Bellied Up - What NOT To Do At The Supper Club #183

Episode Date: January 15, 2026

We're at Your Office in Downtown Milwaukee. Charlie gives his thoughts about the Packers loss to the Bears. Sarah then tells us about her dissapointing experience at the local supper club. Finally..., we talk with a rockstar and help his stage presence. We're at Your Office in Downtown Milwaukee. Charlie gives his thoughts about the Packers loss to the Bears. Sarah then tells us about her dissapointing experience at the local supper club. Finally, we talk with a rockstar and help his stage presence. https://prizepicks.onelink.me/ivHR/be...⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠use promo code: belliedup Timestamps:0:00 Intro/Packer Talk19:03 Supper club trouble50:22 Helping a Rockstar

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Welcome back, everybody, to another episode of the Bellied Up podcast. We are here at your office in downtown Milwaukee. Yeah, it's funny, Miles. This is Charlie's office. This is it. This is it right here. They got, you know, this is the revamped bar. My office burnt down a few years ago back in 2020, more than a few, a couple two tree.
Starting point is 00:00:27 And they since have sort of rebuttabbed. rehashed, revived, redone, and things aren't burnt here anymore. They got a little walk-up window right here, a little half-crows door. One of the cool things is, is if you're in the Milwaukee area and you've won some dumb award at like your company Christmas party, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you bring it in, they'll put it on the wall. That's pretty nice. Um, so I got a real office team going here. And anytime you can watch the office at the bar, I'm in on that. Yeah, this is going to be, very millennial of me to want to watch the office at the bar. It's going to be a very difficult series of episodes we're going to do here, Miles,
Starting point is 00:01:07 if you have the office on that's like when they put that cackle one on while I'm watching, you know, the one we're... Chive TV. Chive TV. People start getting slammed in the nuts. I am just turned into a robot. Charlie's a sucker for someone getting slammed in the nuts. I'm a sucker for some nut shots on the tally.
Starting point is 00:01:25 Sucker for slamming. Yeah. That's all right. So yeah, it's a great spot. If you're in Milwaukee, you got to check it out. It's pretty cool. Yeah. How are you feeling here, Miles?
Starting point is 00:01:34 Well, Charlie. Yeah. We have something to address here on this podcast. It's actually a great time. It's a great timing. Yeah. Because we shoot a bunch of these at one time. And it just so happens.
Starting point is 00:01:50 Just so happens. That the day, the two days after the Packers lose in the playoffs, to the Bears. We are here recording this podcast. How are you feeling after the Packers lost? I want to say it again, to the Bears in the first round of the playoffs. You know, Miles, I was actually feeling okay. I had an emergency call with my therapist yesterday, in fact, and we were on a good way.
Starting point is 00:02:20 Okay? I had a few shots. I had a few beers. My therapist served me. and it was, I was moving on and moving forward. But now you just had to bring it back up here, didn't you? Yeah. It was, uh, it was painful.
Starting point is 00:02:36 How do you think, how do you think it feels, Miles, watching your, like, this was our Super Bowl. We both know neither of us were going to the Super Bowl because both teams have issues. Okay. I'll admit that. But we did not have more issues than the Bears. I don't know. I think you might have. Well, okay.
Starting point is 00:02:52 We might have, but they, they're going to get hammered in this next. round. But my point is this was our Super Bowl. So yeah, it was very disheartening to see us meltdown again in the fourth quarter. You know, I was myself, I had committed to doing a gig one year ago. And so I was bummed when they put the game right during the thing. So like we were. So you were on stage? Well, I was backstage. It was a music thing. And I was doing a little what it was a charity show. And I was doing some stuff on state. But we had the game playing on a laptop on the drum kit. So we were all watching it. And, oh, man, I was announcing the score to the crowd. We were getting into it. I was being real cocky, real cocky. That's huff sledding. You're announcing the score to the crowd.
Starting point is 00:03:44 Well, they also had my, they also had TVs. I mean, this was a big venue. So they had TVs with the game on, kind of over by the bar area. And I was like in the middle of doing a joke and just the crowd erupted. I was like, yeah. So hilarious, right? And the Packers had scored. And then two minutes later, the backstage erupted because that laptop was on a two minute delay from the rest of the game. So everybody was listening to my set is what I was telling you. And yeah, it was just all and all, it was a regrettable, a regrettable situation. But you know what, Miles? You know what? That's like a different type of bombing as a stand-up comedian.
Starting point is 00:04:30 Yeah. Is it like you're on stage, your team that you've been announcing the score for, loses to the Bears. I mean, talk about like taking the air out of the room. Yeah. Well, so. So did you just end your set earlier? No. At that point, there's no saving it. Well, when I was on set, the Packers,
Starting point is 00:04:49 we're actually up by, it pains me to say this, almost three touchdowns. And yet somehow we lost that lead. Again, fourth quarters, you know, we've had problems with them. The last time someone in the playoffs came back and won by that large of a deficit or more was the Patriots when they played the Falcons in the Super Bowl. Just so you know, you're in great company with the Falcons on that. Don't tell me that, Miles. Is that true? Yeah, like by 15 points or more, the last time was that. That's insane. That's insane. But I mean, I'm not going to lie, I did have a feeling.
Starting point is 00:05:33 I had a feeling the whole game that something like this was going to happen. And I think that feeling sent the karma out into the universe and that's what did it. So I've been carrying around this guilt with me. I'm glad I just got it off my chest. I didn't even say that to my therapist slash bartender. And I also, I'm filled with shame. I'm filled with shame. I'm filled with regret.
Starting point is 00:05:55 I'm filled with a lot of emotions here, Miles. And what happened do you think? Give me the three things that went wrong for the Packers when they lost to the Bears. Well, keep in mind, I was watching this game between sets and whatnot. So here's what I mean, obviously our defense broke down pretty bad pretty bad
Starting point is 00:06:22 and I defense what's number two well we weren't we weren't quite really killing it on offense either were we miles wasn't good offense wasn't good and special teams also was letting a lot of long runs go so it was a trifective screwing the pooch all right and I'm not an actual statistical analysis
Starting point is 00:06:44 guy but I will tell you that's what I saw just as much as I could watch and I did not go back and watch any replays I remember when they messed up the last play my buddy butch he slammed the laptop down and said fuck it and then get on the drums that's butch fig do you know butch fagg and he started playing the drums yeah yeah he was going on set yeah but it was a big the show was really nice it was Joey's song shout out to Joey's song childhood epilepsy support it. There you go. Nice.
Starting point is 00:07:18 Yeah. I'll wrap this up, Charlie. I know that I've opened up a wound that was healing already. So I like to take a negative and turn it into a positive. Okay. Okay. Mr. Worldwide would say.
Starting point is 00:07:34 Yeah. Yeah. Pit bull, you know. Yeah, Pippole. He's... Turn a negative into a positive. He's a lyrical mastermind. Dalai.
