to the you all. I'm calling, Dave, and we're getting out of here. What do you think it was? 48 balloons that said, get better soon. Wish you well.

Wish you well. Rest in pieces. Well, God bless. them and, you know, are they getting an annulment? I don't know. All right. Well, give them a big round of applause, ladies and jams. Thank you. Thank you, Dave. Appreciate you.

Charlie, why were you wondering about annulment? You're trying to figure out the process for that or no? My mom said all she wants for her birthday is an annulment, and I said, how about some from the children's hospital gift shop Billy Deuce, how are we feeling about that? I got a song for Dave, I think. Okay. Dave, come hang out with me.

Please bring some beer and whiskey. You have to help me out because you're my bro. I'm leaving. In a U-Ha Don't want to see my wife again Leaving in a U-Ha I'd rather have sex with her friends Believe I hate to go

Sorry, did he have sex with her friend? Something about a gift shop or something? We don't know. Dave never asked. Is there an Alicia B in the house? Alicia B. Come on up here. A big round of applause.

Guys and gales. Pleasure to meet you, Alicia. Long time guest, long time listener. Long time listener. First time guest, long time listener. All right. We'll pull that mic off. I like the flannel there.

That's good. It's just for you. Oh, nice. All right. Oh, okay. Charlie, you want to show her your camera rolls? Alicia, what's on your mind here? I heard you got a crazy story to tell us.

I do. I do. Is this about the craziest family? Oh, yeah. It's a crazy story you have for a family, get together. Correct. So when I was 12 years old,

also how many crazy stories you got that you needed to be like, all right, which one was it? Probably too many. Okay. We'll get to one tonight. So when I was 12 years old, staying with my grandparents in Columbia, Missouri, it's a great place

if anybody's ever been, you know, five hours south, not miles, 500 miles. Five hours. Thank you for correcting me twice in the same show. I appreciate that. And so in Columbia, Missouri, get a call that great grandma had passed away. Oh, no.

I know. And Duluth, Minnesota. She got passed away in Duluth, huh? Correct. Yeah, she was at a nursing home in Duluth. So my grandpa has a flat bed, extended bed truck. He's doing the funeral. Not doing the funeral.

He's going to pick the body up from Columbia, Missouri to Duluth, Minnesota, to Sharon Illinois. Was it winter at least? It was August. Oh my. So wait, he did. I shot a deer once in September. You had four hours to find that deer before the meat was gone. Right. Wow. Well, they weren't going to eat her, Charlie. It was going to be, geez. They're not that worried about the meat spoiling. I guess. I mean, we are in Milwaukee. Duluth, Minnesota to Milwaukee. What you got? Oh, what? How many hours? Yeah, probably five, six hours. My grandpa's driving.

Oh. It's like nine, ten. He's got a pee. Yeah. Support F350 diesel truck, and he's not going over the speed limit because he wants to save on gas. So it's. Well, and he's carrying the extra low. That's, you know, your MPG goes down.

So grandma passes away at the nursing home in Duluth, Minnesota. Grandpa, grandma and I go up there to get her body. cardboard box with holes in it, okay? Are you, are you, are you kidding me? I didn't know this was legal, dude. You're transporting a dead body across state lines. Across state lines. Charlie, they put holes in the cardboard box.

It's fine. You know that reprosity between Wisconsin and Minnesota, it's fine. You know, the college tuition thing. Yeah. Also both of dead bodies. Reciprocity. Right, right, right. Reciprocropos.

body. I tried. So Duluth, Minnesota, dead of August. Nice play on words. That was good. It's 95 degrees outside. And grandma, great grandmas in a cardboard box with holes in it. We drive 12 hours miles across state lines to take her body to the funeral home in Sharon, Illinois. For the funeral. So it was a family gathering. and how when people were just like, well, how did it go? I'm sorry. I'm 12 years old. I'm severely traumatized.

