Berner Phone - Berner Phone #47: Best Song Lyrics Ever

Episode Date: June 30, 2024

We're going through the dialer's favorite song lyrics and there are even some impromptu performances. We learned Hannnah likes music that makes her want to punch a wall and Des likes music that makes ...him tear up.  For 15% off deodorant -  use code BERN at lumedeodorant.com Get high quality essentials at quince.com/BERN for free shipping and returns Get the best drinks with free shipping at liquiddeath.com/BERN High quality athletic wear at greatnesswins.com code BERN for 25% offf nurx.com/BERN

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hi, it's Hannah Burner. And Des Bishop. Thanks for calling the burner phone. If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast. Hello, my little dialers. We have a fun episode today. We've never talked about it, but we're doing it. Let's talk music.
Starting point is 00:00:26 Song lyrics. Do you want to know what motivated me to suggest this? What? it's not deep and meaningful I put on the song I'll house you by the Jungle Brothers which I loved when I was quite young in my very short period
Starting point is 00:00:42 where I thought I was going to be a DJ when I was like 11, 12 years old It's a canon event I bought the 12 inch from the whiz and Main Street flushing The 12 inch is that referring to So 12 inches were like singles but on a full size
Starting point is 00:00:55 Oh I thought that was like the name of the album And they were talking about like big dicks No, no, 12 inches is what DJs use, you know, like this. So it's like basically like the one song, usually like three or four versions of the one song on a full vinyl record. And I had like a crappy, you know, like a high-fi with a one turntable on top.
Starting point is 00:01:14 And I would like scratch on this crappy turntable. But anyway, I bought the 12 inch. Anyway, I'd listen to the other day. And the dumbest line, but it hit me because he goes, come on girl, an act a fool. There's no need to play a cool. everybody shake your butt and I was like wow I never realized basically these guys are saying don't be like aware of yourself
Starting point is 00:01:34 just let yourself go and I was like I don't think enough about the lyrics of songs and then I was like this would be a good prompt that's beautiful so that's where it came from well I was recently thinking about rap battles not rap battles um disc tracks and how like it's basically just two grown adults like making fun of each other doing your mama jokes but like literally just dissing each other but making it rhyme and everyone's like oh like it's like two grown men doing like silly poems that are mean yes and mean poetry yeah mean poetry but i do think there's some super profound stuff also sometimes it's not that profound but it just hits you like when little wayne said life is a beach and i'm playing in the sand that's aristotle yeah
Starting point is 00:02:18 well there was your fans definitely came with a lot of rap lyrics good i when i when i gave that when i when i suggested the prompt i i thought there would be a lot more deep and meaningful stuff. Okay, let's not get judging. Let's not judge other people's music taste. I'm not judging. I'm just telling you the perception that I had of what will come in versus, and don't get me wrong, some deep and meaningful stuff came in so much so that once again I was crying,
Starting point is 00:02:44 listening to a couple of songs, people that were suggesting. When you guys make this cry. Well, just, you know, just some of the stuff that was coming in, you know, you listened to the song. This music is very nostalgic. Anyway, very good stuff. the dial. So can we, can we just, uh, can we just get right into it? Yeah. So let's start with one that I know that you love. Okay. Definitely, uh, from, from, from your crew. This is a really
Starting point is 00:03:10 timely question because, um, I've been thinking about, or I saw a video on Instagram about how, um, some people hear song lyrics and some people hear only the rhythm. And I'm definitely a lyrics person and my husband's a rhythm person. Um, so I want to know. what you guys hear and if you like i my husband will look at me and be like oh i love this song and like think it's like a love song we're like this song is a breakup song so we've just been thinking about this lately but anyway my name's justice um and my favorite song lyric of all time is lil wane's real g's move in silence like lasagna can't beat it yes that is the greatest that's i love how we've gotten two little Wayne quotes within what two minutes of the pot four minutes and two seconds since we turned on the recording
Starting point is 00:04:02 little Wayne is my everything that is so good and that has to be like the giggly squad slogan because we love lasagna that's so good honestly it's such a great line it's such a great line because yeah it's even if you're a comedian like if you're a comedian and part of your joke was i i i'm a real g's move in silence like lasagna my brain has been blown I mean it's a great it's a great one so this is what I'm talking about that's an awesome lyric I was I was thinking more in terms
Starting point is 00:04:33 of like stuff that has meaning for you but I also appreciate you need to acknowledge awesome lyrics and that is also I think my favorite lyrics are something that has humor and pokes it stuff and I also love the concept of like moving in silence because
Starting point is 00:04:49 a lot of American culture is very like and especially rappers too like I got this money I got this going on. Instagram is all just like, look at my pretty family, look at my boyfriend, look at my job.
Starting point is 00:05:01 It's like real jeez move in silence. Like you're doing things for you and not for other people's approval. So there is a deep meaning in that shit. And that's in the Bible for the record. All the way back to the Bible. Well, you just brought up the Bible.
Starting point is 00:05:15 There's the story about, you got to warn me before you. The people that tell everyone how holy there are, not the holy people. You got to, you got to be holy people. In your actions and in your living, not in your performance.
Starting point is 00:05:28 Yeah, people who pretend they're holier than thou. So Little Wayne be getting deep. Little Wayne is getting deep. We need to talk about how many white women in their 30s were inspired by Little Wayne. Well, I always say Cat Williams strongly influenced my comedy, and people always just look at me. And I was like, no, it's the energy, it's the silliness, it's the swag. Yeah, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, and Chris Rock inspired me. So that's just the way it is.
