BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - ARE WE TEAM NICKI OR TEAM SZA? - BFFs S2 Ep 28
Episode Date: July 24, 2025The BFFs are back to discuss the biggest headlines of the week including-- The Coldplay affair, Nicki Minaj vs SZA, and the haunted Annabelle doll. Brianna also shares a spooky story and Josh shares ...all the details about his weekend hanging out with David Dobrik in Vegas. ------------ Support Our Sponsors: Download the Gametime app today and use code BFF for $20 off your first purchase See Oh, Hi! starring Molly Gordon & Logan Lerman, only in theaters on July 25! Tickets are on sale now at https://ohhimovie.com Own your moment with the perfect summer styles available only at Sunglass Hut Go to your Happy Place on July 25 with Happy Gilmore 2, only on Netflix Subscribe to the podcast now: https://barstool.link/3m4Q0Fq Check out the BFFs Social Media Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bffspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BFFsPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bffspod Follow Josh Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/joshrichards/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joshrichards?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/JoshRichards Follow Brianna Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/briannalapaglia/?hl=en TikTiok: https://www.tiktok.com/@briannachickenfry?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/bchickenfry?lang=en Check out Barstool Sports for more: http://www.barstoolsports.comYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod
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I guess I kind of took it all, didn't I?
You did. Well, let's get into the episode.
Let's go.
Bada bing, bada boom. Welcome back to BFFs episode 2-8.
I feel like we've done a lot more than 28 episodes of BFFs.
Well, it's season 2.
Oh season 2, right, right, right, right.
I mean, I think, what were we on?
When we had Dave on, we got up to like 300 or something, I feel.
Like 290 or something.
That's a lot of epies.
That's a lot of epies. That's like way more than 100.
More than 2-1. That's a lot of epi's. That's a lot of epi's. That's like way more than 100.
It's more than 200.
And now we got, oh my God, Josh, this is all I've seen and I love it.
The Coldplay affair?
Oh my God.
It's tough to bring an affair to Coldplay.
That's the first thing I thought.
I just am like, what the fuck?
So obviously, I think the whole world knows about it,
but if you didn't know,
there was a couple that went to a Coldplay concert.
They got put on the Jumbotron.
I keep calling it a Jumbotron.
I don't know what else to call it.
They got put on the screen and they got caught cheating.
The guy literally starts crawling away.
The girl darts to the back,
and then the woman that's with them also works with them.
I'm just confused how all these motherfuckers
knew they were cheating.
Well, it's like an at work affair.
The work friends are gonna,
there's gonna be at least like one or two work friends
that know about it.
That's wrong, man.
Oh, it's incredibly wrong.
To bring your affair to watch Viva La Vida?
What the hell?
Insane, and also like, what do you expect? Like everyone
Coldplay is the biggest audit. Like everyone's gonna be there.
Yeah, I mean, you don't go to an event thinking you're gonna get
thrown on the Jumbotron.
I don't know. That's my biggest goal everywhere I go.
And I do feel like the people that always want it don't get it and then you got someone like this that's sitting in
The corner thinking oh, we're gonna have an unexpected love affair and BAM blast out to the world pretty awesome pretty awesome
I'm so happy this happened these scumbags like what the hell and
for it to be somebody that's like a CEO of a massive company just
It just makes it almost better because that's like a CEO of a massive company, just, it just makes it almost
better because it's not going to go away. You know, it's not like a little thing that's just
going to get like popped up and then everyone found out exactly what was got posted everywhere.
Everyone's making reenactments of it, like baseball games they're having there, like the two mascots
from the opposing teams, like do it themselves and get caught it's
It's been really funny to watch the people make the videos
Like proceeding this and it was with the I can't believe it was with the head of HR
It almost it just almost feels like it's a bit. I know and you know, it's crazy
I guess like obviously they were terrified and in that moment they like ran away from each other
but if they just kept loving on each other,
no one, it probably would have never got past like the home.
Like I'm sure the wife would have found out
but the whole world, you wouldn't have probably had
to step down from being CEO.
You wouldn't be publicly humiliated.
They could have just like, you know, got a divorce.
Yeah, if they played it off, yeah,
maybe it wouldn't have gotten the same headlines
because the the the like
announcer commentator while it was going on was literally was
like, Oh, well, I guess someone's having an affair or
something. Like he says it as they like are on camera and
acting the way they do. I mean, they were just screaming guilty.
I know. And did you see his tweet like his first words after
like coming after it all came out? No
He basically blamed the singer
He was like you should really think about you know people's lives and how putting them on the screen publicly is really gonna affect them
It's like bro. You're at a fucking concert. You're the one cheating. You're the one doing the bad
Why are we blaming Coldplay? That's that's the worst defense I've
ever heard. Ever heard I mean Coldplay stalked through the roof right now. Oh
yeah everyone's going to everyone's going to Coldplay. People want to go just to remake
the remake. Yeah I mean it is it's hilarious. Yeah pretty sad I feel bad for
the wife but I'm also happy for the wife can now she can leave this piece of shit man, and you know now everyone's on her see her side
Yeah, I saw this great meme. It was like mom
How did we get rich and it was like well your CEO dad decided to cheat at me at a Coldplay concert
And it's like that. It's like a mom and like four kids in there in front of a massive crib
Yeah, good for good for her in the sense of like,
you know, she'll be on to hopefully a better life.
Yeah.
Fuck that guy.
Love Coldplay though.
Definitely go to a concert.
Love Coldplay.
Yeah.
Great.
Chris Martin, great guy.
He's always, is he the, is he the shirtless one all the time?
Nope.
That's Imagine Dragons.
Not the same band.
Have you seen Imagine Dragons?
This, but like, you think of Imagine Dragons, right?
You think of like, I don't know know if you just hear the name imagine dragons
You kind of think lame probably not that cool like probably not the hottest lead singer in the world
He's on stage with this shirt off. He's about lit. He's the most jacked man
I've ever seen and he's just jumping around singing like he doesn't match the vibe of what I think of imagine dragons is
I've seen him. I think imagine Imagine Dragons is. Have you seen him?
I think Imagine Dragons sounds like a wicked cool name.
You know what?
I did start off with I love Imagine Dragons, but it doesn't
match for me.
First of all, dragons cool as hell and they breathe fire,
which is hot.
So all makes sense to me.
Hey, you know what?
You're kind of right about that.
But when I think Imagine Dragons, I just don't picture this sexy ass beast but now that you say
it dragons are sexy ass beast that's what I mean I think it actually goes
quite well it's actually perfect now that you bring this to my yeah you just
have to think into a little bit of a deeper level with it yeah I had to think
out loud yeah walk me through that when That's alright. That's alright. When you see this Josh, what do we got next?
