Berner Phone - Harry Jowsey: Falling In Love & Finishing Too Fast

Episode Date: June 29, 2022

Harry is back and is as hilarious as ever. He is in a new relationship so I get all the deets on why he decided to stop having seggs with everyone in LA. We also talk about his career and where is mental health is now that he is in love. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Burning Hell Hey, we are in L.A. Hell with the king of L.A. fuckboydom. My little whippersnapper-snapper dumpling kangaroo. Harry fucking Jousy! Let's go, bro! Wow, Hannah Bernhol, how are you feeling? Oh, good one. I knew you were going to come up with a funnier one than me.

How you feel it? My little foreskin. Married woman? I recently was thinking about Australian men because I think about them more than I should. I was just thinking how you guys are fucking just feral. Why, what's wrong with us? You're just feral. You're just, I was talking to the producer, actually.

Like, you guys are so charming. Yeah. But such loose cannons. Right. Am I right? Yeah, I guess so. Defend yourself. No

Am I actually No I'm a loose cat No because you guys are just so much fun And like you just You have an air about you Right But you found an Australian woman

Yes Yes She's awesome You found a reality TV Australian woman No it's so cringe Like yeah What did

What the fuck happened Because everyone was like We could have planned that Yeah Like It's so annoying because like

everyone just shits on me. He's like oh he's just going through the roster of Torto Handel Girls which is embarrassing but like we sat down and like just you know what's really weird the first time we met we just laughed like I didn't say anything we didn't talk there was no words it was just like a hug and we were just laughing and I was like

that's really fucking weird like imagine the first time we met and we're just sitting there just like staring each other and laughing like that's fucking nuts like she was laughing at your face I think so yeah she saw my skinny little legs and she's like wow and I was she's like sorry it's just you yeah and I was like I thought she was into me but she's just

like yeah laughing at me laughter is a love language people don't talk about it it was honestly really weird so she come on the podcast and then she just like moved in there's all they do say laughing at the same time is intimacy wow are you guys still laughing yeah yeah a little bit um okay so when you invited her on the pod

which is like a tip that's how dates start in L.A. right do you want to come my podcast Everyone has a podcast. Everyone was like, come on in. Yeah, so did you think she was cute before? Yeah, I thought she was like really sweet and like little and fun. Did you watch her season? No, I thought it was dog shit.

Yeah. Yeah, I watched a couple episodes and I was like, you guys want to. Do you think if you filmed with her, you would have fallen in love too? No. Ooh, explain. I mean, because I have my opinions about it too, yeah. No, I just think that those situations are such a high pressure. environment and like we already deal with enough shit so putting us in a high pressure environment

like that where I also have to worry about other girls other guys like coming in like and making it interesting yeah and like trying to make a good TV like it's just not healthy and if we met in that way like we probably wouldn't talk to each other like we're both pretty stubborn so we probably would just like end on the show and that be it but I feel like too stubborn people sometimes good because if you're stubborn for each other then it's like nothing can break you right yeah But you have to... Who said that? I don't know.

I don't know. It sounded wise as fuck though. My husband is... Oh, you're going to say husband. Wow. It makes me, like, feel old. Did he give me... My husband and I...

Yeah. Did he give me... I was like, is that the ring? He just, like, wanted to do something extra. This is just a bracelet. I think it's fake. Yeah. I was like...

Like my personality. So, I think that you... Dude, I love, you know, I, we got engaged in six months. Like, I feel like, really? Yeah, like, I don't fuck with just, like, being with someone to be with someone forever. Wow. And also, I feel like, you moving in together, you immediately know if you can fuck with each other. Yeah, like, I'm farting on her and shit right now.

You're farting on her. It's getting too comfortable. Does she fart on you? No, I wouldn't let her. I'd put my thumb on her ass. No, I think she's, she doesn't, like, the crazy shit is, I've never smelled a poo from her. And I'm like, where do you do this? Or maybe you do smell.

it but you like her pheromones so it smells good oh really yeah it's like real native like caveman i um early on with my husband we i had a my appendix like a problem so they had to like remove my appendix or whatever the fuck they do and they like put a lot of air on your body so like early on i got home and like i just couldn't and it was like sulfuric like it was a smell like it wasn't even my natural farting smells it's kind of fun though i don't mind smelling a good fart you know when you smell like something disgusting and you're like you know what disgusted you're just like curious like that that's kind of fun like that's what I'd be doing

recently you're like hmm kind of oaky little oaky fire is that what is that no it's interesting did you have tie yesterday but that like immediately took any like me being afraid of him seeing me in a bad light yeah because I couldn't stop and

but we laughed about it it just was like constant like you just after a bad intense surgery, people won't tell you about it. You just fart a lot. Really? Yeah. And you guys, what, you're, how many months in were you at that point? Pretty early on, like, two or three months and we're living together.

Wow, you're like, gassy girl. You're just fucking ripping it. Yeah, yeah. But did he think it was funny, or did he think it was weird? He first thought it was funny, but then he started to be like, oh, not again. No. Oh, and I'm going to start, you know what? That's what George is doing now.

She's like, oh, for fuck sake, Harry. Like, we can't have a nice moment. I'm like, look, like, you're in my house under my roof. And if my bowels want to let go, I'm going to rip it. See, I'm about a farting equilibrium where, like, there's a little bit of respect, but, like, I can't have you, like, loose and I have to clench. That's the thing. Like, if she wants to let it go, she can let it go.

But, like, farting feels good. Feels nice. Like, honestly. What does queefing feel like? Is that fun? Queefing is weird because, you know, fart, you feel it coming on? We're a quefe. It's like a peeve.

No? Oh, yeah, no. Well, yeah, a fart. Like, you're like, oh, I need to. And then it's a. then you're like, ah, it's a release, where a queef, it just kind of is like someone punched an air, and the air goes, p, oh, so you don't know when it's coming? It's just like, it's like if his dick goes in a weird way. Yeah, but, okay, interesting. It's like there's

already air, and then his dick comes in, and with some moisture, it just makes it up. Nice. And that is sex ed with Hannah. Thank you for coming. Harry, you teach your boys, bring it back to the crew. queving's fun though I feel like it's interesting Does that mean you have a big dick or a small dick That's what I want to know That is such a good question

Let me think It means that you're like Letting air come in So it's tiny So it's tiny So it's tiny Fuck it hell But I do have to say

I love quefeing Which we talked about before It's a thing Yeah yeah you're a quefe machine I think I don't actually queve I am farting Oh really

You know when like You just kind of let loose And you release And maybe, like, if I have a little fart that could come out, it will come out during sex. Nice, a little bit of flavor. Yeah, keep it spicy. Yeah, yeah. And, but dudes, they don't, they're stupid.

So, like, they'll hear something and they go, what was that? And you go, it was a queef, and they're like, hot. Yeah. And they keep going. What guys ever said hot to a queef? Like, some, I think guys are like, they're kind of like, they feel like they, like, did something to you kind of. Really? Do you not think quefs are hot?

No, I just ignore it. I'm like, I don't want you to feel embarrassed. I'm just going to continue doing the job. I was like, really, like, 30 seconds left. Because I'm like, you did that to me. We're farts. I'm like, I shouldn't have had Mexicans today. That's on me.

And that's, I own that shit. That was not me. If it doesn't smell, though, like, there's no way. Because I realized early on that, like, you can't, they can't tell what the air is coming from. No, we got no idea. So you just go, oh, my God, a creep. Where, like, I once farted on a guy's face when he was going down on me. Wow.

