Bellied Up - Road Huntin’ For Ditch Chickens #23

Episode Date: November 10, 2022

Presented By Fleet Farm   In this episode we're at the Knickerbocker Liquor Locker in Haskins, ND. We discuss the joys of Mega-Malls, First caller wants suggestions on what to name her cats, Next caller is trying to find the right type of weirdo, Last caller of the day is out hunting and proposes a new map of the Midwest.    Check out our Youtube Page 👇 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCATH-c7kenLwxiGWohX_Jgw

All right, Charlie, we're back. The another episode of the belly that podcast presented by Fleet Farm. How you feeling? Feeling great, man, feeling awesome. Yeah, get a couple of two tree beers in you and, uh, certain elucin up a little earlier. Yeah, I'm feeling good. I am. I don't need a couple of two tree beers to loosen up.

I was born this. He were born loose. Yeah. Yeah, that's what everyone wants. All right. Watch it. I do't make it. I'm sure you make your parents proud. Oh, hey, I like your hat Minnesota DOT 1995 statewide rodeo rodeo like R O A D E O rodeo. That's fun. The old snow plow hat on today. That's a great hat, dude. It's a great hat.

Can I have that? It's gonna cost you. Where'd you get it? We got it online. Oh, really? Yeah. I thought you went over to Minnesota. You basically got some good hats.

You got to check it out. Do you have to check it out? Oh, hey, speaking of Minnesota, you've ever been to the Mall of America? Yes. Have you? I just went there. So my family being I grew up in Fargo. Oh, okay. Yeah, once a year We would take our annual trip to the old mall of America. Was this like a vacation or was this just a mall trip? Well, it was we got to go on the rides at the closest mall school shopping. What's that your mom would go school shopping and you would go on the rides. So she would shop

for what fall and she would shop for herself. Yeah. But then like get clothes for school. Okay. And then my dad would take me and my brothers on rides at Mall of America. You know, we I don't know if this is just a my family thing. Yeah. Well, we used to call it growing up the mega mall. We didn't even call it the mall. I've never heard that. Is that you called it a mega mall as well? Really? That's a thing that must be around here.

I never heard that. I think it's because it is technically a mega mall. Oh, okay. I didn't realize they made these distinctions stages of malls. Apparently what's a normal mall called? I think it's called a mall. A mall, okay. Yeah, all right.

Now we're starting to say mall too much. It's not meaning anything in my head anymore. So you went to the Magna mall. Maga, not Magna. It's not like a liquid hot magma. No, I ain't heard of my test. I said something else. It's probably good you heard what you heard.

So you went there, now what's your favorite ride at the mega-mom? I mean, the classic is the log shoot. Oh yeah. I went on that. I did, that was the only ride I went on. And they kept yelling at me to put my phone away. And that's up because I was shooting it for a video. Oh really? They're me to put my phone away. And that's how, because I was shooting it for a video.

You know, really? They're like, put your phone away. I think, I suppose when I would go, I'd never had a phone. No, you were too busy living in the moment. But I was not, I was trying to shoot a video when I was there, and they kept telling me to put it away. But anyway, when you were going for just childhood fun, what'd you like about the log machine?

I think it was just the whole theme of it was cool. Yeah. In fact, you're floating in water. Yeah. You know, it was kind of a cool concept. Paul Bunions there. Yep. Back of my day, it was called Camp Snoopy. Oh, yeah. And it wasn't what is it now? Nickelodeon? I think yeah, you're right. It's the Nickelodeon deal Nickelodeon land. Yeah. Malve America Nickelodeon. That's a deal. Did you used to call it the mega mall as well?

Um, baby. I don't, I don't remember. All I remember is Camp Snoopy. We were going to Camp Snoopy, not the mall of America. Oh, wow. Okay. I don't want to say it, but Camp Snoopy fucked. It was way better than whatever this Nickelodeon shit is.

Uh, Well, I don't know where we take it. Jared's gonna clip that up. way better than whatever this Nickelodeon shit is. I don't know where we think of. Jared's going to clip that up. You know what I love about the log roll though? What I love what's it called with the log shoot with the hell's the actual name log shoot. Okay. So as you're going up, Paul Bunyan's log shoot, maybe Paul

Bunyan's there. I didn't see babe the blue oxo. Like that was Babe just like not, like was Babe there when he went there? Well, contract holdout, you know what? No, I'm on the other side. Oh, okay. Yeah, Babe's got contract negotiations so they're holding out.

Is that why Snoopy's not there too? Cause there's no animal. He can't take him out. Yeah, okay. So he can't get his contract. Babe can't get his man that mole America. But I tell you this, I love it because it's this big kids ride.

And on the first time you're going up the big thing, you're getting all excited and you're like, oh my gosh, you know, big incline is gonna, I'm gonna fall, I'm gonna do the thing. But as you're inclining, what it looks like you're on this conveyor belt to the hooters. There's hooters at the top of it.

It's so funny. Oh my God. All right, we're going to hooters. Yeah. How much do you think? You imagine if you got to the top and it's just like splash of those hooters, you're all standing there, playing a wings. That might, there's a lot of dads who are spending all day on that ride.

How much do you know that Hooter specifically asked for that location? Yeah, that's like a billboard smart. It is smart. Yeah, because all the kids are, did you get a, uh, your picture taken? I didn't even look at it. I didn't even look at it. Why not? Uh, I was a classic for us growing up was to pretend like we were sleeping when we knew the photo was coming. It's always a classic.

Where you guys a big like was this just it for like theme park type things or do you go to six flags? You go a Disney world. Well, like what's your childhood? How much fun were you? Disneyland once. Not you think you think see this is exactly why you shouldn't take your kids to Disneyland, you know? No, I definitely went. I just, like, I think it was just once though.

I didn't go. Wait, so you definitely went, but you think you went. Okay, so in the Midwest, this is how people talk. They don't ever want to definitively say something, just in our DNA and nature. Okay. They say stuff like, I think I did. Oh, okay. I probably went one. Gotcha. That's just the way we talk. Okay. Our very definitive that puts us in a box.

You know, don't I see that? I see that. I appreciate you midwest explaining to me. Yeah. I mean, it's welcome to the Midwest, Charlie. But, uh, no, so you think I went to Disneyland. Okay. Yeah. I thought you did. Well, I went to Universal Studios. Oh, okay.

Cool. Universal Studios was way cooler than Disneyland to me. I went to Universal Studios too. Uh, not as a kid as an adult. I don't know how old I was, but yeah. Um, why did you like universal studios better than Disney? Because it was cool to see something like the set stuff and how they like shot jaws. Yeah, like that, you know? That that I loved seeing right there.