When you got there, when he got there was the funeral director, like, yeah, you're really making me earn my money here. Were the homeless so she could breathe in case she came back to life? I kept checking. You were riding in the back of the bed for 12 hours? Do you remember those diesel trucks, the Ford F-350s? Like, it didn't have like a back seat. it just had like that little board seat or whatever.

Oh, yeah. And you just kind of sat on sideways, that one. Yeah. Yeah, so it was being the family dog. The dog's looking there like, oh. And my grandpa was like, she's fine. She's fine. I was like, no, I'm waiting to see if grandma's a zombie.

Wow. Did he at least ratchet strap her down and say, eh, that's not going anywhere? I'm pretty sure he did. Honestly, he stuck some styrofoam in the windows of the cab. to make sure they didn't close on the drive home. I can't believe any of this right now. Isn't there?

Charlie, can you imagine he takes a corner too fast? And grandma just goes rolling out into the middle of the road. You know, watch out for deer. You got to watch out for grandma on the road. So we get her home in 96 to Sharon, Illinois, and they just opened the cardboard box in the garage of the funeral home. So if I wasn't traumatized enough by, driving 10, 12 hours home from Duluth, Minnesota. They open this cardboard box with my great

grandma's body in it in the garage in August. I'm guessing it was a closed casket funeral. No. No. They kept it open, huh? Wow. Get some fresh air on her. Is that crazy? So was the casket just that box? Did they just use a box cutter? No, they put her in a nice one. Oh, they got her in nice. Well, they save money on the transport fees. Yes. Wow. Isn't that crazy? That's insane.

I mean, I thought that there would be, how do you normally transport a body? I think by airplane. By airplane. Well, that is pretty spendy. And, you know, it was the more environmentally conscious decision to drive her.

And Miles, I just wish that they know the money they saved on that. I now spend on pole tabs. There we go. Let's go. 12 I think you were 12 so you start adding that money up in the compounding interest alone on investing that into pole tabs you've got to be feeling pretty good I think so so is a nice funeral then it was very nice I think grandma olive would approve great grandma nice though like you get together with family at a funeral it's kind of awkward you know small talk stuff you guys had something to talk about the whole time the most Wisconsin thing ever She had a great big box for next time you got to move. That's all I was going to say.

He definitely didn't throw away the box. That's a good cardboard box. It's pre-ported in case you got another deceased relative. It was so bad. Honestly, your grandpa's got a business on his hands. Grandpa did a good job. He died in 2020. How'd you get him do the funeral home?

He went by a hearse, believe it or not. He had a hearse drive him over there. Yeah. Okay. Well, that's kind of the way you should do it. Well, I just try to remind my mom every time she's like, well, talk about funeral planning. Remember what you put me through, mom. Oh, my God.

What great bonding time you got with your grandparents. It was amazing. Listening to some AM radio, you know, like how the CB radio that they have in trucks. Oh, there's some good stuff going on. Yeah, just smelling those diesel fumes, some great, great. Grandma Olive. This was before the quick trip. Oh, before the quick trip.

Yeah, I mean, and thank God you guys didn't get pulled over. I mean, that just would have been really bad. Vaguely remember my grandpa saying he had some sort of papers in case that happened. Oh, he's got her papers. Like, it's like, you know, getting stopped by the DNR to make sure you got a hunting license. He just sticks her tags right on the box. he like cut a hole in her in her heel and put the tag on her

yeah stop being offended it's her great grandmother oh you want to do it before we take off should we do a photo here and his school grandma yeah we got it

All right. That'll get a lot of likes. Nice rack on her. I'm going to hell. I'm going to hell. Father Tom's going to call me too, Charlie. Nice rack on. What the fuck is wrong with you, Miles?

this to be a nice family-friendly show. We got Thomas and Bob brought Thomas here, you know, we'll take these guys, they're nice, you know, he's done. And now you guys know how to save money on funeral transportation. There we go. In a pinch

of refrigerator box, extended bed truck. Oh, you didn't say the box was refrigerated. No, it wasn't. It was a refrigerator box, Charlie. Yes. I held a refrigerator before. Six feet?

