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Hi, it's Hannah Burner.
And Des Bishop.
Thanks for calling the burner phone.
If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast.
Hello, little dialers.
We are back in action.
And we have a fun little episode today because we are using your guys' knowledge to benefit our lives, which I guess is kind of like every pod.
yeah but you know
it's it's a very
nostalgic episode
because we love
because we put out
the prompt which was
what is your favorite
old movie from before
yeah but the funny thing is that you said old movie right
yeah and in my mind
I thought every you know
because we have a broad age
variation between our listeners
you know I thought
every generation an old movie
would be different but actually we got a lot
more old movies like as in like really old like black and white yeah like like and then a lot of
people who gave movies that i would consider the correct recommendation for this episode were like
i'm not sure this is old but it's like it's 20 years ago yeah oh god someone said like everything
everything feels like it's the year 2000 and then before that is before like we don't count
these last 20 years at all i know
You know, because at the end of the day, 2004 is 20 years ago.
Ah!
You know, so.
Oh, geez.
And, like, in the 80s, in 1984, a movie from 20 years ago was 1964, you know?
So, like, to me, a movie from 1964 was ancient.
Well, guys.
When I was a kid.
Life flies by.
That's what they say.
But I have to say that this has been, for me, the most fun I had going through the prompts.
Wow.
Because, you know, there were some movies that I,
either hadn't seen or I hadn't seen in so long,
I went and watched the trailers.
Oh my God.
I'm very nostalgic.
Can I tell you that I was crying earlier?
Because I did this early this morning.
I woke up with jet lag.
And when we get to it, I'll tell you the movie,
I was literally crying.
Tears pouring down my face here,
watching the trailer.
You're more of a movie crier than me.
Oh, but if you, well, I asked you already this morning
and when we get to it,
you haven't seen this movie but like if you don't cry at this movie like you need to be committed
to an institution i don't like crying in movies i'm like i'm just trying to have a good day
and next thing you know movies making me upset i don't like to feel my feelings unless it's pure
joy and happiness i do have to say i have to let everyone know i'm actually not that good
with movies i feel like i haven't seen a lot of movies yes but i also want to point out that 50% of
the time on this podcast, you say, I don't really have a lot to say on this topic. And then you have
an incredible amount to say on the topic. You like to do that at the beginning. I know. I think
I'm under promise over deliver. That's my strategy. Can I contradict us here? I want to start
with somebody who sent in not a criticism of the prompt, but sort of criticism of the topic,
which I think is a nice energy to begin the podcast. Yes. This isn't, uh,
Um, really an answer to the prompt. I just want to say that I hate. I hate when this topic comes up in conversations and people are like, oh my gosh, you haven't watched that. Oh my God, you haven't never. How can you ever have lived your life up to this point without having watched that movie? I'm like, yeah, there are a million movies out there. What's your, like I don't get it. And it pisses me off. And it's not like I'm ever going to have the time to watch every single movie. And we all have different preferences. So.
And I don't know, it just pisses me off
when this topic comes up in conversation
and I was kind of mad that this was the prompt this week.
But you know what though?
That's so valid.
But here's my other thing about that
when somebody goes, oh my God, how have you not seen this movie?
And I'm always like, oh my God, I have to see that movie?
And then every time I sit down and go, what was that movie?
I can't fucking remember.
No, never.
You got to write it into your notes.
Oh, but there's two types of people in this world.
The person when they go, have you seen this movie
and you lie?
And you just say yes.
Yeah, but then you get jammed up.
the conversation.
Well, and they're like, yeah, what was that the third scene?
What happened in the third scene?
Yeah, or like, you know, they talk about the big moment.
Oh, they'll be like, and then when everyone died and you're like, okay.
Yeah, but, you know, the thing is that what I think will be good about this episode,
because, well, it's already been like this for me, and I think the listener will get the same.
I have a lot of movies that I haven't seen that I want to see because of this.
Well, I do have to say, the summer's upon us, and for the summer, we want to lounge.
You know, we want to lie down, watch some nice movies, relax.
and me and you are guilty of being that couple that's like there's nothing to watch there's nothing to watch there's nothing that's all done and especially with amazon we finish Netflix we finished Amazon we finish Max there's a big back catalog and you like even when you're on a delta flight you see all these old movies like I know if I started watching when I'd be into it but I can't I just for some reason I have this resistance to clicking the button yeah I feel like you need something like this is the thing that kind of breaks through the resistance and goes yes click on that yeah well they say word of mouth is the best way to you
convince people to do something now i said to you that i you said what's my movie and i said i think
your movie's in here and i tell me tell me if i'm wrong i'm gonna this is what i think would have
been your movie okay okay um mean girls i don't know if it's considered old it's like 20 years
old if 20 is considered old i'm 23 like fuck but okay still i don't think a lot of people
maybe like younger than me
have like seen Mean Girls
the 20, 2004 one.
I think it's just like really important.
The jokes,
the...
It's just very important.
I think before going to high school
and college, everyone should have to go
and see Mean Girls.
Like if I ever have kids
going to be one of the first movies I showed on my turn 13
or honestly before, I don't know.
I'm not a parent.
Um, but yeah, Mean Girls, bye.
Wait, I'm obsessed with him.
Okay, Des chose this because there was a moment when I said to you, have you seen Mean Girls?
And he was like, no.
No, I've seen Mean Girls.
Oh, you were like, yeah, kind of, like, a while ago.
I've seen Mean Girls, but, like, only once and, like, it's not my quotable movie.
And, like, I, but the thing with, I don't even think that I quote Mean Girls.
It's become larger than Mean Girls.
It's just like...
I feel like mean girls
is a big cultural touchstone
for your generation
and I think actually
probably for women in general
probably even women of my generation
because I was in my 20s
when that came out
I mean that was a big movie
I think I went to the movies
to see that
Blackout on TV
Paige came up to me at a party
and said
How many boyfriends can you have
and I quoted Mean Girls
Blackout and said
The Limit does not exist
So it's yeah
It was so powerful.
Actually, our school had to sit down all the girls after this movie came out after a couple
weeks because all the girls started being like, I want to have a click.
Like, it actually kind of backfired because all the girls wanted to like name their own clicks.
And they were like, guys, we're not doing this click bullshit.
But like, that's also just high school and people figuring their stuff out.
But like we had to have the same thing that happened in the movie, we had to have at our school
where they had to sit down all the girls.
And we're like, can you guys stop being like, main.
to each other.
And do you think that the term mean girls, which is bandied about a lot these days, was it as
No, it created the term.
It created the term mean, you know what it is?
It's less about like the details of the movie, the plot.
It was, it became culturally significant, especially to just like every woman's life.
And every, everything is quotable from it.
And I said, I mean, May 3rd, every year on May 3rd, you see people go,
What's the date? May 3rd.
It's when she's obsessed with the guy in front of her,
and she's just asking him different questions,
and he turns, and he goes, May 3rd.
The best thing, she has a crush on Aaron Samuels,
and then the hot girl starts dating him, of course,
and she can tell that Lindsay Lohan likes him,
and she goes, don't you think his hair looks sexy push back?
Tell him his hair looks sexy push back.
So those are things that we quote all the time,
like if someone just goes like this,
I go, your hair looks sexy pushback.
Like these
It's part of who you are
It's part of who I am
But I would argue
It's not my favorite movie
Right
It's just
A
A serious cultural
Part of my life
But it's a movie that needs to be seen
A hundred percent
I love how he's like
When I have a kid
For my unborn child
They have to watch it
They have to watch this
But there is a
There's a dubious morality
Right?
