Bellied Up - Secrets of Private Jet Life #42

Episode Date: March 23, 2023

Presented By Fleet Farm Please consider helping one of our listeners' good buddy Will, with his cancer treatment Here Our first caller is a flight attendant for a private jet who gives us details on the craziest thing she's ever seen on a plane. Then, Green Bay Packers Running Back AJ Dillon joins the podcast. The next caller wants to know which Packer player hits the hardest, and the last caller of the day wants to know why men cheat. She then throws a massive curveball at us. Check out AJ Dillon and Will Toonen's Podcast "Toonen To Dillon Podcast"

All right, Charlie. What's going on, bud? Hey, pal, I'm just happy to be here with you with my buddy on this belly up podcast presented by Fleet Farm. We love it. Yeah, I wanted to for once do the the first part. Okay, let's do it again. Hey, Miles. Hey, Charlie, nice to see a man. It's nice to see on this podcast, the belly up us be here with the fleet farm. Yeah, fleet for Yeah, you're right. It's better the other way Farm we love it. We just got it. We love we got a no our role, you know But Charlie right now I am I Mean I'm living the good life. You're in Hawaii right now.

I am. Yeah. I wish you could tell him people were my location. Which island are you on? I actually don't know. You don't know. I mean, I spent a semester there. So she's all horned up about going there. She loves the whole thing.

And I'm just kind of along for the ride. OK. Well, while you're in Hawaii now, I want to tell you a couple of things you should be doing. Okay. You should be snorkeling. Every day. No.

Yeah. You know what's great about Hawaii though, is when you're snorkeling, you're more buoyant there. I've found than other places. You just float better in Hawaii. You do because I think that the salt maybe it's maybe it's just saltwater. I'm not used to swim in saltwater but you float better you float better in saltwater. Do you guys know that? You guys know that? That's why they have the salt float like sure little pods that you've done that. Yeah, I've done that. That's fun.

Have you ever done that? No, it's good for your back. Yeah, I was told that they can't pour enough salt in it to make me floats. That's not true, Miles. They're like, yeah, we had to start using the salt that we pour on the roads. You still not float and bring in more salt. No, you'll float. And actually, that's really good. And so is snorkeling. It's good about taking tension off your back. And I know you got those back issues. I don't have that many back issues. Oh, what are you always growing about? Besides carrying this podcast.

Oh, I can say that though. I'm a honeymoon. I have no worries. I have no worries in the world right now. That's nice. So what are you guys doing for fun over there in Hawaii? Well, pound pound pound pound pound pound.

So we got to make the marriage legit. Oh yeah. And I mean, we're going to make sure that's legit. Mm hmm. We're going to make sure that. Doing it and doing it and doing it again. And how we do that is by just sitting on the beach. Oh, okay. I thought you were talking about some mouse. I was going to write you guys a song. I

was going to write you guys a song. I was sexy time song. I was doing it and doing it. I really don't want you to write a sexy time song for me and I'm, Miles, you know, there's nothing sexier than a thick Midwestern accent, you know, Midwest accent is like the accent of love. I've heard, you know, he did screw the French language in the French accent. It's all about the Midwest. Hey, dear my. Oh, yeah. Hey, dear, how you guys feeling? Why don't you come on over here? Get all rassy dads eat for each other. Are you gonna take your clothes off or no miles? You know, you're kind of flapping like a wall. I want to get you looking like a pier.

You know what I mean? Okay. Not one of them, not one of them rotted out pierced. You know, I'm talking one of them new ones, like a telephone pole, you know, yeah, like one of the ones they don't take out in the winter, that's dirty. Like a like a fish and pole,

you know, oh yeah, well, they got a lot of give to them. We don't want a lot of give to that. Yeah. Well, more more so word about the lengthwise, I'm kind of an ice fisherman. So all my own miles, you and your pole jokes. Jesus, go ease.

So yeah, I'm soaking in the sun. And you know, I'm, I'm now a dead man walking. I for life. I am now a dead man walking for life. I am now, I've secured the ball and chain forever. They welded that thing on. There's no key. There's just forever. You know, I, Miles, do you think Ann calls you her ball and chain?

I don't know what she calls me, but I'm sure it's not anything good. Yeah, her concrete shoe. Is that it? Yeah, thorn in her side. Right. Off in times. That's nice. Yeah, that's nice.

So, um, are you going to do any, um, well, you went to my wedding, Charlie? I did. Oh, your wedding was phenomenal. It really was. I remember when the wood was great. Yeah. It really was. I remember when the wood was great. Yeah, I had the Well, I ordered the the steak, but I got the veggies Well, we took the creative liberty to get you what I think you'd want instead. Yeah, well appreciate the RSVP thing

It's kind of a formality. I went through and made sure I changed everyone's what I think they want Well, that's good. That's fair enough. I like that. What do you think of getting what do you think of getting the bill at the end of the dinner? That was unexpected. Yeah. Yeah. I thought that I got you a classy move, which would, um, I thought I got you a gift which would kind of offset my cost of being at the wedding. But yeah, no, that was very... No, you got me both. It was awesome. You paid for your own dinner and you got me a gift. Yeah, that was a little ridiculous.

