Berner Phone - Harry Jowsey: The Playboy & His Problems

Episode Date: November 25, 2021

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Were you ugly as a kid? Yeah. That's why. Are you crazy? I literally grew up. I had four and a half years where I had braces, rubber bands, and blocked in my mouth. So I legitimately was like the, and I had glasses as well. But I was also, and I was tall and skinny.

Like I didn't have anything going on. I was the last one losing my virginity in my group. I had to lose it to my friend's cousin because like no one else was walking. Like I was crazy. Jenny? That makes so much sense. to burn in the other hell What is up my little foreskins?

That's what Harry calls his people. I call my people the little devils. You know, foreskins, devils. Same thing. I am with the Harry Jousey who we just, I love you laugh when I just say it. Did I say it wrong? No, that's perfect.

Okay, good. Thank you. We, I discovered him on two out to handle. He's like charming, tall, Australian guy classic but then you know he's kind of really taken his career next level oh is this compliment time no yeah I'm building you up to like break you down and when I say next level I mean you're on burning hell congratulations it is downhill from here um Harry what the fuck is up how are you doing how's hell L.A how are you feeling how's your mental health I'm amazing

I'm a little bit hungover I went to a party last night at this club and every single girl that I'm fucking is there because they're all I guess influences so it was like really horrible like anxiety was through the roof like it was actually sucked this girl walked over to me like started hugging me a little bit and like grinding on me and I'm like fuck

the other one's right there behind me and I was just like put my fingers in her mouth this is bad I need to walk over and pretend I'm doing something so I picked up the menu and just started pointing at shit

I'm about to delve into the mind of a fuck boy because this is someone would call fascinating some would say you're going to burn some brain cells but let's do it I'm a gentleman

so of these girls LA is fucking small is what I'm realizing I've walked into people I know and I'm from New York and I've walked into like people I know on the street how are you navigating the dating scene

like are you talking to so many people that you like text them on person do you have like a roster do you have like a whiteboard at home like how do you keep track of all the women you're talking to? I like to keep like a handful right

so because I want to keep them on as long as possible on the roster because I think the best sex is when you like actually know someone like one night stands are fucking boring like don't fuck me for when I'm saying because it would be the worst dick of your entire life like let me give you like two weeks to like or a week to like you need to ramp up well i need to figure you out so like i can really like

make you come like every single time and then like never talk to you again and like spin you out yeah so can you make girls come when you're drunk yeah oh my god congrats well because i'm persistent i get annoyed at myself oh it's your competitive well because i'm like she's gonna text the fucking group chat like harry just gave me the weakest dick of all time but how do you perform under pressure like that if you're telling yourself like harry jowsy has a name that has to be upheld in l.a like that would make my dick soft really i don't know like guys get nervous very easily in bed like i'll not see a guy for a while nah i get like a little bit angry at myself because i'm like yo like you are only this age and this thing is like this dick has a time bomb before it like

is limp forever so like use it be be a fucking stallion be the young stud and like figure this shit A lot of legend. Young legend. But like I legitimately will make sure that pussy gets eaten first and foremost. That is... Who taught you that? Me. I woke up in the morning and I was...

Not DJ Callid. No. So you, why do you like eating pussy so much? Why do you like to make girls come first? Because when I was in high school, I ate this girl's pussy and I came and I'm like, I enjoy this. Shut the fuck up. I enjoy this way too much. You guys, Harry is the biggest feminist we've had on the pod.

Legitimately, please. Like, someone fuck me. Side note, you know what I think is cute that you do. You come up with like little nicknames for everyone You have to How does Which is the most fuck boy shit ever No my God

Because you don't know any of our names Now listen in here I swear to God How do you do it? Young gentlemen Ladies Actually ladies don't do this to do Because it hurts

A girl did it back to me And I'm like You actually are gonna get blocked Like don't you there But gentlemen I swear to God Calling you go like a little sunflower Or like a little

national treasure like little something you know not like a rap name like little hey what up you little dumpling which is like cute and fun swear to god so exciting every single day and you have to think about this every single day i'm waking up and i'm texting you something different like sometimes it's like fun and cute because you don't know who you're texting no i know it's either one two or three like wait that advice is difficult because because you have this fucking accent Like, for example, we have Abby, our producer, Abby, can you say Little Sunflower into the mic? Hey, you little sunflower. That's creepy.

No, you say it. Hey, little Sunflower. That's cute. If I do that and anybody knows that we, like, do the podcast together, they're like, did Harry just teach you, like, some trick? Are you just trying to be, like, Harry? No, I'm telling you, it's like. It works because you have this fucking accent. Another thing you say to girls, too, you go, what's up, silky puss?

Oh, yeah. I can't get away with them. You say that? Because that man would have been arrested just 7%. I swear to God, whenever I'm, like, if I'm hooking up with a girl and her shit is, like, amazing. Like, I'll answer to the phone. Like, what's up, silky puss? Like, don't call me if you're around your family.

Does that not make you feel flattered? Like, if some guy's like, holy shit, you have a silky puss. Oh, I guess if you're already hooking up, then yeah, that's true. Well, it's fun. Like, silky little puss? Like, are you crazy? Aren't all pussy silky? Like, what?

Some have bumps? Some of them? But maybe that's, that adds good, like. vibration some of claws yes some of teeth yeah some of them is shallow oh my my friend is having sex was seeing this girl who has a shallow vagina so it means that he hits her cervix I would be like yo that makes me feel awesome yeah like you feel huge yeah you feel like a fucking god like it's halfway in and and you're hitting the back wall like that is sick are you ever afraid that girls just want to be with you because you're tall with an accent you'll follow

Yeah, all the time. Every single person around me is 100% around me for the wrong reasons. 100%. How does it make you feel? Terrible. Does it actually, you're like, oh, I'll take advantage of this. I'm like, whatever it works for now, but like, for sure, like, I know that, this sounds stupid, but I know that, like, the people that around me are kind of probably there because, like,

I pay for everything. I take care of everyone and, like, they go home in an Uber black. Like, they're not going home in a fucking Toyota Prius. second I the biggest thing is when you're having sex or like hooking up with someone it has to be about the experience there's a couple things that I always like I was hooking up with this girl and she always made sure there was a bottle of Fiji water beside the bed for me like spun me out I was like holy shit you will be remembered for fucking time like for the times like I'll tell my kids about this so like when I'm like seeing a go like it's a whole experience like I have to make sure

that like they're never going to get that treatment anywhere else right you're like an Uber driver for sex. Yeah. Five stars. It has to happen. Do you have like a mint next to the bed and then you say you want to change the playlist? I won't talk a lot if you don't want me to. Potentially.

Like there is. I do have played whatever. But then you fucking tell me that you're looking for a partner. No, I am. That's the thing. Like how am I meant to know who my wife is if I don't go through everyone? Do you have like next best thing syndrome where you like always think there's a next best thing? yeah but also i'm not i'm not about to tear you apart and be like oh what you see like

nah are you do you say you're 24 yeah i'm 24 you're 30 baby it's adorable like you should be doing what you're doing like you're training for that person well that's what i'm saying like and here's a thing i would never hook up with a virgin like terrified of you i'm terrified of you because i want someone that knows has you know been around the like we've all done out we've all chew through as many people as we can. You know exactly what you want. You know exactly your sexual energy. You're tuned into yourself.

