Bellied Up - How To Avoid "The Happiest Place On Earth" #73

Episode Date: November 2, 2023

In this episode we're at Clementine's in Milwaukee. First caller has some nosy extremely neighbors, Next caller needs desperate help to get out of a Disney vacation with his in-laws, Last caller is scarred for life, because he heard a certain couple "doing the deed". Get yourself a ⁠"Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens"⁠ Hat Want us to come to your bar for a Bellied Up episode? Click Here

All right, Charlie. Welcome back to another episode of the Belly Up podcast. Where are we at today? An honor to be here miles. We're over at coming times and baby Wisconsin. Clementines. It's a great little bar. Open at 6 a.m. Every day of the entire year. That night. They don't close. Not a day off. Not a day off. And then you got to admire that. Yeah, they were saying on Thanksgiving, they even are open and have people over

little turkey dinner. Yeah. I got a whole table. I think I got to start convincing my family to just say, screw it, we're not doing our own turkey dinner. We're going to Clementine's. We're going to have a turkey dinner there and have a good time at the bar. You're going to convince your family to drive eight hours on Thanksgiving down to Milwaukee. Yep. God. You know, I don't think they're going to say yes.

I don't think they're going to go for it, Charlie, but we're going to try. And then that's all that's the best you can do, my house. That's what that's what's all you can do. Yeah. So Charlie, what's going on in your life? What what have you been up to? I'm my car guy, Repoad. It's true story. True story.

Charlie, no. Yeah, I did. You got your car guy, Repoad. Reposessed. Now, I want to go out in the limb and say, you are too successful of a human being to be having your car repode. That's what I thought to my own.

What? That's what I thought to. What happened? Well, I showed up into my driveway and the car wasn't there. Are you sure it wasn't just stolen? Yeah. I called the police. And the police said, are you sure it wasn't repaid?

And I said, yes, because I pay my bills. And then I thought about it for a brief second, I almost, you know how at the end of your life, you know, your life flashes before your eyes. All the 800 numbers flash before my eyes that I just ignored. And all those letters in the mail that I never I mean who opens mail these days? Not me, you know. Long story short, I thought it was

mailbox. I grabbed the mail out and then I walk into my house and I throw it in the garbage. Yeah. There's a longer story here. Like basically it was, it was, you know, I was doing a deal with the car situation, doing a, like kind of a brand type deal, a brand deal. And we won't mention the brand because it's not their fault. It's really my fault at the end of the day. And there was this gap period between like one, I don't know what it was. It was a vehicle, we were changing vehicles, and then some paperwork malfunction, where I was supposed to on paper be covering it. And somebody did

tell me that at one point, and I said, ah, cool. So you got a new car, and you just never made any payments on it. Well, technically, I didn't have to. It's kind of a weird thing. What happens to the lesson here, Miles, the lesson here for everybody is if you get a call often enough from like an 844 number or an 800 number, and you also get letters in the mail, you should at least either listen to the messages or open the letters But I did make friends. This is just the most Charlie Barons thing I've ever heard They brought they brought the car back because it was a mistake My mistake, but they brought the car back and the repul guy

Was nice dude and he drops the car off and they text me after he goes, Hey, are you the guy from TikTok? And he says, yeah. And he says, sorry about the car, bro. And then he goes, uh, if you ever need a, uh, a tow truck for a video, let me know. Nice. Yeah. So I'm going to hit him up. I can't wait to see the video on TikTok.

It's like, hey, we're going to repo Charlie Barron's car today. And then it's him day in the life taking it. You don't get back. It's super funny. When they repo your car, they put a number on it. They say number and then it's got like all these digits. And they read it in that way. What's that stuff that they write on car windows? No chalk or whatever. Yeah.

And it's, I mean, you're a badass. And you feel like you just got a prison, you know, riding down the highway with one of them. You feel like you're still in the orange jumpsuit. Oh, Charlie. How old are you? Age is not, you know, people can get their car repot at any age. I understand, but you any age, you're just reposed to not discriminate. I think this is maybe a wake up car call, Charlie. It's time to start be more responsible.

Charlie, it's time to start being more responsible. You know, my house, I think that as well. Really, it was as soon as that happened. I said, you know what? If someone calls me five times now, I'm not just getting nor it and I go to voicemail, not listen to the voicemail delete the voicemail because it's, it clogs up my voicemail. Yeah, I always was. And if it's a number, I don't know.

You're not paying your car bill. I didn't know I had to pay it. I mean, I technically know, but, ah, I don't care, dude. I don't care. I fixed it. It was, it was a me issue. What did your dad say about this?

Oh, I didn't tell my dad. He, he kicked my ass. He would kick my grown man ass. All right, Charlie, I wanna hear your dad's speech to you if he does find out. When he does, you just talked about this on the internet now. What is the speech your dad's giving you? You did fucking what?

You know, that'd be the first thing, you know. Is it a lot of, you know, there's a lot of glasses glasses on rubbing eyes. Yeah, it does does this motion. He takes them off. Clean some of them. Good. And then put some back on, but then he shows them harder on his face and smudges them

again. So he's got to take them off the head. And then you start talking and then he gets pissed and just whips him off. Oh, I've seen the whip. And then maybe grab some in his hand and he's got the one, uh, your peace sticking out and he's pointing it at you. And is it to do that? The, uh, is that, you know what?

