Berner Phone - Rayna Greenberg: Advanced Dirty Talk & Tasting Butt

Episode Date: November 25, 2020

Rayna is back in hell explaining how she made herself workout for the first time in her life, how she decorates her apartment, the best kind of dirty talk, her current dating situation, and an intense game of heaven or hell. Get 3 weeks of EveryPlate meals for only $2.99 per meal by going to EveryPlate.com and entering code bern3 Go to yourparade.com/(BERN) or use code (BERN) so you can shop $9 underwear for $6(!) Offer code BERN at checkout at AdamandEve.com Visit my exclusive link ExpressVPN.com/bern and you can get an extra 3 months FREE on a one-year package--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'll be like, your dick is so big, you're so deep. Yeah. Oh, my God. You're so hard. And then you're like, what else did dicks do? I see what you mean, though. Like, the longer you're in a relationship, you're like, I used all my material. Yeah, my material.

Welcome to Burning Hell. special guest today. She's actually coming back to hell. She went in hell. She burned herself alive and she was like, I want more torture. It is Raina Greenberg. I couldn't stay away. Actually, Raina was the last person I saw before the world came to an end. That was a crazy night. That was like this weird, ominous night at the stand. All of our friends were there and we like took a walk in at Joe's pizza and then I just never saw anybody again for three months. We were at the comedy club. We were having fun. There was a tenseness where we all were like, This is fun, but I feel like it might not happen again.

And then we went to get Joe's pizza, and we sat there. We laughed a little, and I kind of was like, see you when I see you. That was crazy. I feel like we sent it off in a good way, though. Like, if I could pick a night, it's like at a comedy club with our friends in the green room, hanging out, then we get Joe's pizza, and then I don't see anybody for three months. Yes, and with a carbload, have a lot of cheese. Be alone when you get home, let the gas out freely, and then you don't have to socialize for a bit.

But I finally was like, I need to see this bitch again. I was back in the city and I hit you up and we are in your gorgeous one-bedroom apartment. Oh, thank you. I feel like it's always a goal. And I feel like all women should have a goal of like getting their own fucking studio or one-bedroom. Was that in your manifestations? I didn't know what my life would be. Like I grew up with a mom that just said like have a career, make money.

If a man leaves you, you want to be able to like support yourself. You're my mom. My dad, her broke up when I was four. So my mom just raised me to be like independent. And then, yeah, it's nice to be like I'm at a point my career where I can like, I can live where I want. I can decorate where I want. I don't need to borrow the money from my dad or my husband.

I mean, if you need to or you go off. Listen, if your dad funds your whole life, great. I'm jealous of you. I wish my dad was rich, but he's not. So I had to do it on my own. I just love not having to stuck up to people. You know, when you're like, hey, how are you doing? They're like, what do you want?

You don't have to do that shit anymore. Just make your own money. But you are as an entrepreneur. where spend a lot of time in your apartment. Yeah, I work from home. And Ashley and I, my co-host of Girls Got to Eat. I just don't introduce you anymore. I'm like, if you don't know who she is,

you have a fucking problem. She is the host of Girls Got to Eat, which is one of the top podcasts in the whole fucking world. And you also, you follow her on Instagram. She does a lot of shit, whatever. Continue. This is the opposite of hell. I'm like, this is so great.

Just be here and talk about Oh, great I am all the time. No, I build you up and I break you down. Okay, I'm ready. No, I'm ready to talk about sad shit too. What was I fucking? Oh, yeah, I work from home. Ashley and I sort of like split work hours. Like I start work at like 7.30 in the morning.

I answer the emails. Like I do all that. Then she gets up at like 11. But then she works to like three in the morning. Like she is just such a night owl. So I'll wake up and she's done like a thousand things. But yeah, I work here all day and then we recorded her place.

And we have this big show and I'm so proud of it. But I think that people probably assume that like you or I are in these like wild tricked out studios. We're at Ashley's house on the couch with the dog hanging out. That's it. Well, you got to keep things to like what how it started. Because I feel like if you guys had some fancy studio or whatever, I don't know if it'd be the same. I feel, I feel like it's too glossy.

Like sometimes you see stuff and you're like, are you still like a normal person? Or sometimes people do things that look cool because they're aspirational, but are they actually financially good for the business? Like buying like, you could buy your own freaking like office if you wanted. I think that's a really good advice for anybody also like in any business. Like think about like, is this going to bring me money? Is this going to bring me more attention in a positive way? Or is this ego driven?

Yeah. Like we used to have a studio. We used to pay. we've had two different studios one was it like CBS or NBC or something and there was another one and it was like it didn't make the show better being with guests in a studio didn't make like the vibe better and so I just think that like you should think like is this serving me or am I just doing this for how it looks yeah like is this you or is this what society says is successful but I wanted to talk about your apartment because you are impeccable in terms of how you've designed it like

it's so Raina it's so warm it what was like your goal at the space And I want some advice for listeners on how to create your space to be you. Thank you. A lot of you have been asking. Slip the fuck up. I mean, the way that I, like, started designing, I just Googled, like, small apartment design. And, like, I wanted, like, some kind of, like, boho look to it a little bit.

I wanted a lot of white. I wanted to be clean. And then I found, like, Pinterest stuff that I liked. And every way, just Google, like, in New York City apartment info. Because they're so small. You need to, like, design differently. And then I picked pieces I liked. And then I found, like, cheaper versions of that when I could.

So, like, there's, I mean, what, I'm not going to plug Wayfair because, I mean, they sell kids in cabinets. But I would find stuff at, like, really expensive stores and be, like, let me try to find a version of this. This makes sense. Yeah. The art on the wall is a society six, which is all, like, individual independent artists. It's cheap. All my frames are from, like, Target and IKEA. Like, you don't need to spend a bunch of money to have a nice looking apartment.

No. And then you have this kind of garden, but the garden is very low maintenance because it's all cacti. Um, what is your inspiration for that? Um, yeah, I don't want a, I don't want high maintenance plants. Um, I wanted a lot of gnats in my apartment. So I just got a lot of plants. And okay, listen, I don't, I don't say this a lot in front of them, but like, I'm kind of over them. Okay. I try to be like quiet, like I'm sort of like, they're really over them and you've had to do nothing to upkeep them. I killed that guy. Oh, you did kill that one. He's pretty sad. I'm done with it. Like, I just, it's a lot of work. I was thinking you also don't have a pet. Why do you not have a pet? I just don't want it. Like, I can grow up with a pet. I've never had animals. Maybe I'm not a good person. I don't know. I just, and then I've thought about.

That's like, you're on the serial killer, like, spectrum right now. I like other people's pets. I don't like the smell and I don't like the slobber and the hair. So, like, I'm, like, OCD back because I didn't grow up with it. Yeah. I like small dogs. And then I really was going to get a dog, like, last year or two years ago. But prior to COVID, I traveled so much.

And so that's not really fair to an animal, number one, to live in New York City and to have an owner that's away multiple times a month. True. That would be mean. So it makes you a good person. I'm a great person. Also, you have a Peloton. Do you like it?

