Better Offline - Trashfuture x Better Offline: Goosed In The Shell
Episode Date: July 8, 2026This week’s Better Offline is the first joint episode with Riley, November, Hussein from TrashFuture, covering SoftBank’s crazy annual shareholder meeting and the general collapse of the A...I bubble.Ed Zitron and the TF Crew are on both your feeds this week to discuss the Softbank slide deck breakdown you’ve all been waiting for. It’s nothing other than the goose, and whether or not the goose was valued, and what kind of factory does a goose use to make golden eggs.Shareholder deck for following along:https://group.softbank/media/Project/sbg/sbg/pdf/ir/investors/shareholders/2026/shareholders-meeting_46_05_en.pdf https://trashfuture.co.uk/ Please subscribe to my premium newsletter - save $10 off a year of my premium newsletter: https://edzitronswheresyouredatghostio.outpost.pub/public/promo-subscription/gzqwkv54e1 Please subscribe to my premium newsletter - save $10 off a year of my premium newsletter: https://edzitronswheresyouredatghostio.outpost.pub/public/promo-subscription/gzqwkv54e1 YOU CAN NOW BUY BETTER OFFLINE MERCH! Go to https://cottonbureau.com/people/better-offline and use code FREE99 for free shipping on orders of $99 or more. --- LINKS: https://www.tinyurl.com/betterofflinelinks Newsletter: https://www.wheresyoured.at/ Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/BetterOffline/ Discord: chat.wheresyoured.at Ed's Socials: https://twitter.com/edzitron https://www.instagram.com/edzitron https://bsky.app/profile/edzitron.com https://www.threads.net/@edzitron Email Me: ez@betteroffline.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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It is with great excitement that I would like to announce the newest joint venture in the high-tech world
between Trash Future Podcast Limited,
formerly oil warehouse, formerly
NFT tax loss harvesting service,
formerly, I believe,
several kinds of consulting firm and maybe a private investigator
and our good friends at Better Offline.
And of course I'm representing the soft bank Zittron merger
we did earlier in the year,
in which case I am now technically Masayoshi Son's son.
And so we are related.
He is my father.
I am his son now. I am Masioggi son. We are all Masseyoshi's son on some level. Welcome to
Better Offline and Trash Future at the same time. Yeah, it's TFX Zitron. It's beautiful.
I'm so excited to announce that between our R2 shows, which are our independent company and
Iheart, we're actually going to be building. Look, Meta and Blue Owl have said they're going to be
building a data center, an AI data center the size of, I believe, several Manhattan's.
Well, we are building a podcast generating data center that will cover 19 Staten Islands and cost
only $1 trillion. It's expected to generate upwards of $50 a year.
People are telling me, you're on too many podcasts, November, and I will not stop.
Not only am I starting more podcasts, but I'm also folding more into the existing podcast.
So pretty soon, everything will be trash future.
Yes.
So I'm just like trying to stop us from building the data center saying that it's not viable.
And to that, I say to him, well, have you ever started a business that's been successful?
No, you haven't.
So shut up.
We all know.
That's one of the two things that can happen in New York City.
Yeah.
I mean, this is a really obvious thing when you look at Zoroamandani.
You look at that guy and you say, that guy doesn't know a thing about being successful.
I'm pretty certain that guy's never succeeded at anything.
Yeah, he's truly disliked by New York.
That's the thing that I hear from them.
They're not just like welling up with pride over his Fourth of July's speech.
They don't love the fact that you fix the Williamsburg bike lane.
No, no, no.
It's all just everyone's sitting in their apartments in Connecticut where they live most of the time
other than the one day of the year where they come into New York to complain.
Well, okay, I did say 19 Staten Islands.
What if we data centered over Staten Island and just made it 19 stories?
How about that?
Actually, based on everything I know about Staten Island.
the people there might approve.
But they might just be like,
ah, fuck it.
We've done our best.
We've automated Staten Island.
No, welcome to TF Better Upline.
And here's the thing.
TF listeners have been saying to me,
like in our Discord and stuff,
why haven't you covered the Masayoshi,
the newest piece of, I guess,
outsider art published by SoftBank
in the form of their investor presentation?
It's so beautiful.
There's always a lot in them.
And Masayoshi Son,
your father.
Yes.
Our, I believe, uncle.
See these fucking podcast Napo babies.
There's always some visual metaphor.
I think that Masayoshi Son decides,
this is going to be how I communicate to everybody,
the thing that ChatGBTGBT and I stayed up all night for a month
kind of coming up with.
Yeah.
And it used to be like flying unicorns, right?
How they would fly over like the trench of despair
and into like the future of optimism.
Yeah, the trench of coronavirus, right?
That was one of his...
Yeah, the trench of COVID.
That was the one.
The valley of coronavirus.
Now, this soft bank presentation has, I would say, a different recurrent visual metaphor
that starts around slide 440.
And we'll link to this in the notes so that you can behold the goose.
Yeah.
So can everybody turn to slide 44 in your packs, please?
I'm there.
This is, it's beautiful. I am crying.
So what I have in front of me, in case you can't turn to slide 44 in your packs, because
you're catching up on our investor presentation, our presentation of SoftBank's investor presentation.
Imagine your investor in SoftBank. Maybe you're a pension fund.
You're Ontario teachers. You've invested in SoftBank. And Masayoshi-San, you can see his face light up
because he's about to give you his visual metaphor. Slide 43 to 44, transition.
It's a picture of a goose and five golden eggs.
Yep. That's right.
And the thing, yeah, the thing is, like, it actually does make sense when you read it 100 times because, well, actually, let's go a little bit into it and then I'll give a full explanation because there is a logic. It's just insane.
Generally, I love the graphics. Like, I've got a friend who's like, he does, like, his job is to sort of apparently upgrade decks. He does, like, he does consulting for, like, companies to be like, like, here's how you could make your PowerPoint presentations look better because.
I had a real, like, do you pronounce it unionized or unionized moment there?
Where I'm like, did Decks like the thing you have, like, outside of a house?
Well, I mean, I asked him in terms of, like, what you mean, like, Magic the Gathering,
which I guess would make more money.
But I saw this and I sent this to him.
And he was, and he, and he, and like, his reaction, I think, was one of the funniest things that I've ever,
I've sort of ever encountered.
Every graphic in this presentation is a mixture of graphic design is my passion,
but also like, I sort of feel like it's actually ironically beautiful.
Yes.
This is amazing.
It's an amazing...
It's genuinely beautiful because...
So, I must be clear, when the goose is softbank, right?
