Berner Phone - Alex Cooper Goes To Hell: Part II

Episode Date: October 27, 2020

Alex opens up about her biggest sexual turn offs, how she learned about her body, queefing, her biggest insecurities, what she spends all her money on, if she would ever get married, her long term career plans, why she doesn’t want to date celebrities, and what she doesn’t share with the public. GET TIX TO MY VIRTUAL FRIENDSGIVING COMEDY SHOW HERE: https://onlocationlive.com/hannahberner--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Suck my clit. All of you. Uh-huh. Welcome to Burning Hell. They tried to get rid of us. They couldn't. We're back. We're stronger than ever.

We are on our two, part two of Alex Cooper, in the depths of hell. It's about to get even more intense. It feels like a presidential debate, except I'm the moderator. You're just debating your own thoughts, and there are no flies. Wait, I kind of love this. Alex for president. AC 2020.

Okay, it's about to get hot because the gigglers and daddy gang sent me a ton of very invasive questions to ask you, and we're going to get into that. But real quick, housekeeping note, I have my first virtual live comedy show, November 18th called Friendsgiving. I'm getting all my favorite. hilarious comedy friends on with me the link is in the description 10 dollar tickets sign up for that it's also in my Instagram bio friends giving let's get into these questions what is your biggest sexual turn off if a guy ever acts kind of like a baby like um no no not that he's doing that in

but you know when guys can get mushy when they're in love and like if you do a baby voice then they do it back to you and they're like I just want to and I'm like oh yeah no no I can never see you again And so then I can't fuck them ever again. And I've had, like, guys that are really masculine. And, like, aka that professional ex-boyfriend do it. And I was like, the world sees you on a very different stage than I see you right now. And I, like, can't fathom you now, like, being a man and fucking me. But I guess also in the bedroom, if you're asking more in the bedroom, I would say when a guy,

it's really just when a guy goes in and you know he's coming to get his nut. And I'm like, why are you flipping me around 900 times? And, like, you haven't, like, you're not even fucking me. You're just fucking a whole. And I know I am a whole. but I would like to be maybe like sauced up a little like let's get my whole little lubed up instead of like shoving it in me

so I think when guys are just like kind of black you know when they're like blacking out and they're like oh oh oh and I'm like hey come on so down it's so easy for you to for a second stop and like it helps them not come as fast like I forget what it's called but it's when like a guy kind of takes a break a little like right before he's about to come yeah like edging and it makes his orgasm better

and like this and I told you this on Caller Daddy it's like when he looks at you like he wants you so bad that is so hot not when he looks like he's in his own head and if he's performing well and if he's struggling and he's fighting his like demons from the past of like past trauma he's like sword fighting up there and I'm like baby let's like slow it down also if a guy can't eat me out and he thinks he can eat me out which that is another issue with my axe I was like bro stop it you are like ham sandwiching like sloppy like and I'm like you are disgusting and I'm never going to come in his head he's like she fucking loves my magic tongue literally I'm like yo disgust yeah disgusting we we talked about the ABC DFGs is not a thing no and like also ever

girl likes different things so if you come in all confident just doing some whack-ass job it's such a turn off be like did you like that did you like that like let's talk when did you first realize you enjoyed sex like was it masturbating was it like a certain dude that like just did it right because I feel like it it wasn't natural for me to first be like yeah this is great no excuse me when i was having sex in high school i was like i wonder when this is gonna end i know because when you listen to your podcast you're like these girls are living a life of orgasms yeah yeah and it's so glamorous and i wish i could have like the sexual drive of alx cooper's labia yeah but no i think um i think in high school i was kind of like i was in love with this dude that was just such a bad boy and like

I was enjoying it just because I was enjoying having him. I don't think I truly really started enjoying sex until college. And I think that it was a little bit of both. I think that when I really started to masturbate and like get to know my own vagina. And like I was like, oh, I love my pussy. Like, this is great. I think that's when I really started then going into having sex and being like, I'm going to get in here and twirl on this dick because I'm just having the time of my

fucking life over here. And it just was kind of a mix of the two. I also do think that I've been very fortunate with the men I think it would shock people if they really truly knew my body count, which don't even ask me because I'm not going to tell you. But I think they would shock people that I haven't had so many crazy partners. It's more that the partners that I have had, I have been so close with that it's allowed me to really have amazing sex. Like I am, I'm not usually going in fucking random dudes. so a lot of the men know my body, I know their body, and then inherently we're like figuring it out and having great sacks.

Yeah, and that takes trust. So when you hear a crazy story, don't try it on like some random guy you just met that night. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's how it ends bad. Most embarrassing experience you've ever had in bed. When I was younger and I didn't understand what a goddamn quief was and I was just like not moving like silent like staring blinking at him like what do we do who did that what was that the trauma that ensued from that I was like I will never recover I just blew air in his face like yo what was that and I think it was actually me turning positions

from getting fucked doggy to like flipping on my back and I it was just like a poof like oh wow and I was like no and I'm like in my mind I'm like I swear I didn't fart and then after that I remember it was so amazing because that was when I was fucking this dude that was 13 years older than me and he was like baby that is so fucking hot and then after that moment I was like wait yeah the thought of queffing is actually hot because it means you're so wet and he's penetrating you so much that there's air pockets and then after that that's what I told the daddy gang I'm like every time you queef you look at a man in his eyes and you go baby that's how I know you're fucking me right so you take all it's like this is amazing but in the time I was like