Or what is that? Is that a Peloton? So it's a Nordic track. Hear me out. Is that a cheap man's Peloton? When the quarantine started, you couldn't get Pelotons for like three months. Oh, my God. So I was like, what the fuck am I going to do?

So I bought that bike, and it was like a little bit cheaper. And I have the Pelotan membership. So I watch Peloton on my television. Oh, my car. And I ride the bike. So I'll tell you what happened this summer is like I just gained a bunch of weight. Like, and it wasn't like well distributed. It was like full on cellulite all over my thighs.

My arms were fatter. I just like my face was fatter. And like I couldn't stop talking about it. I couldn't stop thinking about it. It was like this all consuming like what has happened to my body. And like I realized it was like registering in weird ways like the way that I would interact with men. Like I wasn't confident like I used to be. Like I've always been the kind of girl that she's like, I don't fucking need dating apps.

If I see a hot guy on the street, I was. just walk up to that guy and like if they reject me then fine i don't fucking care a person as no me and i just and you're like i'm adorable yeah and you have a problem if you don't like me but it's like fine this stranger rejects you who cares but i really was like thinking about it constantly and then talking about it constantly and i had a couple of girlfriends actually say to me like you're kind of talking about this a lot and not a bad way it means you're kind of like obsessing you're having a little anxiety loop with it yeah i'm like finding a way to like bring it up that i'm not having my body and by the way i've never been like I'm not fat I don't think I'm a fat person I just know my body used to look like

yeah you know when you're like off your equilibrium and I just started thinking like I've never been the kind of person that would like accept anything in my life that I don't like and just keep complaining I wouldn't do it with a job I wouldn't do with a boyfriend I wouldn't do with a friend so like why am I doing this when I'm talking constantly about this and doing literally nothing and so one day I just like walked downstairs and gone with the palace and I was laying out and I have been working out like five or six days a week since then it's been months how why do you think you're the transition from someone who wasn't working out that much to this i'm not like you like a lifelong athlete like i'm the opposite of that my body is like a six i've the knees of a 60 year old because i've been

i'm like so sick of working out but how did you go from literally turning into a workout person um i think you got i'm like okay so workout advice um you get to find stuff that you like it isn't boring and honest you're a fitness influencer now every day people are like where's your sports brought from where your shoes from i'm like a lot of you've been asking thank you so much um um I for me at least because I really hated working out I mean I still hate it I don't fucking look forward to it but it just becomes like a part of your day and I didn't realize like I mean if you don't leave your house it's like pretty great like to not have to do anything I put on literally underpants in a sports bra and work out my living

room I stream a lot of stuff on the television so Peloton is like I can't recommend it enough and they have tons of classes who's your favorite instructor oh okay because I've only done Cody Rigsby I just started last week Okay. And he's like flaming gay hilarious makes me laugh. So I've started. I thought Pelotown was super repetitive. Like I was just like, oh, this is so fucking boring.

But then I realized it's better than doing jack shit. I mean, you could do it for 20 minutes a day. I did it for three minutes and I sweated so much. Yes. And every instructor is different. I don't do like a full ad for Pelotan at your show. But there's a million instructors. I do like the clubbanger rides with Alex Chassan.

Allie Love is great. I do like Tabada rides with her. Have you ever had one of them on Girls. got to eat um we are going to ask alice sus not to come on the show oh my god so excited so like the week after new year's eve and have him be like a motivational person on the show i feel like they like i think i'm going to have someone burning in hell because you know that people who teach for a living like fitness and do that much riding are fucked up i know you thought i was going to say inspirational something no they're like yoga teachers they're the most fucked up people my brother

My brother said to me, no one that looks like that likes themselves. It was so true. I'm like, who hurt you? Yeah. And also they like enjoy torturing people. My brother's like they literally hate themselves. And I was like, oh, that's probably going on. I did have someone on the podcast, Jared Bean, who's an influencer who her goal was like

to be a soul cycle instructor and they like tortured her. Like she did the whole training and it's so hard to get in the training. Then they told her she wasn't ready. She did the training again. She was at like her lowest weight. and she just was so obsessed with like the status of being like I'm a soul cycle instructor but then she realized that she didn't like it and she hated herself yes um I haven't gotten on a scale I don't weigh myself I just know that my clothing fits better I know that there's not

like cellulite all over my body anymore like it changes your appetite my hair is growing more than it ever has my nails are growing more than they ever have yeah like it changes me like physically people like don't want to hear it but it's like drink water and workout and don't overeat it's not that deep. And I'm just, I'm not going to be one of those people that complains about anything continuously and will not do anything about it. I fucking hate listening to other people do it. I have friends that have been in shitty-ass relationships for five years. They talk to you about it constantly and you're like, again, again, we have to do this. But it's like those things are the whispers. Like if you're, if it won't leave your head, it's like, it's time to take

action. And your body's telling you to get the fuck out in some way. And I'm not saying it's not expensive, a pain in the ass. I don't like it. I don't want to get up every morning, be all sweaty. I hate showering. Do you know how showers? It really does take, like you say it's half an hour, but it is like, you need half an hour to, like, mentally prepare for it. Yes. Then you need, like, half an hour to, like, get over it. And then you need to, like, wash yourself and get back into the game. It's the worst part.

Got to shower every day, which is laundry I'm doing? Watch a sports bra every day. Do you know how it is to find a sports bar that can harness double D titties? You need two. My friends would wear two. I used to wear two. I found one sports bra from champion I love. Oh, we love.

Actually, I love champion. I do think, though, if you don't want to obsess about your weight, because you said, like, you, when you're working out you don't want to obsess about you're eating your food next thing you know you're in kind of a bad place so i like to work out because it's good for my mental health so i like to be like i'm jittery i'm anxious i need to work out and then the body like just comes with it but if you're doing it for your mental health i almost feel like you get less crazy with the like eating and shit do you agree yeah i agree i can't even imagine what it must be like for you to see yourself on television that would make me i don't know i don't know who's confident enough to deal with it like it would

make me feel crazy you look great by the way oh my god thank you always look great i've loved you since day one summer so funny i gained 10 pounds my first season like by the end in the beginning all the drinking all the drinking and eating because i'm not used to it and the stress i think like you just hold in anxiety weight just and then like you just bloat when you're stressed i don't know but it's fun i just went on being like i'm not trying to look perfect so i didn't look at myself with that lens of am i like good enough i know there were some angles where i definitely was like oh never saw that side to me do we have to do the low like in a bathing suit like low to high from my like i literally saw folds in my butt i never saw before and then i actually had someone

DM me once this guy was like this this girl just broke up with me because i said you were hot and she sent me a screenshot of you and it like is not attractive from summer house calling you fat and i was like i like a girl who's thick and i was like i didn't sign up for this conversation it's so crazy to me what happens in a person's brain where they're like someone was talking shit on her let me screenshot it and tell her. And then he's like, and I defended you because I love girls with curbs. But regardless, yeah, you can't go in with a lens of trying to look perfect in any way. And also find a man who likes that thick booty.

Well, you were saying that earlier. You were saying like, you know, when you like really find somebody and you're like falling in love, that you're like, oh, this person finds me attractive. This is the only person I need to find me attractive. And I think that's really competent of you because I think a lot of people are like, yeah, my man finds me attractive, but like I need everyone else to think that too. Yeah. And I understand that.

