Bellied Up - Top 5 Ways To Get Out Of The Midwest Goodbye #174

Episode Date: November 6, 2025

We’re at Vic’s Bar and Grill in Moorhead, MN. Charlie states his case on why Oklahoma should be apart of the midwest. First caller is a salseman that is in desperate need to get out of “The Midwest Goodbye”. Then Timmy calls in to tell us a wild story about him hooking up with an older lady. https://prizepicks.onelink.me/ivHR/belliedupuse promo code: belliedupLeave us a voicemail: 218-505-3095

Are we rolling? Yesterday I squatted 265 for five. Miles is a beast of a man. I just don't need to be squatty, 265 pounds. He didn't even know we were rolling, and he just started talking about this. Like, this isn't for show. Like, he's talking about how rocks how that ass is. And I just mad that I put in the work, and that's the reason why you lost the arm wrestle.

I've been putting in the work. It's a classic. You're a classic millennial. You don't do any of the work and expect all of the perks that would come along with doing the work. You're younger than I am, Miles. Miles, listen,

I'm glad you're here because I've been thinking about this for a long, long time. Actually, it just came to me this morning. But I think that Oklahoma should be inducted into the Midwest. Okay. Is this a state your case?

This is a state your case. Welcome, folks, to state. your case. Charlie, why should Oklahoma be in the Midwest? Oklahoma should be in the Midwest because I was out there for work. Okay, this is a few years ago. All right? So I'm flying into

Oklahoma and I got a Packers jersey on. I got a Packers jersey. As you know, what you normally wear when you fly. Well, sometimes I fly in my church clothes. So I get there. I'm waiting outside for like an Uber or I don't remember if the company actually

had like a shuttle. I don't remember what it was, but I was waiting for something. Then all of a sudden, in this like old ranger, you know, this guy rolls up and he, he rolls down the window and actually rolls it down. And he goes, hey, are you a Packers fan? I said, no. And he said, me either. And then he showed me a shirt says the bears still suck. So we started chit-chatting.

He's there to pick up his mom. And his mom comes out. she's also in a Packers jersey and I'm like oh my gosh and I was like they're like where you going I says I'm going to the casino we got we got it you know the casino's got a hotel so we got to do a work thing at a convention thing at the casino and he goes no way we watch the game over at the casino I said well you got to be kidding me can I get a ride and he said and I actually no this was it and then he says can I give you a ride he offered me a ride And at this point I had decision to make Miles

I had just met this man I don't You know but could be a serial killer He could but I know enough about him But if you're a Packers fan you know there's no way Yeah if you're a serial killer You're not gonna kill me on Packer Sunday with your mom That's true that's like sacrilegious It is yeah

And so I yeah and serial you know They have a code you know They do They like to kill people but only under certain circumstances Yeah yeah I mean usually Thursdays But anyways I So I got in the car, I went back to the, I went to the hotel with them and I did the whatever thing I had to do for work. And then I met them there for the game and they were there, not just them, but like their family or their extended family, a whole group of people.

And we had such a great time. And I'm not going to lie to you, Miles. This fellow's mom could drink me under the table. Well, that's not hard, but I, no, it's not. But back back then, back when this happened, I was a little bit... You're seasoned. I was a little bit more season than I am now.

Now I've, you know, you need to bring that up in front of everyone. Tell everyone I'm a lightweight. It was just a joke. It was just a joke. It was true, which made it hard for me. So, but anyways, this guy's mom is getting me lit up like a Polish church. And before I know it, I'm like, after the game, the Packers win, I go out of the casino to get a ride home.

Like, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I, I, I, I, I'm, I, I, I'm, I, I, I, I, 's how drunk you are. is you think you have to leave the casino to get home? No, I'm so drunk that I think I'm like in Wisconsin. Oh, like I literally forgot where, but I was surrounded by Packers fans. I just thought I was like at Pottawatomie Casino. Yeah, it's like a, it's like an involuntary thing. You're at a Packer bar, the Packers game, and then you just go home.

Yeah, I felt like I was at home. So that's why I would like to nominate Oklahoma. I would like to bring Oklahoma into the Midwest. It's very Midwest to always watch a Packer game at a casino, too, by the way. Very Midwest. Yeah. Okay. I think that's good.

All right, man. Here, here. Here. Here. To Oklahoma. Cheers to Oklahoma. I thought that story was going to end that you hooked up with that guy's mom. Should just do an alternative thing?

So she starts getting me drunk, right? Yeah. I see her slip something into my drink, which is. classic Wisconsin. You know. This lady was Wisconsin through and through. She slipped something into my drink. Grab me by the cheese curds.

We went upstairs. I milked the cow. Had a romp it in the hay and then we went her separate ways. Yeah. See? See? A romping in the hay? Sounds like something, you know,

you'd hear an old auctioneer say see see have a wrapping in the hay huh uh no but her mom her mom was wow one of those moms like they they did uh free shots um i don't know if there was a packer bar associated with this but there were so many freaking packer people there i didn't know that in okoma that that many packer fans but they did and they had a thing where they were giving away free jello shots during half time um and then also uh i'm not sure if they were giving away free shots every time they scored or if somebody was just buying those but the the alcohol was a lot of free shots yeah and i had been that lit up in a minute so it's good i feel like you need that once in a while yeah yeah just to remind you you're still alive yeah yeah i mean i was literally outside it's like

i got to go get an uber i got to go home and so where am i going you know so i may have been i may have been Like, sold it up that I actually plugged my address in and saw that was like a $7,000 Uber ride. I was like, oh, where am I? I'm not in Kansas anymore. No, you're not. You're in Oklahoma. This is going to take 10 hours to get home.

What the hell? Where am I? Oh. Yeah. You're just like, well, I got to get home somehow. He just gets in. I got to get home. I better get a move on.

I got to work tomorrow. $7,000 later. That would be the most barrens move ever. That would be a lot of compounding Charlies right there. It would be a lot of compounding charlie's. Take an Uber from Oklahoma back to Wisconsin. Is you that drunk? That's a Charlie move.

Yeah. Yeah, it is. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Did you ever talk to those people again? Dude, it's okay if you say no. I haven't. But honestly, I love that.

We never got each other's phone numbers. I've had a scenario before like that. Like you get drunk at a bar, you meet some people, you have the best time. And you're just, you wake up the next day and you're like, I'll never see those people again. But we shared an unbelievable evening of good times in tomfoolery. We did. I mean, there was so much tomfoolery going around. And I was like...

Did you guys win the game? Yeah, we won. Nice. Yeah. But it was just a great time. I mean, we made plans. We made plans. I invited them up to the lakehouse I don't even have.