I actually, I was like a PA like a guy who got coffee on pirates of the Caribbean, one of them, like way back in the day. I forget which one. And so I was like not paying attention obviously and I start wondering, you know, as you could imagine, I do. And I found myself at the jaw set. And I was like, what the hell is this place? Well, you're supposed to be getting coffee or doing something else.

And I just found myself there and then they, you know, they didn't work out for you. I was a terrible employee, dude. Actually, I look, I actually, I was doing something with the mermaids on that day, which was kind of interesting. This was the pirates of the Caribbean with the mermaids. I was shooting behind the scenes. And by shooting, I mean, I was getting coffee for the guy who was actually shooting behind the scenes. Yeah. So anyway, I did all this stuff as an adult though, but I like that you went out as a kid and you got to do. I think that's when all the magic really happens in these places. That's an adult.

You're too cynical. You know, I think I also went to like Valley fair, which is in Minneapolis area as well. What is that? It's just a big theme park. Okay. Six flags, but it's like six flags, but in Minnesota, six flags is the one I did as a kid. Yeah.

That's the one I did. My uncle, Denny took us me and my brother. Yeah. I, I mean, they have way better. It's outside. So they got way better rides and stuff. But six places kind of like Disneyland, if it didn't go to high school. I made that joke once, but I think it's accurate, you know, it didn't go.

Oh, yeah, yeah, or dropped out of high school. Or I think that's a joke. Or it's like a little more badass. Six Flags is when Disneyland grew up and went to high school and got in with the wrong crowds. Yeah. That's a better joke. That's a better joke.

It's more accurate. Yeah. It's a better joke. That's a better joke. That's more accurate. Yeah. It's a little rough around the edges. You know, the rides are like named like some weird things. You know, I'm some of them, I probably shouldn't say they know. Like metal viper. Yeah, you have viper.

The viper. That's right. Viper. Anything that sounds dangerous. Right. Is what the rides are all named. The giant Drop. And then at Disneyland, it's like, I'm gonna ride the teacups.

Yeah, and you think that the teacups are, you think some of these rides at Disneyland are pretty benign than you get on them and you're like, oh, he smokes. I'm gonna pee on that. It's kind of like having one too many shots at the bar. Yeah, yeah. You're like, I'm having a good time. I'm having a good time

Okay, now I'm gonna peel it. Yeah, it's like you can't be that bad. It's called sex on the beach You wake up with the worst hangover of your life. Well, you don't want to be doing sex the beach at Disneyland You're probably no you're gonna get eaten by an alligator I was gonna say I'm gonna go to jail. Oh, okay Well, the beaches at Disneyland, or at least in Florida, they got like these ponds there, you know, and they would those have beaches and they got all the two things

you're either gonna get in bad alligator, you're gonna end up in jail. What? One of the two. Yeah. Or you just gave him a good time. Yeah. One of the three.

But, yeah, I'm glad you finally got some, Malmack. What'd you think of it? You know, I, you know, you got a reinforced calf loose. Listen, I, I, I'm glad you finally got some mall America. What do you think of it? You know, I, you know, I, I did not, but I've been there before, but I always go there do a show. They have a comedy theater there, you know, so I go there do the show and then I jet out and I didn't have much time or I didn't give much time to go to the mall America. But this time I did mostly because I was shooting a video there, but still it got me experiencing the mall America all American I enjoyed it went to Legoland my favorite part. I was just gonna bring up Legoland Legoland cool Yeah, yeah, very cool. I was a Lego kid growing up though. That's expensive. Yeah dude

$800 for a tie fighter or something like that or an ours is some some really Star Wars thing 800 bucks I was like that's an automobile set really star wars thing 800 bucks. I was like, that's an automobile set, you know, for birthdays and stuff. And then we just not, we'd build the set once and then tear it all down and then we just would combine them all and build shit out of those. We had the same thing.

Yeah. But then we discovered that Lego land was doing where you could just scoop a bunch of one type of thing. And that's where stuff really took off and it'll get trapped by what each set has got in them. Yeah, I feel like the Lego game changed in our lifetime. It changed pretty hard. I didn't give a shit about the actual ones with the instructions. Yeah. I just wanted to build my own stuff. That makes sense. That makes a lot of sense. My brother once built a wakeboat. Did you really a wakeboat?

Yeah, I had like a tower on it and wow I don't actually like guy with the string that could like pull behind them. It's pretty cool Yeah, yeah, not even just the ski boat like a full-on wake boat. Yeah, yeah, and then we built a a baseball stadium where the dugouts were actually underneath the field. Really? Yeah. Wow. Was this like last week?

I don't need to break her. Yeah, it was last week. So that's why you haven't been playing. Some people play fans football, me and my bellers together and just play Legos. It's a great thing, man. Really? I've got to get back into it. Wait, no matter how this goes down, you want to go to the mega mall and go to Legos. It's a great thing, man. Really. I've got to get back into it. Wait, no matter how this goes down, you want to go to the mega mall and go to Lego. That would be fun.

You know what? Honestly, I think for our next podcast, we should have some Legos here and we should build while we're doing. Oh, yeah, we're since we're really good at multitasking. Yeah, that'd be good. Oh, before we get off Mall of America, I do have to say my favorite part about Mall of America is the aquarium. Holy smokes. They've got the they've got a sea life for something something something life something water life, but they've got fresh water fish water world. It's not water world. Oh, Google. Yeah, just give it a Google Alex, but they got a

fresh water tank. Some big sturgeon in that. I didn't see a musky. I was looking for a musky. In the shark tank, did you know that male sharks have two weewees? Really? Yeah, they're called claspers, sea life. It's called sea life. And I learned that sharks have two weeners. I did. And what are you gonna do with that information?

Use it on this podcast. Okay. Do you wanna talk about it? Do you wish you were a shark information? Use it on this podcast. Do you want to talk about it? Do you wish you were a shark? I mean, kind of. No. You know, this shark. I mean, now I get shark week.

Yeah, shark week. Double the pleasure. So why do they need, why do they need two? You know, I didn't ask the shark, but I assume that they use them both. I don't think ones just, I mean, they've been around for a long time. Like is one for, you know, the bathroom and one for pleasure? No, I think it makes sense.

You don't want to mix, you know, business with pleasure. That is true, but it's a famous slime, I think. That is true. I'm not exactly sure. I do think one is. Or is the cable. Sorry. Oh, no, you go ahead.

Sounds like it's going to be funny. Um, also, it sounds like you shouldn't say it. It rhymes a lot with ink ink. What does the phrase that I'm thinking of? Oh, and it involves a one and two. Yeah, we're going to, we're going to write past that. It's a firm with them. It's just one in the ink and one in one in the ink. Are they making love to octopus? I don't know. I don't know, but we'll leave it at that. Use your own imagination. Anyway, pretend you're at Camp Snoopy. Yeah.