Because in the end
Lindsay Lohen's character
Also becomes
Well yeah
So then while she's infiltrate
the group she becomes one of the mean I'm getting chills there's a lot there's a lot going on
in mean girls a lot going on it's spectacular I remember the iconic movie but you know what sucks
when you're so passionate about a movie or even just a YouTube video and you want someone to watch it
you're like so obsessed with their experience of watching it you like can't enjoy it and then they
never seem to enjoy it the way you want them to enjoy it why is that just the way it is you can't
put that pressure on people I mean we've had those experiences
experiences together. Now, I want to play this one because this, to my surprise, was the one that
came through the most. This is the movie amongst Berthaphone listeners that came through
the most as the movie that must be watched or re-watched. Here we go. Hey, Hannah and Des. One of my
favorite movies to show people, and they haven't seen it before, is when Harry met Sally.
if only because so many rom-com inventions came from that movie and the interviews style movie thing and the twist ending and things like that it's just the original and it's like billy crystal and as the traditional new york lead who's not like your most handsome guy but he's funny and became staples of the genre and i know when i showed my wife for the first time it was uh something cool for her to
see because she's a little younger and she really appreciated the beginnings of a lot of the
rom-coms we see today thanks guys who knew that the movie genre was going to bring in all the
guys who knew they're the men i'm only reading them so i don't know that they're men and it just
so happens that the first two are men well the men have stepped it up because you can mansplain
in a movie but this was a very they're not talking about themselves they're talking about other
This was a good, I think he gave a good reason.
I do have to say with when Harry met Sally, that's so valid.
For me, it was one of those things where someone was like, oh, yeah, you should watch this because it's inspired a lot.
And I was like, oh, that's cool, but I never felt like that connected to it.
I think I, like, saw it once.
Yeah, but you probably came to it after seeing movies that were inspired by it.
So then it doesn't feel as fresh.
It doesn't feel as fresh.
However, it does have the very, like, how many times have this conversation happened since the great
debate can men and women really be friends so i saw a tic-tok recently saying that
guys want to be friends with girls they're attracted to and girls want to be friends with guys
they're not attracted to because i think billy crystal saying men and women can't be friends
that basically like the guy always always really wants to fuck you yeah i think if i recall which i
agree with which i agree with yeah um and in the end they're kind of right it's 100% true
Because they end up, you know, it doesn't work out for them, friendship-wise.
I do have to say at the end of the day, like, if you're getting along with, if a guy is getting along with a girl so much that he wants to spend his time with her over his boys, that's your wife.
And then for a girl, if you feel comfortable around him, like, you love him.
Yeah.
I mean, it is always a complicated dynamic.
But I feel like if a woman is going to end up.
being with her friend it'll be more later on when she gets like really comfortable with him
whereas a guy early on will just be like I want to fuck you there's some sort of instinctual
yeah and what I meant before is kind of like there is no true friendships between a straight guy
and a girl like it's never going to be like two girls or two guys because I really do think
the guy's always attracted to the girl and the girl is not attracted to the dude so it just
becomes this weird, like, kind of chase.
Like, the girl likes the attention.
I mean, I don't 100% agree with that.
Like, I have a couple of good female friendships that are not that.
But, I mean, maybe there was an element.
Would they be friends with you if you weren't handsome?
Well, I'm saying that perhaps at the beginning, part of it may have been an attraction
from one end of the other.
Yeah.
But, like, those friendships have blossomed into, like, very solid friendships.
Yeah, I don't 100% agree with the premise.
But I do think that a lot of people are in denial.
What?
Yeah.
Like as a girl, I, or girls are always like, he wants to affect me.
And you kind of like the attention, but it's like if, with a girl, if you are attracted
to him and you're friends with him, you're going to be like, okay, I like you.
Yeah, you're going to be let down in the end.
It's going to break your heart when he falls in love with somebody else.
Or he falls in love with you.
Or like every time he falls in love, you find a way of just like getting in his head.
Sabotaging it.
Honestly, she's a bitch.
And, of course, and it came up recently, I think we talked about it on the pod, that you weren't aware that Katz's Deli is kind of famous, but then famous for the iconic line, I'll have what she's having.
And then Richard Gad yesterday, Richard Gad of Baby Rain Deer fame, who happens to be in New York, not a name drop.
This is just I follow him.
So we're not name dropping him.
On his story, he's in Katz's Deli, which coincidentally enough is around the corner from where we are right now, saying, I'll have what she's having.
It is an iconic moment in comedy.
Wasn't she having like a salad?
Like it wasn't even like a traditional Jewish jelly meal.
I mean, I don't know.
It's not about what she was eating.
It's about the fake orgasm.
And then the woman says, you know, it's some like old Jewish woman next to us.
I'll have what she's having.
Shout out to comedy writers out there.
I feel like comedy never gets what it deserves.
Amen.
Because you know like songs that someone will write and people will just sing it for the rest of their life
and that beautifulness of you wrote a song.
song, I don't know what it feels like, but they're like, I wrote a song of this generation.
It's the same thing with comedy movies.
Like, whoever wrote the line, I'll have what she's having.
That's infiltrated everyone's, like, conversational comedy culture.
And I would like to add, because another person that had messaged in about when Harry
Met Sally pointed out that also it normalized female orgasms.
There was a sense of normalizing orgasm and also normalizing the fact that women can fake
orgasms you know so that that was actually it's a culturally opening moment see the problem is that when
you watch it if you watch it 15 20 years after the fact exactly you don't realize that at the time
it was a huge breakthrough talk about female orgasms yeah also her performing that was so vulnerable
but like also so hot and so confident and cool of her i mean she was an iconic rom-com actress
of that time obviously not the best plastic surgery after but you know it's you can't be critical
of her because at the end of the day
it's an industry that champions youth
particularly for women and she just
got to an age where suddenly the Meg Ryan
superpower disappears and
you know she chased it and
there's a sadness there's a fucked up
thing to that which I wouldn't totally
blame on her no but she was
iconic for so long and so cute
you know what I watched more sleepless in Seattle
yes and that's a follow
that's a yeah and that's another
cracker and that that did come through
yeah but I do have to say when Harry
At Sally.
It's hard to...
Oh, sorry.
Sleepless in Seattle wasn't that
You've got mail.
You've got mail.
You've got mail.
I get all of them confused.
They're all the same movie to me.
It's just so funny because at the time
that was such a know, you've got mail.
And now that seems so ancient.
Yeah, that movie is so like different now
because of technology.
But it was such a lot of people go to the top
of the Empire State Building for that.
Oh, for sure.
Was that you've got mail or is that Sleepers in Seattle?
Sleepers in Seattle maybe.
Oh, God.
Because it was like about...
I don't fuck.
Actually, no.
I could be, don't listen to anything.
I mean, there's so many movies here.
I don't know where to go.
Yeah.
Like, I, I feel like.
Can you do this one next?
You say it out loud.
My cousin Vinnie.
Oh yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Great.
So we got a lot of those.
Wait, can I do my performance first?
I think I don't want to listen to it first?
You don't want to.
No, I want to lead in with my performance.
Okay, what's your performance?
Imagine you're Rizier and you're prancing along.
You spot a brook.
You put your little dea lips down to the cool, clear water.
And then bam!
A fucking bullet hits you in the head.
You think you give a fuck with the guy who shot you was wearing?