But you know what, I'm happy to do it because you're my buddy. Yeah, okay. Yeah, we just better make a lot of money off this podcast. Yeah, so guys, thanks for listening. Can you buy some ditch chickens hats, road hunt for ditch chickens? By the way, did you guys know we sell those? The road hunt for Ditch chickens.

Yeah, we got to pay for this honeymoon somehow. Yeah, well, no, we were paying for me because I paid for your way. Well, you're paying half. We're in a marriage as well. Yeah, boy. Your money is my money now. That was the contract you signed. You didn't look at it.

Did you know? I didn't. That's why you should always look at the contracts, Jeepers, Cripes. Yeah, I wish I would have looked at this marriage contract. Apparently, it's for life. So, yeah. Who's negotiating this? You know, I don't know. It should be a, like maybe like a five year contract with an optional extension for life. five-year contract with an optional extension for life. You know, I think we'd have a lot less divorces. Oh, you had to bring that up.

Thanks, yeah. Geez. No, I am joking to contract for life. I don't know. Well, I hope you enjoyed my gift. Well, I did. I loved it. Yeah.

And it was shocking. Uh-huh. But yet very cute of you. You know, Pink Taser. What did you expect? You know, so anyways, well, should we take some callers? I think we should take some callers and I'm going to keep catching some rays. Okay. Sounds good. Well, Ray, you know, catching, really, you know, catch him. Really? Really? You know, man arrays. It's Bella's name. Praise God. Too soon.

Hello. We got on the line. This is Michelle from North Carolina. Hey, Michelle from North Carolina. How you doing today? I am a quarantine for COVID number two. Oh, no. Can you taste anything or? You know, I'm good this time. The last time I lost my teeth and smell for almost two years. Oh my gosh. How did you get it back? How did you get it back?

You know what? I think science, you got spin cells in there and maybe have the completely regrow. It's a wild thing. That's wild. Is that actually what happens? I didn't know that. I didn't know that either. What was the first thing? Yeah, just so that napoms, your entire old factory system. It's a weird weird virus. That's for sure. It's an occupational hazard for me. I'm a flight attendant. Oh, flight attendant. I was going to peg you as maybe like a professor of some sort. You sounded very articulate and I, you know, what you're saying, I would believe you if you were a professor. So, no, I work on a private jet. So now I'm a little up there with the life sounds of a rich and shameless. It's not a fun job.

It is a living. Okay. Wow. Geez. What was the first thing you had tasted when you got your taste back? I think it was probably dark chocolate. That was the first thing. I couldn't think that forever. I'll come for you. Well, so were you a commercial flight attendant at any point? No, I wasn't. Never had the pleasure. I went straight straight to the top. No pun intended. Yeah, I was a wedding caterer for many years and that if you want to do private flights, you've got to cook a lot of food. I am the chef and the cleaner, the cooker, the baby flutter, the dogs flutter, the whole thing. Oh my god. You want to be jack of all trades? It sounds like. I used to work construction too here so I can do that.

Holy smokes, what was your job in construction? I have a degree in historic building restoration. Nice. I worked on a lot of historic projects, bridges, government buildings, housing, and all that. What's your favorite construction one liner? I would say I'm gonna have to do something regarding not getting it right the first time on measurements. I'm sure there's a couple of phrases there.

Not the measurements. Neither twice, cut once, but there's there's funnier ones out there when you're gonna construction crew you hear all kinds of yeah Not a lot of them are appropriate for a podcast, you know, nope, nope, they're not Well one more question. Who's more inappropriate the people on the private jets or construction workers? I would say private jets hands down. All right. What's the weirdest thing you saw on one of these private jets?

That you can tell us about. I don't know if it's any end days or anything. I have so many non disclosure agreements, but I'll tell you a good story. Yes. I'm not I'm not embarrassed by anything. As far as I'm concerned, they can do whatever they want like there

As long as it's not illegal and not gonna get me in trouble with the police But we picked up some professional ball players Okay, and they have some ladies of the evening with them all boy, you know good time gal. Yeah And I had a new pilot a young pilot And it's an open cockpit situation Yeah, and I had a new pilot a young pilot and It's an open cockpit situation. I've got a little door where my galley is that I shut But they can come up there anytime. It's not like the airline. Yep. Yep. So they're having a good time And the girls ended up with their top off Everybody's having fun and one of the girls wants to come up and say hello to the pilot and ask

if they could. And I said, abs for freaking looting. Get on out here. So she runs up to the talk to us and just fix her whole body in there and says, Hey, how are you guys doing? And this young pilot turned beet red and looks looks that he was like jaw on the floor. She was beautiful too, so it didn't hurt. Yeah, so the plane started the plane started turning and his hands weren't on the steering wheel. No comment. No comment. We all had a really good laugh. It was super funny, but they were they were they were super nice and know, they're just having a good time back there. I got up in the same house out. Okay.

So what you're telling me is that flying, that we are in the wrong profession, parents. Hang on, flying above us at any given time. There are these private jets with some of which have gals of the evening. As, as you said said here that are up there distracting the pilots with their what-nots. I mean, I'm not no comment. I'm concerned just sitting here right now. Jeez, go, we- Well, planes basically fly themselves these days. All they got to do is take off and land.

Okay. land. I think you just I'm not mean it like that. So that's why they call it a cockpit. I know I knew you were going there, Miles. So I think you just unlocked a new goal for Charlie Barons in his lifetime. He needs to make enough money to be able to charter one of these flights.

