Bellied Up - Finding Love at a Reggae Concert #68

Episode Date: September 27, 2023

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Miles. First of all, folks, welcome to another episode of the belly up podcast. I'm your host Charlie Barons, fearless host. I'm joined by my fearful host, Miles Monc Lezou. He's only doing this because he hasn't forgiven me for last episode. What happened the last episode at the very end? You got upset at me. Yeah, I was upset with you, Miles, because you were making... You're being kind of mean to me right now. Oh, I'm sorry, Miles. Oh, I'm sorry. Was I think about maybe forgiving you on the next episode? All right. Well, I'll see you

a good. Hey, cheers to the typical miles. It is that time of year. It's fall. You know, God. Chocolate one is chocolate ones real good. By the way, this this typical is really good for fault concoctions. We're not even doing the ad yet, but hmm. So fall time of the year, the leaves are changing colors, you know, and here in Wisconsin, we've got this thing, you know, like my grandma super instance, she'll be like, I love the fall. Your uncle Joel's going to come take me up to door County to look at the colors. Is that something you guys do over there in Fargo as well? It's actually great timing.

Last weekend, I was up in the boundary waters of Minnesota. Where are you really? Which is, I mean, not the same as door County, but that's where you go to look at colors. They're probably already changing. There was some trees. There was some bright reds, some oranges, but not full. I think this weekend or maybe the next weekend, if you went up there, it would be fall colors in full force.

And it's, you got to hit it just right, you know, because I was a little early on it, little early. I was at the casino this past weekend with your grandma with my grandma took her. Yeah. She was not a winner this time, unfortunately, but we did see some early pops of color. Typically, they're not that early. Oh, thank you very much. Oh, you're, did you just take a tippy cow? Shot of the tippy cow, tippy it on back. I love it. That's great. Well, that's delicious. And I had a head up the old school.

Yeah, you got to, you know, it was, was it good? Oh, it's delicious. It's like on my hair. There we go. His bartender approved one of her favorites. Yeah, so and did you just, we brought the tippy cow are you typically rocking them rolling? Oh nice good you took you took our bottle of tippy cow iced it well You know what you're working arm. We appreciate you so anytime you want it and God's work behind the bar

Anytime you want to dip you on into our tippy Yep want to dip on into our tippy. Sorry. It's. Yep. Dip on into our tippy. They should put that on the bottle. That you're new in line. You just go to the bar. Hey, do pour up a glass of tippy cow. And then you just go up to gals and say, Hey, you want to dip in my tippy? You don't want to dip beyond the t tip. There you go. Well, that's a, you know, miles, you took, here it is again. You took a very innocent thing I did. And you turned it all willing, Ellie. Ah, anyways, about the colors. Yeah. I think you know what he was doing. Is there, um, I guess, I guess I was the question. Do you go up and you look

at the colors and that is something that you do? I don't make it a point. But if you're driving and you are in a spot with great colors, lots of trees, you got to say things like, wow, look at those colors. Oh my gosh. Look at that one. Look at the red. Hey, isn't the earth an amazing thing?

It's crazy. That a two weeks ago was green and now it's bright red. Can you believe it? Are you guys looking in the back seat? You can't get these types of colors in LA, can you? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Yeah, get him before get him before it rains raking wet leaves as way worse than doing dry ones. I wonder if they're selling cider. Should we get a pumpkin? No, it's too early. It's never too early for a pumpkin.

It'll rot. We'll get another. Let's pull over and get a photo of the colors. There's a lot of that jargon throwing. It's just it's every year. It's just every year. It's the same thing. And you know, or maybe you stop somewhere, you know, and you're looking around. You got to say stuff like, well, this doesn't suck.

Yeah. Yeah. That's one of your phrases. That's good. Yeah. This doesn't suck. Or it's, it's in full cornucopia. And you're like, whoa, my gosh, did a crann crap on the trees?

What's going on? You know, it kind of looks like it looks like you had a... You know, the fall trees are God's canvas. God's, oh yeah, God's canvas, that's it. Mm-hmm. Yeah, so every year, you do the same stuff, but everyone says it. Yeah, it's like...

You going up to Dorr County to look at the colors with old grandma? I wonder if I am. That's actually, that's a good question I would like to. I'm doing a show up there and not too long. By the way, Charlie Barons tickets, CharlieBarrons.com, just click on the tour section, ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to Vegas. I'm going to door county. I'm going all around Redding, Pennsylvania, anything you want to plug? Well, I'm plug in here. No, this is your show.

Oh, okay. All right, Miles. Well, anyways, so I was just thinking about the colors. Not. It's a, we're in full color season. And it's one of those things like I said, you don't get a lot of places in the US. Well, about half of the US, as well. Yeah. Do you like fall about what's your favorite season?

I think we're in it. The late summer early fall. Yeah. Like as soon as it gets to be like 55 60 out all the time. Yeah. That is like the couple weeks that is like that. That's the best time. Yeah. I would say it was it's more of an autumn. Yeah, autumn early fall. Yeah, but fall in general. Yeah, I mean, it's got football. It's got crisp air. It's got colorful leaves. It's got hunting. Yeah, you're a big sweatshirt in short sky natural. Yeah, I feel like you and your natural habitat will be wearing that. Mm-hmm. So. Yeah. Well, that's good.

