BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - BFFS WILL PLUMMET WITHOUT DAVE PORTNOY- BFFs S2 EP1

Episode Date: January 9, 2025

WELCOME TO SEASON 2 OF BFFS WITH JOSH RICHARDS AND BRIANNA CHICKENFRY! On today's episode, Josh and Bri sit down to answer the most asked questions about themselves while hooked up to a lie detector. They both sit down to catch up, watch video voicemails submitted by you guys, and read through Brianna's reddit snark page. Oh and please make sure to comment down below how much this sucks without Dave!!! 00:00 New BFFs Intro 00:12 Lie Detector Test 19:40 BFFs Corner 55:00 Video Voicemails 1:08:50 Brianna's Reddit Snark Page 1:29:01 Outro Subscribe to the podcast now: https://barstool.link/3m4Q0Fq Check out the BFFs Social Media Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bffspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BFFsPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bffspod Follow Josh Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/joshrichards/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joshrichards?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/JoshRichards Follow Brianna Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/briannalapaglia/?hl=en TikTiok: https://www.tiktok.com/@briannachickenfry?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/bchickenfry?lang=en Check out Barstool Sports for more: http://www.barstoolsports.comYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

Hey, BFF listeners, you can find us every Wednesday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. Yo, what is up everyone? Welcome back to the BFF's podcast. Make sure you guys tap that bell, subscribe and like the video. Yes.

I guess I kind of took it all, didn't I? You did. Well, let's get into that. Let's go. All right, guys, we're here doing a lie detector test. Bree's gonna get hooked up first. I'm gonna get to ask the questions, which is gonna be great for me. I went to some of you guys, did're here doing a lie detector test. Bree's gonna get hooked up first. I'm gonna get to ask the questions, which is gonna be great for me.

I went to some of you guys, did a little Instagram post, then came up with some originals as well, and Hannah cooked up probably half of them. So. I'm scared. Yeah, on a scale of like one to 10, how nervous are you? My heart's beating already,

and I'm scared that I'm so nervous that it's all gonna come off that I'm lying. And do you think you're gonna lie? No, I'm gonna tell the full honest truth. Full honest truth? Full honest truth. Every single time I ask a question? Yeah.

All right. But I'm scared I don't know what your questions are. I guess we'll see. I guess we will see. Do you need to get hooked up or something first here? I do, yeah. All right. I'm sure you guys have seen John before.

He's the expert. He helps everybody. Should have wore John before. He's the expert. He knows everybody should have wore a bra Well, these questions are gonna be easy They're gonna be easy I feel like my questions are easy for you. No, they're not that kind of juicy Oh, I don't know. We'll see. All right I feel like I'm the drama one anyways. Yeah I listen pretty plain recently a good plane like. Like a plain bagel with cream cheese.

Oh, I'm like an outside ego cheddar. There's a lot going on. No, but I was just saying like there's good things that are plain is what I was trying to say. Like in a plain bagel is good. Yeah, no, you're right. I wish my life has been a plain bagel. Yeah.

It hasn't. All right, should we do it? Yeah. It's calibrated. Awesome. All right, we'll start off easy. Do you wish that you took the 12 million it? Yeah. It's calibrated. Awesome. All right. We'll start off easy. Do you wish that you took the $12 million? No.

That's true. True. Okay, okay. I mean, I woke up in this house this morning though, and it's a really beautiful mansion, and I rolled over, and I was like, oh, I kind of- It'd be sweet to be able to buy this place, huh? Yeah, but maybe one day.

Yeah, yeah. But then you'll earn it yourself You know exactly it's a little bit better. Did Dave pay you to not take the 12 million? No True I Feel like people keep thinking this is like a lie when we say I know they think that Dave's like Got these money bags, which he does but why would he pay 12 million for you not to take it? It just doesn't make any sense.

It's just crazy. Everyone thinks he pays for my apartment. He doesn't. I pay for my apartment. I mean, you can clear it. Does Dave pay for anything for you? No. Well, he pays my salary, which he's been paying for five years.

Yeah. Cool. All right. Okay. All right. I'm feeling loose. Yeah. Those are warm up questions. Okay. Alright. I'm feeling loose. Yeah? Those were warm up questions.

Okay. Those were like easy questions. I wanted to get like the easy ones out of the way to start it off so we're going to get a little bit more intense here. Will you ever bring back Plan Bree? Yes. True. Okay.

You said you were going to tell me the truth and you've been telling me the truth. I know. So I like that. I like that. What do you think you're going to you've been telling me the truth. I know. So I like that. I like that. What do you think you're gonna do with Plambory? I don't know. I definitely want to bring it back in some capacity like I said before. I don't know if I'll be on it or if other people will be on it or maybe you could be

a guest on it. I don't know. Maybe one day. We'll see. All right. All right. We'll stay on the topic of Dave here for a little bit. Have you ever hooked up with Dave?

No. True. I thought we were gonna get our first lie there. It just makes me laugh and it's so creepy. All right. I mean, do you want to hook up with Dave? Raw next question. I don't really know what to say to that. Well, it's just a trend and that would be funny now I'm really nervous. I don't want to hook up with Dave. Why? John, what the hell? John's just doing his job, Bree.

Boom, boom. Look at those. The only two lives. That's crazy. That is not true. I'm freaked out right now. It's like my dad. You're talking like a lot too.

It's almost like you're trying to. Well, I'm sweating. It's weird. Hmm okay she's getting hot. I hated that. I hated that. It doesn't seem like you would. Seems like you kind of enjoy it. All right we'll get to another one that's a little easier. Do you know if Zach's exes signed NDAs? Yes. Do you know which exes signed NDAs? I know two exes signed NDAs. Hmm. All right. This one could go really really poorly for you, I think. This is a tough one. Do you actually like Taylor Swift? Yes. Prue? You could have had you could have had an entire army of people instantly after you you right there for that. I did imagine you were lying about it the whole time

I know I just put it on a little ooh Let me you know finesse over some of these Swifty fans everyone thought things I'm using her for clout Which just doesn't even make sense. I just like her she saved my life. I had a tough time, right? Right, right? All right, when you and Zack were dating did you guys ever do couples counseling? No True, okay. Okay. I didn't know if you know, maybe you know got to that point at one point I thought wait couples couples rehab the counseling not rehab Like, you know you go and you get told how to be a better couple no, I asked but no no told how to be a better couple? No I asked but no. No? All right. Was everything you said about Zach on the podcast true? Yes. Prove? I didn't even say half of it. You're crushing through this

right now. Do you, oh this one's kind of nervous for me this one gets a little nervous for me all right do you think me and Gabby are in game? yes. Her breathing dead stopped major fail. You guys are just so young I don't know I don't have much hope in love anymore. And I think that's on me I think that is on that's on me could be in a like I Know I know I but I want you guys to be endgame. We are a game. There's no I think you are I don't even need oh, I hated that Gabby. I love you. Oh my god I hate that even more just like oh my god. I don't know. I hated that no believer in love

Yeah, that's what it is though I'm just I'm a hater on love right now. No kidding love is bad Well, I was really hoping you were gonna be like on my team for that. I am I want it's not very BFF of you I want you to be endgame. I love Gabby. I just true. Okay. Okay. All right. All right, that makes me feel better Do you want me and Gabby to be in game? Yes. True. Alright.

Alright. I just have to be realistic. So you're just like pessimistic is your issue here. Alright, fine, that second question kind of saved you a little bit. Do you miss Zach? No. True. I didn't know it was like a lie.

I don't know. Yeah. Maybe, you know, sometimes at night it's really late. Maybe you've had a few drinks. Who knows? I miss nothing about him. Is, okay, okay. We've got a little future question here.

Is hot Vermont guy a potential boyfriend? Yes. True. Like, is there potential for him to be a boyfriend? Yeah, for you, not just a boyfriend for like a human being. Yeah, for the future. Clearly for you, yes. Yeah, he's not a boyfriend right now, but like there's potential. True.

All right. Oh, I've been so curious about this one, so I was so happy when I saw someone reply to my story and say this. Who was the DM from the famous person that slid in while you were dating Zach? True. Did you DM back while you were with Zach? No.

True. Okay. All right. I thought there was no way that one was going to be a true. No. True. Okay, alright. I thought there was no way that one was gonna be a true. I thought that was a lie 100%. Alright, we got a couple more and then we're gonna get some even more intense ones here. Or I feel like they're a little bit more intense relevant, I guess. It's kind of intense.

No, this one will be easy. Have you thought about leaving Barstool? Yes. True. But I feel like I've said that. I know, if you got nothing to hide about it then it doesn't even seem like that big of a deal. You're just saying yes. Do you feel like your personal life was used for views?

Yes. No doubt. True. It's the name of the game I feel like. Yeah. I mean, yeah I would say I have like Sympathy towards you like I understand what it's like But I think it's also just what we signed up for there's not a lot you can complain about when you

Say like oh, we're gonna go do a podcast and talk about this, right? You know what I mean? Yeah, so it's it stinks for the like two or three months when it's going on six months Even it's so tough But I feel like I came out of it really not caring anymore what anyone says about me. I feel like I was able to come out of it stronger. So I hope the same for you. I hope when all of it comes to an end or there's social media, you feel like you've been able to breathe for a bit after this all. I hope you realize, oh, you know what? This actually just gave me thicker skin. What

doesn't kill you makes you stronger. That's true. Do you wish you handled the falling out with Grace differently? Privately, no. Publicly, yes. I wish it was never public. True. So the one thing you would say like if you could change it would just be none of it would have been talked about online? Yeah, I never wanted it to be online.

True. I felt like it to be online. True. I felt like that was true, too. I feel like every time I saw like even the podcast, the reason we talked about it or you had to talk about on the podcast was essentially Dave saying, either I'll leave right now and we're going to end BFFs early, like I'm going to depart from it early or you have to talk about this great situation. I do kind of feel like I was forced to talk about it. 100%. Again, one of the things I feel like we kind of signed up with with this podcast, but yeah, there wasn't much of a choice left in your hands there. Do you think you and Grace will ever be friends again?

