BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - BFFS BEST OF 2022

Episode Date: December 29, 2022

We run through the best moments of 2022 on the pod. (00:43) Episode 70: MGK Cheated on Sommer Ray with Megan Fox (4:30) Tayler Holder Speaks Out For The First Time (9:13) Episode 74: Josh Peck Talks Fractured Relationship With Drake Bell (15:01) Episode 75: Mads Lewis Plays Word Association (23:17) Episode 76: Did Mads Lewis Unfollow Loren Gray Over Josh? (27:05) Episode 77: Dave Eviscerates Tana Over Cancellation (34:32) Episode 77: Josh Asks Ellie Zeiler Out On a Date (38:45) Episode 77: BFFs Do The First Ever TikTok Awards (48:16) Episode 78: Josh Plays FMK With Mads, Ellie, and Loren (52:24) Episode 79: Teala Hooked Up With Josh In Noah Beck’s Room (58:27) Episode 82: Josh Calls Nessa Live On The Pod (1:05:37) Episode 85: The Video Josh Didn’t Want Us To See (1:10:17) Episode 87:Olivia O’Brien Talks Pete Davidson Secret Relationship (1:15:24) Episode 88:Andrew Tate Thinks Women Are a Man’s Property (1:21:54) Episode 89: Livvy Dunne Accidentally Ambushed By Ex-Boyfriend’s DM’s (1:24:29) Episode 90: Did Jaden Hossler Try To Fight Josh? (1:37:06) Episode 91: Young Gravy Talks About His Leaked Tape (1:41:57) Episode 92: Jason Nash Talks Trisha Paytas Breakup (1:48:33) Episode 97: Mads Lewis Tells The Truth About Tayler Holder (1:52:49) Episode 98: Bri Breaks Down Boa Gate (1:59:33) Episode 100: Charli Breaks Down The Huddy and Landon Love Triangle (2:11:44) Episode 103: Josh On What Really Happened With Him and Nessa (2:17:29) Episode 105: Mentalist Oz Pearlman Reads The BFF’s Minds (2:24:05) Episode 108: Theo Von and The BFF’s Roast Their AI Art Support Our Sponsor! Raising Canes: Celebrate the holiday with Raising Cane’s! Order online at https://barstool.link/RaisingCanesBSSYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

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the thing is anytime i've ever dated these people or stuff, it's always like not in the way. It's like, I was on like Wild N Out with MGK like years and years ago. And then we kind of, you know, we like knew each other. And then we went to the Bahamas. We kind of like caught a vibe. I don't know. He's, he's, I don't know, guys.

You guys know I never had sex with him. So it's like, it doesn't really count. I've seen it here, so you say. I need everyone to know that. Because I don't know, my dad didn't talk to it's like i've seen it here so you say i need everyone to know that because i don't know my dad didn't talk to me for like a year when i started dating him just because he was so mad at me i don't know why so i'm like i just need to wait why was he so mad i don't know he's just really mad so you didn't have sex with him because your dad was mad or that no you have a three month rule is that what it says yeah like literally two to the t

like you put a date on it october 19th i don't know guys i like to like i don't know i'm just like i'm not i don't just like i don't know i want to have like a connection i want it to mean something like so do you like weirdos because he's a weirdo like i did a pizza i'm so bad at picking guys guys it's like the like i mean you know like you you look at him like, he's a weirdo. He's a rock star weirdo. Yeah, I mean, but he, it's different. I don't know, guys.

And I like him, by the way. Sometimes, you know, you just, like, have a connection with someone. You can't explain it. Sometimes you don't know why you like the people you like. So do you hate him now? No, no, no. I like, they're fine. But you said that he cheated on you with a certain person.

I mean, yeah, but they both apologized. It's fine. We're all great. I would never accept that. You're a nicer person if you cheated on me. No, I see that. No, guys, I don't. No, we're good.

It's like, I wasn't having sex with him. So it's like, he's like a sex addict. That's true. He needs sex. So I'm like, someone has to give it to him. I'm fine. So do you go into a relationship like right off the bat? Like, oh, just so you know, like you probably have to tell a guy.

He got so mad when I told him. He's like, I'm sorry. Oh, damn. And then the more that a guy tells me. When did you tell him? Like what point? No, he already knew that. Like I tell guys like when I'm talking to them, I'm like, yeah, I don't.

But do people think that's bullshit? Because I like. No, he even would tell me. He's like, I thought that he would be like, oh, I thought that you were just saying that because girls just say that. He's like, no, you really mean it. Yeah, I would think that. I feel like I wouldn't have confidence like I could charm.

If I like the person enough, they'd be like, all right, you know, it's real. Maybe a month you could get it. Yeah, what? Like a month. Yeah, it's like if you'd be convinced, my partner would be convinced like they're not with me just to sleep with me. So then make, okay, fuck that rule. That's how I would think.

I'm not saying. No, but the thing is with, like, Colson, like, he's just been with a lot of girls. Like, the energy. Like, I think that when you have sex with someone, like, you really exchange energy. And I didn't really want his. Fair. I'm sorry. Guys, I hate going on these podcasts and talking about it because, like because I'm just having a conversation and I'm like, oh, fuck.

I don't like when people are like, oh, you're such a god, you should be talking about people. No, we brought it up. I know, but even with past ones, I'm like, guys, no one has brought it up. I don't want people to be like, I go on these to talk about that stuff, but that's what people want to know. So I'm like, and I'm an open book. See, you guys can get anything out of it.

Most of this stuff is already known. Yeah, it's already known. I'm not, like, bringing it up for, like. And I just wanted to talk about that on the Pulse of One. Because I think, like, it's hard when everyone's, like, You said you did or didn't talk? No, I did want to talk about it just for a second. Because it's, like, hard when everyone's, like, glorifying this relationship.

And I see it everywhere. But it's, like, I got really fucked over in that situation. And I kind of just wanted to be, like, nice. Because he made me seem like the devil. And, like, when we broke up and tweeted. And I and i got like death threats from his from who from colston and stuff so he wanted to make it seem like i fucked him over because he knows that he was going to come out dating her and stuff so he's like fuck summer but i'm like dude come on do you think that'll be able to happen though like do you think you're going to be able to keep it all offline or do you think people are going to come online and start saying shit i i i believe that

that we can and and it would definitely be the best thing for everybody for sure okay well then i mean i don't know that we have much to talk because i i don't even not to sound totally fake i don't even know what we're talking about i mean i again i've heard whispers there's going to be sexual misconduct allegations that i presumably you're going to deny but i don't know what they are so it's really hard to talk about like impression that you were going to come on because this is probably going to get out people are going to bring it on the internet and you wanted to come on bffs first to kind of tell your side of the story but yeah you know i just want to keep it off the internet i i was also under the impression that maybe you guys had some questions for me.

Maybe there was a bit of confusion there. I just wanted to come forward as well and be some of the first people to speak up on this to let everyone know. Because there's comments that's like, oh, Taylor, why are you not saying anything? Why is no one saying anything? Why is this? Why is that? And just let everyone know that I do have nothing to hide. nothing to hide, but there also is, you know, obviously stuff being said that I do not agree with that.

Everyone has like assuming and all these things that I will continue to handle legally and offline as it should have been done from the very beginning. I think that with this whole cancel culture, everyone is so fast to go to internet for, you know, whether that may be, you know, like publicity stunts or, and all that stuff and different assumptions of everything. But I think with, you know, we're, we're're grown here man i i think that everything should should continue and always i mean i think everything should be offline what what is up with this like stuff going to the internet about everything right if something was that serious that anyone is a like you guys are

saying if it was something sexually if it was something that serious i believe that it should handle legally not going to the internet and be like, this person did this, you know? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I guess like, I guess our only thing is like, then why'd the PR team reach out and ask us to do the show if you didn't want to say anything? I actually, I actually didn't know that. I thought it was some type of like mutual thing, to be honest with you. I didn't, I was under the impression they were like, Oh,

we have this opportunity for you to go on there. Like I thought it was something like you guys hit me up and, or something like that. I don't even think it was because everyone was like unfollowing me. So like, I mean, all these press outlets were like on it. So I thought that like, people were just trying to talk to me. So I actually like, I'm honestly a little bit, probably just as confused as you guys right now. Well, then a question about that, like a lot of your like close friends were unfollowing you. Why is that? Yeah. I mean, I think at the end of the day, just like I said, that that shows a lot about an individual as them as an individual without without like they're taking one story and just like deciding to react how they want to without without really knowing

what's going on. Because just like just like everybody, you know, I know just as much as everybody knows as well. Anything that someone can say about me, I have a million and a half other things to say about these people, you know, and no one will ever know what's fully going on until they hear every side, you know? And that's where people fail to realize is they take something that may sound a certain way or, you know, portray someone to be a really shitty person without really knowing that the person telling them that could be just as equally as bad as what, what, what they're saying about one another, you know, about the other. Yeah. I mean, we're being intensely vague. It's tough.

Once we got wind of it, I researched like research. I went on Tik TOK. I went to where I looked up your name, people saying I'm following. But as far as I know, there is no real info on what is going on. I do think based on your PR team reaching out, it seems like it's going to become news, but who knows? Of course. And we will act as we should whenever it gets to that point. And I have a lot of great things going on right now. I just had my single drop. I had a Forbes article come out. I'm doing a lot of great things. And people honestly hate to see people win, man. And it's sad that we live in an industry like that, you know, but I'm going to continue to do what I know is best. I'm going to continue to work on my career and

handle stuff as it goes. All right. I don't. I have absolutely nothing to hide. And as it continues to go, we'll act efficiently and how it should be. All right. That's tail holder there for your sake. I hope there's no more to it, but it sounds like there may be. Who knows? Who knows? All right. We'll definitely figure it out when we get there. All right.

Talk to you later. Awesome. Thank you guys so much. Thanks. What the? I mean. What the fuck was that? What? He was like, you could ask questions we we can't ask fucking questions we don't know what happened i was i was under the impression when he said ask

me questions and then we asked him a question he was going to answer the question me too i don't know worse or i thought he was going to say what's about to happen and unequivocally deny it yeah so childhood star word association do you know like word association will just throw up a child star and then the first thing that comes to your head, you say it. Whether it's good, it's bad, it's just whatever comes to your head. Like a Roshblot or whatever that's called. Rorschach. Rorschach.

There we go. You said you were the smart fat kid. Dave doesn't pronounce anything correctly. No, no. And we play it with you, by the way. Yeah, but we'll let you just, we'll let you hit it first. Drake Bell.

Oh, it's fine. We're the best. Ah, fine. You know how it is. Yeah. Are you guys, like, not friends? Not really, no.

There was, like, Drake Bell went down a bad path. Yeah, there was a long story with Drake. I feel like, you didn't invite him to your wedding, right? That's what happened. I didn't invite him to my wedding, and the internet went crazy. Well, I'm going to say this.

You're like a very positive guy during this thing. You've had nothing but great things to say about everybody. This guy, it looked like you're going to shoot an arrow at his forehead. So I don't know the backstory at all, but you clearly do not like this guy um i mean i i guess i could tell the story of my wedding so i get married to my wife and like i married this good irish catholic girl you know shout out josh catholics and uh you know and so we have like this small wedding and the dirty little secret i guess was like i knew that drake and i didn't stay in touch for the 10 years since we had made the show, but no one needed to know that.

Like, I was happy to just die with that secret that like, we made this thing that people really love, but maybe we weren't that close. So I didn't invite him to my wedding because I hadn't really talked to him in many, many years. Cut to, I'm getting married that night, and I see these text messages from him like cursing me out coming for me i'm like on the night of my wedding and i'm like yo and it's

delusional because i'm like bro it's like we worked at coffee bean when we were 16 like i'm sorry i i'm 31 now i might have lost your number but by the way the same cell phone for that long a time is wild, too. That's impressive. Yeah. I know. I got it at 16. I've been able to thank God for being able to block numbers because every time my number leaks, I can just kind of.

OK, so he was surprised he wasn't invited then if he's going bananas on you. He's surprised. But then he takes to the Internet and he starts writing these tweets that immediately like catch fire. And so then he leans in and goes on this press tour about how heartbroken he is and creating this narrative that just wasn't true. And here I am, I don't care about me, it's whatever, I signed up to be a public person, it is what it is.

But here's my wife, right, who's getting torn down on the internet and i'm like she's private and she just got married can't you just enjoy this so that was like i remember here's some i'm gonna give you guys the exclusive let's do it i love it a month later it was like a month and a half and like there was really i mean dave you know like there was nothing for me to say right because what am i what was the right thing to say you know guys we were never that close like then i'm the bear of bad news so i just had to eat it and let him you know go wild and i remember that we were at i was at the video music awards and i see him there and he sees me and i go up to him like and this might be the most soprano thing i've ever done i look at him and go, go apologize to my wife right now.

And he goes, okay. And he like made a beeline for my wife. And I see him do like this whole five minute performance of an apology. And it was like, I was like, go apologize to my wife or something bad's gonna happen. I was like, good for me. That is, that is very Sopranos.

Yeah, bossed up. And is that the last communication pretty much huh so you guys were never close during the like when you were filming drake and josh you were just kind of co-stars we were just you know we were kids right so we were like obviously there were times where we were closer than not but when inevitably the show ended i mean we're just totally different kids. Like I say in my book, I was like this kid from New York who was in the Beastie Boys

and he was a kid from Orange County who was into the Beach Boys. Like it was just different people. Right. And inevitably, but like, here's the thing. You can't pick your hits, right? This is why Billy Joel won't perform Uptown Girl anymore. Like Drake and Josh is something

I'll be synonymous with forever and I'm proud of it. And I want to like the guy that my name is attached to forever. But unfortunately, you know, it just sort of worked out the way that it did. Do you think he would have invited you to his wedding? No!

So he was just making publicity to draw attention to it and guess that is the way you perceive it, basically. And it's also kind of weird. He had to know you're getting married before the day of to hit you up. On the day. On the day. Yeah, as opposed to the wedding.

Did he give you a gift? Not a gift. Nothing. We registered at Crate and Barrel. It would have been an easy way. Yeah. By the way, that gives him the higher ground. If he he's like i got him a gift i did everything if you're gonna go on that attack at least cover your bases have some evidence you know what i mean yeah some plates and bowls

it must have felt like super rock star though to get that moment to tell him like hey go tell my wife you're sorry maybe that's the gift maybe Maybe that's the gift. Maybe that's the gift. You got to go tell them off at those awards. That's pretty rock star. Yeah. I mean, look, my wife's good people. So she wasn't tripping. Like she wasn't going to hold on to some resentment because it just was unfortunate the way it worked out. But yeah, I think I just went.

It was one of the few times in my life where I think like I went blind and just like my emotions put me right in that place. Yeah, I mean, to go bananas at that time in somebody's life is crazy. blind and just like my emotions put me right in that place yeah i mean that if that's a to to goat bananas at that time in somebody's life is crazy this i can't be held responsible for because i don't know what we're what what images are going to show up we end our interviews with games so this is just a word association so basically we're going to see an image yeah i see you shaking your head and you're shaking it at me as if I made the game. These could be like butterflies. We have no idea.

No fucking clue. We have no idea what it is. And you could just be like, I don't know. I can tell you they're probably not fucking butterflies. I know that. They could be very cool images. Who fucking knows? Yeah, they could be very cool images who fucking knows yeah they could be really cool

they could they could but they're probably not yeah well games on your podcast scare me because y'all you guys always play like fuck marry kill yes we do that a bit that's scary see we took care of you could have played that yep we did oh thank god i already know what three you would have chosen too so just yeah no no we're associates absolutely not so this is easy addison right why are you looking at me you're a part of it you do it go first i love it i love addison so i can go first i love as and right um energetic i'll just i'll just be like plain beautiful Okay Keep it sweet Hey you didn't do anything Brie Oh hot Yeah Brie hot

Next one Jerk Rockstar No That's the first thing that comes to mind Your turn I don't really got words for

these people neither do I I got nothing to say tiny I really tiny I just

she must hate me too I feel like these people hate me and I don't even know I feel like

they got it bro they got it just in like association you know what I mean well it's a little bit I've barely

talked to like Inessa was on the podcast a couple times i thought we had a breakthrough and then she broke my heart so it's like what are you gonna do yeah what are we gonna do she broke your heart babe yeah it's like you know when uh this may be too old when it's like a godfather can you change the picture what yeah we can change it this is so big on my iMac right now. Nessa's just in there staring like, yeah. It's like Godfather when he's like. I love how you did Addison first too, and then you just put them up. Like I totally knew they were going to be in there.

