Bellied Up - Myles & Charlie's Wild Adventure #44

Episode Date: April 6, 2023

Presented By Fleet Farm In this episode, we're at Hi-Ho Burgers & Brews in Dilworth, MN. Myles & Charlie learn an interesting fact about strawberries. First caller is a geologist who is wondering how she can get her parents to stop asking when she's going to have kids. The next caller is a "Former NFL QB" who is in the market for a hot dog roller. Please consider helping one of our listeners' good buddy Will, with his cancer treatment Here Get yourself a "Road Huntin For Ditch Chickens" hat

Oh, right, Charlie, we are back to belly that podcast presented by Fleet Farm. We are here again at high hoe and Delworth, Minnesota, feeling good. We honestly, Charlie, yes, Miles, tell your folks I says, hi, I will. I will tell them you say hi. I don't know why I thought of that, but I just, oh, it could be that your whole, it's plastered across your chest made in the USA. You can purchase it on man twagman.com miles. Do you eat the top of your strawberries? Uh, like the green part. No, why? Um, I was in doxerone not to. Why?

I feel like that's the end. Oh, no. Why? Why were we in Doxdrone that way? Yeah. I think it's probably the strawberry industry getting us to eat more strawberries. Probably a lobbyist at some point in DC. Short for Diskerka Columbia.

Ah. Washington DC where... I never knew that's what they stood for. Yeah, the capital of the United States is there. Taxation without representation. And yeah, Boston Tea Party. Yeah, so toss it over. I think that's probably where it started back in the tea party days. Yeah, I love coming on the Belly-Up podcast because I learned

something new from your bigger. Always facts. Why know, facts. Um, why do you ask? Well, this morning, I was eating strawberries and I ate the whole thing and I said, I was so bad on purpose on purpose on purpose. I did it because I was thinking, you know, I haven't had a salad in a while and you told me you were eating salad and I was thinking I was going to see you and I was like, what if I eat the whole strawberry, that's kind of like salad.

Yeah. I don't think there's anything wrong with the top of the strawberry. Yeah. You should Google if there's any, if why people don't eat the top of strawberries so we get to read the real answer. Yeah. Not that our answer wasn't real because I don't think they're poisonous. What if, what if this is my last day on earth?

You're the one side of your face is certain to kind of droop. Is it? Yeah. Oh no. What does it say? It's not only are the top safe to eat they're healthy and very flavorful. Very flavorful.

We found that out. Yeah, I still do. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, so I mean, no matter how this podcast, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, forget top of the muffin to you, top of the strawberry to you. Yeah. Cause isn't that a old sign fell. It's a sign fell bit. Muffin top muffin top. You know what's funny?

I think isn't that one of the bits that they like stole from a comedian or something like that like stole from Jerry Seinfeld? No, I know not Jerry Seinfeld, but wasn't there like some, I read this at some point or someone told me that a lot of the Seinfeld bits came from comedians like back in the 80s because they were doing like these bits and clubs and it was easy to kind of sit in the back of the club and pull bits for the show. I mean, maybe I'm wrong about that.

But that I don't know. Maybe there'll be a Seinfeld reboot and our strawberry thing will be on the, yeah, maybe the, oh, this is. I'm going to need them dipped in chocolate, though. I'm gonna be honest with you. Oh, you wanna dip the tips in chocolate? Yeah. Just the tip.

So we'll call it just the, well, it's the tip of a strawberry is different. Yeah, okay. So not, not the tip, just the top. Just the top. Doesn't, it's not as funny as just the tip. So maybe you need to keep workshop in that. Strawberry tips and tops. Yeah. Yeah. And just the tip has chocolate on it. And then the rest

is regular strawberry. That's great. Tips and tops. That's great. The chocolate on just the tip. And what if we, okay, and we should, we should detop them and then have like a strawberry top salad. Ooh, strawberry top salad. Yeah. I mean, you don't need any lettuce because you already have a full day. No, that's why it's the salad. We pull off all the tops and make a salad out of it. Instead of chop salad, it's top salad.

I think it's maybe one of those things, though, we eat the tops of strawberries that will start growing strawberries under stomach, just like eating watermelon seeds. Oh, you know what, that could be a danger. Can we Google that to see if that's a possibility? Can strawberries grow in your stomach? Yeah, like watermelons. Regardless, I think we are on to something. We're on to a lot of things. We're very, we're feeling very inspired right now, I think.

And I think there's no better way to do a Colin podcast show than when you're really inspired. No, it's true. Our strawberry juices are flow. No plants, no, plants do not grow in your body because plants need sunlight in your body. There was no sunlight. Okay, but if you were so the plants won't grow in your body.

Okay, that makes sense. Yeah, otherwise I thought there could be bodies got water got water. Just and it's got the fertilizer, your full shit. And so I guess the only thing we're missing is sunlight. We'll figure it out. We'll open your mouth up. It's, I just stand with my mouth open, looking at the sun for hours.

Yeah, yeah. And if Ann is like miles, get in the house, I need you, you can be like, Ann, I am. Growing food for our family. Yeah. Growing food for our future family. Yeah. All right.