I don't know. I hope. True. All right, and then for the last one, do you miss Grace? Of course. She was like my sister. True. Lie.

Roger. Dang. So, I mean, those are all my questions. Okay. I think that was good. I think I did good besides I'm a horny bastard. I guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think my hormones are just all over the place and those are all my questions. Okay, I think that was good. I think I did good besides I'm a horny bastard, I guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think my hormones are just all over the place

and those questions freak me out. So I got a little nervous. I don't see any spikes. See, now I'm chill. All right, I guess let's hook me up and see what you have for me. Yeah, let's hook you up. All right.

Ooh, Josh's time. Josh, are you nervous? A little bit. I've been here before though. You know, I'm kind of a bet at this. Yeah, my heart's definitely beating a little bit. Are you promised you're gonna tell the truth? Yeah, I'll tell the truth.

Whole truth, nothing but the truth. Okay. Calibrated. Okay, are you ready? Yep. Okay. Have you ever cheated on Gabby? No.

True. Okay, I expected that. Yeah, that's an easy one. I expected that. Have you ever kissed Noah Beck? No. Lying? What the heck? What the heck, Noah Beck? Maybe I have then. I don't know. Now I'm thinking maybe I did lie. Okay, next question. I don't remember it. But you know, I feel like there were some times in sway where maybe a kiss was exchanged. I don't know. I don't know. But I'm gonna stop talking now. Do you believe in abortion?

I believe in woman's body, woman's choice. I like that. True. Nice. Nice. Do you actually like Bryce Hall? Yes. True. Nice. Nice. What's up? Do you actually like Bryce Hall? Yes.

True. What's up, Bryce? How you doing? If you're watching this. Are you embarrassed of your digital footprint? Oh yes. Yes. True.

Yeah. Yeah. No, Gabby actually sent me a video yesterday. It was a TikTok with me and Sam Hurley in it. We were just acting a little maybe flamboyant you could say. But my sister and her were just laughing at the video over and over again and just sending me screenshots and like kind of just zooming in the screenshot on my face more and more.

So I would say I'm embarrassed. What is like the era from where you stop being embarrassed of your content? Well, maybe never. Yeah, it's all kind of cringey to watch back, right? It's always cringey to watch back yourself, I think. But even though I guess I'm embarrassed, I would say I don't really mind that it's there. Because like.

It's not as embarrassing as you spitting at the camera and like. Well. Stuff like that. It's more like I had to get here somehow. That's true. You know what I mean? That's true.

So that's true. That's just, I'm just embarrassed by a little kid trying to achieve his dreams. That's not embarrassing at all. No, that's good. Just a kid out there striving for the best. Thriving, thriving now. All right. Do you think Jaden is a good musical artist?

Yes. Yeah. Not good. That's really not good. What? That's really not good. I can even hear you lying in your voice. Yeah, I felt like my inflection went up a lot, didn't it? I don't know if... next question.

I don't even know where to go with that. Are you secretly Team Kendrick? No. True. Okay, I would've got you in a lot of trouble. Gosh, yeah, that would've been good for the, for the six. Do you think 9-11 was an inside job? Whoa.

No. True. Okay. I don't know, I was watching a video on TikTok the other day and it was maybe conv... I would have to do so much research and I'm not one to be that into conspiracy theories, so yeah. Tim Dillon convinced me it was an inside job, so that's where I get my news. Yup, yup. Reliable news source.

Do you think I should have taken the 12 million? No. Why? Jay. I don't think you should have taken the 12 million. I think what you did was so much cooler than taking the 12 million personally. I think it was a baller move. True.

Okay. Fair. Saved you. Save me, save me, save me, save me. Okay, if Jennifer Aniston, you have to tell the truth on this. Okay. If Jennifer Aniston walked in right now and said she wanted to make out and nobody would ever find out, would you?

No. True. Wow, that's crazy. I feel like every boy would say yes to that. No, not me. I'm a different kind of boy. They call me a man. This kind of boy I am.

Did you ever get a boner when everyone was shirtless in the Sway House? No. Why? Oh, come on. Wait, wait, wait. Who is everyone that's shirtless? Like are other people shirtless?

To know that's shirtless, you got a boner. Guys, what are we spinning here? What image are we trying to paint right now? Oh, that was an immediate lie too. It went way down. John, just lie for me, John. Okay, would you actually consider us best friends? Yes. Crew?

Aw. What can I say? Have you ever regretted the career path you chose? Yes. True. I would say like regret is like kind of a strong word I guess, you there? I guess like I've had doubts, you know? Like there's been times where I'm like, is the grass green on the other side?

Right? You know, you look at kind of what you maybe could have had or what is a simpler life, cooler, you know, would I be happier? I think there's a lot of time would I go to like where would my mental health be yet? So yeah, I think I've thought about it but I really love the life that I have right now. It's pretty dope. I'm gonna say it's pretty dope. You got a hot girl. Pretty blessed. How much money is in your hot girl. Pretty thankful. Pretty blessed. How much money is in your checking account right now? I don't know if we can even tell if this is a lie or not, but I want to know.

My checking account? I don't even know how much money is in my checking account. How rich are you? I'm like a millionaire. So is there millions in your checking account? Yes. Okay. True.

I'm going to fucking kill myself. Alright, do you plan on marrying Gabby? Yes. Okay, that's good. True. I just, I knew that one was true. Also, I contacted your mom. Oh boy. And I asked if there were any questions she would want me to ask you while you're hooked up to a library. This is such a good idea and I should have done this to you. Oh, this is good. Okay, what did my mom have to say? Texting Patty she has two questions for you. All right. I'm sorry mom in advance. Okay first one When you got suspended in the 11th grade for vaping in the bathroom, you swore you weren't vaping were you actually vaping? Yes, I was True Are you actually vaping? Yes I was. True. Liar, liar, liar!

Yeah, I did lie. I did lie. Now, I wasn't vaping when we were caught. So you know what I mean? It was in somebody else's mouth. But you were vaping with them. You went to the bathroom to vape with them. Yeah, but not just to vape.

To kiss? To kiss. To kiss. Because I like to kiss shirtless dudes with a boner. No. No, it was also to drink. It was also to drink. To drink in the bathroom? Yeah. In school? Yeah.

I didn't even do that. Everyone thinks I'm the crazy alcohol guy. No, it was Tiger Woods. Nope, not the guy. Not the guy. It's not Tiger Woods Day. Terry Fox Day. I knew there was an animal in there. Terry Fox Day in Canada, there was this man who ran across the country, or almost did,

with cancer. He had one leg. And his thing was to raise money. It's like one of the most iconic Canadians ever. It's like Wayne Gretzky and Terry Fox. Okay, and so Terry Fox day. You don't really do any subjects You just you know go and run a race and that's what you do all day. It's like a free day So this was before Terry Fox who were drinking and smoking for a good cause It was like where's for a good cause was for cancer. Okay, we were drinking and smoking for to raise money for cancer

Yeah, so mommy can't be mad at that. No, okay last mommy question Was it really ice that caused you to crash her car into the garage? Yes. Why? I was going to see if I could get it. I think it was. What was it? I think it was a combination of things. I think it was between two things. I think it was wet. It was like freezing rain that day. But I really think I was just an idiot and I messed up the brakes and the gas pedal. I was like freshly new to driving. I was 16 and I had my sister and her friend in the back and I'm pulling up into the house.

I remember I think I went to hit the brakes and it just didn't really feel like the car slowed down at all. So I was like, oh my gosh, I hit the gas, I guess. So I switched back over to the other pedal and hit it again and just went right into the garage. Oh my God. Okay, well, your mom got the truth out of you. Yeah, that's the full story.

I'm an honest guy. Yeah. What can I say? I think we got a lot out of this. We learned that you like to kiss boys. Yeah, may need to go to like conversion camp before I marry Gabby, I guess. Well, signing off. Let's get back to the pod. Let's go back to the pod. Safe place over there. Okay, we're getting into BFFs corner. BFFs. BFFs. Jay, what the fuck's up? Oh, nothing much.

Bri, how are you feeling? Good. I miss you. I miss you too. We haven't like been friends in the past year. I haven't been friends with anyone. Yeah. no, no, no. You kind of just isolated yourself. I did. I fell off a little bit. Yeah, but it's okay. We're gonna fall on this year. I wanna fall right on this year. I wanna fall right on.

Yeah, we're gonna get back on. We're gonna get back on. We're gonna be more connected. Yeah, we're back in person. Yeah, back in person all the time, which is gonna be great. I know, because we get to hang out all the time, and then Josh gets to come to New York with Gabby,

also gets to come to New York, so I have another girlfriend in New York, and then I get to come to LA know cuz we get to hang out all the time and then Josh gets to come to New York with Gabby also gets to Come to New York. So I have another girlfriend in New York I get to come to LA and we get to stay in cool houses and then they'll be more like inside jokes You know, I know and more stories So many more that's what we were lacking because we used to when we would hang out all the time have so many stories to Tell him BFFs. Yeah. Yeah, it did it did start to lack and I think Dave didn't come out with us so he couldn't be you know a part of the stories and to lack and i think they've been come out with us so he could be you know a part of the stories and

and we're gonna miss dave don't get me wrong but the guy like to usher us through conversations pretty quickly that's a week actually let's talk about that a little where there's so many times of the effects where wanted to say more there was a topic that i wanted to talk about it and they would just next next topic next topic any or he just wouldn't answer us like i don't know what be making jokes and he just

No, okay I had felt so uncomfortable because there were so many times where I would elaborate on like a topic for a long time Like I'd go on a rant about it. He would look at me next topic. I'm like dude You gotta give me something even just like a mm-hmm would be fun like something but no he didn't like to do that He liked to just move it along pretty quickly. Um, so yappers Yeah, he's so we'll get to rent which I feel like makes a good podcast, right? I agree like I want to hear the back and forth a little bit more. So that'll that'll be us now It'll be a little back and forth. It'll be all this we're doing It's a whole different show, which is fun complete different show new year new us new BFFs new BFFs to BFFs

Yeah, just us just us should we get into BFFs topics? I feel like we have some stuff on the sheet But we were talking about this before cuz we're going to tart while I'm going to the tart trip You're going to the tart. I'm going to the tart trip. But so is Gabby. Yeah, and I texted Gabby and I'm like, oh my gosh I'm so excited. Like are you bringing Josh? No, yeah Well, you got her in a little bit of trouble because you texted me and you were like, oh Gabby's going to the tar trip, is she bringing you?