It's good that we know each other a little bit better now. We got off on the bad foot, but now we're back on the right foot. Back on the right foot. Back. Do you know I wasn't really angry at you? I feel like you thought I was really angry at you. Well, so I think it sounded like you were doing a bit that you were angry at you. I feel like you thought I was really angry. Well, so I think it sounded like you were, you were doing a bit that you were angry at me, but I kind of sensed that there was layers though. No, dude, I think it was a little

bit like you were mad at me. No, I'm just a good actor. And here's, here's the other thing I noticed when I was listening back to our podcast. And if you're just catching up at the tail end of the last podcast, Miles was making a joke. Make him go listen to it. Oh, yeah, go listen to it. I just wanted to plug my tour again. Anyway, which I just did Charlie Bansack have to but anyways, the other thing I didn't mention because there's a listening back to some of our real podcasts is sometimes I come across as angry, I think, or angry Earth that I actually am. You know, I kind of like angry barons, you know? No, you do like that.

I like edgy barons. Edgy barons. I'm not edging barons, edgy barons. Yeah. Don't knock it till you've tried it, Miles. Hey, okay. There's edgy bar bearings for us again. I'll add just like that if we're talking about edge and we're friends. So folks, that's about it for this intro. Yeah, I think I think

we've milked that typical. Yeah, we're being honest. So let's take some callers. Hello, welcome to the Belly to podcast who we talking to. Hey, Miles, this is Brandon from Austin. Brandon from Austin, you said? Yes. Brandon from Austin, what's going on today? Well, it's a hot day. I'm never expecting the heated Texas to wait for from where it currently is. So hoping hoping for cooling days, but I do have a question for Charlie if he's there for a

second. Yeah, I'm right here. What led up to the bar with us Brandon from Austin. Oh, yeah, thank you. I don't have a beer on me, but I got my coffee. But Charlie, I was I was curious. I don't see an Austin tour in your calendar. Are you coming to the area? Well, thanks for bringing my tour up again, Brandon. As a matter of fact, I am going to do a three city running, Texas. I believe we're doing Dallas, Austin, and Houston. Those dates have not been finalized. They'll be in 2024.

But if you just go to CharlieBarrans.com and check the tour section, and I would say a two every couple weeks, we'll be populating that with more dates, and we'll be coming to your city sometime soon. So if you don't see me there, just send me a message or call into the belly to podcast. And yeah, we'll come over and play a show near you.

Oh, well, very good. I appreciate that. I'll keep my eye out. I do have a person question for you. Yes. One of my favorite things, and I know, I think I've just adopted that as a favorite thing is I say what whenever someone asks me a question But part of that is because I don't actually hear my right ear what And

Now at the end of October I'm getting a bone anchored implant put in to allow me to hear But how do I how do I still get the enjoyment of the saying what I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to and so they're going to cut the I'm like here and put one in and I'll have a outside magnetic processor that goes on The technology is really neat technology's neat and the marketing is amazing Like I got I got one of them bone anchored ears, you know, like that sounds like the The most I think badass ear implant you could get. I got a bone anchor. I think just talking about this is given Charlie a bone anchor.

I mean, you know, try anchoring this bone. I tell you that. Oh, that got weird quick. I didn't mean to say it like that. But no, so I think you can keep playing the game now. Can they see those implants? Can people physically see that? They can't see the implant, but they'll be able to see the outside processor. It'll stick out, you know, four or five millimeters outside of my head. And there's different colors. I'm going to try to match it with my hair the best is possible so they don't see it.

Got it. Well, then that could be a good move. Grow your hair out nice and long. And then just continue to say what and act like you can't hear anyone. Yeah, I think that's it. Never let them know what you just told us. And that way you always have plausible deniability. And then you can start hearing of people have been talking smack about you and you're not so good here. So, so then if they're talking smack about me, how do I how do I approach them on that end? I don't want to give up my feet. You, it just, okay, I got it. Okay. So, like an old man would do, I would act like the stuff that you don't want to hear here. Don't want to hear.

Good fun. Yeah, put that in your hour. Yeah, I will. The stuff that you don't want to hear, do the, this bone anchor thing just never works. I get it's giving me, I'm getting a lot of freaky. I didn't know what you said. Sorry about that. But then when they say stuff that you don't like, you can just be like, well, it's working. And I heard what you said. Yeah. I think I think, oh, the damn technology doesn't work. Charlie. I tell you what I just heard is a big old truck going by here. I think though that you just never tell them. You always let you just gather information, plot behind the scenes.

People how long have you been without hearing in that ear? It's been a total loss for about nine months, but it's been people declining the past five years. Oh, geez. Was this an injury related or? Yeah, it was kind of a unique disease that grew in there that no one ever caught until I saw a specialist.

Well, I'm sorry about that, but it sounds like you're getting something to help out. That's good. Yeah, and I like that you're finding the silver lining here and losing your hearing is you can you can pick up on the things that people are putting down, you know, and the more you keep it a secret, the more you can, you know, you keep that card close to your chest. It's like playing poker. You don't tell anyone. Well, I'm speaking of silver lining in the last five years, Charlie. He saved a lot of money on headphones, who's the only needs to buy one of them. That's true.