She was tall, but not. Where do we go from here? I don't know. Oh, do you want to sit around and hear the song? I do. Can I hang out here while you do that? Yeah, do it. Olive. The grandma's name is Olive?

Yes. Well, I'm running down the road with a body that's cold, I got zombie grandma on my mind. Grandpa's saving money in ways that are going to scar me. It's so hard to die. Take it easy. Take it easy. Don't let the smell of your dead grandma drive you crazy.

also give it up for Alicia everybody thanks for coming up thank you that was awesome oh rest in peace grandma olive yeah hey cheers to great grandma everybody cheers to great grandma olive

may she having laughing her ass off. She's like, I was dead anyway. Get over it. If I die, I want you to just strap me to the top of the Dodge Caravanaghs. Just whatever you got to do. Don't waste money on a box.

No. We'll put you up there, Billy. Don't worry. Just take me down to my parents' house on Cape Cod. Just roll me into the ocean. The sharks, though, the great whites will take care of you. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Yeah, you look like a good chum, you know. Oh, yeah.

A great white taking care of a great, never find. It's harvest season, Miles, and, you know, sometimes you ever get your skateboard out behind a combine? Yeah, you got to share the road out there. You do have to share the road. And if you had a, you know, a little Toyota Prius come up after you and just knock your, on your ass off your longboard, and then, you know, you got knocked in the noggin by the combine. Well, now you're injured. And what do you do, Miles?

I think you got to call Nicolet Law. You got to go to Nicoletlau.com or call 1-855 Nicolay because it can be not a great situation out there. You got to keep your head on a swivel during harvest season. You never know what's going to be popping up in the road in front of you. You don't want to be stuck with that bill. And I know the farmers will appreciate you keeping your head on a swivel too because they don't want to get injured either. No, no. They don't.

So get on out there, folks. enjoy the open road and watch for deer and combines and people skateboarding behind them. Well, Miles Falls here, right? It is. And nothing like seeing a harvest moon and rise over a freshly picked cornfield, you know, getting those halfstocks going, pulling the sweet corn off. They haven't quite cut it down to the brim yet. And you're like, yeah, what do I need?

You know, what do I need? I need a nice crisp glass. of the old T-C, the tippy cow. Yes. Made with real Wisconsin. Tipp-Cow is back on the bellied-up podcast. Yeah, get yourself some orange cream for that harvest moon. It's just nothing goes better with then fall and tippy cow.

I don't know if you feel that way. I do feel that way, Miles. You know, all the, all the, you know, the gals are like, hey, I need a pumpkin spice, this and that. Well, the guys, they need tippy cow. Yeah. And the gals do, too. Yeah, too, but everyone needs.

A tippy cow So guys This fall If you want to get yourself A nice Cream Uh Orange cream

An orange cream Dream You gotta go find Tippy cow And tip it on back Tipit cow Boom All right

So we got another one Coming up here Charlie Is there a Josh H in the house Josh for you yet. Come on up, Josh. Come on up, Josh. All right.

Oh, you're going to dab us up. You feel closer? All right, Josh. Yeah, you're going to need that. I always feel weird about that because I don't know you personally, but it sure feels like I do. Hey, a dab will do it, my guy. We know each other well now. You know, you got some nice cowboy boots.

I got them on. Miles isn't going to like this, but I started listening to You Bet Your Radio from the beginning. And I know you hate the beginning. Yeah, it's terrible. Yeah, bird box. Yeah, God. I actually just like finish the episode where your H-back in your house went wrong and your problems.

So that was like perfect timing for that when I just finished the episode. I appreciate it. I have since changed the air filter, so we're back online. Yeah, that's, yeah. You kept changing it? What's up? You kept changing it? I'm going to have to do it again here soon, I think.

