BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - ADIN ROSS IS DATING CORINNA KOPF?! BFFs Ep. 20 w/ Tim Dillon

Episode Date: March 17, 2021

We're joined by Twitch streamer Adin Ross and Tim Dillon accomplishes his final goal to get on the pod. We talk about the potential Bryce Hall vs Austin McBroom fight, the possibility of Josh fighting, and Bri being in Tik Tok drama.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

Hey, BFF listeners, you can find us every Wednesday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Okay, BFF's loaded episode here. We're going to have Tim Dillon join us in a little bit. We also, last week, did a segment that I thought was really good with Aiden Ross. Yeah. And then we finished, and he got embroiled in this controversy, which, by the way, I wish we could ask him about because I had questions about it.

But the thing exploded almost as we were getting ready to press play on the issue. So we're like, you know what? Let's hold on and see what's going on with this. So we postponed his interview, which we did last week, and it will be in this episode. That makes sense. It was before with this. So we postponed his interview, which we did last week, and it will be in this episode. That makes sense. The timing was actually kind of surreal.

It was like the last second before we could have asked him about it, but it was too... He's wearing all the same clothes. He knows that he went viral. It's like he stepped out of our interview, went viral, and then we're like, okay, what do we do with this? I think he was literally it's like he stepped out of our interview yeah and went viral the video and then we're like okay what do we do with this because i think i think he was commenting on the

side while we were actually asking him questions i think because he kept going away popping away on the screen he might have been doing that so i mean he filmed it right before and he was getting the hate for it during the podcast so he kept he was like fuck they're not gonna put this out and i never like, you can't win when you get involved in issues. It was the basketball player who used the K word.

What I don't get about it, and I don't want to, he's not here, so we're not going to go in. He's Jewish, according, he said he's Jewish. Yeah.

That's all I would have said the entire time. It's like, I'm Jewish. Doesn't that clarify everything? It's like, I'm Jewish. You can agree or disagree, but like I'm Jewish and whatever. It's blown over I'm Jewish. Doesn't that clarify everything? It's like, I'm Jewish. You can agree or disagree, but like, I'm Jewish and whatever. It's blown over.

I liked him in the interview, so it's in there. You got us, Aiden? Yo, what's going on? You hear me? Yeah, we can hear you. Can you hear us? Yeah, yeah, how you doing?

Good, good. Thanks for coming on. Of course, man. All right, so we're recording. We've got Aiden Ross joining the show, and let's set the premise of why he's on the show, how we got him on the show, because we did our game, Boomer versus Zoomer,

like two weeks ago, and he was on it, which I think is a compliment to be on it to begin with because it means you're famous in some regard. He got pissed. We'll watch how it laid out, his reaction, and then we'll go from there. So I think it's like three minutes or something. So let's roll what we got. All right, let's do it.

What? No fucking. Is this like just from like some random guy's Instagram? Yeah. Is this like. No idea. This looks like every kid that I went to high school with. Yeah.

Just like their Instagram feed. Fading A, perfect. I still don't know who that is. Me either. Yeah, I don't know. But hey, shout out to Aiden. He's a what? Famous TikToker, but not...

I'm literally not even a famous Tik... That's not what I do, bro. Bro, like, here's my thing. If you don't know who I am, hold on. What does he say after this? But hey, shout out to Aiden. He's not what I do, bro. Bro, like, here's my thing. If you don't know why I am, hold on. What does he say after this? Hey, shout out to Aiden. He's a what? Famous TikTok.

Okay. What's this guy's name, bro? Okay, there he is. Jeez, Dave. Oh, yep. All right, guys. I can't say shit. I literally can't say shit.

Yep, never mind. He got it. Respectfully, I will take my L, yep. All right, guys. I can't say shit. I literally can't say shit. Yep. Never mind. He got it. Respectfully, I will take my L, bro. Respectfully, I will take my L. I can't say shit. I really can't. Respectfully, I will take the L. Yeah, I can't say shit, chat.

There's no point of ratioing him, guys. He has $1,020,000,000 fucking net worth, bro. Chat, I can get a Twitter ratio. Boo-hoo. Some motherfuckers can literally buy my fucking house, bro. Just stop. Guys, I'm out-raciating him, bro. He owns Barstool Sports.

Bro, Barstool's literally slid in my DMs multiple times, bro. Swear to God. Maybe it wasn't him though. Probably wasn't him running me. The Instagram page literally has been in my DMs multiple times. Because remember when I, remember that, um, remember when I talked to LeBron, like literally SportsCenter, Bleacher, they were all fucking like hitting me up. Just type in ratio.

How about, how about we fuck? Can you fuck me with your rich cock? Hit with that non non not famous slander I know I know nah I can't bro he literally in my career like bro

he can literally buy bro he can buy me bro he can literally buy me bro literally I'm just gonna say I'm not a fan I'm not a TikToker what is that

what's David he's reading my chat All right. Let's go ratio this shit, bro. Go ratio this shit. And that goes on a little bit. He talked about maybe... We talked about on the show last week, you're going to do something to ratio.

You're going to ratio. I already ratioed you, and I ratioed Josh. I ratioed both of you guys. What the fuck does ratioed mean? All right, so look. I went to your Twitter, and I went to your guys' most recent tweets, and I just commented ratio, and I was streaming. By the way, that's what I am, Dave.

I'm a live streamer. Well, yeah, no. And that was the origin of, like me it's like oh i didn't even disrespect this guy like so we do that boomer zoomer game where because josh is so much younger than me we do people he would recognize from his generation people i recognize from mine why i said he can't be that famous whoever told me you were a tiktoker, if you're a famous TikToker, you're going to know Josh. Yeah, of course.

I should probably know you. Yeah, I should probably know you if you're a famous TikToker. Yeah, we thought you were a TikToker. That's why we said that. Right. So when they're like, oh, he's a famous TikToker, and it's like those two, I'm like, well, he can't be that famous if they don't know, and you were in a different lane.

And then people send me that clip. I'm like, all right, what's's going on i thought it was funny um and then it turns out you know we got more because you got brawny i saw the clip so i hate lebron i fucking hate lebron what this is like i don't get it i don't get this is like an ongoing why well i'll tell you why There's a couple reasons why I'm a Celtics guy So I fucking hated Easy What's your team? I mean

I go wherever LeBron goes That's the biggest front runner move of all time I was a Knicks fan I'm not patient with the Knicks anymore I follow LeBron now. So do you follow his teams? Why don't you? Ohio State, Cowboys, Yankees, Indians.

Yeah, like all New York teams, whatever. But, you know, the Knicks just haven't been playing well. It's just fun to just follow LeBron and watch him complete his legacy and beat Michael Jordan and everything. Ugh. That makes me want to puke. That's bold. That makes me want to fucking puke.

So you're fucking with the Nets or what? You like Brooklyn's new team they're putting together? Nah. I saw Blake Griffin just went there. I think they're all very – can I curse on here or no? Yeah, you can do whatever. Yeah, of course. I think they're all soft pussies, and I think LeBron is still going to beat them.

Fair. You're drinking that. Fair. You're drinking that brawny Kool- brawny cool listen listen it doesn't matter if they have james harden blake griffin i don't care if they have kairi katie they're still gonna lose you have lebron aiden smoking on that brawny pack well i mean smoking on that he didn't beat durant before right yeah he has beaten durant before he'd be okc oh yeah he did that you know why he did that because Because what's his name?

He fucking took a flop and got what's his face? Green to miss the game. That's why they beat them. Didn't Green kick him in the balls? It was a flop. It was a brawny flop. I'm talking about the Heat versus OKC like years ago. But I will say this.

It's just sad that people really think that LeBron is not better than Jordan. versus OKC like years ago. But I will say this. It's just sad that people really think that LeBron is not better than Jordan. Look who he has to go against. The 73-9 Warriors would 100% beat the 72-10 Bulls. I get what you're saying there. Different game now. When you add Kevin Durant, the best offensive player of all time, to a roster that's already 73-9, I'm sorry.

That's the best team. I mean time to a roster that's already 73-9, I'm sorry, that's the best team. I mean, that – Bronny, he's – I got an A. Bronny – I mean, LeBron created the super team. Like, Jordan, you know, they built around him. Yeah. LeBron started the whole super team movement.

I wouldn't say he did. Not one, not two, not three, not eight. Not 37. He started it. He started it. But you got to think. You got to think. There's other super teams that have been formed in the past, I'm sure.

Not off the top of my head, but I think for this generation, you're right. The Miami Heat super team was the – I agree. I agree with you. And what do you think? So there was a rivalry. So I was there. I was Celtics. You ask why I don't like them.

Because the Celtics, one of my favorite teams, the Garnett, the Rondo, and they fucking hated LeBron, so I did. And then the decision, the way he did the decision, I just went – like that was the most selfish, arrogant thing I've seen in so long. And since then it's – No, it wasn't though. Are you talking about – wait, you're talking about when he went to Miami? I'm talking about the process of how he announced it the actual decision on espn all right well look look

i get what you're saying when it comes to that you know he made it so like televised and stuff but he was hyped up and you know i'm sure he got paid a big check for that so you can't hang on somebody making bread off that and it's just like you know i get it it's a little bit od like it's extra to do that all that but fuck. But here's my thing, though. It's like, you got to take that. I mean, there was a baseball player that just was doing that, too. Like, hyping up his trade. And he was, like, tweeting about it.

And, like, playing where he was going to go. Oh, Bauer. Yeah, but a lot of people hate him. Yeah, he is polarizing. That's for sure. But it also, like, people argue that social media. That's for sure. But it also, like, people argue that social media, yeah,

people argue that, like, social media is becoming part of, like, this part of the game when you're a celebrity. Like, when LeBron isn't just a player, like, I mean, he's a celebrity too. So he's just playing the game. Yeah, exactly, Josh. He's just like everything. He's just a part of everything. I'll send you an article. He also charged people $20,000 to go to his birthday back in the day.

The decision was a joke. Listen, he's one of my all-time rivals. Look, look, look, look, look, look. You can say all you want about that, but let me tell you something. You know, Jordan was selfishly making sure Scottie Pippen was being paid dog shit. You know that, right? Jordan's done some pretty fucked up things, too. I've never heard

that jordan was making sure pippin wasn't paid well where are you getting that information from he made are you a streamer sure yeah is that how do you have this dog ass wi-fi yeah your wi-fi's i'm not on my i'm not on my place i'm actually actually homeless right now. Why? Wow. So I'm moving, like, I'm staying place to place, you know, with, like, I'm going from place to place to my friend's house, crash on my boy's houses. I moved to LA, like, a week ago or whatever, and my house hasn't been ready yet. Like, I'm moving into a house with FaZe Banks, Rice Gum, and, like, all those dudes. Summer A, you know. So our shit's not ready yet.

I don't know. See, that's where it's, like, I don't know. I know the FaZe because Nick Merckx, we do shit with. I know Josh. I know Josh knows them, you know. So our shit's not ready yet. I don't know. See, that's where it's like I don't know. I know the phase because Nick Merckx we do shit with. I know Josh knows them for sure. Yeah, I've hung out with most of those people. Yeah. So when did – like I found it funny. Like I watched your thing when you were going in and all that.

I thought it was funny. So when did you explode and all that? Like what's your rise? And by the way, on here it says you dating karina cuff and that's like dave slid into her dms and it's like talking about which i did by the way but it's like you're not nah so um i i started like really take it off uh i went from game to game bro like here's the thing like streamers like if they only stream one game, they're going to have a hard time expanding. So I'm going to go from NBA 2K to just chatting to Grand Theft Auto.

