BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - BFFS BEEF WITH CANCELLED PODCAST? — BFFs EP. 160

Episode Date: January 25, 2024

We're back with a new episode to discuss this week's headlines - Taylor Swift and Jason Kelce at the Chiefs x Bills game, another podcast falls victim to Tana Mongeau flaking, Mr. Beast's TV show deal, the Orange Peel theory, Zayn Malik's foot getting run over by a car, Tate McRae and Kid Laroi's dinner date, Caitlin Clark flops, Trisha Paytas may give birth to another reincarnated royal, Sofia Franklyn and Trisha's beef, the Coachella 2024 lineup, and more. We end with BFFs corner where Josh's sketch show 'Read the Room' premiered, Candace Owens comes for Bri and Grace, the BFFs have to defend themselves against Brooke Schofield's retelling of calling into the show, Dave finally learns name of Bri’s podcast, and we read Mean Comments. Support Our Sponsors! Raising Canes: Come for the chicken fingers and stay for sauce! Order online at https://RaisingCanes.com Gametime: Download the Gametime app or go to https://gametime.co, enter your email, and redeem code BFF for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply). Visible: Get a one-line wireless plan from Visible, just $20/mo for 24 months with code VISIBLE24. Offer ends January 31. New members only. Promotional rate with service on the Visible Plan. For additional terms and network management practices, see https://visible.com. Check out the BFFs Social Media Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bffspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BFFsPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bffspodYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

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and probably, I don't know what else is on the sheet, probably rightfully so, because, and Josh, your Bills. That was so sad. They always lose to the Chiefs. Thanks, yeah. I'm sorry, Josh. And I don't know.

I don't even understand. I don't even understand. How do you miss a fucking field goal? It's not even that. They had every break. I don't even understand. How do you miss a fucking field goal? It's not even that. They had every break. Every break. Every break. Dropping balls.

I think Allen played great. Did you hate? I was rooting for the Bills, but did you, like, seeing Jason Kelsey and Taylor celebrate, did that make you hate them? Here's the thing. Here's the thing. I will say the only thing I think I like about the Chiefs

was Jason Kelsey being there. Me too. Yeah. I like Jason Kelsey. He's a fun guy. He's supporting his brother. I'm not going to hate on a guy for supporting his brother. But what I will say.

Rubbing your face. If that was the Patriots, I enjoyed it, but I didn't have really a rooting interest. gonna hate on a guy for supporting his brother but what i will say rubbing your face like if that was the patriots i i like i enjoyed it but i didn't have really a rooting interest if i was if that was the patriots i think it would have infuriated me i mean i i turned off the tv in the moment i would never say turn on taylor but i but my blood runs pretty deep with the Patriots. Like, if I feel like people are having too much fun at my expense, then the claws may come out. No, don't get me wrong.

I was upset. I was not happy. I was cooking dinner for everyone at my house. Instant vibe killer. I think I just burnt the food on purpose after that. I didn't want anyone to have a good time yeah i think you texted me you never i'll never see you again i said it was good knowing you yeah it was a tough loss good knowing you for sure like we're hitting digs on

a huge bomb hits them right in the arm digs you're getting paid too much to drop and he can't complain and whine all year long all year long complain and whine all year long, all year long, complain and whine. And then perfect ball to you dropping it. It was just it was ridiculous. It was a ridiculous game. I don't see like this is stuff. I loved it. But Travis doing just got over it.

The heart, the Taylor like reputation. It's reputation heart, right? No. What is it? I'm saying no. What is it? Fearless saying no. What is it? Fearless. Fearless.

Fearless heart. Let's watch this clip. That's adorable. I didn't know that. I thought he was just doing love. No, no. That's like the Taylor. They put that heart on YouTube one time for Taylor.

Oh, I do remember that. And he blows her a kiss. There's the kiss. That's to her? Yeah. Oh, that do remember that. Busted coverage, wide open track. And he blows her a kiss. There's the kiss. That's to her? Yeah. Oh, that's cute. They're in love. That's true love, yeah.

They're in the lovey, lovey, lovey-dovey phase right now. There was also the clip of Taylor Swift's reaction when Jason Kelsey jumped into the crowd. So funny. She just put her hands over her mouth. It's such a cross world look at you she comes in the back taylor does and like the red hat right right there like watching like oh my god what is going on yeah it's crazy i don't even see that yeah that's what i'm saying

oh he's awesome he's like the coolest most fun dude ever jason kelsey i love him everyone loves him they love his wife they love him again if i was an eagles fan i don't know how much i would have loved it but eagles well yeah because he plays for the eagles it's like i i'm like a real hard ass fan like i expect i remember the patriots lost the super bowl gronk was dancing that night i'm like stop fucking dancing I can't even move you should be crying and I get it it's Jason Kelsey it's his brother but the Chiefs did beat the Eagles in the Super

Bowl the year before by the way I'm on an island I don't think I'd be mad every Eagles fans like we love Jason Kelsey he can do no wrong so I get it now my girl my source was once again front and fucking center what do you mean like she was in the mix with all these because she's everywhere who is she she's my source okay so now we can

pinpoint down to maybe we can figure out who it is josh for real if she was in this crowd i'm gonna be honest i'm gonna be out of the show now we started with the worst fucking thing we could have started with on this show hey hey it's okay next year should we just should i just out my source no no no i don't care not until you meet her dave so super bowl yeah is that when you're gonna meet taylor well if the chiefs are in it yeah you're a chief super fan now no no i would never i would never do that and let me say something about my source. I don't mean to out her, but my source is a Steeler fan, and she's acting an awful lot like a Chiefs fan, which I would too. But if the Chiefs get to the Super Bowl, now I'm hearing there's some sort of conflict issues with Tokyo.

Like I think Taylor has to be in Tokyo. Yeah, but I've also heard it on good good information there's no way taylor would miss the super bowl okay so she'll probably just private jet i don't know private jet for her lover i don't know the exact date of the show but i think i let me put this way i think i'm gonna meet my source i haven't met my source yet what how you talk to your source? oh we're like best friends yeah? text it? no DMs

oh okay but like if I see her like what's Saturday is the last show in Tokyo Super Bowl's the 11th is the next day

yeah so I don't know I'm not a math guy I don't know how we gotta see how long the flight is the time line it depends on what time

it is in Tokyo I guess she'll move mountains to go see her man in the Super Bowl though correct but I don't know that she'd cancel a show no I don't think so well they're ahead right time it is in tokyo i guess she'll move mountains to go see her man in the super bowl though correct but i don't know that she'd cancel a show no i don't think so they're ahead right so their tokyo ahead would be 12 hours so if it's at night it'd be like 8 a.m saturday so time travels yeah so basically she probably could get back to meet you so are you going into

the super bowl you can't no but i assume yeah, I don't know what I do. The last thing I sent, so we have this video on Barstool Sports when Jason Kelsey took a young fan to meet Taylor Swift, like Jason Kelsey is carrying a fan from the crowd, and I said he's carrying a fan in and I can't even get a hello. Like, I mean, come on. What did she say? All she did was wave back.

The kid did not come in. And then I bust her balls. Yeah, no, we're like. You're buddies. We're very friendly. So we'll see. So don't out her. Don't out her.