You know? Swing by anytime. That's what Charlie said. Well, what I says, I mean, it's a rental, but I don't think my folks will mind, you know? I mean, I was throwing out. I told him that I told them if they're ever through Milwaukee, I just gave them my address, you know. I told them to come on through because I got extra, you know, fish in the freezer, which I do.

Yeah. You know. No, I've been there. I know exactly where you're talking about. You're like, God, we should do this again next week. Right. And then nothing will make me happier than for maybe somewhere out there. They hear this and they go, you know, I remember that.

That was Charlie. and he offered me a free bag of perch and I would love for them to come to remember the address that I gave them which actually is no longer my address but I would love for them to go knocking at the door and ask for a bag of perch even if I'm not there.

That would be beautiful. Yeah. No, someone listening to this was actually there. They know what you're talking about. They call in and they're like, oh yeah, we know Charlie. Charlie was that really drunk guy that was hitting on her grandma.

she tried to sleep with my grandma i wasn't trying she was being very friendly with me okay very friendly but in not in an erotic way you got a nice set of cheese curds on you yeah thank you there miles at least someone notices someone knows for some reason when he walks i would love to hear their their perspective of that whole event though because for all i know they thought i asked for a ride but i was pretty sure he asked me if i want to ride They're like, oh, we just saw you're a homeless guy. We were doing a favor or two. Have you ever hitchhiked?

No. No. Have you? Yeah. I mean, kind of, but I wouldn't call it hitchhiking. What would you call it? I would call it my Greyhound bus didn't go. They canceled it.

You know when you're taking a Greyhound and they cancel it? Never been on Greyhound. Oh, you mean? haven't no oh you've got to get on a greyhound dude i just don't go enough places to need to get on a greyhounds are like if you need to travel with heavy weaponry the greyhound is the way to do that i mean they're not checking anything you kidding me it's great and they they the only problem is sometimes they cancel the rides you know um but usually they're cheap if you buy them far enough in advance they are cheap um but sometimes they'll cancel it last minute and then you're like

i was going from st paul minnesota to madison wisconsin um it was friday night um i was i was expecting to have a good time with my fellas the time was i don't know four is it five huh is the time important yeah it is because it's friday night okay i'm trying to get down there to hang on with my fellas. Okay. I mean, who's telling the story here, Miles? Sorry, Jesus. So anyways, I get out and I hear this guy like saying,

this is bullshit. You want, fuck it, I'm going to drive. And I heard him say, and I heard him walk out. Or I saw him walk out. So why didn't this guy just drive in the first place? Well, because I don't know. That's a great question. I didn't even ask.

But what I did is I was like, well, I'm going to go get a ride with him. but I didn't know who he was. So I went over to the exit where the car's parking lot exit and I had my thumb up and the dude stopped. I actually, I may have switched.

There's just no way that worked. No, no, no, no, no. This is what happened. I have my thumb up. This is why I said kind of hitchhiking. I have my thumb up. And then when I saw him, I wave to him. So I switched from the thumb to the wave.

And I said, hey, dude, you were in there and our bus just got canceled, right? And I says, how about I go with you to Madison? I'll split the money. And he said, hop in. And I hopped in. Yeah. I mean, that's hitchhiking.

That's for sure hitchhiking. Is that? But I didn't do that. If there's ever a scenario where the thumb is up for a full second, you're hitchhiking. Well, I don't know if he saw the thumb. It doesn't matter. If you're in a scenario where you got to thumb it, it's still hitchhiking. Yeah.

Well, anyway, we, he was a wild, well, I, wonder if that guy's out there dude you hit me up brother i hope you're doing well um thank you for let me go what got a car ride was it was it like you guys started you know experimenting in extracurriculars or like like was it silent

you guys start talking about like do aliens exist like what was it i'll say this around o'clair i was getting fearful for my life i was concerned like what did i just do is this guy driving radically like there were a lot of construction cones but he was going real fast and and he was in one of he was in a big pickup truck too like a bigger one than I had really been accustomed to um at that time it was I think it was his work truck and actually that makes sense now that that that would be why he didn't want to take it initially but he had to get down there he was going to see a gal I think

also saying he was driving a truck that was larger than you're normally accustomed to yeah no my buddy had one of those like Mitsubishi uh trucks those uh those four three three on the tree you know but this was a this was a like a nice nice pickup truck so like you're a free for your life because he was just swerving or like I don't I can't tell you the specifics of why I was fearing, but I was just got concerned with some of the conversation and the speed of which a vehicle was going. And the speed of the vehicle corresponded to the topic of the conversation. And you know, like, you know when that is when you can tell someone's driving with their emotions and that's not really how you want it done. You want him to kind of, you know,

see the speed limit and sort of leave the emotions up in their head. But he was discussing something and he was, you know, kind of. But. But. I could have been misremembering that, you know. So if you're out there listening to it, I'm not talking smack or anything. I'm just hope you're doing well. Well, anyway. Take some calls. Let's do it.

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and sign up today. Josh, how's it going, Charlie and Miles? It is going good. How are you? Oh, I'm hanging in there, busy day of work, but I mean, I always got time to call. What's work? I work at a wholesaler for HVAC parts, so I help sell parts and units to customers in need of heat. Okay, the wholesaler. Why can't they just make HVAC units that don't bust if you forget to change the air filter?

you know what that's i'd like to see them just make them like washable filters that's what i'm talking about yeah a washable filter i've thought of that is that possible i mean i wouldn't be surprised if there are some yeah but big big filter's not going to want to do that no god no because then you got to remember to wash the filter that's true that doesn't solve my problem yeah and you probably got my problem at all you got to pay the hundred bucks for four of them whatever if I could just remember exactly and I mean we're getting into a chaffy season right now I'm down here in southern Michigan here in Kalamazoo and uh a chappy season what's a all we're getting all dry bitter skin you know you know the symptoms yeah really chaps your

ass huh hell of numb and all numb numb numb and all yeah I mean you ever go outside just plowing snow all day or shoveling snow and you get back in you sit down you just can't feel your ass no more yeah it happens it happens how do you fix it what's your uh remedy little utter butter whiskey whiskey okay maybe some tippy cow some tippy cow all right oh i'm all aware of that beverage ooh tippy cow and utter butter would be like a a nice little gift package yeah you know certain i mean i can definitely put that on the grocery list. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you should do that. So what do you do? Sorry, you do what? He's a wholesaler. Oh, yeah, wholesale. I heard HVAC and I was, my brain exploded. Well, I work at a wholesale supply store. We sell HVAC parts and units to license mechanical contractors so they can help get their customers, their heat, their AC, everything they need.

what about me would you sell something to me oh absolutely what you need we're nationwide oh i just didn't know if you only could sell the license contractors well you got a license uh i could make you a license you could make me one sure i got a printer uh do you like it oh it's it's a busy gig especially this time of year everyone's that that's not a question that you didn't answer it answer a yes or no question with it it's busy it's busy are you married i am not you're not you have a girlfriend no boyfriend no single yes sir are you looking for a for a guy or gal um i don't need no guy in in my life i'm i'm good on that but you know i mean if if if the moment comes the moment comes i'm i mean I'm working.