Starting point is 00:07:43 Is he? let's turn this negative into a positive okay after after your Packers lost to the Bears of all teams in the first round of the playoffs yeah this is kind of it's been a while since they've been in this situation
Starting point is 00:08:03 what advice are you giving to the Bears fans for the rest of the playoffs as a Packer fan who's been there done that look to my Bears fans congratulations um you're done okay all right um what advice would you get them give them going into the playoffs i know miles i'm thinking about it just they already know not to get their hopes up okay i mean they've been there for decades and decades and decades they've gotten their hopes up again and again so i feel like it's redundant to tell them don't get your hopes up I feel like it's redundant to tell them you're going to lose an excruciating fashion.
Starting point is 00:08:47 I feel like it's redundant telling them that there's probably going to be a breakdown in the backfield and the quarterback is, I'm just sorry. I'm having flashbacks of Aaron Rogers' interceptions in the playoffs. And then I went to Brett Far of interceptions in the playoffs. So you'll have to forgive me. But Mr. Fingerpaint just don't get. Don't get too cocky. Okay.
Starting point is 00:09:18 If you're feeling unsure, just throw the ball away. Okay, but now I'm giving the quarterback advice. He's not going to listen anyway. I give the fans advice that just say, you know, don't count your chickens before your eggs hatch. And that's about it. So don't get your hopes up is the moral of the story. Yeah, but your question wasn't supposed to send me spiraling.
Starting point is 00:09:42 And that's what it did. So, you know, forgive me for not being directed. and succinct with it. Yeah, just don't get your hopes up. Yeah. That came suck so bad, Miles. Did you see, I mean, why do we fall apart in the fourth quarter like that?
Starting point is 00:10:00 Like, the last time we played the Bears, all he had to do was get out of the way of the onside kick. It would have gone out of bounce. It would have been fine. Yeah. Here's what I don't understand, too. Like, why was that last, never mind.
Starting point is 00:10:16 why did he throw the last play of the game like that to no one yeah like what were you doing he was like i don't know it's and it just went right into the dirt i know i know i get it he had that big boy chasing him and uh but i mean it did not look pretty did not look and also the play before that like it was almost a fumble i mean the whole thing was a disaster we just we we fell apart we came apart at the seems we're like, I would say that you guys kind of look like the Bears that game, the end, for sure. Yeah. That's cute. That's cute.
Starting point is 00:10:55 Do you want to do a podcast today? Huh? Because right now, Miles, you're really just flinting the screws and you know what? It's fine. How do you feel about the fact that earlier in this season, I think you said you guys are going to win the Super Bowl? Well, you didn't even win what you coined as your guys in Super Bowl. either. So you lost two Super Bowls in one season, which is tough sledding for you. It's real tough sledding. Yeah, it's a crack toboggan is what that is, Miles. Miles, you know, it's,
Starting point is 00:11:33 it must be easy for you. It must be real easy for you, never committing to a team. You're just out of your raw dog in teams when it serves your purpose. Well, let me tell you this, Miles, that's going to come back to bite you in the ass because one of these years, the Packers are going to be real good and you're going to want to get on the band wagon and I'm going to kick you in the pecker. Okay, so don't go climbing on my band wagon when the Packers are finally good again. All right. I will pecker kick you right off and I'll spit on you as the wagon goes away. Okay. You do not get to join this band on this wagon. No. You're getting a pecker kick. Okay. Yeah. I won't.
Starting point is 00:12:12 And you guys will know why I'm doing it. You'll know that I told him. You didn't warn me, yeah. Yeah, and you can remember things because you obviously remember what I said at the beginning of the season about the Packers weighing the Super Bowl, which, by the way, I say every season. So I'm used to this feeling. Just not like this.
Starting point is 00:12:31 You got, I mean, you got to be upset as an NFL owner, as an owner of the team. Oh, as an owner. I mean, I can't remember the last time we lost to the Bears in the playoffs. Was it 2018? Was it? No, we didn't play the Bears. Bears haven't won a playoff game since like 2012 or something. 2010. No, they must have won in 2018, didn't they? Oh, no. I'm thinking when was last time of the Bears were in the Super Bowl? Was it 2006? 20 years ago, Charlie. Oh, this just got worse. Are you sure about that? Can we double check that? Yeah, Jared's, he knows every Super Bowl team. He knows it all. So, yeah. I, um, I, I, um, I, I just, we had to address it.
Starting point is 00:13:17 The people were going to be wondering what your thoughts are, especially since this is immediately after. So, um, you know, it's funny is my mom texted me and said, did you check on Charlie? Yeah. Did you check on Charlie Mounce?
Starting point is 00:13:31 No. And I said, no, I'm saving that for the podcast. It's okay though. You'll get through it. Um, now you can really focus on your comedy, you know,
Starting point is 00:13:42 it's got to, let's look at the positives. Now you can go on vacation. Now I have to, to worry about getting a TV connection. That's true. That is true. You can, you know, run into some...
Starting point is 00:13:53 It's usually not that hard, though, to be honest with your mouth. You could potentially rub elbows with some of the players in Cancun in a week. You know? You freaking prick. If you got a gig in Green Bay, parking's going to be easy on Sundays. Honestly, it's better that you lose here instead of in the Super Bowl, because then your coaching staff has more weeks to prep for next year. Uh-huh. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:19 Yeah, so honestly, this is a huge advantage for you. I'm not seeing any negatives about losing to the Bears in the wildcard round of the playoffs in terrible fashion. A lot of positive going into the off season. We were looking so good for so long and I put it out there. I put it out there to the universe. My thoughts and I had the exact same thought then that, you know, they gave the Ghostbusters when, of like, just clear your head of any negative thoughts and one popped in and that was we're
Starting point is 00:14:51 going to lose in the fourth quarter. It popped in and I still, I still carry that guilt. Let's take some callers, Miles. Yeah. All right, guys, time to play some prize picks. And right now, prize picks will give you $50 in lineups. So when you play your first $5 lineup, win or lose, you'll give 50 bucks in lineups to use promo code bellied up when you sign up today. Charlie, what do you got for your lineup today? Miles. Caleb Williams, less. than 231.5 yards.
Starting point is 00:15:17 It's weird that you said less than. Why? Just wondering, you know, you're kind of, you like doing more than's a lot of time. Is there any reason why you picked Caleb Williams less than his line? I just think that, well, Miles. Just tell me the truth, Charlie, Charlie. Miles, we all know. I mean, how many times on this podcast are you going to have to drill it into me, huh?
Starting point is 00:15:47 So this is more of an angsty pick from you. We'll call it annoyed. Okay. We'll call it annoyed. So annoyed, Charlie's got Caleb Williams less than. Also, let's look at the bears throughout the season, huh? Let's just look at them. Historically speaking, let's look at what's happening.
Starting point is 00:16:03 They think they're going to go far. No, they won their Super Bowl. Okay. It's done for them. You're right. Yeah. And you're going to like this. What's that?
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Starting point is 00:16:50 Miles, believe it or not. You've seen a few more winter hangs than I have. Sure have. Sure have. And as I know us, we're a lot of time short on time because we're running late. Right, but so, so the move is just pulling up to the spirit store and picking up some tippy cow chocolate shake. That's what we know. You'll have a liquid dessert in your hands quicker than finding a parking spot at the grocery store on a Saturday. It's, you know that, how long that takes on a Saturday. Oh, Saturdays for groceries, forget about it. But in and out,
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Starting point is 00:19:00 Nicolay. Sarah, you got Miles and Charlie on the bellied-up podcast. I heard that you've had some trouble at a suburb club. What happened? Well, my husband and I went to our favorite soccer club in the area. We're just kid-free, nice meal, you know. And we didn't have reservation, but the host was like, it's a 45-minute wait, but you can go have a seat in the bar.
