BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - ANITTA PLAYS SMASH OR PASS- BFFs S2 Ep 12
Episode Date: March 27, 2025On today's episode, the BFFs are live from DC to discuss this week's most viral headlines. Brianna and Josh are then joined by international sensation, ANITTA!! Anitta shares stories, indulges in a g...ame of smash or pass, and even helps us start a few rumors Subscribe to the podcast now: https://barstool.link/3m4Q0Fq Check out the BFFs Social Media Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bffspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BFFsPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bffspod Follow Josh Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/joshrichards/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joshrichards?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/JoshRichards Follow Brianna Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/briannalapaglia/?hl=en TikTiok: https://www.tiktok.com/@briannachickenfry?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/bchickenfry?lang=en Check out Barstool Sports for more: http://www.barstoolsports.comYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod
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All right.
Are we good to go?
Yup.
Okay.
It's kind of weird like this.
What do you mean?
I don't know.
We're just in chairs.
I know, but I feel like you should be up there.
Oh, like across from you.
Yeah.
Are you exhausted?
Yeah, dude.
I just took a red eye.
Oh, you did? Yeah. I just I just took a red eye. Oh, you did?
Yeah, I just got here.
When did you get in?
I got in at 8 in the morning.
Oh wow, you can tell.
Yeah, where my eyes is like completely bloodshot.
Completely bloodshot? I thought you hit a dinger before you got here.
A zinger? What's it called when you smoke?
A dinger? Like a home run?
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Yes.
I guess I kind of took it all didn't I?
You did. Well let's get into that.
Let's go.
Did you see all the monuments when you were driving in this morning?
Uh no I was asleep.
In the car?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Alright.
In 35 minutes. I have to wear shorts because my, so I went to Florida before this
and I left my suitcase open because I was like,
I'm gonna need my suitcase to be open
and I accidentally shut my door
where the kitty litter box was in my room
because I had a party so I kept it in my room.
But I locked my cat out.
My cat decided to pee in my suitcase,
but of course I didn't know this yet
and I zipped up my suitcase and I went to Florida and all of my Washington DC
clothes have cat pee on them. Wait who? What? Who asked? Okay wow all right you know what?
It stinks though Jay. No yeah I'm sure so now you're gonna wear shorts when we go
and interview a senator or you're gonna smell like cat piss
I don't know which is better
Not the cat. I could go to I know that's really bad
Cap is also can't wear this I could just go to the mall
Yeah, it seems like you know
The choice is probable choice. Yeah. Yeah, that's the one you should go with you want to go to the mall with me after this
Oh, not today. No I'm gonna need someone go to the mall with me after this oh not today no I'm gonna need someone go to the mall
with me I'm gonna need to nap all right no you have to stay awake we only have
four days in DC we have to get everything worth apart what's that song
by Robin Shrabatsky let's all go to the mall today how does it go oh exactly
let's go to the mall oh my god I was ridiculously close it was the
exact same lyric so you want to go to the mall today no no no I was just
quoting a fellow Canadian got me excited for no reason but that's fine are you
nervous to interview these senators um nervous isn't really the word I would use
I would say I I'm just I want the videos to come out well.
I don't want to come all the way out here and then we don't even get good footage.
I know. Should we explain to our viewers what we're doing?
Yeah guys. So we're, we're in Washington, DC to talk to some people about the TikTok bit,
but we're talking about people that are for and against it. Now I really wanted to come down here
and talk to like everybody that is against the band and be able to in like a daily show type of way,
go and do these like funny interview questions that aren't necessarily like gotcha questions
are definitely, you know, like playing with more like Gen Z versus kind of, you know,
the older generation and that like disconnect is more of where we want to go
with it, but everyone pretty much that is against the TikTok
band said no to having us interview.
Yeah, because they know that we would get up all in a grill.
Yeah. We'd be like, what's up?
Why do you hate TikTok? Why do you hate us?
This economy needs TikTok.
Yeah. Why are you old?
Why can't you control your farts?
You even know what demure means.
So it is going to be, it is going to be a little weird. Yeah. But I think it'll be good. So it is gonna be it is gonna be a little weird.
Yeah but I think it'll be good. I think it'll be fun. I just can't believe it's us two coming
to Washington to do this. It's funny. Yeah it's I'm gonna smell like cat piss. World's
World Government Summit and then you know Washington DC. Us for president? Yeah 2032.
Is that the next one? I can't count
What year is it?
2025 so it would be 2029?
2028
We can't, no no no but I was right
But I was right originally
I was right originally when I said 32
Because we're going to have to wait until 2032
to run. Why? Because we're going to be
old enough. I think they changed it
No no no, no, no
No, they did not change that they're gonna once we step in that motherfucking house tomorrow. They're gonna change it tomorrow
They will gonna pass a new bill
It's exciting. I think we have two presidents me and you
That's a cool rule if they could have we could have two presidents, right? Right?
I don't know if that really makes a lot of sense. Why because two minds are better than one
Not always have you ever heard the phrase too many cooks in the kitchen. Yes, but this isn't a chef show right?
I'm pretty sure that term is like a broad thing though. Yeah, it applies to a lot of metaphor one would say um
Yeah, maybe I think so yeah, is that what that is is that a metaphor? I don't know. I just hit a zinger. What's it called?
a binger a binger a binger a binger Josh if I if you were to come in here and you were like Brie hit a
Zinger with me a why can't I remember it a binger a binger a Briana binger if you were like Briana
Come hit a binger with me. You would see the life leave my eyes. You'd be horrified of me
I am so scary when I smoke weed then why do you do it? I don't oh
I'm just saying if I had to smoke a banger right now. It would be are you think it's like a lot of anxiety anxiety
I think that people are whispering behind my back. No one's back there
I would think someone's behind the curtain and I would think you hate me and I would think I'm breathing too loud right
Little schizophrenic. Yeah, that that's how I feel a little paranoid when I smoke weed. Yeah. Yeah, yeah happens beer though
Yeah, we can do that. Yeah, no no beers in Washington. We have to be on our best a game
Well, I'm probably gonna have like a beer too while I'm here. Okay, that's fun. I'll have a beer with you
All right, cool. I'm glad we got that out of the way me too
Just just wanted you to be the one to say it so I don't look like the alcoholic.
Well.
Well, my voice is gone.
Yeah, probably from drinking.
So we're right back where we started.
Yep. It was a fun weekend though.
What'd you get up to?