Well, that's one of the dumbest ideas we've had on this podcast. But we've had, we've had. But Charlie, we're back. We're ready to roll and we're going to take some collars. What are you doing? Let's do it. Hello. Welcome to the Belly to colors. What are you doing? Let's do it. Hello, welcome to the Belly to podcast.

Who are we talking to today? Hi, it's Carlean. Hey, Carlean. How are you? I'm doing pretty good. How about you guys? Fantastic, honestly. Yeah, where are you calling from?

Well, that's great. I'm actually currently in Florida. I decided to do an impromptu trip down here for almost two months. Oh, whoa, whoa. I want a good job. Where do you work? Well, I'm a geologist. I currently live in North Carolina, but I put my house up for sale.

And my uncles had an extra house that they couldn't get out of a lease and they bought a home themselves. I was like, hey, can I just come down and work from Florida? And they're like, yeah, come on down. That's awesome. Packed in two hours and drove the 10 and a half hours. Wow.

Wow. I'm very curious. You said you were a geologist. I have no idea truly what that means. Can you explain to me what a geologist does? That's like explaining what an engineer does. I'm just kidding. It's like you couldstein, I'm full of theologians. Just, Brownstein is that. What kind of geologists are you then? So I just, engineering geologists, so I work a lot with the dams and water and mines

and earthquakes. Well, damn. You, you work on some, some pretty cool stuff. What is your favorite part of the dam? The favorite part of the dam. I guess the water at home or if you're talking about the structural maybe the spillway Yeah, I'm a big spillway as guy as well. I can concur with that. What about you Charlie? What's your favorite part of the dam? I can concur with that. What about you Charlie? What's your favorite part of the damn my favorite part of the damn is the little home on top of it That someone lives in and decides when the water come at the when the water go with. Yep. I always wanted to live in a damn home

You know, I've been living in a damn apartment for too long Time for me to move on up Maybe you'd like the crest of the dam. Yeah, how do you feel as a engineer of dams? How do you feel the beavers have been doing all these years? Well, they're hard workers. I mean, they do a lot of work to get their little homes going. So I was basically like, oh, it's cute. You're

like, it's, that's cute what they do. But what I do is I get shit done. Have you ever seen Hoover damn? Huge. It is. That is the monster. Damn. How do you feel? How do you feel about my take that I had on another podcast called you bet you radio, you can found where I'll podcast me found. I said that I don't really podcast called you bet you're ready where you can find where I'll podcast me found? I said that I don't really get all the hoopla with the Hoover Dam because basically it's just a bunch of concrete, but vertical instead of laying flat. How do you feel about that from a geological standpoint? How do you feel about that?

Matt, I feel like we're going to get a lot of controversy on this topic, but I'm here for it. We love controversy. I think the wow factor, yeah, all about it. The Hoover Dam is kind of cool because of the engineering techniques that went behind it. I mean, they didn't have a lot of tools and big equipment to build it. And you had people on ropes that literally were hanging from ropes and just like a piece of wood.

And it's just kind of cool. You think of it in that point of view. That definitely changed my perspective. I know. It's like, I'm looking, I'm like, wow. That's a lot of concrete that's vertical that was built by people on swings. On to things completely changed.

Yeah, I now want to watch the documentary on the Making of the Hoover Dam. How many people are buried in the Hoover Dam? Oh, for sure. Yeah, that's what we lost another awesome in the mixer. Was it built by the mob? Well, you guys, so I was on the ropes team and I actually like went down the Hoover Dam I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of people.

I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of people.

I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of people, they're not going to come true. I'm all. Oh my God. How does it feel to be someone profiting off of old children's hopes and dreams and wishes? Well, they may mind dreams true with all the beer I consume. You know how to pull the strings. And I thought for other people. You know how to pull the strings. And I thought for other people. Wait, now you have to back this, back this damn boat up. So hold on, you've worked on Hoover Dam.

Yeah, so I was inspecting all the rock slides that are on either side of the dam. So you know, they have rocks. Like there's a, I haven't been there. the dam. So you know, they have rocks. I can come down to the visitor center. Like there's a, I haven't been there. There's a rock slide. You can slide down it. No, come on. Sorry. Rock fall. So we're just protecting your little noggin. So all the. Oh, there's no falling rock. Oh, so there's no falling rocks. Well, you're going to have to talk to us like we're eight. She already is. I know.

Did you hear how she said no? I was like we're five. She's like, she's our basically our baby sitter right now. Love it. Yeah, that's sorry. We're gonna try and smarten up for you. Wow. No, you guys are doing great.

So how do you collect all those coins? Did you just pull them up or is there a little net there? on the golf course when they have a net on the bottom of the pond to bring up all the golf balls? How do you get all those quarters? Well, when you're so we were on the but so the rock face on either side of the dam and like rocks are just in the crevices are like laying on top of the rock. So as you're repelling down, you're just collecting them and putting them in a pocket. I'm probably going to get in trouble for collecting everyone's coins. That's because we call this the old backpedal Charlie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're really repelling out of this one. Oh, wow.

