Bellied Up - Charlie Gets a Tarot Card Reading #83

Episode Date: January 11, 2024

Our first caller wants to be more than friends with Charlie. The next caller is having sprinkler problems, and perhaps our biggest buy, sell, trade yet. The last caller needs closure on a breakup and is also a tarot card reader, so naturally, Charlie gets a reading. Get yourself a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Here Check Out Myles' other Podcast You Betcha Radio Check Out Charlie's other Podcast Cripescast

Welcome back to another episode of the Belly to podcasts every bit everybody. We are here at mix office. We're at the office Charlie here and more. And we are folks. How you feeling Charlie? Feeling good, Miles. We're back at it. Back at it, baby.

It's January cold month to be in Fargo. Now every time I think about that, I remember the time where you and I were driving out in the middle of nowhere together. And what you tell me, I said, Miles, I think about that I remember the time where you and I were driving out in the middle of nowhere together and what you tell me I said miles. I think they fake the moon landing. I think they just shot it right here in North Dakota Charlie thinks the Fargo and North Dakota looks like the moon in the winter and I can't argue with you on No, I mean it's so flat here. You can see the curvature of the earth And by earth I mean moon so you can see the curvature of the earth. And by earth, I mean moon. So you can see how they figured it out.

I saw, you know, where Lance Armstrong took his first steps. That's not right. The other Armstrong, whatever. It's buzz Armstrong. No, it's buzz Aldrin. So it's, it's not, I mean, I drove through Wisconsin. Are there any really flat parts of Wisconsin or is it? It's just a hilly right? No, no, no, no, we got flat parts.

We got flat parts. We got hilly parts. We got wet parts. We got lands that are wet called wet lands. Yeah. What would you use in your mind? I mean, you're the expert in Wisconsin. Like, I don't think that there's another place to go in the world right now. If you're looking for Wisconsin facts and tourism, you're the guy. Like, you know that.

I can, I can give you a, no, I'm not, I'm not registered. I know. And I think that's important to know you official unofficial, officially unofficial, but definitely unofficial blank with respect to Wisconsin. Correct. Now, I want to hear what you think. As your time you spent in North Dakota, what is the biggest difference between North Dakota and Wisconsin besides that North Dakota's flatter. Well, it's flatter. And you know, there's not as much people here. The populace isn't quite there.

And you know, there's not a lot of sports teams here. There's just not that the professional sports teams don't really exist. So a lot of you guys are sports, sports, sports orphans. And you're left to hang Vikings things in your bars. And I know we're more ahead right now, but it's close enough. And it's far enough from the Twin Seas to have an excuse not to be a frigging Vikings fan, but yet you choose it. And I feel bad for that aspect of it. So there's a lack of this sports teams. I was a little lack of fresh water. We have significantly more fresh water there.

That is true. Great legs. That's why we are a great plain state. Yeah. The plain part makes sense. One thing that I've noticed a little bit is, I will have to say that North Dakota people, I think 10 to, I think that we're both very Midwest nice.

We both will help out. But I do think Wisconsin is a little bit more in your face with the niceness. They're a little bit more in your face with the niceness. They're a little bit more aggressive with the nice, whereas North Dakota, I feel like we tend to wear nice, but we're not as much going out of our way to be nice. I get that. I get that. You guys have, you've got your borrowed a little bit too much from Montana. A little bit of a get off just trying to stay away from everybody. Yeah. Of a get off my land is them, you know, which I get that because you know, you don't want

some folks on on your property hunting and poaching and whatnot. So it's, you know, hey, how are you? But there's a little bit of, you know, do you have something on you? Are you going after my deer? You know, yeah, something like that. So what is your? Oh, no, you're just swinging through. Well, what come on in and grab a beer? Yeah, initial, you just have to get over that, that initial cattle,

uh, fence, if you will. Um, so miles, what is your biggest beef with Wisconsin? You've been there enough now. You've seen some things your biggest. Oh, my biggest beef isn't the beef. Okay. Okay. Let's get that out of the way. Pulture. You've got great cows in Wisconsin. Okay. So sexy cows. My biggest beef is not with the beef. Um, sexy cows come from Wisconsin. They're doing their squats that take. I, one thing I've noticed a little bit, Charlie. Uh oh, I know the way you're saying

it. I know. And it honestly, I am going to directly blame you a little bit for this. Okay. Is there's a little bit of a high horse in Wisconsin about you guys thinking you're the best state in the Midwest and everyone else is kind of second tier in your guys' mind. Well, that's not true, Miles. I mean, so much so that you guys are trying to claim you are a mid and state when you don't even look or even remotely shaped like a mid. That is just false. A, we do look like I'm not going to continue to have the same arguments on this podcast

miles. We are. You know a little bit what I'm saying about you. I started to get a little bit high. I can see that we are, you know, when you're so good at so much, it's tough to stay humble. Oh, Lord, it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way. My Nana used to sing that. There we go.

Exhibit A. Well, I mean, it's such a great state, Miles. I mean, we, It is a great state. Yeah. But now I think it's, I think it started with the fib thing, you know, you guys painting yourself against Illinois,

and then it's just snowballed from there. Well, for a while, we were the real underdog. And I actually spin zone here. I think that the packers not being as good this year is great for the state. I think we may need a little humble pie. Yeah, a little bit. Cause we started what we've started to do is we've had this really awakening of how frickin cool we are.

You know, I mean, jeez. Yeah, you stole the words right out of my mouth Charlie. There's nothing cooler than Wisconsin. And so, you know, sometimes when you look at yourself in the mirror every day and you see the, you know, all the great things we got going. But there are some beefs. There's some beefs to be had.