And like, that's it. I would have assumed that. They would have just done them too. They were like, oh, look, it's going to be butterflies. Addison, ah. Psych, bam, bam. Yeah, literally. I didn't do that game neither did Bree

I think we get crucified if they weren't in there even though we know the answer why would you get crucified if they weren't in there you can't play the game and not put them in there if you don't put them in there you'll get hate if you do you will get hate but it's like when we're talking

about the interview I can't I've never like i won't do interviews with people who are like well you can't talk about this because 99 of the time that's what you want to talk about now yours is removed and old we talked about it totally and we're fair and we're not gonna dig in the person get around but it and i'm not just saying with us it's any interview if you do an interview interview with somebody who has a big moment, and the interviewer just doesn't do it, it's like, well, what the fuck kind of interview was that?

You're in a great spot because Josh is a host on the show, and you two are pretty aligned on everything. So we're not going to probe. I think that's it. Was that the end of the game? No, there's more. No, there's more. Okay, okay.

Let's keep going. The worst two are out of the way for you, I would assume. Well, there's one more. Oh, excuse me. Josh. I don't know what to say. I leave her speechless sometimes. Bye-bye, guys.

Yeah, guys, just leave me speechless. I have no fucking idea what to say about Josh. Come on. What's the first thing That comes to your head Okay I'll say I'll say what the people want I'll say hot

I'll give you hot I didn't expect that Hell yeah Alright next one Now we're rolling Lil Huddy Ooh I'm interested in this one I don't fucking know

You stink at this game Do you have issues With Lil Huddy No I got no issues with little huddy i just don't know what to fucking i don't know what to say the first word that comes to your head when you see a picture of him nothing just blank up there no just blank literally nothing i just think e-boy yeah i just think that's vampire vampire color black he's like kind of my number one i want him on this show that's what i think so you think icon dave fun i don't know if i think icon it's just again when we first came in to doing this podcast he was one of the first i feel

like i don't hear as much about him as we really have Chase to thank for the pod in a way, because that's how me and Dave met. Yeah, it's true. It's like we really need him. Like if he comes on the pod, then we finally have full circle moment. You know what I'm saying? It's like, wow. Yeah.

That's sweet. Yeah, because we met Mads when like the little Huddy and Charlie drama, like broke off. Still softish era. you know what i'm saying it just hit like two years or something yeah two years yesterday it broke onto twitter like i wasn't really on tiktok at all and it started showing up on twitter and i was on twitter i was like who the fuck are these people and then that's when josh and i got connected he broke down the whole drama for me oh yeah shout out little huddy

amazed by his dress wardrobe i still don't get seven uh i don't know why do you do this to me this is the current x i'm gonna give you credit man he doesn't look as much as i thought in that picture like i thought they're identical you like tattoos you're a tattoo girl i do love i would say they more of like the same style than they do look yeah yeah you know what i mean but i i mean i don't know if i have a word for seven i've met him like three times maybe just like yeah nice i don't know i i just know him as like a nice guy. I know like Madge probably have a different relationship with him. No, he's nice. Yeah, I was saying nice then.

That's my word. Okay. He's a real winner with nice. Yeah. Yeah, I mean he is a nice guy. He is. Charlie? Hyper.

Hmm. Yeah, I would say hyper. She seems very quiet, but when you get to know her and you hang out with her, she's, like, just very happy and, like, hyper, and she talks a lot, and I like it. Yeah, I was going to go down the same road. I would say, like, something like that. Like, giggling. Or, like, I would say, like, a good one for Charlie is, like, misunderstood.

I feel like people think she's, like, different than she is in person. I think, too, always, and obviously I'm old but it's like people forget because Charlie you guys have become so famous how young you guys are

like isn't she like 19 if that I think she's like 17 18 she's younger than me she's 17 and Mads you're 19

I'm 19 yeah yeah so it's just so much shit to go through that your whole life is like public it's wild she's just a young girl having fun

yeah she's a really fun person. And Mama Callister. I'm going to say smiley, because every time I see her, she's always got a big smile on her face. I've only ran into her three times in my life. She's really nice. She was in Vegas, right?

Yeah, she was in Vegas. I saw her. Yeah, I was going to say I saw her in Vegas. Never mind. Why are you being silently? She was in Vegas, right? Yeah, she was in Vegas. I saw her in Vegas. Why are you being silently? She was in your house. She was in your house. I don't know.

I feel like anything I say about these people, whether it's good or bad, everyone's just going to be like, she's obsessed and she's so rude. That's what they're going to say. It's just a word. Do you not like this person? No, I like her.

She's sweet. So say a word. There you go. Bang. Sweet., I like her. She's sweet. So say a word. There you go. Bang. Sweet. Sweet. Blonde. That's what comes to mind.

Blonde. Blonde. So you think she's dumb? No. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Clip that. We're going to clip it, cut it, make a trailer.

No. It's going to end right after Dave going, so you think she's dumb? I'm going to get a fucking text. Be like, shut up. Two games for you. Before that, there is a third video to react to. I pull it up.

Huh. Not on the sheet, which always means something. Yeah, my heart always drops. This was a real time one. It's related to Burner TikTok, so I just thought it would be interesting to pull up. Oh my God.

Oh, it's something else. Oh! No! thought it would be interesting to pull up oh my god oh it's the only thing that's left is so that was posted after josh and mads were posting okay that was unintentional that was unintentional we got tagged in a bunch i have nothing nothing wrong with mads nothing wrong with her she did unfollow me don Don't know why. Oh, shit. When did she unfollow you? Wow. I don't know. This is crazy.

I don't know. Look at this. Good job, Austin. I don't know. Nice, Austin. That is a good job. For a second, that's the oldest TikTok. You guys talk so directly at each other.

I know. They're so silly, bro. It had nothing to do with. It wasn't about them. Yeah, okay. No, that was. Just total coincidence. Of course.

Then who was it towards? Huh? Who was it towards? Why does it have to be towards someone? Why can't I just look cute on my burner? She likes, and then Mads unfollows you? Yeah, I don't. Yeah, this is.

I didn't, I don't know. Yeah, she unfollowed me. How many people are on the burner account, Austin? That's just a burner TikTok. It's probably like a million followers on that one. Makes no sense to post it there. Why won't you admit that that was directed at Josh? I posted several of the videos.

Was it directed at me, though? No. It was. I posted several of their TikToks. A lot of people thought that. We got a lot of tags in that one. Or did you do it to stir some drama up? Like you didn't really mean it, but you thought, oh, the people are going to think this.

Maybe. You can clout farm. Hey, can you give me the timing? All right, you guys are in Vegas what, Sunday? We were in Vegas Friday, Saturday, left Sunday. And when was that posted? I don't know. When I was in Pennsylvania.

That would have been Monday after the Mads interview and Josh and Mads started posting all these thirst traps all over the internet. Yeah, with Josh's head and Mads' crotch. That was a moment. That was a moment.

So the case is closed. No, but I do want to apologize to Mads because I don't know why she unfollowed me. The girls are fighting. Can I take a stab at that? Maybe.

You can. I can guess too. My guess based on the information that has been presented in the last 10 to 15 minutes was you hung out with Josh on the weekend. Josh is hanging out with mads making videos you didn't like it you say josh should be with me she takes offense to that and unfollows you that would be what i guess that okay but i thought that wasn't a thing is it a thing no it's not

but what does that have to do with you thinking it's a thing? Because if it's not a thing, then how would it apply? Because it's clearly a thing all the way around. No, no, no, no, no, no. But if you come out and say it's not a thing, then why would my kid talk to a very popular song? But you're saying it's not a thing. You're saying it's not a thing.

I'm saying it. You're saying it is a thing? No, that what? It's not. This game's silly. We gotta bring back the cnma video guide to make a video on this ah you know what we do need to bring him out here he would know yeah it's a thing all the way you the unfollows the follows obviously girls always

know that might have that might have been old too like she might have just like not fucked with me anymore and i don't even know y'all like unfollowed each other that's crazy i think i didn't know either guys you're sounding stupid the case is closed yeah closed yeah closed good job austin i'm looking at the sheet says tana mojo is going to be our guest on the pod and before they even say like she almost canceled but she's doing it i just got back back from New Orleans, hence the NOLA, but we're ready to go. I've been here for like 20 minutes, and then I guess she bailed. Literally, the sheet had her on it, so I guess she bailed 10 minutes before. Yeah, she texted us like 30 minutes ago and was like, I'm puking everywhere.

I can't come. Saw that one coming, I guess. So just for the record, I think that's the second time she's used that exact same excuse. Right? Yeah. That's what I was thinking. That's what I texted Rihanna. I was like, hey, this ain't slick.

This ain't slick whatsoever. What a piece of shit. Like, honestly, she's a piece of shit. I guess that everyone knows she's a piece of shit. Like, that's kind of her thing. I guess that everyone knows she's a piece of shit. Like, that's kind of her thing. And I guess that's the difference in my head between, like, she's a content person.

She fucks everybody. She knows how to stay in the news. Fine. But there can't be any human who takes her seriously. Like, I think I've missed one thing that I've committed to in 20 years. i i was trying to remember it was i overslept and it was like a little podcast i was mortified like i was like i committed to it i can't believe i missed it to do the shit that she does i may be piece of shit you're just a clown like you can never be taken seriously by anybody on like a business end like if she's doing any business deals i would trust her

ever she's a clown i might not show up she's a clown she has no respect for like you to conduct yourself in that unless you're like well no it's the same way if you're like rappers do that i find like they they show up six hours late for the pizza reviews but i don't take them seriously like i know what i'm getting tana is a fucking clown and i will never take her seriously on any level ever except like clout farming so is she she banned from bffs i mean i would never schedule her if she just happened to be somewhere it's like hey tan i want to come on that's like julia rose clown like i asked her the same thing to you and she not only did it it's like she gave us she picked a time to come like we tape usually tuesday which is what it is and then she's like i can do thursday i'm like okay thursday pick the

time she didn't get back for like four days and then she's like oh sorry i was in la or something what's that fucking mean the internet doesn't was in LA or something. What does that fucking mean? The internet doesn't work in LA? Also, that's more convenient. Could have just came down the podcast right here. Anything. I don't know how anyone could ever take you seriously as a human being when you conduct yourself that way. I don't do it that way.

I agree. I'm sorry. I agree. Yeah, it's nuts. I don't think that she really tries to be taken that seriously, though, right? Correct. Maybe. But I just feel like that's respect.

That's not her thing. That's just respect and decency. Who did this wine with her, Dizzy? I would have never done that. She's going to fuck that and plode that one way or the other. She'll miss appearances. She'll do whatever. I would never go into business with her in a quadrillion, zillion, trillion years.

And I was about to go into the Alice Cooper business with her for our own drink. And I would do that in a heartbeat. Because if Alex says she's going to be there, she's fucking there one gazillion percent of the time. Tana, if you say, like, Alex showed up on time for our fucking BFF pods, we have big guests on all the time. She's the only one who's pulled this shit. She's no A-list star. She's like a clout chaser.

That's why she probably has to work so hard to stay in the news, because if you treat people like shit, you're never going to get the benefit of the doubt. How's that? There it is it is yeah man wow oh my god boss dave coming out right there you you cancel like 20 minutes before with the same exact excuse you had last time like the same one that's the problem it's the same excuse like you got to come up with something different right you can't yeah that's what i said yeah she she said she had covid and was puking everywhere this time she's just puking ever say got run over by a car yeah at least something creative not the

puking your mother died something that we can't talk about because there's a slight chance it could be true because even if she is like throwing up it's like it's not that bad at least we just made fun of someone throwing up we didn't make fun of someone whose mom's dead yes yeah and why say yes like what's the point of saying yes that's what i always did like we reach out to her or something well i don't know i don't know i i don't know yeah i was talking to her and she was like yeah for sure i'll come on and then i gave her the time and dates Like 20 times And then she said sure

And then she texted 30 minutes before today And said no And she confirmed Again yesterday She actually Didn't she not text us This morning Brianna

And say like Yo we still doing this Yeah she texted me And Josh and Kuchat This morning Was like we're all good For today And I was like

Yep you got the address Sent over everything And then 30 minutes before She was like I'm puking I don't know what to do, guys. Trash. It's fucked up, Tana.

Tana, come on. It's messed up, Tana. It is messed up. Even if it is true. You know we don't like to do this to you. You know we don't like to do it to you, but we have to. And by the way, I've been doing this for 20 years. Guests rarely, occasionally something happens.

They don't cancel at all. They don't cancel like this fucking clown show. Like, I mean, you got to be, I don't cancel at all they don't cancel like this fucking clown show like i mean you gotta be i don't know i don't even know who you gotta be to cancel like this like tom brady maybe you can pull this shit it's uh i don't know yeah yeah right you want rihanna like rihanna beyonce maybe yeah yeah somebody tana fucking mojo what are you kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me? Get the fuck out of here. Tana Mojo? Tana fucking Mojo?

Yeah, what the fuck? It reminds me a little. God. Yeah. All right. That's a TikTok audio right there. That's like, I swear to God, that's going to be a trend somehow. All right, let me get rid of all the notes that we have. Yeah, we got to throw out the whole fucking episode.

Yeah, half the package is gone. Dizzy wine, I just fucking pour it the fuck out. All right. So we got lucky. You guys were hanging out. Yeah, you know, Dave, I'm always saving the pod with these guests, dude.

You know me. I'm always getting them. All right. So we'll just go through the headlines and we'll do this now. See what we got, I guess. That probably was better than her being on the show anyways to be honest yeah you know what actually maybe we should say thank you to her for doing this because that's a great that was a great bit right there there's some clips from that for sure yeah and anybody who has dealt with me long

enough more on barstool knows like every once in a while, something like this will happen. Like I'm ready and I get dropped news right before you go live. So I don't really have time to like settle down. Yeah, we just told you. Right. Like I was sitting down and I got right before you sat down, Josh.

I'm like, what time's Tana coming on? Like she canceled. I just got the sheets 15 minutes ago. So we meet you. I just found out she was coming on 15 minutes ago. And then I found out she canceled as I just got the sheets 15 minutes ago. So we meet you. I just found out she was coming on 15 minutes ago. And then I found out she canceled as I sat down. It's like, what?

And the excuse, whatever. Okay, breathe. We're home. We're good. We got Ellie. We got Ellie. She's a good guest. We already know this.

Let's go. Yes, we got lucky. We got lucky. I think we're just, we're looking at, so the influencers were there. Lauren Gray was there. She was there. Oh, I're looking at, so the influencers were there. Lauren Gray was there. She was there. Oh, I know her. She was on our podcast last.

She's one of Josh's rotating women that seem to be there on podcast day. Yo, guys. Just so happen to be there. Ellie just so happens to be there. What were you guys doing, honestly? We were, I was filming a YouTube video with her. Got it. Okay. Yeah.

Good timing. And you guys went on a little double date action last week. That's what I like, baby. That's what I like. I like you. I don't give a fuck about your boyfriend. Come on, let's... Ellie, you didn't really go ham in that video, if we're being honest.

You just kind of were like... You just kind of existed. You just kind of existed. Yeah. Do you have a boyfriend, Ellie? I do not have a boyfriend What was the double date question you asked? You guys went on a little bit of a double date

Last week didn't you guys? I think it was like two weeks ago That was kind of a while ago But a legit date? No it was just like we were all hanging out Have you ever been on a date Josh? Have I been? Yeah

Like one or two i can never i cannot imagine that yeah because everything you say on a date what's up with your microphone is that me or what would my microphones messed up oh maybe you guys weren't talking into it that was all okay i was gonna say i feel like i'm pretty good at dates if i need to be. You've only been on two. You have no idea if they're good or bad. No, I know. I know. I just don't know if I was going through what a night you're describing, whether when I got back, I'd be like, yeah, I was on a date.

Or I'd be like, no, I was just kind of hanging out. I don't know. Anytime you're out with a girl, you just call it hanging out? Maybe I'm old. Is my definition of a date different? Okay, so what's your definition of a date? Were you guys feeling each other out on a romantic level? Feeling each other out on a romantic level.

I mean, I was getting some of those vibes from Ellie, yeah. No! Yeah, she was definitely. Are you kidding me right now? What? I'm just telling the truth we were bowling yeah but that's a date though a bowling is a legitimate date spot yes i was like you know like teaching how to bowl and everything but we were with other people i would consider a

date like sit down get to know you like ask questions like that's it versus hanging out is like just there's no how did it come together i'm gonna brie and i will decide whether this qualifies i texted i texted ellie and i was like hey you want to hang out and then she was like yeah sure we should go like mini golfing or something yeah that's a date let's do it there's a date but how did it how did you guys end up on a double date was ellie like i don't want to go with just you can we bring i think that's what it probably was i think it was probably like yo let's actually she might've been hanging out with Kia Amanda.