That's how she's going to put kids through college was. Yeah. Well, the only way you can get the only way you can absolve yourself from stealing all these people's wishes is by donating that money to make a wish. Yeah. So if you don't, you're a terrible person. Yeah. So you're going to make a wish. Yeah. So. And if you don't, you're a terrible person. Okay.

Yeah. So you're going to live with that now. Okay. Yeah. All right. Yup. Thank you. I have that.

I have a heavy heart now. I'm going to have to pay it up back. Well, heavy hearts just make you stronger. All right. All right. Charlie, I think we've asked our questions. Yeah. She called in. She was looking for some advice potentially.

I forgot about that part. Why don't you belly up to the bar with your pocket full of quarters and tell us what's on your mind. Beers are on you. What's going on? That's totally fine. I'll buy beer all night. So I need advice.

And this is also going to help my sister-in-law. So anytime I'm home and you know you're around family and of course the parent. So I'm single and I've for the last 17 years have been giving crap about not you know giving grandbabies or hey Kar when, when are you gonna have babies? How the heck you stop people from asking that question? So I need to make a shirt. Walk around with it on. What would this shirt say?

What does the shirt say? That's what I need. That's why I need advice. What should I put on the shirt? It just says a thousand prime babies. It no, it just says I only have sex for fun, not babies. That's what the shirts would say. I'm, I'm a person, not a baby maker.

Yeah. There you go. There's no bun in the oven ever. Yeah. Yeah. See, and let's the T shirt do all the talking. And that's what I need. Yeah.

Um, so okay. It seems to be honestly, did they give up on the marriage thing because it sounds like they skipped over. Yeah. When you get married to now, they're just have given up on the marriage thing. Unless you are, you know, she said she's single. Uh, yeah, they've given up on that part and they just have gone straight to we don't even care how you do it. just get us a baby or what? Yeah, everyone just wants to grandbabies or whatever it is and yeah, it's over the marriage

It's not about my happiness. It's about probably just giving up these little twerk for them to babysit once in a while and give them back Yeah, I don't know. I mean is there a rent a kid type of situation you can find that just they're looking down because sadly, they're just looking for a kid to hang out with. Well, so I'm the first born and my brothers eight years younger than me. So they got married two years ago. It's always like, oh, this is excellent. The pressure is off me. Now it's all on him and his wife.

But they haven't really given up on me. I was hoping that would like leave from Slack. So, yeah. I don't know. Do you want to have kids? I don't know. I'm what you call, you know, it's probably geriatric eggs in there now.

37 isn't that the fine to become really you're asking the wrong two fellas. You know, we have I don't know who Jerry is. That's what you're asking. My cousin's name is Jerry. He's a good guy. You know, he's got a lot of theatrics. Jerry's theatrics is that what you said? Yeah. Maybe. Yeah, totally. Maybe your shirt just says, I am am I not enough? Mom. I like that.

Who gives you a more crap? Mom or dad? It was mom in the beginning and it's been dad as a boy. I think he sees all his friends and they're all a gram and grandpa. And so I think that, you know, maybe you know, I'm feel a little sad. Oh, okay. I have a dark solution for you, which will maybe get to later. I'm not ready to reveal yet.

I'm still workshopping it. So Charlie, I want to hear how you approach this with your family. Cause Charlie's in very similar situation with you. No kids, single guy, you know, his family's always down as thrilled about something. Yeah. How do you avoid the kid talk at your gatherings? Well, here's what I do, honestly.

Basically, I just start talking a lot. And when I start, the more I talk, the less they want me to procreate. So. So that's my best advice there. Just start talking about all the wishes you've stolen from little children along the way. Yeah, maybe throw in some questionable takes on stuff, you know?

Yeah. Maybe like, you know, I don't, when Michael Jackson was dangling his kid out the thing, that didn't seem like that was that crazy. Just say stuff like that and then they'll be like, okay, she should not have kids. Yeah, or come up with a nice invention for a kid. Like, you know, I've been noticing all these people with their dogs on choke colors, you know, I've been noticing all these people with their dogs on choke

colors. You know, what that make? What if it easier to keep track of your kid? They got choked a little every time they walked away. Not a lot. Shock collars. I mean, shock collars suggest shock collars for kids. You know, there's the electric fence outside? What if they made electric fence playpen? Yeah, they suggest stuff like that.

Absolutely. And then they'll say, you know what, maybe things are better this way. Honestly, this was kind of the direction that I was going with with my dark one. So I think we got there anyways. Well, what was your dark one? It was basically saying questionable stuff like that. Okay. Got it. Yeah. Well, you know, and also it's, it's just your life. And, you know, we can't live our lives for other people. It's a people pleasing thing. And it's just best, you know, you keep doing you and saying you and it's gonna be awkward

and uncomfortable at first, but then eventually they'll understand. Well, okay, I thought of another good one. Okay, as you were as you were rammed with. I was like, tried to give actual advice. Okay, so the last thing that's, you said even your dad started giving you crap. The last thing your parents want to know is details about how a baby is made or you would at least attempt to make a baby. So then you should just start diving in to how you're trying to and in far too much detail,

they're going to clam up and ask you to stop telling the details and then they won't ask you anymore. That's another interesting. Well, that is good, but my family, oh, we're so open, it's actually kind of bad. So I did do that route. Like, here's an example. I'll tell you a story. So my brother and I were coming home from the theaters, and it was dark, there's a full moon,

and we're coming up the driveway. And he's like, oh my God, did you just see that? And I'm like, no, what? He's like, I just saw Dad's dad. And I'm like, what? So there's a type of people that'll do it anywhere. Everyone's open. Like, no.