You know what? What's your imagination? I think here's what I know about it. I believe they are called claspers. And I think that's what a shark we we is called. But maybe it's a clamper and I don't know much beyond that. So we're going to have to bring on a shark expert. Hopefully, hopefully today we get a shark expert calling into the block. Hopefully I, you know, I don't want to say that there's no way because there is we could

happen. There are ways. How easy your shit has happened. It has. Yeah. But I think we should get into some collars. What do you say? Let's do it. Let's talk to the folks. Hello.

Who do we got on the one? Hey, this is Michelle. Hey, Michelle. Michelle. What's going on? Oh, not much. Just that work right now. I'm actually really excited, but I even got through to you guys.

Oh, that's work side too, where you work in? Ah, I am in the walk a shot area. I work for a company that installs fertilizers and people's vehicles. Ah, walk a shot. So you are a bloody busy company in Wisconsin. I have job security going on there. I joke with people all the time when they ask how businesses they say, well, going good

and that's so great for society, I guess, but it keeps me employed. So it's a double-edged sword is what I think we call that. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, well, what's cooking over there? Huh? Belly up to the ball with us. Tell us what's on your mind. Yeah.

Well, I just wanted to kind of share a little story with you guys and see what you thought about it. Maybe you might have some info for me too. But I fostered for the Humane Society out here in Milwaukee. And I have a kind of batch of kittens right now. I had to drive up north to Dorr County to pick them up and as I was driving up north I was bored calling my husband and he talked to me and I'm bored. It's a long drive. And he said listen to the belly up podcast down the way up there. They're fantastic. And I love you guys. I just

hand-placed into the podcast. Yes. So I passed my two and a half hour drive up there with finger that and they're driving through Manage Walk. I was struck with some inspiration for naming the batch of kittens that was picking up from the Canadian society. So I have currently the Manage Walk kitten and they're all there. And so my little play on the manage walk minute and they're all named after little Midwestern phrases that you guys like. This has just been. It has been a

hit to it's everybody I cheer it with the potential adapters. So I've got the moma cat named G Louise. The old G Louise great for a Mama cat. That is a great Mama cat. Okay, so you got cheese Louise and what's your name? Cheese Louise kids.

So she's got five little babies. We've got her two girls, oh, and Oof, though. Okay. And then she's got three little boys. We got keeper, crates, and Charlie. Oh, I got it. The miles have been left out now.

That's fucking weird. I know. Oh, yeah. That doesn't sound like a bellied up podcast. Literakittens. That sounds like a Charlie Barron's litter of kittens if you ask me. I let her get to it. Okay sorry. The information came while listening to it but they are the man at the lock kit. Oh, they haven't looked on some here. So we kind of had to go with the bathroom.

Well, I'm going to go to the bathroom. You've finished up this call, Charlie. Cause you see all this is going to be. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no proud he is. I mean, he's proud. He's got his normal posture and right now his nose is turned up a little bit. He's got a little glimmer in his eye and he couldn't be proud of you. This is payback for everybody who calls me the eubatchagai. Okay. So there you go. Now, now you were going somewhere else. What else did you have to say? And then you were going somewhere else. What else did you have to say? I thought you were saying something else.

Just just so miles isn't feeling left out. My kind of question for you guys. So these kittens are all going to their new homes this week. And I'm going to have to go pick up a new batch of kids. And this was the all of them are adopted. They're all going home tomorrow. They just got their little trouble puffs missed off yesterday. They're in recovery and then tomorrow they all get adopted. So my next batch, think this was such a hit. I was thinking to do a little U-batch-a-batch-a-batch.

Oh, U-batch-a-batch. U-batch-a-batch. U-batch-a-batch. Yum. So in a apologize mile, You bet you bet you bet. You bet you bet. You bet you bet. So in a apologize, Miles, I'm like, I'm a Charlie fan at heart. He's my original, but I really get into your stuff too. Charlie, I funnier than me anyway. So it's very true.

Well, well, he was just the first one I started finding out about, but you're great too. So, you know, I was thinking about names that could be new that she names maybe since this was just such a hit with everybody. So I was just wondering, you know, I was thinking maybe we could have a bush latte in there. Or if there's brothers, bush and latte.

Bush, and I was kind of playing that split and adopted me and B. If there's a tabby, if there's a tabby cat, you just name it pole tab. Be a good one. Oh my gosh, pole tab. It's perfect. We're just tabb with love would be another good one. Pole tab with a pole tab with that.

That sounds like, oh my, that sounds like a Midwest stripper. That actually has a great stripper name. Yeah, well, okay, so we'll have a pool tab or tab, a, you know, a push, a lot of day. I'm even hoping to throw miles in there. I've certainly got one named after him. But who knows how many kittens I'm going to end up with. So if you got any other little catch phrases or fun words that really go with you,

that shit kind of stuff, I'm all ears if you guys have other suggestions. You can just name one buzz for buzz and I was clearly just gonna say that. I was clearly just gonna say that. We almost said that at the same time. Yeah. Yeah.

You guys are in sync. I like it. These are great. Perfect. That's it. That's all you got miles. We're gonna keep going. I keep going. She's chitin' on me. Wow. So another, I usually say that beer is cold. So I don't know how we could change that cold isn't a very good cat name. You know, it's kind of lame. You know. oh my god, that's called it's a house we can say that you could you could call one just like Hey, get over here I think everyone's looking around like K what the cats not even being loud. Why are you?

I might even scare the cat because he sound like this. That's true. See, Charlie, let the name pick and go. Leave it to me in Michelle. Okay. You could name one of the kitty cats, Buck. You know, that was one of my characters is Charlie made me dress up in a deer costume. And it called me Buck. It's this thing that we have.

It turns me on. But some people are in some people are in, some people are in the anime. We're in to just a costume thing. Yeah, furries is what Yeah, whatever. Like your boat.

Yeah, I'm close to you both miles in a deer costume. Really floats my boat. I tell you that right now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry.

This got weirder than needed to. Charlie, that's for after hours. I'm sorry. That's you betcha after hours. So yeah, I block buzz. Shhhh. And miles and pull Tabitha, pull Tabitha. That's a great one. My favorite. That's so good. That cat is going to get. Yeah. Yeah. You know, but isn't that interesting? If you name, if you just brand your rescue kittens, right, they're going to go. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter what happens. So look on you, Wade.

Exactly. That was what I went. And everybody, when I started telling them the names and most of the people without me even having to explain the story went, oh, Charlie Bearden's kittens. So that, you know, if that makes you have some warm and fuzzy's in there too, like most people knew what it was without even having to explain. So it was quite the head. I can tell that you're the right person to be rescuing these cats too. Just by talking to you, you seem like you are doing a great job doing it. Very warm person.