I'm trying to work towards retirement and all. I mean, I'm still young and all, but it doesn't hurt to think early. No. No, it sure does. So basically what I said,

are you looking for a significant other? You started talking about retirement. I'm so, so long. I'm just saying, I'm kind of put my life first before, you know, a relationship.

And I mean, you know, if that's special someone comes around, that someone special comes around. and you know you're pumping that 401k full before you're going to be you know pumping yourself into something that's that's that's that's mild kids show my children's show you know it just came out of me you know that joke starts and it just it just comes together you're talking to him like like he's an h-back park right now so oh um well no i like it i like it i like it you

you take care of yourself, you get your bag. And what comes, comes? So are you a, you're, comes. Are you a salesman or are you like an admin at this company? What's, um, I work in inside sales. I'm definitely trying to, uh, climb up that ladder. That's why, that's why you're single, dude. You're an inside sales agent.

Are you kidding me? Well, I spent time. You guys are a special breed of human beings to just pick up the phone and cold call people all day. That is crazy. You don't even get to... They call me. Oh, okay. All right. That's better. That's better. They, they called me about their problems. Like, I'm calling you about my problems. Okay. All right. Well, what are the ISA is here for the Midwest, Charlie? You know what

ISA is? Well, hang on. Just one second. Before we get to that, what is he saying with his problem? He said they call him for their problem. He's calling for his problem. Does he have a problem? Well, that's what I'm saying. we're the that's what I was getting to well I wouldn't say it's a huge problem but you know coming from the Midwest there's just

a lot of people that don't know how to say goodbye and I got a line of customers I had other calls coming in but you know I got guys coming in and you know especially the older guys around retirement already retired or the new guys that are into the field and they come in they see a big old wall of Milwaukee tools

you know oh they're they don't need blue chew at that point no no and they're just going on and on and on about like oh my god you hear about this or oh my god yeah i'm just doing this job for a friend the the Midwest goodbye is all hunky dory until you're a salesperson and time is money right it is and you know what there i've learned that there are usually five words that a person will say and that's how you know you're in the Midwest goodbye oh okay sir wow what are the five words that indicate you are in the middle of a Midwest goodbye.

Oh, and did you hear? After you've already said your, your, your goodbyes, everything, they say, oh, and did you here? And at that point, you don't know when you're getting a ghetto. Oh, yes. It could be four words because did you is one. Didja is, oh, depending on where you live,

did you go from one to two words then. Okay. Oh, did, and is it O or Ope? Oh, I guess where you're from, Michigan or Wisconsin. Yep, yep, yep, just depends. I like that. Oh, did you hear? So when you hear, oh, did you hear, what's your, what's your go-to? Do you have any, they have that, that's their offense. What's your defense?

I don't think I really have when I just say, oh, tell me what's on your mind. Okay. But you can't do that because you're a sales guy, time is money, and you've got to figure it out. So we're going to have to do. Oh, going ahead. Oh, no. At the same time.

But I mean, at the same time, like, I don't want to be rude and say, oh, sorry, I got to hang out the phone. I got customers that. I don't want to be rude. Okay. Well, and then Miles, let's give him. Well, I'm sorry. What's your name again? Josh.

Let, Miles, let's give Josh the top five ways to get out of the Midwest goodbye. All right. How many, you got some loaded up? Yeah, I can go first. It's like, this is like when the waitress comes. Are you guys ready to order? And you're like, I would start with Jared. Yeah.

Come around. Okay. Number one is you find someone else in your life who you have to help, who's going to take precedence over them, and they can excuse it. Ah, grandma. Grandma fell down the stairs again. I got a jet. Yeah.

Oh, I forgot to replace the battery on her life alert. I got to get over there, pronto. Yeah. Oh, sorry. I just got, yes, I just got an alert from the life and got a roll. Exactly. Miles, you got one or you want me? Diary.

It's always. I'll always be a big fan of diarrhea. But Miles, are you going to, are you going to explicitly say it? Yeah. I mean, that's the best case scenario because then literally, there's no one's going to want the guy who announces that he's got to go diarrhea, there no

wants him to stay around. No, but then they might be upset that you came to work sick. Yeah, but it's not like that, that's not sick. Okay. Yeah, that's I mean, it is contagious, but we'll go with it. I'm not wiping you know, chill over

the walls. I don't actually have diarrhea. I didn't think he did until you're getting so defensive about it. but okay so little um it's just yeah then there's no question to ask people want you out of there you know um you can do it in the same vein just say like guy just lost my my my sense of smell and taste and then they're like oh shit this guy's got COVID get him the fuck out of here yeah yeah try that well so you got your sicknesses on um another thing you can do is you can really just

my one time my grandpa tg was asked to uh watch uh the kids for recess every parent had to do it my grandpa tg he brought a bag of suckers and he gave every kid a sucker on their way in and he was never asked to watch a recess ever again and in this same vein in the same vein if you take over the Midwest goodbye if you give him such a long drawn out boring story the first time he'll never hang with you again in the Midwest goodbye. You're saying commit hard this one time and you'll get you out of future one. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You commit hard anytime it really is. But if you, if you hit him harder than he's hitting you, he's going to go, geez, I can't get caught with that guy again, you know? Yeah. So you just go, go hard on the out there. Well, some of these

guys that usually come in, they come in every day, sometimes several times a day. Well, that's why you're going to go. you got to go extra hard on them so they're not going to all right maybe that one's not going to pull the fire alarm okay you got fire alarm oh absolutely i said i hope i hope we do well find out where it is and get a buddy and have a system and if you guys do you can't see me but a little two finger you get the beer fingers you know the ones you use to open up a pull tab um and you just give them a little wave and then fire alarm pulled you're out of there.

All right. Another one you could do is just be the close talker. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, Charlie, start your Midwest goodbye. Yeah, so I don't know. You know, they say it's hemorrhoids, but I think it might be like, oh gosh.