Starting point is 00:05:52 Yeah. I do have to say, too, that I joke with Paysley. a lot that page doesn't listen to music enough and I said like music can really change your mood and give you perspective and I in a second music can make you feel that oh I'm not the first person to ever be going through something like this and because there's like a beat and it's like finessed and cool you feel like you're living in a rom-com or you're living in like a movie I do have to say with the pressure of my special coming up I spice Princess Diana and Meg the
Starting point is 00:06:25 stallion hiss literally got me through that dark time because whenever i was feeling like questioning myself or insecure i just put because these girls are dealing with high pressure performances and i just put that shit on and if you're listened they just talk about like forget all your doubts don't come for me i'm doing my thing is like the overall vibe you know what i think needs to be compiled what a compilation of the greatest similes in hip hop because rappers love to use similes And this is this is this is up there in probably the top 10 similes in hip hop real G's moving silence like lasagna great simile I think somebody needs to compile I think I'm going to do a TikTok be like this is the top 10 similes of of hip hop part one people like my video so much this is a part two of the best similes in habab
Starting point is 00:07:15 I think that I think that's necessary definitely do it or it's like the time that rappers had like amazing grammar There's so many I mean I can't I actually now I'm annoyed now that I didn't like get a list
Starting point is 00:07:28 for right now but something to think about for the future all right let's switch it up let's go a little more on the deep front pools of sorrow
Starting point is 00:07:36 waves of joy are drifting through my opened mind possessing and caressing me from the Beatles across the universe pretty deep I know
Starting point is 00:07:47 could not have been more opposite nice and quick no it's fucking beautiful it is fine to think John Lennon lyric I looked it up How these lyrics were written Like were they high out of their minds Okay so you I actually looked it up
Starting point is 00:08:02 And there's a very funny story about this So this was during their like drug era But what's so funny is that John Lennon talks about The initial inspiration for this song was He was in bed with his first wife And she wouldn't shut up Oh And he originally
Starting point is 00:08:20 wrote the lyric in terms of just her incessant bugging of him but when he went to write the song it moved into like a spiritual place of words flowing in and out of his mind but bitches be nagging me but literally I thought it was so funny because everyone hears this song and they just because he makes it spiritual and he brings it into this you know they got into this transcendental meditation during that period
Starting point is 00:08:42 but it actually begins with will she ever shut the fuck but internally though but I also feel like you don't know where creatively inspiration comes and it always comes from something like minute and just like very standard and then you add your genesis quah to it. And it's a great song but then it's funny
Starting point is 00:09:02 I want a deep dive on this one and then some critics consider that song to be like wishy-washy nonsense and then others feel that it's quite deep but yeah listen to it I have to say a beautiful song but you know John Lennon also you know like when you actually I'm not going to get into but when you deep dive into John Lennon you realize that like
Starting point is 00:09:19 you know, he wasn't the ideal guy. You know, actually, the more you look into the beaters, you always think John Lennon's the guy, but really when you deep dive, you realize McCartney's actually the better individual. But I know that's controversial. Well, hot takes being thrown. We're not getting into it.
Starting point is 00:09:33 We're not getting into it. We're not getting into it. We'll get into it, but this is what I think. But you can't respond. We're not getting into it. I do have to say I did watch a good Beatles documentary about the day that Lennon was shot. And as someone who wasn't alive during it,
Starting point is 00:09:46 it was like cool to see what that day was well and also since our society is much more aware of toxic fandom it's also very interesting how far that can go yeah but that i i didn't mean to take it down so much somebody was just like messaging like a lot with just like uh really good lyrics just random lyrics so here's one of them thank you the shit bitch you're not even a fart so ice spice oh no That's ice base. You think of the shit, bitch? You're not even the fault. I'd be going hard.
Starting point is 00:10:22 I break in them hearts. Did you love that lyric? It just made me laugh because you got to understand I'm going through these and then all of a sudden, yeah, this is another one. I think it's the same girl. There's another one. I sneezed on the beat and the beat got sicker. That is all. That's a great line.
Starting point is 00:10:38 I sneezed on the beat and the beat. That's another little Wayne. I sneezed on the beat and the beat got sicker. Yep. That's another. I mean, Lil Wayne's lyrics are next. level is he underrated little way so during my like high school time i didn't realize this was gonna kind of treat ties on little way high school time like he he was so big like he was by far just like the greatest
Starting point is 00:10:58 and then he kind of just like disappeared so like there was a moment where everyone was like hands down he's the greatest lyricist rapper of all time but it was like four years and then it just like he can't and he came up with so much many albums like mr carter oh my god but you know the thing is that like I sneezed on the beat and the beat got sick is such a great line. But I don't want to bore the audience. But sometimes people always say to me, is it hard to do comedy in two different languages? And they always ask for an example of like why translation is difficult. But I sneezed on the beat and the beat got snicker is such a great example of why translation doesn't work.
Starting point is 00:11:36 Because it requires your language to have sick having the double meaning. Yes. Which it doesn't have in a lot of other. Yeah. Whoa. I didn't need to bore you guys. No, but it's just such a great example Because it's such a good line
Starting point is 00:11:50 Yeah But there was a couple of times where I would be translating I'd be like fuck man it doesn't mean the same thing The right way and it doesn't hit the same Yeah Actually I don't even know if that was Lil Wayne Oh no Oh no
Starting point is 00:12:01 He's on the beat Do you want me to Google that so that we get out of it? Yeah double check it because I've fucked up a mean girls quote Oh no yes And everyone was dying laughing in my DMs They were like you know you fucked that up Oh I sneezed on the beat and the beat got sicker
Starting point is 00:12:16 This is bad. What is it? Oh, God. This is bad. Oh, no. Who is it? It's Beyonce. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:12:29 How white are you right now? How white are you? Oh, my God. Wait, wait, wait. Okay, honestly, I just, I knew I was wrong about that. But I know it's partition, right? It's partition. Is it Yon?
Starting point is 00:12:46 Is the song Yonse? No. Yo, I'm not a Beyonce. The song is Partition, right? Partition, correct. Okay, I got the song right. You guys. Oh, it's funny.
Starting point is 00:12:54 This is a discussion for, okay, Beyonce's new song, partition, sneeze fetish forum. Oh. Oh, wait. Things that are showing here. Well, they say sneezes are like the closest thing to an orgasm. Oh, yeah. So, anyway. So, okay, so, well, the good news about that mistake was it was a very funny mistake.
Starting point is 00:13:12 Yeah, thank God. No, but they. They both had the, like, auto tune on it. Like, I seized on the beat and the beat got sicker. Great line. I should have known. I love Beyonce, but I'm not like, you know, I never deep dived into Beyonce enough to, like, immediately know all her songs. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:30 Honestly, like, I'm pretty sure everything you say I'm going to say it was Lil Wayne. All right. Well, this is funny because I'm embarrassed about this, okay? So I'll play it first and then I'm going to talk about it. Hello. My favorite song lyric is from the Ed Sheeran song. you need me, I don't need you. And it's, they say I'm up and coming, like I'm fucking in an elevator.
Starting point is 00:13:53 When I first heard that, when I was like, I don't know, 12, I didn't understand it. And then it clicked after listening to that song. I thought this man was a modern day Shakespeare. I thought he was a lyrical genius. And I don't know. Another great simile. Yeah. But you know what's crazy?