Okay. I mean, a lot of people have figured it out by now. Yeah. Because every time I'm like, well, she's there. She's front. She's our best friend. Like her best fucking friend. It'd be like me being like i'm

really good friends with o'malley but i don't know if i'll ever get to meet brie it's like that's where we're at wow so you're this close yeah but i think there is some element of the rest of the crew i have said doesn't fuck with you like Like this podcast hasn't been the most Brittany Mahomes friendly podcast of all time. Yeah, that's very true. But hey, people change. What was that, a year ago? She mentioned that to Josh when they met. Yes.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, damn. We really shot Josh in the heart. Guys, you just shot me in the fucking heart to start this pod. Listen, man. You're so young. The Bills have so many years ahead of them it's gonna be okay what the hell is this next thing

some fans think dave is a part of a black and white profile picture wave on instagram but someone pointed out that dave had oh because my mug shot yeah yeah but But you've been... You started it. Yeah, you've had that forever. I didn't even know it was black and white. That's how crazy... Like, yeah, I... That's your profile picture on everything, yeah? Yeah, you like that photo.

You like that photo, don't you? Well, no. Who changes profiles? Like, I... I mean, I thought it was a cool photo when it happened. That's my mugshot. Yeah. I mean, I got to change photos every once in a while.

Well, that's... I change when I change my hair color. Yeah, that's a girl. yeah i mean i gotta change photos every once in a while that's it doesn't i change when i change my hair color yeah that's a girl exactly yeah what i'm not a girl well i'm a girl behavior what no dude i i was like i was 17 when i started instagram i can't have a 17 year old picture of me on there that's weird no that's fair that that is fair you're yeah okay i'm a growing man i'm a growing man. I'm a growing man. Yeah, I don't change. I look pretty much the same. Right, right, right, right, right, right.

Okay. We're just growing. Yeah, you're a growing boy. Tana cancels on Howie Mandel's podcast. Tana tried to cancel Howie Mandel's podcast by saying she was around her assistant who is sick. Out of respect to Howie, who's famously a germaphobe because of his OCD. She was being cautioned by potentially not coming. Howie and his kids, who are also on his show,

told Tana it was all right, but she still came to try to catch her in her alleged lies. She never ended up coming to his recording. Many people were surprised because they thought Tana had changed after the Laugh Dave incident. Please. Come on. Homegirl, never change it.

Yeah, you can't. I don't feel like you don't change. Tiger doesn't change tiger doesn't change the stripes no no no no no she's being super successful i'm waiting for her to miss one of her shows i saw that like tour date yeah they have 9 000 shows on that uncancellable thing and they said they were going to add more it's crazy i i don't know i think that brooke is a good person to like keep her in check to make sure she's on time for everything. Okay.

Good. Didn't keep her in check for the Howie Mandel show. Well, Brooke probably wasn't doing it with her. So what is this podcast? I don't know what this podcast is. This video. It's just them finding out in real time that Tanner was being like, oh, I'm sick. And them being like, no, it's fine.

And Trevor being like, well, you might as well get there. right it was in live oh wow her her lies to her credit she don't even try she'd be better off she knows i'm flaking like why why even lie yeah one of them was i don't uber alone she's like my driver's not here and i don't uber alone that's hilarious i love tana uh the sick ones sick ones like an easy one too you know what i mean because like you don't want to people gonna you're gonna be like you're not sick yeah what did she originally for us it was some ridiculous she said she had covid one time yeah that was she was puking one time covid puking well she had videos of her like party all night she's like oh i got yeah to be fair she could have been puking. Well, she had videos of her like partying all night. She's like, oh, I got, yeah. To be fair, she could have been puking,

but she's probably hungover. Yes. Drew Walls gets clowned into sponsorships. I don't know who Drew Walls is. Drew Walls has blown up after the internet clowned his day in the life videos

because people can believe his dedication to setting up a tripod to record himself doing things like shower, check out grocery store, back his car and get in and out.

Drew has gotten so big he's getting ad deals with the NFL and even Drake copied his videos i saw drake's video and i did not understand what it was see the target run doesn't everybody do this yeah but like the you'll see some of them like like there he's setting up a tripod across the parking lot he's dedicated to the video how do they know he just doesn't have somebody with him well it's still what it's completely still so it's on a tripod got it for sure on a tripod

he's dedicated to the content man i feel like a lot of people do that so it worked out for him yeah drake copied him wait he's on the Ravens? What? I think you read something wrong. It was an idea for the NFL. Is Drew Walls Alex Earl for men? What does that mean? This is Drew Walls is who we just watched.

Correct. So he makes videos like Alex Earl. That's how Alex Earl makes videos? Yeah, she makes Day in the Life like that. Like she'll go to the grocery store and put her camera up and video herself. Alex Earl is still doing that herself? Yeah. Well, I think her boyfriend records a lot of it.

The football guy? Yeah. No. Yeah, I swear. No, you've got to have some self-respect. No, no, no, no. Watch the video. He's in them and then they'll be in the store together and then it will be someone videoing her.

So it has to be him. Self-respect or not. They make videos like that like every day yeah he's he's in all our videos yeah braxton barrios yeah nice guy i can't picture him being like hey let's park at target i'll walk 100 yards down and get now i think he wants to be like an influencer too i think so too well not that one the one she posted last night which one is that one the one she posted last night

which one is that one the like do people like go bananas on that video the one we just watched yeah like ready he's videoing that why do you say He's videoing that.

Why do you say he's videoing that? Because it's just them three and someone's recording. No, but you could have a tripod. But it was moving. Yeah, that was a moving. So he's like this. Got you, babe. The garlic bread actually looks good.

Yeah, that looks... I'm kind of... I was going to say, the Caesar salad looked pretty good too. Three things. Dave's famous garlic bread actually looks good. Yeah, that looks good. I'm kind of hungry. The Caesar salad looks pretty good too. I make three things. Dave's famous garlic bread, Dave's famous stir fry, and Dave's famous chicken cacciatore. Yeah, you could start a restaurant. Those are my three. That's all I got. Wait, wait, wait.

How do you make the garlic bread? What do you do? I go get a fresh loaf. I put some butter, some garlic, and then my secret ingredient, which I can't tell you. You can't tell me? Ever? You can't even text me like off show yeah i'll text you off show okay okay thank you if we ever have a bff meal yeah okay oh we could each make our specialty we all make a specialty dish mine would be chicken cacciatore dave's famous chicken cacciatore and then the dave's famous famous garlic bread because the garlic bread doesn't go with the stir fry it can go with my i make chicken parm it could go with that oh yeah yeah okay okay i just make like a grass-fed ribeye i like that okay easy butter

thyme garlic base that baby mr beast is in talks for 100 million tv show deal mr beast is allegedly nearing 100 million deal with prime video for reality competition show that mr beast is allegedly nearing a hundred million deal with prime video for reality competition show that mr beast would host shows rumored to follow the format of his viral youtube challenges with large cash prizes so i think mr beast has hit the stage where he just wants to be famous right because he can make insane money just doing his youtube but he's doing all this other stuff uh i think he's just hit that fan we've never had him is he on that list yeah he said yes like eight months back and then kind of ghosted all our attempts to like actually schedule but he said he would come on he went back and forth remember we talked we missed

it when i got upset that people said he was more known for pizza yeah yeah yeah yeah then he he replied he's like well d Dave's the pizza guy. Oh. So maybe you should DM him. Yeah. Good move. Yeah. Nice guy.