I obviously, we both love attention. But in terms of, yes, bitch. But in terms of guys, I like it from one individual. Like, I could, every guy I could think I'm an ugly piece of shit. But if the one guy I like thinks I'm the hottest ever, I'm happy. You know what I was saying about you to Ashley last night, actually? I love when you guys have conversations about me. I was saying to her, I can't imagine you dating somebody I wouldn't like.

Like, I feel like maybe you pick, like, fucked up mentally unstable people. But you're always going to have fun with them. I'm going to like that. Yes. I can't wait for you to meet my man. I can't wait to meet him too. I mean, I feel like I know him. I'm going to love him. I almost brought him over.

But anyway, I want to get into some sex talk. But at first, we cannot just easily pass the fact that you were like, I just go up to guys in the street. Sure. What is your move? What is your line? I mean, I'm not like walking down the street every day. You're like, that's a nice building.

I mean, it's usually like at a restaurant or a bar. And obviously, like, that has sort of crippled the way that. I date a little bit because I've never been a dating at person ever a day in my life. And you can't trust the masks. You don't know what's behind it. I mean, I always think I'm flirting with people and then I'm like, oh yeah, they can't see my face. But it is, I've had to like relearn how to like connect with people because like bars, of course,

you're there to get hit on a little bit. Come on. You'd stay home with your friends if you don't want to get hit a little bit. So I've always at bars, no problem. And I always like find a really easy way to talk to somebody. It's usually like, hey, have you ever been here before? Like, what's good on the menu? What drinks are good?

Like, I don't know, find somebody to mutually talk shit on and laugh with them. And, like, I feel like you can tell within one second that somebody is not interested in talking to you. Also, you don't have to say something that great if the guy's into you. Like, you literally can just look at him and be like, meow, and he'll be like, hey. If a guy is into you, like, you don't need to like. He didn't hear what you're saying. He's looking at your face and your tits and he's into it. Yeah, so you don't need to be like, if you were a car, which car would you say?

Do you think an orange is a color or a fruit? I know. And they would be like, what? I honestly don't want to date a guy that would be into me approaching them like that. But I actually, as a female, I love approaching men because men, it is actually a lot harder to approach women. Now that I'm like with a guy, we'll be in social situations where, like, we'll like a girl's dog and I'll approach it and be like, oh, my God, what kind of dog do you have? And we'll get into a whole fun conversation. He'll afterwards be like, if I asked her that, she would have been tight because, like, she would have thought I was hitting on her or something.

So I realized how, like, guys get fucking rejected all the time. Yeah. So as a girl, go for. it he's scared he's petrified and none of us want to be rejected but it's like if a person reject you it's like you didn't know me 30 seconds ago like I don't care if you reject me there's plenty of people I've rejected so it doesn't matter yeah it doesn't feel good I'm not rushing to get rejected yeah but also I'd rather get rejected than get let on for three years and have find out he is a secret family wow that happened to you huh not really but I feel like it could it probably

has and I just didn't know I just would walk up to people I'd met a guy at a comedy show recently an outdoor comedy show and I just thought he was cute and I walked over and I was like hey like who do you know here like because I assumed he like knew one of the comics or somebody there it's like just ask a person and as a girl it could be like more friendly where like when a guy talks to a girl a girl's immediately like how do I not get raped like you go to you go there and especially in New York City like I'm always like is he a psychopath is a serial killer where a girl talking to a guy like if he's not into it you can easily turn it into like well thanks I just didn't know the neighborhood yeah I feel like people's body language you could tell somebody's body is

open to you if their tone is welcoming and if it's not then you just walk away who cares talking is our love language so last episode we talked a lot about dirty talk you guys can go it's called raina greenberg dirty talk and something else i did my research do you remember what it was i don't i actually like i did put it down we talked a lot about like your engagement we had it was a fucking great episode dirty talk and dick sizes is what it was okay i know exactly the date of your episode on girls got eat it was June 17th because it was my birthday yours is August 14th 2019 Corona wasn't even a twinkle in our eyes we talked about your career paths since college getting boobs at a young age when your fiance left you the day before your engagement party guys check out that episode

it's fucking deep but we were talking about dirty talk do you have any updates in your because sex advice okay so for me I don't know exactly what we talked about I do like dirty talk and that's what makes sex really fun for me um I know people are always looking for ways to like spice up their relationship and like I personally don't need to be like in a costume shoving deldos and a guy's ass to have a spicy good time. I mean if you want to go off like do it. I don't care. But it's not what I like.

It reminds me of memes being like how come you have to be in a bear trap to come these days. Right. I know. You ask people like how do I spice a relationship? Everyone's like butt stuff. I mean it's like your asshole is not the path to a better relationship. Like oh, you just have to stick a finger in and. everything changes. No, it's a vibe. Yes. And there's some people that I've had like

crazier, kinkier sex with. There's people that I've had like, I wouldn't say like vanilla, but like less wild. And I appreciate both those things. I'll get off from both of them. Personally, I just want somebody to be like really into it. I want them to like talk about my body and like my pussy. I don't know. I'll talk about like big their cock is. I do a lot of cum talk. I like talking about cum and how much cum there's going to be. Wait, tell me the come ones. Because I've never done that. And I'm like kind of running out. Like I'm basically like, My thing is like, I say fuck a lot. Okay.

And then I'm like, oh my God. And then I'll be like, your dick is so big. You're so deep. Yeah. Oh my God. You're so hard. And then you're like, what else did dicks do? I see what you mean, though.

Like, the longer you're in a relationship, you're like, I use all my material. Yeah, my material. He's like, he knows this repeat material. He knows my moves. He knows my lines. Yeah, I just, it's hard. So what do you say about coming? I just like, you know, I want people to like tell me how much come they're going to

put inside of me how hard they're going to come talk about coming all over me yeah um i like to like beg for someone's come yeah i want them to like tell me like that it's the biggest load they've ever blown yeah um so you call it a load but then it would stress me out like did i do my laundry yeah well okay so the key to that is to check off your to do list before come talk yes but i love the talking because i feel like you're you're in it more sometimes you can get out in your own head but when you're talking you're in it you know that they're in it because you're like in this conversation and but it does take it takes comfortability 100% and you also have to be compatible in your dirty talk like if you don't like the guy doing baby talk and you're

doing baby talk well that's fucking weird and I do I don't necessarily like bring out the big guns with a brand new person like a person I mean I don't think there's anything wrong with one night stands you could do it if you feel like it's like a person if you're viving with a person great um but I probably am not like busting out like my craziness because I don't feel that passionately towards that person I totally agree. I love being expressive, but you kind of nailed it in the very beginning. It's like how they look at you. Mm-hmm. Like the way they look at you. And so if you're just in your own head too much, I feel like you're not connecting. It's all about expressing how you're connecting with. It's how you're looking at them. How you're feeling them. Just like fucking express yourself. And I think that's hot. Even if it's fucking weird, as long as you're expressing your pleasure, it's hot. I think that people have a really hard time getting out of their heads. I think that women especially, I can only speak to women because I'm a woman. And we hear this a lot on the podcast from listeners. Like I don't know how to be confident in bed because I can't stop thinking about my body.