You know, I'm not, I am not in private jet territory, okay, I'm not quite there yet. Oh. Hey, I fly some of Milwaukee's most prominent citizens. I get it all the time. Do you really, you fly some of the Milwaukee is most prominent citizens. I get it all the time. So do you really you fly some of the Milwaukee's most up? What which citizens can you can't say? You can't say.

Absolutely. Cannot say. She cannot say Charlie. Where's my job? Are you are you a Packers fan? Well, I did bring some Viking people in to the Vikings Packers fan. Well, I did bring some Vikings people in to the Vikings Packer theme and I was glad I was not doing their return flight because I'm telling like they had a great time. Yeah, that's no. That's a real bomber right there. You know, I'm sitting next to AJ Dylan right now. Should I tell him you says hi.

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No. Yes. Correct. Come on. If anything, the Southern women come on this podcast and they talk crap about us Midwestern men is what I think has happened. I think that they said we were shy and, you know, that was it, that was it because we had a Southern gal come on and say that we were not assertive enough at the bars. She said that the Southern men come up and they're like, hey there, why don't I, you know, why don't we go on there or something? You know, where the Southern guys are like,

well, you know, do you need a beer or no? Is someone else get one for you? I'd love to get you one, you know? So no, people were talking crap about Midwest guys. Hey, I was really calling for recommendations on binoculars. That's the main resource. Since I'm quarantining that home, I don't know what it is about middle age,

but I'm in the bird. I live in the woods. I'm so glad. That was the main, we can go back in for a relationship talk, but I don't know. That's not quite as fun. All right. Well, how much you want to spend on binoculars? Well, hey, I'm a single income household. Plenty of disposable money. So let's go. Let's go, let's go, let's go last here. Okay. All right. I've been looking at these.

I have my dad's old ones. You know, they're not great. She has an unlimited budget as well. She said, no. Okay. So these are the ones that if I ever make it big, these are what I'm getting the swirl. Skate. I think I don't even know how you say it, but how are you going to afford that private jet if you're buying $3,000 binoculars? I will buy these binoculars before if I get this Maybe not three and maybe not three thousand. I bought a tractor this year for six thousand So I don't think I can like send a grand on binoculars. Well, I like the I like this world. Okay. Yeah, get the smaller swarovski ones. Let me find the model number for you. Oh

Swarovski. Oh god, I can't these are all the monster ones. I put in best binoculars. If you Google Swarovski hang on I'll just do it. She's cool. What do you use your binoculars mainly for? She's a bird watching. She's like in bird watching. Okay. Yeah, I live in the mountains. I live in the woods here and I hike every day with my dog. I have 20 acres and we get a lot of cool birds here on here. I saw my first Scarlet Tanninger.

Oh, you did? Aren't those, oh, they're beautiful. Oh, good. Scarlet tannin. I'm about to feel like how most people feel when a bunch of nerds are talking about dungeons and dragons. That's kind of how I feel when Charlie starts talking birds. That's a mile.

Cool. I'm telling you, you see, you're used to seeing the red of a cardinal, but when you see the red on a scarlet tannin jar, all my gosh, you haven't to seeing the red of a cardinal, but when you see the red on a Scarlet Tannager, oh my gosh, you haven't seen a red like that. I did, I did a double take. I did a double take, I wasn't sure. And I tell you what, this last thing, set the birding world on fire here,

a friend of mine had a painted, bunting show up in her yard. Oh, and it looks like a lot of color bird. And they don't even like live around here. People came giving bringing gifts like bird seed as like a almost like an altar. It was, it made the news and everything. It's an offering.

That is amazing. Wow. I, I send me your dress after this. I'll be down. What? I just want to send her back yard. That's it. No, send me your dress after this. I'll be down. What? I just want to send her back yard. That's it.

No, you should have said is how we get. Oh, look at that. Wow. Look at that painted bunting. Holy smoke. You saw one of those. That is a pretty bird. She knows miles.

It's into it. It was nearby in my friend's yard. Well, if, like, if bird watching, if I saw a painted bunting every single time I bird watch, I think I'd like to do it. But we'll see where I'm at. We got Robbins and that's about it. So, and you go, I'm not here. So the, here's the, the, here's the binocs you want to get.

Get the vortex razor. What's it? Vortex razor HD binocs. Those look like a good set of binocs. A nice set of binocs. You like like a good set of a nox and I said a binocs. You like those are some nice nox. Yeah. They're nice nox. Nice set of nox. Those ones that we don't call

nox. Like this. Like this. Ladies on the plane is a nice set of nox. There we go. There we go. Oh my gosh. Full.

I know why she has the job that she has. She's very charismatic. She's super charismatic. I would love for you to be my flight attendant. You get the whole, you know, when they get the, I know this is a commercial thing, but they get the, the telephone when they tell everyone to buckle their seat belt and all that other stuff,

I bet you would be electric on that. You would be cracking jokes and all that. Hey, I have to do the safety brief, just like the airlines do, but we get them done in about 30 seconds. And yet it's for quick little conversation. Hey, if I'm ever in Milwaukee and you guys wanna come see a really nice privilege

that I'll have to give you guys a haul or you can come check out. I love how we just get to look at it. We get to ride in there. We get to look at it through her new binoculars. Yeah, from outside the fence. She's like, all right, you're gonna pull up. $80 million thing. Oh, smokes. It's a lot of dough.