Oh, what? Oh, I was like, oh, you see the top. Back, so back that as up. So yeah, they were alone in home and decided, yeah, we're just going to take this outside. So they were doing their room obviously because yeah, out on the porch. Okay. So I now get it. I mean, your whole family is fucking like bunnies. And so naturally all they want is babies. You know, I think this is what happens. This is their counter tactic. They're like, well, if if I'm not going to get kids from my children, we're just going to give it another go ourselves. another go ourselves. Oh, yeah, maybe well, but it's so my brother and I put a sign on the't know something called that full moon that you had just love.

He's like a werewolf. You guys saw two full moons that night. Yeah. It's like another planet with multiple moons. To start trick. Yeah, I mean, honestly, it doesn't sound like the T-shirts are gonna help you anyways. I know more about your family. Right?

Um, yeah, I don't know what to do with that even. Yeah, I mean, your parents are exhibitionists, it sounds like. Yeah, you just turned it on them to say, I was gonna have kids, but I'm still trying to get over a traumatic episode of seeing your ass. Now, when you know that might work, maybe, maybe. When you guys not to get into more detail on this, but you're walking home and you're looking up at the porch, did you see it too? Did just he see it was just an ass or was the was the ass like doing something. It was just my my my brother just saw them run because you know the moon was lighting up the

backyard and just saw them running from the back porch mom going in first and dad behind so he Oh, so they weren't actually caught in the act. Yeah, running fair ass naked. Wow. Oh, that's a hard thing to. I mean, your family is unbelievable. So what do you, I mean, I can't imagine what you talk about at holidays. It's got to be like, oh, it on holidays. It's gotta be like, oh it's insane.

It's probably like a, it's probably like a, you guys come into the where, like you're gonna open like Christmas presents or something. And if you celebrate that and then you go to sit on a couch and your dad just goes, I don't think I'd sit on that one yet. Still gotta be clean.

Yeah. Is that how it goes? So everyone's gotta sit on the floor. I mean, pretty much. Oh my god. Yeah, pretty much. Otherwise it's pretty not just kidding. No, it's just we're very like, you know, it's a open, like we're just very honest with each other. We try to make each other feel uncomfortable. So I think that's why it got to that point of just talking real honest. And then now it's like like well, how do I break of the things that

Like the baby is talking like yeah, I don't want to hear anymore. I've had like sit down talk But oh you've told them you've had sit down in the state. I mean more you had sit down talks. Yeah, we'll sit down telling them. Yeah Well Are they coming to Florida anytime pun intended? No, they are not there. No, they're in Wisconsin. So like most of my family's been with Wisconsin and I have a few sprinkled in Florida and, uh, but I'll be moving to California. So I won't be moving back to Wisconsin. So I'm at least well, I love my family. I would love to live in Wisconsin again, but

Not a lot of them. Better work. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's Wisconsin state rock? Red granite. Yeah, red granite. On another podcast, she definitely wasn't. She didn't know that off the top of her head. Yeah. She learned that geography from our podcast, geology. Sorry.

Oh. Well, you know, let me just say this on behalf of the Bellyduck podcast, you are enough for us and we're proud of you. And your folks are too um And they also good olds to your your parents. They still got the spark gone too though. Yeah good for them Good for them and you know that's what we say that's what not embarrassed by you. I was like hey you're still showing Oh, I'm gonna be a little embarrassed kept in your room Well, yeah, keep it in your room,

but hey, glad it's not like fighting or anything. Do they do the classic, it's my house, I can do whatever I want. Oh, how many times I've heard that? Oh, gosh. Yeah. I don't want to know. I mean, if this is just one story,

it's not, I know it's not an isolated incident. There's other stories that I can't even imagine. Hey, you know what I always says, though, there's no use in being embarrassed over a bear ass. Embarrassed. Couldn't perfect. Law-vac-great advice. Well, I don't know.

I don't know if we helped, but we most certainly didn't help. But we learned a lot about who we're damn. I mean, the damn is damn. Damn. Damn. Some knowledge, you know, over some, you know, verbal therapy. So maybe I just needed to talk about it out loud on your podcast. Yeah.

You know what? Hey, anytime you're feeling like the cornered yet again, asking about babies, call on in. We'll talk to you about it. Maybe less stories about your parents getting it on. Maybe less bear asses is what we'd like to talk about. I like actually more of those stories. Okay, would you have your folks call? Yeah, tell your folks to call in.

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that went to Winona or LaCross, but I did have a? Maybe he's got your brother. How old? That's roomy and so cute. Oh, no, Charlie. And he comes from the family that likes doing it on the porch even. Oh, no. That makes you feel, Charlie. How old is your brother?

And what's his address? He's 29. So he would be so he would be, he would be Adi's age and Adi is currently pregnant. Oh my God. Sorry. Well, maybe my parents do have grandbabies. No.