So I kind of just had, like, a highlight moment each and every single one of the categories. And that's why I took off. But lately, it's just been the past few months, whatever. But, nah, me and Clint are just really tight friends. We're cool. We're just tight. I'm jumping all over because my

brain it's like i know the bra the brawny how'd you get brawny jr oh yeah on my notes it's saying like that was a big moment for obviously he's anyway lebron i don't he's gigantic he's like his own entity so how did you get hooked up with him oh i know brian for like a year now he used to just fuck with me and watch my streams when i used to play nba i would average like a thousand two thousand viewers at that time like a year ago and brawny would just be in there fuck with me and watch my streams when i used to play nba i would average like a thousand two thousand viewers at that time like a year ago and bronnie would just be in there fuck with me and uh we just became best friends my guy and he's like he's like a brother to me he like honestly like really helped me out in life like he i looked up to him a lot because that motherfucker for how famous he is how much money he has comes from he's just a very humble down-to-earth kid and

that's that's my guy so i already know the answers you're never gonna say anything bad but one of my things LeBron has been quoted as saying like he regrets naming him after himself because he thought he put too much pressure on him but then if you watch clips of LeBron at Bronny Jr's game he goes bananas like when he's dunking, he's making shirts. So it's like he says one hand, he doesn't want the pressure. But then LeBron Sr. is in the dunk lineups before a game, which brings a ton of eyeballs, ton of pressure to him. That's one of the things that's like, well, which one is it, Bron? Like do you want?

Because he is going to have a fucking ton of pressure. I think you know what it is. I mean, I've talked to Bronny like in a personal conversation. It's like he has to really go through that for the rest of his life. The kid, the kid, his own kid, you know, he's going to have his own legacy. He's going to be great. He's going to do huge shit. And

that, I mean, it sucks because, yeah, the pressure gets to I don't even think it gets him at this point. He always thinks about it, but he's used to it now. He's just so over and used to it. So he's used to it now. He's just so over it and used to it. He's going to be great. Did you know what Barstool Sports was? You did that thing.

People are like, oh, it's Dave. It's the respectful L. Did you know what Barstool was at all? It was a page or whatever. I felt like overtime, Donkhouse highlights. I knew you were one of those types of pages. That's disrespectful. I was about to say, Dave, that's a fucking roast. That was far more disrespectful than anything I ever said.

Wow. He just said you're the same as fucking Worldstar or something. Yeah. Yeah. The fucking, let me tell you this. The fucking, I don't think the overtime guys, like, his net worth can't be 120 mil, can it? And by the way, that made me light.

I guess not, but. We've been around for 20 years before that shit even existed. So you're an OG. We're an OG, OG of like, so it started as newspaper, Barstool, and then it morphed into, you know, online, and now we do a bunch of different shit. There may be people you've heard about that you didn't even know we were associated with. Yeah. Yeah.

That's just one part of it. People know us all different ways. Some people know me as Eatin' Pizza. Some people know me as I started Barstool. Some people know it like you do, like the Aggregate. It's all over the place. But how the highlights is gaz still there i have a guy who's my first employee who like does so paul you still there yeah that was tough yeah that was tough to fucking hear but i gotta say i gotta say sorry to interrupt but i respect that then i didn't know you were doing it for such a long time that's just just fucking dope. Like, you really did this shit before social media, right? Yeah.

Yeah. Yep. We, like, we had a guy on before. I remember MySpace. Like, I'm like, I'm not getting on fucking MySpace. I don't know what that is. That's how long we've been doing it. Forever.

And we are new to it. And, like, the reason we're doing this podcast with Josh is TikTok. It's like, I'm older. So, it's like, how do we stay relevant? Josh is looking. How do I get, like, I think a more, like think a crowd that has existed for a long-ass time. So it's like, all right, we can introduce each other to the audience. But I don't know.

Like the Twitch shit, we've examined it. We have a guy, Big Cat. Do you ever hear of him? Because he played college football during COVID live on Twitch. He had like 70,000 concurrence. It was exploded. It was like the number one thing on Twitch every time he went on. And he was just playing, what game was it?

Old EA, like college football, I think. NCAA football 14. They're bringing that back, I think. It went nuts. That's crazy. Yeah. So we just do a bunch of different shit. And from what i do

kind of like the second i heard you talking on your live i'm like oh this guy's really funny it's just i didn't yeah i'm not in that world i'm not yeah no it's just a different world you know and and i'm an entertainer brother and you know like uh it's just exactly it's just a different world we didn't we just kind of cool when different worlds cross paths, though, you know? It's funny. Yeah, big time. Yeah. So, yeah, yeah.

I mean, like, for me, it's kind of cool to talk to you. You obviously are a streamer and everything. How I, like, blew up, no one, not a lot of people really know this, but, like, how I kind of, like, started in social media was on live streaming for Musical.ly. Like, I didn't really do the musically i was like live streaming every day for four hours a day from 10 p.m to 2 a.m like just like wow consistently going like like i think i was 14 or something like that but that was like my everyday schedule was like go live for four hours make sure i'm hitting it that's kind of like because i saw there was this

page called literally just like the live section and it was pretty untapped no one was really focusing on live streaming back then so i was like just you know doing games it's kind of like the just chatting like you would do on twitch but what's like what's your schedule for for streaming i know like i got pretty tired of it after two years of streaming every day for four hours i was kind of mentally drained do you ever find like you reach that point or what first of all bro that's awesome you told me that congratulations i respect you another level now because i know a lot of tiktokers don't really do shit like that and they blow up from like one video and shit they didn't they don't i did it for like three and a half years bro good for you good for you seriously that's awesome so for me honestly bro

it is really draining it's very draining especially, especially like, especially like every day. But I would say it's like for me right now, because I'm at my actual setup. I'm going set up, set up, set up. I'm just doing random shit. But I definitely, definitely got to, I keep like consistent, like five to seven hour streams every day when I'm back in my normal setup so we so we we like we were bought by a casino company barstool like a year ago and we hired nick merckx as like he he promotes he does and that's one of the things i learned with the we i'm always like hey can you do this or whatever he's like i'm streaming all day he's like i'm just streaming all day nick nick that's how he talks to you nick i love i love nick

bro he's just a different breed he's just like nick merckx is like a real he's really like that all day. That's how he talks too. I love Nick, bro. He's just a different breed. Nick Merch is really like that. I always liked watching his streams. Love it, bro. I love him. He's just a good dude. I don't know him yet personally, but he's just a cool dude. I saw you at a Lambo truck in your recent picture on Twitter. Did you buy a Lambo truck?

Just bought a Lambo truck. How the fuck much money? Why are you giving me the no disrespect? You're buying a Lambo. How Just bought a Lambo truck. How the fuck much money? Why are you giving me the no disrespect? And you're buying a Lamborghini. How much fucking money do you have? Did you buy it, though, or did you lease it? Don't fucking bullshit. Did you buy it or lease it?

I bought it. That's a Lamborghini truck? Yeah. I didn't even know they made fucking Lamborghini. So what are you talking about when you look at my net worth and you're like, no disrespect? What are you talking about? You said you have no house, bro. Like, you could have bought a – you know you could buy a house with that, right?

No need to. I just – I already signed everything up. We're about to fucking get our brand-new fucking house. I'm showing on the brand. How much does a Lamborghini truck cost? It's like $250, $260, some shit like that. $218 minimum? Either you're spending money loosely

or you're fucking rich as fuck. I could afford it. You know, I've been working my ass off saving bread and, you know, I just had to get it. You fucking people. That's Joshua. I saw you. It took me 20 years to get to this.

Josh, what do you got? What do you got? I got an E63S. It's fucking wicked, dude. Yeah, 870 horsepower shit. I got a 1970 Bronco that doesn't turn on. Dude, I want a Bronco more than anything. You do not want rich bitch.

I got no way to buy anything. That's true, Dave. I got no way to buy it. I see you buying $2 million in Amazon stock just like that, Dave, like nothing. You're just throwing it around left and right, bro. Don't try to talk to us about how you got no money. I trade a lot in stock. I go up and down.

I do that shit. I do do that shit. Yeah, yeah. I feel like sometimes it's a lot of down, eh, Dave? I'm a gambler by nature. It's my fucking, you know fucking I never expected to have any money I love to gamble too, I know what you mean I think that's fucking crazy

Well I appreciate you coming on So what's next, you're going out to LA You're dating Karina Kompf who's hot So good for you No, no, no, we're not dating No, no, no, no It says in my notes here

We just collab we just collab but look here's my thing it's like i'm not gonna get a girlfriend this year i'm actually i'm done i already announced this on my twitter i'm done having sex all of 2021 i'm just you announced it on twitter you announced it on twitter streaming all year i'm just gonna grind yeah about it banks is gonna fucking make me do YouTube. I'm about to just take over right now. You're having no sex in 2021? No.

What is this, a lie show? Yeah, this can't be real. I'm conserving my energy. Yeah, okay, dude. I was like, I mean, all right, whatever. It's not going to get dark tonight either. I got this thing. I mean, all right. Whatever. It's not going to get dark tonight either.

I got this thing. I got you're taking baths with Julia Rose and Corona Conf, the guy saying he's not having sex. All right. Whatever. Yeah. Fine. We have a fucking move. I got one coming up with Summer Rae.

Coming up. Stay tuned for that. Where you bathed with her? Yeah. I'm not sure I know who that is summer right you definitely do she's famous for for that's her right there yeah no i don't know the only reason i know the other julia rose always tries to like get me to like act like she's interested in me just so i'll do like a pizza review with her and I just call her out on it. And obviously I know the Pauls.

But I actually don't know who that lady was. So that's why nobody should be disrespected. But, yeah, no, I'd watch the stream. By the way, question for you. Just on the Twitch stream, how much of it is your personality versus being good at the game? For me, 100% personality. So are you any good at the games?

No. Oh, wow. So it's just being an entertainer. I just talked to somebody about this yesterday. I'm doing a Gary Vee podcast. You know who Gary is, I'm sure. Yeah, I did that. Me and Gary.

By the way, put aside like 17 hours because he doesn't let you off. I know. I know. I love it, though. I love Gary. Yeah, he's cool. But what was I going to tell tell you so i talked about that it's like you i tell motherfuckers i'm like yo bro you don't want to just be good at the game you gotta what happens when the game becomes shitty like fortnite for

example the game is ass now people are like a lot of people's views are declining it's not because of them it's because the game is just horrible so it's like you gotta get tired of games too right like they don't you can't watch the same game forever you're gonna want to watch yeah yeah nah they gotta love you for you they gotta want they gotta want your streams for you are people doing this like two streams like i can't picture and again i didn't grow up in this but i couldn't picture just watching one streamer for like four hours straight so are they doing something else and like have you in the background or are they just focusing on you like permanently no really just me permanently that's crazy so i feel like there's definitely a marathon i feel like people some people watch streams almost kind of like podcasts though where it's

like it can be like a background thing a little bit too exactly yeah exactly yeah interesting so well it's crazy i love learning about all this new shit. I keep saying we've talked about it. The internet's like the ocean. There's people like... Right. Only like 6% of that shit is discovered, bro. Yeah, and you don't even know they exist.

