Bellied Up - Getting Romantic at The Wisconsin Dells #33

Episode Date: January 19, 2023

Presented By Fleet Farm Our First caller is wondering what she should build on her 60 acres, we then give tips to the next caller on where's the best place to get engaged, last caller of the day wants to know why people hate Nickelback.  Get yourself a "Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens" hat: https://ohhyoubetcha.com/collections/hats/products/ditch-chickens-hat?variant=40473040748653

Okay, Charlie welcome back, Billy, up to the bar another day, another beer here at the Billy, up podcast presented by Bar we love it. Yes, we do Miles, it's the middle of January and boy oh Chili willy out there chili willy out there. You know what happens this time of year out there. You know what happens this time of year? Snow day. Snow day. Sad. Oh, no, that's earlier. Snow day, baby. Snow day, baby. What's what? No, snow days were so magical growing up. They didn't happen often in Wisconsin. But when they did, you know, what we did, what'd you do, Charles? Snow mound, snow mound houses.

Yes. Scott in there. Yup. That we talk about. We talked about it on a different podcast. But yeah, we, uh, the snow plow would make a giant pile somewhere. You know, usually church parking lot, school parking lot. And then you go and you just grab a shovel and you start tunneling, start tunneling, baby.

It's like you're in World War two. Yeah. But you're a lot of warfare. You are figuring it out. And to be honest, the best thing in the world is you'd start on one end. Yeah. Your buddy'd start on the other and you got to start tunneling towards each other. And you got that final last like kick or punch the shovel.

And you would see the light coming through on the other end. You see your buddy's face. It's the best feeling in the world. other end. You see your buddy's face. It's the best feeling in the world. He's like, we did it. Yeah. Have you ever though started? Do you think you guys are lined up correctly? And then you end up just tunneling by yourself all the way through.

You just miss each other. Yeah. You just have two tunnels, two tunnels. And sometimes you mess with the structural integrity of the snow mount. So as an adult now, I'm thinking about that. There was no support. Like it was kind of dangerous that we were doing that. Yeah, I mean, you're a construction guy too, you know,

you should know. Oh, no, no, no, no. I am a concrete grunt guy, okay? Okay. I am not an engineer. Okay, well, that much I knew. So I don't know much about structural integrity other than... Is this Globe Baron? Looks like it could be.

Does it got any rebar in there? I'm gonna say, yes, that's good enough for who it's for. Now they got you putting so much goddamn rebar in these buildings. It's just unneeded. You have a floodplain and all this. It's like, I don't see any houses falling over from 10 years ago I'm just going to say that I think it's going to be a lot of things. I'm just going to say I'm rebar in these buildings. It's just unneeded.

Flood playing and all this. It's like. I don't see any houses falling over from 10 years ago when we didn't have to put this much rebar in there. What's going on? I like the rebar beach. I mean it's the inspectors and they make all these guys put double the rebar in every house possible and then we'll all make money. You know, they, they, if you want to make money, Charles, buy some rebar because these

engineers are just throwing more shit in that concrete than you ever need. Let's rebar more rebar. Yes. Put that on a shirt. Yeah, I'm sure the market for that shirt is big. The vent diagram of people looking to buy a shirt, no construction, and also gardening, you know? Yeah.

Well, we'll work on that. So what do you do as an adult when you get a snow day? What was the last snow day at OU Batcha? So the problem is, as an adult snow day is on as fun, because now what my situation at is if it's a snow day and no one comes into the office, that means we're not getting any work done. Ah, that's true.

You know, it's like, it's more fun when you're not the guy calling the shots, you know, it's like, I'd much rather have a regular day than a snow day. But let's just say, you know, we're all caught up. We're not behind on anything and it happens to be a Friday where the splizzard hits. Yep. And everyone, hey, you know what, snow day, everybody? You work from home today or maybe just throw your stretchy pants on and don't work at all today.

What I'm doing that day is probably watching a Netflix series the entire day. Are you? Yeah. What series? Um, and hopefully there's a new one out that I haven't watched yet. So I can watch a new one.

But otherwise we're gonna go narcos, narcos, mexico, peaky blinders, breaking bad. Piki Blinders breaking bad. See Westworld succession industry, all those things. I myself would probably watch. Sopranos is kind of my comfort series. You know, can we get, can you do your best Tony Soprano? Hey, Jay, what the fuck?

You were doing so good. You're I had the bridge. It's all about the breathing. You didn't think past the breathing though. Did you yourself? Hey, what the hell? And you know, no, yeah, you gotta get the accent. Hey, hey, hey, H, H.

I'm not gonna find it. I'm not gonna find, H. Find it. I need a drop in phrase, you know. Just a gobbagool. Where's the gobbagool? It's gobbagool. Christopher, Christopher, get the f-

Yeah, that's pretty much it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Got it. You get emotional, Tony. And then happy Tony. Yeah. Like happy Tony. Hey, yeah, where's the gobbagool? Yeah, yeah get emotional Tony and then happy Tony. Yeah, like happy Tony day. Yeah, where's the gap? A good. Yeah, we have terrible sopranos accents.

And speak for yourself. Okay. What do you do on a snow day, Charles? What do I do on a snow day? Cheese so pizza. Well, honestly, if there's a snow day, I will I will like a legit snow day. I'm gonna go ice fishing Okay, wow, is that too obvious? Well, that's like you're just going fishing. What do you that home? What are you doing on a snow day? Oh, I suppose I'm at home like really stuck inside it This is not good. Maybe I'll read a book. No, you aren't what are you actually doing? What was the last book you sat down and curled up by the fire and red? It's been a long time. No, so that was a lie. That was a straight-up lie. I'd probably be fudsen

I'd probably be out in the garage fudsen around Puts in around or fudsen around puttin or fudsen, you know, if it's a phrase usually I'm puttin But on snow day I'll be fudsen. You know what I actually I'm this exactly what I'm doing. I'm insulating my garage. That's what I'm doing With real insulation are you doing spray fall? No, I'm doing I'm putting real insulation Between the deals and putting up some drywall No, you're not yeah, I am I'm gonna make am'm going to make a nice garage for once in my life miles. I'm going to make a nice garage with drywall.