We got Sierra here.
Did the little trend on TikTok if you guys seen it.
It's like you look happier and then you kind of explain why you're happier.
She goes, thanks I booked a flight to Mykonos after surviving the villain edit on reality TV
and I didn't end up with a guy who never actually liked me and wanted my friend the entire time.
Damn. That's tough. It's a cold world.
What do you think about this villain edit that she's talking about?
I mean, I don't know.
She kind of brought it upon herself.
The way I see it like watching the show.
I don't think she really had a villain edit at all.
I think there was just some scenes where people didn't
really enjoy.
I think if anyone had a villain at it, it was Huda and
then kind of Shelley.
But she was the villain after after the show like there was
no villain edit on the reality TV.
If you know what I mean, like I don't get the villain edit thing.
Yeah, I thought she was just talking about maybe like a TikTok edit.
Like someone made a villain TikTok.
Oh, there were plenty of villain edits on TikTok.
That's just what I assumed she was talking about, because I wouldn't have even put
together that she thought it was on the show.
Yeah.
Well, she did say on reality TV but uh she didn't have the
villain in it yeah no no no no I don't I mean it kind of seems like when she was
on the show the show really liked her and was trying to make her look great
yeah I loved her for a second and then but that show was like I always say was
like whiplash you love someone then you hated them yeah and now everyone just
going to meet Knows and fucking oh my god Guess who I was with this weekend who TJ oh no way and oh my god
Just want to apologize to him formally
so
We're like out in the Jersey Shore and we go to this bar. That's a very casual
It's not like one of the big ones not DJ's not Parker like if you guys know the Jersey Shorts not a big one
it's like one that's like off the shore, and it's like a dive bar, and I'm sitting there, my friend's
like, hey TJ's looking for you, TJ's here, and I'm like, who the, what? Who's TJ? Cause
I'm not thinking TJ from Love Island. No, you're not putting two together, I get it.
Yeah, and I will say I just did take some magic chocolate, like right previously before that.
So DJ from Love Island comes walking up.
It sent my brain into like kind of a little bit of like,
wait, what?
It was just like, it was a shock that DJ from Love Island
was in this small tiny bar, keep in mind,
kind of tripping out a little bit.
So I don't really recall what I said to him.
I think I was like, hey, sorry
I'm tripping balls and I think I just like turned around and then tried to re-engage in it and then like I talked to his brother
I definitely
Was very weird to talk to so I just want to get that off my chest and apologize to teach ya
Yeah, no, I could I mean at least you let him know
Yeah, I yeah, I think I always tell on myself and when you have a little bit of shrooms,
I like no outsiders. It needs to be all the people that I know and that are also doing them.
Yeah, he was an outsider and to me he was a TV character. So to see him in real life,
I thought I was in a movie. Yeah, that would be something. I couldn't imagine that. You'd
start trying to speak in an know speak in like an Australian accent
Like you're like the host of the show or something. Yeah, all of a sudden I have like a bikini on it
Like it was just yeah, I apologize to you TJ was very
Insane seeing you at a small bar in the Jersey Shore. These people are everywhere. Yeah
I was gonna say why New Jersey like why it was did you ask why he was there? I did. Yeah, I was going to say why New Jersey? Like why was, did you ask why he was there?
I did.
Yeah, his friend or his brother, they have like a place down there and he was just visiting.
Wicked.
Yeah, but dude, it was so funny to watch, like all the girls.
It was really funny, like follow him in circles around and it was TJ was posted up at one
side of the bar and then it was me.
So people would come in, they'd come past TJ on Love Island they'd lose it and then they'd do the circle they'd
be like wait Freyana Chicken Frost here too at this little dive bar and it was just like girls
going back and forth and we were just cracking up that is awesome that is awesome uh but yeah TJ
definitely doesn't have the villain edit people People are loving on TJ. Very handsome man.
Yep, yep.
Pride with TJ.
Oh wait, but still talking about Sierra.
Did you see Shelly and Alondria finally went on a podcast
and they went on, whatchamacallit,
Keke Palmer's podcast?
And they, like Shelly wished her well
and said that she kind of like
wouldn't wish what Sierra's going on through like on anyone okay so that was
nice no that is nice yeah but then Huda said that she's the most drama in the
villa the fakest one in the villa it's I don't know who knows who knows yeah I
didn't see maybe it was just like what was getting fed to me
But it seemed like people weren't very happy with like Huda and the caller daddy
interview
Yeah, so but then I also saw like following that I also saw a bunch of hood of love on other posts
So I don't know if I'm just getting fed different things that were posted at different times
Or it just like depends what side of the for you page you're on I know how to has like a?
Family's so yeah, they she Huda is very
Polarizing so people really love her and then people really hate her people were upset about her interviews
Coming out of the villa because they feel like she she's taking absolutely no accountability for shit she did and she's just like,
yeah, everyone was mean to me. I did. I was bullied. I was ganged up on which is like she can totally feel that way.
But she did apologize in the villa. So people are like, yeah, people were mean to you, but you also were mean to people.
Right. So I don't know. But she's she's like blowing the fuck up. It's crazy. All of her videos are getting like 20 million views.
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it seems like she's like passing like metrics
that like Leah was hitting when Leah came out of the show.
Yeah, she's already ways her past Leah, which is nuts
because we were talking at the start of the season being like,
do we think it's going to be bigger? Probably not bigger than the other.
I know and it's it seems like it's it's it's gotten bigger.
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Pete Davidson's having a baby.
Expecting his first child.
What the heck in hell? I don't know why this I know that they've been dating for a little while
But I feel like he's always dating someone for a little while so it's just crazy to me that he's popping out with the baby
But I'm happy for him. Yeah. Yeah, I guess
Sources say it was a surprise and they're very excited and have moved in together. So it seems like taking the next step
Yeah, I mean they're gonna have that baby man Maybe this will be his final, hopefully his final lady.
Yeah, you gotta hope. I mean, there's a kid involved.
Yeah, you gotta hope. I wish them the best, that little baby, man. It's gonna be a funny little baby.
It is gonna be a funny little baby. Hopefully no Coldplay concerts in Pete Davidson's future.
Yeah, let's hope not.
Unless they're with the girl. Yeah.
What's her name? Her name is Elise Hewitt. Yep. People say
she looks exactly like Haley Bieber. I don't see it in that
picture. Not but I have seen other ones where she does kind
of look like her but I don't know everyone kind of looks like
Haley Bieber.
Wait, what the fuck is this next thing? New Netflix show
Let's marryry Harry.