Warm personality. Were you a baker at all? No, no. Just had that kind of warmth for me. I don't know, I think you might have baked it. She was a baker. Yeah, I think she's baked on a professional level. Warm like a, like a novice.

That's a Michael squat. Michael squat. Oh, that's a Michael squat Michael. Oh, that's a Sorry, I couldn't resist couldn't resist No, I just got to be personable that way with my current job, you know, if you learn with Everybody calling up anything there So I got a you know Comfortable and everything well, I sent a, you know, make them feel comfortable and everything. Well, it sends you blue a 0.38 the other night.

I'm just here to install this fun little device in your car. Yeah. I hope you don't mind. I'm not here to judge. I'm just here to help. Oh, so. OK, you know, how's the ankle bracelet? It's a little itchy.

It is what's going on. Is it all right? Cool. Well, it'll just be a few minutes you know All right give me a test below here. That was great. You're doing great. It's like when you're at the doctor's office when they when they make you do the big breaths. Yeah, it's like the same thing. All right one big breath for me and one more and good everything looks good. Now, cough. And the funny part about my job with the breath riser, you're not just blowing into it.

You also have to suck air back when you're doing it too. So what I teach my client, how do you use these? Is the awkward conversation from time to time. All right. To have you blow first. This is perfectly. So not only the cat rescuer, you're also a blow-and-suck lady that comes from a mom.

I am a blow-and-suck lady. Oh my. I'm very pretty sorry. So I came to two opposites of the spectrum here. My work helping the cuties and my work helping the people that need breathalyzer. So question here. Very curious. Have you ever been doing the whole, you know, why don't I just give me a test blow in here to make sure it

works? Have you ever had anyone actually blow numbers when you've had them do the test blow when you're in starting your device. All for sure. Yeah. What is that? What happened to you? That's an aerial. That's that. Well, you know, they'll, it's unfortunate, you know, a lot of times they'll be embarrassed about it, you know, because they've only had a couple of future beers that morning or that afternoon.

But I'll usually tell them that, you know, there's alcohol and mouthwash, and that could potentially set it off. So, you know, you use alcohol and mouthwash and that could potentially set it off. So, you know, you use mouthwash right before you came in. Oh, you do that. That's why. But it's suddenly, we all tend to know at the end of the day why it actually is. Yeah, someone's, someone, everyone suddenly has got super

into teeth hygiene suddenly. Oh, yeah, I flossed to this morning. Yeah. Yup, everyone, you flossed to this morning. Yeah. Yup. Everyone, you know, shuggin' mouthwash all day long. If it is a little awkward next time that happens, you could just be like, you know what?

It's all right. I'll drive you to the bar. You could just do one of those. It's funny because one of our shops, you know, people drop their car off, it might take like two hours to put the device in their car. So they're like, oh, anything I can go do, well, you know, I'm waiting for this

and one of our shops, the only thing in watching those things, those of our across. I'm gonna blast. I'm just keep on. That would walk over. Sponsored by the tabernacle. Yeah. I see what you guys are doing.

You're trying to keep them on the loop. I see there's a little bit of a racquet going on here. Yeah, we build the fossilized locations right by the barn. I've always joked that for business cards, we should just get a little bar coasters and leave those at the barn. And then people can take them if need be, but we're directly advertising right to potential science,

right there. Oh my gosh. Well, I suppose at this point, we should say folks, it's never okay to drink and dry. Yes, honestly, never been easier to get your ass an Uber. It's incredibly expensive to get a DUI. Yeah, it's also incredibly dangerous. Incredibly, incredibly. You're going to be possibly losing a job if you can't drive anymore. Jail time, you're being the cost of the ticket, your insurance goes up. The breath analyzer is expensive.

They're not fun to have in your car. So it's just drinking and driving. Yeah, how much is that breathalyzer to get it's over? Yeah, well, we do offer free installation, if anybody needs to get one, but cost lies, I mean, they're not cheap. They usually run about $85 a month to have it in your car. Oh, I see a moment. A moment. running about $85 a month to have it in your car. Oh, I see a monthly subscription. Yes, you're renting the device.

When minimum in Wisconsin is a year of eating to have it. So it adds up for sure. Did you just say you have free installation going on right now? Did you just advertise your breathalyzer place? Do you advertise getting rid of your cats and a free installation on the breathalyzer that was really impressive We didn't even realize that I just got lit it in there. I know how to work with what I have here

So you know, yeah, yeah, you're doing a heck of a job in a variety of ways. I just want to let you know that Well, thank you Well, thank you guys don't trick and drive get a ride call an Uber or call your mom. She'll pick you up your mom will call you Well, let's your mom to the bar then call your dad and if he's at the bar Just keep going down like call your like third grade school teacher or something well, they'll probably be at the bar I don't know if you'll find someone Or stumble your way home if you have to. Yeah, or call miles, whose number's seven or five. All right, well.

Well, we appreciate you calling in today. This was fun. We're glad that you're resting on cats and then glad that you're keeping the roads safe with the breath risers. Yeah, absolutely. And will it leave if I get a batch of them for you, Miles, make a video on tags, but you can see your name the state kitty.

I thought you were telling me to feel and let go. I thought you were telling the breath lizers for a second. Why only me? Why do I only need a breath lizer? I'm not judgeable. I'm not judgeable. I now know how they feel when you show up. Yeah. No, that would be great. Yeah, you'll have to know about the cats. If you're able to get another litter. So, yeah, absolutely. Perfect. Well, you guys have a great day. All right you two watch for Colton's and dear. See you Thank you, bye-bye. You know what Charlie? You know what I like about this podcast. What do you like my OS? Is he can start off with rescuing cats and being very wholesome too. Then oh, I also as a day job

install breathalyzer exactly and to people who just got some dewey's cars. Yeah, actually, we did start the conversation with that. Do you remember that? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But regardless, both of it. Yeah. And now we're just splitting hairs.

I know this was a splitting hairs podcast. Oh, okay, you're gonna call me out for splitting hairs. I'm gonna deflect on you. I'm gonna gas light the hell out of you. Fine, fine. Well, you want gonna call me out for splitting hairs. I'm gonna deflect on you. I'm gonna gas light the hell out of your mouth. Fine, well, you want to talk about that. Oh, Charlie Burns, the hair splitting guy. Let's talk about this. During that podcast, I was picking the label off my bottle

and you stopped me the way your mom does. Yeah, well, I figured you would be happy about that in the long run. Why? Well, it's like I don't like the mess that it makes. It does make a mess. I'll clean it up on my own. No, I know.

I just, hey, I'm here for you. No, you're here for you. You're here. Oh, no, you're here for you. You're right. Back and forth. Oh, boy. Oh, that was a good call.