You've spent enough time with yourself and other people. You know exactly what's going on. For me, I'm like, that is the most attractive thing because, like, we'll go in the bedroom or like we'll be out and about and you know what you want. You're not going to be like, oh, I don't know, I want to seize a salad or fucking french fries. I don't know. Like, figure it out. I've broken up with people.

This one dude went to a Japanese restaurant and was like, what do you recommend? And I was like, every Japanese restaurant is the fucking saying. What are you talking about? Yeah. It's a fucking miso soup. in edamami figure it out it's the same in every fucking restaurant okay so what are you insecure about yourself oh shit um insecure about myself uh i'm a little bit like i'm on the thicker side i think oh we have a chubby king well not chubby but like i know that like i could look better

and i should but you drink too much no i don't i actually don't drink a lot like they i'm very rare that i'm out and like getting fucked up really but like there was the start of the year i was sober for like 150 something days Wow, what happened? I realized that, like, my career was, like, you got to end, so I have to, like, stop going out. Yeah, LA is a lot of, like, socializing and being seen and being out there, which kind of is, can be emotionally draining.

So draining, yeah, it's like, but also, like, you're putting so much energy into other people, and that's what I was doing, like, trying to please everyone. And then I realized, like, oh, actually, like, I'm not, like, happy here. So I need to, like, do shit that makes me happy. And that's creating content and entertaining, like, the biggest thing for me is I just want to make people laugh like I don't care if you look at me as a fuck boy a piece of shit but you're listening and you're laughing like that's the biggest thing for me

do you do you ever deal with a lot of hate of people like um projecting their bad relationships onto you like you represent fuck boydom yeah for sure I think that it it's kind of a given like even if I'm in comments like people are always projecting shit on me which is cool whatever do your thing like leave those comments give me that engagement it's great it's great for my ego but like when I'm seeing girls or like we're starting to date or something

and they're like we'll see some shit online and be like they'll start like freaking out that I'm like the last guy like hey like legitimately like if I'm with you and I'm like locked in

and I start caring about you like which is rare no no joke but like I'll make sure that like I'm not like I'm not here to my biggest thing is I don't want to hurt anyone

I'm not trying to upset anyone like if you get ripped a little bit like for me I love you acting like your shrimp dick actually ripped someone before anyway um last night last night i have photos of my fucking duvet we call them dunas in australian duvet yeah bloody yeah i'd maybe a period come early but i'm using it i'm gonna feed my ego i'm gonna say that my fucking girthy do you ever feel like you lose part of yourself when you fuck so many people i actually yeah

i think that was one of the biggest uh things that i learned it's like i was actually feeling like Like, when I was having sex, like, two or three different people a day. What? Were you really? Oh, my God. Maybe. But girls, it's different. Like, I guess, like, you're getting fucked.

So, like, you could feel kind of, like, like, use and abuse where, like, guys are, like, spreading your seed. But, like, at some point, it gets a little, like, monotonous. Yeah, and it's also, like... I'm like, isn't sex, like, the worst? No, I'm just kidding. You're not having good sex? I'm trying to convince you to, like, get bored with having sex. No, I just think that sex is sex.

touch of like physical touch is like one of my top love languages right but i feel choking everything fuck i don't know i'm on edge like i'm always horny um no i don't know what i was saying i said choking and i was like fuck you said sex love language physical touch is important to you yeah i think it's i think it's so important but there's a point where like it is like draining like trying to well especially like being in the scene like i think that a lot of people would just fuck someone to say they fucked him and like yeah it's good or bad or whatever like and i think that's what kind of like sucks because like i said on my podcast like there was this girl i had sex with her and then didn't hear from her again like hit her up like hey you get lunch or

like dinner nothing maybe the dick was terrible worse she's ever had possibly like probably chances probably high up there but like at least like want to get to know each other but yeah it just sucks you guys sometimes when you're tall and Australian people will use you yeah you're getting use for your body yeah well it's also like i don't i really realize this not a lot of guys like pick girls up and just fuck them in the air like i realize that it's important that you brought that because i have a stand a bit about when a guy picks you up and you feel like the dainty little flower that you are yeah but like i'm sturdy like i'm pear-shaped like i'm i have quads right and if you're not working out like three to four times a week you're not picking my ass up but like in movies

everyone picks you up and puts you on like a counter and shit right and like i feel like guys don't do that shit a lot. Yeah, I actually was seeing this girl and she's like, no one's ever done that to me before and I'm like, well, fucking get used to it. I feel like you're just trying to fuck my followers right now. I would love to. It's like a sales bitch. She's like so

if you call this number if you want to get picked up. I know a comic that used to have a bit about how women, how he's never came from a blowjob and then after every show women come up to him and be like I bet you I could make you come from a blowjob and he comes every time from a blowjob.

Well, I, no, I do a similar thing. He comes in four seconds. Like, they just lick his balls. He's like, I'm the best. No, I do a similar thing, but it's more so, like, I don't want girls to make me come from head because then it's about me and it makes me angry. Because I would rather, like, eat you out, have a good time, know that you're absolutely relaxed.

But if you're giving me head, I get fucking annoyed. Like, I get so bored. I'm like, please stop. Like, if I come, then what are you, like, what's going to happen with you? no one's going to want to take care of you so let me just do it first oh my god that is the most thoughtful romantic thing i've ever heard i'm a gentleman um so now what i learned that is kind of interesting about you is right before you went on reality tv your parents were getting a divorce yes so um how the fuck have you been coping with that um because that's like some deep

especially later in life like that's some deep shit yeah i realize that i think my parents are kind of just trying to keep it together until like 18 and we could like figure shit out but it's just hard like especially with alcoholism and um you know like prescription drug addiction shit like not trying to sorry dad for airing your shit um as as I always do I get another fucking email from the family I love it's an email I'm not even a face time no fuck him um but now I realize that it is because I know my mom was really trying to hold it together like like putting um there was a lot pressure on her like she was you know like this is your person you're meant to be with forever like yeah and i remember this one time i called her and i'm like yo like mom you're gonna fucking die

like one day you're gone done if you aren't happy get rid of him i don't give a fuck if it's my dad or if it's my fucking dog like if you aren't happy like it's time to be selfish like you've put up with shit for as long as you can and also like again for dad's sake mom is in a state like whatever like everyone has their flaws but i was sitting there like yo like fucking and i remember i was like just fucking stop like this isn't you're not happy you're calling me every day and there's negative energy i'm trying to live life and figure out how to last i'm in bed like let me like do this thing over here and like life's way too short to be sad i said to i was like i'm gonna get rich i'm gonna send you to italy we're gonna get you a fucking 20 year old stud that's gonna

Yes, little poor boy. Yeah, I was like, he's going to blow your back out and make you fucking squirt down the holes. Like, figure it out, mom. Yeah, we love that visual. Let's go. But I hate to compare the two, but it reminds me, like, you're a pretty empathic, I feel like you're pretty empathetic person

where, like, it's like instead of you caring to have a blowjob, you care to make sure the girl's enjoying it, where it's like with your mom, you're like, I don't care. Like, with your mom, you want to make sure she's coming. No, no, but with your mom, you're like, you're not thinking of yourself first where you're like, I need to make sure the family's together. You're like, Mom, like, I want you to be happy.