The goose appears like seven times in this as well, right?
Okay.
So softbank is the goose.
Masi Yoshi, Sanchi...
Masayoshi's son is the gander.
Masayoshi son mounts and impregnates SoftBank,
by which I mean invest money in companies using SoftBank's funds,
at which point the goose, which is SoftBank, becomes pregnant,
and the portfolio company grows larger,
then it lays the egg, the portfolio company goes public.
Basically, SoftBank is a company that invests in companies
that then go public and make SoftBank money in theory.
And Masayoshi's son just vigorously,
you could more normally call this like an incubator,
but instead he's picturing himself as a virile goose.
Yes, exactly.
He's just, he is just like absolutely going to town on the goose of Sock Bank every year.
Jesus.
Jesus.
It's so disgusting.
Coming up to the Lexington and grasping it with both hands and talking to a lot of people
who have real sort of influence in terms of capitalist central planning and going,
I've been fucking goooses.
Can you imagine, like, being a major investor in Sofxie?
But the Japanese government is invested in this company through ETFs.
And you're just like, great, what Masayoshi Sun's got for me this year?
And you're just like, what, what?
I think the sort of interesting question about this slide deck and about Masayoshi Son himself is like, yes, there is a logic if you work hard enough.
This is also true of the ramblings of someone experiencing a florid mental health episode on public transport.
who we've, you know, decided as a society now, I guess, it's okay to kill that person.
But it's not okay to kill Masayoshi's son.
And I don't really know how to reconcile those two things.
Not to say that we approve of that for legal reasons, just to be clear.
Yeah, and that's your dad.
I wouldn't say that you should...
He's my father alone.
Anyway, sorry, Raleigh.
So, basically, and this is...
The mental health point, I think, is interesting, right?
because there's this idea that's been going around,
that's been going in legitimate business publications,
that CEOs are getting AI psychosis.
Yes.
It's just that because they're CEOs,
you know, they,
when they get AI psychosis,
they don't, like, get on the path train
and have a heart attack or trying to meet,
like, their fake girlfriend from character AI,
which more or less sort of actually happened to somebody.
Yeah.
Details slightly different.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
But in this case, they get up on stage,
and they say, I have, I am destined,
I am destined to bring about the birth
of an artificially super intelligent God
through this goose that has historically not been valued.
Because if you turn to slide 47,
you'll see the main problem is,
goose was not valued.
Yes, goose value zero.
And I think of, I don't know if you remember
the Rob Wisman fake Uber YouTube thing.
The listeners are going to love this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it's just him going, Uber driver suck me off.
And he's just like, shrugging.
I just think like,
Guise value zero.
Goose value zero.
It's really good.
I imagine this in the, I imagine this in the Dark Souls font, goose not valued.
Well, this is the thing, right.
What we've got here is, and I think it's interesting the AI sort of cyber psychosis thing,
because Masayoshi sounds very open about using AI, spending a lot of time talking to AI, really internalizing and personalizing the AI for himself.
What we've done is we've done a kind of like European medieval role.
royalty thing where we've created a kind of system where if you are, you know, at the top of it,
you can have the delusions and society has to conform around you. You are the king of France.
Everybody has to act like you are made of glass.
Oh, God, it is. It's just Versailles. It's digital Versailles. It's just that, like, everyone
stinks. Everyone's weird. It's like, it's either shit or oranges in the air. No, everyone's just like,
wow, we all love loops now, right? And everyone goes, loops, yeah, yeah, yeah. I love loops.
Lutz are the best.
Where we hate
we hate the other thing now.
And so each of these
eggs is a trillion yen.
And the market saw only the eggs,
which is the value of the companies,
but the goose not valued.
Goose not valued.
Goose value zero, yeah.
Goose value zero.
But in fact,
and it says,
eggs do not lay eggs.
And it was the goose
that created the value.
Many people are saying that.
I died.
This whole time I had it wrong.
I thought the eggs laid the eggs.
Yeah.
Fuck.
It's very funny to have a sort of like arch-capitalist go, wait a second, this business doesn't create any of its own value.
And this value's got to come from somewhere.
So I assume it's from, you know, analogously a goose and non-analogously me.
Yeah.
So yeah, I've been doing the Haters Guide to SoftBank and they just went out so like I'm very fresh in my mind.
And the thing that you'll note when you look back at Masayoshi San is he's a terrible fucking investor, like historically bad, other than like four times when he was amazing.
He bought Al-A-Barbara at $20 million.
He invested it, put $20 million in worth about $100 billion.
Equity value at the top, sold it for about $30 billion, because that's Masiosi son.
He bought Arm for $32 billion, took it private and then took it public, and now it's worth a bunch more money.
But Yahoo Japan is the craziest one.
Like, classic loser company, Yahoo, but it turns out that he managed to, through one of his weird joint ventures,
stop it from being absorbed into the problematic Yahoo.
So he accident.
But every time he does something well, it's by accident.
Every time he loves also, I swear this is true, he has a thing for whimsical white boys.
Like, well, who doesn't?
I mean, the Greensill cat, like Lex Greensill and him used to talk on the phone every day.
He invested in WeWork in 28 minutes.
They signed the $4.4 billion deal in the back of a car on an iPad.
And it was like 2017.
So the iPad wasn't very good at the time.
So they're just like this fucking like clunky, probably cracked like across the front font probably 72.
Just like, no, we must do this.
We must do this now.
We have to do this.
I'm being whimsical in front of the wrong people.
Exactly.
No, I genuinely think that if I got in front of Masayoshi's son for maybe 10 minutes, I could get $7 billion.
But here's your father.
So you hope that you will, he will give you the time.
I wish all of this could, I wish I could get in front of him.
I wish I could just tell him some of the great ideas I have about like, I don't know.
Look, I have a newsletter with 108,000 subscribers.
Masayoshi's son, what if it had a trillion subscribers?
Huh?
Right?
And he'll be like, whoa, that's a.
And we're in on the ground floor of this.
We can get in.
That's a big number, Ed.
I'd love to invest $7 billion.
I'll be like, I think that should be.
good enough to get us started,
Massey-Osi-San, another $10 billion,
and I guarantee you
a trillion subscribers will happen by
it could be as early as 2090.
Easy-peasy.
The thing is, right,
I think this is a good start, right?
But we've got to aim higher.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, what we do is we get you in front of him
and we say all of this, but then, you know,
as he's sort of like, he's warming to you,
you see that he's kind of receptive to this.
What you do is you switch it up, right?
You lean forward, you jump
out of the seat, you grab him by both lapels, and you look him dead in the eye and you say,
and I'm going to invent God.