Yeah, you get 50% discount on all your headphones. I mean, that's actually great. Think about all the people that lost AirPods. Yeah. You know, lost one of their AirPods, they don't know what to do. You should start a business for people who only got, only need one thing and then start selling those single pods, you know, or I just broke my headphones, the left headphone popped off. Not good for me. Good for you. I think you I think we gave you a little side

biz here. Yeah, I think that's pretty good. Is there a certain hairstyle like you've lost with it? I'm thinking you're going to want to go like under-taker style, the long hair and like it always looks like it's wet. Yeah, it's a good long shampoo. But no shampoo, lots of gel. Okay, okay. No shampoo, lots of gel. Yeah. Now kind of a unique thing with I'm going to be a guy to play into that a bit more. I think so. Yeah. If you ask you a question that you know the answer to pretend like you don't say, hang on, let me just download that quick. Okay.

So what you're going to want to do or I say like, does not compute something like that? Yeah, that's funny. Yeah, go full sideboard with it. I like that. So question, are you able to, is it like, can you hook it up to your Bluetooth on your phone? Like will it act as a headphone? Where, because I know some hearing aids are Bluetooth

like controlled where they can turn them up and down with your phone. Yeah, is that why? Is that why? Yeah, that's why. Yeah, it'll be fully connected to my phone via Bluetooth. I have an iPhone. I hear that easiest one to do. Hey, here, Android, have a bit more issue. That's it. So you're going to be able to use the new hearing assisted bone anchored technology that you're going to be able to use the new hearing assisted bone anchor technology that you're going to acquire. But then you also always have the excuse that you're listening to the bellyup podcast and your one ear and that's why you couldn't hear them.

Or you can be like, sorry, I was just, I had radio playing in my head. You know, sometimes you got a speaker and it picks up the radio on the radio waves. Yeah, that's what I was like that head. It's your head. Yeah. Oh, that's where the name radio had came from. Didn't know that. So I think it's good.

I mean, my grandpa has Bluetooth hearing aids and he just doesn't turn them on. So you could just be very selective on when you turn this thing on. You know, when we have family get together, is my aunts are very loud human beings. And so whenever they come over, he just turn those suckers all the way down otherwise it would just,

he would lose his hearing again if he left them on. You got a real advantage in life with those things. It's just, you know, you got to remote control for your own nagging. You bring a new definition to the phrase selective hearing. Yep. You quite literally can have selective hearing. That sounds like a gift. Yeah, I I think it comes with a microphone. I can place somewhere if I'm in a large group setting to you better

And so maybe I just accidentally leave it in a room while the next meeting is going on That is diabolical you like James Bond Yeah, that sounds I like that What you could do is get one of those Clear chords that are like spiraled that go down into your shirt and people will think you're some sort of security at all times I won't mess with you. That's true There we go. Yeah, yeah, And then just start talking into your sleeve. You know, just randomly at a party, just pull your sleeve up and talk into it, say some random stuff to

really keep people on their toes. I see. Now, I have one more question that's outside of that. And Miles, first of all, if I'm wrong, I've listened for a while. And I think I picked out that you played football in college. Oh, yeah. You know, listen for a while. You only need to listen to every episode that know that my last episode, not me football in college. D2, no big deal. I also have a question. I want to know what's the deal between grass and grass and turf? Is it a big contention in the NFL? I'm a Packer fan, Packer's owner here. Me too. I was a bit sad when Aaron went down.

And a lot of people, David Boktiari, that kind of mentioned it was because of. Boktiari, that kind of mentioned those because of... Boktiari's been pushing that. Yeah, did you notice? Well, so here's the thing. When you're on a level that I was on,

you're not necessarily generating enough force to the ground to really know what the limits are of the grass and turf. So personal experience, didn't notice it that much, but also I don't run very fast. It's like, if you get into a car accident at going 20 miles an hour versus 80,

the result's gonna be way different. So I was only getting in fender benders when I was playing football, But I can see the argument that grass is better for you. Now, the one thing is the old, old like astro turf that was literally just carpet. Yeah. I actually did get injured in the Fargo, Dome and Fargo.

The it's basically just like foam with a little bit of like astro turf on the top and then it was concrete underneath Uh hurt my PCL cuz I landed on it and because it's just concrete underneath it just ruined it. What is PCL mean? It is your posterior crucial limit our ligament or something. Where is it? So basically it keeps your knee from going backwards. Oh Landed straight on my knee and push my knee backwards. Oh, sure. I didn't tear it, but I stretched it. So now actually my like, you can feel my knee. It like this bone right here sits further back.

This bone right here sits further. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Shoot. I think I got that in my knee. I don't think you can feel no. How about this? Oh, yeah, one shoot. I think I got that in my knee. I don't think you can feel no about this. Oh, fuck. I just hit my knee. Feel this one. Feel this one. This is fun. I have it. No, you're good. My I got good knees. Yeah. Can you touch my knees? I'm glad that they have done away with that. Yeah. But I can I can get on board with the grass over turf. I see I see how it would be. What about you? What do you think you think it's a bunch of I can get on board with the grass over turf. I see how it would be. What about you?

What do you think? You think it's a bunch of coup plower? You think it's real? Well, being a factor fan, I tend to listen to my players as a factor fan and owner, actually. I'm an owner, too. David comes out. Well, you own a piece of paper.

We don't actually shut up miles. We are owners. We get to go to a meeting once a year at Lambo. We are important. That's right. We have a voting stay on the board. We absolutely do. That's enough. That is enough. Yeah. So I'm going to look at my paper while I'm talking to you, Miles. Okay. That's all you can do with it. It can't sell it. So all you can do is look at it. No, you can frame it. You know, hang it up.