I haven't seen that move since I was a kid. I was going to say, well, this repo move on your end is gonna see that move. Yeah. I mean, it wasn't his car like I repot it. He might, it depends on his mood. He might either be like annoyed that this is happening, you know, that I haven't grown up or he might think it's funny. Yeah.

I'm gonna be honest, Charlie, the way you're talking about getting your car Reep old it kind of Seems to me that this is not your first time. Hey, is that true? Well, I've been told many a time Repo toe same church different peel. You know, it's all the same. I say this about the repo guys They actually have it's all the same. I say this about the repul guys. They actually have, it's a very fascinating job. The fella I was talking to was doing repul during the day, and that is the harder gig. If you're doing repul, you want to be on the night shift, because that's where the least amount of confrontation comes. And I also think, and you might want to check this, fact check this, but I believe that if you are in an altercation with the repul

person, they cannot legally escalate sort of a confrontation. So basically if you just drive that sucker off the truck, I don't think they can do anything legally. Yeah. I'm not recommending that man on the run. I don't know if that's not true. No, I don't think you're a man Well, the bank, but the bank came to law, baby. Yeah, that's true. You know, they're not the law. Well in some senses they are Charlie

Now screw the man miles. Yeah, that's what they say. You know, I that's why Charlie didn't pay his bill He was really sticking it to the man. I just don't listen to the voice, man. Dude, who's got time for that? You know? Well, I should have made time for it as a person. And it was double time by having to figure out where your car was. Is that why you've been Ubering everywhere? No, I'm so hilarious.

Actually, I'm just putting two and two together. So this happened yesterday. No, no, no, my car is over at my place. And I just have been too lazy to go get it because I've been at my other place. Oh, he's got two places. You know, you got two places where you can't pay your car bill. You know what? Hey, I put the money in real estate, not in things with wheels that depreciate. I think that's a smart

financial situation. I think that's smarter. Nice job, Charlie. Thanks. High fives. Well, should we take some callers or what? Let's do it. Hi, Courtney. How are you doing? Good. How are you? Good. Where are you calling in from? I do fall South Dakota. Sioux Falls South Dakota. I was in here from Sioux Falls. Yeah. Oh, Miles is me. I got a stand up about Sioux Falls South Dakota. Miles is making fun of me for it. If you wouldn't, if I was there last night and he said, is anyone here from Sioux Falls and there was crickets in the room? But so here you are today call from Sioux Falls. So I guess they're populate by more than just crickets. Yeah, pretty much, pretty much. Well, why don't you belly up to the bar with us, tell us what's on your mind. So I bought my house about four years ago and I live in a

I lived in a elderly neighborhood. I'm the youngest on my block. I lived next door to two older retired ladies. They are obsessed with my lawn and yard work. If I don't get it done in a timely manner that they like they just decide to do it themselves. I don't know if they're doing it to be neighborly or if they're doing it to be passive aggressive. Well, is my first question. Are they doing a good job. I mean, yeah, I'm not complaining about it. I'm just kind of like, I don't know it's at night. It's like if they're just trying to tell me something, I don't know what's up. You know what, Courtney, have you ever asked them or had an interaction? Like after

they do it, do you go over there and say, Oh, thank you, or got you just never talked to him about it. It's like a don't ask cut grass kind of a deal That's the thing so I'll see them outside. I won't go up to their door and thank you But thanks then but I do have their phone number and I do text them. Thank you But it's not in a little like this last summer It's gotten a little out of hand like they'll come over and do my yard work, and then they'll text me saying, you're welcome for doing this. And I won't even be home to know that they did it. Oh wow, that's really, so pull up your phone,

read off that text. Yeah, I'll find it one second. All right, you know what this kind of sounds like to me? You ever play Monopoly, Charlie? Yeah. It kind of sounds like, oh, there was a baking error. You get $200. And what do you do when you get a baking error? You don't question it.

You're probably going to have to give the money back. I've never gotten a bank here. It's just like a met, it's like a metaphor, Charlie. Oh, I, I understand what you mean, my, but I have the text that says, you're welcome for the work we did at your house today or didn't, didn't you notice? Oh, my god. Damn, did they put a fire emoji next to that? Cause they just burned your ass. They are not being nice. Wow. They are not mowing your lawn because they're just had nothing to do and they thought they'd be nice

They are doing this because they think that you aren't capable of keeping up to their standards Yeah, it sounds like they're like are they members of the HOA? There is no HOA. Oh, well forget it then. Well, they are the HOA. Yeah, you didn't know you had one, but now you know We yeah now. Well, how did you reply to that text? I was I was nice and I said honestly, I just got off work and I haven't been able to look at it just yet. Geez, the leaves. Yeah.

Have you talked to your other neighbors? Are they finding like, are these ladies just mowing everyone's lawn or is they just picking on you? like these ladies just m lawn or is they just pic just mowing my line and they are kind they are not their opinion about s like a month ago we had been across the street and

up to introduce themselves along the lines of, hey, we'd really appreciate it if you went apart to your truck in front of our house. Oh, and you should probably also cut your weed and your landscaping. Yeah. So they're kind of always making comments.

They're always kind of making comments about that stuff to other neighbors. Yeah, no, these are very, now they're very passive aggressive, I think. They've got a lot of time on their hands. Here's my question. Do they live in separate houses or do they live together? No, they live together.