Orange peel theory. There's a new trending theory going around to test your relationship. Girlfriends are asking boyfriends to help them peel an orange for them and see if they're helpful or supportive. One couple's blowing up after the boyfriend's harsh response. I feel like this is something a lot of girls would ask hey help me with this orange i'd be i'd be do it in two seconds i have an orange tree oh nice damn so that's how that's how good of a boyfriend you'd supply the orange yeah they're not growing they're not growing great but i really want an orange right now i got you buddy no i really want

it but like i hate peeling it oh fuck buddy fuck, buddy. Go ahead and do it. You're not going to peel it for me? Dude, okay. As if I don't do enough. This is fake, I think. A good boyfriend would peel this for me. And a great boyfriend would tell you to do it yourself. He knows he's being recorded at least.

Build you up as a female. I can do it myself, but like the point is that you would do it for me. Like you're not even asking. This is so fake. So fake. Who put this on there fake gotta be fake fake ass fake that's fake ass fake that you're not even special fake ass fake baby that's fake ass fake yeah put that on what boyfriend wouldn't peel an orange

for their girlfriend because the long nails i would think would make it hard yeah yeah no that that's a very i thought the long nails would make it like it would make it hard. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's a very... I thought the long nails would make it like... It's like you got a tool. No, but you may break them, no? Yeah. Or you don't want to get them all sticky and stuff. Yeah, just get your boyfriend's nails sticky.

That's like, hey, can you open this spaghetti sauce for me? Instead of a boyfriend being like, no, you're weak. Of course they would. You're a pussy. Yeah. Man exposed during twerking competition. In the middle of twerking competition, a man came in his pants. Like, of course they would. You're a pussy. Yeah. Man exposed during twerking competition. The middle of twerking competition, a man came in his pants.

Oh, God. I thought they were going to say he got a boner. I didn't know where he was going. Dude, come on. I guess we're going to watch it. You almost just got to, you got to just get up and leave, right?

Like, if you feel it coming, no pun intended, you just got to, you got to get up and go. Oh, man. Oh, man. How do you? Common. No pun intended. You just got to get up and go. Oh, man. Oh, no. Oh, that guy, man.

I don't know if this can be real either. He wasn't even touching yet. Maybe he hasn't been touched in a while. Yeah, but you can't just come from watching like that. Maybe he's trained. He's got premature ejaculation. Yeah, but that would be like you're getting grinded on. No, it's just like that.

Maybe she was grazing. Maybe he pissed himself. Yeah, and then he was like, okay. I No, it's just like that. Maybe she was grazing. Maybe he pissed himself. Yeah. And then he was like, I can't just feed a little. Yeah. A little dribble. Why would,

I don't think that's real either. Maybe he had a big goal before. I just don't think that's real. That wasn't sexy enough to like, I don't care what your situation is down there. Yeah. Disney adults are trending again, moving along. Disney is also going viral again this time because a woman posted a video

crying and running into Goofy's arms after not being able to hug him for three years. Listen, I'm all about Disney adults. I fucking love Disney. Me too. I don't know if I'd cry over Goofy, but I'll go to Disney any day of the week. I had a really funny comedy sketch idea about making fun of Disney adults,

but it didn't get cleared because they thought Disney was going to. Oh, here we go with the Raising Cane. Oh, we got Cane's. Let's bring it in. You can place it. Just put it on that table. Thank you. Thank you.

Yeah, I'm still waiting for the day that Raising Cane's comes to my house. Where's the closest one to you? Thank you. It's like 10, 15 minutes away. I had a Raising Cane's error in Miami. I was going to get it, and I didn't realize there's like 10, 15 minutes away. I had a raising gains error in Miami. I was going to get it, and I didn't realize there's one in, maybe is it Hialeah?

But I put in the wrong one and drove like 40 minutes the wrong way before I realized it. It's worth it. It is worth it. I didn't realize. You didn't realize? No. I knew something didn add up yeah man I don't know about that

I love it I love it they love this shit that was the switchest turn up ever I mean like that is just a lot but yeah cry would you cry over goofy no yeah i mean yeah that's what i said i just don't know about that it's not me but i'll go to disney with her now i'm chewing which is rude do you want to read the next one brie sure zayn malik gets his foot run over leaving paris fashion week event oh no zayn his first public appearance in nearly five years zayn got his foot run over leaving Paris Fashion Week event. Oh no, Zayn.

In his first public appearance in nearly five years, Zayn got his foot run over by a car attempting to leave Kenzo's Paris Fashion Week event. In a sponsored event, Zayn later confirmed his foot's okay to his incredibly well-made shoes. What does he have? Bionic shoes on? Maybe he has like Kenzo shoes on and it was like a little brand deal. Ah, yeah. Maybe it was a planted foot run over. Yeah. You know, like the Stanley mug in the in the explosion.

Yeah. See, did he get smart? Like Gigi's had his mother's. Did he allegedly pushed her down the stairs or something? I think it was something on those lines. Allegedly that. Yeah. I think he pushed her down the stairs is what someone said.

That's bad. Yeah, pretty bad. That's not good at all. But then it came- Can't do that to a mom. Shoved Gigi's- Yeah, Zayon Milek breaks silence on allegations that he shoved Gigi Hadid's mother, Yolanda Hadid. Yolanda accused Zayon of shoving her into a dresser, causing mental anguish.

I mean- Oh, shoved her into a dresser. But I was in the middle of reading that. Yeah, this is... Nothing about it is common. He said apparently it's not true. Oh, what's he going to say? Push the old woman down the stairs? Well, I guess we'll never know, really. No.

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Again, but why? I assume Snoop Dogg has infinity money. Do you see that? They offered him $100 million to pull that thang out, is what they said. If he pulled that thang out. Yeah, why would... Yeah, no amount of money would persuade her

to let him sign up for OnlyFans. No shit. Yeah, you don't want to put that thang out. That's crazy. He doesn't need it. Yeah, you can't be repping that thang on the OnlyFans. He doesn't need it at all. Oh, hot couple alert, huh?

Tate, McRae, and Kid LAROI go to dinner together? Ooh. He doesn't need it at all. Oh, hot couple alert, huh? Tate McRae and Kid Leroy go to dinner together? Ooh. This is a happening couple. Yeah. Pop stars. This is reportedly coming to, if they went on vacation in Mexico earlier in the month. That's how this guy dresses to go to a date?

With Tate McRae? Yeah, you gotta put it on for Tate mccray that's like the hottest thing right now yeah i think i have that same hoodie actually maybe he's trying to be super chill so he's like oh i'm not trying too hard i think he's just he's a chill guy one of those chill guys love his new album i'll say it every time his name comes up yeah i'm a fan of his um neon doesn't want to pay security josh joined oh there's you you were with this guy so so this is this guy an absolute piece of shit this is what happened so bryce i'm with bryce we're shopping um and bryce gets a call from neon and he's like yo dude you want to come on the

stream and fight vitale like do a boxing match sparring match with Vitaly. And Bryce is like I mean fuck sure I'll do it. Josh do you want to come and watch and support me? He's like an old school YouTube prankster. He used to do like the streaking videos at the FIFA World Cup or stuff like that that he went really viral for.

And so I think he's just you know trying to get a moment again. He's trying to get a moment again and get a viral clip. And Bryce was like, dude, do you want to cut? Like, if I'm going to go, do you want to come with me and just like,

come watch? Um, I was like, sure. You know, I'll, I'll go with you. Watch you do a little,

uh, sparring match. So, uh, went over there and then neon's old security is, or neon's. Yeah. Old security was actually my security at the sway house back in the day.