Starting point is 00:14:14 I never paid attention to that song enough to realize the joke. No, no, no, yeah. Up and coming, like, I'm fucking an elevator is such a great line. I never paid attention. Yeah, and also you don't assume that coming from Ed Shear and you're just waiting for like
Starting point is 00:14:28 something sweet. Yeah, I didn't know he was dropping like a hilarious. That's a top 10 simile right there. That's amazing. Yo, you love a simile. To be honest, man, this episode should have just been what's your favorite simile in music? You know?
Starting point is 00:14:43 That's so funny. Okay, can we keep a theme going to get into, but this is deeper. Yeah. Hello, Hannah andez. First of all, I'd like to apologize because I do think I accidentally somehow just sent like seven of these through completely blank. And that is because I have one brain cell left. And unfortunately, it can't go towards this because I have a job.
Starting point is 00:15:05 So, so sorry for spamming you. Don't even know how I did that. However, it does feel important that I come on here and still acknowledge the greatest lyric of all time by Christina Perry found in Jar of Hearts. You may know it. You're going to catch a cold from the ice inside your soul. Are you kidding me? It's so damn good. And here's why I know it's the best lyric of all time is because when I was in the seventh grade and I found out my boyfriend at the time was messaging another girl on Skype telling her he loved her, obviously I'm devastated. So what do I do? I make that lyric my Facebook status.
Starting point is 00:15:44 That's how I tell him how I'm feeling. And then we get in a fight in the comment section. And I think that is the marker for a good lyric. Wait, that is so iconic for so many reasons. First of all, Skype, Savage. Second of all, taking a lyric, putting it as your status, savage. Then fighting with him in public in the comments. That is so millennial coded.
Starting point is 00:16:04 That is millennial coded right there, man. So there was a funny time where, like, actually, we all would use song lyric. as our like aim away message to show how we're feeling that day and it was so teenage angst but stupid it was always just like feeling myself or something I remember once I wrote like I took one beer and I wrote like some lyric about being jaded like like oh no being faded and high or something it's like I had one smear enough like what would music be without breakups if breakups weren't didn't hurt you emotionally there would be 80% less music in the world yeah my my my thing though there's two types of people though like when you get sad some people get sad and
Starting point is 00:16:54 they immediately love putting on sad breakup songs yes and i guess they feel connected get it out get it out that's not me that's not me i will i like to like when good stuff is happening i'll put like a theme song to my life and be walking down the street with like the positive music if a breakup happens, I have that, like, bad bitch music where I'm like, oh, they don't know what's about to happen. She's about to be next level. He's going to regret everything he ever did. So I'm into more, like, the positive stuff because I don't want to process any sad
Starting point is 00:17:27 emotions. Yeah, not that everybody considers sort of like vengeful lyrics to be positive. True. I love a vengeful lyric. I also have to say, some lyrics aren't even, you know, cool similes or something, but they just for some reason directly correlate to your life. Yeah, especially if you hear them at the right time. At the right time.
Starting point is 00:17:46 So I have to do a shout out to my boy and friend, H hoodie Allen, who was a guest on this pod back in the day. Hoodie Allen was one of these white college rappers. Like, I don't know if you know, um, oh, shoot, I forget his name. But there was a lot of these like white, like, beer rappers coming up during my college time. And H hoodie Allen, which is a great name. Oh, Hooty Allen? I wasn't paying attention.
Starting point is 00:18:12 He's a Jewish rapper. And he has this song called No Sleep Till Brooklyn. And it was like my senior year in college and I was in Wisconsin. I was missing Brooklyn. And it's all about like having no faith in Brooklyn and what could have been. And I don't want to leave this place, but he fell in love with some girl from Brooklyn. So I like the song. And then there's a line.
Starting point is 00:18:32 And this fucking shook me because it came out of nowhere. But it just says, so maybe I won't make it as an athlete. but that don't mean I'm going to let the competition pass me and that like shook me because I was literally like dealing with your existential crisis I was literally deciding that I was going to fail at this sport I pursued but then it was like but I'm still going to be something
Starting point is 00:18:55 and I didn't know what it would be but I kept like playing that music and I had his Netflix special comes out on July 9th but it's true it's like just because you were making something I'm still gonna I'm not a loser and I do think sometimes there's this thing called like song manifestation where if you play these positive songs
Starting point is 00:19:17 there's a song called like I'm a lucky girl that girls have been playing on TikTok that's like I'm a lucky girl all good things come to me move through me so like girls they'll play it all the time so like the secret and lyric form yes so like when you have these positive lyrics in your head or these like badass lyrics all the time
Starting point is 00:19:37 I really do think it helps you get out of your own head and start like putting that energy in your soul all right i mean period that's a positive for you period all right so speaking of great uh break up songs i mean well the heartic i think is a better word this probably from a line from a great hearty song of all time hi hannah and des um love you both giggler here as well um one of my favorite song lyrics is an adele song song someone like you i mean we're gonna get deep here but like you know we love a mental health moment obviously um in that song she says regrets and mistakes their memories made who would have thought how bittersweet this would taste and i just you know every time i hear it i'm like damn
Starting point is 00:20:25 that just really gets to me you go girl adele anyway love you both bye well if people don't know adele is des's favorite i mean i love adele i even i mentioned her and me and mama as that her voice has a is a direct connection to my soul cuts right through all the anger the only way it's just like it's like her voice uses ways and just avoids all the traffic and just goes just goes right to the heart what's your number one adult song I mean honestly it's kind of that one because it was the time in my life where it had had meaning for me and it's just you know because there's something so beautiful about you know that you had something with somebody that doesn't leave you the feeling of what you had doesn't leave you but the
Starting point is 00:21:13 hurt of them just having this other life without you is it's fucking torture and there's this beautiful sort of almost desperation of her wanting to still be connected to this guy but also not being it's it really captures like true emotion there's no there's no hiding in that song you know just trying and of course she's like she's trying to act like she's happy for this the guy but she's really not she still wants to be connected to him it's that that's i think that's one of the best songs ever written in my opinion so vulnerable of her it's vulnerable because you could say whatever you want but it with that voice and you're still cool but she's basically like i don't feel good about this yes i my favorite adele song which i think is so underrated which was
Starting point is 00:21:59 i think the first song i ever heard from her when started playing on mtv was chasing pavements yes Should I give up or should I just keep chasing pavements even if it leads nowhere? And it's such a like sad like line about just like existence where it's like what are we doing? Adele is the queen of sadness. I know, but I love her. And I do think like she's very comedic. Obviously she's. Yeah, I went to her show in Madison Square.
