BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - BREAKING DOWN COUCH GUY + SQUID GAME — BFFs EP. 51

Episode Date: October 7, 2021

We break down the recent saga going mega viral on TikTok around 'Couch Guy', discuss the correct way to watch Squid Game, and Josh's recent visit to NYC. We play a new game called 'Hot or Famous' with various celebrities. Support Our Sponsors: Go to https://barstool.link/Romanbffs to get your first month of Swipes for just $5, when you choose a monthly plan.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

Hey, BFF listeners, you can find us every Wednesday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Okay, BFF's another episode. Welcome, Josh, back in LA. We just were talking. Neither Bree or I even knew you were going to be here. Yeah, so, again, it was a very last second planned thing. Like, I didn't even know I was going to the barstool offices until, I think, like 24 hours before I showed up.

And then what did you do? Through Kareem? Kareem, was it through you? Katie told me. My assistant told me. Yeah, they just texted me and said, Josh is going to be in New York. I was like, yeah, I mean, Bree and Dave are gone, but I'll be here. Are you going to come back when we're both here?

Nah, fuck you guys. I don't want to see you guys. Wow. That was, yeah, crazy. I thought I missed something. Me i was like oh shit is dave there's gonna be pissed no but i i met um i met uh what was her name again uh tico texas i did see that texas tico yeah yeah i saw character i don't know where she is i thought she starred too no yeah i actually i actually smelt like i actually smelt her group coming in before like not in like a stinky way like but you know what i'm saying right no i don't like i smelled them before they got in the office yeah yeah that's how they roll

yeah that is no no they really were high rollers okay so into the uh topics and our guy kareem once again great job getting guests again this is i've i've reamed out kareem now like five times kareem just uh another another bff podcast another canceled guests rather canceled guests let's go everyone says they'll come on but then they don't come on who like every person that he dms and every person that i talk to say yeah come on with a lot of people limbo yeah how i am fairly busy but I guarantee you I can get guests every single week. I guarantee it. I have a question.

So going forward, is a guest that we would normally maybe may or may not have on better than no guests at all, do you think? Like if it comes to that point where it's like you're scrambling. I would find good people, but we can always get somebody I feel like is a good guest i feel like we can do that it's just a lack of effort it's a bff spot like we got the status we're number one on famous birthdays you know and i get not everyone will do it but it takes planning and like being obsessed you when i ask graham do we ever get no up. But we are planning it throughout the week and do reach out to a lot of people. But at what point are you like, oh, fuck, we don't have a guest?

Because then I would be like on the phone DMing like 24-7. I was with you yesterday in the car. You did nothing. No, I... Well, Instagram was down. I was working. Yeah, Instagram was down. But I was working on getting people.

And then we did get a guest. So that leads into the story. Couch guy being the lead story. We thought Instagram was down. But I was working on getting people. And then we did get a guest. So that leads into the story. Couch Guy being the lead story. We thought we were going to have him and her on the pod. But I guess they confirmed around midnight. And then they bailed in the morning. They bailed on BFFs?

Yes. Really? Yeah. Which doesn't – so not everyone's going to do it. I mean, they're young, I guess. They were on Oblicity. They went on another one, yeah. Yeah. So this thing's like crazy as viral you said they

wanted to be paid yeah at first they were like is there a payment which by the way i would have been like how much you want if they're like 100 bucks i'm like yeah sure here's 100 but who knows what they would have wanted but um anyways would have loved to have them on the show because this thing is going bananas viral i assume you guys have both seen it. Yeah, it's absolutely insane taking over TikTok. So I don't I just outed the loop. You must be if you've never seen it. You know it too, Dave? You've seen it? Oh yeah. Have I seen it?

I got in a fight. I got in a fight about it. Who's Couch Guy? Oh, Josh. You gotta watch it. So there's this video. Me and Dave have done a little role like a role reverse here. Yeah, what's going on it. So there's this video. Me and Dave have done a little roll, like a roll reverse here. Yeah, what's going on here? So couch guy is a girl surprises her boyfriend at college.

The guy is sitting on the couch with like two or three girls. Okay. And the internet has gone bananas that basically the guy is clearly cheating on the girl. That is the, I guess, the standard line. There's like a bunch of theories that he's passing the phone off, that the girlfriend is like in denial and that he's cheating. And the girlfriend is kind of in denial. What's your stance on it? So I watched it and I absolutely do not think there's anything to it.

I don't think the guy's cheating. I don't think he was being weird. He wasn't excited, though. But he looked like he was caught off guard. But he sees her, smiles, hugs the girl next to her. They say they're cheating. I have a freeze frame on my phone. Her face is a genuine smile.