Let's let's take her up on that. Go take photos on it and be like, oops, a day's, you accidentally had to take a private jet tonight, post it on post it online, like all the fake influencers do that on the fake private jet things. Oh, I heard they do that. We should start doing that. Yeah, yeah, I think I I would I yeah, I'd if I were to do that going to a nice like RV or something. Yeah, honest. Well, thank you for calling in. This is a reoccurring segment. You know, we've talked, we've asked a lot of people at where

you at what you Holland. Yeah, supplies to her too. And there it's not just a trucker thing. Yeah, she's she's calling several gals, you know, uh, reoccurring flight attendant segment. Where you at? What you Holland? Different, but the same.

Oh my God, you guys would not be able to keep up. I go all over the world. Well, it's just at the moment where you at what you're hauling, you know, sure, sure, I'll call it back in the word. In my phone, on the plane, it's up to 47,000 feet, so to be a okay, last last question for Yeah, the people want to know Is it bullshit that we all have to turn our phones on airplane mode on the plane and why is the answer? Yes Total bullshit told I knew it

Why did they make us do that? Can I tell you the reason why they do that though? Yes, more of a safety issue. So if something's gonna go wrong on and plane, it's gonna probably happen during takeoff. Okay, so if everybody is, now it doesn't really matter because there's monitors and all that stuff,

everybody's watching something anyway. But if everybody is plugged into their cell phone during takeoff and something happens, the more people that are paying attention, the better. So if you don't have your phone and it's in your plane mode, it does not. So that's more of where it goes from, but trust me, if your cell phone did anything to impact the flying of the plane, you wouldn't be allowed to have one on the plane. Yeah,

seriously. Because we know everybody, everybody leaves it on, you know, everybody does. 100%. There we go. We heard of here first, our resident, Bellydub podcast flight attendant. We're kind of like an investigative journalism podcast. Yeah, we got that info out there. Well, this is really great. Next time you're in Milwaukee, let us know. Well, I'll come work a shift down the Yeah, no, yeah, we'll work our way. We don't get to like just relax on it. I'll actually be here. We'll do the dishes. What's the flight attendant equivalent to a sous chef? We'll do the dishes. What's the flight attendant equivalent to a sous chef? I don't know that would be me assistant I tell you what I got American thighs those things are gonna look pretty good in the skirt. Yeah Let's do it. Let's do it. That'd be great. Well, thanks so much for taking my call. I can't believe I got through you guys have a great afternoon.

Yeah, imagine me imagine miles in a skirt. Yeah. All right, guys, we also got AJ on this podcast as well. So you missed first call, but he's here for the second third. So here we go. Hello, who do we got on the line? Hello, my name is Othaniel. Nathaniel. Yeah, where you called him from Nathaniel? Green Bay. Okay, well you're in luck because we got Charlie Barons here, Miles here, and AJ Dylan from the Green Bay Packers. So belly up to the bar with us.

Tell us what's on your mind. I was just wondering, who's the hardest player that runs through our practice? The hardest player to run through our practice. Okay. Who gives you the most trouble? Who gives me the most trouble? I probably go with, uh, probably go with Chris Barnes, number 51. He plays linebacker for us.

He's a really smart player. So he's always in there. He's never, he don't really make too many mistakes, especially going up against us. So during camp, hey, going up against that guy. That's awesome. I know one more question. Do you who pedal?

I can who I can give you I can give you some buckets now. Do you do you play basketball? Are you trying to make a one on one right now? Is that what this is? I'm so down. That would be insane. I would love that. Do you do you tune into the belly to podcast often?

I honestly don't, but I saw your story. I was like, let me get a shot because I was just going to be a bad guy. I'm not going to be a bad guy. I'm not going to be a bad guy. I'm not going to be a bad guy. I'm not going to be a bad guy. I'm not going to be a bad guy. I'm not going to be a bad guy. I'm not going to be a bad guy. I'm not going to be a bad guy. I'm not going to be a bad guy.

I'm not going to be a bad guy. I'm not going to be a bad guy. I'm not going to be a bad guy. but if you were to if you're a bett, man, who do you think would win a one-on-one basketball game? You got miles at about, that's all you miles. I'm like six three. Okay, so six one on a good there. So we got, we got in the, I'm on my left hand side, we got at two hundred and fifteen pounds, six to one on a good day. We got miles.

You bet you guys. And to my right, we got Charlie Burns. What are your animals? 6-1-195 of rock hard muscles. That's it. Just rock hard. We got 6-1-165.

Charlie Burns. Charlie, we played horse together before. We played horse and I kicked his ass I Kareem them all day Skyhook her way. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Who do you think is gonna win Charlie or miles? I probably take the height. We got a better advantage, but It all comes down to heart. It's what he said. And I don't think you know, but my middle name is actually tenacity. So

Oh, I don't Exempting Pronounces it tenacity. No, bad joke, Charlie. No, so God. It was actually not. No, I haven't a good joke. I would definitely be you.

I just I kicked the shit out of you. I did you even play basketball growing. Yeah, I was a center Not talking about the little tanks you I'm talking about a real I played a you Played the bench Oh, I kick his ass I don't know if you see that movie about that We don't talk about that There's this movie with some fighting if you you ever seen that movie in the Daniel?