Yeah. And I was like, huh, I didn't get an invite to this so I don't know about it. And then I texted Gabby and she had invited Grace. Grace is Blake's roommate who I live with, Grace Coffee. So she had invited her. Gabby had assumed that these tar trips were a very like female thing. And it was their assumption. Makeup company only females

are going out. So she was kind of like, why, why would Josh come to this and what hang out in the villa all day long? I'm not going. I'm bringing a boy. That's why I was like, why, why aren't you bringing a boy? And people always bring their boyfriends? I see that's what I said to Gavin She was like you don't know anything about these tar trips and I was like I do I've reported on the drama of these tar trips many times But it's whatever I trust Gabby. I have no issues and she wrote up a little she she realized she was in the wrong But yeah, she's not in the wrong like I'm excited She's not in the right either. I'm very happy. She's bringing grace. No, I'm happy

She's bringing grace. I'm glad Gabby's gonna go get her like girl time in I think it's great but She did have to write up like a little a little She knew she was wrong and she texted me a little like hey This is what I'm gonna do when I get back to make it up for you So what is she gonna do? Well, it gets a little sex stuff. Yeah. do well it gets a little sex stuff yeah yeah it gets a little freaky did you actually get mad at her no no it was like jokingly okay you know what I mean um I I think in this past like I would say like in the

last like four to six months of me and Gabby's relationship I think there's just been such a large amount of trust That's grown with both of us. This is good in each other that There's just none of that like high school Oh, you're going to a club with anything like yeah, you know what I mean like if I'm at home, and I'm in Toronto and Gabby is in Brazil We're not gonna sit at home for New Year's even do nothing you know what I mean like we're both gonna go out and we're gonna be able to go out and

fully behave ourselves never gonna have anything embarrassing for each other coming out it's awesome you will cuz you were but you were saying on the one in the beginning of the pod when we did lie detector tests you were like we have a lot of drama like as in me and Gaby yeah yeah yeah in the sense of like she's protective yeah and you know like we have like the drama I would call that isn't drama that's detrimental to our relationship it's like the fun little things that you know we keep each other on our toes or like bantering with each other right like we definitely are not a chill couple

We're not like we're not people that are just like you're like we're a go all the time. You're shy energy Yeah, we are shallot. You're the shallot eist But I enjoy they always are they're always like going back and forth each other but not in like a not in a crazy way It's just like they're always I'm like guys guys I know and I don't know how to describe it to people because like I don't want to say we argue because that sounds like It has a bigger. Yeah, but it's that sounds negative to me. It's not it's playful It's always play if you're around it you get it pretty quick Yeah, like I don't look at Josh and gabby be like, oh my god

They fight so much that I just like look at them Like they're always just like going at it Even if it's in like a funny way or like you like someone's kind of mad and they're pretending they're not and it's like it's cutesy. Yeah and I think I think for me at least like the the mentality about so many things has changed once I just realized like this is like who I want end game right like Gabby's who I want for the rest of my life so I think there was just such a I remember saying that when I was how 22 22 I'm almost 23 I remember saying that when I was how 22 22. I'm almost 23 I'm getting that when I was 23. I remember saying that when I was 24. I remember saying that when I was 18 I've been saying that yeah. Yeah. See I haven't been saying that so maybe that's the difference

So that is the difference, you know, I didn't say that all the time But no, yeah I just think I just thought like both of us like once once you have that realization or at least I can speak For myself of like oh, this is my endgame There's so many little things that I think like in a relationship when relationships start you get mad at or people like go back But it's like I've already signed up with this person the rest of my life. So there's like little things just don't matter They're fresh. No, I agree easier. You guys are a really good couple I do hope you're in game you it's just so crazy because everyone's so young but I guess your your life kind of

Like shot up when you were so young anyways, you're kind of older in a sense where you like you moved to LA when you were 16 Yeah, yeah 17. But yeah, I feel like it did like I feel like I got to experience a lot of things at a younger age And most people would yeah so that allows me now to kind of or that I think creates a desire within me to have Things in my life be set up like most people would when maybe they're a little bit older. Yeah. Yeah, so and you're rich Yeah It's really tough being you know in such a minority group right like white heterosexual

Multi-millionaire, I think it's like I think there's only like less than 1% of us. That's crazy Yeah, so it's it's definitely you know I I will just say I relate with all the minority groups out there You know what I mean? We just got to keep pushing through every day Yeah, you wake up, and you just go like ah come on Josh get out there get out there keep going and you'll make it Yeah, it's a struggle. It is You're just like sitting around all day smoking weed and struggling. Yeah. Yeah, I mean When you've got it all figured out it gets pretty boring right mm-hmm. Yeah, but you're doing dry January I am doing dry January. I'm so fucking mad about it. I'm not I'm drinking I know you're drinking beside me. You're not even trying to be a good friend. You're almost just feeding my vice

Um I'm so mad that you're not drinking with me at the Golden Globes because we did go we did friggin the Golden Globes last year and it was dry January and I was like what the fuck I I just feel like I need it no I'm very happy for you I'm glad that you're it's not even the drink like the drinking I could I could do drinking all your round and not really be that worried about myself I'm not somebody that is a drinker I'm not like oh I a drinker. I'm not like, Oh, I'm done work. It's five o'clock. Let me crack a beer. Like that's not really me, but I am somebody that's going to be like, Ooh, maybe in between work at 2pm today, I can go outside and smoke a little bong and no one really noticed I'm high. That doesn't work so well for

me. That doesn't work. So then I'm not motivated. I'm just sluggish. I've been in that I've been in a little bit of a Like I don't know stuck. I guess like with the weed thing like I realized that the last month what made you realize it? um, I Think it was just when Gabby was gone. Yeah, there wasn't someone beside me to like keep me busy Yeah, I'd realized like all I was doing was either golfing or smoking weed and That sounds pretty awesome, which it was but the the weed part I had realized like oh when Gabby's not around I won't smoke cuz Gabby doesn't enjoy me to be high all the time Yeah, she wants to interact with me. Um, so you get so high where you're just like this and you're just like that girl in the drug commercial

Sometimes yeah. Oh wow. That's me. I'll just be like So you get so high where you're just like this and you're just like that girl in the drug commercial sometimes yeah Oh, wow, that's me. I'll just be like high. Yeah, and I'll just I want to get ripped I want to watch anime and I just want to escape into a different and you've been like this for I go by your houses You've been like this for like two houses ago. You've always been kind of a smoker. Yeah, so it's been too long and There's only been one or two times I think in the last five years that I've stopped smoking for a little bit. One was 30 days, and then one was maybe three months.

So it's been too consistent, it's been going for too long. I think I need to find out who I am without it. I like that. I'm proud of you for that. I think that really was. I was doing too much escapism with it. I was trying to escape a reality I was in, or I escapism with it. Like I was trying to escape a reality I was in or I was trying to escape work. I was trying to escape a problem and it's just not it's not right

So that's why anyone's listening and needs to do it. You can do it with me. I'll be tracking it I'll be making sure I'm staying honest and everything Yeah, if anyone wants to get hammered with me in January they can But that means that you could probably get hammered with me at the Golden Globes cuz that's not your problem Yeah, but like weed is your problem like that you should just do like what dry you should just do no smoke January no jay January no jay January that's a good that's a that's a really good name drink on January drink with Bree January no jay January yeah I

mean I'm no pressure because that's what you want to do But it seems like you just said that weed is your problem. It's not drinking. That's that's the thing I need yeah, that's why like last year. I was getting wasted wasted wasted We did dry January and I was like I'd need a little bit of a break and it felt great So you'll feel good after your little smoke break. What do you think you're gonna you think you're gonna give up anything this year? Change anything. I feel like New Year's, you know, it's the time for resolutions like do you got any? resolution This year change anything. I feel like New Year's, you know, it's the time for resolutions. Like do you got any? Resolution have sex with more strangers. I Josh I had my

First one night stand this year, I know you don't believe Hook up with you date. I know exactly. They're a stranger at one point No, no, no I I literally like I will date people and those are the people that I hook up with like we'll go out Whatever look up with him until you start dating like yeah, so it's like we're gonna be boyfriend girlfriend Like I know it's gonna happen Like manifesting fucking like yeah, you're fucking them. I want that being like and you'll be my boyfriend I want to have more casual sex. I've never had that

Yeah, for real but Or doesn't anymore but I like I want just doesn't have a very long lasting spell No, it does because well not with this one not with the last one, but with other ones. He fought through that shit Yeah, okay. Don't really okay, whatever, but I want to have more casual sex. I've never done that. Mm-hmm Yeah, but it's scary I'm not good at that and I know people are gonna be like she wants to be a whore Maybe I everyone should have a whore face in there, but I don't know if that's my new year I don't know if that's my new year's that's a crazy New Year's resolution, right?