What does that be a fucking twist? Oh my God. Oh, wow. I think you got a phone call to make after this call. I know, I'm gonna call. Wow. No, but I betcha. Here's what I betcha happen.

I betcha. Addie Suspense, the alleged father went to a cross too. So I betcha that maybe he roamed with my brother in law. Oh, there we go. So I asked him maybe his roommate is a fellow named Brad. We quite literally have a game of telephone going on right now. Yeah, what's your brother's name? What's his address?

Charlie's going to show up to his thing to kick his ass. But he's, but as he's walking up, he's like, is everyone decent? He's got his head down with his hand over his eyes. Is everyone decent? That is probably called apparently. If so, his name is Mitch or Mitchell. Mitch or Mitchell. I guess we'll do a little research.

Yeah. Mr. Mitchell. Yeah, we will. I'm going to do that right now in fact. I'll call my sister. Oh Yeah, here we go. Oh three. Four like all right here. 10 four ways now. Hello, Addy. How you doing? always now. Hello. Hey, Adi. How you doing? Good. So I was talking to someone on my belly up podcast. I'm talking to him right now. You're on the podcast. No, I'm doing not. No, you're not. You're not. Okay. All right. Now they said that they room with my brother at college at Winona

or LaCross and I says, I don't have a brother that went there. But then I says I do have a brother in law that went there. So my question for you is do you know a fella? Do you know a fella named Mitch that may be roomed with Brad? Mitch is that his name? Oh, I'm talking to his sister right now. We were on the phone right now. Now, there. We don't know how to say this. All right, that's all we want to know. That's Brad's phone number.

Yeah, so any. Do you see Mitchell? A lot these days, Adi? I haven't seen him in a while, but I was out of sweating. Okay. And would you say like maybe like six to nine months ago? Oh, wait, wait, wait, you were at the wedding? Wait, do you know, do you know it's sister? I met her. Oh, well, she's on the phone. Oh, no, he said she probably doesn't remember me. She goes we met Anyway, so when was the last time you saw Mitch maybe like six like six to nine months ago you know Addy and Mitch didn't know that's not that is

Miles is stirring the pot. So what, I would never- The ****, the **** family really wants kids. And I was saying that like you didn't room with my brother. Did you room with my sister? And then I was like, oh, then, you know, I was- It's a whole thing. It's a whole thing. So anyways.

And so are you guys in plan that the paternity of my child, the it's a whole thing. So anyways No That was that was miles Okay, all right, I guess I'll let him know. Oh. Which is a very nice guy. Mitch is a very nice guy. Have you ever hung out with him on a porch before? So, Addy. So Mitch was walking home with his sister.

And they saw their dad's bear ass on the porch. And... His dad has, his dad fixed our fireplace. Oh, his dad fixed our fireplace. Well, got a story. I mean, this is I can't believe this is happening. Yeah, this is wild. Anyway, they saw the the the s***s were poking around on the porch. are poking around on the porch. And, oh, the parents were. Yeah, they were getting. Yeah.

This is actually been discussed on the podcast. Yeah, it's not live though. So if you're upset about it, she can't hear her on the other line. Oh, yeah, you can. I'm talking to her. Anyways, Addy, it was nice talking to you. And I was talking to you too. We're running another answer your calls again.

Oh, I'm in trouble. I was just curious, Addy. That's all. So anyways, glad that you can reconnect with Mitch's sister and the whole deal. So say hi to Mitch for me. He's saying, but I can't think of it. Her first name?

Yeah. Anyway, you're not couple of first names. I'm not going to wait. What's your name again? Carly. I was going to say cally, honestly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, because they stayed in like a camper or something at the wedding.

You guys stay at a camper at the wedding, Carly? What? I'm really like, I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to you. That's a memory. My sister says you guys talked and thanks for the memories. So lovely. Yeah, you know, this, I have time.

When the campers are rocking. Don't come knocking. That's what the fuck say. Oh, this was really fun, guys. It's like five degrees of separation between a fucking abarance. Well, it's nice talking to you, Adi. Oh, Mitch, I say hi. Oh, you're at work.

All right, sorry to take you. OK, all right. Bye, bye, sorry. Bye. Well, guys to take you. Okay. Alright, bye, bye, sorry, bye. Well, guys, I'm in trouble. Yeah. How mad do you think she sounded? She's so be cool, but she'll be fine. I mean, just hey, just she already knows that I'm stirring the pot. So just throw it on me. Just say miles at a gun to my head and me, me

call you. Alright, well, that's how we're going to do it. Yeah. Add a gun to my hat and he made me call you all right. Well, that's how we're gonna do it. Yeah Well I don't know where we go from here magical yeah There was three hundred and seventy some people up that wedding and so I apologize for not remembering your sister Big question What's what the what's with the camper? Why not just stay in a hotel question. What's with the camper? Why not just stay in a hotel?