Like, for instance, what I thought you were going to say is you could not get a bush light in any bar in Milwaukee. Could you? Oh, I can. Oh, you could? Yeah, you just only take me to the bars that I can't because we got to rep the hometown beers, Miles. I've drank bushlight Milwaukee many a time, Miss Charlie. Okay. Yeah. All right. Well, I think we did enough for this intro. I think that, I think the first step to fixing this high horse problem is just acknowledging it.

And you did that today. Here's the thing. I will say this though, Wisconsin does not have a high horse problem because we can't even get high in Wisconsin. Marijuana is not legal there. Nothing like closing on a good dad joke. Nice, Charlie. Well, should we take some collars? Yeah. Welcome to the Belly to podcasts where we chitchat with today. Hey, it's Melanie.

Hi, Noni. How are you doing? You probably don't remember me, but you were at Soldier Field for a Chicago Bears and Green Bay game. Yeah. And I am, Bush, you want my family bears that's Melanie or Santa VX husband or Santa VX, you're I can't do you and said, this is my soon to be X-Husband. And someone like literally came up to you and was like, hey Charlie, can I get your autograph? He's like, wait, I'm working on this marriage thing. Do you remember that? Oh, I do. I mean, I had a couple, uh, uh, bloody marries on that day. Wait, say your name again.

You're not a married man. Did I get your name wrong? What was your name again? Melanie. Melanie. Melanie. I thought you said no, me somehow. Melanie. I was the loud redhead that was bark ending at bar one three oh nine. Oh yeah. Well, Melanie, how you been? Huh? Hey, I do the last game. I think it was the first home game we did with Green Bay. I was like, okay, if anyone sees Charlie Bear is loving that. So I'm totally out to stocking Mission accomplished. So yeah, you did that Belly on up to the thing you need a dating tell me what

You need a dating show. I'm thirsty. I'm a mega-hide. Oh stop it. This is my worst fucking nightmare miles Miles does not like it when people call up and talk about it. Oh, I don't care. It's just making her head so gigantic. My head's very small, Miles. And it shows me what's wrong. He has the cutest smile ever. Thank you.

That's awesome. Why is it creepy? He's got your face. You smiling. I was smiling at Miles to show him. He's got some spinach in his got some. He's got some. He's got some. He was smiling. I was smiling at miles to show him. He's got some Spinage in his teeth right now. Do I? We're in the tea. That's awesome. Um, so that's what you called is just to hit on Charlie or what? No, just to let just remind him since probably nobody told him today. He is just like these man alive.

She's just calling up to pump my tires. I'm cool with that. Gasping up. How much did Charlie pay you to do this? Don't worry about that. Miles do not tell him. Oh, no. So what?

I mean, what besides a smile, what makes Charlie so attractive? Yeah, please tell. So I see like, I'm sending humor. It's something that does make someone look bad. Like totally pushes them off. Like the personality, obviously that, it just, it's low. A man that can make me laugh,

which is pretty hard because I'm not hard to grow to get through to. Okay, so there's like a total plot. Well, I really appreciate that. Let me ask you a couple of questions. Um, to just going to spit ball a few things here. What's your most irrational fear in life? My irrational fear is that I probably, I kind of hope that I don't, like,

when you say, like, you'll see some of that totally you cannot stand Like sometimes I'm like wait, do I just say that out loud? Oh You're worried that your inside thoughts become outside thoughts Right because I say it so often in my head Yeah, who's the person you can't stand the most in your life right now Hmm, I don't know. I don't really hate anyone. Do you have any tattoos, your regret? I have no tattoo.

No tats. Miles any follow up questions. I don't have anything. I don't have anything against it. I just feel like when I'm 80 years old, it's not going to look the same. It'll be sagging a little, but you know, if you play, if you lean into that with that too, what's that? I see it's just it's going to look weird. Like if I like a picture enough, I'll just put it on the wall.

That's good. You know, it's a question for you. You said that you introduce yourself to Charlie as his future ex-wife. Why don't you think that the marriage would work out? that you introduce yourself to Charlie as this future X wife. Why don't you think that the marriage would work out? Oh, I see where we're going with this. I don't know man, my drive is kind of high. I don't know if he can hang with it. Oh, what drive?

What kind of car? Charlie has low T. Like, what do you mean? Okay, so look, in our marriage, like our marriage vows, you're going to have, if you can sign on to like bang and five times a day, then hey, maybe you won't be there. Oh, wow. Yeah.

So you're worried he's not going to be able to keep up with you. I don't want to use him like an old towel. I better start stretching. You have been talking about your mobility these days. I think you need to start pumping the fluids as well. Yeah, you know, I'll tell you what. I, you know, I'm, I think you've made Charlie Baron speechless. Yeah. I am.

This is actually a breath of fresh air Charlie speechless. Yeah, that's a lot right there. Cheese, go least. Well, all right, I got a follow up question to you trying to bone Charlie five times a day. That's a lot of boning. It sounds like you are a very sexually active human being. Do you have any

sort of kinks? Any? Do you have any sort of? I'm ever taking this one for three years. Do you have any kinks that you would like to try out on Charlie? We had a dominatrix on the last episode and we're wondering if you have anything you'd like to try on Charlie. Um, I'm not into the dominatrix thing because that's just weird. Like, I would never want to with him. I want him to be into it. What if he's into that?