Starting point is 00:19:31 So he walks us over there, gives us a table at the bar, like fine we'll eat here well he seats us on a table for like six people and it's the last open table in the bar we're like whatever we got a table we'll eat and then we're literally place our order get our cheese curds because you know let's like it's done oh yeah you got to get those yeah the else worth they're the best but anyways we order the cheese foods and then these two Brad's come over. Oh, hang on. Hang on.
Starting point is 00:20:05 Pause. Sorry, you're about to get real excited, but we got to hear every word. Your phone screwed the pooch. So take us back to the cheese curds real quick. Okay. So we get our cheese curds. We're trying to enjoy them. And these two brads come over, set their purses down at the end of the table.
Starting point is 00:20:23 They don't even ask. They just say, so we're just going to hang out here, okay? Oh. My husband and I look at each other like, what the heck? We're like, okay, whatever, it's busy. They'll probably just have a drink and leave, right? No.
Starting point is 00:20:41 Another five, ten minutes go by. Two more come in looking for a spot. The lady on my side of the table pulls out the chair between us that has my purse on it. And she's like, you guys can sit here. They won't mind. Oh, one of the broad said that, huh? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:03 My husband was then like, okay, fine. As long as you're going to sit over there and point to the other side of these people, they found somewhere else to sit. So it was fine. But we're like, okay, that's just crossing the line, don't you think? Wow. So we're getting into Sepah Club etiquette here, Miles. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:23 A little S-C-E. Well, and you know what else? Then their husbands come in after that. And they had their leftover boxes. So they had already eaten in the lounge area. Why do you just do a table swap? Could have done a hot swap on the table with them. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:43 What's up with that? Well, I mean, so you're in the bar area. Now, this is, this is, I'm having, I'm having a hard time with this one because the bar area traditionally speaking has kind of an open seating sort of arrangement. were you at a high top table or just a standard issue table? No, it was a high top. Yeah, see, that's what you did wrong right there. If you're going to the high top where you can half stand or have sit at that table,
Starting point is 00:22:14 that invites a crowd. What's kind of funny, Charlie, is they, if you get into their head, they're like, look at these jack wagons. They took up a six top table and there's only two of them. You know what, Miles? That's exactly why I was thinking that she said it. I thought that's where she was going with it. The host is who brought us over to that table.
Starting point is 00:22:33 Well, I know the host brought, you know, over to that. But still, that makes you see, you got that. You had to have had a little bit of guilt seeing how packed that place was, knowing you got a six-stock table just for the two of you, whether the host put you there or no. Didn't you have a Scotia guilt or are you from Illinois? Oh, come on now. That was not cool.
Starting point is 00:22:55 I don't think she sounds like she's from Illinois, Charlie. Well, I know. I'm guilt in her. doing the little guilt thing right there. I think what's funny about this, Charlie, is we're Midwest nice here in the Midwest until someone starts taking up our personal space. That's true. And then it turns ugly.
Starting point is 00:23:12 Right. Yeah. You guys were pretty nice to them as long as they stayed one chair away. But as soon as they were right next to you, it was like, uh-uh, I ain't going to fly. And I'll give you that right next to you. I'll give you that. That's, that's- No, I don't want to be elbow to elbow with strangers if I'm not sitting up.
Starting point is 00:23:29 at the bar. Right. I'm sorry. That's where I draw the line. Yeah, it's flu season. Yeah. I mean, if I'm going to do a little bit of a root cause analysis here, you guys should have prepped ahead and got a reservation.
Starting point is 00:23:42 You know, I'm going to blame my husband on that one. Oh, classic. Because I did suggest it and he was like, no, no, no, it's fine. This just seen breaking news. Wife blames husband for something. No, this is a good conversation, though. right here because let me guess um your day kind of went like oh hon i think we should go out today maybe do a little date night and he was like oh yeah that'd be great and you're like maybe we go to
Starting point is 00:24:10 the supper club and he's like yeah and you know maybe get a reservation he's like yeah we'll be good and then you show up there he didn't do any of that is that generally how it went yeah that's exactly how it went now was he in the garage working on something when you were doing this when you had this conversation? Um, no, but it was around hunting season. So, yeah, I mean, you can't ask a man of anything during hunting season. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:35 I mean, no, that's what I do. That's my secret that I ask for the things I want when it's hunting season because he's not paying attention. He's like, yeah, yeah, because he's mentally in the rut as well. He's not.
Starting point is 00:24:47 Exactly. Do you ask him like when he's in the tree stand? Is that what you're saying? Like you guilt him for not being there. So you ask him. text him from afar? No, not usually. I mean, he's just how he's,
Starting point is 00:25:01 you know, come like middle of September, both season up until the end of gun season. He's just checked out. Yeah. Well, smart for you to take advantage. Here's the mental cycle of a Midwest man. From September to start a bow season to the end of rifle season, he's checked out.
Starting point is 00:25:19 So probably September to November, right? And then from about middle of December, the way through to middle of March. He's checked out because it's ice fishing season. Then starting like middle of April, beginning of May, all the way through to the end of August, he's checked out because it's fishing season. Yeah. That's your seasons. The three seasons.
Starting point is 00:25:41 His hunting. So you got about, you got about four to six weeks of mental clarity on a Midwest man. And even then he'll fill the time in the garage. Well, then it's all the prep work for the next season. that's true he's got to get the deals he does he does all his food plots checks his trail cameras maintains his tree stands you know it's a whole deal all year round yeah you're like who are you spending all day on the phone with and it's just him and this like one eight pointer he's like trying to oh yeah suss out suss if that's the one that was there last year or not um oh yeah
Starting point is 00:26:19 so anyways so if we go further in the root cause analysis charlie it wasn't because they didn't make a reservation. It's because he had bucks on the mind. Yeah. Did he smell? That's true. That's the problem. So and but there's no in no world would you make this reservation?
Starting point is 00:26:43 You know, I have in the past, but. Okay. But you wanted to feel special. Yeah. I mean, I wanted a kid free night. I shouldn't have to take on all the tasks of that too, right? Are you, okay, so let's get into it. Are you doing more at home than he is?
Starting point is 00:27:00 Sarah? Yeah, yeah. I stay at home with the kids, so. Okay, so by design. I do all the carton around and all that. Is it by design then? Yeah. Yeah, it's what works.
Starting point is 00:27:12 Yeah, so when you were in charge of making reservations in the past, did you guys successfully get a reservation? Oh, yeah. So why, why, why? try and fix something that ain't broke. It's a fair question. It's a fair question. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:27:33 I just, whatever. Like if I was in charge of making sure that my child got all of his appointments on the calendar, my kid's going to go 10 years without seeing the doctor. You know what I mean? And it's not because I'm lazy. It's because I know my own limitations.
Starting point is 00:27:52 and you know what I mean? Yeah. Now, what are your limitations, Miles? Is it due to lack of focus or laziness or lack of care? What are your limitations? Because it'll be like, oh, he needs to go to the doctor at 18 months, right? Right. And then it's like, all right, if I was in charge of it, like, all right, I got to book that.