And the truth is, is, like, you want your parents to be happy and if it's not together. And also, if you're dealing with addiction, like, they're putting addiction first. They're married to the addiction. They're not with you. 100%. And the thing that's crazy is,

I remember having very distinct, like, family meetings. You know how boring those shit is. Like, family meetings, like, at fucking 18, 19, like, yo, like, let's go. We're our team. We're going to work through this together. And just kept, like, going back to, like, just getting fucked up 24-7 and like causing like fights and like riffs and like the only time you know

dad would speak to you was like when he's angry about some shit so it's like fuck that like the if something isn't working change it and that was the best thing I ever did like you know me my old man aren't as close as we should be but the biggest thing is just like every time we would speak it was full-blown aggression and like just a drunk old angry man that doesn't belong in my life Like, I love him. He's always going to be my dad, like, raise me. But it's like, yo, you're always just fucking drunk and angry. Like, I'm just happy and drunk. Like, let me like...

I'm drunk and happy. Yeah, let me do my thing. Like, fuck me. Like, I don't want to pick up the phone and, like, I've done something. It's crazy when you realize your parents are, like, humans. Yeah. And that your parents have their demons and that they're not just these, like, no at all elders who are wise and will teach you life. Oh, I never thought that about my parents.

Yeah, your parents are in a commune. Yeah. I lived in a tepee. Yeah, welcome to LA guys. This is our LA tour. You know what the fuck is up. I feel like, Harry, you're kind of, you're spiritual. Sorry.

You're like, what are you going to yell me about? But I feel like you're spiritual. You talk about crystals and shit. Like, how, what is your, like, perspective with that? Like, do you believe in higher power? Um, to be honest, like, my parents raised me to, they didn't want us to, like, believe anything until 18, like, make up your mind, which was, like, very blessed. like because when they grew up they got forced like to believe in god and like you have to go to church

this is it this is blah blah blah for us when we grew up they're like hey we want you to make up your own mind like you can believe whatever the fuck you want to believe and we'll accept you which was possibly the greatest mentality to put on like a you know a young kid that's like got shit coming at you from everywhere and i think to be honest like i started when i realized like manifesting is real and the shit that was like that i was thinking about just kept happening I was like oh shit I just think there's maybe there's a high being maybe there isn't but I just believe in like the universe

and it has like a plan and like there's a whole bunch more shit that probably no one even knows about and then I realized like once I started tying manifesting to like being spiritual and like reflecting and like getting deeper inside I realize it like I'm a lot happy and I get a lot more answers of who I am and where I want to go and who I want to be

ooh that was hot it was we like this because he's a tall man who's working on himself Yeah, we love that for you. And I also feel like whatever hardship you had with the divorce, it teaches you to be like, oh, fuck, we need check in here because we don't want that repeating. We don't, and you also probably were affected by it,

so you're forced to be like, okay, how do we get through this? Yeah, I think the best thing was, is, like, having a heartbreak because that made me, like, oh, shit, like, what am I doing wrong? Like, who, like, am I happy? Did I not make her happy? Like, am I just a piece of, shit like for me that was the best thing that happened is because like it it got me out of like trying to like please everyone and like fuck around and like really reflect like what's going on

it was like when I was really depressed and then I started thinking about like you know who I want to be in like my mindset and what was going on and then I think it was last year was the second time that like I really got fucked up and that was when the show was airing and like all the stuff was going on and had the most attention I've ever ever had and then And there was, you know, some nasty comments made about me online. And then all, like, all my comments went from positive, fun to, like, you are the fucking devil. I've dealt with that. It was like, the way.

How do we deal with it? Because I'm still trying to figure it out. It was the weirdest shit because I was sitting there. I'm like, fuck, like, am I a piece of shit? But you were the same person when they loved you and when they hated you. Yeah, I was like, nothing's changed. And, like, these comments are completely false. And it's just crazy to have all this, like, happen to you at once.

so I really just like turn my phone off and just sat down and started talking to myself like that was the biggest thing is I realized that this phone is a phone I can just put it over there and I can go for a walk and like look at this fucking sky and like listen to a bird or like lick a tree I would like walk a dog and I'm like this dog likes me and I'm like this dog's happy I look around there's some neighbors and you're like oh this is real fucking life yeah and like you could ruin your mood or for four days just by seeing a comment on your phone it's crazy um so i went to uh my best friend uh went to his house in arizona and his mom is like a shaman and that's when i really started like tapping into the spiritual shit because she just started telling me shit about myself that i was like how who like did he tell you this stuff like a little psychic like mediumish yeah like fully was just like like telling me about blessing the land and like was doing all the stuff and was telling me about what is kind of like happening in my life that i didn't know how to deal with because i don't want to

talk to people about it i just want to like figure this shit out and be like and you're people pleases you're probably trying to make sure everyone around you's having fun yeah i'm trying to make sure that everything's good with them and like i'm gonna there's a problem going on with me i'm to figure out so then whenever my friends have that same problem i can just be like this is what to do how to get past it and i remember being there and we went to this place called uh what the fuck is it's godona have you heard of that yeah Arizona yes there's a whole bunch like energy vortex and it's a very like weird and wonderful place because there's a lot of shit that goes on It's like a very native ground.

Yeah. So we went in there and that was kind of where I like just sat down on the side of a mountain and just stared at shit and just like really like understood that, yo, like, this is what's happening. This is how we'd be better and this is how we like reflect a little bit more and like stop thinking about other people's shit because that's not you. And then I think ever since then I've been really blessed with like that mindset of just like I guess just thinking about myself and like moving forward. And then any time I have like issues or like I'm at a. crossroad with like friends or some shit i'll call her and she'll like i won't have to say a word and she'll tell me like and stop pulling cards and shit and it will just all make sense i know it sounds like a little bit like fucking hebie-giby like bullshit i don't believe in any of this shit before

but when she's like when you find someone that's actually knows what the fuck is up and like you don't have to say a word and they tell you exactly what's going on your life like she gets you and she's super intuitive yeah and she told me all the answers this shit like i'm like hey like what is going on right what is going like get out of my phone but it's funny because you found peace like in the mountains energy vortexes and shit but you decided i'm going back in the game i just have to have a better mindset because you still want to create content and put yourself out there in the public eye yeah did you have kind of a rough childhood um no like i'm gonna see because i envision you either just like

petting kangaroos or like what do people do yeah no i was no i grew up in a farm so i'd like oh my god i love farms everyone doesn't believe it and it again lads if you i don't know if there's any lazles and shit they do so go to a farm take photos of like random cows and shit and just show girls like i swear to god like no there's because it's that like you take care of an animal like fatherly thing it's hot so i had a bull called nigel and shit and we have like 12 horses like 50 chickens uh and then two pigs buzz and bella and literally like five dogs and like i'll show any person this and they want to fuck you and they're legitimately like and i've had like an a list I showed them and they're like, I'm coming to the farm with you.