So like when we had security at Sway, we had the two guys that ended up working for him. And I guess he didn't pay the last month. Or, like, when he fired them, he didn't give them notice and didn't give them, like, a last month's pay or something like that. So they texted me when I was there on the stream and said, hey, we're coming. We got, like, 30 guys with us. You better tell Neon to pay me my money. So it was a mess. The whole entire thing was a mess.

I was sitting around looking. Yeah, all of it was real. The fight didn't happen. They didn't pull up there in the gym. They didn't pull up there in the gym. It was the biggest mess of a thing i've ever been a part of i'm looking at bryce and bryce was looking at me we kind of had our hands up in the air and we just looked at each other we were like why are we here why so what happened to the bryce by the way this is the with i've only seen like five clips of this guy it's like this guy and the other little

kid who walk around security and pick fights and they're like dirty yeah like five clips of this guy. It's like this guy and the other little kid who walk around with security and pick fights. Jack Doherty. Yeah. That's what this guy, like his entire world is being an asshole. Yeah. It wasn't like. He shouldn't be allowed to have security. Like the way those two guys act, you shouldn't be allowed to have security.

You want to be an asshole. Fine. Yeah. You have to get beat up. Correct. For doing the things and saying the things you did i you know what i genuinely think that i've talked to him like once off camera uh just because we were at like the same party or something like that or a pre-party and i think he's genuinely just like he's a young kid that has a hundred thousand

people watching him concurrently on a stream that are like calling him a bitch and a pussy because he doesn't like stand up for himself and he's like you know he's not like the biggest guy and i think it's like started to actually affect his like the way he thinks he thinks he needs to act hard you know what i mean it's like one of those things when you're like young and becoming older and you're trying to go through a little bit like it's like he's having an identity crisis you know but um i don't think he's necessarily like a bad person at heart i just think he's like a younger kid that's trying to has all these eyeballs on him he's caught up in it trying to be tough people always make fun of him and him and his girlfriend are always getting dragged through the mud so this is the guy who was like hitting on charlie like a total cock move. The kid's an ass. Oh, that was actually.

See, but I think that's some of the stuff that's like – it's like when Logan Paul was doing the daily vlogs and then he eventually got a little too ahead of himself. You know what I mean? And then he ended up in Japan. You know what I'm saying? Like you try to up what you're doing every single day and they're live streaming every day for hours no editing no

cuts right you try to make a joke every once in a while do something it's like shit you're gonna fuck up you're gonna do stuff people don't agree with um i'm not saying i'm not like saying he's the best guy in the world but i just think he's like a young younger guy i'm pretty sure he's only like 19 yeah um he's a piece of shit though but yeah it was a mess of an event vitale just definitely did it to back out of the fight like bryce showed up was warmed up and then the vitale guys sitting there like oh i need a theme song i need a theme song give me a speaker he's delaying time delaying time he's on his phone weirdly like way too long then two random people pull up and start pressing vitale and then vitale backs out of the fight just before it was supposed to happen.

Me and Bryce were just like, this has maybe been the stupidest hour of our lives. I can't believe we just went through this. And we left and we were like, yeah, that was just bad. Kyle from NELC calls out New York Times. I have a New York Times article suggesting NELC was working with Zinn

under the table. Kyle called out New York Times for only giving him until the morning to respond to her and heard that before request for comment says that the woman who wrote the story got someone's tiktok account to lead in the process of writing her story okay i mean they always call for comment um and then they say we're only taking comments until the morning yeah i mean i don't know how long this story has been going on i've dealt with this with new york times always so it's a lot of probably what i've gone through uh caitlin carke used a flopping i'm wearing this hoodie she got mauled at ohio state random but she always takes the high road she got yeah she's a class act so class classiest i've determined i gotta see her play before she's done at Iowa.

Is she a flopper? No. Show the clip. They lost in Ohio State's stormed the course. She got smoked. Oh. But she handles. She's like, I...

You see it? Yeah. It's a little spin move. Ragdoll husband is worried about providing for his family what the fuck is that so i thought this is gonna be a guy who got like ragdolled in bed like a submissive guy it's it's a ragdoll uh What is this lady up to? This is worse than a Disney adult. For sure. I mean, this is... What do we even...

Like, yeah, no... Like, I mean... She has a... Yeah, you're worried he can't provide? He's a doll. And her children... You don't even have a family. It's just you.

Your children are dolls. Correct, they're all dolls. And I also don't think he's the one that's worried i'm pretty sure the doll can't have any emotion correct the expenses are increasing he has to pay for food for me dave wizards of waverly place sequel announced i know nothing about wizards of waverly place do you is this your generation yeah that was like the best show ever yeah it was so good this is where i was my first crush i think i fell in love with selena gomez think I fell in love with Selena Gomez. Yep, I fell in love with Max.

You know what I tried to watch? Murders in the Building. Yeah. Couldn't get through episode two. Me either. Sucked. Yeah, it's like a sitcom-y thing, though. What are you laughing at, Josh?

You're just funny. I'm looking. Sucked. Single Dave just goes to bed at like 8 30 and like hunts every did you watch the uh what's it called american murder about like the gone girl situation on netflix no i'll watch it do you like crime stuff yes okay watch it it's number one on netflix new when it come out like this week in yeah bang Yeah. Bang. Everybody watch that. It's sick. We'll talk about it next week. Oh, I'm not at home.

Where are our influencers now? A TikTok has gone viral of a girl saying a Roman Empire is all the influencers dropped out of college, quit their jobs, moved to LA, and became irrelevant. The girl asked where those influencers are now, what they're doing, which other TikTok users respond to comments about where some are now. That's interesting. Well, Bryce Hall is still in there. I mean, the first one Bryce Hall needs to start selling courses

because it hasn't been relevant since 2016. I feel like he's still kind of relevant with his fighting. Yeah. Yeah, I saw one of the comments that I saw Josh working at Canes. There was a lot of comments about being like, yeah, I saw Josh Richards at a Raising Canes. Now, some of these, Nash Greer, out. Yeah, but he has like a family and a wife.

Cameron Dallas, out, right? Yeah. Does Cameron Dallas have a baby too or am I making that up? I think you're making that up. But Cameron Dallas also had like a super successful investment with FanFix. Made like, I think over $10 million or something like that. Yeah, a lot of them are just chilling with money they made in the beginning. You know who's a cute little couple now that I always see?

It's Griffin Johnson and his girlfriend. Oh, and they're always hunting and fishing. Yeah, they're always just being like, And you know what? Griffin's making money right now. That's the thing. What is he doing? People don't Snapchat.

He makes a good amount of money on Snapchat. And then he also has like certain ads that he does. I think people don't realize that once you've got a following, there's a lot of things you can do with it besides, you know, just posting videos online. Like I think Griffin's also going in. He's doing like he's working with companies where he's giving them advice on like how to reach Gen Z. Yeah, he's consulting. He, like he's working with companies where he's giving them advice on like how to

reach how they can. Yeah. He's consulting. He gets advisory shares and companies like there's more to it than just, you know, posting videos on Tik TOK. If you're smart, if you're smart,

some people aren't, and they do just post videos on Tik TOK. We've got some Tricia Paytas news. Tricia Paytas reacts to the internet, blaming her for King Charles getting sick. I don't get this at all. We have some crazy headlines. Tricia Paytas expecting trisha paytas reacts to the internet blamer for king charles getting sick i don't get this at all we have some crazy headlines trisha pay is expecting a daughter named elvis and may conspiracy theorists have run rampant after king charles had to go undergo surgery for an enlarged prostate kate middleton had to undergo abdominal surgery on the same day

when trisha last gave birth to her daughter malibu people said she was a reincarnation of queen elizabeth who died the same day Trisha announced the birth of her daughter. All right, whatever. This is just crazy. That's fucking insane. Is it funny what she says or something? Yeah, but it's just people just insane. And then more.