I'm not really into movies.
Hey Anna, he does.
Love you both, obviously.
I don't know if this counts as like an old movie,
but one of my favorite movies of all time is my cousin Vinnie.
With who's that Marisa, Marissa Tomei.
That little scene,
the little D-Alipps up to the question.
cool clear water
bam
oh my god
gets me
every time
if you haven't seen it
you need to see it
okay that's all
love you
bye
Hannah jumping all over
the prompt
I mean as an
look she has great taste
as an Italian
American
it was fucking hysterical
but in general
I think
you don't have to be
Italian American
it's hysterical
because this
and then not only
And the funny thing
is it's like
I don't know if this is
an old movie
it's like minimum
25 years
It was like the 80s
Or early 90s
Yeah
When he's young
Yes
The thing about that movie too
Is the actual plot
Of this like
Um
It was it a murder case
They were being falsely accused
Of a murder
Yeah
It was actually so good
With like
How he as a lawyer
Ended up like
They're not gonna give anything away
There's issues around southern racism
Southern racism with Italians
That's hysterical
I never heard of grits
Until I saw my cousin Vinca
That's actually
The most New York
I did I've ever
But you know, it's crazy?
Still to this day, I think I'm funny with grits because to me, grits was like this weird thing from my cousin Vinny.
It's funny.
I think it might have been the first time I heard about grits too that I was like, what's a grit?
You never heard of grits?
I think I've-
No, that's what the waiter says in the movie.
Yeah.
I mean, it is so fucking hilarious.
But also that scene is so funny because he looks at his wife and he's like, what should I wear to go hunting?
And he's like putting out of this outfit.
And then she goes on this whole fucking rant that is so good.
My biological clock is ticking.
Yeah, like a bang, bang, bang, bang, she hits the floor.
Yeah, she's hitting the floor.
Her outfits, her performance.
She was won an Oscar for that, right?
I mean, she should.
I think she won an Oscar for Best Supporting Actress for My Cousin Vinny.
I just love when you watch these older movies where the comedy holds up.
It holds up.
Comedy holding up is a big concept, you know.
So I feel like there's a lot of movies that you'll watch from the 90s that you end up cringing
so much
Herman Munster
as the fucking judge
by the way Fred Gwyn
did you see you probably
didn't grow up watching the monsters right
no
because the monsters were like on like
Channel 5 during the day like reruns
of this like black and white
series
he's great in it
so the fact that
the fact that Herman Munster
and he died like very soon after
oh yeah
now I just want to say one thing on my cousin
Vinny before we move off it which is
today when this came up
even though actually my TikTok
I got into my cousin Vinnie algorithm.
Oh, I want to get on that.
So lately, actually, my cousin Vinnie clips have been coming up.
So this was kind of a coincidence.
But then I watched the trailer.
And my only problem is that I find Joe Pesci harder to enjoy now.
Because when Chenade O'Connor tore up a picture of the Pope, which actually was iconic.
And I remember not being critical of it at the time, but I'm certainly even less critical of it now, knowing what we know about the Catholic Church.
but he went on Saturday Live the next week
and he was like
when I saw I would have given her
if I saw her I would have given her such a smack
and he you know he's real Italian American Catholic
and you know of course I'll give him the benefit of the doubt
it's of its time it seemed like outlandish
and probably in his world it was the most insulting thing
of all time and he was probably like
everyone was happy he said that probably
yeah but he was offended you know it's funny because
they're the same people now who will be like
oh you can't say anything
anymore but they were heavily offended
even though she was ahead of her time
she was basically saying that the church
is corrupt and that there's abuse in the church
and that's why she tore up
a picture of the pope yes you know
she was ahead of her time she was
way ahead of her time and and she
blew her whole career for it
to take a stand you know young people
don't understand like how
it's it's actually
like good for your career now to take those type
of positions but back then it was suicide
because she was really talking
truth to power actually talking truth to power now you're actually you could almost be pandering
sometimes taking a position like that yeah the antithesis of like performative yeah could be i'm not
saying all is but anyway when i i i was never able to stay up late enough to watch sad night life
so i did not watch the following week obviously i knew about shenado connor irish american know she
fucking icon to me i think it was already living in ireland was she nothing compares to you
one of the greatest performances ever that she was just singing right or she was just singing right
Yeah, she was on.
She was, no, she was the, yeah, the musical guest.
Maybe she was hosting, too.
I don't know.
Yeah.
But she tore up a picture of the Pope.
Anyway, I don't want to go on about it too long.
But Joe Pesci, disappointing, I have to say.
I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.
Maybe he's grown, but that was disappointing,
especially because it was kind of violent.
Yeah, I do also want to say about old movies,
when you watch some of these rom-coms from the 90s,
especially in early 2000s, it's crazy how small all the girls' lips look.
because no one's had their lips done so all the beautiful girls just have like normal or even just like thin lips but that was beautiful back then where nowadays you don't realize every single actress has her lips injected you won't see one thin-lipped girl in a music video in a rom-com it's nowhere to be found which is just like a cultural trend right now but also yeah back then there's all these like little side jokes about like
that are just like harassy about women,
just like women being objects
in all these movies in the 90s.
Now this is one,
I don't think we'll have much to say about it,
but I want to share this moment together
because I had never heard of this movie.
I was convinced that you were going to be like,
oh my God, that's iconic,
but I think you also haven't seen it.
So let's have a listen.
Let's see.
Favorite old movie that people need to watch
is Drop Dead Gorgeous.
It is a fucking fantastic
ensemble of
amazing female actresses
Denise Richards
Kirsten Duntz
Britney Murphy
Allison Janie
Christy Alley
like just
Chef's Kiss
and not enough people
I feel like
know how great it
He disappeared but can I just play one more
because it came up a lot
and I was surprised because I had never heard
That cast is spectacular
Let's hear what somebody else says
because I can't believe how good this trailer look.
Ring, ring, hey, burner phone.
The ultimate cult classic old movie that everyone has to see is definitely drop-dead gorgeous.
It has Kirsten Dunst and Denise Richards battling it out in a mockumentary film style, a pageant movie.
It has Kirstie Alley, Britney Murphy, Amy Adams.
it's Midwest it's 90s it's everything you want for a sleepover movie if you haven't seen it
you have to watch it it's an instant classic you will love it one of my favorites how the hell
haven't i can't when i watch this trailer i was like how the fuck has this movie passed me by now
maybe the trailer just has all the good bits but it's incredible like the trailer is incredible
Cursey, Ali, I mean, whatever.
She's a Scientologist, but we won't get into that.
Babe, I think she's dead.
Oh, yeah, she's dead, too.
So is Britney Murphy.
There's a lot of dead people in this.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Shut up, Britney Murphy.
What an incredible talent.
Oh, my God.
And sketchy way she ended her life.
Like, we don't know what happened.
I know.
So, like, we're watching.
Anyway, the reason why I.
But maybe because it's all women in the 90s is why the movie wasn't talked about more.
The comedy stylings, like ahead of its time?
I'm, I can't wait to watch it.
Yeah, like, we're watching that.
Yeah.
So, and by the way, like, I don't think I would have appreciated the,
the Midwestern humor of it at that time, because I just was, like, so unexposed to
it.
I feel like a bit more aware of, like, the different sort of types of American culture
in more recent times.
And it has a, it's like, it's like, Fargo without, like, murder.
Like, it's, it's, I can't believe that you haven't seen.
I thought it was about murder because it says drop dead.