The movie about fighting? Which one? Creed? No. Smart man. Smart man. He knows. He knows.

We test them. So where can I tune in to watch the podcast? Oh, you know what's funny? Tune in. OK, so first of all, I do have to mention. We also have Will, AJ's brother-in-law here on the deal and They got their podcast tune into Dylan, but if you want to tune into this podcast It's belly-dub so it's the belly-dub podcast. You just go anywhere you can get podcasts and you just belly on up

I gotta go but it was He's like I don't give two shits about this Charlemagne I'm not going to be a big fan of the big fan of the big fan of the big fan of the big fan of the big fan of the big fan of the big fan of the

big fan of the big fan of the big fan of the big fan of the big fan of the big fan of the big fan of the It's actually O's annual. Oh, O's annual. So everybody, everybody calls me O's heat. OK. Does I'm clutch? Oh, I like it. I like it. Do you have anything to buy a cellar trade?

Buy a cellar trade? Do you have anything to buy a cellar trade? Like what? Do you have anything to buy a cellar trade? Look to your left, look to your right. There's a lot of listeners on here in this podcast, and they love to buy selling trade with the Collins. We love it.

Yeah, they love it. I'm a big shoot guy. A big one. Shoot guy. Do you have any thing to buy? I'm gonna sneak, what kind of sneakers you got on hand? What do you look into sell, buyer trade? Shoot, I don't know, man.

That stuff, that stuff. I love on my shoes. Do you like horse radish? Because I got some high quality horse radish. I'd be willing to trade for some new snakes. This stuff will pump your sneakers. I thought we'd play one on one and then lose first. He just honestly really wants to play basketball.

I mean, I have no chance of football. He just honestly really wants to play basketball. I mean, I have no chance with football. Yeah, well, it's all about heart. Remember you said that. All right. Well, thanks for calling in, man. I appreciate it. Good. Good. Very much to go guys.

Thank you. All right. Good. So since we're bellyed up, you can't really fight at the bar. It's never good, but the good old fashioned arm wrestle. How about a thumb wrestle? Thumb wrestle? Oh, I'd like to see a thumb wrestle. Thumb more.

One, two, three, four. I need Claire thumb. You can take it. Snake, baby. Oh, no, no. Let's go. And the entity. I told you.

Good. Did that say miles. Your snake is so strong, bro. I don't even oh my god That's not the first time you played with my snake is it Charlie? No, that is the first time I ever should boy in 20 oh There was a dark room. I wasn't aware But that'd be funny if the guy was still in the line you never I wasn't aware. Well, that'd be funny if the guy was still on the line.

You never. That's why you have that bite. Well, Snake bite goes a long way. So, well, did you see I I diverted the sneak attack you did that? You do it with my own. Really good. This night. It was probably no, it's actually I was slow on my sneak attack.

So just look like a counter. So why did you just got a house low? I changed it. Yeah, there we go. The tortoise and the hairy. Oh God, let's let's do another one. Charlie. Yeah, fella. Did you know that this is also my birthday week? March 22nd. This comes out

March 23rd. It was my birthday yesterday. Happy belated birthday. Sorry I missed it. No, you're good. You're good. Uh, birthday has only come once a year and personally I don't think birthdays are anything that special. But the only president I'm home for is a nice bottle of tippy cow. Wow, hey, don't say you've got you. You got this for me. I got that for you. You got this for my birthday Yeah, it's almost empty, but you know, this is way better than your wedding gift you gave me So I thought you'd like it though and honestly tippy cow just makes every birthday. It's a little bit more special

Yes, it does so tip back a little tippy cow and cheers to the old bird to you and cheers to me And if we do disagree then then to help with you and to be cow me. God, that goes down easy on my day after my birthday. Miles, you know, one of my favorite places to go and meditate. I told you I'm in the meditation, didn't I? You mentioned it a couple of times. My favorite place to go meditate. Do told you I'm in the meditation, didn't I? You mentioned it a couple times. My favorite place to go meditate. Do you know where that is? In one of the pop-ups in Flea Farm. How'd you know? It's a quaint area. Flea Farm is the best place to go

and meditate. They've got so many different places. You can just go and sit and listen to the sounds of the Flea Farm birds and the people chattering. And the Fleet Farm loudspeaker. Yeah. Down, down, down, down. Down, down, down. Just gets me a real right state of mind. Yeah, and interrupts kind of every now and again.

Sometimes I go into Fleet Farm and I just turn the record button on on my phone and I just record the sounds for when I can't go to Fleet Farm to the meditators. That's actually a great move. It's an incredible move. Yeah. We should put out a podcast episode that's just Fleet Farm Meditation.

Fleet. Yeah, Fleet. We should. We should do that. Fleet Farm hits us out. It's like, hey, guys, you guys stop telling people to come just sitting here. It's getting crowded. Man.

They're buying stuff. But we have too many bird watchers and meditation people in this sucker. Not enough people buying stuff. Yeah, someone's doing a Midwest yoga class in the fleet farm. Not a bad idea. Not a bad idea either. But every time I go there, I do always end up

blocking out with something. Burnt peanuts if nothing else So yes, they that five times fast burnt peanuts burnt peanuts burnt peanuts Burned penis oh God you got me oh miles you get your head out of the gutter anyways Let's um, let's go to the fleet farm more often together. Shall we, Miles? Let's go meditate. Let's do it. I would like to play in one-on-one, Charlie.