Are they a couple or are they just old friends? I don't know if they're a couple. They live together for about 30 years. Sounds like a couple. Yeah, I think they're a couple, but I've been too afraid to ask because kind of like a dullness don't tell kind of things, but I am good friends just of people who live across the street who have lived here for that long and they said that there used to be a third lady who used to live there. But I don't know if she passed away or moved out. Well, so you got sick of all there snarky comments and got out of there. I think is what happened. That's this is, this is this is a, this is really fun. I this, this whole beef in your neighborhood. I think

this is a lot of fun. And or just fascinating, I guess, is the deal about it that how often have they been cutting your lawn and do they ever ask for money? They never ask for money and it's probably about once a month if I don't get to it right away. I'm not good at about I will admit I don't like yard work. I probably shouldn't have bought a house. I didn't like yard work But it does never get overgrown is that make I'm right there with you I cut my lawn only when I absolutely have to I don't yeah So here's what I would do if I was in your situation and you know me Charlie What do I like to do you like to cut grass like to stir the pot. Oh, you're a

pot. How would you stir this pot? So what I would start doing is I, when I do mold, lawn, I would purposely leave a few strips that I air quotes, missed on their side of the property. you know, you also could just find a time right before they're going to mow their lawn and you just start mowing their lawn and do a bad job. That'll really get them fired up. What, what if she does a real, what if she does a really good job? What if she, yeah, okay.

Beers it. Yep. No, that would piss them off even more. What you need to do is, well, it depends on what kind of financial commit me you want here. You're going to hire the best of the best in town. lawnmowers, landscapers. And you're going to have them go to their house and do like the best job that you've ever seen done picking weeds

doing the flipping the weed whacker over and doing the nice cut edging lines on the sidewalk and everything and then you can text them and say You're welcome for doing a really really good job on your lawn No need to thank me or pay me, but I thought it looked really good afterwards. And also, make sure when you hire this lawn service company, make sure they start at 6am. Yeah.

Perfect. So that's one. Perfect. I'll get right on that. Now, that's one route. The other route is just stop mowing your lawn all together and just see what their limit is. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, they may be how that's very cute. They may just mow your lawn once a week. If you can, if you're comfortable taking those, those passive aggressive text messages off the chin, but you're getting your Milan mode every week, I think that that might be worth it.

I was going to say you could even piss them off more and get one of those signs that says, this is a natural lawn or whatever, you know, basically people have overgrown lawns, they stick that sign in the front yard and they say, like, uh, go slow, bsit play or something like that, you know, like, make it a real, that would probably piss them off pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. And I, yeah, go ahead. Do they have a like pristine lawn or do they have like a gardening lawn? No, they have, they take very good care of their loss. Yeah, that'll piss them off. Daily. Make a hippie lawn.

I got another one. What is it? You're going to get a yard sign that, and you're going to make a fake business and you're going to name it something like two cranky old women lawn services. And you're going to stick it in their front yard and put their phone number on there. And. That's awesome.

Yeah, she looks that one too. She kind of likes a diabolical one. I know, I think you can be a little bit more. I do, I like the diabolical one. So what are you gonna do? What pathway are you gonna take after? We've given you a few suggestions here. You know, as much as I like the diabolical ones, I kind of like to not through the pod as much as I can. So I think I might just let it go for as long as I can to see

how much they can take. Yeah, just stop mowing your lawn. They'll do it for you. I think that the rod I got to take and I I've talked to some friends about it, and they've been on the fence. They're like, well, they're just being nice. I'm like, no, they're being past aggressive. I just know it, because it's just the text messages that really get to me. You can feel it. You can feel it when they're being past some aggressive.

Have you ever taken them over a casserole to thank them for cutting your lawn? Yeah. I brought some over cookies one time. I brought some over a case of beer. Like this has been going on for probably the last three years. Yeah. They've been cutting your lawn for three years. Yeah. I think you even got to take this a step further and just put your lawnmower on the curb with a sign that says three. that's free. And then that'll really piss them off. You're like, I don't even need to say anymore. Right, right. You're doing this for me. Why do I need this? Yeah. Yeah. That's the move right there. So I think you got to plan and just stop mowing get rid of that lawn mower and

uh, I mean, you're living the dream. You got free lawn care. Yeah. It's like you live in a retired community. You got free lawn service. I, I pretty much do live in a retired community. What do you, what do you think though? If those gals called up this show you what do you think though if those gals called up the show what do you think they would say? They would say that they were being nice and they were being helpful. Yeah, they would fold. I Mean they would Like if they were calling and not knowing you called it and they were calling in to talk about their neighbor how they Mo the lawn would they say but's getting a little out of hand. I don't know what they would say.

Exactly. They probably complain about me, like I'm complaining about them, but you know, I don't know, but they say that they were still being nice and they were just being neighborly. Yeah. Yeah. Do they shovel your walk? Is this a, does this extend to the winter? your walk? Does this extend to the winter? No, so they sometimes they will help me very rarely in the winter. I have a very steep driveway, so snow blowing is not fun. And our driveways are so close together. Last winter, we had a really bad snow and I was outside snow blowing and a gust of wind came up and blew the snow that was blowing out.

The snow on onto their driveway and they were outside and they were yelling at me to turn the thing and I'm like, I can't control the wind. and I'm like, I can't control the wind. It was great. It was not. So did you then go blow there? They're driveway after that? Or did you just stop? No, I just stopped. God, that's actually great. Oh yeah, just keep doing stuff like that. Just little subtle jabs. Yeah. Yeah. Well, all right. Well, I think we gave you some options. And I'm excited for you to maybe irritate them a little bit more. This sounds like they're looking forward to it.

