Berner Phone - Nikki Glaser: Eskimo Sisters & Stand Up Specials

Episode Date: October 9, 2019

Nikki thought she hated Hannah at first because they dated the same guy, but after they met in person, she changed her mind. Nikki opens up in hell about her fear of intimacy, dating narcissists, how everyone is a mirror, positive affirmations, her boyfriend history, guys being distracting, what guys watching your story means, what’s going on with her and Chris Distefano & Blake Griffin, how she is addicted to work, how she overcame imposter syndrome, what kind of girl she would date, how they are going to have a threesome, her face dysmorphia, eating disorders, and pooping. GET TICKETS TO SEE HANNAH LIVE HERE --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You remind me of this girl, my first girl crush in college, my freshman year, that I literally thought I was gay, and she, like, reminds me so much of you. Like, sporty and, like, great lips. You, my friend Catherine. I feel like we're not going to make out at the end of this. We're going to be full on dating. Like, full on dating. That was my goal. Welcome to Burning Island.

Okay, guys, welcome to Burning in Hell. It is a very, very hot one today. I'm her host, Hannah Burner. Today we have the incredible stand-up, The Roastmaster, my Eskimo sister. Nikki fucking Glaser. I'm glad you laughed at that because it was a risk. It was a risk.

Oh, my God. I'm so proud to have banged someone that has also banged you. I'm proud to have banged someone that's banged you. We both can brag about it. I just, I love you so much. and but I first didn't like you at all because you dated someone who hurt me and who rejected me and then he went into a relationship with you right I mean I'm just getting into this I didn't even plan on talking about this you know it's funny I yeah I said we might hit on it we might later on I mean it's undeniable like that's how I got introduced to you was just like one picture that there was of you two together and I fucking focused on it was a bad picture too I know the picture my arm looked huge um no it did it you looked so cute I was obsessed with it and you looked so fun

And, like, I was obsessed with his hand placement on you. I was like, God, he, like, loves her and cherishes her. And, like, it just, oh, man. And I didn't hate you that. I really did. I said hate you. Like, but you know the way that you feel about someone when you've been rejected and then they, because they say they don't want a relationship.

And then they're in a relationship. And you're just like, what does this bitch have that he didn't see in me? Yes, yes, yes. So then I forgot about you because I got over all of that aggression about for him. You punched them walls. Yeah. I got through it. I don't know how,

but I, like, forgot about you. I forgot about this girl that I was, like, once obsessed with. And then I met you at Mary Beth Barone's show, not knowing it was you, the girl that I had known from this picture who dated my ex. And I had known that you had dated Dan

because I've heard his side of every story. Right, right. Because he was suffering my retribution while you guys were together. And it was wild to me when I placed that, I forget who told me, I was like, I loved that girl. I met you just in passing backstage.

And your energy was immediately like, I love, this chick is so fun and gorgeous. Oh my God, thank you. And like, I just wanted to be you. Whenever I'm, like, attracted to a woman in a way that I'm like, I want to be her. Like, I like the way she dresses. I like her stuff, like her hair.

Like, this whole thing was like, I like this girl. And then someone was like, yeah, that's Dan's X. And I'm like, wait, what? And then I was like, oh my God. The one that, the one right after me, that one, I used to like project all these things onto that girl and she's so cool and then then you were not in a relationship with Dan anymore and so I was like can I be friends with her is this weird and then you started posting on then I started following you on Instagram and I was just I think he brought us together I think the only reason I dated him was to one day meet you we would have been friends anyway but it brought me closer to you and and I felt like wait am I wanting to be friends with her as some sort of like fuck you Dan like we're going to be friends now and I have to say, I know Dan is listening right now. It's not that.

I just was attracted to you comedically. I think you're so funny. Thank you. Your tweets just resonate with me. Like, it's so hard to nail it so hard. You're just, your batting average on Instagram is like really high. Wow.

People strike out so much on there and post a thing, funny thing here and there. But every time you just like, I want to repost everything you do. So I'm just a fan and I was just like, thank you so much. I'm glad. And we met,

we hung out for the first time last. night and it went well and I just feel like we have a really promising friendship ahead of us you're going to make me cry the first way to get to my heart is tell me you like my tweet and then I'm just like are you kidding me you're so funny I don't even know how you do it like you just post stuff that is just women need you I need you yeah it feels good it feels very feminist but like hot and like you're just yourself it's cool funny as two girls in comedy who are not like we're self-deprecating but we're also not up there to be like laugh at me I'm just a big sad clown even though we are deep down yeah and there's a thin line with comedy where now I kind of want to be like yeah we're fucking we're just fucking funny it doesn't have to we don't have to play the card of like just the sex comic or like just the like sad single comic like we're just girls being funny and I think that's where I want to go and if it's and if I do talk all about sex it's because it's what I want to talk about and sex is funny it is so funny Dan has great taste in women though I was and I would like to reach out of

to any of his exes and invite you to come hang out with us. Does he have great taste in women or do we have terrible taste of men? I still will, I don't have as much venom for him anymore that you might still have. So I won't say that, but I will say that I am attracted to, and I think he would even attest to this, is unavailable men, emotionally unavailable men. And I just want to say. And I don't include him in this, I don't want to say this, but we talked about a little last night, narcissists. I think that I do want to say, Dan and I are actually very cool.

We had a very mature breakup. He actually told me it was one of the most mature backups he's ever had, which I take a... That's what he told me too, I think, when we've talked about you. It was like... Oh, I thought he said that about his breakup with you. I'm like, I guess he says that about every girl. No, no, he said the nicest things about you. Pose, like, just she's great.

Like, it just seemed like a good breakup. We both realized that we weren't ready or healthy for each other at the moment. So we spent a lot of those like post-coffee dates where we just sit and we talk about like all the things we wish we said when we were dating that we were too scared. Oh. We put each other on a pedestal. The pedestal thing. I mean that you do that in the beginning of every relationship. And when you're young, because I was only 25.

Oh, my God. I was a fucking queen at projection. I could, I was a creative mind. I can find a man and I get my paintbrush. and I will paint you into the perfect picture of the perfect guy. Yeah. I remember meeting Dan first date and I was like, he's my person. Which I want to punch myself in the throat.

I've thought that. You should never say that about anyone the first time. I know. He's just adorable. I remember telling him one time you're not allowed to make eye contact with me. Because I keep, I like you too much when I'm around you. If I'm away from you, I like, whatever. Things click into place.

And I see things clearly, but if I, like, have a conversation with you with those stupid, like, dreamy eyes, I go, don't look at, I can't, you, if you don't want me to like you, don't make eye contact with me anymore. See, I like tall guys with light eyes. And I like a strong nose. Yes. He looks like you take a punch. He probably has taken a couple of punches because he's smarted out his mouth. You should. You have to just remember, he's tall.

And tall men, they're, we have to stop giving them so much credit. They just got born with a couple more inches. and we have to, like, put them back on the ground. Oh, you had a great one about that, about, like, do I like him or is he just tall? Oh, I have a whole bit where, because I recently, I have trouble understanding how I really feel about men because I get excited when they give me attention. And then I have, like, a whole list I go through. I'm like, do I like him or does he just wear his hat backwards?

That was a great one, too. I remember that. Do I like him, or do you just laugh at literally one of my jokes? Yes. Do I like him, or does he just have exposed brick in his apartment? If you have exposed brick in your apartment, I will fuck you. I don't care who you are. If there's exposed brick, we're fucking.

Am I right? Am I with this person because they have a printer? A really fast printer that always works. Do I want him to be my boyfriend or does he just make sure to plug in my phone every night before I get up? Like there's certain things that men can do that you convince yourself like they're your person. But you're so right. There needs to be that list. like I mean we're both single ladies on Instagram DMs are being slid what I mean what's your

dating life like right now my dating life I'm a monogamous per like I love just like having one person I'm one crush I love one crush I can't crush on more than one I mean but I'm working on just being myself and not having to prove myself to people not have to perform for people I want a guy who like at the end of the day I can turn off and just fart in his face and he's like yes yes And he's like, hmm, but I'm also terrified of that kind of intimacy and like being like, I don't know, I think I just get scared at the idea of, I think I'm scared of commitment too and like forever. Like if I find this person and then I'm with them forever. Like I think a lot of the things that I put on guys is like, I always get mad at men because I'm like, just be my boyfriend. You don't want to marry me. Just stop freaking out. Just be my boyfriend. So this is the thing. I used to be like that where I just wanted a boyfriend. I have them for a year, and then on to the next one. And then I realized sometimes being with the wrong person can really fuck you up.

Right. And then I realized how unhealthy it could be to let someone in your mental space who's like, let someone live in your home, which is your head that isn't healthy. Rent out your brain. Exactly. So it's almost, what I'm doing right now is I'll see you guys for an extended period time be like, I don't want to date you, but we're basically dating, but you never give them the title. Oh, wow.

And you trust, like, that it's a thing. because I'm so, I don't, I like being had a burner. It, like, scares me to be, like, part of a couple. Yeah. And I, I love just, like, being my own thing. And then I feel, like, the next guy, I'm just waiting for, like, when I want to marry someone. Yes.

