BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - BFFs BEST OF 2023

Episode Date: December 28, 2023

We run through the best moments the pod had to offer in 2023. 00:37 Ep 111: Dave's Sit Up Club 3:10 Ep 112: Dave Bans North and Kim Kardashian From Listening to Taylor Swift 4:43 Ep 112: Markell Washington Rants on Livvy Dunne 8:25 Ep 113: Dave Clowns on Josh's Golden Globes Fit 10:26 Ep 114: Scar Girl Joins the Pod to Discuss Her Scar 16:48 Ep 120: Dave Fights Josh and Bri Over Pink Hair 18:33 Ep 120: Cavinder Twins Play FMK 22:38 Ep 122: Dave Claims to Have the Same Diet at Gwyneth Paltrow 25:06 Ep 122: Breckie Hill Goes Into Her Beef With Livvy Dunne 28:26 Ep 124: Kevin Meija Wants To Box Josh 34:53 Ep 126: Mads Lewis Describes How Everyone in LA Hates Each Other 36:00 Ep 127: Bri Unveils Her New Nose 37:00 Ep 130: Trixie Mattel Rates BFFs Drag 41:00 Ep 132: Josh's Mug of The Week 43:10 Ep 132: Dave Recaps The Taylor Swift Concert He Attended 46:56 Ep 133: Josh's Starting Lineup of Women 49:34 Ep 134: Dream Talks About His Rise on Youtube 54:55 Ep 135: Dave Didn't Get Invited to Zach Bryan Concert 56:53 Ep 137: Dave Attempts to Say Ozempic 58:49 Ep 139: Zach Bryan Pops Onto The Pod 1:01:47 Ep 140: Bobbi Althoff Speaks on Huge Guests 1:07:56 Ep 141: Pinkydoll Joins the Program 1:09:44 Ep 141: BFFs Attempt an NPC Stream 1:14:21 Ep 141: Fake Taylor Swift Performance 1:16:10 Ep 142: Tana Spills Bryce Hall Tea 1:23:00 Ep 143: Dave Freaks Out Over Celsius Promotion 1:24:27 Ep 143: Was Bri Featured in a Zach Bryan Song? 1:29:22 Ep 144: Austin Chimes in With a Joke and Gets Ripped For It 1:30:32 Ep 145: Landon Barker Plays Word Association 1:35:53 Ep 147: Bri's Only Friend is O'Malley? 1:36:43 Ep 149: Dave Stunned By DJ Mark D'Amelio 1:40:24 Ep 149: BFF's React to Their AI Yearbook Photos 1:45:54 Ep 150: Dave Goes Off on The D'Amelios 1:48:17 Ep 151: Dave Despises Kim Kardashian 1:48:56 Ep 153: Matt Rife Chooses Tana Mongeau Over BFFs 1:50:43 Ep 154: Dave Rants on Mahomes' Skims Campaign Support Our Sponsor! Raising Canes: Come for the chicken fingers and stay for sauce! Order online at https://RaisingCanes.com Subscribe to the podcast now: https://barstool.link/3m4Q0Fq Check out the BFFs Social Media Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bffspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BFFsPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bffspodYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

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jason no and i can't use my arm. Everyone's like, why don't you do push-ups? I can't. I have no shoulder. My cartilage is gone. But yeah, I'm going to do this. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You physically can't do a push-up?

Sit up. I can probably do one. No, my shoulder's broken. I need a shoulder replacement surgery. Why don't you get it? My shoulder hurts walking. That's crazy. That can't be true.

Literally hurts walking. Why don't you get it? My shoulder hurts walking. That's crazy. That can't be true. Literally hurts walking. Why don't you get the surgery? Because it's a disaster. I will, but it's like six months you're out of commission. Oh, so then it's like you really can't do a push-up. Yeah. Yeah, I may never come back from it.

Damn. That's a tough one. That's a tough one. Maybe just get some ripped abs first so those can carry you through. A lot of people say sit-ups don't even do anything. A lot of haters of the sit-up club. Do you do sit-ups, Josh? I mean, not really. I don't really do a lot of sit-ups.

Josh and his crew stand out and just make videos pumping weight and shit. I was in that one. Well, what I'm going to say is I do core workouts, but it's like i don't really sit there and just do necessarily sit-ups the like the visual of dave doing a sit-up is funny to me picture dave doing a sit-up i know that's why i just started laughing do you record them oh yeah the first well i gotta yeah the last two have been recorded oh you posted them so we like you get everyone else gets to watch you doing the sit-ups.

I'm the leader of the club, yes. Do you grunt while you do it? That's sick. No, I've only done one and two. Okay. That's cool. That's cool. Sorry, I'm trying to self-help you guys. No, I'm proud of that.

No, can I join the club? Can I join the club? Anybody can join the club. Oh, you're already behind. Two. Done. Oh, that was three, I think think i told you i did one it's because people are ripping me day one they're like you did an extra so and that's where you got and the best part about the club is you don't really have to sweat it till like february yeah it's like it's

an easy thing to like kind of ease your way into yeah yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a nice club. Thank you. Like until like really like day 20, I feel like you're, you're pretty good, right? Yeah. Yeah. At least. Yeah.

I would say then day 20, people are going to start being like, okay, we may have people dropping from the club. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Club might get a little smaller. North also posted a tick topic. Tick talk of her and Kim doing a dance of Taylor Swift song. Shake it off. Fuck that. I don't care. Do your Kanye shit. Oh, you don't fuck with that?

No, I don't fuck with that. Don't play fucking. You don't have the right, Kim Kardashian, to listen to Taylor Swift's music. How about that? Boom. Mic drop. Right. Boom, slap, pow. Bang.

It's okay if Northwood to do it right no no the whole family is banned from doing anything that's not nor's fault that's her blood no well tough you can't he gets a lot of benefit from those bloodlines josh one of the things he's gonna have to not have the benefit of enjoying Taylor Swift's music. All right. Fair. I would take that. Be mega billionaire rich or not have to listen to Taylor.

You don't listen to fucking anti-hero. Yeah, I think I would take North's life for sure. Absolutely. He's going to have some fucking shit to deal with, I bet, when he's older. She? North is a woman. Or a girl, I guess. Oh, yes. He thought North was a boy.

Well, I mean, she's dressed. She is dressed like a dude. To be fair, she's dressed as Kanye. North sounds like a guy's name to me. North? I feel like it could be pretty both. I mean, you would never know there. You don't know what.

I mean, he's dressed as Kanye. She. She. She. She. She looks exactly like him could be pretty both. I mean, you would never know there. You don't know what. I mean, he's dressed as Kanye. She. She. She. She. She looks exactly like him. That's crazy. The pronouns, the accompanies.

Not trying to stir up any drama or anything. But I did. The only person I've ever didn't have a good encounter with in L.A. was Miss Libby Dunn. Oh, shit. No shit. Why? What happened?

The only person. We were at Saddle Ranch and I was with my roommate and I literally, I promise you not, y'all, and I'm not a person for drama. I reached out and tried to shake her hand and I said, hi,

because I did competitive cheer. So I was a stand for Miss Libby Dunn. I reached out and tried to shake her hand. I tell you not sis look like this hi nice to meet you wait roommate where'd y'all say y'all were going and I was like and then he stood up for me though he was like

oh come on we gotta get it on Uber but we'll talk to you later that's crazy hey Libby what's up Libby you give me a word you want me to hate her i'll fucking hate her no we ain't gonna hate her i just that was my that was my only ever encounter with her but it's like you know first encounters are everything so even if she was to apologize or say she didn't see me type shit bitch you saw me damn okay she was just i like right i saw you

see me see you but she was paying attention to that damn fine-ass man who was standing next to me. But she didn't know he was going to ride for me. That's the team. But I digress. I don't hate her or anything, but that was my, I was literally going to say that earlier, but I was like, let me not get off here without saying it because I have yet to see her. I'm glad you got it off your chest. I have yet to see her since, and I was going to say it to her when I saw her the next time,

but I'm glad I got to see it here. She's probably been hiding from you. Because if I would have said it in person, it would have probably been a little more aggressive. Like, pussy ass. It would have been giving very much ghetto. But it was very cordial. So now she sees me, she probably going to be like,

sorry, I didn't know that. Awesome. If you're going to do your fucking research, that's the research. Find out who fucking Markel doesn't like and let him just rip him apart. That's what we got to do. Everything. I like this guy.

That guy. We almost didn't get it. I would have folded. But you know, I digress. You did a 180. Like I like everybody. I root for everybody. Period. Literally. I still support it because she's freaking amazing at gymnastics and i love tumbling and all of that but i'm just like the first appearance is everything and either if you knew me or not like it wouldn't have been nothing

to shake my hand not too hard to say hello yeah yeah just a person literally i swear to god y'all she literally act like it's being josh josh stick out your hand sister hey yo what's up hey nice to meet you wait where'd y'all say y'all were going and i was like oh i would have had a hard time like ignoring that literally i would have been like what the fuck is wrong with you brie and it took everything in me not to say bitch i will put you under this car and use you as a speed bump hoe but i was like it was just so shocking to me honestly that i couldn't react at the time because i would have read that bitch for filth but i didn't have like i've never seen anything like it in my two years of being in la i tell you

not everybody i speak to and come in contact with speaks very respectful so that's why it's hard for me to give an opinion on somebody when they're like who is this person i'm like damn i don't know i like i always have a good encounter but that one time so strutted and i i just like i was like so shocked in my two years that's the only person i had a weird encounter with i can't believe we almost got through this show without that rant. You know, I was going to let it slide, but I was like, I'm so happy you did it. Yeah, I'm glad you let it out. Yeah, that just

made the show. Josh at the Golden Globes. Whoa. Whoa. Bree, what did you think of Josh and Saran Wrap? It's not Saran Wrap. I liked it thanks brie i really appreciate that i liked finally like he's doing his hair different yeah but what about the

saran wrap oh awesome pull up a better picture was that like it looked like maybe night gear like chain like like kind of like that like mesh a little bit it was mesh yeah yeah yeah it was quite the look from josh richards yeah yeah got posted quite a bit though eh it was very timothy chalamet-esque it was you crossed over in the mainstream there's a lot of people being like who the fuck is this kid yeah no yeah a lot of people were asking about like who i was or yeah who i was wearing on the carpet like you got a lot what are you wearing like it's saran wrap like what is that you you're sticking with that one eh not coming up with anything else yeah that's sure with the saran shirt is what i mean what is that that what is that it's uh was it a tank top? Yeah, it was just a tank top. Yeah, it was a tank top.

What material is it? It was really short. It's like... Saran wrap. Yeah. Yeah, I'll leave it at saran wrap. But no, it's just like a mesh. I don't even know how to describe it.

Yeah, it's like mesh. I like this comment here. I don't know who this is, but I know he wanted to be Timmy Chamouet, and it's not working. That's kind of funny. We listened. We had a debate. That came across the radar across the radar sylvana's like no he's pulling off i'm like no he ain't i thought he told us nobody can pull off tinfoil or whatever that shirt was i like the

suit the shirt i don't know that was but i'm 45 so it's like you know i'm not a young kid wearing you know reynolds wrap so i i don't know, I'm not a young kid wearing, you know, Reynolds wrap. So I don't know. Yeah. Maybe you just don't get it. You're not on the aluminum foil wave. It's whatever, dude. No, no, no, no.

The scar. Okay. What scar? Yeah, we, exactly. We talked about this last week, and I love this controversy. People are saying it's fake. Brie is 100% in its fake camp. I am.

But I think it's a good move on your part, but it's changing so much. To go viral. Yeah. To go viral. I respect the move, but I don't know. I could be wrong. I don't think I am. Now, your hair is big time covering it.

Sorry. It's the mic. Not the mic, the headphone. You're sticking with, as we go into this, it's 100% real. Yes. And how did you get it? See, that's personal. Oh, see, that's where you get right.