They, I think so. Thank you for a little advice. What's very funny is when she called, you can tell she was a little bit frustrated. And now she's so happy that she has a plan to pitch these. She's like, I'm going to have a great weekend. It was a whole bunch of things. I was nervous to talk to you guys. And then now I'm just happy. And I got all these plans.

It's so real good. No, you don't have plans now. You don't got to mow your lawn. Yeah. It's going to be chilling on the porch. Well, she's got to get it for sale sign. Exactly. Yep. Well, congratulations on the rest of your life. Thanks. Yeah, thanks for calling. Thanks for calling in. Thanks for calling in. Bye. Miles, got a hand at you.

You have some good ideas in there. Yeah. I'm all talk though. I could never do that. Well, and I would never, what would you honestly do in that situation? I don't, I just would take the licks, I think. Yeah. I think you just gotta take the passive aggressive comments. I may, if I catch them mowing my lawn, I may go out there, like if I'm coming home and they're mowing it.

I got it. Like, what if I was coming home to mow the lawn, you know? Yeah. It's tough. Yeah, I don't know. I don't, I don't have neighbors like that. I feel good about it. Great gal though.

Great gal. It kind of, yeah, it kind of, it kind of makes you feel like a piece of shit though. You know, someone else mowing your lawn to a degree. Well, that's what's like kind of the offensive part of it, you know, yeah. It's like, it's like trying to, it's like, it's kind of like trying to tell other parents how they should be parenting their kid. You just don't do that. Yeah. So all right. From taking another one. Let's do it. Yeah. Hello. Hello. Can you hear me? Yeah. And oh, I just heard a door open. So were you just trying to wait to get away from the house to make this call? What's going on?

Ain't gonna lie to your fellows. I'm sitting here at work. All right. That's that's that's a part of the know I'm running out and doing an estimate. That's what I thought. That's what I thought. Nice. Well, belly on up to the bar with us instead. Tell us your name and what's on your mind. Yeah, Bella's my name's Tyson and I just had a quick question on how I can get out of going to Disneyland with the in-laws there. Yeah, wow. You are in a predicament. I, um, well, let's get some backstory here Tyson. Are any of your in-laws Disney adults? Are any of my in-laws busy adults? Are any of my in-laws, busy adults? Yeah, and you know what I'm talking about.

They're always wearing the Mickey Mouse ears. They never shut up about Disney and how awesome it is. They re-watch over and over again. Let's just say they got themselves Disney web 2023 feature so they can all wear the family out there. Oh my god. I would rather snort class. Yeah Okay, well, they're going at near the end of October there and I'm a big ice fisherman So when we use the good ice down here in Utah around end of October. So kind of my early go to right there. What the hell are you waiting on the mountain or what?

It's about two and a half hour drive up to the U.N. is there and probably looking at two to three inches of ice when going out there. But I like. No, guys, nice and rough. You would read two to three inches of ice. That's not like a ton of ice. You know, he'd rather go risk his life on some mountain ice.

They go to Disney. He has to walk with his legs spread away apart. So he can do better weight distribution. So it doesn't fall through the ice instead of going to Disneyland. Three inches of ice. Dude, he puts his floor in the water. Then I'd get in any ride. I mean, that is, yeah, that's, I mean, I'm fished on two, three inches of ice before,

but I'm not far from sure. I don't even know if I have fished on two, three inches. I don't advise it. That's, that's, that's extreme ice fishing right there, dude. Okay. Well, we don't want to be held liable for you fishing on two inches of ice. So we're gonna pretend like you didn't tell us that yeah We'll pretend it's a full five. Yeah Okay, so how many people are going how many people are going to Disneyland or Disney world and

What is it gonna to be like? What are you walking into if you do go? We got probably 12 people going. We got my girl, her family, which is about six others and then they got grandpa, grandma, and uncle going out there and all that stuff. Kind of a side bit on that. It was a Christmas present for the girl and they said, well, you can, we'd really like you to go and it's going to big fight and everything like that. We want me to go.

And then they want me to pay for the Disney ticket and then my girlfriend just got a Venom request from her mom for 400 bucks for the Airbnb. So she's paying 400 bucks for her Christmas. Yeah. That's brutal. Wait, wait, wait. I'm going to ask you to ask me if you have any questions about your family or your family. I'm going to ask you to ask me if you have any questions about your family or your

family or your family. I'm going to ask you to ask me if you have any questions about your family or your family or your family. I'm going to ask you to ask me if you have any questions about your family or your

family or your family. I'm going to ask you to ask me if you have any questions about your family or your family or your family. I'm going to ask you to ask me if you have any questions about your family or your family or your family. I'm going to ask you to ask me if you have any questions Wow three years you've been he's dude you're signing up for a lifetime of this crap Are you ready for that? Oh, I know now here's the thing

Oh, you do kind of got a set you do have to work it I like do have to set the tone early though. So this this trip here is important But it sounds like you've already been putting up a stink and there's been arguments, is that what you said? Oh yeah, they've definitely been arguments with the girl and the girl's family. She really wants me to go. They don't want you to go? The hero of the tire.