I feel like there's a role there. My nipples are weird. I'm fat. And the thing is like somebody gave us this great advice. And she was just like, if a man is naked with you, he wants, he's into your body. He's vibing. He's there. Like just let go of all these things.

Like you don't have to be like a perfect 10 model to enjoy sex. Literally how you carry it. Yeah. Like it's literally you can sense people's energy. So you want the energy of being like, I have the fucking sickest body and you've never fucked a body like mine before. I think that you have a confidence that I have like been like attracted to as a friend like since day one. Oh my God. You like really show up as like your best self.

You're confident. You're like I am who I am. Like I like you show up with the confidence as Giselle and I like it. I do think that like my body has been more than just like a whole for men. So I like see it. Not that like I'm not trying to saying other people. is it's just that like you need to realize that your body is always more than a whole for man like your body it makes you who you are and everything you have to thank it for everything and

like have compassion with it and realize it's a fucking gift you're giving to a dude and like never be like oh he doesn't like it no he's lucky he's in the fucking same room with your fucking wet ass pussy and no man is ever going to be as critical of your body as you are you've been staring at this fucking thing for decades no one else cares as much and deeply as you do also What does their body look like? Men are so insecure about their bodies. Yeah. Men are like they are as insecure as you.

Because you have tits. You have an ass. Like even if you don't have it, you have it. Men, what do they have? Their dick that they're not sure about. And then they're really upset about like the extra 10 pounds they gained during quarantine around their middle. Yeah. And how many guys also like really have that good of a body?

I got to tell you. Let's be honest. We're talking about guys that have like insane bodies. Like we're all trying to look like fucking superstars. I don't want that. Like, I don't, I personally, I don't want a guy

with a nicer body of me. I just want, like, a regular. Oh, I don't fuck. I'm so not, I don't know if it's because I grew up around athletes,

but like six-pack, eight-packs, they don't impress me. And if you have one or you're not a professional athlete, you have issues. Like, eat. If you're fucking counting carbs,

like you're a miserable person, guys, dating a guy with an eight-pack who's not a professional athlete. First of all, if he is, he's cheating on you, so don't do that.

Second of all, this guy, it means it means he's not eating carbs it means he's like waking up working out all day i've dated models they work out all day you will never see them i don't want anybody that does anything all the time and that that's that's that's too much that's drugs that's alcohol that's weird food stuff that's exercise even comedy like have a balance in your life yes i don't want somebody that's doing all everything all the time i just like yeah i started working out so i talk about it a lot but it's like you know once i'm through talking about it a lot i'm eating is such a big part of my life i want to enjoy

myself it's just extreme like don't be radical with anything just like try to have balance and speaking of balance what I realize with my sex life and I saw a meme about it there's nothing hotter than being like super fucking dirty but then like holding each other's hand okay so you have a nail on the head and that's how I feel about dirty talk so people like I like I like to be like degraded in bed a little bit nothing like crazy like you're a disgusting human being I just you know I like somebody saying like you're a little

slut you're a dirty little girl aren't you and shit like that but like I only like it from somebody that I know cares about me. Because it's like role playing. People always laugh and I say that. But like, yeah, I don't want somebody who actually thinks I'm a dirty slut to call me a dirty slut. Well, it's so funny. When you were telling me that before, I was like, I don't like that.

Like, maybe it's my own paranoia that like, like, maybe he does think I'm a dirty slut. But when you're in a relationship with someone who cares about you and you've gone through so much together and then one night, he's just like, you dirty little slut. Like, you're like, ooh. Hey, am I? Right. And it's exciting.

It's like, oh, you still see me as a sexual creature. Yeah. I think some guys, like, I guess it's like, what's. the Madonna horror complex, like they can't look at you as this, like, filthy little dirty girl because you're this, like, virginal person that they love. You're going to be their wife and the mother of their children. They can never possibly come on your face. But it's like, that's what keeps relationships alive. Yes. And I really think it's the combination of like while you're like doing like dirty anal, like holding that person's hand during it. And just being like, I'm here for you.

Okay, I don't, but I haven't like full on tried it. Like I had a bad. experience in a bathroom once in the shower like we try to do it in the shower which is like the rule number one don't do anal or anything I don't really want to do anything in the shower every time people are trying to get in the shower the lubrication was all off but even if someone puts a finger in I feel like I'm leaking for like the next 10 hours like I don't even know something's coming up I just feel like an open sore you know it just feels like it's falling out like I don't know everybody's body is a different wonderland and I don't sometimes like sometimes things don't feel good Or sometimes you got to, like, work the butthole a little bit.

Like, I have friends that love a finger in their butt. I mean, women don't have a prostate. Like, you don't, like, men have, like, a clit in their butt. Yeah. You know, women don't have that. But, like, I have friends, like, love a little, like, ass play. It's not for me. It's never been for me.

I will acknowledge maybe I just don't have a person that's been really good at it. I mean, I want it to be for me. But, like, I love if someone licks my butthole. Okay. Love. Okay. I'm nervous. One of my friends, when I was young, got anal and she sat there and she said,

never do it because you'd be leaking from your asshole for hours. So I think I'm, like, paranoid about it. Then don't do it. I mean, I feel like you've got, you've found the type of ass play you like. Do that. Also, my man loves a finger in his butt. Okay, all men love this. And any man, okay, because he's like an adult.

He's a grown-ass man. He's a grown-up. He's a grown-up. Grow the fuck up and put a finger in your butt. I feel like I have normalized fingering men's assholes because I feel like we used to, we used to get a lot of answers to the podcast. be my man wants me to finger his butt is he gay no he want a man fingering his butt he literally was like my orgasm is so much better with a finger in my butt because yeah it's my prostate yeah like it's just

logic i mean it's a clit in your butt your man's not gay he would have a man fingering his butt if he was gay it was so funny because i've never fingered a butt before and he was like put it in and i literally felt like a 13 year old boy trying to finger someone for the first time and i just like kind of shoved it in he was like whoa whoa whoa and i was like i'm sorry he's like put some lube on it and i was like is it been down like i but it also was kind of hot because as girls who are who are straight you never know what it feels like to go in someone there's something hot about being like i am penetrated person fucking yes i love that i've always wanted to peg a person i just haven't lived my dream yet and then i actually wait this is so fun because i wanted to tell people i didn't know how but i lost my

butthole looking virginity very recently um okay let's talk about it so i was so scared i was petrified and he would joke about it like well you haven't looked my body butthole yet and I was like well we're not married so but I finally was like so turned on once and I just was like let's do it turns out his buttholes adorable I mean it's like a little blue knot he's Irish so he has like barely any hair like a couple blonde hair like his buttholes adorable and then it really tasted like if you're going into someone's like armpit like it's a place where it's like a little sweaty it's a little musty it was it was definitely a taste I never tasted before but it was like hot because it was him like I felt like I was like understanding his sense more

and then he was so into it but the problem was is he was on his stomach okay and so my nose was stuck in his butt crack so I at some point couldn't breathe and that wasn't sexy but I didn't tell him but I was like and I was just trying to lick his butthole it was hard I mean there's no comfortable way to look a man's butthole like they can't really be on all fours that's weird But like you do kind of want to jerk them off a little bit while you do it. Yeah. But like there's no like good comfortable way to do it. I love that you feel like this body.