Unwell is teaming up with Netflix to find Harry Jousie a wife.
And then there's actually a little application link that was posted on the sheet too, so uh,
I'm assuming that's for you, Bri.
Not a link for me.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
So in case you want to tap that link, you can apply.
I don't think anyone should marry Harry Jousie.
Well, if he's looking for marriage. You don't think he deserves love
I mean yeah sure he deserves love, but girls watch out isn't he like known to just like be the worst boyfriend ever I?
Don't know I would tell him I've never dated him. I've never dated him. I don't know I mean from what I've seen yeah
bad guy bad boyfriend
Maybe maybe I wouldn't he's not a bad guy now we're out here trying to find him a wife?
Let's find him a good girlfriend first,
and maybe let's see if he can handle a steady relationship
before we're out here finding the guy a wife,
and fucking Nessia is gonna be his wife?
But let's date- What are we looking at?
Let's date Harry doesn't have a good ring to it.
Let's marry Harry?
No, that has a TV show ring to it.
Oh my god, these shows are so pathetic.
I can't even deal with like no one like who is actually going on a show like this
and they can. Yep. That's going to be my husband.
That's going to be my wife. All these people want to do is be famous.
Well, Sia said she's a dream or he's a dream.
She said she's signing up for the show. She posted on her story.
She's signing up to marry.
She said I'm signing up and you should too.
He's a dream.
That's what she said.
So are they fucking?
She's applying to be his wife.
Oh, see this is giving like 90 day fiance
and people are just like using Harry for a green card
but it's a blue check
mark.
That may be exactly what this is.
Well you know what?
Maybe love will come from it.
Yeah.
All you can wish for is love.
I just can guarantee there will be no real marriage coming from the show.
I'll bet on it.
Do you want to bet?
I don't want to bet on it unless I can bet that there won't be a marriage.
But I'm rooting for marriage.
I'm rooting for marriage. Do I think that he's going to get married?
Come on. Yeah. Let's be realistic here.
No, I don't think they're going to get married off the show.
Of course not.
You should go on.
Come on. Me go on?
Hey, so, you're a...
I've said some really bad things that you're a really bad boyfriend
Should we get married? Yeah?
I do enjoy watching he's a very entertaining, so I'm sure the show will be really good, but I'm sure it'll be great
Yeah, just girls watch out. Let's get that blue check mark. Oh
What the heck is this?
Ava Lewis posted a tech talk saying the team reached out to her to join the cast and one of the
Things in store for the show was to be a plus one to David Dobrik's 29th birthday party Wow
crazy
What a bonus whoa
Shut up shut up
David throwing the party. I mean we were just with David actually we went to Vegas with them
This this week. Did you get a home on no way? I I did in the past, but that's not why I was there
Um, they just texted us or like do you want to go to Vegas for the night and we were like, yeah sure
Wait fire. What was the who is the group?
It was uh me and Gabby and then David, Natalie,
and like a bunch of like David's friends
and Natalie's friends.
Pearson was there.
But yeah, it was a good little group.
Went down, went to, what is it?
The Wind, we went to The Wind.
We went and watched, gosh, I can't remember.
Zed, we went and watched Zed.
Oh, let's go.
Did you do a frat flick?
Yeah, I was.
Wait, this is Gabby's first time going to.
First time in, yeah.
And it was kind of too bad because we went
and Gabby was really excited.
First time being in Vegas and being 21 at the same time.
So she was hyped to get the real Vegas experience.
So we started off pretty quickly on the plane.
I was getting everyone to do shots on the on
the plane over there. Let's go. Well, I was like, you know, we
got to get some vibes going here and and not everyone knew each
other. So I was like, Oh, this is what better way to get to
know each other than alcohol. So we're going through and then we
got to dinner and we hadn't really eaten all day and we were
still drinking up until dinner, get to dinner, we're taking more shots.
And I think just the no food didn't mix very well with Gabby.
So the night got ended a little bit early, like for us at least, like we ended at like 2.30,
which might sound late, but in Vegas, like you start at 11.30.
Yeah, like you go out at 12.
Yeah, midnight. So it was like, it was a little bit of an early end to it, but it was still a great trip.
Good people. So shout out David. And look, he's just a giver. He's just a giver. Now he's giving his party away to Netflix.
Yeah, he's just out here giving. Did he do the worm at all?
I didn't see him do the worm. I kept trying to make him do it. I was like, David, do the worm, do the worm.
He didn't do the worm.
Damn it. Maybe next time he can give that that yeah, maybe Ava Louise will be there maybe maybe
Keep staying on the topic of David Dobrik his vlogs are so back every other week every two weeks
He's posting a vlog. He actually did a little vlog bit on on on the way to Vegas
Did he are you gonna be are you gonna be the next vlog I?
On on the on the way to Vegas did he are you gonna be are you gonna be the next block? I?
Don't really think I'm eat like I wasn't really involved in the bit. I was just there watching it being done ah
So I don't know maybe you get me in like a wide shot I don't know if he had like a fisheye lens
But maybe if he had that fisheye going you would they're gonna hear the back see a little like half my face or something
That's fire and is in the recent most recent vlog that he just posted
Oh my god, I almost just said Jason Cameron. What the hell Jason Nash
He drank Zanes a bottle of Zanes piss and I don't know if it was real or fake
But it looked really real to me and it was one of the most shocking things I've ever seen in my life
And it was one of the most shocking things I've ever seen in my life.
It was just a full bottle or did he just take a sip?
Yeah, so they were in the van or like in a van
and Zane was like, I need to pee, I need to pee.
So he peed in a bottle and then he like gave it to Jason
and Jason was like, should I drink it?
Joking.
And then Zane was like, no, that is like a really bad idea.
And he starts going on a rant and in the middle of the rant,
Jason just chugs the whole entire thing
It's gotta be fake. It's I I want it to be fake, but I was like making me gag watching it
But I don't know Jason Nash dude. He's all he's in it for the bit
He commits you gotta
Do you have Jason Nash's number?
Number I might have his number should I ask him? did you actually drink pee? Yeah FaceTime him.
I don't have his number. You don't have his number? No. Do you have Zayn's number?
I don't think so. Here let me FaceTime Zayn. Let's see if he answers.
Hey, my king. I have a question for you.
We're recording BFFs right now.
Did Jason actually drink your pee?
Yeah.
It was real?
It was real.
I begged him.
I begged him not to.
I was like, we don't need this.
We don't need this anymore.
No!
That was the whole joke, right?
It was like, okay, now he has to at this point.
Because it was going back to the beginning. I was like, we don't need this anymore. No, that was the whole joke, right?
