Bellied Up - What NOT To Do At The Supper Club #183
Episode Date: January 15, 2026We're at Your Office in Downtown Milwaukee. Charlie gives his thoughts about the Packers loss to the Bears. Sarah then tells us about her dissapointing experience at the local supper club. Finally..., we talk with a rockstar and help his stage presence. We're at Your Office in Downtown Milwaukee. Charlie gives his thoughts about the Packers loss to the Bears. Sarah then tells us about her dissapointing experience at the local supper club. Finally, we talk with a rockstar and help his stage presence. https://prizepicks.onelink.me/ivHR/be...use promo code: belliedup Timestamps:0:00 Intro/Packer Talk19:03 Supper club trouble50:22 Helping a Rockstar
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Welcome back, everybody, to another episode of the Bellied Up podcast.
We are here at your office in downtown Milwaukee.
Yeah, it's funny, Miles.
This is Charlie's office.
This is it.
This is it right here.
They got, you know, this is the revamped bar.
My office burnt down a few years ago back in 2020, more than a few, a couple two tree.
And they since have sort of rebuttabbed.
rehashed, revived, redone, and things aren't burnt here anymore. They got a little walk-up window
right here, a little half-crows door. One of the cool things is, is if you're in the Milwaukee area
and you've won some dumb award at like your company Christmas party, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you bring it in, they'll put it on the wall. That's pretty nice. Um, so I got a real office team
going here. And anytime you can watch the office at the bar, I'm in on that. Yeah, this is going to be,
very millennial of me to want to watch the office at the bar.
It's going to be a very difficult series of episodes we're going to do here, Miles,
if you have the office on that's like when they put that cackle one on while I'm watching,
you know, the one we're...
Chive TV.
Chive TV.
People start getting slammed in the nuts.
I am just turned into a robot.
Charlie's a sucker for someone getting slammed in the nuts.
I'm a sucker for some nut shots on the tally.
Sucker for slamming.
Yeah.
That's all right.
So yeah, it's a great spot.
If you're in Milwaukee, you got to check it out.
It's pretty cool.
Yeah.
How are you feeling here, Miles?
Well, Charlie.
Yeah.
We have something to address here on this podcast.
It's actually a great time.
It's a great timing.
Yeah.
Because we shoot a bunch of these at one time.
And it just so happens.
Just so happens.
That the day, the two days after the Packers lose in the playoffs,
to the Bears.
We are here recording this podcast.
How are you feeling after the Packers lost?
I want to say it again, to the Bears in the first round of the playoffs.
You know, Miles, I was actually feeling okay.
I had an emergency call with my therapist yesterday, in fact, and we were on a good way.
Okay?
I had a few shots.
I had a few beers.
My therapist served me.
and it was, I was moving on and moving forward.
But now you just had to bring it back up here, didn't you?
Yeah.
It was, uh, it was painful.
How do you think, how do you think it feels, Miles, watching your, like, this was our Super Bowl.
We both know neither of us were going to the Super Bowl because both teams have issues.
Okay.
I'll admit that.
But we did not have more issues than the Bears.
I don't know.
I think you might have.
Well, okay.
We might have, but they, they're going to get hammered in this next.
round. But my point is this was our Super Bowl. So yeah, it was very disheartening to see us meltdown again
in the fourth quarter. You know, I was myself, I had committed to doing a gig one year ago. And so I was
bummed when they put the game right during the thing. So like we were. So you were on stage? Well,
I was backstage. It was a music thing. And I was doing a little what it was a charity show. And I was doing
some stuff on state. But we had the game playing on a laptop on the drum kit. So we were all watching
it. And, oh, man, I was announcing the score to the crowd. We were getting into it. I was being
real cocky, real cocky. That's huff sledding. You're announcing the score to the crowd.
Well, they also had my, they also had TVs. I mean, this was a big venue. So they had TVs with the
game on, kind of over by the bar area. And I was like in the middle of doing a joke and just the
crowd erupted. I was like, yeah. So hilarious, right? And the Packers had scored. And then two minutes
later, the backstage erupted because that laptop was on a two minute delay from the rest of the
game. So everybody was listening to my set is what I was telling you. And yeah, it was just all
and all, it was a regrettable,
a regrettable situation. But you know what, Miles?
You know what? That's like a different type of bombing as a stand-up comedian.
Yeah.
Is it like you're on stage, your team that you've been announcing the score for,
loses to the Bears.
I mean, talk about like taking the air out of the room.
Yeah. Well, so.
So did you just end your set earlier?
No. At that point, there's no saving it.
Well, when I was on set, the Packers,
we're actually up by, it pains me to say this, almost three touchdowns.
And yet somehow we lost that lead.
Again, fourth quarters, you know, we've had problems with them.
The last time someone in the playoffs came back and won by that large of a deficit or more was the Patriots when they played the Falcons in the Super Bowl.
Just so you know, you're in great company with the Falcons on that.
Don't tell me that, Miles. Is that true?
Yeah, like by 15 points or more, the last time was that.
That's insane. That's insane. But I mean, I'm not going to lie, I did have a feeling.
I had a feeling the whole game that something like this was going to happen.
And I think that feeling sent the karma out into the universe and that's what did it.
So I've been carrying around this guilt with me.
I'm glad I just got it off my chest.
I didn't even say that to my therapist slash bartender.
And I also, I'm filled with shame.
I'm filled with shame.
I'm filled with regret.
I'm filled with a lot of emotions here, Miles.
And what happened do you think?
Give me the three things that went wrong for the Packers when they lost to the Bears.
Well, keep in mind, I was watching this game between sets and whatnot.
So here's what I mean,
obviously our defense broke down
pretty bad
pretty bad
and I defense what's number two
well we weren't
we weren't quite really killing it on offense
either were we miles wasn't good
offense wasn't good and special teams also
was letting a lot of long runs go so it was a trifective
screwing the pooch all right
and I'm not an actual statistical analysis
guy but I will tell you that's what I saw just as much as I could watch and I did not go back
and watch any replays I remember when they messed up the last play my buddy butch he slammed the
laptop down and said fuck it and then get on the drums that's butch fig do you know butch fagg and he
started playing the drums yeah yeah he was going on set yeah but it was a big the show was really
nice it was Joey's song shout out to Joey's song childhood
epilepsy support it.
There you go.
Nice.
Yeah.
I'll wrap this up, Charlie.
I know that I've opened up a wound that was healing already.
So I like to take a negative and turn it into a positive.
Okay.
Okay.
Mr.
Worldwide would say.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Pit bull, you know.
Yeah, Pippole.
He's...
Turn a negative into a positive.
He's a lyrical mastermind.
Dalai.