Or you know what I'm going to do. I got a bunch of this is exactly what I'm going to do. I got a bunch of old wood paneling, like kind of nice stuff. But it's very old. I'm going to take that and I'm going to put it in my garage. Like that's what's going to hold the insulation. I'm just going to lean it up against the wall. No, I'm going'm gonna put it in my garage. Like that's what's gonna hold the insulation. I'm gonna lean it up against the wall. I'm gonna drill it to the deal. No, you're not. Absolutely going to know anything about you. You're not doing any of that. That's like me saying

that I'm gonna put the house numbers up. Well, that's true. By the way, you should really put those up. You work it up. You guys have not seen a more pissed off Uber driver than I've ever met in my life. The you bet your radio guys. I know I've heard this story, but I'm at miles this house. I request in the Uber and Is soon as he rolls up again the car? He's like, why isn't this guy put his house numbers up? Why doesn't he do that? Busy. Yeah, he's like that's so rude. That's so rude. And I'm agon, I'm like, yeah, in the well self centered of them, the thing people should just find his house randomly, you know, we have GPS and there's is anyways. Give me a worked up about the house numbers.

He was about you and you. Yes, he was at your neighbor's house when I walked out. This is about you and to flake him down and about you lying about what you're really going to do on a snow day. I mean, what you're really going to do on a snow day. I mean, what am I really going to do on a snow day? You're not putting up sheet rock by yourself. Yeah. No harder to put sheet rock up by yourself. Well, I've done it.

It's not that hard doing it well. Another story altogether. Well, yeah, but no, you put it on the the freaking horses, you cut it, you know, and you, you know, freaking put it up and you prop it up against something, you get a couple good screws in and now you're cooking with gas. I mean, you're right, but you know, I'm right. Wow, you're not. My brother's currently doing this in his attic, actually. And have you helped him? I have. And my dad has, but he's got the slanted, he's got the slanted ceiling,

because he's redoing the attic to make it into a room. So you need help. I don't have slanted ceilings in my garage. So, you know, that's what I'm doing. You know what, don't tell me what I'm doing on my snow day in my life. I just know you. Yeah, okay, honestly, I'm probably not gonna do any of that. I'm probably gonna think around on my computer and be like, why am I working? It's a snow day. I just know you. Yeah. Okay. Honestly, I'm probably not going to do any of that.

I'm probably going to think around on my computer and be like, why am I working? It's a snow day. Yeah. And then I'm probably going to still work. But I said my New Year's resolution was to do stuff. So this is me putting it out there into the universe that I'm in first snow day. So this comes out. We recorded this beforehand. Yeah. We should have an update by now of him putting up sheet rocket as garage, right? Jared? Yeah. Put a pin in it. Put a pin in it.

Yeah. So by the time this episode comes out though, you're, you're, I mean, we should have at least a couple of snow days. Hell yeah. No, it's up, dude. It's up. It's insulated. I've got the electricity reworked in my garage too.

So you're I can go to the white shop Instagram page. You're going to see a photo of the sheetrock up in Charlie's garage. Yeah, and I got yeah, I'm excited about the garage. I'm excited about the garage. I'm going to have a bike building area. I'm going to get a truing stand. I'm getting a truing stand and I already got a nice bike stand. Charlie, the question wasn't, what do you dream you could do? Do it, no. In your garage, it's, what are you actually gonna do?

So listen to this, it's kind of funny. You're gonna have an air pump in the corner and that's it. No, I already have the bike stand, dude. I used to be a bike mechanic back in the day, all right? And I was telling this to some someone at a bar a gal, you know, just make a conversation and I was like, so yeah, you know back before I was doing this I was actually a bike mechanic I was pumpin tires. Yeah, well, I was trying to pump my own tires, you know, trying to try to lay, you know, you know Try and make myself maybe seem better than I am.

And she goes, So what is the best bike mechanic pickup line then? Well, okay, there's not one because she goes, Oh, you wear a bike fixer? I was like, what? No. It doesn't sound as cool, was it? I'm a mechanic, okay?

Geez, a little respect. Yeah, I'd be like, call on an architect, a drawer. Exactly, exactly. That's just disrespectful, really, at that point. I told this one gear head that I was a bike mechanic, he goes, oh, you work on motorcycles, he had all this respect in his eyes, and I go, yeah, bicycles, but you know, same thing,

and he goes, are you serious? Ha, ha, ha, ha. I would anyone do that. I know, I know, that's all right. And why would anyone tell anyone that? That's what he was wondering. Dude, it's a craft, man, that's all right. And why would anyone tell anyone that? That's what he was wondering. I dude, it's a craft, man.

It's a craft. You know, well, so spike mechanic, right, brothers, Harley and David Sin were both bike mechanics before they became motorcycle men. Okay, so it's a respected craft. And then what did they do? They they went on to be the first people to fly and built a timeless legacy motorcycle brand Charlie after after you were a bike mechanic. What happened? I did the freaking belly up podcast. I know with a bunch of pull tabs and fronting, a taking calls from people

who are probably look at this graveyard. Look at this graveyard. I'm not.. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

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What's going on? Why don't you belly up to the bottle? Let's tell us what's on your mind. Oh, the mind of I do. So I mean, my husband have some property out. We just got some track property. And we're looking to build the shack and seeing that we're going to start from the ground up. I was wondering if there's anything that you know,

or feeling your experiences like a must have for a shack. I love this question. This is amazing. I'll go first. No, no, come in for the heymaker at the end. Okay. Sounds good. First of all, I'd like to say

however much rebar they tell you that you need in the foundation of this thing You need about one half of that Yeah, they're really starting to get pretty liberal with how much rebar is actually needed in a foundation for a shack or a shed It's such so that's my two cents. The rebar lobby is listen to the general contractor. Don't listen to the fancy engineers. All I got is my husband was he was one of the contractors. He's got he's got that all perfect. He'll know how much rebar is actually required

in this thing. Now here's my question. Here's my question to kind of piggyback on this. What are you hoping to store in your shack? What are you hoping to store there? Well, we're gonna make it into a deer camp and a fish camp at Sun for any river. So, you're living a lot of opportunity. You're living my dream. This is awesome. This is awesome.