Starting point is 00:22:26 Apparently she just like does stand up the whole time. In fact, it actually started to annoy me because I love her song so much. Yeah. I'd like, you know, we watch a lot of standup. I was like, Adele, I mean, I love it. Normally, I hate when they don't talk enough. Adele talks a lot at her shows. But it's funny because she's being hilarious and then singing the saddest songs.
Starting point is 00:22:42 But there's humor and sadness are so inter-correlated. Humor and set. A hundred percent. Yeah. And it's like two ways to deal with it in coping is either like singing about it. She's just like creatively expressing sadness in different ways. You know, nothing stinks more than New York City in the summer. And that's why I'm obsessed with Loomy Holwell.
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Starting point is 00:27:12 Hey, guys, this song is one of my favorites, and my girlfriend said that in the Giggly Squatores, she was last year, you played it before you came to the state. So my favorite song is Fucking Problems by A-Sapuro. one of the most amazing songs and my favorite lyric is I love bad bitches that's my fucking problem and yeah I like to fuck that's my fucking problem yeah I think there's such
Starting point is 00:27:37 poetry in this fucking lyric it's just like yeah I get this dude I get what he's trying to say this is like a man moment it's like bear versus man who will win the man or the bear yeah
Starting point is 00:27:51 that's Aesabrak shit if you know you know yeah thanks is that an Italian man He's not He's not a native English speaker That we know for sure Wait I love that a dude
Starting point is 00:28:03 I'm pretty sure he messaged him before But I could be wrong Yeah No that's okay So for people don't know When you are going on the road They go Oh what song do you want to walk out to
Starting point is 00:28:14 So this song Sets the tone for your set And the song that I've been doing Since day one Isap Rocky Fucking Problems Start at 20 seconds and it literally just goes
Starting point is 00:28:27 I love bad bitches that's my fucking problem and yeah like the fuck I got a fucking problem yeah and that was my entire tour for six years you know what
Starting point is 00:28:37 I've I've been on many shows with you I don't always watch the whole show but I always watch the walkout and I never paid attention to how great that lyric is because I never realized like I love bad bitches that's my fucking problem and I'm like amen bro
Starting point is 00:28:52 and I think there's something empowering about it that like you're walking on basically being like I am that bad bitch that guy's rapping about and I'm also insinuating that I'm also him that like I have fucking problems and I'm about to talk to you guys about yeah but also it's to your fans too it's like here comes the bad bitch that you love yeah yeah a lot of deep meanings yeah and also those those girls are the bad bitches too yeah but also how many women can identify with this because like yeah I like fucking asshole guys. I mean, it's a, it hits so many.
Starting point is 00:29:26 It's deep meaning. I never knew that all the time. I was just like, great beat. Oh my God. No. And there's something about bad bitches. Like, I love that as a concept. Like, because girls are called a lot of things.
Starting point is 00:29:37 And I think like bad bitches. And ultimately he's fucking married or I don't know if they're married. But he's with the baddest bitch of them all, Rihanna, who I try to channel at all times. Like who's just, she's just like she's a mogul. She's confident. she takes creative risks like she's a bad bitch and um i think like bad bitch mentality is a thing and and then him saying like to fuck i got a fucking problem it shows like that you're not in control of things well yeah there's a little little sex addict vibes yeah whatever your like coping
Starting point is 00:30:10 mechanism is so i just oh and it's bad it's badass also because like well it makes all my like sex shit easy if you could get past that first lyric coming on so it kind of sets the tone for everything. Yeah, I used to say, I used to do this joke years ago about, you know, like bad guys and I used to compare it to political parties. And it's like,
Starting point is 00:30:32 Sinn Féin and Ireland, it doesn't matter, but like there's an Irish political party that's like controversial. I was like, you know, you want to fuck Sinn Fain, but when it comes to settling down,
Starting point is 00:30:40 you want to get with, you basically be like, you want to fuck Robert F. Kennedy, but when you settle down, you need to get with Biden. You know what I mean? You don't want to marry the fucking the bad bitch,
Starting point is 00:30:50 but in the end I kind of did. So, all right, you ready? Oh, God, yeah. It wouldn't be a fair representation of what came in percentage-wise if some of this wasn't represented. And as, first of all, what an impossible question, truly. However, this submission is specific for Taylor Swift. I'll start with all too well.
Starting point is 00:31:15 She has a few lyrics in there I'd like to touch upon. The first being, you kept me like a secret. but I kept you like an oath. That scratch is an itch. And also from that song, I called you up again, or you called me up again just to break me like a promise, so casually cruel in the name of being honest. I feel like that sentiment really rings true for a lot of people.
Starting point is 00:31:41 And finally, from one of her newest songs off of the Tortured Poets department, Love of My Life, or Lost My Life, rather, specifically you talked me under the table talking rings and talking cradles i wish i could unrecall how we almost had it all dancing phantoms on the terrace are they second-hand embarrassed that i can't get out of bed because something counterfeits dead oh wow like it's like is my oh she got cut off i mean you got to say fucking incredible the last one who i have to say her her last album was like lyrical just like
Starting point is 00:32:24 she was like toying with people like going off like crazy yeah but that's a heavy lyric oh my god yeah that's something counterfeits dead ooh baby no it's come on it's funny because I like I'm pulling up I can do it with a broken heart
Starting point is 00:32:41 that was one of my favorite songs on the tortured poets department and let me just read some of it it says because I'm a real tough kid I can handle my shit. They say, babe, you got to fake it until you make it. And I did. Lights, camera, bitch, smile, even when you die.
Starting point is 00:32:59 I was grinning like I'm witting. I was hitting my marks because I could do it with a broken heart. And then it cuts to, I'm so depressed. I act like it's my birthday every day. That line is, she's basically saying, I'm so depressed that I have to pretend I'm so fucking happy every day to not have people realize I'm depressed. Then she goes, I'm so obsessed with him, but he avoids me like the plague, which is such a, like, I would, you, I would never admit that in my life that any guy avoids me like the plague and I'm obsessed with him.
Starting point is 00:33:34 So that's, but you got to be honest. And, you know, this is deep, this is deep creativity. And then she goes, I cry a lot, but I am so productive. It's an art. I feel like so many girls could connect with that, that like, just because you're emotional, you're also getting shit done. And I joke, I cried while playing tennis matches. I've been so depressed while being my busiest and getting so much shit done. And then she goes, you know you're good when you could do it even with a broken heart.