Cuz that is where this conversation started. But why can guys do it in girls can't ah, like why is it? Oh, it's so cool and cool when guys do it Why can't I go hook up with all the famous people that want to get me in trouble here with this this question? But it's serious. It's like why can't I do it? I mean I think that's just the That's just how people look at it right because the guy has if a guy is hooking up with a lot of girls Typically, it's a status thing. He has something to offer or it's really really good-looking right because women typically control the sex I think is yeah, right would you agree with that? Yeah, that's like women control the sex

So like a guy if he walks down the street and it's like hey who wants to fuck like it's not really gonna go so well for right locked up, but a girl could go down the street and do that and Be pretty easy for it right like it's not like it doesn't really matter if she's super attractive or not yeah like guys are guys are horny animals I know it's gross it is well that's my problem I'm like I want to be a whore and then I'm like you know this is I can't do it I'm not able to do it there's no I think it's just about like you know there's there's whores out there in the world, right? But there's also like and I'm using prostitutes, right? There's prostitutes and then there's escorts but escorts are like they're a little more lavish

You know what I'm saying? Think of a prostitute being the whore, right? You want to be an escort is what you're saying. You don't want to be an escort. I don't want to be an escort. No, no, you're not getting my analogy here. Oh, you're not talking about me. You're saying you as in the general public. No, I'm saying you. I'm talking specifically to you, Bri. Oh, okay. You just said to me, your New Year's resolution was you want to pop that pussy, right? Yes, yes. So, there's a difference between, would you say there's a difference in class between a whore and an escort?

Like an escort is maybe viewed a little bit more clean Yes, but I love whores and escorts. I Do I'm not gonna get in there, but I know what you're saying. I was just trying to say maybe there's What's the elevated word for a whore like if you're not? hooker That's not it cuz now you're getting paid. Oh, that's illegal. Yeah. Yeah, I don't want to be a hooker-whore or an escort I just want to have a working through this have more casual sex But I'm not because I fear I'm gonna have a boyfriend in like a month

Yeah, I think your New Year's resolution no boyfriend this yeah no boyfriend for a year I'm a lover girl though You're not a girl that's been loved Hey I'm just saying I'm just saying okay. That's not fair because I've dated such good guys In the past year, I was a girl that was not loved. I was not loved I know so you need to go love yourself for a while like you need to figure out this real talk You need to go figure out like

How do I want to be treated maybe you know like I think you but what if I've already found guys that are so nice to me We've been down this road. Yeah, but okay one of them's not rich and famous Nice guy. Yeah, but just because they're not rich and famous doesn't mean they can't be a bad guy. But I vetted them. And how did you do this vetting process? Okay, I ignored a lot of red flags with the smallest man who ever lived. I ignored a lot of them.

And then I was stuck. And then I loved him because I'm a lover girl. These guys that I'm talking to now are nice. There was zero vetting there. You just said I vetted them. But what was the vetting process you just assumed I brought them around my friends friends liked them my none of my friends liked the last one. Okay, okay friends is good There's a bad friends is good. I They make me laugh. That's funny

Okay, they're cute. All right, so big penis Good those necessarily make that person a good guy besides the french part. Um, oh they love their family They have like how much like love them so much like like do their like so die for them bullets How much do they love their mom a little too much? Not not too much just enough just enough right amount Yeah, like not like the the one the they're like fucking their mom type of situation. Yeah. Yeah, you probably want to avoid that Yeah, so I think yeah, they're good, but I think you're right I think no boyfriend for at least now like you can have like a little sad piece You know what I mean? You can have a thing that you call up. That's where I'm at

Yeah, but I think there's there can't be a serious relationship for a long time. I think I'm incapable actually That's why I think you need to do it's like me being like I'm incapable to go through life without smoking weed I need to figure out who I am without weed. Yeah, you need to figure out who you are without a boyfriend without yeah abuse That's the way you need to do. Yeah, okay You're you're right. I know but fuck I love having a boyfriend. It's such a boyfriend girl. I love having a girlfriend It's dope. It's super tight. It's dope is Super tight But don't talk about her like that

What I know but stop I was talking about that. She's my friend the law utilizing her I was talking about the love the love is tight. It's like a saying. Yeah, I know okay Okay, so no boyfriends for me. Yeah, but also okay, that's my New Year's resolution Mmm, no boyfriends for I think I think a month That's not even close to long enough. I know a couple more weeks. Okay. All right Like this is really hard a long time until summer. Oh That's a long time until summer. Okay, I can do that. Yep. Okay. Do we want to make bets? Yeah, yeah, I do actually I think there's no way it lasts till summer

I will put all of my ownership of this podcast on that. Oh I'm gonna go with the same thing. You're not even gonna bet on yourself. No, I don't want you I want a boyfriend No, I don't you know what actually no, okay? Yeah, I'm gonna not have a boyfriend until summer nice What do you call summer though? June 21st is summer June 23rd. I thought it was 21st 21st 21st. All right, June 21st Maybe I'll have a secret one. I don't tell anyone about them. That doesn't count. That's lying. Yeah, that's lying Okay, I won't have a good BFF either. Yeah, okay I won't have a boyfriend until June 21st talking about New Year's. I got beef with New Year's I think me too

What's up with this holiday being whack now? Do you guys remember when New Year's used to be? Sick and everyone used to wear like suits and get dressed up and like it was a big thing and like you would go to Almost like a ballroom and there'd be food there And you have to buy like tickets in advance for this and it was the coolest thing ever Are you in the royal family when the fuck did you go to a ballroom with food in a tux on New Year's Eve? This is what everyone does for New Year's Eve. This is what New Year's Eve was all about, but you just turned of age When were you doing this? Oh, it's families go. That's what I'm saying. It's a family thing. I'm not going to like, I don't know,

Castle or it's just a hotel. It's like the Holiday Inn if I'm lucky, you know what I mean? Yeah, so Holiday Inn and you're there and you're dressed up and it was like a huge event. Everybody went out. I feel like now nobody even goes out for New Year's. Yeah, well, I know energy New Year's has always but like that used to be fun I know what you're trying to say like it was like cool And there was always events, but don't you think it's always been like expectations so high and it's always low like it's one Of those for me personally. I feel like New Year's is one of those holidays. We're so fucking gassed up for it You're like I'm gonna kiss my freaking whoever whoever my boyfriend is and then it just like it falls flat and it's not fun Not for me. I hate New Year's. I love New Year's. I love the idea of it

But it doesn't it doesn't happen like it's just like expectations so high. That's why I always come into things with low expectations I don't know if that's a good thing or bad thing sounds like a terrible way to live life Well, if you have low expectations, everything's awesome. Yeah, I know but that's like It's like oh this I'm not gonna say like this August is gonna suck I'll be like, yeah, it's not gonna be the best night of my life, then everything's the best night of my life. I see where you're going. Yeah.

I see where you're going with it. I just remember New Year's being such a cool holiday, and people just were so about New Year's, and now it just seems no one even goes out, no one even sets resolutions anymore. They're like, if I'm gonna join a gym, I'll just join a gym. I don't need to have it be like on the New Year.

It just, there's no- You know what I think it think it is for and you know, I think it's sad getting older. Everything just sucks So you think it's the older we get things lose their magic? Yeah, but it's not like there's little kids out there spreading New Year's magic Yeah, they are spreading New Year's magic pots and pans little kazoos. It'sos. It's awesome. Zero magic from little kids nowadays. Yeah, there's- I'm seeing no magical little kids nowadays. Yeah, actually maybe the world has just lost its magic. Maybe, maybe that's what it is,

but I don't see kids outside anymore. What's up with that? Kids go outside. They're smoking weed in the basement. On their iPhones. I mean like 11 year olds, like where are they at? I know. Not that I wanna know where 11 year olds are at.

But you know what I'm- Yeah, I'm always looking for 11 year olds like where they thought that I want to know where 11 year olds are at But you know what I'm yeah, I'm always looking for 11 year olds like where are they not like that though Like I'm just like where are they? Yeah. Yeah, like go outside like play road hockey. Yeah Like are there even gonna be sports in the next 20 years like we're not gonna have any number one draft picks No one is no one plays anymore. No one is no one plays anymore No, one's no one's training hard. No one's trying. There's no grit Do you think that maybe because we've stopped trying we just assume everyone else has yeah, I fucking hate everything in the world I'm just such so negative now a day. It's just on us, isn't it? Yeah, maybe we New Year's resolution We'd be more positive and hopeful. Yeah. Yeah, not a whore. I

think people need to start looking at the resolutions that it more of a Healthy way than like a metrics way, you know I think that's one of the reasons why people have started to hate New Year's is because they always have like set goals of like Monetary value or like I needed to get a raise or I need like, you know I want to live in a better house or I want like all their goals always stem from like money or something along those lines and I think as a Society if we would take New Year's and be more like Man, how can I how can I build a better relationship with my like partner? How can I listen more?

How can I not raise my voice as much this year? How can I like find more a better work life balance where I feel like I am enjoying my Sunday? How can I take a day for myself a week? Like if we focus on those things more for our New Year's. I think we'd have a better outcome. Because if you focus on your inner self, then everything else falls into play.

So it's like if you work on you, then the money comes in play, then the jobs, and then everything. Yeah, that's a good way to look at it, Jay. Yeah. What did you do for New Year's? I went to a dive bar. Oh, I like that. Yeah Yeah, went down to Waterloo my buddy Gavin, you know I've got he's uh With his girlfriend an apartment down in Waterloo went and checked it out and we went to this bar near their school

It was a good time. It was a blast. It was a blast. Your team Canada was going on I was also riding a bull which was sick They had an electric bull there. Oh, I thought you were riding a bull. Not a real-life one would have been way cooler But uh, yeah, I was riding the bull went up like four or five times ripped around another bull. Do you feel gay doing that? Riding a bull. Like were you going like this? No, no, no, no, but I watched back I watched back the video It was a little. Yeah. Yeah, I I always wonder Mike did like straight like you know cuz I'm like I'm on it too, and I'm like saddling it, and I'm like gripping it with my legs Yeah, and then you have to put one hand and then one hands up

And I'm like and I'm kind of trying to like scoot on it. Yeah, and it's like it's not a real ball. Yeah Yeah, yeah, no, it's um It's not straightest thing you could do on New Year's Eve. No, I like I like straight guys being a little more gay nowadays I think I like it. I think girls like a little a little splash again there, man I like a little just a little splash. Yeah, like or just like like I feel like guys are so scared to be like Flamboyant in any way. It's how we were raised. I don't like it. We were raised I mean, there's moments where I'm sitting down in my bed alone and and and my inner voice goes Hey gay boy, why you sitting like that?