I'm like, what the fuck is this magic mustard that my parents, like, put me in that growing up? It was awesome. Did you think you'd always leave that farm or did you think you'd stay a small town kid? I really, like, knew, I sound like a fucking superhero, but I knew I was different. I got bit by a spider at a young age. Yeah, and I can fucking shoot spider webs out of my dick. but I just I knew that like fuck like I didn't want to do what everyone was doing I'm sitting there at home and like I enjoyed like having making fun and everyone's like going

to university and getting pregnant and doing boring shit and I was like this is not me I'm gonna just try and fucking figure shit out so I went and just like left the country like lived in England and Europe for like eight months trying to like grow up as a human and realize that every time I go out and get drunk I don't need to punch people in the head because they'll have knives and they'll stab me learning lessons left and right how's your anxiety do you suffer from anxiety at all i think it's developed like there i think that's why i'm also not a big fan of new york is because my friends like decided to put my name tell us club i was coming and it just filled up with people and i love the fact that there was people there for me but we just did there wasn't

like a routine like hey like how do i meet people like how do i like give you it was like bombarding yeah people just started like jumping over barricades and shit and i was like i got to get out of here I think that as, you know, attention and public attention and stuff like that has kind of like developed for me, like going outside, I get a little bit more scared, like a little bit more anxious and I've never had it before because, again, you know, I'm 6'5, I'm a stud, I know, like I know how to scrap, like I'm not really worried, worried about shit, but like now I'm like, fuck, like people like, there's actually like a bigger target on my head. Maybe it's just me making shit up, but no.

Every time I go out now, I have security with me. wow wow you have anything happened that caused that or just like you're being protective um i just think that again like there was a there was a moment when the first time the first time i actually ever had security out with me one of my friends just got absolutely like beat the fuck like you just got a shit rocked oh my god or like extended friends like we're at a club and i just saw this dude give him a fucking two piece soda that bang bang left right good night drop down he hop back up again and got piped again i was like no one like i was looking at his friends. I was like, no one is jumping down helping this dude. Yeah, because LA people care about

their face. Yeah, I was like, no one's going to help this kid. So I just jumped down. I was like, yeah, what the fuck is up? I had my security with me. So I feel like I'm lucky that, you know, that I had that him with me because he pulled me out of it. But I just like, don't want to see my friends get hurt or anyone get hurt. Yeah. So I picked this little man up. And it's like, his feet, you know, his feet were like dangling. He's like yelling in my face. Oh, fuck kill you. I'll break your jaw. I was like, no, you won't. Like, look at your feet. You're dangling. Like, you will not do anything. This is some toxic masculinity where. experiencing right now i legitimately was holding him up like like my child and i was like there's nothing

you can do to me little man like it's okay you knock my boy out it's all good but like i'm hugging you now you're my child yes i would have kissed him so that's such a hairy beat up right there it's like giving a big hug you start cracking jokes yeah like are you angry come on come up grubby poppy fish yeah i have expertise in tall men and i have realized that a lot of the tall guys i've been with when guys are drunk they go for the tall guy yeah like they almost think like that that guy thinks they're better than them because they're big some weird alpha ego shit is their own insecurity yeah yeah like I'll have like tall guys that will just be like I can't be here right now like I'm too drunk he's gonna like start talking shit yeah and so I mean I think it's smart that

you're you're protecting yourself and like you don't the stupidest shit happens when you're drunk and you don't want that to be what like could be a downfall of something it's bizarre and also my best friend Christian's never been a fight in his life so I know I'm fucked I had no I I swear to God, there was one moment in university with my other friend, best friend at time, Alex, huge, monster of a man, never been in a fight in his life. And that's when I realized, like, yo, if I'm getting a fight, I need to have people who can scrap around me. We were at this lookout.

It was so sick. It's like 4 a.m. And we were these girls trying to be, like, fun and, like, romantic, watch the sunrise. And these two drunk dudes come out of the fucking woodworks out of a party, like, busted up. They just had a fight. And they were, like, talking shit. being funny and then one of them like tackled me right and i was sitting there was like what the fuck is going on i was like this is weird and he's like like pushing my head in the dirt like joking around

and i was like okay now now i'm angry i legitimately just remember staying up smacking him with right hook he dropped down he was like fully asleep and i was like alice get the fuck up we're going get these guys we're leaving so we're like walking back to my little ford fiesta while his friends trying to figure out why his friend's like asleep on the ground and we're like going back to my little ford fiesta and these guys start like coming at me and I was like Alex let's get ready let's go this guy's got a rock in his hand

and Alex gets in my car and locks the doors and I was like yo like I have to figure two dudes bro two dudes and this girl screaming in my ear like someone just murdered their fucking cat two dudes

you have to turn into a Marvel character yeah I was like one of them has a rock I'm like trying to rip the door I was like Alex open the fucking door And he's, like, sitting there, like, staring straight. Frozen. He's like, I can't deal with this. So I was like, all right, sweet.

I have to fucking figure this out. But, yeah, anyway, I ended up winning, so it was all good. I love all these. You wake up and choose violence sometimes, but it's okay. No, I'm an angel. Like, I don't want to do that. Like, I don't want to fight you. You don't want to have to hurt people.

Yeah, I don't have a Hulk. In terms of, like, bars, like, because I feel like there's a lot of single girls listening. Like, I feel like sometimes bars can turn into, like, middle school, where it's, like, the guys over here, the girls over there. Very clicky, huh? Yeah. Do you have any advice for, like, women in terms of, like, first, like, chat or, like,

ways to interact and break the ice a little bit? Yeah, I think the best thing that when you talk to someone is just don't talk about them or, like, oh, like, hey, you're cute. Like, talk about, like, have you got a dog or some shit like that? I've found that whenever I'm talking to a girl, like, trying to, like, approach her or, like, I'm a little bit, I do get very nervous when I talk to gorgeous girls. The best thing to do is if they have, like, an animal, like, if you, okay, this is if you know each other,

but like, not at a bar, but we'll get into that. This is so all right. They have a little chihuahua in their purse. No, but, no, but so I, so if they have a dog, like, oh, I would love to, like, hang out with your dog. Or, like, oh, my dog wants to go on a date with you. Like, that's so less confrontation. Okay, wait.

Abby, can you say I'd love to hang out with your dog? I'd love to hang out with your dog. See, when he says it, it doesn't hit the same. Because you love to hang out of your dog. Oh, I could do it. I can do it cooler, but, you know. I'll be like, oh, Bruce wants to, like, meet your pup. No, I think you nailed something, though.

It's, if you're not asking them about themselves, that's fucked up. And then if you're, like, too, like, you're cute or you're whatever, it's weird. But I find, like, let's say they're wearing a jersey of, like, a sports team, like, making it come about that. Yeah, because then you guys are both have the pressure off of, like, the microscope on each other. But also, women, it is so attractive when you come up to a man or, like, us in a bar and just, like, start talking shit. like that confident like again like it goes both ways right so if i'm confident and i'm pushing it onto you you feel that energy you're excited if a girl does that actually this girl walks up to me last night at the club she's oh i'm gonna fuck you tonight i'm like hey that doesn't sound enjoyable

i'm scared but like the confidence is sick you need to just like we need to fine tune that it's a little raw it's a rough around the edges yeah i was like i know i like advertise myself as like a bit of a slut but like that you know scary i would think ah i miss the single days but my go-to move was like let's say I wanted to talk to you and you're like with your friends first go to the guy you're not nervous to talk to yeah grab his fuck him fuck him but just like like vibe with him joke with him because like if you if you think I'm attractive you'll notice me in that circle yeah and then like you don't have to deal with the immediate rejection because then I feel like if I'm then I leave it's I have a long game we'll do that to girls

too then it's like weird works both way yeah because then if you do that that then it's just no one's happy and it also like hurts the ego then people get disappointing she doesn't want to I don't know like I have no problem walking up to any girl and talking to her but like I'm terrified but it's like you got to give me something like I'll walk up and introduce myself to anybody but I'm like but if you are interested you have to at least like give me something to work with yeah I don't I don't do the formal like hey like come up hey I see me too I'm I don't do the I'll do the like I'll do the like What would I say to you?