yo who farted also low key it feels kind of good it's some kind of release it's It does. No, it kind of does. It fucking does. It's amazing. I kind of like it. I like love it. Is there such a thing as like too long in bed? Like what's your time where you're like, okay, like, I feel like guys like to show how long they can go, but at some point you're like, I'm good, baby. Okay. So I think that like I've had situations like if there's no lube involved, because like I do like to have long sex, but I do think that like if there's no lube involved at some point, naturally your vagina is not going to self lubricate for that long. So I. I do like to have long. So I do like to have long. think that if I can have loom involved I could I like to go different rounds like I would rather him like come deep not just fast but like decently fast we have a minute then we get back at it but I can't have long sex with a guy that's not going to make me come that's obviously so like if I find the right guy I guess too long would be like this sounds stupid to say like 45 fucking minutes but like if you're having really great sex and you're like really like and I'm talking about like foreplay into teasing into licking into dick sucking into like getting skull fucked

into turn me around all those things adding up like you could go but past it like 45 minutes to an hour it's like I need a break my back hurts yeah and when there's just a repetitiveness to it that's when it's like honey switch something up because I can't do the same thing for more than two minutes but I'm not having 45 minutes X don't get me wrong like all the time like I'm totally good with like a quickie that like if he eats my pussy and then we're like fucking in like two positions and it's like 15 minutes and we're in and out i'm like that was great like i could i can fuck with short time periods because i'm like sometimes it's like super intense and short and you're just like what do we just get hit with like whoa

like i'm gonna pass out i'm sweating so much that was amazing yeah sometimes those are way better i've also been getting an insane response on my instagram from the episode um the red wedding on call her daddy go check it out when i said the only way i can orgasm right now is with my legs straight so many women are saying that's the same for them and I they said something about like when you can clench your ass and you could clench your legs it's actually like a really strong orgasm but that I have to practice in different positions by myself with my legs bent because I think when I masturbate I am like laying with my legs straight and that's how I just that's the only way I can do it in my head so it's like fucking like training for a Olympic marathon marathon that's a good

that's good advice you should you should masturbate the way I said I did in the FaceTime sex like get on your knees and watch yourself in your fucking phone bitch all of a sudden you're like whoa I'm hot okay this is my favorite one my boyfriend doesn't eat my ass how do I get him to be open-minded about it sit on his fucking face while he's sleeping and wake that bitch up with the smell of your asshole no um good morning baby after mexican I don't dude that's awful I mean I'm paranoid about like farting all the time but recently i heard something that made me feel better because i'm a gassy person that the person who loves you is actually going to love like all your sense it's like how you kind of

low-key like your body odor it's true they're gonna low-key like your sense but i'm still scared of like a guy just like tasting poop no i agree i think that if your boyfriend loves you and is sexually into you then he will not say no to anything you just have to be like baby like i really really really like when you eat me out and I want to try it like why don't we start with ass play like if you've had anal before he'll definitely eat your ass you'd have to be like why don't we like talk more about ass play I think the more that you can explore with your partner the more that you're going to be connected so it's like baby I think this would be so fucking hot and offer to eat his ass fucking too men love it how do you overcome your fear of eating their ass asking for

a friend you don't you just go in you go head first Hannah you dive into the fucking pool Ed, what if it tastes nasty? You fucking, you get through it, bitch. What you have to do is, like, you have to, like, be in your mindset that this is hot for them. And if it's hot for them, then it's going to turn you on because then he's going to be 10 times more turned on. And then he's going to want to fuck you 10 times harder. So, like, everything that maybe you have to push yourself a little bit sexually to do to please your partner, it will technically come back full circle because he'll be more turned on and then he'll come fuck you better.

Shout out, anyone who's ever said that Alexander Cooper was not amazing for women. and not a sex whisperer can fucking listen to this episode because she's changing lives here suck my clip all of you uh-huh um okay what this is a funny one why do you think three guys are okay with dating you at the same time wait did you say why do you think can i be honest yeah I really think the pussy is bombed, but the mental game is even more bomb. I know it's fucked up, but like, I just know, like, I just, I mean, this is why I have the fucking show. It's cocky, but I'm like, when I know, if I can connect with a guy and he can go there depth-wise, I'm pretty, like, confident that, like, there's not a lot of bitches that, like, give them the conversations I give them.

And in turn, it makes them emotionally fall in love. And so I think that when I tell them, listen, in order for us to work, we can't rush into this. It's healthy to see other people. And if we end up being together, that literally means it was meant to be because we didn't just rush into it. And like, trust and believe there are so many comments they make being like, well, why don't you go talk to door number three about that? Like obviously you talk about how door number three and like, oh, door number three is meet, met your parents, voila. There's like, there's like annoying shit that I have to deal with. But at the end of the day. I'm like, okay, so what do you want to do? Stop talking. And then he looks at me

terrified and he's like, well, no, I just think it's, and I'm like, okay, so just, you kind of have to just dismiss them. And every time they talk, you're just like, what are you talking about? Like, you literally, because then they get annoyed, but what are they going to do? Then if you give them the ultimatum, okay, so what do you want to do? You want to stop talking to me. You never give the option. Well, I'm going to stop talking to him. It's like, okay, well, fine. If this doesn't work for you, that's fine. It's like, think about how you are with your best, best friend. You are not always on your best behavior. Like, you know, like that friend you like kind of just met like I feel like me and you were getting like we were first

just like polite to each other and now we're like more real but like when you first meet someone your best behavior you will like do things you're kind of uncomfortable with to like make sure they're happy that is you need to get to your like you're being a brat like be a brat like be a real self and these dudes if they're into you will fucking like you more because you're true it's your X factor like no one could be a bitch like I can be a bitch no one and this is the thing girls listening because I know people always say this like do the men that you date follow you on instagram and see you talking about one of them and the other one's like what the fuck yes they do of course but well i do have it easy because i'll be like