Is he?
let's turn this negative into a positive
okay after
after your Packers
lost to the Bears of all teams
in the first round of the playoffs
yeah this is kind of
it's been a while since they've been in this situation
what advice are you giving to the Bears fans
for the rest of the playoffs
as a Packer fan who's been there done that
look to my Bears fans congratulations um you're done okay all right um what advice would you get them give them
going into the playoffs i know miles i'm thinking about it just they already know not to get
their hopes up okay i mean they've been there for decades and decades and decades they've gotten
their hopes up again and again so i feel like it's redundant to tell them don't get your hopes up
I feel like it's redundant to tell them you're going to lose an excruciating fashion.
I feel like it's redundant telling them that there's probably going to be a breakdown in the backfield
and the quarterback is, I'm just sorry.
I'm having flashbacks of Aaron Rogers' interceptions in the playoffs.
And then I went to Brett Far of interceptions in the playoffs.
So you'll have to forgive me.
But Mr. Fingerpaint just don't get.
Don't get too cocky.
Okay.
If you're feeling unsure, just throw the ball away.
Okay, but now I'm giving the quarterback advice.
He's not going to listen anyway.
I give the fans advice that just say, you know,
don't count your chickens before your eggs hatch.
And that's about it.
So don't get your hopes up is the moral of the story.
Yeah, but your question wasn't supposed to send me spiraling.
And that's what it did.
So, you know, forgive me for not being directed.
and succinct with it.
Yeah, just don't get your hopes up.
Yeah.
That came suck so bad, Miles.
Did you see, I mean, why do we fall apart
in the fourth quarter like that?
Like, the last time we played the Bears,
all he had to do was get out of the way of the onside kick.
It would have gone out of bounce.
It would have been fine.
Yeah.
Here's what I don't understand, too.
Like, why was that last,
never mind.
why did he throw the last play of the game like that to no one yeah like what were you doing he was like
i don't know it's and it just went right into the dirt i know i know i get it he had that big boy chasing him
and uh but i mean it did not look pretty did not look and also the play before that like it was
almost a fumble i mean the whole thing was a disaster we just we we fell apart we came apart at the
seems we're like, I would say that you guys kind of look like the Bears that game, the end, for sure.
Yeah.
That's cute.
That's cute.
Do you want to do a podcast today?
Huh?
Because right now, Miles, you're really just flinting the screws and you know what?
It's fine.
How do you feel about the fact that earlier in this season, I think you said you guys are going to win the Super Bowl?
Well, you didn't even win what you coined as your guys in Super Bowl.
either. So you lost two Super Bowls in one season, which is tough sledding for you. It's real
tough sledding. Yeah, it's a crack toboggan is what that is, Miles. Miles, you know, it's,
it must be easy for you. It must be real easy for you, never committing to a team. You're just
out of your raw dog in teams when it serves your purpose. Well,
let me tell you this, Miles, that's going to come back to bite you in the ass because one of these years,
the Packers are going to be real good and you're going to want to get on the band wagon and I'm going to kick you in the pecker.
Okay, so don't go climbing on my band wagon when the Packers are finally good again.
All right. I will pecker kick you right off and I'll spit on you as the wagon goes away.
Okay. You do not get to join this band on this wagon. No. You're getting a pecker kick.
Okay. Yeah. I won't.
And you guys will know why I'm doing it.
You'll know that I told him.
You didn't warn me, yeah.
Yeah, and you can remember things because you obviously remember what I said
at the beginning of the season about the Packers weighing the Super Bowl,
which, by the way, I say every season.
So I'm used to this feeling.
Just not like this.
You got, I mean, you got to be upset as an NFL owner, as an owner of the team.
Oh, as an owner.
I mean, I can't remember the last time we lost to the Bears in the playoffs.
Was it 2018?
Was it? No, we didn't play the Bears. Bears haven't won a playoff game since like 2012 or something.
2010. No, they must have won in 2018, didn't they? Oh, no. I'm thinking when was last time of the Bears were in the Super Bowl? Was it 2006? 20 years ago, Charlie.
Oh, this just got worse. Are you sure about that? Can we double check that? Yeah, Jared's, he knows every Super Bowl team. He knows it all. So, yeah. I, um, I, I, um, I,
I just, we had to address it.
The people were going to be wondering what your thoughts are,
especially since this is immediately after.
So, um,
you know,
it's funny is my mom texted me and said,
did you check on Charlie?
Yeah.
Did you check on Charlie Mounce?
No.
And I said, no,
I'm saving that for the podcast.
It's okay though.
You'll get through it.
Um,
now you can really focus on your comedy,
you know,
it's got to,
let's look at the positives.
Now you can go on vacation.
Now I have to,
to worry about getting a TV connection.
That's true.
That is true.
You can, you know, run into some...
It's usually not that hard, though, to be honest with your mouth.
You could potentially rub elbows with some of the players in Cancun in a week.
You know?
You freaking prick.
If you got a gig in Green Bay, parking's going to be easy on Sundays.
Honestly, it's better that you lose here instead of in the Super Bowl, because then your coaching staff has more
weeks to prep for next year.
Uh-huh. Yeah.
Yeah, so honestly, this is a huge advantage for you.
I'm not seeing any negatives about losing to the Bears in the wildcard round of the
playoffs in terrible fashion.
A lot of positive going into the off season.
We were looking so good for so long and I put it out there.
I put it out there to the universe.
My thoughts and I had the exact same thought then that, you know, they gave the Ghostbusters
when, of like, just clear your head of any negative thoughts and one popped in and that was we're
going to lose in the fourth quarter. It popped in and I still, I still carry that guilt.
Let's take some callers, Miles.
Yeah.
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Just tell me the truth, Charlie, Charlie.
Miles, we all know.
I mean, how many times on this podcast are you going to have to drill it into me, huh?
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We'll call it annoyed.
Okay.
We'll call it annoyed.
So annoyed, Charlie's got Caleb Williams less than.
Also, let's look at the bears throughout the season, huh?
Let's just look at them.
Historically speaking, let's look at what's happening.
They think they're going to go far.
No, they won their Super Bowl.
Okay.
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You're right.
Yeah.
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Charlie.
Hi.
You just never want to be the guy who shows up to a winner hang empty handed.
You know winter hangs.
You've got it.
winter hangs. I've been I've been hanging in winter a long time before you,
Miles, believe it or not. You've seen a few more winter hangs than I have. Sure have. Sure have.
And as I know us, we're a lot of time short on time because we're running late. Right, but
so, so the move is just pulling up to the spirit store and picking up some tippy cow chocolate
shake. That's what we know. You'll have a liquid dessert in your hands quicker than finding a parking
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It's, you know that, how long
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Sarah, you got Miles and Charlie on the bellied-up podcast.
I heard that you've had some trouble at a suburb club.
What happened?
Well, my husband and I went to our favorite soccer club in the area.
We're just kid-free, nice meal, you know.
And we didn't have reservation, but the host was like,
it's a 45-minute wait, but you can go have a seat in the bar.