You think you got hemorrhoits, huh? Wow. Hey there, fella. Can I take a peek at the hemorrhoits or no? Because if you got a hemorrhoes, could be a problem, huh? You know? Yeah.

Oh, wow. I'm getting a little, I don't even need a bluechew now. If you were a normal Midwest guy and not Charlie Barron's who gets turned on by stuff. like that. My character did. Like, if you did that to my dad, he'd be trying to get you out the door as fast as funny that's true.

Miles is right. Close talking is a really, really good. If I know Midwest guys like I think I do, they do not want, they have a bubble and it's usually about at least three feet in all ways around them. And you go in that bubble.

They're not going to like that. What they'll do, Miles do it again. I'll do Hollow Hill actually act. Do not sack to me. I'm not sack tapping you. I'm not tack tapping you. I'm not tack tapping you.

All right. Oh, hey. Oh, yep. Okay. Hang on. Oh, you're boxing me in there, Phil. All right. Yep.

All right. Hey, you know, why don't you just? Okay. Yep. Boy, this table. Yeah, it's a little close. I didn't realize there was a table behind me. I didn't have much space to do what I wanted to do.

That's what I would do. We basically end up doing a little dance. But yeah, so that, that's about five. The other thing, uh, you know you could oh no just start asking him questions about something he doesn't want to talk about so if you ask him questions about like yeah like so you've been to the doctor lately you know shit like that yeah yeah doctor if he has an awkward relationship with a spouse or child bring that up uh invite him to uh invite him to a drag show you know oh yeah that's like i feel

like that's a number one way to get like an old farmer Midwest guy to just clam up and want to get out of there as fast as possible you start talking about taking him to a drag show yeah and you should go to it i randa took me to a drag show where were we in Columbus it was funny as hell it was good and um so if you go to one and then you just start uh spitting specifics at them you know yeah that that would be good double down on it like and then and then doing the dance you know and showing them he'll be out of there real quick yeah or he'll be coming with you the drag show that could go one or two ways a win win for yeah yeah yeah so what is your technique to get out of it technique you know i don't think i have one i'm a little new to the sales position you know

this first desk job i've really had so um special you got to talk to all these customers especially on the phone i guess i've never really uh studied how do you know what the technique was invite him to church on sunday yeah okay i could probably do that church He says yes He's not going to say yes Even if he goes to church He's not going to want to go to church with you You know

No one wants to go to church with their sales guy Oh what if they say yes No you're going to invite him to church Oh I know that But if I invite him to church And he says yes Yeah No he's not gonna

He's not gonna say yes If he says yes You're gonna find yourself a life partner Okay No dude See, if he says yes, like take him to one of those mega churches where the pastors come in on like fucking roller coaster. They got sneakers and a hoodie on and he'll be like, this is in church. Jesus loves us and we need your money.

The best way to show your love for Jesus Christ is by emptying your bank account on the way out. Daddy needs a new. some of those highway pastors got full on jets man yeah I mean like crazy you seen righteous gemstones oh yeah yeah like it's actually not that far off no reality like at first you're like oh this seems far fetched and you started like kind of figuring out who these people are like no this is like how they live yeah there was some wild lady I saw on the TV in the bar the other day

talking about giving money on uh i forget what it was maybe it was the news or something but she's talking about you give your money and then jesus blesses you i'm like people are still buying this shit huh it's crazy but they are man so they are buying that shit they're buying their way into heaven you know catholic started that with indulgences indulgences miles what kind of catholic are you you don't know by indulgences no in the middle You could pay a little money, and that would take away some of your sins. They'd get you out of purgatory. Gotcha.

Yeah. That's kind of what I was saying. I just give to the church and you can do whatever you want. 100%. I know. I was agreeing with you. I just didn't know it was called indulgences back. For Catholics, it's called indulgences.

For non-denoms, it's just called tithing, I think. No, they call that tithing for Catholics, too. No, they don't. I've never heard tithing. And the Catholic said, the only time I've heard is in the feel good churches. That's the only time I've heard tithing. Why are you wrapping that around that?

You're going to spill it. Don't yell at me, dude. I'm not your kid. Are you gay? That is something I would say to my kid. Sorry, I went into dad mode there. See, it's already starting. I'm starting to get my dad more and more every day.

Don't do that. You're kind of spill it. Hey, keep that over there, all right? Jesus Christ. Just sit down. Just sit down and do your podcast. I don't want to. I spill my milk, which is my tip-y-go.

It's just, yeah, Catholics, they tithe as well. No, they don't call it tithing, dude. I don't know what kind of North Dakota. That's like a blanket thing. It's in the Bible. I mean, I know it's a synonym, but it's not what we call it. If you got to church a little more, you would know. We don't call it indulgences.

literally look it up bro in today's world we don't go all right give me your indulgence so that your sins are gone

no they do say put your money in the gift a moral obligation to give 10% of their life to the church

right but we don't call it tithing we call it giving money to the church Google what do Catholics call tithing no don't Google it because they're

they're just going to give the answer that we want that Miles wants that's your defense I mean, okay, see, donations, right? Catholic's called giving 10% of your money to the church. Sorry.

He's stuck in a long goodbye right now. So did you know? Oh, did you know? Did you hear? Catholics often refer to the practice of tithing by its common name, tithing. No, they don't. No, how'd you prompt the Google search? What do Catholics call tithing?

Yeah, yeah. We say, okay, why don't you write? What do Catholics call donations? Yeah. I mean, well, those are like, yeah, those are, yeah. Like when the gift basket comes through. Catholics call financial contributions to the church offerings or ties. Offerings.

And in some context, mass offerings. It's an offering to the church. Oh, yeah. It's not tithing. Huh? Tithe is in that. no you may have won the bible trivia but i fucking won the war right there all right sorry about that all you're good but anyways uh how are your folks doing uh my mom my mom's good she's good

all right we'll tell her we said hi all right i definitely will she'll appreciate it what's she's been up to these days uh she's probably been doing the same thing i haven't doing it working okay where does she work at uh she works i you know i know the name of the place i just don't know what they do that well how huh how uh it's just a job she uh got recently and i just i don't know the place called like emo technologies or something like that it's they're definitely some kind of manufacturer some kind nice okay they manufacture like black haired eye and maybe I have no idea

thumb rings gauge earrings yeah choker necklaces yeah fucking chain wallets Spencer's signs thick black

eyeliner long black fake nails studded belts Butterfly pocketnice. Could you imagine walking into, what was it, emo manufacturing, emo technology? Something like that, yeah. If I go walk in, you see all these emo kids.

And then his mom walks out from the back and she just looks like, she still got to like 80s mullet hair new and just was like got a flowered blouse on you. Hey, hon. How are you doing? And they're like, God. The devil is the. I worship the devil. I am the antichrist.