I don't know. This is an Ellie answer, not me. No, I was hanging out. I was actually on the phone with Amanda and then she was like, want to hang out?

And then at that moment, Josh was like, too. And I was like, sure, you guys were friends. Well, all right,

time out. It's way less. They're dating, obviously. Amanda and Kia, yes. So it was the four of you? Yeah.

Yeah, four of us. That's a date. Yeah. Yeah. Keough, yes. So is the four of you? Yeah, four of us. That's a date. That's a big time date. And then you're back, so would you guys go on another date? Great question. Yeah, would we go on another date? This is all you.

I don't make the date plan. I can't just be the one that answers. Good point. Touche. That's not like I can't just be the one that answers. Good point. Touche. That's a point for you. I know. I think it is up to the guy. Like, after the first, like, hey, do you want to go out again?

I do think. Is that what you're saying? No, I agree. That's what I was asking. I was saying, Ellie, do you want to go out again? Oh, you were doing it right then. Yeah. Like, I can't make the decision for Ellie if she's going to go out. Have you asked?

Have I asked Ellie to go hang out again? Yes. Dude, why are you looking at Ellie to go hang out again? Yes. Dude, why are you looking at me? Yeah, she came over today. That's a good point. Yeah, she came over today to hang out. So I was like, yeah, come over. I think I can foresee another date happening in the future.

Yeah, the first one is definitely a good one. If you go, any two people go to an event with a couple that is together, that's pretty obvious what's going on. I may be old, but I'm not that old. Like, that's just facts. Right. Yeah, facts AF.

So basically, this game, it's awards season and then also Cannes Film Festival or whatever it's called. Cannes, you unsophisticated moron. All right, Dave pronunciation guy. Cannes. So basically, they announced they're going to partner with TikTok, and there's going to be like a TikTok section. So we picked a couple of categories, three videos for each, and you're just going to say first, second, and third place for each of them.

So you did this on the fly? No, I started putting this. This is kind of an idea, and then we started putting it together. I finished it last night. See, that's a good job. Yeah, this is a good game. Kareem would have been watching sheep jump over a fence at that point.

We'll see if you think the same after the end of the game. Okay. Selling himself short. So we have three... We watch three videos, and then we rank them? Yep.

So the first one's best musical performance. Video one. we watch three videos and then we rank them yep so the first one's best musical performance video one what take your headphones off off You and me, we come from different worlds You like to laugh at me when I look at other girls Sometimes you're crazy, you wonder why I'm such a baby that the dolphins make me cry But there's nothing I can do

But looking for a girl like you. Can't sing. Can't dance. Don't want to make your pants. That went on for a long time. That was old school. I always said I was the best Darius Rocker, Hootie, and the Blowfish singer of all time.

So I went to prove it. You sure proved that. Okay, that's one. Prove something. Yeah, something. I sound good, bro. I sound good as fuck. How about your merch, too? Why is that good?

Wait, are you left singing? No, bro. I'm singing my heart out. That merch is something. Josh Richards. Yeah, it's that OG 13-year-old merch. What is mine going to be? Breeze was a lot of digging for these ones.

I was going to say, Bree, Bree. I'm like 12 in this, or 11. Tell me, dancing in the moonlight, when you touch, you'll never let it go. That's like from my Facebook page. Those were the hardest ones. How did you get that? That's so funny. That's like from my Facebook page Those were the hardest ones How did you get that? That's so funny

That's awesome I was gonna say I don't think I have a singing video That you guys could have found Can I watch the Brie one again before we vote? Absolutely No I just Mine was like two hours long Mine only got seven minutes. Tell me dancing in the moonlight.

When you touch, you'll never let it go. You got to give Brie. I'll give Brie Josh me. Brie is the winner, dude. Oh, my goodness. Holy shit, that's so funny. Were you like harmonizing with someone? Yeah, there was three of us in that video, if I remember.

You couldn't tell, Josh? No, I couldn't because I'm super musically talented. It's from my singing video. It felt weird having other small children that weren't Brie in the video, so we cut them out. Yeah, if that's fair. Oh, yeah. All right, next category is Best Thirst Trap.

I don't like this game. Me neither. Me either. I can't imagine what mine is. I hate this. It's going to be so bad. I already know. what mine is. I hate this. It's going to be so bad. I already know. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

See, Dave, at least yours are more self-aware. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. dude you're killing this shit wow you're playing mine a long ass time yeah it's so it's so long yours are so painfully long now it's better though No, just to clarify, that was a spoof. So the next two are going to be like...

That's the problem is like Dave is more self-aware in his videos. Correct. The longer they get... That was like... I used to mimic everything Bieber did.

It was awkward as fuck making that. But I knew what I was making. It's so much less embarrassing though for you to see that and be like oh it doesn't matter i was making fun of myself when i made it i was trying that was like an snl skit yeah yeah it's not an snl skit when i do it's more of an

like my life is yeah speaking of which you know what i mean yeah sick oh my god oh no that's gotta win that looks like that could've been done like two days ago kind of recently was it?

no that was done like maybe two years yeah it was about two years oh god what the fuck is mine gonna be Breeze aren't as funny cause Breeze has

actual thirst traps but we didn't pick one of those. What is this? Oh, I don't even want to watch this. See, we're kind of joking. What? Yeah. I feel like Breeze has been posting thirst traps though recently.

Yeah, no, it's Josh by Amash josh by a yeah yeah yeah for sure for sure that one was crazy josh that was crazy never lose never lose your demon time on that one what were you thinking like with the back camera and i don't know it was probably that's always the beauty of this like it you he not only made those but then he pushed publish like he looked at it he's like okay it's good to go probably made like three or four right like yeah it couldn't have been my first take you know all right next category was called best amateur film but it sounded too much like porn so we changed it to best upcoming artist okay okay yeah i is one of mine that I know is an all-timer.

It has to be in there at some point. I'm guessing that... Oh. Knock, knock. Oh. Hello? Did you order a pepperoni pizza? I sure did.

Oh, yeah? Can I deliver it to you? You can, but I don't have any money. Hmm. What can I do to get that pizza in my mouth without paying for it? I think I have an idea. Tell me. Hurry.

Can we go inside and then I can tell you how? Sure. Let me follow you in. Have you had like some porn awards or something, dude? Yeah, it's honestly like Barstool fans, Mount Rushmore favorite videos. I did like two days of spoofing at the porn awards or something dude that's one it's it's honestly like barcel fans mount rushmore favorite videos i did like two days of spoofing at the porn awards okay that's funny that's amazing yeah there's a lot of videos that come out of there like a lot of videos that nowadays i don't know how they'd go over but back when i did it people thought very funny okay video two oh fuck

hey what's your name I can't even watch this one I take my headset off I like what's my name why are you reacting to this video too

I don't know why we're doing it again it was a fucking joke at least you wanna know why it's cause I can spit really good on camera

You want me to show you I've never done it live before what if I'm awkward. I'm like uncomfortable wreck it. I don't ever get uncomfortable that sure inspire though You want me to stop talking? And just spit on you? Babe, I think I'm in love with you. Can your fucking mom hear you? Bro!

Get married, babe. I thought you were talking about like spitting like rat. No. You spit. That's one of the worst things I've ever seen, I gotta be honest. I was, first time doing this show, I was uncomfortable. Yeah, no, me too. And we watched a sex tape together.

The show, I know, yeah. And I was more comfortable watching that. And that was way worse than that. Yeah. Yeah. I had to take my headphones off. You ruined that shirt, which was like one of the best shirts I've ever seen, too. You spit all over it.

Yeah. No, this shirt, the Adam Palm Garbage Pail Kid was a fire shirt. But I can't. You may have ruined Garbage Pail Kids, too. That was tough. All right, video three. I'm not. Yeah, I'm disappointed in myself.

All right. we actually do have the fuck mary kill is a one slide thing it's actually designed for only really one of our hosts but it's just a real okay let's play it let's play it a one slide fuck mary kill yeah just after you know we've had three episodes you know in these last three weeks and we just you know want to get an opinion from oh you know one of the hosts it's for joshy isn't it how are we how are we ending this podcast so against me this

week like so against me this week um all right so okay we got lauren gray ellie and mads i have to kill one of them that's the hardest part okay who um i may be marrying one of them. That's the hardest part. Okay. Who? Or maybe marrying one of them is the hardest part.

I guess I will... Who are you going to kill? If you kill Ellie, I'll hate you. There's so many different ways I need to think about this. I know the answer of what's coming, I think. You think you know the answer? Yeah. I'm going to write it down. Write it down.

Me too. I'm going to write down my answer. Everyone pick their guesses. Pick their guesses. Damn it. This clip is going to definitely be a clip. This is designed purely for the clip. Yeah, I can tell.

Hold on. I'm waiting for people to get their answers down. Let me write it to get their answer down yep okay i got it i got mine i got mine too damn i'm i'm excited to hear the answer okay i think i have the best answer in my head right now strategically wise all right so i think i'm gonna sorry to the the squad sorry to the little bowling uh quadruplet there but i think i might have to slaughter ellie i think i might have to kill her because I've known her

like I feel like the least amount of time and we like, like I would say in like the relationship progressed the least in that one. Like where it would be like

it wouldn't be hard feelings to be like just friends or whatever after, you know what I mean? So I'd kill it. Wow. I had the same as you, Dave. Yeah.

And then I guess fuck Lauren marry Mads I've known Mads the longest I've known Mads for like three years so marry Mads fuck Lauren so marry marry marry Mads fuck Lauren kill Ellie you and I agree at the

same thing no I had marry Ellie fuck Lauren and kill Mads, fuck Lauren, kill Ellie. You and Ivory had the same thing? No, I had marry Ellie, fuck Lauren, and kill Mads. Yeah, that's what I had. Oh, yeah. Why kill Mads, though? I feel like I can't kill Mads logistically. I feel like you're the closest friend, so you could say you could kill her.

Yeah. Yes. Like, without hard feelings. I felt like if I said, like, I felt like if I said, like, I would get a text. I'd get a text. Like, I don't know that you had any real feelings for Ellie, but that's done.

Yeah, over. The jelly stands are going to be distraught. I was kind of looking at jelly stands. You mean because I murdered her? You mean because I murdered her? Yeah, there's no comeback from death. Well, you could be Jesus. You could resurrect and shit.

What did you say, Amanda? I don't think Josh is ready for Ellie. I feel like Ellie's a little bit... No, she's like a woman, even though she's younger than me. To be honest, Ellie... It doesn't surprise me that you and Ellie are friends because you guys both talk...

Yeah. ...similar as any of the guests that we've had in my mind. Like, more mature than age to me. So... I'm going to get a girlfriend next week for the show, so then you guys can watch it. Do it for ratings. Alright, thank you very much, Amanda. Brianna, you need to chill out on the

dating effects, alright, Brianna? That's it for BFF. See you guys next week. Thank you, Amanda. Thanks, Amanda. Tell Elliot that I don't actually hate her text her yourself bye nah you know i'm not gonna do that come on i wanted to play the fuck marry kill game you guys didn't play that with me well okay so you're you're your personality on tiktok and online i feel is a lot different than what it is in real life.

And we didn't know if you'd be into the fuck, marry, kill. Oh no. She literally came through that door. Like I want to play fuck, marry, kill.

Yeah. Do you want to pull up a past one? Let's have a crack staff. What it all has to do. Who's your ex-boyfriend? Do you have one? Do you have a boyfriend? What's going on?

Oh, I do not have a boyfriend. No, no, no. Do you have an ex-boyfriend? Yeah, but like, we don't know them no not they're not known i mean that's what we generally do we try to find we try to find people like that you've been connected with put it together i mean i don't i i've dev is the one that would normally come up with like who the

people should be related to but we thought this game was much more related to her than we could just grab like a random we don't have like yeah or or is there anyone in la that you want to fuck i just want to air it out yeah why not right just make it random i don't know yeah why don't we grab like a do we have old games loaded up by any chance like an old like those are all those are gonna be like yeah we're always those are like curated towards the guests but they're like social media kids, at least. Yeah. How do you meet guys, Teela?

I mean, just like parties and stuff. Like that's how Josh and I. Well, how did Josh and I. When did we meet? Yeah, we met at a party. Bryce's party, I think, right? Yeah. All right, here we go.

We're going old. This is good. Oh, yeah. Okay. We have Vinnie Hacker, Bryce Hall, Josh Richards. I'm going to kill Vinnie. Stunning. I don't want to marry you.

You want to marry Bryce? No, but that would be insane. Okay, I got to marry you. You want to marry Bryce? No, but that would be insane. Okay, I got to switch it. I'm going to kill Vinny, fuck Bryce, and marry Josh. Even after Josh having a new girl every week, you want to marry him?

I know. See, that's the problem, but I already did. Never mind. We're moving right along. Okay. You fucked who? I don't think Vinny's ever been killed.

You already fucked who? Bryce or Vinny? Or Josh? Do you fuck them all already? No. No. No. Just kidding.

Just kidding. But Josh is giving a look. Josh and I, we've done some things in the past. Head down. So you've already fucked Josh. Anyways, me and Tila go way back. We've known each other for a while. You know, we met like, what, like a year and a half ago or something?

Two years ago. That was when I lived a couple of hours. You see what he's doing right there? By the way, he's clouding the timeline. He's just like, so nobody can preach. Maybe it was three years ago. I don't know know it was not three years ago five okay no you were definitely legal wait so what is this because your assistant texted me when i told the teal is coming over she said oh that should be fun for josh and i was like that's a weird text who said

that josh's assistant how did me and Brie not get like... Yeah, I'm actually shocked that you guys didn't pick that up. But I mean, that was so long ago. No idea. How would we ever pick it up? You mean by the way you guys are acting now? I don't even think the universe knew that we even knew each other. That's how low-key everything was.

We don't even follow each other. Josh doesn't even follow me on anything. We don't even follow each other on TikTok. Damn. I'm sorry. Also, I need to call Josh doesn't even follow me on anything We don't even follow each other on TikTok Damn I'm sorry Also I need to call Josh out I need to call Josh out Call him out

No we don't When we were in Vegas at After Party He was like right next to me Didn't say a word to me Ignored me Gosh After the fact You mean after the fact?

Oh we hooked up like two years ago But like still And then when was the Vegas party? The after party event, like the NFT thing. It was like a couple weeks ago. He was like a little bit beside me. Didn't say a word. Maybe I just didn't even see you. No, I saw you. You definitely

saw me. Thanks. Josh, did you see her? I don't remember, man. That place, it was crazy. Yeah, he was too busy. After party was Josh was on one. I was. remember, man. That place, it was crazy. Yeah, he was too busy. After party was. Josh was on one. I was. Brianna knows. I was on one.

I was playing that. He was on a bender. You were at this thing? Yeah. Yeah. Brianna was there too. Yeah, we all were there. So why didn't you two go up and be like, hello?

Oh, I was like, ew, if he's not going to say hi to me, I'm not going to say hi to him. Facts. I. Now she's calling him out on the pod i wanted to call it out in the beginning of this podcast but you know now i'll do it i like it was beside me but we only hooked up one time it wasn't like a continuous thing this is when josh was with lauren so maybe he he was just trying to keep his girl happy maybe but i didn't didn't see Lauren. He was with the boys. You were like raging.

Did you want to hook up? Were you like, do you want to be like, oh. Is that why you were preening me? You were kind of like, I'd be like, oh, I hope he comes over. Oh, definitely not, Josh. Oh, come on. No, no, no, no. She was, she was.

No, I just like, we're friends. Like Bryce is always so nice to me. I've never done anything with Bryce. I've never even kissed Bryce and he's like, he's the nicest guy. That's probably what's nice to you. And then it's like,

I hooked up with this guy two years ago and just like, okay, whatever. Where'd you guys hook? Well, I won't go into detail. I can tell there's a cloud of mystery. I think it was. Oh wow, she just aired that out.

Noah Backstrom? Yep. That's crazy. Noah Backstrom. Taylor, you have like a fucking open invite like yo did we wrap up this episode already did we already wrap up this episode anything you want to say do like you are welcome on here 24 7 like just keep throwing things out i'm down this is the most open we've ever had. I'm sweating, bro. I'm heating up quicker than a junkie spoon over here, man. Like this shit is, this is getting a little embarrassing.