Sophia Franklin responds to Trisha and Alice Cooper on Call Her Daddy. A couple months ago after Sophia said she loved having her mental illness, Trisha says great mental illness is normalized, but it can't be discouraging when mental illness is glamorized. Sophia then called Trisha electrocuted hair girl and said that's damaging to tell people how they should or should not express their own mental illness. Okay. I didn't see Sophia talk about her at all. I didn't even know that. Can we watch it?

Sure. No hate to those two girls okay no hate to electrocuted hair girl but i just think it's a little bit damaging to tell people how they should or should not express their own mental illness i love my mental illness me too my mental illness literally makes me beat electrocuted hair girl was so uncalled for what would she say that oh that's her mental fair insult i'm not the biggest sophia but if you're throwing it it's all electric but but but it's just frizzy hair yeah but trisha didn't insult sophia at all so it's just out of nowhere well i think maybe if you watch longer in that trisha paytas video she got to the insult

but she doesn't insult like how she looks anything. She just says that it's damaging to glamorize having mental illness. I guess Sophia said they made up. I don't know. Is that the whole story? Well, they made up and then Trisha talked about it on Call Her Daddy. Trisha brought it up and then Sophia basically went off being like, Alex is still using me for views. Well, that's... She's a loser.

That's Alex. Alex, you have to basically pull her teeth out to get her to talk about Sophia. She does not want to talk about Sophia. So I don't know what that's all about. Live action Minecraft cast. The Star Stud Live... The Star Stud Live action Minecraft movie cast is being rolled out.

Includes actors like Jennifer Coolidge, Jason Momoa jack black and kate mckinnon who fucking cares i mean jack black's dope i think they figured out that he was the best part of mario and they're just going to put him in every live action now that was from a video game internet mad over fat con the internet is upset over the first ever fat con which is a new fat liberation conference this is classic internet what do you care if the fat people are going to be like celebrate their fatness let them go this is kind of sick just fat con it's cool what is the internet mad about people being fat i think they're it's probably a like like uh they think promoting an unhealthy lifestyle is that it or they think they're... It's probably like we're promoting an unhealthy lifestyle. Is that it?

Or they think they're getting made fun of? Oh, you think the fats are... Yeah, it's definitely... I was going to say, it's probably people being like, yo, fat people get healthy, but... I wonder what they talk about. If fat people are accepting their fate, then let them accept their fate.

Do they just like... There were so many amazing panels ranging from Fat Liberation 101 to Fat Lesk to Fat Nerds. I even talked on a panel with the Plus Bus on 101 Ways to Lose the Weight of Fat Hate. There was an amazing plus-size fashion show featuring multiple designers. This one's Chub Rub. We had fat pool parties. I don't think there's anything wrong with this. Yeah, this is nice.

We did get up to shenanigans. It's a little much. I cannot't think there's anything wrong with this. Yeah, this is nice. They're embracing themselves. We did get up to shenanigans. It's a little much. I cannot wait for next year's Fat Con. Good for them. I mean, I think, you know, it's their lives. Totally. They can do what they want with it.

Coachella 24 has been announced. It's been received mixed emotions from fans. Some are claiming headliners are less impressive than the lineup. Lana Del Rey, headliner, title of the creator, Doja Cat, No Doubt. I don't know who No Doubt is. Come on. Gwen Stefani? I didn't know either.

Oh, fuck. Is that a bad thing? Is that Hollaback Girl? No. No Doubt is Gwen Stefani. Yeah. That's her band before. Oh, that's before Hollaback Girl?

You don't know No Doubt? What year was it? I'm sorry, man. What songs is it? It's everything. I love Gwen Stefani, but I guess I don't know No Doubt? What year was it? I'm sorry, man. What song is it? It's everything. I love Gwen Stefani, but I guess I don't know too much. This shit is bananas. That's Hollaback Girl. B-N-A-N-A-S, bananas.

That's my favorite song. I used to sing it at the talent show. But I didn't know she was in a group. You didn't know No Doubt? I just know Gwen Stefani. You don't know this doubt i just know gwen stefani you don't know this song definitely know this song is this i'm just a girl i'm just a girl i only know it from tiktok though yep stay i'm just a girl

yeah I know Gwen Stefani yeah well you didn't know no doubt it makes me feel old and sad Brad Pitt

won't shower for days Brad Pitt's former roommate Jason I didn't know they were roommates Jason Priestley

from 90210 revealed that they lived together before they were both famous they would frequently have a competition so you would go along without showering Brad Pitt would constantly win Jason, I didn't know they were roommates. Jason Priestley from 90210 revealed that they lived together before they were both famous. They frequently have a competition, so you would go along without showering.

Brad Pitt would constantly win. I don't know if this is a real thing. Why would you do that? Like, who does that? I've never heard of guys doing that. That's such a bro-y thing. But it's not. That's my thing.

I've never heard of that. Like, oh, see how- Like, Josh lives in a frat house. Were you guys being like, let's see who can go along without showering? No, we definitely didn't do that. Yeah, I've never heard of anyone doing that. That seems made up. I wouldn't say like our hygiene was at an all-time high either.

But you weren't trying to notch out. Like we had a picture of like probably like week old guacamole that was left in a bowl in our room. Go like trend on Twitter. It was just the grossest. Yeah, that's gross. Elon Musk says there could be one billion androids walking Earth in 20 years.

Robots? Yeah. That's terrifying. That means the horror movies when they become smarter and kill us all would happen. Yeah. Or they're just droids

like in Star Wars. Yeah, but the droids are the droids nice. No, there's some are some aren't. Oh, some are and some aren't. Oh. Some are and some aren't. It depends what they're made for. Reese Witherspoon criticized for eating snow. Reese Witherspoon criticized for taking snow from outside and eating it.

Who cares? Everyone's like, do you know how dirty snow is? Yeah, who fucking cares? Yeah, just let her eat her snow. Shut up. It's Reese Witherspoon. She's an angel. Who hasn't eaten?

Like, everyone's eaten snow at some point, I feel like. BFF Corner, Josh mocks Austin McBroom. Austin McBroom is posting nonstop on Snapchat since divorce. He's being mocked for the type of content he's posting. Josh joined in remarking remaking one of Austin's Snapchats on TikTok. Yeah. This is hilarious. Did you see the original video?

Yes. Did either of you see the original video? Yes. Just pulled up to see the original video? Yes. Just pulled up to church. About to get that good word in. Been trying to get closer to the man above. I've been feeling great. Been really focused on my body, my mind, and my spirit.

If you're around me or you're close with me, you know I'm locked in right now. Been hitting the gym every day. Been trying to eat a little better. Struggled, been trying to eat better. I've been consistently going to church and, you know, trying to live the word. I've been feeling good, y'all. I've been feeling good, especially, you know, during a time like this. Got to make sure your mind's right.