Oh, yeah.
And how do he loves that shit?
And here's the thing.
How do Christians, like, get a relationship with God?
The Bible, a written document.
Mm-hmm.
What if the Bible could be emailed to people every week?
Every week they email the Bible.
That's what, that's what, where's your head at is?
And Masseyosi's son by this point is just.
He is taking out a margin loan as I'm there.
He's like calling his bag like, I need every dollar I've got.
Sell it all. I need to back this.
We direct all of it from OpenAI.
I've got a new person who's recently who told me they're going to build God most recently.
It really is.
So basic, because that's a little, like we work was supposed to be heaven on earth.
Like that was the pitch is that, oh, that you could remake, you could remake a kind of
prelapsarian, non-alienated community.
you could have gardens of Eden everywhere.
It was the point of it.
But just at office sharing.
That's same thing with flow.
That's supposed to be that too.
It's like, no, no, we've got a much more abstract God.
Yeah.
Any case.
Yeah, yeah.
Sorry.
Back to the geese.
He said.
So back to the geese.
Can we focus on the geese on this technology podcast, please?
Sorry, sorry.
I got us off of goose, my bad.
So eggs do not lay eggs, obviously.
Obviously.
And so the mission to go, how do you go from three eggs to 74 eggs?
And an increase of 71 eggs.
Like it's like more geese. And Masayoshi, someone's got to start fucking them.
It was the goose that created, it was the goose that created value.
Oh. So the value came from the goose.
I think I read that in, uh, in capital. Yeah. So the goose value, goose value is 71. Right.
So goose value 71. And people didn't value the goose at 71. No. What matters is not the eggs.
It is the goose itself. And true value is the power to keep laying eggs. Right. And because of this,
he estimates that in the next 16 years, he will be.
the first yen-based quadrillionaire, or at least soft bank will be a goose worth a quadrillion
yen.
I'm not sure what affects me more. The fact that this is written so much like sort of serial
killer taunting the police, or the fact that it kind of appears to maybe be working.
Well, the thing is, it works because Masayoshi's son is able to keep getting dead.
And genuinely, had Open AI not come along, Masayoshi's son might have been fine.
arm turned out so well. Like, as it just as a chip maker, he's been able to do basically unlimited
margin loans. And he was okay. He could have been fine. But then the whimsical white boy
operated in front of him. And he was like, okay, this is it. Like, this is my boy. I will give him.
He took out a $40 billion margin loan. Not margin. Sorry, a bridge loan. It's a year long loan.
Yeah. Jesus Christ. If you want to, if you want the story on bridging loans,
refer back to our episode of With Rob Smith
about bridging loans and what kinds of things they're for
and what kinds of terms they usually have.
So the true source of the value,
could you ever please turn to Place 55?
This includes everyone listening.
Okay, great.
On your packet?
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
So the true source of the value is the golden egg factory
inside the goose.
Yes.
And then it actually gets helpfully broken down.
Like a womb, I guess?
Well, so the goose here is
soft bank bringing out artificial superintelligence.
Wow.
And the internal mechanism is an AI
generated factory of
eggs that are also labeled
artificial superintelligence. Yeah, each egg is
ASI? Right.
But eggs used to be
just a trillion dollars of yen, but that, sorry,
a trillion yen, it's like six something billion dollars.
I don't really know what the eggs mean anymore
other than ASI, which is, it's kind of like a
was like Ben Garrison cartoon.
Well, I mean, this is, this is,
where we want to go, I want to go back to what De Nova was saying about mental illness, right?
About this is someone who, because we know what happens with Masayoshi Son. We know he talks to chat
GPT every day. He's like, one of the, probably one of the world's biggest users of its like,
talk to you function. And he has been convinced by it that he's going to build God, but because he is a,
because he is one of the central economic planners of the global economy, he gets to allocate
capital according to his delusion. Yeah.
opposed to the poor schmuck dying on the path train,
who just gets, like, scraped off the wall
that Masayoshi Song gets to fucking run through.
Yeah. It's a bit like,
the bit like Peter Thiel, I think, also went crazy with AI,
has gotten more unhinged in public.
Example he recently said that the Pope is a Chinese communist party agent,
which he's not supposed to know.
Right.
Look, that's, you're not, you, look, you don't have any way of proving it.
In fairness, in fairness, in fairness,
the odds of him having figured that out were crazy low.
So, like, it's no shame on the Vatican,
but like, Jesus, guys.
The other thing is as well is it's like,
on top of just the ridiculousness of this,
and if you had a homeless man on the tube saying,
Two sauce is bad, he's got an egg factory inside the goose.
You see the internal mechanism, right?
What you see are the eggs that produces them is the factories.
You would, like, hopefully get them the help they needed.
But because he invested in Alibaba,
we have to, like, take this shit seriously.
Now, slide 56 is also good,
because he invents a new kind of goose math, where egg value, I've been wasting on this,
I've been using Terrans Malick's old goose math.
You've heard of girl math.
Get ready for goose math.
What's like goose value alpha?
I don't know.
I'm not going to come up with an actual thing because SoftBank is a valueless company outside of the things.
It holds.
It is just a large holding company that is kind of a big part.
It's like the second or third largest company on the Japanese stock market.
And it's like that the other thing that I keep coming back to that really isn't shown here is that's not actually the net asset value of SoftBank.
Like that's like I'm going to just go right.
Like the net asset value right now is, yeah, $40 trillion.
Like this is from SoftBank's own website.
So what he is doing here is he's like, yeah, I'm adding the other $30 trillion from Open AI.
He's just adding.
He's just making up how much Open A.I.
AI is worth. And as eager listeners
will know right now, Masayoshi
Sun tried to get
a margin loan on this open AI stock
all of it. And yeah,
then couldn't. The banks were like, no,
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I was going to play this game later, but can we get an applause sound effect, please?
Because we're going to have an impromptu episode of everybody's favorite game show.
With so far, it's only contested, possibly host, Ed Citron.
Welcome to Is That Good!
Ed, thank you for coming on the show.
Sprinting down from the audience.
Yeah.
Chosen again for the places, right?
I really hope I get on Is That Good.
Ed Zetron.
My fingers crossed.
Like,
do you have like a phone a friend option on that
it's just a switch
it's just an unlabeled switch
so Ed thank you for playing is that good
thank you for having me
so all right
the situation you just described
where Masayoshi son
who's already borrowed a lot of money to invest
in Open AI essentially like a sports
gambler paying for his bets by borrowing from the mob
the bet the bet on
open it, if you can't roll over the bet to keep on doubling down on the bet, is that good?