I don't know. I don't know. That's just too dark for me. Wow. You know what?ez, go we saw is that a no, you have no kinks you'd like to try? On Charlie. No, I mean, I don't know. I'm up for all the different challenge, man. You got to stretch it up a little sometime. Okay. How do you like to spice it up?

Hot sauce. I mean, obviously, have you ever eaten top rock? Like, I mean, I think I think it's top rock. Like I'm a candy. I mean, I've, I've consumed them, you know, they tingle in your mouth a little bit. Oh, are you talking about, oh, that sounds a little sticky to me. Time, you want to add pop rocks to the mix. I'm getting that correctly. Yes. You know, I'm trying to figure out where and how this is getting through. You know what, Miles, you can just use your imagination.

Tell us. No, I thought, you can't, you can put them wherever you want to lick it Wow, okay Well, you know, I should say I am a taking man Yeah, always about the giving what You're always so giving. I am giving, but I am taking. And thank you, thank you for calling in today, really gassing me up. Mallory! I appreciate you. But why are you in a bad day? Do I want to what? I said, were you having a bad day?

Was I having a bad day? You know, it was a fine day, but you know, I can always take a little more gas in the tank. So, you know, I appreciate that. Are you having a good day? Always. I love that. I love that. Well, hard to be sad when you're having sex five times a day, Trevor. I guess. Oh, yeah. Five of days. Geez,

Louise. I didn't know that was possible. Well, good for you. It's possible. Melanie, you know, you sound like a real catch. Now, look, if it doesn't work out with me, what kind of a fell are you looking for in this world? I don't really think I'm looking for anyone. I don't, I don't typically look for anyone. I'm going dating websites, but definitely the sense of humor thing is, it's kind of huge. It needs a sense of humor. Because when I get serious, you gotta, you gotta joke around.

And a high libido. And a high libido, maybe that helps. Yeah. Well, that's, that's wonderful, Melanie. Well, thank you for calling in today. I'm sorry, your bear's lost. I know. I know.

I guess you still have the black box, right? I guess so. Yeah, I feel like you guys say that every year, every baseball and football season, you just say, well, we still got the black ops. Exactly. And don't hope on the Cubs too much. No, God no. No, no, no. Well, thanks for calling in today. This is great. Yeah. Charlie blushing. No time. I'm all blushes here. Thank you very much. All right. You guys have an awesome day. You watch for deer now. We'll see. Charlie Charlie, you know what? What's that? I feel a little bad for you, Charlie.

Why? Because you're just too much of a honk and everyone just sees you as a piece of me. That's what that made me realize. I'm oversexualized. People don't know what it's like to be sexy and funny and charming. They don't know. It's hard being. Did you say funny?

Did you say funny? Yeah. It's hard being that is a good hunter to good fish. Good hunting fishing. Yeah. It's hard, isn't it? It is very hard. Thank you for realizing my struggle.

I too am a victim. I can't imagine that we're going through. Oh my gosh. It's so much. I'm going to put my empathy hat on and say, wow, you know what? Maybe the grass isn't always greener. No. And just you realizing and recognizing that means so much to me. Yeah. So I want to say thank you. Yeah. Thank you. Let's do that. Let's take another call. Hey, welcome to the Belly Up podcast. Who are you? I'm RJ holy cow. I can't believe I'm on the show. RJ while you're on baby, what's going on? Where are you at? What's you haulin?

I'm haulin, uh, live stock and air from a dairyman out here in central Washington. Central Washington, you said? Yeah, central Washington, Pete said? Yeah, central Washington. That's cool. Yeah, you're just all in crap, huh? Exactly. You got it. I got to give you guys a compliment too.

Your elevator music. Great. Well, thank you. Yeah, it's hand selected by Charlie. Yeah, he composed it. Yeah, what, what was the primary instrument before you got on with us was a little violin piano, kazoo. I think I was a piano. Oh, I can do it. It was great. Yeah, so I'll belly on up to the

bar with us. RJ, you said, right? Yes, sir. RJ with the SAIT. What's up? Um, so my brother's buying a house and the house used to belong to a family friend. And years ago when I was 14 or 15, I used to go up and more along. And supposedly, I get a pop-up sprinkler out here in high desert and got a urgate lawn and I didn't ever knew about it that I ever hit it and now they're trying to sell this house and she makes it known to everybody that I get to sprinkler. So instead of them fixing the sprinkler, they just turned out that whole section of yard

so all big section of yard and dead. So I guess my question to you guys, did I go fix it or just leave it? How long has it been since you broke this sprinkler head? Like eight years. Oh, past the statute of limitations. Yeah, you're good, dude. Yeah. That's their problem. Now I say, Oh, perfect. Yeah, definitely don't feel compelled. Now, if you're swinging through the neighborhood and you happen to have a little extra time on your head, you know, poke your head in.

Yeah, you might go over there that dead patch and see if you can't do a little twisty, risky, you know, get that sucker up there and sprayin' again. But, you know, if you think about it, you did them a favor for eight years. You saved them all that water. True. And nobody cares about the lawn anyway. So. So this is the whole thing that's come out that family getters. So I was, you know, I got in my brother and I will be talking to the shop.

So we'll get going on this whole topic. And I, we talked about just painting it. You know, you know, that old paint for painting, tractor or something for you. Got a paint or a green. Yeah. Like what shade of green should we go with it? Yeah, you're trying to match the grass that's there gotten the green. Yeah. Like what shade of green should go up here? Yeah, you're trying to match the grass that's there

with the green. I mean, that's, that's, they, they do that in the NFL, you know, I think, yeah, I think so. I think they paint the grass there. They paint it white for sure. And each end zone, they paint. There is a color. No, yeah, they don't have like.