Maybe I'm sitting right and I'm like sitting on my bed or lying on my bed, and I'm watching my phone, and I'm like this You kicking your little feet. I'm sitting like this and then I like realize I mean like you I gotta get up or like if I'm on the couch with my boys And we're all watching something and all of a sudden I realized like I have a blankie on and like my knee is kind of like are in my chest and like I'm just saying I'm like oh, dude my friend is like a foot away from me My knee is raising his your friend is sitting like this Add straight you kind of like looked over at me and goes like this right? I'm like, oh, this is you on the floor dude

But you know, I think I think that's not a good thing. I think we got to just it's an awful thing It's an awful thing. It's awful awful thing because girls don't even like that Like girls are like I like when a guy's a little a little twang to him It's also like what you act is so tough for why you scared of gay people Yeah, why you're weird that's bad. You think you can't beat up a gay, dude Yeah You don't you want to beat up a gay? No, no, I was just I was like a straight mentality right like a straight mentality would be like why would you even be scared of gay because

You got it if you just stay silent then it seems like I'm saying something bad I know but it feels like you kind of were saying no I'm not I'm not Josh saying this I'm playing a character oh okay yeah if you don't say anything when I make an inappropriate comment it sounds way more inappropriate I know it's fine you have to say something okay well I was we're gonna hate me I was it's fun. You have to say something. Okay. Well, I was gonna hate me I was it's really pretty outside. I was thinking that you were making a bad comment. No, no, no, it's like I Get what you were trying to say straight guys are like, oh, it was a joke. It was missed. It was missed It doesn't matter. Um, but you got stranded

I did so Josh gets stranded without gas has to walk three miles to go fill up a gas container when he's hung over On New Year's I have a lot of questions about it. Do we want to watch the video? Get stranded without gas has to walk three miles to go fill up a gas container when he's hung over on years I have a lot of questions about it. Do we want to watch the video? Put a finger down if you ever woke up hungover as balls on New Year's Eve had to drive two hours to get home realize Oh, no, I'm running out of gas. Let me pull off the highway. Wait, I can't for seven miles finally get off the highway Pull into the gas station perfectly executed card literally backfires as I'm next to the tank boom gas station closed all pumps are closed now you got to walk three miles go get a canister fill it up with gas so you can go walk three miles back to your car fill up the car then drive back to that

gas station you just walk three miles to to continue to fill up the car to finish off your hour and a half drive you have left fingers down Why didn't you uber? Did you uber and this was just for content? No, I didn't uber and you know what's funny is like She didn't even cross my mind. I was in Canada. I felt like uber isn't even there yet, dude I went like I know even think like oh my god. Let me uber sometimes when I go back to Canada I feel like I'm from Coburg right which is like a small town outside of Toronto And I just think that's all of Canada sometimes. I just think the whole country is like that right so it's small town You don't got uber you got one taxi for the entire town so I was like damn, bro Where are the odds? I'm gonna get the one taxi out here to bring me to the gas station right now

Might as well just start walking so I just started walking. How was the walk? It wasn't even that I Was cold. You were so well. Yeah, I was solo solo dolo But I completed the mission. It was crazy. I was driving and I was in the express lane on the 401 and On that highway like the express lane You can't turn off at any moment, right? Like you're on the highway. Yeah, I'm on that highway like the express lane you can't turn off at any moment right like you're on the highway yeah I'm on the highway and I realized like oh I'm really empty not even like kind of empty like zero kilometers left is what my thing is really like I gotta go get some gas and it's probably been

on zero for a little bit um so I'm kind of getting stressed out, pulling all the way over to the far lane. But again, like in this express lane, you can't exit the highway. You're in the middle of the highway and there's two lanes on both sides. And this is just like a lane that you can go way quicker if you don't have to turn off for like 20, 30 miles. So I'm in that lane, 20, 30 miles,

stressing my balls off, eventually get off the highway. I get to the light in front of the gas station. I wish I was a boy so I could say that, stressing my balls off, eventually get off the highway, I get to the light in front of the gas station. I wish I was a boy so I could say that. Stressing my balls off. You can still say it. Okay. I'll give you the balls pass. Okay cool. Keep going sorry I just always wanted to say that. Yeah you got the balls pass as far as I'm concerned. Okay cool. Can I get the the cunt pass? I don't like that word. Cunt to call a vagina that no I don't either though but you just said it so much no but I was just saying the word I wasn't I wasn't referring to your vagina. I was yelling the word Yeah, it's more of like I stubbed my toe. Ah cunt Of how I think about it, okay

Well, I pulled up to the light right and I'm sitting there and it turns green I can see the gas station It's right there. It's pretty much the turn right after the light to go in Car won't go car won't move. I'm stuck at the light. There's people behind me Oh, I like I would get out of my car and run away hitting the gas Nothing is happening like super stressed out I hit the gas kind of one more time and it just kind of goes like And like the car just kind of rolls forward like a foot I'm like what and so I keep like pushing down on the gas and eventually I just get some fumes some fumes must work their

Way into the engine and just we know and it pushed me enough for that. I just used that to coast Turned into the gas station got right beside the pump and I was like hell Yeah, and then like I said in the video all the pumps are closed have to go walk. It was Yeah, yeah, well, I'm glad you made it home me too and it made a great video Yeah, great video great video way to start off 20 25. It was on New Year's. I said New Year's Eve I was hungover when I was making it. So yeah, so he doesn't drink anymore. Yep. That's why I'd stop Literally right there. What do we got next on our we talked a lot of BFFs corner without but we have some stuff on the sheet Do you want to read our next topic? Yeah. Yeah

corner without but we have some stuff on the sheet. Do you want to read our next topic? Yeah, yeah. Zach new girlfriend. In his video announced in the podcast, the girl driving is allegedly his new girlfriend. The girl met Brianna in Zach's September 3rd, 2023, writing in her Facebook post, the coolest thing happened tonight. Met my literal icon, Zach Brian and Brianna Chicken Fry. Been listening to Zach since my freshman year. If anyone knows me, they know this is a huge deal. We'll never live this down by the way So that was her pose Wow, that's cute. Do you remember meeting this girl? Yeah, I remember they were so they were super nice run Which fast which for the one three miles in canada run. Um, i'm not really sure

Which one oh the one with the hat on in the background That's one I would have guessed guessed I would have guessed that one Yeah All right After this a girl with the username Brooke Ballander posted a tiktok with videos of Jack Zach's dog text from Zach pictures with him etc saying when it comes out that ZB has a new girlfriend But you thought that role had already been filled. Oh same. Feats, proof, timeline, screenshots, everything.

Girls I tried to warn you he's probably has fucking 15 girlfriends run fast like I said far oh my god beware I feel like I'm seriously I did all that to warn girls about people like this yeah I just I feel bad for them because I'm sure he's there He's telling them the same shit of like you're my own one and only like I love you, baby And then one and own and then it comes out, but I don't know who knows maybe she's just fucking around Maybe they just got a little bit of attached. Yeah could just be a hookup. I guess yeah, um So we talked with this a little bit with the lie detector a little hot Vermont guys what people oh no oh no this is on the sheet yeah it's on the sheet you were in Vermont uh looks like you got a little cuddly yeah got a little warm or so

little cuddly this is my this is my friend oh good a friends great friend but like not great enough where you already lost your resolution bet that we made like an hour ago, right? What what was that not to have a boyfriend? Oh, no, no, not my boy. Not your boyfriend. Yeah, everyone thinks I have a boyfriend I guess it kind of looks like we're dating because we're so adorable best friends, but in now is it the same guy that you are? exchanging saliva with that you are as well holding his face Yes, that's what the same people same people say people say okay. All right same person exchanging saliva with that you are as well holding his face. Or is those two people? Yes, those are the same people. Same people, same people.

Yeah, same people. Okay, all right. Same person, but no, no boyfriend. And I'm not gonna have a boyfriend until June 21st. I like the sweater vest move. Yeah, he's a cutie pie. The sweater vest is such a good move. Yeah, everyone actually in this picture

thought that was my ex, Nick. The sweater vest picture? Yeah. And how's it going with Nick? Didn't you guys kind of rekindle a little bit? We did. I never really even talked about that. No, you didn't much.

He's actually coming to New York when I go back to New York. Not to see me, but he's gonna be there so we're gonna get coffee. We're friends again. It's just code for sex. No sex, no sex, gross. Coffee is code for sex, right?