It's like, it was like, okay, now he has to at this point
it was going back and forth for a good 15, 20 minutes.
And he just, he just did it.
He sent it.
Okay.
But you know what?
I've been really healthy lately.
So like, it was clear.
What you had, it was clear.
It was like a very good color P.
Yeah, no, I've been like like I've been like locked in lately
I know he just opened guys. He opened up. He's working out Zane is just on his shit
Yeah, so like that's why I didn't feel too bad is not like I was like super unhealthy
I'm like I would've been worried if you drank it, you know, yeah
I even have like fucking committee or something
Why was that all I was thinking
and like I didn't tell him that's why was that all I was thinking but I am clean I'm good I wasn't like it wasn't the worst thing that could have happened okay I'm glad we clarified thanks
same alright alright bye chlamydia free pee at least it was chlamydia free I literally that was
like the first thing I was thinking like what if he has chlamydia, and he just drank it Do you think it would add a weird taste? Oh?
I don't want I don't know that's actually making me sick probably be like I don't know yeasty
You never drank pee right? I thought you were gonna say you never tried coming
Have you had committee before no gross um
The I know I've never drank pee. I've never been in the situation where I've needed to do that
I probably never will be hopefully it's a survival thing so like yeah
Hopefully you never have to be in that but you know might have to know
Yeah, so check out David's Dobrik's vlogs every other week Josh might be in the background
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Might go actually tonight. So yeah, apparently it's gonna save DC
Apparently James Gunn is gonna save DC with this Superman movie. So damn I was at who's DC again not Hulk
What do you mean who we like the who's in it DC? Yeah, I know
Superman flash Who's in it? DC? Yeah, I know all that. Marvel. Batman, Superman, Flash.
Flash.
You love Flash, don't you?
I do like Flash.
I do like Flash a lot.
But it's the Justice League.
That's not a good league.
No, they got it.
Shit, am I going to get beat up?
DC's got some.
The thing about DC is the superheroes are great.
It's just we haven't had good representation
in the film industry for the DC movies
like we have had for Marvel.
Oh, you say we as in you're in the force.
No, we as in like the fans and consumers of the content.
Oh, so you're DC over Marvel.
Uh, no, no, no, no, no.
I like Marvel more.
But I'm just saying to say like DC. It's a bad league
That's crazy. Uh, there's okay. It's the b league. It's not a bad league. It's the b league
If that's what you want to say Avengers vs. DC Avengers are gonna win right? Yeah Justice League
I think everyone's tighter. I think it's tight Right. Yeah, Justice League
I think it's tight. I don't know. I would have to like I would have to like really think about the matchups there
Does Batman even have any superpowers?
This is what everyone always gets into Batman's Batman will always find a way. Okay, I mean he's always a smoke show But he's bad. I don't know. He has a plan. He has a plan for everyone.
He has a plan for everyone in the Justice League.
If they were ever to turn evil, he has a plan for every single one of them and how he would kill them.
But Dr. Strange can literally go, woo, and game over Batman.
And he's just gonna woo him?
Yeah and then go into another vortex and like kill him before he was even Batman.
He's gonna go in a vortex and then kill him before he was Batman.
He's gonna time travel.
So he's gonna time travel and then kill a baby?
Yeah, if that means saving Marvel.
That doesn't seem very heroic.
Okay, well they're obviously ba- well yeah.
I don't want these guys to fight.
Why don't they team up?
Why don't they ever do a DC Marvel collab?
You're the one that pinned the two against to fight. Why don't they team up? Why don't they ever do a DC? You're the one that came to against each other because they won't team up
What?
Wouldn't that be awesome? Have there have there ever been talks of a team up of a team up of the Justice League?
Yes, Avengers that would be fucking epic. Yeah, I'm sure there's been like crossover stuff
Okay Yeah, I'm sure there's been like crossover stuff Okay
Producers call me. I think I have a plan that would be freaking the best movie ever
Superman flying on Hulk's back. Why would he need to fly if he's on the Hulk's back?
He would pick up the Hulk and fly what he would pick up Hulk and fly with them
All right
How epic is that Hulk can't fly. Now he can. If Superman
comes along. Hulk can like jump and it's pretty much like flying. It was supposed to be a
double boost. Hulk jumps and then Superman torpedoes and they can go as fast as they
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I have some breaking news about Trisha Paytas' baby name.
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
It's Aquaman.
No, it's not.
Yeah, it is.
Talk about some DC right there.
Yeah.
Trisha Paytas' baby, next movie.
It's not actually Aquaman.
Yes, it is.
Breaking news.
Trisha Paytas welcomes new boy named Aquaman.
Hashtag.
So are they gonna like call him Aqua for short?
Like is it just gonna be like, what's up Aqua?
She loves Jason Momoa, Aquaman, right?
So that's why she named him Aquaman.
Listen, that's-
I don't think she has any rhyme or reason
to her baby names, to be honest.
I think that's better than Papermate.
Yeah, for sure.
Like Aqua is kind of a sick name.
No way it's Aquaman on the birds.
Yeah, I wonder if it's just Aqua.
It's definitely just Aqua, and she's definitely
trolling with Aquaman.
That was very timely of her, though, to drop that right now.
Yeah.
So it's a healthy baby boy?
Yes. Let's go. That's all that matters. It's a boy so it's a healthy baby boy? Yes. Let's go.
That's all that matters.
It is.
It's a boy.
It's a boy.
Uh huh.
Okay.
Aquaman would be crazy if it was a lady.
That's why I was like, oh, that's I thought it was a girl.
So I was like, oh, that'd be a little strange to have Aquaman in the name of your, I guess
your daughter, but Aquaman that it's going to be a super cool name when he's like younger. Everyone's going to be like, are you actually Aquaman that it's gonna be a super cool name when he's like younger Everyone's gonna be like are you actually on man? That's a pretty like being young and being Aquaman is gonna be awesome
It's gonna be awesome, and then you can like change into aqua
Yeah, yeah, I don't know whatever he's feeling at that in that moment hey
Maybe maybe he's just
God of the waters I
Mean I freaking what are her other babies names?
He has to be a swimmer. Has to.
If he becomes a swimmer and then he's called Aquaman, it's just like, alright, this all works.
But imagine he's a bad, like he's bad at swimming and his name is Aquaman.
Get him in that water early.
True. Maybe she probably already has him in swimming lessons.
Probably already has him in the water.
Yeah. She knows what she wants.
Maybe it was a water birth.
Oh, hopefully.
And that's why she named him Aquaman.
Yeah.
Damn.
Yeah, it probably was, right?
Let's go with that.
Let's go with it.
That's beautiful.
Yep, all makes a lot more sense now.