Yeah. Mine, tongue. Yeah, I've got it framed and hung right here behind me. And it's the strike fear in my enemies when I'm on. Oh, yeah. That's a quick power move right there. Don't give me a paper cut. No.

You know what, Miles? You do not know the power that we hold and we are okay with that. Continue to underestimate us, pack our owners. See how far that gets you in life. But I'm with you. I trust, I trust my guys. If Bokti Ari says it's a big issue, it's a big issue. And we must act accordingly.

Yeah, it just sounds like Elton Jenkins is down now. I know Charlie, you've interviewed him on the Christchurch before. Yeah, Christchurch. Find it anywhere you get your pie. I don't know if you, I don't know if you've heard from Elton, but has he said anything on the topic to you? Well, no. And they played? No, he hasn't. You know, they all keep it pretty tight. They're not definitely not going to give me a hot scoop.

That's for sure. That's not where they're going. I'm not the bar stool or whatever of Milwaukee. But if I do hear from him, you're the first guy I'm going to let you know I'll call you on your good ear, okay? Well, yeah, once it's bone anchored, you can call me through my bone anchored. Yeah, that's awesome.

That's so cool. Yeah, I'm going to bone anchor my friend right now. See what he's up to. You know what? Well, thank you for calling in. Oh, go ahead. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Sorry. We're still in the Midwest goodbye. I just slept my knees. Oh, no, no. You stay for another. I didn't know. I thought you were done. I was giving you the option.

But when Miles was talking about how his something in his knee is backed up, it sounds like that's pretty bone anchor too. Are we connected in that way, my? No, I need a bone anchor because it's a little Lucy Goosey in there right now. It is not anchored down at all. My bone is not anchored. So you get miles of good bone anchor. Let's see if we can get a two for one deal. Get a coupon.

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All right. Thank you. All right. Thank you, Charlie. I appreciate it. Appreciate you. Hey, owner to owner. Keep that bone anchored, all right?

We'll do it. Thank you, Charlie. Bye, bye. Good guy. Good fellow. Have you liked every episode? We got to talk about the packer ownership. Stop. You know, Miles, maybe for your birthday this year, what days your birthday again? March 22nd.

I feel like you've told me that a few different times. I don't remember your birthday either April 27th. You got it. Big, big, big one. Guys are better friend than the other. I didn't want to say it, but that's true. and the one and and and and

and and have it folks. Just here, Chit Chatton with Packer owner to pack our owner here on the Belly Up podcast and sticking on our collar. Let's do it. Welcome to the Belly Up podcast. Welcome to the Belly Up podcast, who we got on the line. I'm sorry, wasn't expecting us answer right now. I'm Jacob. Hi, Jacob.

Where are you calling him from Jacob? Orange County, California. Orange County. So. All right. Motorcycle guy. I bet he. Do you own a motorcycle? Jacob. I do not, but I'm looking in the market. You know, hide it from my mom or else she'll kill me. Yeah.

You're going to want to Orange County chopper. You got to hide it from the old mom. Belly on up to the bar with those Jacob Telly. Yeah. What's on your mind over there in the OC? So recently, I want to say middle-age, so I met this lovely lady. Ooh.

Had a concert. Had a concert. What? I've been chirping it up the third. What concert? What was it? It was a revolution. Reggae.

Well, reggae. So. You talking about California thing, everybody? Are you talking about of a revolution? OAR? No. Oh, OK. No, no, no, revolution.

Revolution. Right. Every time I love one of the best bands of all time, but rebel, oh, revolution, gotcha. On a different call we can talk about your love for OAR. Well, like you have a patch on your backpack in eighth grade. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, that was an awesome way. I'm saying that was an awesome way. Okay. Continue on.

So, uh, it was, that was about a week before my 25th birthday. I met this woman, um, got her a Snapchat, which, and she was an older woman, but, you know, didn't really think about it. I'm like, hey, cute. Why not? Got her Snapchat. We've been talking. We went on a date and all, what was the issue? She is

she is 40 years old. Oh, that way. Okay. All right. You have an opportunity to be an insta dad. Insta dad. Look at that. Yeah. Yeah. I was a few. I was a few being a father of two. I was a few I was a few being a father of two. You know, I haven't met them yet and I'm I'm not looking forward to that moment. Yeah, I don't tell her that. Yeah, I for the better though that after. I'm a little bit we're good. We're good. Yeah, that'd be a red flag. Not a podcast girl, but I think we're okay. All right. So you're dating an older woman. I like this. What do you like about her? Yeah. My son, Shallow, but she got some,

she's a trusty woman. Yep, you're right. That's so shallow. But you're asked. The thing is, I, I was gonna say, I knew he was gonna say, there was a pause there. And you could tell in his mind he was like, should I just go right for the physical features or should I go for the deeper ones?

But he didn't meet her at a reggae concert. So there probably was a lot of music. He probably would they probably have an ad deep conversation. They weren't exact. They were probably just doing some dry dental dance club work and on the dance floor. So, um, there was some devil blood, I think, boss, wrong. Yeah. All right. Devils, let us in. True. All right. So we're off to a good start. You don't want

to meet her kids and you like her because she's Chasty. This is going good. So far. Yeah. You better hope she doesn't listen to this podcast. I really hope not. What's her name? Yeah, that's what I'm going to go.