Working out. Did he say anything back after you made fun of him? I don't know. I don't think so. I mean, we can watch my TikTok because it's hilarious. All right. Let's see the TikTok. Self-proclaimed Herit.

Yo, what's up, guys? Just pulled up to church. You know me. Got to get a convo in with the guy in the sky, the big man with the plan. Just focusing on my mind, my body, my spirit right now. You know, just really locked in. You're somebody around me or in a close proximity of me

or I'm in a close proximity of what you're around. You know how locked in I am, man. People say take one step at a time. I've been taking two. Trying to eat better, not too much better. You know, that's probably actually the only area of my life I'm struggling in and not so locked in for real on. But, yeah, yeah, other than that.

I wish I saw that without having any clue what it was for. I may have to call Josh. Good, good, good mock of them oh austin mcbroom is terrifying thank you um yeah all right guys quick commercial break maybe it's too late to say happy new year but it's not too late for new year's wireless savings with visible so you can get a one-line wireless plan from visible just 20 a month for 24 months when you use code visible 24 you can call it a two-years resolution. So with Visible, get a one-line wireless plan, just $20 a month for 24 months. Unlimited 5G data powered by Verizon.

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So use code VISIBLE24. Don't miss out. Make sure to check it out and switch now. Josh jokes about using Gab about Gabby using him for a visa. After people have been claiming Gabby using Josh for a visa. Josh spoke fun at the rumors in a recent tick tock. That would be heartbreaking to find out. It's a pretty we don't need to watch the video.

The video is not like anything. It was just like a little like red flag trend thing. But I think the funniest part about it was people was a little like red flag trend thing but um i think the funniest part about it was people was like josh you're from canada you don't even have a visa like take you guys do you guys not know what visas are are for they're for people from outside of the country coming into the country and working so i don't think i don't know i guess the world isn't educated on what a visa is but yeah it, it's obviously, it was a joke. It was a joke.

How was Sundance? It was good. It was good. Went down there. I had a friend that Gavin had a film there. Actually just got bought by Netflix for $17 million. So congrats to Gavin. He acted in that one and killed it.

So it's his own movie meetings. No, he was just acting in the movie. Oh in that one and killed it. It's his own movie? No, he was just acting in the movie. Oh, got it, got it. I thought you meant he wrote a movie and sold it for $70 million. No, no, no. Dude, that'd be sick, right? Yeah, right. But I mean, you know.

Still sick. Beautiful face. His beautiful face is what probably sold it. Still sick. Very cool. But yeah, no, it was a good time. Got to do some good meetings and whatnot and hope to

eventually have something premiering there you had your premiere last night yep how did it go you had the oh it was it was great i was so nervous i mean i was at the verge of like kind of throwing up um because of you know it's it's different when he gave me like when i did like to cut you off but he's like hey you in la in like 10 minutes he told me like two days before too yeah that's so cat i'm not even close 10 minutes dave i texted you like a week ago yeah i think he texted me last go check the date go check the date i said are you guys gonna be in la check the date it was definitely longer than two days or 10 minutes the beauty of technology is we're going to check this out right now. If I knew in the beginning of the month

I would have been there. That's whatever. It's cool. You texted me Wednesday a week ago. Wednesday? What time? 751. AM? PM. Oh, Wednesday, 4.42 PM. I beat you. Wow.

That's crazy. I was an afterthought. Damn. Oh, no. He texted me Wednesday, 4.42 p.m. I beat you. Wow. That's crazy. That was an afterthought. Damn. Guys, I was doing all the invites. Oh, no, he texted me Wednesday, 4.42 p.m. Oh, they're both tied at the same time. Yeah. Why didn't you put us on a group? Well, I just... So he said, when do you get to L.A.?

I said, Vegas, you mean? Because I thought you meant the Super Bowl. Oh, shit, my bad. I thought you were in L.A. the week before. I was throwing a little party for my sketch show on the 27th it's 22nd I said like Monday question mark yeah I said uh February or January yeah right yeah like hey just be here in like five seconds LA it's like what are you five seconds first of all you're like when are you getting there is Super Bowl that's why I said yeah it Yeah, it was very confused.

Six days. Very confused. Probably a citizen who sent that. I sent it. So I cut you off. So you were saying it went great. Did everybody laugh? Yeah, it went really well. Yeah, so that was the thing, right?

I don't usually get nervous about anything. But going and showing people, one, something that I've been working on for the last six to eight months, and then on of that it's about making everyone laugh right which is a tougher thing to do so yeah we went we had like uh i think it was like uh we did a screening in the cea uh agency and it was like 150 to 200 people um all came through and it got really good laughs if it wasn't getting laughs i think you just shut it down you have to run i would have had to ever do anything never talked

about it without the ability to be like all right it's over like you're not laughing five seconds fine done you don't get to watch have you seen it oh my god it's so funny you've seen it yeah he showed me a them i showed her like rough takes dave i wasn't gonna show you a rough take because then if you didn't like it i would i would never let you watch me watch it and i would say laugh my ass off regardless but i wouldn't that's a good friend i wouldn't let you watch me watch it that's fair yeah i don't think i could i was scared because i was like dude if it's not funny watch it yeah we watched it yeah but i was actually like laughing it was funny it was really good that's what i'll say regardless yeah but but i can't fake a laugh like neither can i i can't but i was actually laughing so i'm excited for everyone it comes out today oh first episode

comes out today 2 p.m what time pacific standard time like the day that the podcast on youtube so 5 p.m eastern day so yesterday so it's out go watch it all right i'll go watch it where where is it it's gonna be on youtube today at uh 2 p.m but then the whole reason i'm doing this is kind of to push the boundaries of like production value and content that goes on social media so like you have five sketches in an episode full episode be posted on youtube and then all of it gets cut down and put on like all over social media, like, you know, TikTok reels. X.

All right. I'll watch it. Candace Owens comes for bring great this. But what? What? How do you get brought into Candace Owens world? I don't know, man. That's crazy.

Candace Owens criticized bring great segment where they just discuss how many kids people should or shouldn't have in the mentality they share success children should be coddled and have no responsibilities bring grace said when people have a lot of children it's hard to show them all equal amount of love grace clap back at candace and a tiktok wait no so me and grace were arguing i said you i anyone can have as many kids as they want like you you don't have to share love and grace was like if you have more than five kids, you're not gonna be able to love them equally. And I was like,

you can totally love kids equally. So that's where we were arguing. And where did Candace Owens come in? Candace Owens comes in and just comes out of left fucking field and is like, this whole generation is coddling their children. It's insane.

Often on my show, I talk about the coddle culture that we seem to have. And I was really struck by this clip. It is a woman, Brianna, last name Lapaglia, and Grace O'Malley on the Plan Breeze. O'Malley. Ha ha, clever. Uncut podcast.

And they were discussing how many kids should or should not have the mentality that she is sharing. Is that children should be coddled. Children should have no responsibilities. I never put that together. Mm-hmm. I just thought it was like planet brie it just clicked yeah wow yeah you always call it planet brie yeah yeah because yeah that's that was like a light bulb he was like yeah i'm jokingly called it planet brie with you on this show multiple times yeah called it planet brie oh as a joke yeah he always calls it planet

brie they call it planet brie but it's so it's an inside joke i'd like to be part of one of those yeah it's like plan b yeah like well it's it's kind of like you should have you should have known it was plan b like i think Breeze actually corrected you. We'll take a shot of it. It's a monstrous logo right to the right of Dave that just says Plan B. I just thought Plan was short for planet. No, I like Planet Bree. In college, I was like, Plan B, Plan Bree.