Well, then you like to watch TV and they got the yellow line. They go out there and paint that on there. Every play. Yeah. I mean, it's amazing the work that they do in the NFL, those flying painters. And then they erase them so quick, you know, it's like, it's wild, I don't know how they do it, but I'm always impressed by the groundskeepers in the NFL.

Hey, I got a, well, I think you're, you know, you're going to kind of have to deal with this issue, or not, I don't think it matters too much. You know, you did what you did eight years ago and it's a done deal. I did have a follow up question though about the manure hauling business. What is the tell us about that job? Like what's your day and day out of being a manure hauler?

You know, I'm very curious. I like to carry in it. I like to, I would compost a lot of it or run it through a solid separator, to keep the solids and we got to turn it and make compost adivations. Then we'll take the compost and put it back in a free cell. So like the free solids are like with a cow's lay in the barn. You know, and then go through the rake every couple days and make it fluffy and nice for them. Nice, nice.

Well, I'm glad I got the insight. I got a follow up question. You said your family's giving you a lot of heck for hitting that sprinkler head. How are you managing that and slash? They have to have done some stuff in the past eight years that you could also throw back in their face as anyone else in your family done something like that.

Oh, you got a few things to say. What are they? I'm not even sure I hit this printer. Oh, so you're still in the denial phase here. Plot thickens, you're a scapegoat for this family. Oh, that's probably what it is. They probably hit it and didn't want it. Oh, we're gonna play in the night school kid.

There's a middle school kid. I think I was a medicine. I don't know if I can do that. Yeah, it seems like you don't really care that much about this, right? Well, it bugs me. I mean, it doesn't keep me up at night. It's still like, you know, is it because you're, you're, because you said when your family members is buying the house,

so he now has to deal with it. Is that what I, what you'd said? Yeah, I mean, a brother's buying it and the house and everything. And I don't know. I guess, yes, I go fix it because it's my brother. I don't know. I guess. Yes. I go fix it because it's my brother. Should I not fix it because it's not ready?

Oh, I'll hear you go. Wait, it's it. You're good. You got a Christmas gift for him. Get him either a coupon to a service to fix it or buy him a new sprinkler head. There we go. I think that's it.

Problem solved, baby. Yeah, I mean, you got to get your brother or president at some point in the rest of his life. Might as well make a new sprinkler head. It's a great idea, Miles. That's a great deal. There we go. And that's why you call into the belly to podcasts.

We are here to solve all your problems. Exactly. Wow. You got a nice thing in the show for all my guys. So, that's good. Well, I appreciate it. Yeah, we appreciate you calling in. Have fun calling that crap around.

And yeah, you're doing good work out there. We applaud you. We salute you. You got a beer here. Why do you have a bicell trade, too? Oh, yes. Yes. And you lead in with that.

Yeah, what's the buy selling trade? Well, we had a guy work for us years ago and we had a, I don't believe it's a gray-hound spot. It's really, it's probably early 80s and he left it and kind of destroyed engine in it. But I mean, I think it ran in parts, I guess, but you know, it's full living quarters like a motorhome. That's awesome, dude. Charlie, we should, that can be my tour tour bus, dude. You don't have one right now. Right now right. Hound tour bus. That'd be so cool. That would be great. What do you want for it? Are we trade in or buy in? What do you want? What do you got to trade? I'll trade miles. No, you got your snow mobile. Oh yeah, I got a snow mobile. Clutches out. I get enough of those. Okay, what else Charlie, what else you got? I mean, I got a motorcycle,

Harley Davidson sports star, 1998, but it's gonna be very hard for me to let that one go. Do you ride motorcycle? Ah, I try and take a side by side. I'm not that coordinated. do you ride motorcycle? I try and take a side by side. I'm not that coordinated. Oh, you don't need to be coordinated. Have you ever seen a lot of our motorcycle riders in this country?

They're not exactly touching their toes every morning. So, yeah, what do you want for? If someone was going to pay you for it, how much you want for it? Yeah. Hi, I'll be tired of looking at the day and say, this is good. How much do you want for 500 bucks? Oh, well done. So if you'll get the thing out of your, there's really, does it run? No, it doesn't run. You said it's just parts. Can you get it running?

We're walking at least. I can drive, but there is, there is a year ago, a neighbor kid or someone run around broke up a window. I mean, you can hear probably people all the way. Yeah, well, I expected that. I mean, it's a 1980s Greyhound. You know, 500 bucks. I mean, you're lucky.

You're talking to a guy who likes broken pieces of crap. I've been knowing to purchase several. Well, you can get that thing up and running. I think you got to sold it, Charlie. Yeah. If you can just get her humming a bit. Oh, boy, I'll see what I can do. Okay. Yeah, you do that. Are you going to deliver it? Or do I have to come out there to Washington? I guess it's up to you. Fire, fires, cheers. Okay. I want to drive this thing back there and you go, well, I don't want it. I mean, you drive it. Honestly, that's a fair thing to say that does sound like something Charlie would do. Listen, I'll take it. No, here's the thing. He would say that he doesn't want it, but he would still take

it because he's too nice. Here's what I'm going to say. And I think this is a perfect compromise. You don't want to drive all the way to Milwaukee with this sucker. Luckily, I've got a very good buddy of mine who lives in Fargo, North Dakota. I'm going to give you his address, and you just park it in his driveway.