it's for the show but then like obviously i'm like it's not actually for the show it's real life bitch getting used to it but what i can say to women is like giving off the the vibe that like no you should be okay with me and tell him you can fuck other girls too there's no issue here that to a man psychology wise kind of fucks them up even more and makes them like you even more because they're like why is she okay with me fucking other girls and she's fucking other guys like this is fucked up well like i feeling like you don't need him it's so good it's so good because at the end of the day even i think that right person that you end up with you never need them never and if you feel like you need a dude you've convinced yourself in some psych psychological thing that you like need him for happiness

which you don't it's more like some dude is just enhancing your shit you're that's such a good point Hannah I said that to the guy that I'm seeing the other day because he was pissing me off and I was like let me just be very clear I don't need you I want you and I wanting me wanting you can change very fucking quickly so get in line bitch and also when guys fall they fall harder than girls so much harder so like once you have them it's like you want to be respectful of each other but you also need to set your boundaries and like if he's pissing you off you have to tell him and if that pushes him away he's the wrong dude i gave a guy chlamydia and he liked me more from a different dude dude it's like scary you kind of think you're going to die if you don't really know what it is and then they're like you just take this pill shut up you'll be fine you're like oh that's cool i can get it again it'll be all good yes i'm trying to like this fix the stigma of chlamydia um but yeah you should have safe sex anyway um but make clemedia cool again it's totally fine if you have clemydia it's totally fun it just means that you're having a good

time boom with lacrosse boys raw boning raw boning lacrosse boys that you never speak to again because his teeth were weird in the morning ew yeah i didn't like his smile anyway speaking of physical features what is your current biggest physical insecurity this is this is hard like i just feel hmm my biggest insecurity i mean i think whenever i do break out i can't speak to people because I can't think about anything other than the goddamn pimple, like, occupying the real estate on my head. And when people are looking at you, you're like, I can tell they're fucking look at my pimple. Yeah, I'm like, just stop it. I know it's disgusting.

We'll handle it when I get home. I saw your thing with two faith. I will literally start every conversation. You're being like, I know I have a pimple right here. And now let's continue. I want to, like, put Band-Aids on it and be like, I fucked up my face. Shut up. I think it, I honestly think it's like when I get to, like, I know it doesn't look like it.

So everyone, please don't come from me. But, like, when I don't work out and I've been eating. bad. I'm just kind of like soft. You know your body. Yes. And so I've been an athlete so I know how I can be so toned and I'm annoyed with myself that I've let myself not work out because I know it's like these are your prime years bitch. Like you should be walking around naked 24-7. Why aren't you working out? So I guess it's just like not having myself be at my best is probably my biggest insecurity. Like I give myself anxiety like why don't you work out? And then I'm like, why don't want to? And then I'm like, it's just a constant struggle. I think everyone goes through.

but I do think anyone listening because I know people are going to be like maybe annoyed with the answer I gave I think when you do we have been at one point in our lives which I don't think a lot of people have other than athletes that are like at the highest level we have had our bodies in the best shape of our lives

so I compare yourself yeah I'm jealous of my old self no I am it's so fucked up but like I know what my body I know what my ass can look like when I do a certain amount of squats and I'm not doing it so it makes me feel insecure like why am i not pushing myself to get back there but i just i don't know

because i have a fucking show and i'm stressed and i stressy shut up also your job is now sitting down yeah no one can see me really it just has to be like what does my face look like no one actually knows truly what alks cooper looks like in person maybe she really is packing downstairs and i edit all of my photos you'll never know you'll never know you'll never know what is your biggest like emotional insecurity about yourself what do you hate about yourself oh god um i think i have a really hard time letting people in it's something i'm talking about in therapy where like i always joke like and say that i'm like a sufferer i like to suffer alone and i have this really weird complex where i think that nobody wants to hear about anyone's issues really like you really don't care about everyone's

narcissists and no one really gives a fuck so when i'm going through hard things i tend to like self-isolate and deal with it on my own and i think that when people meet me i want to know that i could progress in a relationship with them but like i know also like here we go again like will i be able to open up to this person and so it's immediately when it's i mean in relationships i definitely like guys are always like i can't really get a read like how are you feeling um i don't know if that's i guess my that is my biggest emotional insecurity though that like i i guess it's a good thing and a bad thing that I'm protective of myself but sometimes it gets annoying like let someone else be there for you like try it well I think sports when a coach is like how are you feeling before the game

even if you're nervous you're sore you're tired you have to be like I'm good we're ready to go yeah and you treat it so like I've been working on being in touch with my feelings and crying more crying I like could work on more I think like we should have like a weekly schedule to make sure we No, like literally. Wait, what's your big emotional insecurity? Oh my gosh. Oh my God. You turned it on me. People who don't like me say I talk too much or that I'm like annoying. That's like, people say that about me too. And I'm like, shut up. No, I'm not. I'm fucking amazing. I'm like talking is like what I love to do. Yeah. That's what I want to do. Even when I was little like people would say I'd giggle too much. So like like created the giggly squad or like. So it's the kind of thing where oh, people don't like that about me. Well, that's what I'm going to do for a living. And you'll have to hear my