No, we're gonna give each other a hug and catch up. A hug with no clothes on No, I thought you were supposed to support me. I am I am I am supporting you um I Just like to make jokes a hug with clothes on and it there will be a chaperone Really yeah, who? My aunt is gonna hang out with the two of you the whole time Well, we're just literally gonna get a cup of coffee. Like we're not gonna like hang out the whole time I guess that's a good point. All right. Well have fun getting coffee with thought to Nick. Thanks

I'll update you guys and there will be no hugging without clothes on we'll see Yeah, never know where coffee could lead. Mm-hmm, especially if it's an Irish coffee Well, that's BFFs corner. That's BFFs corner. That's the first one. That's our first corner back. Yeah, I like it I feel like I want to I want to treat this BFF corner more like how the first 50% of this BFF corner was in the Last 50 where it's just us chat me too. I think it's way more funny It's why I enjoy it way more I think the rant is just better and that's what we always wanted to do Yeah, whenever you would come on plan Bree and we would just go back it was the best and it was everyone's favorite episodes

Yeah, and Dave just doesn't do the rent. So now we get to chat we get to yeah Yeah, I like this This is gonna be a yapper pod and there's gonna be some fun segments mixed in and we actually Have a fun segment coming up right now involving you guys. We have voicemails. So should we get into it? Yeah, we asked you guys to send in some videos and we're gonna watch them And we have no idea what you guys are saying. We had our production pick these out and we're gonna answer advice I don't know what we're gonna be answering. Okay Okay, we have our first video

Hey guys, um, I just had a quick question. I was wondering if you could rank these dogs from least to most cute Buddy miss beaches boston and pete the beagle. Thanks rate the dogs from most to most cute buddy miss beaches Boston and Pete the Beagle thanks rate the dogs from most to least cute well obviously we're gonna put our own dogs first right yeah that's a given that's a given but if we're not being biased it's clearly buddy right if we're yeah if we're not being biased it's clearly Boston well she's so what I met Boston. What color eyes is Boston have she has? Yellow eyes she doesn't yet. She does what the fuck no she does not have brown She has she has human eyes, and they're beautiful, and they're gorgeous, and I look into them

And I'm like oh my god. You're a human girl. You're perfect They blew like the ocean that's so basic You know dog yeah Human is not even basic human Husky mine is unique no labs have yeah our eyes that Boston has how many brown Huskies you seen literally none none no you haven't I don't look I don't look at other dogs Siberian Husky one of the only purebred dogs left in the world true purebred because most purebreds aren't even purebred. Definitely the cutest dog. I love Buddy.

Okay, I would put Buddy second. Well, it's just not, like, if we're, Like, I'll be like, Look, Miss Peaches is really cute, Pete the Beagle's cute, Boston's cute, but there's like a difference between, like, the girl next door and Adriana Lima,

you know what I'm saying? And Buddy is Adriana Lima. So it's just saying and buddy is Adriana Lima so it's just that you're just hot yeah my dog is hot as fuck dude my dogs hot you don't know if my dogs hot I don't know if I like it but that you're saying that are you saying that you wouldn't call your like male dog handsome Yeah, and you can't submit hot is the same. It's a girl version It's not hot is like I want to fuck like oh Buddy is pretty. Yes. She's beautiful beautiful is better hot is also hot I don't think you should call dogs hot. No, she's hot cuz she's got like a sass to her

Okay Are you sure you want to go with that? I'm gonna leave it in you're gonna leave it No, you we I mean we're leaving it in but you're sure you want to end with that. She's hot not beautiful or gorgeous maybe No, I'm gonna end with that. I like that buddy's hot. So buddy's your number one. Who's your number two? Yeah, um Gosh, I I haven't seen Pete the Beagle in person. Mm-hmm I think I've only seen maybe I don't even know if I've met miss peaches in person. You met Boston So I met Boston so I met Boston and I cute

That's so tough I feel like This is an evil question this is a super evil question I mean they're all like like point five away cuteness from each other and they're just different types of cute like peaches is like a Different type of cute than Boston and buddy are because I put them in the same type of cute yeah they're like they're like looking dogs they've all they're always good-looking dogs type of dogs though and then miss peaches it's just like she's like oh it's her personality that makes her and and she looks but like you know it's just something about miss peaches that she

has that little stardom to her and I haven't seen enough With Pete the Beagle. That's the only reason why I put Pete the Beagle last. Yeah, I just haven't seen enough videos I only saw the wallet getting torn up during Christmas, which was hilarious. But Yeah, so I go buddy It's okay buddy Boss and peaches Pete and that might just be cuz breeze right beside me. Yeah, because I'm gonna go Boston peaches buddy

Buddy peaches Pete the Beagle. No, that's not true though. That's not true. Yeah. All right. Okay, so yeah, that was like hard actually I feel like all the other questions that probably should be harder questions will be easier Alright, who do we got next? Hi, I'm Charlie and I know you guys have been getting a lot of hate online How do you feel about going into this new year and this new chapter of BFFs? Alright Charlie? Send that shit over that way. Yeah, I mean, you can answer that question, and then I'll give an answer. I feel electric, I feel good.

I feel like this is a good year, and it's like, now we get to weed out the weak. Yeah. Weed out the weirdos. Gets worse before it gets better, right? Yeah, I mean, I'm having a blast. That's good, that's all that matters. That's all that matters.

That's all that matters. I'm actually really excited for this new year. I'm too. And this podcast. I'm excited about new BFFs. I think it's gonna be a really fun direction. I think it allows us to develop ourselves more. I do too. And you know really show people like what we can do when it's just us. Even like sitting down right now. I'm like this is fun. Yeah, I'm loving it. I'm loving it. So I hope people give it a good chance before they just like decide to give up. And we're also very aware it's gonna take before we even started doing this like when Dave told us he was leaving months ago

We were like preparing were like we have to give it a couple months before all the people saying sucks without Dave Yeah, yeah, we know what to expect Yeah, we know what to expect and we know it's gonna take a while like for the new cadence of the show to be discovered Yeah, right like So I'm excited. I'm really excited. Yeah. So Charlie, Joey Fats, first time video sender, long time podcast listener, Brianna.

I love you, Josh. I don't know much about you, but you're pretty cool. Anyway, what do you think the biggest story of 2024 was? Was it Diddy? Was it Brianna's breakup? Um, was it Trump winning the election? Like what's the biggest story of 2024? To piggyback, what's the biggest story of 25 going to be? Is there some like breakout actress, actor, music star that is going to have a massive year by great success or a huge

downfall I don't want to be I'm wrapped in with Diddy and Trump I first time video maker legend legend video first time video unreal first video you've ever taken me Joey Fats is the king yeah Joey Fats um hey man if you're a long time listener though Do a little research you know what I'm saying 21st with this guy this guy's awesome. Yeah, he is cool. He is cool Um so I mean the biggest story did he meet my breakup and did he definitely is bigger than your break Oh, I'm saying why am I even with those things yeah crazy, but it's sad that I even am lumped in with those things Yeah, it's kind of impressive because it's like why the fuck is my breakup in like all the drama the biggest stories ever when there's

So much more important shit going on in the world. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like that Luigi fella Exactly getting more media coverage than him on fucking tik-tok. It's crazy. So what do you think? It's a bigger story than diddy stuff. I think it's gotta be dead. It's crazy. So what do you think is the biggest story then? Diddy stuff. I think it's got to be Diddy. And it's right. Diddy. And because that hasn't even we haven't even seen the end of it. Yeah. It's going to keep coming out.

Just the beginning. Like we saw the Jay-Z stuff. Yeah. It's going to get and then it's I think the Diddy no doubt. Twenty twenty five. He said who do we think there's going to be like a big breakout or downfall. I mean, Doshi is already getting super big, but I I feel like she's gonna be the queen of the world the rapper Don't you yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I've seen a couple of her things

Loli young tis and The emotion she gives dude. Have you seen her new music video? I don't know if I've watched the music video I think I was watching like the performances she was giving right where she's got like the two people beside her and they're doing What the braids that's sick so cool, but her new music video is the coolest thing in the whole entire fucking world. You gotta check it out She's like then she's the new girl. I think she I think she's been around for a bit, but she's the new girl I think she's somebody that definitely could have a huge 2025 But I think like he's saying like do you think there's gonna be one like a blow-up or there's gonna be both What do we think's downfall? I don't want to prey on anyone's downfall Do I know I have a few that I would like to pray on but you know what?

I gotta get better at hating on people me too. I'm so bad at I know For a moment in like, you know my day to day. Yeah, but I don't retain that hatred I'm not a very good hatred retainer either and I feel bad cuz I know how it feels Well, it's not that I feel bad. I'm not a very good hatred retainer either isn't I feel bad because I know how it feels well It's not that I feel bad. Um, I'm not remorseful either It's more of like I just could care less so I move on and then I don't Remember to bring it up on the podcast in these great moments when I could be and then I like be on my drive home And I'll be like, ah, do you want do you want to shit on that person? Do you want Kendrick to have a downfall? No Okay, no, I don't think I don't know if you like so

Side with Drake. No, no, no. I think I was great for music. That's where I was okay Just like this is sick to get to listen to every day, you know, I'm not like yo I don't know Drake, you know, I knew Drake and we were homies like that. I Would definitely say yes. Okay, there's a ride for the guys. Yeah, I don't have anyone's downfall I'm really preying on but I think you you hit the nail on the head with who's gonna blow up. Yeah Yeah. All right. Thanks. Thanks Joey Joey fat Joey fat Joey fat. Oh my god Austin here Behind the mind a lot of people call the fourth BFF

I would never say that but a lot of people call it the fourth BFF. I would never say that, but a lot of people say that about me, so who am I to tell them what to say? But I was just wanting to leave a message. Well, no, I was forced to leave a message by the current BFF producers who told me that I needed to leave a message and that it needed to be funny, which seemed very demanding and actually left a lot of pressure. But I guess my question is, there's been a lot of talk about Dave's leaving and oh, Dave's the back one of the show or oh, I won't watch without Dave or Dave's

what makes BFFs. And, you know, to me, all that talk seems very unfair because there's not really a lot of talk about, know me leaving I mean I've been seeing my demons kind of been blowing up with people being like oh my god you're like the funniest best producer super humble and handsome and good at your job and amazing pulse of the people social media wizard editing genius like these are just things that people have been saying to me. So I guess my question is How are you planning on surviving with?