His name is Miles Montpléz-au. I also know his miles of you, Betcha Guy. You park that right in his driveway and then I'll come see if I really wanna take it. Otherwise, I'll just gift it to my buddy Miles, okay? $500, that's a steal for this. So can I give you his address? Would you drive it out to Fargo?

And then Miles will pay for your flight from Fargo back to Washington. That sound good to you? You have a beer first. Yeah, sure. Yeah. Why don't you get a beer first? Well, that was just a given, you know. Yeah, you're going to have a few beers, actually.

We got to test out the gray. Oh, you know, yeah. So sounds like a deal. You just DM us when you're free to come out to Fargo. We'll make it all happen. Sounds good. All right, man. Well, thanks for calling in.

Good luck, Holland. Hey, before you go, send us a picture of the Greyhound. Send us a picture of the interior, the exterior, and the price you want it. Tweet it at us. We'll retweet it on belly up. And if nobody buys it, you'll just drive it out to Fargo and we'll get it off your hands for you. Okay. Sounds like a deal. Perfect. Well, watch for deer out there. Okay. We'll do. Thanks, Dave. All right. So, yeah, you what what level of a comedian you got to be to have your own tour bus. I know that there's levels. There are levels.

I mean, um, it's not just what level. It's also how well is your tour planned, which is where I certainly struggle. Like you got to have it make sense. Like you got to like, you don't want to do a show in line. Efficiency is what you're saying. You don't want to drive out to us, and you want to go to like redding Pennsylvania. That's that would be bad. Speaking which folks, if you're interested in seeing me on tour, Charlie Baron's.com, click on the tour dates. I do those plugs miles. All right. Next fall. I imagine you roll up to your next show and that thing.

It just looks like cousin Eddie showing up to the Christmas Vaita Clark Griswalt House. He get out in your robe and you're like, Hey there, guys. Shooters fall. And you're just standing on the side, smoking cigar and the shitter into the sewer. I love that. That's such a great movie. Take another call. Let's do it.

Miles, you got the ice palace out there on the drink yet. About that time, isn't it, Charlie? You know, once you get a six inches, I feel like a solid six. Six inches is a lot. Six, six hard, though. None of that soft ice. With the ice cast like I thought thought I usually wait till it's a little thicker than that. I would do.

Hey, do you have pontoons on it just in case? Well, if I'm going out there are six inches, I better. I think if you drilled a couple of pontoons on the sides and then wouldn't it be cool if there was a thing that could like slide them down and then you put a little, put a little 20. Anyways, Charlie, you want to know what I got all stocked up in there? What's that? Tippy cow.

Oh, yeah. You open every cabinet in that, uh, you're going to find that, uh, you're not going to find any rods and reels. That's not why we're out there. Yeah, we're not out there. We're out there to tip on back some Tippy cow. Oh, miles. I just thought of it.

I just thought of it. Tip ups and Tippy cow. Yes. That's what I got. Tip up and tippy cow. That's it folks. So guys, if you want to have a good ol ice fishing time, you got to make sure you're stocked up with tippy cow and tip ups. Tip it on back with the tippy cow. Draft King sports book and official sports betting partner of the NFL playoffs is bringing you an offer that'll help make the playoffs electrifying. New customers can bet five bucks on any game and get 200 instantly in bonus bets. Jared, we got some lines this week. What are they? We do. We got green Bay plus seven and a half against Dallas. And then we have Detroit minus three and a half against Los Angeles. Download the Draft King Sportsbook

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Where was Gonson Patty be more specific? Sullivan. Oh, Sullivan. Beautiful this time of year. Belly up onto the bar with us. Patty, tell us what's on your mind. Well, um, I'm going. Well, I went through a breakup. Oh, sorry.

A couple of weeks ago. Oh, yeah. It was a bummer, right? Yeah. Did you like him? Oh, I hated him. No, of course I liked him, right? Yeah. Did you like him? Oh, I hated him. No, of course I liked him. Well, did you break up with him?

I always think guys I like. Why? No, but you broke up. You know, honestly, though, you'd be surprised. There's a lot of people all there, and day people that they hate their guts, and they're just afraid to get out of it. They stay in it, you know?

Well, give us some details on the breakup. Yeah, who did it? He did it. What was his reason? There was no reason. Like it was so weird. Yeah, so I don't have closure and then apart from that, I have some of his stuff. And I'm friends with we're all, we all have the same friends. What's the friend group saying about the breakup? What are they? There has to be some information about it. They're like what? Well, okay, because like, well, you know, I kind of just, it was we're okay. So we were planning on getting together and I was making a

pasta bake. And then all of a sudden, you know, we're going back and forth, oh, let's have some pasta bake and hang and whatnot. And then he's like, we need to talk. And I'm like, what? Are they called about like, you want to break up? I'm like, no one texts that. Like who texts, we need to talk. And then they want to pour tea or something.

I don't think that happens. Yeah, but I think they want to pour tea or something. I don't think that happens. Yeah, but I will. At least you want to break up. And I will have to say it is nice to get a warning shot text though about the talking. Yeah. It's tough to just think that you're going to hang out and have fun and then the show up in its somber.

At least you got a little bit of a warning shot. It was a heads up. I could see that being something. So but then he called you when he really told you the deal, huh? Well, then I'm like, well, do you just want to break up or whatever and he's like, yeah, I'm like, okay, um, I have some of your stuff. Um, you have some of my stuff like let's just meet up somewhere and like exchange the stuff. So okay, fine, you know, we meet up, we exchange the stuff. No one talks about anything, there was no talking.