Is it because you guys like being outside, like one with nature or what's going on with that? So I was one of those people that bought a bus and then transformed it into a converter bus. I lived in it for like a half a year when I was traveling from California back to North Carolina. And I just drove it up for my brother's wedding and just parked it in his wife's yard

because they had it at her parents backyard. And so I just, I didn't want to drive. We're take the shuttle back to the hotel. I was like, I'm shutting this place down. So the amount of... I can stay right at the hotel. I was like, I'm shutting this place down. So the amount of the right at the venue, the amount of layers on this call that we just, I'm scared to peel back another one. I'm scared to what we might find, Charlie. We're deep in the matrix. It may find out that, yeah,

I just I'm scared to find out what's next. So, uh, this is why you know, it's still wishes from children. So bottom line. Don't be scared. See, this is why you don't steal wishes from children. So bottom line. Don't be scared. See, this is why we shouldn't appropriate. Apparently we're little trouble makers. A parent, apparently, yes. Well, we appreciate you calling in. This is, this was fantastic.

I think Charlie learned a lot about his own family. I did. Just like I learned a lot about his own family. I did. Just like I learned a lot about yours entirely too much about your family. But we appreciate you calling in and maybe we'll get a follow up, you know, some point maybe maybe we'll get maybe we'll get Mitch on the line, see if what kind of kahoo tees in and go from there. How's that sound? if what kind of kahooties in and go from there, how's that sound? I mean, that sounds great. I'm sure he's a little more like conservative than me.

I just put it all out there. Yeah, you ain't conservative if you're a ****. I can tell you that much. Yes, that's very true, very true. Very free with the Willie. All right, well thanks for calling in. Talk soon now. I'm going to try to get off the hook with my sister, but we'll see how that goes. Okay. Sounds great. I'll tell you to say hi. All right. Bye bye now. Please do. I will. All right. Bye, you guys. Bye. Bye. All right, Charlie. We got to set the record straight. We know your sister.

It's your sister's marrying, right? All my sisters marry. She's happily married. Has it seen Mitch? You know what? I think she hates Mitch actually. Yeah. What happened? No, she'll be fine. I'm sure she'll text me back. Oh, well, you know, the thing about siblings is they have to love you. Well that and you have so many you can afford to lose a couple. I can yeah yeah yeah yeah. You've got a lot of them so you know getting X communicated probably one of them isn't the end of the world right. Yeah you only got three siblings I lose one one of those, that's 33%.

You're only losing one 12. That's true. I can't, I'm not good with percentages, but that's... Less than 10%. I can tell you that much. Let's say that much. Probably around 8, 9, 7. But yeah, you know, it's funny.

I think about my family and my sister. She's an anesthesiology assistant or anesthesiologist assistant to the anesthesiologist. Yeah, well, my point is, is she's dealing with like people and she's dealing with, you know, sickness and everything. And then here I go calling her in the middle of her work day. She thinks, oh, maybe it's important, Charlie doesn't call that often. But just think you would have been tossing and turning tonight if you wouldn't have got that call under your belt. Yeah, that's true. Really for your mental health. I'm glad we put this to bed. Yeah. The glad we put this to porch. Yeah. Next column. You know, Easter Sunday's on the ninth this year. Really? Yeah, it's on the,

you know, my, I wasn it on a different Sunday last year? It always seems to be on a different Sunday. Isn't that crazy? But it always seems to be changing. But you're not weird. You know what, never changes. Oh, in this crazy, changing world, what? Tippy cow.

I do. I guess you are right. Yeah. The great taste. Holy smoke. Tippy cow, after you get home from church for a nice glass of that sexy tippy cow. And you just sit there and enjoy Easter

and watch the kids run around and find the little eggs that you hit in the trees and they crack them open. And you're like, Dad, I got jelly beans. And you're like, yeah, Timmy, and I got the tippy cow. Yeah, you're like, Hey, Timmy, bring those jelly beans in here. Throw them in my tippy cow. It was a nice garnish. Oh, yeah, try that.

Yeah, it actually is a genius idea. Garnish your tippy cow with jelly beans. Drop them in the glass and suck that sucker down. Suck that sucker down. Right away. Tippy cow. Tippy down back. suck that sucker down suck that sucker down right away. Typical. Tip it on back. Folks, Fleet Farm is a hardware store peppered throughout the Midwest and you can find all

the amazing tools you might need for your home improvement needs. Check them out. They also have clothes. They also have clothes and they have fishing poles. They also have potting soil and binoculars. They also have lawn mowers. They do have lawn mowers. And it's about lawn mowers season isn't it Charles? And you know what season it is not? Snow season and they have snowblowers. They do have they have snowblowers at fleet farm. Good, good. Welcome to the belly to podcast. Who's calling in?

Alex Smith. Alex Smith. I'm a fan of your football. Yeah. How's retirement? Yeah, how's retirement? Not bad. The legs will store, but I'm getting there. Yeah, I figured it'd be a little, uh, probably more tight than it is anything, right? Just a little stiff. So stiff, you know, I'm not walking on it very much. So it's always a little stiff. How's the arm looking? You still in throwing shape, though?

You get thrown from a chair. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I can feel I'm still not doing that with my ground. Is it hard like when you're, you know, dropping back to pass and you got like these big dudes like coming at you? Like like do you ever get used to that as a quarterback? Honestly, I can't see over these guys

and just going the balls. I just know the kind of the receiver that I just saw the time you've received right of soul. Yeah, it's it. So in the helmets, the NFL helmets, do they actually have a radio in there? Can you hear the head coach? Well, they're definitely a radio in there at the 15 second mark. They cut you off and can't listen to my work.