I didn't know who Mr. Beast was like two months ago. It's like, dude, I run the internet. Where have you been? It's crazy. I appreciate it. I'm glad you came on. It was a funny clip. We have a game that we can play. Oh, let's game yeah all right let's run it fuck mary kill uh fuck mary

kill even though you're not having sex anymore what the fuck so you're gonna what the what the fuck all right celibate though yeah yeah okay oh my god julio rose oh my god y'all set him up Yeah. Okay. Bruh. Oh, my God, bro. Julia Rose. Oh, my God. Y'all set him up. Who's the middle one? Yeah. What's her name?

Pokemon? Why is the middle one on there? Is she related to you somehow? She's a streamer. And Corona. This is simple. Marry Corona. Fuck Julia Rose.

Kill Pokeman. Pokeman. Is that what it says? It's like like oh it's pokey man all right so look look we do i have to answer that too yeah it's for you oh um i'm gonna marry corinna okay i'm gonna fuck julia and then i'm gonna um i don't like to say that word but i'm gonna k po K, pokey. Okay. Yeah. I think every single human may. Josh, what would you do? I don't know if I should answer. Josh is in the room. It's not like a real.

This is a hypothetical. All right. Hypothetically, I would. You don't have to answer. I would cut my dick off hypothetically I would just cut my dick off this is entertainment

it's show business I don't know Nessa's stance might get mad I'm getting a vasectomy I'm getting a vasectomy that's what I'm doing I'm getting a vasectomy it already happened

I can't answer the question now good this is turning into the the pussy BFF show oh that's funny Josh we can't let the question now. Good. This is turning into the pussy BFF show. That's funny. Josh, we can't let you get caught up, bro. Come on now. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

See you, Aiden's coming back. All right, these three. Jess, I don't know these people, so I don't know their names. Jess Boveins, Alinity, Valkrey. Did I say that right? Valkrey I've heard of. All right. I already got this one. Fuck it. I'm going to? Valkyrie I've heard of alright I already got this one fuck it

I'm gonna marry Valkyrie I'm gonna who's Jess who is that? that's Ninja's wife oh then respectfully I have to kill her then I'll marry Valkyrie and I'll fuck her

okay Jesus Christ what a sick game. Dave? Oh, yeah. I think I would go marry – I mean, I don't know any of these people, but I would marry Valkyrie. I'd respectfully fuck Jess. By the way, that's a compliment. And I like Ninja, but if you're married, that's a compliment. If like, and I like Ninja, but if you're married, like that, that's a compliment.

It is. It's like your girl's hot. And I'd K Alinity. Huh? Josh, you're respectfully disclaiming. It just passed. I guess I have to say. What kind of girl?

This is sick. I don't know. So this is if I don't know them, it's better. Did he invent the stern? I think he did. Did he? I really don't know who Belle is, but I'm gonna marry Nicole. Okay.

She's hot. I think Brooke is dating my boy Symphony. So you're gonna kill her? I have to. Respectfully, K. Respectfully, though. Respectfully. And then I'm going to fuck Belle.

Okay. I got the same answers as you. Okay. So who we got next? Belle is the one who sells her bathwater online. Oh, right. Get the fuck out of here. What's up with that shit?

She sells her bathwater and has a very popular OnlyFans page. Yo, Dave, Dave, Dave. Drop a quick drop a quick million on that bath water yo invest in her bath water stop i wonder how much it sells for that's crazy and then nico nico was the one who did the whoever buys that shit is down bad i don't care right yeah they're they're you after a year of not having sex. That's what they are. Yeah, but you know what? They're you in six months. That pink hair is like Annamai, right?

And those people are fucking lying. Annamai? The fuck is Annamai, bro? Yeah. You really are a boomer. Yeah. You just said Annamai. You're an old man.

Big time. Annamai. Nico was the one who did the OK Boomer with the Bernie Sanders shirt. If you remember that, Dave? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, yeah, Brooke is dating Aiden's friend, Symphony. Bro, are you fucking – what is this, bro? You can do it this way.

Dave always does the guys too. It's like a hypothetical fuck. You don't actually want to. All right. literally i'm literally fucking nick he's so hot and then i'm gonna um i'm gonna marry xq and kill ninja okay that's it oh i'm marrying nick since we work with him oh i like ninja i'd fuck with ninja for a day and then i I don't know XOC, so I'm going to kill him. Right. I would have to agree with you, Dave. He's the biggest Twitch streamer, I think, right now.

XOC is? See, now you know there was no disrespect when I was like, I don't know because I don't know any of these people, apparently. Right. So he's bigger than – he's a bigger – what's his stream? What games? All of them? Everything, yeah.

Just everything. Is Ninja still huge or is he falling off i know he was like the fortnite guy right um he's not pulling like 100k anymore but he's still doing numbers interesting what are what are like crazy numbers in the streaming world like what are big numbers for stream i think i'm top four on twitch right now but it's like it depends what you mean by that i think just pulling even like 5K is a lot. I was about to say like 10K concurrence has to be like kind of crazy on Twitch. Yeah, I'm averaging like 40,000 concurrent.

I think Nick gets like 50 to 60. XQ gets like 70. So every time you go live, you got like 40,000 people. Yeah, but I'll peak around 50, though, every night. Got it. Yeah. That really shows not to my own, our guy Big Cat. He never streamed.

He never streamed. And I mean, what did he top out at, Paul? Do we know? He had 150,000 during the national championship. 150,000 concurrent. Wow. That's crazy. That's crazy.

That's fucking wild. That's like ninja prime Fortnite time. Yeah, it is. And it all came out in a weird Barstool story. He made up a fictional character, a head coach, called Coach Duggs. And he's like, I'm just going to play a college football schedule. There are no sports. And he was the University of Tennessee playing their schedule,

and it just caught fire. The character that he built was this big, fat, like traditional college football-looking guy. And then a real guy showed up that looked exactly like him and started, like, going to the college stadiums and we actually fucking hired the guy based on the fake character like this guy was what the like emoji looked like and now he's a real life human who works for us wow that's awesome that's crazy coach doug's yeah that So that was the fake guy.

Yeah. Can you see? And then that was the real guy that we didn't know existed until after he started this game. That's awesome. Pretty fucking wild. He was put on this earth for that. All right. I think that's it. We got one more.

One more. Oh, all right. One more. One more. One more. One more. One more. One more.

One more. One more. One more. One more. One more. One more. You're moving into some of these guys. All of them. All of them. Oh, they're all in with some of these guys. All of them.

All of them? They're all my roommates. Yup. You're moving in with Mike? Yeah, I'm about to live with Mike. Mike and Lana broke up, so I'm about to live with them. Mike's a Barstool super fan. Oh, yeah.

Mike is the one who told me to do this. Oh, all right. Good. Yeah, no. He's a good dude. He's from my neck of the woods. I love Mike. Mike is literally like my fucking dad. I love that motherfucker. Him and Banks are like my stepdads. this all right yeah no he he's a good dude he's from my neck of the woods no i love mike mike is like literally like my fucking dad i love that motherfucker him and banks like my stepdads i got

no idea who banks is and i don't know i know banks banks is cool i fuck with yeah is he a boston guy yeah he is yeah oh yes yes wow you're gonna get my shit together so look truth be told i've already had sex with all three of them so right if you're if you're like not moving in that makes did mike get dumped what happened with that uh they broke up you got to look it up they broke up over like gta roleplay by the way that's what i stream right now so they broke up over that shit basically he was talking to girls in gtrp and like lana got mad but there's something bigger to it you know something we don't know but you might as well just have been talking in chinese he was talking in gta role he was basically talking to girls over grand theft auto like

while he was streaming or something yeah okay so aiden has a big grand theft auto server i don't know if you want to talk about it but like travis plays on it, and there's a few other guys. But Mike was on that, and then he was flirting with another girl, and I guess that probably just led to relationship issues. Yeah, so I got a big server. Trav, Shaq, basically all Cactus Shaq dudes are in there. We have Young Thug joining. We have Drake joining. Nav plays it.

You probably don't know these rappers, Dave. Hey, we got million dollars worth of games. I know Josh. Yeah, I know. I mean, Nav and Drake from The Six, so... I know Drake. Yeah. So they're all going to be joining in the weekend, because Cash is the manager. He wants to join.

So nah, bro. I have to run a big server, and basically, he was just talking to a girl in it And wanted to go mad Jeez Damn That's like So fucking

This world now It's like what happened In a relationship Talking to a fucking girl On GTA GTA We don't want to create Any roommate drama

Before you guys move in But Aiden You gotta answer the question You have to do Fuck, marry, kill for that Alright you know what Straight up I'll tell you right now I'm marrying Banks But Aiden, you got to answer the question. You have to do fuck, marry, kill for that. All right. You know what?

Straight up. I'll tell you right now. I'm marrying Banks. Right. Oh, I can't do this. Oh, fuck. You know what? Mike, Mike.

You got to murder one. Got to kill someone. You know what? I'm fucking Mike and I'm killing Rice. I'm sorry, Rice. I love you, but... Rest in peace. Wow. I'll fuck him in heaven.

It's big. All right. That's perfect. I appreciate it coming on. Check out the streams. You got a million. Anything else, guys? No, I think that's it.

Yeah, thanks for coming on. Awesome. Worlds collide. I love it. Thanks, man. The show brought to you by SteveMadden.com. BFFs appreciates everything they do. Hopefully, all the BFF fans are getting involved here.

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Okay. TikTok headlines. Last night, I was already asleep. Josh, you texted me. I want to have Bryce on to talk about the fight. What's going on? Bryce Hall, Austin McBroom, who I don't really know, but they're going to have. This is official, right?

Is this with you guys? Is this Triller? I don't know if this is a Triller fight or who's putting it on, but Bryce definitely took the, I mean, he posted a story screenshot of the contract, and it was $5 million to fight Austin. Guaranteed. Yeah, guaranteed. Who's paying him?

You've got to wonder, who is funding this shit? Yeah, who's sponsoring it? Who's paying him? You've got to wonder, like, who is funding this shit? Yeah, who's sponsoring it? Who's paying for this shit? So we can talk, like, business out loud, Josh, because I know I've wanted to talk to you. So we, and I always take credit for everything, right? That's like people like, oh, Dave says he invented this word, that. I've been doing it for so long. I honestly think we helped spark this celebrity boxing.

And there's different celebrity boxing, but we own Rough and Round. We own a boxing company. And before Logan and the Pauls were involved, like Jake Paul, we were talking before they were fought. Like, hey, we have this boxing you should do. So we're early to it. But we never really went the celebrity route. We just got, like, rednecks and funny fights and things like that. The first time we did it was our last fight with Jose Canseco.

And we had, like, 140,000 pay-per-views, the most we've ever had. So people put asses in seats. So we've been talking. It's like, you know we should collab with josh because he knows all and i think there was some confusion whether you i meant we should find tiktokers because like all right i think josh might be down to fight though oh oh definitely down you're down to fight yeah who would you how much money would you need i mean a lot i like i when we talked about fights before i think it was like two million minimum and how much of it like do these guys does bryce and austin actually have beef or is this just uh i don't know b Bryce has been throwing shots.

He does not fuck with the guy. There's no way that they're like... This guy's a bad guy. He's been canceled for being a shitty guy. He cheats on his wife, and he's creepy towards his daughter in some videos. Yeah, guys creepy towards his daughter? Yeah, people make...