I think I'm almost wondering if you're full of notable here and go full pole bar. You know, I mean, I wonder how big of a show says what they call that? Yeah, a show. I mean, that could be. Yeah, you want to look. You're going to want to store stuff in there. I'm sure. And then you're going to want to have some room and lodging.

I mean, and how many acres do you have? 60 60. Oh, yeah, you're in a great spot. We are cooking with you. Now, talk to me. What are what are the absolute Go To's when it comes to a hunting and fishing shack? What do you need? Well, I need I need a sauna for the and then fish and check. What do you need? Well, I need, I need a sauna for the end of the day. Oh, sauna. sauna. And are you from the UP originally? No, I'm from the iron range originally. Okay. Wow. That's also.

We're just finished. Just finish. She, she, oh, you're finished. Okay. I thought you said you were finished. That was like finished with what? Oh, you're finished. Okay. I thought you said you were finished. I was like finished with what? And I know. She's like, I've had it with this podcast. I finished. Okay. So yeah, you get yourself a nice son. Son is, you know, but son. I've never good at saying it that way, but I love how you say it. So it's beautiful. All right. So, son of number one, what else you need? A little mini bar probably on the inside. You know what? I'm going to go on up yet.

Let's just do regular bar full on bar. We need a bar. Yeah. Let's think big here. This is an imagination. What else you need? What's number three? I need an American flag. Get it to get yourself. I can't see it.

I can't see it. And the 80s got to see it. So then I had a cross the river. I hate to want to find an old shutdown Perkins. And just see if you get their flag pole and American flag just to make sure all the Canadians can see it. Now keep in mind you're

going to need you're going to need to get a concrete footing for this flagpole. You're going to get some heavy wins up there, and you don't want that falling on your shack. OK. Cool it on the rebar. You don't need as much as you think. No, but if you're going to go over and above

and beyond with the rebar, that would be the time. Because this is a thing that can fall on your little paradise you're making and then I will say you're using it for fishing as well. Yeah. Yep. Okay. Now I know someone who put up a shack of their own and their fish house. They made all wood. Okay. Okay, which looks real nice, but when you're cleaning fish over and over and over again those fish guts They really sink into the wood over time and it's gonna smell just like a fish house Which some people like that and hey no arm no foul, but I'd go for the the metal Table situation and do not forget the great going down the deal Okay, you don't want to plug up your plumbing with the fish scales and frankly,

yeah, yeah, and I don't know not a lot of people are thinking about that Charlie. That's great advice. Yeah, the other option though is forget the great altogether and just have the the piping from that sink. Just go right out the back. the piping from that sink just go right out the back, you know, because if you're just doing fish stuff, you know, and you just got to make sure you use the right salt, you don't want to get some weird soap out there into the thing. But yeah, just have it shoot right out the deal. Then you just start attracting bears. It's perfect. Actually bad bad news. Don't do that. Take that back or take that back immediately. That sound like a good move in my head. But yeah, oh, and but I mean, you haven't seen any beer sign out up there. It will be if you start throwing bait out there for yeah, which brings up another point. You need a dumpster I'll back that locks for all the fish guts and stuff or the better way to do it.

Send it down the river. Send it down the river. Or, burn pile. I'd bury it in the garden. If you bury them fish guts in the garden, bury them deep, but boy oh boy, my grandpa Bob used to do that with the sheep paddy catch. Barry him in the garden, he had the biggest pumpkins in all the Fondalac. Okay, they were built by sheepset those pumpkins.

Yeah, grandpa Bob's. Oh, that's a good insight. Yeah. Is there a little flip-flop flop down there? So what she said, like she said, she's going to be playing some food plots out there. Oh, nice. That can work out too. Yeah, that'll push up the food plots. What else are you looking to do? Is there anything else? We've got to find a number of fans, so we put a lot of property a little bit more. I got a good idea of what you're doing.

Thanks, you said. Maybe you figure out a number of dear fans. Yeah, yeah. How many is too many? Well, I think a lot of people will say that one dear stand, it all depends, but I've heard like one per 10 acres You know, you could probably get away with one per eight Acres or so it all depends on how many people you're trying to squeeze on this piece of land, you know, and that actually brings Oh, go ahead Oh, no, I was agreeing. Oh, well that that brings up another point. If you make this too nice of a place, people are gonna wanna come, and they're not gonna wanna leave.

So the sleeping quarters, you make them sleepable, but bring the bugbeds, baby. Okay, a lot of bugbeds in here, because you can spend one to two nights sleeping in a smoke check, and guys are going to smoke each other out these guys. If you're at your camp, you're going to want to put up a three bedroom, but it sleeps 24. So, so make it comfortable not too comfortable, but stack the bunk beds three high and oh, I didn't even account for that. Then you could probably get triple decker, triple decker.

Again, comfortable for a night or two, but then they get the hell out of there. And when you're planning on who's gonna sleep wear, make sure you put the guy who usually gets the drunkest on the bottom bunk. You don't want him trying to get up on that top bunk at 3 a.m. It's, it's all you want. It can be quite a nightmare.