So he walks us over there, gives us a table at the bar,
like fine we'll eat here well he seats us on a table for like six people and it's the last
open table in the bar we're like whatever we got a table we'll eat and then we're literally
place our order get our cheese curds because you know let's like it's done oh yeah you got to get those
yeah the else worth they're the best but anyways we order the cheese foods and then these two
Brad's come over.
Oh, hang on.
Hang on.
Pause.
Sorry, you're about to get real excited, but we got to hear every word.
Your phone screwed the pooch.
So take us back to the cheese curds real quick.
Okay.
So we get our cheese curds.
We're trying to enjoy them.
And these two brads come over, set their purses down at the end of the table.
They don't even ask.
They just say, so we're just going to hang out here, okay?
Oh.
My husband and I look at each other like,
what the heck?
We're like, okay, whatever, it's busy.
They'll probably just have a drink and leave, right?
No.
Another five, ten minutes go by.
Two more come in looking for a spot.
The lady on my side of the table pulls out the chair between us that has my purse on it.
And she's like, you guys can sit here.
They won't mind.
Oh, one of the broad said that, huh?
Yeah.
Yeah.
My husband was then like, okay, fine.
As long as you're going to sit over there and point to the other side of these people,
they found somewhere else to sit.
So it was fine.
But we're like, okay, that's just crossing the line, don't you think?
Wow.
So we're getting into Sepah Club etiquette here, Miles.
Yeah.
A little S-C-E.
Well, and you know what else?
Then their husbands come in after that.
And they had their leftover boxes.
So they had already eaten in the lounge area.
Why do you just do a table swap?
Could have done a hot swap on the table with them.
Yeah.
What's up with that?
Well, I mean, so you're in the bar area.
Now, this is, this is, I'm having, I'm having a hard time with this one because
the bar area traditionally speaking has kind of an open seating sort of arrangement.
were you at a high top table or just a standard issue table?
No, it was a high top.
Yeah, see, that's what you did wrong right there.
If you're going to the high top where you can half stand or have sit at that table,
that invites a crowd.
What's kind of funny, Charlie, is they, if you get into their head,
they're like, look at these jack wagons.
They took up a six top table and there's only two of them.
You know what, Miles?
That's exactly why I was thinking that she said it.
I thought that's where she was going with it.
The host is who brought us over to that table.
Well, I know the host brought, you know, over to that.
But still, that makes you see, you got that.
You had to have had a little bit of guilt seeing how packed that place was,
knowing you got a six-stock table just for the two of you,
whether the host put you there or no.
Didn't you have a Scotia guilt or are you from Illinois?
Oh, come on now.
That was not cool.
I don't think she sounds like she's from Illinois, Charlie.
Well, I know.
I'm guilt in her.
doing the little guilt thing right there.
I think what's funny about this, Charlie, is we're Midwest nice here in the Midwest
until someone starts taking up our personal space.
That's true.
And then it turns ugly.
Right.
Yeah.
You guys were pretty nice to them as long as they stayed one chair away.
But as soon as they were right next to you, it was like, uh-uh, I ain't going to fly.
And I'll give you that right next to you.
I'll give you that.
That's, that's-
No, I don't want to be elbow to elbow with strangers if I'm not sitting up.
at the bar.
Right.
I'm sorry.
That's where I draw the line.
Yeah, it's flu season.
Yeah.
I mean, if I'm going to do a little bit of a root cause analysis here,
you guys should have prepped ahead and got a reservation.
You know, I'm going to blame my husband on that one.
Oh, classic.
Because I did suggest it and he was like, no, no, no, it's fine.
This just seen breaking news.
Wife blames husband for something.
No, this is a good conversation, though.
right here because let me guess um your day kind of went like oh hon i think we should go out today
maybe do a little date night and he was like oh yeah that'd be great and you're like maybe we go to
the supper club and he's like yeah and you know maybe get a reservation he's like yeah we'll be good
and then you show up there he didn't do any of that is that generally how it went yeah that's
exactly how it went now was he in the garage working on something when you were doing this when you
had this conversation?
Um, no,
but it was around hunting season.
So, yeah, I mean, you can't ask a man of anything during hunting season.
Yeah.
I mean, no, that's what I do.
That's my secret that I ask for the things I want when it's hunting season because he's not
paying attention.
He's like,
yeah,
yeah,
because he's mentally in the rut as well.
He's not.
Exactly.
Do you ask him like when he's in the tree stand?
Is that what you're saying?
Like you guilt him for not being there.
So you ask him.
text him from afar?
No, not usually.
I mean, he's just how he's,
you know, come like middle of September,
both season up until the end of gun season.
He's just checked out.
Yeah.
Well, smart for you to take advantage.
Here's the mental cycle of a Midwest man.
From September to start a bow season
to the end of rifle season, he's checked out.
So probably September to November, right?
And then from about middle of December,
the way through to middle of March. He's checked out because it's ice fishing season.
Then starting like middle of April, beginning of May, all the way through to the end of August,
he's checked out because it's fishing season.
Yeah.
That's your seasons.
The three seasons.
His hunting.
So you got about, you got about four to six weeks of mental clarity on a Midwest man.
And even then he'll fill the time in the garage.
Well, then it's all the prep work for the next season.
that's true he's got to get the deals he does he does all his food plots checks his trail cameras
maintains his tree stands you know it's a whole deal all year round yeah you're like who are you
spending all day on the phone with and it's just him and this like one eight pointer he's like
trying to oh yeah suss out suss if that's the one that was there last year or not um oh yeah
so anyways so if we go further in the root cause analysis charlie
it wasn't because they didn't make a reservation.
It's because he had bucks on the mind.
Yeah.
Did he smell?
That's true.
That's the problem.
So and but there's no in no world would you make this reservation?
You know, I have in the past, but.
Okay.
But you wanted to feel special.
Yeah.
I mean, I wanted a kid free night.
I shouldn't have to take on all the tasks of that too, right?
Are you, okay, so let's get into it.
Are you doing more at home than he is?
Sarah?
Yeah, yeah.
I stay at home with the kids, so.
Okay, so by design.
I do all the carton around and all that.
Is it by design then?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's what works.
Yeah, so when you were in charge of making reservations in the past,
did you guys successfully get a reservation?
Oh, yeah.
So why, why, why?
try and fix something that ain't broke.
It's a fair question.
It's a fair question.
I don't know.
I just,
whatever.
Like if I was in charge of making sure that my child
got all of his appointments on the calendar,
my kid's going to go 10 years without seeing the doctor.
You know what I mean?
And it's not because I'm lazy.
It's because I know my own limitations.
and you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Now, what are your limitations, Miles?
Is it due to lack of focus or laziness or lack of care?
What are your limitations?
Because it'll be like, oh, he needs to go to the doctor at 18 months, right?