everywhere you go. Dude, that's a, no, but straight up, like, Hannah, like, I get that. I didn't even think about that. I get that all the time. And I think it used to bother me when people were like, dude, shut the fuck up. You're so annoying. But now I'm like getting paid to talk for a living. So like, I'm like, no, no, no, shut up. Like, my mouth is worth more than you. And any girl in middle school who was told they're loud and annoying is now, like, actually really funny. It's so true. And so true. And entertaining. Because women are taught to not take up space. So like, I, I, I just love taking up space and when I see people be like no you can't you shouldn't do that or put the microphone down or or you're so vulgar why do you curse and then it's like oh if I was a guy would

you tell me I talk to me right no never it's so annoying yeah I think when people say that you're annoying I do I do get it where people are like you're really annoying but I also think that's just people that are like really like miserable with themselves but also when people like me they don't think I'm yeah they're like you're hilarious you're seeing me through your lens of your life experiences maybe i remind you of your aunt sally who like has the same accent as me or something i don't you go sally it's your issue it's the truth it is that it's call sally and work out your shit and leave me alone people that say that people are annoying and too loud those are the people that have never been told they're hilarious so on our spectrum it's either annoying but then you also get the like you are

literally the funniest person in the room yeah instead of me shutting up and not being told that i'm funny and i light up a room i'd rather be loud and get the occasional Hannah's annoying me too i can't it's also it's always people who like want to be funnier than you and they're just miserable it's it's never a shy person shy people are always like oh we love that you bring out a side of us yes yes yes yes so true that's why i love shy people i love going up to them being like i know you have thoughts and i'll get them out of you no literally because i won't i'll talk to you all fucking night until you talk it's so true no that's a good point um not to like go on a feminist ramp but do you think that if your podcast if you were a guy that you would have gotten the hate that you got for the barstool drama?

Well, I think yes and no. I do think being at barstool, they have a very specific model. So let's say that the part in my take guys wanted to leave. I do think there would be an uprising as well just because Dave would be like, I gave you the platform, you were nobody's, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So I do think that would stay the same of like the loyalty to Barstool and why do you think you can leave if you're in contract. I do think there would have been an issue.

I do think that the terminology that was being used was very, very sexist because, like we said, the greedy, no, it's not greedy. It's never, it's never too greedy to ask for more fucking money when you're making a company so many millions of dollars that it would shock the world. And then on the top of the merch that makes almost more than the pot. It's like there's just a lot of money involved and I want to be a fucking multi-millionaire by the time that I'm 26, sue me. Oh, I love that you went there because I want to know, like, what's your goal here?

Like, do you have a specific manifestation you're trying to get? Yeah. But I'm not going to say it on this podcast, but what I can tell you is, like, I have for the past few months been essentially concocting something for Call Her Daddy that I think will be iconic in the industry. And I think that the way that I'm going to, I think I could single-handedly change the podcasting industry. with like an idea that I'm trying to manifest

with regard to the Collar Daddy brand. And I think that that is why. So that's why it goes back to me saying, I'm too smart for this shit to be like, I don't know if I want the IP. It's like, that's not a question. Like in my mind, I see the goal and I see where I could take this brand.

And I fucking love it. I love what I do. I wake up every day. Work is not work. This is my life. Like, this is what I breathe. People in my past used to be like, but you want to work on the weekend.

and like I want to go on vacation and I'm like there is no vacation there is literally for the next couple years of my life I'm grinding until I am so fucking satisfied where my career is and so I don't take vacations and when I'm on vacation I'm fucking working so it's like for me you you get to a point in your career where you have to get rid of people that don't have the same work ethic as you or else it's not going to fucking work because you can't have anyone standing in your way especially in entertainment when you have a goal and you want to achieve it anyone around you that's just noise you need to get rid of it oh fuck yeah so if you went to a psychic what would you want to know about your future oh hannah what would i want to know

the thing is is like i kind of don't want to know in a fucked up way i feel like a lot of shit like my life is truly something that i the shit that happens to me i always say it on my show i truly believe people think i make half the shit up that happens to me so i think i wouldn't want to know because it's how I live my life. Shit happens to me 24-7, romantic relationships, friendships, my everyday life that I'm like, how is this real? So I don't want to know anything, but I would like to know like around what time am I going to have a child. So do you want a family? Yeah. And I didn't think I wanted that for a little bit. Really? When? I think when I was in college and shit, which I guess is normal because I just was like, I have so much to accomplish. And now I think that I'm

looking at my life, I know that I, it will just bring me so much joy having children and the way that my parents get to watch me and my siblings, how we're thriving and succeeding. I want to have like a mini me be doing that. And so I think and also like your values change when you get older. I'm like, okay, I have success and I'll have money, but like what's next? And I want people to share that with because it is a very isolating career and it is hard to trust people. So I think like having my own family is like very important to me. So I do want it. I just want. I actually got a lot of DMs asking, does Alex want to get married? Does she want a family? And I think that, listen, I understand that the brand in the beginning, it was like the thought of either of us getting

married. It was like, that's not even a concept. But I think that for me specifically, I never really saw it because the men in my life that I've chosen in the past, having this career wasn't even an option to like then be getting married to a man like those that I was dating. But now I have a man in my life that like who knows if it will if I'll get married to him it will break up in a month but he's the first guy in my life that is like you are the most talented woman I have ever fucking dated and it is the hottest fucking thing watching you every fucking week do something better than anyone on the fucking charts right now and it's the hottest fucking thing and I'm over here like oh wow I really could have a relationship where a man allows me to be the boss ass bitch that I am and

thrive and also have time for a relationship and kids and a family. And, like, I don't have to quit my shit just because I have a fucking kid. You don't have to dim your light. You don't have to work on proving yourself. It's someone who just sees you for you and, like, knows that this is just the beginning. So true. It's very formal because this is a presidential debate moderation. It's time to play our final game, The Seven Deadly Sins.