And it's, like, because I was, like, trying to orgasm. and I was like kind of like getting I was like pushing a little and then it hit it and like he British guy couldn't get a boner for like two months Really? Yeah

Wow I mean I'm just kidding It probably wasn't two months But like the night was over Yeah that sucks Because he was just I was like come on I keep going and he's like

Like he was laughing He was laughing so hard Exactly You fucking Dutch oven him down there And he's just like fucking drowning in it But this is the thing, like, imagine, like, when you're fucking, you're so free and you're just like, whatever happens happens, where, like, the girl, like, how are you supposed to hold it all in? Like, keep my stomach in, keep my butt out, keep my quefs in, keep my farts in, but also orgasm, like, that's fucking, that's why girls aren't coming. Yeah.

That's the orgasm gap. Thinking about it too much. Yeah. Just let go. So you wouldn't be. You shit yourself, whatever. Like, at least you know you're doing something right. Like, she's fully relaxed.

When people have babies, they shit themselves. That's the craziest. So George is a midwife. So she's like delivers babies and shit. And she was telling me that like about like bath bursts and shit. I was like, there's shit in there with the baby? She's like, yeah. I was like, get the fucking scoop that out.

Like it's disgusting. But she was like telling me how beautiful it is. And I told it. I was like, get me away from that. Because I saw a video one time at university and it made me like never want to have sex again. But obviously it didn't really last too long. But like it was literally like a baby's head. So I'm trying to study at university.

I look across in the library. There is a lady watching on a fucking big screen with an audience giving birth, like close in on this chick's vijay, and the little baby's head coming out. And then like a tube of toothpaste, this fucking poo. Like, meo. I was literally just like, yo, what the fuck? That made me want to stop having sex. But I appreciate what women go through to do that. But like, can you poo before you give birth?

Like, that's crazy. it's crazy too because during sex like you can't yeah you can't think of all the possibilities of how you could gross out your partner so you have to get to comfortable part how long did you guys wait before doing the deed we did it on the podcast day oh cool really yeah first day I did mine second day you got to check you got to check the equipment early yeah what are you going to text each other about your hobbies for three weeks to like play hard to get yuck so you agree that it doesn't matter when a girl hooks up with you I don't give you a fuck like it's whatever it's fun like for me like I love physical touch and I love like just getting down to business

but also like I'm not fussed like if we have to wait a week or whatever but I just think it's stupid like I've been with girls and they're like oh no you're gonna wait and I'm like okay well you can just fuck off I don't care like well it's a game

it's a game and it's also like what they think making you wait is going to make you feel differently about them when it's like I know what you're doing It's like we're in bed, we're both naked, I'm about, adults. Yeah, I'm about to, like, come in, like, if you just put this thing in for 10 seconds, it's game over, but, like, you're going to make me, like, wait, like, I'll go on the bathroom and give myself a great time. Like, it's honestly crazy.

I've had, like, so many, and I've spoken to my friends about it as well. I'm like, how do you feel when it goes, like, oh, no, like, date four is when you're going to be able to see my fucking little raisin? Like, they're just, like, who cares? Like, we're not children, you know? It's true. I think it's when you're younger that you're. You're like, I'm scared, I'm not comfortable, like, I just want to kiss.

And then it gets a point in your late 20s where you're both adults, you're both in bed. What are you going to do? Play Parcheesey? No. Is that what it's called? Parcheasy? Never heard of Parcheasy. I'm educating you.

What is it? My young son. Is it with cheese? I don't know. It's a fucking game. It's some boomer game. Wow. Wow.

Sorry, I hang out with wise boomers sometimes. Wow. But, like, also, like, where. This is the only time we're ever going to be this sexy, so you may as well just get fucked. For sure, and I'm a big proponent of, like, don't just act pleasant and, like, you can't trick someone to love you. You know, like, these girls, like, I've done it where I'm like, okay, he just saw the wrong side of me that day. I just need to see him again and give him different energy or, like, be a little bitchier. Like, I didn't know, it wasn't funny enough when it's like, no.

Who cares? Who cares? and also, like, trust that he sees you the way he's going to see you. Yeah. And it's like, I almost, like, with her, what made you fall for her? Just how she makes me laugh all the time. Like, we'll just be, like, sitting. Like, even on the couch, like, last night, I was watching TV.

I felt her staring at me. I looked over. She looks at the TV. And she'll just do, like, weird little things. We both will just start laughing. And also, she's a. her love language is like physical touch so whenever i'm just like sitting or doing anything she'll just like climb on me like all the time and for me like i love that she's your little koala she is

literally like i'll be in the kitchen like trying to make food and then she'll like come wrap her leg around me and like hold me and i'm like this is this is really nice because i didn't realize like that that was also my love language and i really appreciate it but yeah she's she's honestly great but it's uh you feel like a little bit of home the fact that she um speaks in the funny way you guys do yes because we can listen this like we have the same music taste like there'll be like bands like back in australia that that i love and i'll put it on with an american girl and they're just like you sound like you're fucking dying but like if i put it on for her she's like this is sick where how far away in australia is she from she is like a five-hour drive away from me how's

her town different than yours um she grew up in this place called uh i fuck she's gonna get so i think it's sunshine coast i think that's where she grew up what's her middle name her middle name Lay. Would you bet money on it? Yes, because we did it. We did a video the other day, and she got mad at me because I didn't know. I didn't know anything about her. So 10 days ago, he wouldn't have known. No, I would not have known yesterday. Like, it's fucking crazy. But no, she lives like five hours away. It's like a little surf a town. I live in a shit hole.

Oh, cool. So it's like very different. Yeah, yeah. So it's cool. Like, you feel connected to her, but you also are learning from her. But I also feel like that's me and my husband. The, gross. And I'm like, back in the day, we used to go on dates. I'm a young buck. That's crazy. I know, it's crazy.

But also, my thing is like, I'm like you, I don't want to waste my time with, like, the dating shit. Like, I have to take over the world. So I found him, like, locked it up, and we go. I think my favorite thing about your whole wedding, even though I wasn't invited, was the fact that your post just said Zaddy. for your wedding. Like, I was sitting there. I was like,

women dream of this moment to like get married to the man of their dreams and like have all the bells and whistles and like you did a photo show. Corinthians. And I was like,

you look so beautiful. You guys look so happy. And the caption just says Zaddy. I'm like, what the fuck is she doing? Like, like, oh my God, I'm so happy.

I'm so happy. Brought this up though because like we both have public relationships where you can, let's be honest everything is a conscious choice that you put out how do you choose oh i did that because he's my daddy how do you choose what kind of content you want to put out with your significant other i think that um and it's always funny because i see those comments like oh they're just doing it

for cloud the funniest shit is is we both create content we both like love doing it so when you find someone that does that you can do it with it's like kidding a candy store you're like let's eat so excited right but for her um because a not not like everyone thinks on this big fuck boy like devil of a thing like i'll think of stupid ideas where she can like roast me and then i'll get her to post that because i'm like oh this is fun which is probably not good for me but like it works really well where she can like roast me but you're so in on the joke with yourself and i think that's what people don't understand about you is that like you understand what you're doing yeah and you also mean like no malice with

anything like you just want to entertain and ultimately like be successful like i'll show you I'm a big Harry Jousey, Stan. I talk about you more than you'd think. I'd be like, oh, Harry's the best. No, you don't. I do. Wasn't I talking to you about how I liked Harry? Wow, we should get married.