And I come from, like, annoying parents who, like, still flirt and love each other. Same. I got married at 25. So my expectations are, like, stupid high. I know. I know. I feel the same way. But I just, I'm drawn to men who will never.

love me so much I love them I find them so like I I seek them out I keep finding them in new ways where they seem available and then they're just not but they truly cannot love me it's not even like and then but you want to win them over but they're incapable of loving anyone not just me they don't love themselves thus they can't be loved if you don't like yourself you truly if someone loves you it's going to disgust you because you don't like yourself and you want your feelings validated in your subconscious

and your subconscious doesn't like yourself so when someone comes into your life and likes you, you're like, ugh. You know, it's the whole- Are you talking about yourself or guys you date or both? Both. I feel the same way about myself. Like when I, when a guide really likes me

or seems to see me, I get kind of, I get a little bit like, like my skin starts to crawl a little bit. That word you said was really powerful being seen. Yeah. Being seen is so important. Relationships are a mirror.

It's literally you see yourself through their eyes. And if you don't like that, it doesn't matter who you are. They're still holding up a mirror. Yeah. Everyone's a mirror. I love mirrors. Well, do you know, it's, I mean, I do too. I also hate mirrors.

Well, it's a love hate. It's a love hate. I mean, we couldn't do. I mean, good lighting. But you, oh my God, nothing like good lighting. Good lighting and sprays. in oh my god i did my makeup with good lighting last night but it was lying lighting and then andrew colin took like a video of me in the cab on the way and i was like holy shit what is

happening what did i do and he goes oh man this sucks now now i you have to i was redoing my makeup being like you have to redo that video and he's like oh why can't it just be and i'm like no you know it's it's fine i just did a bad makeup job and i'm fixing it i'm okay with it but like i cannot look that way but mirrors the interesting thing about we only know what, how to feel about ourselves based on reading other people's faces. So I only know that my face isn't hideous right now because you're making a normal face. You know, like, I'm reading what I look like based on your face.

That's the only way I can tell. And that's the only way humans before mirrors, like when we are cave people, that's the only way we could know anything about ourselves was reading other people's faces. They are literally the mirror, the person. Exactly. You're blowing my fucking mind right now. So when you do positive affirmations into the mirror, it works better than just doing them to yourself.

So if you look in the mirror and say, you are beautiful, I am beautiful, I am strong, I am, I'm the best comedian. Whatever. They work. Do you do them? They absolutely work. They feel ridiculous. I don't do them, but I know that they do work because. You're like, I would never do them.

I do them when I need to, when it's like a desperate times. Yes. And it's like when I believe in Jesus. Yes. When you, exactly. When you need it, look at yourself in the mirror because seeing yourself, you're reading yourself, your image, like you what other people's faces. So you need to tell yourself

like someone else is saying it to you and it gets in a lot better. To do the shit you do, I know we totally miss the intro but I just wanted to say like your Netflix special just came out.

Yeah. That is something that a lot of comedians dream of and I was with you last night. You are so nice to just be like, hey, there's this new girl I'm kind of getting to know

come and celebrate with me. Oh my God, I was so excited. You showed up. I was the place to be that night. You're like the popular girl that I like won. at my lunch table so i always consider myself the girl that just wanted everyone to like me but i

don't we don't care to be in one group like that like after one group like me i was like okay well now i need get in with other group don't don't tire of me i don't fine i don't fully like you yet you are my shiny new toy okay good but don't don't toss me out yet i love just being around other confident women who have dealt with obstacles that maybe i haven't dealt with i don't know like i'm just like a friend who I feel like aren't like challenging me yes you're the sum of your five closest friends and sometimes you look around you're like I got to get one of these bitches out of here because they're either too insecure they only talk about how much they hate themselves or what they're just bringing you down well they're just like having a relationship they're in your house which is your

mind they're in your house you're right it's that house and you got to keep that house like this healthy energy. I know I have some friends and those friends are also a fraction of you. So like if you're insecure and you surround yourself with people who are just talking shit about other people because it makes you feel good. I'll do that for months. Then one day you're the one they're talking shit about and you're like, no shit. This is what I surrounded myself. Yes. And I don't feel safe around people who lie. When my friends lie, when my friends like, you know, I read this book called On Lying by Sam Harris and it really made me realize like lying never needs to happen. And it's like the worst thing to do to yourself. So I learned to like, I don't really lie anymore. It's rare that I

lie. Did you lease the lie? Yeah, my boyfriend, my ex-boyfriend, like, caught me lying a couple times because I just wanted to avoid conflict with him. So I would lie about things that weren't even worth lying about, but I just knew it would upset him. Did you brush your teeth? And you're like, stuff like that. I don't want to walk two minutes to the bathroom. Just what dumb lies that would avoid conflict in the short term, but would lead to so much in the long term. Well, because they'll use it against you later and they lose some trust i mean trust is the number one thing in a relationship and a friendship yeah so i learned in this book though that when you lie in front of your friends like say i got here and you're we're just i was texting something i was like hold on i have to tell someone

i'm sick so i don't have to go to this lunch you might not know that you even do it but you go she just lied she's capable of lying and my trust is diminished just a hair but it's it's but do that enough times in front of your friend where you either talk shit about other people or you lie like to get out of something and you're like well then I'm never going to trust when she says that I'm sick for this thing like and I don't understand why anyone needs to make give you if I don't want to do something like say I wanted to cancel today I'd be like I'm so sorry I couldn't make it I'd maybe give you the excuse whatever it was but sometimes you're depressed and so you make up a lie because you're like maybe I hate the way I look this morning. Well society doesn't make it okay for me to be like hey like my mind

is shit right now and I can't be around people but you can't I you never would get a text like that yes you can't and but you should be able to and I think now I think we should just say I can't make it and then if the person asks then you can tell them I'm depressed but like just we don't need to offer all these like it's uh uh I have this thing tomorrow like just all these lies we make up to get out of a dinner just say you can't that's that's reason enough and literally can't and if that friend respects your space and respects you and trust you they'll know exactly what you mean yes and that's someone also seeing you and like understanding you and saying i can't go to something isn't a lie because sometimes you don't feel like it you don't like

the people going like there's all these reasons but truly you can't go or you would so just say i can't you don't need a reason you're like oh you're like the the social girl in the group i get social anxiety in that like for example last night i was like i'm pretty sure raina and ashley from girls got to eat will be there but like i'm not going to text them because i'll be weird because like what if God forbid she didn't text them and then I'm starting some drugs so I literally was like you're just going to show up as I was walking over I called my mom and I was like I'm going to make new friends tonight wish me luck making adult friends as an adult is hard it is because no one really wants them we just like we started messaging in the second we started talking about something I was like so I guess next step is a podcast yeah yes that you do it's totally what you do now yeah and then if you don't have a podcast you're just like I guess it ends here yeah it's it's I'll like your photo next time I see you. But then I walk in and I got like, I felt it and I had to do a nervous poop. I went to the bathroom.

I nervous pooped. I felt skinny. And then you told me about your nervous poop immediately, which gave us something to talk about because I have poop it. Like I love talking about poop. I love talking about poop. I think once you start talking about poop as a woman is when you start becoming confident. Yeah.

I mean, I've, I used to be, I wouldn't like yawn in front of dudes because I thought was like kind of I would be like or I like wouldn't ever talk about pooping the second I owned my poop the game changed for me really I mean I mean I still hate I will not poop in front of them sure but I started talking about poop in front of like my friends and stuff and it like writes but it's more like a friend you start with the friends yes if you talk too much about poop in the guy that's just kind of disrespectful to like the sexual energy in the room agreed agree I've had relationships that I've been to free with the farting and it I realized it was me sabotaging it it because I wanted to get out but it's a fun way to sabotage it's such and it's a freeing my I'm

I did see your stand-up once a while ago oh my god I saw your stand-up oh you had this joke where you just like went on and on about your relationship and and then you finally were like and after two years he walked out and I let out the most amazing farted for a hundred years the farting and poop thing you're really nailing it because the second I became comfortable with those things and talking about them freely, which I've always secretly wanted to do. Like, farts and poop are so funny. But men do not want to hear about it.

And I think the great thing about your special is you talk about the details of things men don't want to hear, but women need to talk about. Yeah. Even the littest things about, like, swallowing. And, like, everyone went through when my mom told me what a blow job was, because I was the oldest sister. I didn't have, like, a cool older sister.

But that's nice that your mom even did. She's a cool mom. that's so nice she was like yeah you like put it in your mouth and I go they they pee from that yes that's the first question every adult for the next like five days you just look at and you're like she puts sticks in her mouth I know you just see dicks in everyone's mouth it's so wild dude yeah it's it's wait but when you walked in with that poop story last night I was like I love her because yeah I kind of got nervous and it was the only thing I could say and then you smiled and then I was good for the night I took one I took a shit yesterday that like

I was like, I can't believe I was walking around with that inside me all day. Do you ever like look and just go, ew, I'm more impressed. I'm like, good for you. You took in a lot of calories. You used the energy. You let it out. Oh, that's beautiful. You know, like my body has been like a vessel.

Yeah. And I never, like, I didn't sexualize it a lot. And I think also like even with looks, like I never went. I don't consider myself like I don't put looks on a pedestal of like why people value me or not. Right. Do you feel like in your career you've, because you talk a lot about your looks. A lot.

Obsessed. When like everyone I know just talks about how beautiful you are. I know. And that's really nice, but it's going away. That's the thing. Whether or not I'm beautiful is your own opinion. But let's say I am. Okay.