It was just like, okay, it canceled. And I'm like, okay, cool, like, but not cool, but fine. But I don't even think our friends even knew the difference because we're both pretty independent. Like I'm busy a lot, he's busy a lot. Like we're both doing stuff. So I don't even think anybody even realized that like we weren't

together, you know? You have no insight as to why he wanted to break up. He just canceled his subscription to you without any notice. I feel like I am a fiercely codependent person and I love too much and I do too much. And like we're both musicians and we're both busy and whatever, but like I still take the time. So like I just think that he didn't like not having all the like I don't know what he didn't like, but I think I did too much. So you're saying you squeezed the teddy bear a little too hard and the head popped off. Mm hmm.

Yeah. I think I did, you know, and I just, then again, I don't think I did though, because like, we would go for like a while without hanging out or whatever. I don't know what I did. How? I don't know what I did. How old are you guys? I don't know what I did. I don't know what I did. How old are you guys? I don't know what I did. I'm 43 and he's 32.

Okay. Um, you have, and so you think that might be the reason. If you had to put your finger on something and be that you were a little too much for them. Well, I have a secret. Oh, please. He has a very good friend. Who is a girl who has had a crush on him for many, many years.

And I don't like her. And I don't like the way she touches them and talks to him and stuff. And one time we were all out and she stepped to me and she said something, you know, like root to me. And I didn't take it. I was like, girl, I said, y'all can like and love each other as much as you want to. But it's going to take me a long time to warm up to you, you know, the way you're acting and stuff like, you know what I'm saying? And it was like kind of like one of those things. Yeah, and then everything kind of like fell apart. But you know what I mean? Yeah. He had to choose homies and stuff like that. Yeah, so. It's also like, also what? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What were you gonna say?

Yeah, yeah, what were you gonna say? Well, they both have a Similar lifestyle habit that like I don't have smoking way and like No, not that Something else They're connected. I just you know, it's that you know, it's just like when you ski on mountains and stuff and like cocaine, cocaine. I'm not. That's exactly what you're talking about, isn't it, Patrick?

Hold on. So you're saying that they like to go skiing together as I said? Like, no. Snow, bigger sugar, ditch. Oh, they like to cook. They like to see you're right. You know what? Look at me.

This day and age, Patty, I got to tell you with all the fentanyl and stuff going on out there. You. Cool. Kids not so bad. You don't want to be messing around with the booger sugar. Okay. So in the end, this is probably the right thing to do.

Probably the right thing as much as it sucks. Absolutely it's the right thing to do. Like I'm not, I mean, obviously like my ego's bruised and I'm, you know, I have feelings, right? You know, but the thing is, this is my question. So that's the backstory, but the thing is, this is my question. So that's the back story, but the question is, is like, I still have like some of this stuff. And I...

Didn't you do the middle? Or do I do the middle? Did you do the mid-up and already exchange stuff? You have more stuff on top of that? Yeah, it was too short notice. And I had... Well, and then too, some of the stuff that he gave back to me, it's in belong to me. Okay, so that was this whole time I've been

trying to see if there was an opportunity to ask this. I'm just going to ask it, Charlie, do you think that there was a chance, and I don't mean to hurt your feelings here, that there was another girl, mainly the coke girl. That's it. Like whatever, but the coke, the coke girls really not that attractive. Yeah, I know it's good. It's good. You're whispering that because that will just keep that back. I don't think.

Yeah, you're Oh, it's you first. Oh, man. Well, you know, okay. Yeah. All right. Doesn't matter if I whisper it. I don't think they're attractive. I think he's attracted to him, but I don't think that he's attracted to her and like he does have a female roommate. So like maybe the laundry got make stuff. If you keep me back, just like black song that is like not my size at all. Like

that is like not my size at all. Like it's bigger than me and yeah. And I'm like, why is this in the laundry that it gave me back, you know? And then like I did it, it was so short notice, you know. Fit is roommate, I didn't question. Well his roommate's married, he was with a married couple. It's a whole thing. Yeah. Do they have pineapples at their house hanging or shut down?

You know what? I freaking box pineapples. Like I love pineapples, dude. Like the fruit, you know? Yeah. Like why does everybody have to take everything? right? Like the rainbow, the pineapples, the unicorns, like, well, you know, everybody's got their own things, you know, everybody's got their own thing. What the hell is it? If you want to stand up, I don't know what's the deal with all the swingers. Yeah. I love pineapples.

And now I took that from me. Well, Mingo's were my favorite part. Damn it. Now they think I'm fornicating with Mrs. Wilinski down the street. Flemmingos. Flemmingos. Oh, Flemmingos. Yeah, that's a swing or symbol to them. I didn't know that actually. I could run back. Yeah. Oh my gosh. My golf partner loves's love flamingo.

Oh, you know. I feel like this call, she's just slowly losing her innocence. I feel like we're just exposing her now to more things here. And I don't know. I like. Oh my gosh. Yeah, I know how babies are made? Oh, I

practice a couple of times, but I don't really know. Well, so the thing to answer your question above out your mutual friends is that were you guys mutual friends with them before the relationship or did one of you become friends with them after the relationship. No, it's worse like we we kind of like we both play music we both work in the same sort of theme. We both go to the same festival like I'm gonna bump into the guy and I'm gonna bump into all the friends. So the friends are beautiful. They're so beautiful. Everybody is so beautiful except the one key buddy. What kind of music do you play? Whatever the F I want Charlie. She's a punk rocker. I seriously. F you I won't do what you tell me. Okay I see. I see. I mean no throw it back at me you know I'm sorry you know you didn't get to do your pasta bake

and chill that was unfortunate but you don't need to play me for that. I feel like you have two different personalities. Yeah, we're seeing a bolt on this. Just sweet patty and then all the patty, if you don't tell me what to do. Yeah. I'm just teasing. I was kidding. So you're in punk rock.