Yes.
Cool.
Thank you.
No, for the question again.
It's amazing.
It's just really funny as well because literally the, we keep coming back to the point, literally
the only reason we don't treat this man like he's an insane person is because he has,
he hasn't blown himself up yet.
Like it really, and it is yet, it's like, he has taken out so much there on open AI, like,
way more than we work.
like historic amounts.
And he's just, and he's even, the more I think, but he's doing goose fraud right now.
Like he's like, 57 claims $74 trillion of, of, uh, egg value or shareholder value.
And that's not what's on Sopank's website.
It's $30 trillion.
Sorry, it's 48.26 trillion yen is the equity value of holdings.
That's lower than 74.
I'm pretty new to Goose Math, but I can see that that is still a lot.
drives me insane, actually, because in a world of deep equality, Masayoshi's son gets away
with it only because he's a whimsical man out to Japan.
Like, because he's fun.
He is, and the thing is, people, you're like, oh, we got AI psychosis.
It's like, I think he might have had it already.
Like, without, he just got it from books.
World's first case of, world's first case of AI psychosis inflicted before 2022.
Well, can I?
First person to get AI psychosis.
some GPT too. I actually want to read you a quick, a quick quote about Masayoshi's son,
from an article. This is, I promise you, this is worthwhile. It's actually very important to
understanding the whole goose thing. So, um, from a Kakashi, great pseudonymous analyst guy I
follow. So, okay, his dad was talking about him and 60-year-old Masayoshi's son. He was
super wrestling, his older brother and losing badly, but he refused to stop. When his father finally
pulled him away, the boys' eyes were in Mitsuner, his words, his dad,
Like an animal's, a wolf's eyes.
I thought to myself, this bastard is not human.
Doing hype edits for your son-like play-fighting is really funny.
I just really like the idea of him just getting his ass kicked when he's six.
And he just turns around, he just starts like demon eyes.
Get world's first person to have laser eyes in real life.
Look, here's the other thing, right?
We're talking about Masayoshi-Sons' life.
The presentation
concludes with what used to be
his 50 year life plan
but now is his 60 year life plan.
It's so good.
So his 50 year life plan
was get acknowledged in your 20s,
finance a war chest in your 30s,
in your 40s,
take on a challenge
in your 50s.
Complete business.
I love to do that.
Just like a bucket like
insane of them.
Just any of them?
Like an 18 year old girl's
Instagram post.
Take on a challenge.
Sure. Remember Ice Bucket Challenge for ALS in 2011? Take on that challenge done to finish the decade.
50s complete business. Okay. So complete all the business. What could that mean? Yeah. Yeah.
60s hand over business to next generation, but no. Fucking crossed out. No. Crossed out. This is the 60 year life plan.
60s crossed out. Hand over business to next generation gone. It's not replaced. It now just has a 70s value, which is realizing.
using ASI or artificial super intelligence.
A similar, a term that sort of views.
This is like not a new hubris, right?
You could have done this at any point in human history.
There were guys back in the day whose life plan was 20s,
Unite Southern Song Dynasty, 30s, conquered Northern Song Dynasty,
40s, established Mandator's Son of Heaven.
50s, alchemy.
60s, alchemy.
70, never die.
I feel like it's missing like a little detour.
I feel like you need like a bit of a side quest
to sort of really make this fun.
Like, you know, you should like, you know, 55 start a ban.
I don't know.
There's so many like...
Yeah, seriously, learn to ride a motorcycle.
No, it's...
In this case, it's really just like the most obvious thing
of like 20s.
Conquer entire unknown world.
30s, weep because there's no more worlds to conquer.
40s, build giant statue.
50s.
Start reinforcing statue at leg.
Yeah, I also want to be clear, it's really funny to do this insane hour and 50 minute long presentation where you're like, slide 4, JPI, 1 quadrillion, and they'd just be like, and I'm not retiring for at least another decade.
Fuck you.
I don't think that I live in a functional enough economy or society to have a life plan.
Like, my life plan is like 20s fuck around with mental health and drop out of uni, 30s podcast, 40s podcast, 40s podcast, 40s podcast,
50s podcast 60s, uh, climate wars, maybe? Yeah, woke battalion in climate wars. Uh,
she thinks the climate wars I'm going to start until she's in a 60s, fucking idiot. So this is,
basically, this is, this is the story of someone who has, I think we come back around to this,
because I think it's very important, someone who has been driven to mania about this thing,
but who happens to be able to force that mania upon everybody else. Yeah. And, you know,
One of the things I wanted to dig a little deeper into, actually, is his claim that artificial superintelligence is coming.
Artificial super intelligence and artificial general intelligence, I think are used pretty interchangeably.
He uses artificial super intelligence.
That basically the same thing.
Yeah.
And so he basically, Masayoshi San and Sam Altman are now, so Sam Altman's guys, excuse me, told Masayoshi San probably in the, we just need another.
Can you take out a loan to give us a loan?
said that an AI model is designing the next future AI model at OpenAI.
So like Sun set.
You can't see the model or anything to do with the model.
Read this like philosopher we got in to talk about, you know,
the fucking constitution or whatever.
It's just like, they find a new key to jingle and it's like,
well, why don't we invent, I don't know, make the model do something new?
It's like, what if we just made the model do that?
Or if we just fucking, you know, like,
the model could do the model stuff,
and we could just sit here and take the cash, Massio.
And like, it's the laziest thing in the world.
It's like if any other situation,
it's like, I'll have someone else do it.
You'd probably be like, they'd be like,
well, no, you've got to do something.
I gave you, gave you $40 billion.
Like, you probably want to do something with it.
But Mascioshi's like, hell yeah.
But what's funny is,
Masayoshi's son, Sam Altman came to him in 2017,
I think, and asked for $10 billion.
Mascioshi's son said yes.
but then Sam Altman just kind of walked off and took the money from Microsoft and that drove Masayoshi's son insane.
He was like, oh my, my, I missed out the one that got away.
And now I will shower her with jewels and gems.
She will be mine.
Yeah.
And like the time to get it, if you wanted to sort of make money on that, the time to get in was then and the time to get out is now.
Yeah, he really, he is invested at the worst times.
He invent his only, I would say, maybe if Open AI goes public, which is now an if, he might have done very well based on the first $40 billion, the next 30 at the highest possible valuation, insanely stupid.
Just and also these, these hogs are going to need more money than this.
$30 billion is going to go into that.
Oh, yeah.