It's going to go away. Let's say that I'm beautiful. It's going to fade because you age. and you get less fuckable. Let's talk about fuckability as opposed to beautiful. Men wanting to fuck you. When that,

I feel that fading as I age and that scares me because if men don't value you, they run the world. What power do I have? And what access? I don't have access to that power anymore. This is a new question

that I want you to ask yourself next time you're on a date. Do I actually like him? I just want him to want to fuck me. it's always i think that if you can conquer that and you actually like him you don't just want to convince this dude to want to fuck you you'll like surpass a lot of dicks i don't even encounter dicks because i swear to god i mean like you hook up at all oh yeah what is this i heard this you're not are you not having sex right now and no no sex outside of a committed relationship and no more

you're like patty stinger do you know potty stinger me like oh she goes nothing here nothing here nope and she's smart before monogamy no not not are you trying to get married Um, maybe, yeah. Do you think the next guy will be the one? Um, hopefully, but that's a lot of pressure. Have you had a lot of boyfriends? No, I've had, um, one, one long-term one. And then, you know, I don't count Dan, um, either time.

And it was just like so quick. And then the other times were all just like equally as quick. And then I had a long, long distance one for a few years. But I had like a five-year relationship that lasted. seven because we kept sleeping together after we were broken up um but i just i can't get hurt by these dudes anymore i can't have sex with people too soon because they fucking abandoned me afterwards and it's not that i don't i'm mad at them about abandoning me whatever it's just i can't take the pain of it and the and the distraction it causes my life i am so busy i don't have time to be

crying about a guy do you remember when you early i'm like do you remember 25 minutes ago yeah i think so our friendship when you were like where are you out with guys yeah all i'm mad is i don't want to be distracted if you're fulfilling me cool but if i sense you're starting to piss me off and distract me i start thinking about you or get like um repeating ocity thoughts about like what you're doing i'm out i know but sometimes those you they're so in because they've been inside you and your body is chemically bonded to them that you the thoughts there's no choice and i'm distracted and i'm my happiness is gauged whether or not they watch my Instagram stories shit like that I can't do it anymore and so I really close myself off we're still trying to get to the bottom of

what it means what it means oh that was a great one you had to I mean you have so many great tweets why do they know they know Instagram that algorithm is whoever developed that brava I would stand and clap right now ever someone will message me and be like I know it it means they stock you because I have people on the top of mind that I never look at. And I'm like, but then I have people, it's not true because then I have people who I know don't look at my stuff like all the time or who never engage with my photos or I don't know. It doesn't make sense. But I will know, I will say that they know when I like someone.

They will, they know immediately. Or when you're trying to get over someone, they go, huh, that's cute. Yes. Or sometimes they're not showing up and I go, Instagram. Did you forget that I like this guy? Am I going to go to his profile nine times? They'll show up to teach you. And then disappear later in the day.

Yes, where I go, I know he saw it. He'll be at the top and they won't be at the top. I know he saw it. And if you have a lot of people watching, they're gone. You're not scrolling through. No, I can't. I can't scroll all the way through. There's too many now, but like it, when a guy watches your stories,

it is an indication they like you. Wouldn't you agree? Oh, a thousand percent. If you like someone, let them know by watching their Instagram story. Men do not watch your story. Well, men are visual creatures. Yes. All they want to do is like, men will,

jerk off to your Instagram photos, I think. That's like what they do. They're just visual creatures. They want you more. And them not looking at it shows that they're not caring about or thinking about you. And humans should not have the ability to every second of the day be able to see what each other are doing.

It's just fucked up. We're not meant to do it. It's better to not even be involved with that. I know to take a step back. I know. I need to get off. I got some questions. What's going on with you and Chris Estefano? Oh, wow. People are into it. Really?

We've just, like, we make out here and there when we, when we go, I like run into him at the comedy seller and for the past, like, a year and a half. I think we've just, like, made out a handful of times. And he's so cute. He's so funny. He's so unavailable. He's, you know, it's like, I'd be open to something with him because I like, I don't make out with people.

I don't, like, actually would entertain dating. them. So you guys like soberly make out after shows? Yeah. In between sets. Oh my God. Before the set. It was so hot the other night in between our sets.

He was on my radio show. We relived it. It was like the fucking hottest thing. We, um, it was at the fat black pussycat around the corner from the comedy cellar. They do a show in there. And I went up and, um, and then I got off stage and he was going up next. Oh no.

We had one comic in between us and there's like two curtains, um, in the corridor. And in between those. you have to, like, walk through this, uh, curtained off section. And we just started, like, started making out in this, and waitresses that we know started walking through. And I would just, like, look up at the wall, like, nothing's happening. And he just kept going. He was like, I don't care.

It's like, it was so hot. But the fact is, usually when guys make out with me, they, like I said, they always want to hide me. They always want to be like ashamed that they're even, not ashamed, but they're just like trying to keep a secret. And I'm like, I want a guy to be proud. And he was proud. He was like, I don't give a shit.

I'll make out with you. I don't care. Who knows? And I'm like, good. Yeah. They should be glorifying you. They should have a fucking shrine of you in their closet. I also just have a business idea for you.

I think you need to write like a hot, what do they call those things? Oh yeah, like erotic fiction. Erotic fiction, but like about being comedian. And it's like a funny erotic novel about being comedian, like fucking comedians. And then there's like a hot fan. Yes, yes, that would be so good. And then you just have like little jokes in between. That's a really good idea.

Yeah. We'll discuss it later. I'll write the pre. Fabio on the cover. Yeah. Yes. Something like that. Or just Chris DeStefano playing basketball on the cover. I love him because I'm from Brooklyn. And like we had him on the podcast. I mean, you guys have had to, he's had to have slid in your DMs and said like, I want to fuck you so bad. I feel like maybe he knows about Dan. No comedian will touch me because of Dan. Oh, really? Or like I've had a couple be like kind of talking to me and then they're just like, yeah, we never just.

respect Dan like that. I'm like, give me a break. Well, I just, I go, Dan doesn't even know who you are, so it's okay, calm down. Yeah. Dan's worried about how he's doing

on his video games right now. He doesn't give a shit. How are you doing it? I'm allowed to, I'm allowed to. You're totally allowed to. I'm not. He didn't let me in enough to be able to do that.

And I'm trying to get back in his good graces after what I put him through. Let's get some more good questions. What I love about your special, being it on Netflix. Also, the fact you're here right now, the day of the special says a lot about you

and that like some people might just be sitting back like reading rude YouTube comments or like just grabbing drinks with the girls and celebrating, but like you're working. Yeah. And how do you get, you have a crazy work ethic. Like I've been observing you

in a very creepy way and I'm like she's here, she's there. It's like, it's an addiction. What kind of pain drives you? Yeah, what's the darkness behind it? Well, I don't feel like I deserve anything unless I've earned it. So, like, I don't have imposter syndrome. You just, like, you refuse to get imposter syndrome because you're like, I'm going to deserve it.

I do have a little bit of that, but I kind of was talked out of that by a therapist many years ago who said, like, do you think you're so much smarter than everyone that you're fooling them? Like, she kind of flipped it and was like, oh, you think you're so smart that you think everyone's so dumb and you tricked them into thinking you're funny. People know what they're doing. I love that. You like give them more respect. Yes. It made me feel bad about that. Don't you realize throughout your career like no one really knows what they're doing?

Yes. As in every, like no one knows way more than anyone else. It just hard work. Well, people don't know. That's my problem is like I'm capable of so much more than I do. People are like, wow, you're amazing. And I'm like, if I really worked as hard as I could, I don't work as hard as I can. I work hard.

If I woke up three hours earlier every day. If I sat down and worked. wrote jokes if I went over my sets if I there's so much more work I could do and be such a better comedian you're so hard on yourself um I am so hard on myself but I just know that there's there's there's room for me to be a better comedian I found a thing that works for me people don't know what I'm capable of um because they're impressed already with what I've already given them but it's exciting to be like just wait bitches I don't think I'll ever reach my potential because I just don't have the energy for it I don't want to waste my time sitting down with a notebook and writing I don't

want to waste my time listening to sets from last night i know it would make me a better comedian i just don't want to do it it's boring so what's your process for like evolving your set and getting new jokes um saying something funny to a friend writing it in my phone or having a thought on the train writing and like jotting in my phone like the work two words and then working it in my act at some point but never do i write a joke i would argue as um uh as a tweeter i never sit down to be like let's tweet I literally live my life and something happens with a friend. Someone says something that inspires me or I just experience something. I think when you force creativity, it never comes out as good.