Yeah, you must install breathalyzers on the ladder going up to the top. If you, if you, if you, you are not allowed up if you've had, yeah, you're either hard with fingers either that or you got to make them sign a waiver form. So it's either the, you know, the blow to start for people who've had a couple DIYs in their car. This one is below the climb. Below the climb. Yeah. Yep. 100%. And actually you make it a booby trap. Okay. So if they, if they blow and they're over point away, then what's going to happen is there's going to be some oil on the top that's going to spill down all over the rack. So they're not

going to be able to get past the second thing. And you know, it's very slick. You betcha. And that way if they're going to fall, they're going to fall in the first or second rung. You don't want them coming back, suing you because they got halfway up that sucker. Yep. So yeah, that's actually a good point. I wouldn't have thought of the oil slick. Yep. That's a good idea. That comes from the castle days. Back in the castle, they used to put hot oil down. Don't make this hot. We're not trying to, you know, burn them. Yeah. Just let them know that if you can't get up a slick ladder, you got no business going up the ladder. And I know what you're thinking on this advice. You're like, well, miles, then everyone's going to have to sleep

on the bottom, bucks. So what you're gonna need to do is just make sure you have some blow up mattresses because the three high bunk bed sounds great. And tell us three a.m. Everyone's had a couple to three going ass over T. Kel trying to go to bed. Mine is, we'll just make a floor of beds and everyone just trips and falls and then goes into a deep slumber,

rip man, winkle. Exactly. And on the air mattresses, just to add to this, make them the ones with the slow leak. So have them, have it be comfortable? They wake up on a front floor. They wake up on time to get out to the deer stand to do their business and they don't get too comfortable again.

Get the ones that leak for only about three hours. They can get out to the deer stand. That's right, because they're not sleep, if they're sleeping more than three hours, let's be honest, they went to bed at 2 a.m. They're not getting out to the deer stand on time. It's like an embedded alarm clock, you know? Embedded. Oh, wow.

That is, get it. I mean, you just can't even pay for this advice. I'm glad that we're given this. Yeah. No kidding. You get to full of gold. I know. Yeah. And put your room on the other side of this, uh, Hodgepodge deal and then make sure you can lock it so no one can get in there. Make sure you yeah. Soundproof your room too. So you don't have to hear what else is going on there.

That way you can sleep good and then the others will be sleeping poorly and probably missing deers, but that means more deers for you. Yeah, well, if we're being honest, usually I'm up with the last of them. Oh, good to say. I'll make sure everyone gets the bed safe. Okay, that sounds good. And every group needs a mom like that. Make sure that everyone gets the bed safe. Yeah. I don't know if it's necessarily the mom, but I'm up with them. I like that. One of the group guys, then.

Yeah, I don't know. Well, did we help you out at all? You think these are, you can maybe apply some of this stuff? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, here's a lot of really good information, not a good idea, especially some of our practical. That was pretty nice. Yeah, the oil slick on information, not a good idea, especially some of our practical. That was pretty nice.

Yeah, the oil slick on the ladder is a good practical idea. I like that one too, too. It's smart. Yeah. Yup. Yup. You use the old veg oil, you know, from the deep fryer, from the fish fry that you guys do, just everyone's like, what do I do with the old oil?

It's the ladder slick oil. It might smell better in there, but again, that's part of the experience. It's the ladder slick oil. It might smell puddle in there, but again, that's part of the experience part of the experience. That's what it's all about. Yeah. Well, I'm glad you called in. Yeah, I am too. Yeah. I'm super happy I got through. Oh, yeah, we're happy you got through too. Now, you just keep a moving out there, okay? And just know what? Yeah, absolutely. Just know when the construction build is not going

exactly how you want. Remember, you're living out a lot of people's dreams here having 60 acres putting up a little shed to hot and fish on. You're living the dream. So remember that, living the dream one night, mayor at a time. Heck yeah. We're very fortunate. Yeah. Well you yeah tell your folks to say hi. All right and watch for deer out there. Absolutely.

All right. Bye bye now. Charlie, Miles, how fun would it be if we had one of those? Oh my gosh. We should get one. What are you saying? Who's going to take care of it? I mean you. OK. Yeah. Well, my team will take care of it then. Yeah, I can't handle more responsibilities. I can't handle responsibility in general.

Yeah, I know. But before we move on to the next caller, you had one dream thing to put in ice or a hunt shack. What would it be? I'd like, honestly, from being honest, honestly. Honestly. I wanna get like a nice pool table. Yeah, like a really one that's actually leveled.

One that's leveled with sticks that are actually not You know, I got a screw together. Yeah, but there would only be one good stick And it wouldn't look like a good stick. It would be a false curve stick You know that it's an optical illusion. It looks curved. So no one ever picks it I'm like, well, I guess I'll take this one Oh, you know, and I'm like, I'm beating you with a curb stick. Come on. But man, to play on a nice pool table.

That will be nice. Yeah, I haven't done that in a while. Matter of how this goes down, you want to maybe go find a pool, a pool, or what? You wreck my crack, I'm. I like that. All right, let's take another caller. Hello. Who do we got on the line?

This is Dana. We talked a couple weeks ago. Dana, calling back. Well, Dana. I have a confession. Yes, what's the confession, Dana? So I said I lived in Racine, but I actually live in Raymond. It's a little tiny town by Racine. Dana, how could you do that to us? How could you do that to us? I can't see it, but I actually live in Raymond. It's a little tiny town by routine. Dana, how could you do that to us? How could you do that to us? I know. It was a lot of the past couple of weeks.

After all, we've been through. What would your grandma think? He actually was upset. I didn't say I lived in Raymond. Well, you know, I don't know if you're getting another dejorno then, OK? Yeah. You know, you might, I don't know if you're getting another dejorno then, okay? You know, you might be, you might be getting to

stone on the next one. Still good pizza. I know. But not. Cool. All right. What do you think? I said still good pizza, but you know, it's not

dejorno. Yeah, not dejorno. So did you just call up to apologize or? Yeah, welcome to Belly Up Confessions. Where else do you have to confess? No, please. My boyfriend's right here at two, but he's too shy to talk. Oh, your boyfriend's there.

Oh, come on, the phone. Yeah, we want to hear. Didn't you guys go to a box game or something? Yep, you have the dial, too. And the dial. Ah, it's okay. Now our number. Yeah. So that was, that's back when I was drinking heavy. game or something? Yep, you have the dial, too. And the dials. It's OK, now our number. Yeah.