Dave, I literally love this podcast so much. Like you guys are just the realest podcast I feel like out there. I mean, remember when we first talked about this on the podcast and I was like, if this shit is real, then I'm going to be on demon time. That's just essentially what I guess I'm doing now. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what that means.

I told everyone. I gave everyone a warning. It was a year and a half ago I gave the warning, and now that's what Josh is doing now. I, for one, would like to see you two back together. Is that a possibility? Is that a possibility? I mean, I don't think I've thought of that even.

You definitely thought about it. He definitely has thought about it not one thought you're hanging out you hung out with curtis last night i know you talked about it who's curtis oh get your head out of your ass dixie who is curtis curtis newbill he's like he's like a friend of me and Dixie's and everyone, I guess, really. Okay. So, I mean, she's right, though. You've definitely thought of it. You were hanging out with her. So, I mean, you answered the question, so you've clearly thought about it.

I don't think that on my mind right now. Yeah, I don't think much. Yeah, I don't think a lot. No, I don't think we're going to get back together. So, what was the conversation like when you were like, you know, obviously I get that. Some of it's like probably meant to be pro I'm looking at the,

I'm see as I'm going through our sheets here, I just got stopped in my tracks. Nessa's matching ring with Josh is back on fans. Speculate that video. Nessa's wearing the matching ring. Her and Josh got together. Josh. Okay, guys. So we don't know this is the ring I got her. You don't know that.

You don't know what ring you got her? I find that pretty hard to believe. Well, no. I'm just saying it's a silver fucking ring. There's a lot of silver rings. No. We got a pretty good close-up right there. Alright. Well, what's the other? Can I get the side-by-side? No, that's what she's wearing.'s the other can i get the side by side no

that's what she's wearing that's and the other ones on the sheet well i don't think they're the same they kind of look the same to me wait that's what she's wearing right there yeah recent yeah you don't know if that's the ring you got her of course i don't think that's a pretty distinctive ring i don't think it is i think that's a different's a different ring than the one I got. I got like the Gucci ghost ring or whatever. I don't think that's that. Don't think. Don't think. That's not a don't know.

I literally, I just have a screen of three people doing this. I like being on this side. Yeah, it's tough. I mean, Josh follows Nessa's manager. So, all right, Josh and Nessa hang out. That's the let Josh talk to paparazzi, saying him and Nessa talk for closure. Yeah. All right, so you guys hung out that one time.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it. Went for the walk. Yep. Yeah. That's a lie. You're lying. How am I lying?

It looked like a poker tell. Do you know, Bree? No. You're lying, too. Everyone's a lie. You're lying. How am I lying? It looked like a poker tell. Do you know, Bree? No. You're lying, too. Everyone's probably lying. Do you know Dixie? How would she? You think I didn't learn my lesson?

Everyone fucking knows except me, it appears. What's Dixie? I actually don't know anything. Dixie's smiling like she knows. I don't know anything. I don't. I swear, I swear, I swear. I don't know that I believe you.

I don't know anything about you. All right, so then what? You guys are just friends? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, yeah, we're just like... I don't know if we're friends yet. I think it was just more of a good talk to get, like I said, some closure

and put just shit in the past. Did we try to call her already? Did we do that? Like live? Yeah, like on speakerphone? No, we haven't. I don't think we did that do you mind doing that you want me i don't have to live call her just tell her she can hang up be like

a quick convo for the views josh she may not pick up you and you before we say anything be like we are recording you're on the air i mean i just i've i already asked her if she wanted to come on and she was like i don't want to come on yet because i don't want a stupid drama blah blah blah so i mean but she's in this she like on tana and her beef and i mean you guys they broke up and you guys hung out within 10 minutes of them breaking up. So, I mean. That's not true. They've been broken up for like over a month.

Well, when it went public. Unless you've been hanging out. Yeah. Which I don't know because no one tells me anything. No, I mean, like, it's like they've been broken up. All right. She can hang up. You can just call and be like, Dave has requested.

I'm doing it. If you want to hang up, hang up. And if not, he's going to fire some questions. Okay. I'm going to say there's a gun to my head right now. Dave is making me do this. Hang up the phone, please. Nessa posts and deletes video people think is about John. I mean.

Yeah, but there's no proof that video is about me. Yeah. I don't know what the video is, but. Hey, hey, don't say anything stupid. Don't say anything stupid. I have a gun pointed to my head right now, and I'm being forced to call you while I'm live. You don't have to answer anything.

You can hang up the phone right now if you want. But Dave has requested I called you. You got to put her on speaker. I think she doesn't have service. That should be absolutely brilliant on her part if she's telling the truth. Yes. What happened? Thank God.

No service or did she hang up? Hung up. Tough. Damn. That's tough. All right. I mean, I don't. All right.

I'm going to say what I think. I don't believe anything you're saying. I think you guys are probably already hooked up. I think you're like rekindling and I think that's what's going to happen. I have no proof of it. No one tells me the truth. But that, if gunned to head, that is what I would say is going on here. Yeah.

That's a valid. I'll just stick with my original statement. That's what it looks like. So you agree with me. I gave everyone a warning. That's what it looks like. Dixie? I don't know.

Because I do. Like, I feel. I don't know. I feel bad for all of you really because it just sucks like having like it all on the internet so I don't

like I don't it's the life we chose I try correct that is true and it's not only the life we chose like let's just

but the relationship was on the internet let's just pick a guy like let's pick a relationship that rhymes with like Trixie and Deck or something. You guys, a relationship like that isn't all the scandal and stuff going on in it. That's been pretty straightforward. These guys are going right back into...

We launched our show when all that shit happened. Yeah, the world blew up. Yeah, and it was brand new and we were so hard. And now it's coming full circle. So they can't cry poor if they're hanging out to you they have to know people are gonna go bananas if they're hanging out again yeah yeah speaking i'm not over here like tearing up or nothing no no i know but you're not giving real answers either he never does i gave my answer i gave my answer i said i said yo if i gave the answer a year ago i told everyone what i was going to do and that's what i'm doing what what has happened is josh has

wisened up like we caught him in the beginning of the show and he i don't know if he even really knew me as well but like he's much more guarded i could get him just to say whatever yeah just say it say now he won't all right into bfs corner josh updates nessa's burner used to only follow herself and now follow second person josh this is just more of the same yeah more of the same yeah same shit different way yeah yeah griffin accidentally says that josh and nessa are back together now on t-talk yeah it was like he slipped up he didn't mean to say that but can we can we see it please yeah so i was like shading nessa every chance i got and then it's like you guys are together now and like what do you mean by josh and nessa are back together no i said when they

were together and then it's like you guys are together now and like no you said he did you and that's her man yeah no i said yeah yeah, like, when your boy's dating a girl, you're, like, forced to hang out. You got any boys with a girl? And she wasn't like, ah, like, she was all right, like, a nice girl or whatever. We're, like, we're digging ourselves such a deep hole. All right, I'm sorry. Dude, that's all I meant, Gavin. Hey, Nassar, I'm sorry.

I didn't, that's all I meant. I'm sorry. That's all he meant. Oh. Anyways. Finally, we get a conclusive answer. I mean, clearly you guys are together, but then. How is that conclusive?

I just conclusive, Josh. That was one of your best friends. Conclusive. He's one of your best friends. And you said, yeah, yeah, yeah. True. No, he was talking about past tense. Like when we got back together.

No, he wasn't. Yeah. No, I think he was. What do you mean? When you past tense? When? Now, I guess it's a good time. What did you do this weekend josh um what did i do this weekend i think i kind of just oh i went to i went to hide

yeah yeah would you go after that i went to my house nate wyatt's oh yeah yeah we went to nate's for the after party yeah camera guy said you were gone really long yesterday we um can somebody fucking clue me i don't know what's going on what are we talking about here this is one of the very rare ones where this video didn't get out to like any t pages or anything this person dm'd these videos to us and they said i don't do this i don't follow tiktok i just love dave portnoy and i think that he would want to see this okay i like this person oh yeah this person yeah so i guess we'll play the first one oh are you scared oh i'm so scared i don't know what it's

about to be this one's funny for one reason we'll show it after but so this this one whispering sweet nothings yeah i was just probably like if the still of this is isn't this a good song you're just telling her a secret who the she does not seem interested at all that's a meme this people the bffs team has been comparing it to this one yeah this one as well i told you about my crypto that that's almost identical right yeah that's really close yeah this is like when you like bring out like the like fucking uh robin hood or some shit she's done with josh's shit yeah yeah it doesn't look like she's happy whatsoever yeah wow and then

just there was another one that was confirming that mia was also there with josh and josh and nessa left together um okay so you guys are together yeah yeah i don't know who that is but you guys are together that's fine that was actually crazy mia and nessa were like talking to each other for like 45 minutes and i was just like i wonder what's gonna happen here yeah they're so they're right they're right there same same couch look at that who the fuck is taking these videos bro yeah there's a you gotta start conversating wait is is mia is in her legs pretty much like like yeah and there's libya done right there too what it was a good night that's the two of them all of your girls in one corner it was it was a fun night yeah fuck them big time yeah big time

stooley nation that's super not cool that's like that really breaks all the codes like my friend's house yeah that's totally break so many codes so invasive give an idea who i don't not an idea but if i see them i'll punch them in the throat i'm big into the throat jabs recently that was hurt i gotta remind myself of how old I am because I'm older and it's like creepy sometimes. But no one else is saying it like that's a weird vibe of Mia laying in Nessa's legs with Josh there. I'll just leave that at that. Yeah, we'll leave it at that. Steal your girl.

That's a good move to pull's so solid Nessa from Josh no I don't think that's necessarily what I'm getting I don't think that's what I thought we had an early BFFs about like a video Nessa posted about maybe being bi yeah she is yeah yeah well she didn't post she said it she said She said like fully like, yo, I'm by. Yeah. Yeah. What's up with it? Speaking with big names moving along. Pete Davidson. What was going there? You were talking. What?

Your eyes just popped. Your eyes just popped. How did you? Right here. Yeah. You can. I'll read it. Olivia.

Olivia. Previous. Oh, from Dumois. Let me see this. Who was never named, but his story lines up with Pete Davidson. Demois, Pete Davidson. I have it on good authority that Pete and Phoebe are, in fact, an item. He ended things with B-list pop star influencer he had been seeing before.

Phoebe, anonymous, please. Olivia said the two talked so much. He was so nice. She didn't think there was a chance he could possibly talk to other girls. True or false on all this sheet. You're reading it right now. I told you not to hold us responsible for it. Yeah.

Yeah. I didn't think any... There's some tension in my room over here. No, I just... I didn't think that anyone knew about that. No, I just, I didn't think, I didn't think that anyone knew about that. I really didn't. Like I,

I found it out. Yeah. But never, nobody has ever mentioned. Let me tell you something. We don't exactly have the most crack staff of investigators. So it's on the sheet. I promise.

Yeah. But all it says is B-list celebrities or B-list influencer slash singer or something like that. And people like, I don't know. Yeah, we, yeah, that's true. Nice guy. What's his appeal? He's hot. And he's really funny.

And he's really sweet. He's a really sweet guy. Pete Davidson's hot? Yes. Yes. He is hot. Guys don't get it. It's so annoying. It's so annoying. I'm like, how do you not thinkson's hot yes yes he is hot guys don't get it it's so annoying it's so annoying i'm like how do you not think he's hot what do you he's tall he has tattoos he's like funny he's getting

all his tattoos hold on hold on hold on funny is not hot funny usually it's actually the replacement it's not fucking hot as fuck i have I'm sure that's why people think you're hot because you're funny. No, they don't. They're like, he's funny, but not hot like that. The funny doesn't, like Chris Crowley is funny. I have friends that literally are only attracted to guys for their personality.

Like one of my friends, Sydney, I make fun of her all the time because she likes guys that will literally look like trolls. And she'll be like, she'll send us photos and be like, he's so hot. And it's literally because they're funny. Like she physically is attracted to them because they are funny. It's this weird thing that happens.

I don't know. But I think Pete actually is physically, I think he is attractive. Well, that's crazy. So how long ago was that? He also got a lot better looking. That was like October of 2020. It was a long time ago. Okay.

You just kept the red hair for a while now? No. Or switched? No, that's the other photos. That a long time ago. Okay. You just kept the red hair for a while now? No. Or switched? No, that's the other photo. That's the other girl. Yeah, that's the girl. He texted me. He was like,

I'm seeing someone else. So like, I can't. It's the same. But I didn't have red hair at the time. It's literally, are you guys, are we looking

at the same pictures? Do you guys see these pictures? I know. At first, when I glanced at them, I thought that was Olivia. I thought the girl far left was Charlie Jordan, to be totally honest. That's me.

That's Olivia on the left. That's me on the left. Whatever. Everybody's all over the place. You don't think that picture on the left looks like Charlie Jordan at all? No, it does. I feel like you think everyone looks the same. Or what's his face?

James Charles. Yeah, everyone thinks I look like James Charles. I know. Please. Well, he's probably pretty. For real? Are you being serious? That's like my number one comment that I get. James Charles yeah everyone thinks I look like James Charles I know please well he's probably pretty for real are you being serious that's like my number one

comment that I get like if someone posts a photo of me all the comments are like all the comments are like I thought this was James Charles in a wig

thought this was James Charles is this James Charles yeah how does that make you feel that makes perfect sense into my analogy of being like that looks like

Charlie Jordan or James Charles yeah I mean people say D being like that looks like charlie jordan or james charles yeah i mean people say dualipa looks like james charles so like i'm okay with it because it's dualipa you know so dualipa is hot james charles is hot you're hot charlie jordan is hot a lot of hot people not hot no pete davidson also hot i cannot believe you guys found that that's really crazy you're the first people to ever ask me about that and i really thought that no one knew about that wow breaking news i'm breaking news for real great job dev good for us two years later i still can't get over this that he literally just went for a carbon copy of you right after it seems like yeah well some other girl also dm'd me on twitter and was like I think we were

talking to the same guy at the same time and I was like oh no I talked to him for like five months so I think you were talking to him when my friend was talking to him too what's her name um Noah yeah yeah yeah that's a different one but I'm pretty sure she hit me up. Okay, yeah. Yeah. Wait, Noah's a girl's name? Noah, yeah. Sometimes. Sometimes.

It's a weird sometimes. It's a weird sometimes. Well, I'm not going to say it's weird. Parent's choice, I guess, but. Yeah, I heard about that as well. But yeah, I was talking to him from, but also it was like, he lives in New York

and we only hung out in person like very few times. So like, I get it. Yeah. She thought she was like the only one. There was like he lives in New York, and we only hung out in person very few times. So I get it. She thought she was the only one. There was like five. Yeah. Same. Tough.

Tough. You said it appears wildly sexist stuff. Are you anti-woman? I love women. In fact, interesting statistic, 100% of the people I've ever had sex with were women. So I love women. I have nothing against women at all. I'm not sexist in any regard.

I'm not misogynist either. I'm a realist. Like, I'm a realistic person. As a realist in the modern world, they're going to call you sexist, misogynist, etc. But I'm none of those things. I am just. Why do they call you that? Why do they call you that?

Because I say. What do you think it is that you say that makes people think you're like sexist? Because I said the truth. which is women can't fight. Men are stronger, like based. More true things, I think another thing I said is I said, and maybe I'll upset the ladies on the podcast, I hope not. But please correct me if I'm wrong. I said if I were to get on a plane and I were to that plane was to fly into the eye of a hurricane, there was a 50% chance of it crashing. I'd want a male pilot. Cause I think that males are better under stress and under pressure. I think they're less likely

to get emotional and in a life or death situation. That's why they make better soldiers. That doesn't mean I'm a, that doesn't make me a misogynist. That doesn't make me sexist. That's just true. Women are better at other things than men. And I'll sit here and here and say women are better at x but i will say that men are better at y i'm not going to sit and pretend that that we're all the same we're not under pressure when your life is on the line anyone with anyone who's honest would want a male pilot in said situation you would not want a female pilot so i disagree with that i think that's a person by person but i agree with men are stronger than women. I don't think anyone can argue that.

You're telling me if you were to fly into a hurricane and you had the choice between a male pilot and a female pilot, you wouldn't have zero preference at all, Dave? Not knowing anything about either of them? They're both pro pilots? No, we're not talking about dunking a basketball. Well, I would choose a man because I know from my own personal experiences that when shit hits the fan and emotions are high and it's life or death that

the man is more likely to remain calm and calm is what's going to keep me alive so i would choose the man for the same reason i would choose women to do other things let me give you another example then dave if gender roles aren't real and you're now no i think there are gender roles are real that particular example though i i'm sure you can have great female pilots i never said you couldn't i said i'd choose a man in that particular situation i don't think that's like i don't know about brie and no man like that doesn't make yeah brie o'malley do you think that's like do you call that like super sexist or where where you guys well i think it's like with what dave said too I think it depends on the person. Like there could be a way more emotional pilot that's a male and then a female one that could be more emotionally stronger.