I went to Delray with a couple of my friends.
And have you ever been to Delray Beach?
Oh yeah, I think like once.
Hidden gem. Beautiful. Awesome. I'm actually gonna buy a condo there. It's gonna be my first property purchase
Oh my god looked into it my mom's gonna go in on it with me. She wants to she's like I have so much money saved
I'm like, let's do it mom. Let's have fun
It seems like a very just all of a sudden purchase
It is all of a sudden purchase, but I don't own anything and I'm moving to London in December. So I
Didn't tell you guys that
moving to London in December. So I didn't tell you guys that.
You're gonna move to London.
But thinking about it, Jay, yeah, I'm missing London a lot. It's
awesome there. I just kind of move to London. But why wouldn't you move to London?
Because the taxes are bad. They're the worst in the world.
Not if I have a condo in Florida. Well, I could pay
Florida taxes if I live there six months out of the year.
So you're gonna go six months Florida six months London. Pretty cool. I think
that would be awesome but this weekend was awesome and I had a blast off. It was
spring break which I didn't know it was spring break. Okay. I thought I was just
going to like visit my friends so it was absolutely crazy but a lot of BFF fans
out there. That's awesome. Yeah they were like dude we love the new show we miss, but we love you and Jay. I like to hear that. Yeah, it was a del rey people
Yeah, there were good people
What'd you get into this past weekend?
Not really anything exciting to bring onto the podcast. I don't want to bore the people with my boring weekend
You've been streaming your ass off. Yeah, but I didn't even get to stream this weekend, which also stinks
So more streaming coming soon, but I don't really do fun. I mean hanging out with my girlfriends. I was good time, but you know
Where is she she is at home? Why doesn't she come on things anymore? Well? She was supposed to go to the UK to go to that
Netflix show oh
Was she gonna do it? Yeah? Yeah? She was gonna do gonna do it. And then last second, the whole thing got canceled
or they overcasted or they like,
something weird happened so then she kind of got fucked.
Good thing I pulled out of it then.
Yeah, so, I mean, maybe not a bad thing
to have Netflix, oh you won't,
but it's kind of like too bad.
She was really stoked.
She had to like, she gets anxious about those things.
So she's been battling the anxiety of like going and feeling good about it all week long finally got through it
And then it's like super stoked about it telling all her friends calling her mom and then gets a call
24 hours before the flight not even like not even 24 hours before the flight gets a call and they're like yeah
Yeah, we made a mistake. Da da da da what yeah like plane tickets party booked hotel. Oh, that's great
Yeah, it was too bad. It's too gabby
I don't deserve you on the show. Anyway. Yeah, that's what I said season two would be bigger better. Yeah. Yeah, sorry gab's
I wish you were here though
Yeah, same should we get into our headlines? I think we should okay. You want to start with a big bang? Yeah
Drake Bell going on Josh peck's podcast. I saw a little clip of this like I saw their trailer
Yeah, how they're doing like they both came out already
Just the first part. Just the first part came out
This is big obviously because Drake and Josh haven't sat down together
Since what like 20 years since they filmed the show
Yeah
And there was like the whole falling out with them where Josh like didn't invite him to the wedding, obviously.
And then he came on the pod
and like didn't want to talk about Drake.
And then all this stuff came out with Drake
about him being like sexually abused and stuff.
So this is like, whoa.
And this is everyone's childhood.
Like, I don't know about you,
but Drake and Josh was my go-to show.
Oh, I remember coming home from school.
I would go to my friend's house
because I wasn't allowed to watch Drake and Josh when I was young because my mom was like I don't want you
to get any ideas but I'd go to my friend's house after school watch that
at his house for like 30 minutes to get an episode in then get back to my house
before my parents got home from school so I'd get like my Drake and Josh fixin on a
weekly basis but loved Drake and Josh I know know, but I, okay, so it is kind of weird
because there was this whole thing
before his documentary came out
that he was sexually abused.
He kind of got into trouble
where he was convicted of stuff with a minor
and then all this stuff came out.
So I don't know, the comments I've seen
are mixed reviews.
I think some people are forgetting about that,
which is like whatever. I don't know how comments I've seen are like mixed reviews. I think some people are forgetting about that which is like
Whatever. I don't know. I don't know how to really feel it. Like how do you feel about that?
Like I feel like a lot of people are forgetting about it. I mean, I don't I don't even really remember the situation
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Jared Drake Bell a former star of the Nickelodeon series, Drake and Josh, was sentenced on Monday to two years of probation after pleading guilty to two charges against him
relating to a girl he had met online and who attended one of his concerts in Cleveland
in 2017.
So he did plead guilty.
Okay, if I'm going to be honest, I didn't listen at all.
I completely zoned out.
I was thinking about sipping my drink really loud to irritate you, but I was like that is that a funny clip? Maybe that's not a funny clip
So then I put it back down and then I realized I didn't listen to anything. Okay, should we start over?
Maybe just just he's like guilty to two charges of child endangerment
Okay, so that's just that is something that happened before everything how did he endanger the child?
well, let's look he was charged with a felony and harmful to children.
He has a misdemeanor.
I don't know, it doesn't say why.
And he had 200 hours of community service in California,
was ordered no contact with the victim.
So he like basically took this girl out,
she was underage and her parents didn't know where she was.
Is what I'm gathering from this.
Okay. Okay.
So he went on the podcast. And they didn't talk about it at all
Oh, no, I don't think like he's really ever talked about it
Are they alluding to talking about this in the second episode that's gonna be dropped or no?
It's just the only reason I had brought it up is because when you open up the comment sections
Like the top comment is like don't forget that he pled guilty right, right?
So like I feel like it's worth mentioning but
I do want to talk about the episode a little so it is the first time that they sat down together for 20 years and
Drake says between the Amanda show where he met Josh and filming the pilot of Drake and Josh the investigation started
Against his abuser his abuser worked at the Amanda show. Did you watch the documentary?
No, it was like horrific like he was like
Did you watch the documentary? No.
It was like horrific.
Like he was like really being abused by this.
I heard and that's like, you know,
I obviously know everything through like clips
and everything I saw.
I almost was like, I don't know if I can,
that's so sad.
I don't know if I can sit down and watch that
for hours and hours.
And it was so sad because obviously
it wasn't just him being abused.
Like there was so many people.