I mean, I'll change real quick. I'll cross the bitch. No, no, look at, what? But no, there was one that I made a do where it was just like, show you and then show you a biggest mistake. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that shit is so funny. Like. But that is also, it does make her likable

and you likable, like you're down for that content because it shows that, like, I get how people can see me. But with you, I remember the TikTok saga and you have to talk about if you don't want, but I remember you were, like, posting another girl. And, like, I was kind of invested in that. Like, I was like, oh, my God, cute. Which one? Charlie.

Oh, Charlie. Yeah. And I was like, oh, that was cute. And then, like, she started posting some videos and I was like, is this about Harry? and she's like, no, we're fine. And then, like, clearly we're not fine, but she was, like, protecting you, I feel like.

I don't know. Nah, me and Charlie never really had, like, there wasn't really, it didn't really, like, end. It was kind of just, like, she was going through a lot of shit. And she needed someone to be there for her. And, like, things kind of escalated. Like, I was friends with her, and then things... We were in New York.

Yeah, things escalated really quick. You just have, like, an intense New York trip. Yeah, it was really nuts. So we, like, she wanted, uh, she was just, just gone through some shit and I was like oh why don't you like get out like why don't you just go do something different or whatever and then I was like just come to New York and then anyway things like went really intense like we had a lot of fun and then yeah we just got back and like she travels so much for like her DJ or whatever and I'm just too insecure for that I'm like no I think I'm too

crazy for that you know yeah so I'm like you know what I prefer to uh well if early on you're feeling insecurities you're feeling unsettledness like it really only gets kind of worse Yeah, yeah, I know, I was like, I don't want to be, like, showing up at her sets, like, who the fuck is here? But also, there was that, like, almost bachelor dating show mentality where you're like, let's have a week, where we just spoil each other and the world is frozen. Literally up. And you just fucking make TikToks, like, spinning in the rain or whatever the fuck you're, like, making another. That show was so hot. I was like, is this a rom-com I'm watching?

Yeah. And then, like, I saw nothing. And, like, I'm just, like, a fan who's like, what's going on? And then people ask you Because like you gave it to them So then you kind of feel like They feel like you owe an explanation But it's also your private life

Yeah But I feel like you guys handled it very classily But then this other girl came And I was like Oh okay You had another like hot week with someone Yeah But then she kept showing up

And then I was like I've been very invested in your dating Like I'm letting I'm living vicaracy through you No It's so random as well Because like all my comment Like new girl new week

And I'm like Fuck like Georgia's really overstaying her welcome like I don't know what I need to find someone quick like someone else like it's but we're like bored we're bored who's next yeah literally everyone's like all right who's gonna come up next so I gotta think you know you're you said like you deal with some like insecurities whatever yeah what are you what are your biggest insecurities right now um well I just think that in LA and in this industry there's a lot of people that have a lot more

than you and a lot better than you and uh it's not not insecurities in a sense but people don't really care about other people here like oh i i think in general like wherever you go so like whenever like i've had friends and i think it's it's stem from just being around like bad people for too long like i've had friends where i've had like like something really special and really magical and like i had like a little tiff with that go and then they'll try and like fuck my friends or whatever and then it'll go and happen so like there's been situations like that and i think that that just develops some sort of like little overprotectiveness or whatever but I think I just I think I get very

territorial which is terrible way to word things but I think when I'm with someone I'm like okay like you can go do whatever you want I know I'm like a lot of fun and I'm like a great guy and I'm like awesome and like super humble and handsome and just yeah like love any pussy just the rest the whole the whole package some would say but I get like territorial I think and I I think an element of that is like healthy yeah but some people just take it too fine In the beginning, yeah, it is healthy, but there's also, like, I once, I've never been cheated on knowingly, but I once talked to my therapist, like, what if this dude cheated on me? And she was like, that's on him. Like, that's not your responsibility to, like, to convince them to not cheat on you.

Right. And that's kind of how it has to feel in a relationship where you don't have to want to have to feel like you have to, like, protect them and keep an eye out. Like, that's not, it should feel like that's, there's, no one could break our energy. type of thing yeah i think that's the best thing with georgia is like she is i don't know like i just know like that she would never never do anything like that and she's such a sweetheart and i know she would she would end it before she decided to like hook up with like someone else or do anything like that but she's like yeah she's so she's awesome she's really amazing is it because you've in the past been that person too what do you mean that might like get distracted or yeah i like

there's definitely like you know you see like pretty people all the time on like social media and shit but it's honestly interesting because this is like the first time that I've been with someone and I like don't care about other shit in my DMs or like people like trying to reach out to me or whatever else like I've been really just like like you're cool you look cool but like George is sick know what I like about it the first thing you said about her was she makes me laugh when in the past when I talked to you about chicks is you're like she's so fucking hot she's so fucking hot so like yeah there's lots of hot girls yeah but once you find that like emotional connection how much

fucking hotter do they look and it's like not a like physical thing it's like a whole like emotional experience no it's really nuts because like I even this morning like I got up in bed I just like it sounds fucking creepy if someone was watching us it probably look creepy but I just like stare at her I'm like damn like

you're such a like amazing human because she's just this little bundle of like and it's gross but I tell that I was like look like I don't know this morning when she was in the shower I like ripped the door open and scared it I was like hey has anyone told you that you're amazing and then I like leave really I don't know I don't know how to be like cute and fun with her I just like scare her and then I'll laugh and then I like run away and then I'll like fart or

something so I really like I'm really a roller coaster to deal with I do feel like when you're with the right person though you feel childlike because your your your child's your inner child is the person who's like not overthinking stuff and you're just having fun and you're living in the moment yeah so I find that Like, I am like that with my husband. We, like, become, like, little kids together, but we can be super silly because you just feel like you don't have to protect, like, your shit. Question for you.

How many times a week do you own a husband fuck? That's the real question. My God, good question. Because, like... I would... So, we're stand-up, so, like, we work at night. Oh, I was like... We stand up.

Yeah, we only fuck standing up. That was so bad. I'm like, wow. I haven't tried that one. We will walk while fucking while standing. We have to go to work. So we can do it at the coffee shop. No one knows.

I would say like if we sometimes will do long distance and then when we get back, like we'll fuck a lot and then it'll. But like if it's back in like normal mode, I'd say like three times a week. I do have to say like I'm still so attracted to this man and I still lose attraction after a year like always i would just be like me yeah gross like not even yeah not even gross you just like you start to just see their personality yeah and i also would go for like tall guys with bad um personalities yeah so like eventually like the dick game is like too consistent and then you're like oh you're boring yeah yeah i'm not talking about tall guys like you you are multifaceted and

talented but just have a skinny cock though so Queefage is real. But also, I saw this thing on TikTok, which means it's a fact. It's real. That you fuck a lot in the beginning, partly because it's like a drug and you want to continually affirm that you guys are into each other. So you're like, especially in a relationship, you're like, let's fuck, let's fuck, let's fuck.