I'd be like, backwards hat, how old are you? 25, because if you're over 30, that's annoying. Like, talk about a topic. Oh, that's fun.

Just, like, talk about a topic. I swear to God. Like, as if I'm, I don't care who you are, I'm just trying to talk shit. Deathly afraid of talking to girls at a club. Like,

or in general. This is so funny. No, this is crazy. And I'll air it out right now. And everyone thinks you're just rejecting them. No, I'll air, I'll air this girl out right now.

There's the most gorgeous girl I've ever seen my entire life, like, legitimately, the like spitting most like spitting the most stunning person I've ever seen spitting in your mouth I would love I would love nothing more um most stunning person I've ever seen my entire life her name is Claudia T-Han whatever name is on she's a influencer oh we're doing full names hell yeah I don't care she's so gorgeous and I've never seen a human that stunning and she was across me the club and I she was like looking at me and I legitimately was like looking down I was like

fuck like don't what's her name Claudia T-Han I was like don't look at me like you are so stunning and then she messaged me she's like um next time come up to me i'm like no what do you like not a chance oh yeah she's she's she's literally the most perfect like human that i've ever seen and i was like i will never walk up to you your voice just cracked like my knees will buckle and i'll start shaking like i just it's so awkward when you're like i need to i need to say something but you forget how conversation works and it's like what do people say in this moment also like I'm the guy like, you're going to die when they go do it, figure it out.

Me in real life, I can't even, I can't even listen to myself. I'm just like, holy shit. You think she's so hot that, like, her world is, like, different than your world, that, like, vibes move differently when, like, you just, you have to ball up. But I was even trying to, like, text it, and I was, like, trying to be confident when I'm shitting myself.

You forget how to put words together. I think it was just, like, where are we gone for dinner? Has that ever accidentally worked in your favor, though? Yeah. For me too sometimes Sometimes but I'm fully just You become mysterious but you really can't talk I've like I've gone out with girls before

Where there's like I thought you hated me Oh I don't know I thought it was just being chill Yeah it would be relaxed yeah I find though when I play the card like Where I'm too nervous to go straight to the guy I like And it's also like I want to act like I'm not like too thirsty to talk to him Then eventually you're in the group and he'll talk to you I feel like if you if I'm in the group

It's not like a one-on-one like nervous like bachelor moment where it's like do you want to have a conversation you got to be careful talking to their friends though because if a girl comes and talks to my guy friends like i'm like i'm like no i go to like the ugliest one no but that doesn't matter though because if a girl's talking like my ugliest friend i'm not going to be a dickhead and swoop in on his chick you know what really yeah but i'm not i'm not like i'll go by and someone i'll be like fuck the yankees like that's the kind of engagement right i'm not doing loud and proud yeah yeah um no i think that you have to go over the ugliest one and then no

But it's more vibe, like I'll see him and be like, eh, like, I'm not like, no, walk up to the hottest one and say, hey, who's your friend? Can you introduce me? That would, that would hurt me more than anything. Wait, it's so, but you're confident in front of the camera. Online. Online, you do whatever. I put this crazy persona on in person. I'm like, at the club, like, on my phone, like, oh my God, you see that ghost is so hot. Can you get an Instagram? Or, like, go get my security. Like, can you ask who that is? One time I walked up, I wrote my name and number on a, on the notepad. app and then screenshot it and walked up to a table of hot chicks and just dropped it to all of them

that's good yeah i like that oh i also get my uh whenever i'm out and people like asking for my details i'll just get my best friend to put his like snap coat up like oh fuck boy i'm like fuck him before you fuck me so i know you know it's good oh god oh god just deep in the la fuck boy mindset it's beautiful um we're gonna end with a final game and it's called the seven deadly sins Seven Deadly Sins What are you greedy about? What am I greedy about? My time.

Oh, are you going to saying no to people, even though you're a people pleaser? Look, can be acting like I know him forever. I'm like, really? Because that's not what I've seen. I've seen you. No, I feel like time's the only thing that I never, like you can spend money, you'll get it back.

Time, you'll never. Not going to lie. I thought you'd be late today, and that's why I came late. I was like, he's not going to come on time. Oh, Harry's always on time. And I rolled in, like, 10 minutes late, and you were sitting there, and I, like, immediately was like, oh, shit, I respect him. No, I, uh, for me, my parents always told me you have to be 15 minutes earlier

this stuff, like, for meetings and port of meetings. Because, like, you need to, like, again, they instilled that on me. Like, time is the most important thing. I also wanted to show, like, the power dynamic that, like, I run shit, you know, so I came a little later, made sure that you waited for me. Yeah, no, we were filming ads, so don't worry about it. Good, I'm joking. We would.

no i just the uber actually fucked up anyway who are you envious of who am i envious of wow it's such a big word i think um and it could be a type of person too this is gonna sound stupid but logan paul why um i'm envious of his intelligence and how he how dynamic he is like i'm more so inspired right so i think that he is and i'm always gonna hate when i fucking light him up because i think he's such a legend i think the fact that he's gone from many different platforms as well as now very smart in the crypto world like his NFT shit for me like

that seems so scary for me to even think about as well as even acting singing, fuck fighting about Jake he doesn't like me I think he could take inspiration from my god am I thought to get some TikTok people right now

so a lot of people love to hate on Logan Paul. Yeah. Do you envy that side of it, or do you think that's just part of it when you get that big? Yeah,

I think once you get that big that people are always going to do shit. But I don't know. I just feel like, again, like he's just, if you know Logan as a person, I know a lot of people don't,

but as a human, nicest dude has... Know him? Yeah, has time for everyone. Oh. Always switch on. Like, if I called him right now, he would answer the phone.

Like, he's a great person. Like, he's obviously gone through enough shit to be like, cool, like, I'm going to be a good person forever. And he's a great person. very smart like he's very switched on about his money and uh who he is as a person i do i think i like the mentality of people who don't see things like this is how it's done before so this is how it has to be and like just like you like and i were on reality tv and there's normally like your people

would say oh you can't be a stand-up if you did reality tv like oh you can't be respected in business if you did reality tv and i like when people create their own career structures and i love when you have like multiple sources of income because you don't know what's going to like blow up or what's going to die tomorrow yeah i think my i'm going to put this out of the universe i think my biggest goal right now is to be the first ever i don't know if it's ever been done i fucking hope not first ever reality star in a marble movie fuck yeah i want to i feel like that i love that you know do you know you know dave like the show yeah yeah like i fucking love his shit where he just was like making funny songs and then now he has a full on tv show yeah where last stand-up comics would

be like you need at least 15 years like farming in basements it's like it's all your your your confidence in yourself and your manifestation you never limit you know Theo Vaughn was on the real world and now he's like Netflix specials touring I actually look at my own be so L.A. right now but I was hanging with Theo last night and there's first time I met him oh really and I was I was just like by the way like I feel connected to you and he's like why and I was like because you did reality TV and you've like blown up and I'm like if Theo could do it I could do it um but I also he he did it for a while but like it was different times but you the way that I look at him I'm like I could do it like I want to do stuff that people never thought yeah exactly

do in the industry it's not like I want technology now you could do so much anything it's crazy yeah I think that's the biggest thing is you want like taking inspiration from people like oh shit you've leaped that far it means I can also leave like Alex Cooper she's my fucking girl because I want to surround myself with people who are like breaking boundaries and stuff because then you're just stuck in a rut of people just hating on each other she should and I don't need to she can ruin my life you're a baby I would sit for her If you were 20 years older, maybe you'd have a chance. I can age quickly.