You were like it's a taste like I never taste before and a smell. I didn't hate it. It's like you're describing a restaurant. I'm 29. It's like a new sexual experience for me, which was interesting. I just, I think like how lucky are you both to like be in these like committed relations where you can try stuff and like it's safe. Have you ever liked a button?

I have a follow up question. Yeah. Yes, I have. I mean, I was like, are you in the butter? looking club or what i mean honestly like if my man is into something like i'll pretty much do anything like i'm not going to pee on you yeah like i turns you want to turn them on yeah like i like i wouldn't you pee i don't know i'm just i don't know it's like hard for me to like separate like i still have to go to brunch with you and it's just hard for me to like order brunch and sit there like knowing that i i've actually

had someone on the podcast andrea allen you guys can listen that episode who dated a guy who loved a pee yeah she said she had to like chug pedi light before going to his place because it's not natural to want to pee on someone so you have to have to pee so bad where do you pee on the person you get the shower first i don't know but i think it's some kind of control of being like you can't pee yet you can't pee yet you can't pee now i mean i don't fucking care as long as people feel safe and they feel like comfortable do whatever you fucking want i've had some weird shit happened to me that other people would never like that i loved i like what i went out this guy in australia um well australians are out of their damn mind he's a columbian guy who lives in australia so he's a

lunatic a fucking I met him at a bar called felons he is a criminal you're like he's hiding he's in Australia because he's in the witness

protection program Ashley and I were in Brisbane we've been on a trip together for like two and a half weeks we were like we need a break from each other I went to this bar and then I saw this guy

and I was like okay leave and she like was such a good wing man and she like left and anyways I hung out with this guy all night and then the next night he was like oh like I would love to take you out like you're still in town

whatever so like he just like showed me around Brisbane it was really fun we went to a bunch of bars and then we went back to his place and we were like hooking up and I was under him and he looked at me he said open your mouth and I was like okay and then he spit in my mouth and I've been talking about this in the podcast and I feel like I've like helped girls discover a new thing oh it's a thing guys are into this are you asking me or are you telling me I'm telling you but my thing is spit is like the one thing I don't like I was with an Australian guy once same thing he did this thing where I he was like going to eat me out and he would go like kind

of above my vagina no he would do this like luggy thing where he would hawk a loogie and then it would go all the way down and then like it would like fall and then it would like hit my vagina perfectly and I was like I'm tapping out I like can't do I don't like the spit like I don't like my own spit I don't like their spit like when I'm giving a blowjob it's like yeah let's make it wet but like i don't like spit i mean it's a it's a funny thing because a lot of people don't it's a crazy thing to let a person spit in your mouth but i mean it was just this wild adventure i was like internationally touring i was also like you're not like going from nothing to like someone just spits in your mouth like it's in context yeah i mean it's weird

because like you make out of the person all night long yeah you have swallowed a lot of their spit but somebody spitting in your mouth is not the same is it like a fuck you kind of spit yeah that I hated women. Oh my God. So that actually I would say is the type of experience I'm talking about with Dirty Talk where like it was too much. It was like if that had been my boyfriend and we were sort of like role playing this like dominance thing, totally fine.

It would have been totally fine. But like it felt like I don't want to say like violent because he didn't do anything to me that like frightened me. But it was like it was too much. Did he open your own mouth? He said to open your mouth and I open it. Yeah. He like grabbed my jaw or something.

Yeah. And, like, yeah, the whole, and we've talked, like, four times that night. And I know a lot of women who do like this. I don't not like it. It's just, like, with a person I didn't really know it was too far. Yeah. And that's when, like, if your boyfriend did that, then, like, 10 minutes later, I want him to be, like, kissing my cheek.

Yeah, I want to, like, have a lot to hang out, watch a comedy show together. Yeah. Oh, my God. Wait, you said, you have a question for me. I do. Okay, so I get asked this a lot. We're such podcasters, by the way. We have, like, ten different conversations happening, and we're on track with all of them.

Well, you're great to talk to, and I feel like I was telling you earlier, I like this show because it's a, it's like a dialogue. It's not a monologue. And so people really know you and they get to know you. And that's why they tune into the show is for you. I'm trying to not to talk about tennis as much, but that's, I have a lot of fun of it. I'm glad that you brought it up because I wasn't going to. And here we are. People ask me this a lot.

And I've, and I've struggled with it with relationships about like, when do I bring somebody up on the podcast? How often do I talk about them? When would I put something on my Instagram story? So, like, for you and your man, like, what did that conversation? like when you were like I'm going to talk about licking your butthole on my show it's insane because I do think that past relationships guys have been nervous to get involved with me because I they're worried I'm going to say something to embarrass them and like women our biggest fear is getting murdered guys biggest fear is like embarrassment and rejection so like for some reason it's like a huge phobia for

men I've lost relationships because I've talked about like an ex on a pod the guy and am seeing right now is a comic and it's funny I was so respectful of him because I was really into him so I was like I'm not going to fuck this up I'm not going to say anything embarrassing he started it so he was going off on his podcast the does bishop podcast check it out and just talking about like his feelings for me and like our first date it was so hot and like my mom was sending it to me fans were sending it to me and then I was like okay and then I went on call her daddy and he literally goes say whatever you need to say okay so you guys have talked about it and I was like so yeah we had that communication and then even like

like insta stories and stuff I let him check it before I post it because there's so many that are like so embarrassing that I'm like I need a post and he's like no I don't like that and I'm like okay I respect you because I'll do the same thing I'll but I don't like how I look in that or something okay so we have that respect for each other but we also I think there's a hotness to like he he like listen to me talk on call her daddy and like afterwards he was so horny and was like we have to fuck because I was talking about I actually said and call her daddy that it was the best sex I ever had and I had never said that to his face so we like find things out about each other it's like listening to significant other talk to their friends I think it's really fun I think that you're

really fortunate to find somebody like that and I think that like some people are really private I dated a guy who worked at sales force and he was like and he was like listen I mean first of all I would never put somebody on blast I would always have that discussion with somebody yeah like you guys did too this guy like worked at sales force he was like you can't talk about our sex life Yeah, I said, can I talk about the best stuff? And he goes, I've already talked about it in like three of my comedy specials. He goes, yeah. I also don't want to, like, bring somebody up on the show.

Like, our listeners know so much about us. I don't want to mention a person and then, like, not wrap the story up. Because if I'm like, I'm dating this guy and you just never hear about it again, people like, what? Yeah. I don't feel like I owe anybody anything. But it's like, I'm just not going to bring somebody up until they're like a thing in my life.