He's an iffy guy. Yeah, people make – It's just like – He's an iffy guy. It's like he's like flying to Miami and like hiring strippers and prostitutes and shit while his wife is back home raising his kid. And then he goes back home to profit off his kids and his wife by filming videos of them. So it's like – Yeah, help Bryce honestly. Yeah, so I mean, off the –

It's just like a not good dude alert. Really big bad guy alert. I consider you – you're like my guy, Josh, on marketing. Do you think this is going to be a huge fight? I think Bryce has the ability to make the fight huge, yeah. Would you pay – if it's you would you pay how much does did he in the contract to say how much austin is getting are they both getting five million i heard they're both getting about that that's that's what i've heard which is a crazy budget

for this fight like they got so that's that's the question like would you And we like Paul came in He's like would you pay That much for these guys I'm like I don't know I'd have to do the math Canseco we did 140,000 So how many pay-per-views Would we have to do

Do we have a math guy We'd have to do what Like 500,000 Depends on what you want to charge Say it's 30 bucks a fight Okay because what was Logan Paul's Or Jake Paul's fight

I don't know how much it cost Was it like 50 His was crazy yeah I don't know how much it cost. Was it like 50? His was crazy, yeah. I don't think it was cheap. Because if you can build the controversy, it pays for itself. There's obviously a risk. I think Bryce is kind of fail-proof.

You know, like he's going to put asses in seats. Well, the thing about Bryce is like he's going to – everyone's going to know about the fight. He's going to make sure everyone knows about the fight, right? Like, he's going to – everyone's going to know about the fight. He's going to make sure everyone knows about the fight, right? So then at that point, it's just going to be like, are people going to care enough about the Austin versus Bryce part of it? Like, they're going to know about it, just are they going to care enough to watch it? That's true.

Which fight would you rather see, this one or Jake Paul and I'm going to have to converse the crypto guy? Oh, definitely this Bryce fight. See, I would much rather see the Jake Paul and I'm going to forget versus the crypto guy. Oh, definitely this Bryce fight. See, I would much rather see the Jake Paul fight because there's an element Jake Paul has crossed. I don't know how good he is, and he's fighting the guy who got knocked out, but he's a UFC Ben Askren who's a legit fighter like Dana White. I don't know if you saw that clip. Dana White said he put a million dollars on Ben Askren to beat,

and then Jake Paul's like, let's make it double or nothing which in hindsight made no sense it's just making a two million dollar bet but like there's an element of talent here the bryce versus austin it's i don't know what to expect i'm not overly into that one but you don't know what so rough and rowdy is usually 20. You'd have to do $250,000 just to get to $5 million. So you'd have to do like 600,000 pay-per-views to make money. I think if it was two TikTokers fighting, then you could easily do that. Like if it was Josh versus Bryce, you could make crazy money off of that. Well, I mean, Bryce and I, if we would have gone into a fight, let's say the whole beef actually turned into something real and we did a boxing match. That, now that's –

But you could have worked it. You could have been like, hey, let's just fucking play this up and make fucking a – I mean, to make $5 million in 15 minutes, 20 minutes of work is insane. It's crazy. Because essentially you don't have to train, right? If it's guaranteed, you can do nothing. It doesn't matter. Ken Seiko fell down in eight seconds, never got hit, and didn't get up.

He made over a million dollars. Insane. Which sucked. Sucked. I was so excited for that fight. So anyways, all the people listening to BFFs right now are going to be like, what are they talking about? It's like, well, I want to talk to Josh.

Get you with us, rough and rowdy. You get a cut and you help. We just need to find the people, and then you don't have to get punched in the face, and we can make a lot of money. So it is a crazy thing right now. You know what's crazy is I actually i walk into jayden's room the other day this guy has i carly on we'll just ignore that but guy has i carly on first thing it says in the episode is how they're starting a social media boxing league this is

an i carly think about that for a second. That's crazy. Whoever was like, someone stole that idea from iCarly. Someone should have just watched iCarly. They could have just had so many amazing ideas. Millions of dollars of ideas. iCarly started it all. For real. So your, your, Larray wants to fight you? That's on it, but you don't want to fight him, correct?

Okay. I'm not saying, I'm not going to go out there and say Larray wants to fight you, but you don't want to fight him, correct? Okay. I'm not going to go out there and say LeRae wants to fight me. I'm pretty sure me and LeRae are friends. What I got was a text from Kareem from the BFFs team. Sends me a picture of LeRae. Or not even, doesn't even. Just says, hey, would you want to do rough and rowdy? LeRae wants to fight you.

Or something like that. And I'm like, what's that about? Should we make him shut? LeRae wants to fight you or something like that. And I'm like, what's that about? And I'm like, no, no, no. I got a text. We have the text messages. LeRae's team reached out asking if he would fight Josh for a seven figure paycheck. Like, look, it's all here. I mean, so, yeah, he texts me about fighting him.

And then he said, like, his team reached out and asked. And I said, LeRae who? Because I was like, it can't be the LeRae I'm thinking about. I was like, that's not – that doesn't make sense. And then it was the LeRae I was thinking about. He sent me a picture, and I was like, oh, yeah. So would you if he wanted to? Just to –

I feel like – LeRae's gay? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So would you if he wanted to? Larray's gay? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I heard Josh's answer. He's right. And this is nothing against one of our best athletes at Barstool Sports, Gay Pat, fought in rough and rowdy, won.

And he's like, he would beat me too. But it's tough to be a straight guy and go in the ring and lose. Like, if you beat a gay guy, it's like, oh, you beat a gay guy. If you lose to a gay guy, you lost to the gay guy. I'm not saying it's right, but it's a no-win situation as the straight guy. Yeah, you are right. That's just a fact. Yeah.

It's a tough position to be in because I don't want to be like, I feel like then I'm technically wrong for saying I won't fight him. Right. No, people can jump on that either way. But it's honestly – and if you guys are friends – call me crazy. I need fights. I don't get interested in watching friends fight. Unless it's like the heavyweight champion in the world. They're both unbelievably good.

It's like, okay, who's the best? But if it's just two people, that to me feels like I'm getting robbed. Like I don't want to see two people actually like each other. Yeah. Yeah, like how am I supposed to really – and like the insult game, the back and forth before, like that's so a part of it. And you're always going to be on the edge of saying something. If I'm like dissing them that people are just going to like take it the wrong way, they're going to be like – Total.

You're homophobic. If I'm dissing them that people are just going to take it the wrong way, they're going to be like, Total, you're homophobic. Because actually in real boxing, in real UFC and shit like that, they can say whatever they want. And for whatever reason, it is in the vacuum of the fight world. It never makes out. That would not happen with the TikTok world. It's canceled. No, no, no.

I've watched clips of some of the stuff that the UFC box. They're just talking to each no. It's canceled. No, no, no, no, no, no. I've watched clips of some of the stuff that, like, the UFC box. They're, like, just, like, talking to each other. It's wild. Conor McGregor has said, like, the most brutal shit in the world to Habib. Have you heard, like, the Tyson one? When Tyson's, like, yelling at the guy that he's going to literally, like. Yeah, he's going to eat his children. Yeah, I've just heard some from Tyson, and I'm like, wow, man, that's...

Tyson, he did it to a... He called another guy gay and then said he was going to fuck him right after that. Jesus. He, to a female journalist, asked him a question. He's like, I only answer if I fornicate with you first. He said it in public to a room full of people. He's like, I only answer if i fuck you first that's crazy and it's just like oh that's boxing and if josh ever said it canceled career right there's nothing

right they're fighters uh i have a question josh would you ever box uh jackson mahomes you know what's so funny dave you know how many people came up to me when I was in New Jersey with the shop right in the Annie Energy and talked about Jackson Mahomes? Like so many people were asking me about like fighting him or like signing a picture of me and you shirtless. And they were like, yo, can you say like, fuck you, Jackson Mahomo on it? And I was like, yeah, right. That was New York. How long were you here for? I was only really there for probably a day

like i would say a day i flew in and it was like 1 a.m when i got in because my flight got delayed so then i pretty much went to bed woke up had the whole day there slept there and then left the next morning gotcha um speaking of there's very few videos that i see where I'm like drinking my coffee just spit it out this video we're gonna show I I watched it I didn't have any context I spit my drink out I'm like what is this I can't believe he's look yeah it gave you a little little so let's let's show Josh and Bryce at a ShopRite. Have you seen this? Yeah. The silent one?

Oh, my God. Is this one just like they were just doing this without? Uncomfortably. Somebody films it from the side. Let's play it. Yeah, yeah. This video. Oh, no.

This video. To open this with no context so cringe it's so bad without like so the girl like sent it she's like this is your boy like you better talk about this on bffs i was i sat in stunned silence for like 10 i'm like what that girl just wanted clout i mean that's what that girl did let's let's just cut shit. She knew that if she just videoed us it would get a lot of likes. But after that. Did you guys have AirPods in? No, no, no. The audio

I don't know how her phone didn't pick up the audio. The audio was just like blaring out. It was just filmed on the phone. Like I could hear it. I don't get how she couldn't hear it. It came out so weird. But it was like the old ass trend that we did to out so weird but it was like it was like

the old ass trend that uh we did to still softish it was like the dance we were like it was a really weird music video i don't know if you've ever seen the still softish music video but so yeah we were like oh it's kind of like nostalgic you know our energy drink in a store let's do a little throw back so then we like threw on the distracted the little was it a commercial like what what we like was that being filmed for commercial you guys like there's a tiktok from the front do you do you have that cream the actual one this is the this is the real one right here this is what it was supposed to be see that's the real one It's not as awkward Still awkward

Just not as awkward No it's still Pretty fucking awkward Because you're in a shop right You got a gang You're in a shop right Well no you got a So

Still softish Is about a man's Penis Cause he leaked it Right So it's like That's the joke We were like making fun

And like Humping the air Or whatever In the original diss track So we're like that's the joke we were like making fun and like humping the air whatever in the original diss track so we're like bringing back the dance because it's like really old it's like a year old now and we were like oh look our energy drinks in the stores it's like you know look at all this hard work we've done so then we did like an old tribute throwback but you're but you're still energy drink and ShopRite humping the air. I get that. It's like an old video.

So that was just to go viral then? Yeah, no, 100%. So how many people were watching you when you did this? Maybe like 50, I don't know, 25. So you guys just climbed up. You're just like, hey, let's climb up on this energy drink. I was like, yeah, Bryce, why don't we just do the still soft dish on top of the cases? Did you have any embarrassment doing it?

Or were you like, no, this is killing? I don't really. I feel like to be a TikToker, you can't really get embarrassed. Kind of goes against each other. If you get embarrassed, you're probably not making it out as a TikToker. Let's be for real. You know how long I was just made fun of in school for? That's true

Do you still get affected by that? No It's the shop right factor It's like being like the little sale sign And like the groceries And then it's like Did workers get you out? And I get it's the commercial.

That to me – I was like – I was so like I'm taking it back. And by the way, I do shit all the time. And Paul has been with me enough like I don't like when I have to do it. It's like I'm going to make an ass out of myself right now. Right. And then you – I get it. You like put it aside. Some of it's for the like – you got to get the views or like you got to get –

You put it aside. But still in the show – Like that really shitty dance you made that girl film for you one time. Remember, aside but still in the show that like really shitty dance you made that girl film for you one time remember day correct it takes just like that yes and i go into a different world it's like oh my god i'm just gonna do it dave's leaving the building entertainer dave's coming but still the shop right wow i mean we were so we went to one shop right we filmed that we were on the cases and then we go to the next shop right because were so we went to one shop right we filmed that we were on the cases and then we go to the next shop right because we went to two anyways we get to the other one 500 people are

outside just like waiting to get in to get annie so we were just like out there like shotgunning on top of like this like table in front of the shop right there's like this group of 500 people all shotgun and drinks it was crazy felt like like a frat party i've been there um getting energy drinks yeah no not good i probably shotgun like a heart attack drinks in like the span of an hour did you get a lot bff stuff i feel like oh there were a ton more here than there's so many people that were talking about bffs um okay so i saw that that was like iFFs. Okay. So I saw that. That was, like I said, that – it took my breath away. I literally couldn't press send.