Fighting or ball? Best ball. I'm a Frenchman. I don't fight. I mean, I'm not a good fighter. Pretend to be for cable TV. You know what? I play a hoops. I'd hope with you one on one. Hey, Jerry, are you good?

I know. I'm all right. I'm at 41 inch vertical. Yeah, I'm like a garbage. So you can dump. Yeah, I can dump. I can get rebound. You get dumped.

Yeah. We can put it. It gets boring. We should play like a while though, right? It's like, oh, I got a like four. We should play like four. It's like, oh, I got a slam in my hand and wrist hurt. You know you've been up there a few times. Yeah, yeah.

And then eventually it's like, how cool layups can I do? It becomes way more fun than dunking. I can do a reverse layup. Oh, Ken, yeah. I can't wait. I can't wait for this horse game. It will English off the glass. I'm actually good at the underhand toss free throws. Oh, we got a car.

Rick Berry. Yeah, exactly. Hello, and welcome to the Belly to podcast. To the heck are we talking to? Why this is miss. Michelle, how are we living? I And I just got off work. Yeah, where do you work at? Oh, right now I'm just doing like Uber Eats and DoorDash. Good on you. I used to be in

Yeah, I used to be a minister of assistant, but the COVID, you know, kind of keep all that up. Yeah. What city are you living in? I'm in Chicago. I'm a supper about side Chicago. Okay. I will say I appreciate everything you in? I'm a Chicago. The suffer of that bike Chicago. Okay, I will say I appreciate everything you do. I'm an avid Uber reads and door to ask. Okay, how much how much city spend in the last week on door to ask you? We're probably not going to disclose that information,

but I appreciate you, you know, for doing a good work for me being way too lazy. I'll confess it. Oh, yeah. I did the math the other week because my employees I got, they're challenging me, you know, how much money? It was like over 200 bucks on DoorDash in my account. But you say, oh, I'm lower. I'm definitely what, what is the time frame in one week?

In one week? Oh, in one week? I'm probably, you know, probably lower this week I'm lower. Okay. But I always give, I always give probably lower this week I'm low. But I always give me, I always give a nice tip. I always hear that Michelle. Well, they won't even pick up your stuff if you don't give a tip. AJ Dylan is giving good tips.

So now I got to ask you, since you're in Chicago, are you a Bears fan or a Packers fan? Oh, really? Yeah, really? Yeah, that's not even a question. Of course, the bears. No, no. Yeah, I love you, Charlie. Miss you. I love you. Miss, I still love you despite. I don't think she she knows that AJ plays. You know, AJ Dylan, who's with us here today, is the running back for the green babe Packers. Oh, wow. That's very nice.

She's, she's, she's, she's, she's hanging up now. Say, all right, but, yeah. All right, miss. You can't ever take me being a bear fan. No, it look, I'm actually a grown-up guy in myself. He's a, he's a pick it up at the store himself. Michelle, what's cooking now? Belly on up to the bar with us.

Oh, I you know, I just did question about relationship and things. Oh, yeah, well, yeah, we are, we are here. You got two married guys, one engaged guy, one guy who kind of missed the pooch. So what do you got? I'm a divorce a two. I got very young. I got very good. So you're afraid to say it. Then she says it now. You're all on board. Change the voice, Michelle. What's cooking? Talk to me. My first one I was 20 and I'm way old. I I'm 46 47 now actually. It was 100 years ago. Yeah. It was

actually 27 years ago, but no one wasn't. It was a long for me. Oh, yeah, 27 Easy Math. Okay. Good deal. I forgot my hands. Yeah. I was being a snob. Keep going. Anyway, yeah. So I was just curious on guys and in their relationship that like

why guys say in relationships when they're miserable and then they cheat. But yet they say they love the person that they're with but they continue to cheat on them and they won't leave. Oh, geez. I'm out of heavy. their with but they continue to cheat on them and they won't leave. Ooh. I'm out of heavy has that heavy on it. Why? Who ordered the steak?

Holy smokes. I'm giving you the hard questions here. Well, I think you already kind of answered your question. You said, why are they in or they're in a relationship that they're miserable in? I think that's number one. Why they end up cheating. And yeah, I think we all would love to say, Oh, well, just get out of the relationship if you're miserable, whatever, but sometimes not that easy. There's kids, sometimes that are involved.

There's, you know, financial situations that make it tougher at time. So I think there's a multitude of things here that we could unpack, but that's kind of my thought on it. Yeah, there's generally also, you know, just some people trying to see it through, you know, and you know, you got to put that factor in, you know, and trying to see it through no matter what. Yeah, I guess, but if they continue to teach, how can they say they love the person they're with? Yeah, that's pretty scummy, you know, I think I think some people, ah, geez, I don't know because there's there's probably a lot of Different kinds of cheaters. I think some people are like recs in toy story. They're like I don't like confrontation

You know, and that's what's wrong. You guys you never seen Toy Story. I'm just along for the ride. I want to know what the analogy is here. And then I think that there's some guys that are honestly, you know, and look, it's a scummy thing to do anyway. You cut the deal. Okay. Because you're really just lying to someone. But I think, you know, they're probably lying to themselves, you know, I think they're lying to themselves more than anyone. I think so. And, you know, you're getting into probably some like childhood shit, you know, what I mean? Right? I mean, now, were you with the fellow? Oh, you stepped out on you. No, I was the opposite. Oh, good.