And then his mom comes out like, oh, how are we doing? Did you drive over okay or no? Could I get you a ginger snap? Oh, God, Barb, you are going to be the death of me. Death, you are, barb, your soul will burn it hell. So that's a little preview on what it's like to work at emo technologies. Emotech. boy anything else going on anything else going on uh you want to put your specs out there

see if you can't get a special someone to call you back come on let's get you what are you looking for game uh preferably a woman okay a woman fella all right that's a start what else i mean i'm i'm only in my late 20s so i'm not taking things too seriously well you you better start because time moves like, time flies like a banana. And before you know it, you're going to be 38 in divorce, my friend. So let's get serious about it. Well, 38 and divorce, well, I got to meet a woman first and I'm only 27. All right.

Well, let's get your first divorce out of the way. So you can find the real one. Yeah, yeah, right. As my grandpa, Bob once said, marry the first time for money, second time for love. What are you looking for? Not just just a simple person. Okay. I know,

I know that's kind of broad, but you know, you shouldn't go around calling broads. That's not going to help you. Let's be a little more polite. What are we telling you? You like a tall gal? You like a short gal?

You like blonde hair, brown hair, black hair, purple hair. What do you like? I mean, I'm not, I'm not entirely too picky about that.

Like I said, they just simple person great personality okay easy to make laugh you know okay so you want a gal with a good sense of humor i'm sorry abroad with a good sense of humor using your words not mine um and that's and that's it and that's it okay casting a wide net i like it well i'm from the midwest i'm not looking for anything too crazy what's too crazy in your mind yeah what is too crazy too crazy um

well and they start asking you for your money hate to break it to me no matter retirement who you marry that's going to happen yeah it's a two-way street too you cut that right down the do would you okay here's a question

if if you're significant other If your gal was making more money than you, would you be, how would you feel about that? I mean, it wouldn't be the first time. So you'd feel good about it. Don't bother you at all? No. Some people bothers.

I read a whole article about this on the internet. Got a delivery in the back and the dog was locked. We've been a lot of time. We've been now back working at his job. no so i'm not always stuck behind a counter i drive i drive a truck to once in a blue moon so deliver yeah well where yeah what's you hauling uh looks like uh someone's customers are going to be getting a new furnace AC for next year um that's really about it they're getting a whole new setup ready for this winter and next summer oh that's great they're going to be excited to get

that brought in you get to give a joy on their face you warn them about the the air filters. You've got to let them know how important those things are. And if it's the one... Oh, they're extremely important. If the one thing that I do with my, our platform, Charlie, is make people aware of how

important air filters are to like your entire life and how much money you can save by just changing your air filters and not having the HVAC guy come and fix your shit that should didn't have to be fixed because you didn't change fucking air filters. That's all I care about anymore. That's my

in life. You don't have to tell me, Miles. I am, I'm a, actually you do have to tell me shit. I haven't replaced them in. I know. It's just dumb. Darn it. I was on it and I have them sitting there right too. We all do. Gosh, darn it's the last time you had an oil change. No, I mean, I changed the air filter about six months ago, which is, you're good. No, because it's the little warning thing it's not because we had a lot of those fires and it just just tanks a man god damn

well I guess the general rule of them is to replace your air filter every three months and then they also say they get an oil change every three months but if you ask someone how often they get an oil change they're probably going to give you different answers yeah that is true yeah if you talk to HVAC guys

that I know they say you got to change your air filter every fucking three days it's just it's just a thorn in my side I mean if you live in a place with 20 cats yeah then maybe just one cat you have a cat

you have cat oh my oh well I suppose we better get going I did I'm calling Ann to tell her you said that what calling Ann well I suppose we better get going oh someone lit up a heater it smells like

smells oh good well i suppose we better get going very i suppose it is about that time um well it's good chit chat with you we hope you find love in all the wrong places oh did you hear yeah what what if you ever find yourself in a little town called vicksburg michigan we got we got a great bar down here if you guys ever find yourselves down here what's the bar you a village hideaway in vicksburg michigan all right you let you you guys belly up onto the bar tell me what's on your minds well that sounds good are you working i'm forward uh no no it's just a place i like to stop by every once in a blue uh whenever i'm in town like whenever yeah whenever i'm in town or whatnot so my apologies

well you know we're not we're not going to tell you're preached okay it's fine for you to go to the bar every once in a while it's just a place i like to go every uh day uh every blue moon every once in a while I've been there one time. Once a while. I didn't blow a moon. I, uh, I go there. I went there once and I had a blue moon. And now it's it.

Just one blue moon. That was it. I was driving. I only had one. I, I'm usually there drinking bush lights. Yeah. I mean, you said in there, but, well, did you know we actually got to get going here? I do what you got to do.

so uh you be good all right well do thank you and drive drive those parts safe okay absolutely and get on over and get some new filters just absolutely make sure you check yours uh check yours all right it's actually you know you i was always jealous of you because you always had that watch out for deer charlie uh mine's gonna be my new tagline is check your air filter that's good that's good go it only took me like seven years to figure it out yeah there we go that's fantastic tell your folks i says hi and check your air filters yeah you should put that out in t-shirt yeah sure all right well we'll see you soon okay yep bye-bye now bye you know i thought we were gonna break them

we kept them on there for an hour dude because we were doing the midwest goodbye and he just he really does have a problem on his hand he didn't learn a damn thing from what we said no we didn't say you say he was having a one bowel movement nothing um um we get he could have pulled a fire alarm could shoot his pants yeah could have invited us church he invited us to the bar he did that's a problem miles you know the snow always catches you up when you're driving in the winter and whatnot because like it's slippery especially right away like the first snow of the year everyone it's like everyone forgets how to drive in the snow well they forget and then some of them are like i haven't changed my tires yet i got

driving on these brazilians you know and and so then all the sudden what did you say all wax you're driving on butt lifts jared like that well there's a few different ways to take it one it's like bald yeah i got it yeah yeah anyway i got you ever get a brazilian Anyways, guys, what you want to do, whether you've been injured in a winter car rack or a Brazilian, you want to call Nicolet law. And that's 1-855 Nicolet, Nicolet law. Maybe you got injured at your Brazilian wax. Yeah.

And on the way home, you get injured again. You get you end up in the ditch. Yeah. And that's, I mean, that kind of stress after a waxing, well, you're going to break out. Okay. I mean, now you got pimples in places you and all got pimples. And defending on your profession, you might be out for a couple weeks. Yeah.