That was a good call. Thanks, Michelle, for calling in. Yeah, thank you. I want to get a follow-up on if she got any more kittens or if she's got some photos of Charlie. Oh, we should have asked her to keep her and Charlie keeper. Cripes. Oh, what was the mama cat? G's go ease. Oh, it's such a good name.

So good. Not quite as good as a bull tab. Bull tab. A thaw in G's Louise. That's hilarious. All right. Let's second on a collar. Hello. Hello. Who are we talking to?

This is Carrie. How are you? Carrie, I'm doing good. Where are you calling in from? I calling from Red Deer Lake, Canada. Oh, Canada. Red Deer. Is that what you said?

That's what I said. How's life up in red deer Canada these days? Well, that's good that how's the weather up there in Canada you guys dry up It's very dry and it's been pretty darn warm. Yeah, it has. It really has. I don't know a lot about getting a little bit of sleep. So that's usually what I default to is talking about the weather. Yeah, well, that's not the good topic, I suppose. Yeah, well, why don't you belly up to the bar with us? Tell us what's on your mind. I would love to. I just got a quick question. Where would a girl go to find

somebody who's a weirdo, but not liking the weirdo that looks your neck and knows the chair you were sitting. Whoa. Great question. Now, I can, before we get into it, Charlie can tell you where to find a guy who licks your neck and smells your bar stool. Charlie, you hang out at places like that. You know where, right? Look, just because I'm from Milwaukee. Does not mean, you know, who was glicking your napkin and smelling your bar stool?

Can we just start with that? Was it Neck or Napkin? My napkin. Not her napkin, her napkin. Oh, that was the, that was the kid. That was your Canada talk on it. I couldn't understand it. Her napkin?

Napkin. Oh, no, she said, napkin and so I heard napkin yeah okay you know you know what they say there's a big language barrier between Canada and the US you know it's a little it's a little striking right now I'm looking at a napkin so they lick your napkin smell your bars to well I mean you said that very specifically like that's happened. Yeah. Let's start with that. I do have that happen to me. It was actually one of my co-workers. I call him the silver sliver because he has these weird silver teeth and it's kind of weird, but I'm looking for an actual weirdo, but maybe not that kind of weirdo.

but I'm looking for an actual weirdo, but maybe not that kind of weirdo. He had silver teeth, you look, we'll get to get you your fellow in a second. Is this made out? Am I, are we being punked right now? He had silver teeth. Yes, he has silver teeth, and I call him the silver sliver,

because it's a little bit weird. Oh, did you give him a permission? How does he still have a job there if he's licking people's neck and sniffing their bar stool? That's an HR nightmare for the silver slurper. I'll tell you that right now. That's why we call on the silver slurper because it's a little creepy. Oh, it's a lot of crazy. You know what?

It's one of those situations. It's like, yeah, he's a silver slurper, but he's our silver slurper. You know, you know, it's weird that he sniffs barstools, but he's our guy who sniffs barstools. You know, he sniffing my barstools. Yeah, so don't mess with him. Yeah. Don't mess with my barstools, Sniffer. Yeah, is this guy good at his job?

Or, I mean, how is he still working there if he's sniffing your barstools? I mean, this guy's name better be Tim Horton otherwise why does he still have a job there you know. No, no he's definitely a weirdo but I'm looking for weird people but just not his kind of weird people. I think you're you're avoiding the question how does he still have a job there if he's sniffing your bar stool and licking your neck. I'm not really sure I gave him a good talking too if you know what I mean. No I don't know here. I thought I knew what you meant to tell you said you know what I mean like that. What do you mean? What you say to them? Okay, I might have gotten a little aggressive and gave them kind of a punch to the gut Kind of thing to be like if you wish my neck a game

There's gonna be problems. Well, I mean that I don't know. Yeah, look someone's neck It's all right if you get punched in the gut. I think you kind of had that coming. Yeah, I think he definitely had come. Well, sorry that this silver slipper was glicking your neck. You shouldn't have to deal with that. So the now the question is, where are you going to find a weirdo who's not going to be looking your neck? That's so weird. Yeah, because it seems like when I go on dates, the problem is that everybody thinks I'm a weirdo, but I'm not the one licking the neck. No, no, this is not a U issue. And if it don't let them, don't let the silver slurper gas let you to thinking that him smelling your bar stool is a U issue. Okay. I'm thinking we need to report this guy. Yeah, I feel like this. So we need to

report this guy. Yeah, we need to do like a reliable now that we should probably bring that up. Yeah, let's when did this happen? Was this a recent thing? It was a few months Canada. We do have HR in Canada, but I also kind of work in the US SR, which is the urinal shipping and ship receiving. So when I go to work, it's a pretty shitty place. You know what, hey, if you wanted to, you could quit that job and be a stand-up comedian. Honestly, that was good. want to do you could quit that job and be a standup comedian. Yeah, you cut. You got it. You had me go in one way. I was like, oh God, what's going on?

What's happening? And then you just hit me with the punch line. That was good. Yeah, they literally we didn't expansion at where I work. In my office is literally in the bathroom. I am carry the P watcher. Wow. I carry the P watcher. Wow. I'm Perry the P watcher.

How can this company still exist? Yeah, I am so, I feel like we need to call someone about this company. This call is an onion right now. And I feel like the, but the thing is, you know, usually an onion, you're gonna keep peeling it back. I think we need to start putting the layers back on.

Because now we have been caught putting the layers back on. Because now we have been caught in a web of onion. I know. We've got, we've got a, how do we navigate this miles? I know. Okay. Is that the weirdest thing that's happened? What's the weirdest thing that's happened?

That's not an answer. You have to. I don't know. I don't know. I'm going to be liable. No. What's the weirdest thing that's happened? I've had some pretty interesting experiences.

I believe we're awfully early in the morning. What's the weirdest thing that's happened? I've had some pretty interesting experiences. I go in to work awfully early in the morning, so I'm one of the first people there. And one day I was walking across to do inventory and a naked lady kind of came to give me a hug and asked me where she could find some food. So I work in a very interesting place. Wait, did she work there?

No. OK. So it sounds like she's tweaking, and probably need to get her some help like that. She needs some services. But that's one thing. You know, the naked lady hug is fine. But the rest of it.

Yeah, the bar stool sniff, and I'm still stuck on that. I feel like you might want to mention that to the... I, you know, for my own, so I can sleep tonight. Will you please report this guy? Yeah. I'm definitely do. Thank you. Oh, my gosh. I like, I wouldn't be, I literally wouldn't be, I'm still thinking about it tonight. Yeah. You really do. That, I mean, that's just not okay. Yeah. You don't, you don't, you don't, you don't sniff a bar stool and get away with it, you know, unless you're in Canada, I guess. And the whole I tripped in my face and

knows accidentally landed on the bar stool and I sniffed. Isn't going to fly anymore, all right? Yeah, and even if it did, he'd still have to answer to why he was looking your neck, you know, not alone is, yeah, you go. Yeah. Yeah. He's definitely a definitely a weirdo. I will put that out there. But I think there's weirdo. And then there's, there's a creeper. I think there's different levels of weirdo. So anyway, to get to your question, after you report to T.H.R., that's a good thing.