Starting point is 00:28:13 And then I won't, you know, 10 minutes will go by. And then that's gone and I'm on to the next to do item on my list. And it never gets done. And you'll remember it, though, one night. is you're going to sleep and be like, oh, yeah, I got to remember to do that. Panic attack while you're laying in back. Yeah, and then you'll, you may wake up and write down or you may say, I'll remember in the morning.
Starting point is 00:28:31 and you're like, what was I supposed to do that? The night, the night of his second birthday, I'll wake up in a cold sweat and say, I got to book that 18 month appointment, you know? By that time, you know, he's got like, he's got that old, uh, well, I was going to make a booster joke but then I figured it needed too many levels to compete that's my ADD that's my problem why I would be bad with booking some
Starting point is 00:28:59 does your husband have any of that um I don't know so no excuses he's got a very demanding job too what's his job he's a director at a manufacturer oh yeah okay so he's just
Starting point is 00:29:17 he's managing a lot of people yeah okay All right. Yeah, that makes sense. Now, does your husband get hyperfixated on a certain thing for a short period of time and then move on to the next hyperfixation? No, it's just, he's fixated at hunting. Okay. So I would say he's probably, I wouldn't, I wouldn't diagnose him.
Starting point is 00:29:40 Yeah. Would you? Would I? No, I don't think you can, I don't think it's ethically appropriate for me to diagnose over the phone. I'd have to meet him in person. Okay. Yeah. I'd have to spend a little time.
Starting point is 00:29:51 It's not the fact that you don't have any sort of certifications. Well, you can Google that kind of thing. Yeah. Yeah. I give it a Google. I mean, it's sounding like he's just a busy guy at the job. But, you know, Sarah here wants to feel special. She wants to feel taken care of.
Starting point is 00:30:07 She's important, too. So what's your husband's name, Sarah? Ryan. All right, Ryan. You heard it here first on the Bellied Up podcast. Next time, just make a call. Just ask her where she wants. wants to go on Friday, make the call right then.
Starting point is 00:30:23 You're going to be good for like six to the nine months. Okay, for the next one. So, right? Hey, Sarah. Do you, but don't you think those people were too Minnesota nice? Which ones again now? The first ladies that sat down and then offered the extra seats to more straight. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:41 I think that's too nice. That's funny, though. Isn't it? I mean, I was under the assumption they were all one big group. This is a second set of people. Okay. that makes sense. No, two more strangers.
Starting point is 00:30:53 Yeah. So why don't you guys just maybe just like you should have tried to approach it of like, hey, these could potentially be new friends. You know, in hindsight, I was like maybe it should have been more like Jesus and treated it like the last supper. I don't know. Breaking bread. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:10 Yeah. Well, I, you know, I don't know if I'd treat it too much like the last supper because that means that that evening, someone's going to kiss you on the cheek. and then you're going to go in for crucifixion. Spoiler alert. It happens. I've read it. I've read it.
Starting point is 00:31:30 Yeah. And I don't know with that. I mean, it's definitely the way it's going to work. And, you know, we've all been on, you know, wave someone over from a doc that didn't belong to us and said, hey, you know, where are you going? you want two more and then at some point you passed another dock and said you guys want to get on or no and all of a sudden you're inviting
Starting point is 00:31:58 someone you don't know onto someone's boat that you also don't know we've all been there before Sarah and the important thing next thing you know the front end of the pontoon is dipping in the lake yeah and right and you hit a big big old wave and it's damn wake boats make you almost capsize the pontoon because you just invite too many darn people on the boat. They sure do.
Starting point is 00:32:21 And the thing about pontoons, Miles, is not all pontoon owners are swingers, but all swingers do own a pontoon. I didn't know that. Yeah. That's a great tidbit of information. Yep. And I'm now going to look at pontoon owners differently. Yeah, there's a reason they let you come on their boat.
Starting point is 00:32:41 Literally or figuratively? Well, they would have found, they would have done it either way. but I had other obligations. So anyways. So is this a real thing? You got invited on a swingers pontoon at some point? Yeah. I'm hanging out at the wrong lakes.
Starting point is 00:32:58 No, I thought we were just having, I thought we were just having fun to have them party. So I invited, you know, you invited them on your pontoon. I invited them on someone else. I invited two people onto a swingers pontoon. They were on it. They were stranded on a sandbar in my defense.
Starting point is 00:33:15 you know at what point did you realize the situation had gone awry oh there there was there was a little grab ass going on yep oh boy grabbing you you know they were grabbing me they were grabbing me we're grabbing me well grab ass going on so what does charlie baron say like if i were to come up to you on the pontoon and just give you one of these guys how uh well you have to say you have a cute pot you have a cute butt that's what she said you guys say just like that go ahead
Starting point is 00:33:50 I got a cute butt oh cool I'm gonna go to talk to your husband real quick and then you walk up to him and he's like you have a cute butt yeah
Starting point is 00:34:00 and you're like oh shit I am so far from home and then you're like hey guys you want to see my dive no it's like Forrest Gump when he sees
Starting point is 00:34:12 Lieutenant Dan on the dock Charlie's driving the boat and he just dives off the side. No, I forget how I got out of that. I think we went to a bar on the lake and then I just walked home. I was a long walk too. All the way around the lake. No, I didn't live on the lake. That was a friend's place on the lake, but I didn't know how to get back there.
Starting point is 00:34:38 So where did you end up? I just, I walked a long, I think I walked to a friend's house and then got a right home. I didn't have a phone. It's good to get out of walk, clear the head, Miles, every once in a while. So you're just rodogging the lake by yourself? Where were your friends? So how this worked is I believe me and my friends went to a bar on a lake, I think.
Starting point is 00:35:08 from one of their front one of my friends had an uncle who uh inherited the house yeah and uh on a lake and the inheritance had kind of just gone through and i don't think this anyway for one reason or another we were invited to the uncle's house but then quickly disinvited and so then i think we went to this bar and details are fuzzy but we went to bar we hung out had some drinks i was on pier people looked like fun and pontoon struck up a nice conversation got invited on pontoon me and friend went
Starting point is 00:35:46 and then so you weren't fully by yourself that's good well at some point I was and I don't know how it happened but it was just me and then so I ended up walking to a different house
Starting point is 00:36:00 and honestly they might have been good that you were standing office to this couple because they may have been swingers then you could end up on a pontoon you didn't want to be on. Yeah. Unless I guess you're into that, that I don't want to judge on that aspect. Are you guys swingers, Sarah? No.
Starting point is 00:36:16 Okay, good. No. I mean, no judgment, but it just, it makes for some awkward boat rides. Well, cool. Well, we're now, is there anything that we left you unsatisfied with today? Charlie, could you please start cleaning your glasses? Dude, that's actually very funny because in this call, I was looking. I was looking at it and they're dirty as far right now.
Starting point is 00:36:45 Well, it's, so I have this. I mean, it's such a pain he has to clean these fucking things. The problem is every- Get sponsored by Windex for Christy. Windex if you were listening, give us a call. Do you like when you're watching the videos, are you like, you like turn the video off
Starting point is 00:37:07 or do you keep watching because you're like, ew? I keep watching, but I just, you remind me of like the special needs kids in school. You just feel bad for them. You just want to go home. Damn.