What do you mean? Did you get attacked by a bear or something? I did. I just spilled a lot of water on him. That's okay. I did I just spilled a lot of water on that's okay I did explain this on my TikTok

in a really long paragraph it's like a kind of a recent video but I don't know why it's just one of those things because I don't know if you see my comment section but it's filled with like I'm not reading that alright well

this is all do we have the paragraph can we read what what do you mean you put it on your tiktok and you won't tell us what it is though well how personal like i i mean it's just like the like the original scars from something personal but that but you say what it is no i just say it's like personal what it is i've never said the direct like cause but that's just because like i don't know that's like personal. You've never said what it is. I've never said the direct like cause. But that's just because like I don't know. That's like one of the things where I feel like social media I don't know if they need to

know every little thing about me. But that's also kind of where all of this like everyone just I don't know my conversation goes crazy. But I don't think that wasn't the issue. I've had like I've had this for two years and like not once have I brought up my scar

until like recently like the past couple months if you scroll back on my account I think I posted two videos when like the first car happened and then like nothing because I never wanted to like make my account about my scar it was just the moment everyone was going crazy recently so I figured I'd bring it up and I can understand why why people would bring it up, but... I'm trying to think what could be... So you got the scar two years ago. The original scar. So why are you saying original? Why are you saying original?

What happened to change the scar? So I had an original scar. It didn't really, like, fade correctly. So, like, it didn't heal correctly, what we were trying to do to help that heal. And I just, you know,

I tried a new set, like a separate treatment because I was like, I really just, I don't know, like having it on my face is like, I like, I embrace it, but I was trying to get rid of it.

And that caused a chemical burn, which is why I say this is completely separate scar because it's when you see like, go back on my account and you see it's like way longer. That's when it was healing from the chemical looks like upside down too yeah yeah it's just not even the same um like it's just not the same scar but first it was like a little tiny straight line now it's a complete curve and which seems i'm not like a scar guy but seems impossible like what do you mean it's not the same scar you got a scar and just jump places no no um it's like two separate injuries and

that's what another thing i could go back on my tiktok and i explained that multiple times and like guys i'm not saying like this is not the same what was the second one are you saying that's personal too no that was no no no dave dave she's saying yeah chemical burn she's saying she tried to treat the first scar by putting it on like what a treatment and then it put it on a chemical reaction yeah so that's why it was so much longer and i had to wait for the burn to heal to start anything else which is why it's like it's not up here anymore i love those videos where people go like in depth and they're like let's figure this out why does it change i think you guys did one of those like showed one of those well yeah it's on the thing

all right okay we're trying to get to the bottom of it hilarious to me the one with the side by side because um well first of all obviously it's like the two separate injuries and then second of all um like i use the beauty filter on my tiktok especially like bad lighting i can hear her i oh oh you're in yeah okay so she i don't know if you heard Bree She will not reveal The original Source of the injury It's from something personal

I said I know that you said See this is what Josh this is awesome Just keep going I told him what I literally was like Don't touch it

Just let us go He can't listen Right Cause now the flow Has been unfloated Correct Awesome Stop It won't I literally was like, don't touch it. Just let us go. He can't listen. Because now the flow has been unfloated. Awesome. Stop. It won't.

We can pick up the flow. It's okay. We just put a dam in the river. We just put a dam in the river. We can pick up the flow. We can do it. See, it's such a tough situation to put inquisitive minds like Josh and mine and Bree with this personal thing because if you're lying we have no answer but if it really is personal i don't want to push you but like no correct was it was it was

it a dog was it a dog thing no it wasn't no it wasn't i know like i think i think brie brought up i don't remember when i saw i watched the podcast someone said it was from like a dog scratch i was like it was just not from a dog scratch. But I can tell you that, because I don't know why, personally, I feel like it's like a little bit weird that people push so much on social media. And like, I'll say things that people are like, oh, how'd you get? I'm like, oh, raccoon attacked me. I just like say like little things just to mess with people. Because I think it's funny.

But that's the most natural, like this scar thing when it came, like I wasn't aware of it till last week, but that's the first natural question. Like, how'd you get the scar? And yeah, let's say you were lying. The, the answer of, oh, it's personal is the perfect answer. It's like, all right. Perfect. I guess.

Um, like that's fair, but I just, it's where you're trying to get it off? Like that Bree says you didn't put it like when you had the remover on. You weren't actually putting it on your face. See, that's another thing I didn't really understand because you can see like in the video me like my face going back like the my cheek going back and forth and like back and forth. I don't know. I'm looking at the inverted thing of myself and I'm confused which side I'm touching. Have you ever had somebody else do it? Be like, hey, high school coming in here yeah also in high school people used to like spit on their hands and like wipe my face to like see oh that's pretty gross i'm gonna text beth beth

frankl i'm gonna be like how big of a story is this vanderpump thing well it's her world she'll probably say it's probably said the biggest shit in the world. It's Josh and Bree verse. Fine. I won't do it. Never mind. No, text her. You guys have the matching t-shirts. I don't even have a shirt. You guys have pink hair. It's super cool. You have a matching shirt? You could have had your hair pink.

Dave, we have matching shirts. No. No. Dude, you could have had your hair pink and been on the vibes with us. Nobody asked me to do my hair pink. What? We texted Austin. We texted Austin. Austin said he was already on it.

No, their producer texted me. Our first thought was, I made a TikTok about you, Dave. We looked into it. We couldn't get pink hair on time. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Your producer talked to Austin? Yeah, they didn't even text me. Their producer texted me.

They're big time enough. No, I made a TikTok, and I called you out, Dave. Your producer talked to Austin? Yeah, they didn't even text me. Their producer texted me. They're big time enough. Josh and Brie. They're big time enough. I made a TikTok and I called you out, Dave. I said, Dave, you're next. I'm not on TikTok. What the fuck? This is a TikTok show. It is, man.

No, who posts my TikTok, Austin? Who runs my TikTok? I do. Shit, Austin, then you should have seen it and told him, huh? I was insulted that you guys, your producer, you guys couldn't even text me yourself. I told Josh to text. That's not true. Bree told me that she already told you guys that you were going to get the hairpin.

So this is so far from me. No, you didn't hand a text to me saying, Bree and Josh are requesting Dave has. Oh, because we didn't have our phones at the show. That's an insulting way to ask me to change my hair, first of all. And we did look into it. We couldn't ship anything in time. And Daniela couldn't find anything that was close. Well, Party City is everywhere.

Damn. Pink hairspray. Boom. One morning. And then you cannot be pink that afternoon. You know? Well, now he'll never go pink again. Let's move on to the last one.

Who is this TikTok? I have no idea what we're doing. Are we breaking up, guys? Do we want to do this game? I don't know. It's fuck, marry, kill. Let's do it it let's see who they put yeah interesting oh all right here we go this is good that's crazy josh richards mini hacker bryce hall you can go first fuck marry kill okay um i would kill bryce Okay, I would kill Bryce.

The rest is easy. Marry Vinny, and then, yeah. Oh, shit. Really? Right here, Jay. Yeah, I'd probably marry Vinny. Fuck Josh. Bryce, sorry.

That's fair. Round one. Nice. Thanks. Oh, my God. Livvy Dunn, Alex Earl, and Paige. Paige Buckets. Wow.

Buckets. This one's a good one. I'm going to be killing. I wouldn't really. Hannah, you can go first. I mean one I'm gonna be killing I wouldn't really Hannah you can go first I mean I'm very straight so I would say Livvy I'd probably marry for sure

sweetheart I'd probably kill Paige yeah so she doesn't like just destroy you in one on one every night yeah exactly yeah those ankles gotta be kept safe Yeah, so she doesn't just destroy you in one-on-one every night. Yeah, exactly. I would want to protect myself for sure. Yeah, those ankles got to be kept safe. Yeah.

Yeah, and then Alex. Yeah, Alex. Alex is – yeah, Alex. And then Livia and Mary, same with Hannah because Paige is too cold at basketball. Is Paige still at UConn? Corbin. No, yeah, she is.

She got injured this year. Yeah, I knew that. Yeah. I'm sure she went to the next level. Yeah. Oh, my God. This is so funny. Oh, wow.

You guys did some. Oh, my God. I thought that guy's last name was Twat. I was like, that's so tough, man. Carson Taught. But Taught. Taught? Taught?

Taught isn't bad. You guys put Carson Taught in there put carson tower my ex-boyfriend in these oh which one's your ex our research team goes deep that's crazy yeah we just present them to you yeah wait who are these people i know adrian but who is uh corbin taylor and who's my boyfriend okay and then so that he looks like he's a top gun yeah for real i love that movie but he's in Top Gun. Yeah, for real. I love that movie, but he's in the Space Force. Cool. Damn. He'd be, like, fighting aliens and stuff? Yeah, he's a...

I always pronounce... I don't know if he... He's an aeronautical engineer. Or astro. Oh, nice. I don't know which one. Good job. Nice catch.

How long have you been dating him for? Like, almost seven years. Oh, shit. Is he gonna... Jeez. Are you getting married soon? I told Cor, I'm, like, you gotta marry her. Yeah, I marry her yeah i'm not i guess you guys are still very young but that's true so space fighting that's dope he's like fighting in space and stuff like that's cool space no yeah yeah i don't really

understand how the stuff he talks about all the time so he doesn't really talk to me about it but definitely smart yeah um i'd probably okay marry corbin kill carson fuck it june okay damn you know that was quick one it's your egg the band-aid off i know that'd be weird if you were like no it's like i'm not even a fan okay um i would probably okay i don't do that to my wife yeah i gotta kill corbin i would mary i would probably it's tough because it's an accident and then fuck adrian yeah sorry corb gosh you guys did some research quick into the point yeah well all right that was good i i'm glad you guys came on you guys are great and congrats uh congrats on all the success and whatever you guys have next keep killing it yeah yeah no that we should

have had you on last week when you're in the news but our guys sometimes fall asleep at the switch so it is what it is gwyneth paltrow goes viral for daily wellness routine the internet has blown up after gwyneth paltrow revealed her daily diet which consists of coffee bone broth and vegetables oh yeah like you need to eat what's your wellness routine look like now i eat dinner early in the evening i do a nice intermittent fast. I usually eat something about 12. And in the morning, I'll have some things that won't spike my blood sugar, right? So I have coffee, but I really like soup for lunch. I have bone broth for lunch a lot of the days. Try to do one hour of movement. So I'll either take a walk or I'll do Pilates or I'll do my Tracy Anderson.

And then I get in the sauna. I dry brush and I get in the sauna. So I do my infrared sauna for 30 minutes. And then for dinner, I try to eat, you know, according to paleo. So lots of vegetables. It's really important for me to support my detox. I gotta be honest.

It's not too different from what I do. You don't eat? Outside the dinner part of it. Like I, I, and it's not too different from what I do. You don't eat? Outside the dinner part of it, like I, it's not intentional, but I wake up, I take my hot boy walk to get my coffee. It's like a three mile round trip. I don't really get hungry till like one or two. Maybe I'll have like a turkey sandwich or like a acai bowl now at dinner i go nuts like everything's on the table at dinner i fucking eat like a pig at dinner but the rest of

it she eats bone broth that's it bro that isn't even close why we both do a walk. Hour movement. Coffee. Intermittent fast. It is close. You don't fast. Yeah, that intermittent fast, that's the same shit. You walk to get coffee, and it takes you three hours to walk back from the coffee place to get your house, to get your turkey sandwich from your cupboard, bro. And then you go eat shit at dinner. Yeah, then you just throw on your entire cupboard on dinner.

No, man. No, it's not the on your entire cupboard on dinner. No, man. No, it's not the same. She eats vegetables, romboth, bone broth. That's the word I was looking for. You got to be eating steaks probably. I seen you eat pizza like a million times. That's true. She hasn't had pizza near her mouth ever.

That's work. All right. So what? What? What? You're turning around she said she wakes up she drinks growing up everywhere she does an hour of movement that's literally what i do intermittent fast so you are going to the file show yes where are you with livy right now are

you friends with her still me yeah you yeah i would say we're we're cool we're cool so do you want to call either one of these be like hey we hey, we have Livvy Dupe on here. Let me text Livvy because she's quite worked up about this situation, I will just say. Really? Why? I would think. Why? I would think.

I don't want to put her on blast. You know, I don't want to put her on blast. No, that's fair. I just don't get why she's worked up. Me neither. Not at all. Unless. Unless Brecky said something mean, but you haven't said anything.