And like all the stories coming forward
and like this guy was like, the guy that was abusing was like the like safe haven
like everyone loved him he talked to parents and he like always was alone
with the kids and they would like the parents would leave their children with
this man because he was supposed to be like the one watching them and then he
was the monster of all of it so pretty insane but when they did the pilot the
abuser hadn't been
arrested and the abuser came and visited the set during the pilot. Because the investigation was
ongoing, Drake had to pretend everything was normal. So Drake was very closed off to Josh.
And at the time, Josh just thought he didn't want to be friends, not realizing he was going
through the investigation and dealing with the abuse. So I feel like that might be where the
divide between them started. Yeah. I mean, it's, I don't know,
it's a tough situation when you're going through
something like that, right?
Especially on the show, and you go to court
and you see all these people who you work with
on the side of your abuser, sitting in court on his side,
all these probably powerful people,
if that's people casting you,
if that's people that are directing, if that's whoever.
You see all those people that you respect
and work with on the other side,
you don't even know who you're gonna trust anymore.
So it probably just becomes a twisted thing
with every single person you come into contact with
in the entertainment industry from that point forward.
Yeah, it would make you hate everyone
and not trust anyone.
Exactly.
And then Josh was like, Josh was like,
damn Drake just doesn't fuck with me anymore.
He doesn't like me.
Yeah.
But he had no idea what he was going through.
So he was probably like, fuck you.
And Drake was like, no,
I just can't tell you what I'm going through.
I'm excited for part two.
Yeah, I might have to give it a watch.
I saw one clip where he was, he started tearing up.
Drake started tearing up and he was talking about how
there was just magic in the show and their lines were so good and they were so right
They're like we can't just recreate we were magic. Yeah, we're magic buddy. They were no for sure
I mean that I feel like that show was like a lot of kids like babysitter in a way you'd come home
And you just watch Drake and Josh
So I wonder how much money they make off of that still we should have asked Josh that mmm
Like what are the residuals? Yeah
Because it got I know it got sold to I think Hulu for like streaming or is it on Netflix one of the other
I wonder how much money somewhere gets put in their pocket from that show
Oh, we did ask him that. Look at us.
Just don't remember. We made it to Google. Wow. Boom. How much
money does it make? Now, we're sight. We're sight. Like
people will like go and look stuff up and they'll be
sighting us. Sighting us. We are on. People always put us in
their shows too when we talk about them. We were on like
Summer House. We were on what the de milio show
Getting credits. We're at the White House. What the hell is happening? Look at us big moves from the BFFs
Okay, this is kind of random. But have you seen the Lollapalooza lineup?
It's way better than Coachella. Oh
Epic time the creator does do like Coachella every year. He's not doing it this year
Yeah, but I don't think that's necessarily a bad thing
No, but I'm gonna go but it is a cool list Tyler the Creator Luke Combs Olivia Rodrigo. I
Don't know. I don't know this Saturday people. Oh
But doji's on that everyone's on it Sabrina carpenter. He's looking at the small names Yeah, like everyone is there and Chicago was the best this we should go and just absolutely
You say ASAP Rocky you you listen to ASAP Rocky
I know that one song that I love and I play it every time when it finally gets warm out
I get in my car. I put it on and put the windows down
What is the song? No, no, what is it? What is it? It's the best No, no, no, no, no, you know this song. It's the song? Put the windows down. Um, what is the song? Yes. No, no, no. What is it? What is it? It's the best-
Fashionable?
No, no, no, no, no. You know this song. It's the best song ever.
I'm sure I do, but it seems like you don't.
Sundress.
I was gonna say, is it Sundress?
It's Sundress.
I just love him because he's married to the Queen of the World.
Right, no, I get that.
Riri?
I get that.
So, and he's the pretty motherfucker, the handsome motherfucker?
He is. He is a pretty motherfucker.
Yeah. Should we go? To Lollapal, should we go to Lollapalooza?
Where is Lollapalooza?
Chicago.
Cool.
You don't wanna go.
I think I've been to Lollapalooza before.
I went two years ago and it was the best time of my life.
I went, I think the last time Juice WRLD performed,
I went to Lollapalooza.
I didn't get to see him.
You didn't get to see him?
Why, you were there.
Had to leave. Why? were there had to leave why
Just ran into an issue with the people I was with not like like a physical or an emotional issue necessarily more like
More like a time of the month issue and then we had to leave the blood everywhere
Well, not everywhere just in one general area Wow
That's yes. Yeah, it was too bad.
It was too bad.
That's really a bummer.
It was too bad.
I would have just, I just would have free blood.
I was more in the vein of like, why not ask one of the million of Whitmans that are in
this park right now?
The Whitmans.
Yeah, there's millions of Whitmans.
Just like ask one of them.
I'm sure they have one in the purse, right?
Yeah. And just be like, hey. Oh, there would have been, there would have been one. And to me, that's sure they have one in the purse right? Yeah, and just play hey
No, there would have been there would and to me. That's not a weird question to ask right now like women wouldn't be like you
Know you're on your period like what no it's like. Oh, yes. I've got you girl. Yeah, it's like ah
camaraderie yeah
Millions of women's there with millions of women's well
I'm sorry that you had to leave Lollapalooza due to a bloody issue.
Talking about something that probably ran out of tampons, the astronauts got back after they were in space for nine months longer than they were supposed to be.
It was only supposed to be a ten day mission.
It was only supposed to be a ten day mission?
Yeah, dude.
They only had two tampons for that.
Not even maybe if you went on the time of the month
Oh my god, I thought like I thought it was like a month mission ten days to nine months is crazy
It's so long. Oh my gosh, so
incredibly long
They were turned from space after nine months with many health problems like weight loss
Weak muscles because of the lack of gravity increased risk of cancer and more
they will now have to go through intensive physical therapy, which is
Crazy and they didn't get pay anything extra. No, no extra money. That is fucking wild
What they don't get a settlement NASA does not gonna give them any money. That is so
Unbelievably fucked up. Yeah, they receive a regular 40-hour workweek salaries for nine months
Which is wild to me. This is what we're gonna talk work where we go into the house
What about these astronauts that is fucking crazy and they like literally look
Sorry deranged now like they look like they were up there for years like it is fucking crazy
I still want to know if they've had sex
Remember our big debate. Yeah, it was possible to even have sex. Yeah, I want I want to know if they even thought about it
Nine months is like a freaky long time. That's a baby in space. Yeah, what's just just you guys?
What do you do you have to run out of conversation?