Starting point is 00:34:01 So this is speaking to you? I think it just speaks to like that you can have inner turmoil and still be performing. Yeah, well, you have to do it. And by performing, it could be anything from just showing up to work and being in meetings and putting a smile on. I'm so depressed, but I act like it's my birthday. that is fucking iconic. Yeah, I mean, I think maybe Taylor Swift doesn't get enough,
Starting point is 00:34:26 maybe she doesn't get enough songwriting cred from non-Swifties? So the Swifties... Because every line that I've just heard is incredible. All the Swifties say is have you listen to her lyrics? She, first and foremost, is a songwriter and has been a songwriter since, like, a very, very young age, like, whatever, five years old,
Starting point is 00:34:47 something like weird phenom. genius vibes and she writes all her shit and that's why she connects with her audience because you could be like oh she just writes about her boyfriends you literally see her date someone and the next day she has the most incredible song that you know she did pen to paper about what she experienced the only problem is that there's probably something maybe slightly unethical about how public she is with her relationships and then she writes very personal stuff no i don't care but no no no no excuse me i don't care about monetize. I'm not talking about that. I'm just talking about the fact that there's not an anonymity about the experiences that she's talking about. But I'm saying that that's been a thing,
Starting point is 00:35:28 like there's a very famous interview on Ellen when Taylor Swift's like 19 and she's like, do these guys like get upset that they date you and then you publicly expose them? And she goes, well, then maybe they shouldn't do what they did. So people like that she's kind of like vengeful and powerful. You kept me like a secret. you kept me like an oath that I thought that was you came like secret I kept you like an oath yeah very yeah yeah I mean she's she's so smart that's why I was joking about her being with a guy who especially because she's never done anything wrong in any of her songs she has a hundred percent success record well no but in her her whole song is it's me hi I'm the problem it's me oh right
Starting point is 00:36:13 that's her literally being like oh wait I guess I'm the problem because this has been like a consistent thing and that's what her eras are about because she'll be like a lover girl era and i'm speaking like not as like a really really um i'm not all up on everything but like she has her love ago era then her reputation era was like when when basically conier came for her and she lost her reputation she was coming back just like badass and like revenge and stuff and being like everyone hates me and i don't care oh my god there's lines from reputation are you a swifty are you like are you like a closet It's Swifty or something? For sure,
Starting point is 00:36:47 Clos of Swifty. I'm not like, yeah. I've never heard this much passion about Taylor Swift. Oh, I'm fucking up on,
Starting point is 00:36:52 I also watch her documentary weekly. All I know is that I, you know, I like Taylor Swift songs. You know, I'm not a Swifty. I'm not a Swifty,
Starting point is 00:37:01 but I like Taylor Swift songs. But I, every time somebody points something out to me, I do kind of go like, oh, this girl, for the people that aren't into Taylor Swift,
Starting point is 00:37:10 probably don't give her enough credit. Well, people will joke that every song sounds similar. like I was walking through the park seeing what he's playing and doing my thing going my straining like they think it sounds similar when it's like it's kind of like if you're listening to a language that you don't understand you're like it sounds the same everyone's saying the same
Starting point is 00:37:32 thing and it's like no you're not listening no no she's she's good um so I'm just gonna play this we'll talk about it then maybe I try too hard but it's all because of this desire I just want to be liked. I just want to be funny, but it looks like the joke's on me. So call me Captain Backfire. I'm never speaking up again. It always hurts me. I'd rather be a mystery than... I forget the rest. But the beginning part was good. We'll probably edit that to give her a bit more flow. But she doesn't say who the lyric is from, but before we discuss it, it's very relevant to, I, I, I like the lyric because it's relevant to us. Yeah, it's quite, how many times have you just, like, been trying to, like, impress and you fucking, you end up, like, offending somebody or, or, like, you know, trying to get too much attention and then, you know, so the joke's on you kind of.
Starting point is 00:38:34 Yeah. Yeah, well, when you're always trying to be the joke, to create a joke, and then you realize you're actually the butt of the joke and it's like your biggest fear is that. But then someone just saying that and being like that, that should happen sometimes. It's like, it is scary when someone voices your biggest imaginary fears. Yes. Great line. Yes. Guess who it's from?
Starting point is 00:38:59 Because I had to look it up. Ooh. Okay. Is it a singer or a rapper? Singer. It's relevant. Like during this time. I've deliberately played it right now.
Starting point is 00:39:11 I've played it deliberately now after our last one. And I was surprised when I saw it. Who is it? John Mayer. John Mayer. Yeah. Wow. There you go.
Starting point is 00:39:23 Wow. Well, he's known to like he likes to be kind of silly, funny, poke fun of himself. Now, was it, was it Jake Gyllenhaal or him that I kept you like a secret? Or you kept me like a secret. I kept you like an oath. I think that's Jake Gillen. Oh, right. Okay.
Starting point is 00:39:37 It was all too well. Wow. It hurts me that one of the lines that spoke to me was from John Mayer. This does remind me of... The villain of... the piece. Yes. There is a right now a nickelback documentary that I didn't love the documentary but it's basically about like why did everyone turn on nickelback and they become the biggest joke. They've become a meme and everyone's like why do people hate them so much and people like oh it's corny. It's very like pop
Starting point is 00:40:04 rock just to make like it's just too easy but it's funny because even something like espresso the song Espresso right now it's like it's me espresso. It just it's people like lines that are like weird and don't make sense but they're cute and rhymy but then nickelback you actually listen to it and like look at this photograph every time I see it makes me laugh like he he has these deep fucking like nice lyrics that just aren't like cool and like what does he mean by that um but I thought bringing nickelback back I'm just saying I only know one nickelback song rock star all the memories I was done with on a back door all the foes time to say whatever okay long story short nickel back just not deserve the
Starting point is 00:40:50 hate they get nobody deserves largely most people don't deserve the hate they get in in terms of people just not being liked for being who they are yes one thing people get hate for doing fucked up shit but people that just people they just sometimes people decide something's not cool and then they have to live with that i think the songs yeah the songs were actually good it was that they they didn't like that the head guy had like his silly hairdo yeah And he was saying like this. Wait. So what are you going to do?
Starting point is 00:41:18 I have to bring up another Tyler Swift lyric. I'm so sorry. You haven't been able to let this go. No, because I'm like now just remembering. That's what happens in every single episode we do. It starts to hit me and I get super passionate about it. I did something bad. You just reminded me of the side of Taylor Swift where she...