But where can you order them to the police? To the police. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that might be a good thing. But where can you order them to the police? The police. Yeah. Yeah. That might be a better solution. Yes, please report him to the police. Could they probably one step from peaking through my windows? Oh, gosh.

All right. Yeah, you definitely got to report that guy. To the police. I mean, this is, I mean, the amount of red flags. Yeah, good. It's good thing the Canadian flag is red because I am getting all of them in my head right now. So, why? Now, your personality is, I think that's what's throwing me a little bit because, you know, you seem very, I'm not saying about the fact

that, you know, this guy was doing that. And so and so you know I'm trying to figure that out. Are you just you're just always this kind of this happy or do you you know have other thoughts about this whole situation? The bar's the same. I'm usually a pretty easygoing happy person but that one definitely definitely threw me. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I think to answer your original question, I think you keep the positive attitude that you have as a human.

We can tell that over the phone. Yeah. You seem like a good gal. The right person is going to come along, report that guy, get him out of your life, and maybe the police officer and you will hit it off. Okay. How about it? Soon, Charlie. All right.

I'm just saying, you know, you go about your normal life just being you just living your true essence. And then the person who's meant to be with you is just going to pop along. Yeah. I would tell you like, you know, as a joke to do Craigslist misconnections, but I feel like you already have that guy in your life. So don't do that. Yeah. Are you on any of the dating apps? Do they have flea? I'm kind of one of these people that feel the old-fashioned way of hoping to find somebody

the natural way, not on a dating website. I know that doesn't really mean anything in this day and age, but I just love somebody to go on a mid-game with me. Oh, what? A mid-game. So how you put on your mid-game? You go for a date, you hold hands. Oh, I've never heard that expression before. Just want to go ice skating.

A mid-game date. I love that. So, you know, what do you, what, okay, hey, if there's a guy listening out there. Oh, yeah. That's, that's, is not a weirdo that doesn't like lick a neck and sniff it. Sorry, who's a little bit of a weirdo, but not so much that they're sniffing barstools

and lick a neck. And you want to go on a mitten date? Yeah, let us know. And well, maybe this is, this is connection right here. This isn't it. We are doing it. You're right. The answer was right in front of us all along.

We are going to find, just give us some, do you care what he looks like? No, no, just that. That was a yes, no, that was a yes, no. How tall are you? Yeah, give us some specs. Give us, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, white snow silver groups. Yeah. All right. Well, that sounds good. So if you like long walks with your mittens, let us know. Are you like hitting up the rank and mittens hitting up the rank, whatever you're doing. If you're wearing mittens, get on a mitt and date. And let's figure it out now. What do you care if they're in your general location or are you willing to travel?

I'm willing to travel. Okay. All right. Well, you know, there you have it. All right. And let you know. Yeah, we'll let you know if anyone reaches out on this. Okay.

Yeah, because I live in a pretty little hicky kind of place. So a hicky kind of place. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So now you got people licking necks and sucking on necks. What kind of places this? Let's find a different term and

Hicky to describe the town. I that might, you know, that might. Okay. I'm putting in these terms. If you jump in their gene cool, your feet don't get too wet. don't get too wet. Oh my god.

Was this guy your cousin, the guy who stepped your bar still? You need to be a stand-up comedian. Yeah, you should. Start to stand up. Yeah. That's a good idea. With that shitty job and just be a stand-up comedian. I mean, holy shit. Yeah, that's the kind of place I live in. Like, they want to go and do anything like I'm outdoors. Yeah, I like going hiking like I live pretty close to the mountains and like going hiking and cross country skiing and doing all that stuff and they're not into that kind of stuff.

Yeah, it doesn't sound like it. No, but I bet you'll find other people out on the trails who are. You would think you would think, but it doesn't seem like it. You go out and it's like, okay, I'm a little bit weird too. So sometimes I say some weird things, but I've got to look at you a little difference. Maybe that scares them off. I don't know. Hang on. No, no, no. She said she said she's weird too many times.

We can't. Yeah. I just want to hear someone weird thing that you like to say. Okay, so I was out for a hike walk last the other day. Yeah. And there was a gentleman that was out walking his dog and I'm like, Hey, are you here to pick up chicks too? Because I was there to do some bird watching. And he really got a little fright. You know, I think because he screwed along.

Hey, so he did. So you, you are a straight up comic. Oh, yeah, jokes for days. That's not that weird. That's funny. Yeah, that's funny. I think you should start doing some standup over there. You got any open mics in town?

I know. Again, we use to have stuff in this town, but it's pretty quiet, pretty low key. Nothing go under. I was open mics in this town until there was too many incest jokes that everyone got past and they shut up down. You know, it gets a little bit weird. It's been an absolute pleasure talking to you. You know, it's got a tough for Canada right now. We don't get a lot of Canadian collars and, you know, just do it. Not all of Canada is where like you're at, right? Right?

I know. I hope not. I just think quite a bit of places in Canada. And no, no, they're not quite like Red Deer. Well, thanks for putting Red Deer on the map. You're really dead. Let's put it on the map as a no go zone, a no fly zone. As I would say, watch out for the silver tooth fellow of the map as a no go zone, a no fly zone. Right. I would say watch out for the silver tooth fellow of red deer.

Yeah. Okay. All right. Well, we thanks for calling in. Report that guy. I'm serious doing my part in this. Yeah. Please report.

And report your cousin and, uh, you know, watch out for cousins on the right home. Yeah. And watch your bars. Well, when put a nap cousins on the right home. Yeah. And watch your bar stool when put an napkin on your bar stool next time you go to the bathroom. There you go. Yes, I will do that. All right. Thanks for calling in.

But bye now. Thank you. Have a good night. You're too. You too. Bye bye. Bye now. Charlie.

I don't. You didn't tap me. You didn't give me the tap. No, that. No. Charlie. What? I don't. You didn't tap me. You didn't give me the tap. No, that was great. Yeah. Well, I felt like you were mad that I was asking

about how she's weirdo. No. I just knew there was going to be a whole can of worms like potentially that we were going to have to legally navigate. That was weird, because I didn't. That was, I mean, the way she was saying it, that's what was throwing me, because I was like,

I was like, wait, maybe this was, that's why at first of that, maybe it wasn't real, but it seemed pretty, seemed pretty real. Like it wasn't too many details, because you know, if there's too many details, it's a lie, right? Yeah, well, but if there's no details, it's also a lie.