Right.
And then it's like, all right, if I was in charge of it, like, all right, I got to book that.
And then I won't, you know, 10 minutes will go by.
And then that's gone and I'm on to the next to do item on my list.
And it never gets done.
And you'll remember it, though, one night.
is you're going to sleep and be like, oh, yeah, I got to remember to do that.
Panic attack while you're laying in back.
Yeah, and then you'll, you may wake up and write down or you may say, I'll remember in the
morning.
and you're like, what was I supposed to do that?
The night, the night of his second birthday, I'll wake up in a cold sweat and say, I got to book
that 18 month appointment, you know?
By that time, you know, he's got like, he's got that old, uh, well, I was going to make a booster
joke but then I figured it
needed too many levels to compete
that's my ADD that's my problem why
I would be bad with booking some
does your husband have any of that
um
I don't know
so no excuses he's got a very demanding
job too what's his job
he's a director at a manufacturer
oh yeah
okay so he's just
he's managing a lot of people
yeah okay
All right.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Now, does your husband get hyperfixated on a certain thing for a short period of time and then move on to the next hyperfixation?
No, it's just, he's fixated at hunting.
Okay.
So I would say he's probably, I wouldn't, I wouldn't diagnose him.
Yeah.
Would you?
Would I?
No, I don't think you can, I don't think it's ethically appropriate for me to diagnose over the phone.
I'd have to meet him in person.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'd have to spend a little time.
It's not the fact that you don't have any sort of certifications.
Well, you can Google that kind of thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I give it a Google.
I mean, it's sounding like he's just a busy guy at the job.
But, you know, Sarah here wants to feel special.
She wants to feel taken care of.
She's important, too.
So what's your husband's name, Sarah?
Ryan.
All right, Ryan.
You heard it here first on the Bellied Up podcast.
Next time, just make a call.
Just ask her where she wants.
wants to go on Friday, make the call right then.
You're going to be good for like six to the nine months.
Okay, for the next one.
So, right?
Hey, Sarah.
Do you, but don't you think those people were too Minnesota nice?
Which ones again now?
The first ladies that sat down and then offered the extra seats to more straight.
Yeah.
I think that's too nice.
That's funny, though.
Isn't it?
I mean, I was under the assumption they were all one big group.
This is a second set of people.
Okay.
that makes sense.
No, two more strangers.
Yeah.
So why don't you guys just maybe just like you should have tried to approach it of like,
hey, these could potentially be new friends.
You know, in hindsight, I was like maybe it should have been more like Jesus and treated
it like the last supper.
I don't know.
Breaking bread.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I, you know, I don't know if I'd treat it too much like the last supper because
that means that that evening, someone's going to kiss you on the cheek.
and then you're going to go in for crucifixion.
Spoiler alert.
It happens.
I've read it.
I've read it.
Yeah.
And I don't know with that.
I mean, it's definitely the way it's going to work.
And, you know, we've all been on, you know, wave someone over from a doc that didn't belong to us and said,
hey, you know, where are you going?
you want two more and then
at some point you passed another dock and said
you guys want to get on or no and all of a sudden you're inviting
someone you don't know onto someone's boat that you also don't know
we've all been there before Sarah
and the important thing next thing you know
the front end of the pontoon is dipping in the lake
yeah and right and you hit a big big old wave
and it's damn wake boats make you almost capsize the pontoon
because you just invite too many darn people on the boat.
They sure do.
And the thing about pontoons, Miles, is not all pontoon owners are swingers,
but all swingers do own a pontoon.
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
That's a great tidbit of information.
Yep.
And I'm now going to look at pontoon owners differently.
Yeah, there's a reason they let you come on their boat.
Literally or figuratively?
Well, they would have found, they would have done it either way.
but I had other obligations.
So anyways.
So is this a real thing?
You got invited on a swingers pontoon at some point?
Yeah.
I'm hanging out at the wrong lakes.
No, I thought we were just having,
I thought we were just having fun to have them party.
So I invited, you know,
you invited them on your pontoon.
I invited them on someone else.
I invited two people onto a swingers pontoon.
They were on it.
They were stranded on a sandbar in my defense.
you know at what point did you realize the situation had gone awry oh there there was there was a little grab
ass going on yep oh boy grabbing you you know they were grabbing me they were grabbing me
we're grabbing me well grab ass going on so what does charlie baron say like if i were to come up to
you on the pontoon and just give you one of these guys how uh well you have to say you have a cute pot
you have a cute butt
that's what she said
you guys say just like that
go ahead
I got a cute butt
oh cool
I'm gonna go to talk to your husband
real quick
and then you walk up to him
and he's like
you have a cute butt
yeah
and you're like
oh shit
I am so far from home
and then you're like
hey guys you want to see my dive
no
it's like Forrest Gump
when he sees
Lieutenant Dan on the dock
Charlie's driving the boat and he just dives off the side.
No, I forget how I got out of that.
I think we went to a bar on the lake and then I just walked home.
I was a long walk too.
All the way around the lake.
No, I didn't live on the lake.
That was a friend's place on the lake, but I didn't know how to get back there.
So where did you end up?
I just, I walked a long,
I think I walked to a friend's house and then got a right home.
I didn't have a phone.
It's good to get out of walk, clear the head, Miles, every once in a while.
So you're just rodogging the lake by yourself?
Where were your friends?
So how this worked is I believe me and my friends went to a bar on a lake, I think.
from one of their front one of my friends had an uncle who uh inherited the house yeah and uh on a lake
and the inheritance had kind of just gone through and i don't think this anyway for one reason or
another we were invited to the uncle's house but then quickly disinvited and so then i think we went
to this bar and details are fuzzy but we went to bar we hung out had some drinks i was on pier
people looked like fun and pontoon
struck up a nice conversation
got invited on pontoon
me and friend went
and then
so you weren't fully by yourself
that's good
well at some point I was
and I don't know how it happened
but it was just me
and then so I ended up walking
to a different house
and honestly they might have been good
that you were standing office to this couple
because they may have been swingers
then you could end up on a pontoon you didn't want to be on.
Yeah.
Unless I guess you're into that, that I don't want to judge on that aspect.
Are you guys swingers, Sarah?
No.
Okay, good.
No.
I mean, no judgment, but it just, it makes for some awkward boat rides.
Well, cool.
Well, we're now, is there anything that we left you unsatisfied with today?
Charlie, could you please start cleaning your glasses?
Dude, that's actually very funny because in this call, I was looking.
I was looking at it and they're dirty as far right now.
Well, it's, so I have this.
I mean, it's such a pain he has to clean these fucking things.
The problem is every-
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Do you like when you're watching the videos,
are you like,
you like turn the video off
or do you keep watching
because you're like, ew?
I keep watching,
but I just,
you remind me of like the special needs kids in school.