Yes. Or you talk super, super general. Like I went on a date with this guy. Yep. Yep. I would say since day one, Ashley and I both, like, you. would never know who we were talking about like we would never give any identifying details where people live what they do like i mean i know said that i worked at sales force but so to a hundred

thousand other people yeah so like you just would never know who i'm talking about i could easily be in a relationship right now and not be talking about it it just happened to work out that like he also said it was funny because he's used to being the one that talks about situations he's not used to dating someone who also is looking for content uh-huh so like we the way we will both talk on our separate podcast about a situation is so far funny and we just kind of had fun with it and I think it's because we earnestly care for each other when I really do care about someone I'm not talking shit about them ever but I love this dynamic and I but I do think like it's it's going to be interesting seeing how it grows and like seeing

like when we have a fight like how we talk about that and stuff like that but I think it's about ultimately like respecting the person and knowing boundaries like I'm so not sensitive to the point that like I need to understand other people are more sensitive than me but he's kind of similar to me he doesn't give a fuck i think that's nice about i mean dating a comic like i mean it's hard to find the ones that are well adjusted but i mean it is kind of cool to like date a guy like sees me on a stage and is like look at my fucking girl go that's cool it's so funny he's never seen me do stand up because we met uh-huh pre-pandemic like right before the pandemic it is really wild like i had a situation where i was dating somebody and it was a very new relationship and he was coming to the show

and i had written this whole set it was like 20 minutes talking about sleeping my neighbor yeah and first of all the guy lives in the building so he is a constant he lives right there so he's constantly in my life and on top of this I'm talking about this thing and fucking other guys in front of this guy and so I just said to him like look I'm doing this so like come to the show or don't in a nice way but I was like are you comfortable with this because I'm going to talk about this and he came and he had a good time but like it is weird like folding a new person into that it's funny because my man's did say the hardest part is not like I he's like I love hearing your stories about me I don't want to hear that other shit I'm sure that's tough for anybody I wouldn't

like when you were new that was my material you want me to talk about you then do some funny shit I just don't I want to ask unless it's bad unless we're talking shit I don't want to hear about the ex I know they exist I do have to say that not talking about exes is the smartest thing I've ever done in relationship where I have been in relationships where like exes are so like present like you really feel their energy you could use it as manipulation being like I didn't like when my ex did that and then make the other person feel like they can't do that stuff and you You also use it as a control tactically. I've done it to make guys jealous being like, oh, this happened with my ax or oh, my axe

is hitting me up. Just stop. Like, just stop. Yeah. Unless if there's something that needs to be known, like, I don't really know much about his past. Like I know his main relationships, but he won't indulge me. Sometimes I even just want to hear like that he like had like, oh, were you a player?

And he just like, stop. He doesn't want to. I'm so I've mixed feelings about it. I do want to know. I want to know what's going on. I want to know first of all like like I met this guy recently is 38 of a 30 year old man I'd never been in a serious relationship I'd be like what's fucking going on here like I want to know that you've been in a committed relationship that you're capable of doing that I actually like girls are like you know people are like people ask me a lot like should I ask my man how many people he slept with I don't want to know I just want to know you've slept it with enough people to be dangerous I want to know you know what you're doing yeah you know you know your way around a pussy and that you feel like I asked does his number and he's like I'm surprised you I would never ask I just don't want to know I want to know I want to know I want to know I want to know I want to you know I want to want to know you've talked enough people that you're fine being monogamous with me for now and that's all i want to know yeah i think minimum is knowing if they've been in a serious relationship

knowing any like bad breakups they might have had any exes you need to watch out for otherwise you don't need the details but you recently were kind of in a relationship can you tell me what went down or not a relationship no you recently were talking to someone yeah i just met somebody i liked it was it taught me like a lesson at least about being like vulnerable and being communicative better about like I like this person and we were talking for a little while and I felt like he wasn't really asking to see me that much and I was like, okay, like what's going? He had just gone through a breakup. So I was like, all right, maybe he's just not trying to chill.

But I just like sending this text and I was like, hey, it just sort of sounds like you're going through some stuff and I think you should like work that out on your own time. I said it really nicely. And you know, when you're feeling mentally a little more stable, you hit me up, you know? I just don't think that like we should be out here letting guys like talk to us, DM us, text us, send us articles and memes and like take up all of your emotional time inside of your phone without spending time with you. Oh, for sure. Like I just, I don't think it's good. I think you shut it down.

I think what's sexier than somebody saying like, hey, listen, it just seems like you're going through some stuff. I'm not going to be around for it, but I like you hit me up later, you know? Yeah. Also, that's why I think just fucking FaceTime or call me. I don't do texting. No? I don't play that game. It's just a relationship.

Yeah, like, don't just text me all day because then texting becomes an anxiety thing where you're like, oh, he's not texting me as much. My thing is either you want to call me and the guys who want to call you fucking like you. So it's like, take me out of your little, like, text group of girls you like getting attention from. I've just, I've fallen into that a lot in the past and I'm trying to like. Because you're charming and you're fun and you're like, you're so easy to banter with. Yes.

But it's like, either you want to call me or don't. My pattern. I'm trying to like, okay, what's my pattern here? Like what is my problem? And I think my problem is two things. I pick completely unavailable people. And then I make myself a thousand percent available to them. And that is the worst combo in the world.

And I just think that like, yeah, there's a certain level of like banter that's fun. Texting is fun. DMs, memes, shit like that. But like a person should be seeing you spending time with you. And like if there's so much texting going on, you've given this man, all the attention in the world, jerk off material. Like, and they don't really need to give you their time back. Do you think that you are actually a thousand percent available emotionally?

that first of all like I work for myself so I just have more time than your average person that's like I mean previous it was like sitting at a desk all day long at an office so I am a little more available when I find somebody I like bantering with like I love it I love like flexing the joke muscles and just like back and forth all day long and I tend to date people that are really interesting like I'm not talking about what sandwich you had today like I'm talking to people about like their lives and their thoughts on things and I love that you want to fall in love with the way their brain works Yes. And I do. And I want to like flirt and I want to feel sexy and I want to like get sexy picks and send sexy picks. And like I like I like all that. But I think that like there's a point where you just have to shut it down. Because I think girls are just like he went out with me once and then never asked me out again. It's like, yeah, because he doesn't want to be bothered with you. How much? How much? All the attention. Just don't text somebody for somebody for you. Just don't text somebody for them. If they don't, if you don't hear from them, they don't like you don't like you don't like. It's a really hard to dance. And other one's not following. It's like you can't make them. follow you and I feel like in the very beginning I don't know you yeah you feel the energy or you

don't this guy came on our show his name's guy went she's a famous psychiatrist and he said like what are you getting out of this not about my scenario but like in general like you look at like this picture of like you and this person like what are you getting out of it it's like while I'm getting is text messages in my phone from this person like I don't need this and is that really that much fun and in your head you're just making it like oh my life with him would be so fun and it's like what life what have you done you're literally getting dopamine hits from him it's a literal drug he's become a drug to you and just a thought and i don't i think that like there's a nice normal calm non-emotional way to shut that shit down

oh yeah you just tell somebody like i'm not gonna be here to give you attention all the time don't get into that anger anger's not not necessary i think that if you feel like a dude's not asking you out ask them out say like i'm free wednesday thursday do you want to grab a drink and they either say yes or they continue to text you and it's not a it's not a fuck you it's not like oh you're an asshole no it's just you're navigating the dating world and if a guy wants to see you he'll see you if you want to see a guy you'll try to see him i asked you about emotional availability because i realized with me i loved going after emotionally unavailable men because i knew that if i knew their emotion unavailable i couldn't get hurt because i was going into it being like yeah he's not available