Oh for sure by day three
What if they don't really even fuck with each other and that's the other worst part about this
They probably I mean by the end of it you have to be so trauma bonded
That they're probably gonna do dinner with each other once a week for every week for the rest of their lives
Mmm, or never see each other again.
It's one or the other.
Yeah. Yeah, there's no in between.
Gosh, that's really too bad.
They look like they like we're just in like some radioactive wave
in this photo on the bottom here. Holy cow.
Who would be your worst nightmare to be stuck in space with for nine months
besides me? Nine months in space, worst nightmare.
Like one of your friends, like someone that everyone would know, just nine months that
you would be like, I would go fucking crazy.
Ooh.
I mean, it might be hard to be in space for nine months with Bryce.
I was going to say maybe Bryce.
But there's like, the thing is, I think it would go back and forth between being deliriously hilarious and then like actually at the verge of
opening one of the windows or doors you know what I'm saying like it would float
that line every probably 35 minutes it would be entertaining though that's what
I mean yeah so like you wouldn't if you wanted to have nine months where you like, you know, shit was still somehow going on.
Maybe he's a good guy to bring up. True. Yeah. Oh, love that. What else do we got? Oh my gosh.
Sorority girl from UGA viral mugshot because she's dope. The UGA student was arrested on March 8th
for excessive speeding, which was a misdemeanor charge, which her lawyer was able to get dropped.
She leaned into the viral moment
and posted her favorite comments about her mugshot on
TikTok. I think it's hilarious. I don't know what all the hype is
about. Just took a mugshot and went on with my day. I love all
the comments poking fun at me saying she was on her way to
Lululemon or she must have had to pee really bad. She was just
speeding because she was late for a birthday party. I mean,
this went viral. I feel like it's not. Yeah, it was just like,
you know, class. Oh, the next one, she looks...
She got arrested again.
She got arrested again?
Not two weeks later.
What did she get arrested for?
She was taken into custody for obstruction of a law enforcement officer,
and loitering, prowling after she was arrested by campus police around 5.30am.
So she's kinda fuckin' crazy.
I mean, look at this second mugshot.
It's like this, there's nothing behind her. You think she's just blowed crazy. Yeah, I mean look at this second mugshot. It's like this
There's another behind her you think she's just blowed up those are like crazy eyes if I've ever seen them her blowouts fantastic
I want to know where she gets that time
That is a great blowout, but yeah, she seems kind of insane two mugshots is crazy. You know hard
I've been trying to get a mugshot. I mean she's she should have made a t-shirt
Number one and then like number two or one on the front one on the back
Yeah, you could go double-sided double-sided like a reversible or a reversible shirt
Inside outside right right right good for her. I want I wish you had a mugshot so bad when you got arrested
Yeah, I know that would be awesome. I'd wear the shirt well like I didn't really get arrested
But you were like around the people that got arrested right Yeah, but what they just like take mugshots of witnesses
Every dope they don't do that. No, they don't I did get I did get
At stagecoach one year. I did get
a ticket for
Whatever the drinking is underage drinking. Yeah, wasn't it wasn't it crazy because the guy was like undercover and you thought he was just oh my gosh
It was the wildest crazy. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think I've told the story, but I was with I was with a couple of my buddies and
I'm also there like with this girl that I've like started talking to at the time
and
so I'm trying to you know like
Show her this cool time cuz it's like my first time talking or like hanging out with her and I'm like going to
Stagecoach and we have this like sick Airbnb and we're there and so we're all drinking and this guy comes
And taps on my shoulder and I turn around
and he's like he's like
Hey, how old are you we're doing ID checks and I I'm like yeah, uh, hey, how old are you? We're doing ID checks. And I'm like, yeah, okay, buddy.
Like, I look at him and I look at his guys and they're all like,
they look like a group of dudes. They look like a group of dudes who, honestly, would go around fucking with people.
Yeah, didn't they? They were like dressed up in like, festival gear.
Yeah, exactly, and that's the whole idea, right?
And so, like, I'm assuming they're like, I don't even know why,
but I fully thought these guys were just like trying
To do a joke like going around and videoing. Yeah, I was like
Ha and turned around and they were like no for real and I turned back around and the guy just has his badge
Oh, and I was like, oh
Damn, he's like how old are you? I'm like
23 and I was 20 at the time
so I tried to like
Get away with this for the first like two minutes and Then as I'm like trying to like slyly hand my wallet to my sister because I'm like I don't have my wallet on me
I don't have my wallet on me
Um, I try to like slyly hand it behind the back and one of the guys I was standing on the side like sees it
He's like, what are you doing? I'm like, alright, I lied
No, I was like I lied and then they were like, okay, so we can either go like and you can walk with us
But we need to handcuff you know what I was like, I'll just walk with y'all
Like we don't need to do all this so then they handcuff me and then my team's like freaking out
So I'm getting handcuffed and then I like look back at the girl give her a little wink walk bad boys
I
For like the littlest thing ever and then like we're going the guys
like hey by the way like you you're a bar stool right and I was like yeah you
know me and he was like yeah and I was like dude what the fuck you could have
just let me off come on he was like god don't worry this will be quick and I was
like okay cool so we go through get the thing Gavin got taken too oh my god his
Gavin was also drinking Gavin got a photo
And you did it and they didn't take a photo of me. What the hell?
Maybe they were trying to protect you. Maybe they were trying to be nice
Yeah, maybe they're trying to be nice, but I was like damn so what you just had to pay a fine
Yeah, and then go back to you know, what was crazy
I like the guy was like there's gonna be so many fines that get booked through like this is where
Indio like Coachella like
They make so much money off their tickets. They probably have like a quota to hit those
Ridiculous like some people get brought back like four times. Oh, that's bizarre. I have to pay the ticket four different times like um, but
He like he was like when he was bringing me through he's like I've already brought that girl in twice today
Like he was like pointing out and telling me this stuff like he was actually kind of kind of a cool guy, but
Doing his job at the end of the day. Yeah, and they knew you were underage because they knew you so they were I can't get that
I don't yeah
But no they were like there's like a really big chance cuz this was like near the end
He was of the day. He was like there's been so many today yours might not even get processed like there's like a good chance
It doesn't mean I was like alright cool. I don't know whatever happened to it
Obviously my business manager's kind of do that, but nice flex. Yeah, that was that was the story of stagecoach
Well, hopefully this year well, I guess I can't happen anymore
overage now you're overage
It's just old and overage, but that's like great
It's funny when officers are like people kind of know you guys because that's like when we went to Vegas and we tried to
get Gabby into the club and they just googled her yeah and they were like
you're 20 she was like oh yeah true I'm like no the websites not always up to
date I'm not always trying to light up Gabby's already accepted to features
like yeah no I am 20 it says it on Wikipedia. I'm like Wikipedia is never true people
Never always can write on Wikipedia. Oh the good old underage days
That's been years since I could get one of those things
We have an Anita interview in this episode we do yeah, oh awesome. It's gonna be great. Yeah
Oh, it's a big switch up from what we just talked. Yeah
But it's a good interview it from what we just talked. Yeah, very big switch up, but it's a good interview. It is she's amazing Enjoy bye. Thanks
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Let's get into the interview.