Like if you sat down and we're just like, we need to write jokes. It's not going to be as authentic. So I'd almost argue that maybe what you're doing now, your process does work for you. And it's like smarter with time and I think it comes out better. Yeah, I write on stage a lot. Like I wrote a joke the other night that I was like so excited about where I was. I was like, my mom, I was talking about, like, my issues with men. And I was like, you know, I have a weird thing with men because my mom gave me, like,

a really weird sex talk where she sat me down and molested me. And I just like, I was like, someone write that. I go, someone tweet that to me because I'm going to forget it. That is so funny that my sex talk was my mom sitting me down and molesting me. Now I'm writing on stage and I literally say to the crowd, someone tweet that at me because I'm going to forget. So I do all my writing up misdirecting. Oh, thanks. It's good.

it's um it's just a style that i was drawn to from watching like wendy leaveman and kevin neelan and sarah silverman early on and just being like oh that seems like a formula i can just it's fun when you don't know how to write you're just like oh this just changed the word at the end figure out jokes that you can change and that just became my staple for a while and i still enjoy jokes like that yeah and yeah it's fun to do it in between um so you just had but i'm addicted to work and it's bad and I get burn out and like I had a really bad episode a couple weeks ago where I like right after the roast and the roast hadn't aired so I didn't know if I had done well or not like I just I knew I did well in the room but I didn't do as well as I could because

I forgot some jokes and so everyone did a great job and I'm like it could have been so much better I forgot this one joke and I you also looked stunning freaking out oh thank you but I was just and then you analyze enough pictures and you go why did I pose that like you can always find something wrong even on the best night of your life you know and so I was just and then I wasn't getting enough sleep and I think that's the big thing is if I'm not getting enough sleep I just mentally break down and so yeah like so dark that it's like I I really question staying in the business because if it's like if I'm living out my dreams and I'm still like wanting a bus to hit me that's not good I'd rather go it's so funny because what I was about to ask you was like you just

have the Netflix special. Are you happy? Yes. Right now I am so happy. This week has been great. I am meditating. I haven't thought of any buses. I haven't thought I haven't thought about dying much. I've been spending a lot of time with friends. Yes. I've been really like, it means you're in a good place too when you actually want to see friends. Yeah. That's the hardest part. I get excited to be like, oh, I want to see this person. Yes. Because it's a beautiful thing to want to connect. People. It's really surrounding myself with great people. It sucks because people can also be the things that give you all the demons and ruin shit for you. But that's why you

got to work on yourself so that you attract the right people and that you have good boundaries with where you get I like you're still a little bit younger and the things I've learned in the years that separate us and age have been profound and like I just I have the I am the best at

I'm the Chappelle of Friends like I'll never be the Chappelle of Comedy like my comedy is limited I'm funny I'm so excited for how funny I am, I work hard. I will never be Dave Chappelle levels of genius, funny, brilliant. But no one is better at friends than me. I have the best friends. And I'm really, lately have been, and the people I attract, like, you coming to my part.

And like, I get to be friends with you. You're someone who I would have watched on Instagram and thought, I mean, there are people listening right now. They're like, I want to be her friends so bad. You're someone that's like, people want to be friends with. I get to be friends with you. You literally said, I want to be your friend. Yes.

And that is so simple and so beautiful and so cool, and we put her walls down. I was like, she's good. Yes. Like, we both have the same dick and we can laugh about it. Do many people have fucked the same dude in New York City? It's a cesspool. Last night, I was talking about this guy that I'm talking to with a friend who came to visit. And this guy lives in L.A.

He's not even in the city. And I was talking about him. And my friend Claire goes, oh, yeah, I texted with him for a month. And, like, I'm like, is there no one that my friends haven't also touched? Like every, it's so incestuous. Are you on Raya? Of course you are. I am, but I've never got to date.

Because I like, like, sporty dudes. And there's just a lot of, like, directors and artsy men. Or, like, guys who look like they do illegal stuff and have, like, perfectly quaffed hair. And they're not my type. Have you ever dated women? I haven't. Are you, like, open to that? What's your vibe?

It's crazy. Cool. The thing is, as an athlete, I've only surrounded myself with, like, very, like, full lesbians. Yeah. So it's hard to, like, dab. when you're hanging out with like going full lesbian but if I had like a lot of just like hot cute straight friends I could see it accidentally happening yes um I haven't either but like I keep thinking about it being like oh I could be open to that because I'm just like DM Miley it would be great for your career

oh my god I would love to date my way who's your type if you were to date a girl like you I'm sorry I'm not coming on you right now but like you you remind me of this girl my first girl crush and and here's the the honest to god truth is that i just want to be you like when i have a crush on a girl it's just because i want like i love jennifer anson but it's because i look at her and i go we kind of have the same coloring like i could feel like you are the type of girl that i would be attracted to because i'm not really a lesbian we're going to make out soon i feel but i just i like i'm attracted i'm like oh my god she's so pretty because you kind of i want to look like you that's so and i feel like if that that's my attraction but i was obsessed with a girl

in college my freshman year that I literally thought I was gay and she like reminds me so much of you like sporty and like great lips and like which I don't have so that doesn't make sense but like you my friend Catherine I feel like we're not going to make out at the end of this we're going to be full on dating like full on date that was my goal wait you know it'd be so cool if like we were just walking around LA like holding hands and people were like oh my god summer house star is seen with Netflix community well now you're ruining it because now they're going to know it's fake, but we seriously should do that. And then we could have a three-sum with Dan.

I love it. We could easily. Dan, listen, let us back into your life. Dan, you want to go round three this time? And then we murder him. That's the only way I can come. That's why I didn't work out. Yeah, me picturing that is the only way I can.

Oh, my. Because he won't let me in enough to actually do it. He won't get close enough. He knows. He thinks I could. You have to go through a metal detector before you see it. He literally has PTSD from me. Like when he sees me, when I walk into like a room, I see him kind of go and then,

and then he'll relax because he knows I'm nice now. But man, he used to fear me so much. We used to be on the same show and he would pace, he would go like around. He would take a walk around the block to not even be in the same building as me, which was smart because I was, I hated him so much. And it was just because I was like, I loved him and he like rejected me. It's just so painful. But I didn't really love him.

You know what I mean? And also, you love guys so much when they're not giving themselves to you. Because, like, I was busy dealing with, like, the actual him where you were actually dealing with the idea of being with him. Oh, the idea of Dean is so hot. Oh, honey. So hot. I just want to know, Blake Griffin. Yes.

I'm into him. I think he's, well, I love a tall man. Dude. He's a good personality. I'll introduce you. me the deets though like afterwards what happened okay so because you deserve a guy like that i think so too like 100% i was like and he's we should date professional athletes and just like they can travel like we'll travel we'll do our whatever we're busy i really feel great about that and we can

like hold hands for in the front row oh my god and people can be like they probably all bang each other and then we actually do like i don't know i just keep trying to get you alone we've been cheating on you with each other. Yes, yes. But then when they ask us, we say we're not. But so we're like fucking with their heads. Girl, I play games. I play a lot of games.

We're wearing the same lipstick already. You don't know how she put it on. Yeah, you guys don't know. Yeah, Blake Griffin. Did you, because I know he made a lot of jokes about how you looked, which. Yeah, but I, listen, I met him initially. I was never like into him. And I was like, oh, yeah, he's a tall hot guy, whatever.

But then I met him at the roast battle. I, like, host or I judged roast battle in comedy. Central last year and he battled Jeff Ross on one episode and in person I was like Jesus Christ he has charisma is crazy and he seems sweet and he's funny I don't know about sweet but he's funny like he's fine you know but you know he's fucking famous 120 millionaire saying that he's funny is a big compliment coming from you he's legit funny and that's so aggravating he made me laugh a lot at the roast like so when when I found I was doing the roast and he was on it I was like I hope I'm sitting next to him then I go to

rehearsal the day the day before and I'm sitting next to him like I could see the name plates on the chairs and I'm like yes and then the director was like you know those are temporary we might move and I go please don't please please don't because I know at these rows like you talk to whoever you're sitting next to you like

and also you knew that you were going to get that one really good Instagram photo of you like leaning over and being like exactly and I knew my friends would be watching from the audience and they get video of me talking to him I was just like it'll be and I wanted to lay some groundwork because I thought I had it I think I have a chance Because to the day, he likes funny women.

I'm hot. I'm like a little bit getting famous. He's probably into that. You know all the shit is like, and I knew I was going to kill. Are you trying to make me jealous right now? You're like right behind me. So you better watch your fucking back. I'm watching you.

Are you kidding me? So I was like so excited to just like get to talk to him and maybe lay some groundwork. Because I thought he might have a girlfriend, but I didn't really check up on it because I was like, I don't want to know. And I'm not going to do anything like over. but I'm going to plant a scene, you know, flirty. And I wrote, I specifically wrote jokes about wanting to fuck him because I was like, when I write these rose jokes, I always try to go like, what do I really feel about the person? And with like, Griffin, I'm like, I just want to fuck you.

I'm like, I want you to want to fuck me essentially, you know, like. And I love how you laid it out immediately in the beginning, set the groundwork and then deal with it later. Yes. Like this podcast. Yes. I appreciate that. What are going to do? Be fake for 40 minutes and then dance around.

I mean, last night was the first time we talked about Dan. Do you know what's funny? I walked in, I asked Remy, who was a great podcast, how come? Because we've DMed. We've had like a DM relationship for several months. Which is how things that are really great began. But we never talked about Dan on the DMs. And if I said to Remem, I go, do I bring up Dan on the podcast?

And she's like, I mean, you kind of have to. And I'm like, I'm not that person to not do it. Yeah, exactly. And she was like bringing up before. Like we had like a whole plan, intricate plan. And they just look over and go, hey, was it. I think I said, I'm really sorry for what I put you through in your new relationship by being on the sidelines trying to make his life hell.

That must not have been fun. I mean, there were a couple times he opened the door and there was just like a bag of poop like outside his door. No, I'm just kidding. And he was like fucking Nikki again. Man, I thought of so many things that, yeah. I mean, are you a like vengeful? person? No. I'm, you know, Dan brought that a lot out, brought. Yeah, why did he trigger it so much?

Because you had a relationship with your ex. Yeah. That was probably way more in depth. Yeah, that never, I never felt completely abandoned by my, I mean, yes, emotionally it did. And you got some closure from your ex. Yeah, Dan, it's like, you know, I, um, I just, he had convinced me that we were like, meant to be and that it was going to be and that was like kind of going to be my, it was like my, my dream scenario of like this guy who's funny works in my industry it seems like it's we're at the same level in our career we can just like be together as we rise like we're at the same like our couple yeah like it just I had a lot of stuff wrapped up do you want a date a comedian um I'm not opposed to it's not like I want to but I am attracted to them I'm attracted to them too the problem is as you

I'm very green in the industry I'm just starting and like I love comedians so much and I love how their brains work, even though sometimes it's sick. But then when you go on a date with a non-comedian, as you get more known as a comedian, like when people are going on a dates with you and they know you as like a comedian. They want to laugh. No, this is a new thing.