Okay. Okay, so, Josh. Why are you putting your hand on my shoulder? Just hold on, Charlie. Charlie, yeah. Josh is wondering if you can set him up with your sister. Oh, hang on, just a second, Josh. I got my gun in the back.

I'll be right back. Makes it so much better. You are being all nasty, nancy to him. Mine's at home, so you're good. I can't defend myself. Yeah. What sister? Ellie?

Ellie? She's the youngest one, dude. How old are you? I'm 20. You're 20? So she's older than me. She's older than you. Okay.

What makes you... Where'd you meet my sister? I haven't. You haven't? No. I just... I don't know if I saw her, like... I think you posted something about, like, that old picture of you and your, you're all your siblings,

like stack up as in a pyramid. Is it? looked through his camera roll, see if he's a suitable candidate. Wait, you saw a picture of me and my family. Like the one of all the kids stacked up in like a pyramid from like Christmases when you were a kid? Yeah, dude, she was like

one year's old. So you saw a picture? Yeah. I saw a picture of his sister as a kid was like, I got a date. You're not to a good start, my guy. So I saw how young she was. I was like, well, she's probably that sounds bad.

It sounds awful, dude. Like, I figured she be close to my age. Okay, he figured she would be close to his age. And then Jerry Lee Lewis here. And then I, and then in a, as not creeply as possible, found her Instagram. It was private. I followed, I requested to follow her.

And she accepted the follow request. Oh, no, Charles. I'm about to call my sister right now. We could. Now, I was going to like send her. DM or something to... You were going to slide into my sister's DMs? I don't know what I'm doing.

It's whatever, but she was abroad. She was abroad for like... Hold on before you've asked the DM. What would you have said? What would have been your move? Oh, God, I don't know. Come on, let's workshop it. I've had one girlfriend in my life and I had... I don't know.

I should have just sent her every picture for my camera roll. That would have been a good idea. I don't know. My move now is usually just to try to compliment them. and I got nothing. I'm not, okay. This is not good. Hold on, Charlie.

Okay. We got to find out if he is a good match for your sister here. That's true. That's true. We'll keep an open mind here. We'll keep an open mind. I do like your cowboy boot. So what questions would you like to ask him, Charlie, to see if he's a good match with your sister?

Okay. All right. So you're 20. Yes. Okay. Where are you at school? I don't go to school. All right.

that's fine that's fine that's fine what do you what do you do i work in landscaping oh nice i used to cut a lot of lawns myself i don't mow lawns i don't sit down all day i actually i actually work oh i was pushing the lawnmower you son of bitch and you're down like five different points right now all right so what do you do in landscape down boy down just have some questions So I do maintenance. So I pull weeds, trim shrubs, spray weeds. Anything and everything that isn't grass, that's me. So you're into weed but not grass.

Yeah, pretty much. All right. Yeah. You're going to fit in with the parents then. I can tell you that much. All right. All right. So how long have you been doing that?

I'm in my third. So a little over two years now. A little over two years. Nice. Did it straight out of high school. Okay. And is it your own business or you work for someone else's? No, I work for someone else's. I'm from, I'm from Fondelac. So, oh, you're from Fondelac. All right. All right. I work for stewards if you know the

Oh, sure. Okay. Yeah, it's a nice business. Well, my grandma's, uh, one needs cutting so often and she calls me up and says, I need the goddamn grass mode. She isn't say, God damn. She said, well, never mind. My aunt says that, but they need the grass mode every now and again, they're calling me to kind of go up there and sometimes I'm out of town. What are you up to? Yeah, maybe that's a good start, Charlie. I can give you the phone number for my company and you can share to her. I would love to. Here's the thing. I don't have equipment to do anything. I can't borrow my companies to make money or anything. And I'm not doing it for free. No, you're not doing, you're, Boo!

You're not doing your romantic interest grandmother's lawn for free? She's got a tractor, my guy. If you set me up with your sister, if you set me up with Ellie, I will do it. How about that? I'm not shaking that hand. I don't know where it's been. Let me give Ellie a call. Oh, boy.