Are you stepping out? Wait, that's a way. No, no, they're the one cheating with me. Whoa. Curve on it. We got ourselves a Jerry Springer episode. I know, but we were trying. Wow, we're the chairs.

I love when we're trying to be like, that is not acceptable at all. And she's like, oh yeah. I'm doing it. I love it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I love it. Wow.

Tell me, Shell, is it the thrill that does it for you? That's like, no, no, but I mean, I know I'm the situation. I'm wrong too. But yet it's the person as pursued needs. I pursued me because they were so miserable and unhappy. And then I ended up falling for them and really care about them and care for them. And they're telling me how miserable they are. And it's not a marriage. It's not a marriage.

Okay. How old are they? 44. All right. So, and does he have a wife and kids or? No, no, no, you just said not a married just a girlfriend. Right. Okay. All right. Well, what do you get out of that? Any moment. But here's the thing. What are you trying to get out of this? Is it that you are truly in love and think he's going to leave her at some point? Is that why you called in? Well, I was just curious at my question more so and it's not just with him. I've run across it with other people is that how they can say they're still in love with a person they're with when they're cheating I guess it's more so. I mean yeah I

sure I have whatever is going on with me but it's just I just find that interesting but yeah I mean there was a time where I thought he would leave her, but I don't know anymore now. How long have you been doing this? Well, let's let's hold on a sec here. So are you saying that you're starting to be not so happy in the relationship? Is what you're saying? Right.

Yeah. Well, you could just go start sleeping with another guy. Just do what he's doing. Start snoozing around. Yeah. Now do you get why are you still in this relationship if you're miserable? Right.

True. Oh, my. What's it you doing a bad gaby, my? Yeah. I'm the heart ball guy here, you know, Yeah, he didn't see hey every time you point the finger there's three more coming right back at you I know I know I always say that too So that's the question is if you're miserable in this relationship

Because the other guy's miserable in his other relationship and he won't leave her and you won't leave him. Where does that leave you? Not in anywhere good place. Yeah. Is he with her tonight? Wait for my tie. Is he with her tonight?

Huh? Is he with her tonight? Yeah. Yeah. That's some of gone. Well, now, some of the gun. Yeah. Well, what do you like about him?

What do you think you can? He's a really good guy with a really good heart and I usually date jerk. Like that's usually my, I always like the, you know, the assholes. I got, yeah. I got something to tell you here. I don't know if you're ready to hear it.

This guy's an asshole. Yeah. I know. Right. So maybe my MOA is insane. Well, he's an asshole pretending and not being an asshole. But I mean, at least he's honest with you

about the fact that he's got a girlfriend, I suppose. We got to look for something. Tell you what, you can take a shower and put Cologne and stuff on, but your asshole still stinks at the end of the day. Right. Very true. He tells me what I'm honest with you. Like, Oh, wow, well, thing. Yeah. But then if you're in a relationship with him, would you ever believe that he's not stepping out on you? That's true. I mean, do I ever truly believe that?

Like, would I ever trust him if it was ever, you know, if he did truly come and be with me, if he kind of hard, right? Yeah. So talk to the other things. Yeah. Would you want a relationship with him? Yes.

I do. Why? Because I'm in love with him. Oh. Hold on, hold on. Are you in love with him? Or are you in love with the idea of what you could be with him? No, I am in love with him.

Because I know I've only been in love three times in my life at 47 years old. So I put a lot of weight on saying that. Wow. And I've dated a certain cent around, you know, but like I don't just fall for people. So, so, so you love him and you accept him for who he is. You're kind of miserable right now. I feel like you're asking us the same question. If you, how can somebody say they love somebody if they're in a miserable situation? question. If you how can somebody say they love somebody if they're in a miserable situation?

You just answered our question. Only you know. But I'm not cheating on him though. Right, but I think also the question was, is why not just leave someone if you're miserable? It's why you had originally asked as well. Yeah, because of that. Yeah, they're not happy. Because of right. You know,, and away he's cheating on you Yeah, he's already she's so he might be cheating on you, but he's you know, he's cheating your time a little bit Emotions, yeah, for sure how long you been doing this that how long it's been going on like two years No, I'll say this I I'll say this. This is what love does.

I'm not fucking leaving. This is. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh, man. You know, if love, if you could take love and put it in a bottle and sell it as a drug, it would be a sketch for one narcotic. It's the dumbest thing out there. It makes you do the weirdest things. Love does.

If mine you too, right? You are just under the influence of this insane dopamine toxin. Is he a business man? No, he's a carpenter. Okay. Toxin, you know, so is he a business man? You know, he's a carpenter. Okay. Where's he ever have any out of town jobs? Not really okay, that's good. That's we need to know you saying about guys without a town job I'm a touring comedian Who's divorced? I'm not divorced because I cheated. I know.

I know. I know. I got a question on this one. So, well, you got a question. Yeah. So, if he's not going to be confrontational, why don't you? Oh, yeah. Why don't you have you confronted him yet?