But regardless, he's saying training. Yeah, I think he's saying you don't know anything about the pilot. You just can pick blind. Yeah, obviously. Male or female. I disagree with that. Yeah. It's a generalization because exceptions don't disprove the rule.

But I don't think that makes you like Satan for saying that. No, but I think like you say a lot of stuff about women like that. They're your property. That's not what I said. I was talking about an OnlyFans company when that question was asked. But I said that if a woman is going out with a man, she belongs to that man. That's his woman. So she wants to do OnlyFans.

She owes him some money because she's his. Yes. That's what I said. Well, that's crazy. That one's crazy. So you think that a man going out with the girl that that's just your property there can't be an equal relationship that one was nuts that one was not crazy no but no that that one you can if i understood what you said that if a guy and a girl is dating and a girl does OnlyFans, she owes him a cut? No, 100%. She's his girl.

100%. He is his girl. But what does that have to do with anything? Because she's his. Yeah, so that's... So that is you saying that women are your property. It's not about being property. It's about the fact that she belongs to him

and the intimate parts of her body belong to him because they're in a relationship. And if she wants to sell those, he has a stake in those parts of her body. So it's reverse. Male porn star owes the woman. I don't know because I think the women belong to the man. I think the woman's given up.

That's inherently where you get called sexist. No, it's not. Well, you can call me sexist if you want. But if you look at marriage, it's the bride's father who gives her away. It's not the groom's father. It is. I got to guess. The woman belongs to the man. So it's father. It's tradition. I got to guess. The woman belongs to the man.

So it's slavery. Yeah, no, but I got to guess as somebody who's multicultural and everything, that certainly is a tradition that does not apply everywhere. The woman is always given over to the man. Read the Bible, read the Quran, you can go to the wall in Africa.

Walking down the aisle, no chance. There's African cultures where they don't do that. I'm sure there are some obscure tribes somewhere. I mean, I can't say, I'm not a professional. But you get it. You seem like a very smart guy. You seem like a smart guy. You're saying a woman is the property of a man if they're dating.

I'm not saying they're a property. I'm saying they're given to the man and they belong to the man. It doesn't mean they're a pure property without emotion. It means they're given to the man. They take the man's name. You said it's her parts. You said it's the guy's parts. You're like, if she's on OnlyFans, the guy owns those parts, so he gets a cut.

Well, those parts are intimate, right? That's the whole point of her being his. Yeah, but you didn't do reverse. When I said if a male porn star does it, he doesn't owe the girl a cut. Correct, because he doesn't belong to her. She still belongs to him. Correct, so that's the girl a cut. Correct. Because he doesn't belong to her. She still belongs to him. Correct. So that's the sexist part.

And you've also said that you could have multiple partners, but a female that was with you couldn't also have multiple partners? Well, a woman could say that same thing if she decided. She could say, I can sleep with multiple men, but my men can't sleep with multiple women if she so choose. We're all free individuals, right? Yeah, but you wouldn't agree if a woman said that. I don't think I would personally find that revolting.

Correct. But there are women who find what I say revolting. So you're not telling other people what to think. You're just saying how you think. Yeah. I mean, I think that I think of a man is sexual, is not sexually exclusive. It's not the same as if a woman is, because with a woman, you have the paternity issue. With a man, you don't have a paternity issue. If I have three girlfriends and they all get pregnant, we know who the mother and who the father is. If you have one woman and three men, you

don't know who even the parents are if she got pregnant. So it's a whole big issue, right? Science can step in and kind of fix it, but it's a good discussion. DNA tests are pretty accessible nowadays. Of course, yeah. That's exactly it. So I said science can step in and fix it, but that doesn't mean it's not haram and against the will of God. Look, read the Bible. Every single man had multiple

wives. Not a single woman had multiple husbands. It's against the will of God. It's not haram and against the will of God. Look, read the Bible. Every single man had multiple wives. Not a single woman had multiple husbands. It's against the will of God. It's disgusting. In the eyes of God himself. That would assume that if you're going in this multi-universe where everybody's reading the Bible, which is there's different religions all across the globe, read in different things, believe in different things.

Interesting. Interesting. So how's it going with that boyfriend now that didn't age well yeah it didn't no that just did not work out is that was that what you guys were talking about earlier yeah when yeah what was it a public breakup livy well i'm i mean i tried to keep the relationship more private because you know how like public relationships are like they're so crazy but uh yeah i mean it wasn't like a messy breakup or anything i haven't really like talked about it but it just like did not work out he didn't really love me being in the public eye

or anything like that so i was like this is like not gonna work did he cheat on you is that what you guys are talking about am i making this up i mean i don't know if that's i don't know if that's public yeah that was yeah well how would you guys know it so the girl i like i said we can cut all this but the girl yeah we can cut this um we won't cut it i think the boyfriend was with at the time sent us all the dms between her and livy of being like here's like me with your boyfriend in bed yada yada yada what so livy this is all news to her yeah we were talking about this off someone submitted it to you guys yeah i think it was the actual girl i didn't know that's what we were talking about before yeah what a crazy not on the podcast though well she's like i this

she is pretty recently she's like i have proof and i was like first of all you're the girl and second of all this is like eight months ago it's like and also we would never put this out oh my gosh i mean i'm not the one saying it but like that's crazy that someone no no that's yeah that's nuts that is pretty crazy is that not the one saying though are you like i think it's more nuts to take a photo like next to someone's boyfriend and then send it into the bfs podcast and be like hey oh no she sent us the dms between her and livy oh okay okay okay well don't show them no well that's so crazy so you're a crazy girl I have no comment in terms of like all time ambushes

and we're not trying to ambush you Libby because I had no idea about this is pretty big like and we don't mean it in a negative way because like I said we don't have to but that's crazy to find that out this way so A this girl's a scumbag yeah she was clearly doing it for clout if she was sending it into BFF's

podcast it's the only reason she did it yeah 100 yeah both the scumbag all right so we move we won't even give her we won't even give her the name or the class trash yeah she's trash he's trash yeah trash that's like actually so crazy wow so josh and essa party together that jayden is also at i don't know if this is related but the next day it was actually the same night i believe same night yeah okay so the next day cooper's sister posts an ig story which basically says is this crop top triggering for you at josh richards f bff pod with the middle finger emoji three times picture jayden jayden repost this um this story and where it's uncomfortable

is obviously there's a serious tragedy involved um so it's like how do you talk about i and i don't know what you guys want to say i don't know the sister the only thing i would i i feel like to equate because using the triggering, which I said, the crop top. I felt a little and this is, again, the age thing. And I don't know the girl on ease. Just it didn't. I had a bad feeling sensitive. It's like there's a legitimate tragedy. And to equate it to like our podcast and the jade and history to me are two different

things they're like what we shouldn't be convoluting a tragedy a serious thing into i thought that was pretty like upsetting upsetting like kind of disgusting behavior if i'm gonna be honest yeah it was like very insensitive i felt like i just thought that was like that was messed up it's like yo whatever there's a girl involved like i get it like people nessa and all that shit but like to turn it into something that's just like so personal for so many different people right like i'm sure jayden's about that cooper stuff and i'm hurting about that cooper stuff and i'm sure the sister and it's his sister everyone right like i'm sure everyone's fucking grieving and it's like i get people take grief differently but like to go in and do that or like claim that or like say something like that about someone it's just

like it's it's a beyond like i feel like there's a lot of emotions with grief and i i've definitely been in a position where someone passed away especially when it comes to a tragedy like this and you think back to a million little moments before that person passed and you feel anger and you place things you know you you just replay those things you place that anger towards so many things so i i can't imagine whatever like i just i can't imagine what every one of them is are going through so it's i don't know yeah everybody there's a lot of emotion there's a million emotions in that yeah right and i think that's how I felt. And it, most of all, his sister, who I don't know the relationship or anything, I don't know any of it.

I don't pretend to know any of it. But doing that and putting it in public and connecting dots was, I think, not the right thing to do. And it kind of puts everybody in a kind of a... I think she's a really sweet girl. You know what I mean? And I just feel for just went they went through

a lot right so like right there's no way to tell anybody yeah yeah i'm feeling that situation 100 i'm trying to be understanding about that shit because that's like the worst i could never imagine like losing my brother would be terrible and like obviously cooper i looked at as a very close friend of mine and like yeah it was terrible for me so i'm not trying to like turn it into something i just wish that it would never have been posted in the first place agreed um so that that obviously went what are you gonna say i don't know i just feel for her she's a sweetie i don't know i'll shut up i don't need to fucking be here for any of this honestly no i mean honestly when i saw it i was debating whether we'd even bring it up or mention on the show but then so many people are talking it's like well at

least we addressed it happened yeah it's like well at least we addressed it happened yeah it's really not there is no winner in any of that situation no in this show for the most part bffs which it has been since it started is kind of like busting balls and not taking anything seriously and just you start connecting thoughts that you know really you can't connect you you can't there there is no one singular thing or anything you can point that that that so we'll leave it that move on it was unfortunate connecting dots i don't know if you want to mention because people were saying that's the reason also we said they think we took the episode down because that story went up i don't know if you actually want

to say why it went down or we can just well no we took it down again it was a tragedy uh and we took the episode down pretty soon after it's it hasn't been up um i don't know it has been up we took it down a while ago yeah it was done before that yeah it was requested to get taken down so we took it down yeah it's just i don't know to me and i could be wrong it's convoluting kind of dating issues with like a tragedy. We'll move on from that. Please, let's do. But we're not really moving on from that. Because then Jaden went on a Twitter spree.

Talking shit about people talking shit online, but not in person. After being at the same party with you two. I don't know, Josh. Is this directed at you? You think the people that talk shit about me nonstop online would want to say in person after being at the same party with you two i don't know josh is this directed at you you think the people that talk shit about me non-stop online would want to say in person to laugh out loud you're bitch made fuck social media lame as hell but i still be on this i think you're going to do this thing where i just poke pictures like random moments no words people talk way too much move on who who cares was this all directed at you? I guess. I believe so.

So you guys have really active beef right now. Well, there wasn't. They're playing this game of stealing each other's girlfriend back and forth. Did you see each other at the party? Like eye contact? I never really like saw him or anything. He like, I guess I'd walk by me and I was like, I mean, I was pretty fucking sauce at this party, but I was like talking to this guy and he was like talking to me about business

or whatever. And I guess like he like walked to me about Business or whatever And I guess like He like walked by With a group or whatever But Sam and Gavin Had like kind of Explained the situation To me after

And he just kind of Like walked by Stared at me Gavin and Sam Kind of like Took a step forward Just being like Was he trying to fight

Who knows right Like who fucking knows I saw all parties Look like they were Having fun to me Yeah yeah that's what I mean Like it seemed like Everyone had a good time

So Yeah I was there And like I I saw Josh Josh was actually Clowning me he was like you weren't sick like oh come on just come on bfs um and then i saw jade and we had a lot of fun i saw nessa she's a sweetie we had fun everyone it didn't seem it seemed like everyone was just chilling really like and then they walked out uh sam and gavin like kind of explained the situation to me and and then i was like okay whatever like he just like walked by they and kind of like stopped for a second and

then they like kind of stepped up and then he kept going and then then the post was made and that's when like i guess everything fucking happened stepped up as in like you thought there may be a fight i didn't i i was i was there in my conversation and honestly i could give a fucking care less about that kid or where he is or what he does with his life but you made a tiktok right and then he he he had like made that post or whatever and and then i went and like i had actually just posted like a draft uh it wasn't even like a tiktok that i like filmed that day or anything because i was at someone's house and so i filmed i i posted a draft or whatever of honest and great song by the way um and then like yeah what was the song it was honest it was called

honest what are the lyrics we can like play yeah was it like cryptic lyrics towards right yeah it was like it was uh the lyrics are like um do you know what you were doing half past 12 i was all alone i can't be compromised fucking on my ex are you fucking on your ex i mean we'll leave that up to be you know so you're fucking your ex well i said we can leave that up to the air i'm not saying but it's not no yeah no it's not a no then it's yes all right they're not fucking my ex guys i'm not fucking my ex i feel like now you just had to say that because at first you weren't saying no yeah because you were you're the one i'm no stranger to fucking my ex so i mean i'm not i'm not i'm just curious no he's right right right now he's dating nessa everybody knows that that's

part of the problem and that's where everything's getting convoluted not to go back to the other stuff but there's obviously Nessa Josh Jade and Beef you add in an element of a tragedy and things are getting convoluted into a big ball of everything is my I just think that's what it is and like the kid it keeps like trying to talk to me and I just like I have nothing to say to him so it's like go make a song about it if you're upset and let's all move on so did jayden say you apologized no no no i think he was just talking about like he was probably just like he actually so he had like dm me a bunch of shit right and then uh i was just like dude trying to trying to apologize like what was he saying oh just like he wanted to talk to apologize like what was he saying oh just like

he wanted to talk to me like he wanted to talk to me or something like and again nothing to say to that kid like i had a conversation with him already after the nest of shit like the first time it happened like right after so it's like i i have nothing left to say and he was like i knew if i commented that shit you'd answer my dm and i was just like bro if you're upset go make a song about it lol and then i was that was pretty much it and then he was like something about like making remarks about how ness is my girlfriend and i was like i'm actually single why don't you guys box because i mean that would just like kind of give him too much i feel like press this guy's kind of like going you know what i'm saying so it's like why would i help him out and also it's like in the direction i'm going fighting's just gonna take me back like

boxing kind of like a joke like to be a tiktok why don't you mud wrestle it sounds hot tana yeah how do you how do you navigate that's almost everybody like you know people at beef and you go around like hey joshy and then you because i feel like i'm gonna go get a drink hey i don't fuck with the type of people that are like you know if i came up to josh and he was like i don't want to talk to you because you like jayden or if i went up to jayden he was like i don't want to talk to you like i would just be like all right like you know i feel like people like who know me you know i know jayden better than i know josh but i mean people who know me no i don't really give a fuck like you know i'm just down to clown and yeah and it's it's it's

literally it's not my drama at all i don't think so you know what i mean fair um mia liked the tiktok room post of jayden commenting on josh's tiktok post who's mia she's like a girl that i was like hanging out with you have a roster huh, huh? Yeah. I'm building the dream team. What did Mia say? I don't care. She liked Oops Chase. What does that even mean? What does what mean? Is Mia against or for you? I don't know. She actually texted me

the other day and she was like just checking in and seeing how you're doing and stuff. And I was like, oh, thanks. Yeah, I'm doing good. Because she seems to always like bad things about you, but then text you on the side. side yeah maybe she's just one of those people though that like likes everything on there is she mad did you kind of hit and whoa no i didn't hit your face looks direct everyone just fucking gets quiet after i say shit like every single time you guys are like oh did you fuck this girl and i'm like i'm like nah nah and then everyone just stares at me in silence for like 30 seconds you make a little face you make a little

face right you go no i didn't and then you smile yeah because it's a fucking funny topic to talk about it gives like it gives i'm no young gravy i'm no young gravy all right i can't just talk about it so slyly like that guy just yeah was that a restaurant fucked a waitress and then we went for drinks after. I think that you should possess that demeanor, you know, because like at this point, it's known that you're having fun. Me and Young Gravy had a little private combo. And I think like maybe he's going to start going for the mils and I'll start taking like

their daughter's kind of thing. I don't think anything with Young Gravy is private. Just FYI. He doesn't seem like he has a private filter um he kind of does though like it's young gravy because i'll try to like i want to like say some crazy shit that i know he's done he's like don't fucking tell but like it's a curated brand he knows what he's doing for sure um our our friend mads gets in the mix and tells jden to shut up under Josh's TikTok comments. I like Mads.

Mads knows how to hold a grudge. Yeah, she's funny, bro. She's just funny. And that's an original. And for those who aren't up on their TikTok drama, Mads was who's dating Jayden when this all broke. And she's almost the one who broke the whole thing originally. And everyone's like, Mads is crazy. Mads is crazy.