Like, let me lay in the sun for a month. What's just age? She's my ride or die. Let her ride. What do you gluttonous about? What's your guilty pleasure? Glutness? Yeah.

I've never heard that word in my life. Really? Gluttoness? Gluttonous is like overindulging. Like, yeah, it's gluttony. It's like when you like eat too much. Your glute. Yeah, that's what I thought.

I was like, what's wrong with my glutts? Yeah, gluttoness is like, you. you overdo it you want so much of it so what's the question again what do you glutton us about that i want more of yeah um i think uh influence right like ooh i thought you're going to say eating pussy continue no that well whatever uh you know i feel like whatever um no i feel like so i'm not sure if you know but the reason why i got into reality tv is because uh i had a lot of bad stuff happened to me so i was at university and I wasn't enjoying it

I don't really take people's orders too well I wasn't really doing amazing grades and my brother's best friend ended up committing suicide so I was at a point where I'm like hey I could fucking be sad about this and destroyed which I was or I could try and do it

do something that makes my friends laugh so then I was on Facebook my friend tag me in this thing called Heartbreak Island and this is when the manifestation is out of for me because I'm like I'm gonna go on this I'm going to win it and I'm going to make people laugh like that's my biggest thing that's why I have like such a crazy persona online is because I'm doing it so that people gonna laugh and enjoy it and like have a fucking giggle have like maybe you know a 30 minute

break from their crazy fucked up life or whatever's going on at home so I went and did that went on the show heartbreak high one it won a hundred thousand dollars had a great time there was a speech on there which I made about mindset and it was really weird because I never even thought about that stuff. Like I was, we went in and I was having a fight with this girl that I was dating. And I literally, maybe it's me being a Gemini, but I had this argument with her. And I walked outside and I come back in. And I was like, actually, that doesn't matter.

She's like, what? I was like, that argument. I'm fine. I don't want to talk about it. I want to move forward. I just think that that argument is not going to matter in six months time. It's all about mindset. And I think that if we keep going like that, we're just not going to be ahead.

and it doesn't matter i don't want to fight about it i just want to be happy with you and like fully just had it it was a little bit more uh emotional than that and i still have it on my phone but i remember when that episode aired and i started getting all these dms it was the first time i've ever had that feeling of like holy shit like i'm doing something that makes people feel a little bit better and laugh and like enjoy themselves so i'm i literally took a photo of myself because i was crying like i couldn't stop the tears i'm like this is exactly what I needed to do to get to where I'm at and then the Netflix show came about and I was on Netflix and obviously the influence and everything that come about it was incredible I think that was the

reason why I got really fucked up when I started going to hate comments because I was like oh this isn't what you went into yeah I was like this isn't who I want to be like I'm not trying to upset you I don't want people to look at me and feel angry it's not what I want at all and but with that show came a lot of answers from that first suicide. So it was bizarre because one of his close fit. Because I never got any answers. I didn't know what was going on. I had no idea what happened.

And then... It's a sense of subject. You're not like... Yeah, and I'm not going to go, like, stop asking people. Like, holy shit, what was going on? I just knew that he was in a dark time and some shit. And he was fighting demons that no one knows about. But the show, the Netflix show come out and, you know,

someone that was very close from at the time, ended up reaching out like, hey harry uh i've been looking for you like blah blah blah and then i had all the answers that i had and i was like wow like this is awesome um you know i'm doing this for the right reasons i'm in here to just make people entertained um and then this year has been pretty fucked up with uh um mental health like people really close to me my one of my very close friends from that first show committed suicide a couple like a month before my birthday shit i remember it being in Tulum.

I was like, fucking like on the table. Like, fuck yeah, I'm the king. And then it just hit me. I was like, wow,

this sucks. Like this would have been really cool for, like for me to just make more people laugh or at least check in a little bit more or push a more positive message. And then a couple months later, my, uh, best friend's mom passed or committed suicide.

And, um, again, didn't like, it's been weird because I'm like, shit. Am I not? maybe that I think that's why I went sober as well and and like I've been focusing a little bit more

about myself is like am I not doing enough to make like my friends entertained or like I'm not checking in enough and maybe that's me being selfish and like maybe I need to be more funny I think that's why we love doing the podcast and stuff like that is because I see messages of people laughing and having good times like I can't stop watching this like I get messages people saying like hey we binge the whole podcast and we really enjoyed it because it made and made them laugh like you binge the whole podcast that means you like sat down for hours and like listened to us just talking shit for me that's the most fulfilling feeling is because like now I get to make people like laugh and have like a little break I know like because I I don't see like followers I hate saying

fans but I hate that time because I just I see people as friends yeah and and I just have a lot more friends than I knew I could ever have and I think that's why I enjoy having the podcast and entertaining is because I really love making my friends laugh and I think that's what I want more of is to... And now you're doing it's at a bigger scale. Yeah, and that's the thing is that's why I want more influence

or more reach because I want to be like, you know what, this year we hit fucking 15 million homes and we made 15 million homes have a laugh for an hour and that's the most fulfilling feeling because there's probably someone

that is, you know, on their edge and they want to do it, like, unfortunately take their life and we get to, they get to turn their phone on or they, for one moment, they get to sit down and have an hour where they just laugh and think about something else. And for me, that's the whole purpose of this mission that I've been on and that I realize that I'm here to do. It's just to make people, like, giggle. I think that's the people pleasing side of me that you know so well. But yeah. Hell yeah. No, well, that's why I'm so happy to have you on this podcast, because burning in hell is like I brought a lot of people on that people look up to and think like what am I doing?

Honestly yeah I don't know how this ended up happy but like people were like oh if I had what he had like I'd be happy to realize that like everyone is suffering from a lot of similar demons and that like we all need to get through darkness together yeah and like coping with your hell and everyone's hell seems like the worst shit ever because we're all living like single player games exactly and yeah that's that shit. it like that's powerful stuff you said yeah and also i just feel like i would and i'd be lying if i said i didn't want like more of this stuff and i feel like we've done amazing to get to where we're at i'm very grateful uh for all of it but it's like how do we how do you get to like a kevin heart level where like you instantly see his face and you know you're gonna laugh like you know whatever he's doing it's funny well it's also hard with reality tv because you're not really in control of like your character and like my character was like the funny one and like and and the like truth teller And then, like, it got to where if you get big enough, then they want to turn on you.

And then it's like, oh, when did I get to the point where people love to, like, hate on me? Yeah. And I'm, like, I'm very similar to you where, like, all I want to do is make people laugh. I want to the show is like a joke. Yeah. So it's hard to navigate. But then you realize, like, when you get to a certain point, hate is just part of life. Yeah.