There we go. Ellie, Ellie, Ellie, Ellie. Did I FaceTime her or call her? She needs to get an ocular pat down to Josh here. Oh, hang on, I got disabled airplane mode. Just give me a second here. Have you not disabled airplane mode since he got off the airplane? No, I was, you know what, you're like striking zero of ten right now.

I don't know. I kind of like you, Josh. She seemed like a good guy. Tiny? Ellie. Oh, she fucking hung up on me. Hang on. She's at the brewer game.

Let me give one more. Also, what's the score? It's over. We lost. It's over. Talk. All right. Okay.

Ellie. She hung up on me again. Let me call her. Let me call her. Hang on. oh hey hang on tiny oh hey hey uh you're uh live to tape i have to legally tell you yeah you're in the show don't say anything dumb hi everyone how do you aren't more Hi to the audience.

Hi, everyone. Woo! Now, Ellie, we had the fans submit some questions, and one fella submitted. What did he submit, Miles? Um, Josh here is, uh, how's it going? Josh, um, was wondering if Charlie could set him up with you on a date.

Oh, no, I'm sorry. I, I'm unfortunately. by an Irishman. Oh, I'm so sorry. Hi. Hi. It's so nice to meet you. I'm so sorry.

Charlie should know. I do have a boyfriend. But as you know, I have a bunch of single friends if you need, I mean, not if you need someone. That would be perfect. I'm not kidding.

I'm not kidding. I am, I am the most, like the singlest person, you've met. I've been single for almost three years. It's been over two years since I've even been on a date. So I will take what I can get at this point. School roommates at home. So, okay. I'll link you up with them.

Oh, Ellie, Ellie, do you have some friends that that would be interested? Are they in the car with her? So many friends. Where do you go to school? You're popular. I, I don't know what to say anymore. Okay, okay, Ellie, Ellie, we're going to have him. Oh, I'll go. What?

No, I want him to describe what he's looking for, and maybe you can find a friend. So we're going to have him give his dating profile right here, okay? Do you want me to, do you want me to pull out my Tinder profile? We can go through it? Ellie, you didn't hear that he's on Tinder right now. I'm on everything. He's on everything. Never mind.

All right. All right. Briefly, briefly, you are, let's start with the most important thing. How tall are you? 5-9. I'm a short king. Wait, how's...

Ah, can you see me? Uh, your pause, but go ahead. Okay, go ahead. He's 5.9. Okay. All right. Short-shank. She doesn't love it.

Short king. That shrinks the pool of friends she can hook him up with. It does. I'm used to it. It's not... I'm used to it. do it. Okay, so you're 5-9. What do you like to do? What are you doing? What do you like? What do you enjoy? Hobbies? Well, uh, nothing. I don't know. No, that's not true.

Can you read? Can you read? What? Can I read? Can I read? Can I read? Yeah, I can read. I have a high school diploma. I have a high school diploma. I have a high school diploma. Thank you very much. No one, stop. Oh, my God. We're at a round of my, Charlie. She's whipping these turns. Okay.

All right. Do you have, like, what, so what are you, where are you at right now? Are you in the Milwaukee area? Yeah, we're in Milwaukee right now. That's not where I live, but that's where we're at. I love that. What do you do for work? I work in landscaping.

Oh, I like that. Okay, how old are you? I'm 20. Okay, okay, okay. All right. I have some older women for you. Older women? Older women? They're not 21. How do you feel about that? Oh, I don't care about that. Ellie, Ellie, what is the one, what's the one gal in your mind that's your friend that would be perfect for Josh?

What's her name? Sally? Sally? Sounds made up. No, it should not be so real. And you know what? I will, I will. connect you to. So set your self to Charlie. I will. I'll give it to Charlie.

We'll get it going. I won't tell her it's happening. It's green. I won't tell her it's happening, but we'll connect it. Cool. I'm good with that. All right.