He's never talked that much on be if those are the most words Gosh, how do we continue? Well, now we have Payton, which, how do you feel about Payton? I don't know, Payton was kinda pissing me off to suck this shit today. I had to yell at her a couple times. First of all, she just like left the room

when we were getting started to go. I don't know where she was going. It's an all-girl team, it's an all-girl team. Yeah, that's why it took so fucking long. It took so fucking long, because there were just girls here doing this shit. They were like whoa It was wild dude. It was wild It's all right. I yelled at him. I put him in their place. That's how we're doing it awesome. That's how we're doing it Yeah, yeah, yeah, Josh is just gonna scream at the women and then everything will be okay

So pretty much is just the last year of my life is what this year of my life is gonna be. Yeah, it's gonna continue to be the same. Wow. Thank you Austin. Just a yelling dominant man in your life. Yeah. Alpha male. What? Oh my God. He looks so burnt. He does look burnt. Hey, new and improved BFFs. Just stressing out here. I have a question for you guys. I know you're doing this new like Video voicemail segment. So you think you're gonna be able to get guests now like platypus or octopus guy Who were too scared to come on because they thought I was a jerk and you guys are the two nicey-nices

Some more guests is that gonna happen? Yes some more guests is that gonna happen? Yes, 100%. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean there were a lot of times where people, like I would ask people to come on and they were like, I would for you. Yeah. But I-

Don't wanna do the Dave interrogation. Yeah, I can't do the Dave thing, it gets me nervous. And I think that was unfairly, like I don't know, I just, I don't think he was as bad as people really thought he I would want to come on To be like questioned by Dave because I think if you can handle it you get way more respect. I agree Yeah, I'm saying yeah, so but also when we have guests on now It's not an interrogation or like headlines like we just want to have conversations with them

Yeah, I think that's where we want to go more now is let's play this like conversation game. Maybe if we have to interrogate somebody we'll bring in our head interrogator. Yeah, if there needs to be an interrogation that's when Dave can come back. There's some drama that needs to happen and it's like, hey, there can't be no, you know, mincing of words. Yeah, exactly. But we thought the first one back should be us too. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks Dave. Thank you Dave. He really does look burnt. Yeah, he's got to get some aloe vera. Yeah, Jesus. Maybe send him some. All really does look burnt. Yeah, he's gotta get some aloe vera. Yeah, Jesus send him some All right. Well, that's our that's our voicemail segment I like that so every week they can send in voicemails and it can be any questions you want if you need advice with

Anything like we might come up with topics of the week people to send stuff on but yeah, I like talking I like seeing faces me too. I think it's gonna get fun To start watching these videos because I feel like people are gonna end up getting creative Yeah, you know get crazy people are gonna probably get crazy and people are also gonna start probably doing some pretty fun things Yeah, or maybe we can even do story times like people story time Yeah, I'm just excited to see what people start sending and I like interacting with people like that. Listen, I like to see faces Yeah, and I think this could be used to meme us quite a bit. Oh, yeah There's gonna be a lot of times where I think people are almost like sending in meme videos.

Yeah. Like you're about to ask a question and it's going to cut to something. Yeah. Yeah, you can shit on us. You can shit on everyone. Yeah, do whatever. We're open to everything. It's for the entertainment of the viewers and listeners.

Yeah. You know what we're really open to is my Reddit page. Ooh, well, we're about to be open to it. We're about to be open to it. I haven't done my like Reddit deep dive of you, but I hear it's a scary place. It's a scary place. Okay. So where do I want to begin with this? I might go on a little bit of a rant. Okay. So my Reddit snark page, this is it's r slash Briana chicken fry, fry, snark. This is, I love that profile. So my reddit page has what 30,000 members

and the rules of it. So the rules are you cannot say anything nice. You can't like combat someone saying something mean. You can't put any like critical thinking. You can't if you say anything that challenges one of their posts, you get kicked out of the reddit. You can't like you can't. So it's just like a it's a shit storm cycle of just like people repeating themselves and if you say anything positive or against what they think then you can't you can't battle it so it's a one-sided conversation in this Reddit which I think is funny and it honestly is really funny and this Reddit is so crazy where a lot of influencers get their Reddits taken down they want to like get their reddits taken down. I want to make mine blow up even more. I want to talk about it.

I wanna look at the Reddit because I'm like, regardless people are gonna talk shit. Now, this can be a sponsored segment on our podcast where I get paid from people saying mean things about me. So I'm like, okay, let's keep the content flowing. You're giving me more shit to talk about. It's awesome. And also, I want to invite this is an invitation to my Reddit haters to come on the

podcast, have a two sided conversation. I would like to debate with you about everything that you come up with. I would like to for you to show your face. Yeah, you can be a moderator. You could step out of the room, whatever you want. You can come on zoom. You can come in person. You don't even need to show your face because you're you can be a moderator. You could step out of the room, whatever you want. You can come on Zoom. You can come in person. You don't even need to show your face because you're a pussy. And I know you never would.

But I would give you the opportunity. Our email is bffs at BarstoolSports.com. If you would like to come on and actually have a two-sided conversation where we can debate things, would love that. Would love to have one of you losers each week on for this segment. I think it would be great. I'm sure you never would.

But a two-sided conversation is a lot better than a one-sided conversation. So that's what I would like to propose. Yeah, we'll see. It's actually awesome. I'm excited. And I think you're going to be on it a lot more now. Oh, like they're going to hate on me now? Yeah, they're going to obviously.

What the fuck, dude? I'm going to start agreeing with them. I'm going to get on their side. I'm going to have a strong community of 30,000 people. That would be awesome. I'll just rock with I'm gonna get on their side. I'm gonna have a strong community You should get on there and they'll try to have to decipher who you are and you should just be in there and like Start conversations and I'll start maybe trying to start conversations and see if my thing ever comes up in the reddit But I won't like reveal don't tell me who you are. Yeah, but I also won't post anything. That's like, you know, obviously personal stuff Well, yeah, yeah, I'm so you're not insider information. No, I'm still your friend

Depends how good this community treats me, but I'm still your friend. All right, let's get into it tacky and ugly Is there a new bf5s logo? I? Kind of agree, but wasn't that kind of the point? I mean, I think it was just like Let's just make it look a little bit different. We just like change the colors. Yeah, I mean like change the like I mean, that's like the least of our worries is the logo. Yeah, it's not a big deal It's still it still hurts a little cuz like I want it to be nice But well then yeah, maybe we'll listen to the Redditors about suggestion. Yeah guys suggest. Maybe we could become a fun community Ugliest buck oh

It looks like it should be on a cereal box. I would eat that cereal at least they'd eat the cereal I would eat that cereal too, and I love cereal cereals bomb I fuck with milk cereal like the what you do fucking love milk, and I love cereal and America love cereal Oh doesn't like cereal so maybe it's got cereal is great Did you guys get sugary cereal when you were a kid Captain Crunch man? I didn't get nothing dude I got like raisin bran. Oh my sugar cereal or I got Cheerios We won we got to honey nut eventually I was able to get honey nut Cheers. I was tight You know or it would be like Rice Krispies

And if it was a Sunday, maybe they'd sprinkle a little bit of sugar on my Rice Krispies. You lived in an almond house I lived in an almond house pretty much. Yeah, it was All right, let's go. Let's go. I can't think about it too much Do I have to read this whole big thing? What am I reading? Read that I sent this in my group chat I'm popular opinion if you're a fan of Briana chicken fry, maybe stop cheering her on for being drunk 24-7 Okay, maybe Wait start over

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So like, I like went out, I was like out with my family this weekend and someone was taking shots for me for their birthday and I'm like scrolling TikTok. And I just, I'm like, that looks like me. And I see that and I'm just crying. I'm sitting in my group chat. I'm like, guys, do we all need help? And then I opened the comments and all the comments were just like, wait, that looks like me. And I see that and I'm just crying. I'm sitting in my group chat. I'm like, guys, do we all need help?

And then I open the comments and all the comments are just like, man, I fucking been there. It's all the Adderall and blow keeping her awake. Like, like everyone thinks I'm a coke head, that I'm addicted to Adderall and that I drink all day every day. Yeah. It's crazy that they're all right. I want to just start running with it. I want to just be like, where's the bag? It's crazy that they're all right. I want to just start running with it. I want to just be like, where's the bag?

Maybe you have to show them what you would look like when you would actually be there so then they can see the difference. I know if they I mean man if I was doing I hadn't done Adderall since like fucking I've talked about it. I'm playing Bree before when I was addicted to Adderall in college. Like if they they would know if I was addicted to Adderall. I just have ADD. We were talking about this before the pod and we're like we need to get diagnosed Diagnosed. Yeah

Yeah, but this is good. I like this. I like this angle. I mean, this is funny I think this is a funny post. I think you kind of crack me up You know where you're at. I mean, it's just like you're not worried then it's What are you worried about? Josh you can't know you can't feed into this. What do you mean? This is my community? I Have already decided who this is your post. Oh, yeah This is Josh But gun dirt the stairs. That's me. That's my user

But yeah, no, I I already just picked the side that I'm gonna Someone please take her phone away. Trust me. Sweetie. Zach doesn't not care. What time is it? shirtless men on my TV o'clock, I think yes She truly is your divorce boomer alcoholic That's it's so spot on. It's crazy. Her life revolves around her crushes and sexualizing men. What a sad existence.

That's awesome. It literally does. My life literally revolves around my crushes. I don't know about sexualizing men, but yeah, I guess so. So what are you talking about? Oh, no, I was watching Gladiator 2 and I was like, oh what time is it? Shortlist Men on my TV o'clock? Oh my god, everyone loved it. My DMs were popular. It was funny. I think it was really funny and it was a great movie. I cried. I don't want to think it's funny because... You have to. You can

play both. You can be a double agent Wait, I love that people think I post that that Zach's gonna see that and I think he's gonna get jealous But I do see like Sugarpie honey buns sugar pie honey buns. I feel like I like sugar pie honey buns I like that comment that isn't like that comment. That's a comment that isn't like... That's funny. That's funny, dude. She is truly your divorce boomer alcoholic aunt is funny. It's funny and it's not too... It's not too mean, you know what I mean?