I play the keyboard. You play the keyboard. No, I'm not punk rocker. But I am punk on the inside. I think I'm kind of punk on the keyboard. You play the keyboard. No, I'm not a punk ranger. But I am punk on the inside, I think a kind of punk on the inside. You heard what I just died like I was kind of punky. What genres of music? You know, I don't know a lot of punk people that go, you know what, I'm kind of punky on the inside. Is it bluegrass? You play bluegrass? Sometimes I

sometimes I might play bluegrass tonight with my friend because he plays the band gel. Do you know my buddy Adam Grohl from horseshoes and hand grenades? Your buddy probably knows my buddies, but I know his music, but I don't know him. I don't think. Okay. Are you guys at the same festivals blue ox and all that? I didn't know him, I don't think. Okay, are you guys at the same festivals, Blue Ox, and all that? I didn't go to Blue Ox.

I don't play. Like, I'm a vendor at these festivals. Well, I might play. Wait, are you a musician or a vendor? I'm confused now, Patty. I read tarot cards as a vendor, but I also play music. So depending on the scene, I read tarot cards as a vendor, but I also play music.

So depending on the scene, I might play music, or I might be setting up a tent and reading people's tarot cards. Wow. What? This is just getting deeper. It's pointing to me the reading of the cards. Well, there's 78 cards in a deck, and you pull some some and then you like, they're like flash cards. They're like Rorschach inkbloss or something. Like, it's like archetypes that sort of sparks people's intuition.

I just want to give people a tool to kind of like help themselves spark their own intuition. You know, like when you go to flip a coin and you're like, okay, heads or tails, I'm gonna go drink a PBR today. And you obviously wanted to be heads because you want to drink your PBR. You know, and it's similar to that. Can we do it here on the show with Charlie here?

Can we do some similar? Yeah, okay. But you want your tarot. Yeah, can we do it over there? Oh, I can pull. Well, I mean, are you based on fear? Like do you sincerely have a question or should you know because seriously like the card? Like I, you know, I try to be real sincere when I do it.

Like, do you really have a question. We are very, very curious on how this all works and we'd like to do it with you. All right, well, the way it works is that whoever's the client, whoever's gonna ask the question, you keep that question in your mind. Please don't tell me what it is, but just focus on it like really hardcore.

Okay. And like focusing. And you can look around for a focus on it like really hardcore. Okay. And like focusing. Look around for a deck of Carol cards really quick. Yeah. Don't accidentally pull the sheep's head cards. Can Charlie tell me the question? No. Well, I mean, that's up to you guys. I'm not telling you my question. Come on. No, you're gonna make fun of me for like four episodes. Yeah. Not giving them any more ammunition, Patty. Do you find those cards? No, I'm suffering. I'm right now. Let's go. All right. Let's get into Charlie's intuition. Thank you. Thank you so much.

By the way, my tagline is thank you for fine-tuning your free will and intuition with me. So thank you. I love it. Hey, shout out your tarot business, Patty, for all the folks who are curious. I'm called Esparanza Benzay tarot. Esparanza Benzay tarot. I'm gonna go to the next video. I'm gonna go to the next video. I'm gonna go to the next video. I'm gonna go to the next video.

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I'll give you some advice too with these cards. So let me know when you're ready now. I'll throw the three cards. Okay, I'm ready. Okay. He's got his question is mine. That's what he should be doing right now. Oh cool. You got the high precess. Oh my gosh. You got the lovers. And you got the higher up fan. Holy moly. you got three major arcana cards all at once. That's like pulling three aces in the like. Yeah, baby. Hard. Let's go.

So what is the mean patty? What do you think? OK, I'm going to have to take a picture of these beautiful cards and like send them over to Belle and you can take a picture and Tweetomatta's at Belle and I are on Instagram too. You're on Instagram, whatever. Okay, cool. I love you to see these beautiful cards.

I don't know what any of this means, Charlie, but I am so psyched. I know, dude, I pulled three Aces, man. I won. Dude, I am also very psyched. I am also very psyched, man. So check this out. All right, the high priestess, dude, like, okay. So she is a card that represents a character who is really

in tune with her divine feminine intuition. She knows what she knows. She doesn't always say what she knows, but it's like a card of like having that higher guidance from a feminine perspective. So look what you're doing right now. And then the card of the, that's in the middle of the spread because like the high priestess and the high-reface higher fan You that pretty too because the higher fan is like where's the high pre-cis is more like the spiritual

Woman of vehicle the higher fan is like a pre like somebody who's in an organized religion like a church You know, so that's like the two sides of the same coin and they make a really good couple. Duality. A little duality there, Charlie. Yeah. Yeah, it's like they meet like a really good couple and then in the middle it's the lovers. And obviously duh, we all know what that is. And the lovers is also, I mean, as well as being a card of a soulmate path, the lovers is also a

card of choices. It's strong Gemini energy, and it's a card of like choosing to take that path with another or with yourself. Like if you choose to take a soulmate path, like going after your passions or creativity or whatever it is. So you can tell us or not tell us what your question was. No, I'm not telling any of you guys. Really? Yeah, hell no.

There was a point of this. I have points. It's my own spirit. It's my own spiritual journey, Miles. It's my own spiritual journey. No, no. Come up with a different question then that you could tell us.