I was never saying anything bad about Libby. I honestly don't have anything bad to say about Libby. So maybe, maybe Libby's just. And you don't know her, right? No, I don't know her. I've never met her. The only thing that people say is you look like her. And again, I don't get it.

It's hard. She's young. she's young everyone's young but like you're very well known you're famous like no shit people are gonna look like you i don't i don't yeah wait why yeah why is she worked up about the situation that's what we're gonna find out that's what we're trying to figure out i mean i think it's because she feels like it's a a weird situation where someone is copying her. Like, I think that's what's in her head. We kind of skipped a crazy headline. Brecky said that Livvy Dunn was a bitch.

She would slap her that every person that met Livvy in person said she's mean. Yeah, that might be why she's worked up about the situation. Well, no shit. That's got to be it. You said you didn't even beep with her. What the fuck is happening? We're getting lies fed to us. We're getting lies fed to us.

Hold on, hold on. In another video, Brecky said that Libby Dunn was a bitch. She would slap her. And every person that met Libby in person says she's mean. Brecky saying she would slap Libby. Hey, Brecky, we just asked if you'd ever said anything about. I just asked that. This is crazy.

Yeah. Okay, so I went on Loaf's. I don't know if you guys know loaf he's a like he does prank youtube videos um and so he like tried to kind of like bring that situation into his youtube video and so when he said would you slap livy like i would not actually slap her i was just saying that for the youtube video but that counts no what it like i don't know what at point this yeah i could understand why she would was there already beef yeah when you already said you were gonna slap her like were you already

blocked and stuff yeah oh i was blocked before like i took any of this to social okay can we see a video let's see the youtube yeah i want to hear you say you would slap this shit out of skipped right over it i know i can't believe that what's up with the livy thing too oh my god i heard you got beef with her you know livy yeah she has beef with livy yeah livy done she's such a guy's putting on also every single person that's like met her has been like oh she's so mean in person so they say like livy livy with cannons then uh yeah that's what she got pissed about what would you do if she was here right now would you slap her yes okay so you can't play miss innocent like i was on your side no i don't get it i don't get the original why livy would like block you or get worked up but

if i were her now i'd hate your guts now i think i'm understanding why she blocks you brecky you just sat here on this podcast be like whoa is me i'm little miss innocent i haven't said a word that's true and then we see a clip that's like i want to slap this bitch in the face okay well i would not i would not slap her no i wouldn't have any girl but you said it yeah yeah yeah fair welcome to the show so you've been a topic and i i gave the background already how we got in the show we've talked about a bunch because you were dating mads that's over right how long has that been on it's been like three weeks about okay so we've talked to maybe like two days before those tiktok videos came out yes brutal so here's here's where i've a little messed up right dave i feel like it's a little like, I mean, I thought we were like acquaintances, you know?

I mean, I'm not. You would say hello to me. There's like a bro code, but I mean, I'm just a little hurt, you know? Because I made videos with a friend of mine? What's up? Because I made videos with a friend of mine. No, no. Yeah, she is.

No one ever said she's not a friend of yours, but I just thought whenever you saw me, you would say hello. And it was just kind of like the timing of it was just a little like too soon you know well i mean i agree with you i'm kind of i'm on kevin's side and i love you josh but i it but i don't know that's your issue to me that's almost like a mad i don't know how well you two know each other that's the thing it's like i mean like hung out like three or four times hello to me so i would assume we're acquaintances. We're not the best of friends.

No, not at all. But you came to my birthday party two years ago. Two years ago, yeah. I mean, I go to a lot of people's birthdays, and I say hi to a lot of people. Yeah, you were at my house jumping off the roof in the pool. I mean, it seemed like we were friends, you know, at the time. So I'm just a little like... It's not like I was like dogging you, bro. It was a little we were friends, you know, at the time. So I'm just a little like. It's not like it's not like I was a little off.

It was a little off for me, you know? No, I don't. I don't know. If I were in your shoes, I'd be upset about the videos. They would bother me. So I'm on your side with that. My question is, who wears Blaine Pye? Like to me, it's like 90 percent Mads.

I'd be mad at 10 percent, Josh, because, you know, her way, whether way. Right. Right. So what's your late night? I just heard through the grapevine, the word on the street was the videos weren't her idea. Well, they definitely were, man. And if you want the truth. No, no, no.

So who's lying? So now it's like someone's lying in this equation. Yeah, I guess that sucks. I mean, I have nothing to win, Kevin. That's the thing. lying in this equation. Yeah, I guess that sucks. I mean, I have nothing to win, Kevin. That's the thing.

Like, you know, like, if we're not friends or acquaintances anymore and I have one less person to say hi to on the street, my day's still the same. You know what I mean? I agree, bro. I have nothing to lose here. I have nothing to lose here. That's fine with me, too.

So it's like I got nothing to lie on. And if you're going to keep interrupting me every time I'm talking, I mean, I don't know if Mads is talking to Kevin and telling him whatever, but I already talked on the podcast, like, last week. I don't know if Mads is talking to Kevin and telling him whatever, but I already talked on the podcast like last week. I don't think we put in the episode. It was like after, but like I was saying no to videos that Mads was wanting to do

because I was like, bro, that's too much and that's not what I'm trying to do. So like, if anything, you should be saying thank you to me that there's not fucking makeup kiss marks all over my face. My client's not going to thank you for anything today, Josh.osh listen i want to ask you a question let me ask you a question just from a just from a bro standpoint sure moving forward when a girl and a guy break up right you

have to have some semblance of an idea that the girl could potentially be asking you to make videos simply to get at the guy that she just broke up with uh yeah i mean like i i would say it was she definitely wanted to make videos and like probably you know stir shit up she's probably mad but i again don't really see where this is like my concern you know like yeah that's not my guy there's two people in the video bro it's you and her so it takes two to tango. It's that simple. You said yes, so you should have known. Like, there's a simple bro code.

Like, if I was in your position, bro, I don't care if the level of, like, if I know you, don't know you, best friends. Like, there's just, like, I'm just a simple no. That's messed up. It's a bro code. Dave, I think you would agree as well. Yeah, I agree to a degree. But I don't know that there's the bro code with

somebody you don't really know that would be i don't like it that's like crazy what and she's also like again like it's also like i've known mads for many many more years than you kevin like i'm gonna make videos with friends if i want to make videos with friends man like it's irrelevant to me i don don't think Josh did anything wrong to be honest. I didn't do nothing. Mads helped me with this. You've got to understand, I'm going to take her side

over yours. It is projecting. Mads is being a dickhead to him and that sucks but I don't know that it is Josh's place to be like, well, I've got to protect the guy I don't know that great when I've been to be like, well, I got to protect the guy I don't know that great when I've been friends with Matt. Oh, Kev.

I just think there should have been like, hey, maybe not today. We should wait a couple of days. It's just the timing of it really rubbed me the wrong way. That's it. Why'd you guys break up? Three weeks ago today. Okay, Kevin.

Kev, do you know who this is? My client's going to plead the fifth on that question. Okay, Mike, listen. That seems a little bit suspicious too. Well, you know, he's evoking his Fifth Amendment right to not answer that question. We've got other things aside today that we need to speak on. Listen, I think the thing that comes out of this is you guys are right. I don't think this is a Kevin-Josh thing.

I agree with that. Josh, by the way, as I said in the beginning of the call, unbiased love you. Thanks, man. I agree. I think you guys may have won this debate. I think this may be more of a Kevin-Mads thing, to be honest. I think they may be right. Like I said, I think the beef with the Mads, I think it's a rightful beef.

Yeah, you can have your beef with Mads for sure think it's a rightful beef. Yeah, you can have your beef with Mads for sure. But, like, yeah, I just think, like, it's misfire, hate going on here. I think you need your closure there with Mads. For sure. It's okay. I just wanted to hear what you had to say. It's all good.

Yeah. All right. That was good, man. But is it actually all good? I mean, we'll see if the videos keep coming. I don't know. I can't. Guys, as I said. Have you reached out to mads i've been speaking to her like we're not going to talk about that it was just me between i was asking i was asking mike it's not like rice did it it's not like

anyone else did it you did it bro i didn't do it video what there was only two people it was you and her so that price is making videos lying in bed with mads and you literally are picking the beef with me it's fine if you want to box it out we can talk it out that's the only way i can't my client will not be fighting that's fine my client is losing points and then i saw mckinley and i was like this is probably so weird and i gave her a hug i was likeinley, and I was like, this is probably so weird. And I gave her a hug. I was like, what's up? And she was like, oh, my God, I thought you hated me.

I was like, why would I hate you? Like, what? And, like, we were like, let's post a photo on our stories. I feel like there's probably a lot of that at Coachella. I thought you hated me. No, we're good. That's not even Coachella. That's L.A., clubs, parties.

That's every girl in L.A. That's a number one said sentence probably at Coachella, Dave. Definitely. Probably. Like, oh, I thought you hated me. That's mostly LA too, though. Like, when people tell me that they moved here, I'm like, good luck. This shit sucks.

People suck here. LA's full of drama and just toxic people. That's what everybody in LA says. I don't think LA sucks. I don't think LA sucks. Not LA. If you surround yourself by shitty people anywhere,

you're not going to have a good time. I mean, the amount of times I've gone to a party or a club and a girl has been like, you're so pretty. Oh my gosh.

And then I heard that they were talking shit about me like, right after. Girls do that in my town of Coburg with 15,000 people. That is just so,

it's, I hate people like that. You don't escape that by getting out of LA. You escape that by avoiding those types of people. I think people like that. You don't escape that by getting out of a lay. You escape that by avoiding those type of people. I think Josh is right. Bree, this is your first BFF with the new nose. It's settled in now, I think.

Yeah. Like, what do you mean? Has it settled? Like, has it settled? No, no. I should say I've settled in. Like, I don't even know what's going on. Yeah, no.

It's definitely – it's actually really swollen still. But, yeah, it've settled in. I don't even notice it anymore. Yeah, no. It's actually really swollen still. But yeah, it's settled in. It's not going to fall off. Yeah, it's stuck there. When I first saw it, you had a filter on. I thought you looked totally different. But then it doesn't look nearly as different in person and even now without your filters. Yeah.

Dave has really been hard on you about the filters hey i mean i posted one video with the filter the first video i posted was not a filter the review the first video i saw had a filter maybe i saw it out of order i just thought it was weird if we're doing a new nose thing to put a filter on it yeah you saw it out of order so correct okay whatever i think it looks good everybody happy happy go lucky here So put a filter on it. Yeah, you saw it out of order. Correct. Okay, whatever. I think it looks good. Everybody happy-go-lucky here. Trixie loves making up drag names,

so he painted the BFFs in drag for Trixie and Name in a game called Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to the Stage. So it sounds like we're going to have us as drag queens and then Trixie's going to name us. Yeah. All right. This is interesting. I haven't seen what we look like. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the stage.

That's me? That is so shocking. That's a bad drag queen. This is Baldy McPherson. You look like an alien. That is terrifying. That's like from the movie, like the Martian movie. That's crazy.

I think I'm going to start calling you Baldy McPherson, though. I kind of like it. Baldy McPherson. I kind of like RuPaul, but like out of drag. No, this is Ali Opecha. Yeah, right? Ali Opecha. You know, I'm going to say you're a very beautiful woman.

I don't think this photo quite does you justice. Yeah, no. I don't even understand why these are being made made they're like an app or something oh yeah whoever made this has taken exactly one hour of Photoshop training it's so funny someone I'm quick this team what was amazing what's with your smile I don't know what's going on with the teeth bro it looks like she she just got veneers and she's showing them off yeah maybe like You look like maybe like in Hunger Games, the person who's like talking to everybody on stage. Yeah.

Yeah. But like shave my head and I'm like falling to the right. Yeah. I like it. Oh, this is me. Oh, my God. Damn. Okay.

Wow. Okay. I don't feel as bad. Wow. This is kind of cool. Thanks, dude. This is Skeleton Princess. Hey, okay. I'll as bad. Wow. Wow, this is kind of cool. Thanks, dude. This is Skeleton Princess. Hey, okay, I'll take that.