I'm going to just call her D. D what? Double D or just I think all miles, we couldn't just, we couldn't just let that one sit out there. Could we triple D? What? Double D would be under estimating here. Oh, thank you. Man, we appreciate that.

We just got some shots of Tipeek cow here at the at the bar. But yes, continue my angle. Let's have you attempt to redeem yourself. What else do you like about her? Yeah. Wow. She's really chill as in, I don't have to text her back every minute every day.

That's the advantage of dating. I want an older woman. Yeah, you know, I have dated girls my age, or you know, a year younger than me and always get it in trouble with that one. I'm not the best texture to say. She's fun to hang out with. I know that sound like a question.

I meant it. Why, what do you guys do when you hang out? Make it things Okay, we've given you every opportunity, you know, there's this game an improv called next choice the rest of this Interview next choice you've got your first one next choice all right, so what else do you like doing aside for what do you like? Well, maybe he does. Well, let's first ask him what is the question he was gonna ask? Yeah, everything sounds good so far from what you're saying.

Sounds like you guys have a lot of chemistry. I don't know why. So it's like she could teach you chemistry. Yeah, exactly. Probably can. I failed back in high school. So, but no, she, I'm not trying to fill the role of stepdad. Well, um, center this podcast, center this podcast.

That'll end that. Is she even asking for that? Do you even think that she wants that? How many dates have you guys been on? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that. Is she even asking for that? Do you even think that she wants that? How many dates have you guys been on? We've been on to, but she. From my opinion, she hops

into things a little. Deeper faster than I really like you. And then like, she loves giving compliments, which I'm just not used to in general. Yeah, it doesn't happen that often with guys. You know, what kind of compliments? It's very odd. A personality compliment. Oh, thank God. I swear to God, you're going to say that she loves complimenting my hammer. I was going to be like, my God, my guy. You just better be a carpenter. So she gives you a lot of compliment.

I mean, she has, but not that. Yeah. Yeah, she gives me a lot of cobblins, but. Yeah, I've been waiting for that one. That one seems to be absent. I don't know. Yeah. She gets really quiet when you mention that part.

That's what you're like. Yeah, that's what you're like. The way she delivers things, it's very... I want to be serious without necessarily saying that. Well, I mean, you're dating a 40-year-old woman. She knows what she wants. She's not gonna beat around the bush. But that's very true.

And also, I mean, she's getting old, man. She can't wait around for you to, she can't just be going only to reggae concerts with you and not taking care of her kids. Right. Oh, no, totally. That's also the nice part. I don't have to hear every weekend

because she has a kid's every other weekend. So I get my three times. If you had to give her three compliments outside of physical features for her, what would you say? How would you compliment her? Well, first of all, she's got a great sense of humor. You know, I can kind of not roaster, but dig into her a little and she delivers it right back.

Like that? Like that. Yeah, that's what I'm fun. She's very polite to waiters. That's a big, very outgoing, very outgoing. That is very outgoing in general. Well, let's not.

That is one of the best tells of a human being is how they treat waiters, waitresses, bartenders. I agree. 100%. So that's a good sign. Yep. And she's complimentary to you and, and you are now complimentary to her.

Now you haven't told us yet, but is she married? No, not this one. Not this one. Is this a pattern for you? Are you? This seems like he's got a certain type of videos he likes to watch, you know? His search history is pretty all a little bit step mom is. Did what? Yeah. Yeah. When you went home for the first time time was she stuck in the dryer? No, they have community dryers, so it would have been really awkward there. Yeah, a different part of the internet for that.

The part of the building, so yeah, that gets a little nasty in there, in two different ways. Yeah, so, no, I mean, I have been with a Um, yeah, so no, um, I have been with a Mary, I found out later she was married after the fact. And then did you still stay with this one? No, this is

like a one she picked me up at the bar and paid my time. There's a whole different thing. Okay. Before we move on to that, the first thing comes her mind, the married Gal that you're with. What'd you like about her? Well, I was drunken and she had boobs.

We see the we have found his kryptonite. It doesn't take much, but it is there. So could you see yourself getting serious with this mother of two? No, purely because she doesn't want any more kids and I don't have any of my own at the moment and I do. Yeah. Um, so I stepped down the great null, but that's my dilemma. I get it. So I think that that's your route. I think that as long as she'll want to keep having fun with you, you'll see that when you just keep refusing to meet her kids. That's the move.

Just say, I don't think you'd say no. Just like I don't think it's time. I don't think that that seems right. Whatever. And eventually, she'll either realize what's going on and it'll work its course or maybe that would be you just. So keep your side piece until she's ready to dump you. That's what I'm kind of hoping she keeps me as. I'm happy being the fun love inside peace.

But after that, you know, it's that's a lot of commitment and I don't want to screw up somebody else's kids. Well, I mean, I think you keep just keep strong there. And at the end of the day, she brought a 25 year old home from a reggae concert. What did she expect? You know, she know what she was getting into. Yeah. And on your end, I would just have fun with it. There's going to be another older, bustier woman out there for you to experiment with. Yeah. And have fun. Wow. And honestly,

and she and honestly, I would see what you can learn from her while you're hanging out with her. You know, she's going to have a lot of tips, life experience, a lot of tips and tricks. She can share with you that comes with being 40 years old. A lot of life experience. Now, does she know more than I was ready for? Yeah, she's been to a few reg A concerts, if you know what I mean. So, and she knows basically that you're just kind of a, a hoe, right?