No, they would say it. So you're talking, Maybe they don't. So he acts like he does. So Peepah and Mima are also going to this. I mean, I can't imagine that grandpa is that jack to go to Disneyland or is he just happy to be out of the nursing home to do something

or what's going on there? Um, I'm not entirely sure. I'm, you know, he's definitely, I mean, being at that age, I would want to be staying home to quiet place. I'm already like that at 27. Now, I'm going to a crowd of people. I'm not sure where he's thinking he's going to drive this out. Yeah, maybe he wants to just see a

whole new world, a whole fantastic point of view. Although Charlie, well, it is a small world after all, it is a small world after all. But you a small world after all. But you don't know that until you take a magic carpet ride. Mm-hmm. Um, if you had a farm, I'd Disneyland. Tyson, right? Tyson, let me ask you this.

If you had three wishes we could grant you right now revolving around this Disney trip, what would they be? Five inches of ice. Yep. Um, let's see here. Three wishes. is need trip. What would they be? Five inches of ice. Yep. Let's see here. Three wishes. Ooh, I didn't even have to rub the lamp or anything. No, no, we're rubbing the lamp for you right now. Miles, yeah, we'd probably ask for five inches of ice.

Okay. Well, you already messed up the wishes question. That one knows with the first wish, you always ask for more wishes. That's rule number one, you can't do it. Haven't you seen Aladdin? Come on. All right Tyson, here's, let's get down to business on this. Let's be real on this. You have made known your lack of Disney love to your fiance and she has said essentially suck it up

You're going is that correct? That is correct. Okay, then You got me to pay for the tickets and The Airbnb where it was a Christmas present for everybody else. Okay, you got two pathways here Tyson You can either you can either, you can either push against this and make a stand and say no, or you put this in your bank. You put this in your leverage account. And then you get a free weekend to do whatever the hell you want that could be with your fiance. That could be just a weekend ice fish and to get away. I would start building the account with this as you guys go into marriage, you know.

This is exactly what every marriage therapist will tell you not to do, but start taking score right now. Got it. There's everyone knows the marriage is about keeping score and having leverage over the other person. And this is right now. A lot of leverage. So you keep maintaining your distaste for Disney. And then you going will just add more to your account.

And the thing is, is if you can actually have, because I'm be honest, when you're going to go on this trip, yeah, it's going to sound like you're going, especially if you'd like to marry this gal, you have to go on this trip. Yeah, it's going to sound like you're going, especially if you'd like to marry this gal, you have to go on the trip. But if you can get in the right mentality here, Tyson and know that once, cause there's ain't going to be their first trip that they're going to lug you a long on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This might be an annual. I'm at you. So you might be in life. Connecting Tyson, Tyson, you got to get in the right mentality. You have to go into every single year knowing that you're going to have one trip a year that absolutely buys you leverage for the rest of the year.

It is your penance. It is your one weekend that you're going to have to suffer through just so that you can go ice fishing whenever the how you want. And you're going to live this until the day that you die. You just view it as you got to work an extra weekend. It's basically you're working that weekend. You got a set trip on a weekend. You didn't want to work, but you kind of have to, because the boss said so. Yeah, that's always a good go to right there.

No, well, here's what I like about your fiance and your marriage, oh, you said that she is worth it. And as horrific as Disney world or land is, and I've been there, it, first of all, that place has mice. Second of all, the drinks insanely expensive. Really? What it does? The Mickey Mouse joke. Yeah. I dropped it in there. I thought it was well placed. Parking is insane. It's nuts. It's not the happiest place on earth. I'm going to that right now But anyways, I like that you like your fiance more than you hate Disney because you love your fiance more than you hate Disney

Because if that equalizes my god that marriage is gonna work It's one weekend a year definitely no, and I It just sounds like a nightmare for a week. Can we all agree on that? Yeah. Like a couple days of Disney is okay. But what what do you do for a week? Oh God. That's not a weekend. Dude, that's a full week. I'm out. You're going to spend two six weeks at Disney. That's a, that's um, that's like a, a prison prison sentence and you got to pay for that.

I'm staying. You got to pay to get a prison. I got to every day in that that that that prison, you're going to be paying for like food, overpriced food over and you're going to be drinking a lot on this just to be able to stay. All right. well, you know what? I got a little little. Oh, it's California. You got Edibles. You can. I don't. I didn't know it was a week.

I didn't know it was a week. So I'm gonna backtrack on everything I said. I think you got to start looking. I think you got to start looking for maybe a new mate. I think that, you know, you just help me because. I got a start looking for maybe a new mate. I think that you know, you just help me because my girlfriend watches this show with me. So when you guys were telling me all this and like, we can't watch the episode together. We can't. No.

I mean, I appreciate the back. Seven. Seven. He's like, guys, I called in to help my argument here. And then you sided with her with the hell. Yeah, week, no, I'm on your side weeks too long. You got to find a way, maybe show up, you know, four days into it. Then you only got a couple. I don't know. You got, I mean, this cannot be an annual trip. You got to lay that groundwork now. I mean, that's too much for any person to handle. If this is a one time deal, you suck it up, you put it in the bank account,

you get to do a trip that you want to do and she's got to calm. Yeah. No, well, you got to do it because he's probably going to end up going on the strip. Yeah. What you got to do is while you guys are there, you're like, this is a fun once every couple decades trip. I'm glad we're doing it now. Fun once in a lifetime experience. This is a once in a lifetime experience. I'm soaking it in now because I'll never come back here because it's a once in a lifetime experience. Right guys? Well, I do have kind of, you guys tell me what this idea would be. I'm not going to be a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a

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And the honest. Oh, nice. I think if you go on a family vacation, are you, do you, do your family do family vacations? Family vacations for us as a kid was us going down to a graph on the grandmas and then we got to spend a week on the farm. Yeah. Uh, family vacation for us as a kid was us going down to grandpa and grandma's and then we got to spend a week on the farm. Yeah, hold on. It's helping grandpa and grandma on the farm. Yeah. No, they don't don't know a lot of vacation. Yeah, no, that's good. That's good. Uh, because then you don't have to pay for it. Uh, but you're already really paying for it. Ah, yeah, yeah. You're in trouble, man.