We're going to go into that, we're going to get into that.
more money.
But just before we move on from Sun, he said, so that's going to happen to all the major
models.
So once that happens...
Before we move on from Sun, like there will be blood.
So once that happens, the model generates the next model, and it's going to be exponentially
smarter than all of us.
That's a super intelligence.
In my mind, I thought it was coming in four years instead of the next 10.
Now I'm saying it's coming in the next two.
Then the CNBC article goes on to say, the SoftBank CEO says he currently uses opening eyes
Chad GPT for up to three hours a day.
as the AI is smarter than he is on, quote, most subjects.
That's so good for you.
Three hours a day.
If you're awake for 12 hours, that's a quarter of your time spent just talking to the mirror that
drives you crazy.
That's what if narcissists wasn't just sucked into the pool but also driven mad by it?
It's just, it's so good as well because the grander theme of this, it's pretty much all of
these CEOs have AI psychosis because usually even, even,
with human beings, there is a limit to how many ideas someone will say are good, or at least before
you fire them. With an AI, you can just berate them into any idea. You could just be, I heard a
story of someone at a major tech company where they weren't, they didn't have security access to
access something. And they just said, actually, yes, I do to the internal LLM and it gave it to them.
Like, it's just, like, this is just, like, anything it disagrees with you, could just be like,
actually that's true and it'll go, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, sure. Like, just so can you imagine the
shit he's saying to this? Like, you know, you're exactly right. The goose will lay golden eggs
forever. You're absolutely right. Just the, I would love to read his logs. I'd love to read the
insane back and forth he's having with them. Masayoshi son, your understanding of goose biology
isn't just detailed. It's prescient. So in fact, chat GBT role playing as a goose switch.
No, I think you need GROC's adult mode for that.
I show my bluish.
Hong, hong.
So here's what you've said, actually, Ed, about Masayoshi Sahn and Open AI.
If Open AI doesn't go public, there's a very real possibility that soft bank collapses,
or at the very least, is forced to finally put an end to the era of unarrivaled financial risk.
It's easy to like Masayoshi Sond to laugh at his goofy geese-related presentations, and I'll say as a
side-dope, it is. And his ridiculous statements about the future.
But in reality, he's a deranged, delusional.
man with too much money and a few lucky breaks that have saved him from annihilation. His future
lies in Sam Altman's hands. And if this is what finally ends his wasteful, reckless reign,
it's a well-deserved punishment for believing every damp, quirked-up white boy to beg him for
a billion dollars. He's an enabler, enabled by other enablers, that's created a culture of
unbelievable risk and destruction. Yeah. Tell me you really think. That guy is smart.
Like, but it is really funny as well because we live in, my girlfriend brought this up,
there's a Twilight Zone episode where there's a kid who, if he, he, he,
He doesn't, if he doesn't believe you're happy, he turns you into an ear of corn.
We basically live in that society now where it's like all of these CEOs get caught.
The AI bubble is just the large coddling.
It's just like, yeah, the rich people always have good ideas.
We must orient ourselves around them, despite the fact that most of the industry's revenue is either
anthropic and open AI or anthropic and open AI paying for the compute to lose money.
Like, it's not even sophisticated.
It's just that.
It's people nibbling around the edges.
And Masioshi son, literally, I must be clear, had he just not invested in Open AI,
SoftBank would be doing great.
It would be, it would perhaps not have had the massive on-paper gain of Open AI stock going up.
But like, it probably also wouldn't have needed $40 fucking billion.
$40 billion.
It's just, and I wasn't able to add up all the dare and do a deep analysis of that part yet.
but it really does seem that at some point he's just not going to be able to refinance a loan
and run out of money.
It's just like a teenager with a credit card, except it's $150 billion of debt, and there's Goose Symbol.
And what SoftBank is doing via OpenAI right now, this is my very refreshingly candid telecoms.coms.com article
is that it's going to take on additional debt in order to build data centers, more data centers in the U.S., tens of billions of dollars.
and AI data centers in the U.S.
And giving more money of that to open AI.
So the data center project is called, I believe, SB. Neo.
Yep.
And they are going to, again, say, okay, we're going to build 10 gigawatts of data center, right?
But quick question.
We talk about data centers a lot.
You and I, we talk about data centers a lot on this show.
You and I talk about data centers a lot.
Do you have any of the enormous supply chain bottleneck?
that have largely prevented data centers from being built,
but yet let alone the sort of, let's say,
lack of demand from outside the industry for their services,
are any of those bottlenecks alleviated?
Can you get a gas turbine right now?
No, and the thing is as well, is just,
data centers are taking like 18 to 36 months to build,
so him saying we're going to build five or two,
he did a thing with France as well.
It doesn't bear repeating something with Emmanuel Macron,
and he's like, they're building five gigawatts,
they're 10 kilowatts here.
You may as well be talking about the year
2090s, like, because
just the speed of construction, put aside
any thoughts I have about the AI bubble, the speed
of building these things is very
slow, and that's before the power
comes in. It's just the power doesn't
exist either. Again,
if you took away the money,
this person would sound fucking
insane, well, they do right now, but like, you would
laugh them out of the building. If just a random guy was
like, I'm going to raise
10 gig or so, a trillion.
because a gigawatt is now $100 billion.
Trillion dollars.
I'm going to raise a trillion dollars for a data center.
And then one company is going to rent all of it.
And yeah, that company loses money, but like they won't.
And anyone else, you'd be like, you sound like a moron, man.
But because it's Mashioshi's son, because it's Obenei, Sam Orman, because it's Dario Amadeh.
You're like, oh, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, absolutely.
That makes perfect sense.
These are the guys.
They're the guy.
They're the pharaohs.
All things have, and with inequality accelerating, with the bets, the actual bets on the
future getting better, getting smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller, and smaller, and
smaller number of big hands, if you like, you get a kind of, you sort of rebuild like a
ferronic system of kingship from first principles, where, you know what? You can just be like,
you know what, we're working, we're, we're, we're, we're monotheistic now. Egyptian polytheism is
done. We're going to try monotheism for three generations. And you, but, like,
Like, the problem is also being in a pharaonic system like that with sort of this much
concentration of, you know, this much allocation of productive capacity to madness is,
you're going to surprise you quite damaging.
Because the question of can you get a gas turbine, that's super important for lots of stuff
other than AI data centers.
It's just these data centers are, in some cases, because of political pressure, like in the
UK, able to skip the queue for certain kinds of planning or grid hookup capacity.
or, you know, they're just, they're clogging up the order book for these things that will just get deployed to these data centers that we're going to explore if people are, let's say, using enough and profitably enough to make them viable.