I mean, yeah, a little bit of, it's been talked about, but not directly just more mentioned here and there. Uh-huh. Like I'm not seeing anyone else at the same time. I don't like juggling girls that get stupid using. Did you say? I'm about to be a part of that. I think he put it now in there. Juggly.

Well, I think you know, she has a little. She has kids. She doesn't want to have more kids. So you're not wasting her time really. Um, and uh, you're 25 and you. So she's not wasting your time. So as long as it's Mutually beneficial. I say God bless. I say God bless. Yeah, I already told her she's not meeting my parents. Well, then she knows. Well, then they may you may find out that they graduated the same year and that whole thing. I don't want to. My parents are 10 years older than her, so that she got tripped out when that was mentioned. Well, yeah, that would do you guys you guys have been. Um, yeah, then all of a sudden they're going to be like talking about like, Hey, remember when watergate happened and it's like, then you're going to be out of the loop. So I think it's a good move, not to you guys have been on two dates after all.

Yeah. You know, you're, you're fine. You're in the safe zone right now. It will run into making sure I'm not. It will run towards the end. You'll find another Gallaudet or a concert I think is what's going to happen. Yeah, I think you've been pretty up front and honest with it. You know, you told her you should not be in your

parents. You know, you could probably be more up front and honest and, you know, but yeah, well, you've only been on two dates. I don't know how much you're really talking to each other. Uh, she talked to me and I just kind of sit there. Well, it's kind of tough when you got a car on a rotary phone. So you know, she just talks about her life and I just sit there and be like, can't wait to see your boobs later. Wow. You know what? She just talks about her life and I just sit there and be like, can't wait to see your boobs later. Wow. You know what?

You know what? It's been pretty great. I have a feeling this is not going to last very long. Yeah. Well, we have found our dirty skull. Dirty. Dirty. Dirty. It's called our horneous collar. Yeah. You would have loved the last call we had. We talked about bone anchoring.

What is that? Yeah, Google it. Yeah. All right. And the Jews are just straight up Google. No, yeah, give it a Google. Yeah, you'll be fine. Yeah. All right. All right. Well, man, good luck on your journey. Yeah. Just be open and honest with her about how you're

in it for the knockers and then everything else will fall in the way. I would say knock it and try it. And then you're probably going to want to go to another Rage A concert. Yeah. All right. That sounds like a plan. All right, my guy. Thanks for calling in here.

Thank you guys. Have a good one. All right, you too. Watch for. Dear. It's going to say some about. Yeah. Oh, nice. Thank you. and the two watch for the

the the the the the the the and he's sounded like a chat anyways

Jacob horny Jacob thank you for calling in my guy you know she's she's got a no dude she has she's got a no any guy you're taking home from a reggae concert. It's not going to end well. You know, I mean, if a dude like that 25 year old, take him home from a reggae concert, take him home from any concert. You know, you kind of got to, you know, all right. For taking another caller. Charlie, the leaves are beginning to change. They are changing, but you know what never changes our friendship

That you know what else never changes what's that the beautiful taste of tippy cow. Oh, it's delicious, isn't it? I mean no matter what At some point you and I need to go rent a cabin in the woods Where you going with this files? Strip down? Wow. The technology still with you. Oh, the technology, okay, I'm plug. Okay. Oh, whoa, one plug from where? And plug into nature on a porch somewhere. You know, you and me stripping down, talking about plugs this much, I I agree with you, Miles. And what I was getting to is that we pour up a nice glass of tippy cow. And we sit on the porch on a rocker. And we just look at the colors.

Ah, and then we say, Oh, would you look at the colors? This doesn't suck. Oh, looks like guy. Know what I am going to suck down some tippy cow right now. I have me too. All right, guys. Stiff it on back with tippy cow. All colors. So welcome to the bellied up.

Hello podcast. Hello. Hello. Who is this? Hello. I'm my name is Joe. Hi, Joe. Where are you calling in from?

Currently I'm at Purdue University in Indiana Purdue Indiana. Joe. Uh, boiler maker, boiler nights. Yeah, boiler maker. All the way, boiler makers. Good call. Good call. Testing my college knowledge. It's a tough job, boiler making. Yeah. All right, boiler maker, Joe, what's going on today? Ellie, I'm up to the bar, Joe.

Well, so here's the thing is, um, I'm a senior. So I'm graduating this year, not to brag. Not to brag, right? Well, I, I'm not done yet. I can still mess it up. That's true. I almost did that. Did you? Yeah, I failed. I failed a required class in my last semester and I didn't graduate and then I had to summer school do a online class the next semester to get my degree. Wow. Yeah, we could do that. It makes a lot of sense I'm not going to be a big guy. I'm not going to be a big guy.

I'm not going to be a big guy. I'm not going to be a big guy. I'm not going to be a big guy. I'm not going to be a big guy. I'm not going to be a big guy. I'm not going to be a big guy. I'm not going to be a big guy. I'm not going to be a big guy.

I'm not going to be a big guy. I'm not going to be a big guy. I'm not going to be a big guy. Yeah. Well, so you know after people graduate, is they go on these all big trips so we're like, we're going to Europe and we're going to go explore. I do not have the funding for that. I hear you. So, I was wondering if you guys had any low budget suggestions of things to do before I become a real adult.