Yeah, you look malnourished. Because it's kind of princessy with the headpiece. But it's quite gaunt in the face. What is the B for? Am I an idiot? Well, this is a picture of a drag queen called Bimini Bamboulash. That's who this originally is. We're learning.

I feel like they made my face a little sunken in though nope yeah they really made that's not my exact face austin we're looking at my exact face right now i was taken from a photo it's your exact face that's that's okay it's just not true they made you look like you just did like the master cleanse yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you know or you look like in twilight when bella is the baby's like slowly killing her and she's turning all skeletal. Yeah, that's kind of cool. Looks like Ronald McDonald. Now this is fierce.

Now this is fierce. Damn, Dave. You look like a chicken wing. Wow. I look like Ronald McDonald. Yeah, you look like a Flamin' Hot Cheeto. Oh, you do. Oh, God. Like a really sexy hot Fl sexy hot flaming hot cheeto I'll take it

I'm gonna say this is her name is Miss Heat bring the heat she would do songs about like you know disclosure when a fire starts to burn or something like that it's like all fire themed

I bet she can twirl a baton that's on fire or something Disclosure When a fire starts to burn Or something like that It's like all fire themed Yeah Yeah I bet she can twirl a baton That's on fire or something Yeah She has cowboy boots on for sure She can maybe like do the The fire spit Yeah

Yeah Kerosene in her mouth Yeah Okay now that you guys Are all in drag I have another question Okay If you had to do a drag show

Tonight You had to do a song What song are you lip syncing to? What's the one that you know Inside out? Like are we performing together no individuals brandy probably brandy or fine girl brandy probably jolene jolene good yeah i'll do billy jean but you love that thank you thank you thank you these are smart choices because the audience will know it yeah once drunk people start singing your job's pretty

much over. Yeah. You just got to get them. Just let them sing. Yeah, exactly. You just walk around and take money. Yeah. That's the best part of doing drag is this shit.

Yeah. Give me a dollar. I don't think anyone will come to my drag show. No, I don't know if anyone would come to mine either. No. Would you come to mine? I used to say that too and look at me now. I think I'd put ass in seats.

Yeah. Mine would be the bad one. You know, once you do drag once, you might get get stuck doing it don't ask me how I know that's fair sorry guys I had to get the mug of the week situated can you hear me? okay cool

you didn't even ask about the mug of the week thing though when I just like kind of brought it up I was like oh I'm sorry I'm late I had to like get the mug of the week organized. And you were like, we good? Let's see the fucking mug. Well, it's like the first topic again.

So I figured we'd get to it right. Like it's literally topic one. See, I didn't mean for it to be topic one. I didn't need for it to be topic one. But like I put it out there. I was hoping to maybe receive something back. But since it's topic one, I'll talk about it. Well, we haven't even started.

Are we good? What do you mean, are we good? We're good. I was just waiting for Austin to be like, yeah, you're good to go. I think we're good to go. Okay. I think we're good. Is Bree dark?

Let's see Bree talk. She's fine on the actual show. Okay. Well, let's just start. Brought to you by Raising Cane's. Okay, Josh, you've been like freaking out about your mug of the week. It's got to be the best one yet, right? Well, I don't know.

He's making an awful big deal about it. I don't know if I would say I was making a big deal about it. Were we recording? That was a big deal. Yeah, we were recording. Yeah, so, I mean, the people can decide whether you're making a big deal. I think I was just more hoping that my friends were going to make a big deal. Well, I don't get it because we're not really that late.

We're like two minutes. You were two minutes late. You're like, sorry, the mug. But literally the first thing on the sheet is Josh's mug of the week, which is crazy that we're starting with Josh's mug of the week. Stop doing that. That is like BFF section, whatever whatever but we're going to talk about first because it's on first on the sheet so what is this mug okay it's a pretty big one look at how

gigantic it's like the size of my but let me let me show the picture dogs poop a bunch of are they pooping yeah wow, they're pooping dogs. Because when you drink coffee, you poop? I never even thought about that correlation, actually. That's what I would think. I don't know if that... But I think it's probably just... I think it's just probably dogs pooping. Okay.

Underwhelming. That was underwhelming. I went to the Taylor Swift concert. We just talked about the I Spice part of it. I came out with my top 24 songs. I do have to rearrange them. They've changed after

seeing the show live. Certain songs hit me different ways. Like Enchanted was my favorite song live. Still love Betty. Overall, it was an awesome experience. The Taylor Swift fans were awesome. The Swifties were awesome. I actually did a Taylor Swift podcast yesterday, like a fan podcast. Really?

Yeah. Wow. That's crazy. You didn't go, Bree, did you? No, I didn't have tickets. It's so – it was – we were trying to talk about it. How many – because I generally don't like stadium concerts. I think they're too big.

Like, I'd much rather see an intimate performance. But how many – this worked because the entire crowd was so into it. Like, every single person knew every single lyric, went bananas on every song, every outfit change, everything. And I said I think, like, a performer who can do that comes around, I don't know, once the five, once to seven times a lifetime. You have somebody who can do that. I don't know who else.

And she's doing it three hours. Name one person. Three and a half. That's fucking crazy. And doing it multiple times, same energy, same stadium. Three days in a row, like every weekend. Can Beyonce fill a stadium as many times and have the same energy for every song? Who else can do that?

Taylor Swift, I think, is the only one that can do that right now. Maybe. It was awesome. So you had the time of your life. I had a great time. I had a great time. My outfit, Swifties loved it. And I'm doing this.

So I got this jacket. Shout out Bedazzled Daddy, I think was the name of it. But I looked for, I knew I had to get a top hat fit going. So this was a one-on-one. I bought it. It was relatively cheap for how nice it was. It is really cool. It looks like they painted the back.

Is that like they painted it? Yeah. Wow, that's cool. It's like handmade. Yeah, it's handmade. And then I said, you know, I'm not probably going to be wearing this around town every day, so I gave it away to a girl who's going the next night,

with the only promise being you then have to give it, keep passing it on, so it keeps getting to go to concerts. So it's no longer in my possession. I'm not sure who has it at this point. Well, that's pretty cool, Dave. That's a really cool idea. Do you think some, I think the Swifties would keep it going this point. That's pretty cool, Dave. That's a really cool idea. I think the Swifties would keep it going.

The Swifties are pretty loyal. They'll mail it to someone. They'll get out there. It'll continue its own tour. Correct. And then I wore this as the undershirt. We actually sell them. I thought this was a good one. All you're ever going to be is mean and a liar and pathetic.

She actually doesn't play mean, which is probably the number one song that's surprising she doesn't play. Yeah. Yeah, because that's a jam. And then I have Scooter Braun, Kanye, Kim Kardashian, all Taylor's exes. Yeah, that's a great chart. And people, obviously, the haters, of which there are always many. They're like, oh, Dave, you changed. You did this.

I posted this picture back in the day. I went to see Adam Lambert, and I just had a Lord Lambert like I wrote it. Magic marker on my t-shirt. I love Adam Lambert, too. Muffin, man. Friendship bracelets. I was in on everything. What else?

You were a full-blown Swifty at this concert, Dave. What I don't get is people were making me custom friendship bracelets. That's what I was just going to say. How'd they know they were going to see you? I have no idea. I can't believe that. Yeah, the DP loves TS and green. I had a fuck Adele.

I had a Michigan go blue one. Fuck John Mayer. Yeah, yeah. go blue one fuck john mayer yeah yeah you see kim kardashian was wearing like one of those graphic tees that was um kendall's starting five and they had all the basketball players that she had fucked on it yeah yeah yeah yeah crazy t-shirt to wear crazy that's like a you move uh josh would no no to where you would to me of josh yeah i won't do that i don't think wait whoa why why did i get looped in that though that had nothing to do with me at the beginning and then it just somehow me either i just feel like that's dave's mo to like make a t-shirt dave you would make a t-shirt about that and wear it no like no i went well yeah i probably would no yeah you would make merch and sell it no i wouldn't make a josh's who

would your starting five be who would be on that shirt no no we're not talking about me we're talking about no we are because that's what brie said yeah now i'm talking about you breen did you ever even mention my name when you said David Bia? That's what you meant, right? DP said it. No, I just said you would wear a shirt like that. I don't know who was going to be on it. Oh, I thought you meant it about Josh.

No. Because it's like we're BFFs. Yeah, no, yeah. Now I get it. Maybe it was about Josh, yeah. Okay, it was about me. Fine. So who's your starting five?

Who would we put on the shirt? Yeah. Well. so who's your shirt who would we put on the shirt yeah well who would you put on the shirt me yeah of josh yeah dixie um obviously nessa oh yeah mads yeah Oh, yeah. Mads? Yeah. Do we put a new Gabby? No, because nobody knows who she is. I think they could be famous. She's pretty famous in Brazil. What?

She's Brazilian famous. She is? Yeah. Yeah, she's got 10 million followers on TikTok. She is? Yeah. Yeah, she's got 10 million follows on TikTok. 10 million? Yeah. Yeah, TikTok don't count. She's got like, I think, over a million. All right, Josh, we know you're dating.

You don't have to fucking run toward the fence. All right, fine. Then we'll put her on. Who's the fifth? Libby Dawn, maybe? Oh. Libby Dawn. Libby Dawn, yeah.

Boom. That's a cool shirt, Josh. Yeah, that is a cool shirt. It's being made as we speak. Oh, my God. I bet we would sell those. I bet so, too. I think also every single girl on there would get mad.

We'd get a C-synthesis probably or something. Yeah. I think Mads would be okay with it. You became one of the bigger people on YouTube. So like what happened? What was your plan and why did it work? Well, I think there was a lot to it and there was a lot that was very like,

I don't know, some of it I don't want to talk about because I still do to this day and it's strategy based and I think that talking about it does change how things work because in my mind, like the algorithm is kind of user based and so if users change their behavior, then it changes how your strategy can work.

But, but generally it's like, I, I just, I looked into very meticulous about like descriptions and titles and thumbnails and how videos actually work. Intros, like all those things matters. Like it's the little things. I think I'm on the spectrum. I don't know. I don't know where, but I'm, I'm think I'm on the spectrum. I don't know where. You come across as very intelligent and maybe like child prodigy, the way you're talking, which kind of makes sense with everything you're saying right now.

I didn't mean that. I saw Josh. I didn't mean that. Yo, you just caught me off guard, bro. I'm glad for that to not take offense. I'm glad, man, because you're a big man for that. If someone just interrupted me halfway through my conversation explaining how I came up after, they asked me.

They asked me to explain this story, and they go, are you autistic? Well, I was putting the pieces. I'm listening very carefully to everything he's saying, and he's writing novels at 14, and he's doing all this stuff that's very unusual for somebody at his age and very focused. And he's studying the algorithms and descriptions. And you don't hear somebody that age talk like that in the strategy. So it hit me that there's something else.

And by the way, I don't mean that in a negative way. I mean he's using it in a positive way. I have very, very intense ADHD. So that's, that's, that's a, that affects my life in so many different ways. My ADHD does. But yeah, I think it definitely comes across in everything I do. I guess I get very like, I get very hyper focused on something and whatever that thing is for my year or for my month or for my whatever, I will just do it every day from the morning

when I wake up to the time when i go to sleep right now it's music but uh you know in the past it's been it has been full-on writing it's been making youtube videos it's been editing only it's been you know just just learning it's been reading it's been and whenever whatever i am hyper focused on it's just like that is my life and i will do that thing and i think that is very much because uh you know of my adhd so what is what is this people write fan fiction like like this? People write fan fiction? Oh, yeah. Horny fan fiction. Oh, yeah.

No, no. Yeah, definitely. You know the song Heat Waves? I don't. I think so. That doesn't mean anything. I'm an idiot. By Glass Animals?