They try not to laugh. I hate that. Because they think that you hear it all the time, so they're trying to beat stand out. And then I get offended. Like, there's one guy dated. What they don't know is all comedians want is just a laugh. It doesn't matter where you are in your career.

This one guy dated. He constantly tells me you're the funniest person I've ever met. I've never met anyone funnier. And I truly believe he thinks that. And I go, it's so funny you say that. You've literally never laughed at anything I've said. And I've noticed it because I'm a comedian, that's how I. Because that's all you care about.

Yeah. And you've never once laughed at any, and he, but I think he was trying not to because he wasn't, he didn't want to seem like every other guy. Any comedian, by the way, who does that thing of like, they can't laugh at normal people or what they deem as normal people. Like, sometimes people are funny.

Yeah, just how they carry themselves. when they're trying not to be funny and being funny, the awkward situations. There's funny in everything of people who aren't comedians is where we get our comedy from. You're so right. People are funny all the time and I've been, my ex-boyfriend, I remember the first night I met him.

He wasn't a comic, right? He's not, yeah, he's not a comic, and he made a joke, and I didn't get it because sometimes I don't expect people that aren't comedians to be funny, and so they'll make a joke, and it'll just kind of, I'll go, what? And they're like, it's a joke, and I'm like, oh, I'm sorry, you know,

like, but it's my elitest, like, comedians are the only ones that are fun, funny brain and my ex-boyfriend got to broke me of that because he would point it out it's a certain kind of funny. Like you know how to put together an amazing joke that can light up a room from nothing to something where like sometimes

the back of forth of just how someone carries the conversation is funny. Yes, yes. And I, but I did that to him the first time. I was just like, what? I don't get it. He's like I'm just making a joke and I'm like, oh, and he's like, oh, Nikki Glazer is one of those comedians that like doesn't expect other people to be funny. And now that he pointed

out, I see it in my comic friends all the time that in normal people, they just don't let them be funny because they're like, no, that's my job. And it's like, yeah, like stay in your lane, buddy. Yeah, and I just, I've noticed that so many of my non-comic friends are funnier than my comic friends. How has your humor changed from a young kid to now? I'm just, I'm fascinated by humor. I don't think it's changed at all. I think I've always been really dark and weird and absurd and, and honest.

I think from when I started comedy to now, it's become more personal and I've been able to write jokes that are just like jokes and like I'm thinking about the structure and how the wording and it's like now I start from a place of what do I want to say. And honestly like just being honest is funny. I didn't someone should have told me that early on. Just say what you think no one else is thinking and probably there's someone thinking it and it's going to be funny. Like I've finally learned when people laugh at it. me when I don't want them to like there's some situations where I hate that when you try so hard to make someone laugh and they laugh at the thing you didn't even try yes I get laughed at a lot

um oh I got a foot rub the other day and the way that I was telling I love them because I'm not having sex and so I need to feel pleasure and pain in a lot of nerves in the toes it's so sexual it's basically you're a bunch of clits it's it really is it feels so good if you're if you're a girl out there that's not getting um not getting laid uh I really recommend foot rub they're really intimate they aren't they don't like turn you on but they do give you a sense of pleasure and pain that sex used to deliver so I get them all the time and afterwards you're a little sore yes yes and um and it but anyway yeah we got sick the guy the guy the way I was telling the guy to like use less pressure I was just like good good good like he was laughing so hard and I was

like oh I'm funny I'm not trying to be funny I'm just a funny person and I've learned how I talk funny like I say funny things unintentionally and I've had friends that point to those things out and are like the way that you said this and I'm like I wasn't even trying to be funny and so I've bottled that kind of I've figured out how to bottle that what's funny is when I feel like I lose myself or I'm like not in touch with myself or I'm just not feeling well I try to just remember like who Hannah was when I was like eight oh and that's like your most authentic like beautiful self and I remember like I was always the kid who was like making silly faces or like running around too hyper and like that's still you yeah when you're like not jaded by like all

these different opinions of people and I think like with comedy you can get so lost and like am I being funny am I not but there's a core to you that's just who you are yeah do you ever freak out and like look in them like when was the last time you freaked down didn't believe in yourself I mean because you are so confident putting yourself you put yourself out there every fucking day maybe it's because you're a masochist and you hate yourself to an extent but like whatever reasons it is you still put yourself out there as a confident motherfucker every night yeah i know it's something happens just could never even fathom and and and it's so funny to me because i try to see myself like other people see me sometimes and i try to have an outsider's perspective

of like because i know what i look like to other people and that is true you ever go yourself and you're like from another person's perspective and you're like she's cool right she's cool she's cool she's cool go down your own instagram feed and just go like what do i look like from my crush's perspective from my crushes perspective all the time dude all the time i go what's he getting from me i'm like oh she's clever she's sexy but a little dirty yes yes or then you're like oh i have to believe that that wasn't a good one i know and you start like me oh god it's so true like i try to see what other people see in me to feel the way that i want to feel about myself and a lot of times i do because i do positively talk to myself now like i don't beat up on myself as much as i used to but the

Last time I second guess myself was like, I don't know, a couple nights ago or something. Like, I get down on myself a lot. When it comes to my career, not so much, because I'm just comfortable. I know my limitations. I know what I'm good at. Do you get nervous before set still? No, never. Good for you.

Not anymore. I mean, the roast, like, I was a little bit, like, nervous before when it was, like, time to go. But I was more like, fucking let's do this. Like, I'm ready. I get nervous when I'm not prepared. And I'm, when I do a big thing, I'm usually very, very prepared. So I just was like, I'm ready for this. I just can't wait for things to be over a lot of times.

What do you insecure about physically most? My face, because like you said in that one tweet, like, you can look at your face and, like, I have body dysmorphia in every way in which, like, I can, sometimes I'm really beautiful, and then I think I'm really ugly. And then I look at a picture later. I'm like, I can't believe you felt ugly that night. You were so beautiful. beautiful but most of the time it's like i get ready and i'm like you're so hot like oh my god and then

someone will take a picture and i'll go what the fuck why did i think i was hot like i just you feel bad you're like in your head you repeat it you're like all those moments i thought i was hot i wasn't and then i then suddenly it's valid to me why every guy who's rejected me is regret rejected me it's because i wasn't hot enough so why would he want me i have a lot of self-worth wrapped up in how i look And it's funny because we need to connect because my self-worth has zero percent on how I look. I have my other issues. But my like looks, I've always just felt like this is it. This is what we have.

Like I don't look in the mirror a lot. Really? I'm just kind of like this is what we have because I feel like my aura is so much more important. It is. You have an amazing aura. Because I try not to, I have not, if you were like, draw your face, I would, like, I'm not very attached to like how I look. I could draw your face. I'm so obsessed with your face.

Should we do a Titanic thing? Just paint me. But you're kind of Hollywood-y. Like you've lived in L.A. You've been around the block. And I feel like you're not the kind of girl that's like obsessed with fashion or obsessed with makeup.

But the industry as a female, as I'm just learning now that I'm on reality TV, is they're like, okay, you're getting makeup done. I've never done my makeup done. Yeah. How do you feel like, and then there's the Botox, the fillers. What's your opinion on all that?

I mean, I have done all of it. I've done fillers. I've done Botox. Where have you done? Pillars? They're all gone at this point. But I did them in my cheeks. I mean, this was two years ago at this point.

Cheeks and then like my jaw line. Like he just went crazy. Is it weird for someone to look at you and be like, your face is good, but we're going to make it generically better? I thought it was going to feel worse than it felt. Like he was just honest with me. Like you could use it here, here. Like it's, but it's a losing battle.

regretted doing it because I can see it in my face and I could I saw it in my face like there's and I got my lips done two years ago those are gone too I'll do that again because it's temporary and I've never had a lip and I wanted a fucking lip like who gives a shit and um Botox I'm gonna get next week because I've just tired of look at my forehead looking like a xylophone I just want to look good until I can find a fucking husband I really let it go not let it go but I feel like then when I've had a boyfriend like I can just tell in pictures because I just give less of a shit. There's phases of my life where I just like wasn't wearing makeup. I dressed

how I wanted to. I look happier. You're always like a little five pounds overweight. Yes. That means you're happy. Yes. I also I had a tweet that was like you know you like a guy if you can face time with no makeup on. But it sounds so corny but the guys I really like like I never over or we're really good together. I never overthink my text.

I really actually feel like oh he's going to see me raw right now like just like I feel so sensual just with no makeup yeah and and that's like my thing with guys I really feel like if it's meant to be you can't fuck it up wearing like one make the wrong makeup one night or texting him the bad gif like I don't if it's meant to be you can't fuck it up and that's what I try to say that's such a good thing to say because that's not gonna keeps me sane I know it's and you're so right about that the guys that actually I like the most like me without make, like, DeStefano always, whenever I post something, like, I'll, I'll post a picture for him, you know what I mean, like to get his attention, like a hot picture. And he won't even

see that one. He'll pick one from my Instagram story that's, like, me with, like, looking disgusting. Like, one that I'm hoping he won't see. I almost try to, like, block him from seeing. And he'll do, like, the hard eyes emoji on that one. He'll be like, you're so hot in this. I'm like, he loves me for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, all that bullshit. I was dating British Dave. You have to watch season three, Summer House. I gotta watch this show. I gotta watch this show. I can't. I can't believe I have a friend that wasn't on a reality show.