And then over time, you get more comfortable with the person. Start shitting and farting. Yeah, so you don't need to constantly be like, let's fuck to show how into each other. we are and fucking becomes more like also when you first start dating it's that like waiting waiting waiting and the second you see each other like yeah well when you're living together you have to consciously be like I have like half an hour if do you want and that's not how sex is when you first meet yeah because you just do it where so when you live with someone you actually have to like organize it a little sometimes I'll like order food and he'll be like do you want

fuck before we eat because he knows after I eat like I'm out yeah I'm not I mean it's dangerous he's consider it that's why you made him what a nice guy he's like he asked for consent what a sweet man yeah that's rare these days but it is it's funny like I really feel like as couples you have to awkwardly ask for sex yeah see I because the thing is like obviously we've been living together for a while and like it changes exactly the same it's that we're like fucking all the time yeah and now I'm like damn am I giving her enough or not enough because she's like very sweet and like loving and I don't know so I was just like I was curious because I asked my friends I'm like because physical touch is a big love language for

us right and like for us to have sex all the time it's draining like I don't have sex every day like that's crazy but I just don't know if I'm doing it enough or too little I should probably ask her yeah it's probably a good one maybe we should maybe talk to her just call her right now but I also think like make sure she's comfortable like um coming on to you too yeah like not to be just like waiting around for like when Harry wants to like

clap get rid of his load you know just fill her up yeah just fucking because it is a fucking two way street yeah I feel like there's definitely moments where I'm like do you want to have sex like I'm worried about I'm like you want to sex or he'll be like

it's always like awkward like that yeah my issue is like I'm always hard like she could like hug me and I'm just like fuck like my dick's like ready to rock and roll so I don't know like I feel like if she wanted to she could just like accidentally fall over and land on it like it just end up fuck it but also you have this new thing like yeah your love language is touch but touch is not always necessarily like jackhammering touch is also like watching a movie and like the whole time you're just like caressing each other's legs they're like holding hands and like little kisses so or even just like yeah

her falling asleep on your chest and shit like that's other ways never happen would never let her too hot no no no i uh i'm i'll literally fall asleep in like 10 seconds like literally it's so fucking funny like she you're such a dude like she'll put a movie on be like oh this is so much fun like this is crazy and then i'm like within 10 seconds like open mouth snoring in a ear i told it like if you snored you'd be out of here this is why i hate men like that we suck for me to fall asleep. I need like the moon to be in Jupiter and I need my like app going on. I need to be like ovulating.

I need like the air conditioning to be the perfect temperature where dudes will literally just be like oh it's time I'm going to sleep and I'm like fuck you. Dude we saw. I'm like when we're cuddling I'm like fucking you know like holding in clenching my butt like trying to be cute like putting my hair in a good position and like I'm like yeah I'm falling asleep

and he's just like and I'm like fuck that dude. But also after we nut as well it's just like True. Light bulb. Like, it's done. Like, where I fuck it out. Which sucks.

Because I know, isn't it for girls? Like, you guys are like a little bit more energized after you come? Actually, maybe. Yeah. Like, after sex, sometimes, like, I jump up to just, like, go to the bathroom, continue my day. And he's out for like an hour. Really? Like, yeah, because I've shit to do.

Yeah, I don't know how I get so tired after like two minutes. Like, it's crazy. But I'm, like, out like a lot. I'm like, oh, shit. I could really go for a fucking siesta. Do you always make her come first and then you come? This, the goal is. That's the goal.

That's a thesis statement of the effort. If we wanted to put it down on paper, that's what we're aiming to do. Sometimes my dick has other plans. So like, now, okay, it was... But you know about edging. Yes, yes. But so the sex was very, like, routine at the start, I think. Like, this is how I do it, blah, blah, blah.

Get the job done. Welcome. Like a man. Welcome to Harry's car wash. No, literally. This is what you need. Step one, two, and three. And whatever.

you need we'll have just ask a question no but we so we fuck it like very routinely and then there's a couple times like in Vegas so like we were traveling where uh she'll catch me by surprise and she'll just milk me like a fucking goat and it will just be over minutes and i'll be upset and she's like no it's hot when that happens i'm like no because every podcast i listen to every girl's like yeah have to make me come whatever so i get it also hurts my ego no but sometimes it's true like coming takes real emotional effort and sometimes like you will just like knowing that you pleasureed the dude yeah and there's many times where like i will straight up just communicate and be like no i don't need to really yeah because sometimes sometimes like i yeah for whatever reason

maybe you feel bloated a little or whatever and you just like want to give a blow job and that's wow yeah yeah it doesn't it doesn't always sometimes i don't want to like in that moment like maybe he's turned on and I'm like yeah yeah like I don't because girls it takes like they said it takes like really like 10 to 15 minutes to like really be horny interesting and I'm busy yeah I guess shit to do well with with Georgia like I just think sex feels better after the girl comes so much better like for both the people yeah I always get mad when girls like okay like fuck me now I'm like no like let me do my thing I get like angry I put my hand over mouth and like grab her hands like that and i was like i've got shit to do down here i've got to figure it out so nice but i i like

recently learned about edging which apparently like girls and guys should do we both should do it yeah like so even like if you're like she's ready for you yeah be like no no no come again yeah i love doing that yeah and then and then even when you're fucking sometimes stop and be like finger yourself. That gets it fun. Yeah. I like that. And then for the girl,

because I didn't really know that it worked the same way. Like I started on it. I just gonna fucking put a thumb up my ass. Yeah. Okay. I don't know what you guys are out there. Oh, well.

I'm going to be saying that. You get over there, husband and finger yourself. Go finger yourself now. You see that carrot? Squat on it. Oh my God. But yeah, like you, as girls,

It's always like, I'm trying to come, I'm trying to come. But sometimes it's like you feel like you're going to and like you don't have to force it. It's just trying to have more like lesbian type sex. Yeah, get some toys in there. Yeah. Like go fucking crazy. This is my problem with toys. There's a lot of admin.

What do you mean? You have to like make sure it's charge. It's clean. Sometimes like right in the moment, I'm like, if they're all fucking not charged, I'm not going to charge it for 20 minutes. Yeah, it's true. And then like when you're not horny and you're not like, let's charge my vibrators. I don't have a fucking charging station. Did you get one of those, like, had to charge it.

It's a touchy ones where you just plug it in and just fucking go to town. Oh shit, I didn't hear about that. You haven't heard about those? No. Are you, like it's like a quick... No, it looks like a little fucking massage gun, but this thing is like a... Oh. The big white Hattachi one?

Oh, yeah, yeah, I know about those. But how do they charge? No, I think it's plug in. My mom used to have one. This is what I... I swear to God. She's like, my mom used to use it multiple ways. She'd hit me in the face with it when I was.

naughty and then she'd hit her own uterus when I was like when I was like when I was like fucking 13 I went in her room one time and I was like oh what is this sticking out of the drawer plugged into the wall and I picked it up and I was like oh I know my mom doesn't sing like this looks like a microphone and I just put it back in

and now I know years later that my mom was just having a fucking jolly old time good for her yeah shout out mom it is you glow when you orgasm you truly glow but isn't so you've been that guy who has had you know,

sex with different girls live in the LA life. Sometimes, just a little. I'm not trying to make you look bad. What is it like... What is it like having sex that you're like

with the same person for a while? I think it's better because you get to understand each other's bodies, right? And you get to like really like figure out what the fuck is going on and like what hits them right and what also like, I don't know,

tickles your fancy. It's really interesting. Like I, I used to get pretty distracted and, like, want to fuck her out and shit. But, like, for Georgia, like, I just, she's just so attractive, you know? Damn, I'm such a sin. I hope she doesn't listen to this. I'm such a little scent.