It was right smack dab in the middle. She kind of buried it. She kind of like, I know. And so I really do hope that she reports that guy. That was not cool. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

You shall was reported guys looking next. Looking well, yeah, unconsensual. I mean, I don't know what you can really do about the sniff in the bar stool legally, but the other part that yeah, you're right. That is true. I wasn't thinking legally. I didn't know you were such a legal expert either. I'm I'm always caught up in litigation, you know, still don't know what that word means, but working on it. Yeah. Well, hopefully she's hilarious. She's by the way. If you're looking for a funny gal, likes a nice mid-day. Hey, if you're looking for a standup comedian in

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Okay. But usually what it is, is just bunch of people wearing their hunting stuff. The Lambo Packers don't have a blaze orange uniform. Well, people wear it. I know Seriously, you know, but in that sense, Tipeek cow fits right in because it's got this it's dressed like it's going to a winters Packers game Yeah, you know, so I thought that actually it's kind of nice, right? But no, it's made right right in Wisconsin So check it out Wisconsin cows. Yeah, Wisconsin cows. We got a lot of them. You ever tipped a Wisconsin cow before? No, because if you try tipping a cow The cows are Daint you cows are not dangerous, but if you're gonna F with a cow, they're gonna they're gonna have with you back Yeah, hey everyone just mind their own cow. Yeah mind Mind your own cow and tip back a tippy cow. No, that's what I'm doing right now, Charlie. Cheers to you. Cheers to Tippie cow. Cheers to you and cheers to a hunt season two. Great

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Hello, welcome to the Bellyduck podcast. Who are we talking to today? Hey, this is Jake from South Dakota. Jake from South Dakota. Jake from South Dakota. How you doing, Jake? Oh, not too bad. Oh, good. Oh, it's Jake. I'm actually out road hunting for ditch chickens right now.

And as soon as you guys answer the phone, there's five of them in the road in front of the course. Oh, it's the phone, though. Put the phone down. Go listen, go listen. All right right hang on all right I need two more for a limit Alright, thanks for calling in

Holy shit, did he actually nail him? He's pulling it up right now. Is he a runner? Did you hit him square? No, I got him one shot. We're good. All right. We heard it. Yeah. That was can't pick that. Did the rest of them fly away? Are they still waiting? Are they still waiting? Yeah, they got into the trees quick. Okay. Okay. Anyway. So you're not in Sioux Falls then. No, no, where you at? At hunting.

East Central about hour and a half from Sioux Falls. Oh, sure. Okay. I was just out there. I was out over in Howard Madison area. Kind of. Oh, I was just north of. North of Howard Madison, like 40 minutes. Okay. Oh, God. Well, uh, yeah. So I mean, what are you going to do with that?

Fezard? What's your limit? Why don't you belly up to the bar with us? Tell us what's on your mind? Yeah. So first of all, I have a byicell trade. I like to get in. Is it a fessan? Nice. No, I don't think you want this one. He's kind of close. Oh, OK. Oh, nice humble brag that he's a sharpshooter.

No, he said he was kind of close. So I think you blast. He might be a little mangle. Yeah, we blew him all apart. It's not good eating is what he's saying. I am shooting a monster, though. Well, yeah, there is. There you go.

Well, straight as barrels and all the land. Of course, you nailed them. Absolutely. So, so what are you trying to sell a trader by? Yeah. So I'm actually looking to buy. I'm just thinking, you you shoot that damper. You're so casual.

I love it. So casual. Okay. What are you looking to buy? I'm looking for, it's gonna have to be somebody from IOI. I think one of the, the bush light, like the 56 can cases,

like with the corn cans in them. Oh, yeah. The actual corn can case. If somebody finds me a full one of them that is full of $56, and I will pay $200 for it. $200, no, it's not full. Look on now. You didn't save one for posterity, say, no. $200 for $56.

Just for the nostalgia factor. Yeah, I mean, that's, I mean, that's $200 well spent. If you ask me, yeah, why don't, why don't you take a picture of yourself and, uh, and hold on your, your, your, uh, your fes in there. And then we'll put it up on the belly, up, uh, Twitter and we'll say what you're looking for and how much you're willing to pay. Well, yeah, in addition to this, in addition to this, you send it over to the Twitter page

or the Instagram, we'll put it up there. That way it's official too, you know, 200 bucks and then, you know, that way people can give us your tag and we'll tag you that way they can contact you direct. And we're going to get you those 50 was it. How many? I got to figure out. Oh, you do Instagram to Instagram. It doesn't matter.

Just some way to contact you. So we're not giving. All right. Yeah. So Twitter, it's at all lowercase Jacob, like beer. Okay. Why don't you get that handle? That's really it's like a pretty common.

I don't really know how I got that handle either. You'd think it would be taken, but that's pretty good. So at Jacob likes beer all the more case, that's the guy that hit up. I like how you're not like fully committed to the loves. You know, it's just like I like it. I like here. All right. Love is really really really strong word, but it probably could be love. Yeah. Yeah. But you're like it, we said earlier, you're such a nonchalant guy. There's no way you're

going to profess your love. You're just like it. So you're going to buy that now for 200 bucks. Would you trade anything for it? You got anything that might be worth the trade? I have a fesit now to trade. Yeah, you have. But no, probably not. I will just buy it. And if somebody, if somebody still has the, the empty case, like just the cardboard, I'll buy that too, but probably for less. How much less? That is to be determined. Okay. All right. We'll see the condition of the cardboard. I respect that. Right. Right. Whether it's been stapled to a garage wall or not yet. Yeah. Oh, well, this was this was a great call. You got anything else you're looking for or even some you want to sell or anything else trade

nothing before we all let you get back advice we can do it all here. The only other thing is I would say maybe it doesn't have to be today but I think sometime on the podcast you guys need to need to sit down and really crunch out the borders of the Midwest. You know what what isn't included't included in the Midwest geographically. Okay. Well, I think we... Because I feel like there's some other states, you know, that try to claim that they're

Midwestern and stuff, but they really just don't fit. What states? What states? Because we've had this conversation on this podcast before. What do you think... What states in the Midwest do you think don't fit? I could make a strong argument that maybe the southern half of Missouri shouldn't really be included in the Midwest. Everybody, everybody, most of Missouri.

Everybody likes to crap on Missouri. Yeah. Well, I think it's retaliation when everyone crappin' on Kansas with other time. That's true. That's true. Okay. What else do you have another state? Well, I would say like Michigan is like a toss up for me, you know, like Michigan is pretty far east

Compared to the majority of the country. You know within the eastern half of the country. So what do you think about a hot? Ohio doesn't exist as far as I'm concerned. Oh, my God. Okay. You cannot be given away these states. We Michigan Michigan has Motown. You want to give away Motown to the East Coast. We can give away the Eastern state and we could add a little bit to the Western half, you know, like we could throw in like even a little bit of Wyoming and Montana in there, you know, the flat parts of those. I feel like they're probably a little bit of Wyoming and Montana in there, you know, the flat parts of those. I feel like they're probably pretty. A little bit of them. So now you're, I mean, I'm pretty on board with that part.