We're on an hour 30, but this is a breeze for us. This is a breeze. I could keep going. You're, like, actually waking up right now. No, I'm, like, finally, like, seeing, like, not dark spots. I'm like, whoa, hello. Okay, what did I say this? I'm going to regret this whole thing.

I'm like, what did I just tell everyone in the world? Like, fuck. No, it's good. I think it's a good side to show myself. Hell, yeah, you've been great. It's time to play our final game, the Seven Deadly Sins. Seven Deadly Sins. What are you greedy about?

I'm greedy about my time. So you say no to people? Yeah. I didn't when I was young like I had a hard time doing it I was talking about this with Lauren because she was like stressing about her time and I was like just say no and she's like I can't I've gotten very greedy about my time because I have I only have so much energy to give the show takes a lot out of me so like I mentally need a lot of downtime being an extrovert I'm also a huge introvert I need my downtime I need to recharge so I'm yeah I'm greedy about my time

but my thing is as someone who's pushed themselves like in sports I feel like Like, I can push myself. So when someone asked me, I'm like, you could do it. Like, I know you don't want to, but you can do it. So I don't know when to, like, respect myself. No, it's hard. I get what you're saying. And I don't know really where that changed for me.

I think it was starting this show. It's not me being a bitch. It's really just having to take care of myself. But I'm like, no, I need to learn how to, like, put limits on shit. In general, not just Instagram. Who are you envious of? Or who do you look up to? who am I envious of?

I can't say on Instagram I'm envious of anyone because I don't believe anything I fucking see. Like I just I feel and maybe this is fucked up to say but like as hard as I have some days like really down days like I really am just trying to every day live my best fucking life. And I don't really focus on anyone else's shit. So to be envious of someone it means that like I'm wanting something that I don't that they have that I don't. And like I don't really feel that way. Yeah, you don't get jealous when you're in alignment with what you want. is like your body saying like I want that yeah do you have like an icon or like a mentor or someone that you looked up to growing up that's an interesting question I was thinking about that actually

the other day I think my mom had asked me that and I was like I know this sucks as an answer but I kind of don't believe in mentors with regard to the entertainment industry because if you have a mentor it means that you're trying to essentially you're putting limits kind of on it because you're watching what they did and you're trying to do it and you're not allowing for like error or different ways that you could potentially go like you're just watching them and trying to do what they're doing and i don't want to do what anyone has ever done i want to do everything that i do i want it to never have been done before so it's like that's why i do not listen to podcasts i'll listen to this one maybe like a little bit and then i'll be like i need to turn this off because i'm going to cry um i only listen to my own podcast i do not listen to other podcasts because i never want my content to be influenced by anyone other than my own brain we're like exactly this boom like 100% or people would be like who's your favorite tennis player and I'm like literally I wanted to be me people to say that I was like me and like if you try to be like other people it's so limiting and I really feel like just how you're like I can't tell you what my big goal is but like it's there people are seeing you right now thinking what you've done is the greatest thing ever so like you've actually

like are reaching for the stars and like hit a moon or whatever the like corny quote is so it's like reach for ridiculous amounts i never ask people what their like five-year plan is because that's just restricting the whole podcast industry could be changed by elks cooper tomorrow i'm getting goosebumps and i might have to shift my whole plan right literally live each day challenging yourself not limiting yourself in any way and break up with guys who are bad at going down on you anyway what are you gluttonous about or like what's your guilty pleasure please look behind me hoodies i i didn't want to call your ass out but like who's clothes are those But you only wear the same, like, two outfits all week.

Well, I only, like, film and some. But, like, I technically will wear, like, seven different hoodies a day. There's something about them that just have taken over my life. No, I think, what am I gluttonous? But I literally think it would be, like, I have an addiction to buying hoodies and then never wearing some of them. But I... Where do you like shopping? Like, where's your go-to?

That's a really good. I was about to be such an asshole. I'm like, barcelports. dot com slash call her daddy's tour no yes the swag is so good i'm not gonna lie i think that there listen there have been things that i put out in the past that i'm like that is that wasn't as good qualities i wanted but i do have to say lorne has been wearing i only wear my sweatpants now on because i like took so long because i was like listen if there's one thing that alice cooper is going to perfect

it will be a hoodie and sweat like that's what i live in so i've been wearing but i think like sweat and then i just buy so many and then it gets to the point where it's like you don't need this but i'm i'm not it's like how many black t-shirts can i I think it's weird because I think, okay, I'll be honest, making more money now, I only spend my money really on, I want to live somewhere that is so healthy for my mental, like, state. Yes. I want to ball out on rent, and that is more important to me than getting a Chanel bag. Like, it's way more important.

Yes. So I go in on, like, where I live, so my surroundings, and then I never, like, don't ball out on, like, what I'm ordering for food. I think, like, order whatever you want. And then my clothing bill definitely ramps up, but it's not on the clothing that anyone would think a girl is buying. It's what you see behind me. Boom. When was the last time you were a sloth?

So like a lazy piece of shit. Like when do you know when you have to give yourself off days? Okay. So like my schedule, like here you go, Daddy Gang. Here's the insight. Sunday night, I start to have my mental breakdown. I thought we were going to start a little positive. Sunday night, it begins.

So Sunday night, I try to begin manifesting what the, what it's going to look like, what my intro will look like what the episode is going to look like. Monday, I'll record Tuesday and edit. And then Tuesday, I edit to the point that my brain is going to blow up. And then I do not sleep. I pull all nighters from Tuesday to Wednesday, even if I finish early because I sit up and I refresh and refresh and refresh to see what people are saying about the episode. and then the sun rises. And so I pulled it on lighter. So Wednesdays, I'm a zombie, and I just have therapy.