What's, is your wife a Disney adult, or your fiancee a Disney adult, is she like hardcore like that? Not necessarily, she's mainly going because her mom is the type that if you don't go do something with a family, it becomes a big ordeal. Oh boy. It's easier for her to go spend a week in Disneyland and pay the money for the Airbnb than it is

to deal with her mom. Wow, sounds like a code dependent relationship actually right there. I do not envy your position. Yeah. Maybe you go on the Disney trip, but she goes to an Alonon meeting. We'll just say you couldn't get off of work. Instead of coming on Monday, you come on like Thursday or Friday and still go so that you kind of scratch that itch. Yeah. You don't have to be there the whole time. Maybe commit to just less days. Right.

Do you have it? I think so. Do you have a demanding job, Tyson? Not necessarily. I'm a science sales guy. I sell science people. I love how I asked if he had a reflexible with all that. I like how I asked if he had a demanding job and as we started the call, he was walking out to take this call. So, you know, he's at work and he's talking to us. So,

so clearly not that demanding. You're a science sales guy. I'm a captain. Signed sales guy, yep. Can you make us a belly up beer sign? You know, I would love to make you guys a belly up beer sign. That'd be awesome. Now here's the question. We're gonna have bush on there. Or we're gonna have your lineys on there. Well, what we're gonna do is we're gonna order multiple signs.

We're gonna do as many as it takes to get you busy enough to where you don't have to go to Disneyland because you are working on our sets. That's true. There we go. Yeah. We've found it. We got it.

Oh, you got to work. And we'll take that money you saved on that Airbnb and we'll put it toward the sign fund. Yeah. So they'll be free and be free for us. Get you off the hook. This will win. Tyson.

Yep. Yep. All right. We're going to order up some signs. I agree. And then you just got to work, dude. There's a little way. I got to bring home the bacon. Yeah. This is a custom deal. We're going to shout out you and your business. I mean, this is good financial situation for your family. You just can't make it to Disney the full week. And I'm and you said it's the end of October, beginning of October. End of October. I was really hoping it was the beginning, because then I could use the excuse of Charlie show out there in Vegas. Yeah. Are you coming to my show in Vegas? I am indeed. That's awesome, man. Hell yeah. All right. Well, here's the deal. We're going to

place our order the third week of October October and we expected before November 1st. So you don't have much time to work with. And if you got to work over time and maybe skip a trip, that's just what you're going to have to do. That's just what, you know, you're doing it for the betterment of your future family. You know, and that's true. I got to make sure that your podcast has doable signage there. And if I let you guys down, I want to be a lot to listen anymore. So yeah, I think that's a great plan there, fellas.

All right. So well, Tyson, thanks for calling in. And thanks to your fiance for listening to this. And if she's really upset with us, have her call. And we'll chat chat with her too. Awesome. Well, I may be calling in a couple more weeks to give you all an update on me going on that Disney

trip because like you spell said before, we all know I'm going to end up going. Well, have fun. Have fun out there. I'm sure you'll find something. Did they? You two fellas.

All right. Well, we'll find something. Do they? You too fellas. All right. Well, we'll see. Yeah. I just just this is just to lose lose. It is. I hate this new land. I do. The last time I was there, I was like my sixth birthday. Was it?

Oh, you went for your birthday. Yeah. I got a sticker. Damn. That said, it was my birthday, really? Yeah. Where do you excited? Did you have fun? Yeah, I think so. I don't know, six. Like anything makes a six year old happy. Yeah. That's really cool. Were you guys down there for vacation just happened to be around your birthday? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. in Florida. No, the Disney lands in California. Oh, okay Cool Disney worlds in Florida got it. I always mix them up. Yeah, same church different pew same church different pew Well, so we dig an L one. Yeah, well Charlie. Hi miles this Sunday You got a tip back two things. What's that? You want to know what? Your clocks and a glass of tippy cow.

Wait, are we still doing the daylight savings type thing? Oh, yeah. No, it's a Sunday. I think they stopped doing that, dude. No, I think it's going to happen. No, they don't do it anymore. They passed a law. I know, but I don't think that the, I don't think it's real.

Well, either way, we're going to be drinking some tippy cow. What do you think? Yeah. Yeah. Regardless. We're going to tip back some cow and tip back our clock. If you guys are wondering how Charlie gets himself in all the mishaps, it's because he just thinks

that they're not doing it anymore. And so he's just going to be an hour late to something. Hey, by the way, dude, I was here early today. Actually, I was here five minutes late and you were here 25 minutes late. Well, I had to anyways, guys, tipping on back, tipping clocks back. If you tip it back, you at least won't, no, you'll be late. You might don't do it to a grandfather clock. If you tip that back there top, have it in my fall.

Now do it to your analog. Yeah. Turn back time. Yeah. If I could turn back time. Do it. If I could find a way. And I will raise you up on Tim Began.

Guys, Rick, to be caught. Two clocks back. Tim, but I'm back with to be cow. This is Jackson. Hey, Jackson, where you calling him from? I'm from Kansas City, Missouri. Oh, Kansas City. Is your brother Patrick Mahomes?