I'm like, we need this, we need this, we need this. Bryce versus Quinn. We know Quinn. We had her on the show. She hates Bryce. Yeah, you see their Twitter beef a little bit? Yeah, and Bryce is watching us because he hit her up with the – so basically – Yeah, he is. Yeah, Quinn was mad that Little Nas X did something with Bryce, and they go back and forth.

And Bryce tweeted, if you have to repeatedly call yourself a comedian, you are the farthest from it. That was from our pod, I believe, when she was continually saying it. I like this beef. I mean, I like Quinn. I like – well, I don't know. We're civil now, Brycece so not not much to it do you guys have any more thoughts on that one no i think it's kind of funny i wonder if like if if they actually met up with each other if they would you know what's crazy is we filmed we filmed laray's music video for like his diss track he did it was called

canceled or whatever and me and bryce were sitting right beside or right like in front of quinn or something like that and i didn't know her at the time right so i thought i recognized her and i was like is that the girl that always gives us like hell of fucking shit for partying and like because this was like really old sweat when we were going out all the time i was like is this that is that that girl is that the girl making fun of bryce all the time and then i was like nah can't girl? Is that the girl making fun of Bryce all the time? And then I was like, nah, can't be, because she's not saying anything. She's not looking at us. She's just sitting there. She's not saying anything. I was like, can't be her.

It was her. Cut to the chase. It was her. Bryce was like, yeah. But no, they always keep coming back and forth. It's funny, because Bryce was like, she'll never say anything to me in person. She'll never say anything to me in person. I don't think either of them would. I always, if I see somebody that I've talked shit, I always lead off like, yo, I've talked a ton of shit about you.

And it generally breaks the ice, but it's better than ignoring. It's like, yeah, I've said horrible. I feel like being silent is just way worse. It just makes it like. Makes you both look like weird. A little bit just like kindergarten. Yeah, like high school. That's makes it like makes you both look like like weird. A little bit just like like kindergarten. Yeah.

Like high school. That's what I had to do with when I saw a couple weeks ago Odell Beck. I kill Odell Beckham. Like I've been killing him for years.

It's like he can't win. I saw him in Miami and like oh I trashed you nonstop. He was fine with it. Like as well I think people get more upset if it's just you pretend

you're best friends without well if you go up imagine how many times he's heard someone go up to them and be like, I'm your biggest fan. I'm your biggest fan. And then they couldn't name fucking the last team he played against. You know what I'm saying? So it's like for someone to go up to him and be like, yo, I talk mad shit about you on a daily basis.

He's probably like, all right, fair enough. I respect it. Lauren Kettering from Not A Contest House. I'm a little bit leery of this. Accused of dog abuse. I consider myself like all-time dog guy. Me too. I haven't seen this.

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So you're good. You can hear us now. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Apologize. All right. So welcome, Tim Dillon, to BFFs. You basically invited yourself on, I think. This is my goal.

I've done every big podcast in America except this. I've tried to get into the Sway House. Being 36 and overweight, I've faced a lot of discrimination in the TikTok community. Very few people are interested in my wisdom. So I love this podcast. I do watch it. I watch all the online beefs and the people that are feuding. And I just always want to get on it.

I've never gotten on. And I've called CAA, my worthless agents, and they go, pitch a movie or whatever. And I go, just get me on fucking BFFs, please. And we'll be done. First of all, are you in like a holiday inn right now? I was just about to say, you've got to be in a backdrop ever. This is the worst backdrop, but it's a hotel called the Don Cesar in St. Petersburg, Florida. It's a nice hotel, but it's Florida.

It's nice. It's not a holiday inn. What do you call it? The drape looks like trash. Yeah, that's what I was you call it? The rape looks like trash. Yeah. Nursing home. All right. Yeah.

These drapes have seen things. The only thing I'll say about that, what you just said of being 36 and overweight and discriminated against the, I mean, I'm 43 and I'm a host with jaw. So I don't know that that, but you're in shape and a multi, multi, multimillionaire. And here's what I've learned about America.

If you're a multi, multi, multimillionaire and you're in better shape, it is a better run. Okay, fair. Now, you – now, I've heard you – I've never – no, we spoke once. And I heard you – I've gotten mixed reviews on, like, whether you took a shot at me. I don't really think you did. I've never. No, we spoke once. And I heard you. I've gotten mixed reviews on whether you took a shot at me. I don't really think you did. I didn't. No, I don't think you did either. So just to give Josh.

I was asked. I had a guy who's no longer here. But he's like, hey, will you do Theo Vaughn's podcast? I'm like, sure, I'll do it. I showed up to the Theo Vaughn podcast. It just wasn't his podcast. So it came on. I was like, where's Theo? And they're like, well. So it came on. I was like, where's Theo?

And they're like, well, he's not here. I was like, that's weird. But it was a totally different podcast. So I didn't care. I was just confused. No, it's funny because I just thought Brendan Schaub was lying because Brendan lies a lot. So I thought Brendan had just made something up

because Brendan's like, oh, we have Port Noriad. It's going to be great. I'm like, he knows it's us. He goes, yeah, he's really excited about it. So he's just making things up. So that's all I was talking about on my show is how hilarious, because you were like, what the fuck is going on? You're like, why am I talking to these two idiots?

But it was fun. It was a good conversation. But you seemed a little pissed up front. You were like, wait a minute, hold on. I don't quite get it and i don't blame you i was more i was probably pissed but not like i love brandon so if he has to go on his part i go on two seconds but when you have a guy your guy telling you what you're doing he just tells you a totally different show it's like bro what how do you fuck that up it

just had nothing to do with it no we like we like barstool a lot. And I love what you did with the small businesses. Like, that was really cool. And I thought that, like, the media should have. I do blame you for losing $1,800 on an AMC stock. And, I mean, that's just my own personal thing. But, and I, you know, you and Chamath are my moral enemies. But as far as Barstool, we love it, and we love what you guys did for all those small businesses and shit

that the government didn't care about. I appreciate that. You also made fun of Josh. So we have that clip, right? And we saw that. It didn't make fun of me a lot, actually. I love Josh. Well, Josh is, you know,

if you can't make fun of a good looking 19 year old billionaire who can you make fun of right see see even even good looking 19 year old billionaires face discrimination that's very true they have to you guys someone's gotta knock you down you know exactly every day i find out josh owns three more companies like every day i go on twitter and it's like business insider insider whatever it's called now is like uh josh uh josh richards now owns 10 of just cats you know like if you buy a cat in america josh richards on 10 of it he owns 10 of like basketballs he's got a new energy drink he's a part investor in the starbucks egg bite whatever it is it's like michael gruen has

turned these kids into and it's amazing like the notifications i get it'll be like would you like to hear a conversation between bryce hall and warren buffett i'm like i guess so i don't know what the hell's going on i saw you talked about that clip let's play the clip of you making fun by the way i i'm very curious after this on your... I'm choking. On your Gruen take. Yes. I said, when can we do a fake war with Syria?

And we're just bombing the shit out of Syria. No one really knows why. I think it's because the Bitcoin story is over. I think that's literally what happened like amc stock tanked i lost 18 hunch the next time i see dave portnoy i'm gonna lunge at him when he's reviewing a pizza and bite his fucking neck one bite only he won't have me on that podcast with that TikToker. I've tried to get on like multiple times. No.

He won't have me on BFFs with him and the child that they discuss. Have you watched that? He does his thing. He says whatever he says. And then the kid goes like this. The kid's like, yeah. The response to everything Dave says. Dave's like, business is like this.

The kid's like, yeah, that's fire. I had dinner with that kid. We all went out to dinner, and that kid came to dinner. And I was sitting there, and literally we're all deciding on the appetizers. And he's like sitting there, and he's like. And I go, what do you want to eat? And he goes, the calamari is fire i was like okay does your crowd have any fucking clue who josh or i like that guy in the middle that's it that

guy in the middle doesn't know who we are right are they just laughing because the way you tell your story or because they know the guy in the middle knows they we you dave of course i think even josh a lot of people know i think maybe six months ago no but i think there's people that are really online that are kind of i think they know like if i make a joke about the domelio sisters or something everybody knows who it is like nobody's like like, you know, we're six months or a year ago. Nobody would know. But like I think pretty much people are Bryce Hall trends on Twitter

all the time. Like people know if they're obviously there's a certain amount of people that don't know. Right. But I think a lot of people know what's funny about that dinner is Gruen was like no appetizers. And then when the appetizers came, he was all over them. He was like, no, I'm good. Hey, I'm good on the appetizers. And then when the appetizers came, he was all over them. He was like, no, I'm good.

Hey, I'm good on the appetizers. Thanks. And then when they came, he was like double fisting truffle pizzas and calamari. But as far as the Gruen take, he's a fascinating Batman villain. I think like he's amazing. He's one of the most interesting people I've ever met. I think within five minutes of meeting him, I turn to the guy who does my pizza. He's one of the most interesting people I've ever met. I think within five minutes of meeting him, I turn to the guy who does my pizza reviews, Frank.

I'm like, that's the most obnoxious dude I've ever met in my life. Now I know him better. It takes a while to figure out. And we talk about, is he just all talk? And he's not. He's just an interesting cat. He's an interesting dude. How did that dinner come up that you guys were together michael gruen just i don't know what happened but michael gruen

just set up a call with me out of nowhere we had never spoken it just appears in people's life man it's it's just like it happens it's a magic thing he comes when he's needed that's just how it works whenever you need him in his life you won't even know it but he'll be he's needed. That's just how it works. Whenever you need him in his life, you won't even know it, but he'll be. He's a character from a movie and he just kind of set up a call with me and then told me to move to Austin and he listed all these really persuasive reasons. And I did it. Like I actually moved to my operation, my podcast down to Austin. And I said, he called me out of nowhere and just kind of gave me this weird pitch that L.A. was kind of collapsing and that Miami and Austin were going to be these these new cities. And I found it interesting enough to say, hey, let me take a year or two and see what a cheaper

state is, you know. And but then, you know, we're on this app called Clubhouse and we're doing you know, he does these rooms on Clubhouse. We kind of bullshit late at night and he's very funny. And I'm a comedian and I have a pretty good judge of humor. He's very abrasive and he's obnoxious. And everything you said about him, Dave, is true. He's like he's pushy, but he's very smart. And I think if you're very smart to me, you can be abrasive and obnoxious. And I'll listen to you as long as

you're not full of shit and he's not full of shit he's very very intelligent he's just an interesting character i don't know where he came from i can't i know that he has a family but i can't imagine that i can't imagine he was raised from a baby i can't imagine that a mother and father fed him i imagine he came like the penguin in batman like he just emerged you know from like a river uh talking about nfts like i feel like that's who he is and he just stalks the night he's like the one guy batman doesn't want to fuck with like that's the one guy it's the one fight where batman goes you know what i gotta be honest. I don't want to do it today. Like, let me do it Thursday. He's an amazing character.