And now, right? Now all of a sudden, you should be compensated for that. Yeah. I mean, OnlyFans doesn't just pay a tell. So anyways, Charlie, what should you do if you're in find yourself in a pimpley situation? Well, like I said, Miles, call Nicolet. 1-855, Nicolay. Charlie, what's up, Miles?

You know that it's fall, right? I know that it's, we know that it's fall. Miles, hey, we know that it's fall. Leaves are falling. And, you know, everyone right now is drinking pumpkin this, pumpkin that. But you and I, Charlie, we're not just a couple of basic, you know what. No, we are inspired. We are pouring tippy cow orange cream over ice saying,

grew the pumpkin spice. Oh. See that rhyme? That was a great rhyme. I was about to mention it and that would have given you more props, but now you brought it up. But still really cool. Good job. Yeah, I mean, it's just it's smooth.

It's creamy. Miles has a delicious hit of tang. Oh, my gosh. It'll make you want to jump in a pile of leaves. Mm. No matter how this podcast goes down, you want to go jump in some leaves. I do. Can we get a rake first, but.

And no matter how this podcast goes down. Can we get the pumpkin bags too? Yeah. Oh, yeah. The orange pumpkin bags. I know what you're talking about. Just so you guys know, it comes in a 750 milliliter bottle. So it's perfect for sharing.

Bring it to the tailgate, bonfire, pumpkin patch. So you can milk it for all it's worth. You can milk it, Miles. Look at that. Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. That is graphic. Can you blur that out, Jared?

Go on. Tip on back. Tip on back. Tip on back. Tippie cow. Drink responsibly. Tipicow rum cream. Copyright 2025 Midwest custom bottling.

Milwaukee, Wisconsin. All rights reserved. Dude, Timmy, did you flirt with him, mom? Boys, I did on accident. All right. What happened with you and said mom? And there's no shame in the game. So, fuck off, Paco.

Boys, okay. So I was at this concert with two of my friends. One concert. It was a Cody Johnson concert. got it. It's pretty good. I went to a Cody Johnson concert in August, so. Oh, yeah. Maybe you were there. Pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. Where was your concert at? Spokane. Yeah, I was not in Spokane, Washington at a Cody Johnson concert. Yeah. Continue on. Okay. Yeah. So to put in context, my best friend and his fiancee has third wheeling with them, not really. It's a pretty normal thing for me. Okay. And. Since that's a normal thing, Timmy decided to get on the booze a little too hard before and at the concert. So I was pretty drunk. Also, I love starting out using your name in third person.

Yeah, Timmy on the Hootch train. I hope that that's what you were doing when you were hitting on this mom. I'm sure that worked good. I didn't. I didn't know. Timmy likey. No, no, no, no. Jimmy likes mommy

Well, kind of She's cute And so she's sitting in front of us And I'm sitting there And I'm like, I'm not sure If I'm seeing two, three or four Cody Johnson's right now But I mean, just look at the center one, okay?

So sitting there And she's sitting alone taking a video And I'm like, oh, she's kind of cute And she's older like No, that's not what you said You know, God, that chick's fucking hot Didn't you? No, no.

I just said, I'm going to float me let's see where this goes so i kind of lean forward and i'm like hey how's it going and so we started i started flirting with her timmy's doing his thing and i did say hey i'm timmy and yeah you can call me timmy but i'll also call myself timmy but uh she's like you are first of all she goes you are way too young for me and i was like well was it was it was it you're way too young for me there was, you are way too young for me. No, no, no, it was the first one. I was like, you're way too young for me with a little laugh.

Uh-huh. And so, first of all, right there, I'm like, oh, sweet. She's like, she's, she, maybe, maybe, here we go. And I said, well, how, first of all, you don't ever tell you your age. You say, how old do you think I am? And she said, between 29 and 32. And I said, you're right, I'm 30, which is a lie, I'm 23. but enough beers 23 looks like 30

that's right okay and she said I have kids that are going into college this year so she's old enough to be my mom for sure which I knew she was my guess is she was around the age of 50 maybe which is I mean like Timmy like that's the reason why you're talking to her

you like yeah you're into that Timmy's got a thing she could have a lot of money that means that's what that's what that's going to mean or she could come with a lot of problems like kids. Yeah, but if they're grown, then you're good, actually. This is like the perfect scenario. They can be your friends, too. You can be your drinking buddies.

Yeah, you play your cards right, Timmy. Yeah. You can get an invite to Easter, dude. Yes, exactly. But she's, and I was like, oh, that's all right. I'm fine with having a few step kids in college. Only four or five years older than them realistically, but you think I'm, Yeah, so then I'm hopping over a seat and I'm standing by her and she starts flirting a little bit, taking pictures with me and stuff.

And then she's, it's going great, going great. I mean, can't think of anything wrong. And then I throw my arm around her and my friends are behind me and my body, my best friend, he's like moving my arm like low back, not on the butt, but low back. Uh-huh. And I'm like, all right, stop it. Stop touching my arm. Let me work my thing here. Yeah, let Timmy, let Tim you work.

Yeah, let me, let me work. Let me do my thing. And then his fiance is like pulling my arm off and like fondling her hair and messing with her shoulder like it's me. So this girl thinks like I'm just all handsy with her playing with her hair and all this. Realistically, it's my friends right behind me. And I'm just at this point, so many beers in. and I'm just laughing at this point. And so then I end up, she, I wouldn't say either of a,

I would say we kissed each other, okay? I didn't really lean in. She didn't lean in. I think it just kind of happened. That sounds like somebody who's in trouble with their dorm room or something. We kissed each other, I swear. You know, you're going to like this part then. Because this is why I said that.

I wouldn't say either of us really made the move. But then as we're kissing, she kind of leans away and goes, was hold up. We can't use tongue. And I looked at her and I said, okay, what? That's kind of never heard that before as you start to kiss a girl. What's up? And she goes, we can't use tongue. And I'm on the right side of her. It's dark out. I'm 12 beers deep. And she lifts up her left hand and goes, I'm married and shows me the biggest rock that I've ever seen. Oh, boy. Oh, man. Timmy. You hooked up with Cody Johnson's mom, dude. Jeez. Yep. Yep. Says that Cody Johnson.

Yeah. She sounds like a good gal. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I said, you know what? Everybody makes mistakes. And maybe if this, which the worst thing is, is I could be a home record and I'd never know. Like I didn't, you can't blame that on me, right?

Did you grow up Catholic, Timmy? No, no, Christian. Just blanket Christian or? Yeah, non-denami. You're non-denami. Non-denami, the field goods. Yep. Huh.