It's not weird. And I guess they know each other. So I watched this the first time. And I'm like, I don't understand what the controversy. I don't think there's anything that says he's doing anything weird. And then Silvana got mad at me, actually. Because she's like, I think she thought I was being that. You were almost like trying to defend yourself in a way.

I think she was going like 10 steps ahead. She's like, that's sus if you don't think that's what the kids use. Yeah, she's like, fuck you. She's like, what if I surprise you one time? If you don't think that's sus, then you're sus. And it's like, I just don't see anything. Like, this guy wasn't doing anything. What about the phone grab?

Yeah, I need to see this. I think I see the memes. I don't see the phone grab. I've watched it. Like, I kind of see what they're saying. I don't see anything weird. So fine for you. So fine for you. Just like that. see what they're saying. I don't see anything weird. So far I feel so far I feel

So far I feel Just like that All I breathe All I feel You are all for me I'm in just like that So this thing's been dissected

like the Zapruder film. Alright, alright. Slow-mo everything. Anduder film like people all right slow-mo everything and i've had to do it slow-mo because i had to be like what's happening and everyone's making it's probably the most viral video that i remember we've had in in months yeah and everyone's remaking it like it's the whole for you page is this yeah so that's what i've seen like a million videos of is is the remake i just thought oh, these are like funny college videos or some trend like colleges came up with. Didn't see the original. Now that I see it, is no one like, hey, there's four other dudes in there.

And there's another girl on the couch. It would be more sus if there was just him and one girl on the couch. But there's two other girls on the couch. There's been theories the girl's like thumb is on his back. I think that's disproven. Then there's the whole he took his phone back or something is another theory, that she had his phone, but that doesn't make sense. Even if you're cheating, why are you holding each other's phones? That's not something that happens, I don't think.

I just don't know. If the guy's truly caught off guard, I could see myself sitting there and be like, whoa, what are you doing? And then he gets up and hugs her i don't i i honestly don't get it i but i i feel like if he was in the wrong it would have been a very different reaction or this man is the smoothest criminal of all time you know what i'm saying like there's no way he's just so like nonchalant about it when she comes in if he was like hooking up with that girl right beside him do we have slow mo's of the phone grab we need some slow most we need some so by the way josh i you haven't seen it but when i say we're in the extreme minority like everybody is saying wake up he's cheating on you

what is that how you felt no no i mean all of his friends knew that she was coming they're in the apartment with him i don't think they would set him up to be cheating on her when she's coming to visit him. But that's new information, right? That they knew she was coming. Yeah, that's new. And people are also saying they're making it up maybe just to defend him.

But yeah, I don't know. It was the way people are studying it. And I guess it's TikTok. You never know what's going to go crazy viral. But this has gone crazy viral. We needed this guy here. We needed Couch Guy. We almost had him. I want to hear what he has to say. Not really the girlfriend. That's this guy here. We needed couch guy. We almost had him.

I want to hear what he has to say. Not really the girlfriend. I also, no disrespect to them, they don't seem like the quarterback of the football team and the captain of the cheerleading team. They seem like a little wholesome

couple. I just didn't see anything that weird with it. More like a mathlete couple going on. Yeah, they're mathlete couple. Yeah, they're mathletes. Yeah. I mean, I don't even know if mathletes have it in their vocabulary to cheat. You know, I don't know if that's a mathlete.

I mean, I'm sure mathletes cheat. Like, Math Camp, I'm sure, is like crazy. I feel like the Math Camps are the horniest people. You think Math Camp, they're just going at it with each other? Yeah. I'm just going by, like, American Pie. Band kids are always, like, the You think math kids are just going at it with each other? I'm just going by American Pie. Band kids are always the little horny guys. They're little freaks, eh?

It's been so pent up in them since high school. They're just like, oh, now we're at math leading college. We're just going to go nuts. Yeah. Are you getting the... No, we can go slow-mo on it. We have the video. So let's go slow-mo.

So watch now. There's a controversy about the phone grab. They're saying like... So watch his arm right here. His right arm. Leans in and grabs the phone. And then he has the phone in his hand. I'll go slow-mo.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's in the other hand. Yeah, what if it's just on his hip? No, the girl has it. He leans forward like this. Look at his other hand. We don't have confirmation of the girl having it. What's he putting down right there?

I don't know. It's not the phone, though. Okay, he's putting something down. Look, leans forward. His other hand goes around his crossbody, and then he comes out with the phone. Boom, phone. What if he would... Oh, that's a smooth move, bro.