You probably know it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know it. Yeah. Of course, I know that. you probably know it oh yeah yeah yeah i know it yeah of course like that song uh there was a the number one uh fan fiction on i forgot i forgot on i forgot what website it was like aol or not aol there's some website where there's like fan fictions on it and it wattpad yeah and it was the number one for like two years it was a fan fiction called heat waves about me and my best

friend um like it was like a gay fan fiction about me and my best friend um and it it is like a big reason why that song or part of the reason why that song blew up like he was like a glass animal says like reached out to us we used it in like our meetup vlog like all that it I mean it's it was crazy that is crazy did you guys know that yeah I know that my I actually it's funny enough I never read it both my roommates read it including my best friend um and uh they were saying how like it was hilarious but i never read it okay i think he was maybe so taken back about your best friend's reading the fan i'm just having a flu game here i'm i'm sorry go ahead i wasn't taking back i choked on coffee trying to stay awake i'm sorry to cut off the fan fiction rant I think I was

I think I was done we're done sorry about that I asked you guys were you aware of it the heat wave stuff I knew the song but I didn't know

that this was a fanfic yeah I didn't know Dream kissing his homies made it like a big song there's a there's a big

it's a massive ship it's called DNF and it's Dream Not Found and my friend George Not Found and me and so it's a massive ship it's called dnf and it's dream not found and my friend george not found and me and so it's like a ship between us um what what is this i'm not you quote you tweeted i'm not gay i think women are very attractive some men are okay too i guess what is that just saying that hey what are you like uh lenny kravitz everybody's attractive i don't know i don't know i feel like that's a like that's one thing that people talk about a lot

It's like my sexuality and stuff. That's it. That's a big I guess like talking point I get people pissed at me saying I'm like queer baiting and stuff for for you know for making jokes and for I'm being very open like around my friends and stuff But I mean I I kind of I view in the same way kind of that I Right now and that I view like my religion as an example Like I say I'm agnostic because I'm not an atheist because I don't say there's no god i just like i don't i don't know i view in the same way with my sexuality like i i don't like to say i'm straight or to say i'm bi because i don't really know and so i i'm just waiting to see if i find more you're not saying you wouldn't kiss a

dude exactly you don't know until you know yeah but then then i think you're bi yeah but i think i think if you don't if you don't know i'm gonna think i don't know i don't know i don't feel comfortable saying bye because i feel like there is a world where i'm not and then i and then i feel like i'm i'm claiming something that i'm not a part of so like so by curious by curious that's a good one yeah hey guys it's pride month all right hey by the way i heard you guys and I'm not going to take offense to it, but you're going to Luke Bryan tonight. You are. Zach Bryan.

Zach Bryan. And you guys are going together. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. They didn't ask. No invite. What?

Not a single invite. Well, I asked you. You didn't invite Dave? No, no, no. I asked you if you liked him and then you didn't even know who he was. No, I absolutely knew. I said I get him confused sometimes. Name like three Zach Bryan songs.

Well, I'll know them. I get him confused with- I've asked for four tickets, so I have one for you. No, no, no. I do. But you didn't ask. I was going to ask her the part. Like, I thought-

That's crazy. She came in, said she was going. I know MB is going, who works with us. And then I saw you sit down, Josh, and you guys started talking about like what song like wait you guys are going together yeah yeah well i just assume you wouldn't you wouldn't come because you're going back to montauk you said right when i came in you were like we're going back you're going to invite me this morning like you would have already invited him by that yeah i feel like you would have in fact i'm gonna guess somebody probably gave back a ticket. Like somebody was supposed to go and cancel.

No. So you just have an extra ticket you weren't giving away. If I was going to give it to you. Uh-huh. I will say, you don't usually invite someone when you get invited to go somewhere. You know? Like I was getting invited by Bree. So like, I kind of have an out.

How long have you known you're going? Two days? Three days? Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. And it's like, I clearly gonna be in new york i'm here yeah yeah but i feel like there's no way you would come i don't know if that's true

you would come maybe if you invited me so you wouldn't come now no sorry dave well i already have like plans i have a flight to go back to the city i like all this shit okay i'm sorry it's fucked let's just say that what you did to me is fucked i've made it very clear on this show a thousand times i like to be invited and have the ability to say no and i may have gone i don't know his songs off the top of my head but i know them i'm i feel like an asshole you should is. Is Brad Pitt on Ozmezpic after seeing a picture of Brad? Ozmezpic? How do you say it? Ozempic.

Ozempic. After seeing a picture of Brad Pitt at Wimbledon, I said he was on Ozempic. Ozempic. I just got to read it. Ozempic. I think it's Ozempic, isn't it? Ozempic.

Ozempic. Ozempic. I got it. Ozempic. Do youic. I just got to read it. Ozempic. I think it's Ozempic, isn't it? Ozempic. Ozempic. Ozempic. I got it. Ozempic. Do you got it? I got it. Shout out Rico Bosco. Ozempic.

I got it. He is on Ozempic, no doubt. Why do you think this? He looks like Skeletor. Like Ozempic doesn't, Ozempic does not do natural weight loss. Like he looks scrawny and unhealthy to me. Yeah, he was never fat, though. Why would he go on it?

Maybe he's cutting pounds for a new feature film. Well, let me tell you a little something about getting old, Brie. It sucks, and weight just comes fast and furious. Is the weight hitting you? It would have been really cool if you could have done a little bit hit movie reference there instead of fast and furious and why it wasn't even trying to a movie reference it just that's would you would you go on ozempic dave you started getting real real fat yeah i don't know i don't like so let me it this way. There's rumors is coming out in a pill format. I hate needles.

So doing the needle thing doesn't apply to me. And I truly, I'm not just saying this. I'm sure there's a lot of people on Ozempic who I don't know, but the ones that you clearly, I feel like, no, I think they look unhealthy.

I don't think it's a nap. Like they don't look like they've naturally lost weight. It looks like they're cheating. Yeah. They get like they're cheating. Yeah. They get like the skeleton face. Yeah. Yeah. They get like kind of sickly looking.

So whatever I, you know, I am what I am. I'm at my age and it is what it is. Take him for what he is, man. And then he texted me, I mean,

DM to me and said like, that was so sweet. Thank you guys for coming. And then we just started chatting who are you looking at who are you looking at is he there she's looking at Zach Bryan

she's looking at Zach Bryan where are you get his ass over here I'll grill his ass too you're in Oklahoma smoke show right now yeah you're in Oklahoma Smoke Show right now. Yeah.

You're in Oklahoma. That's the name of the song, Dave. Oh, I didn't know that. That's the joke. That Smoke Show is the name of the song? It's called Oklahoma Smoke Show. So I invented it. He's in Oklahoma. I invented that word.

Smoke Show? You invented the word Smoke Show? Oh, yeah. I know that. Barstool smoke show damn yeah yeah crazy so he's stealing your lingo and then he's corrupting one of our employees yeah he's corrupted our fucking pod too so did you have to ask corruption well i don't know that was like the little shyest little guys all right now if you got him on camera it'd be great look at this

look at this look yeah just drag him in for the thumbnail. Look at this. Look at this. Look. Yeah, just drag him in for the thumbnail so we can get it. It's on everywhere. You owe us something. You do kind of owe us a little bit. What's he care? He knows what he's doing. I get dragged through the mud every week.

I'm like the most dragged through the mud on this show. 100%. We want to talk about revolving door, new story. Yeah, be like, yo, I'll hold out. I'll hold out. We just need a thumbnail.

Is he getting crucified too? This is making you look crazy, Brianna. Like we said on Flambree that you're just manic and he doesn't exist. He's not even real. I will just keep it up with appearances. Do you want me to call him and tell him to come in?

I mean, it would be nice for the thumbnail. You owe us like hundreds of thousands of page views. Okay, let me see. There was no thought to us and BFFs and what you did to this show. None. Wait, one second, Dave. Can you just come here for one second? The title of this podcast has become very ironic.

No, we're not perfect. What BFFs? What BFFs? Okay. What are you with this guy 24-7? You're in Oklahoma? O'Malley, I don't know why you're on her side She's just throwing you to the curb

She's not throwing me to the curb That's what a lot of people say online I'm really sick of hearing that one I'm a person you know too Alright there he is Get the screenshot Did you get it Austin Maybe a little closer to breathe just like a nicer shot yeah yeah maybe like good job they just needed

to know you were real well no we want to leverage him for page view the fascination with i think a little bit for the general public myself included is you seemingly just came out nowhere with gigantic guests. And that's why people are joking about the plant. But then I was like, maybe she is a plant. So how did you get these humongous people so quickly? Luck, I would say mostly. But also just putting myself out there. I'm not afraid to do things that embarrass myself and shoot my shot. And i kept shooting my shot i used to pay my guests to come on my podcast i used to like see your clips of your podcast and be like i wish i

could have a podcast that big and i'd like without even having a podcast i thought that i was like that'd be so cool um and then i was like i'm gonna start a podcast because i heard you could make a lot of money from having a podcast and i was like that that'd be fun. Oh, so this is easy game. This is just be like, I want a big podcast. Yeah, exactly. Sliding tricks. And shoot your shot. It works. But then I went like all in on it though.

I'm a mom. So I had to like, like I would drive to LA once a week and find people that I'd pay $300 to, to be on my podcast. Doing this same new. Same style. Who was your first guest?

Colleen Bellinger. Oh. Yes. Oh. Okay. I don't know who that is. Oh, I do know who that is because I did the notes. Yeah.

She's crazy, right? The ukulele apology one that we talked about a couple weeks ago. Oh. Oh, no. That was before everything, obviously. Yeah, yeah. It was way before. Yeah.

So did that one pop off? It did before me because i didn't have a podcast and i didn't upload it to actual like spotify or i didn't know how to i was doing everything on my own i put it on youtube it got like 70 000 views which was like huge for my first video on youtube um and then i the clips did really, really well on TikTok. So I was like, okay, I guess I like have something here. So I was like, I'm going to keep doing this, but it was hard to get guests. First, I was just running through every influencer that was mutuals with me.

And I'm like, do you want to be on it? People are like, no, like that's, or just leave me on red. A lot of people left me on red. Oh, now they're mad. Oh, they reply now actually. Of course I do. They're like, yeah, I'll take you up on that. I'm like, oh, well, I have Drake. But so many reply now, actually. Of course I do. They're like, yeah, I'll take you up on that. I'm like, oh.

Well, you're like the hottest thing going right now with your interviews, right? But so many people didn't want to do it at first. Obviously, I get it because, like, it's, you know, I was nothing and it was like whatever. But from every single video I had done, I had got, like, one or two viral clips from it. Not viral viral, but, like, enough that I was like, okay, like, this is, like, something that I'm going to keep trying at. So I would drive to L.A. once a week from um laguna beach okay um i would pump the whole way there i like was very new to the pumping thing i was before that i was like exclusively breastfeeding my baby i didn't know what you meant i thought i thought at first you meant like you were pumping

like get pumped up wait exactly i'm like getting really pumped in the car no so i was like literally having to physically pump milk the whole it was it was a whole thing um and it was hard but i was like i'm doing this i think that this is like fun to do it was really fun i feel like i was just on tiktok i didn't have a way of meeting new people doing that i was filming videos just like by myself sometimes i try to like add in like strangers but i wanted to have a way to meet people and the podcast i was like i wish wanted to have a way to meet people and the podcast I was like I wish I could have like collaborate with other people it was like the perfect opportunity to collaborate with other people and have people um meet people and so far

it's been amazing every time I do even this trip is so fun for me like meeting I've met so many people this trip and it's like really fun um but yeah so I I. I paid people to be on it. And well, you didn't pay like that first person. No, I paid. So what happened was after I ran out of her, like I ran out of the people I knew that had following. I was like, oh, God, like getting guests is really hard. Like, I don't know how it is. So I was like, I don't know, like what to do. So then I was like, I put a TikTok out and I was like, I'll give $300 to anyone who the idea was I was hoping that like someone I was like, if you tag someone and you get them to do it. I was hoping that like someone would tag like a celebrity and a celebrity would see that and be like, Oh, I like do it. And I wasn't thinking like huge names. I was thinking just like, just like oh i remember seeing that video you were like i i want a famous person you have to be famous exactly yeah i was just trying to like bait people to give me guests i was like i need a guest it worked and i got um this comedian rick glassman i got him to do it and he has like a pretty like he's really respected in the comedy space so that actually got me like i think that's

what led to funny marco well so someone saw my interview with Rick and they commented under that video and was like you have the same style and like sense of humor as funny Marco I'd never heard of funny Marco in my life and I was like okay well if you get me in contact with funny Marco I'll give you $300 so I tagged no so then I posted a screenshot of that to my Instagram story and I said funny Marco which I didn't think he'd see it because he had four million followers and I was like that's so many followers you're never gonna see this i was like at funny marco if you want this girl to win 300 come on my podcast he replied within like a minute and was like okay that's crazy to me yeah you're the luckiest girl

in the world i don't know it's crazy and then and then drake you saw my video with marco went very viral yeah very viral i didn't that's when i first started okay when i became aware of you that's that's amazing i think i mean yeah when barstool i think one person from here like followed me i was like oh barstool i didn't know like anything about it yeah just was just knowing barstool as like a name a name i was like oh very cool but yeah then drake liked one of the videos I had uploaded and he followed me. I didn't realize it at first. Marco called me and he was like, Bobby, look who just followed you. So I like like filtered it to verified only people. And I was like, oh, my God.