But, no, I don't know, like, it's, everything just feels better. It's wetter. She, her pussy's perfect. No, it is. It's honestly, and she knows it, which is frustrating. But, yeah, everything about it is, like, crazy. And it's just, yeah, we understand each other a little bit better. but I don't really like

I don't really like when she gives me head I'd rather just like focus on her I don't like head in general yeah yeah not a big head guy I think it's frustrating why because it's first off

if you start giving me head right and then we have sex like I'm gonna come even quicker that's frustrating yeah like leave me alone leave me out of this yeah I don't want to do that

yeah like and I to get head to just get head it's just like well now you're wet and fucking soggy over there in your undies like a fucking wet hamburger

and like what do we like what do we do we do that and now I feel annoyed because like it's just me and now I don't want to have sex anymore because I'm come so I'd rather just like squash that get that out of the way and just focus on you because then once you come I think I said this before but like once a guy comes you can I mean once a girl comes you can have as quick as sex as you want get it out of the way yeah you don't have to overthink the performance yeah just bang away because like end of the day if she complains to her friends you're like oh well you fucking still came yeah like shut up

It's always thinking about what the group chat's going to say after. Always. Because you know the first, after one night's hand, that's the first thing that gets hit up. It's like, oh, he gave whack dick or whatever else. It's just like, no. Dude, that's so much pressure. If I was a dude, I would fold like a cheap beach chair. I'd be like, sorry, I can't do this.

I'm breaking up with you. And they're like, I don't even know your name. We just met. We're in subway. What do you do to not come? What do you think about? See, the thing is, everyone's like, oh, you should think about this or whatever else. Like, it doesn't work.

Like, I, like, I, like, the... Think about your mom's vibrating and you're like, oh, fuck. No, I just stop having sex. Like, I just go down to go down to them or like try and like mix it up or whatever. But it's really difficult. I think there was one time when I was just like really thinking about business and like just random shit and like just trying to like really take my mind somewhere. But my issue is like whenever I'm doing that, I start looking around. So like imagine we're a missionary and I'm just like fucking like looking up the wall.

like carry the one yeah i'm like oh fuck that's what happened i didn't call that dude back yeah fuck what is your mental health what was your mental health like right before you met her like were you looking were you feeling good about yourself um i was i think i was feeling pretty good about myself i was really focused and really uh like honed in on my work and business and uh yeah and i made a rule this is so annoying i made a rule to not date anyone until i turned 28 and then she decided to fucking show up 25 Yeah, why are you pulling that face? Well, for many reasons.

This is my little, little tiny larvae. Three years of not dating? I didn't, like, I just wanted to focus on building, like, being a better man. Yeah, but also being a better man, sometimes I feel like dating in your 20s. They're, like, mirrors for you. So you fucking learn about yourself so much more when you do these relationships than you having one-night stands. Because, like, one-night stands, you're putting these random energies in you. Who knows?

Who knows what kind of time? toxic, you know... A little cockpull you're building. Yeah. It's true. But it is, it's not a coincidence, though, that I feel like once you were kind of zoned and actually focus and in alignment with your shit, yeah.

That someone saw you for you and one, and like, you were, you weren't forcing it with, like, the wrong people. And it's also crazy because, like, I said it, I said this the other day. I was like, damn, it's so annoying because you're everything that I was manifesting. I was like, I need a best friend. I need this. I need that. And then, like, she just said,

here and I'm like fuck like I was doing so well with business I was so focused on my shit and I have to worry about you like but it's a good how yeah how are you managing business and being in a relationship um it's been you know what it's really interesting because we're like

together 24 seven and we like live together but she's also very understanding and I think that's why it works so I was like I'm always on my phone like I'm sending voice notes I'm in group chats with my team I love a voice note but I'm always like working on that and like a lot people don't really understand and like get annoyed but she gets it and I think that um it's been

really beneficial because she's out like shooting content and doing her stuff and like trying to meet people and like uh collab and working with brands and I'm running around like a headless chicken like doing my shit so it's it's really it honestly really works well and the best thing about living together is end of the day like we still come back to each other yeah and you have to do the whole like hey come here can you want to come there I also feel like think of all the effort it is chasing pussy you know like you know how it is like we fucking preach you to the choir brother you're fucking got like uber people and shit and like you fucking ask where people are and shit and fucking remember texas back have to make condoms

it's fucking crazy but i almost feel like my career once i found someone i was just like oh beautiful i have that nice support system and he he also like is very like like work your ass off when i was in my 30s like i was working my ass off yeah um so that I feel like you know sometimes like your mood gets so fucked up by like little stupid relationship shit when you're hooking up with people like you don't have to deal with that stuff anymore well okay that's first of that's why I wanted to be single till it's 28 because yeah because I don't want to deal with that little shit and now I'm also scared because every time we have an argument it ruins my whole day like even though we don't really fight like

we just like laugh at each other and it's really hard to talk to each other about anything because we're both like we're both afraid of like hurting each other or like saying the wrong thing But like, that's what I'm afraid of, because I'm like, now I'm in too deep. If we break up, like, I'm, you're fucked up. I'm fucked up. I'm fucked for a week. That is so cool. Like, no, but the same thing I haven't seen.

Like a whole week. I'm not going to be able to sleep well that night. I would eat that lunch. Maybe I don't have that by afternoon. No, my pre-workout's not going to hit the same. Yeah, fuck. Literally, though. Fuck.

Be so tough. But it's true. But you could, but you could be scared of it and not try it. But I feel like, once I. realize that dudes could fuck out my mental health that's when I like just had like a very low tolerance yeah for certain people where I was like oh like your dick's not worth me getting upset yeah it's crazy once you start canceing out bad dick you're cool you know then with the right person though like your job now is because she's right for you she's probably going to like

challenge you in ways that like you're ready to level up in your life like I started to say sorry when I started dating does really because he we're both stubborn and I realize like okay don't want to fight with this man? Yeah. Or do I want to say sorry? And I've never said, sorry more in a relationship, but I'm like, you know what? Fuck, I see where I fucked up. That's, that's true.

And, like, you need to learn how to, like, be a team and fight well. Because once you're good at fighting, it's like, no one could take you down. Yeah, it may as well be Jake Paul. No, but the funny thing is, like, that's also what I noticed with her as well is I am very quick to say something that will, like, hurt her. Like, I'm very, like, whenever we have an argument, I'm like, okay, cool, pack your shit and leave. Like, I'm very quick to just be like, cool, I don't want to get out of my face. Yeah.

And then, like, I'll walk out of the room and I'm like, oh, man, I'm such a piece of shit. And I have to walk back in. I was like, I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. I really don't want you to go anywhere. Can you please stay? She's like, yeah, can you just fucking relax a little bit? Yeah. I don't know.

Very quick to just, like, cut it. But with the wrong person, she'd be like, get really fucking heated with that shit. Yeah. Like, she's actually super patient with you. It sounds like. And she sees you for you and like Challenges you to like be better Yeah, I'm like a big toddler

Like literally I'll start kicking and screaming But the thing is we don't really fight about anything Yeah, yeah yeah It's not like you're always fighting But like it's natural in relationships If you don't have some fights People aren't challenging boundaries Yeah

You have to see what each other's boundaries are with shit And it could be as stupid as like Oh you ate like my pancake To Like you fucked my brother You know So like you have to find what is the balance for you

I know you're always actually actively working on yourself I feel like you've been like you've been working out more what's your current like kind of like mantra mindset that you could tell the little devils I think that I if

little devils if you don't have your five year goals written out you should just do it whether it's like crazy whatever the fuck my team what we do which has been really awesome is we do a three one year goal and three months goal and then we go through it like every quarter and like how are we going and I think the biggest thing for me like I for on my birthday I was like I'm not going to drink till my next birthday I want to stay like sober and focused on my business and like my body and that was just like

I'm trying to align with the man that I want to be in three or five years I'm like what does he look like what does he talk like what does he sound like where is he living like you put all these like ideas in your head instead of like fuck like I just want to go out and like go to hide and get fuck like do some ketamine and trying to finger another influence it like I don't want to do that I'm like trying to want to be focused like just another Tuesday yeah just that Tuesday in LA like no I don't know I just but it's so easy to fall into that so easy rhythm yeah are there Australians who are sober I don't think so I feel like the culture like they're not they're like good at being fun and drunk yeah that's that's

Because there's a lot of sober, like, comedians. Yeah. But, yeah, the Australian guy, but you're not, you're challenging your shit. You're challenging your past trauma. I do have to say, my opinion, is like, you drinking less is going to change your career. For the worst. For the better. It's actually the worst thing you can do.