Are you doing it again? Are you like keep one more season? We just finished filming our last season. I mean, I want to be on a reality show so bad. You can totally come to one of the parties. Really? Do you watch Bravo? Are you like a Bravo girl?

No, I used to be, but I'm not into. I'll give you some. What's his name? That guy that was on the show was so hot. Did you hook up with him on the show? Carl. Carl, yeah. What's his deal?

What's so funny is I literally thought about you and him, like that you guys aesthetically would. look good. He loves comedy and I feel like you guys wouldn't be great together. Okay. I could have him ruin your life for a couple months if you want but I just don't feel that. I don't feel that for you. Okay good. But British Dave, we went to a party

and there was like these British models happened to be there and I just felt so confident about us and like I was like go talk to the British models. Talk about like your homeland. I don't know. And afterward he was like drunk and he was like I was talking to these models that normally I be all over. This is my British accent. And then I saw you, you were like man-spreading on the couch fighting with someone and I was like, why do I like her? But I can't help, but I do. Yes, and I was like, your aura. You saw me man-spreading and like cursing someone out for no reason.

And you liked that. But then I got bored with it. Yeah. Why? I have to, I haven't found that in between of a guy who like, I'm chasing and one I like have around my finger. I need that in between. I haven't found it. Yes. Yes. But he's right about you. There's something about you that, like, it's, it's so attractive. Like, you're just, and it's, I think that's zero percent self-worth based on your looks. Like, you are radiant because you don't give a shit and it's just like your personality just, like, shines through.

It's like, it's really attractive. And that's why I'm like, I want you in my orbit because I want some of that. I want that. It's so cool for you to, like, have such a good close-knit group of friends and still be, like, oh, open to, like, new people that you want to, like, enhance your life with, and I think that means, like, you're open to growth. I lost a lot of friends when I quit drinking. That was, like, a big exodus for me because so many my relationships were based around

getting fucked up. And some of those people I've kept in my life, but it just, that was, like, a huge turning point in my friendships. But now that I'm gaining a little bit of more notoriety, I'm finding that people that were not cool to me or cool to me, you know, the classic thing. And I'm just like, sorry, you. You didn't pass the test. You weren't nice to me and now you're nice to me.

It equals like you like me because I'm famous or whatever. Like it's gross. And that's happening a lot. I know that people who were never like interested in me or would have taken the time to talk to me now are like talking to me. It's gross. And at first you like, at first you like it when it's new. You like it because you've wanted those people to like you for so long. Or you're like, oh my God, these people are like taught or just giving me any attention.

And then you realize like, well, they're not the kind of people that I want to just like sit and eat, see. and like watch shitty TV with and that's really where I get happiness from I know that's it it's like you you fantasize about these people wanting to be friends with you and then you go oh I don't really have anything to say to them but I'm so glad guys it's like Blake Griffin like all I wanted was to know Blake Griffin and Nick Viall Nick Viall from The Bachelor like did you have a thing with him too so no Nick and I are good friends I love Nick when I say good friends I mean like we I interviewed him once we hung out once I like him I actually really like him he's not fun honey he's not interesting i'm like you don't i i've you seen his instagram stories of advice yes he's so good

he's a full on therapist he's so good i'm like what's this update with you guys there isn't an update he um just wanted to be friends and i wanted more but then he ultimately all i really wanted from him was to know that he would fuck me yeah again again i wanted to know that i was fuckable and once he told me that he was like of course you're hot i was all i want everyone will fuck you you need to get way past that. You're way past that, honey. I did. I'm not. Everyone wants to fuck you. Well, I got it. I actually, you did from Nick. From Nick. He finally, like, I had him on my, he called him my radio show and I like called him out. I'm being like, we matched on Raya. You wrote me something flirty. We're friends. And he's like, because I just, I want to start a podcast with you. I just want

to be friends. And I was like, why did you flirt with me on Raya? And he's like, yeah, that's what you do on Raya when you run into a friend. You like say, hey. And I'm like, oh, God. But he still would. Fuck you. But then he texted me later. And he goes, Nikki, of course, I think you're hot like and I just go okay good I got it now we're done case closed with Blake Griffin I just wanted to know that he would fuck me and I found out that he would you know how he um we he's slid in my DMs and um you know I made it very clear I wanted to fuck him and so he was like we should make you know pretty he didn't say let's make that happen he was very very funny about it he was holy the funniest guy in my DMs yet wow wow but also dating a professional athlete is a pain in my

ass like in college i just always dated athletes really okay and they're the lot of them are narcissists okay which you love so let's do it let's let's do it let's do it let you just have some fun i am an enabling friend i'm gonna tell you that right now someone's like do i get a face tattoo and i'm like why the fuck it'd be a great story for me to tell my other friends about you that's really funny we've been in here for three hours i want to end with one final game that i play with everyone it's called seven deadly sins and we're really going to get um to the dark stuff because have a Netflix special out, you're really happy. So let's break you down and then build you right back up.

Seven Deadly Sins. What are you greedy about? Food. What kind of food? Like, if I order food and I'm at a table and people are like, can I have a buy? And I'm like, no, because I have planned to eat all of this and I want all of this. And I'm like kind of, I have eating disorder stuff. So like, when I decide to eat something, it's like, I want all of it.

and if you take some of it, I'm not like a sharer. Yes, I've had eating problems when I was like a teenager and when I was looking forward to something all day and something went wrong, lost my damn mind. Yes. Lost my damn mind. I really wish I was cooler about offering people bites of my food, but I'm just not. I'm just like, you get some. Do you like diet right now?

No, no, I'm just like I. You're naturally skinny person. No, I just, I'm always like restricting. Do you adder all? No, no. I have done it before. and it's like... I feel like you don't need it.

I feel like you'd be like crazy on it. I'm just like, you know what with Adderall? It's like you'll get more work done, but it's gonna be a B minus. And I like doing A. Yeah. Like, you know, I would take it in college and I would write an essay

and it would be a B. When if really I took the time to do it in a solid hour. Oh my God. And I'd feel like it was an A. So like in terms of comedy, you can't be as funny as you want to be if you're on Adderall, even though.

I know a lot of comedians are. Do you feel like you're... The most prolific comedians that we go, how is he so good? Adderall Adderall Look at his eyes They're straining

He's aging very fast Because Adderall is meth You're gonna turn into faces of meth I honestly don't do adderall Because it makes your eyes do this Squint like you're just like this And you get wrinklier faster So I'm only don't do adderall

Really because I'm pain Because the wrinkles I get that You have your priorities right Who were you envious of? You legit you for sure you you're a threat you're an imminent threat it's a thin line between love and hate it is but it's fun for us yeah like most of my friends i'm i'm envious of i will literally all

my best friends of envious i feel like if you're not envious of your friends then like they don't challenge you they don't challenge me like i want to be better envy is ultimately things that you want to see in yourself i am envious of uh belake lively and ryan ronald's relationship oh yeah they're fun they're fun they're fun The, like, tweeting in the back? Yes, I'm envious of... Do you think it's real, though? Like, I'm not that it's fake, but do you think...

I think they have problems, just like everyone, but I think that they have a really solid relationship from what I can tell. I just think it's... At the end of the day, make each other laugh. I'm envious of your lips, like, so much that I, like, can't even stand it. Yes. I mean, like, if...

I know this is an easy answer because you're right in front of me, but, like, I could go... Like, there's so many things of envious to you about, but your mouth is, like, so good. I know that I sound super gay for you, and it's only because I... am. I'm envious of you. I'm threatened by you. I see you coming in my rearview mirror, but I'm like, come on up. You know, that's how I, that's how I, that's how I am with women,

though. Yes, me too. I came from a very hyper, hypercompetitive background of tennis, tell us 22, where you, let's say we're both doing stand-up on a show. You're like, you know, some people like do, you know, some people have to hand his jokes, whatever. Tennis, we fucking battle each other. We're hitting balls against each other, calling our own lines, yelling at each other. It was so intense that I had to, I realized if I wanted to be successful and have had any happiness,

I had to get over, like, comparing myself in jealousy specifically with women. God, it's so good. And then I, like, had to face it to the point that now, I just feel like we're all celebrating an art form. Yes.

And, like, do I get jealous when I see someone, like, killing it because I want it to be me because I'm so, like, proud of that moment? Like, even, like, you walking on stage for the Netflix special, and you being like, I'm here, bitches. I'm like, yeah, I want to do that one day.

Yes, yes, and you will. Thank you. Yeah, oh my God, it's all, like, you can have whatever you want in this business. You're so badass. But that's what I, like, I look at you and I want, I want, I want all the, because the things you're going to get that I see for you, I'm, like, so excited for you because you're going to, I, I'm jealous. You'll get things that I've already had, then I'm going to watch you get.

I'm going to be jealous of you getting them. Life is not about those little accomplishments. it's like how you live your life honestly i'm going to say something it's a little strong but um after my breakup i fell into like a deep depression once i got out of that depression i literally live my life with i want to wake up today and not be depressed yeah me too and when that's your only goal you're not jealous when someone like gets it that's really good i just want to not be depressed yeah i feel the same way about you and the depression thing really hits a note with me because like when I feel my depression coming back, I like start sobbing, not because I'm depressed yet,

but because I'm so scared of that feeling again. And it's like, it's almost like a sickness. It's like going into like your cancer's back or something. And it's like, no, no, no, no, no, please don't put me in that again. Like, it is the worst. So like, I really do like what you just said about like whatever's going on with you that day, whatever you're jealous of or whatever you're thinking about. Like, just be happy you're not that depressed again.