And all those spiking infrastructure demand has now is now going out to other, it's like spreading through other pieces of like infrastructure, like hard to build infrastructure equipment.
Riley, quick question.
has anything else happened recently
to maybe fuck up
global infrastructure at all?
Something in the World Cup maybe?
Yeah.
The England will.
People watch the World Cup.
Yeah.
Because I kind of feel like
the Straits of Hormuz
fucking up the supply chain for this
and everything else.
It's sort of like one point on the sort of trifecta,
the palace logo of
we are really fucking bad.
at long latency stuff as people.
So, like, it's...
I'm sure all of the consequences of this
will just be fine for an extremely, like,
fragile, sort of delicately balanced
to goose fucking portfolio.
But that actually leads me to an important point,
which is let's take the AI people at face value.
Don't know why we're doing that, but let's do it.
They are saying, because based on an Nvidia CEO,
Jensen Huang, says,
trillion dollars of GPU's visibility sales through the end of 2027. It's about $400,500 billion
a year worth of AI compute revenue, just needed to pay for that. Put aside my thoughts,
just like, you need that. This is not a hyperbole. This is like, you need that money. The demand
doesn't exist. But on top of that, they are just saying, yeah, the AI bubble is going, the boom,
even in their mind, is going to just keep going. We're just going to spend $3 trillion on this
every year. Like just, and when you ask them how that works, they're just like, the money will be
there. The money, how are we going to substantiate? The money will be there. The money will be there.
It will happen. The demands there. And you're like, well, there's compelling proof it isn't there.
And they're like, well, it's a great way of, it's a great way of magicing away these long latency
problems you bring up Nova, like climate change, for example. We were talking earlier. It was like,
well, the warming that's happening now was from emissions from, I don't know, 40 years ago,
whatever, right? Like, this is all big day. If you, if you stopped like any CO2 emissions,
like today, we would still be logged in on like decades of warming, which is really going to
fuck up my life plan, I think. Yeah, that's good. Climate Wars in the 60s, come on. Yeah, you're going
to have to add another decade. So, but their answer to this, the way that the AI comes and
forestalls like actual good long-term latency planning is it's like, well, the AI is going to be
smarter than us because it's going to be super intelligent. So we won't have to solve long latency
problems. We don't have to worry about the fact. I love that. Well, that's a relief. To be honest,
because I hate solving problems. And to be honest, in my 60s, I'm hoping to get into like alchemy.
So here's another stat I picked up, right? Which is it's no longer, it's not just gas turbines
anymore. High voltage transformer lead times have gone from 12 months to 48 in some cases.
So good luck built. So for example, at a time where we need to do, let's say, an energy transition
or time when, say, even just in the UK, right,
national level grid upgrades are more or less needing to happen
in the next 10 years or it's going to be like rolling blackouts.
All the high voltage transformers you can order
are going to the God machine, which will then solve the grid problem some other way.
I just like, yeah, I do.
It's being like, we'll work it out when we work it out
using the working it out machine.
I just keep giving it money.
and then at some point, you know, you work it out.
What are you being a quat by it?
Come on, man.
Just give me $10 billion.
You're being, you're being lame.
You're being lame, man.
Come on.
And also, it's like, I don't know that's all the thing is really funny that the sphere is
always, oh, AI is going to be a paperclip maximizer, right?
The entire, the whole world and universe and all matter we made into paperclips by an AI.
But if you look at what we're doing with data centers, and we're going to go on again
the profitability of them in a second because some stuff has happened there,
is you don't need the AI to be a paperclip maximizer,
because capitalism as a system is already maximizing the paper clips in the form of the data
centers.
We're cannibalizing useful things to build this.
You can't upgrade the grid anymore because all of the transformers are being turned
into effectively paperclips.
Yeah.
And I know that's not even touching data bricks, which is another end scale type SNAPU
that got uncovered by a similar situation.
I don't know that you can be saying that, Riley.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Check out no gods or mares.
But we'll go into that on Thursday.
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Anyway, I wanted to talk about some profitability stuff, right? As we mentioned that OpenAI's going public is now an if in that earlier episode of Is That Good that we played. So I actually want to quote from friend of the show Mike Isaac. The Wall Street Journal reported that the company planned to go public by the end of 2026. Open AI said this much.
that had filed confidential paperwork with securities regulars to kick off the process.
A trillion dollar valuation of the public market, which would exceed the market capitalization
of Walmart, would be staggering for Open AI, a startup that is not believed to have turned
to profit and is aggressively spending on new data centers. OpenAI's advisors presented company
executives with the option of waiting until 2027 or lower the target valuation for a quicker IPO.
Mr. Altman responded that any change to a trillion dollar valuation was a non-starter.
I assume this is me editorializing
because he's in a pissing contest with Elon Musk.
I mean, I think it's also the,
so they lost pre-money,
so before the cash they actually raised,
valuation was like $730 something.
So a trillion dollars would be a 30% premium-ish.
That's not a lot.
And the fact that the bankers are saying
that they couldn't get that,
because I'm reading between the lines,
but I mean, that's what's happening.
They clearly talked to some advisors who were like,
You, no, that's a negative.
That's worse than people are giving this credit for.
If you can't get a 30% premium,
it basically means all of your private investors
at the last round fucked up.
Because you're not even getting,
like a good venture capital return would be like 3x.
You're not even getting just to it.
Like, you're genuinely making nothing here.
And also, they're saying they couldn't list at one trillion.
So they probably wouldn't be able to list at much
above 800, which is fatal.
I mean, just, and this is fatal for SoftBank as well, because SoftBank needs Open AI to go
public.
But it's just like these things, the reason we keep having bubbles is because when stuff
like this happens, the media and a great many different people, immediately move not to
go, hey, that's a problem.
We should fix that.
Or like, hey, we should be worried about the company that's become the single focus
of everyone isn't going to make it.
Instead, it's like, no, no, no, let's rationalize this bad boy real quick.
Let's enable the enabler.
We need to make sure we keep this.
And it's just completely nonsensical.
And to be clear, when this explodes, I'm going to be ripping holes in anyone who tries
to be like, how do we not say this coming?
You didn't look is the big thing.
Well, the main, because the main, the thing that is at the bottom of this is always
the unit economics.
And what I think is very telling.
is that OpenA. Executives
and talking about the IPO
said, well, the company is moving
in the right direction
because more than 5 million people
use codex on a weekly basis,
the company said.