Starting point is 00:37:27 Sarah, is this because I said you sounded like you're a fib? The fuck. Jesus. Christ. I mean, that's fine, I could not have said it better myself. How do they feel? Are they still dirty? No, they're better now. See, the problem is the problem is that we finally figured out how to accurately describe how you go about life, you know? You know what? Here's the deal with these glasses and them not being clean. Is I have a, I have a nice facial moisturizer that I use every day, but then that gets on my hands and then I touch my glasses and
Starting point is 00:38:04 do you need a cloth or you're good? Is that a glasses wiping cloth? Oh, I'll be damned. This is micro. So what this is, Sarah, is basically I just need to, that's another thing I got to keep in my pocket. And it's a pain in the ass. So I'm just going to have dirty glasses. So let's just all.
Starting point is 00:38:24 No. Whoa, this is a whole lot better. Wow. You know, I can see the little. Do you think I'm a hard enough time keeping track in my glasses? I'm not going to keep track of a sleeve. I get one every time.
Starting point is 00:38:38 There's a sleeve. Every time I get new glasses. I don't know where it is. I care about... I'm talking about your shirt sleeves. Oh. I like this segment. I like to say what else does Charlie need to fix?
Starting point is 00:38:53 Yeah. Do I look dirty? I love Charlie. guys. What's the? Brighten my day, but. Are you saying that he's, what's the, on the peanuts, the Charlie Bound Peanuts?
Starting point is 00:39:04 What's the one kid? Pig pen. Yeah. Do you think I smell? No. Do I look smelly to you? No. The irony of it all is that my glasses are dirty because I'm so squeaky clean.
Starting point is 00:39:19 Nice, nice save, Charlie. Yeah. I don't know about that. It's my facial moisturizer that's getting on it. Well, maybe tone it. back a little bit. Have you seen this face? It needs a lot of moisture. Okay. I'm trying to look nice and young for you, Sarah. Oh, well, we did see you a few years back when you went to Mall of America. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you guys don't know if you know this, but I did a gig at the Mall of America. Did you? Yeah, because my career is on the up and up.
Starting point is 00:39:50 Tell you that right now. Yeah, you have not. Is doing a gig at Mall of America not a step up in the comedy? Oh, it's a step up. Miles. You have not made it in comedy until you're doing jokes next to a rainforest cafe. I'll tell you that right now. If you can see a Nordstrom rack from your stage, you are in like Flint. You're going to make it. You're going to be the next stage show.
Starting point is 00:40:14 Is this next to Legoland? Not far. A few different levels, though. Okay, got it. How was the show? It was good. And you know, afterwards, we were walking through by the merch and we thought we saw you there, Miles. We're like, is that the you bet you guy?
Starting point is 00:40:34 It's just another. But overweight. But it must have been somebody else. You kind of got one of those faces. So sweaty guy wearing a car heart sweatshirt black hair, black beer. Yep. You can find one of me in about every small town across the Midwest. You know.
Starting point is 00:40:53 That's true. That's true. I wasn't out there. I would be caught dead at a Barron's Mall of America show. Yeah. Miles waits for me to come to Fargo. I can't believe you just roasted me so hard about my glasses. I mean, that's the worst roast you've ever endured on this podcast.
Starting point is 00:41:15 I mean, people are getting a little too brash with their honesty on this thing. I'm just trying to help you out. Help me out with what? I think just saying. Hey, you should clean your glasses so you can see clear. Would have been enough for him to do it. Yeah. I mean, you didn't have to call.
Starting point is 00:41:32 They can't be good for your eyes. You didn't have to say that he has Down syndrome. Okay. Okay. I did not say that. Listen, listen. Even if I did, it's a good deal, all right? It's not a bad thing.
Starting point is 00:41:44 And the glasses, let me tell you that much. These glasses came with a little wiper deal. Okay. And that little wiper deal was in a little hard case. Now, if I could remember where that hard case was, these would be clean. But sometimes when you clean it with your shirt, it just, it just wipes it around, you know? And also, it's- You need a wife, Charlie.
Starting point is 00:42:10 The wife can keep track of your stuff for you. He tried that once. Well, I know. Sorry about that. I didn't mean to turn the conversation that way. I know how you feel. You brought it up, not me. Well, sorry.
Starting point is 00:42:24 Even if I get a wife, I guarantee you they're not going to take time to clean my glasses. That's not going to, that's not sort of a long-term plan. You're frustrated over here trying to make a reservation. And imagine if you're cleaning O'Ryan's glasses all the time. You know, Sarah, come on now. No, I don't clean his glasses. I don't touch his. Why?
Starting point is 00:42:51 Are they dirty? Does he have dirty glasses? No, he wears contacts usually. Okay. I think we found the problem in this relationship, Sarah. I think you're hypercritical. Give Ryan a break. And let's move forward.
Starting point is 00:43:05 I'll admit I can be kind of a closet Karen at times. Oh. I'll admit it. I'll admit it. What's your worst Karen moment you've ever had? Oh. Well, what comes to mind is. Okay.
Starting point is 00:43:24 So there's another story. A few months back, we were driving along one of the highways in our area, and there was this kid out there with his BB gun shooting at wild turkeys off the highway towards like the direction of traffic. So I told my husband, because he was driving, I said, this kid is out here on the side of the road. He stops. I get out.
Starting point is 00:43:49 I was like, what are you doing? I just like laid into this little kid. I was like, you cannot be out here. First of all, do you have a hunting license? It's not even turkey season. You know? Yeah. How old was you?
Starting point is 00:44:03 And this looks, I don't know, like maybe 10. Okay. Okay. Okay. Like, he shouldn't have even been on the side of the highway for Christ's sakes. Yeah. And what did the kid do? He was just like, well, my dad told me I could do it.
Starting point is 00:44:19 I'm like, well, your dad's wrong. In this situation, I usually like to say, not my circus, not my monkeys. Yeah. Oh, but when she's looking at my glasses, it all of a sudden becomes your monkey, huh, Miles? I didn't know. I thought it was going to be that his response is he just started firing at you and you had to run and jump in the car. What was that? I thought he was going to shoot over at you. It's never good to confront someone with a gun like that if you really think about it.
Starting point is 00:44:50 That is a big Karen move. Have you gone full, Karen? You got the little swoop across the front with the short back. My haircut? Yeah. My hair is not doing that great. Do you have a Karen haircut? No, not yet.
Starting point is 00:45:12 I had chemo two years ago. So you're kind of rowing it back. growing the Karen cut back then. Yeah. You're growing into it. There you go. So does the chemo successful? How are you doing?
Starting point is 00:45:29 Yeah, I'm good. Hell yeah. Congratulations. Congratulations. Yeah. And I think that's wonderful. And I'd feel guilty now talking about how you sound like a fib. But fortunately, you roasted.
Starting point is 00:45:50 me harder than I've been roasted in a long time, so I don't feel guilty about anything. No, I feel bad, Charlie. You should, actually. You really, you should. I was just giving you a tip, but then I guess I took it too far. Sorry. A tip, you know I'm sensitive. You know, I'm sensitive.