If you stay in reality TV, drinking for the, like, you'll be better. But, like, the productivity, you even think, like, Kim Kardashian doesn't drink, J-Lo doesn't drink. It's not a coincidence. How much coke do they do, though? Great question. Yeah. Great fucking question. Let's circle back.

Like, look at like New York City finance dudes. They're like, yeah, I've been drinking years! I don't need to drink. I got to, no, I, well, that's the thing is like I, because I'm doing, I'm trying to move into acting now. I've been taking, like, classes for like six months and, like, have, like, two dialect coaches. I'm really, like, trying to focus on being better. You have an American accent? It's not very good.

So, like, I'm not ready yet one day. but I be trying to focus on that and I'm like I just I think every time when you're in L.A. or when you're in this influencer culture everyone's very complacent with like getting a brand deal and just fucking around and I'm like well

five year Harry isn't complacent isn't happy with that like what do I do so I'm like if I just put in the effort for the next year hopefully I'm further along then I would be if I was just getting fucked up or whatever else that's why I like I'm inspired by seeing your trajectory because I

in reality TV too and so what like a crazy percentage once your show's done you're kind of you just squashed you float and you some people like are good at posting content so they get brand deals but like yeah i always used it as just a stepping zone for me yeah what are you um what are some things you're like currently working on for yourself a little bit into the acting yeah the acting stuff's being like so much fun because it's it's just it's also like the the biggest thing for me is is when I first started thinking about it, I was like, damn, like, this is, I'm so vulnerable. Like, I have to be serious on camera and, like, try and be someone else.

And that was the scariest thing. And I was like, oh, okay, well. Yeah, because people love you for you. Yeah. So it was, like, really weird. Like, oh, I have to be like this fuckhead, like, or like, have to act. That's easy. Yeah, no, it's still me.

But it's, um, it's just really interesting, like, trying to, like, be a kid again and be vulnerable. And then I'm like, well, where I'm being vulnerable, there's growth. And I think that's also what's, like, made me be more disciplined with my body in my mind and I've just been trying to make sure I get like for my body like being outside more and like doing shit outside and like not sitting down but with like the acting stuff it's just really just like being disciplined and like trying to focus on I don't know who I want to be instead of this fucking influencer that does TikToks and shit but also like you could be like oh this fucking

influencer does TikToks and shit but like you you're cultivating this like great community of people yeah and even like when I had you on the pod like the reaction was great and then like we started posting like TikTok stuff and like the response from people was just so happy and fun and like and yeah I just felt like oh shit he has like you don't just have fans who were like yeah that's a guy from that place like it's a community of people who love to like laugh and have fun which is pretty cool yeah how how do you deal you mentioned my team are you good at delegating delegating yeah like work yeah uh no no no no no we have we have a pretty good like a system with my team like Because it's hiring people requires more work from you to make sure everyone's organized and shit.

Yeah, no, I think I'm very blessed, like, my manager, like, he's, he's not, like, a talent manager. He's more so, like, a business manager. And that's how he's, like, that's his first come up. Like, he never managed people or anything like that. He just, like, started, like, big software companies. Yeah. So he kind of, like, runs me, like, a business, which is, like, for other people, like, oh, that's scary. But I really enjoy it because there's structure and I have to do shit.

and I have responsibilities and there's a lot of people that call on me and like that need me and shit so I don't know like I really I really love being like structured because I know a lot of these people in this industry don't have like anyone around them or any teams or whatever like one of my friends

who just signed a contract he goes yo should I get a lawyer to look over my contract I was like bro you being an influencer longer than me like yeah yeah what the fuck is wrong with you yeah you a sausage like it's crazy I early on like got a manager before like my career was probably even needed a manager but i just know like

i knew that i don't know what the fuck's going on with my career and so like my team around me is like integral too but you also have to check in to be like okay is everyone on the same page is everyone caring yeah is everyone fucking working as hard as i am because you guys represent me too and yeah people will see us and they don't realize like there's actually a lot of people behind us making shit happen um i think i think also for like the little devils i this thing. It is also beneficial and obviously maybe a lot of you aren't influencers or in this space, but the best thing is doing is like investing in yourself, in your team and investing in opportunities around you. I remember when I was starting a business and I was so afraid to

like spend any money and I'm like, oh, I don't want to do this or whatever. It's like how I look at it is more money is going to come regardless. Like you're always going to make more money. No matter, like no matter if it's $20, $100, you're still going to make more money. You may as spend that you may as well invest it in yourself to try and get a little bit further along or at least learn something like you never take a loss you just learn from shit so like i think that's the biggest thing is never be afraid to to like branch out or like to try it push the envelope or do something different yeah i feel like a lot of people get frozen in all the possibilities of how they could fail yeah and i'm like similar to you where like i'm a i'm a doer like i'd rather fail fail

fail fail then feel like i never tried anything yeah do you say no to things because like there must be a lot of different kind of opportunities coming your way yeah i say i say no to a lot of shit like first off like nfts and like crypto shit yeah i don't want to do that i'm like get the fuck out of my face it's hot yeah you like that yeah guys not not want to talk about crypto that's that's crazy guys rare i found a unicorn i'm the guy no i just because there's like a lot of like brand deals and and business shit that i just don't care about but most importantly like there's a lot of events that i don't want to go to because i'm like i don't want your energy like i don't I know people that are going to be in that same room

and I don't want to be able to sit there and have that energy I don't want to take it on and also like this is taking me back to high school but what I've been doing now is whenever I don't like someone I just don't want to talk about them because I don't have anything nice to say and I know like whenever I start spitting venom out venom comes back to me so like whenever I'm like putting I don't want to put myself in a situation where I'm going to want to talk bad on someone

because then I'm going to it's all going to come back to me in the wrong way So I've been like trying to say no to going out, saying no to doing this stuff, and they say yes to getting put in the right room with the right people. Exactly. Well, it's true. The people you are rubbing shoulders with really do kind of frame your existence, like your reality, their voices, their thoughts, all that shit. We're going to wrap it up with the final game.

I love to play The Seven Deadly Sins, and I played it with you the first time. Yeah. But shit's, it's been like a year? Has it been a year? I don't know. Actually, I don't know. time is made up oh you know what i learned today that in vietnam you can add a year on to your life or two years if you want like the the guy i was so random i don't know it's so crazy but i was sitting there

i don't know if he was i don't know if he was struggling because maybe english isn't his first language but he asked me how old i was and then i told him and then he's like oh i'm 29 but we i'm actually 28 and i was like why you just say 28 he's like oh in vietnam we add a year on if we want to i'm like i don't know who would choose to be older Unless she's like trying to buy alcohol That makes no sense So random I asked him

I was like why Why is this a thing He's like oh Vietnam I'm like yeah I don't get you I was like I'm sorry It was frustrating Anyway fun fact

Fun fact I mean time It's kind of It's made up Yeah Everything's fucking made up Okay time to play The Seven Deadly Sins

Yes Seven Deadly Sins What are you greedy about? My time. Whenever someone waste my time or whenever I'm meant to be somewhere and someone's late, that's not for you example. You guys, every time I've recorded with him, I'm like the most insane amount of late.