So that's back when I was drinking heavy. It's hard for me to remember something. Yeah, that was a late one. Right, right. I hear you. Put those back when I was really drinking. Now put the boyfriend down. We want to talk to your boyfriend for a moment.

Here he is. All right. Thank you, guys. Hey, what's going on? What's your name? My name is Isaiah. is. All right. Hey, what's going on? What's your name? My name is Isaiah. Isaiah. All right. Why are you in so shy? Why don't you just come out and say, hey, I got a question for the guys here. So I remember you guys are what Dana was saying that it was her birthday and you guys got all the improposed. We did think that. We thought you were going to propose, did you?

Oh, unfortunately not. That's why he didn't want to talk to us. That's it. So I say, what are you waiting for, man? Come on. I knew you guys were going to get on my ass about it. Yeah. How long you been?

You guys think Adele? The Dells, he's not, he's trying to deflect here. He's trying to change his stuff. He is, but he's asking us a very important question. He says, do we think Adele's is an appropriate place to get engaged? And I'm saying, yeah. I mean, it is America, the Wisconsin Dells

is America's place to get engaged. Okay. Cosm of everything. Got about. You guys don't think maybe that's devil's lake or no devil's. I mean, you could, but what about the Calahari? Huh? What about Noah's Ark water park?

You know, I mean, what about the McDonald's? It's a giant watch? What about that one? What about doing it right in front of Paul Bunyan with that not at all ironic porn O stash, huh? What about their Paul right outside Paul Bunyan's cookchini? What about going to the showboat saloon and singing their hard hour while a band plays? Yeah, what about crazy? We went to all those places. And you're seeing it for Paul. You had so much. No, do not tell me. Don't you dare tell me you went to Rick Wilcox's magic castle without poppin the question. Don't you dare tell me you went there? Did you go there?

Did you go to the wax museum? No, okay. Oh, they have it. Did you go to the museum of historic torture devices? No, Daniel was saying something about it, but I think that that was the hint, dude. That's the hint. You don't want to go to a torture device place without wanting to get engaged. So was the hint she was dropped. She was dropping hints and you were not dropping knees. Okay, so now that that's the bad news That's the bad news, but the good news is this I say we just listed off three amazing romantic spots in the Wisconsin Dells that you can go to for an experience for the first time with Dana and What a better place to pop the question.

And you want to know the next good news? What's that Miles? Is the weekends coming up? So it sound like we got your weekend plans figured out. Hey, no time like the president Isaiah. Okay, where are you getting the ring? I'm going to cage rulers real quick enough. Every kiss begins with pay. Every kiss begins with pay. Well, that's not an ad, by the way. That's not an ad. Yeah. So this is exciting.

So how do you think you're going to do it? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, Dana, earmuffs. Yeah, earmuffs, Dana. Go to the other room, Isaiah. We don't need to talk to Dana anymore anymore so have you have you called her folks yet to ask for permission? No but I don't even need any problem. Okay they like you. He's a gambling man that guy I tell you what? Yeah you're really rolling the dice, my friend. Really rolling the dice.

So, all right. You know, what does he don't play? So what is your game plan you think when you finally do pop the question? What's your thought process? How are you gonna do it? How, what's the, obviously Dana has earmuffs right now.

So if she doesn't really, then we'll maybe go to another room, But what do you think? It's the game plan. I don't know. Something's not. Well, it has to be somewhere in Wisconsin, but I wasn't really thinking the devil. But thank you guys for the cake. Oh, you weren't thinking the Dell's fine. Fine. You know what? We will sit here. We

will be the evangelist for the Dell's. We'll we'll be here evangelizing the Dell's as the most romantic destination in all Wisconsin. More romantic than Sibarice pool, sweets and spies. You guys don't get that you're not from Wisconsin

Have you seen the the Cibaris said they call it syphilis there, but anyways All right, so where are you gonna do it then? Oh the UP. Oh wow, so he's not gonna do it in Wisconsin at all you said you were gonna do it with Wisconsin The UP is basically Wisconsin. You said you were gonna do it with Wisconsin What'd you say? Well, it's so far to Wisconsin, but yeah, I mean, it's it's pretty much Wisconsin. I'm calling the UP Wisconsin from now on Miles doesn't agree with that dogs are cats now. Okay, stop it, Miles, stop it. All right, well, so what else is going on? You get any questions for us that are non-marriage related

since you know, it was your coin up on us? So at the last podcast with Danes, he said that I was jealous of you Charlie and that was not true. Oh, you're not jealous of me. Well, why not? Don't make me. Don't.

Don't. Did you know I've rebuilt my carburetor on my snowmobile? I feel like you should be a little jealous of me. Okay. I replaced the gaskets. Still nothing. I replace the gaskets. Still nothing? No, yeah, you gotta go a little bit more than that. Okay, the diaphragm still.

I say that's fine. I'm glad you're not. I'm glad, um, you know, Dana was wrong about that. Well, that's, I guess that's nice. That's how it goes. So do you have any advice you want from us on your soon to be proposal? Is there anything you actually want to ask us about that? Oh, no, I think I'll be alright. Thanks, though. Okay.

He's basically like, thank you. He is not happy with us. He's like, I didn't even want to be on this at all. Yeah, I say Oh, you're still there Dana. Dana you were supposed to have him off on this is what's right Dana There was a size being cheap. That's why he's being quite because I don't know Dana there's a circle of trust and you just pop the circle. Okay, so Dana, I can tell you where you're not getting engaged. Yeah.

The UP. Yeah. He would never give that information. Yeah, he's not going to give it up. And you want to know where you're getting engaged? Wisconsin Dells. Boom. Dude, you're doing the dals.

I can't wait for you guys to get engaged at the Museum of Torture Issacquipment. Yeah, it's gonna be amazing. It's actually the Museum of Historic Torture devices like who's counting. Oh, I'm so happy for you guys. I can't wait. It's gonna be great.