Like, yeah. You see that? Look, leans forward, grabs it from the girl. Yeah, but the phone, who says the girl has the phone? It could be in between his legs. That's what I said. It's on his hip.

Between them. Like, the phone is, if he gets up and doesn't grab the phone, doesn't the phone just fall to the floor? Yeah. And look, he's smiling.

He's smiling. And listen, I have the girl that they're saying he cheats with. And the fact that I have this on my phone, but I do because I had to justify my take. Like, this is the girl's face.

And only Brie can see it right there. That's not like, oh, my God, we got busted face. It's like, hey, what's up? No, she's like, oh, my gosh, your girlfriend's here. Yeah, come on. So this is much. And again, 100% of the internet was basically against this couple. The whole entire internet, yeah.

People just love to hate. Yeah, I think they just dissected it too much, and I feel bad for the girl. Imagine being that girl. What was on his t-shirt? I don't know. She's probably crying herself to sleep. The whole internet's saying your boyfriend's cheating on you and that you're an idiot. That sucks.

Yeah, that's got to put just like bad thoughts in your head no matter what. Do we have the publicity? So the girl went on one of our podcasts. I i don't know they canceled on us that's bullshit absolute it's funny because five minutes before that video was taken robbie was actually in his room and the guy in the striped shirt like he knew i was coming and getting there soon so he had to go into robbie's room and say like oh come out we want to play like games with you have a seat like we're gonna play a game with you like yeah that's what everyone needs to hear what is the deal with the hair tie on the wrist so the hair tie on his

wrist is actually our magnetic bracelet no so I got him those magnetic bracelets for I think Valentine's Day last year. I have a white one on my wrist right here. And he has a black one. And if people are looking more into his wrist, he also has like a little friendship bracelet that I also made him on his wrist if people want to go after that too clarify where the phone came from who handed it to him yeah i guess one of my mistakes by saying it was in his lap was people couldn't see that it was actually like on his lap but it was like what i meant by on his lap was like it was in between his legs like on the couch i guess you could say even like you said even if there was a phone pass like i don't understand how that proves that he was cheating also the girl sitting next to him has her own

boyfriend so like more context that's good to know that doesn't mean dick oh that doesn't mean dick yeah yeah i don't know if that means nothing i'm scrolling through my requests on instagram like this morning i got a request saying like, go kill yourself. That's not a request. That's more a statement. But yeah. I think she means it's a message request. Yeah, that's crazy.

And by the way, the phone, it is. It's like on his chair in between. It's like right here. Yeah, it falls down. And why would they have, even if you are you are cheating you wouldn't with the person you're cheating anyways give them your phone this is i've never been more right many holes there's way too many holes also like what i'm gonna i'm gonna brand myself with the girl i'm cheating with i'm gonna put her hair tie on my wrist like and then it's it's a love like it's a love bracelet they

seem like a really cute couple. Yes, that's what I'm saying. It's math-leak couple. They don't get up to this. This is an American Pie, though. That part, I don't know. I think something's big, too. I did think the American Pie is real life.

I just can't. All right, so this obviously went. What did Tana have to say? Tana. She's on opposite side of us. Whoa. Everybody on TikTok out here talking about that bitch showing up to college to surprise her, man.

And I swear to God, if I ever show up anywhere and you're on a couch with three bitches and you don't even stand up to fucking speak to me, I am fucking your father. What are you saying? Who's that guy? Her boyfriend. That's her boyfriend? Mm-hmm. Who's that guy her boyfriend that's her boyfriend who's that guy um he's he's like

raps a little he's into music like he listens to music and no he raps what do you mean he raps do you know who that is doesn't he isn't his name chris and he raps yeah you're just sounding like you're making it sound like oh it's chris ch. Chris Miles. He listens to like fucking rap music. No, he's like not as big. It's not as big as Tana. Chris Miles, American rapper, right? I think he raps in the same vein that we sing songs when you're in a car. I don't think he's progressed to being a rapper. No, he has songs.

Well, so does the white rapper. Dave has a song. I have a song. I have a rap song. I have a rap song that's probably more listened to than anything he's ever you guys want to listen to at this point taylor swift gets all of our money from the the couch guy so we can't monetize so we can play anything oh true i actually do i mean i i think i think even better like what about the dave and uh i keep forgetting her name

tt smokes or whatever the hell her name is teco texas now that's now that's a that's a song all right here's tana's well yeah yeah we those two different this is the boyfriend song yeah get out of my bed thousand views it has 1479 views yeah that's what i was saying like it's not big moving too fast everybody want to catch me yes you lead a crib handprints on the ass cheek oh that sounds like that dude he sounds like Kid LAROI

yes oh yeah that was actually he doesn't I didn't think it was going where it was going but it kind of was but I mean that has

Kid LAROI vibes 1,479 views you're not a rapper you're aspiring just wait you're aspiring aspiring rapper she's dating an

aspiring rapper like still softish has like then i mean was that how many views yeah it's like it's it's like 40 mil on youtube what if i told you that the boyfriend was on america's got talent aspiring rapper he was just he's just waiting for that moment, bro. He just needs that one song. There has to be some definition, right? You can't just say, that's like me. I'm a baseball player. Kid rapper, Chris Miles, and ex-Justin Bieber. That's a real headline. He sounded good.