Starting point is 00:41:34 She's honest about herself? She's honest about herself. This is the first fucking line of this song. Okay. I never trust a narcissist, but they love me. and I so I play them like a violin and I make it look oh so easy because every lie they tell me
Starting point is 00:41:51 they tell three this is how the world works now he thinks all he thinks about is me wow like it's just about mind games and like dealing with these dudes who you're like he's horrible but I want him to see me
Starting point is 00:42:06 ooh ooh that was bad I really Hannah's coming out as a Swifty here today yep yep wonderful pistachios are the snack of summer that we've been eating nonstop because they've literally come out of their shells it's a little too easy to just put them in your hand and put it in your mouth i'm obsessed with all of them i mean we're out of control in here i'd say 40% of my calorie intake is from these pistachios so many flavors
Starting point is 00:42:34 they have chili roasted honey roasted sea salt and vinegar which is amazing the sea salt and vinegar smoky barbecue sea salt and pepper and the newest edition of jalapeno lime. Have you had the jalapeno lime? No, the halapeno lime is the first one I had. Did you like it? In my opinion, am I allowed to express my own purse of pain? Yeah. The best one.
Starting point is 00:42:51 But, you know, some people don't like a little bit of a spicy kick. Oh, God. But it's the convenience. It's about the fact that you don't have to sit there and take them out of the shell. Also, sometimes we snack so unhealthfully, and this is a healthy snack for when you're on the move. You know, we're outside. We're playing some tennis.
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Starting point is 00:45:46 Consultation required. Okay, so I want to run with a theme here, which is bands that suddenly people decide are not cool. Oh, my God. And probably, I think, deserve more credit. Here's one. Hey, guys, it's Dana from New York City. I love your pod and listen every week.
Starting point is 00:46:03 Um, my favorite quote is something I used as my senior year lyric or my senior quote in the yearbook. It's, I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it doesn't even matter. So it's a little negative, I guess, but it's from a Lincoln Park song. And I just thought it really made sense, especially in high school where, you know, I did like all the different activities and sports and it really just didn't matter because really how many people look back on high school all the time and all the things you did. I mean, a lot of things do help you become who you are, but I just think people take life too seriously.
Starting point is 00:46:40 And so that's just my favorite quote. All right, maybe this will make it on the pod. Thanks. Well, number one, what's so beautiful about that is that she got a lot out of that lyric. I mean, I got chills listening to that lyric. I think hearing a band sing basically being like, stop being so hard on yourself, I was really hard to myself and realized I shouldn't have been.
Starting point is 00:47:02 is so powerful and saying it just yelling because this is a yelling song in the end it doesn't even matter it's basically being like and no one cares and I had like a tweet about that where I was like I wrote something like no matter how bad things are going like at the end of the day when you can't think of anything else to make you feel better just remember that no one gives a shit about you and that will always help a little that no one fucking cares and at first you're like ooh and then you're like ah Ah, it's liberating. Yes, yes.
Starting point is 00:47:34 Lincoln Park was, I would never tell any, but this is how shame, like, this is how much, like, people saying Lincoln Park is not cool, like, affect it. Lincoln Park used to be my secret workout music, but I never wanted people to know. See, and that's fucked up because, like, Lincoln Park, to hate on someone, they have to get so big and to get so big, you have to be good and you have to be talented. Yes. I remember, though, like, do people hate Lincoln Park after they came out with the Jay-Z song? I don't know
Starting point is 00:48:01 But that's actually I think that's how I know Lincoln Park That song was so sick That's how I know them Oh my God, yeah That's the crossover That brought them into my life Yeah
Starting point is 00:48:09 I guess there was a little bit about Like some maybe in cell dudes Started to like love those songs Like the type of people They think like that music I'm all about listening To fucking anything Even if it's like corny weird
Starting point is 00:48:24 I'll get addicted to like random songs I'll get a soundtrack A random song from like Shrek That I'll just start listening to over and over again and some people might say I have bad taste of music but whatever gives you good feeling and emotion and you need well listen I'm happy to come out right now I'm not cool you know I've never really tried to be that cool and I'm not cool I'm not buying it the fact that you say you're not cool is like cool and I'm not trying to be cool by saying it I'm not cool
Starting point is 00:48:50 didn't he have a he had a bad end in the end right yeah he committed he unalived himself he well I think on alive is not a political correct term by the way it's the term that the internet created so that you wouldn't get banned. What is the term? Well, I think... He took his life. He took his own life, I think? And definitely part of it was the hate.
Starting point is 00:49:10 Died by suicide, by the way. If you say suicide, you say died by suicide. But Unalived is what they do on TikTok so you don't get flagged when you say suicide. Oh, wow. I'm speaking like internet lingo. Yeah. No, but just in case people were wondering what's the correct language. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:24 But it was because of hate, I feel like. You think so? I think it was depressed. I mean, clearly, he was much younger when he wrote that. lyric yeah he was depressed too i think there was some depression there yeah okay so since we're on the theme of uh uh people that uh are not cool hey hannah and des i love the lyric from the song higher power by cold play and it goes i'm so happy that i'm alive happy i'm alive at the same time as you i know it sounds corny but if you think about it it's insane that we were born at the same
Starting point is 00:49:55 time as the people that we love and admire and like artists we listen to and i just love that lyric i like a lyric that represents the randomness of life oh i love that too you know she i always felt cole play were very unfairly maligned very unfairly well they're another one it's all those guys in that time period got a lot of hate well i think it's because he started being with gwyneth i think that had a lot to do with it wasn't he also with till no that that was no no no chris martin but I feel like they've written a lot of awesome songs and for some reason they just got put into that into the hack bracket. Yes, the hack bracket.
Starting point is 00:50:35 It's so funny because that's what's similar with comedy and music is when someone starts getting considered hacky, but to be considered hacky, you have to be, people have to like you. Yeah, but I'm going to cut across you there and say there's a slight difference in that cold play weren't actually hacky you know like I I understand a lot of comedians are unfairly called hacky but but there are some easy jokes yes you know but cold play they weren't they weren't really hacky yeah just people just decide because they were popular saying yeah once the masses start to like them it's easy to be like well the masses like them because they're doing accessible easy things that everyone likes when all you're trying to do is gain traction that
Starting point is 00:51:24 more people like you and then when to when people like you that means it's a problem. Yeah, and it comes like a radio head versus coal plate thing like radio head of the... Yes, it's real.
Starting point is 00:51:32 Yeah. It's the classic, like they call it a comics comic. Comics comic means like they're not popular but comics, other comics think they're good. Yes.