You gotta let us know when you do it there. And, uh, Dana, don't fall for the diversion that is the UP trip, all right? All right, deal. All right. Well, well, we're glad you called in. Yeah, we are. It's great to have you back on the Belly to podcast, Dana. And tell Isaiah, we say hi. Well, I'm good. Tell your folks to say hi.

Okay, tell your grams. I says hi, too. Okay. All right. I will. All right. Real good. Bye. Bye. Now. Okay. All right, I will. All right, real good. Well, bye now. I mean, I do feel bad for him. Yeah, we really grilled the guy.

Well, no, it's like one of those things that like what you're going to do for your engagement is not fun to talk about in front of the person you're trying to get into gauge. Especially if you're talking to us about it, you know, he was caught between a diamond rock in a hard place He was caught between a cuba sirconeum and Was he think he's going he sounds like a lap dude. I can't tell it seems like a lap. I can't tell the difference He seems like he bought a lab room who can tell the difference well people at jewelry stores. Yeah, friggin losers dude Hey, what? Let's not devalue the fact of buying a real diamond, all right?

You're right. Sorry. Is that what your next ring is going to be? It's going to be a lab ring. Sounds like, yeah, hey, you know, all right, I don't mean to call just take that part out. Let's take it out. What? Just, no, I don't want to, I don't mean to call, just take that part out. Let's take it out. What? Just, no, I don't want to, I don't want to deal with the emails of all the diamond people being like, we're not losers because we have the funny little eye thing that doesn't have diamond. And screw in people over forever.

Don't feel bad about that. What you just made me feel bad about. No, you were making me feel bad about trying to buy a real diamond. I didn't know you bought a real diamond. I picked you for sure for a last row guy. I know, I'm a classy guy. Here's what you do. You buy a lab.

I know me. I'm a classy guy. I do Poltab, Drink Bush line. That's classy. You just, you get a lot lab growing one. You say, it's better for the environment somehow, you know? Somehow. Somehow.

Yeah, I mean, the diamond industry is a racquet. Total racquet. So, I mean the diamond industry is a racket total racket so I mean it's again bad for those guys. They're doing all right. They're doing great We really grilled them we grilled them like a cheese sandwich and that was not nice of us Isaiah Sorry about the grilled cheese Dana I'm so happy you guys are finally gonna get engaged maybe yeah Isaiah seems like he's a I'm so happy you guys are finally going to get engaged. Maybe as they seem like he's a classic slow player. He is. He's slow keeping the cards close to his chest.

But all I got to say, if you slow play too long, pretty soon you ain't playing anymore. Yeah, it's not a crock pot, OK? You know, it's a stake on the grill. Yeah. All right, well, second on the grill. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, second car. Fur, baby, fur, baby, fur, baby, fur. Seriously, now, you got a little fur, baby, folks.

Look, Fleet Farm has the best pet department, named brand selections, and tons of them. Trust us, your K9 and or Feline will be Feline happy. I'm telling you that right now. Yeah. Anyways, yeah, so we're feline happy and in Wisconsin, Miles, did you know I'm Wisconsin? You can take your dog into a fleet farm to shop with you. Pretty gosh darn cool. Hell yeah. And not only do they have great selections and food, but toys, treats, beds, and so so much more. And that's where I go to get all my bird feed, by the way,

is the free farm my bird feed and seed. It's a favorite kind of bird feed. You know what, I knew you were going to ask me that, and I forget the name. I just know what it looks like. It's actually got this, this gal on it. And I can see it, dude. I can see it. Well, we believe you.

I'll get back to you on that. Plus, we're guessing the wildlife pets of yours also. They were already going there. It's like fleet farm fleet farm was reading my mind. You also, the wildlife needs some a little love, especially in the winter. Yeah, we're talking about them wild birds. Again, needs some, a little love, especially in the winter. Yeah, we're talking about them wild birds. Again, fleet farms, a store-tment, selection,

knocks your feathers off. Now, they wrote that one. They wrote that one. That was real good. They lied and told us. Anyway, get on over to fleet farm. Don't haste. Hey, Charlie.

Hey, Miles. Where are you from? You know where. Where? Wisconsin. You're from Wisconsin. Did you know where? Where? Wisconsin. You're from Wisconsin. Did you know that Tippie Cow is actually from Wisconsin cows? No kidding, Miles.

Give me a break. They said that they're probably where you're neighbors. Do you think they have any neighbor cows? Yeah, there's Beatrice, there's Betty. Beatrice, Betty. We have Patra, Joel. A whole host of them, right? Yeah. Well, for Jolyann. Baddie, he was bad. He was bad. He was bad. He was bad. He was bad.

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He was bad. He was bad. He was bad. He was bad. He was bad. He was bad. He was it. I know cows. Oh yeah, and what are they usually say to you? They say you do that again You touch me there again. I'm gonna kick the bucket No, I used to Are we doing cow impression now So to be cow would like to think bestie and Charlene

Oh, yeah Charlene for personally giving dairy for the tippy cow and it actually works out pretty good Because we're drinking the vanilla flavor. Yes, we are and It's going down easy Yeah, look at that. Oh, God. So good. So you guys got to get some tippy cow because they're made from real Wisconsin cows and We'll find it all liquor stores. I got a website checking all out. Tiffy cow, baby. Belly down. You all yeah, you called the right number. You are on the belly to podcast friend. What's your name, where you call from? Well, you're never gonna get it. Jake the second guy from South Dakota again. Oh, Jake from South Dakota.

Road hunt for ditch chickens. Same one. Got him. Hell yeah, buddy. I'm wearing the road hunt for ditch chickens. Had did you get the package we sent you? We sent the package right Jared? Not not yet, but I got you guys messages. Well, it's on it's way and you got you you sir have gotten an unlimited supply of road hunt for ditch chickens for life. So you just let us know when you need another one

Beautiful. What'd you do with that? Feson you cook that sucker up Yep, what'd you make? How did you how did you do? Um, uh, we like to make white Feson chili. So it's like chili, but with like white sauce and beans and pheasant in it. That's real good. I've had that. That's so good. Yeah.