I mean, look, I'd be down to a choir, sure, but I just, I'm not trying. You can't get rid of Michigan. I'm going to say it because Michigan, you know, like, go high all sometimes. You're like, it's like the, uh, bratty stepchild once in a while. Um, but, you know, we, it's still family, you know, yeah, plus we are already outnumbered by the whole rest of the country. We can't just be given away parts of the Midwest. Yeah, we got a guarantee though, there's, there's more mosfers and more ammunition, but in between these borders and the rest of

the country, now launching a war. Yeah, what are we doing? Let's keep the ammunition in the fessence, okay? Yeah. The thing is, is we need to hold strong here, because look, I, my sister is in Detroit, okay? If we lose her, she's never coming back for Thanksgiving again, okay? Yeah, now you're breaking the bearings for you, right? He doesn't give a shit. Yeah. He is. Wow. Well, I now get while

you blasted that fat. He's not even out there to get some good. He's just doesn't give a shit. Yeah. Well, look, on this podcast, we're going to hold that we need all the Midwest states. We'll take a little bit of Montana Wyoming too. Yeah. Take that. Yeah. Sure. Yeah.

And then like I assume all of Nebraska and then we could even argue for, for, you know, like some of Kansas, I'd be okay with. And then like the flat part of Colorado too, you know, but once you get into the mountains with all the hippies and stuff, then I think you got to cut it off. You're right up to Denver. Right up to the Denver airport and then no further. Yep, right. Yeah, that makes sense. Oh, I know I'm I'm I'm I'm born with that.

Okay. It was a flat part of Colorado, flat part of Wyoming, flat part of Montana. Who goes to Colorado and says I just want the flat. You know, the funny part is that recently I went on my honey moon in Colorado up in the mountains. Yeah, I'm on to go. And I enjoyed the flat part of the drive back much better. Well, I'm Midwest guy. I really are. You really are.

It's easier driving. You're talking on the phone shooting fesit. I mean, you just sound like a mid west guy throwing through. You just got to be a multi task around here. Yeah, you do. That's why me and Charlie never get any birds is because we're too busy talking. We're not busy. We can't

multi tasks. So yeah, can you legally shoot birds from your cards out the code? Or is that just like they look from the car, but you can we did get out of the car. I did get out of the car. I had the door cracked open early. We're just doing that to make sure just to check our legal liability. Correct. You shot that, Fesit. Out of your car. Correct. check our legal liability out there. You shot that, Fesit, out of your car, correct?

No, Negatory. What? No, sorry. You were out of your car. Are you trying to incriminate me? No, we're trying to decriminate you. Just help us. Okay.

You were not in your car outside. Yes, that's what I meant to say. Right. I didn't mean to say that you shot it out of your car. You know, right. You were out of your car when you shot it. Yes. Right. Right.

Yeah, that was not a good question by me. I apologize for that one. I didn't think that one all the way through. Well, listen, Jake, we really hope we can get. Yeah, yeah, we hope you get your limit. We hope you get your box of beer. I Will I'll also make sure to send in a picture. Yeah, Twitter page do that. We will we'll hook it up. We want only success stories here, okay? Got you. All right, man. Well, thanks for calling in good luck hunting

Yeah, thanks. Have a good one guys. Yeah, bye-bye You can't make that up. You can. Oh, of course, you and you guys. I thought he was, you know, I thought he was just doing it for like a bit. I thought he was too. And, and no, I'm glad we pushed him. Although he could have just gotten out of his car and shot. He turned off around. Yeah. Hey, hey, comedically it worked. I want to believe, I want to believe that he shot comedically it worked. I want to believe, I want to believe that he shot a fesson. You want to believe Jake the great. Yeah. He was great, man. He was unbelievable. I wish people would stop trying to get rid of states in the midwest, though. What is the deal with that? I don't know. Just let's not realize that we need

some strength in numbers. We need to keep bringing in more. Yeah, people have been ignoring the Midwest for years. Why would we give them less to ignore, you know, that makes sense. Well, hopefully we can keep pushing that forward. Yeah, we got to hold the line. Hold the line. Well, we got to push the line into Colorado. Well, that's true. I just want some flat part of Colorado.

Okay. It's classic. That's a South Dakota guy right there. I'm telling you, South Dakota guys like the flat land. They do. I was talking to Taylor about that. I'm a big guy. I mean, I'd say this all the time on our other podcast, you met your radio found role podcast.

Can we found? Cripes guest is great too. I just I'm a guy who's meant for flat ground. Okay. I I coming from the, uh, we got flat and we got hills. You're kind of more of a you're from Milwaukee area. Yeah. I got I got water there. I got a sea guy. Yeah. I'm a seaman. No, I just am. I like looking out at water. I like the hills. I like the trees. You know, that's just what I prefer. No judgment against people. But he's one of the fellas who just,

I guess like you likes that, that have flat land. And by the way, sunsets in South Dakota, holy smokes in North Dakota too. Iowa, Iowa, Nebraska and Nebraska. So parts of Wisconsin. You're more in the rust belt, aren't you though? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm in the anyways. Anyways, that was good. Well, that was another good episode of Billy and a podcast. Yeah. Well, maybe our wildest episode, Jared, would you agree? Yeah. Oh my God. There was a lot that

happened. Um, but, uh, it was a good episode. It was. I'm happy we were here for it. We had cats. We had birds. Birds and necklickers. And that clickers chase. Um, that's fitting that we're at the Nicarbocker liquor locker. Yeah, the Nicarbocker liquor locker. By the way, this we haven't even talked about this bar. It's a fantastic drinking establishment. It really is. I mean, appropriate height ceiling. Yeah, and I love the the stain below your bar. I wonder where this bar stool was sad all these years. Yeah, there's a perfect circle because it's around all the four legs on the floor that's just worn away. It's fantastic. I mean, you do not just you can't just design a bar like this.

Yeah, this bar used to sit about a half inch lower, but then it's dug into the ground with the bar still that out sits a little higher. Yeah. So yeah, if you're ever in Hickson, North Dakota, you got to come into the Nicarbocker liquor locker. Do some darts. The Nicarbock lick lock. You can't make that up. No, you can't. Great signs, great beer signs, classic beer signs. Tally's, you know, the whole shebang. They got everything you need. need yeah, so guys thanks for tuning into another episode of the belly that podcast and Make sure you tip your bartender you cheap some so guns is presented by flea fire all in prison by flea far Love you guys see the next one to prepare dinner watch for gear Thanks for watching, and watch for gear.