He's 22, but he could be 70. And he could also just be a figment of my imagination. I don't even know if he's real. He's just, he's an amazing character. He's like, you know, like Wonder Woman. Have you seen Wonder Woman? When, like, the bad guy is whispering thoughts into other people and swaying what they do and then he just disappears. That's kind when, like, the bad guy is whispering thoughts into other people and swaying what they do and he just disappears?

That's kind of like Gruen. I swear to God, if Gruen and I talk for more than a minute, it ends up in, like, a full-fledged fight. It's like you fucking suck. Bro, I don't know how many times I've heard Dave and Oracle are just in deep. He irks you really badly. Yeah, no, he butt heads all the time, but I don't hate him. But it's like he just drives me insane. I can't I can't get my mind around him.

He's an interesting, interesting cat. So he's the one who convinced you to move to Austin. Yeah, dude, I'm not kidding. He literally called. You didn't know who he was. And you're like, hey, oh, this random guys tell me to go to Austin. My bags. You didn't know who he was and you're like, hey, oh, this random guy is telling me to go to Austin. I knew he owned this house of 12-year-olds that were making all this money. Like that's all I knew about him.

All I knew is that he owned the Sway House, which again, I just started laughing. Like the head guy looked like him, which I love. Like I love that the head guy looks like a mafia boss from Staten Island, and he just tells these kids to go shake their ass in a stairwell and then tells them how he's going to, I don't know, get them a sponsorship with a protein powder. It was so L.A. to me. It was so amazing. You had this big kind of New York character at Craig's

just throwing fistfuls of calamari down his throat and then telling Griffin Johnson he needs to do more sit-ups.ups it was perfect that was my favorite part when i first met him it is a boy band vibe when i was at the white house and then you'll have crew and sitting and but if you remember this josh when we first met he just was obsessed with ordering like shake shack or some or just like ordering anything like wanting to get food so badly yeah yeah he did he's like are we gonna eat we're gonna eat and then he'd look be like oh that guy's gross that look at that girl she's not pretty it's like dude have you looked at the mirror like what are we talking about here so that was like when i met him originally holy fuck yeah that's what's amazing

i just i i love that he will say anything like he got in a fight with whitney cummings on clubhouse and he was like listen you old bitch he'll say anything and by the way he'll own it when i i says like dude you're gross he's like no shit i'm gross like so that's what then i'm like okay i liked it i exactly he has me totally always like kind of off balance but how many people do that's what i respect about him. As a comedian, we love people, I think, that are honest almost to a fault because that's what comedy is. It's like we're saying shit we shouldn't say that we just say, hey, we're going to say this because this is how we feel at the moment.

It doesn't mean we're right or wrong, but it's just that's what Gruen seems to me to be, a guy who just says whatever comes into his head and like he does own it you know i love that he's like to me that he was in a war he's in wars with like these children it's the funniest thing in the world to me that he's in a maybe he was in a fight with josh's girlfriend at one time or whatever it is like to me it's funny to me because i forget he's young To me, it's funny. Because I forget he's young. I forget Gruen's 22. He doesn't provide for a 22-year-old.

He feels like a man who's been divorced multiple times. Or if the sun hits him, he'll melt like a penguin or something. Just strange. Speaking of comedy, a question I just had of it, because you're definitely the stand up. Are you in the in the climate we're in? It's something I've dealt with a lot. Are you careful about certain subjects that you won't touch now?

I am. Are you? Well, I don't think I'm careful per se about subjects, but we're very careful about social media. Like we're very careful about how we title something on YouTube or we're very careful about words we might use in an algorithm. But like, I think in context of a podcast or a standup routine, or even a video that we might make, I'm not as worried about topics, but I am very worried about people being able to dismiss something by looking at a title or, um, you know, the way that we clip something. So it is in our head because we want to make sure that like we stay relevant and we stay in, you know, for lack of like a better term. It's like the algorithm or whatever. Like so we're conscious of that.

But I think the opportunity for guys like me now is to go into those topics and be funny enough that we can talk about them. I think that's the whole game is like if we're funny enough about something, we can talk about them. I think that's the whole game. If we're funny enough about something, we can talk about it. And our goal is never for anyone to ever be mad. That's what people don't realize, that when you're on stage or when you put anything out there, the worst reaction you could ever have is an audience go like, hey, man, what? What the fuck? Like, no one wants that.

Everybody wants somebody to laugh and go, that's really funny. Even the people whom the joke is at their expense, you know, and there's jokes always at someone's expense. I joke around about myself. Sometimes it's at my expense, but like, you know, when you joke around about somebody, if you're good enough at it, they shouldn't be mad. Like I, I make fun of Jake Paul all the time when I go on Rogan and Jake Paul loves it. And he'll text me and go, that was so funny because he gets that. It's funny. Like when he had the whole gun thing, I was like, I want Jake Paul to have more guns. You know, I think that, you know, L.A. is going to collapse and the only people left are going to be like tick tockers. I want, you know, Addison Rae to be walking around with a machete. And if you get it, you get it right. So if you like I said,

I want the D'Amelio sisters to just be stockpiling m16s or but it's goofy it's silly and stupid and like most people get it most people are not hopefully not like mad about it yeah but that shit's like safe like that no one's gonna i'm talking like i i example i generally will live tweet the end of The Bachelor, the first and last episode. I just live tweet it. I make jokes. I think it entertains me to no end. I watched last night.

It was racially motivated. There's a lot of different things going on. I just stopped tweeting because even if I think I have something funny, it's an area that I've learned I'm not going to wade into because the thought of offending certain people, it's not worth it. There's enough people who don't like me. Even if what you said, which I believe has been one of the things I've said in my 20 years of doing this, I only have tried to make people laugh. That is really what I've tried to do. If you want to say something I've said is off color or not right, everyone's entitled to that, but there's nobody who can ever look at the things

that I've said. The intent was to make people laugh. It didn't hit. There's enough people who don't like me now, and in the world we're in, if I say it, it's out the door. It will cause major problems for advertisers, the brand, everything.

So I guess that was like. Go ahead. Sorry. The example is like I have a joke about trans people that I haven't done in a while because I put it on a Netflix special and it was like, you know, it was about trans people in the military. And then I said a trans Navy SEAL was on CNN. And I was like, that's an interesting person because that's a kid that grows up and says, you know, I don't know what I am, but I know that I'm a killer. You know, like, you know, that's like, it was a joke where it was like, I don't know what bathroom I'm going to use, but when I leave, I know I'm going to murder somebody. I'm like, what an interesting kid to raise, you know? And that joke was funny enough that when I did it, uh, it, it, it, people

were like, go, they got it. It's not about trans people. Right. I mean, yeah, I'm not going to do blackface unless there's a really good reason. Like there's certain things I'm not going to do. Like there's certain things where I'm like, um, but pretty much, you know, in terms of topics, I'm not really afraid of a topic, but I'm afraid of like somebody being able to, and not even afraid, but like what but I'm afraid of like somebody being able to not even afraid. But like what people are able to do now is like take a few things you said out of context. So if I do a five minute rant on my podcast and you clip 20 seconds of it and go, look at this. And then but in that there's it's clearly a joke.

It's clearly ironic or sarcastic or something. And people in bad faith take that out of context. The great thing about it is that there is that chunk of thing there that I can just put out and go, hey, guys, listen to the full context of this. I'm not as worried about that stuff. But I mean, I'm worried about social media. I'm worried about like, you know, somebody looking at something, those 20 seconds going, going oh that's not good and then just go and get out of here or whatever i mean that concerns me i mean dave i think we've had our fair share of people taking clips from the pod and putting like 10 seconds of it on social media

and then everyone being like they're such evil people bffs is the bad guys and then everyone that watches our podcast though is like this is the best podcast in the fucking world great now the only difference is where the ones are the ones clipping it so it's like our media guys no but tiktok room does it like assholes but tiktok room does it themselves though too there's a couple shade rooms that true themselves they'll like grab just like whatever they want take the like 10 second clip you're thrown around by the way tim like oh josh is a billionaire i'm making all this money 20 000 people five bucks a month that's your money that yeah so you're you're rolling in it despite the curtain yeah no i mean the hotel is nice the hotel is not really google don cesar

it's an iconic hotel in st pete beach the i don't love the reno they did, but they didn't ask me. You literally look like you're in a casino. There's four dead bodies. You're going to walk in wrapped in those sheets. In this hotel. There's four dead bodies. There's four dead hookers in this room right now, and Michael Boo is in the bathroom washing blood off his hands.

Other than that, it's a lovely hotel. The breakfast is great. They just brought this hotel. This looks nothing like your hotel. Oh, my. I'm at right now. This is exactly the hotel. I'm a hard time believing it. What are you in the janitor closet?

Like, you got to be the Don Cesar. It's a nice hotel. I'm telling you. All right. But, yeah, we're doing well. We're in the top 10 podcast on patreon and like i think we're one of the top comedy podcasts there i think with it's certainly the top one with one person hosting it um yeah it's it's been really good so it's just you when you say where it's just you

it's just me and my producer my producer is on screen and you know i primarily talk for the hour but he'll you know he talks sometimes and will giggle. Got it. That makes sense. I mean, that's big numbers. So when did you blow up? I know at times we talked about bringing your podcast here. You're way past that.

When did all this happen for you, or is this a stupid question? No, I think Joe Rogan has been the biggest help, to be very honest. Is he not like me? I, I, I don't think he dislikes you. Why do you think that? Cause it's the number one question that I,

people ask, like go on Joe. I'm not going to ask to go on a podcast. I, it's like, I I'm sure he's at some level aware. And if he wanted me on the podcast, he would ask,

but I get asked all the time. Like you, it's just there's been no communication. The point, sometimes I think I must have done something that he doesn't like. He was talking to small businesses. He was like, oh, that's great. So I think he likes you. He's such a busy guy, and I know this seems like a weird cop-out, but the guy is busy on a level, just the physical regimen,

the amount of time he works out, and then the amount of podcasts he does, the amount of stuff he works out and then the amount of podcasts he does the amount of stuff he reads the amount of stand up he does he's a dad he's a husband it's like you're really like taking out the violin I'm not that offended that you had to fucking do a put a scroll down and read all his shit I was just asking why they didn't like me

um I don't know I think if you want to go on you should ask him you don't you don't know. I think if you want to go on, you should ask him. You don't ask to go on. Well, you did, I guess. I was going to be like, that's so fucking humiliating to ask to go on. No, he reached out to me, but then I don't think it's humiliating to ask. Well, you did it. You asked your way on here, so obviously you did.

And this is the greatest. This is the highlight of my career. That's why I asked to be on, because this is the best artistic experience I've ever had. I think you should ask to do the things that you want to do in life. And you're an entrepreneur. You've asked for things and received them. I don't know that I've ever asked to – I'm sure I have. I thought Dave was about to say I've never asked for something.

In the beginning where you've asked people to come on your stuff you've only asked people to like debate you you're like hey then I'll be on your show yeah if somebody trashes me I always want the opportunity to like respond or but not really being a guest I was just curious more so I mean I don't

I don't know that would do it he's been a big help he had me on like you know seven or eight times it's like that's the biggest platform a comedian will get really in the world. And so that I think is I'm extremely grateful to him for that. Yeah, that makes sense. Can I see this? He did a Call Her Daddy audition. I thought I was – I wanted – I really was upset again that I was not considered.

Listen, I couldn't – that's a show that we theoretically own, and I can't get myself on that show if I want to get on that show. It's like she does what she wants. I thought I was. Hi, this is my audition for Call Her Daddy, the podcast. How are you bunch of cum buckets doing? One of our readers writes, hey guys, love you. How long should I know a guy before I let him cum in my ass?