Good for you. So okay. Yeah. You're kind of a star. I'm going to tell you this right now. How you feeling with all the time? Dude, I had so many people send me that video within like the first week after. And I saw that it got a little bit of fame on TikTok there as well

So got some traction So how you feel now that you're a famous road hunter? I tell people it's really tough being this famous, you know, I'm having to deal with everything But you get through it one way or another. Yeah, you got a publicist now, I imagine. No, still in the market for one, though. Yeah, at least got an agent, though, right? Right, yep. Okay, your mom or your dad?

Ah, mom at the moment. Nice, nice, dad managing. Yeah, if mom can't figure it out, dad's nice stuff. Yeah, that's big big guy. So got it. So we'll send all of your brand deals that come in here To your mom. That'll be good. Yeah, I got a question for you. How many people have asked you to sign their fesins? Nobody yet. Yeah, the situation has really presented it. How many babies four heads have you signed? You got to be a lot. That's how it's gone, right?

Like I lost count after the first couple of days. Yeah, that'll happen. Four heads, braw, you name it. They don't matter. They don't matter. Now follow up question or last call. Did you end up getting your limit that day? Yep, I got all three of them. That a boy. You guys, you guys were just, we're just the good luck that kick started it.

Wow, that's what they say about the belly that podcast. These two fellas are good luck. Yeah, are you out there? Are you out? Are you driving by any chance? No, I'm actually, I'm in my living room today. Oh, yeah. Are you looking at the road? Yep, you're in the window looking at the road. Yeah, did you check in out there, buddy? No, I got no key spline over right now, but I'm trying to leave them alone. He's living room hunting for the invertebrates. Yeah, we can do that too.

We can arrange that. Yeah, well, yeah, too. We can arrange that. Yeah, well, yeah, the next time you're hunting, you got to call us for sure. What are you hunting for these days? What's on the menu? I'm pretty well-papped for the year for the most part. I've still got an archery deer tag. Oh, that one's cool. for the year for the most part I've still got an archery deer tag down here but we got through our our rifle deer season my wife actually shot her first buff this year. Oh congratulations to her.

What did she get? Well it was probably a smaller I think it was like a 4x3 mule deer depending on some people. Right. Some people count the brow times on Mildere and some don't because not all Mildere have them. Gotcha. Yeah. Um, did you make her gut the deer? Did you do that yourself as the true gentleman you are? No, I got to do that myself. I tried to get her to do it. But but you're a gentleman in the scholar, correct? Right, right.

So that's crazy. So since people seem to be pretty interested in Roadhunt for ditch chickens these days, have you thought about opening up your own roadhunting guided. Ah, that's a good question. Um, see, you know, I thought about it, but, but it's a pretty, what do I want to say here, you know, almost anybody could probably do it and have just a good look as I did. So I know that I can really get people to pay for that.

Yeah, put your mom on the phone. We got to talk to your agent. OK, you got to really change your attitude on this. I would like to invest in your road hunt for ditch chickens business. Let's get you a fleet of trucks. And we're going to start advertising this thing. And people are going to come driving on the gravel road,

looking for ditch chickens. And you're going to guide them. And we're going to make this little business. How's that sound sure? Yeah, we'll have to Have to do a little promo with the belly to podcast Yeah, Charlie in the back in the back seat with the with the podcast cord and the microphone's running through the back window Yeah, the commercial sounds like do you want a road hunt for ditch chickens?

You're in the right place. Yeah, I need is a 12 gauge shotgun four wheels and a good ass attitude. Come down to South Dakota. Road on chicken. Sometimes they're dumb enough where you got to scare them off of the road too. So it's easy picking. Yeah, you know what? I think you just wrote the commercial. Very easy pick and wrote on for ditch chickens, easy pickings. I like it. I like it. You know what? Tell your mom if she gets sick being your agent, we'll take over. She sounds like a good girl. I do have a follow up question, though. Did you call for any advice or you got something you want by cell or trade?

Well, I'm still looking for the big bushel case from Iowa. Oh, yeah, that's why you call this. Which I also wanted to make a statement too. So you guys know why there's 56 hands in there. I believe it has something to do with the bushel, correct? Right. Yep, I didn't know, because yeah, because the test weight, the standard for corn is 56 pounds for bushel.

You know, give her weight up or down depending on corn. Yeah, I didn't know if it was like a propper of years. I don't know if it was like an actual rumor or how that works, but yeah, that sounds right Right, yep, so it's fun facts and then No, the only other thing that I was gonna we're gonna ask about today was where We're in the world did the Nickelback slander from the world come from that's a great question Nickelback slander I've been waiting on this. You're wondering why Nickelback

is such a wild around everybody started to do. Yeah. Right. Why did everybody just all of a sudden in like 2012 start shitting on Nickelback because honestly, Nickelback has some

fucking bangers. What are your top three Nickelback songs? Well, so, you know, in like a wedding, you have like a group dance party song or something like that, where the whole the whole wedding party comes up with songs. The good way people turn to what I call it. Right. Right.

Yep. Good Spotify playlist, but animals by Nickelback was towards that one. I knew you ever see animals is good, so what else? Yeah, yep, lay up there. Um, Stan Quentin is a good one and then you know, like rock star, just like everybody else, but yeah, but I got got the majority of the whole Nickelback. Yeah, Charlie, are you a Nickelback? Well, you know what, I'll be honest with you, I really am agnostic when it comes to nickel back.