She's a top 5% commenter too, so sugar pie honey buns. She's active, bro. And sugar pie honey buns, you would never come on though, right? I don't know. I think she would. Okay, come on, sugar pie honey buns. I think she would. I believe in sugar pie honey buns. Sugar pie honey buns. There's no chance that all these people left her notes with similar handwriting not a snark on her dad this is a snark

on Bree posting another handwritten letter it's her entire identity at this point my dad can finally write oh they're trying to say trying to say I wrote the letter that my dad wrote me. My dad can, that's just sad first of all, it's a sad post. This was like a really meaningful thing. My dad can finally write legibly again after a stroke and this made me cry.

And they're saying I hand wrote it. Wait, is my purse up here? I think it's in my purse. Okay, so I keep it in my purse because it means a lot to me. My dad gave me money for Christmas. This is in our bank. This is his bank. That's so funny. And this is the letter he wrote to me Brianna

I love you more than you will ever know. Merry Christmas, honey Love dad and he had a stroke so he lost three years ago like and he just can't finally write legibly again It's amazing any any rough out for me. But yeah, no, I totally wrote wrote that and posted that that would be That would be really weird I don't know what the desire would be from that right like that wouldn't even make any sense. No, no, no That's like weird to even think and crazy and delusional. Let's go to the next one. I want to laugh again I do want to read this one Josh. Yeah, I'll read this one Imagine being this nasty. I feel so bad for her animals

And anyone that has to be around her a lot She must stink and has horrible hygiene. I can assure I have way less money than her and a 10,000 percent better hygiene She put this in caps. Oh good, please put on if you see this wash your body clothes and your nasty mouth This is the picture Close in your nasty mouth This is the picture The group chat before Taylor Swift was I so hungover so what group chat with a Peyton Hanna and Josh? So who posted it I put I put

Yeah, yeah, I post everything I mean, I don't what am I supposed to say to this you want to what can you with me? Come with me Be honest smell everything yeah you smell all right you smell you don't smell stinky I smell fine yeah yeah but I said buddy guys she could have been prepared for this right like she picked out these reddit things she's looked through so she could have showered today oh I didn't pick these out I hate and picks them out all right swear all right all right all right do you want me to pick them out next time well pick them out next time yeah yeah I'll pick them out okay I'll pick them

out me and my community we'll figure it out together you and my homies will just go through they'll just text me dog yeah I'm doing my own Swifty parties yeah except with them and Brianna snarky we go to Zach Brian concert but yeah I mean imagine being this nasty that's now let's I would like you. You don't necessarily look clean. I would like to see a picture of you. You better let us 34395. I would like to. Well, you don't look clean, Bree. No, for sure.

I wasn't. I wasn't. I mean, I can't even see you, so I don't know what they're talking about. Good. That was good. Oh my God. I love this one. What the heck?

Dr. Seuss' character is this. Boy oh my God. I love this one. What the heck? Dr. Seuss' character is this. Boy oh my God. I love this one! What the heck? Dr. Seuss characters this! Boy oh boy! Wait we should make, you guys should make that the new profile picture of the snarky. Let's make that the BFF's logo. Oh that's the new BFF's logo!

That can be our new logo. You do look like a perfect mix between the two photos on the side that they put. Like the Bratz doll and... And that, the Monsters Inc lady. like a perfect mix I look at the two photos on the side that they put like the brat stall and Monsters Inc lady. Yeah. Yeah, that's like that That's cool. Wow, that should be that should be our BFFs logo I'm glad you can I'm glad you can laugh at this free. What's how where I post everything like Yeah, I know what I look like when I that's a good point. It's not like they're finding like paparazzi Yeah, like I literally I've this I've always been the same on the internet. Mm-hmm. Oh

This was today This is never not drinking. Yeah guys. I mean she brought a drink to this couch, too I did I'm waste I'm wasted I had to Sue me put me in rehab Never not drinking. This is funny though because they posted it Peyton was like they already posted your story They watched my story within two seconds and posted they they're almost kind of like your biggest fan They're my big right like like now guys Don't don't have me say that and then you guys did like just leave me for saying that right now, but

They must have post note. notice on it they have to all they're my first comments on everything that I've I post that's why I'm like I have to let them shine yeah this is what they want but it's just they don't understand the oxymoron that they are because they hate me so much and say that I don't they are I'll finish okay they don't understand the oxymoron that they are because they hate me so much they think I'm so useless and no one should watch me but all they do is watch me and stop right right there, and then they call me a hypocrite See I keep getting mixed vibes if you're actually really cool with this or not

I can't put it in if I wasn't yeah I just think I would like to bring light to read it and how fucked up it is and what people do on it So and it's also funny. I feel like skin. This is like It is and what people do on it so and it's also funny. I feel like skin. This is like This is like the lightest side of reddit. I feel like reddit gets way darker than this I don't know. I don't I don't go on right. I don't really either, but I think it gets much darker I smell desperation and dick cheese it I just took a shower before that video. I promise no he stinks like dick. I promise you I didn't and you know what's crazy is I was kind of riding for you guys a little bit I Was riding for you guys. I was trying to be on your side this post

You guys could have went on and asked questions that you would have wanted to ask as a hating ready community You could be like oh, I want to ask breathe this while she's hooked up to a lie detector I was gonna help y'all out Get to the truth make her look like a worse human being like you all desire But you smell like desperation. Yeah What do you think I'm desperate for? Their love their love right now hundred percent But I mean like in this video like what it what do you think desperation is? I know, where'd they get the dick cheese?

Well... You can't even see your dick in this. No, no you can't, it's cut off. But dick cheese just, it's... Also I'm circumcised, like I think that's just an uncircumcised thing. Right? Yeah. Dick cheese is only for uncircumcised people.

It gets all up in the flaps. Yeah man. Yeah. It's like a lot of work. Yeah, that's gross. It's like kind of a dick move for a parent to make pun intended to to leave Your son with you know Extra cleanup duties. It's just a lot. I mean the dick like you can be uncircumcised, but you got to get rid of the dick cheese

It's fine if you're uncircumcised, but get rid of the dick jeans. Is it fine? Wow, that's a debate for another day. Let's go to the next one What the hell guys this guy is a fucking dweeb who gave him this platform Ellen what are you doing here? His eyebrows make me Irrationally angry stop for a furrowing for does that just mean like yeah I can't control my eyebrows when I talk they just move I do notice that too, but it actually kind of also pisses me off a lot of times I watch back videos, and I'll be like why my eyebrows doing that, but they just got a mind of their own The the guys a fucking dweeb is funny dweeb is a funny word. You are a dweeb

It's a great word to insult someone you're a dweeb. Yeah dweeb and dork. Yeah dorks a good one Yeah nerds a good one weirdo loser cuz it's like Dweeb is gold just cuts a little more Yeah, because if you call someone like a fucker like a bitch or a pussy it's like yeah, whatever dude why you so angry? Yeah, yeah chill. Are you calling them a dweeb? It's like you didn't even need to put a lot of effort in that to roast Yeah, fuck out of me. Yeah, I like that I thought this was a brie thing. I didn't agree to getting hated on Reddit and reading them.

I think it just happened. I played the Ignorance is Bliss lifestyle. I don't read Jackall. And then, you know, I live happily. Yeah, well, now we're gonna live even happily. Happily-er? Happier. We're gonna live happier.

Does it hurt your feelings to read mean comments about you? Ummm... No, not really. Not really anymore. I feel like... I mean, every once in a while, you know, there's a good one that will last. There's a good one that will stick with you for a little bit. But, most of the time it's when it's a really clever one. And I'm like, why didn't I think of that?

Why did they get to say that before? You know, because if I thought of it first and said it first, then it's funny. And I'm making, why did I think why did they get to say that before? You know cuz if I thought of it first and said it first then it's funny Yeah, and I'm making fun of myself. Yeah, but they got it out first and that that's what that's the only time It actually gets me angry. Well, you could you thought you could steal it because only like not everyone sees red Oh, I always will like steal a joke. Like if I if I see a joke and they're using me as a punchline I'm the joke I can use that. Yes, You are like, you have, that's yours. You have the IP. Yeah.

You are the IP. I'll say, well, I'll also say jokes sometimes that I've heard other people say. How many original jokes are even left? Yeah, that's honestly a good point. You know what I'm saying? Everyone's made jokes before. Like my millionaire statement,

totally got that off of Ricky Gervais. That millionaire 1% minority. Would you have ever admitted that if we didn't get to this point in the conversation? I just don't know if it would have come up naturally. But I just said it. I just doubt like I outed myself. It's not like you were like, do you ever steal a joke? I do.

Am I am I sitting like a lesbian hmm with my arm like this because I always if I didn't have a microphone I was more of the back arch right now that's giving me lesbian vibes not not overly necessarily it's not like Doc Martin lesbian like this mmm getting to the Doc Martin spot yep that's Doc Martin's our lesbian I love Doc Martens enough said am. That's Doc Martens. I love Doc Martens. Enough said. Am I right? That's the first episode of BFFs back with us. Yeah, it is. What is? Well, hope you guys liked it. You can talk about how much it sucks without Dave. We'll read the comments next

week. And you know, we'll just keep pushing and it'll be a blast. It'll be a blast. I'm having a blast blast right here. We need to come up with a good handshake. If you want. I don't know if you're on my team or their team But yeah, well, I'll see what their handshake offer is you too much. No, I yeah, but you know what? They they didn't know my intentions prior. So that's all right. Yeah, I'm gonna judge trying to be an inside spy Yeah, I am. I am. I also just you know want to be loved. Yeah Narcissistic I need it. Yeah. All right. Well, that's BFFs. Whoo. Bye

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