No, no, drop dead.
It's about a beauty pageant, but it's in the mockumentary style, which like,
Wow.
I guess that was kind of popular at that time, you know?
Maybe when they started some reality TV type stuff.
Yeah, kind of like best in show kind of a vibe.
But you know, when you said there's this movie about beauty pageant,
I thought immediately of miscongeniality.
Yes.
Have you seen it?
No.
Oh, yeah.
It's definitely a classic with Sandra Bullock.
Yes.
I mean, I can literally see the poster.
Yeah.
There was this, I mean, she looked amazing in it, but there was this time where every movie with a woman.
was about they're this ugly she was an ugly like FBI agent or whatever like they made her look
ugly and ugly is in quotations yes and but you know she had like furry brows and like wearing
slouchy outfits and then they're like okay we're gonna put you in this um beauty pageant because
she was like undercover for something and she comes out and she's like the most gorgeous it's the same
with like the guys who were like I'm gonna date that nerdy girl in school and then the nerdy girl
becomes hot like they loved that transformation in the 90s I didn't it was really it was a thing yes well
you know then let's just play this right on topic hi guys um big fan over here love what you guys
you guys it's been a good time listening um but my favorite movie she's all that scoffrey prince junior
and paul walker that's all mic drop two beautiful 90s men okay bye a girl's wearing glass
and they're like she's a fucking nerd and she takes off the glasses and they're like she's the
hot she's not look at those tits well i'd never seen it but i watched the trailer i watched
the trailer this morning and i was like oh like there's a lot of this yeah because then okay
let's keep a theme okay because this was this to me is the is is the 80s version of that which
i i've watched this movie like a hundred times hi hannah and des i think that one
old movie that everyone needs to see is Can't Buy Me Love with Patrick Dempsey.
I think he's like 19 or 20 in it.
It's filmed in Tucson, which is so niche.
And the house that, like the main house that is based in the movie is still there.
Fun fact.
And yeah, it's just a cute movie with baby Patrick Dempsey.
Highly, highly recommend.
Also, great soundtrack, obviously, if you can't tell by the name, Can't Buy Me Love.
there you go never heard of it so yeah i know it's interesting because to me when i when i
watched the trailer because can't buy me love had already come through on the prompts and i was like
oh my god for me a fucking huge movie when i was young and then when i saw the trailer for
she's all that i was like wow this is the this is the flip right uh it because for some reason
i can't remember why but she dates that the coolest girl in school ends up dating a nerd for
oh for money she needs money she spills red wine on a leather jacket uh-huh
her mom's leather jacket
and she needs money
and he offers to pay for it
if she'll date him for a month
and it makes him cool
and it's that journey
and then he actually becomes cool
and she's like wait do I like him
and then it all breaks down
because her college boyfriend comes back
you're dating that fucking nerd
and then it comes out
that he paid her to date
and then he loses all his popular hurdy
but anyway I won't give away the ending
it does kind of remind me a little bit of
back to the future
I think was one of my
favorite movies. And I was
reading one of these random BuzzFeed articles
about how he wasn't originally
casted. Yeah, Eric Stoltz. It was a different
guy and they started filming and just wasn't
working. He didn't have the comic timing. He was a very
serious actor, Eric Stoltz. Yeah, but I mean, fucking
cutthroat industry to be like, yeah, I got
this role for this huge movie. And then
they're like, actually never mind. And you're like,
I'll do it better, I swear! But Patrick
actually, he kind of disappeared for like over a decade
And now people know him for the doctor series or whatever.
Oh, that's magic.
He must have been so cute when he was younger.
To me, he was always Can't Buy Me Love.
He's McDreamy.
He's a Daddy now.
I can't get Campi.
I can't, like how many times I watch Can't Buy Me Love.
Yeah.
I do think they're, again, nostalgia's so in.
I think because of technology we can now like see more things from the past.
But I love when you just know an older actress because you're like, yeah, that's so-and-so.
But you don't actually know her breakup.
role. So like to watch people's breakout roles is actually very exciting. And there was a lot of
that. Like when I when well actually when the parent trap came up. Oh. So let's let's play the
parent trap quick. Okay. Favorite movie would be the parent trap with Lindsay Lohan. I think that
every woman should have the younger women in their lives watch it because it's just such a good
movie, you can binge it multiple times and never gets old. A couple life lessons, like,
even if you're separated with your twin at birth, you will find each other and have the best life
ever. You're going to, like, you know, see your parents who've been separated for what,
over a decade, like, they'll just reconnect. It happens, I guess, you know, hope. And another great
lesson like going to summer camp and you know some chick from the other side of the world's
gonna pierce your ears and everything will be fine so yeah parent trip love you guys but what i found
fascinating when i watched the trailer was it was like whoever the the guys the father's the actor
day i forgot and then natasha richison was the mother and then it was like and introducing
lindsay lohan i was like wow this is the moment this is when it comes out and
out.
Lindsay Lohan, the chokehold she had on our culture.
Actually, one of my favorite movies that I don't think is talked enough with
Lindsay Lohan is Freaky Friday with Jamie Lee Curtis.
Well, I haven't seen it.
We'll watch it together.
I think they are going to make another one, but Jamie Lee Curtis is so hysterical, so funny.
She's in, actually, she's in the next movie I want to bring up, but there's a couple
themes from the parent trap that I think is very interesting, that I notice comes up a lot
throughout all these 80s, 90s, early 2000s movies is sabotaging the relationship
of your separated parents.
So like there's a lot of themes of like, I hate my dad's new girlfriend.
Yes.
It really basically made you feel like at any point your parents were going to get divorced
and your dad was going to have an annoying blonde.
Yes.
That was going to try to ruin your life.
I did fairness, it's not new.
The wicked stepmother is...
Cinderella.
Yeah, it's a trope that's been going on for a very long time.
That is so funny.
Except the wicked stepmother in modern times has fake tits.
Yeah.
They're like dumb.
The wicked stepmother is no longer wicked.
They're just fucking stupid.
Anyway, Freaky Friday was another one of those mom movies.
You would have liked it because basically the mom and the daughter just like, it's classic,
you're ruining my life.
That was like a quote from Freaky Friday.
Like the teenager going, you're ruining my life.
Yes.
And she hates the mom, and they're not understanding each other.
And they're both stressed for different ways.
And they're fighting at a Chinese restaurant.
And something happens with the people working at the Chinese restaurant with a,
they open up a fortune cookie.
And it creates this, like, crazy thing that they switch.
They wake up in the morning.
And Lindsay Lohan.
Is her mom?
It is the mom.
But like they look, how they look.
So then the mom is her as a teenager, and she's, like, dating the hot guy.
She has to do a performance, and they end up bonding by trying to make sure they could, like, live that life.
Not screw up in the other person's life.
But they also start to understand each other's life.
Look, I have, I have.
Oh, my God, chills again.
Chills again.
Hala gets chills when she remembers life lessons.
One day you'll understand.
You know that was the name of one of my shows.
Life lessons?
No, one day you'll understand.
The concept of parents always let you know that actually one day it'll make sense.
When she has to kiss her like, I think it's, again, she was divorced, so it's this guy,
and she has to kiss him, and she's like, ew.
But yeah, it was beautiful.
And the soundtrack was amazing too.
So speaking of wicked sort of stepmothers, Jamie Lee Curtis plays, she's actually a good character,
but the daughter isn't wild about her.