Really? Yeah. That's true. I didn't know that at 15 seconds left in the game or the half, how hard is it to remember all the camera almost fell over? Oh, the camera. You know, we have an absolute technical difficulty. The cameraman has no agility.

It's our he has no ability to sprint into action to save a camera just in case we don't have any grips on the bottom of this tripod. It's absolutely disastrous right now. Of course, but this is nothing new for Alex Smith. When the pressure is on, Alex Smith is on. He's got to get through our mercy, boys. Okay. Well, oh, go ahead. oh, no, I was just saying, first NFL quarterback and we're putting him with the camera. I know. I feel, you know, executions low on this call right now. Yeah, that's all right. Now, word on the street is Alex, you have belled up to the bar at the belly up podcast. And what is on your mind today? Well, what you guys can help me with some

5-cell tree Okay, you got some memorabilia you got like a $5 million home. You're looking to part ways with or not that you're retired or what's Autograph full-time Okay, hold on. Is that mean that Minnesota's going to pull you out of retirement to maybe sign you? Is that breaking news here on the Belly.up podcast? You know what? Maybe and maybe but I'm not getting here for me. Okay. Well, and maybe, but I'm not in here for me. Okay. Well,

it's kind of, kind of, I don't know what he's doing there. All right. What are you looking to buy, sell and trade, Alex Smith? All right. So me and the boys are looking at getting a roller-doll machine. We got one kind of on marketplace. We're looking at, looking at the guy wants $400 for it.

Do you think that's a good deal or is that gonna pop and down a little bit or just get him some fortune or get there? Well, right off the dome, I mean, you pay, well, you need to pay to get a roller dog machine one. Two, you make it happen. You make it happen.

Two, but investment in your life. I'm pretty sure those things appreciate. They do appreciate. They're like high-end guitars or amplifiers or collectors coins. Yeah. Watches, pocket watches. Yeah. Is this a Swiss made roller dog machine or American? What is it? It was made in America. Oh cool. Okay. is made in America. Oh cool. Okay. Only the only role on the best dog. Only role in the best dogs. You know, I mean, that's we make the best roller dogs here and automobiles. Everyone knows an American automobile is that is true.

Super dependable. I am a little worried though. My investor, Bell is going off right now that if they have to tack on all that fancy wordage on it, I don't know if you got a gem or not, is it mint condition? What's talked me through that? It's fairly used. Fair. I mean, I don't think roller dog machines are ever fairly used. It's either brand new or that thing is used and abused.

It's rolling weeners all day, my guy. All right, definitely use. I'll see you. All right. You guys need to go pretty good. Hey, they shined it up good. OK, that's actually in my mind a strike against it because where's all the flavor? He wiped off all the flavor.

Yeah. Yeah. It's like a castile. Yeah. Yeah. Mentally, the price of this thing keeps going up and down for me as we learn more. It's like, oh, no. How many, how many dogs can you roll at one time? So on the picture, the guy has, there's like 12 dogs on your watch and you can probably fit another row on there. So I'm gonna say 18. That's a lot of that's a lot of winners at it. What was the last time you were in the president of 18 wears last night.

I was I was that a quick. Oh, yeah. I was I was that a quick. Yeah. Oh, you guys are talking about Pini. No, I was. So does it come with the little things you can put on the rollers that say like still cooking the ones you put behind and then when they're cooked fully does it come with that's what we need to know. Oh, it's good.

You know, that's the last thing I asked you if it does come with it, because that'd be a do-or-doant for me as well. Yeah, you got to know. You don't want to be mixing cold dogs with hot dogs. Yeah, see you in there. Yeah. He just got it. Yeah. We are really quick with the funnies on the belly up podcast.

You got another another question about said roller dog machine. Does there a bun drawer on it? You know, okay. Okay. Um, that is complicated. And $400 I am curious, was that, did he throw that price out there? Was that his first offer, or have you already talked them down? Yeah. It's $400 and I'm assuming it's on bail stock. So I'm sure you can get it for about $2.50.

I mean, you've got some bargaining power. Just tell them, hey, you wiped out all the flavor. There's no bun drawer. Strike two. I haven't seen a single little stand that says still cooking or hot. Strike three. And honestly, the way that you tried to trick me, I think I deserve another some more money off of that.

Batters out 250 bucks. You should get this sucker for 150 max. Max. All right. Yeah. Seven beyond the rest. You do so. Okay.

All right. Okay. And you know what? Well, it's pretty good. Yeah. Cause you don't want to go so low, you insult them. Now $100. That's insulting a weiner roller guy.

Almost 70% lower than asking prices. You don't want to insult them. Yeah, and Another thing now if he's giving you a little guff about the 150 price tag You got to ask him where'd you get the weiner roller from because chances are He got it because someone was get someone was getting rid of it. It's possible. He's the weeny roller sales guy for the local filling stations. And he got this for free. So I'm going to go out there and guess that you should, you get the backstory and you start peeling back the layers of that onion. You're going to find yourself getting a nice deal on your on your wini machine. And then bonus, you got onions for your wini's. And I would always put onions on my wini's.