Aquaman, I like it.
It's growing on me every time I say it.
Yeah, Aquaman, Aquaman, Aquaman.
Cool.
Yeah, he's swimming right now.
Aquaman.
Yo, what's up, Aquaman?
Yeah, I like it. I like he's swimming right now. What's up, Aqua?
Yeah, I like it I like it all right good for her happy baby
Shane Gillis hosted that Epsys Epsys god damn Espy's
Espy's I liked it I
think everyone liked it right I
Always find that these like award shows the people that are there are so uptight for some reason, I
never understood that. I don't know if it's like an audio
issue. Because there were some clips I was hearing where it was
like, Oh, it sounds like a lot of people are laughing. And then
I'd see the exact same clip in a different angle. And it would
sound like nobody was laughing. And I was like, What the hell is
going on? So I don't know if it's like the production side,
how it felt to actually being at the show. But I don't know if it's like the production side, how it felt to actually
being at the show, but I don't know why people don't laugh at these things.
Yeah, I mean, it's Shane Gillis.
Like, what did you guys expect?
He always says the most out of pocket shit.
It's also like it's all right to laugh at yourself a little bit.
It's OK to like take a second away from being so serious all the time. And it's like, oh, let's at yourself a little bit. It's okay to take a second away from being so serious
all the time.
And it's like, oh, let's have a little laugh.
If I was getting, if I was there
and someone was making fun of me, I would laugh at it.
That's hilarious.
Yeah, it's like the roast.
It's why people love the roast.
It's fun to laugh at yourself.
We also saw this when Kai and Druski presented at, I think it was the BET
Awards. I'm not 100% positive, but I only watched their clip. But I thought they were hilarious. I
think they're the funniest people in the world and it just cuts to the crowd and they're just
not laughing. I'm like, guys, laugh. This is funny. This is good.
Just lighten up. It seems like there's so much like I don't know either like jealousy from the audience or like just like
Sort of privilege where it's like, oh, I'm too good to laugh at this. You can't make fun of me. It's like, oh, yeah
Here's um, I don't know if I'm gonna be spreading misinformation
Which I do a lot because I believe everything I see cuz you know, I just trust the things I read
But you know Harry Harry what I call him out. You know little sass at barstool
You're thinking about Harry jowse and how you're gonna marry him. That's what you can't wait. That is a good man
Yeah, my man my man my man, but little sass
Apparently wrote jokes like wrote some of these jokes for Shane Gillis. Oh really?
That's what I've that's what they've been saying
and there was a picture, I don't know if it's real or not,
but there was a picture of like his name in the credits.
I don't know if it's photoshopped,
but Lil Sass is a hilarious,
he's a very funny comedian
and I know he's like in writers rooms
and writes with Shane, so if it is true,
let's go Lil Sass, clap it up.
Yeah, yeah. Boom, boom, boom.
Pretty sick. That is really sick. So if you guys hated the jokes's go a little sass. Clap it up. Yeah. Boom, boom, boom. Pretty sick.
That is really sick.
So if you guys hated the jokes, just blame little sass.
Yeah.
Don't blame.
Don't blame Shane.
Don't blame Shane.
Come on.
Come on.
We know to blame.
As Huda would say, just use little sass as an escape code.
There we go.
Bill Belichick's getting a Hulu docu-series?
Yeah.
A little UNC Bill Belichick docu-series. The docu-series featuring Belichick in the UNC football tar heels
We'll be making its way to Hulu
This is just gonna be like a hard knock series
That they've been doing for NFL except they're gonna be doing it for college. So
No, it was supposed to be on HBO
the hard knocks is on HBO, but it like fell through at the last second.
And then it's because his girlfriend, his 24 year old girlfriend,
wanted to be heavily involved in this.
So that's what they think that she pulled it away from HBO to take it to Hulu.
To have more.
So she's just like controlling it, yeah.
But it is, it is like a Hard Knocks is what I'm saying.
Yeah, but it's not on Hard, like they were gonna be what I'm saying. Yeah, but it's not on heart. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, it's not it's gonna be styled like that though. It's like a bill bella check unc styled show like a hard knocks except
It's not associated
Yeah, because it can't because little miss queen has to have her hand in that. What is she? What do we call executive producer?
That's probably what the title is that she's
going to get. Yeah.
Is she going to get a title?
It seems like it if she's heavily involved in
the docu-series she's going to have a credit.
Damn. Good for her.
Probably probably EP.
I think you're probably right.
Yeah I crush that.
Well let's see if it's good.
Yeah I probably won't be tuning in.
Gotta go up against Hard Knocks.
That'll be crazy.
Miss Peaches on the freaking bakes. That'll be crazy.
Miss Peach is on the freaking big screen!
On Jimmy Fallon.
She was on Jimmy Fallon and Pete the Beagle and our old friend Dave.
They were on the late night TV show, Debut the Tonight Show.
And she was obviously wearing couture. Her dress fell off mid-sentence.
She was like, yep, show them what mama gave ya.
And then Mr. Pete the Beagle came out. He ran into the crowd
Mm-hmm. This was
Amazing. Yeah, I definitely tuned in for this
It was it was very cute to see the dogs with Jimmy like
Amazing I and it makes me so happy because just think about miss peaches and her old life
I know she's on the big screen in a couture dress yep yep from
animal shelter to the big screen and the whole world loves her because she's perfect and we can't
forget the beagle he crushed it too he came out stunting on him yep i mean she pete the beagle is
amazing is it is one for the people you know like as soon as anyone's around pete the beagle's just
like oh i'm gonna get love and attention this is awesome. Let me run up to people, but miss peaches is really made for the camera. She's the star
She's she you it's you can't you look at her and you know it she's yeah like she's made like a TV
She walks in she jumps on the couch gives a little show off little little chin held high
She's she's really made for the camera.
Star power, and I know a lot of people
are talking about Superman and these adoption rates
going up, think it might have been Miss Peaches
on the late night show.
Yeah, I definitely think that could have helped.
That could have been at least 200% of it.
Yep, yep, we can give 300% to Superman.
Yeah, Miss Peaches, freaking crush it.
Dave, you did all right too, buddy. Yeah, I did buddy yeah I did pretty good Dave yeah good job you guys all looked great
oh my god this headline Chris Hughes and Jojo Siwa are out of control with these
interviews I knew it there's another one Josh in an interview with eNews Hugh
shares the names that Jojo Siwa calls his literal balls. What? Quote, she calls my balls Jimmy and Timmy.
And it says video proof he said this shit.
Wait, can we watch it?
Oh, I don't understand.
What?
And we're talking about his balls now?
That's what I'm saying.