And some people, that's their demons that they're projecting onto you. Ooh, what a good answer. When was the last time you experienced extreme wrath or anger? anger. Damn. Um, this guy. You fought with him? Nah.

Yelled on him? Nah, there was just something that shouldn't have been. Oh, yeah. Actually, to be honest, I don't really, I don't get angry. I, uh, when... No, Harry was like way cooler than he should have been. Yeah, I really don't get, I really don't get angry about... I was like, a lot of things.

I called me that day. I'm like, dude, like, be madder. read me out i deserve it no i just i realized because i was a very angry kid right like i would go to bars and like just to be the intent like i'm just gonna punch someone ahead like i swear to god we would me and my boys just be out and about like that'd be filming people fight in the back like at a back alley and i'd just be like i'm gonna punch you right now just because i want to do it so i think that you're lefty no it's just a nice little jab you know just throw around uh but yeah i think that i don't

really i just see everything is lessons like there's just so much wasted energy getting angry when i could just be like oh right actually that's meant to happen and there's a bigger plan for it so i'm just gonna like let's relax let's take a deep breath and realize that getting angry is wasting everyone's powerful well it's this like negative feeling that just weighs you down i realize like the people are successful or not people that had fewer bad things happen to them it's the ones that get hit and like get right back out it's like if you're gonna fail fail fast and you can't harp on like yeah, shit, that didn't work, because just be like, okay, new perspective,

that opportunity was not meant for me. Yeah, 100%. And it really is, like, sports where, like, what are you going to be upset about the point you just played? Or, like, the shot you just missed when, like, shots are happening in front of you. Yeah.

Like, look at Anthony Joshua. Every time he, like, he's taking a couple of losses now, but every time he, like, is very well-spoken. I'm not sure if you watch boxing, but he's very, like, not beat up about it. He's very, like, he speaks, not upset or anything like, It's like, I'm just going to reflect on my performance. I'm going to do better.

Like, that's exactly what it is. It's just like, when you're angry, you're just wasting all this energy on what could be a great day. Like, you're putting all this energy into making your day shit. Why don't you just not do that? You know, Emma Radicanu? No, but I want to know her with a name like that. She's the British tennis star who's like 18 and just from qualifying won the U.S. Open. And she blew up and got like two million followers and everyone's like obsessed with her.

And then the next tournament she played, she lost first round. and everyone was like, what the fuck? And she just was like, I'm so happy this happened early in my career so I can learn how to deal with this shit early on. And I was like, damn, that's the way to twist that in a positive way. Instead of being like, yeah, it's just a lot of pressure and I crumbled. Instead, she was like so glad I got this learning lesson so early. Yeah, that's very mature.

When was last time you were a sloth? So do you ever get like lazy and not do anything all day? This morning. I was so bad. No, I really, to be honest, I hate wasting days. Like, so corny. But you have a very yellow mentality. Yolo?

You only live once. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah. Drake said that. Yeah. Um, shout out, Drake. I know he listens. Were you like that earlier in life or it's more been later on that you're like,

you only live once? I think, like, very blessed living on a farm with my parents, like, up at 6 a.m. every day. And like, because the birds wake you up, it's so fucking loud. Like, the kookabar is like legitimately. You're like, shut. Like, shut the fuck up. Like, it's so loud.

And the gala's, like, they're just going nonstop. So we're up. like six a m and i think that's always been the the best thing that's like stayed with me forever is like i love being up early like i just love being up early and i hate wasting my days like if i'm hung over and stuff i'll still make sure that i get outside and go to the gym or like walk the dogs or do something and not be like a lazy piece of shit because like i won't be happy i won't be happy myself wow we're getting we're going deep two more questions one's last time how big is you we heard it's like it's a little below average but it'll be fine it has a good curve

good like two three inches when was the last time you let your pride or your ego get in the way of something like how's your ego that's a good question have it do you think i got a big ego no not at all he's lying i'm pay him i pay this guy you actually have i i feel like your ego is better than what i thought it would be really coming in wow well it's so easy to have an ego and i realized i was talking with tinks about this even like checking your phone is ego like what are you checking it for yeah why do you need to see like what people are saying bad or good like that's feeding this ego where if you can disconnect and like just oh yeah i guess you could have a big ego but be nice to people still oh for sure yeah yeah no i don't know i i think um when did i let my ego get in the way or something

i don't know it's a hard one yeah i really don't know when i put that in front of it i feel like it could be like friends career relationships yeah i think probably would go to be honest like there'll be moments where I'm just like I'll just pretend like I don't give a fuck because I don't want to like I don't know like make it bruise my ego or some shit when when I should really just stop being a little bitch and just care a little bit more it's really like your 20s for dating is just like practicing being trial runs yeah yeah and like taking what you like but also practicing who you are in a relationship because a relationship is a mirror yeah like when you sit and like bond with someone you just see all your shit come out I don't know I want that and like

Well, if you do it, that's why when you're 45, you're going to be, mm, perfect, perfect. That's why you got to wait it out sometimes, ladies, with these men. When was the last time you lusted over someone? That girl in the club. And now you're all jacked up on it. Claudia, fuck. But she also, the girl, she wants you.

She messaged you. Yeah, I don't know. But this is the problem. Don't put these people on such a pedestal that then you can't talk to them. And then six months in, you realize you actually don't like them, and their mom won't stop texting you, and the next, you know, you're fucked. Yeah. sounded oddly specific

yeah that was like you've been through that before just every tall guy I've ever dated right no because I'll have this thing where like I'll see a tall guy who's hot and then I'll fill in all the blanks of how perfect he is and then I'll want to win it and then I'll get it

and then I realize like he's boring as shit yeah they suck the only personality is being tall like what else we got going on well it's like pretty privilege like you you haven't had to like be funny I know but that's why it's interesting that you're funny were you ugly as a

kid? Yeah. That's why. Okay. Are you crazy? I literally grew up. I had four and a half years where I had braces, rubber bands and block in my mouth. So I legitimately was like the and I had glasses as well. Like I was also and I was tall and skinny. Like I didn't have anything going on. I was the last one lose my virginity in my group. Yeah. I had to lose it to my friend's cousin because like no one else was like it was crazy. Jenny? Fuck. That makes so much sense. Yeah. Also why do you have tattoos on your hands so every time i get drunk um i get a tattoo like so the the one of my knuckles is my friend's company turns out it means like cheater in japanese which sucks um it was my friend's company we're at catch and we fucked up and i was like i'll get your company teddy to me on my neck

she's like that is so aggressive so you're trying to be like a lot of tattoos over time no i want to get them all taken off they fucking suck um so i got this one when i was depressed i got that for tavita who uh committed suicide this year uh i got that that for my fucking ex-girlfriend because we thought we were going to be together forever but apparently not and i got it like one session getting removed and i realized it like fuck it like it's annoying got that with another girl um who i'm also like like was best friends with but i also was like kind of like liked her and then she got a boyfriend and we stopped talking and then this other one 42 for 1942 when i was fucked up was like 10 of us and then oh sorry no continue