Was it off a highway, your church? Nope. It was a strip mall. Close. Yeah. No. No, yeah. So then what'd you do?

How did it end up? So I ended up. Luckily, the concert was about over. So I like that she's like, I'm married. So let's just stick to lip kissing in no tongue, all right? Yeah, exactly. Which makes me think this isn't the first time this has happened with this. girl. If she's out here kissing another

guys in public and then goes I'm married, she's, they maybe have maybe a little bit of an open relationship, maybe not. So, but what I did, I just hopped right back over the seat that I was standing in front of to my row, to my seat now with my

friends. And as she said this, I think we all kind of turned and our jaws kind of hit the floor like, what just happened? What's going on? So I hopped up there and I'm like, we need to get out of here. And I was like, I don't know if her husband's here or not but we need to get out of here before he is here and so we're standing there and everybody's kind of trying to get out of the venue and her friend comes up and goes oh what's

going on here and she looks at a friend and goes you know what happens here stays here right and I was like oh my gosh what is this woman like this woman is married why is she like okay with all this so then as I'm like dude let's get out of here my body being as smart as he is he leans down and goes, hey, you have a good night. Did he tell you he was 17, by the way? You should have seen the look on her face. She was, her jaw hit the floor like, oh, no, I didn't just mess up. I messed up real bad.

And then I, and then I, we just left. We didn't ever say anything. For all it's worse, she still thinks that I'm 17. Okay. All right. Hang on. Okay. Ladies and gentlemen, this is a PSA.

If you know, what was her name? I don't know. If you know a mother of college-age children who likes to go to Cody Johnson concerts and make out with Spokane, Washington. Spokane, Washington. Yeah, Charlie. You didn't get my ass kicked. Make out with younger-looking fellas.

You let her know that Timmy Johnson's 23. No, not Timmy. Timmy, never mind. We'll give you Johnson's last name. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I have Cody Johnson's son. Timmy Johnson. She got Timmy's Johnson going.

I mean, for a split second, never, not much of a boner killer when you hear the woman's married. I had a boner right there until she said that. Then it went away. Yeah. I actually popped a bee. Well, Cody Johnson was singing Deer Rodeo, but then that went away pretty fast when she said she was married.

Yeah, I was like, I just wanted to get a little chubbed up for Cody. That's it. I promise. yeah so i mean that's kind of how it went down and that's that's the end of that well you get her number hell no look man you know you didn't know you didn't do anything wrong okay but like this is what you're supposed to be doing at 23 is like hitting on yeah hitting on moms you yeah i mean it's like i yeah and there's a lot of moms out there that are single and just looking for 23-year-old to hang out with for a little bit.

There's nothing wrong with that. I'm not going to yuck any mom's yum, you know? And I don't think we should be out here judging them. Unless they're married. Oh, yeah, yeah. With that, that's what I was saying. Yeah. But even in that case, you don't know, you don't know.

Like maybe she's got a no-tong compact with her hobby, and that's how they do it. The no-tong swing, you know? It's the baby swings. I hope so. I hope this guy's not out here just look. for me. No, I bet you he's out there with like a 23-year-old opposite of you. Yeah, I don't know if that's, do, do girls, are girls into that?

Are 23-year-old girls into that? What? Are a 23-year-old girls into 50-year-old men? That's the only people they're into these days. Oh. Because, sorry to break it to you, Timmy. No one in their 20s can provide for a woman anymore. You can't afford shit.

You can't even provide for yourself, let alone a woman. Fucking, have you ever heard of a guy named Bill Belichick? I mean, come on, dude. It's doing yoga again. 24, yeah, I wish. If you were 23 years old right now, you cannot provide for a woman. So why do you think they want? True, true.

Okay, yeah. Hopefully her husband's doing that then. And maybe we all need up. You are so guilt-written, Timmy. Dude, you didn't. You didn't even know. There's no way you're non-Danami. You are definitely Catholic.

Yeah. Girl, get over it. May I love you Catholic chicks. It's fine. You're fine. You did good. You feel guilty? She thinks you're 17, dude.

Yeah. I don't. We had to put out a PSA so she could, like, sleep easy. Yeah, no. I mean, I don't look like 17, so I think she's good. I think she knows. But. What's the, what's, what?

a dating scene been like sense you find any uh other coogers no nope no cougars i've tried to stay away i'm a little traumatized um but i i kind of just needed the the affirmation from you guys to say that i didn't do anything wrong so i can get back out into the no line yeah dude we're here to provide if that's the worst thing you do in your life you have a pretty good life yeah because like we talked to someone earlier today who was stealing coins out of a wishing for fountain for drugs. I think you're doing fucking fine, Timmy. This girl was stealing other people's wishes to buy drugs, and you just got one of those wishes. Maybe one of them coins was my coin for a hot milf, and so she took half my wish.

Yeah, that's why you didn't get any tongue, dude. That's why you only got lips. Yeah. It is that crackhead's fault. All right. How dare you call Sophia Crackhead? Sophia has a great job now working for a construction marketing company. Is she married? Yeah, she's got his... Her accomplice is, hasn't popped the question, but he's going too soon. He's an electrician and keeps her grounded.

So she's almost right up your alley, Timmy. Yep, yeah. Sounds like she's halfway there to a perfect spot. A few more months. Old Timmy Rocks, we call him, because he hasn't get it going with anyone who done him at a rock. The reason why I ask how the dating's going, because, like, you may have, like, a Stifler's mom situation on your hands where, like, now girls your age aren't even interesting to you, you know? Is that happened? No, no, no, don't you worry, Miles.

I, uh, you know, I was on a little bit of a dry spell before this, and it kind of kicked me out of it and hear me out. And I mean, like, a year and a half, didn't even, didn't even, like, you didn't even kiss a girl for a year and a half, which was fine, you know? I couldn't just save the money at that point trying to provide for one woman instead of 15. And so then I kiss this mom and on the way out, I mean the cutest girl, she was 22, my age. And she ends up like her friends, I don't know, I was pretty drunk.

And I said, I think we should just make out or walking down the road. I don't remember actually. I don't think I said that. I don't think I said that guys. But it ended up. Timmy liked to make out with you right here. Timmy tonguey. Timmy want tonguey.

Timmy got blue bolley with no tonguey. Yeah. Didn't say that, but I felt that. And so I ended up kissing her and stuff. And there's a good, cute photo that her friends took of her cowboy hat over us making out. So kind of snap me out of a good, good dry spell. So is that your girlfriend now?