Oh, yeah. I said that shit. Yeah. Mads is crazy mads is crazy oh yeah i said that yeah mads is telling the truth and just will chime in every once in a while shut up so i like that yeah yeah it was funny it's funny oh jayden's still going jayden's second twitter spree i know social media just changed everything it's just sad to be honest it didn't have to be like that real life still exists be happy i'd be sad too much i'm just trying to be happy if you think i'm a nobody then stop talking about it's so weird i got time right now i'd say one thing haha like what um and then the tiktok room jayden likes a tweet saying how he is a good guy

what about uh the the milf thing is this real it's real like i mean yeah when did you conquer your first milf or is this a bit is that a bit? No, it's real. It's real. But I'm not loyal to just MILFs. You know, and people seem to have realized that recently. Yeah, you had a sex tape come out? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What happened there? By the way, what happened there?

Well, here, we'll get back to it. We'll get back to it. The MILF thing, I did have to answer your question. I was rudely interrupted. Well, you brought it up. You hinted at it. You alluded to it. So I did have an experience with a much older woman when I was in high school, and then again, like in college, before any rap stuff, and it felt right, and I thought, you know,

I need to sort of spread this this knowledge to the rest of the you know the people and uh it just fit it fit well with what i was rapping about which you know sometimes there was like food themes and like you know being i was gonna say being in the kitchen but that sounded a little bit offensive so you know just like i'm always rapping about being with milfs and you know i you know, I got a song called Martha Stewart. It all kind of just, you know, connects. So it's not a bit, but, you know, I'm not I don't discriminate against women my age. Got it.

Can I go back to the sex tape league? Go ahead. Ready for that? Yeah, I suppose. So this happened last week. Yeah, man, I was. happened last week yeah man i was uh it was uh i believe i'm 98 sure it was this hacker who hacked my phone you know you guys know what a sim swap is yeah yeah where they go pretend that they're you and they go to like your phone carrier and all that happened to me two years ago and it was it

was this group called chuckling squad which are like really legendary hackers like get everybody and they were trying to get me for a while they finally did uh i got my phone back i got everything back but they got like my iCloud like i mean they basically had like three hours to do whatever they wanted with my iCloud and all that and then i summoned my hacker and shout out to eli i summoned my hacker and he out hacked them and i got my stuff back. But, but, uh, I figured it was all over. And then just very recently I saw a tweet that went up and it was,

it was this video. I mean, it's, I think it's funny, man. It's a hilarious video. It's a pretty funny, it's a funny video,

man. Like they, I mean, luckily I don't know if I had many other ones like saved to iCloud. I don't know why that one was, but I, uh, it could have been worse. And, uh, you know, I don't know if I had many other ones saved to iCloud. I don't know why that one was, but it could have been worse. They got it out there. When I first saw it, it had 150 views on Twitter, and I was like, all right.

I hit up my lawyer and everybody. I was like, let's get this taken down, and then it was a weekend. That was the problem. They dropped it on a Saturday. My lawyer was on vacation. everybody else is out of work so they had two days to do what they wanted and then come monday it had like a bunch of re-uploads all of them had a million views on twitter and uh everyone just saw me fucking throwing back shots while smiling uh unfortunately some people some people were disappointed in my dick game

because this was about, I remember the moment, it was about 30 minutes into clapping cheeks, and it's right into the end. It was a good friend of mine. We were filming it just for friend purposes. Keep it for later. And I got a leg cramp, and people seem to think that my dick game is weak now.

It's literally, the video is literally you cramping up is that like are you telling the truth right now yeah no the video is literally me hitting back shots for a second luckily there's not a whole lot of like like genitalia exposed and then uh i i had the phone with the flash on and i like laid it down i'm like i basically laid it down on this pillow to like you know say forget like fuck it we're not gonna film this anymore and it just so happened to land on the pillow and it was facing me and i was like it's funny because in the video i literally like and hitting cheeks and i like go down to the camera and i was like oh it's facing me and i was like hey buddy like i referred to myself as hey buddy yeah i looked at myself

like oh hey buddy and then i kept going and i got a leg cramp and it's like a 20 second video it could be worse but that's a lot of shit that happened yeah that's a lot of shit that happens in 20 seconds yeah a lot in 20 seconds talk to yourself leg cramp phone down it's like a very wholesome sex tape it's yeah right it's it's funny and i feel bad like for people who like might feel like differently about me or scarred in some way but hopefully overall people are like you know this is like it's fitting you know it's on brand it's just like me you know being myself you know everybody fucks yeah i'd be i'd be fucking but but it was an old one it was a friend and uh yeah man it was uh it could be worse beautiful no definitely things could be worse

when my ex-girlfriend was coming after me um it was what's her name um oh yeah tp trish like fish yeah no i know i'm kidding uh tp uh yeah trish when she was coming after me i i i never said anything because of how it would affect my kids. You know what I mean? That's just the biggest reason. My son would get DMs, I'm going to kill you, and stuff like that. When you contribute to that, although it's tempting to want to defend yourself, like maybe in Addison's mom's case where she's like she wants to say

something like you said say one or two things yeah it's tempting and it's it's really hard not to grab your phone and be like fuck you like leave me alone um but yeah that was why i never said anything it was just because of my kids i i this is a strange question how do i phrase it i don't mean to say it in a negative way but i'm going to just ask it um you seem like a very normal guy jason like but you're married to tricia paytas who well i wasn't married dave girlfriend it's the second time you said that girlfriend we weren't married yeah we we dated for 12 months okay year yep she seems certifiable. You know, I've never talked about it. She's a complicated girl. Like, she's, you know, I don't like to talk shit about my exes or women in general.

And I'm not asking. I guess that's not what I'm asking. I do. I want to explain it to you so you understand. Like, I met her. She was, like, we got along really great. You know, it was a time in my life where like, I was, you know, like she was really into me. So I love that. She was really sweet to me. She loved me. Like, you know, Trisha, Trisha loved me so much, you know, and, and, and so did her 17

personalities, you know what I mean? So it's just like uh it was just we started filming together and that was cool and uh and we were doing really good and then it just got to a a place where it was just like she was uh i didn't like i didn't like the relationship and i uh and i couldn't get out um because you know, she threatened to ruin me and ruin all my friends. That's really what happened. And then eventually, you know, she drove her car into my house and trapped me in my house for like three hours. I mean, I don't want to go into it. But she's, you know, at the time, I haven't talked to her in two years.

At the time, she was really sick. You know, she had some sort of chemical imbalance where she would kind of black out and anything could happen. She once, one time, one time I was like editing videos and she called me on like a Wednesday. She was like, she's like, hey, babe, what's up? And I was like, I was like, oh babe, what's up? And I was like, I was like, oh nothing. I'm just posting my video,

you know, I'm like trying to stay on my schedule. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she goes, I want to go to the mall, you know, and I was like, I can't go to the mall today,

you know, and so I was like trying to be firm about it. You know, I was like, no, I can't go to the mall. I'll see you tonight. So I was like all proud of myself.

Like, you know, I put my foot down, you know. Good job, Jason. Yeah. And then she called back like five minutes later and she was like, I'm gonna fucking kill myself. Like, you know, I put my foot down, you know? Yeah. And then she called back like five minutes later and she was like, I've got to fucking kill myself. You know, she was like

driving down Laurel Canyon, like swerving, saying she's going to like drive her car off the road. And then long story short, you know, we found her in a ditch with the police and shit like that. And so I really did try to like take care of her and I loved her a lot and it just got to be too much. Now, I don't know what she's like now. She seems to be doing really good. She's pregnant. She has a baby coming. And, and I think that, you know, there was, there was sort of this unfillable hole with her where she would like buy a lot of stuff and do a lot of stuff in excess. And it never really made her happy. So I hope that, you know, when the baby comes, that that'll be the thing that like, or maybe she found it in the last,

like, yeah, yeah. She has, she has a husband now, a great husband, handsome guy comes from a good family. Um,

but yeah, that's it. Sorry about the long winded answer. It's like, it's fucking Dave. I could, I could tell you stories. No,

I, but that's kind of what I, I, you seem super grounded in every conversation. I'm not saying you're not. Well, it kind of seems like a little bit like, I can't picture you going through that. I am. And, and, and, but when you know, when you know her,

you know, there's like a lot of good things about her too. You know, she, she was great. Right. And I don't know her at all. I always preface that. The only things I see are from what she puts out as content when we've had her on the show but it it talking to you and talking to her are like to me almost pull her off but she's not she's not like she's pretty boring and i mean that as a compliment like she's not she's not

like crazy crazy it's just when she gets crazy. You know what I mean? She was great with my kids. Did she up it for the camera? She's an incredible performer. She's an incredible performer for the camera. So you would be like, oh, what did we do today?

And she'd come down with a fucking birdcage on her head or something. Just ready to go. Just some crazy. Yeah, it was incredible. It was like, you know, we used to just make videos

and, um, by the way, the whole, that story could also be why I look younger than you. Yes. Yeah,

it's been a lot of stress. Would you say you have like a, a savior's complex kind of thing? Do you think that played into it? Okay. A hundred percent. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And so that even when I was like, even when she had already like really hurt me bad and we were broken up probably not good for me but it was like how am i supposed to leave someone i couldn't i couldn't leave her because she was like she was threatening suicide now it turns out she admitted that she was never gonna commit suicide but i would call her mom and be like she's threatening suicide they wouldn't call me back yeah i really I really did try. And,

um, and that's, that's actually really exactly what it was, you know, it's, uh, but I, I do, I wish her the best.

I hope she fucking has a healthy baby. I hope everything's great. And, and, uh, and I don't know if you guys know, but she hasn't really, she really turned over a new leaf.

Like she doesn't talk shit about anybody or, Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. I liked her when she was on. It's just... I always thought she was very entertaining. She didn't like me,

but she liked Josh. She liked me. She liked Josh, yeah. Yeah, she liked Josh. Yeah, but that's what she does. She'll like... She used to do that with me and David. She'd be like,

David's so cute, you know, and I'd be like, she just does that to like relate to the younger kids. Charlie Jordan responds to Bryce Hall on BFFs. Charlie Jordan posted a TikTok that is presumably directed at Bryce talking about Charlie's text messages to Bryce about Taylor that Bryce discussed on BFFs.

Charlie Jordan said, keep talking about me. We should have Charlie back on here soon. Let's see Charlie's TikTok. I don't know if she would. Oh, she would. You think? Yes. I feel like she hates us now.

She likes me. Daddy, daddy, help me. I'm just going to... I'm just... I'm just going to knock their brains out with a hammer. Okay, well, you know... Hmm. Yikes.

Scary. All right. It is scary. Knock her brains out with a hammer. Bryce. Knock his brains out with a hammer. Bryce? Yeah. Strap a helmet on Bryce

I feel like a lot of people feel like that way about him I agree with Bryce though seems like everybody does but we said it last week it's strange because Charlie seems like the last person if she thought there was any truth that she'd be back with Taylor which everyone's saying so it is a little weird

I don't know I didn't really like Charlie Jordan in 2019 2020 and then like for her to like know all the information know everything that's happened in the last few years i mean i one one day at one time when they broke up the first time i called this bitch crying like oh my god like i need you to know all this information like it's not safe and then she was like oh my my gosh, I feel for you. Like, God loves you, da-da-da. And then like all this information comes out and then she's just like back with him. That's weird. I would agree with you.

We've never, I guess you two know way more than us. We've never, like I've never, all I've heard is rumors about, oh, you guys are shaking your heads a lot. Like, I was looking down, but were you guys just looking at each other, nodding? Yeah, because you said we know like a lot of information because we're thinking the same thing

It's all factual I mean you can't really Bryce can't really say anything either like love you Bryce but like I told Bryce in the very beginning and Bryce was like what? Nah but whatever like he's a boy he's gonna trust his friend he's gonna be like you know the bros like whatever

but like then a lot more information kind of came out and through like you know the social media realm and kind of not on social media and bryce was like yo what the fuck like shit i feel like i feel like mad slow key be dropping hella news on people's heads and they don't believe well i was about to say that always becomes true like it always becomes i mean like i'm not kidding every single person that we're that you know in social media knows the information. And, like, they're all, like. So let me throw a hypothetical out there. And this is about nobody in particular.

But let's just say, like, somebody's dating somebody, right? Boyfriend, girlfriend. And a third party who's also dating somebody makes, a tick tocker video is basically insinuating her partner's cheating with the other relationship couple and at first they get laughed out of town they're like nope not true not true and then it ends up being 100 true this is all hypothetical right right right for me what you're saying is like i'm just going to say for me if i'm saying something on social media i have full like i'm telling the truth correct and i'm saying that person hypothetically who got laughed out and

ended up telling the truth would have the benefit of the doubt and i'd be like if that person said it's true hypothetically now mad so you're saying all the taylor stuff is true absolutely okay i didn't get a cease and desist so got it all right well that's because hypothetically i don't know why you want to know why you don't know why hypothetically hypothetically dave you're a fucking dickhead. Why? It's all one big hypothetical. Yeah, it's just hypothetical. No, it's all hypothetical. I mean, if you think about it, it's a what if.

And also hypothetically, if you think about it, when there's one person and there's victims, you cannot email or text the victim a cease and desist. You're not allowed to do that. So I'm just saying like... No, that without even being hypothetical, I've said about the cease and desist. You're not allowed to do that. So I'm just saying No, that without even being hypothetical, I've said about the cease and desist, that's just a threatening

tactic. It's just threatening, yeah. What are you going to do? You can't prevent somebody from telling the truth, like ever. You just can't do that. BFF's Corner, Boagate. So this thing. Boagate, I've got to put it on. So 22 million views

so here's how I understand it Brie somebody accused you of stealing a boa from their daughter yes in the bathroom line and then you made a video of her being like you let's watch is the video still up?

she ripped it from my neck without saying anything the mother? the mother. The daughter ran away. Okay, I'm in line right now, and these crazy motherfuckers, I just had this bow on all night, where I'll show you the pictures. She just ripped it off of me. Karen Alert, crazy fucking bitches. Crazy bitch right here. Crazy bitch, craziest bitch I've ever met in my life.

Yes. Oh, I believe that oh yeah are we gonna fight let's square up i loved how about it you were because she was crazy hope you have a good night you crazy fucking bitch so what happened like what okay so here's what happened i'll give you the full boa gate 2022 story so i go to the i go to the concert and as we're leaving concert was it hairstyles okay that's why everyone has bows yeah yeah yeah correct all right so there's boas everywhere there's boas all over the ground there's boas all over the fucking arena so the concert ends and we're like at the top so like you leave with the suites and there's like a bunch of boas as you're leaving and me and my

boyfriend pick up boas and put them on and then we go to the bathroom and there's this lady staring and pointing at me and it was like i was like i was humbled i was like i thought they were gonna be like i love bffs and then the mom just comes over to me and rips the boa off my neck i'm in like eight inch heels so i like fucking go down to the ground and then i go into fight or flight mode because the bitch has 20 boas in her bag and the daughter runs away crying and then she's like you just ripped that off my daughter's neck in the bathroom like no i didn't and then now they're suing me what do you mean they're suing they're suing you i mean they're not actually suing me but that's what the daughter's saying her she said brianna lepaglia

my dad has a lawyer so what like nice are they still maintaining that you stole it from the daughter so yeah it's crazy so like the internet took it and is just like running with it and trying to like cancel me for it but in what world would i post a video for millions of people to see if i was wrong in any way shape or form wait so people don't believe you people don't believe me a lot of people do but a lot of people don't they're like they're analyzing the video i think it's the story there's nothing changing because you said you had well yeah in the in the video i talked about this already but in the video i'm like this is mine i've had it on all night because i went into fight or flight mode i'm like this is mine right you're kind of just you're kind of just like speaking i was just defending

myself it was crazy so you picked it up put it on before you went into the bathroom. Yeah, like there will be video footage of me walking in with it on. How old was this girl? I don't know. I didn't see the girl. She left. So you don't even know who the girl is? No, I just was fighting with a mom. No, I know.

But you said the girl like ran away or something, right? Well, she made videos, but she blocked me so I can't see them or I blocked her. Alright, okay. So this is the girl ran away or something, right? Well, she made videos, but she blocked me, so I can't see them. Or I blocked her. All right. Okay. So this is the girl in the big dark sunglasses? Yes.