Like, why? Why would he follow me? He's like he liked the video. And I was like, OK, I'm going to like shoot my shot to Drake. I don't know how this I thought the chance of him replying was like a one percent and the chance of him saying yes was like point zero zero I was like there's no way so I was like come on my podcast I said when are you gonna come on my podcast and he just was he said yeah he was ready to do it I flew out there like three days later wow and then and then you're off the races now you can kind of get anybody you want yeah okay uh bff special guest pinky doll i don't know what why i like how pinky doll talks so much but even as we're getting in she gave the little taste of the pinky doll like voice there um so

we're glad to have you this was i think this is a me request when i first saw your videos of what was going on um so welcome uh sorry give me a minute i'm just gonna put my dog outside making too much noise i can't hear nothing okay do it pinky doll do what you gotta do she's got her own version of your guy josh who is also messing in the background and the dog's coming in yeah yeah i always got that going on see oh we're good now mine are we good pinky doll listen i listen i'm just gonna laugh every time you do you double up like that on the thing so welcome you canceled on us uh last week when we tried to get you and austin who's our producer thinks that you faked like who canceled on us. Austin, right?

Is that what you're insinuating what happened? Well, I'm so sorry. It's just, you know, I'm just going in a new life. I wasn't ready for it. And there's a lot of things coming to me, contract deals, and it's going crazy. So did you pretend to be your own management when you canceled or is it somebody like what happened but you know I have to work on a deal that you know there was a lot of work as you can see I wasn't on live that much because I was working

in the behind scenes you know that's what happened because I didn't have time sometimes I don't even have time for me so you know you know, and, you know, I have a manager for that, actually. So did we talk to your manager or you? My manager, yeah, of course. So the game is called NPC TikTok Live Simulation. So we're going to simulate a live and then Pinkie Doll will get a GIF

and you'll do however you want to react. And then us three will also do it after her. Ice cream is so good. Yeah, strong woman. Ice cream is so good. Yeah, strong woman. Gang gang. Gang gang.

Hee-haw, yes. The guy feel like a cowgirl. Let me write it. Music. I love music. I got the mic. You know, I'm thegirl. Let me write it. Music. I love music. I got the mic. You know, I'm the queen. Special.

Oh, my God, baby. Oh, my God. Wow. This is amazing. Pinky don't love you forever. Oh, spicy. No spicy. Oh, wow.

The crown. Yes, I'm the queen. The queen of empathy. Great. Oh, salsa. Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake. Yes, strong woman. I'm going to be honest.

That went faster. I don't know whether you were seeing those faster. By the time I registered what it was, it was already on to the next one. I know. That's hard. Quit with it. Real hard. Gang, hard. Quit with it. Real hard. Gang, gang.

Gang, gang. Harry. Derry. Harry Styles. Harry Styles. Austin doesn't know what to do. Cowboy. Cowboy.

Dave's best friend. Dave's best friend gang gang gang gang love you that was lightning sounds lightning sounds i don't even i don't even know how to do that one. Gang gang. There's a lot of gang gangs, Austin. Flower. Shit, this is hard. We've got to keep it fast.

Yeah, I don't know how Pinky Doll does this. She earns her cash for real. Quack, quack. Yeah, it's hard. They come fast. Not to mention the way they slide across the screen is blocked. I can't even see them because they're covered by something. That was not easy.

That was not easy. I give my boss a pinky doll. Are we going to keep going with this? Yeah, if we want to do yours. Sure, I guess I'll try. It's long. Yeah, it's so long. Why didn't we make it like five to ten

seconds all right gang gang gang gang ooh ride a bike ride a bicycle strong strong woman strong woman ooh one bite one bite one bite that was good oh corn carb smells good smells good gang ice cream lick welcome to the villa the villa uh matcha matcha cheesy yummy gang gang gang gang it's crazy that the gang gang has become accepted it's like you are you and we're just mimicking pinky doll i know yeah it's her i feel like the best part about it it's like gg stands for a good game i'm pretty sure yo brie you were good at that i'm not even gonna lie you must be tuning into the pinky doll streams because that was yeah i'm a pink i'm a pinky doll fan all right 30 seconds awesome no more come on dave i know i need an ice cream look like

uh uh josh josh j Roses, roses, roses. Arrow down, I can't see. Little crown. Sorry, not sorry. Sorry, not sorry. Whale, ocean. Woo, woo. I don't know what that is.

Earth, oh. No gas, no gas. Austin stinks, Austin stinks. Chicha, chicha, chicha, chicha. Guacamole, yum, yum. Guacamole, stinks. Chicha. Chicha. Chicha. Guacamole. Yum, yum. Guacamole. Yum, yum.

Football. Touchdown. Football. Touchdown. Football. Touchdown. Turkey. Turkey.

Wait. Strong. Strong. Wait. Strong. Wait. Strong. Lights are.

All right. That's enough. I'm out. Oh, secret relationship. Kept it from us. Bad girl. Bad girl. Bad girl. Bad girl. Bad girl. Bad girl. Bad girl.

Bad girl. Fake Taylor Swift has bigger concepts than most artists. A Filipino. Of course. Everyone's just milking off Taylor. Filipino Taylor. Taylor Sheesh. What's going on?

Yeah. 10,000 people are going to see Taylor Sheesh. Can I see Taylor Sheesh? Yeah's going on? Yeah. 10,000 people are going to see Taylor Sheesh. Can I see Taylor Sheesh? That's crazy. She's doing 10,000 person concerts? Taylor Sheesh. She imitates everything, like down to the dance moves. Yes.

What the? Take us to church! All right, we get it. These videos, Austin, that we go, like, we're not idiots. They go on for, like, five hours. We get the point. That's true. We get the point. That's true. We get the point. They are quite long.

They are quite long. Who would pay to see that? I would. To go see the fake Taylor Swift? Taylor Sheesh, yes. There's got to be someone doing it better than that. But you don't want it to be too good. Why?

Then it's too good. It's like she's the perfect amount of like this is weird it's like a practical jokers yeah i don't think i think people actually find that entertaining yeah i know they're they like it i would say once be like it's kind of cool like oh she's doing that i would i would i would probably second that i would have to check that out yeah like when she when that first clip was put up i was like oh she looked exactly like her i thought it was the fake it was the real and then when i saw the fake i was like okay it doesn't look i mean she really don't look anything like tana on here oh yeah yeah she was a minute early what? she was a whole minute early oh she is

what's up Tana can't hear her though no now can you hear me? yes alright I didn't know we had you thanks for coming on

you're welcome Dave I was early out of sheer fear All right. I didn't know we had you. Thanks for coming on. You're welcome, Dave. I was early out of sheer fear. I appreciate that. I like that sweatshirt. Is that just pickles? It's just jars of pickles. Is that the fucking TikTok one that everyone's buying? Yeah, it was a birthday gift,

and I think I had like a seizure when I opened it. I love pickles. What do you mean it's a TikTok thing? What does that do to anything? Like the TikTok ads. Yeah, it's like viral's a tech talk thing. What's that do that thing? Like the tech talk ads. Yeah. It's like viral on tech talk. I didn't know that.

Uh, we good. Uh, Austin. Yeah. Josh, you're good on your end. Yeah.

Yeah. We should be good over here. All right. Uh, let's go BFFs. Welcome Tana. Mojo. Welcome to the show.

How, what is this? The third, second. Well, I'm lost. I think it's, I think it's the third second well i'm lost i think it's i think it's the third third and how many times so you've skipped twice and been on three i only skipped

once and i deserved everything that came with that the second time was a miscommunication between josh's instagram story that was a joke was that me whose phone was that yours that was my phone i'm sorry i just okay no worries sorry no you you're you're on the good side you're one of our most common guests now i guess right yeah bryce yeah bryce and that actually makes perfect sense leading into our next topic i guess with you do you because i guess you and you and bryce have beef we had bryce on last week and he was kind of talking shit about you guys saying if i recall correctly you guys were never really friends to begin with he said at one point he did he say he fucked you for clout is that what the issue was am i remembering yeah he

said that on zach's saying right yeah but then he also said that tana would use him for videos but we were saying that it's like a it was a two-way thing yeah so where are we at this tana where i just looked uh brie was kind enough to send me the briefing for today's episode. And it's so funny because it is just jam packed full of quote unquote drama and things that we have to talk about. And I knew Bryce was going to be the first one. Yeah, I saw that episode. That was a doozy for sure for me. That was a doozy. Whenever something like really frustrates me or like upsets me or hurts my feelings.

I go directly to my notes app and I will make out like a bullet point list of how I feel. And that's what I did the second I saw that podcast. Here's the thing. I know today we're unpacking a lot of scandalous topics and I'm down for all of it but I really maybe I'm just not in the mood my mood changes every week I'm not in the mood to be with Bryce minute second even really um I'm not in the mood to beef with Bryce right now and I mean so the OG podcast came out where he was on Zach saying and they were, have you ever hooked up with anyone for clout? And he was like, yeah, Tana. I was like, sick.

That's awesome. You know, I am a human being too. And certain things definitely are like, okay, okay. Ouch. Like that's. Haven't you said that the reverse before? I feel like the first time we ever talked, you were like, you said you clout farm. I thought you said that. you said you clout farm i thought

you said that i definitely do clout farm i guess clout farming every time i've ever explained it on anything is usually a mutually beneficial relationship that you establish with someone that usually also is intertwined with a friendship because you can't do something like that with someone if you don't get along to some point. But I don't fuck for clout. And I saw when you were responding to Bryce, you were like, well, Tana fucks for clout too. So like, da-da-da-da.

I thought you said that. I thought I was quoting like you. No, I mean, maybe I've made a joke like towards what people have said about me. But if I was out here fucking for clout, I would be telling you guys the most famous people I've slept with. the only time I ever addressed someone with clout that I have hooked up with is if it comes to public knowledge first or if the other person is making a joke with me

on something I'm not going to come on here and be like hi bffs here's the most famous person I've ever fucked like I it's just and I'm not dude you've seen the I've borderline homeless man like I'm not choosing who I'm getting with based on where it's based on where it's gonna get me in the world you know but um so yeah I saw that uh podcast with Bryce and to my knowledge at that point we were still good. And then I went on canceled and I just addressed it in like a very brief and like joking way. And Brooke kind of spearheaded that conversation as well. She was the one who was a little more upset as friends are when they protect their best friends. And then after that, Bryce tweeted, his fight was coming up and he was like, I really need

Tana to say team Bryce on God or something like that I don't know the exact verbiage he used but he said something like that and then I went on saving grace podcast and I was talking a little more about it because she I don't know how it came up but we just started talking about Bryce saying that and still to my knowledge we're good and then I'm looking at my tag photos on Instagram and I see that Bryce has unfollowed me. And I was like, okay, damn. Like I, I, I didn't, you know, I, again, I didn't think there was like a issue here or whatever. And then I see his podcast with all of you where he is saying, we were never friends.