And I try to take Wednesdays to myself to just be like, you didn't sleep. You have therapy. Lay down, bitch. And then Thursday, the process begins of, like, thinking, manifesting, what would it be? I try to take off and get, like, all my other shit done, like, merch stuff and, like, work and, and, like, have business meetings and talk about, like, who are my guests and my travels. And then I try to take off a little bit of time there. And then I get back into it and start another episode.

I love that you just gave us your week. So if you guys were wondering where I am, like that's where I'll be, but most of it is literally me sitting in my home trying to concoct what is the next caller daddy episode and let me tell you those brainstorm sessions put me over the fucking edge. And I'm going to say, I've been on at least like a hundred podcasts. I've guessed it on and I've never dealt with someone who was so meticulous and passionate about each episode than you. So like when people are like, do you understand like why?

it's so popular and I'm like yeah it's different like her process is different than other people's I appreciate that I think that it's hard I think for a while I tried to not show people that because I wanted it to seem effortless and it's oh like so friends just talking about dick but it the truth is is that when people say like why do you only do one a week my answer is call her daddy is like an HBO show that you watch once a fucking week and you indulgent it is not a sitcom that you're like oh i'll listen on a watch on monday but then oh i miss the thursday episode this is like the content you think is so fun for you to listen to the thought that goes into this show it consumes my life and i love it but it is like 24 fucking 7 and i think the fact that you

gave me the privilege to come on and be a guest like has been such a big compliment and i think it actually like took my career to another level that makes me so happy i hate to say that but like I've been grinding on my own and stuff but you you kind of gave me this like little stamp of approval um in just like the industry that like if hannah could guess on call her daddy like she's doing something right yeah that makes me so happy hannah because i think like i i do think i can recognize talent but it's very specific and when i saw you i knew

the way that you are in podcasting like i don't even know i don't i wouldn't even call myself an expert i'm really trying to do something people don't do you're an expert at what you you specifically yeah like i'm sitting here i'm like am i doing this right like i hope i'm not boring people like i'm not talking super fast and doing all my different well you're never a guess i don't know how to be so but i do think that like seeing you it was cool to watch your show rise on the charts after you came on it gave me such joy to know that like you helped me out too i am every week trying to figure out how to make this show perfect and you came in and you fucking killed it and my fans were like yo like this girl and you are dope together and so I was happy to see you it was cool I was

nervous I went in basically being like I'm gonna try my fucking best I'm to bring my A game obviously it helped that we have natural chemistry but I was like fully expecting for people to be like she's not as pretty as Sophia and we hate her and I was just gonna be like it's stress inducing to come also it's a fucking podcast right no it is stress inducing I think the dad gang is very aggressive and if they don't like something oh trust you like trust me they let me know they're like Alex never again and so picking guests has been hard and I think that like I want to integrate diversity and I want to have gay straight lesbian by black white pink whatever the fuck but it is like I think people don't understand how hard it is to podcast and get in a

groove with someone they think that it's it's just going to sound like it does every week and I as the producer of the show has to have to make sure no i know what it's like when i'm sitting down with this person you all get the final product but is this going to be yes so it's very hard to find guests and i'm like some things are harder to get to that final product yeah yeah to find that with us it's hard because we talk so long that i'm like so i have a part two here we go that's like sitting down i was looking at all the questions i've gotten and i was like i'm not going to not ask these questions because i'm like frothing at the mouth so i'm like let's fucking do a part two just like she does no straight up here it's fun when i saw you like when i looked

at like your videos and stuff i thought maybe i was just being like oh i like her but i didn't realize i subconsciously i meant like i knew i'd get along with you yeah yeah i honestly had no idea why i was so drawn to reach out to you but i just remember being like there's something that's like it was random rando i thought it was a bot you're like Alex cooper is not deemming me sliding in right now i'm like yeah i am also how it happened is you DMs me from caller daddy's account and I couldn't for some reason it wouldn't let me do it for my personal I was like it was so weird you were like I'm so sorry I I wasn't working my personal but like I would love to talk about having you want like have a face time like brainstormed some

ideas and then I didn't hear from you for like a week and I was like it was a joke like if someone was on the account they were just like messaging random people dude I was in the thick of trying to you have to realize like I did my funeral episode yeah I had one week like I straight up did my YouTube video and went down into my parents basement after that and started recording the funeral I had no time to be like what is the show gonna be so I thought I did I haven't had a chance to stop and be like what do I want the show to be because every week I've just been going since so when I when I messaged you I never went back into the caller daddy DMs because I was like got to go do my next show and then obviously it worked it worked out and I also deep down

was like I'm not going to force her to come up burning and help because she doesn't do interviews but if I got her on I was like the people would see a side to her that like I see yeah I know I'm like fuck I want this like I want to like now do this on call her daddy I just don't know it's not really the content and I feel like that's a little nars I do think if I come on again we could like we can we could have like a well I'll give the daddy gang a little heads up because maybe there will be um the 100th episode is coming out on after the week of the 21st that I come back from my trip oh my god I wish we could have a party the person that I'm having on on the 100th episode is going to shock people and I think people are

going to be like I never thought that this person would come on my show and so I think it's going to be amazing and I think hopefully we'll be able to do something like this where I will really get into a side of myself that no one has ever seen okay we are getting such good tea I'm loving it so much. I also think that when you got solo, I was like, I was so excited for you. And I also think that the show is going to evolve.