And the answer is as long as it takes him to get hard and fuck you in the ass. I think it's so important to vote. If you are not hot, literally get raped. Literally, that's how you're going to get invited to parties. Just grease that hole up and let them do it. Pep boy style. Oh my God. So we're doing blowjob classes right now.

It's so important that you know how to suck a cock, you stupid whore. This is an average cock with like Pyrenees disease, which means it curves up. A lot of guys' cocks curve up. Take this off. The mic is another cock. So picture there's one cock getting ready to go, and then you have one cock right now. So now this is like another cock.

It's just hitting you in the back of the head. Okay? So you have three cocks at once. Three cocks, and this is how you play. Oh, whoa. This is what your pussy should look like after you've been fucked. And then you, like, fucking throw it out. You get another one.

I loved Call Her Daddy. I watched every episode of Call Her Daddy. That's how I learned how to suck off my uncle. Dave Portnoy, I don't care what you do. You want to throw me down a flight of stairs? That's fine. You know what's going to happen at the bottom of that flight of stairs?

I'm going to come. I don't even care if my neck's broken. I'm just going to come. Daddy gang! So that was my, I tried, and again, nothing. Not an email, not a call, not a meeting. It's fairly accurate, but it's, yeah, no. You're not going to get a call on that.

Listen, they do their own thing. We've had internal fights here. We've had videos of our people making fun of them. They do their own thing. Alex fucking does her – I don't – she does what she wants, when she wants, how she wants. They don't want your bad for their brand. That's very true. Yeah.

They don't want guys that look like you being like wearing call her daddy merch if she saw you walking down the street with a call her daddy hat she would take it off your head and burn it like that she's like oh you're bad for the brand so yeah well i i mean i respect what they do i think it's important art and i want to be involved that's all as a collaborator, as somebody that, you know, it's, I think, an important show, and I think it moves society forward. And I don't say that about a lot of things,

but that show, Call Her Daddy, to me, will be looked at years later as one of the greatest contributions to thought in the 21st century. That's my opinion. It's not... I think you're being a little facetious but i will say i think couldn't tell if he's being sarcastic no he's being fucking sarcastic

but when this is done when this is done that shows revolutionary if you write like the history of podcasts yes it call her daddy will be on it and it's's changed a lot of, I guess like there's almost, there's not too many podcasts in my mind that have spawned like a vertical of pocket that has like those girls who do, it's like the sex podcast. Everyone wants to be the next color. Yeah. And she,

she's brilliant, but that was a very accurate representation of. I tried. I tried. Good. It was very good. You guys got anything else do we want to go

see this next video see what I mean Tim I got a question how many or like do you think a comedian has to continuously

tell people they're a comedian no I tweeted retweeted Bryce the other day because I thought he he had a point right

got a kind of a point I don't know who he's talking about. I was just wondering. It's a girl, Quinn. She was on the pod last week. Yeah. Yeah. And who is she?

TikTok. She seems like a study of the TikTok world. I'm surprised you don't know this girl. I only know the top people. I'm not trying to fuck with low-rent TikTok losers. She doesn't fuck with the TikTok lames. You can't throw that. We asked her.

She's pretty big. Is she a comedian? Yeah. I think she's funny. I'm going to say I know she's not. I've never seen anything she's ever done. You liked her. Yeah.

She cracks eggs with her vagina. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Well, watch out, George Carlin. It made you smile though. That's almost a laugh.

Yeah. I mean, listen. I don't know. I don't know. I'm sure she's great. I'd love to collab. We could crack eggs with our vaginas together. No, she actually – she is – like that was – she's great. I'd love to collab. We could crack eggs with our vaginas together. No, she actually is.

She is funny. DM me and we'll collaborate, please. We'll crack eggs on Call Your Daddy with our vaginas. Wait, I have a question for Tim. Do you think it would be bad if Josh boxed a gay guy? We were talking about this before. The gay guy would look like me? No, but if it was like a twink gay guy and josh won but josh is a

small kid too i don't know i there's no sympathy for people like me uh you would have to buy if it was like a like a frail bird like gay dude and josh beat him up i won't i don't care but i don't know maybe people will be mad what kind of gay dude are we talking? Larray? Another TikToker? I don't know if you know him. A black gay guy if Josh beat him up? I mean, I don't know. Take that L, Josh. Take that L.

I just like go in the ring and just get beat. I don't know. I think it'll be fine. I don't think it's... Why are we going to box him What are you going to box? For charity or to launch a new product? Because everyone's making bank.

Celebrity boxing, that's why. Celebrity boxing. Okay, yeah. I mean, hey, man, if the money's there, I think Barstool Pat boxed a dude and won. How long have you – so you know you're like – how long have you been been a Barstool guy for? I know all the Barstool guys. Not all of them, but a lot of them I know. You know, KFC and Big Cat

and all those guys. I pay attention to what's going on with media. I used to make fun of Saturdays for the boys because I had so many friends in Long Island that would put that on their profile Saturdays for the boys. I'm like, no, Saturdays are for finding a job. You don't have a job. You live with your mother. You don't get a weekend for the boys.

You know, you should be raising your child. But I became conscious of it. I like kind of the sensibility of Barstool that you guys are just trying to be funny, a little irreverent. And I think you need that in the media world right now because everybody takes himself way too seriously i'd agree with that so let's go to this next we can all get our reactions i'm a huge fucking dog guy as i was saying so lauren kettering from not a content house accused of dog abuse um and we got the video and the question is do we think this dog abuse i hate watching this shit my guess is it bad. Okay, let's watch it then. But people really think it's dog abuse.

Yeah, they're freaking out. Rocky. Rocky. Rocky. Rocky. Rocky. Rocky. Rocky. Rocky. Good thing we came home. Rocky.

Rocky. Yeah, I mean, I'm like real softy when it comes to dogs. So that went on a little too long for my taste. Right, right. Like, I mean, you could have taken it. I heard it comes to dogs. So that went on a little too long for my taste. Right, right. I mean, you could have taken it. I heard it breathing pretty heavy. Maybe a picture and then take it off. It's like funny when your dog does it, but then

you get off as opposed to... But again, anything, I'm a dog guy. I feel like what, Tim, I feel like you're going to be comedian and say something, whatever. Say what you want. I was a little uncomfortable with how long it went on but i thought it was going to be much worse than that right when i hear dog abuse i'm thinking like

someone's like really beating a dog usually also i thought she was like gonna blow a dog or something oh yeah well that happened here's what lauren kettering said all i'm gonna say is this is there is actual animal abuse that occurs and my situation does not reflect it. This is actually a huge issue so maybe we should focus the attention on situations where it actually happens. Dogs need to be helped and rescued.

I appreciate all the positive comments that understand the situation. I know that no way was I trying or would ever harm our dog. So, I mean, you gotta be pretty... you don't have a good sense and i've done idiotic things i've posted but to watch that be like it just went on too long but whatever yeah yeah i don't think she meant to hurt the dog i agree no i don't think she meant to bring in tiktok drama another creator accuses brie of talking shit about her on TikTok.

So let's see what we got. Jeez. And by the way, I got squashed though. If you're like, I'm fucking sick of these guys and want to hang up, you can do that at any point. I'm very curious about Brie and I want to get involved.

All right, let's do it. I need to tell you guys a reason why I hate New York City. And I love New York City, but it's a love-hate relationship. So everyone here, especially the girls, think that they are so above everyone. They think that they are so different and like cool. I don't know. And they shit on people that are like basic.

Like I was out last night and this girl was making fun of another girl for wearing leggings. She was like, that's so basic. Like i haven't shopped retail in like five years like you do you know how stupid no like i would agree with her but like that's oddly specific to a video i've just made like you know when you see things and you don't want to directly at the person so you kind of extrapolate and you make up a whole story just so you can actually be passive as fuck to them like you make up a story so that you can low-key shit on them, but you're not shitting on them. I feel like a lot of people regret moving here over L.A. sometimes. And then she brought Barstool into it.

So then she tried— Wait, wait, who is this person? Yeah, who is this? This is a girl that's, like, up and coming on TikTok. She has gained, like, 500,000 followers in the past two months. She's kind of blowing up. I don't even know what you made fun of. I watched her rant.

I don't even know what her math is. She didn't post a whole video. So I was making fun of girls who say, I don't shop retail. I don't shop retail anymore. Like making fun of people that don't thrift because they think they're cool because they thrift. So I posted that. She thought I was talking about her. More days? I don't thrift because they think they're cool because they thrift. So I posted that. She thought I was talking about her. More days?

I don't know. So stupid. And then she said she started saying I was misogynistic for working for you. They brought up your stupid joke that you made that always gets tied into me somehow. Which one is that? The one that went viral on TikTok. And then just try to like destroy Barstool and say that we're all shitty people. And then she made a huge apology video

and was like, I was actually wrong. Barstool is not shitty. I used that to attack you because I was offended by what you said. Oh, so she apologized to us, but still went after you. So did she just have her, like, really, she just had like her own beef with herself

and then figured it out, it seems like. Yeah, it brought me into it for nothing. She's trying to say I made a whole fake story to make fun of her. That's like crazy. She like made a video. Before she came after you? I've seen her on my For You page.

I didn't follow her. No. So we have the video. We have the video that she thinks she copied. Like she thinks Brie made this up. Tell me if you think that Brie copied it. I haven't bought a pair of jeans retail in almost four years. A girl was making fun of another

girl for wearing leggings she was like that's so basic like i haven't shopped retail in like five years is that even related what is boiling y'all my like airy sun is itching to come out like first off like i doubt anybody's ever said that i've never heard a new york city bitch try to diss somebody like that if anything they'll just be like nah no's ever said that. I've never heard a New York City bitch try to diss somebody like that. If anything, they'll just be like, nah, nah. Nobody ever says that to other people here. I don't know where the fuck you are. And we should celebrate people who consciously object from shopping retail,

whose closet isn't solely fast fashion because it is so detrimental to the environment. And if you read me saying I don't shop retail as being- This moment is tedious. Yeah. This is tedious. Yeah. Watching it tedious i i i get gay or watching it's so it's it's a very it's a weird i said that i would get i i can't say what you just said without being a major thing well he's gay he gets a pass am i wrong but Oh, you're gay? Yeah, he can say that. Alright, never mind. Carry on. But am I wrong? She's tedious, right?

It was dragged on. It was crazy and her whole fan's attacking me. Sitting across the table from her and having dinner every night, you would kill yourself. That's the reality. She apologized to me. What is this like?

Did we know this retail thing was a thing? That's the reality. What is this like? Did you, and this may be two other guys, like, did we know this retail thing was a thing? I didn't really know this was a thing. Can't shop retail anymore. It's bad for the environment. I don't know. That whole thing seemed crazy.

I like, it's TikTok. It's crazy. The cancel culture is crazy. You can get canceled for anything. Well, TikTok takes everything literally. Yeah.

And personally, and everyone is so sensitive. It feels like TikTok's on its way. It feels like it's on its way. I don't want to say on its way out, but it feels like it's like at the height of the pandemic, it's like the hottest thing. Now it feels like it's cooling off. Do you feel that, Josh, or am I wrong?