They just want to keep getting in the headlines.
They're like, you guys got to give us some crazier shit.
And they're like, uh gotta give us some crazier shit and they're like uh
uh yeah she names my balls like what the fuck that is so wrong keep it to yourself
like and now i'm like i don't want to picture his balls now i am is this a is this like a vlog is he doing a vlog or is this in an interview no it's one of his big fat interviews. You know this it's an exclusive come on Josh
All right, I mean
Do you call your balls anything?
No, there's no name there's no name I
Mean Jojo Siwa and in Timmy and Jimmy is it Timmy and Jimmy Jimmy and Timmy
Yeah, Jimmy and Timmy and Chris Hughes and his big old balls and Jojo Siwa are out of control. Yeah
I
Loki love it because I know it's fun funny to talk about I do too
I kind of want them on the show. They might be my dream guests at this point. Yeah dream guest Jimmy and Timmy
Yeah, just the two of them. Yeah, just the two of them
I just want the two of them on a mic
Jimmy and Timmy cam
What do you think Jimmy and Timmy we just like scare the people that watch the video
And it just pops up on the screen every once in a while
Kind of look like a face with the mic. Yeah. Yeah, maybe they have like glasses on like little little testicle glasses yeah that's sweet yeah and then we shave the balls everywhere
but like the top of them so it looks like they have hair like oh on the top
of their head like you know what I mean yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we can
always workshop that I'm sure that they'll be down for anything they're
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New chapter for Barstool.
Barstool's partnering with Fox Sports, which is crazy.
Barstool personalities including Portnoy,
damn, I don't really like calling him that.
It just said it wrote like that.
It read like that, including Dave Portnoy.
Big Cat will be featured on Fox Sports
programming for a daily morning show broadcasted out of the Chicago office.
Let's go Chicago.
And Dave will also join the big noon kickoff this fall to cover college football
as the Michigan guy. I mean, this is so cool.
Yeah. Big for Barstool.
Congrats.
Yeah.
On the Fox team.
Oh, fucking yeah.
I don't really know much about sports, but I'm with it.
Let's go, boys.
Yeah, it's good to see Barstool solidifying more in sports.
Yeah, so now maybe all the comments will stop.
Barstool, not the sports.
Maybe.
Maybe they'll get Barstool the sports now.
Yeah, now it's Fox Sports, Barstool Sports.
Yeah, you can't deny it
He get your head in the game. Is that what it is?
EA sports it's in the game. Oh fuck. I like to hope yeah
I fucked that all yeah, that was all bad. Yeah, what's this spooky Josh something spooky's next?
Yeah, I know I want to get haunted. I I see I actually saw a post about this already
Kind of a wild story here Annabelle doll kills its handler during one of the stops of the devil's on the run tour the Annabelle
Dolls handler Dan Rivera died unexpectedly
This has sparked widespread speculation on social media and the cause was paranormal paranormal because the doll is cursed
The doll was previously kept in a house museum in
CT is cursed. The doll was previously kept in a house museum in CT.
Connecticut. I was my first guest. I was my first guest. Again, Canadian to preferencing that. By paranormal that pre pre pre
preface prep. We're gonna keep going by paranormal
investigator Chris McKinnell, the grandson of Ed and Lorraine
Warren. The museum was closed down due to zoning violations
So Rivera and a team of other paranormal investigators took the Annabelle doll on tour before the death
McKinnell had made a series of eerie comments on social media warning people about the consequences that could happen by taking the doll on tour
No official cause of death has been revealed
There was no foul play or anything suspicious when he was found dead in the hotel room, according to Pennsylvania State Police. The doll was not in the hotel room
where he died. I don't even like talking about this. Do you think Annabelle struck or what?
I mean, yeah, obviously. I didn't even know Annabelle was real. Yeah, it's like a real,
it's a real doll. I just thought this was like like Chuckie like kind of just like a made-up
Yeah, that's totally fair, but now it's real and it literally just killed someone well. It wasn't even in the room
Because maybe it left
Yeah, I don't know I think they'd keep a pretty like tight eye on this doll while they're bringing it around on tour like
That's their moneymaker.
But maybe he had it in the room with him. I don't know. I really hope it was just bad timing. And maybe he just had some
underlying health issues. And that this doll isn't real and
like haunted and killing people because that's terrifying. But I
don't know how do you like, how do you explain that?
Other than, I mean, have there been like a bunch of deaths surrounded by this doll?
Like, was this doll near a bunch of different deaths?
Or is this a real doll with like haunted stories around it?
It's like, this is the first time like, it's left the museum and it's like,
people were saying that you can't like confine the spiritual whatever,
because they had it in like a case, It's like, people are saying that you can't confine the spiritual whatever,
because they had it in a case,
but now they're just taking around,
then on this tour people are touching it and shit,
so it's like angry people are saying,
which is really crazy.
He was also only 50, so.
Well, if anything, it's just really fucking sad,
but also very spooky and scary,
and I don't like a spooky scary story like this yeah would you would you like go
meet the doll no what am I fucking crazy like if it was on tour you wouldn't go
and it was like conveniently right near you wouldn't be like oh I guess I'll go
check this out maybe two years ago when I wanted to die now I'm like it's crazy
I don't want to die now okay fair, fair. Would you meet it? I
Think I would go I would go see it
You touch it. Mm-hmm. I don't know if I'm touching it. It's in a it's in a case
Now what if it's out of the case?
Yeah, I think I touch it oh my god,, really? You're not scared of that stuff?
Like a poke?
Do you believe in haunted spooky spirits?
I don't know.
I think I'm skeptical.
I feel like you're a scaredy cat though.
What?
Why?
Why would you say that?
You just call me a stupid fucking bitch.
I just feel like you're a scaredy cat.
Like I feel like, like if you were to turn the corner and I would go, boo, like you would like scream and shriek.
Cause I'm startled?
Yeah, but I feel like you're scared of spooky stuff.
I just don't think I, I just don't think I'm getting freaked out by a doll.
The doll, the doll movies have always,
the doll movies have always just kind of like,
don't mean for a loop, like, it's so,
like I just kick it.
I just punt it.
It's not the doll, it's the spirit that lies within the doll.
And then it haunts you,
and then it makes you do spooky, scary stuff,
and then it kills you.
How?
It's trapped in a little doll, like again, I just, It's the spirit that lies around. How it's trapped in a little doll like again. It's the spirit.
Yeah, but it's trapped in the doll though.
It's trapped in the doll.
It only can do stuff when it's in the doll.
It will trap in you.
It doesn't, that's not how this movie works.
That's not how the story with this dolls work.
Yeah.
No.