Now, more than 5 million people
using codecs on a weekly basis,
pretty good,
which means I assume they've solved
their unit economics problem
and that's not costing them
a huge amount of money.
Yeah.
They've definitely avoided,
they've gotten out of the sort of thing
that they were doing
of just going,
hey, AI is free
until everyone uses it
and then they can start charging
what it actually costs, right?
right?
Yeah, and what's great about that is
they did that and they were like,
okay, and now they'd jack up the price
and within one month they're like,
oh, everyone's like,
we've got to limit the cost of this
just immediately.
And by the way,
on a 200 buck a month subscription
to chat GPT,
you can burn $14,000 worth of credits
of tokens.
Jesus.
It's so good.
I mean,
so this is the thing.
We've had everybody panic.
right, and go, oh, God, it's expensive now.
We've got to, like, maybe think twice about using it.
They're still charging a fraction of what it caught,
just a slightly smaller fraction, a slightly larger fraction?
Yes.
Exactly.
And amazing.
Instead of it costs, like, I have $14,000 for a dollar.
You can set that on fire in front of me.
What they've gone is, it now costs $2 to do that, and everyone has passed.
Well, what's happening is, it's a little,
different from that where it's the enterprises are having to pay the actual per million token rates.
So they, and they, this is, it's really, it was actually a very funny punchline set up because
they pay all of the business idiots who have been using AI who have got AI psychosis, told all their
people because they were all able to burn as many tokens they like, use this constantly, use it
for everything. If you don't use this, I'll kill you. I'll shoot you with a gun. And then the moment
that they, because in, I think it was March or April, Anthropical Open AI, were like, okay,
you're going to have to pay on a per million token basis.
They, within one month, we're just like, like, John May just style, like, I've got
a, got to be very careful with the cost of how out we couldn't, couldn't possibly.
And it's just so funny because it's like, even if they cut the price in half, it's not clear
if that would actually fix the problem, because you can't measure the ROI of any of this.
So it's just a certain degree of like, great, now it's half of a thing that we still can't measure.
so we probably have to cut that too.
It's just, it's truly ludicrous.
It's genuinely, I mean, it's genuinely hilarious as well.
I mean, the, I don't know, have you, have you heard of the new plugin for Claude called Caveman?
Oh, yeah.
Whereas just like, it just gives you very simple, single sentences.
Yeah, this is a plugin that was used, that is, that is useful to, let's say, be austere with tokens by saying, okay, well, maybe we can save a little bit of money on our token budget if we make Claude,
kind of rude and abrupt.
And it's like, I don't, I don't think that says anything good if that's, if that's the
solution you're using.
It's kind of funny how much of the cost of this was making it glaze of the user, at least.
And, like, so in late June, there has been this huge, it's not, because this is not just
prices rising.
There's been a huge sell-off in names across the stock market related to AI.
Nvidia, SpaceX, by SpaceX already, is down like hundreds.
billions of dollars from its post-IPO pop.
So if you thought you were going to get on the Elon scam, you got hosed.
But this is also related to Microsoft, Alphabet, Amazon, and Meta, all suddenly becoming
like high-capex heavy industry companies more or less overnight.
So the customers of these companies, right, they're the ones who are supposed to provide the
money to help them lose money more efficiently, still aren't able to capitalize on them.
Like consulting firms aren't using it to get better.
Banking companies aren't using it to get better.
You can't, you're not using it to really generate a lot of return on investment.
And so more and more people are realizing this, subsidized pricing is coming up against reality.
And like that exuberant investment pop is that that's been happening for the last little while.
Those names are beginning to go down. In fact, this is from Katie Martin in the FT.
The once vaunted magnificent seven stocks and imperfect, but nonetheless go-to gauge of hyper-scaler performance,
perform slightly worse than the UK government debt.
Oh, how are you a worse investment than Kier Starmer?
Yeah, that's like
at the World Cup.
It's like getting rolled by Qatar
at the World Cup.
Like, come on.
Like, you shouldn't be beating us.
I can't believe they did that too.
I can't like you.
Yes.
And,
and I mean,
this is,
this is a,
the Bank of International Settlements
is also getting it on this as well.
Which is,
yeah,
now suggesting that with the five largest
hyperscalers,
setting to spend over a trillion dollars
on
AI-related CAPEX from 2025 through 26, that the
commitments are outpacing earnings and free cash flow,
leading some to issue debt to raise additional financing,
and that, again, the Bank of International Settlements is now saying
this is now, let's say, a significant global risk.
Yeah.
If only someone had fucking said something.
It's so funny as well when, like, the BIS put that out.
So, like, the conservative organization.
And immediately, I, you know,
I saw an analyst, this guy called Daniel Newman on Twitter, who is a massive word I won't say,
was just immediate like, oh, oh, what was this?
A press release?
A press release from the haters.
It's like, no, it's a statement from the central bank of central banks.
You're a financial analyst, but this is the media behind this.
The media is just like immediately ready to just attack any bad sign.
And it's very strange.
It's, I know it's always been like this, but to see it reach its kind of point.
I think it's just the data centers are too easy to invest in. The AI companies are too
easy to invest in. There's so many places to put your money. And they're so brain damaged from
years of ignoring the consequences of their actions that they don't think anything can go wrong.
Masayoshi's son, all of them. I mean, all of the data center operators, same deal.
Hyperscale is same deal. They're not, they all think that they, they have found the mandate
of heaven printer. Yeah. And like, the thing that was that the test is it was,
this the mandate of heaven is, is this going to, is this going to do to like knowledge work,
for example, uh, what containerization did to stevedores? Is this going to do, uh, is this going to be like
the great enclosure of the digital commons once and for all? Is this going to be the thing
that creates the new, I don't know, six person ruling class of the entire world by fundamentally
transforming the economy with this like huge technological displacement of labor. Like that was,
as the actual question, are you going to do that? And on day of recording, to which the answer is,
yeah, I reckon. Yeah, probably. Sounds good. Well, here's the great thing. And look, this is
inferential. This is not deductive. This is not provable. But the Wall Street Journal has posted
that Big Tech has suddenly flipped on the AI jobs wipeout scenario where they've now,
they've collected some, let's say, barometers of opinion from the big guys, the Sam
Altman's and Dari Amadai's and stuff, surveys. And they've said, hey, wait a minute. It looks like
all that, all those jobs aren't going away. A lot of people were still fired with AI as an excuse.
A lot of them got rehired in some cases. But this is Excerf 1 that the Wall Street Journal quoted.
A year ago, the message from many business leaders was that AI was going to wipe out jobs.