No, I talked about this last week. I don't know what it was on, but I talked about it. I was saying how TikTok isn't mainstream. It's not getting that mainstream attention anymore. It used to get every day all you got was TikTok, TikTok, TikTok, everywhere you looked, right? If you were on Twitter news, any social media news,

if you were on Tube Filter, if you were on Forbes, it was just TikTok everywhere. And now it's just like people aren't talking about it as much in the mainstream so it's just becoming it's like gonna like find its place among all the other social media I think platforms and it's just gonna like sit there like Instagram sits or like Snapchat sits. Do you think Clubhouse gets big

Portnoy do you go on Clubhouse? I haven't been on Clubhouse people have explained Clubhouse to me I don't fucking get Clubhouse we're doing Clubhouse here I don't fucking get it it seems like something I can do without having Clubhouse to me I don't fucking get Clubhouse We're doing Clubhouse here I don't fucking get it It seems like something I can do without Having Clubhouse

What Like if I want to go Fucking Talk to people There's 9000 things What does Clubhouse do That's different Than anything else

You can allow them To speak to you So it's kind of like A live podcast But I can't do that on Zoom The listener But you can't have You can't have not Like you can't have Like 4000 people live podcast. But I can't do that on Zoom. The listener. But you can't have like 4,000 people in your Zoom. Yeah.

You can't? And you can choose who gets to speak. So like people raise their hand and they can talk to you. I thought you didn't see anybody. It's like voice, audio only. Okay, so I can choose to let people speak. Then how do I see them raising their hand? It's like a little emoji thing.

Yeah. Emoji. It is actually fun. I was on the same page, Fuck Clubhouse. I don't understand what it is. I saw Fuck. I just didn't get it. I know we're using it here. I'm also like leery to help them. It's like

what am I bringing them all these users? what do i get out of it except helping them yeah no i saw that that made me sweat a little bit when elon went on my oh he's on there i better get my ass in gear but i don't you know he went on once or twice i think he went on twice i brought joe on once joe went on once and joe's like i don't get him and just will never go on again again so do you get anything out of it I have like what 40,000 followers on there I just goof around

to me in my career I'm like hey man if it gets someone over to my podcast or it sells tickets or it's no negative to me and I get bored sometimes late at night I'm you know just fucking around I could go on this app and talk to people or watch

michael gruen abuse someone or whatever i mean it's just kind of like goofy but it's getting a little old a little you know it does run its course where it's like the novelty's over we're like okay we get it so do you when you go on is the primary reason you're using it to allow some because like i you go on instagram live i can can – if I want to go talk to people, I can talk to all – two million people on my Instagram Live. And I actually can let people into it as well. Yes. So to me, Clubhouse is like I – there's all these room titles. You title a room and obviously there's people talking about investments and Bitcoin and there's people talking about whatever cultural representation, whatever.

I try to title rooms very ridiculously funny rooms. Like, you know, should women be allowed to own Bitcoin? It was one of my rooms or like how to be a cancer influencer or whatever. And then just, I just, you know, we just try to have fun on there and be goofy and silly. And I think that a lot of people like that because there's a lot of like serious networking shit going on. And then I'll just come on and go, all right, we're just going to be ridiculous now. And people are kind of into that too like i brought david spade on he had no idea what it was

and we trade he's like a boomer we're trying to explain to him like how to download an app oh my profile pick is uh it's me and you shirtless actually because i think i made my clubhouse like right near it was pretty close to the side of the pod oh i thought you said hit you and tim i was like what my profile pick is you and dave shirtless as well on clubhouse it's all three of you shirtless on clubhouse is my profile pick oh no no that's it was just me and dave so i'm gonna date myself i know paul probably it sounds like aol like instant messenger like the aol chat rooms back in the day where they you'd see like titles of rooms and you could go in and like chat with people

it would be like it's kind of like a dumbed down platform like it's not pretending to be an expert in everything yeah yeah so let's just it's like where all the LinkedIn douchebags can go and chat to each other that's that's like the platform

think about it like that so everyone that thinks that they're the best at something. It's kind of like Tim's fake business shit on Clubhouse. So when you go on Clubhouse, on the right or something, there's a million rooms, and you can just go like, oh, I want to join this one or join that one.

And you'll be like talking about the biometrics of some shit. Who gives a fuck? Something like that. And then there'll be like all these rooms listed, bunch of different people in them. You'll usually see like a couple of like the top people

that are in each of the rooms and you can go join if you like know any of them. So, I mean, this podcast and why I got involved in TikTok was to reach a new audience that I feel I was reaching

through any of our existing. Is Clubhouse, like does Clubhouse have that? Like I haven't gotten that vibe reach a new audience that i feel i was reaching through any of our existing is clubhouse like does clubhouse have that like i haven't gotten that vibe like no right it's not new audiences you're reaching people you could reach anyway which i guess like the thing that's interesting to me about clubhouse is there's a lot of people i might not necessarily meet like from the venture capitalist world or the tech world i they know of me and my comedy and i probably know of them or their companies but like i've never had interactions with those people uh and as a you know as somebody who just is interested in things and people it's fun to meet people and i you know i'm now i've off app conversations with a lot of people on that app

grew and nominated me for the app um and it's just kind of uh it's it's interesting but i think like everything else it's we're kind of in an economy right now it's like the boredom economy we're like it's like when things when everything's all open and we're all kind of back to doing what we're doing does anyone we're gonna want to go on clubhouse instead of like going and hanging out with your friends or something i don't know like why would you i don't know why would you listen to clubhouse over like a podcast or something while you're cleaning the dish you know what i mean like there's so many different there's different angles and clubhouse is like losing its value not losing its value because i i see the value of like a business creator like the

new social media influencer that's like really business focused or intellectual but like clubhouse the first attraction was it was so limited who was on it no one was on the app so it was like you only could get this app with invites so then it was all these like really important people you're meeting like the top venture capitalists you're meeting the best founders you're meeting like all these ceos and so like you couldn't really get into clubhouse or a room unless you were somebody so it was like a great networking app almost and that's like what the whole buzz around clubhouse was at the start and what got it big but then now it's like if everyone can have it everybody can have it yeah yeah and so i didn't realize that it's like an exclusive like dating site like it kind of yeah you think

it's gonna be interesting when you're when your aunt is on clubhouse talking about q anon it's like okay that's it's over that's why i still don't have the blue check mark on tiktok when i wanted the blue on on twitter when i wanted the blue check mark it was like exclusive i stormed into twitter headquarters demanded it they wouldn't give it to me we actually got escorted out by the police and now everybody gets it i don't want it so that's like if anyone you know similar thing. Interesting. That's the ticker.

I didn't really get that. I'm glad you brought that up. Any, I think that's about it. I think we've run our course with you. Well, listen, man, this is. We're done with you, man. This was my goal. I've reached it. Your life goal.

What's next? Do you have a next one? Is it like, what's, is there. What's the next life goal? Don't say core, daddy. No, it's not. it's not goal, Daddy. No, I got to be honest. This is the pinnacle.

What's left to do? I've done Rogan like eight times. Like, this is it. No, I'm dead serious. So you're just like, what, end your life after this or something? I mean, let's not get hysterical, Josh. That's a bit extreme. Well, you said this is the pinnacle.

You said this is the pinnacle. Are you moving to Texas? Do you already live there? I live in Austin right now, yeah. Okay. But I'm on the road so much. It's like, you know, I move around a lot. I get bored.

I go to LA. I go to Florida. I go wherever. But no, thank you for letting me realize a dream. I'm glad we could have a dream maker. You know what's funny? The move to Austin is a funny story. I haven't told it yet, and you guys may be.

It's not that funny. But I did an interview about the Barstool Fund. It was like a follow-up, and it's the New York Post, and they're asking about New York bouncing back. I just – I'm moving slowly. I'm going to establish residency in Florida for a lot of the same reasons you said. But the reporter – I just bought the house, and it's like so over fucking price because the market's ridiculous there. Fucked in Miami. It's like everything I could have bought like six months ago for one one billionth of what it is

fine whatever i finally came to grips that i'm getting fucked the reporter's like hey i hear everyone's moving from florida back to new york like property values are like plummeting now in miami and florida that's great for new york right? And I'm sitting here. I just closed on this place in Miami. And I don't want to trash New York because, like, the Barstool Fund is bouncing back. So I was trying to answer it. I think property is still going to be okay in Miami. It was a tough spot to be in right after that. But same as you.

It's like the taxes, everything, warm weather. Much money. It's too much money. And they got if they want people to come back to their cities, which they need people to come back, they got to figure out how people can can live there and not be just completely decimated with these taxes and get less and less for it. Like L.A., you get less and less for it in terms of like the industries that are there, even even like the the the natural environment.

I mean, it's on fire half the year. So, I mean, it's like a bad it's a bad investment. Yeah, I think New York will bounce back because it's just the city. Hopefully, like I think quickly, like I think once people are allowed to go out fully and things like that, restaurants, it's a very vibrant city. I don't think Austin and Miami become New York and L.A. With all due respect, I don't believe that will ever happen. And I think the people that are saying that are crazy. But I think what will happen is New York and L.A. come back. Those are still the banner cities in the country.

I'd agree. I'd agree with that. Well, thank you for coming on. Thank you guys. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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Thank you. Thanks a lot, guys. Dude, 20,000 sign-ups at $5? He makes $180,000 a month or something like that. That's great money, dude. Yep. And a subscription model. It's great money, dude. Yep. And a subscription model. It's like it just is always there.

Do we have questions today? Yeah, I do have a couple questions. They're a little crazy. I don't know what that means. Is there any way I can make my sex life more spontaneous and seem like a part of a routine with my boyfriend? For you two. Spontaneous is important, I would say. Spontaneous is important. I would say spontaneous.

What did you say? Gaz earlier was spice it up in the sack. That those are two ops spontaneous and part of a routine are the opposite. So it seems less like a part of a routine. Well, I mean like, it's just like, how do you spice it up? Yeah.

How do you spice it up? Right. Maybe like change the location. Maybe just like... Yeah, how do you spice it up? Right. Maybe, like, change the location. Maybe just, like, do it in random places, you know? Porn. Porn? I wouldn't say... Watch porn?

I don't know. Mix porn and watch porn and shit like that. I don't know. Like, have your boyfriend come home and there's just porn playing. Bang, spiced up. Okay. I mean, that is spiced up. That's one way to spice it up.

If I walk back and my girl was just playing porn, I guess I'm like, oh, this is different. That's true. That's true. That is true. Okay. Okay, this one. I have zero attraction for my boyfriend anymore, but I still love him. Do I tell him to see if we can work it out or should I just break up with him?

That's pretty obvious, right? I feel like that's just a a ride to cheating i feel like this is just like the slow like stay with someone you're not attracted to yeah that's tough that's tough i think you gotta this is like keeping keeping a horse alive that all their legs are broken it's it's just fucking cruel yeah that's sad i say break up okay last one i'm talking to a d1 athlete but keep getting mixed signals from him. When we are together, he is great, but I keep hearing rumors from him being with other girls. What do I do? He's fucking everybody.

He's a D1 athlete. He's fucking everybody. He's a D1 athlete. He's at the pinnacle. He's at the hype of his life. He's fucking everyone he sees. Fucking everybody. The rumors are true.

They're not rumors. They're facts. They either live with it or don't, but don't be like, oh my God. No. He's fucking everyone he sees. Fucking everybody. The rumors are true. Yeah, even the rumors. They're not rumors. They're facts. They either live with it or don't, but don't be like, oh my God. No, he's fucking everyone. Yeah, what do you expect? He's a D1 athlete. That's it for questions. All right.

That's the episode.