Yeah, I get it now. I know what Plan B is. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dave, I'm quite sure Bree has looked at you and goes, it's Plan B, guys.. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dave, I'm quite sure Brie has looked at you and goes, it's Plan Brie, guys. It's Plan Brie. And then we kept, and then I laughed and went, Planet Brie.

I don't do pit. Planet Brie. It's Plan Brie. Nah, if Planet Brie was dope, they would be like, I thought you were in on the bit. Wow. Wow, that is crazy that that just happened in real time. Yeah, I thought it was Planet Brie. I knew it wasn't real time yeah i thought it was like i knew it wasn't but i just thought it was abbreviated no what why would i abbreviate planet i don't know

because there's a lot of shows like planet i don't know i just once i get it in my head it's like that's what it is like i didn't even know you guys are making fun of me well now you can now you can know the more you know planet. Planet Brie. All right. What do you know? Are Dave's jeans too short? No. Everyone, I'm comfortable. I like how you answered.

Well, no. The internet answered. You can't be the judge. The internet answered. You can't be the judge. And they didn't look long there. You didn't say if they were. You said you're comfortable.

These jeans. I'm trying to mix back into jeans too short. You said, Austin, kids are wearing them short nowadays. I'm just a 34- short nowadays i'm just a 34 30 now it's not dimensions that you go brag about all right all right all right all right all right uh brooke showfield reacts to coming on bffs and the most recent episode of canceled brooke showfield revealed that she was upset after listening to the bff segment on her matt right why was she upset yeah i i don't know i was a kind of i feel bad because she felt like we kind of like ambush her i ambushed her yeah we did but i like defended her the whole entire podcast i called her so that she could explain herself about the dick pic so

you guys would understand right i thought she like i wanted her to be able to clarify it but she kind of felt like it was an ambush attack. It was an ambush attack. What? But you weren't attacking her. I wasn't attacking her. It was a friendly ambush. I texted her before and was like, Dave wants to talk to you. I told her what was happening.

All right, let's see what she said. Dave honestly was really mean to me on BFFs. And it sucks because I really love him. I get a call in the car the other day and it's Brianna and I'm ignoring her, ignoring her because I'm like, I'm on the phone already, whatever. And then she texts me and she goes, Dave wants to talk to you. And I go, oh, no, I pick up. You're on the BFFs pod. They're so good at that. I should have known. Taking a page of it. But Brianna, protect me. He's asking me about Matt Rafe's feast tune, dick pic, whatever.

And he's like, honestly, I don't give a fuck about who was dating what, whatever, blah, blah. And so I answer him. He hangs up, whatever. But then I watch the full clip and him and Josh are just like going in about me, like basically saying like she has no right to be mad.

Like, duh, she's stupid for even thinking he would have been a good guy. Blah, blah. And then Brie goes, Dave, Brooke loves you. And Josh is like, seems like she just loves everybody.

Like, and they're just like being all mean. I'm like, fuck you guys. Well, no, don't. I love you guys. No, I don't. You said your truth your truth on cancel yeah but you know how much i like i love bffs i love that shit and like i hate oh they made me look so stupid i hated it you know what i have admiration for dave and i don't love him i don't have to love him and then he called me um unmotivated he

said i had no ambition and then they said that canceled is inconsistent rats but they did but they did say we're making a killing on views That's about right Not a lot of inaccurate information from the BFFs But hurtful nonetheless I feel like she kind of Twisted what was said Josh and I were murdering her

Before she That's why I wanted to call her So she could tell you guys But I was defending the fucking hell out of her the whole episode. Yeah, and I'd also maintain anybody who continues to trust somebody who they know are knowingly sending Facetune dick pics is a moron. But she didn't know. Correct. And she said that.

That's why I wanted to call her. Correct. And I think might, I don't know, might be on the fact that we didn't have the information correct like we didn't have the information on the sheet that's not on us i'd have to watch back what we said but i feel like she kind of didn't tell that story yeah i think we need to relist i don't i don't think so either josh and i killed her before the information okay and i will kill her again or anybody if you're getting facetuned dick pics and you realize it in real time and they're like i can't believe this guy's like cheating on me or

being a weirdo well he was sending you face to that didn't happen but that's when we were being like well i mean it was unknowingly correct yeah i i would also like to say i'd also like to say bro it's not like we called brooke and then we're like you're on bffs talk now like brie you texted her then called her and then we're like do you want to join the zoom so she had time to be like oh i'm not gonna come on you know what i'm saying like when you said like dave wants to talk to you i don't want to talk to anybody like i don't i'm not just like hey what's the weather clearly where yeah right right how's your drive going yeah right right but also what we said canceled was inconsistent they said that we made fun of canceled i didn't think we

did that you might have said i we might have said like oh it's back because it has gone in and out so and then is in reference they've gotten far more consistent. The show was canceled. And I canceled was canceled. Yeah. I was talking to Brooke about potentially her coming to do stuff with us. Yeah. This was when canceled.

She thought like Tana was done. And I kept waiting. She's like, I'll send you something. I'll send you something. It just never came. So that's where like... She was trying to find a co-host. Yes.

So that's where like the lack of ambition comment. They're doing great now. But the inconsistent was during that time period. That's what... Okay, got it. Yeah. I would also like to say we did say like, yo, they've been killing it now.

Yeah. We canceled Stan and both of them. We gave them flowers. Like I don't want them to think we... Well, now I'm not a Stan of Brooke. I'm a Brooke. I'm an anti Stan. We gave them their flowers. I had both of them. We gave them flowers. I don't want them to think we were terrible. Well, now I'm not a Stan of Brooke. I'm a Brooke. I'm an anti-Brooke now, Stan. Yep.

Damn. She did it. She did it. We flipped on them. She did it. You went and done did it. Done did it. Now we're going to have to do BFF's ex-canceled.

And I like, by the way, Hannah. Hannah. Tana. I like Tana. I just think she's a clown put it on the record yeah i can like clown shows um that's why people go to the circus but that wasn't an accurate description of what happened we were more making fun of like matt rife and be like well she's dumb if you're yeah it just sucks because that went viral and people aren't watching our podcast and it looks like we were dragging the shit out of her. Well, our podcast also got age restricted,

didn't it? Ours? It wasn't that episode. Okay, okay, okay. That was the other episode. Our other episode got age restricted, I think because Dave kept saying the P word. Oh, pussy. You said I got called a pussy too many times and we got age restricted. That's fair.

That was a lot of P words. We're on Rumble now, so we can watch there as many pussy bombs as you want. Wait, are we actually? Is BFFs on that? Yep. Everything. Everything we do.

What? So what, do they have to like, is it like Rumble free to watch? Yeah. Yeah. It's just like another video platform. Guys, go check it out on Rumble then. And they ain't gonna,

I guess we won't get age restricted. You can still watch it on YouTube if you want. It doesn't change that. Of course. Of course, if you're 18 up. We want to do this new segment, BFFs will read comments. If you want to. Why not?

Sure. This was one that came up like, I don't know, it was in a lot of like when we did interviews, a lot of people suggested this segment. So something that Genevieve's kind of working on. Okay. Beauty. This whole Brianna gets a pass thing is ridiculous.