But when I, first of all, I'm going to play.
this and then we'll talk about it. Hey guys. I would want people to watch my girl um because it's the first
movie that I ever cried at in my life and it's the movie that showed me that I have
emotions and empathy towards other people um it's really fucking sad but it was necessary for my
emotional development.
And it's funny because the minute she said my girl, I was like, oh, that's a sad one.
So then I went and I watched the trailer and then I watched the famous scene, which you'll need to,
I highly recommend watching it because I was bald and crying here again this morning.
I don't want to.
But no, but it's so good because it's these two, it's McCauley Culkin and the girl's name I can't
remember.
But they have this like incredible friendship.
and it's like the beginning of understanding about love and affection and but you know it's so
beautiful and innocent but she also has a crush on her teacher and there's like this crazy thing
about like unrequited love there's like I actually can't believe how many deep messages
particularly around laws it's insanely good and there's this crazy subtext because the dad is a
fucking undertaker Dan Aykroyd the girl's dad is an undertaker oh wow and so there's like death around
them the whole time. I never realized how sneakily they help young people to understand death.
You haven't seen it. That's the way you're not as comfortable with death. I think everyone needs
to watch my girl to understand grief. It's like insanely subtle too. I couldn't believe when I watched
it again. I was like, oh my God. This doesn't get enough credit for like how deep this is. And it's not
just like mellow drama. Yeah. Like it's it's okay. I will watch it. It's for some reason.
Macaulay
In his heyday.
Why isn't he acting?
He's had a tough life.
Okay.
Because his brother's out here in these streets.
I know.
But McCauley, though, was the real child star who...
He's a classic top five child stars who had problems later in their life.
He's with like a nice Disney star now.
Yeah, but he's had some real addiction issues.
You know, I think he sued his parents, didn't it?
I mean, there was like money.
Yeah.
It's a lot of...
It's very dramatic.
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talked about any horror movies and i actually think this one holds up because a lot don't i think
this one holds up but still maintains a little bit of this high school nostalgia theme which is
accidentally kind of woven its way through this episode hi hannah hi does an old movie that i think
people need to watch is Carrie, the original one with Sissy Spaceic and John Travolta,
and I think people need to watch it because it's considered a horror film. But compared to
today's horror films, there is just a complete lack of computer, any computer animation. And I
would also argue that the original one is better than the second and the third movie that
were made. So did you see Carrie? No. You've never seen Carrie? No. Oh my God.
I'm literally going to be the guy from the beginning of the episode.
I thought you'd seen Carrie.
Like C-A-R-R-I-E?
Yeah.
Brian DePama, Sissy Spaceix League character, John Travolta, young John Travolta.
I love a young John Travolta.
A young Mary Elizabeth Mastria and Tony or whatever her.
You know, she was the girl from Scarface, the sister from Scarface?
I've never.
Oh, my God.
And also what people don't know about Des, he loves a horror movie.
Yeah, but the thing about this horror movie, because I'm not going to say,
too much because I don't want any spoilers for this because I feel like a lot of your
list your fans will have not seen Harry and it holds up I actually watched it again
not that long ago like yeah it totally holds up because there's big themes of high school
and bullying but also what your generation love supernaturalism okay kinetic
super kinetic powers okay there's so there's super kinetic is that what it is that's what
they call them isn't it super kinetic but and and and
And a domineering mother, controlling mother, heavy themes of religion.
But really, most importantly, themes of bullying.
And then the toxic release that comes from revenge.
I love anything with revenge and I love anything with a twist at the end.
And it's also like, obviously there's supernatural power.
So this will sound stupid.
But it's like she says, there's no CGI.
There's, it's very kind of like believable.
Like you connect.
more to the to the horror the actual horror which is not like it's not there is blood in it but
it's not like slasher horror yeah i don't like that no but it's it's it's tragedy horror and
it's it's fucking scary and i'm not i'm not going to give away anything but all i'm saying is
that like throughout the movie there are moments where you're like this is iconic i was not a fan
of when horror movies became just like gore like saw three and fucking final destination it was just
Like how more, that was a time.
How more fucked up can people die?
And I like literally just, I hated all that.
Um, I mean, there's so many.
So it's hard for me to pick, you know.
What's a movie that you would pick?
I have so many, but like, I love the French movie La Hen, which sounds pretentious,
but it was actually a big movie in 1994, 1995.
I never saw it.
Yeah.
And we need to watch that together.
Coincidentally enough, Killinghamer, during interviews leading up to Oppenheimer,
was also mentioning that as his favorite movie,
which is funny because I saw it in college in Cork
when it came out and I saw it in Cork and I feel like...
You saw it with him?
No, I didn't see it with him,
but I just feel like I'm not surprised
because it's that time, right?
18, 19 years old and it's so fucking good.
Vincent Cassell is the main guy.
And coincidentally enough went on to marry Monica Baluci,
who you know I mentioned to you as a woman
that I found very attractive in my youth.
But I wasn't surprised.
that it's also affected him because it's about poverty.
Well, actually, they say it in the movie.
It's about a society in free fall, you know?
Just because see a man jumps off the building.
And while he's falling, he says, just because he's too far bien, not so bad.
Just because see to Fabien, not so bad.
And then I'm not going to give away the punchline on that.
But, you know, it's really about urban decay.
It's pretty heavy.
This is not a feel-good movie.
But the soundtrack, French hip-hop,
That's how I discovered French hip-hop.
I love French hip-hop.
I can't speak French, but like when they're like,
Eschavu, should not want to say to the force, it's like, it's amazing.
Wait, I want to learn French.
Well, we should watch, I actually, I keep meaning to watch it together with you.
But it's, but it's heavy jelly.
Yeah.
But it's like, it's like young guys.
Heavy jelly.
Can we say that more heavy jelly?
It's heavy jelly, man.
It's heavy jelly.
This also reminds me of Saturday Night Fever is like my parents' favorite movie.
so they let me watch it
but then they wouldn't let me watch certain scenes
and one of them now I realized
was the scene where the friend like jumps off the bridge
oh right
and they would be like you can't watch this scene
and I'd have to like go in the other room
I don't think I've ever watched the entirety of that movie
I think we should that we should
I mean that was like New York
that movie is New York and the dancing
I mean what a time
I know and listen I'm gonna play out
I'm gonna play out so many of these
because like there's just so many good ones
It's just hard for me to like...
Well, I think this is why people have full
just like podcasts about movies,
like the whole thing.
By the way, shout out to Janine Garofalo.
She's fucking,
she's in like five of the recommendations.
Like,
it's kind of like forgotten how many movies she was in.
Dude, shout out to Janine Garoflo
who nicely went into one of my hand in the street videos
is always just hanging out the stand.
So nice.
It doesn't get enough credit for how big she was.
Loves Ireland.
Okay, here's a night.
Come on, this has to be spoken about.
Hey, Hannah and does.
So the movie that's old that lives rent-free in my mind is the Princess Bride.
And after looking at it, I thought it was like from the 90s, early 2000s, like late 90s, early 2000s.
Turns out it was made in 1987.
What?
But anyway, that's the movie people need to watch.
Still holds up to this day.
Inconceivable.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I've never seen it.
You've never, oh, oh my God, we're getting to this part of the podcast.
What?
How could you have never seen the princess?
How could you be in comedy and never seen the princess bride?
You just scared Butter.
Yes, because even Butter can't believe you haven't seen the Princess Bride.
My name is Nigel Montoyo.
You killed my father.
Prepared to die.
You haven't seen it.