Like my career changed once that was my only goal. morning. It's great. I think that's so great. And I needed to hear that. And I really love that you said that because that is, I feel so good that I'm not depressed anymore. Because do you know how beautiful it is to not be depressed? Oh my God. It's awesome. The like world you can like hear the birds chirping. It's like when you get sick and you like the flu goes away. It's even like when you have the sniffles and then one day you don't have the sniffles. You're like, oh God, I thank God I don't have the sniffles. Absolutely. Absolutely. I feel the same way. But it's like circling back to the women thing like I used to be so threatened by every woman by every girl who is my age or younger

than me or even older than me that was like and you brush shoulders with like what like Amy Schumer and like everyone I just it's it was used to be really hard for me and now and I saw the way Amy did it which is like bring them closer girls that are funny like I want to give you opportunities and now I'm so on board with funny women the funnier get closer to me it only makes me funnier it only makes so right. I just like, I'm, I'm so glad to have gotten over that. I truly... And how much more powerful are you as a girl gang? Not to Taylor Swift it, but I'm just saying. Yes, but I will say, though, there are some women that I still hold resentment towards that are famous and, like, who are in comedy, and I don't think deserve it, and I think they're bad for women,

but when I think so much... Do you not feel warmth of them towards you either? Um, no, exactly. I don't feel it back, but I think there, there, I think there's some female comics out there that are bad for women and are like trying to do trying to be part of the boys club still trying to write comedy so that the boys like them and they're really revered comedians and both in the industry and outside of it and I don't like them and I have to question that I go is it because you're threatened is it because they have more specials than you is it because they have more followers than you it's not that it's because bottom line is I think there's some women that are trying to be boys and trying to get the guys to like them and there's some women

that are like, fuck the patriarchy. Women need a voice. And you're one of those women that I'm just like, she doesn't give a fuck what guys think. She's not trying to do this for guys or like not to, and not to get, there are some girls that try to get guys attention by like, oh, I want guys to want to fuck me, like me.

And I will admit to that. And then there are girls that are like, I want guys to just think that I'm cool and not threatening because I want them to give me some of the power that they have and they give it if they're not threatened by you. And I see that happen. I'm so threatening to men. You just don't give a shit.

you don't you're not catering anything to anyone but you also is like I can just tell I feel like getting a compliment from you versus like getting compliment from a guy that thinks I'm cute is like like my Instagram is mostly girls that follow me the fact that other girls think I'm funny it is what makes me happy it's like writing something and having like you or like one of my I just want to make my friends laugh no that's all I fucking want to do I want the respect of my peers but mostly women that I love I um and also the right guy will appreciate you and see you for you but you're not being you when you're putting

yourself through turning into a robot of what you think the guys want exactly I just because guys don't even know what the fuck they want I'm just tired of women like the Me Too movement made this like whole backlash of like no sorry I'm not like that woman

I'm not like those women don't worry you're safe and it's like we've had it kind of hard forever like it's time to call some shit out and if men feel threatened by that good men feel threatened by that. So what? Good men.

Good men don't feel threatened by it. They don't. Sorry. It's like if you're in a relationship and you're questioning like, should I break up with him? You should break up with them. If you're with a girl and you're like, am I being creepy? You're being fucking creepy.

And there's two types of guys out there. Guys who are creepy and are trying to get away with shit and I don't know what happened that went wrong in their childhood. And then there's the men that are just like, they don't question if they're being inappropriate or not. You know when you're being inappropriate motherfucker. Yeah. I actually, I loved a tweet that you posted of a guy being like, wow, you're real man-hating comedy.

Oh, yeah. And I was like, I've sucked so many dicks to be a man-hater. Like, how many dicks have you sucked? Let's compare numbers. Because seriously, if I hated men, why would I be sucking on their penises for them to like me? I like men. I always say, I love men. Because men, I think, will see me.

And they do a little check, like, are you a psychofeminist type of thing? And I was like, okay, first of all, I'm 100% feminist and I want to fuck you. So, like, what's the problem here? it's just men don't worry you're you're no one's going to take it you're stronger than us you're bigger than us you will never will never be more powerful than you it's just not going to happen our lifetime the world will end before that happens so just chill out let us have a little bit of power i love saying like i go yeah men and women are so not equal we're i think that we should have equal opportunity but we are so not equal we are so different in so many beautiful beautiful ways

emotionally, physically, and we can embrace that diversity. Agree. I'm not trying to be a dude. I seek their approval, but only sexually. And I'm working on that, but I don't give a fuck if guys think I'm funny or right or what the kind of opinions they have about me. Like, rape culture, I'm going to talk about it. Like, I, rape culture is real.

I don't need you to, like, fucking roll your eyes when I talk about it. And it's just, just men are so threat. right now and it's like it's they're such little babies and also when we say men I think what you just have to do is be like not all men are threatened by the rape culture there's so many good men out there and like and I think that also education is important of speaking up and being like hey dude like they're like sometimes I have to look at people and be like hey yeah I was raped in college yeah and then they like everything I'm like I'm I'm one of those girls that you like I'm like on the internet trying to ruin you I'm like that's me and I don't talk about it so I also because

it's like going back to pooping. Yes. You just have to take the power back. Yes. I do that when people are like, why are you eating that? And I go, I have an eating disorder. I have weird food stuff.

Own it. And people go, what? I'm like, yeah, I have like a really devastating eating disorder that I'm like, I'm not going to die from, but it's like, it sucks. So that's why that I'm in the, what kind of disorder? I mean, I just have like, I restrict, I binge, I exercise bulimia at times. Just like thinking about food all the time, managing my life.

It's control. It's not about being thin or fat. It's never about food. It's never about the guy. Control. One thing I learned is when you keep things secret, it brings it power. Yes. And yeah, my second episode on this podcast, this, my friend went on and she was like,

yeah, I'm bulimic. And we talked about bulimia. Wow. I put bulimia in the title. Wow. Because it's like, I want to desensitize that shit. Please, we need to talk about it because the shame of it. That's, that's, it's so cool.

I love that she did that. Take the power back with poop, bulimia, talk about it. And then you don't even know the kind of. email she got afterward and then it's just people talking about normal things that everyone deals with and it makes it so much easier to conquer these things if we're able to talk i'm trying to next conquer chlamydia because i did have it once and everyone gets it just take a pill everyone it sounds so bad though it must be normal oh it sounds terrible i want to get clemody i want to be able to say it's fun it's fun that's hilarious you're a class player they're terrible

it was terrible um what when was the last time you experienced extreme wrath so do you have anger streak to you besides when it comes to Dan on Twitter that was yeah that was probably Dan was the last time I felt that kind of rage I think it was um when men waste my time when men when men when men hurt me um yes I experienced wrath um like I think I went on a date recently with an ex to just see what could still be there and then I realized that he just wanted to catch up and it was nothing. It was a waste of my time and I was so tired that day.

Do you like getting the upper hand or you don't care to end it just like raw and out there with like 400 text messages of how you feel? Um, because I'm competitive and like when I see, I'm always like I just,

I'm gonna end this on top and I'll bite the bullet of like feeling terrible by just like ignoring him and having the upper hand. But that's like a pride thing for me. I wish I was better about that. I think that I like being the victim.

I kind of like being like you hurt me and you should know. Yeah, see, I would never let a guy know that he hurt me. Oh, I want them to know. We're both, there's issues with both sides, I would say. Interesting. Yeah, that's not a problem from, I like love when, I need to tell men, like, you don't get away with this.

You left the, and now men are going to suffer because I have trust issues now. So you don't, this isn't just something I get over and then move on with my life. See, I'm like, I think you dad. I've been fucking your dad. So talk to you later. Go cry to your friends. Oh, man. I'm always the vexed.

I got to work on that. You're right. There's bad about both. Okay. Next question. I'm at this age now. I'm telling you. 28. I think the guys are hot and I think their dads are hot too and I don't know which way to go. We'll say. Tune in next season's summer house. When was the last time you were a sloth? Because you have to recharge. What do you do to recharge? Or when is the last day that you were like, fuck it? I'm lazy. I'm not writing any jokes. I'm not talking to any people. well last Monday I took I worked like three weeks without a break and then last Monday I took the red eye from Vegas and I landed at seven in the morning and I had Howard Stern on Tuesday so I took all Monday I just went right thank you I just went right to my apartment and I slept until 5 p.m. so like all day then I had to fucking go get a spray tan and that was traumatic and you have to get people to come to you I know can I give you a girl yes please I have the best girl thank you and she did mine great and she just she'll show up at 11 p.m. do it and she does it

incredibly okay I'm we're you're not going to get sprayed tans yeah respect yourself okay thank you thank you respect yourself um when was the last time you let your pride get in the way of something like how's your ego doing um my ego is really good I don't really let my pride get in the way of much I'm sure my friends would say differently but I can't recall a time that you know I think Oh, I don't know. This is the tough one. Yeah, this is a tough one. But it, it, I really work on myself a lot to, like, be able to apologize, to be able to recognize when I'm being out of line.