You just feel bad for them.
You just want to go home.
Damn.
Sarah, is this because I said you sounded like you're a fib?
The fuck.
Jesus.
Christ. I mean, that's fine, I could not have said it better myself.
How do they feel? Are they still dirty? No, they're better now. See, the problem is
the problem is that we finally figured out how to accurately describe how you go about life, you know?
You know what? Here's the deal with these glasses and them not being clean. Is I have a, I have a nice facial
moisturizer that I use every day, but then that gets on my hands and then I touch my glasses and
do you need a cloth or you're good?
Is that a glasses wiping cloth?
Oh, I'll be damned.
This is micro.
So what this is, Sarah, is basically I just need to, that's another thing I got to keep in my pocket.
And it's a pain in the ass.
So I'm just going to have dirty glasses.
So let's just all.
No.
Whoa, this is a whole lot better.
Wow.
You know,
I can see the little.
Do you think I'm a hard enough time keeping track in my glasses?
I'm not going to keep track of a sleeve.
I get one every time.
There's a sleeve.
Every time I get new glasses.
I don't know where it is.
I care about...
I'm talking about your shirt sleeves.
Oh.
I like this segment.
I like to say what else does Charlie need to fix?
Yeah.
Do I look dirty?
I love Charlie.
guys.
What's the?
Brighten my day, but.
Are you saying that he's, what's the, on the peanuts, the Charlie Bound
Peanuts?
What's the one kid?
Pig pen.
Yeah.
Do you think I smell?
No.
Do I look smelly to you?
No.
The irony of it all is that my glasses are dirty because I'm so squeaky clean.
Nice, nice save, Charlie.
Yeah.
I don't know about that.
It's my facial moisturizer that's getting on it.
Well, maybe tone it.
back a little bit. Have you seen this face? It needs a lot of moisture. Okay. I'm trying to look nice and young for you,
Sarah. Oh, well, we did see you a few years back when you went to Mall of America. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, you guys don't know if you know this, but I did a gig at the Mall of America. Did you? Yeah, because my career is on the up and up.
Tell you that right now. Yeah, you have not. Is doing a gig at Mall of America not a step up in the comedy?
Oh, it's a step up.
Miles.
You have not made it in comedy until you're doing jokes next to a rainforest cafe.
I'll tell you that right now.
If you can see a Nordstrom rack from your stage, you are in like Flint.
You're going to make it.
You're going to be the next stage show.
Is this next to Legoland?
Not far.
A few different levels, though.
Okay, got it.
How was the show?
It was good.
And you know, afterwards, we were walking through by the merch and we thought we saw you there, Miles.
We're like, is that the you bet you guy?
It's just another.
But overweight.
But it must have been somebody else.
You kind of got one of those faces.
So sweaty guy wearing a car heart sweatshirt black hair, black beer.
Yep.
You can find one of me in about every small town across the Midwest.
You know.
That's true.
That's true.
I wasn't out there.
I would be caught dead at a Barron's Mall of America show.
Yeah.
Miles waits for me to come to Fargo.
I can't believe you just roasted me so hard about my glasses.
I mean, that's the worst roast you've ever endured on this podcast.
I mean, people are getting a little too brash with their honesty on this thing.
I'm just trying to help you out.
Help me out with what?
I think just saying.
Hey, you should clean your glasses so you can see clear.
Would have been enough for him to do it.
Yeah.
I mean, you didn't have to call.
They can't be good for your eyes.
You didn't have to say that he has Down syndrome.
Okay.
Okay.
I did not say that.
Listen, listen.
Even if I did, it's a good deal, all right?
It's not a bad thing.
And the glasses, let me tell you that much.
These glasses came with a little wiper deal.
Okay.
And that little wiper deal was in a little hard case.
Now, if I could remember where that hard case was, these would be clean.
But sometimes when you clean it with your shirt, it just, it just wipes it around, you know?
And also, it's-
You need a wife, Charlie.
The wife can keep track of your stuff for you.
He tried that once.
Well, I know.
Sorry about that.
I didn't mean to turn the conversation that way.
I know how you feel.
You brought it up, not me.
Well, sorry.
Even if I get a wife, I guarantee you they're not going to take time to clean my glasses.
That's not going to, that's not sort of a long-term plan.
You're frustrated over here trying to make a reservation.
And imagine if you're cleaning O'Ryan's glasses all the time.
You know, Sarah, come on now.
No, I don't clean his glasses.
I don't touch his.
Why?
Are they dirty?
Does he have dirty glasses?
No, he wears contacts usually.
Okay.
I think we found the problem in this relationship, Sarah.
I think you're hypercritical.
Give Ryan a break.
And let's move forward.
I'll admit I can be kind of a closet Karen at times.
Oh.
I'll admit it.
I'll admit it.
What's your worst Karen moment you've ever had?
Oh.
Well, what comes to mind is.
Okay.
So there's another story.
A few months back, we were driving along one of the highways in our area,
and there was this kid out there with his BB gun shooting at wild turkeys off the highway
towards like the direction of traffic.
So I told my husband, because he was driving, I said, this kid is out here on the side of the
road.
He stops.
I get out.
I was like, what are you doing?
I just like laid into this little kid.
I was like, you cannot be out here.
First of all, do you have a hunting license?
It's not even turkey season.
You know?
Yeah.
How old was you?
And this looks, I don't know, like maybe 10.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Like, he shouldn't have even been on the side of the highway for Christ's sakes.
Yeah.
And what did the kid do?
He was just like, well, my dad told me I could do it.
I'm like, well, your dad's wrong.
In this situation, I usually like to say, not my circus, not my monkeys.
Yeah. Oh, but when she's looking at my glasses, it all of a sudden becomes your monkey, huh, Miles?
I didn't know.
I thought it was going to be that his response is he just started firing at you and you had to run and jump in the car.
What was that?
I thought he was going to shoot over at you.
It's never good to confront someone with a gun like that if you really think about it.
That is a big Karen move.
Have you gone full, Karen?
You got the little swoop across the front with the short back.
My haircut?
Yeah.
My hair is not doing that great.
Do you have a Karen haircut?
No, not yet.
I had chemo two years ago.
So you're kind of rowing it back.
growing the Karen cut back then.
Yeah.
You're growing into it.
There you go.
So does the chemo successful?
How are you doing?
Yeah, I'm good.
Hell yeah.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Yeah.
And I think that's wonderful.
And I'd feel guilty now talking about how you sound like a fib.
But fortunately, you roasted.
me harder than I've been roasted in a long time, so I don't feel guilty about anything.
No, I feel bad, Charlie.
You should, actually.
You really, you should.
I was just giving you a tip, but then I guess I took it too far.
Sorry.
A tip, you know I'm sensitive.
You know, I'm sensitive.
No, I, listen, in all honesty, Sarah, don't feel bad about that.