I just remember, no, there's like a big guy in it and he's like throwing.
Andre the Giant?
He's, there's a big guy.
Oh my God, Lord.
Give me strength.
There's a big guy.
He's like throwing the guy around.
Zorro. Andre the Giant. Yeah. Yeah. It is an iconic comedy. This must be watched, but here's the thing. For Princess Bride fans, I want to know, please leave a message in the comments. How long were you watching Homeland, the series Homeland, before you realized that Saul was Enigo Montoyo, or however you say that name, which I always forget. Oh, I didn't realize that. Well, you didn't see that.
the princess bride so why would you care well i saw homeland yeah but he is uh can you look up
actually how you say the name of uh my name is if you put in my name is i it should come up as a
just because you're on your phone you go montoyo you always i was pretty close yeah my name is
an nigo montoyo you kill my father prepare to die yeah i don't give you anything you want
anything at all anything you want i want my father back your son of a bitch i do just say
there's nothing like when you don't know quotes when someone's just
yelling when you quotes at you yeah i know with i was dealing with that earlier by the way i do have to
say i thought of the another movie that was great 2001 of a girl transforming to from ugly to hot
kind of like the ultimate one which is the princess diaries yes came up also and hathaway before
the internet completely turned on her because she got too popular um it was her being the nerd and
it turns out she finds out she's a princess and she goes through the whole transformation
people were so obsessed with that but then fast forward the devil where
is Prada. That is another of one of the most quoted movies ever, and you know whose breakout
role was in that? Let me, let me think, because I saw that in the cinema. I went to the
cinema to see that. Oh, God, it's an Afflex wife. No? No. Who is it? It's someone who just
was in a very big movie who won, that won a lot of Oscars. Well, she was in Oppenheimer?
Who was it? Emily Blunt. Oh, Emily Blunt was in. That was a very big movie. That was a lot of.
her breakout role she was hysterical as the other fashion assistant who was just so she was the one
who was like like just like making fun of high fashion girls not eating bread and being bitchy
and being mean but like so funny um that is a very very quotable movie in the in girl world yes and it was
kind of like also important in the sense that it's i mean it's it's having a go at anna winter
or number one,
but it's basically having a go
at the ridiculousness
of the fashion industry.
And it's also having a go at like...
Who's the main girl, though?
It was, um,
Anne Hathaway.
Oh, Anne Hathaway.
So she's date,
she basically like,
she doesn't care about fashion,
but she wants to be successful
and she gets this internship
and everyone's like,
it's going to be a nightmare.
She's an assistant.
And then she decides,
like, instead of letting this woman
beat me down,
I'm going to be the best ever.
And she goes through transformation.
And then she's like wearing high fashion,
all this stuff.
And then her boyfriend,
who was rooting for her,
who's actually the guy
who starred in
entourage,
he's rooting for her
and then he's just,
she becomes successful
and he's like,
you've changed.
Like,
I don't like you anymore.
Yeah,
that's what fashion does.
Miu or your man.
But there's like,
just the iconic speech
from the Anna Winter character
about like,
how you think that blue jumper,
the blue sweater,
I love that because it's like,
amen.
It's like,
let's not try to
but think that you're above it.
Yes.
We're all connected in some way.
Yes, we're all connected and it is art.
But Merrill Streep's character was so, so amazing.
All right.
So actually, this is one, I feel like, if you haven't seen this, you should have.
And again, there's like a lot of comedies that go sort of overlooked a little bit.
Oh, wait.
Can I say my favorite comedy?
I forgot.
You certainly can, but I just want to go back to the beginning of the episode where I have
40 fucking movies.
Like, I don't like movies.
I forgot my most quotable favorite movie.
What?
Legally Blonde.
Oh, yeah, that did come up.
That is the best.
Don't estomp your last season proud of shoes on me, honey.
Again, it's in a courtroom with that like a, and it is a transformation of this
girl who literally, oh my God, have you seen it?
Of course.
Yeah, I saw it in the movies.
I mean, when she, first of all, she's so beautiful and cute and she gets broken up with
by Warner the third and she's miserable and then she gets into Harvard law, like it's hard.
And ends up.
All right.
No, that's clueless.
Oh, clueless, sorry, yeah.
Who's, who's?
Luke Wilson.
So hot.
And it was just, oh, the whole, but again, it's so funny how these movies, like, really frame, like, how you do view the world.
Like, this is why it's important that there's, you know, more stories in different ways because, you know, we grew up with that, like, girls can't do it, but we actually can.
And now I think the Gen Zs are growing up, like, obviously girls can do it.
That's not even, like, a part of the narrative.
But I was like, she's a dumb blonde.
Can she get into Harvard Law?
And now she, her daughter looks exactly the same as her,
and she produces movies for women.
Yeah.
Amazing.
Her daughter just came out.
Oh, no way.
As queer.
Happy pride.
So this one also kind of, oh, by the way, shout out to Paul Rudd,
200 cigarettes.
I'm not even going to play it, but never heard of it.
I highly record it.
I'll play it on the outro, but like, just so,
I learned about so many movies that I'd never heard of it.
When I saw the promos, I was like, wow,
these movies are iconic. Paul Rudd in this movie, 200 Cigarettes, needs to be seen. But I'm
going to play this one. I hadn't seen it, but I want to see it now. And I'm wondering if
this was one for you. Hey, Paige. Hey, Hannah. Absolutely love your podcast. Um,
the movie that I absolutely love is Romeo me and Michelle's high school reunion. It's
about fashion, friendship, loving yourself, accepting yourself for who you are. And it's a
classic. Have you seen that?
So this is embarrassing.
I haven't seen it,
but people constantly reference it to me and Paige
saying you guys are like Romeo and Michelle.
You guys are like Romeo and Michelle.
And I'm like, thanks.
I have to watch it.
You have to watch it because there's a lot of inappropriate jokes in it,
number one.
I don't even know if this movie got canceled.
But when I was watching it,
did you watch the trailer?
You're saying you know this movie.
No, I watched the trailer.
And in the trailer, I was like,
there's a lot of like eating disorder jokes and shit.
Yeah.
But like, I thought it was funny
because it's like, let's not pretend that this isn't real.
But that was also the early 2000s.
It was a lot of talking about girls' weight.
Yeah.
A lot of weight jokes.
And there's a spinning joke in it, which, you know, Amy Schumer then later on,
that's that big spinning scene.
But then I was like, oh, shit, I didn't realize there's like a spinning joke.
There's just like a lot of stuff.
You go, oh, a lot of people were inspired by this movie.
It probably doesn't get enough credit.
Yeah.
And it's a movie that, again, is kind of not referenced with the Legally Blondes
and with the Princess Diaries, but I think culturally affected a lot of people.
Like, we don't, I love when.
you don't even know where something came from and then you're like oh give credit where credit is due
and like listen there's just so many here i don't even know what to play but like i'm gonna play
them all out because i feel like yeah i want you guys to enjoy us talking about these movies but i
also really want you to be inspired to watch some movies yeah and get some wrecks for the summer
but i couldn't believe this came up because this was a huge movie from myself and my brothers
when it came out it's got to be big trouble in little china
Russell, Kim Cottrell, Mortal Kombat,
crazy sets, kind of feels like a dream
and then maybe a nightmare that you've had.
But it's just so good.
You just can't look away.
1986.
I mean, do you know this movie?
No.
I mean, we got to watch it.
Myself and my brothers, we must have watched it like 30 times.
I think either because it was always on showtime.