Um, about leaving her and being with me. Just about the overall status of the relationship that you have and what he's got going on. Um, you have at one point and it was an argument and then I kind of just let it go. So is the sex really that good with this guy or what's going on? He's a carpenter. He knows how to work the wife. He likes the cat. He really knows how to nail it.

You know, who's the hammer? He's good with his hands. Who's the hammer? Well, just to let you know they make some stuff now, like some toys that can also get the job done too, just so you know. Right. Oh, yeah.

He doesn't have any machinery. They got pneumatic chinsel these days. Yeah. You know that? Yeah, I think they got the hammer that's not the one you're thinking of now that you don't need a guide operate, you know, they call it a rabbit. You can buy some of you back to your.com. You can. Someday you can.

I notice that is there a market for that. You have the logo on them. Oh yeah. He's actually got his face right in the front. Yeah. And then if you press one button, it's me going, oh yeah, you bet you a baby. We love it. I'm not going to go. Oh my god, that's cold. Yeah. So, we really thought they're ideal. I know. I can just find any markets and go ahead and go after it. I get a royalty on the one that says keep her moving. Oh, geez.

Well, you know, listen, I'll tell you this much as great great as this fella is, there's plenty of carpenters in the sea, you know. They're drowning in dead, but they're out there, you know. You guys get that because the carpenter, yeah, you're funny, that was good. Okay. Yeah, so sorry, that's happening. Yeah, I mean, a good option, have a make-you-a-boat

so you can paddle away and find another fish in the sea. Yeah. Yeah, good option. Yeah. Yeah. I think I get it. I've been doing it enough. And I got to tell you, nobody changes. Okay. They say they don't. They don't. They're not changing. Well, that's the thing. That's why I don't push it because I want him to choose me. I'm not, I'm not, and I don't believe in also made him either. Well, and I want him to make that story. He already chose. He already chose. Two years is a lot. Yeah. Right. But I look, I want to tell you though, yeah, I got sympathy. I've been there, you know, I've had some that I really like him a lot. You just net, you know, it just don't go your way and you just got a rock and roll. Yeah,

So it goes. Well, thank you. Yeah, I appreciate you guys caring. You're very very good guys to get to actually even care. Does that mean that we're not good guys because you said the other guy is a good guy and then we turn on. I don't have to be level. I don't know if we can take her. Maybe a great guy. Maybe great guys. Yeah.

Yeah. No, I love you guys. I love Ryan and Tyler. I listen to all you guys. You guys are great. Oh, that's super sweet of you. You cracked me up. I'm a big fan of you guys.

Well, and the Packers. Yes. Yeah, Packers as well. Oh, I don't know if I can say that. I'm sorry. You can say give me one give me one little go pack. Go just we won't tell anybody. Well, I mean, hey, you guys should better than us this year. Yeah, I just, you know, this one. We won't tell anybody. You know, we keep secrets. We got it. We got it. We got it. I'm curious though. Is this guy a Bears fan?

Got a bear. Yeah, well, sounds like a Bears fan. I hate to be the bearer of that news here but it's time to go. It's time to go. It's time to go. Yeah, it's time to be in the top of the application once. Yeah, you date a Packer's fan.

It'll be all over. Well, maybe. Maybe we the head out to Wisconsin. Do it. Yeah, well, we thank you for calling in. This was, uh, this is the last call in this episode. It was, uh, quite the call. So we appreciate it. Yeah, we do.

I call it three, the curveball like I do. No, we like the juicy. We like the juice. Yeah, I promise you. Start, but then the second time you throw, we like the juicy. We like the juicy. Yeah, I miss the start, but then the second time you throw, we hit it out of the park. Ah, yeah. Well, you guys gave me good advice. I

really do like your Midwest advice. It was good. Well, thank you. I'm really going to consider it. All right, you do that. I'm just going to consider it. She got this is on page one. This is on page 169 in the Midwest. Yeah, call us back in another two years and we'll really tell you how I'm going to be a little bit more I'm going to be a little bit more I'm going to be a little bit more

I'm going to be a little bit more I'm going to be a little bit more I'm going to be a little bit more I'm going to be a little bit more I'm going to be a little bit more I'm going to be a little bit more I'm going to be a little bit more I'm going to be a little bit more

I'm going to be a little bit more I'm going to be a little bit more I'm going to be a little bit more All right, you're still now watch for dear. Okay, take care. Bye bye. Bye bye now. Uh, what a great turn. Uh-huh. She sounded like she was being cheated on this and that and it just let's flopped on its head. Turned into she was the one getting all Willie Nilly with the Willie Billy. The carpenters. Yeah. Yeah. I saw just grew and grew up. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like that for a loop right there. Yeah. Yeah. See, this whole podcast and with collars calling in isn't so easy. We didn't ask her.

We didn't ask her what she was gonna buy solar trade Would have been really interesting to know what she had to say I like how you ask everybody that hey look around you got something well We know what his favorite part of the past that Fleet farm we love it Coddy's he's better than me. I really what can't you do what can't you do he can can't he can't he do. He can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't Yeah, well, come on do it again. Yeah, we'll have to have a beer here after the episode, but thanks for coming on you guys This is awesome and remind the folks where they can get your podcast one more time You can get it on any streaming platform spotify YouTube everything else just look it up tune into Dylan We got the website even and we have a website

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