He already follows you because he was going to DMU. So he'll DM you and you hook him off, all right? Thank you, Tiny. We'll see you soon. Bye bye.

Bye bye. Give it up for Allie. All right. There you go. All right, Charles. Charlie, I know she said she's going to hook him up with Sally, but if I know a barren, she's not going to remember

to do that. She did seem drunk. So what I think we should do, Charlie, is I think we should do a little episode of bellied up speed dating. Speed dating. Ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies. Do we have any single ladies in the audience tonight?

Oh, well, Charlie, I think I have a lady for them. Is there a Lindsay S in the audience out there. Oh, my God. Yeah, she is. Come on, Lindsay. Grab a chair. Let's bring them up front, Charlie.

Let's bring them up front. Yeah, let's get this set up. To face each other. Okay, first of all, I'm 34. You can buy them drinks. Oh, my God. All right. Now, before we get into the speed dating, Lindsay, we need to learn a little bit about you.

Where are you from, and why are you still single at 34? Oh, my God, Miles. Thanks for that one. I'm from Brookfield, and the last guy that I went out with said I was too wild for him. Oh. Hey. Oh, gosh, there you go. Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye.

You got to be feeling good. They get pretty wild out there in Brookfield. Why? What were you doing? What do you mean by wild? I can't really go into it because I'm scared my work's going to see. We just outed a high school teacher

for cheating on her husband. I know, but this is my job. You're worried about maybe if this episode comes out later, they're going to find out, or you have workers, co-workers in the audience? Yeah, there's coworkers that listen to you guys. Okay. They're wasting their time.

I got to tell you that much. Yeah. Where do you work? Um, at a CPA firm. Okay. Okay. I don't know if I should say. Yeah, don't say it.

Actually, well, I could. Free advertising. Yeah, free advertising. Shout it out. Betterson associates and walk a shop. Hey, there you go. Come get your taxes done. You're a, so you're a CPA?

Yeah, I'm a CPA. How wild can a CPA be? You'd be surprised. You'd be surprised. You should see what I'm sorry. You should see what I'm. I can do in a Google sheet. I'm a freak in the sheets.

I have a lot of really good dating stories. You got a lot of liquidating stories? No, really good dating stories. Dating, I'm sorry, I heard of liquid dating. Can you tell us one of your favorite dating stories then? I once went out with a guy that had a bugger wall. A bugger wall? I knew I knew you from someone.

In a shower. Actually, I did you know him? Do you know the Schlosser family? The Schlaussers? Yeah, the Schlaussers. My buddy, Jay, his cousins with them. How the fuck? Do you know everyone in Wisconsin, John?

I mean, Jay's here. He's cousin with the Schossers. I won't specifically name which one. Yeah, but, oh. Okay, all right. Hey, props, man. Definitely not. Hopefully no one knows him here.

All right, so you've been, you've been wild. Give us a wild, P.G. Wild. Give us some wild. You like to go to concerts. inserts and stuff or what? No, um, it involves some things that I can't say. You were talking about them actually earlier, some capsules, some capsules. Mushrooms.

No. Yes. Okay. All right. All right. All right. All right. Well, you know what?

Enough about me. This is between you guys. Well, now that I said that. My mother is a CPA. She's here with me. She'll, you'll get along with her. Probably don't like me. Wow.

Meeting his mom on the first date. Wow, yeah. That's pretty cool. All right. Now, Miles, what are the rules of the speed dating? You guys each get to ask each other three questions and treat it like no one else is here. This is just a date between you two. And Josh, I think that we should let the lady go first.

I'm up for that because I don't have any questions ready. Come on, man. I just thought you so much time. Don't say that out loud. She was telling the stories. In your head, in your head thoughts. As soon as she said, I'm wild, he was just like, oh, yeah, let's go. Some thoughts are in your head.