We saying we aren't friends saying all of that and you know i'm not true is that like i can see a lot of relationships in la being the way he described in which you're like not calling to like hang out but if you see somebody out you you make a video but it's like i understand i have friendships like that where you know in the daytime we're scheduling to do work and content together and stuff like that and again everyone has their own opinion if bryce sincerely feels like we were never friends then like that's how he feels i definitely don't feel like that at all and it really honest to god hurt my feelings a lot to watch that clip and i think it takes a lot to hurt my feelings

like i was like damn like josh and brie played in pickleball influencer tournament i don't know if you know josh this this these pictures you guys took caused waves at barstool oh really yes because youtube is this why i wasn't invited to the barstool awards what's that is this why I wasn't invited to the Barstool Awards? What's that? Is this why I wasn't invited to the Barstool Awards? No, this was after the fact. Oh, okay. I mean, I was mad at Brie. Nice going, Brie. Yeah.

Well, we had to wear those outfits. Everyone did. That's true. I will defend Brie. We had to wear those outfits. Everyone did. Like, we got there. I didn't wear Celsius shit there, and they were like, you guys got to change into these.

those outfits everyone like we got there i didn't wear celsius shit there and they were like you guys got to change into these i i if celsius told me to do that i'd be tempted to piss on them really brie brie you did you did do a nice can hold too you you were spokes spokeswoman i fucking drink two three baby celsius is a day i'm I'm fucking, let's go Celsius. Let's do this. My job is to make sure we get paid for that. Well, that was another thing where it's like, I thought I couldn't get paid. I felt like I got fucked.

I'm like, oh, they fuck Bree, then I got fucked. They fucked us all. They're laughing. The Celsius people are in the background. Can you believe she stuck it out, labels out for free? What a kiddie. I don't know, man. I think you just wait.

Maybe Celsius will come in and be like, yo, here's the check. Zach Bryan releases new album. This is the pre-portion of the show. We knew that. I woke up to it. And I did listen to it it i'd never listened that closely beautiful uh brie laugh clip your laugh is in a song a song no is it people think the fifth it is why can't you say yeah why can't you say if your laughs i mean no

wait what is your laugh in this song It is. Why can't you say? Yeah, why can't you say if you're laughing at a song? I mean, no. Wait, what? Is your laugh in this song? No. Clearly, I mean. Clearly in the song. Super in the field, so people just think that is just a voice memo in the field, so people just think that Brie was with him in the field.

Oh, definitely is Brie. Definitely is Brie. Definitely Brie. I can't confirm or deny based on that clip. It's so Brie. Her reaction is clearly is her. Yeah. I mean, yeah, exactly with that reaction.

The field and everything. Come on, Brie. Don't even try to play these games. He recorded it on his phone, exactly with that reaction. The field and everything. Come on, Bree. Don't even try to play these games. He recorded it on his phone, and I was there. Yeah, and y'all were just in the field together. Yeah, that doesn't mean the song is about me. No. The Mercury Lounge?

Is that the same song? Friday afternoon at Mercury Lounge? Weird. You guys were together at Mercury Lounge. Friday afternoon at the Mercury Lounge. They were together on it. Oh, you've been at the Mercury Lounge. That's crazy. It's all adding up.

Never needs much and sure knows how to dance. All the money in the world couldn't make her smile. That's about you, so I don't have to pay your ass. She prefers things that are worthwhile, like small towns at Old Style and smaller acts. This is about you? No.

Just a song. So the thing is, that lyric was added. He had released part of this song before. Before he had even met Brie. That Mercury Lounge thing was added afterwards. After they went to the Mercury Lounge? Hell yeah, after they went to the Mercury Lounge. He did a recording on TikTok about this.

That lyric was not in there. They went to the Mercury Lounge together. It's there. Now it's in the song. That verse about Brie. That verse about Brie. It's the whole song. And she's laughing in it.

That's it. I was just there when he recorded it so i was he recorded it on his phone right dude it'd be so let me let me a hypothetical just sitting here and josh you can chime in if she doesn't want to okay you're an a plus a list artist selling out stadiums right if you record a track and you're like oh it didn't come out exactly how i like it i.e there's a random person laughing in the background could you not re-record the clip if you didn't want said person laughing in the background oh uh if i was an a-list artist i would have only put that in there if I wanted to have put that in there.

I agree. I've never been an A-list artist. I've never been an A-list artist either. You know, I have had my fair share of viral songs, as in one of them. And everything I put in that was quite deliberate. Quite deliberate. Yes. And I feel like I, again, I've been in the booth once or twice.

Yes, and I feel like I, again, I've been in the booth once or twice, but I've seen plenty of movies where I watch musicians making the music, and they are so particular with every sound, lyric. You'd think an A-list stadium-selling country artist, if they didn't want to catch someone laughing in the background, they would just be like, oh, we got to do it again. Oh, re-record, re-record. Yeah, because it's an art for them, right? Like they are meticulous about every little thing in their music. That's why they are the best. That's why they are the best, for sure.

So I think Breach, whatosh and i both agree here is zach bryant intentionally put your laugh into the song attention at the lounge which i guess you two were at the song is it's not about me i was just there when he recorded it before he met brie he lyrics were added that maybe are about brie and he definitely wanted to keep Brie's laugh in the song. Those are all facts. Yeah, that whole verse is for sure about you. That's cool. Imagine being like that person your jobs like to shield. Blowjob shielder.

That's tough. You're a head shielder? What a job, man. That's the title. Wow. That's crazy. Did I hear Austin just chime in? I think he had a little comment.

What, he's part of the show now? Hey what was your comment what'd you say no i said nothing that was i think you're hearing something no i think no he did a replay we would definitely hear i guess we'll see in the edit yeah exactly we won't see in the edit but i am almost positive he just cracked a joke like he was part of the show i think he did yeah yeah yeah he's getting comfortable there's all of us here at the office with him you know what i like he was part of the show. I think he did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's getting comfortable. There's all of us here at the office with him. You know what I mean? He was like, oh, I could probably throw something in. I'm pretty sure this works.

Like, if we have a question, we're like, hey, Austin, what do you think? Not just. He doesn't have free reign, eh? No, he's not.'s not behind he's he's like on the other side of the camera yeah he's working the camera he's not behind it usually those people don't speak a bunch that was crazy i thought i was dreaming what the fuck cracked a joke yeah so when we have uh special guests on we try to put little games that relate to you. This should be an interesting one.

Bree, you generally are the game leader. Yeah, it's a word association game, so we're just going to put influencers up, and then you say the first thing that comes to your head. Cool. I'm scared. This one's easy. You don't even have to think.

Yeah, just first thing that comes out. Okay. Are you mimicking Dixie's seizures? Is that what you're doing? No, no, no. Fuck no. Fuck no. That's terrible.

Fuck no. Fuck no. That's so messed up, man. I was trying to think. Fuck you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's okay. I can make that joke.

Me and Dixie both had a seizure in the same week. So we're like seizure buddies. Oh, yeah. Seizure buddies. No, no, no no no no no no it's okay i can make that joke we both had a seizure in the same week so we like actually seizure buddies oh yeah no no no no you had a seizure yeah it was crazy damn they're saying i think of i don't i'm not thinking you have to think of something uh quicker than this landon postmates postmates what where's a lot of food when dixie postmates Landon. Postmates. Postmates. What? Where's a lot of food? When Dixie postmates, she postmates like stuff for the whole house.

Okay. Okay. So you're the postmates plug. Postmates plug. The more you know. Saint. Taylor. What?

He said Taylor. No, I'm cool with Saint. We shouldn't. We shouldn't. We shouldn we shouldn't no we won't go down that path yeah yeah yeah rebel rebel rebel handsome I don't think so I said handsome you said handsome oh handsome you said handsome

yeah I was gonna say now we're just sitting in silence after we landed and called Noah handsome over here kind of awkward genius the dancing video

mom you just got Chris oh yeah you just got Chris those were so funny dude I love those Dixie is she dating him?

is she? yeah they're dating? publicly? I don't know if they're dating I thought it was like speculating I met him through Dixie I met him through Dixie that's why I in the house together and stuff like that. Oh. I met him through Dixie.

That's why I said Dixie. In Mall Talk last year. He was dating a girl who just got engaged to the Celtics player, Peyton Pritchard. He was dating her while she was engaged to a Celtics player? No. He was dating that girl. Then they broke up. Is he in the NHL?

Yeah. He was the number one pick in the draft, Trevor. Oh, let's go. Let's go, Dixie. Yeah, he's good. Dixie up he is good he is good um i feel like i have so many people that are friends with this guy that's like a friend of a like my friend is a friend of you know what i mean like there's so many people just small world yeah he's a nice guy yeah good for Dixie. Shut up, Brendan. Just, uh-uh. Sex to die for. Yeah, I was going to say Popsar.

That song? Oh, it's a song. It's a song. Great picture. Okay. Yeah, she looks like a super cool girl. She looks like, yeah, a queen. I was thrown off for a second when Landon said,

Sex to die for? I was like, what? I was like, what, dude? Really? You're going to say that? What are we really spilling on this BF5 spot? This is crazy. You know what they'll do?

They'll try to fucking edit that clip, this team of ours, to make it seem like. Oh, this team of barstools is going to post this clip. Picture Charlie lying. It's going to be like, fuck Edison Wright. Don't fuck with me. No, they're going to edit it, dude. They're going to edit it. We failed at that.

We're trying to prevent that now. All our clips are five minutes long with full context. No, it's going to happen. It's crazy. That's crazy. It's going to be good for the Hulu show. It won't happen. It's going to be good for the Hulu show.

Pass. Crickets? What did he say? Pass. He said pass. That's a word? I used to want Huddy on the show so bad. I'm forgetting, like even going through the land and stuff,

my brain doesn't work. Like we haven't talked about him much lately. No. At all. I don't know where he went. This was the last real like drama that he was in. Yeah. Oh.

Courtney. Courtney yeah that makes sense stepmom yes valid valid Tana is there any relationship that I don't know about between Landon and Tana? No, it's just been cool.

I don't know. Canceled. Honestly, like partying. I've always seen her out like when I'm out partying. Sister. He's reaching deep for these words I love it I mean I don't know what else honestly anybody's sister

or your brother I'm pretty sure that would be what you think if you put my mom I'm going to be like that's my mom like I mean whatever my friend got attacked by a dog last week. Just a good old dog. No. Dave assumes her only friend is O'Malley.

Dave thinks the only friend you have is O'Malley. I mean, that's pretty fair assumption. She is my best friend. I don't know any of her other friends. I got the whole origin story at the planet. But what's so funny? That's just so funny that she goes like, yeah, one of my friends got attacked by a dog. Oh, O'Malley's dead? That's the only friend that could be that.

Why wouldn't she have just said O'Malley? You know O'Malley. I know O'Malley. We all know O'Malley. We would have known if Grace got attacked by a dog. I was adding context for the listeners if it was O'Malley. No, she's safe and sound. She didn't get attacked.

I'm crying. That's so funny to me. He's coming from Mark D'Amelio's ass. He is. What? Mark D'Amelio is doing college parties. And I think he's going to be at LSU this weekend. Yeah, he's DJing.

That's his gig right now. He's DJing at Fred's, I think. For us? I don't know. No, separate. I know he's going to Fred's to's i think yeah for us i don't know no but he is i know he's going that's where our party is is it this weekend yes is he going this weekend i don't know if it's this weekend but somebody told me to come yeah yeah when dixie came on our show she was like he's just a fucking dj now throws parties what we were shocked I couldn't believe it. Crazy. Like, the whole family? No, just him. Just Mark D'Amelio.

By himself? Yeah. This seems like that could be worse than dancing with the stars. Well, he probably said, you do this, then I'm going to do this. Touche. That is like a wild midlife crisis. And I've been accused of midlife crisis. He's DJing at college parties parties you guys aren't serious even we've tapped out on college yeah there's gotta be there's gotta

be seriously i don't know if it's at college parties but he was like at like seriously he's like i'm i'm like fucking zed now like yeah let's i haven't seen it but she told us about it he was at uconn djing at the at the basketball game or something like that what yeah yeah i'll be at uconn for the first time in over 30 years djing so he's done it before so jc will be there that's a little for that one that is the weirdest thing ever. All vinyl, no computer. That's crazy. I'm not kidding.

How long have we been doing the show? Two years? Two or three. Two years. This may be the most stunning thing I've ever heard. I don't know why I'm so taken aback by that. It is wild. It's pretty fucking insane.