and i'll try my best but like i'm not going to get hurt because i know how this is going to end so it's like once you find someone who's available it's crazy how you can so easily you can so easily move forward and connect and then you actually have to be vulnerable back and be like wait we're not fucking with each other it's scary like because taxing is a lot of fucking with each other but i think that you're right i think that like you know picking unavailable people for whatever reason they're unavailable if it's like they're the wrong age they have the wrong career if they're never going to make the type of money you need them to make like whatever it is like i dated somebody that was eight years younger than me at my age that's a big age difference eight years younger and like i like picking people in the

wrong stage of life i guess like but it's like you don't have pressure to actually be like oh this is going to be a thing no and always have an excuse to be like well he's eight years younger right so whatever and if they reject you it's like okay well i didn't see this anyways is like a long-term thing if they don't live near you if they're not living the type of lifestyle you want it they just got out of a breakup like finding an emotional available person puts pressure like it's scary but that's when you're really ready so i really think that like you as you become more available you are going to attract more available people yeah i'm trying to just be better i'm trying to identify like being really honest myself about like let's read the situation let's see what what the last like six

seven people i dated what was the commonality and what did i do wrong with all of them and first of all i always i'm always too available i just am like and it's weird because like i have a lot of friends and i'm busy at work and i you are a very busy person you're also traveling all over but i'll make space for people that i like you know like if i made a dude and we vibe and like i think you're interesting and cool and I like fuck you I will make all the space in the world for you and I should make people work a little bit more for it. Why do you think you prioritize them over everything? I don't know if it's over everything like I feel like girls got to eat is my priority Ashley will always be my priority. I just I think like that like hit of like dopamine and serotonin

is like I mean it's a real thing it's like a drug and it's so fun like Ashley and I were on the road we were in Nashville a couple weeks ago and I had this same dude and I were like texting a lot I just got off stage and we were just like flirting and he saw this like sexy pick that I posted on Instagram and he was like, are you going to fucking text this guy all night? You're going to talk to me? And I was like, yeah, I'm kind of being a dick. But that is also the newness. I'm talking about like in the very beginning. We all fall prey to that. But none of my friends would ever say I like, I ignore them or blow them off for a guy. I mean, I'm guilty of that. I'm so. I'm so. I'm that friend who like once I'm getting fucked, you won't hear from me. I just, I think,

that as we get older that is the primary relationship in our life and that is just how it's going to be and then you realize like the girls in your life who you it's not just like your party friends because you're not doing that anymore and things evolve but yeah it's always like they're gonna fall for you because of the priorities that you have before them not like rank before them but like before you met them because that's who you are you can't just be like this emotional vessel that's just always open for them because you have to protect yourself and also like find joy beyond them well i don't want to make decisions based on loneliness and like yeah i have this i have this podcast about dating and relationships but the number one piece of advice we give everybody is build

a life you're proud of and then find a relationship how great is it to find a partner that's like fully formed it's traveled that reads that has hobbies and interests and friends and a good relationship with their family it's like oh i found this person like doesn't need me they want me yes oh my god you nailed it because even your soulmate if you believe in soulmates or like your person you're to marry you do not ever feel like you need them you want them but you do not need them yeah and when you actually believe that i think that's the energy that like makes a relationship work it is and then you're not making decisions based on that loneliness based on that neediness and i think that a lot of people stay in really terrible situations or just mediocre situations because the thought of being alone

is so much worse so i i understand that i just i don't ever want to be in a position like that and you've been alone for a good amount of time I feel like yeah I've had a good mix of both I've had like really really serious long-term boyfriends I've lived with two boyfriends I was engaged to somebody I was with somebody on and off for like three and a half three years after that I always have like a couple guys in the mix I haven't had like a really serious relationship in a while I met somebody exactly when you're going Charleston when I was there and him and I remember that oh he's so hot him and I are like in touch a lot we talk a lot but it's not like we're never going to live in the same city so it's not like a thing but you still have that chemistry

Yeah, I have chemistry. I've met in my life. I, like, I feel sexually fulfilled. Yes. And I'm, I have enough other stuff in my life that I'm like, okay, I can wait around for the best person. Are you going to delve into the apps at all? I think I have to just because I think that, like, meeting men the way that I used to just doesn't exist right now. Why are you scared of the apps? I'm not scared about it. I get fatigued shopping for people. Oh, my God. It is shopping for people. I hate, like, chit chat. You have a ton of men in your car and you're like, I'm not buying any of this.

Two things. I'm just, I mean, honestly, like, I don't want to do like the van. her back and forth. I don't care. And I do worry that I'll tell, like, the first question is, what do you do for a living? And I'm a very gulable person. And I just think, like, they're going to be like, oh, okay, this like sex relationship girl. Let me look her up, let me look up articles. I'm going to do the podcast. I don't want people to, like, know that much about me before I meet them. So funny. Since Summerhouse, online dating got a little weird where, like, one guy, like, went to date with me and then randomly was like, yeah, my friends love Summerhouse. They said, I should kiss you. Yeah, I don't want somebody to, like, I would hate it if somebody, like,

worked with a bunch of listeners of girls got to eat and was like, I just fuck this girl last night. And they're all like, oh my God, what does her pussy smell like? Yeah. Like, I mean, it smells great. But it's, it's, I mean, whatever, that, I'm not like, sell famous, but I guess that's the tradeoff when you have, like, a platform is that people do know stuff about you. Yes, you have a very personal platform.

Yeah. I just don't want people to think anything of me about the amount of money I make, about the kind of content I produce. Like, I just don't want them to, like, preconceived notions of it. So, I mean, I guess I sort of have to, but we'll see. I'm doing okay You're doing fucking amazing And you're surviving hell

Normally we play the seven deadly sins But you've already done them So I want to play a different game Called heaven or hell Where you have to pick What's your heaven? What's your hell? I love this, okay

Heaven or hell Going on a date with someone Who didn't wash their hands After using the bathroom Or someone with bad breath I couldn't do the bad breath The bad breath is my hell I know like hands is weird

but like let's all be like honest like most dudes touch their dicks and don't wash their hands and like we've been living in that world forever as i don't know that's my heaven but like bad breath because i am like obsessed with my my teeth i brush a lot i use a water pick to like flush i i am like a crazy too like yeah some people have bad breath sometimes but yeah no it's not for me i can't do it that's i also feel like with the right person their breath won't be that gross to you i mean everybody's breath smells like breath but like i don't want somebody's breath that smells like cigarettes or halitosis or use something like that that's tough well i don't even know what halotosis is but it's chronic bad breath got it or what is it the gingeritis gingeritis gingeritis gingeritis