But only, it's funny because I'm a pretty on-time person. I'm like, fucking Harry again. I'm like, I'm too late. No, I mean like, whenever there's like a business media or whatever or whatever. And you feel like people, it's not worth it. Yeah. It's like, you know what? The universe is telling me that you're a piece of shit.

Yeah. And you should get out of my life. you know yeah end it with them honestly fuck that be greedy with your time because the only thing we never get back so corny that i just said that but you you wake up early don't you i okay i did for a lot of my life so i been i used to wake up like last week i was last week is when i changed this i was waking up at 5 30 every single day but i got this thing that like tracks my sleep and like deep sleep and i'm trying to be more it's it sounds so fucking stupid but i'm trying to be more optimised with my body my mind so yeah i can function and

at a better level. Is that a whoop? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you like it? I really like it. Yeah, yeah, it's really interesting. Like, so I've been, I, so I stopped getting up at 5.30 every day and I just like, I'd rather, I'm moving, I'm mostly up at 6.30, but I'm just trying to track my sleep a little bit better because I realize, it sounds crazy. As soon as I have a good night's sleep, I'm so much happier. And I'm funnier. So, like, I owe that to my, my audience. Yeah. Just be funny. And if all it takes is like one or two more hours. Yeah, fuck it. What are you really going to lose when you're that much more optimized? during the rest of the day.

Yeah, it's crazy. Look at that. So sleep band, bitches. Who are you envious of? Who am I envious of? I think Amber heard all that clout she got off that situation. Did you see too many articles we're in about that bitch? See the headlines that bitch got?

The amount of Google searches that she got? All the followers she got. Her followers are climbing, like crazy? Yeah, I'm like, how did she do that? Oh, I guess she shit on someone's bed, but anyway. Yeah, that's Honestly, that's a great Yeah, that's great

I mean, it was like She's never been talks about before But, but Harry I jammed her You, you You love a PR stunt, we know Is it always good PR? Yes

I don't, I don't, I've learned You ever in something? I think we both have Where you're like, if I wake up with another article with my name on it I'm going to have a mental breakdown and you just want to hide. Yes.

And then like things slow down and you're like, no one cares about the new shoes I got? Yeah, it's crazy. No one cares about the new girls that are posted on Instagram. Do you guys ever post on TikTok a video and you're just like, that was cringy?

Yeah, when I used to. Yeah. I'm just, but now I just film something and I just post it. Yeah, you don't overthink it. Do you ever get afraid that you're projecting a perfect relationship onto people and then they'll be

sad about their own lives because you guys are so good looking and like adorable together because that seems selfish as fuck well i we don't because we're talking we're we're we're always shitting on each other metaphorically yeah but that's like adorable anyway okay um what are you gluttonous about what do you over indulge in gluttonness yeah like what's your um reality tv what does that what does that word mean guilty pleasure uh yeah i'm like don't throw a big words at me because I'll have a fucking stroke trying to figure out what the fuck you're saying Jesus Christ Hannah

What is my guilty pleasure Yeah Oh I'm like a food or like Probably working out Just one of those Yeah so lame It's like just sweating Yeah no I don't mind

Like a good like cream Pie Ew At first I was like Is that an Australia dessert that I don't know No no I love I love eating like just eating shit food with Georgia just like go on my god

that is a love language and if you guys gain a little weight embrace it she can eat like a rhino it's honestly crazy because I'm competitive but like it just like doesn't that's me it doesn't like go in like she is the craziest metabolism I'm like where are you shitting I would love I'm gonna interview him and be like so what's the deal

where do you do it and she's gonna say some ridiculous shit like oh I got a Starbucks all the way in Burbank and I just let it out once a week and then I drive back no it's crazy because like I check all the bathrooms and like is there any skid marks there any crocodile all slides like where is this going in? Wait till you break up it'll be in your bed um when was the last time you experienced extreme anger or wrath oh never yeah I don't get angry yeah you have little tantrums with

her all the time though no but that's not like that's not like angry like I'm gonna fucking kill someone yeah like I can't remember the last time I got like like so angry no I just don't I'm just like oh whatever I think I'm just way too just like oh that's really great because some guys the only emotion they know how to express his anger yeah like you like they get like nervous about something they're like oh and you're like jesus like relax no i just i don't know i think the mindset of if i can't control it i don't let it so you never punched a wall uh yeah yeah yeah yeah when i was younger i was a little

fucking meathead every dude every dude every white dude i did i didn't put a hole in the wall i just like hit it and fucking hurt my hand never did that again we live and we learn yeah we make mistakes and then we grow when was last time you you didn't do anything all day you were a sloth a little sloth fuck when did I do that I don't know you like you you fucking drink at night

and then you like pop up and you're like where's the pre-workout yeah no like I'm the discipline I'm like if I Is she sleep in? Yeah good for her

Yeah she looks so cute and she sleeps as well She's like a little fucking little like koala Like cold up See I like think I look like that And then it's just me like sprawled out And like choking on my own spit

Yeah see I choke on my tongue She's like so cute when you're trying i was like bro i'm fucking dying like it's so cute your near death experience yeah like relax how's your ego huge what did you expect

massive like my bank account no no no because last time do you feel different about how you feel about yourself from the last time we spoke like sitting here yes yeah no i think i think i um am i different i feel okay let me give you what my what i feel I feel like

I've definitely had some of and this is not me knowing you've had some events that have like got you to chill out a bit like you're less naive where I think before

you might have been just like excited naive I could deal with anything and then you're like okay I know like boundaries you've probably been hurt a little by some people so you have a little more

wiseness to you but you're still the same like fun dude yeah no I think that's pretty like pretty spot on like i think i've also been able to in the last year be able to take a step back and realize like i don't need to do shit for cloud or like to try and uh get more like people to talk about or like press or whatever i've just been like oh actually like if i want to turn on the cloud type i can go and do it or whatever i don't know yeah i just think that i've been

a little bit more like i need to focus on a different career path and like being more in the acting scene instead of like reality tv because as you know reality tv like the shelf life's like a month and then you're like cool you're old and like boring yeah and also like you don't really get to have like people long term understand you if you're constantly being put in like weird narratives yeah it starts to get like bad energy and shit and then like what you're getting famous from like negative fighting that doesn't i don't think that like makes people really like stay with you yeah i don't know if that's energy like i want to put out like i like i like to make people laugh it's all i want to do exactly and that's also what i'm best at like tell me to like have like a mean girl scene with someone and