Starting point is 00:46:08 No, I, listen, in all honesty, Sarah, don't feel bad about that. I do have a question about the chemo. Yeah. So you lost all of your hair? Yeah. were eyebrows eyelashes were you a wig gal or did you just rock it I did a wig for a while until the chemo put me in like menopause and I was like screw it I'll just let her what I got to do yeah letter buck what uh style wig did you go with do you go with the Karen wig
Starting point is 00:46:38 or no oh no I had it pretty longer you know similar to what my normal hair would look like so. So I'm curious about the process of getting a wig when you're losing your hair. Like, do you get to go in and like pick a style and they make it for you? Or you just like, you get one off the rack, you know? It depends where you go. I mean, there's like places where you can have them like completely custom made. And then there's other places that just already have them like already made. Nice. You just try them on. So. Did you go with, uh, did you try any? wild style at any point?
Starting point is 00:47:20 Are you thinking of maybe doing that? Yeah, it's like, you know, every time you go shopping. Oh, you, you, I'm not like bald anymore. It all, it came back. It's just, it's like, uh, it used to be yet. Yeah, it'll get there though. Think about the opportunity, Charlie. You can kind of have, uh, you could get multiple wigs and have like different
Starting point is 00:47:40 personalities, you know, like, oh, vacation Sarah. Yeah. It's got a different hairdo than. work Sarah, you know, or at home, Sarah. Oh, yeah. I mean, Ryan's probably like, yeah, blonde and brunette. Yeah, that could really spice up the, spice up the bedroom a little bit. Get a bunch of, you know, different wigs and.
Starting point is 00:48:02 Yeah. Yeah. Miles, you're always looking on the positive side of life, you know. I had it. He in our, on a little stand in our little linen closet in our bathroom. Uh-huh. And my husband told me a few weeks ago, he's like, I get creeped out every time I open the closet. Could you just put it away somewhere? Like, ha ha. Yes. It looks like a little,
Starting point is 00:48:25 little, uh, hair, uh, had a hair looking back at him. Yeah. Three foot tall person. Did he ever try it on? Cause if my wife, I would have tried it on for sure. Oh. I mean, I don't want to sound mean, but his head is like, kind of bigger than mine. Ah, okay. It went to fit him. Okay. Why didn't you say I don't want to sound mean before you told me to close me to. my glasses, huh? Okay. Hindsight. Maybe I should have. Sorry. Hindsight. I'm talking about
Starting point is 00:48:55 foresight right now. Four eyes. No, I'm just kidding. Sorry, Sarah. I'm just, let me say sorry to you. It's really not a big deal. I'm just... No, no, no. It's fine. Well, it's been great, Sarah. Do you have anything else you'd like to get off your chest about Charlie? Yeah. We let you go. No, Sarah, honestly, do you? What else? Because I got other.
Starting point is 00:49:17 things I can work on. No, you guys just keep doing what you're doing. I enjoy your podcasts. Well, we appreciate you for listening and calling in today. This is great. You have a good day, Sarah. Hey, watch out for deer and little kids shooting at turkeys, okay? I know.
Starting point is 00:49:37 You got to watch out for that. Jeez, who knew? And if you see one, you get out there and you yell real loud at them. Oh, the closet Karen will come out. All right, Sarah. we appreciate thanks my glasses are clean now because of you um
Starting point is 00:49:53 oh that was fun that turned into a little bit of a tough call for you well no it wasn't it wasn't that tough I mean she was just being honest which I appreciate and I like that we've created a podcast where our listeners can be honest with us yeah right I feel like they're more honest with me than you
Starting point is 00:50:12 you know I'd like a few more calling and giving you some honest feedback I would like that Mr. Perfect over here, you know. You said it, not me. Take him a caller. Let's do it. Andrew. How are you doing, Charlie?
Starting point is 00:50:29 How are you doing? Pretty good, you know, can't complain. How are you guys doing? We're doing pretty guys darn good. And word on the street is your rock and roller, man. Yes, sir. That would be true. It would be true.
Starting point is 00:50:43 Cool. What's the name of your band? So the band is called Beyond Olson Rock. party and short for burp. Burp. Beyond Ultimate Rock Party. Dude, that's awesome. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:59 Decide before I got even got into the band, but I stuck with it because I like burp. Burp. Are you guys on Facebook, Instagram? Yeah, we have a Facebook page. We're in the basically the St. Louis
Starting point is 00:51:15 metro area doing covers of 80 rock, 80 to rock songs around there. Dude, awesome. Yeah, it's kind of funny. I'm the youngest one and everyone else is twice my age. And you came up with the name for burp there. Oh, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:51:31 Everything was the site. I just came there and played some bass. Oh, okay, got it. You're slapping the bass. Yeah. Yeah, slap into bass, as you call it. Yeah. Slap into bass, man.
Starting point is 00:51:40 Are you a slap bass kind of player? Are you more of a picker or are you more of a kind of guy? More of a slapper myself. I picked it up three years ago. But after I heard some red hot chili peppers, I can't stop slapping, you know. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:57 You can't stop. He's a flea man. So how old are you? 21. Okay. So you're a 21 year old playing in the 80s rock cover band. This is, that's right. That's right.
Starting point is 00:52:08 And give me the name again, burned beyond ultimate rock band. Rock party. Beyond alternate rock party. All right. We're just looking you up. that would be barb, burb and not. Oh,
Starting point is 00:52:21 yeah. Barb. Um, you know, I like to be honest with the people that call in. I'm not. I like burp much better than beyond real ultimate. Beyond ultimate rock party.
Starting point is 00:52:35 Where they got 127 followers. All right. Following four people. Beyond ultimate rock party. I'm not in love with the name. I think I can get behind burp. I would probably drop. I would just be burp and drop beyond ultimate.
Starting point is 00:52:48 it rock party. I just have to go burp. It's more fun that way. Yeah. Yeah. That's cool. I mean, oh,
Starting point is 00:52:55 and then your logo is burp like the dare logo. So that definitely. They have two lows and they have another one that was AI generated as well. Yeah. Is that accurate? Yeah, my, that's the right one. Yeah, my guitar player,
Starting point is 00:53:11 he likes to have fun with AI. Yeah. No, that's, that's well worth it right there. So why'd you call in today? What do you what are you looking to talk about? Well, I figured, you know, Charlie's probably more on my, my alley for this one, but
Starting point is 00:53:25 my last might have an experience. So I just had my second gig ever with the bands. I'm trying to see like, like, I should have stage presence or how I should be like a performer because I get up there. I'm like, I need to be more than just a stale face and, you know, be able to rock out a little bit, but give in to the audience a little bit. I figure, you know, with you touring all over the country, you know, doing your comedy shows, you know a little bit about stage presence and how to, you know, get, you know, live it
Starting point is 00:53:53 up a little bit. Yeah, yeah. Well, first of all, are you the guy in the backwards hat with the long hair? Rocking that black base? Okay. So you got a little good little groove going, you know, kind of some power thrusts going. Yeah, you're, you're going to want to keep pumping that base up there on stage, you know? Oh, you weren't a wife beater as well. No, that's, yeah, that was a mistake. No, no, I think that's good. I think that's good. Is that a wife? Oh, wow, full on wife.