That's yeah, Josh, you would, don't go see this.
Don't do it to yourself.
Well, I'm sure I can.
It's probably a part of evidence right now.
It's in lockup.
Oh true.
What can a police officer even do about that though?
Nothing.
Yeah, it's like, damn, we can't even investigate this.
Well, they're probably still going to investigate it.
They're not going to just like write it off.
They're like, ah, Dahl was around. Ah. Well, they're probably still gonna investigate. They're not gonna just like write it off They're like a doll was around
Yeah, I guess true, but then when it's like, oh, there's no evidence other than the doll did it then
It's just like damn chalk this up. Is it a haunted doll death?
Maybe I don't know. I guess we'll probably find out soon though. There will definitely be a movie about this or at least a
documentary
Yeah, little independent film
yeah this shits crazy did you see the Nicki Minaj shit with SZA? I've seen
Nicki Minaj being on Twitter recently in general like going at Jay Z going at a
couple people so she okay this is really hard for me because I'm a I'm a
Nicki girl I'm a SZA girl
I love these ladies both so much for different reasons and they're beefing hard and Nikki is kind of saying some out-of-pocket
Shit to my girl SZA
So Nikki Minaj and SZA they've been beefing on Twitter which started when Nikki said she was bullied by punch
Who is the president of SZA's label after he tweeted broken Barbies?
Which was a song title by a rapper on the label.
SZA seemingly responded to Nicki's claims,
tweeting, Mercury retrograde, don't take the bait,
LOL, silly goose.
And then Nicki responded to that,
that tweet and said, go draw your freckles on Buki,
hashtag Justice for Demori, hashtag deposition Perez,
liar liar pants on fire, sounding like a dead fucking dog
And then SZA responded
I don't give a fuck then all the barbs started bully like bullying SZA and then says I responded again
I get bullied by millions every day and then step my ass out on
Pac Stadium tour where people show me real love in real life
My parents are healthy and I'm the most successful I've ever been.
Get some fucking perspective and bark at the wall.
And then Nikki like saying crazy shit.
Wait, does SZA think she's more successful than me?
LOL.
Y'all catch me up, please.
SZA, if every song you've ever done vanished right now, the music business
wouldn't even miss you.
I've been to countries that never heard of you.
I know you're not that stupid.
Are you stadiums?
And she like just she just kept going
on and on and on. And then, and then SZA brought out the receipts that Nikki was asking SZA recently
to feature on one of her songs. And SZA said, Nikki, you absolutely know my music and what I
contribute because you've asked for features twice to no response. In addition to rapping my lyrics
on Feeling Myself, cooking up the bass looking like a kilo you're having a moment I'm not sure why but be blessed
geez yeah they're at war they're beefing and I don't know like I don't know like I
get like Nikki's mad if she's mad that she was bullied by Ciz's president of the label, like be mad at him.
Why do we have to make it about Ciz-type shit,
you know what I mean?
Yeah.
I am, yeah, I guess it kind of feels like
it came out of nowhere.
Yeah, I don't like the girls fighting.
And it says who won the feud?
I think, I think Nikki like I don't like the girls fighting and I it says who won the feud I think I
Think Nikki looks stupid doing all that. Oh my god delete it take it out of the podcast
I don't think I I think the thing is is Nikki has one of those
like
Audiences or like her like her fans. I don't think Nikki can really ever lose it's I mean I don't
think it even matter that Barb I don't even know it doesn't matter what she
says or what she does she can't lose I agree she'll always be Nikki Minaj bro
and her her people will ride so heavy they will dogs this shit out of you They will pull up to your mother's grave like they will do the craziest things
Like a loose like you can't look she can't lose. She's on but but I do think
It would just wasn't a good look for her as like someone who's on the fence. It's like
Nikki you're saying she was just saying some mean shit. Well, Mike. I don't know. This is me, but I get it
They're rappers. They're beefing. I don't know. I mean sis is not really a rapper, but she can rap don't forget
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Jersey Shore.
Brianna said she's now a Shore whore
and is obsessed with the Jersey Shore.
Is this true?
I'm a whore for the Shore is what that means.
You're a whore for the Shore.
I love the Jersey Shore. It's awesome and I actually can'tore for the shore is what that means. You're a whore for the shore. I love the Jersey Shore.
It's awesome and I actually can't wait for the Barstool show now because man oh man did
I just have the time of my life.
You went and did a little scouting, eh?
A little pre-show scouting.
Yeah.
I liked that.
It was my friend's birthday and I'm like alright, let's get after it.
Let's get in it.
And it's just, I mean it's exactly what you think it is.
It's just you know the most feral fun that you can have and everyone's on the same page
Freaking blast off. That's great. Yeah, pretty good. Oh
We got it. Oh, we got this this is crazy, Josh, okay, so
So my friends from home figured out
someone on my reddit that were like calling my friends from like talking about my friends from home talking about high school like
They they got really upset because obviously they don't they're not on social media
And they don't like ever get hate so like if they see a little bit of people talking about them
They get really mad. They're like who the fuck is this I know it's someone that I know from home
Yeah, so they put on their detective hats okay, and they found out who this girl was
She ended up being like a girl two grades above me someone that I've
never had a conversation with and then
Like they find all of her comments. She has now since then like deleted everything off of reddit
But yesterday I went to check like I still followed this girl on Instagram. She's like in my grade or whatever
She was I mean, I'm sorry in my school or whatever and she always wanted to be an influencer
and I like used to like like her pictures in high school and I open up my like DMS from her
She DMS me every fucking day
Every day like and was on the hate reddit. Yes DMS me every day like no way. Oh my gosh. Love this. No way
Oh my god, can you give me money like all this crazy shit?
Money, I love this post you look so cute in this. Oh my god. Where'd you get this dress? Can you give me money? I love this post you look so cute in this
Oh my god, where do you get this dress? Can you get me money? Oh my gosh, you look great today
Just like making up stories saying that she goes in one of her reddits post she was like no I vividly
Fucking remember Brianna walking through the high school hallways after she got a nose job and a nose job cast
Walking down the hallways with a nose job cast. I'm like bro. I got a nose job and a nose job cast walking down the hallways with a nose job cast I'm like bro I got a nose job my
sophomore year of college so you're just like making stuff up now and then she's
like saying just like crazy stuff and it would be like through the lens of her
watching me in high school just like exist and she's like living my life
through her just crazy and then to see that she DMs me every single day and she
knows exactly who she is now because obviously un-followed her and she
deleted all of her posts. Clock it bitch fuck you, suck my dick, you're weird, hate
you, and your mama and my mom was literally just at one of her fucking
family's cookouts last week. Damn. Damn it's a cold world. Yeah no kidding that's
like some she's on some like weird you shit. Yeah, no kidding. That's like some
She's on some like weird you shit. Yeah. Yeah some weird stalker shit and
Yeah, my auntie Val went boss boss Nova. She was like do I have to make a visit to her house?