All vinyl, no computer. That's blowing my mind. So he's really kicking it yeah like all yeah two i mean there's no edc on that i mean edm i mean fucking do you man wow mark i wonder if he's gonna do a tour if there's just a couple things you know not now guess what you have to go see it no anything is on the table with that family. Like whatever comes next will not surprise me. Yeah. There's money in DJing. Maybe that's just like a little shtick. Why do they need money?

But not that. They don't. He's not going to get that much money from it. I feel like people, like if you go to a college thing, people are like, who are you? Yeah. I don't know if people, maybe people will just go for the bit to see. Because I totally want to see it. Yeah. I do too. I want to go for the bit to see. I totally want to see it. Yeah, I could see it low-key working.

Yeah. I could see it working, guys. I bet you Mark D'Amelio could get like 20 bands of DJs. Well, look at Tiesto's like 60 and he's a DJ. Yeah, but he'd been doing it. That's his career. But he said he's getting back into it. Maybe he used to do it.

Well, it's the first time in 30 years. So, Manny, that was his dream. dream he's not gonna learn any of the new tricks that's i need to i need to see it we gotta i may see him this weekend yeah he just needed a video yeah he just needed his own thing guys he just needed his own thing yeah heidi had dancing with the stars dixie charlie they got their hulu show Mark was like What's left for me They sing and they dance Josh What's left for Big Papa That's crazy

I Okay They sing and dance too What was left for Big Papa Huh What was left for him DJing is the only option Grab some vinyls

And Do do do do do Fix that shit Mark D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d Mark. DJ D'Amelio. Is that his DJ name? DJ D'Amelio? It's gotta be. Or DJ Mark. I don't know, but it sounds great. DJ D'Amelio sounds better than DJ Mark. I'm with it.

I'm gonna go to a show. I'm stunned. BFF's AI yearbook. I came up with scenarios for all of mine. Like who they were as a person. I don't even know what that means. Yeah, that's okay. I'll send you the link.

Oh, did you make the video? Yeah, I did. There's categories, so I guess you can say who you guys think has the best out of all of them. Sick, sick, sick. These are just general class pictures. I look at Cross-Eyed Jay. It's just so old.

Why do I look like that? I think Brie has the best one there. I look like an old lady too, though. My face isn't even proper, dude. It looks... Okay, wait a sec. Why does it... Busted.

It kind of looks... Busted. Is it... My eyes are too... You're cross-eyed. Yeah, you look like a dork. I kind of look like... I look like the teacher.

You kind of look like a pedophile. Me? Oh, I was going to say a cool history teacher. Thank you, Allie. Not a pedophile. Yeah, I look like a... A gay pedophile. No, a professor at like Ivy League school.

Sure. Next. Or a pedophile, he says. That's the pedophile. What is happening with me? Oh my God, Dave. What the fuck? What the fuck? the fuck oh wow why why does breeze ai should always just turn sexual yeah that's what they do for the women you guys turn freaky what

the fuck she looks like she's gonna give josh i feel like i look like somebody i can't that's what i was just yeah from a movie? Yeah. Not Jeffrey Dahmer. No. The guy from, I don't know, A Mad Scientist a little bit. Like that one, I am not just saying it. I don't know if I saw that. I didn't even know that was me at all.

You kind of look like Andy Serkis a little bit. I don't know who that is. Josh just looks like a little baby. Yeah, I don't know. I don't even know who that is That's insane What the frick That's you if you stayed in school

Oh These are all pretty good I'm definitely like gay Yeah a little flamboyant on that one Yeah they're gaying you up Is that your belly showing? They're sexing you out Brie That's your belly showing dave

hey this little three-piece suit though you look like you're in like uh peaky blinders yeah no this is a good squad sick that's not preppy though josh is not really preppy he's like he's stuck in the old yeah he's like dead poet society you're you're in mean girls breeze yeah i look like um gretchen wieners gretchen wieners yeah yeah she would bully me this one just because it's only when i look yeah yeah josh is good yay oh josh who is that josh josh is definitely most likely to succeed there oh davis dave is so scary in that one i'm not most likely to succeed at in this photo kind of look like kfc in that yeah you got to do three looks like a halloween costume yeah why is my tie so why first of all it's a school girl halloween you'd be on the cover of those cheap yeah costumes you'd be buying them. Yeah, I like party scene. Dang.

Oh, this is your best one, Dave. You look good. This is a blast from the past. Clearly, they took a real photo. Yeah, you're just such a sports guy. This one really shows through. You take tennis so serious, Bri. Is that tennis a racquetball? It's a long tennis racquet.

I think it's actually racquetball, maybe. Yeah, I take racquetball seriously. Good eye, Brie. Good eye. Thank you. You kind of look like my dad in this photo. I like it. Who do you play for?

The Knicks? Josh. Is that me or Landon Barker? Oh, speaking of which. Oh, my God. Dave. I look like Landon Barker. I look like I'm going to kill myself.

Yeah, Josh pulls off the punk deco I don't know what they're doing to me Dave this is hilarious You don't like that one? I got it What do you mean? This one's rocking I mean the outfit's bad The hair no

Every photo of Dave Looks like he should be in a sitcom I look like caught in between worlds in all my photos you just try to figure out who you are you should be on a sitcom for every single one of these yeah exactly that's dressed why why do i have an egg-shaped head oh wow i think i'm gonna give you this one yeah i may get this one yeah they really thought you were gay huh i think you get it oh yeah it looks like you have a chicken necklace ai doing they're like yep something like that all right nice josh looks like he uses the wrong accent

oh dave man this is you circa 2015 stop Stop collaborating. Listen. You just ran a mile. He's healed over. You're looking real slim, Shady. Please stand up. Oh, my God, Dave. You look incredible, dude. He's looking at someone's ass. Josh and Bri are going to join Mark's Amelia.

I have a bad spray tan. I am borderline black. I look like I'm going to jump withosh is i think josh looks you kind of look like the guy from breaking bad you kind of look like a guy from breaking bad yeah i could yeah i could see that yeah teacher praise the one white backup dancer yeah i haven't watched breaking bad yet that's it can i tell you what i don't like aside from everything that the melio's taking like all my shit putting it on their show and then being like oh yeah charlie and dixie won't come on bffs well stop using my shit stop talking about me that's that's a valid

point that's my shirt so lots of clips of you in the show, too. Yeah, so fucking, you know what? You're banned. You don't have my approval to use any of my fucking shit, Domingos. Put them on ban. That's crazy. Josh and Dixie. Fans have noticed Josh and Dixie getting closer after Josh's 21st birthday. People believe they could be more than friends. Whoa.

Whoa. What do we got to say on that one? Are you guys becoming more than friends, liking each other's photos and stuff? He's playing up this narrative of them. Feel like she wouldn't do that to someone else. He knows I don't like him. First of all, they can cut the shit. They, Josh is playing up the angle.

Playing for views. Can we just look at like the hip, like how much of a hypocrite is that, right? Unbelievable. Yeah, unbelievable. You turned your life into a show. The DeMayos are full of shit, all right? They're full of shit.

They're full of shit, period. I feel like you have recently turned. You used to not say anything bad about the DeMayos. Until we got a preemptive message. I don't remember which one. We'll only go on your podcast, Plan Bree, and they won't go on BF's. Well, fuck them. Stop using our shit.

Stop talking about us. You're out of my world. I don't fucking give a fuck about the DeMayos. You know what? It's a two-way street, not a one-way street. Dixie came on Plan Bree. She said she never said she didn't want to do bffs that it was her team what are we doing here like you won't go on this one I don't give

a fuck about any of these people stay on the good side of the street don't get on the bad side of the street they're on the bad side of the street their team their team their team fuck that I don't listen to any of that fucking shit oh shit let's go dp wait you stay on my good side of the street get on my bad side of the street i'll give a fuck who you are you're on the bad side um yeah so i'm mad at the melons you in that shit like of oh we don't like judge like a hypocritical bullshit it's like you're using the segment on the show kim k uses speak now in her ig story i saw this kim k like i've never seen anybody try to suck up like she is to taylor swift you're dead to us you're dead to us stop playing her music stop having your kids listen to the music stop putting it or if you

want them to listen don't put your stories we all remember what you did with kanye when you edited the footage and tried to make taylor seem like a crazy liar and taylor went to hiding for basically a year because these scumbags so stop we don't want any part of you double bird we have a fuck mary kill but i don't know if they're not a ton of like people people so i don't think it'll be an issue okay it's not like okay cool let's play it oh come on guys i don't get i don't get this what do you know the other podcast i know of course i know tana she's a clown i don't know what two bears one cave is that's burt kreischer oh well he's gonna pick them those are like those are he's gonna marry burt yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna marry two bears for sure i got to burt and tom have been nothing short of

of great friends and very supportive with what i've been having going on. So I'm going to marry the two bears for sure. Good guys to have. No. They're both very funny. What am I missing on, did he just do canceled? He went on canceled. Got it, got it. Oh, and they were so much fun too.

Fuck. I mean, you're obviously would like to kill us if you're hesitating and you're on with us. Yeah, but I've had such a good time with you guys. Like, this has genuinely been fun for me. So it's changed. Before I came in here, maybe would have killed you guys, maybe. But now, fuck, I still got to kill y'all.

I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. They just canceled, never gave me shit about my looks ever. So just buy a hair they went on that one i've been doing barstool for two decades 20 years this is the most insulting thing that's ever said about me welcome to the success dog that someone picked we just got killed yeah no no no i promise i probably if you guys get revived I'll fuck everybody I promise maybe if Josh was here if Josh was here I would have fucked y'all 100%

I'm gonna have to like go to therapy yeah so this next one Patrick Mahone's family skims campaign I hated it so Kim Kardashian owner of skims Brittany Mahone's is now like one of she's in Taylor's crew and then you're standing up for a

big time yeah because you're flip-flopping yeah you are flip-flopping flip-flopping remember flopping on on her oh well i i tried to give her the benefit of the doubt and then she went and did this now a lot of people like dave clearly and josh you've done like fashion campaigns they're like clearly this was shot long before like they became friends correct yeah which is fine i agree with that but you gotta like either pull out or you don't leave comments underneath how great is people don't understand kim kardashian what she did was vile like i'm not you can be a mean person and do things and have like cat fights she went way

beyond she illegally recorded a conversation and released it and edited it on snapchat to make taylor look like a fool and i have inside intel that the swift i'm in the inner circle of the swift right i'm in you kind of worked your way in there right that they never will forgive kim kardashian ever she's like. Has Taylor ever spoken about it? Yeah, she did. Like, has she ever publicly forgiven Kim or anything? No. The quote she did when the actual phone call is here.

So, again, I think there was four years passed in between. I feel like I've told this story a hundred times in this show. Maybe. But it is that song, Bitch, I Made You Famous. Sleep, and there's some lyric like sleep with. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex. Correct.

Oh, I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex. Why? I made that bitch famous. Yeah, that's it. So there was controversy when it came out. Taylor was like, I never gave permission for it. Connelly's like, yes, you did. I called you and you gave me permission.

He said, she said. Kim Kardashian released clippets of a phone call they had on Snapchat. And it was all out of order. And it made it seem like Kanye and Kim were telling the truth. And everyone started going after Taylor. She went to hiding for like four years. Because all Kanye's fans came at her. Four years later, the actual phone call comes out, and it's exactly Taylor's version.

She's like, and here's what she said when it came out. Taylor's version. Instead of answering those who are asking how I feel about video footage that was leaked, proving that I was telling the truth the whole time about that call, you know the one that was illegally recorded that somebody edited and manipulated in order to frame me and put my family and fans through hell for four years this thing a rope swipe up and see what really matters the swipe up was like that's baller you think in real time okay okay she was pissed and they're still pissed yeah and how no there's no coming back from that yeah yeah being a dickhead so yeah you can't not be on

taylor's side for that and then one of your best friends does the taylor skims and jackson mahomes is underneath being like best campaign ever so yeah no no we don't we don't forgive we don't forget i wonder if taylor will be seen with her again because isn't taylor like very once you do something she's like fuck you but how is she going to avoid her true run off with Travis no he commented he's just in the mix too

yeah fair enough