Okay. And what'd she say? Let's see. This is us before the show started. If you look at her, you don't have to look very closely, but she's wearing a maroon boa. While we were in line for the bathroom, i said something about a boa and cassidy realized that hers was missing off her neck, but the girl behind us was randomly wearing the same exact one that she was missing. i mean, that's a little bit suspicious if you ask me. considering there's a

room. not that there's a million. and i also had my special ties. oh, what? these special ties, you stupid idiot. there's not a million boas there just a little weird also i'd say one last thing and my mom didn't like rip the boa off of her she just took it off of her also she kind of handed it to her because she was like um she's like you can have it if you really want it we were tug of warring yeah because it wasn't hers in the first place i never saw the video so that makes me mad because you're just lying. Wait, so is that the boa? This is the boa that millions of people with the special ties can get on Amazon.com

that half of the Harry Styles fucking concert had on their neck. I was going to say, there's got to be a couple maroon boas. Can I ask you this? Is it possible they forgot the boa and you picked up their boa or no? Well, yeah, of course. But she's saying I ripped it off of her neck. Right, right, right. Which is just delusional.

Which is a very different thing. I'm a girl alone in the bathroom and I'm just going to rip a boa off a girl's neck. Yeah, that's crazy. And you don't know what the girl looks like and there was no conversation. You just take a boa off a girl's neck, especially like a young girl's neck. That's crazy. Crazy, delusional. And then the mom literally, it would make sense if the mom just came up to me and was

like, hey, my daughter lost her boa. Did you find that on the ground? I'd be a decent human to be like, oh yeah, here, have this. The concert's over. But she just came up to me and ripped it off my neck. So obviously I'm going to react how I did. So did you take it back or is that a different boa that you've ordered off Amazon now? Oh no, this is from amazon is this is this the video of where you found it on the ground well this got taken down for bullying all of my videos were getting taken down for bullying

can we not i'm like so drunk in this video oh wait no no no no i thought there was going to be you five literally a video of you picking the ball oh no no this no, no, no. This is just me talking about it after. And then it gets deleted for bullying because I was making fun of the old lady. Got it, got it, got it. So they're crazy. They're crazy. They're crazy. And everyone on TikTok is analyzing it and saying that I'm a bad person for this.

I'm like, are you guys okay? And they want me to apologize. I'm like, for guys okay and they want me to like apologize i'm like for what you idiots why the it it literally is insane to think that you pulled the boa off another person that's just crazy and it's also crazy to be like the concert's over like that's what i'm saying like who needs a boa that you're like grabbing it very that's probably like also like how much does a boa cost off amazon i think this is like five bucks the thing that's weird is like i could see them delusionally being like

that's my boa you took it from somewhere else but to say you took it from her neck is crazy and don't you think they would feel it if i'm just ripping it off of her neck yes she said that i secretly stole it off of her neck just all of a sudden notices like you're just like the best pickpocketer of all time she's just like oh wait a sec my bow was gone there's the thief she took it what took you so long to come on here, buddy? Because we've asked for a long ass time. Yeah, why are you so scared of us? For me, I've, you know, you guys are a drama podcast. I've done my best to stay out of that. Can I call cap on that right now?

I have tried my best. Maybe not 100%, obviously. um in two years she hasn't directly started drama no give her that no no no she can we say she's i keep my mouth drama now i definitely keep my mouth shut and i'm that's hard to do when you're constantly being surrounded by you know for sure for sure yeah way better than us. Our mouths are almost always open. Always open. But you're dating drama now. No, I'm dating Landon.

But that's drama based. Like that, like I was very surprised when I first heard that because of what you just said. Like that you hadn't been part of drama or in it. And there's naturally

if you're dating somebody else well known in this sphere, drama just follows whether you want it or not. Like for instance instance brie breaking up dixie and noah yeah i can't believe you're sitting next to me after that that's why i tried sitting over there i mean and she made up a lie that we dm'd like on the spy was really crazy i don't know it's crazy like that relationship drama phil even there isn't none you you you know people are going gonna talk about it right including us but it's not my relationship that's drama it's other people making drama out of it you know so like like chase a song kind of thing um i guess yeah yeah fair enough fair enough

i guess i guess i would agree with you where it's like you don't go out of your way to start the drama ever i never see you sending off like a first tweet or a first video or anything it's always like someone else is saying something about you and then if anything you're responding just saying like yo cut it out or something but both you guys have celebrity relationships and that's not unique to you too like if you date someone else famous people are going to talk about that's just like how it goes always before even twitter tiktok like people like famous relationships and you two are both famous dating famous people did you think about that did she talk to you be like should i this is gonna be like a big thing it wasn't like that at all i mean can i yeah you

can do it this way that's why we split you two up we had you yeah because you guys would give each other the looks where you're like when it happened i set it up she already freaking put that out there so whatever um i was just like saw him and i why don't you talk to landon i don't know he seems like a nice kid your type i guess and i didn't think anything more of it because i haven't type i guess and i didn't think anything more of it because i haven't like i don't know i was just i was being as being a big older like good older sister and like hey why don't you talk to this i think controversial but but but what happened is for these past two years i have put what everyone else thinks of me above my own happiness and this is the first time that I really you know listen to my heart and if that creates drama for other people then that's

theirs to deal with I'm happy he's happy and I mean I just I know that's really all to it like good music like doves and stuff that is a good answer are you able to block it out everyone talking about it I think I've done

a pretty good job so far. But now I'm here. We want Landon on the podcast. What I've heard is he's afraid to come on because I've been mean to him on this. That is what he said. I don't know if it's out of fear from what I've heard.

Not fear, but I've been a jerk to him. I think you've definitely said some not so nice things about him i don't think anyone would enjoy dude you straight up called him a loser i don't recall you called him a fake pop star rock star you said his dad is a rock star you said word for word they are both losers that's what you said no no no no quote it no no no who are they uh chase and well no they said they were losers in the situation he he cleared yeah yeah yeah because it it all right now i'm it's all coming back to me right because little huddy called him a bum

bum star bum star and then the response from land was i've like forgot more about rock and roll or something than you have or right isn't was it that or he was like I've like forgot more about rock and roll or something than you have. Right? Or he was like, I grew up with the best rock and roll artists. Correct. So he's not a rock star, Landon. His dad is. Okay.

I mean, he makes music. He hasn't released anything yet. Yeah. So only song he has out is the one with Machine Gun Kelly. Yeah. Which he performed Madison Square Garden. So, I mean, he's pretty cool. I don't know.

You know, if my dad was Ty Cobb, I could take BP at Fenway Park. I don't know that reference. But then, would that make you not? It depends. If I struck out every time, they'd be like, I've never listened to his music. Well, then we're just going to have to wait and see until his album comes out. When is it coming out? I don't know.

His song with MGK is pretty good. And MGK doesn't do stuff with his dad, no? Yes? Am I making that up? Yes, yeah, with Landon's dad. Oh, yes. I thought you meant with MGK's dad. MGK do stuff.

You know, Huddy was like my dream guest you guys don't like each other now um i'm all love for everyone that's god does he hate him i can't speak for him do you hate him i don't care i blocked him on everything not for any reason i was just like i don't want to i mean the block on social media is a but i just block if i don't want to be involved it wasn't like i it was just like she keeps giving like that what was me look i don't know what that means yeah i mean i don't care if i saw him i would say hi i guess i don't know hey howdy i get over drama quickly. Fair. Cool. I'm just trying to catch up.

Am I forgetting anything with this drama? We've been talking about it for a while. Just the song, really. He's releasing... Is that out yet, the diss track about you? I believe so. Isn't Huddy... Drama starter, homie hopper. That's you.

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. That was the diss track. It's out? Yes. Did that bother you at all? Yeah, we hate Huddy.

I think that... I love that people think about me enough to write songs about me. Oh, God. You're going to correct something. I've had that feeling too. I get it. Very diplomatic. I'm happy with my life right now, and I don't regret anything that has happened

okay good fair answer yeah she's shaking I thought she was going to show just a steady hand yeah what's up but this is what I was saying in the beginning because you do seem like you don't like

that you showed your hand a little bit it's just natural if you're dating somebody else famous you're gonna like we haven't talked about you i feel like till the land and stuff in a long time yeah and but it brings you right back into like not just our world but everybody talking about you're so big and popular now you're dating somebody who's just in this world yeah okay i feel like it's kind of on you, Dixie, on protective older sister. You said you introduced them? Yeah.

I wasn't, I was like, okay. So basically what happened was. She was sad. I saw him at Coachella. We talked for like five seconds, whatever. Hadn't talked to him. Dixie ended up seeing him out at some club or party or something I was over like trying to put myself out there or find a boyfriend or whatever and

she was like upset every day and like I'm so lonely like I always see like you and Noah I'm so sad whatever and I'm like okay so i started looking around i will say it's probably hard for you guys because you're so well known to like meet normal dudes yeah and she doesn't leave the house yeah so it worked perfectly we clicked and things are great okay go me yeah this is good that's a good thing we're good we gotta get we gotta get landon on because he he has shown interest in coming on before you, right? He's like, yeah, I'll talk about drama. That was the Josie stuff.

Yeah. Right. The Jaden. Yeah. So it's just crazy world. I won't go too much more deep into it. I know it makes you uncomfortable. How do you call Landon a bum star?

Yeah, that was it. You could have been a rock star, but you chose up bum star bootleg versionleg version to me that's your loss i grew up on rock music around the best yeah i was right on that they're both losers in that exchange okay okay but you have to you have to understand that's where my hesitation for coming on the podcast comes because you are calling my boyfriend a loser no they're both losers in that exchange okay i i've never met him but i mean you have to see it from my side why i would be hesitant no time out no because you've said no for two years and you've only been dating him for like two months okay but you've talked bad on a lot of people in my life no i've been positive i've been on the

who else have i talked bad on i think you've talked bad on quite a few people. Who in your life, though, that's on your team? Who? Who's she talking about, Dixie? I mean, I like to stand by the people around me and the people that support me. And I obviously talked to Landon before coming on this, and he was okay with it. But he's relatively new. The early Huddy stuff, maybe.

Well, yeah, I had your back. Oh, well, yeah, but that part of my life is over. No, I know, but I haven't trashed anybody else that I'm aware of that's on your side. I mean, maybe I just haven't been paying close attention. Yeah, no. Apologies. Your PR person, who's the one who was told me i

wear too skinny a jeans your team is trashing me yeah when did that happen yeah i saw her in the office a couple weeks ago yeah yeah she just came up she's like your jeans are too small and she also i saw her out at dinner two years ago. What is her name? Kate. Kate. She came up. She's like, I'm telling them to go on your podcast. I know you're fair.

I know. It was me that didn't want to. Obviously, I've been on that five times. I know. We know. Yeah.

Oh, and see, I'll try to let it go, but I'm just reading the headlines. So if you want to be mad at somebody, be mad at Austin. Yeah, that's the guy. He writes it all.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. I supervise it. I don't write everything. I understand. You're the last guy. I'm here now, aren't I? Yeah.

Appreciate the moment. Let's cherish the moment. Yeah, all right. She's going to leave and never come back ever. No. That's true. We're good. We're good.

Huddy's mom liked your tweet. Come in Atlanta and land a class back huddy's mom like to tweet come at land and land class back at his mom saying you gotta chill you're pushing 70 we don't like ageism dave doesn't like age no we don't like when you start making fun of people's ages huddy's release party topic brie you want to have a problem you have said you love brie um i i i do i don't i don't think we've ever had a problem do you know that she went to huddy's release party um i ended up there convenient i wasn't invited we just snuck in and made fun of it with chase jayden no i didn't hang out with jayden i hung out with no one's the only one I hung out with Bad rep So everyone's looking at me

I wouldn't be caught dead there If I showed up I would turn around and walk out I mean I We made funny videos making fun of the song I think that I have enough People in my life that I know love me Through and through and I just keep those people Super close

Keep me far away. You are so far away. No, come on. You want to switch? We can. Alright. Nessa said that good parts of her and Josh's relationship were for views. Ouch. Wait, what did she say?

Sorry, I didn't hear what you said. Here, we'll watch the clip. You were dating Josh Richards. What was your relationship like? The good parts of our relationship was simply for views and content. And it got like really hard for me to process. And so seeing things a certain way was kind of just like, I couldn't understand it. Nice trailer though.

I mean, come on. You're telling me that's not going to get the people to watch? When you got all of Spotify behind you, you're going to get good trailers, bro, for sure. Yeah, for real. But to that point, as someone else who has been in a relationship that was extremely and heavily aired and watched in public, I can completely relate to her sentiment we me and you know my ex had a lot of great times that weren't off camera so it's not completely aligned with what she's saying but um relate view counts and the internet and sentiment and all that hollywood bullshit that um

sweet baby james was talking about all of that stuff can affect your relationship. There's times where, dude, I had times in the past where me and Amra would have massive arguments that normally you'd be like, yo, let's pump the brakes on the relationship. Let's take a three-day break. Let cooler heads prevail and come back to the table and talk about it in a few days.

Where that couldn't happen. Yo, we're on vacation. I got to finish this vlog. I got to finish this vlog, dude. You know what I'm saying? Like you got to, you got to go on this podcast and like, we got to keep this narrative going. You know what I'm saying? So it's not that things are necessarily fake, but what I'm saying is that the idea of having a public facing relationship factors are involved that people that aren't in the public eye could never fucking understand. So I can completely relate to that.

No, yeah. I mean, social media definitely takes a chunk out of like the relationship that you can have because especially when it was like we were in different fields, right? Like I'm out here doing stuff all day long where like she was kind of able to sleep in till 2 o'clock and then go to the studio at whatever, like 8, 10

at night and then be there until 2 a.m. So it was like I'm getting up at 8 in the morning. I'm starting calls with like if I'm going to talk to different venture capitalists or funds or going to invest in a company or doing this, doing that. So I'm on calls all morning. Then she's kind of like, oh, come here, come here, come here. Like come cuddle. I'm like, yo, it's 3, bro. It's 3 in the day.

Like I hate to break it to you. I got shit to do at three in the day bro so it's like i think it was just it was just more like we wanted different things or like we were looking for different things did that clip surprise you or it doesn't i she says bro nothing she says surprises me like i feel like she says shit all the time she's so back and forth on how she feels. So no, no, it didn't surprise me. Did you unfollow her based on that? I didn't even see that clip until just actually right now. So why'd you unfollow her?

Oh, because she unfollowed me. I was like, ah, are we doing this? Are we doing this again? Like, fuck, I guess so. All right. Josh copes by shooting a shot at every girl on the internet that's not really a coping mechanism that's just my mechanism

so are we watching a video? I don't know there's a lot of links here man we have new characters to unlock I'm just buried in papers I got papers all around me she came and grabbed it and then left. So where'd it go?

Well, we already saw that. Yeah, we already watched this. Girl, you trying to get into bed? Your own bed. Nah, yeah, get some sleep and shit. I was going to say, we already watched this shit. Yeah, so what's the new unlocked characters? What is this? I think it's katie sigman

which isn't really a new one lock i would say that that that character has been unlocked for a little bit um and then whoever kristen whitman is and serena you don't know who they are nah hey katie uh bryce here I know somebody that starts with a J. That guy. You know what I'm saying? I didn't know you were filming. Just guys being guys. Just guys being dudes.

Josh, you trying to get locked down again or what? Oh, fuck no, man. Hell no. Not right now at all. What? All right. And then there's Josh and Bryce fight over one girl. Let's lick.

Oh, Sophie Dossi. Who is this girl? She shoots bow and arrows out of her toes. Oh, yeah. We know this girl. We know this girl. Yeah. Yeah.

What are you texting Sophie right now? That's just somebody. She's not texting shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You freak. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You freak. I'm trying to slide in. Can I see the girl?

Can I see the girl? Not going to be your type, I don't think. What does that mean? I don't know. She shoots arrows out of her toes. What does that mean? I don't know. That sounds like a party trick.

To me, you know what that sounds like? She's flexible. I hate men. I'm just... I don't know. Wow. Wow. That's crazy.

Why? She's very pretty. No, she's pretty. No, no. That's not a match. She's gorgeous. She's gorgeous. I just didn't know if she would be...

Mad fun. All right. Whatever. I don't... All right. Well, I didn't mean it in any specific way. Well, I... What?

What? I don't like athletes? No, she's just as drastic of a departure from your current vibe. How do you know? Maybe Silvana can shoot arrows out of her feet. Who knows? She definitely can't, though, right? No, definitely not.

I brought something here. Barstool Sports. Bree, is this thing all sealed up? Yes. Okay, and I didn't forget about you over there. And it's Josh, and I'm so sorry I didn't meet your guest who's with you. What is your name? I'm Tila. Hi. Hey I didn't forget about you over there. And it's Josh. And I'm so sorry. I didn't meet your guest. Who's with you?

What is your name? I'm Tila. Hi. Hey, Tila. Nice to meet you. I'm Oz. Nice to meet you. Hold on to this.

Is that thing all sealed up? Yeah. Okay. It's all sealed up. Here's what I want to do. Let's get Tila in here. Let's get Josh. How about this?