Other thoughts are out of your mouth, okay? You got this, buddy. All right? Yeah. Okay, I'll go first. Do you know who the backstreet boys are? Of course, I know who they are. Do you know any songs?

Like probably two, and it's probably their most popular. ones. Can you sing them? Or sing one? I'm not going to. Sing one. Back streets back. All right. Hey, he sung. He sung one. And I hate to say it. You used all your questions on that. That was a lot of questions. Yeah. All right. But he did sing it. He went out there. All right. I did. I said that. Everyone knows if you get the last word of the line of the song, you know the song. Yeah, okay, yeah. All right, Josh.

Question number one. I'm a big fan of old music, like old old music, but not that. So. What is Backstreet Boys older music? No, that's why I'm saying older than that. Like the 60s? Probably. Do you know what the Oak Ridge Boys are? No, no, I don't.

Let's hear of Josh. That's no fun. You know what they're? Yeah, I love them. sing a song oh boy elvira oh yeah give him some support yeah my hearts on fire for elvira damn i'm calling my sister back tell her to dump her boyfriend yeah you're solely winning charlie over he's a sucker for karaoke yeah i i went to a concert there's in ash goshash and the the median age was i don't 78 of the

of the people in the stands they're from I think the 70s probably yeah yeah yeah so like Lindsay's age yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm just kidding I'm 13 guys that's one question you got two more I don't I

come on you're putting me on the spot I'm not good at that hey hey hey hey yeah what's her favorite book what do you like to do Yeah. Oh, God, I like to do puzzles. She likes to do puzzles on mushrooms. Yeah.

Yeah. To a whole new puzzle. I know, yeah. You are the missing piece, man. And hang out with friends and stuff. I don't know. I'm just as boring, so it's maybe like a good. Just as boring.

I don't mean that. It's like a good thing. Like, we're the same. I mean, to his credit. This is going really well for you. No, no, no. To his credit, you did say puzzles. Okay, so.

They're fun. One more. I'm trying my best. You're doing good. You're doing good. One more question. Are you still on this room? No, I don't do them anymore.

That was your last question. I'm going to give you one more bonus. He's looking for a plug, Charlie. He's 20 years home. Well, that was my question. So now you're giving me another one and I don't have one. I'm giving you one more question. Do you want to get a drink later that you will purchase?

this for me. I can't. Well, supply of my alcohol. It's Wisconsin. I'm a law-abiding citizen. I've never broken a law in my life. You've never broken a law. That's not true. Your mom is here. You can go to the bar with your moms. You can say you're good to drink. Or I can go with your mom. Yeah, or that. Yeah. You guys can hang out and then, yeah. I like that idea.

We are right. Now on the count of three, will there be another date? One, two, three. No. Guys, they were supposed to say. What? You guys are supposed to say yes or no on the counterday. One, two, no. I'm like, I'm 14 years older?

You could at least like found a woman close to my age. I know, yeah. I'm putting that on you two. Sure, it's fair. It's fair. Josh, I think we might have to sneak you at the back door so you don't get a few. That's nothing against her. One of my good friends is 36.

I also have two kids. That's not a bad thing. No, it's not. Well, on the plus side, guys, we didn't ask anyone's age because we didn't think we should do that. On the negative side, sometimes you get a 14-year age gap. So let's give them both a big round of applause, so. You are my fire, my one.

I desire believe everybody when I say I want it that way tell me what I guys there's another verse but we are two words upon can reach to your heart I don't know this song, but I don't more than he did, because he was born, like, when I was... I want it that way. Tell me why. There ain't nothing but a wrong way. Tell me why. There we go.

Tell me why. I never want to hear you say. I want it that way. Yeah, give it up. You guys are awesome. Good night, ladies and gentlemen. We love you. Bellied up.

Give it up for Billy Duce. Billy the Duce. Cheers, get home safe. We love you guys. Make sure you tip your bartenders, ladies and gentlemen. We love you all. Good night. Time, open all the doors and let you out into the world.

Good night, everybody.