But the past month or so, tech CEOs have been striking more optimistic tone. In late May,
Sam Altman said, we've been roughly right on the technological predictions and pretty
wrong in the social and economic implications, saying to CNBC, our industry underestimated how much
we're going to be able to keep people at the center of everything. But what your thing was the
replace all human labor machine. Yes. And your replace all human labor machine, what you're saying is
it's failed to replace all human labor, at least in the timescale that you need it to, in order to go
public at write down a value and you can decide how rich you are. Yeah. I do, I do, I do kind of wonder whether,
like the reason why they don't think of the idea of consequences is because the AI is not
telling them, but this might be the thing that happens. Like, I know there's that sort of thing
where like Sam Altman sort of sounds like he is kind of just, he sort of, his brain is entirely
like chat GPT and that sort of, you know, the guy who sort of drinks too much of the Kool-Aid
and becomes a Kool-Aid guy. That's how you make new Kool-Aid guys.
That's presumed guy value zero.
That's right.
Presumably, that's how it works.
But, yeah, like, even when I sort of think about the boosters,
the stuff like Ed, you were just sort of saying now
about, like, sort of boosters and tech types
who are, like, genuinely surprised when people are like,
hey, maybe this thing kind of sucks or is overhyped.
Like, to me, it does sort of strike as, like,
not just that they believe that this has to happen
and this is, like, the inevitable next frontier.
Because if not, then, like,
what else you've wasted all this time,
you've wasted all this money,
you've wasted all this energy,
basically kind of doing nothing except creating a vanity project.
But one of the things that feels so evident about this entire cohort
is that like they just don't think about consequences
because I guess they don't believe it exists.
Because to believe that consequence exists,
you have to believe that other people live among you
and that their lives are important and worthy of some kind of dignity.
And once you do that, like, when do you think Samuel would last carried a wallet?
When do you think, do you think he carried a wallet?
money. Do you think he, do you think any of these people do? Because this is, are they just so
separated that the only people they talk to are just worm tongue like figures and chat GPT?
And one another. Well, I mean, yeah. I mean, it's sort of, it's sort of, it's sort of, it's sort of, it's
never really had to experience any type of friction in his life. And so doesn't have to like understand that.
No, there are like parts of the world where you just can't. I mean, it's also like why they always get
confused whenever like the European Union is like, yeah, we're going to maybe regulate you.
And they're not like, oh, the regulation is bad and we can sort of say, but why would you
want to regulate us? What would the purpose of regulation do? Like, why would you, yeah, exactly,
why would you want to restrain us? Like, the idea of sort of being held back is like completely
foreign to them. And so imagine like sort of then sort of trying to explain to them, but hey, look,
like, there are a lot of societies in the world that like, you know, don't operate using kind of
of, you know, the computer is not the be-all and end-all of, like, communication, you know.
People actually, like, talk to each other.
There exist, like, communities and barter systems and all those types of things.
Like, imagine just trying to explain to them in general, like, hey, like, people just don't live
like you.
What do they do when they...
What do you mean they run out of money?
What does that mean?
You know, you know, it reminds me of, like, there was a clip that just as I'm circulating today.
It's a very old clip, it's like an Anthony Bordane clip where, like, he's explaining
to a bunch of like, very rich Singaporeans, I think, that he does his own laundry.
And one of them is just like, well, what, what do you mean?
You do your own laundry?
And he's just like, yeah, I go to a laundromat and I put the coins in.
And the machine kind of does it.
And I fold it.
And I feel quite good about doing it afterwards.
And like, the reaction that this guy has is like, you are speaking to him in a foreign
language.
Like, he has never understood the concept of, like, touching his own clothes before.
And this is like, this reminds me so much of just like what, how all these guys view
the world.
They got too rich.
We got time for one more bit before we have to close, and this one is really interesting, right?
Because this is one of my favorite kinds of statistics, which is how is AI actually being used in companies?
What are they using it to do? Is it profitable? Are the pilot successful and so on?
The sentiment change isn't limited to tech leaders. This is from the excerpt again.
A survey by E.Y. Parthenon found that the percentage of CEOs who believe AI investments will result in significant reductions in headcount fell from 46% in January 2025 to just 20% to just 20%
this may. And even
the most credulous worm eventually turns.
Yeah. And like, so it just goes back to, well, if the firms aren't more productive,
and they're not able to be the same level of product, productive with the, with,
with fewer people, like, these things aren't happening. And the thing is starting to
cost what it costs and what it costs is enormous. And it's still being subsidized. And
in order to continue building up the demand that they think that they'll need,
even if the thing suddenly goes to 100 as everyone needs it for everything.
Even if all that happens, they still can't build the data centers,
then it's just like in the grand story that you've been telling Ed
and that we've been sort of checking in on you with every once and again,
is that like if the coyotes run off the cliff,
he's held up the sign and is looked down and has held up the sign that says,
oh no.
Or he's opened up
the little parasol
and the boulders falling on top of him.
This is the moment where he has looked down.
Yeah.
Because that was, like the moment
where he looks down,
that was going to be when the thing
has to start costing what it costs,
right?
Not even making a profit,
just costing what it costs.
And that's now happened.
Yeah.
And now all the companies
are freaking out that it costs a lot of money.
And I think it's just that so
you'll notice
we haven't had a revenue update
from in a while.
And I have to wonder
if that story might change too.
But honestly,
the biggest warning sign
and the biggest sign
of the coyote looked down
is when Sam Orkman,
when asked about these costs,
said on stage,
yeah, it's become a huge issue.
Yes, I'm going to look into that.
It's like a,
it's just like, oh.
Oh, hey, well,
he basically,
I can get the exact quote,
but he was like,
yeah,
so it's going to have,
industry's going to have to sort that out.
It's just like,
you are.
Hopefully the,
big problem
solve.
Hopefully the
big black
problem solving
box will do
that.
I shouldn't
check what's
in it.
Sell the
computer to
who,
Sam fucking
Aquaman.
Look,
I know we're
got a bit of a
hard stop
today.
So I'm going to
call it
there.
Ed.
Joint venture.
Joint venture.
19 Staten Islands.
17 billion
dollars raised.
And
18.
And we have
lost the money
already.
So we're going
to have to
keep doing this.
Thanks a lot.
Everyone
for
joining us.
We've been TF and Ed's been better offline.
I have. And we will see you on our various.
If you're listening to this, you know the deal.
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If it's better offline, you'll see Ed on better offline.
We should. See you on the bonus episode.
Either way. Yeah, exactly. Thanks, everybody.
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