I can't say I've listened to nickel back enough to care, but from a comedic perspective, you need to start. You're the only guy I think he needs to need to at least be educated enough to have an opinion. That's true, Charlie. Well, you know, I suppose I'm gonna be honest with you I'm this is confession time here I if someone at a party is piling on about Nickelback I'll join in I'll throw a couple of stones there I am I am just as guilty I know guilty as the rest of them for giving a little bit of

Nickelback's Landry, you know, and I was like 16, 18, whatever, but I don't stand for that shit. Now, you've grown up, you're a wiser man now. But I will. If their Nickelback song comes on the, you know, playlist, I'll like maybe like listen to it for, you know, a minute longer than I normally would. You know, you're like like, oh, it kind of bops a little bit. So like, you keep it on while you go. These guys, like, oh, I can't believe anyone listens to this shit.

You know, like, I mean, just listen to this, man. Right. Just let's just keep listening to it. Okay. Let's listen to it so we can make fun of it. You know, and then by the end of it, you've actually listened to the whole song and like, well, that was good song. How do you think? Nickelback got their name.

Aw, excellent question. Do you think they were watching football and being like quarterback, dimeback, sure, Nickelback. And they never got the penny back. Yeah, I couldn't tell if he was messing with me or not. It's a serious question. You guys don't answer that I was rhetorical no, no, okay Well, do either of you know the answer because maybe that is the answer. I don't know I don't know the answer. No, I got no idea. Okay, well guys I feel like

Somebody should figure that out before you start giving me crap about saying it's a dumb dumb thing I'm sure it's out there on the internet somewhere about saying it's a dumb dumb thing. I'm sure it's out there on the internet somewhere. Yeah. Google has all the answers. I mean, you're again, that's a hard ending question. I know that everyone has an opinion on it.

I am someone that won't skip a song, but I'm not going to come out and say I love Nickelback. All right. That's my final stance. Right. All right. I mean, I mean, I

knickleback related songs and that similar genre or not are not what am I trying to say here? Not the majority of the playlist, but yeah, you definitely don't get when they come on. Gentlemen, I have an answer. Okay. The band later changed its name to Nickelback, which originated from the Nickel in Change that band member Mike Kruger gave customers at his job at Starbucks. He would frequently say, here's your Nickelback. The band performed covers of songs from Led Zeppelin to Metallica before they went on to become the most laughed at band in American history. I thought last part I made up. I was actually going to say, you made what part up?

There you go. No, not all of it. Just the last part about them being the most left at band. You know what? From a comedic perspective, it was just an easy thing. It was like, find me a band that everybody likes. It's like, have you seen the Bigelbausky? Yes.

Oh yeah. Okay, so it's like when the dude is in the back of the car, he's like, I just hate the fucking Eagles, man. You know, he just picked a band that a lot of people liked, you know, but he had a strong opinion against the grain with it. Cause Nickel Band, it's the whole thing. You can only get so popular. Miles, remember this for a podcast. Yeah, I'm really worried about this.

Yeah. Got it. Just, I don't want to get too popular. You know, it's it's the thing. You get, you reach the point and you're like one of them little, uh, my, my, my lemur things. What is it? Where are the ones that run to the cliff? And then they all fall off the cliff. You can only get to see. We're going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to Yeah, you know, so anyways, well, I'm glad you called back in. I was wondering how you were doing. I'm glad you're handling the fame while. Yeah, it was getting to be a little bit much there to handle for a bit, but I think I love it back.

Now you understand why Justin Bieber went off the rails, right? The same type of thing. Right. Yeah, you haven't even peed in any mop buckets yet. Have you since you got that ditch chicken? You didn of thing. Right. Yeah. You know, you haven't peed in any mop buckets yet. Have you since you got that ditch chicken? You didn't shave your head, did you? I did, but for after that reason, God, he did a Britney Spears. He shaved his head. Well, were you balding? Not quite. Oh, okay. Well, yeah. Well, that happens. I've been I've been balding since I was like 14. So I didn't really have my show.

I feel like. Yeah. So you take it out on the ditch chickens. Good for you. Right. Well, thanks for calling in, man. Good to talk to you as always. We'll be in touch about the guiding ditch chicken

guiding business. Tell your mom we said the guided the guided podcast podcast wrote on. Yeah, it's a whole combination. It's a thing. You know what, before we go, right, I just want to bring up that picture of him with the ditch chicken miles. Look at this photograph. You get it? Look at this. Oh, you get that. Oh, you're taking. Oh, yeah. Okay, see, uh, all right. Oh, you get the, oh, you take it. Oh, yeah. Okay. See. Yeah. All right. Well,

make a back. What? Nickelback live on the podcast. You taken off. All right. We'll see. Have you ever been grown for ditch chickens before? Road hunt. Taken off to Road hunt for ditch chickens. What are ditch chickens?

Ditch chickens are fesans. Oh, no, I have an Ameas. Have you? Have I what? Been Road hunt for ditch chickens? Ditch chickens are fesans. Oh, no, I have an amy-ass. Have you? Have I what? Been rode hunt for ditch chickens? Not rode hunt, but I love a good smoked ditch chicken. A smoked chicken. I heard that.

I heard that. Wow. Not a big chicken. All right, ladies. All right, and on that note, that wraps up this episode of the Belly-Up Podcast. Thank you guys for finding us our closer We'll see you soon watch out for dick chicken

Steve Osbar we there's a lot of women on for dick chicken. Yeah, I guess that's where we'll leave it Hey, he's on the line. We love you. We think Charlie got distracted. I know you're still hanging out listening patiently. We're coming out to South Dakota. That's it. Your merch stuff is coming and we'll be in touch. Keep doing your thing and thanks for calling in, man. Got you. Have have a good one guys. You too. We'll see you. All right, Charlie, that's about wraps it up. About wraps it up, my gosh. Another huge day at the office. Oh yeah, we had some fun today.

Time to hang up the old hard hat and head on home and have a couple more beers. Yeah, that's how we do it. That's how we do it. Well guys, thanks for tuning in to another episode of the Million Up Podcast. We love you as always and we'll see you in the next one. All right, real good. Bye bye now. Oh, and tip your bartender for Christ's face. Bye.