i was like they have a lot of freckles i have gingeritis oh god she's gingeritis okay having her help breastlift or ass implants like in terms of me getting them yeah i would love to get a breast lift I actually like right before the pandemic like went and saw somebody about it because listen I'm in my mid 30s I'm double D boobs like you can't fight gravity gravity wins my tattoos still look nice but you want to do it early enough um like even the doctor was like are you sure I want to do this I was like fill me up okay um so I actually would really like that ass implants I just my butt's like fine I'm a five foot tall white girl yeah I don't need to be walking around the booty any bigger than mine is we so what's going on with amazing booty oh my God thank you all what what's going on with the breast lift I just I paid for the consultation like I didn't do anything else after that like breast lifts and breast reductions are like pretty intense surgery like implant they can slip the implant under your armpit um or they can they can go through the nipple so the scarring isn't so bad a reduction or a lift they hit your whole nipple off and they do what's called an anchor scar where they go straight down from your nipple and all the way under the breast and so you're left with like some pretty serious scarring wow and I've like seen him like there's people that just needed it like they needed like their nipples moved they needed smaller nipples also like i'm just i'm happy with my nipples and the way they look like they're good they're small you're just saying like people change it because they just didn't like their nipples yeah i mean some big boobs tends to be bigger nipples and your ariola stretches as your

breast stretch yeah i'm not mine for some thanks mom i have nice little nipples but yeah i mean normalize all nipple sizes yeah although some guys love big nipples guys are just happy you're fucking naked in front of them let's be honest okay and every guy I've ever been with has told me that I have the most amazing tits they've ever seen and guess what they've told it they've told every girl that okay they're just happy if your back hurts and like you're having you're having trouble on the peloton because your titties are just too much also I used to never say titties and now I say it it's weird but anyway oh heaven or hell only doing podcasts got it or only doing live shows oh that would be

so tough because I love our podcast because it's like we do these like pretty serious topics and we've covered, like, eating disorders and sexual assault. We do really fun stuff also, like, you know, your man is not your man. But the live shows are so different. Like, our live shows are such a circus. It's just these fucking animals. These girls are wild. It's so fun.

And, like, the thing that was, like, the hardest from quarantine for me was, like, I just, I missed hearing our audience laugh. I missed, like, interacting with them. Makes you feel a lot. It is my hell to never do a live show again. I just like being on stage with Ashley, too. I think we have, like, a great dynamic. I think if I could pick one for the rest of my life.

probably podcast just because I feel like there's more longevity in that, you know? Like, I don't know that I'm going to want to do the same type of shows in a few years. I don't know if there's going to be market for it. I love, like, the career of Howard Stern. Like, I'd love to be like a radio podcast personality forever. If I could just talk for a living forever. That was a real business bitch answer. I like that.

Thank you. She was like, well, we have to, you know, carry the one. And yeah, that's more important. If I were to talk to my agent, my business manager. Living in L.A. during the pandemic or living in New York City during the pandemic. which you have the whole fucking time I live in the whole fucking time I guess it depends on which weather

so you want to do or we're just picking March through like March through June yeah LA I have fun there I wouldn't live there it's just not like a city for me why I like walking a lot for a side just like being outdoors in neighborhoods and I like being able to like bop around a bunch of bars in a neighborhood and there's not a ton of place you can do that there

you're like I want to be in six bars in like one hour if I want to that's what I need to be able to do I also just know the community of friends that I have here like New I'm an East coaster I'm like from here like I love it here the pandemic sucked it was terrible like I I was miserable but like how did you control your own thoughts being stuck alone because a lot of us I went to my parents as she went to her parents yeah I think people think that was like really nuts so first all my parents are older um so my dad is 73 my mom is 70 it just like didn't make any sense to like be with my parents um and also I don't really want to be trapped I'd

I'd rather be alone to be trapped with anybody that much yeah I mean your family seems like really I mean, there's pros and cons. There's pros and cons of all of it. I never felt alone. And I know that sounds crazy because it was like three months, but I really made an effort. First of all, I talked to Ashley all day long. I worked all day long. I woke up every morning.

I didn't sleep till noon. I woke up every morning. I did my job. I grew our business. Did you wear jeans indoors? I have worn jeans one time since March. Okay. Because that's like next.

People are like, you have to dress up like you're going to work. And I'm like, no, no, no. I made an effort to take a walk every day and be outside. Yes. I made zoo. call dates every single night with people like i always saw somebody every day and i have some friends i took walks with um i wasn't socializing with them but um my friend jeremy my friend grace um atwood who i think you know yes and jeremy we love jeremy who's on the podcast yes and jeremy

and jeremy have both been on burning home yeah yeah i love Jeremy is my best friend grace is a good friend of mine um i took a lot of walks with them i didn't feel i mean it's not ideal and it sucked but i didn't feel alone because i at least i filled my day with stuff and then i saw people every night. I was really, like, worried about my friends. I mean, never reached out. No, I'm just kidding. I think we would occasionally just be like, I miss you. And you'd be like, yeah, where the fuck are you? And I was like, don't worry about it. But I was worried about my friends who were just like in New York City or like the people who had like really small apartments and you're just like going insane. I mean, there's a difference between being lonely and alone. There's

certainly a lot of people I know that are surrounded by people and they're the loneliest people in the world. I'm just not like I felt like I really filled my days with shit. And tell me just what's going on right now with girls got to eat and how you're going to kind of what are your visions moving forward with whatever the hell the world is right now the show's been good i mean thank god for it because i have a job that i can do at home um every week it's about just finding like a more interesting guest so we sort of try to look like four or five weeks out every time and think like do we need a serious topic is there a topic that people are really asking for um we always want to feature every type of guest and different lifestyles so we like we want to have guests that are homosexuals and

lesbians and we want to talk about a couple weeks ago we had somebody who's Muslim and it was like so great to talk to him about like what it's like to grow up in that environment and that have sex for the first time and I just want people to like listen to the show and feel like they see a voice on the show that they relate to like that's my story that you know we want to just give a voice to as many people as possible and I think that we've gotten better at our job I think that like I'm so proud of some of the stuff we put out this summer like really serious episodes about abortion sexual assault you also you had politicians on oh we had Elizabeth Warren yeah that was that was fucking epic like I was like okay CNN I just want to continue to be a voice that like girls

can listen and be proud of I wish I had somebody talking about this stuff when I was that age I want people to feel like they relate to this that they like it they think it's funny that they know us that they like feel that their voice is heard on the show so I mean as long as we can do that we'll do that we did some live shows and then we've stopped now because I think corona's like a little out of control and you do have a bit of a responsibility to at least keep people safe as much as possible yeah um so we canceled some of the shows we have put a lot of time into like more video stuff and youtube into like cool social media the merch looks great so like any way that we can like make a cool fun brand while people are sort of like figuring out what life is supposed to be hell yeah very

inspirational because like I'm kind of in the same boat as you where can people follow you where can people listen to you where can people watch you um you listen to girls got to eat anywhere you to podcast so on iTunes where Hannah's also at the top of the charts oh my god you're crushing it girl thank you baby i'm girls gottypodcast.com has all of our episodes it has great merch i am reina dot greenberg on instagram there is a rena greenberg that's not me rena dot greenberg fuck that bitch she's great do you guys talk wait it's so funny she's the only person in the united states with the same name as me and she works for a PR agency like right up the street oh my god we're the exact same age we studied the same thing in college it's crazy and yes we've hung out

she's great that is hilarious i take it back sorry i said fuck you bitch yeah she's great um thank you so much for coming to hell second time might be better than the first time who knows you let me know and i love you so much i love you and thanks for listening guys i'll talk to you next week bye bye