Josh was put through the ringer on the show over and over. I'm sure he didn't care to go through all that. But what do I get? I don't understand this pass thing. You talked about your relationship like you did did you wanted to get out of me i don't know they wanted to but like you broke up and you talked about it i didn't nothing like crazy has happened in my relationship to talk about i'm just saying i don't know that josh wanted to talk about he was like crying on the show fair yeah it was tough huge episode though you need more huge happy though huge yeah but like

maybe this time brie could cry i done my crying uh this podcast sucks ass and super is a coward respect respect all women now oh my god there's been no better comment from a better username than that. You can just tell that person hates Dave, man. Oh, that's so funny. Respect woman now. It's weird because the the Abby, the veterans with the flag, like no group of people. I'm like me in the military are like lockstep.

I go to Army. They put me on their shoulders. I'm doing it. I'm shooting cannons. I'm riding tanks. i'm doing it i'm shooting cannons i'm riding tanks i'm doing it all you're a coward i love how the now in the username is capitalized too who cares he unfollowed her anyone else definitely been on an unfollow binge a few times myself sure dave pork boy who fucking cares that does nothing love this podcast josh just nobody says oh josh like oh he's so good looking brie you're totally allowed to have some privacy in your life

regardless of what you do for a living thank you oh we should go on strike until dave publicly apologized to austin that ain't fucking happening what did i do why should i apologize to austin i definitely don't need an apology people like are too light on austin yeah yeah yeah i think people think austin's like super soft or something i deleted maybe 20 of these that genevieve and co put in that were all just defending me i was like yeah people listen People love Austin, man. Josh is the grown-up version of Dave. Is that an insult to me? Checks out, dog. Was that an insult to me?

I like this segment. I think we should do this segment more often. Yeah, because it's good for you. What? You should do this segment all the time. It's good for Josh, this segment. Why are they all mean? And Josh was, like, nice, but I don't know if that's even nice to him.

I don't even know what the fuck that means. Yeah. I think it just means I'm,'m like the mature version of you dave what the fuck does that mean wow you know this is so long i want to go on a date with dave 44 can handle his honesty can definitely be home by 9 30 make my own money love sport events which the wording sounds stupid i'm smart funny successful you should either be considered for date with him or be the new ceo of barcelona but rather go on a date i don't like i get a lot of women who do that they're like can we go on a date uh by the way like can i get a job it's like yeah which one do you want i would never ever work for dayport i don't care how much he paid. Find a better employer, Austin. Yeah, you would.

Jeremy Simmons, I could have you over here licking the dirt off my shoes in fucking 10 fucking minutes at Jeremy Simmons 885. You would work here so fucking fast, it would be insane. I may hire you just to bully you. Yo, please. Can you please hit him up and get him a job that would be so funny i can't this is crazy they're all awesome i don't i don't think people in the show realize that the audience likes austin way more than any of the hosts they should act according you know what austin is he's the backup quarterback like every team the backup quarterback oh put him in we'll be better and then you get the backup quarterback like this guy sucks give me the start it's george costanza leave him wanting

more yeah well you don't even leave him wanting more they just don't like they're just they don't know you it's tommy cutlets on his three games oh i thought you didn't put him no i deleted maybe 20 they're all austin's i saw belly pick these is awesome. Picking these and making them so high. Oh, this is a good one. Yeah. Gab tooth bastard. Stop belly aching for Austin. You yum yum.

Jib jabbers. The boys got the greatest gig in the world working for nine. Yeah. He knows Dave's got expectation. Whiny babies. Viva El Pres. I like that guy. Yeah.

Nice. Got one thumbs up, by the way. Very. Yeah. And the other one had 200 worst podcast to date do better you narcissistic nerds fuck off his profile picture says josh in it it does yeah they'll take it well this is for you guys you guys suck for always keeping shit from the audience

what's the purpose of the show? I don't keep dick from the audience. I kept one thing. The unfollow thing. One thing. What else have I kept? You didn't tell us you were dating the dude for two months. You got caught like on a mountain or something.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The senator of Alabama actually got me on that one. I don't keep shit, man. But I knew it was going to come out eventually. My life's an open book. Here. Yeah, and it did. No, it didn't. No. Yeah, it it was going to come out eventually. My life's an open book. Here. Yeah, and it did. No, it didn't.

No. Yeah, it did. We caught you. No. We caught you, and it came out on the planet Brie first. Yep. I don't think so. It was.

I don't think you guys remember correctly. No, it was. Okay, well, I'm not keeping it from the audience. I said it on plan B. I will say, at least the pictures they've picked are good pictures. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just look a little pale to that. We picked them. It's because I have the spray tan. Who picked are good pictures. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just look a little pale there. It's because I have a spray tan.

Who picked them? Us. No shit, Austin. What did you think? They came from the moon? I thought you were saying you thought they were part of the comet when you said they. It's the same pictures every time for us. Dummy.

They didn't appreciate that strut in that ass video I know they didn't Will Jones 1194 which is crazy very funny thank you I'm a thousand ten thousand percent with Brie on this one cats are the absolute best all the comments were agreeing with me

zero likes cats are not gross you're fucking gross Sebastian all the comments Zach Bryan is boy Taylor Swift yeah I think all the guys love him that's a huge compliment

when we get Zach on the show I'm going to try to maybe get some faster songs you want faster? he wrote a fast one last night. Oh, wrote it? Mm-hmm. So when does it go from right to ears?

It'll be on the next album. Awesome. Probably thinks about quitting. These fucking, this isn't real. Awesome. Probably thinks about quitting every day. At user-vi8vf8ce51 let me tell you something user viv whatever austin how many emails did you send in here to get your foot in the door like a million

literally i frankie like literally texted me it was like this has to stop i can't do my job my phone is breaking he just non-stop and if it was to me don't get any ideas because i would put that in like uh serial killer yeah like watch this guy he's got to be like we need a like a restraining order i love my job yeah hell yeah i respect the hustle austin people thought that someone else wrote this. I wrote this. Ah. There's a lot of people being like, Dave forced the social media manager to write this about Austin. I wrote the caption. The BFS pod is vicious.

Austin plays into it. He knows what he's doing. Get out of here. Yeah. It's his job. Yes. Dog world out here. All right.

That's BFS for the episode. Can we ask the audience like one quick question? Yeah. Because I've been seeing this comment a lot. I've been seeing this comment a lot in every single comment section. It's like people – and it's half and half. I see both sides. People will be like, I hate that BFFs podcast doesn't know what they're talking about before the show.

And then the other half of the people are like, I love that BFFs doesn't know what they're talking about because it's like they're finding it out along with us. I don't know if we can do a poll or what we can do because, yo, I'll start looking at the sheet the day before if it's sent to me the day before and start looking at some of the stuff. I think that'll ruin it, to be totally honest. I think your genuine reactions is better.

I think part of the fun is us coming on and doing that. Yeah, right? I think getting your instantaneous reaction to things are 90% of the time the funniest part of it. When we don't know about things, we say we don't know. We're not a well-researched show. People don't come here for actual information.

We're not the news. And the subjects are so stupid. I know you're talking about the comment that job. You know what I mean? People say that. So it's like social drama comment that job you know what I mean people say that so it's like I mean you know we're about as accurate

as any news channel it's fucking the news is not like we say we don't know it yeah yeah so what do you guys want just comment

just comment on the comments maybe we won't even listen to you and we'll just keep fucking not knowing because it's our show and we'll do what we want but I'd like to know

I'd like to know just I'd like to hear from the audience every once in a while give them a voice cool