I think probably with Andrew Collin, I think I've snapped in him, um, because I felt that he either didn't, like, he took some credit for something that I got him or something. And I needed to be like, I got you that. Don't think that you got that on your own or the only reason that you did this. Well, you guys are getting so close. coming like a roommate situation or like brother's sister where like little things are going to start taking you off yes you spend so much time together yes it's um it's very much like that and I have to keep that in check because he is nothing but nice to me why do you like him so much um I think the punching bag thing is like there's something to he he loves it he's so why I like him

so much is because he's hilarious he is funny all the time all the time even when he doesn't mean to be he's one of those people that's just actually funny so he always brightens my mood on the road which i can be really like you know kind of dark my he gets me off the track of like when my brain is going in negative places he goes he'll take me off that track and like make me laugh by dancing or something so he keeps it light he's like an emotional support animal for me on the road and um i like him because he but he also reminds me of my cousin and growing up i was really close with my cousin who was older than me. He was like a brother to me.

And we just like had so much fun together. And he was like, he was just this, I almost feel like it was my cousin re-enquered because my cousin died like tragically at the age of 30. And like I just, when I met Andrew, I was like, this guy reminds me of my cousin. Like he's a little bit like sloppy and like needs his life together.

And I feel like I can kind of save him and put him together and rescue him. And he's like. But something probably feels like home about it if he reminds you of someone in your family. Yeah. He's just someone you miss. Yes.

It's like he just feels like family to me. I feel like you're pretty good at choosing friends. I wanted to ask you this before because I have trouble with this. What kind of guy's personality you think is good with you as like a comedian? Do you like the quiet guy that lets you shine or do like the guy that can like really keep up with you but sometimes take the limelight? God, I've been attracted to both. I mean, Dan was like.

Doesn't shut the fuck up. Doesn't shut the fuck up. And is so funny and like is running the conversation. is doing bits constantly. He's someone I would, you know, that's what I was like, oh my God, we would be so amazing together. We'd, like, be the life of the party. Like, he's just someone that you can bring and meet people,

and he shines. Like, he's great to meet parents, great to meet your friends. Like, he just does a great showing. And then there's other guys that I love when a guy's, like, leaning back and kind of just taking me in and being like, you're ridiculous. Like, kind of just like, like, just lets me go. I like grumpy, guys, because I like being the one

that changes their mood. Yes. Maybe it's because I'm a cat person. Like, I like the cat. Winning them over. The other guy's, like, easier and fun. But then sometimes you're like, wait, am I here? Does you remember I'm here?

What it becomes is, like, as someone like that who is on all the time, it's like, they end up, they win you over because they're so charming. And you're like, oh, my God. And then finally you get them and you're like, I'm their girl. and then you realize that they want everyone to like them. And then once they get you, they're like, oh, I've already got you. I'm going to go work on other people.

And you go, wait a second, where was that light that you were shining on me before? It felt so good. And it's like, no, no, no, I already warmed you up with my heat lamp. I don't need it anymore. Here's some for the other people. The heat lamp has like two more days left in it.

Enjoy it. Yes, exactly. So I think it's like guys like that, and I don't even mean to say this about damn, but I just think I've gone for a lot of guys that. The life of the party. The life of the party. And they're like a hot.

Ones, they're confident, but sometimes they're different when they're alone with you. And then you're watching them win over everyone, and everyone goes, this guy's the best. And you're like, I know he was to me in the beginning. And now I... But how do they make you feel about yourself when you're with them? Like, do you feel like the best version of you? Yes. I mean, that's why I was so heartbroken with Dan was like, I just, like, felt very comfortable and, like, seen.

And I look back on it, and I'm like, maybe I wasn't. and it was a lot of projection and then I dated another guy that was very similar to him recently and that guy I just I don't know that I feel my I don't know what my true self is like I think someone that makes me feel as comfortable

as my friends will be the right one and I don't know if I've got that yet but you want to fuck them still speaking of besides me when was the last time you lusted over someone hmm who's your latest celebrity crush uh it's well i think the last time i lusted over someone was like de stepano like i lest for him

like a lot does he know this yes yes so you guys are in this fun make out he he talked about like how his sperm is like crazy saturated i know if you like stare at you get pregnant i know he needs to stop with i'm like you're lying you just don't wear condoms and he's like no i'm telling you i know no he fucks a lot that's the problem he yeah i think he's messy like i don't love that for you he fucks every night like someone he does he is he does and then i do kind of like that you're on the pedestal like you're like you're like you can make out with me but like yeah i i have i can't get pregnant right now i have possibly like shows coming up i've seen his penis i like it but i have not done anything with it you haven't even give a low ho ph j nope nope you haven't even touched it i've touched it but

and i was like i can't wait to do something with this but not until you're you're done something to earn it what does he have to take me out on a fucking date. Honestly. And that's never going to happen. But I will say that like I, like you said,

I can only crush on one person at a time. And I'm getting out of my Kristaepano crush because it's just like isn't, I don't see him for you long term. Yeah, I don't know. It's ridiculous. But that was the last person.

There was another guy on Instagram recently. Blake Griffin, I definitely lusted over that night. Yeah. There's, someone's going to get in pretty soon because I've got an open slot for a new crush.

It's funny. I have an open slot as of this weekend, but I think I need to keep it open for a while. You need to keep that open. I need to like, I'm glad that's open. Not date a guy for a while, but I just love the, like, attention of having a crush. I told my mom, I was like, I think I'm an attention love addict because I love when I have someone texting me that gets me excited.

She goes, yeah, I think that's pretty normal. You're like trying to read into it. I'm like, I get depressed when I don't have a guy texting me. She's like, yeah, I think that's just normal. I know. But I do, I feel the same way. If I don't have a crush, I'm just like what's going on. But I've, I'll tell you off air.

who I've lusted over recently. It's pretty ridiculous. But there's definitely a couple guys. I used to be really into Justin Trudeau, but then the blackface thing happens. Oh, yeah. You can't be anymore. Now I have to cancel that.

So to end this podcast, three years later, you have been so incredible and so fun. And this went better than I could have imagined. I'm so glad. Mostly because of all the amazing compliments you gave me, which I do not even know if I deserve. Yes, you do.

But for people who listen, I like to end with some advice of, just you explaining what you do to cope with your hell. Like what advice would you give to people who are going through hell right now? Meditate, meditate, meditate. Just look into it, girls, guys. The waking up app is the best way to start because people are always like, what do I do? There's the calm app.

I hate that guy's voice. Waking up app. It costs $14.99 a month, but you do a 10-minute meditation a day. And if you write into the app, if you go to the app store and read the fine print, if you write them an email and say you can't afford it, they'll give it to you. for free. They just want you to be able to have it. They want to be able to afford to pay for it so that's why they charge that much. But if you can't afford, you should pay for it. But waking up, I just do it 10 minutes a day and it's like staved off my depression for years. I'm on antidepressants

now because my meditation practice kind of slipped because I was too tired to meditate in the morning. But meditation has changed my life. So try to maybe get a handle on your drinking if you're going through hell and you're using drinking as a way to cope with it. That's not going to help. And getting people out of your life that are not, like, if you, if you want to be remembered for the five closest people to you, think about the five closest people to you. Are those the people that you want people, if those people were put into a pot and made into a soup, is that the soup you want to be?

So if it's not, I love a food analogy. Just get new ingredients in that soup. And don't be afraid to, if your soup's a little lonely for a bit, because you have found who to replace it with it's better to like it's like it's better to be single than in a shitty relationship yes it's better to be alone than have like toxic people around you and let go stop trying to control everyone you really can't control anyone but yourself and you can barely control yourself you can't really control yourself there's no free will so you really aren't controlling yourself you're not controlling anyone but i mean i need to hear this when i'm going through hell reach out and

and tell people you're going through hell because it's so good to connect we aren't everyone don't Keep it a secret. Everyone talks about, like, I'm so bad at being alone. It's like, we should be. We're tribal. Our nature is to be in tribes and to spend time with people all the time. No one, we didn't go off alone ever when we were cave people. We were always with other people.

Connection is key. And so reach out to friends and don't feel bad about it. But like, anyone you can talk to. Talk, talk, talk. You're the best. Now, Nikki, what are you promoting? You're going on tour, right? Yeah, I'm going on tour.

It's the bang it out tour. It's coming 2020, starting in January, going through May, probably adding more dates. But all the dates are announced on Nikki Glazer.com, and I'm coming to a theater. It's my first theater tour. It's going to be huge. Andrew Collins is going to be opening for me. My friend Anya Marine is going to be opening for me. And it's going to be the best.

That is all new material that you haven't heard on a special. My special bang-in is out on Netflix now. I have a podcast called The You Up Podcast. I have a radio show on Sirius. So if you have Sirius or a rental car, check that out. It's every day from Monday to Thursday. You're going to be on it very soon. Oh, my God.

I'm going to go on you up. I'm so excited. I cannot wait. I can't wait to have you on. You are so hot right now, hence why you're in health. And I have a new best friend. We have new friends. I'm so excited about my new friends.

I'm so excited. Also, um... That's what I'm promoting. I have, um, I also have a, my first mini tour. Really? Yes. I've done Carolines. I did Gotham.

And now I have, um, Philly, Belmore, New York and Laugh Boston. Yes. In November. So if you guys want to see me at the beginning of my, of my comedy career touring, you can go see that. I'm excited to see your stand up. I really am such a fan of you. I think you're brilliant. And you're so good for women.

Like if I had daughters, I'd be like, you need to follow this. Like, I just want to spread the word of you because I think you're so good for, you're good for me. You make me feel better about myself. And so that's why I spread you around to my followers. You make me feel better about myself. So I think that we had a successful podcast. Loved it. And I will talk to you guys later in hell.

Bye.