Starting point is 00:54:21 I was too busy looking at the hit. I don't think that was a mistake. I think you own that. Yeah, would you want? Yeah, okay. Look, in a band, bands, like, it's tough. What do you know about flee?
Starting point is 00:54:33 Other than that he plays the bass? I just watch a few documentaries and I like watching the music videos. Yeah, but you know what he looks like, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, because he's got his own distinctions. style. You need a you need a hook and a crutch, it's what they call it. Okay. You need something that makes you always unique, something identifiable. So when people come see you again, they're like, oh, I like that guy in the white beater, you know, because they're not going to know your name.
Starting point is 00:55:01 And they could say the bassist, but not everybody knows which one's a base, which one's a regular guitar. So I think, right, right. I think every single show, you go out in that wife beater. That's why. Can you get a tattoo? Oh, I've got tattoos my arms. It's probably too dark to see. I was going to say, Charlie, that would be the opposite of unique. Everyone in a band has tattoos. I'm just saying would go with the style, Miles.
Starting point is 00:55:27 I'm crafting the whole style here. Okay, this wife beater is the, what do you call the, the, like, crown jewel of the style of the pal. You know what I mean? This is what we're trying to accentuate is the wife beater, okay? and the way you do that is have everything, you know, there to support it as sort of the... So what I'm saying is I'm looking at your left bicep there. There's a lot of good real estate for a tattoo, you know? Yeah, that's okay.
Starting point is 00:55:58 Yeah. So what do you think for tattoos then? Definitely you're going to have to get a burp tattoo. There's nothing cooler than getting a tattoo of your own band. That's very funny. He's done two gigs. He's already talking, getting a tattoo of the band. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:13 Absolutely. You got commit to it. Well, so I have a question. Do you have any bass solos in any of the songs? Yeah, we play a, I guess I play a late. We play a can't stop by the right hot chili peppers. I'll play that as a little bass solo. We love shack.
Starting point is 00:56:31 There's a little bass solo in there. Just a few songs here and there. I don't like the attention too much. So I like to let it be someone else. So I think what I think it's fine if you don't like the attention all the time. but when you do, when you are highlighted in those bass solos, that's when you really need to make it count. Yeah. You know, it's like a good, a good movie always has a comic relief character that they don't use very sparingly that really hits hard when they do say something.
Starting point is 00:57:01 Yeah. So you need to view yourself as I have these three moments throughout the show where I'm just going to blow the faces off the people that are listening to the music. I like it. I like what you're going with their miles. I like that. And I think you don't need to do it all in one day. You know, you start off building. Like, do you have any, are you a good dancer?
Starting point is 00:57:25 You know, I can line dance. That's about it. Dude, line dance while you're playing the base. I've never seen that before. Yeah, that'd be a hell of a thing. Yeah. Get the crowd doing the line dance while you're doing the bass solo. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:41 Yeah, I got my girlfriend. she always wants line dance songs so I'll have to add to the set list yeah that's that's really good you just start like doing the line dance yourself even if it's off beat to what you're playing you know almost have your yeah or like just not uh coherent it'll be on beat but not coherent with what you're playing you know um get the crowd going though yeah does that make sense so it's gonna like if you do a line dance to red hot chili peppers that'll look off but almost often a way it would be like juxtaposition you know it's it's like a cool like different deal and but make sure that white beater's there we want the white beater we want that burp tattoo yep and what's got it
Starting point is 00:58:26 and what's your favorite fish fish I'm not going to lie to okay I want you to go fishing first fish you catch that's your next tattoo because you're gonna you got a lot of room on those big biceps there Andrew and I'm not coming on to you I'm just stating facts I don't know I'm not bothered sorry I think have you ever watched a sum 41 music video
Starting point is 00:58:54 not okay well that's what you when you hang up this call I want you to go watch the music video for a song called Into Deep by Sum 41 and they do a move where they take the guitar and they spin it
Starting point is 00:59:10 all the way around their body and ends up going basically around their shoulders and neck and comes back to the center. And if you can pull that move off, the crowd's going to, let's just say the men are going to be rock hard and the women are going to be feeling something is all I'm saying. Yeah. The crowd's going to care for. Oh, yeah. And now, Miles, as a stage guy, I'm going to add on to that, that he can only do that if he has a wireless kit on his base.
Starting point is 00:59:39 Are you a wireless there? Oh, yeah, fully wireless. I can walk around the entire gig. Okay, then that's your second moment. So first moment, you're going to wow the crowd with the line dance and then you end it with a big bass spin. Then the next time you're going to walk throughout the crowd playing the bass, kind of like if you, you're pretty young. So maybe you haven't seen it. But you got to watch Anchorman when he's at the club.
Starting point is 01:00:05 And the guy asked him to play some jazz flute. And he starts walking around the restaurant, maybe get up on some tables. do some of that. Yeah, they love that. And can I also say with that wife beater on, people are going to be putting some dollar bills in that wife beer. So you're going to want to put that in the dryer, the washer, and the dryer before you go.
Starting point is 01:00:29 You want an extra tight. You want it. Okay. Extra tight. Yeah. And then, you know, you could also do a move where, obviously with consent, you take the base, put it around a gal and or maybe just, I forgot he has a girlfriend.
Starting point is 01:00:46 Yeah, yeah. Put it around your girlfriend and play the base around her. Yeah, yeah. You guys do a little dance while you're playing it. Yeah, that'll be good. And then, then like she's going to, she's going to really mark her territory, you know, because at this point, she's going to be spent a whole hour being jealous of all the gals in the bar. You know, you're just cougar bait up there.
Starting point is 01:01:09 and she's getting jealous of all these gals. So it's kind of a nice thing for her. You know, she can, she can sort of mark her territory right there. Piss on the fire hydrant, you know what I mean? And I think for the final moment where maybe you got another bass solo, I think you, let's say your base solo lasts,
Starting point is 01:01:29 you know, about 20, 25 seconds. I need you to multiply that by at least like four to five to six times. Mm-hmm. and just stay committed into it for a really long one and pull out all the stops. Your bandmates might not love it, but the crowd's going to love it. Just when they think it's winding down, crank it back up again. Right.
Starting point is 01:01:54 Just continuous. Yeah, it's like a false end, you know, like, it's like, it's like a false end, you know, like, do, do, down. and then and then and the na na na and
Starting point is 01:02:04 da da and and and then what we want to do is we want to get it to the point
Starting point is 01:02:12 where like you're pissing off your drummer so much that he's like he gets past the point
Starting point is 01:02:18 of being pissed and gets back into it and you know before you do this you're going to want to take out
Starting point is 01:02:23 your in ears so that they can't tell you to wrap it up yeah yeah yeah right
Starting point is 01:02:28 just stop listen to everyone else yes yeah and it looks so cool when you take out the in-ears too. Are you, do you sing as well? No, not quite.
Starting point is 01:02:39 I don't have the voice of an angel, more of a squeaky car. Yeah, we want you to try too. Okay. Because everyone loves a basis that sings. I just thought of this, Charlie. Yeah. You could do like a, eh, oh, hey, oh, I just thought of that. That was, could just do it.