Yeah, he did. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so when can you classify yourself as a rapper? When you have a hit? When you're making a living doing it. Okay. When you're making a living, then you Okay. When you're making a living, then you're a rapper. I think that's fair, no? Yeah.

Because then rapping's just a hobby if you're not making money off of it. Yes. Okay. We all agree there? Yeah. So Tanner's aspiring rapper boyfriend. That's who that is. TikToker dissects the video. Okay. So right at the pause, you can see a thumb on his back.

She comes in. Girl scoots. Nope, that's the guy's watch. She scoots again to get further away, and her hand comes up. I don't see the scoot either. Her hand was on his back. These people are disgusting. Yeah, why are you ruining this poor relationship?

And nothing happened. Unfortunately, I've spent a lot of time because I had to prove my case. Nothing's there. No, I think it's just stupid. I feel bad for the girl. Yeah. No. I mean, she was laughing through the pain in that interview.

She was. It says here at the bottom she's making money. She's selling Couch Guy t-shirts, so good for her. But they also want to take a break off social media. That's why they don't want to come on the pod. That's just fact is what she said. Too bad. Too bad, young love.

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TikTok NFTs are here. Should BFF sell an NFT? What would it be? So I still do not get NFTs. And we're supposed to have Banks on this podcast. I'm going to get him on. I know he came. He doesn't.

We're going to move the time of this too, Josh. Even more, you think? Oh, we already moved it. Yeah, now it's at 1.30. Yeah, brain. I feel like we're at a – I feel like this is a good time now. Like if you can't make it at 10.30, that's pretty – Yeah, but –

Or even like if we're doing 10 if we're doing uh 10 30 to 12 slots that means people the guests can come in at 11 you know what i'm saying yeah what do we uh so i don't even know what we're talking about here i guess what i don't know that uh nft of ours would sell a ton it's hard to tell our audience like is our i sold one nft i sold the pizza review nft it was just a pizza review that we said it's nft you put the code in all that jazz sold for like 140 grand to a guy in taiwan but i don't know that our crowd can you explain because like me and a lot of people listening do not know what an nft is as far as i understand it's just digital art and with the

blockchain you have a way to basically authenticate. It can't be replicated. So you create it. Okay. And I describe it as if you buy the Mona Lisa or a famous painting, right? You know which one's the real one. You can get fakes of it and prints that are worthless, basically. But the actual one is in the eye beholder.

So it's the one and only. Yeah. Okay. And it's worth a fucking shit ton of money. It's basically art for the eye beholder. So it's the one and only. Yeah. Okay. It is worth a fucking shit ton of money. It's basically art for the internet. Okay. 100%. That's kind of cool.

But can't you just screenshot it? Yeah, but that would be the same thing like you can screenshot the Mona Lisa. I guess so. Yeah, I could go take a picture with my phone of the Mona Lisa if I really wanted to. It's like you don't own it, right? So it's about actually having that piece. You can go to any art museum and go and stare at the painting all day long,

but it's different when you have it in your house. And to be honest, beyond that, you could probably get the Mona Lisa hanging on your wall that 99.9% of the people will not know that's not the real Mona Lisa, but you know it. And the person who has it has the real. That really it it's it's basically art and collectibles coming to the internet and

things it's like wire baseball cards or like i have famous baseball card i can recreate that now and have it but it's not the real thing yeah so it's that's it um and people are making fucking shit tons on it yeah a little naz doing the first one so that's that's nft is people are making fucking shit tons on it. Yeah, Lil Nas doing the first one. So that's NFTs 101 from BFFs. Zoe Laverne puts newborn behind paywall. Zoe Laverne, the former queen of TikTok musically before Charlie. This name rings a bell, but I don't really know who she was. We've talked about her a lot before.