What's up, guys?
Welcome back to another episode of BFFs.
We have a really, really special guest, one of the coolest,
biggest pop stars globally, Anita.
Thank you.
Hello.
Thank you for having me here.
Yeah, thank you for coming.
We were talking a little bit before this.
You're in for one day, then you're out to Miami,
then you're to Brazil, then it's Coachella.
Crazy.
Yes, it's a lot, right?
But then I'm off.
It's just vacations.
You're gonna chill.
Yeah, you have to take a little bit of a chill pill.
Coachella chill.
Yeah.
I know, before Coachella, I have a little bit of chill
because it's my birthday.
So my birthday week, I do a whole week of celebration. You're one
of the birthday girls. Whole week of celebrations. A lot of activities and trips and things. Okay,
what's planned for the birthday? So many things. So every birthday, every year, I don't know if
you guys know about that, the Sun Revolution. You notice that? So according to your the
astrology, the place that you spend your birthday is going to
tell you the tone of your year. So every year I choose what I
want for my year and according to that, which is the perfect
rising sign for me that year. So every year we choose where in
the world is going to be the perfect rising for what I want in that year.
And then I've been to... there was a birthday that I traveled 24 hours. I spent one day in Thailand.
And I came back 24 hours.
Yes, just because I had to be there at 8, 9 p.m. on my birthday birthday I had to be in Thailand.
Then I left, then another year I went to Amsterdam,
another year I went to the middle of Costa Rica.
Yeah, this year I'm gonna go to an island in Brazil.
You really follow it?
Yes.
Okay, so are you really into astrology?
Do you base a lot of things off of it?
Very, I know how to read the whole chart.
So this year I'm gonna do the celebration, Are you really into astrology? Do you base a lot of your life off of it? Very, I know how to read the whole chart.
So this year I'm gonna do the celebrations.
So I always do the celebrations before
and then I travel to wherever I need to go.
So I'm gonna do a spiritual ritual with my shaman one day
and I will have a chanting mantra singer
doing a concert in my house.
Then the other day I have a crazy party with drinks.
So we're going, you know, zero to a hundred like this. Is that when Larissa comes out and you put
Anita? Yeah, yeah. So I'm gonna do like, oh shanti shanti. The next day, boom, party. And the next day I
would do like, you know, when you're almost dead, but you see, it was so good the night before and you want to keep going.
Yeah, that's kind of what's going to be the next day.
And then I traveled to the place that I have to go.
Oh, my gosh. Wow.
We need to get better at birthdays.
Yeah, I feel like for my birthday, all I did was golf.
Yeah, I didn't. I don't do anything.
But really, what's your sign?
Aquarius. What's yours?
Gemini. Oh, wow.
I mean, they're strong signs.
Yeah. Wait, what do you OK? What do're strong signs. Yeah wait, what do you feel about
Gemini's and what do you feel about Aquarius's? I don't like Gemini's but for friendship, for
friendship it's cool. I just won't be trying to relate to have a relationship with a Gemini
but it's all good. Yeah. Maybe Gemini's don't want to have a relationship with me too. It's all good. And Aquarius is great. My dad is Aquarius.
Lucky you got off scot-free. Your dad is an Aquarius.
Aquarius is a great one to be.
I'm an Aries is what I'm talking about.
So what's the main trait of an Aries?
We're very like, proceeds. We know what we want. We say what we want. We're very like Preceased we know what we want okay. We say what we want. We're very like action
Let's go very real very liable
You can see a lot of that in your Netflix a movie that just came out
It's the Rissa behind Anita, which is so incredibly watch it. We both watch it last night. Yeah. Yeah, you like it
Yeah, I thought it was really cool. So what's are you?
Did a relationship develop with the the camera guy?
I felt like it was a whole love story
Pedro's love story
Yes, so there are many ways of watching this movie and that's what I like about it
You can watch it as a love story, which is cool, too
And that's what I like about it. You can watch it as a love story, which is cool, too
You can watch it as a fan that wants to know me and personally and get to know me better Or you can watch it the way I watch it personally and the way I it was my purpose on it
Which was to understand the self love
self-awareness
spirituality, I wanted the young people and teenagers that
grow up and they were born already with social media to understand that life is not exactly what
we think we are when we look at our screens or the TV and all. I think with the social media and the
television we look at other people and we think that life is perfect, this person doesn't suffer,
this person doesn't struggle.
If I'm rich, I'm never gonna have problems again.
I'm gonna be happy forever.
And I wanted to send the message that that's not true.
I was very poor.
I thought when I was rich,
I was gonna have the biggest happiness in the world.
And that's not what happens.
When we get a little money,
you think you need more money. And then when get a little money you think you need more money and then when you get more you think you need more and then
if you get famous you think you need to be more famous and then more and more and then
it becomes just never satisfied with things and happiness is a choice so that's the main
way that I look at this movie and that I made this movie for, for everyone to relate
in that way. I think all of us have personas that we put out for the people that we want
to be likable. And when we go home, we are inside of our house with ourselves. We know
that we behave differently. We feel a little different inside than we are putting out normally.
And I wanted everyone to see that we all have that
We all go through this and we need to make pieces between these both sides of us to feel the real happiness
Otherwise, we're gonna think the external things are gonna fulfill us. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
it seemed like in the in the dock there was a little bit of a
You had trouble sometimes you know
Detaching from Anita and just being like going to between the two of them
Do you feel like you've found a better work-life balance now in like yes?
It's more solidified or is there still times you struggle yes
I think I did a big separation between these two people that it's actually me.
The way I built Anita was because, so I have another series on Netflix that came before
years ago and I talk about how I built this character, how I create my career.