Oh my God, do we? Yeah, go. Number one, I think you could probably get a job. Oh, wow. Wow. We got we got bud coming in hard here. Yeah. I love that.

Okay. I'm in school be a teacher. So get the job ain't going to help me. Yeah. Oh, you're in school. You're in school school be a teacher so get the job ain't gonna help me. Yeah. Oh, you're in school. You're in school to be a teacher. So you're looking at a whole, we're not just giving you ideas for when you graduate, kind of for the rest of your professional life.

Yeah, I mean, you went to Purdue and that doesn't sound cheap. No, you're gonna be paying that off on a teacher salary, tell your, tell your retire. Yes, here I say. Yeah, seriously. Well, I thought I'd say it. I'm from Wisconsin. Oh my God. You're just a half seed bill. Yeah, fella.

So if you're a, you want to maybe try crypto, get quick, get rich quick. It might be, might be a move. I think that scheme is passed. Try to try the game. Stop. He lost. I lost. I lost. I lost hard, man.

Don't take my investment in vice. What were you going to say, Charlie? I mean, I was going to say go to the Wisconsin Dells. You know, I don't even know if I can do that anymore. No, no, you can because here's what you do. You just take your car and you sleep in your car. And then you shower in a hotel pool. Exactly.

Are they really used to do or they got the water parks there? I have heard Charlie speak about that one before you can afford one ticket to know is our water park. That'll be your shower for the day and you'll have so much fun over there. All right. Just so many water slides. Okay. So yeah, are you what?

Give us all three things that you like doing. What now? Dude, what? Kevin, did we stutter? What the hell? What do you think of the bone? You know what? Miles, we talked over each other.

I know. It's our fault. All right. Let's start. Just slide on a question here. Okay. Go ahead. What Joe, do you like to do now? And then we'll give you suggestions from there. Just give us three things you like to do. Okay. Well, so I'm an agoncologist. Students are like working with animals. I like doing all the fairs. That kind of stuff. Nice. I'm a big friend of biking and running and skiing, especially skiing. That third thing I like doing, drinking. Cool. That gives us a lot to work with. So you can become a farmer, you can work the ski slopes and you can drink while you do both of those. Miles is still hell bent on you getting a job and not having any fun.

Well, well, well, now they're miles. I can drink while being a teacher too. That's true. And he's not going to iron out any of these jobs. What's in that Diet Coke can, you know? So I think, um, what can you like mountain biking? I do enjoy mountain mountain biking. You're gonna want to go to Fort Collins.

You're gonna want to go to Duke Dad's house. He'll take you mountain biking for free. He sure take you mountain biking. He'll let you stay at his house. He'll take you mountain biking for free. And he'll probably give you some money to get back home too. He will. In fact, he'll buy give you some money to get back home too. He will. In fact, he'll buy you a cow. Yeah.

He does all that. There's some great mountain biking trails. Are you going back to Wisconsin? Because the John Muir trails in Wisconsin are phenomenal. Those mountain biking trails in a forrialesies thing. And you can talk. I got two issues with that, Charlie. Why? It's one, I don't think I'm gonna go back to Wisconsin. And two, I'm visually impaired,

so I'm not good at mountain biking. I just like doing it. Well, you're waiting till now to tell us that. That is very important, you tell. When it, you will ski blind visually. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. How? He's got a really long stick.

You can't see what you're doing. He's got a really long stick. That could be. How do you ski, when now, how blind are you? I have a cane, but I don't necessarily need to use it. But I'm also very good at running into things still. No, no, Miles is making a joke here about the cane, um, which I think he should get canceled for ladies and gentlemen, but do you do you ski with some sort of a cane situation like that? Like how do you do that? Serious question.

I do not. I ski with people and they act as a guide for me to follow them down. Okay, so you say crash, I'm crashing too, basically. Got it. But you can see okay. Yeah, yeah. Generally, just not great.

Okay, how far in like how much how many feet of vision do you truly have? Also, that's the issue. I have no depth perception. So I can't tell how far away things are. Oh, that is interesting. And that's where mountain be biking becomes an issue because if there's a tree in front of me. Yeah, I don't know how long I have to like hit it. Well, I'm going to tell you this.

You're going to want to go mountain biking in Fargo, North Dakota. That's going to be your safest route. There's not a lot of trees. And it's pretty flat. So your depth perception on the how steep the hill is is going to be pretty good for you. I'd say she's not not bad idea right there. And it's pretty cheap.

They pay people to fly there this time of year. You just need to go like seven connections. I had an interesting time flying. I'll go the last time. Miles had a hard time flying in the Milwaukee today. I did. So you ever do water skiing? I have I've water skiing one. Yeah, I mean, that seems more manageable than downhill skiing. Yeah,

the visual impairment. Right. The boat will guide you. Yeah, you just hold on the rope. Yeah. Yeah. That could be cool. Okay, another follow up question on some of these activities, we're totally in our getting a little ambitious, I think. What is the budget that we are working for on this sabbatical from getting a job that you're talking about? I'm not. Um. Well, I just give you the stipulation of the cheaper the better. The cheaper the better. Come on, give us a give us a range of something

200 bucks, a thousand dollars. What are we talking? 20 bucks? Let's say in in between 200 and maybe a thousand. Okay, you could go do a lot of stuff for a thousand bucks. Yeah. Yeah. Drive, don't fly. Oh, go to the sand dunes on Lake Michigan. They're not too far right there. They're already done that. Yeah. Oh, right there. They're already done that. Yeah. Oh, go to, um, dang. There's more smart, though. There's no trees in the city. And if he falls, it's a nice soft bed. Yeah.