Or you're like talking about you're going to get married to this gal. No, we went to the bars and she ended up living five hours away. and then that was that one night we made out, and that's it. So it snapped me out of this dry spell, though. So we're, we've hung out with a few different girls now, so we're back in the day and game. Back in the game. All you need was just, you need that mom to just knock you straight, dude.

Yeah. And we're happy she was there to do it. And maybe, maybe that's, maybe she wasn't even married. Do you ever think about that? Oh, oh, we got, well, didn't Adam Sandler do that in one of his movies? I don't know. but what I'm saying is maybe some moms if they no she would have full on made out but some people have a ring in their pocket and they put it on if they want to bail on the encounter okay true true

yeah hopefully that was it probably not but it's just a wishful thought at this point yeah for sure so yeah I mean that's all I had I didn't need advice I just needed a little help getting out of the dumps and feeling all the guilt so yeah unless you guys got anything else next time what do what do i do next time um well you i mean what do you mean like are you you're it seems like you're in denial about really loving the idea of hooking up with a bomb no no i i mean i obviously i know the right answer or the first answer look at the left hand see if there's a ring there or not that's the first thing but you don't want to do that do you timmy so i mean kind of likes the thrill doesn't he likes the chase dude i love the chase

the chase the forbidden yeah and so you know like you know sometimes yeah i'm trying to make a good analogy give me sometimes just want what you can't have right like you just chase what you can't have and sometimes that rock means that's a chase you can't have and you just got to go for it And that's totally a joke. I'm not going after married women. I'm not trying to be a home record. I promise. It takes two to tango, Timmy.

All right. Okay. Okay. All right. And so. Timmy tangos. Timmy tangos. That's it.

That's your new name. Timmy tangos. I imagine it comes to the bar and like busts in the door. Wait, wait, wait, wait, Miles. Is that a C-O-M-E-S or C-U-M-M-S? Oh. Timmy tango's is getting after it. He said,

Timmy comes to the bar. And just got to clarify which comes. You are 23 years old. Holy shit. Okay. Sorry, Miles. What are you saying when I come?

It doesn't matter. Timmy. Oh. You're, I feel like I need like a once a month Timmy, Timmy tango segment on this podcast just to hear the stuff you're getting yourself into. I got a good story.

Maybe we call back next month because I got one. And this one isn't with mom. It's moms. It's with sisters, true of sisters. So maybe we keep this segment going. And next month you guys call back and get that story. Because you can't go through all of them in one call because I'm not that interesting. We'll run out on this segment real fast.

But he's saying he needs to live life a little in between these. Yeah. Okay. Well, we'll bring it back on. I guess that Timmy Tango, left a little cliffhanger I guess for us. Timmy tangos that was the first

episode of Timmy tangos with a married woman ladies and gentlemen stay tuned next time when Timmy tangos with two sisters three sisters, three sisters yep that wasn't Milwaukee was it I think their last name

did start with a B but I'm not sure oh no you know oh no that sounds familiar no I'm kidding it. That did drop that episode about the guy wanting your sister to date and that dropped last week, didn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that was a crashing bird for that dude. He was the most uninteresting person. I mean, zero like what? You're not going to say anything to her? You're

going to like shoot your shot and then be like, uh, uh, come on, man. Well, Timmy, Timmy Tango, what's your pickup line then other than, hey, you want to make out while we walk on? of here. Now you're putting me on the spot. Are we talking Charlie's sister? Because that's what that situation. Okay, Charlie's sister, I'd say. But now we're throwing it back in your face because, you know, he was under pressure.

He was under the gun. Now you are too, Timmy Tango. You cast the first zone. Be without sin. Which one is, what's your sister's name again, Charlie? You think I'm telling you, Timitango? It's, uh, it's, uh, the sisters, uh, it's Nanya Barrens. Oh, okay.

Nunya Barrens. I'd say, how's it going, none your barons? And I'd say, you know, I really think your brother is a very interesting character. And I'd be curious to see if you are like that. Would you maybe want to go on a date with me? I think your brother's hilarious. And, you know, I'm not trying to use a pickup line. I'm just trying to be like a nice guy, just not sound so awkward and weird like that, dude.

Also, I'm taking shots at this dude. I don't know why. Yeah, I mean, that wasn't as bad as it could be. Yeah. I mean, the bar was pretty low there, Timmy tango. You think your sister's sick of guys bringing up you and she's talking to him. So you just crashed and burned simply because you brought Charlie up. Yeah, true.

I just didn't want to go full. Like, I've been kind of douchebag mode this whole call. If I go douchebag mode in front of Charlie, obviously he's not. I don't think you've been douchebag in this call. You're just, you're, yeah, you're Timmy tango's, man. You, like, found your. yourself like a suitcase of money on the street you don't know if you should keep it you know yeah yeah true it's not a good analogy but yeah i didn't i'm not following that's all right i i would

like to say charlie the three sisters their last name is not parent so you're all in the clear so it's all of his married sisters oh you know me i'm in the married women damn that's a good point all right timmy well you call back we want to hear about the sisters all right I'll call back and Jared isn't it Jared yeah Jared Jared's a dog like DAWG by the way is a dog thank you mr tangos he doesn't get enough credit on this podcast you're right he does a lot of it and I'm proud of you Jared I love it when I can hear your voice do get a little chubbed up but uh it's all right I appreciate it also Jared's married as well so no that's why so timmy tongue keep relax a little bit here

i don't swing both ways so we're good uh but all right well we'll be in touch we'll maybe get timmy tango's part two or episode two on in a few months and we'll we'll talk to you guys later all right timmy you'll be good my guy okay all right thanks for taking the call boys you guys have a go on we'll see yeah you know timmy brings up a good point miles jared has really killed it here he really has done a great job thank you charlie yeah thank you jared he's put in the extra work sometimes his googling uh favors you miles sometimes it favors me oh okay yeah i just get told what to google that's it now we know that he you do a little more you filter out the big fights between us here jared and yeah maybe a good way to end this podcast is a as a as a jill

Jared appreciation. Hey, Miles. Hey, so Jared, I want you to clip in all the funny things you've said on the podcast right now. So for Jared appreciation, we're going to have Jared do a bunch of work. I'm on it. To Jared. So those listening, cheers to Jared. There's good ships.

There's wood ships. There's ships that sail the seas. But the best ships are Jared ships. May they forever be. Cheers, Jared. Cheers. Well, that's another episode of the Bellied Up podcast, Mr. Bairns. Dr. Mont Pleasure.

It's been a massive pleasure. Another episode in the books. Hey, don't you forget to tip your bartender. Watch for deer. And check your air filters. How'd that feel? Yeah. I got jumped up on that.

Okay, hope you guys have a good one. Goodbye now. Oudaloo.