Starting point is 00:51:41 When your only job in comedy is for the people to laugh. Yeah. But if just the other comics are admiring it, maybe it's not the ultimate goal. I mean, I can think a good examples
Starting point is 00:51:51 of like in the comedy world. Like, yeah. I'm not going to name any actual hacks because I'm not into like outing, hacky people. But I could tell you there's a British comic who is incredible. People try to put him in the hack bracket
Starting point is 00:52:04 which is absolute bullshit because he's fucking amazing Michael McIntyre. Top level British comic like if any of those people are listening. They know he's number one. And some comics comics, which I won't name, would have come after him in the past right, which is motivated by
Starting point is 00:52:20 jealousy but they get they get protected by their I'm cool cabal of angry men but actually Michael McIntyre is incredible Michael McIntyre kind of like a bit of a cold play of the comedy world unfairly maligned as a hack not but what does he care he's laughing all the way to the bank the guy's one of the top comics but anyway that's my that's my comedy comparison hot take love I'm not going to get into any American ones I'm just not going to get into it so that's our that's our people that shouldn't be called Uncooled section done.
Starting point is 00:52:55 I want to play this one because this person made an effort to sing. Oh, love it. And it also put me on a bit of a deep dive, which caused a lot of tears. Hey, guys, love you. I am currently in my bed, scrolling my phone. And this is the first time I'm using my voice this morning. So welcome. But I love, I'm a romantic girlie, okay?
Starting point is 00:53:22 so don't judge me. I like to suffer for love. I think it's magical and beautiful. So I love video games from Lana. And my favorite lyric is, it's you, it's you, it's all for you. Everything that I do, I tell you all the time. Heaven is a place on earth with you. Tell me all the things you want to do. I heard you like The bad girl's honey Is that true And yes This is it
Starting point is 00:53:58 I think it's beautiful I think it's deep I think it's therapeutic I think it's just Wait I love First of all she's saying it so well A lot of emotion I love that we have international
Starting point is 00:54:10 Little Dialers It makes me feel so cool And then Also I love people that like Love feeling Like she's the kind of friend that I need in my life like Haley who like Haley will cry over anything and I'm like wait if I felt 5% of the emotion you feel I would be like more comfortable within myself wait so did you do a
Starting point is 00:54:30 Lana deep dive I did because first of all when she sang that I do love that song but then I like listened to it fully and then of course I looked at the meaning and you know it was it was from like a like an adolescent relationship where she was you know kind of just like obsessed with the guy but also kind of like trying to be whatever he wants yeah what he wants but there was also something nice about the simplicity of youth they were just playing video games and hanging out
Starting point is 00:54:53 and she was just like wanted to be his everything it was just it was nice and it was just so nice also that a song you could feel it because the video the video is nice too
Starting point is 00:55:03 I watched the video and there's like a nostalgia to it that's so great oh well she's artful oh god in the next way and her voice is incredible so of course
Starting point is 00:55:12 I've been driving around listening to her songs she's another one man summertime sadness I got that summertime, sadness. Oh, kiss me right before you, girl.
Starting point is 00:55:26 I know a couple of her hits, but I, anyway, it's, first of all, full marks for the singing, but that song is very emotional. Even if you,
Starting point is 00:55:35 even if you didn't speak English, and you were just hearing, and you were just hearing words, you can feel it in the, in the vocal. That is actually such a crazy concept that you can evoke emotion without having any,
Starting point is 00:55:48 like lyrics well she can she absolutely yeah adele can lady gaga can yeah i mean shallow yeah well it's in the show yeah it's in me i do have to say not to make this about me but ever since i died my hair i've been getting lana people who'm saying i look like lana which is interesting because you got to put a little extra in your lips i was going to say lana doesn't really look like Lana. If you Google it. That's what I noticed. That's the one thing I noticed, even in that video.
Starting point is 00:56:21 She's become like a, yeah, this piece of art. Like her face and everything is a piece of art. But if you Google her before, like she was just kind of this like blonde normal chick and she's become this kind of piece of sculpture. But one of the great haunting voices. Haunting. Well, she was the ones. Will you still love me when I?
Starting point is 00:56:44 I'm no longer young and beautiful. I mean, there's a lot of, we're going to ruin it. I know you will. I know that you will. When you say it, it seems threatening. True. I know you will. Why does it sound like I'm being haunted by a ghost?
Starting point is 00:57:07 Wait, also, oh no. I already know that you'll still love me when I'm no younger. and beautiful I'm ahead of the game I have one other person who have lyrics that I fuck with who's that no doubt Gwen Stephanie didn't come up I'm just a girl
Starting point is 00:57:25 I'm just a girl in the world and that's all that they'll let me be and she's just like yelling it and badass and conti I'm just a girl a little of me don't don't give me out any right
Starting point is 00:57:41 Hannah definitely identifies more with the with the angry songs and the vengeful songs. So for anyone listening, I can't believe I didn't open with this plug, but when girls come to my show, they would just play like generic music in the crowd, and I was like, no, this is an experience. Like when people sit down
Starting point is 00:57:59 and want them to immediately get the vibes. So I created this playlist, and it's called the Angry Woman playlist. Oh, yes. And it's all just, like, songs. It started with, like, Alanis Morissette and that kind of vibe. Then I went to, like, Christina Aguilera, and the next thing, you know, it was just, like, anything that makes me feel pumped up and, like, proud and excited.
Starting point is 00:58:21 So the Angry Woman pre-show playlist is on Spotify. I highly recommend you guys like it and listen to it. Oh, you have it on there, do you? Yeah. But I'm going to play this one because I have it listed as funny performance, and I don't know why. Hi, Hannah. Hi, hi, Des. Love you guys.
Starting point is 00:58:38 Love the podcast. So I'm not sure about, like, the best. song lyrics of all time, but I am a wheezy fanatic till I die. So this one's pretty good. Should I wrap it? I will. Devil on my shoulder. The Lord as my witness. So on my Libra scale, I'm weighing sins in forgiveness. What goes around comes around like a hula hoop. Karma is a bitch well just make sure that bitch is beautiful i think really he's talking about like life decisions life is about choices and you have to weigh what's good and what's bad and karma's going to come your way so i really think he's a lyrical genius if you listen to any of his stuff
Starting point is 00:59:27 um love you guys bye great way to take us out oh my god Hannah's on the Hannah's Googling again Okay I have to do Add to You know Did you know what she meant When she said wheezy?