And the way I started like lining up Anita, it's because I was I love to sing I love to be on stage
performing dancing but when the song was like was finished I didn't know what to say so
I was like how do I talk to people so I would be like just next song just keep playing don't
stop keep playing I don't want to talk to anybody because I was just very shy embarrassed to be communicating to people
So I got an actress teacher and we started to like write those lines that I would be
In between the songs so I knew what to say
But those lines came out of myself based on what I was putting on the songs
Which is a person who was fearless has the courage to say what she thinks, and this and that.
So it's not that it doesn't exist.
It is a part of me that I was too shy to put out,
to tell people.
And I used as a protection, but in reality,
it's a piece of me.
The problem is that when I started just working too much
and just thinking people were liking me just because of that.
Then I thought that the other side of me, the one that has insecurities and the one
that is a little bit shy sometimes, that one was not likeable. That one was not good. So
I was just being the character the whole time and was not giving time for myself to have these other sides too.
And during the documentary, I finished this confusion between two people living inside
of me that actually was just me, one person, you know, putting out in different moments
of life.
And I learned to make pieces between these two differences
that I was making between me.
Yeah, you can be so many more than one thing at a time.
You can be so many things.
But it's really interesting because most celebrities,
I feel, they detach their old selves
and just become the ego or the money and the fame.
And you kind of talked about how it's easy when you have money you just want more money and you want to keep going when
did you realize that you wanted to keep like who you wore the girl that grew up
in Brazil instead of just like throwing her away yeah I think we showed that in
a doc when my song goes number one and in the world and I was like, wow, shocking. But then, where is all of it that I was expecting?
What I was expecting?
What I was expecting?
I don't know.
More than that?
Fireworks?
That was amazing.
So, let's enjoy it. And no, instead of enjoying it, I was just stressed about maintaining that status,
that level for other people to not say that I failed, that I went down. Oh, she made I think
here in Brazil, we don't have that much. They are starting a little bit now with that because of
their algorithms and things like that. But I felt here a lot of this like, Oh, this person is hot right now. It's popping.
It's hot. Oh, this person is dead. You know that they always say this expression. It was
so weird to me here in America. Like, Oh, the artist is hot. The artist is dead. And
I was like, or either I'm hot or dead. I cannot be just, can I be
just alive living life? No, you're hot or dead. That was so bad to me. So I was just
so scared to be dead. I want to be hot. I have to be hot. And to me was very like, like
that. And instead of like enjoying and having fun with the moment,
I was just like, okay, how do I maintain this?
Because now everybody's gonna say
that I'm not hot anymore, oh my God.
And I bring this dilemma, this situation to the movie
where nowadays I think I should have just had fun.
But now it's never late, so now I'm having real fun
with whatever I'm doing with my life. Good for you. You really have fun look
what you built look what you did yeah and also like when you became number one
pop star in Brazil you could have just stopped and you were like yes no I want
to go global I'm gonna make a Spanish hit I want everyone to hear my song and
now for me like I got such a beautiful home in Brazil.
It's insane.
And I just look at my house and I'm like, why am I going to leave the house?
I could just stay here forever.
Just live here like this forever and never do anything anymore of my life because, you
know, and it's kind of funny because I think people used to congratulate us for things that we conquer in career and
work. So all the subjects when you meet somebody is how is work? What do you do? How is work
going? So what if I say nothing is happening with work, but I'm happy. I'm chilling in
my house. I'm playing with my dogs.
No one is gonna congratulate me for playing with my dogs
and relaxing in my house.
But that's actually a very hard thing to do, you know?
Yeah, no, I think it's a little bit of like people have,
people have their values twisted, right?
They worry about the wrong things.
A lot of the times we get driven by like
Stats or numbers so it's like oh did I get a raise in my job this year?
Did I you know was I able to make more money than my neighbor or something like that?
But it it is really about like how many how many good moments with good people can you make in a year?
You smile today. Yeah, totally because in the
end if we notice many, I don't know, 10, 20 years ago when we were comparing, because we always
compare. That's what the doc is about too. We would compare ourselves and our lifestyle only
with the neighbors, only with the people that were related to our reality But now with social media we compare ourselves to somebody that was born rich in
Saudi Arabia and Dubai and we are comparing our lives like me
Being born poor in Brazil and the favelas
I would be comparing myself as someone with somebody that was born rich and the middle, you know
Yes, Beverly Hills. Yeah, in Beverly Hills.
And like, that's impossible to be compared, you know?
And that's what we're doing now with social media.
And that's so dangerous because that's not even comparable, you know?
No, and you're not comparing yourself to their life.
You're comparing yourself to the 1% of their life that they post online.
Exactly.
So what we're seeing on Instagram.
Everyone only posts their highlight reel. They're not gonna post the down moments, right?
Of course.
Yeah, you compare yourself and you get caught in that trap.
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episode. If you do like I don't know if you guys do that I do a lot of
meditations nowadays and when you meditate or if you do a guided
meditation and or a journey or something and you're asked to think about your happiest memory,
you never are gonna think about a work memory.
Or getting a check or something like that, yeah.
It's like family or friends.
It's always a family memory.
It's always a memory with friends,
with people you love, having a good time, fun.
So why when we're putting putting the priorities of our lives,
we're putting work, we're putting money.
If our best memories is not with material things, never.
The ones that make us feel happy.
And that's all anyone cares about, is money and fame.
But it was so cool that you showed
the opposite side of that.
Were you nervous to open up and kind of break down
the wall of Anita to show who you are behind closed doors?
It was really hard because for years
I've been trying to make this movie
and I couldn't feel comfortable with nobody.
I was like, every time the cameras were there,
I would try to be likable.
And what happened was that in one meditation,
when I was really like, I was stuck with this movie.
I remembered Pedro that he was my crush when I was a teenager.
And I remembered he became a filmmaker.
So I texted him and I said, yo, I need your help.
Because he knew me from when I was nothing
so I could not try to fake it.
He would be like, who's that?
Yeah, I know you, come on.
And that was the reason I invited him
because that was a person that knew me.
And after, when we, our last conversation in the dock
was actually interrupted by a person asking for a picture.
And that was our last real conversation.
We never talked anymore.
We talked after about work, but that was it.
We never talked about us anymore.
That was the last one.
So-
Why do you think that, that you guys left it off of that?