You like fishing? Not particularly. I like eating fish. How many times have you gone fishing? Not particularly I like eating fish. How many times have you gone fishing? What if you actually okay enough to know Enough to know okay. Yeah enough to know I I mean honestly I just can't get the thought of my head that it's gonna be when you do become a teacher When you finally come to your senses and do get a job, it's going to be kind of fun to be the student in the back of the class and in your class

because you're going to screw it off, not a lot of getting in trouble. Yeah, you can start writing some jokes for your kids, because I think you you address that off the top and then you know you can hammer them home when they try to take advantage of the depth perception situation. Well yeah I mean kids always have fun in my class. I want to teach agriculture so we do lots of moving around. Oh we forgot about the animal situation. That's good. So you got to do a tour de state fairs. Yeah.

Ron, there we go. I think you go in order. I think you go Wisconsin as the best state fair. Followed by a tie between Minnesota and Iowa. And then we'll go with Michigan after that. fall by it's a tie between Minnesota and Iowa. And then we'll go with Michigan after that. That's what that's the roundabout I do. What state has the butter?

All right. Is that Minnesota? What state has what? The butter sculptures. Is that Minnesota? Yeah. Did you see the big, there was a big full made out of butter? They're not fully made out of butter.

It makes sense. Joe, did you know that that the butter sculptures in Minnesota aren't fully made out of butter? I did know that they're lying to us. Ah, it's terrible. Joe, have we helped you at all in this conversation or no? Um, sort of kind of, that's a. God. I do you like the best. Yeah. Are we on the right track with any of this? I enjoy the safe air idea. That's that's appealing. There we go. You ever write horses Joe? Um, not in a very long time. I have ridden horses before. Did you like it? I did enjoy it. Yeah. Oh, well, get yourself, get yourself on horseback.

You're in Indiana, you know, you guys got colts around there. I'm sure. Find yourself a nice colt and start riding that sucker. Joe, just hung up. You were asking about very different colts there. I'm just messing with you, Joe. I'm Indianapolis Colts.

You're in Indiana. I was terrible joke. It was a stretch from the get go.. I'm Indianapolis Colts. You're an Indiana. I was terrible joke. It was a stretch from the get go. But I think courses could be fine. I don't really want to ride an Indianapolis Colts. That's not mine. I know. I just figured they'd have extra Colts around.

OK. Bang. Well, we're really striking up on nothing for you. What else? What else? So what is the deal with? Well, we're really striking up on nothing for you. What else? What else? So what is the deal with like after college? Is it like you have to go and do something funsy or what?

I'm a little lost on the after college, you not getting a job. Well, that's just what all my friends do is that after college, before they become real adults, they go off on a trip to celebrate being done with all their school. Yeah. Right. Right. Yeah. So well, my first question is is if your friends skied into a tree, would you? Miles has gone. Absolutely. Miles.

All right. One of them. I would be in that tree too. That makes sense. Miles is really channeling his father on this. I like it. All right. What about a rodeo?

I think no, I think you know what? Stay fair. That sounds fun. All right. Go to the state fair. Maybe try rodeo too. Try bull riding. You could be.

I'm trying mutton bust into that count. There you go. Do it as an adult though. Well, we through some ideas here. I actually tried a mutton. You tried a mutton bust in the summer's The adult mutton bus in the summer is a Dull, but they wouldn't let me. Yeah, they'll run into that. You know, yeah, yeah, I'll be careful with that though with the visual impairment. You think you're getting on a sheep and you end up on a ball. That could be not so good for you.

I think I'm going to end up on a ball. I could be not so good for you. Hey, mild there. I'm blind. Not stupid. All right. You're going to be a good teacher. I can tell. Yeah.

I was just the shit student. You're the teacher and you just own me. Yeah. You handled them well. You've owned them. Well, thank you for calling in. And we hope we gave you some advice. You know, I turned most of it down, which, which is fine.

It's, but he's going to go to state fairs trying to go this tour day state fairs. I like it. All right. Well, have fun out there. Make sure you watch out for a deer and trees and tree. Yep. Whatever.

And everything really. Yeah. Joe, you're a lot of fun, man. Thank you for calling in. Thanks for having me. All right, we see you soon now. All right, bye. Bye, bye. I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm going to say I'm. Well, I was supposed to be a bike mechanic. Yeah. But you ended up just working there. I mean, I, no, I fixed bikes just probably not very good. There were some bikes that would fix that.

I'd be like, that one's coming back. Yeah. Yeah. You didn't think you broke bikes. I, yeah. I, well, that bike looks pretty new. Let's have Charlie break it in for you. Yeah. and I get that labor going. Get those labor costs high. Well, Charlie, I think that's another belly up episode in the books. Did we do it?

Oh my gosh, we did it. Holy smokes it is another belly up episode in the books. Guys, this has been a wonderful, wonderful time sitting here with all of you. And miles. Cheers. Pleasure has been mine. We'll see you in the next one.

Real good. and miles. Cheers. Pleasure has been mine. We'll see you in the next one. Real good.