I want to know if I was going to get a buck this year. Apparently you're going to get like a thing good one. I'm going to get bucked this year. Apparently you're going to get like a saying good one. I'm going to get bucked this year. Miles boom. Get bucked baby. Look at that. Bang a ring. So how do you how do you determine that? Well, I just think that these cards are just so lucky. All three of them. They just all pop. It's come on. Like, come on. It doesn't even happen. You're, you're, you're gonna get a buck. Yeah, Patty, hey, do you even shuffle that deck or no? Dude, I totally shuffled the deck. That's a pro, dude. That was offensive. See, of course, she's shuffled.

How dare I? I'm sorry, Patty. Patty, that's awesome. Hey, you really, you really put some juice in my gas tank today. I appreciate that. That was really nice. Some all check. It's not just driving on. Oh, you should definitely put gas in the gas tank, not you. Well, you know what I'm saying.

Oh my God. Oh, that's pretty awesome. That's great. We got to. Hey, do I throw the features of a or whatever and the huh? Are you going to make a point? Hey, here we go.

Let's pull some more cards and determine what you're going to do with his clothes. Determine. I'm going to. No, no, she's already moved back onto what she's gonna do with the x-boy friend. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, keep up Charlie. I know you're not a fever.

I am a bull. Yeah, I'm a fucking rut here. Also, let's pull some cards. Yeah, and hey, I just want to ask you, Patty, did you intentionally not give your booth thing everything back? Because you kind of want to leave a little hankier chiff behind, maybe a reason for a second guess in his life, you know? Uh, no, it was so fast that I didn't realize that I had his shirts in my laundry.

And then I tried to give them back right away and like he just freaking disappeared. Like, you know, and I, I mean, they have a weekly gig at this one spot where like I also would be there usually, but I'm just like avoiding the scene, you know, but this one girl that works there is like, dude, I really wish I would see you, you know, you know, on blah, blah, blah. So I was like, all right, well, maybe I'll just drop it off to her when I know nobody's gonna be there. Well, let's see, let's pull some cards and then you'll know what to do.

Let's do it. Shuffle that deck now. I want you to hold that question in your mind, but don't tell us. Well, I just told you. Oh, well, I was just see what the. Yeah, let's see what the cards say. Let's see what the next card in the back is.

And that's going to determine the outcome here. So it's like, all right, my question. Oh, jeepers, I'm getting potential. Sam is calling me right now. I ignore it. Or merge the calls. You want merge the call? Okay, I got is the call merged.

Oh my gosh. No, I don't think it does. I got King of Pentacles reverse. You got what? No. King of Pentacles reverse. And what is that? Does that King got big Pentacles? Explain to me as if I don't know anything about. Okay, so the King of Pentacles is the card of like somebody who's really responsible. They're usually a Torres, the Capricorn or Virgo person. They're very

earthy and they're very like able to take care of people, places, and things. They're a good father figure. Now, the King of Pentacles reverse. That's like being a little bit irresponsible or maybe needing to get a handle and get a little bit more grounded in the situation. There's some sort of ungroundedness to the whole situation. So I think you got I think you got your answer. The first thing you said, I'm just going to tell I'm just put the bag of crap in my car. And then like if I ever happened to just like your hammer, anybody else, you're reading it wrong. You said, Earth in the

first part, and you said ground into the next. The cards want you to bury this shit. Oh my God. Wow. Miles did it. Dig a hole. Yeah. Jump it in just like the whole farmers do cover it up and go on your way. That's it.

And it will be very spiritually revitalizing for you to bury put in the ground. It's kind of like death. Hold a funeral for that relationship. Say you're on. What do they call it at a funeral? The you and G say a you and G for for this relationship. This whole time you've been looking for closure, have a funeral for the relationship, dump the clothes in there, and then don't let it suck anymore of your energy. Right. And you better do it quick before the ground freezes. Oh my goodness. Yes. I thank you. Thank you very much. That's actually a really good advice. You know what, Patty? Thank you for calling us today.

And we're happy that we could help you and you helped us. Okay. I'll take a picture of those cards for you. Also, you got to let us know where we can get a deck of cards, because now I'm addicted to the advice life. Oh my gosh. Well, yeah, there's so many places to get cards. And, um, yeah, if, if you ever need a reading, you know, how to buy me. So, um, thanks a lot. Patty, thank you. This was great. Bye.

Oh, bye, bye. Bye. Well, Patty was a great guy. That episode, Charlie. Yeah. You're getting a buck. She's going to dig a hole. I mean, and miles. Can I just say, dude, I am impressed with you. I mean, look at you. You're a bull fly. You're a Toro card reader and the whole deal.

I mean, I got for myself some Toro cards. Hey, do you know if you're a vertigall or I'm an aries. Oh, I'm a I'm a tourist. Yeah, and a tourist is she and so that must be how you select your life partners With the cards no by You're my life. Yeah, I'm a tourist guy. I'm attracted to a nice Bowl I'm your work husband. Yeah, you really are. So well folks, I mean, you never know what you're

going to get here on the Belly Up podcast. That's for gosh darn sure. So what do you think? Should we do another caller? Was that it for the other? That was it, Charlie. Hey, guys, thanks for tuning into another episode of the Belly Up podcast.

As always, hey, tip your bar tender. We'll see you in the next one. Charlie. Hey guys, thanks for tuning into another episode of the Belly Up podcast. As always, hey, tip your bar tender. We'll see you in the next one. Bye. Bye.