well i got my todd tatted on my lip and then there's this elephant with arabic writing on my bum that Todd did when I was 17 that says elephants never forget not which doesn't make any sense. And I was just fucked up. I was like, you know, that's sick. And then I went to Amsterdam. I met this girl who could read Arabic. And she's like, that makes no sense. So yeah, that's me. Do you have any advice for people after a breakup? Because I feel like you've had some tough ones. Right. I think the biggest thing when you're going through a breakup or a shit time, first things first, tell all your friends, shut the fuck up. I don't hear about it. I don't have. I don't have. hear about their stories i don't want to watch their stories block them on everything i know it's like

brutal to like hard cut cut someone off a cold turkey but you have to do it like or else you're going to be like oh maybe it's like a drug you want to stop snoring coke you can't be like playing in a sand castle of cocaine all the time yeah legitimately like you're gonna get a little bit inside you and then you're gonna be like i want the whole bag you know or the whole cock and balls but like i think the first thing is whatever i tell my friends is i don't want to hear about what they're doing if you've heard something don't tell me block them on everything make sure your friends like don't if they're still to be friendly with them cool whatever who cares but just like please don't tell me if they're like doing shit or doing shit for attention like if

they're posting like girls love to post memes or like fucking quotes on their story like they think it's doing something like don't I don't want to see it I don't check it don't even look on a fucking fake account don't do that stuff and then fully pull yourself away from that feeling and reflect like go outside like turn your phone off maybe go for a hike sit on top of mountain that you don't like to do um listen to Gary Vee no but I think the biggest thing is Take time for yourself because when you're in a relationship or when you're with someone, especially if it's toxic, you're putting so much energy and time and all your emotions into making that person like the person, maybe you want them to be or like you want them to be better.

Stop doing that. You're now drained. You're now tired and you're like upset about this stuff. So the best thing you do is go eat a fucking, eat some food that you fucking want. Like you want waffles, go eat that. Make yourself feel good. Go outside, laying the sunshine. Like even just having like 10 minutes in the sun.

like feeling that energy or like looking at trees and just like take it in the beautiful world around us you're going to feel so much better um and then just work on self improvement because the best thing to do after a breakup is to put that sad energy into making yourself better like oh make sure that i'm like maybe i want to like learn to be like a little bit better or learn another language or like make my skin better or like do you know other languages no no i was just i was just trying to sound more impressive i i just speak i can barely speak english I know, I was like, fuck, like, I didn't want you to say that because I want people to be like, this guy can speak like 10 languages.

But yeah, I think that's the best thing is just put your energy into self-improvement. You're right. Like, maybe you want to go to the gym or maybe you want to just like get a tan or surf or learn something because put your mind into it, you're going to be better, you're going to look better and you're going to feel better. And then your energy is going to glow and radiate out of your skin. And every fucking cock and balls are on the block will be trying to get in that. Oh, my God.

You are so fucking love and light, good energy. You are way more multifaceted and complex than... The Australian Gandhi. Yeah. Especially with that backwards hat. I'm like, this motherfucker, what's he about to say? Yeah. To wrap this up, you crushed it in hell.

Thank you. Thank you for your vulnerability. Oh, no worries. What advice would you give to people on how to cope with your hell when you're fucking going through it? Yeah. Like when it's dark, when you're in that depression. And you already kind of teased with like after a breakup, but like, I know you've dealt with depression. you've dealt with bad times yeah what's your best advice the best thing that i ever learned was from

this uh legend that we had on our podcast called charlie rocket he was talking about his mindset when he was fucked up had like a brain tumor had all this fucked up he was overweight had this crazy shit going on you should if you have time like watch his full story uh especially on logan paul's podcast because that's what changed my life and when i was at my lowest when there was a whole bunch of bad family shit going on and i was like you know what maybe i'll just wrap this up so i don't have to worry about it anymore the best thing i started doing was changing that mindset to focusing on your winning streets because whenever you're sad whenever you're depressed throughout the day you just think about all the sad shit that's in your past yeah it's gonna make you fucking

annoyed like okay cool like you might you might get a red light like fuck this dumb red light like i need to go here now or like you might stub your toe being like fucking stupid totally fuck this shit and you're creating like this negative fucking snowball of energy so the whole day you're just sad and depressed and you're putting more and more reasons under why you shouldn't be around when you change your mindset to the winning streaks you'll be like okay cool like i didn't get this red light you know what but there is a beautiful world outside i get to see something i didn't get to see or you'll go and be outside and be like damn i could get a coffee and like feel this good for like four dollars or you could be like you know what i have the free

freedom to just go and like sit down with like a friend and like talking to them or I can go like get food or like eat a chocolate bar or something that I enjoy you love waffles I'm really thinking about it right but like you change your mentality to think about the winning streak show the day yeah and I promise you like by the end of the day you're going to feel so much better because all you're doing is changing that frequency in your head to like thinking about like good things that happen like the past week I've had uh I've been in a in a weird mindset and really like sad about my sense and really like sad about my and my actions and who I am as a person and I was like feeding into that and I'm like actually you know I lost like I think probably like a quarter million dollars in like brand deals so I was

sitting there I'm like oh I'm so sad about this but I'm like what the fuck is wrong with me no like that happened for me not to me and then that mindset of like actually you know I live in this beautiful place I can put my phone down and there's problems don't actually matter anymore like the winning streak is like I get to wake up every day I get to go of a shower I have a fucking beautiful dog that I love I get to go work out I get to go do whatever the fuck I want and you know I just the whole the whole mindset is just changed that's why I have it tattered on my hand because whenever I'm sad I just look down I'm actually winning streak like I'm actually alive I'm moving there's a beautiful world I can go you know eat someone's pussy and have

a great day and what's important with this winning streak you said it's nothing you said was something that you can't just do that isn't already in you yeah like looking outside and just appreciating it you're not like oh I have to get this brand deal like oh i have to do this yeah you're literally like the happiness is in you it's just being aware of it and manifesting that yeah it's all about gratitude like that's the and whenever i'm at the end of my road or like feeling fucking depressed or annoyed or frustrated what's what i do in my team i tell everyone in the group chat i need five things that you're grateful for today it doesn't matter what the fuck it is just write it down i need to feel that and i also need to do the same just even just riding

it down putting that putting your energy from your feelings fingers into a piece of paper with ink will make you feel so much better. I'm just thinking about the shit you're grateful for. They say your brain can't feel anxiety and gratitude at the same time. Really? And that's why gratitude's so powerful. Wow. I saw it on TikTok, so take it with the ground.

Yeah. Harry, you're fucking credible. This was so fascinating, interesting, way more than I thought it would be. Hey, where can people follow you, listen to you, listen to R-Pod, watch you, give me the goods. Yeah, so we just smashed out a podcast episode. It's actually we did it the same day. I just changed my shirt and my hat, put my hat backwards. Movie magic.

Yeah, but she's wearing the same outfit because she did prepare for this. One of us is a professional. But you can see, you can come find our episode together on my podcast, exactly the same set, sitting exactly the same. I'm wearing a different shirt and a hat. Most people are listening to it. It's called Tap In with Harry Jaze, and you can find me everywhere. It is just my name, Harry Jowsey.

Like I'm tall. me walking through six five i crop my legs out of photos because they're so skinny so they go i look shorter online oh yeah um thank you little devils thank you little four skins for coming through yeah we'll talk to you later in hell bye