You know, back then you had like one movie channel.
Yeah.
Because you have to pay for each one, right?
Yeah.
So we had Showtime.
I guess it was on Showtime for a while or else we just had the VHS.
But we, I mean, I watched it like a hundred times.
May even be like part of my China obsession, but it's like a San Francisco Chinatown movie.
Not just, by the way, Kim Cottrell, Kurt Russell, iconic.
I actually forgot that Kim Codrell was the...
Good for Kim Codrell.
She had green eyes.
You have to watch it.
It's so cool.
And there's like some Kung Fu.
elements. Yeah. And then there's that iconic older Chinese actor. He's not that old then,
but he's in everything everywhere all at once. I forgot his name, but you'll recognize him
straight away. I actually don't know what the Asian community thinks about Big Trouble and Little
China. Is it a positive or negative? It's always hard to know if this was, in hindsight, a problematic
portrayal of Asian culture, but I'm just going to put that to the side and say, as a kid, I just
thought it was the coolest movie ever. And Kurt Russell, by the way, iconic in the 80s. And he's
now married or he's not married he's just with goldie han yes but i i'm not i can't remember if
he's kate hudson's dad or not i think he's not i think he's not um but great couple and they were
an overboard i think they met on overboard we do we do have to acknowledge that like back then
it wasn't that easy to just like watch a ton of movies you either had to like go to blockbuster or
whatever your local rental store was like it was such a different honestly i i almost feel like
big trouble in the little china was pre-blockbuster i remember
It's basically like, unless your parents owned the movie, you didn't see it.
Like, your parents shaped it so much.
Also, I have to do a shout out to, like, when people ask what your favorite movie is,
I always just say space jam.
Really?
Because I think it's, first of all, I think it's a funny thing to say.
Second of all, like, the soundtrack, I would, like, train, I would run on the treadmill
every weekend, and I would just listen to, like, Basketball Jones to, I mean, now
R. Kelly, that song, which, you know, doesn't hit the same anymore.
but just salt and pepper round to round like just the best songs and i thought it was hilarious it was
funny it was sporty i loved all of it what do you say when people ask what your favorite movie is
i usually say la hen or or raging bull but the thing is that i didn't bring up a lot of my favorite
because they're all like quite intense i was trying to keep it light a lot of people say shashank redemption
yeah i like shoshank but like it's not my favorite but like but it's one of those ones that
because shoshank's like one of those movies like in ireland it would just be on r t every
And Shawshank's one of those movies where you never say I'm going to watch Shawshank.
But when it comes on, you never stop watching.
And you never started from the beginning.
Yeah, it's always like halfway through.
You're always like, oh, this is going to be crazy.
You know, I auditioned for a stage version of Shawshank.
Oh, wow.
But in my opinion, I didn't like it because the Shawshank works because of Morgan Freeman's voice.
Narration.
But narration is not as powerful on stage.
So you kind of lose.
And actually, without Morgan Freeman's narration,
Defrain is kind of an asshole.
Yeah.
Yeah.
When I was reading it, I was like, Andy.
He thinks he's like better than everyone.
Yeah, Andy's actually not that likeable.
But in the movie, you get it.
Yeah.
But you need, like, you need Morgan being like, well, the thing about Andy was.
He was always one step ahead of everybody else.
But like, I didn't love.
And they were giving me the opportunity to play Andy, but I don't know.
I just didn't.
And it didn't actually do that great.
as a live show, the Shawshank Redemption.
I also, I think my Uncle Johnny writes a lot of great books of stuff like roles that were
like secondary roles but made the movie.
But there are a lot of movies.
It's fascinating to me that at the time weren't a huge hit that like later on become so respected.
The Christmas movie that my dad watches with me.
It's a Wonderful Life.
I think is an example of one of those.
And it's a wonderful life is like, it's definitely most movies that that makes me cry every time.
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I have sent so many in, but I keep doing it because I just love old movies.
But if this one has not been said about 8,000 times, it's a crime.
but it's a wonderful life which typically I watch around Christmas time but it's such a good
movie that I think everybody should watch at least once in their life and it just has a really
good like message behind it and always kind of makes you think about the little things that
make life worth living um and it's just a good reminder to watch every year
for me at least um and i remember growing up like that was one i always watched my mom so it was
really special um but yeah it's a wonderful life such a good movie go watch it yeah yeah and you know
what's funny meaning of life that shit i never i'd never seen it until our first christmas in
shelter island together did we like did you were able to really watch it full all the way through
i watched it with you guys yeah it's never seen it looking it's incredible yeah and it's also
the humor with the angels and stuff but then i mean it's kind of like a christmas carol right like
it's obviously inspired by dickens right i think that's why they play it on christmas and it is obviously
shows during christmas but it isn't like a corny like santa claus movie it's it really just
shows how you actually are a blessing to so many people around you you don't know you don't know
you have no idea how much you affect other people in this world it's powerful it's a powerful
movie and also I but I can understand why it wasn't popular at the time because on paper it's
quite heavy yeah yeah very heavy it's almost like it required people to sort of understand it
better before they went into it I also love how me and you my favorite movie space jam and yours is
la hen yeah I mean listen back to the future first Buell's Day off all those like
lighthearted movies are on my list too Beverly Hills cop I used to watch like a thousand times so you know
And all those were just VHSs that we had in the house.
The one thing about dating someone who's like a little older or grew up in a slightly different generation is you do get to like learn about a whole new like time in the world that like they were inspired by and like I get to show you stuff that like helped raise me.
Yeah, except that you always forget that every you always forget that I experience everything you experience too.
True.
You watch this.
I was like there's this movie and I was like I know I was 21.
I know.
Well, yeah, because some movies, though, like, it hit me at a different age or it affected me differently.
Or because I'm like, did you actually enjoy this, like, this Disney movie?
Like, I was grew up at the prime of Disney.
Yes.
Like, I was so lucky when I was four, five, six, seven, eight was when, you know, Bambi and...
No, Bambi didn't come out.
That was early.
That was earlier.
That was earlier.
What's a good one?
The Lion King.
The Lion King.
Exactly.
Aladdin.
Yeah, that shit.
Not Bambi.
Also, there's a very funny story about Bambi
where my papa
went to the movies to see it when he was a baby.
And he sees the mom get killed.
Sorry.
It happens in the first two minutes.
If you can't make a Bambi spoiler,
what can you spoil in this world?
So he apparently started crying
during the whole movie wouldn't stop
because he was so upset about the mom dying
that they had to stay
so the movie could start over again
and she could show him that the mom was alive
and then they had to leave before the mom got got got um but actually the goal you know
dream works and all that stuff happened it like more like in my adulthood yeah and like i
really appreciated toy story i love toy story i had up another tear like movies that make me cry
up is up there the opening scene of up is like a cinematic masterpiece i didn't see up the
beginning of up it's literally like a montage of this guy's life and it's fucking so sad
It's crazy how sad.
I do have to say, not sad, but Shrek.
Eddie Murphy?
Like, are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Shrex.
And the soundtrack?
And the Incredibles?
I fucking laughed so hard.
I went to see it in the movies.
Yeah.
And Toy Story.
I laughed so hard and up.
I left so hard at the Incredibles.
I thought the Incredibles was like the funniest show.
I do have to say I cried when I saw Toy Story 3.
Oh, it's so tough.