Oh, I wish. I just had to get that out of the way. Okay. Didn't know. Didn't know for sure. All right, well, Jackson, what's on your mind? Well, I'm calling in the day. Back a few months ago, I was at a friend's house.

And they live on some acreage. So we do a big bonfire party, then it's hang out. And well, you know, I've been drinking and I got stuck on the couch while everybody else was in the bedrooms and the camper they had outside. And three-four in the morning, I, you know, go to take my nightly fee and I hear some loud music from my friend's parents' room. And I was like, huh, that's pretty weird. And then I started to hear some other noises.

And the state I was in, I was like, what is that? And then it clicked and I was like, oh, I was like, they're doing the 30. But everybody here. And so now, every time I see them, I tell I, I tell like, well, I just hear it every time I see them. And I go over there quite a bit. And so I'm wondering, how do I get that, every time I see them and I go over there quite a bit. And so I'm wondering how do I get that? Every time I see them, how do I prevent from hearing it? So you heard your friends' parents. Charlie, let's ask them what it sounded like. Can you do a reenactment for us?

Yeah, what did it sound like? Uh, you know, I don't think I want to do that. It's just going to like reopen that scar. That's the one we have to do. This is part of the therapy. It's expose your therapy. Once you get it out there, you cannot live with these sounds in your head alone.

We must all hear them. So what did it sound like? It was pretty vocal. It was a lot of, uh, I heard a lot of, oh, shit. Oh, shit. I think I heard a lot of that. I think it was more of a shit. Who was saying, oh, shit, Mr. Mrs. It was her.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. That would be kind of weird if he was saying oh shit, Mr. Mrs. It was her. Oh yeah, that would be kind of weird if he was saying that. I did a, I went back to the couch that night and I just laid there like a money arms crossed just eyes wide open or staring at the camera. He went back, laid down eyes wide upstairs, the ceiling just said, oh shit. Oh shit, oh shit, Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. What song were they were they doing it too? You know, I really don't remember. Was it a modern song?

I feel like making love. Oh, shit. That's all right. I told my friend that like a few days later, he goes, oh, yeah, they do a lot of time. I'm like, you listen to that all the time. I was like, what in the world? Okay. That's you know, good for them. Honestly, how old are they?

I say upper 40s. I don't really ask for the rage, but yeah, I'd say late 40s. Come for that, man. You know, they're still they're married. They're keeping the flame alive. Yeah, I mean, it's not like you like it's not like you went into the kitchen for a glass of water and they were you was mountain or on the counter anything.

You just heard some noises. Yeah. You know, I think what could be important is to remember that Dorgas animals, you know, we are. And that is a very natural thing to do. We had another caller calling that I believe saw her folks doing it on the porch on the porch. You know what? Maybe it's good to get on the track. Yeah. and realizing that your situation ain't so bad. Yeah, I mean, and you were a guest in their home, you know? Oh, yeah.

Well, that brings up another point. I know, where do you guys stand on the idea of fornication? Well, you have guests in the house because there's some people who say, yeah, that's fine as long as you keep her down. But other people there, like it is disrespectful to be doing the deed while you got guests in the house. What are you where you at, Charlie? Well, miles I've stayed at your house before. Yes. And I would like to plead the fifth and talk about

other people. Okay. Fair enough. Fair enough. What do you think? Do you think it's fine? I mean, I, I, I think your house, your rules. So I mean, I think his folks were well within their deal. And also this is a big, uh, bomb fire party situation. I think once you've had a couple two, three at the bomb fire, it all goes out the window anyway. You can go in with rules, but then rules are going to get broken after a couple shotguns and, you know, some Randy thoughts. I think the more important issue here is that your buddy seems to be pretty chillax about his parents getting it on really loud. Well, he grew up with it.

Nice for you. It's how he got here. He's like, I'm just thankful I'm here. How many kids are in that family? It's his brother and then he has like a, what do you call it? Like a half-this third ever, but yes, he's a crackhead. So, okay. They're not really affiliated anymore. Well, well, oh, shit. Yeah, I had to go down that road, huh? But then, but here is another issue.

What's that? After I went and laid down after hearing that, my buddy's room is right above the couch. No. And I heard him doing it with the girl. And I always looked like I can't escape it. I think we found the root of the problem here, Charlie. I got, I got, I got upper cutted

and then I got deal with the combo. Yeah, here's the deal I think that there's a deeper issue here that's maybe cause me some trauma. You're just jealous. Everyone else is getting laid but you you know. Yeah that's really what this is about. I think so do you have a significant other in your life? I actually do I'm in Manhattan, Kansas right now, visiting her. Oh, well good for you. Where she just lives there. Is she live with her parents?

What's that? I could go to school at case day. OK. She's a student at case day. Well, what does she think about the situation? Does she think that it's fine? Is she on your side? Where is she at? You know, I don't think I ever told her.

Okay. I appreciate that, you know, we're talking about it. Yeah, that you've confided this in us, you know, that you, you, you've trusted us with this important info. Did you? Yeah. We'll talk to me about the next day. So you got, oh,

shit's and oh, yeah, it's going all around you while you're trying to sleep on that couch. Sun comes up the next morning. What was I heard a little bit of slapping of the ass too. Oh my gosh. Oh, yeah. Now, when you were sleeping on that couch, did the thought go through your mind that that couch probably had the news for more than just sitting? Yeah That all You're like oh, you're like oh shit. That's not an ice cream stain On the couch like they told me Yeah, you know, I think you should, you should be thankful.