Josh. Yeah. Tila, I want you to give me a number. It's so funny that Dave did a number four, even though he gave me a 10. I like that. One bite, one trick. That's all I'm giving you.

Teela, quick, name a number between one and a hundred, but I want you to change your mind a bunch of times before you say it. Change your mind over and over. So later on, you're going to be like, dude, there's just no way he could have known. Name any number between one and a hundred. Go. Right now? Right now.

Just say the number? Say it. Go. Right now? Right now. Just say the number? Say it. Five. Bam. Five it is. This one's right, not this one. Five it is. And how do you spell T-E-A-L-A?

T-E-A-L-A. She's like, you're that good. Why don't you tell me? All right. Adam. Not Adam. Josh. No, no. I know Josh. I'm trying to think. Not Adam. Austin. Not? All right. Adam. Not Adam. Josh. No, no.

I know Josh. I'm trying to think. Not Adam. Austin. Not David. No, no. Not Jake. You know what?

Forget the names I just said. Make sure I didn't put a name in your head. I know Austin. I know what I said. Josh. Okay. Think of somebody famous. Okay?

You guys have never had on the podcast. Don't let me influence you. Forget the names I said. It's going to get in his head now. Somebody famous that you find fascinating. Now, listen to me. This could be somebody that you're a huge fan of. This could be somebody that you never met before. This could be somebody you want to meet, whatever you want. Somebody that you find absolutely fascinating. Go hit it. Who'd you think of? Say it out loud. Anybody, but before you say it, that last moment, the same way that

Dave could have picked any word on that page, You could change your mind to the last moment. Go. Who'd you think of? Will Smith. Good one, man. He was in here. That is a really good one. Gets heated with Will Smith. Have you met Will? I haven't. I haven't either. And let's end big on this. Bree, that envelope, it's all sealed up. Is that right? It's all sealed up. All sealed right? It's all sealed up. All sealed up. Do me a favor. And Dave, you're known for pizza. You're known for pizza, but you're way more than that.

Name a different food that you greatly enjoy that would surprise people. Or I like emotions. Either you love or you hate. Love or hate. Or if you want to throw me for a curveball, man, just name a random food and screw me over. Totally your call here. Name a food that just popped in your head when I said all that.

Chinese. Do you want to be more specific? Give me a dish. We can't just do a full cuisine. Hit me with a dish. What kind? Oh, you're going deep here. Come on, let's go.

Pork lo mein. What is it? Pork lo mein. Pork lo mein. Good, okay, let's do it. Is that thing sealed? It's sealed. And I wrote T-line.

I spelled your name right. I wrote down every single person's name. Josh Richards, right? Canadian. Yeah, Richards. I'm married to a Canadian. Rip it open. Shout out.

Oh, go Canadians. Tear the tap. Rip it open. That thing is sealed, baby. Is it sealed? Show them what's inside. Another very, very sealed envelope. Sealed envelope.

I don't want to mess up the nails. They're looking very good. This is so crazy. Just so I know the situation here with the mic, if I move over, can I move the mic as well? Yeah, will this work? Yeah, yeah. You can move the mic with you. I'm going to do this.

I'm going to give you this slice. This is, I don't know where this is even going to go. Slice and dice. I'm scared. You do it. You know what? Can I get you to slice the top of it? Is he a wizard?

Now, straight up. Before we do this, open that up so they can see what's inside of there. Was there anything else in there? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Anything else in there? Empty. And that one, can you just hold it up?

If we could just hold that up for a sec. Can I get closer to you? Is that okay? Yeah. Oh, no. I'm sorry. Inside. Inside.

Inside. This thing is like, do you see the colors? Can you tell them? What do we got? Yeah, we got pink and blue. The blue. Do you see the blue one? Yes.

The blue and the pink. I don't want to touch it. Grab the pink one out. If that thing comes out without ripping, it means security seal is intact. It means that around the top, it was stapled. Will you grab this out yourself? And that thing is sealed. Is that thing stapled everywhere?

Every single inch. Couldn't have gotten into it if this was here. Everywhere. Every inch is stapled. The FFs, baby, represent. Is it sealed? Was this, is there any way

anybody could have put something in, taken something out, switched all this stuff? No, only if you could freeze time. It's like that old school show. Rip it open. What?

Oh my God, what's in here? Rip. Rip it open. And right there, is there a sheet of paper? There's a sheet of paper. Hold on, before you do,

hold your hand tight. She's got that in her hand. So Dave, when you remember this later and you're thinking about this, she's got that in her hand. If there was any tricks, if anything could happen, you're holding this right now. Imagine that we spin a globe. Okay? And we stop the globe and we put our finger on one spot and you go, oh my God. God, I want to go there.

Number one place in the world. I want you to close your eyes like you could visualize. You're looking at a picture. Number one place in the world city you'd love to go you've never been. Say it. Where did you think of? Amsterdam. Amsterdam?

Open up that piece of paper. Teal, you said what number? Five. Read what I hold and state, which is nice and loud, nice and slow. Thanks for having me on the show. BFF's podcast is going global and kicking off a five-city tour in beautiful Amsterdam. Our first guest is none other than Taylor Swift and planning to serve... Whoa.

Damn, Josh. All right, all good. T-Swift, come on. Next time we get her on the pod. Keep going. Taylor Swift and planning to serve up some delicious pork lo mein. Get your tickets today. Only one bit of bad news.

T-Swift had to bail last minute. But not to worry. We instead got Will Smith. What? No, there's no way. There's, there's, just where are the cameras? This has to be, there's no way. There's no way.

Poor Clomain, Will Smith, Amsterdam 5. Well, that last one, I'm going to rewatch the tape. I don't know when he's getting close to you, what's going on there. How? I don't know what he was doing. Yeah, but why did he get close to you? Also, everything was stapled and sealed. She said Amsterdam when she was holding her hand tight, Dave.

I did. I'm going to re-watch this thing. This is crazy. There's a lot of chess there showing. That's fucking crazy That's crazy I have chills I'm spooked

It's a magic trick You're not reading my I'm not psychic man I know how to read people I mean I can assure you Bullshit there's something going on What is the trick here You're not. I don't know. What is the trick here? How did I not read your pic date?

You're not reading. I don't know how you did that, but it wasn't even on my mind. There was nothing to read. Artists are furious over AI art. Artists are upset with new AI art that has been going viral because artists are pissed that their work has been ripped off and recreated by AI. Who are artists, though? though yeah who are these artists i think they're just like people put painters online oh so like yeah people make these paintings and then people's faces just get put into them so those they're like that's my art we have our copyright is uh yeah we have ours we have my let's see our i don't really get what

we're about to see we're gonna see an ai of ourselves i keep seeing i think we even have one of yours yeah we made an ai view as well oh i never seen it yeah so basically you put in a bunch of photos of you guys and they recreate like a bunch of categories um oh can you print mine i gotta actually get something for my mom it's a good gift christmas is coming up yeah she would like i think she likes she likes the future okay yeah so there's like 10 categories so it's basically just like like these ones are called adventure ones and these are your four so these are adventures of us no it's just oh i look fucking awesome you have two heads yeah why does the other two heads that's crazy yeah because i

got two dicks. That's why I play a damn. Why y'all looking at the negatives on me? Yeah. Like, you know how much business I can get done when I'm also my assistant? At least twice as much. I don't understand why he has one of those earphones somewhere. I don't understand.

Why does Josh just look normal? Yeah, that just looks like Josh. Yeah, that's not fair, bro. Who knows? Yo, guys, I'm just already AI created. It looks like she got shot in the chest. Theo has two heads. Yeah, I'm not fair, bro. He's an AI man. Who knows? Yo, guys, I'm just already AI created. It looks like she got shot in the chest. Theo has two heads. Yeah, I'm fully home.

Yeah, I'm wearing weird headphones. Josh is just normal. Yo, I look good, though. Yeah, also, I want to say this. Everybody looks good somehow, and then... Not all of them look good. There's some other ones. Yeah, but first of all, Josh is obviously a bot, dude.

He's obviously a fucking Decepticon. Shorty right there looks like a missing person from like 1989. She looks like she should be on a milk carton. Look, if she's on a milk carton, I'm making yogurt, homie. I'll tell you that. Dave looks unfairly like he's part of Top Gun. He does. Yeah.

And then so what button got hit by mine, bro? Dave looks unfairly like he's part of Top Gun. He does. Yeah. And then so what button got hit by mine, bro? Because I'm out here. I got an overbite and an underbite. How do I have both bites out here? All right. Next. I may make that my fucking Abby.

Yeah, I'll take that. My mom would like it, actually. Oh, there we go i mean theo theo and dave don't really look anime nah look listen i like every picture you look you look anime uh like as could be dude look i'll draw you in my room honey honey, all right? I'll tell you about that. I look like I could get it. Karate Kid, you look like you're in the Karate Kid. Like fucking one of the bad guys, maybe. He's cross-eyed, Jack.

Why am I wearing the same jacket in everyone? I don't hate it. You kind of look like you're just Top Gun again. Yeah. Yeah, obviously someone's trying to keep their job, whoever's making it. No, there's some bad ones. Dude, I like it. to keep their job. Whoever's making it. There's some bad ones.

Dude, I like it. I'm looking great again, though. Yeah. I don't know what's coming the way Austin keeps it. Yeah. Don't worry. Don't make me nervous. I look great again. Oh, God.

Jesus Christ. Mine's terrible. Breathe. You are like a douchebag. Are you not a real person where they can't get you? Maybe. When an alien looks in a mirror or like there's no soul. They just can't capture it.

You're not even close the way you look. No, look at that face. Highly specialized. You got that astrology, baby. Damn, baby, you look out there. My God, I would fucking jump into that damn warp puddle. Nothing like himself. What do you mean? i look like a guy

i look like i look like uh something that neil degrasse tyson would fuck look at dave looking at theo yeah there we go look yeah he's thinking about trying to he's thinking about me and kayla's podcast that's what he's thinking about and how do you look like you're just made out of maybelline dude what the hell are you bro i don't know man this is this is crazy to me yeah you look good josh you always you look like an actual like one of those cartoon shows like an actual anime guy yeah and you could be spider-man oh thanks dude what gets me is they keep put oh this is they got more. Sorry. Go on. I'm sorry. Oh, that's Theo. God did good on that.

Oh, yeah. About time. And Josh looks like shit and still looks good. This thing's rigged, bro. I kind of look like Zeus. Yeah, you look like, I don't know. A Greek god. I don't know, man.

I don't know if you've got the Greek god look. You look like Carl Lentz a little bit, too. Is that a cross necklace? I tried to give him. I tried to give Lentz a podcast. And what happened? This was before all the shit went down with him. When he was just the really good-looking pastor guy.

Sexy pastor, as I call him. I don't know. He had a lot going on it almost happened i like carl i think yeah i mean yeah he just he what he dealt with adultery right he's been dealing with adultery yeah it's tough though it's tough when you're the pastor to be that like i know you know like a lot of people oh adultery you probably don't blink but when you're the sexy pastor and that's your job, it's tough. That's a tough one. Let's look at the later.

Yeah, let's see. Oh, dang. Am I on a toilet? Huh? Why? I'm just like a porn star. Yeah, you're porn in every one break. Yeah, what the fuck?

It's kind of hot, though. You're also kind of deformed and all. Yeah, look at that face. That's deformed. But hey, I like... Deformed ain't that bad for a lot of broads. Yeah, that's true. I kind of look like... Dave, your eyes are piercing in this one, man.

Yeah, you look captivating eyes. Yeah, you look like... Lord of the Rings. I look like a little guy in Lord of the Rings. Like a hobbit. Yeah, like if they showed the rest of your body, it would just be real little almost if they showed it. Josh, this is –

That doesn't even look like Josh. They just took a nap on this one. Yeah, that's just a hedge. Theo just looks like – Yeah, this is his senior year picture. No, I look like one of those pictures of somebody, like a cross-eyed guy that died in a car accident on the side of a road and they put that up

by the cross. You have a cross-eyed in every picture. I've noticed that a couple of times. Am I cross-eyed? I don't know what you're telling me. What is going on with that one? Is he holding a rifle? Is that a gun? What is it? I don't know what is going on with that one yo is he holding a rifle

is that a gun what is it or is it a tambourine it's completely in a tambourine a guitar and a tambourine what does it say pat pat

pat pat it's a guitar that shoots bullets you got a sick band name pat pat that's cool yeah that is a good name you look like kind of like a sad wistful country singer or something.

Yeah, I'm not a rock star at all. I'm not a suicidal girl. Like Dalton or something. You just look like you're at a Microsoft conference or something. You look like you're overheating. Yeah, that's a headshot of you. What does that mean, Brie? You just look like you're overheating. What do do you mean i feel like it looks like you're about

to faint damn dude i think i look like really fucking good if we're being honest oh yeah no you look great no don't don't you just look like you're gonna faint are we looking at the same pictures this see this is what's interesting about how like guys think about how they look at themselves and what girls think about us right i like i i'm very happy with this picture and you're saying it looks like i'm overeating and about to faint i don't know what josh josh looks like josh looks like edward scissorhands a little bit like yeah or i was thinking the guy from uh dune a little bit like yeah or I was thinking the guy from Dune a little bit

oh yeah Timothee Chalamet or one of Johnny Depp's daughters oh yeah alright oh another oh we got another

god there's a few of these this is fun oh Jesus oh god dude you animized that Josh Breeze just looks like

a whore god well let's don't say that dude but we would like to get to know her yeah yeah yeah theo hasn't gone again yeah he's in a space alien yeah because i ain't taking no more shit from you guys that's why dude see i'm wearing the same fucking jacket these aren't related not at all. The why am I wearing the same type? They associate you with that jacket, Dave. Yeah, they can't change you. I don't care.

They keep making me look super handsome in these, so I'm down. Why do I have space down syndrome? That's what I want to know. You cross-eyed again. Cross-eyed again, yeah. Those are my eyes. Bro, this is rough man dang

you know what got me cross eyed looking at them tits boy I'll tell you that bro oh that was space exploration no this is space exploration how was the last one not space exploration now I'm back baby Bree's a joke this is crazy

I'll tell you what's happening here the three of us have gone on a mission to land on one of them. I'll tell you that. So, yeah, I can't tell if Breeze is because all girls are like that or just because Breeze's IG photos. But, no, my tits are not out on Instagram. Breeze, do you have something wrong with your chest in the middle where they keep putting, like, bullet holes?

Yeah, there's, like, a bullet hole in my chest. I don't think so. I'm going to be honest, man. I didn't even notice the bullet hole. Yeah, I don't know what's up with that. Somebody might have just dang skied it at point blank range, too.

Theo has another weapon in his hand. Yeah, baby. It's a dangerous game. Look, I'll tell you this. That's the spirit, babe. There's three men a dangerous game. Look, I'll tell you this. You're protecting me. That's the spirit, babe. There's three men and one of you so we're going to figure it out.

That's why I got that blade on me. Daddy got that space blade. Stylish. Stylish. Dude, am I picking my nose? Wait, what is up with your fingers? Yeah. Dave's in Delray Beach for some reason.

Josh, what do you do? Do you just be handsome? That's all you do? Why am I blind? You kind of look like Brad Pitt. I was about to say that too, Dave. He looks like Brad Pitt. Then was about to say that too, Dave. He looks like Brad Pitt. Then they covered up the cross eyes.

Yeah, that's fine. They put the glasses on you. Dude, my guy is... Oh, there's one more. Oh, God. Oh, superhero? Oh, yeah. So Josh gets to be James Bond?

Is that what's happening here? Yeah, it seems like it, yeah. What's superhero am I? Huh? You're what's happening here? Yeah, it seems like it, yeah. What superhero am I? Huh? You're Athena, I think. Yeah, like Athena or something. Dude, you're the Garden of Eden, and I'm Mr. McGregor, baby. You know what I'm saying?

You look like neat Josh Black. Portnoy finally takes off that space suit, and we get to see what his body looks like. It looks like he's in a keyhole. It looks like a thumb is my finger, though. Yeah, you look like one of your parents is a candy corn. And my guy, obviously, is having a back spasm.

Yeah. My guy looks like he's about to walk in a room, but he heard some people fucking in there. So he stopped. Alright. That's the AI. It's trending right now.. I don't know what. So why I absolutely don't get what artists are mad about, though. They're mad that they take their pictures and they're pretty fucking different now.

I think they're mad basically that it's doing their job for them. Like people don't have to commission like a painting. They can just put their photos in this thing and it makes it for them. Yeah, that's crazy.