No, no, no, no put the selfie away. We're not doing that. I love our family rides like that though
That is great to have that is great to have really funny
So yeah that happened to me. That's my BFF corner. Oh and and your couch is haunted. It's
Legitimately real like always your couch haunted Josh
and I even had a witness last night because I thought I was going a little fucking crazy because
remember when you were in New York and I was telling you that my sleep paralysis is back and like so I didn't know if I was
because when you have sleep paralysis you hallucinate and it's really scary but it also
feels really real so I had sleep paralysis once on my couch and I was like alright I'll
chalk it up to that but Boston there's like this little corner in my couch like one of
the cracks where Boston always she's like scared to walk past it she'll like sniff
it she'll get all freaked out about it.
And we were like, okay, we definitely have a mouse
or something, this was months ago.
We tear apart the whole couch, nothing, nothing's in there.
This is like a new couch, not a vintage one or anything.
And then, all of a sudden, the past couple weeks,
there's been a noise starting to come from within the couch.
Like a ticking, a ticking, a ticking.
And I'm like, bro, I'm going fucking crazy, what what is going on I'm laying on the couch a couple nights ago
and I'm just watching TV the whole couch shakes the whole entire couch shakes and
I'm like trying to walk myself through all the possibilities and like I don't
know maybe someone downstairs is moving something but we all have like 12 foot
ceiling so it's like no one's on the roof moving anything We have like built-in lights
So there's no light fixtures that you can like all the apartments are the same and the whole couch moves the ticking starts happening again
I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, like I literally go for a walk. I'm scared
I'm like this this couch is haunted and then last night me and Megan were laying on the couch
We're watching mob land shot on Mobland great show. Um, and she looks me she goes did you just fart on my foot?
Did your phone just vibrate? We're watching Mobland. Shout out Mobland, great show. And she looks at me, she goes, did you just fart on my foot?
Did your phone just vibrate?
I was like, OK, crazy view to assume
I would fart in your foot.
And no, I've never had my phone vibrate.
And she was like, I just felt my fucking two things touch
my foot like this from the couch.
She was like, I felt something poke my fucking foot.
And then she gets all freaked out.
I get all freaked out.
And then the noise in the couch starts happening again.
Like the ticking.
The ticking.
Like it's literally, and it's like,
tst, tst, tst, and then it will move.
It's not a water couch.
Like, I don't know, and we picked up the couch,
only thing under it was vapes.
Like, there was nothing in the couch.
I'm like, do I have to cut it open?
Yeah, I think you probably do.
I wanna get a video, next time it ticks takes take a video and send it to me.
I will now I'm like on alert. And I'm I'm just like freaked
out because what else could it be? Because it's been happening
for so long. I'm like, it couldn't be an animal living in
there because it would be dead by now.
Probably Yeah. Um, unless they have like a crazy amount of
like, maybe like little mini just add water
Like survivor packets or something and they're just like taking like, you know what I mean? Like pre-work little tiny ones
I don't know but no more than likely. I
Don't know. What if someone put like a bomb in your couch?
You think I didn't think of that? I was literally like, oh my god any second now
It's about to blow.
Because I'm like, what is this ticking? I'm like, maybe someone pranked me and put a fucking alarm clock in there,
but then I was also like thinking about the kids and the wayfare couches, and I'm like, is there a kid in my couch?
There was a kid in a wayfare couch?
It was like a whole conspiracy that you could like buy kids through the black market, but like using Wayfair couches,
because there would be like these arm wars
or these couches that would be like $20,000.
And it was like a conspiracy that they were buying children.
Oh, because there's no way the couch is 20K.
Actually not on Wayfair now.
Yeah.
Oh. Yeah.
So I don't know.
Weird.
But then I jumped on the couch,
because I'm like, if someone's in there,
I've got to kill him. And... So you were kind of like doing big jump scene if you heard like a
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah trying to trick him into revealing themselves
You could light the couch on fire
Thinking about it. Yeah, I will keep you updated because this is a big problem
So that's why I was really spooked out about the Annabelle thing. Yeah
Well Hopefully you figure
that out. Yeah, thank you. I'll keep you maybe you need to
bring in a priest to do an exorcism. Yeah. Yeah. This is me
like throwing around the holy water. That's what I was doing.
Yeah. Maybe I'll sage. I don't really know where I would get a
priest that can you do house calls? Yeah, they do house
calls. For real? Yeah, sure. You calls for oh yeah sure you just gotta like pay
I never got my confirmation. I don't think that matters. I think they they do it for everyone oh
Cool, everyone's a child of God. Oh, that's honestly so true, so I
Don't think all right. I'll check that out. Yeah, maybe that would be my next YouTube video actually
That's not a bad video not a bad video
It's not Josh went on search bar Barstool and said his worst
experience with another podcast was Hawk Tua and the clip went
viral. I didn't even see the clip. But yeah, I mean, it's
pretty self explanatory. I think they just weren't they just
weren't podcasts ready when I went on the podcast. That's
what I think I said in the clip to like it was her first time doing a podcast.
And it was clear.
Like one, I think I was the first episode or maybe the second.
And she had done one with Jake, but it just was not ready to be shooting.
So that first episode I did didn't even air.
We went recorded it.
It was probably an hour and a half felt like
two and a half three and
Maybe she was just nervous or
It you know was the first time so she's working through like how to speak to people or how to transition
I found that was the big thing. It was just transitioning from topic to topic wasn't done
So it would almost be me transitioning the topics
on someone else's podcast.
I wasn't really playing so much of a guest
as I was like a host.
So it wasn't like I was like,
oh, the worst person or anything.
It was just brand new.
Went on it a second time, did it again.
And it was better than the first.
Yeah, yeah yeah I had
the same experience it was just like it felt like but yeah she had no experience
so I think once a podcaster comes on we kind of probably felt like we had to
take control of it so that it would work yeah yeah I mean it was it was really
like oh my goodness I feel bad gotta get something moving here. Gotta get combo going a bit.
You can just tell how nervous she was.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah. So you still have mad love
for Hawk2AGirl though.
Yeah.
So much mad love dawg.
For real, for real.
Like that. Like that.
Like that. Damn, for real.
So yeah, happy uh, happy Tuesday. Like that. Like that. Damn, for real. So yeah, happy Tuesday.
Happy Tuesday.
All right.
See ya.