You have to let it go.
you go in and you realize like this was my childhood and they have I was sobbing all during Toy Story 3
which is embarrassing to say and I know I started this thing I don't like movies and that I don't
cry in movies but here we are we knew we'd get here we Hannah loves to begin the episode with
a hypocritical statement she loves to contradict yourself by the end of the app no it's great
it was a good app listen I'm going to play out yeah all these recommendations because
there's some great recommendations.
By the way, just if you're looking for like films that you might not have seen
that I think are like real well worth of watch,
I always give a shout out to the lives of others,
a German film that actually won an Oscar,
and that was the beginning of Christopher What's His Face
that ended up being an Inglorious Bastage, great actor.
Oh, yeah.
But that was his breakout role.
But it's just incredible storytelling.
So many great movies.
Thanks to everybody for messaging in.
Thank you guys.
I'm in Pittsburgh this weekend.
Get tickets to see him.
Nyack but that's going to sell out so if you're if you if you were on the fence about going to
west niac you need to book your tickets I'd say in the next 48 hours but Pittsburgh there's
some tickets left so don't be afraid to come to that and oh by the way I am just about
to add an insane amount of dates I'm going to add Madison Wisconsin Milwaukee
Minneapolis I just added Vancouver and there's other ones which I forget but
I'm about to add a ton more shows and I'm with Boston by the way I added Boston
which is the the week in between Christmas and New Year's kind of
an odd date but the weekend in between Christmas and New Year's I will be at Laugh Boston
and I'm going to take a nap now you can't you got to get ready to go Anna's heading off to
I have to go to Minnesota to shoot some content that's right but then I'm going to take a break
Anna's going to finally take a break as she leads into her special coming out on
the editing's not out well what we haven't given the date yet oh sorry so I have to take
this summer this summer oh this summer this summer this summer this summer
coming out we love you guys so much we'll keep you posted by the way i just want to point out
that i edited out the date because i wasn't allowed to so that's good drama
da da da da da da da da da da da very exciting or you could just bleep it out yeah i'll bleep it out i'll do a
bleep well no hopefully it'll announce soon i want to announce it yeah i just want them to be
like did you say the date on burner phone on your episode about movies you guys like yeah
none of them are Netflix movies by the way no one of these movies is available on netflix oh my god
Oh, by the way, hey, just, if you're ever looking for, like, amazing Chinese movies,
can I just give a shout out to the Chinese movie, To Live, with a great Chinese actor called Gryo.
Incredible.
And also, farewell, my concubine and raise the Red Lantern.
Three incredible Chinese movies, if you're ever looking for incredible Chinese movies to watch.
Shout out, let's go.
Enjoy guys.
Thanks, everybody.
And we'll place them out for you now.
Bye.
Bye.
My favorite old movie is Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
It came out in 2004.
It has Jim Carrey, Kate Winslet, and Kirsten Dunst.
It's a really good movie, and everyone should check it out.
Hi, Hannah, and I saw you in Vickers Street, last week, Hannah.
You're amazing.
The best movie from the 80s is Maniquin.
It's about Jonathan Switcher, this unemployed artist,
gets a job as an assistant window dresser for this massive department store,
falls in love on a mannequin that he had made in a previous job.
It's beautiful love story, great music, nothing's going to stop us now, is the soundtrack
and it was my first dance at my wedding.
It's really worth to watch.
Kim Cattrell is the leading lady and Andrew McCarthy.
From all of the Brat Pack movies is the leading guy in the movie, and it's really worth
to watch.
So, yeah.
It was like on repeat in the 80s because we only had mannequin on V-COR,
when we used to watch it every day and knew all the words.
But yeah, it's super.
You need to see it.
So my favorite old movie, if you consider 1999 old, I don't really, but some people might,
is 200 cigarettes.
I feel like so many people just glazed over this gem of a film.
There are so many people in it.
Ben Affleck, Dave Chappelle, Janine Garofalo, Kate Hudson, Courtney Love, Martha Plimpton,
hilarious, Christina Richie, Paul Redd, goes on.
on and on. It takes place in New York City in the 80s, and it's one of those films that has
multiple stories that all kind of intertwine in the end, but I know they make movies like that
now. They suck. This one did it best. They probably did it first. So good. 10 out of 10.
Also, it doesn't stream anywhere because the soundtrack is so amazing. They can't afford to
pay royalties on the music. So good luck finding it.
it's great.
Hannah and Des love the pod.
I feel like this is a great prop for me because I'm not an old movie watcher, even though I wish I was.
However, the one movie I absolutely love that I recommend to any girly out there is called
Now and Then.
It's basically an old movie about four best friends when they're kids and then when they
reconnect later in life.
And it's just such a heartwarming story about like,
tweens turning into teens and then like your life is an adult and it's like
adorably cringy but also yeah so heartwarming and so sweet and I highly recommend
hi Hannah does I love you so much I'm a giggler as well um my old movie I don't even know if
this counts because it was released in 2000 but like that's 24 years ago that's old um is
almost famous the nostalgia the sentimentality um like it's one of those movies where it finishes
and you're like okay cool so like my life will never be as good as this movie think so
hey hannah hey des love the podcast it's been almost 40 years since back to school came out
there's 21 year old robert downy junior who has a dozen
haircuts and hairstyles in the movie, but most of all you have Ronnie Dangerfield,
a comedic legend who's 65 years old, goes back to the college as a student, thinks he can
run the school and puts on just an absolute masterclass of one-liners, all while he does
backflips and front flips off a diving board. I hope to see you guys in San Diego soon.
Hi, Hannah and Des. There's an Australian movie called Wake in Fright that was made in
1971 and it's about a guy who is a school teacher working in the Aussie outback and he's trying
to go back to Sydney for the Christmas holidays and loses all his money gambling and get stuck
in this really fucked up town and it's basically like one of those dreams where you're trying
to escape but you just keep going around in circles this movie is like kind of a psychological
thriller and it really informs a lot of Australian cinema and it also has
a kangaroo boxing scene so that's just really important for you to see hi hannah and does thank you so much
for this podcast it's so fun this is such an important prompt to me because i feel so strongly that
my favorite movie is one that everyone should at least watch once which is the bird cage with
nathan lane and robin williams mehi recipes and hank azaria because the combination of those
three actors is just comedy genius. The film is about a gay couple, Nathan Lane and Robin Williams,
so it is Pride Month, and everyone should watch it, just for that alone. They own a drag club
in South Beach, Florida, and Nathan Lane and Robin William's son is getting married,
and the woman he wishes to marry, her parents are conservative, like senators.
and so it's all about like how do we how do we make this i don't know hey mom and dad long time giggler
devil lord dialer all the things an old movie i'd recommend i feel like old is relative um but
1989 steel magnolia s t e e l you can rent it on prime i don't know that is my favorite
movie but it's definitely a classic when you're talking about old movies it's got sally fields
Julia Roberts and our Lord and Savior
Dolly Parton. So if you're from the South,
you're automatically going to love it. It is a little
longer, but it goes through everythings
and you're going to laugh your ass off.
And you're probably going to cry. You're going to cry.
I'm not going to lie. You're going to cry. But it's going to be great.
It's a great movie. 10 out of 10.
If you haven't watched it, you need to
at least give it one shot. And if you
don't like it, then you're not from the South.
Okay. Love you, bye.
Hi, guys. I hope you're
having a good day.
um the movie that i think that everyone needs to watch if they haven't already is what's eating gilbert
grape it is just so devastating and iconic and moving and leonardo decaprio's performance
is like unreal so yeah that's all i have to say okay thanks love you bye