Yeah. The show is always going to evolve. That's how it's like how relationships evolve. And I think that the show is like reality TV to me where you're, but it's also super like insightful and you give a lot of great advice. But people are also itching like with us. They're like what's happening with the relationship. So like if you could start getting some people you've spoken about to like come in,

like that shit would be fine. is wild i think it is so crazy that it's kind of become inherently didn't even mean to do it but like podcasting making it a reality show it's almost that you it's your life it's your crazy fucking life would you ever do a form of reality show i don't think i'll like Alex cooper in new york city i don't think i would because i think the day i did that i would have to stop the podcast because then I really would lose it. Like I'm I'm selling my soul so hard on this show. Yeah. And to then go and do reality TV, I just don't think it's for me. I have a lot of respect for it, but I just don't think. Interesting. Interesting. We'll see. We'll see in a couple of years. You're like,

you don't know that yet, bitch. I mean, what if it was like following your life with the pod for millions of dollars? You're the star. It's just like I, I, well, you already do it on your vlog i know but i pick and choose when i do it i think like it's different to have a camera crew in your face and and really having to like kind of sell your life for a second and i think especially because you're on a show where it's about a bunch of people if it was just about me yes i'm just it's different i kind of don't want to totally sell my soul and be like i'm doing all of this the podcast is enough for me right now it really does take a lot like you're saying you'd feel like you'd give too much of your personal and it would be like what do i have for myself i'd be too involved in

trying to show the world who I am I'd be like where what what am I what what's going on like how do I have time to like nurture my own relationships if I'm trying to exploit them 24 seven on a show and like a podcast it's too much it sounds like it's funny because I actually texted des my boy toy who's very smart and like in the industry for a while and I said to him I said let me know if you have any good questions for Alex and the first thing he says is have you made a conscious decision to hold any part of your life back from public consumption yeah and this is you clearly having kind of some healthy boundaries with yourself it's weird because i think it is hard i try to show as much as i can on the internet and my podcast but the truth is

that it is hard but there is a lot that people don't fully know about me and who knows maybe i would exploit that part of myself eventually but for right now the amount that i'm giving people i think is a shit ton and so behind the scenes yeah i do have um i have managed to i think I also owe it to my parents. Like I think I was raised in the most normal middle class family of two parents that love each other. And so like I do, I'm not a kid that came into this. It's like, yo, like I am like I came from nothing and like I don't have a family and

like I was living on the streets. Like I went to Catholic school. Like I went to church every Sunday when I was younger. Like we had family dinners where we had to hold hands and say grace together. Like that's how I was raised. I just people asked me would you do reality TV and I love that we went down the journey together. No, I think it's a good question.

And I also think that I am in control, but I do think that it definitely is scary. You get to a point where you're like, well, am I taking it too far. There have been things that I have done that I am like, oh, was that a little too far, like involving people? Like you have to know the boundary of when you're trying to create content. You do exploit a lot. So you have to really try to make sure that you don't cross boundaries. But boundaries will be crossed inherently. But I could see, I'm trying to manifest, like I love documentaries about like powerful women, like

the Taylor Swift documentary, the Lady Gaga documentary. I could see, like, you fucking up this industry and, like, one day, like, there's a sick doc about, like, your day-to-day. Oh, my God. What you're really like. Dude, that would be fucking sick. I'm not opposed. Okay.

We're just having fun. We're having fun. Trying to take over the world. You have to surround yourself with people, though, that have, like, big ideas. Like, that's just, like, my favorite friendships. I agree. I agree. I agree.

I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. were like crazier than me no i agree i think that like you are very you like i know we're not like we don't know each other so well but i feel like through this process you and i have been talking more about shit than maybe a lot of friends do but i feel like you're we're getting to know each other and i do have to say you're definitely a woman i love it that like hypes other people up and you've

been such like a good friend to me in the industry because i don't know that many people shockingly as much as i have this show it's like i don't really talk to a lot of people i don't integrate myself into the community because i try to just stay like doing my own thing, which I know you want me to, like, switch up and, like, come to the comedy clubs. We'll see. We'll see when Corona, you know, if it ever dies out. But, I mean, Corona dies. Anyway, if there's a vaccine.

But I do think that I, like, hate networking and being fake with people. So, like, when you have an authentic connection with someone in the industry, and I think me and you have a lot of similarities in different ways where, like, sometimes you lose friendships because you're just doing such different things. Like, you'll see with your career, like, some people are just like, I don't understand what you're doing and like i can't respect it and you're just like okay no it's true then you just got to move the fuck on because you can't you can't stop your shit for someone that doesn't get it when was the last time you let your pride or your ego get in the way of something this is the

hardest one my ego man it really does something to me sometimes with regard to my relationship with slim shady there's i swear i'm going to write a book on what truly happened to me there are things that happened in that relationship that are so fucked up and so dark that I would never wish on my worst enemy that happened to me and put me at the lowest point in my entire life and I remember my parents picking me up like so when you have someone that has people around them and them doing that to you my ego was like I have the biggest podcast almost in the world right now if you for a fucking second think that i'm not going to talk about this fucking man on my podcast and exploit him a little bit here because of what he did to me that definitely is something i've had to work on because it's like it is a great power that i have with this show with great power i know i know and so i kind of have had moments where i'm like i got to check myself but i'm not going to lie like his best friend that i just called

on my show, Bozo, pretty sure, like, his fucking wedding is, like, fucked up right now because I, like, talked about it kind of on my podcast. The things that that kid did to me are so disturbing that I don't feel bad because they injected themselves into my life recently. And so I just talked about it on my show because, like, I'm a third party. Why are you coming at me? I'm going to talk about it on my show. You've come to me before and I talked about it. Why are people still coming to me? You know I'm going to talk about you on my fucking show. Why? Why? I'm like, why? This poor girl, but I'm like, why are you coming to me? You know I'm going to talk about my show so I think my ego I at times get a little too revved up because and sometimes I think it hurts