I do have a question about the chemo.
Yeah.
So you lost all of your hair?
Yeah.
were eyebrows eyelashes were you a wig gal or did you just rock it I did a wig for a while
until the chemo put me in like menopause and I was like screw it I'll just let her
what I got to do yeah letter buck what uh style wig did you go with do you go with the Karen wig
or no oh no I had it pretty longer you know similar to what my normal hair would look like
so. So I'm curious about the process of getting a wig when you're losing your hair. Like,
do you get to go in and like pick a style and they make it for you? Or you just like, you get one off the rack,
you know? It depends where you go. I mean, there's like places where you can have them like
completely custom made. And then there's other places that just already have them like already made.
Nice.
You just try them on. So. Did you go with, uh, did you try any?
wild style at any point?
Are you thinking of maybe doing that?
Yeah, it's like, you know, every time you go shopping.
Oh, you, you, I'm not like bald anymore.
It all, it came back.
It's just, it's like, uh, it used to be yet.
Yeah, it'll get there though.
Think about the opportunity, Charlie.
You can kind of have, uh, you could get multiple wigs and have like different
personalities, you know, like, oh, vacation Sarah.
Yeah.
It's got a different hairdo than.
work Sarah, you know, or at home, Sarah.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, Ryan's probably like, yeah, blonde and brunette.
Yeah, that could really spice up the, spice up the bedroom a little bit.
Get a bunch of, you know, different wigs and.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Miles, you're always looking on the positive side of life, you know.
I had it.
He in our, on a little stand in our little linen closet in our bathroom.
Uh-huh.
And my husband told me a few weeks ago, he's like, I get creeped out every time I open
the closet. Could you just put it away somewhere? Like, ha ha. Yes. It looks like a little,
little, uh, hair, uh, had a hair looking back at him. Yeah. Three foot tall person. Did he ever
try it on? Cause if my wife, I would have tried it on for sure. Oh. I mean, I don't want to
sound mean, but his head is like, kind of bigger than mine. Ah, okay. It went to fit him. Okay. Why didn't you
say I don't want to sound mean before you told me to close me to.
my glasses, huh?
Okay.
Hindsight. Maybe I should have.
Sorry. Hindsight. I'm talking about
foresight right now. Four eyes.
No, I'm just kidding. Sorry, Sarah. I'm just,
let me say sorry to you. It's really not a big
deal. I'm just... No, no, no. It's fine.
Well, it's been great, Sarah. Do you have anything else you'd like to get off your
chest about Charlie?
Yeah. We let you go. No, Sarah, honestly,
do you? What else? Because I got other.
things I can work on.
No, you guys just keep doing what you're doing.
I enjoy your podcasts.
Well, we appreciate you for listening and calling in today.
This is great.
You have a good day, Sarah.
Hey, watch out for deer and little kids shooting at turkeys, okay?
I know.
You got to watch out for that.
Jeez, who knew?
And if you see one, you get out there and you yell real loud at them.
Oh, the closet Karen will come out.
All right, Sarah.
we appreciate
thanks my glasses are clean now because of you
um
oh that was fun
that turned into a little bit of a tough call
for you
well no it wasn't it wasn't that tough
I mean she was just being honest which I appreciate
and I like that we've created a podcast
where our listeners can be honest with us
yeah right I feel like they're more honest with me than you
you know I'd like a few more calling
and giving you some honest feedback I would like that
Mr. Perfect over here, you know.
You said it, not me.
Take him a caller.
Let's do it.
Andrew.
How are you doing, Charlie?
How are you doing?
Pretty good, you know, can't complain.
How are you guys doing?
We're doing pretty guys darn good.
And word on the street is your rock and roller, man.
Yes, sir.
That would be true.
It would be true.
Cool.
What's the name of your band?
So the band is called Beyond Olson Rock.
party and short for burp.
Burp. Beyond
Ultimate Rock Party.
Dude, that's awesome.
Yeah.
Decide before I got
even got into the band, but
I stuck with it because I like
burp. Burp. Are you guys
on Facebook, Instagram?
Yeah, we have a Facebook
page. We're in the
basically the St. Louis
metro area doing covers
of 80 rock, 80 to rock
songs around there.
Dude, awesome.
Yeah, it's kind of funny.
I'm the youngest one and everyone else is twice my age.
And you came up with the name for burp there.
Oh, no, no, no.
Everything was the site.
I just came there and played some bass.
Oh, okay, got it.
You're slapping the bass.
Yeah.
Yeah, slap into bass, as you call it.
Yeah.
Slap into bass, man.
Are you a slap bass kind of player?
Are you more of a picker or are you more of a
kind of guy?
More of a slapper myself.
I picked it up three years ago.
But after I heard some red hot chili peppers, I can't stop slapping, you know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You can't stop.
He's a flea man.
So how old are you?
21.
Okay.
So you're a 21 year old playing in the 80s rock cover band.
This is, that's right.
That's right.
And give me the name again, burned beyond ultimate rock band.
Rock party.
Beyond alternate rock party.
All right.
We're just looking you up.
that would be barb,
burb and not.
Oh,
yeah.
Barb.
Um,
you know,
I like to be honest with the people that call in.
I'm not.
I like burp much better than beyond real ultimate.
Beyond ultimate rock party.
Where they got 127 followers.
All right.
Following four people.
Beyond ultimate rock party.
I'm not in love with the name.
I think I can get behind burp.
I would probably drop.
I would just be burp and drop beyond ultimate.
it rock party.
I just have to go burp.
It's more fun that way.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's cool.
I mean,
oh,
and then your logo is burp like the dare logo.
So that definitely.
They have two lows and they have another one that was AI generated as well.
Yeah.
Is that accurate?
Yeah, my,
that's the right one.
Yeah, my guitar player,
he likes to have fun with AI.
Yeah.
No,
that's,
that's well worth it right there.
So why'd you call in today?
What do you what are you looking to talk about?
Well, I figured, you know, Charlie's probably more on my, my alley for this one, but
my last might have an experience.
So I just had my second gig ever with the bands.
I'm trying to see like, like, I should have stage presence or how I should be like a performer
because I get up there.
I'm like, I need to be more than just a stale face and, you know, be able to rock out
a little bit, but give in to the audience a little bit.
I figure, you know, with you touring all over the country, you know, doing your comedy
shows, you know a little bit about stage presence and how to, you know, get, you know, live it
up a little bit. Yeah, yeah. Well, first of all, are you the guy in the backwards hat with the
long hair? Rocking that black base? Okay. So you got a little good little groove going, you know,
kind of some power thrusts going. Yeah, you're, you're going to want to keep pumping that base up
there on stage, you know? Oh, you weren't a wife beater as well. No, that's, yeah, that was a mistake.
No, no, I think that's good.
I think that's good.
Is that a wife?
Oh, wow, full on wife.