Starting point is 00:59:41 Actually I'm not that Will Wayne is Weezy Baby Oh okay He goes Boise Baby So I didn't even know That we're getting Another Lil Wayne lyric here
Starting point is 00:59:47 So when I was Driving a practice in the morning And you're You're so tired You have nothing left You have no motivation You have to go to this practice You need to find something
Starting point is 00:59:59 In your heart To get you going We'd put on Drop the world by little Wayne and it goes I got ice in my veins blood in my eyes hate in my heart
Starting point is 01:00:08 love in my mind I see nights full of pain days are the same you keep the sunshine same of the rain I search but never find hurt but never cry I work forever try
Starting point is 01:00:18 but I'm cursed so never mind and it's worse but better times he's further and on the top gets higher the more that I climb the spot gets smaller and I get bigger trying to get into where I fit
Starting point is 01:00:27 in no room for a blank but soon for a blank it beyond motherfucker because all this bullshit it makes me strong motherfucker so I picked the world up and I just drop it on your fucking head. Wow.
Starting point is 01:00:39 Good performance. Insene. Wait, I don't want to be a rapper so bad. Anna, you, you know, man, this is what we've learned from this podcast is like, it has to be like angry and vengeful. I'm Sicilian.
Starting point is 01:00:53 It's great. It's, I'm Sicilian. Honestly, the whole time this podcast, I've been really identifying with like the songs about hurt. And you're just all about like the vengeance and the,
Starting point is 01:01:03 anger and like i'm gonna fucking take this motherfucker over no like i've not i honestly have to and i don't mean to like i heartbreak is not a big emotion in my life it's more just like on to the next on to the next stutter from the bottom now we're here to the left to the left to the left to the left everything you own in a box to the left actually we have to finish on this you know what that reference was i i i i i i don't say continue okay i i did so like actually can we finish on this because when this came up I looked up the lyrics to this song and Jesus Christmas this is one of the most intense songs ever written wait can we say Jesus Christmas more often that's hilarious have you never heard Jesus Christmas
Starting point is 01:01:43 I have bring it back that is so funny it's so out of pocket so I look to fuck me man what a song I love this prompt because I have so many favorite song lyrics but the first one that popped in my head was in the song Love the Way You Why by Eminem featuring Rihanna and it see you don't get another chance life is no Nintendo game. You don't get another chance. Life is no Nintendo game. Obviously great lyric.
Starting point is 01:02:07 But then, of course, I did the deep dive on that song, which I love. And I've tried to sing that song in karaoke. It's fucking almost impossible. It's lyrically very complicated. You can, if you're in Google mode. Yeah, I'm looking up the lyric.
Starting point is 01:02:18 The song is super intense because it's really about a toxic. I mean, even the just title, Love the Way You Lie is so fucking layered. Yeah, I guess that's why they call it window pain. I mean, like, everything, find a couple of classics. I mean, it's so. so good.
Starting point is 01:02:33 Yep. I do have to say the one song, and I think it does turn kind of vengeful, is unfaithful by Rihanna. Have you ever heard unfaithful by Rihanna? It's basically about someone who's, she's cheating, and she doesn't know how to deal with that. And it's, because you always deal with songs about, like, I found out he's cheating, fuck him. It's literally, like, um, I know that he knows that.
Starting point is 01:03:02 I'm unfaithful and it kills me inside to know that I'm happy with some other guy I can see him dying I don't want to do this anymore I don't want to be the reason why every time I walk out the door I see him die a little more inside I don't want to hurt him anymore I don't want to take away his life I don't want to be
Starting point is 01:03:18 a murderer who what are you trying to say huh I just got chills what are you trying to say I'm just saying it's also like not even about cheating it's about when you love someone and you don't want to to hurt them and the nuance of like that perspective um who you guys this was a crazy episode
Starting point is 01:03:39 honestly i had too much fun this episode yeah great guys do you have to do a playout for this my record yeah we'll do some playouts my recommendation is go and read the lyrics of love the way you lie uh our pot is being ended by abby the foster dog walking in who's available for adoption and i'm in stanford can i get tonight if this podcast gets up on saturday hopefully it does. Otherwise, the most important gigs you need to, guys, you need to go to Rochester gigs. I'm there all weekend. Plenty of tickets left. Rochester. Madison, Wisconsin just went on sale, by the way. Go badgers! All right, we'll talk to you guys soon. Peace. Hi, Hannah. Hi, Des. I just jumped out about to record this because I couldn't
Starting point is 01:04:22 not with this prompt. So my favorite lyric is from a Leonard Cohen song, and it goes, there are cracks and everything and that's where the light gets in and it's just a nice reminder that when things aren't perfect or haven't gone the way you want them to that's something love they can still come out of it
Starting point is 01:04:42 and he's also my mum's favourite so that makes it extra special but I've just always loved that lyric and anytime I've told people about it it's been really comforting for them they've always got something out of it
Starting point is 01:04:58 you know if I tell them when it's when something isn't going perfectly it's always just like a nice thing to say to people um anyway love the podcast and i hope you like that one hello you beautiful people you guys always have really great prompts but this one got me especially excited my favorite line i think it's something that we can all relate to just really hits home for all of us it's i'm going to roll myself up in a big ball and die by Frank Sinatra in his song That's Life. It just really hits, you know.
Starting point is 01:05:35 Great song, great line. Mwa. Hi, Hannah and Des. Love you guys. Love listening to you guys. Best of luck to the both of you in your comedy endeavors. A fellow giggler here. A
Starting point is 01:05:51 fucking gag. I was in a relationship for four years and the person never told me they loved me. Like, Why was I there? I don't know. I was in my 20s. It's a blur now. And when that relationship finally finished,
Starting point is 01:06:06 it's a sappy one. Yes, it was a heartbreak song. It's called Best Part by her and Daniel Caesar. And when I tell you that I was on the floor sobbing, replaying the same line over and over and over again, because why, Rich? The line goes, if you love me, won't you say something?
Starting point is 01:06:27 Like, if you love me, why are you not saying something? The fuck? Like, do you love me or not? The fuck? Um, yeah, that was my heartbreak song. Bye! Hey, Hannah. Hey, does.
Starting point is 01:06:39 Okay, this might sound a little weird, but my favorite song lyric is, if you don't eat to meat, how can you have any pudding? And I love, this is Pink Floyd, by the way. Um, another brick on the wall. I love this lyric because it reminds me of Matilda, like that. mean teacher and it just kind of is like nostalgic for me and I don't know in college we would always like just say it around um I think more people should say that out loud anyways love you guys bye whatever team fee is on has a chance to win a championship I'm christina williams host of the
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