So why do you think why do you think that that you guys left it off at that?
well
Because I didn't see a reason on keep going on a conversation that I knew it wasn't gonna go anywhere. Yeah, but um
The importance for me. It was that
No script that conversation was interrupt by somebody asking for a picture. And that for me was the perfect scenario of what happens in a celebrity's life.
Or the person that people want a piece,
and not even a celebrity,
or someone that is successful with work,
and everybody needs something,
and you don't have an actual time for yourself,
and you have to be available for others you know and it was
interesting but then after that I wanted to record the scenes at the beach and I
knew I wouldn't feel comfortable to say those things because I knew what I
wanted to say to the audience but I knew I wasn't gonna be comfortable to do that
with any person filming me so I asked my best friend to do that.
So she came over with a camera right after carnival when it was over.
And I was about to go on vacations and go for off for many days.
And she was recording me.
And with her, I was comfortable to be myself.
So I found out this formula of being comfortable by putting a camera
on the hands of somebody that was I was very intimate. Yeah. Yeah. And you can trust that
they're not trying to set you up in a certain scene or make you look a certain way. Exactly.
And it did. It felt very, I felt like I was almost watching something that I shouldn't be like I was
in like I was. Yeah. I really felt like I was like in a room with you Yes The intention was to make the audience feel like the relationship is with you that is watching me
Yeah, I feel like I learned a whole new side of you
But at the same time you can so see like you are Nita
Like you said you're the same person and I feel like now both of your personalities have meshed where you're like you you're your full
self
Yeah
in the end when I and I say all those beautiful things full self. Yeah, like in the end when I say all
those beautiful things at the beach and then in the very end when I say I think I want to have sex
that is like okay I made pieces with myself you know I made peace with myself I don't need to
just be one person talking about spirituality and goodbye the other person that likes to have sex
Yeah, you know you can be so many different things. We can be both. Yeah, so in the end it's like the this
You know what I say? I want to have sex listening to a mantra
Music that shows people like okay. I can do both
I can be into myself and I can like to go crazy and be sexual with being sensual you
know. Yeah and you talked about a little bit in the doc when you went to that
pageant when you were younger and you thought like you walked in and everyone
had these costumes like made they bought the costumes you and your family made it
together and your mom was like we got fucking get out of here. We're not winning it.
I'm winning.
You're like, no, I have charisma. I'm going to win this. So you were kind of, you've just always
been that girl, like from the start, even if you didn't really believe it, you like knew in the
back of your head you were going to be something. So I think that when we were kids, when I was a
kid and I was having this conversation with my mom the other day, when I was a kid, I was
with my mom the other day when I was a kid I was sure of everything I would I would sit down and tell my family also I'm gonna sing here and I'm gonna do
this and I'm gonna be famous there I feel like when you're a kid you don't
have like that voice that almost yes you're fearless yeah well that's like oh
maybe you can't do this maybe you can't do this as yeah you just like and when
we started growing up we start listening to other people
Comparing and the other things that you need in order to get there and then you start like, oh, maybe not
Yeah, but when you're kid, there's no maybe not there's no limits. Yeah, let's go
Yeah, maybe not who said that let's go
And I was like that and my mom represented the adult and me saying like the adults that now
and me says like no, but everybody has this and has that and I'm like
No, they don't have what I have, you know, and it's this story to me every time. I'm like I need some confidence
I remember this story
It was very important for me to put that story
in the documentary because that makes me remember
where is my strength.
Yeah, yeah.
Keeps that youth inside you too.
Yeah, you need it.
I mean, I would need that.
I would need that inner child to go on stage
and perform like you do.
But you also talked about when you're walking up on stage,
you're like, everyone hates this.
No one's gonna wanna be here.
No one's gonna show up.
Yes. Sometimes. So go with that too yeah
was this one time in Brazil it was like my first big show in Rio and when I got
to the the place I was like I don't think anybody's gonna show up I was so
scared and you know 4,000 people were outside trying to get in. 4,000 people. Oh my gosh.
And I was, and they needed to do a whole construction in the city too for that arena because of
how much traffic they did.
Yeah.
And I was like, this whole time I got there, I was like, nobody's going to show up.
Every day, my life.
So the show is sold out.
And I'm like, what if nobody comes and then my brother comes and he goes
What the fuck is gonna happen with people? They're gonna die on the way here?
What is gonna happen?
What is gonna happen?
And I'm always like
I don't know, is it gonna be good?
Are they gonna like it?
And my brother is always like
What's wrong with you?
But if you don't have that self-doubt, I feel like you wouldn't push yourself to be the best.
If you were just like, oh, I'm the best, then maybe just not.
I think we only work on improvement because of this other side that maybe I need more.
But we need to balance that and know how to not push ourselves to the point
that it's not necessary anymore, you know?
Yeah, because you struggled a little with that.
You were kind of overworking yourself
and you kind of like, I don't know,
drove yourself to the ground where you're like,
my body is shutting down.
What was it like to get to that point?
Wow, it was very bad because I wanted to keep working.
I wanted to still want, I wanted to want that,
that I used to want before, like this hunger,
this let's go.
And I wasn't anymore, I didn't have the strength.
I was super, like my body was really not healthy,
you know, from so much work.
And I was obligated to stop and after that I
spent like five months in the hospital doing treatments, doing stuff to just
improve my immune system. I was like really bad and I remember that after
that I worked so much better when I came back to work. So I should have done that
before, just rest, you know, if you, you know, and see what happens. And, and I wouldn't allow me to relax. I think
part of it comes from the fact that when you were born very poor and you're for many years,
like for 20 something years of my life, I was used to not having anything. Oh, how
are we going to do tomorrow? How is it going to be tomorrow? Where are we going to be living
next month? So that was a big concern. So for you to un-get used from that, you know,
for you to say bye to that, it's a little hard because your body is used to this, this
fear, this stress
of like, okay, I have to work because I don't know how I'm going to pay my rent tomorrow.
It's like fight or flight.
So you're in the survival mode and you just don't stop.
But now I can, I could, and I wasn't, I was just like one day off.
What can I do on this day off?
We can do that, that, you can do that that you can do this we can do this. I would just
Fulfill my day off some things to do because I couldn't just sit still couldn't enjoy it
It's like if you sit and enjoy it's like it's a kind of all go away. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, just sit and do nothing and I think internet has done us
This to us a little bit. I think maybe
ten years ago we had social media, we had internet, but we were not so addicted.