I was too busy looking at the hit.
I don't think that was a mistake.
I think you own that.
Yeah, would you want?
Yeah, okay.
Look, in a band,
bands, like, it's tough.
What do you know about flee?
Other than that he plays the bass?
I just watch a few documentaries and I like watching the music videos.
Yeah, but you know what he looks like, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, because he's got his own distinctions.
style. You need a you need a hook and a crutch, it's what they call it. Okay. You need something that
makes you always unique, something identifiable. So when people come see you again, they're like,
oh, I like that guy in the white beater, you know, because they're not going to know your name.
And they could say the bassist, but not everybody knows which one's a base, which one's a regular
guitar. So I think, right, right. I think every single show, you go out in that wife beater.
That's why. Can you get a tattoo?
Oh, I've got tattoos my arms.
It's probably too dark to see.
I was going to say, Charlie, that would be the opposite of unique.
Everyone in a band has tattoos.
I'm just saying would go with the style, Miles.
I'm crafting the whole style here.
Okay, this wife beater is the, what do you call the, the, like, crown jewel of the style of the pal.
You know what I mean?
This is what we're trying to accentuate is the wife beater, okay?
and the way you do that is have everything, you know, there to support it as sort of the...
So what I'm saying is I'm looking at your left bicep there.
There's a lot of good real estate for a tattoo, you know?
Yeah, that's okay.
Yeah.
So what do you think for tattoos then?
Definitely you're going to have to get a burp tattoo.
There's nothing cooler than getting a tattoo of your own band.
That's very funny.
He's done two gigs.
He's already talking, getting a tattoo of the band.
Oh, yeah.
Absolutely.
You got commit to it.
Well, so I have a question.
Do you have any bass solos in any of the songs?
Yeah, we play a, I guess I play a late.
We play a can't stop by the right hot chili peppers.
I'll play that as a little bass solo.
We love shack.
There's a little bass solo in there.
Just a few songs here and there.
I don't like the attention too much.
So I like to let it be someone else.
So I think what I think it's fine if you don't like the attention all the time.
but when you do, when you are highlighted in those bass solos, that's when you really need to make it count.
Yeah.
You know, it's like a good, a good movie always has a comic relief character that they don't use very sparingly that really hits hard when they do say something.
Yeah.
So you need to view yourself as I have these three moments throughout the show where I'm just going to blow the faces off the people that are listening to the music.
I like it.
I like what you're going with their miles.
I like that.
And I think you don't need to do it all in one day.
You know, you start off building.
Like, do you have any, are you a good dancer?
You know, I can line dance.
That's about it.
Dude, line dance while you're playing the base.
I've never seen that before.
Yeah, that'd be a hell of a thing.
Yeah.
Get the crowd doing the line dance while you're doing the bass solo.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I got my girlfriend.
she always wants line dance songs so I'll have to add to the set list yeah that's that's really good
you just start like doing the line dance yourself even if it's off beat to what you're playing
you know almost have your yeah or like just not uh coherent it'll be on beat but not coherent with
what you're playing you know um get the crowd going though yeah does that make sense so it's gonna
like if you do a line dance to red hot chili peppers that'll look off but almost often
a way it would be like juxtaposition you know it's it's like a cool like different deal and but make
sure that white beater's there we want the white beater we want that burp tattoo yep and what's got it
and what's your favorite fish fish I'm not going to lie to okay I want you to go fishing first fish
you catch that's your next tattoo because you're gonna you got a lot of room on those big biceps there
Andrew and I'm not coming on to you
I'm just stating facts
I don't know
I'm not bothered sorry
I think have you ever watched a
sum 41 music video
not
okay well that's what you when you hang up
this call I want you to go
watch the music video for a song called
Into Deep by Sum 41
and they do a move
where they take the guitar
and they spin it
all the way around
their body and ends up going
basically around their shoulders and neck and comes back to the center.
And if you can pull that move off, the crowd's going to, let's just say the men are going to be rock hard and the women are going to be feeling something is all I'm saying.
Yeah.
The crowd's going to care for.
Oh, yeah.
And now, Miles, as a stage guy, I'm going to add on to that, that he can only do that if he has a wireless kit on his base.
Are you a wireless there?
Oh, yeah, fully wireless.
I can walk around the entire gig.
Okay, then that's your second moment.
So first moment, you're going to wow the crowd with the line dance and then you end it with a big bass spin.
Then the next time you're going to walk throughout the crowd playing the bass, kind of like if you, you're pretty young.
So maybe you haven't seen it.
But you got to watch Anchorman when he's at the club.
And the guy asked him to play some jazz flute.
And he starts walking around the restaurant, maybe get up on some tables.
do some of that.
Yeah, they love that.
And can I also say with that wife beater on,
people are going to be putting some dollar bills in that wife beer.
So you're going to want to put that in the dryer,
the washer, and the dryer before you go.
You want an extra tight.
You want it.
Okay.
Extra tight.
Yeah.
And then, you know, you could also do a move where,
obviously with consent, you take the base,
put it around a gal and or maybe just, I forgot he has a girlfriend.
Yeah, yeah.
Put it around your girlfriend and play the base around her.
Yeah, yeah.
You guys do a little dance while you're playing it.
Yeah, that'll be good.
And then, then like she's going to, she's going to really mark her territory, you know,
because at this point, she's going to be spent a whole hour being jealous of all the gals in the bar.
You know, you're just cougar bait up there.
and she's getting jealous of all these gals.
So it's kind of a nice thing for her.
You know, she can,
she can sort of mark her territory right there.
Piss on the fire hydrant, you know what I mean?
And I think for the final moment where maybe you got another bass solo,
I think you,
let's say your base solo lasts,
you know,
about 20, 25 seconds.
I need you to multiply that by at least like four to five to six times.
Mm-hmm.
and just stay committed into it for a really long one and pull out all the stops.
Your bandmates might not love it, but the crowd's going to love it.
Just when they think it's winding down, crank it back up again.
Right.
Just continuous.
Yeah, it's like a false end, you know, like,
it's like, it's like a false end, you know, like, do, do, down.
and then
and then
and
the na na na
and
da da
and
and
and then
what we want to do
is we want to
get it
to the point
where like
you're pissing
off your
drummer
so much
that he's like
he gets
past the point
of being pissed
and gets back
into it
and you know
before you do this
you're going to
want to
take out
your in ears
so that
they can't tell
you to
wrap it up
yeah
yeah yeah
right
just stop
listen to
everyone else
yes
yeah
and it looks so cool when you take out the in-ears too.
Are you, do you sing as well?
No, not quite.
I don't have the voice of an angel, more of a squeaky car.
Yeah, we want you to try too.
Okay.
Because everyone loves a basis that sings.
I just thought of this, Charlie.
Yeah.
You could do like a, eh, oh, hey, oh, I just thought of that.