me because people don't know the full story so they'll look at me like oh Alex is being like a bitch but I'm like if you knew what these people did to me you would be cheering in the background but daddy gang is like pretty fucking supportive of me and they're like and I think when they know you like they read between the line yeah sometimes the burning hell listeners the little devils right no they're like you didn't say it but I know that that dude pissed you up right this or this yeah and I think this whole situation was past like a pissed off situation this was like serious serious serious issues where like parents were getting involved and like lawyers and like it was really dark how do you get out of those dark places dude my mom like she's the best and she literally picks me up when

i'm on the ground and like she's the smartest woman i've ever met in my life it's funny because my mom is that right like i actually when i was like 26 i had to have a mom moment where I was like I can't ask my mom for everything and I have to just trust my gut because it was like affecting her at some point where like I'd get anxiety and she was anxious because she was so responsible for me and people would just see me they didn't realize my mom was behind everything no straight up my mom and I are like we're kind of like this like brilliant little duo and I'm like everything I'm doing really also should have like featuring Lori Cooper because that woman is like co-signing I send my mom my intros every week she's the only person that

hears them every week now because I don't have anyone that helps me with the show and I don't trust anyone and my mom will call me and be like it could have been better you could redo it it could be better and that is the relationship I have with her and it's like pretty it's the most beautiful relationship I have in my life I'm going to cry shout it to Lori and Lenore and for letting us come out of your vagina totally last question of seven deadly students I can't believe this two hours now when it's when was the last time you lusted over someone but we know you're like seeing someone right now so i'd rather do who's your celebrity crush this sucks because i wish i had a good answer and every time i get anxiety when i see people ask that on a show

because i don't know mine and everyone's like oh i know this right off the top of my head he's my background i don't have one i like even when you were little who was the first guy you were like oh he's fucking oh i think i was like weirdly obsessed with johnny death and the weird thing is is I fell in love with him in Edward Cisorhands. So I don't know what that says about me. Dude, like, that's, like, really weird. Like, it was literally that movie that, like, got me going. And I'm like, what does that say about me?

You're, like, guys who are sad and fucked up. No, literally. I really think Johnny Depp is, like, some type of fucking hot. Um, I mean, I hate to say the young Brad Pitt obviously fucking does it for me. And I... Do you like blondes or burnettes? You're all over the place. Dark.

I like darker, but, like, I mean, Brad is just Brad. But no, Johnny Depp, I think. I like a guy with, like, not tattoos, only if he's, like, really rich. Sorry, I'm going to say it. But, like, if you're like, I'm sorry, sorry. But if you're, like, kind of like a fucking loser. If you're spending your rent money on your tabs, get out of my face. But, like, I do.

That's, like, Johnny with, like, the, like, the, like, scruff and, like, the dark. I like that's kind of what my new guy was like. But I do think when you're dating celebrity guys, it's hard because you fight the idea that people have of him with your reality of him sitting on the couch with you. I don't want to date. a celebrity i tried that and i'm like not doing that anymore i like a guy like that's in the industry that gets it but like has a private life like the guy i'm dating right now i'm in love getting married oh love it wait what kind of ring do you want i have no idea i've actually never thought

about that i don't know when people talk about certain cuts i'm like i don't know what that is i just wanted to like look big and nice i don't know i have no idea i don't that's what i think people think i'm super superficial and like all that shit i'm like i don't even know what kind of ring i'm want i don't even i don't know i don't want a big wedding i want it to be so small i want nobody to know i got married so to wrap this up my god we have gone on such a journey together it's been two weeks holy shit what advice would you give to the little devils and the daddy gang on how to cope with their hell when you're in the darkness when you're at the bottom what can people do to like see the light again and they can't call lorry because they can't call

Lori. You don't have a Lori. I think speaking from personal experiences is it sounds dark, but like be in the hell and be in the darkness. Like cry. Listen to sad music. Like be so depressed. Like embrace how you're feeling. Because the more you embrace it, you slowly don't even realize, but you're then coping with it. And then eventually what's going to happen is one day you're like I've cried enough this is fucking boring at this point let's lift ourselves the fuck up and get outside and put on some fucking makeup and like get it going if you try to run from the darkness and you try to run from what you're really truly feeling it then last 10 times fucking longer like you will carry that

sadness and it gets heavier and heavier yes and that shit is not fucking healthy and so it's like don't be don't feel bad to embrace it and cry and have those nights where you're like eating like shit and you're just like embracing it because those are the nights if you fully lean into it then it's like like I said then you're like okay how many more nights can I do this and you have to just like pick yourself up eventually but embrace it I would say Alex you've been through so much hell and you've come out okay I can't wait to see where the fuck you go I'm so fortunate that you took the time to come on my podcast because I'm just like a random bitch in the world and I feel like you've given such great insight from sex to your personal

upbringing to your mental health and um you're the fucking best if you don't listen to call her daddy you must be under a rock but you better fucking subscribe right now Alex what where else can people follow watch just buy yeah you guys can just go to my Instagram it's Alexandra Cooper go to call her daddy's instagram just call her daddy and then whether you listen on iTunes Spotify wherever you listen go listen to caller daddy it's a time it's a fucking full blown time and you'll definitely laugh or cringe both are great or cry who knows or get horny and start masturbating thanks for coming to hell and I'll talk to you guys later bye