Starting point is 01:02:58 And they can echo, echo back. to you. That would... Okay. And then they like coming, you want to go home. Oh, you want to do Deo. Yeah. Dale.
Starting point is 01:03:10 Dale. They like coming. You want to go home. Bump, don't. And then if you don't know the words, just... Just play the bass. Yeah. Just find your way through it.
Starting point is 01:03:25 But if you keep this up, man, you're going to be the next Nicky Six. Okay. I like sound of that. So, yeah. Just don't, don't, you know, you're going to skyrocket right now, Andrew, and you take care of yourself, okay? Yeah. Keep your nose clean. The air is thin up there and you might get a little altitude sickness.
Starting point is 01:03:49 We want you to be prepared for that. We do. And don't let this go to your head. You're going to get pretty famous pretty quick, especially if you keep rocking that white beater, you know, just. Just keep counting your blessings. Don't go cheating on your girlfriend. All right. I can't do that.
Starting point is 01:04:06 Don't kill me. Yep. Don't do drugs, just or hard drugs and just keep it in there, okay? Okay. We'll do it. I appreciate it, fellas. Yeah. But great style choices, man.
Starting point is 01:04:22 Appreciate it. Yep. Well, we appreciate it. First time call it, a long time listener. I love the show. I've been listened to it for years now. Oh, thank you, Andrew. Hey, that means a lot.
Starting point is 01:04:31 It really means you a lot. I appreciate it. Well, I'm trying to paint outside right now, I guess, make it pretty easy. Oh, you're out painting? Yeah, I work for like a subcontractor and paying these houses or these paying exterior doors on these million-dollar houses right now. Where do you live? I live in Fenton. It's about 20 minutes south of the city.
Starting point is 01:04:55 Funny enough, a few years ago on you, you betcha you did a bar takeover in Fenton. Oh, yeah. A few minutes from my house. The F bag. I didn't know which town you were talking about. Yeah. We went to the F bag. We drove 12 hours with a trailer.
Starting point is 01:05:11 It's the whole thing. And it was about 95 degrees at the bar where you did it outside. And I was just sucking a hind tit the whole time. Oh, man. Was this when you were. This was early on. This was early miles. It was a lot of fun.
Starting point is 01:05:26 It was a lot of fun. I bet it was. We would just travel around and, uh, do live podcasts at bars. I mean, those were the days, weren't they? I mean, geez, if we could only do that now. It was me, Ryan, and my wife. That was it.
Starting point is 01:05:42 Oh, God. Wow. Really? Wow, that was early on. Yeah. I think actually we probably posted the live podcast. So next time you're on the treadmill, Charlie, just pop the Fed and F big you bitch a radio episode into your earbuds. I'd love to. Yeah, that's a great idea.
Starting point is 01:06:00 Because you're an avid listener of you bet your radio. I listen to every episode, dude. Every episode. As I am the cripes cat, which I'm a little upset that that's, you know. That's, it's been back on for two months, Miles. I know. I'm a little upset that it's back on. It hasn't been back on for two months, Miles.
Starting point is 01:06:18 I know. I know that's why I'm upset. I originally, I was confused there for a sec because I was like, wow, it's not back on. Andrew, you'll see about me and Miles is that we support each other. We believe in supporting. Mm-hmm. you know i loved when you interviewed that one person on that one episode of crapescats yeah no that was good and i what do you think of our last episode where we talked about that
Starting point is 01:06:39 thing on you bet your radio oh you mean that blue collar thing yeah yeah no that was really good with the bar and the family yeah it was pretty awesome i laughed super hard um but um Andrew yes sir do you have anything you want buy seller trade Uh, maybe another base. You know, I just got a new one. I'm probably going to get another one and then another one. It's just, you know, collection ads. So you're looking for a buy end or a trade.
Starting point is 01:07:13 Yeah. Perhaps. Yeah. All right. What's your dream base? Put it out there. Maybe someone's got it. Oh, I like sting raised by the music man.
Starting point is 01:07:23 It's one of the first early on bass has made a really nice one. Perhaps one flea played maybe. I'm lucky, but I'm a little broke. Please, a long-time listener, so we'll see what we can do. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, I appreciate that. All right, well, if you're considering getting a tattoo and you need some money,
Starting point is 01:07:44 maybe we'll sponsor a bellied-up tattoo. What do you think, Miles? Sure. I'll get a bellied-up tattoo. How much that sponsorship costs? Yeah, I don't know. I get an entire arm sleeve of bellied-up. Wow.
Starting point is 01:07:58 So you would get Charlie and I's face. on your arm. 100% no. Really? No consequences. No second thoughts. Nothing.
Starting point is 01:08:07 Oh my God. Andrew. You are 21, aren't you? Yeah. Dude, I got second thoughts for that for you. I got third thoughts. I'm in a contract right now. I do it.
Starting point is 01:08:17 I, that is unreal. But I think what he thinks is this is going to be a monthly reoccurring sponsorship. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We're looking for a one-time investment. Yeah. We could.
Starting point is 01:08:29 I don't know, man. honestly, do you see that bicep mouse? If he definitely could fit my face for sure. There's not a lot of biceps out there that can fit my face. But yeah. Yeah, that could be good advertising for us. Andrew, we'll circle back with you on that. How does that sound?
Starting point is 01:08:46 Okay. Sounds good. Sounds good. All right. Let me consult with my partner over here and see what we can work out. Every guy has to read out to my guys. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:56 Yep. Yeah. But congrats and let us know when you make. make it to Milwaukee. I'd love to come check you out and let Miles know when you're in Fargo. He'll be there for certain. See Burp live. For sure. We'll do. Appreciate it. You bet, man. You bet. You'd be good now, okay? Have a good one. All right. We'll see you. I would. That's just, for me, like, that guy's living my dream. I'd love to be able to be a musician.
Starting point is 01:09:26 Right? I just, I just would love it. To hit all those stages. I mean, you saw him. I'll how cool that lifestyle must be. Well, just even just being able to play music in front of a crown and it not suck. Sounds awesome. I mean, and to it's the nice thing is I will say some people like for a cover band, some people are like, oh, they, they're doing good covers to make that money, you know. And the covers are really good, usually. You know, I haven't heard burp, to be honest.
Starting point is 01:10:00 I know they got great stuff. But I mean, like, that's what brings a room together. You get a whole room singing some banging white snake tunes. Just singing songs that get white people turned. That's what their whole band is. It's pretty much it. Yeah. Little guns and roses, dude.
Starting point is 01:10:23 Every rose has its thorn. They said they play Love Shack. That really gets people going out of wedding. Oh, my God. if you've ever spent to a white person wedding. And they don't play Love Shack. What a shame.
Starting point is 01:10:36 The machinery dances come out at Love Shack. You know, the uncle starts firing up the lawnmower during that song. Mm-hmm. You know. Well, is that it, Jared? All right, guys.
Starting point is 01:10:48 Well, thanks for tune in to another episode of Bellied Up Podcast. Have a good one. And remember to what, Charlie? I always tip your bartender. We'll see you show. Okay. You guys have a good one.
Starting point is 01:11:03 Goodbye now. Oudaloo.

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