I'll fucking fuck it up I'll start crying yeah just try to make him laugh and I'm like are you guys happy now yeah but also like with reality TV I realized like it's exactly that the most rewarding thing I did is doing podcasts because then people like get to hang out yeah for like an hour that's why I have my podcast because I'm like if anyone wants to like see who I am just I have a place but I also like how you were like yeah I want a cloud I want to cloud but then you realize there's this abundance theory of like cloud is everywhere yeah it's not going anywhere and like you can get to it in different ways and sometimes like if you go too fast too hot like you burn your shit out yeah and that also like abundance like the craziest shit and i think you probably experienced as well on reality tv everyone's like

oh what show you doing next are you doing this like whatever and everyone's like paranoid that anyone else will get another opportunity or do anything else but when you like take a step back and you're like yo everyone can win or like everyone can have a chance to like get to where they want to be it's not who's doing this or who's cock watching over here like no one cares like just be abundant and it's going to happen and i think like i'm not sure who i think was maybe gary v which was saying is the only thing you control is like your happiness and uh your abundance i think i think that was the line that's probably fully fucked it up yeah yeah but like that's the only thing and that's the only shit you should worry about when you start worrying about other people's stuff

then your abundance and your happiness kind of diminishes yeah like you can choose the competition you want to play yeah so like you could compete with like oh who's randomly getting picked to do random stuff that like literally doesn't involve a lot of talent yeah except like being hot and down to like clown and clown could be multiple things yeah or you decide like i i want to compete with myself and how good i could be yeah so like you could let other people get shit but you're like you don't have to be in that war you could have they have a battle like you have your own war that you're dealing with figure it out your own shit you get to choose if you want to like you can't lose if you're not playing the game with them exactly that makes sense yeah um who okay so wise final

question we should start talking about politics that's what's something reality tv says yeah rovers wade let's go oh no that's bad i know it's i posted a story and i had a bunch like people like fuck you move back to your country and i'm like oh okay i'm just not going to get involved like i posted shit about us um who's the hilarious comic who has that great bit about australia and guns oh yeah uh yeah yeah i know who he is who is it? Yeah, Jim Jeffreins. I posted like a ton of his clips

because he made like amazing points. He's so good. Yeah, and he just was like, look at what Australia did after we had a massacre. We made guns, you know, illegal and there's been no massacre. So it's just one plus two equals three. Yeah, it's crazy. Who could have guessed you get rid of that thing

and people stop getting shot? What are the chances that that happens? When was the last time you lusted over someone besides Georgia, who's like your celebrity crush? that's a dangerous question to ask yeah because i have a lot of them yeah like where do i start um i think that besides amber herd um amber teddy a little squeaky ass um i think that uh sweetie doja cat doleepa i think those like for the people are loving those three right now no like but i think doleaf is like the top like i feel like she's probably really funny and she and i didn't know

she was British. Yeah. You listen to videos I were talking couldn't make a grown man come in his pants. It's crazy. She's so stunning

and like she looks amazing. Okay. Mary Fuck Kill. American accent, British accent, Australian accent. Mary British. Kill Australian

and fuck American. Really? I've heard it all my life. Like who cares? I get it. Like whatever. You can talk funny. Cool.

Go to American. It sounds like you're in a movie. Go to British. It feels like like I'm like some royal, like I can drink. high tea like do high tea fucking things and have like the little triangle sandwiches like that's what it feels like that's some bridget and shit i went to ireland and i thought everyone sounded so cool

and then i met these little kids and i was talking i'm like do you guys think i i talk cool and they were like no yeah you look like you sound like television and i was like wow because it's like what you said they sound like the movies yeah they hear my accent all the time but i never hear theirs so i was like fascinated holding on to every like syllable they said and then i was like you think I'm cool and they're like absolutely not shut up and they go also how'd you get in my house final question you're doing amazing

what advice would you give to my little devils and how to cope with their hell when they're going through it when you're in the dark what advice do you have I think be selfish like that's the biggest thing is get in your villain era yeah like just fucking here's the crazy shit is like you could you could get hit by a car

tomorrow it sounds like scary and like fucking grim but like I don't know when I started thinking like that and being like more showing more gratitude in my life like every single week every Monday I ride on my whiteboard me and my best friend do it five things that were grateful for that happened the past week and then same thing I do with my team every Monday we ride it in and I think every single day that you wake up and you're like grateful and like show gratitude like you get excited to get out of bed like when whenever you're and here's the thing like I'm not saying like I fucking run around like with my fucking thumb on my ass I'm happy all the time

It should happen. You've referenced thumb up your eyes multiple times. You got me thinking, yeah. I'm going to go home and I'm just going to sit on it really quick and see what happens. So if I find that G-spot. But no, like, I think that just showing gratitude and just even when you're in a rut, like even when you're fucking sad, like, I always try to be like, just think about the positives in it.

And then also when you're going through shit, like write down things that you can control and things that you can't control and then cross out all that stuff because that doesn't exist in your brain and you don't own that energy. focus on the on the energy in the shit that you do own and then like work through it because it's so it's so much easier when you do that like it's so easy and then just show gratitude and just fucking go out and fuck someone you're kind of visual person i feel like yeah like i thought journaling was like woo-woo stupid but it there is something to be said about like physically seeing words and like letting your thoughts be out as words yes don't do it on your notes out that's stupid yeah put it put your fucking finger on some pen when did you recently learn how to write When I was a kid, yeah, I learned how to read and write at the same time. Oh, cool. Yeah, English.

Yeah. Nice. Sorry, just imagine a bunch of influencers or reality TV people trying to do like their manifestation boards and they're like, ah! No, I can't know. The spelling's all wrong. The spelling's all wrong. Like, it's all over the place. You're like, I would finish it, but I forgot what else was in the alphabet.

No, I bought, I went on Amazon and I just bought like a big book and I would just write on shit. But I have a big magic book where I put all my manifestations in and positive affirmations for myself. Whenever I'm feeling down, I just start saying like, I'm amazing, I'm this, I'm 6-6, I'm handsome, but no, I just, I write down, like, positive affirmations to make myself feel good and then manifestations, but I have a little journal book where I just write whatever. Also, you're in L.A. where, like, followers are a thing. How much do you care about followers and shit? I don't. When I, so when you probably saw me last, I was micromanaging it, like, crazy. I was checking my followers. I'm like, holy shit, I'm down. Like, I'm losing a thousand followers a day. This is what's going on. I was so paranoid about numbers to the point where I wasn't even like posting yeah at all like that was the craziest shit you were scared I was so afraid and I was so afraid of losing followers

that I wouldn't put out any content now that I don't care and I'm like there's abundance like the right people are going to be in my community the other people who don't want to see my shit aren't going to be in the community it's fine like I'm just like whatever I don't even check my insights and it started to like obviously like pay off like I've been like I remember talking to people that were like oh yeah I'm a social media. manager help grow your account whatever i was like getting a five million followers by december 31st like that's what has to happen before the new year that was like so paranoid about that i was like i'll pay any price i want to make it happen and i'm like that's just the wrong fucking energy because like who

cares because that's not the abundance energy they i was talking about it with any letterman about money how like the harder you hold something close to you the more it wants to escape yeah but if you're just loose it's coming in and out and that's how it is it is and it's quefein it's quefein it's Okay, Harry, where can people follow you, listen to you, watch you, buy shit from you? Yeah. What's the T? Um, if you go to my Whoby link, H-O-O-O-B-E, 4-Sach Harry Jousy, it has all my shit, everything that you need. But I also have a Spotify live show every Wednesday.

Hell yeah. Do you do that? I haven't yet just because I have two pods right now. Oh, yeah, you're a working queen. I'm just, you know. But it's good because they can come up and talk and just, like, tell you what's going on. I don't even show up. Yeah, just let him go.

I had a girl come on and she was telling me she fucked this guy, then wanted to fuck his boss. And then, like, she was like talking, which is awesome. Like, she was just so open about what was going on. I was like, I respect it. But she told me, she's like, yeah, I went on lunch break yesterday. And, yeah, I met this guy on Hinge and just fucked him in the car park. I'm like, yo, you're awesome.

She's like, yeah, we're going to go on a date tomorrow. I need to figure out who he is and if I like him. It's cool that you can actually, like, hear the people that normally are just little, like, icons. Yeah, because I was like, I don't know anyone else who talk. like this but i guess i'm like i have like such an amazing like open community and the best thing is there's no hate comments like when we're in the thing like everyone's just like you go go go go go get their cock and like whatever it's awesome your little dumplings yeah my little dumplings my little cream pies thanks for coming to hell you guys and we'll talk to you later bye

woo what up are you that was so funny