We were more able to like enjoy the present moment, the real life here
outside of the screens and we were not that... we were still cool with just
chilling doing nothing. And not having to post everything all the time. Yeah and
not have to just be watching and seeing things.
Or just have a constant dopamine rush every 30 seconds
by getting to success.
It's really a addiction.
Instant gratification.
You post something, you get like, it's like, take a breath.
I know.
But then it's weird.
In our world, in your world, it's like the hot or dead thing.
You have to be relevant on social media.
In your head, at least, think to like have your job.
And if you don't keep fitting it, you lose the algorithm and then you lose the traffic
and then you lose your and then you start and I lose the traffic and then I lose the
people and I lose the money.
I'm dead.
It's crazy.
It's too much.
It's a lot.
Yeah. Well, it's really cool that you've found the balance. It's inspirational. And like
a lot of people don't come back from it.
They just get stuck in that world and they lose Larissa.
So yeah, I'm glad that we found her.
We have her still.
But I know we're running short on time.
We do have. Do you remember you sniffed our friend's butt?
Yeah, you did. Oh, that's true.
Do you remember that we have?
Yeah. Did you get him?
Some of the is it is it Pousy?
Yes, you get it. Did you get him any of the product? I think I did actually
Yeah, we need to show the viewers this
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Yeah.
Did you smell it? Smell that.
Hold on. I'm not doing it.
That's insane.
He didn't do it himself!
He didn't actually think he did it!
He made you smell it and he didn't smell it!
And it's so disgusting to smell someone's butt like that!
And he touched your nose!
Yeah, he got it in your nostril actually!
Some friends of mine, they say they licked their boyfriends butt hole and I say NEVER!
NEVER!
No, like you want to lick a butthole? Never!
Never, never.
And they say, oh just a little, never!
So disgusting! Oh my god, he was smelling like sweat butt, it was terrible.
Well we have one silly fun game on that note for you to play and then you can get out of here and go to Miami.
Fuck, Mary, kill.
We play with a lot of our guests.
It's silly.
All right, so we have Caleb Presley, the butt sniffer, our friend Dave Portnoy who
I think you know.
Or the butt that got sniffed.
Oh yeah, he's the butt that you sniffed.
And then Glennie Balls who was the other guy in that video.
Oh my god, I'm friends with Dave.
I think he's engaged or something. So I killed him
Do we just learn Dave's engaged?
Let's just go with that rumor. Okay, he's engaged. Congrats Dave. Wow. I don't know. I don't know if he's engaged
No, no, you confirmed it. You just know he's engaged. Yeah
That's incredible breaking news everybody. This is awesome. I don't know if I'm saying some shit of his single I don't know what no, he's engaged. Yeah. That's incredible breaking news everybody. This is awesome. I don't know if I'm saying some shit of his single
I don't know but no he's engaged. Okay
So I
would I would fuck Caleb and
Because and Mary Glennie because I think
Me and Caleb as husband and wife, we would fight a lot.
Yeah, I could see that.
So I would just fuck him.
Yeah, just a quick fuck.
And goodbye, just a one night stand.
There we go.
And you get along well with Glennie, so.
Yes.
Perfect.
Yes.
Who do we got, Josh?
Timothy Chalamet, Glenn Powell, and Tom Holland.
It's just committed people.
I wouldn't do anything with committed people.
Well, this is this is hypothetical
Thatical if everyone has actors, so we'll do Willy Wonka
twisters
I would definitely
Okay, I would kill them with the I would
Fuck Glenn I would marry Tom. Yeah, that's good
Okay, I would
These are some people you've clapped with so
I would marry Snoop Dogg because living with him is such a fun life
I would marry Snoop Dogg because living with him is such a fun life. Life with him is soft, easy, amazing. I love him. Oh, what a person to be together every day.
Do you smoke weed?
No, but you'd get secondhand high.
Yeah, if you just like hung out in his house, you'd probably get a little spacey.
Walking around like this.
Yeah, I don't know if I would be able to be smelling this the weed the whole day
I'm actually very allergic to any type of smoke, but I just love him so I could I could you could do it
I could find a way
Then Jay Balvin, it's he's my best friend
But actually tiger is also a friend
Yeah, I would fuck Tiger. I mean, I don't know.
Not for him, but he's a friend.
He will understand the joke.
And kill Bobby!
Come on, he's married with a great friend.
I can see that.
Well, she doesn't have a husband anymore.
Oh, that's my girlfriend actually right there.
She's Brazilian.
Gabriella Moore.
She told me to tell you that she loves you.
Yeah, she's from Rio.
If I close my eyes, they sound so similar to me.
Yeah, their accents.
Yeah, she's from Rio as well.
But that's me, Josh and Gabby.
So I'm just going to kill her because I don't want to fuck your girlfriend.
Okay, okay.
And then... You could kill me too. too, and I kill you. Yeah. Yeah
So I kill you I fuck your girlfriend I marry real
Okay last one oh my god, this one's good. This is Pedro. He was behind the camera. We have peso pluma and Maluma
Pedro I
Know
Maluma is married guys. I can't stop thinking these people have no just them on the stage. I would
Fuck myself Supuma and marry Maluma because life with him is really fun.
There we go.
That's a great way to do it.
Wow.
Well that's where we're ending it.
There's no single man that I could have tried to hit on in this game.
That is not on her.
That is on us.
There was one single fucking man that was single enough for me to try to hit her in the middle of the game.
It's just taking people.
It's true, we could have gave her her opportunity.
It's crazy.
Yeah guys, she could have been shooting shots. What are we doing over here?
I could have been shooting real shots over here.
And I'm like, not?
Dang.
That means you just have to come back next year.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll make a better one for you.
Next time it'll be all single people.
All single people.
Please!
In the meantime, while we're waiting for the next year podcast, make sure to watch the
documentary.
It's so great.
You get to really see another side of you.
Just type Anita and see the whole change.
If you watch the documentary before, you'll be like, wow, that's not the same person as
the last documentary.
It's a full cycle, so just watch it all you know we could have put uh
Noah Centineo up there. I feel like you would get along with Anita. Do you know Noah?
Noah Centineo, do you know
Okay, he's an actor. He's an actor. We should have put him up there. He would have been he would have been some great idea
Come on He's an actor. We should have put him up there. He would have been he would have been somebody idea
A single person yeah great. Yeah, there we go
Knowing Noah yeah
Perfect Noah hidden it up. Yeah, Noah slide in those DMS Noah all right. Thank you so much