That was, could just do it.
And they can echo, echo back.
to you.
That would...
Okay.
And then they like coming, you want to go home.
Oh, you want to do Deo.
Yeah.
Dale.
Dale.
They like coming.
You want to go home.
Bump, don't.
And then if you don't know the words, just...
Just play the bass.
Yeah.
Just find your way through it.
But if you keep this up, man,
you're going to be the next Nicky Six.
Okay. I like sound of that.
So, yeah.
Just don't, don't, you know, you're going to skyrocket right now, Andrew, and you take care of yourself, okay?
Yeah.
Keep your nose clean.
The air is thin up there and you might get a little altitude sickness.
We want you to be prepared for that.
We do.
And don't let this go to your head.
You're going to get pretty famous pretty quick, especially if you keep rocking that white beater, you know, just.
Just keep counting your blessings.
Don't go cheating on your girlfriend.
All right.
I can't do that.
Don't kill me.
Yep.
Don't do drugs, just or hard drugs and just keep it in there, okay?
Okay.
We'll do it.
I appreciate it, fellas.
Yeah.
But great style choices, man.
Appreciate it.
Yep.
Well, we appreciate it.
First time call it, a long time listener.
I love the show.
I've been listened to it for years now.
Oh, thank you, Andrew.
Hey, that means a lot.
It really means you a lot.
I appreciate it.
Well, I'm trying to paint outside right now, I guess, make it pretty easy.
Oh, you're out painting?
Yeah, I work for like a subcontractor and paying these houses or these paying exterior doors on these million-dollar houses right now.
Where do you live?
I live in Fenton.
It's about 20 minutes south of the city.
Funny enough, a few years ago on you, you betcha you did a bar takeover in Fenton.
Oh, yeah.
A few minutes from my house.
The F bag.
I didn't know which town you were talking about.
Yeah.
We went to the F bag.
We drove 12 hours with a trailer.
It's the whole thing.
And it was about 95 degrees at the bar where you did it outside.
And I was just sucking a hind tit the whole time.
Oh, man.
Was this when you were.
This was early on.
This was early miles.
It was a lot of fun.
It was a lot of fun.
I bet it was.
We would just travel around and, uh,
do live podcasts at bars.
I mean, those were the days, weren't they?
I mean, geez, if we could only do that now.
It was me, Ryan, and my wife.
That was it.
Oh, God. Wow. Really?
Wow, that was early on.
Yeah.
I think actually we probably posted the live podcast.
So next time you're on the treadmill, Charlie, just pop the
Fed and F big you bitch a radio episode into your earbuds.
I'd love to.
Yeah, that's a great idea.
Because you're an avid listener of you bet your radio.
I listen to every episode, dude.
Every episode.
As I am the cripes cat, which I'm a little upset that that's, you know.
That's, it's been back on for two months, Miles.
I know.
I'm a little upset that it's back on.
It hasn't been back on for two months, Miles.
I know.
I know that's why I'm upset.
I originally, I was confused there for a sec because I was like, wow, it's not back on.
Andrew, you'll see about me and Miles is that we support each other.
We believe in supporting.
Mm-hmm.
you know i loved when you interviewed that one person on that one episode of crapescats
yeah no that was good and i what do you think of our last episode where we talked about that
thing on you bet your radio oh you mean that blue collar thing yeah yeah no that was really good
with the bar and the family yeah it was pretty awesome i laughed super hard um but um
Andrew yes sir do you have anything you want buy seller trade
Uh, maybe another base.
You know, I just got a new one.
I'm probably going to get another one and then another one.
It's just, you know, collection ads.
So you're looking for a buy end or a trade.
Yeah.
Perhaps.
Yeah.
All right.
What's your dream base?
Put it out there.
Maybe someone's got it.
Oh, I like sting raised by the music man.
It's one of the first early on bass has made a really nice one.
Perhaps one flea played maybe.
I'm lucky, but I'm a little broke.
Please, a long-time listener, so we'll see what we can do.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, I appreciate that.
All right, well, if you're considering getting a tattoo and you need some money,
maybe we'll sponsor a bellied-up tattoo.
What do you think, Miles?
Sure.
I'll get a bellied-up tattoo.
How much that sponsorship costs?
Yeah, I don't know.
I get an entire arm sleeve of bellied-up.
Wow.
So you would get Charlie and I's face.
on your arm.
100%
no.
Really?
No consequences.
No second thoughts.
Nothing.
Oh my God.
Andrew.
You are 21, aren't you?
Yeah.
Dude, I got second thoughts for that for you.
I got third thoughts.
I'm in a contract right now.
I do it.
I, that is unreal.
But I think what he thinks is this is going to be a monthly
reoccurring sponsorship.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
We're looking for a one-time investment.
Yeah.
We could.
I don't know, man.
honestly, do you see that bicep mouse?
If he definitely could fit my face for sure.
There's not a lot of biceps out there that can fit my face.
But yeah.
Yeah, that could be good advertising for us.
Andrew, we'll circle back with you on that.
How does that sound?
Okay.
Sounds good.
Sounds good.
All right.
Let me consult with my partner over here and see what we can work out.
Every guy has to read out to my guys.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yep.
Yeah.
But congrats and let us know when you make.
make it to Milwaukee. I'd love to come check you out and let Miles know when you're in Fargo.
He'll be there for certain. See Burp live. For sure. We'll do. Appreciate it.
You bet, man. You bet. You'd be good now, okay?
Have a good one. All right. We'll see you.
I would. That's just, for me, like, that guy's living my dream. I'd love to be able to be a musician.
Right? I just, I just would love it. To hit all those stages. I mean, you saw him. I'll
how cool that lifestyle must be.
Well, just even just being able to play music in front of a crown and it not suck.
Sounds awesome.
I mean, and to it's the nice thing is I will say some people like for a cover band,
some people are like, oh, they, they're doing good covers to make that money, you know.
And the covers are really good, usually.
You know, I haven't heard burp, to be honest.
I know they got great stuff.
But I mean, like, that's what brings a room together.
You get a whole room singing some banging white snake tunes.
Just singing songs that get white people turned.
That's what their whole band is.
It's pretty much it.
Yeah.
Little guns and roses, dude.
Every rose has its thorn.
They said they play Love Shack.
That really gets people going out of wedding.
Oh, my God.
if you've ever spent
to a white person wedding.
And they don't play Love Shack.
What a shame.
The machinery dances come out at Love Shack.
You know,
the uncle starts firing up the lawnmower
during that song.
Mm-hmm.
You know.
Well, is that it, Jared?
All right, guys.
Well, thanks for tune in
to another episode of Bellied Up Podcast.
Have a good one.
And remember to what, Charlie?
I always tip your bartender.
We'll see you show.
Okay.
You guys have a good one.
Goodbye now.
Oudaloo.