Honestly, and I tell you a quick story. My uncle had his buddy staying over at my grandparents' house and he got up to take a tinkle in the middle of the night and he went, he got lost in the house, went in the wrong room, went into my grandparents room, crawled into bed with them. And ever since then, they called them wrong way, Tommy. He didn't even stick around for breakfast. I had a friend at a party at my house.

I get two in the morning, I'm passed out. I hear a big stud, like somebody coming and falling down the stairs and I hear my dad yelling and screaming. So I go upstairs, I'm like, what's going on? I thought somebody broke into the house and he goes, you pissed on my wall. I'm like, who?

He was your friend, I was like, oh. Well, coming to find out, he was drunken, club walking, peed on my dad's wall and then I had to clear it up. I was kind of like, oh. Yeah. Well, coming up and out, he was drunk and clumpwalking, peed on my dad's wall, and then I had to clear it up. What was the thought? Was the thought your dad knocking him down the stairs? No, that was my friend falling down the stairs, running away from my dad.

Oh, okay. But then the best part is we never, you woke up to Hora sitting around for front row seats. And he's like, hey guys, we never told him what he did. So my dad walks down, and he's like, hey guys, we never told him what he did. So my dad walks down and he's like, hey Pat and my dad just touched him out up and down, but he never knew what he did until after we told him. But we let him get the earful hurt. You guys are good friends.

Oh boy. Well, do you think this helped? Does that do those sounds still live rent free inside your soul? I think sometimes the real question is, do I ever bring it up that I heard them doing it to them? No, that is what I just think about. Just send them this episode. Well, the problem is, I might hear it again.

We'll just stop sleeping at their house. Yeah. Or get a tent. Bring a tent there at. They got a bunch of land. Bring a tent. I'm going to make one of the other friends people in the garden. Yeah. You, you, if you don't have a bad, you're doing this to yourself. It's 2023, dude. You can get some noise, canceling headphones. That's true. That's not hard. Yeah.

headphones. That's true. That's not hard. Yeah. Those are expenses. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I'm like your plugs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Those are cheap actually. Those are. Yeah. I mean, yeah, just sleep outside. You just get a tent, dude. I don't. Then he, then you find out it's worse out there. He wakes up. No, he wakes up. There's two bears doing it next to him. I can't get away from this. Do bears do it at night? I don't know. cows are doing it. Wow. A lot of a lot of I think I was there. Oh, I would just walk home.

There you go. That's the answer, dude. I think I'd be my therapy when the fight when the fire burns down you walk home. Mm hmm. Lesson learned. Lesson learned. Kids got to come from somewhere. I think I just got to stop going over there completely. Just cut ties. No, don't cut ties. They're actually lovely people.

They're actually lovely people. They really are. They're very generous. They're kind of loving people. Yeah, they're absolutely. They love a lot. There's no shame in that game. No shame in that game. So, uh,

that's the right though. I wasn't their house. Yeah. It's not like they were in your house. If they were in your house, it'd be a different story. You know, um, and at least they were in their bedroom, not where it could be, could be seen. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. I mean, they, the reasonable expectation and privacy. You know, if you really want to be a nice guy, you really want to solve this problem. I think you offer to add an extra layer of drywall to the to their bedroom. I do a little coupling, put some, you know, you put that I think it's no, hey, soundproof it. Sleepwalk, piss on his wall, and then you're like,

well, we got to replace the seat rock. And when you rip that sheet rock off, put a lot of insulation, dump the sheet rock in. Give some space between the sheet rock for that coupling action. You know, yeah, look up soundproofing. It's an expensive thing, but it sounds like. I think the bigger thing for me is if I pissed on their wall, I just don't think I'd be invited back over. Yeah, that would solve it right there.

So we've got some options for you. I just want to go on over there. So, well, we appreciate you calling in. You got anything you want to buy, so are trade and Charlie. I know. Just and Charlie just curious. Just curious. I don't think I do. All right.

Well, it was nice chit chat with you. Is there anything anybody's been selling? Um, we're someone to look. Do you have a Yamaha TR230 blue 2006 TT 230? Yeah, you steal one of those. All right, well, we're on the lookout for one of those. So if you see one, let us know. Please do. I will. Real good. Uh, it was a pleasure talking to you guys. Yeah, thanks for coming in. And all day mowing.

So watch out for those clapping cheeks out there. All right. I think if I just put my ear, my ear buds, then I think, uh, yeah, that problem solved. Problem solved technology. It's a great thing. All right, Tyson, will you have a good one? Tell your friends folks we says, hi, okay? All right. Thank you thing. All right Tyson, will you have a good one? Tell your friends folks, we says hi, okay? All right, thank you guys.

All right, but bye now. Wouldn't that be funny if they were actually where they weren't doing the deed, they were playing a board game or something? And she's like, oh shit! Ah, shit! Yeah. Oh shit!

Yeah, and then she was winning like, oh shit! Oh shit! Yeah. What are the playing Yacht winning like, oh shit. Oh shit. Yeah. We're the playing Yachty, you know. Yachty. Yeah. Yeah. That's great.

Yeah. Well Charlie, I think that's another good episode in the books. Think so, Miles. Ben, a pleasure going on this ride with you. Yes, guys, as always, don't forget to tip your bartender. We love you. We do. And we'll see you in the next one.

Real good. As always, don't forget to tip your bar tender. Love you. We will. And we'll see you in the next one. Real good.