Fair enough. Yeah. Do you like chopped onions on your wini's? I'm not a chopped onions guy. I like onion rings. It's wrong. You don't like fresh. Yeah. You not like to cry? You not in touch with your emotions? No, I am not. It's okay. Yeah, well that says it right there. Well, I mean, honestly, I hope that you're able to not get this thing for $400, because

I think, you know, I initially said you pay whatever you want, but that's if you got a mint condition, seasoned, bun drawer, the whole bells and whistles with it. And this one just doesn't seem to have that. So I really think you got to go lower than 400. Honestly. That said, if he does hold you to 400, I think you got to take it. You do. Yeah.

You got to go for a investment in your well-being. You got to take it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, what else do you have? That 400 bucks. Yeah, I mean, what else do you have that 400? Well, hey, if I can get it for 150, then I know I'm buying at least $300 without.

Yeah, you got to up 300 dollars worth of what? I'm all that. Oh, I talked. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, this guy's a glizzy God, if you ask me. Who knew Alex Smith loves sucking down glizzies in his spare time. Um, also I would say like, okay, well, I can't do 400 because I'm still going to have to buy a bun drawer for this thing. So that's another like at least 150 bucks off right there. I mean, you want my buns just really nearly on the counter, like a absolute fucking doofus.

Or you want me to have a nice bun drawer of this thing. And if again, if he's given, yeah, yeah, no bun here. And you can also throw something in on your end, do a little trade trade with this. You send him like one signed football. Yeah, give him a jersey. Yeah, give him a jersey. You got a bunch playing around just take the one you don't like could be a practice jersey could be your college

jersey or whatever Utah, right? Didn't you go Utah? Yeah. So I'm like that. That'll sweet in the deal. You know, and you and the boys will be cooking wings in no time. And when in doubt, just play the leg game. Just be like, you really, you're going to try and weasel a guy in a wheelchair out of his hot dog roller machine. It's true. And then if it to really play it up, try and get up, yeah, try and get up and get out of the wheelchair and just collapse. And then he has to sell it to you for 150 bucks. Smart. Smart. Take a page out of the punter kicker and do a little acting to get the refs to throw a flag, you know.

Yeah. Yeah. No, I definitely do. I throw a little maybe like a video. I'm sorry. That's especially being on. Oh,. It's perfect. Yeah, absolutely. I'm going to stash it. Oh, I didn't even know you had though. That's where you start. Nobody nobody want my case in moment. No, no.

Uh, I think I think that this sounds good. And if anyone hits the sub saying that they want to sell a roller dog machine with a bun drawer for 400 or less, we'll let you know as well. And we'll tweet it out, you know, to give Alex some options. Yeah. We'll add you on Twitter at Alex.

Yeah, Alex Smith 11. All right. Well, thanks for calling in, man. Okay. All right. You got it. All right. Well, thanks for calling in, man. Safe recovery.

Remember, rice, rest, ice, compression and elevation is always going to do wonders to that near years. Heal up quick, joy retirement, but I think I have a feeling I'm going to see you back out on the gridiron here soon. I think that you're gearing up for another comeback. You're going to Tom Brady. We know that. We know that. Hey, you're not coming back. Yeah. But you're coming back. Yeah. Yeah. Hopefully with a lot of weeners hot weeners. Lots of weeners boys. Okay. All right. All right.

The odds to my boys. Roll them high. All right Are you guys have a great thing? All right. It's a heat your bunch. I will. Bye bye. Nice guy. Well, Charlie, I mean, I think I handled all of the winners I could handle for a day. I think that that was my weener max. I did.

You know, that's our second NFL or on the we at AJ Dillon out for now. Alex Smith got a message here from. Oh, yeah. You texted your sister kind of apologizing, right? Or a message here from oh, yeah, you texted your sister kind of apologizing, right? Or you're like, Hey, my sister said, LOL, I don't care if you publish it. I don't think I said anything weird compared to you guys. I was just speaking facts.

You two should grow up. Thank you. That's what she said. You didn't put the you to you should grow up. Thank you. That's what she said. YouTube should didn't put the YouTube to show up. Okay. Because I was going to say the sound of the you guys sounded a little directed at me. I'm feeling a little. Well, you did say six to nine months. I would love to I would love to hear what Mitch has to say about. You know, get Mitch on the. I bet I bet you'd be like, yeah, she's a really, really nice gal. Can be a little snippy once in a while. It's probably what Mitch would say.

Yeah. Well, Miles, this was another fun episode of the belly to podcast. We went places I didn't think we'd go. No. And that's what, you know, this podcast's all about, you don't belly up to not have an adventure. Hell no.

Hell no. The belly up to the bar to let the bar, it's, if this episode felt a little bit like we were Aladdin. Yeah. The magic carpet. But this was the magic bar and we're just floating around the world on this thing. It felt like it felt like a whole new world. A whole new world. A whole fantastic point of view. I don't know the rest of it me there, but guys Thanks for tuning into another episode of the belly up podcast as always

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