Yeah, yeah. She was like, I don't know if we talked about her on on this pod when this happened but she was like crying because charlie pastor and followers like was like sitting kind of down and like at an event in a corner being like i'm the queen of tiktok not her and she just went through like all this drama i think we also talked about like she was with like a 13 year old remember when we were talking about that and there was the there was like the 13 year old that was uh very controversial like this yeah it was a very controversial thing like the 13 year old was like the victim in this situation she was kissing him yeah kissing there was all this stuff so then we came out remember

do you remember the shit they ever know yeah vaguely i 13 is awful young for a 19 year old oh yeah super fucked up and now she then got pregnant, and now she had the baby, and she put him on OnlyFans so you have to buy to see the baby. And people are mad about this. Why would people be? This is, again, talking about technology moving. The oldest trick in the book is celebrities would sell their photos to their first child to People magazine.

So what's different to this? Yeah, that's true. But people are just like you're selling your baby. Your baby doesn't have like... But they sell those pictures. I feel like the Kardashians did that. They sell the first pictures for a shit ton of money. Who fucking cares?

The baby. Baby's got to eat. Baby needs new shoes. Baby's got to eat. That is true. You got to put food on the table. And she's not really probably making any money off brand deals anymore because she's controversial. So maybe she has to do this. Listen, I have no problem with that. Zero, putting the baby.

The baby's not going to be scarred. You know what? You've just got to throw a little bit of the money to the baby. Yeah, they must have screenshotted it. Oh, okay. Or something from the... Wow. Or she posted it on Instagram.

But she posted it on OnlyFans first. Do you guys have a problem with that move? I mean... Newborn? Like, here, you got to... Well, all right. Let's fast forward. If you're like 16 or 20, whatever age, your parents are like, we made bank by putting your first pictures on OnlyFans.

I'd be like, nice. They don't really give a fuck. Yeah. Nice. Right, right. I guess, yeah, if my parents told me that, I'd probably have been like, okay, where's my cut?

Yeah. Yeah. Say, all right, let's go shopping. You're a fucking baby. It's also like a fan-exclusive site, like Patreon sort of thing. Like, it's not necessarily that you're, like, trying to sell the photos,

but it's like you're giving your fans who support you enough to give you money early access into your life. I know for a fact celebrities have sold pictures of their kids to like paparazzi magazines. So this is no different to me. It doesn't really hurt anyone.

No. I guess it's like no different than like a GoFundMe either, right? Yeah, to a degree. I mean, like, I mean, if there was a social, I mean, but like,

are you telling me you wouldn't see a viral like video on TikTok of someone trying to raise a baby and they're like, I don't have the funds for it. Go to my GoFundMe go fund like i'm sure that and like people would have had a total different reaction then you know um i'm very nervous about this and i'm gonna gloss over it viral tiktok stories and trends netflix show squid game i watched the first episode last night so i don't want to read this because i don't want to spoil it am i gonna going to spoil it? I've only also watched one episode. I have not watched any.

This doesn't spoil it. No, it doesn't spoil any of it. It's just a game that is played on it. That's not a spoiler. I'm skipping over it. I'm skipping over it. I've watched... It's a trend.

It doesn't spoil anything. No, we have to talk about it. I promise it doesn't. It's huge. So there's a game within the show. The first show is awesome. Yeah. The first episode.

So I'm all in on it. It doesn't really get that much crazier, I hear. I awesome. Yeah. The first episode. So I'm like all in on it. It doesn't really get that much crazier I hear. I thought you just watched the first episode. No, my roommate watched it all. Oh, see. It gets a thousand times crazier.

What are you guys talking about? Time out. Now we're kind of spoiling shit a little bit. This is exactly why I didn't want to talk about this subject. Okay, let's just talk about the trend.

Because nobody can be trusted in this room. I said I didn't want to talk about it and we started talking about what's going to happen. I'm not going to do that. We are not doing this. So what happens not doing this so what happens with the cookie what happens

with the cookie see no don't it's just it's just a trend that's on tiktok it's like important question but dave guys i keep seeing this cookie everywhere i don't know i don't understand why there's a cookie everywhere are you watching it in in english dubbed or are you watching in korean with subtitles okay because that's a big debate. Korean with subtitles. No, no, no. I'm glad you brought that up. And I don't want to keep going because this is another major dispute at the

Portnoy household currently. Silvana is a lunatic and watches everything with subtitles. Everything. She turns them on 24-7 and it gives me a fucking headache to the point we got another mini fight because succession is my favorite show hbo and i'm like just heads up we're not watching that with subtitles because i can't my brain because you want to read the

subtitles not to look at the subtitles i want to watch it normally so this fast forwards we're watching it and we got so confused because she always has the subtitles on. So I'm like, is this an ink? Are we doing this totally wrong? Is this supposed to be in Korean and there's always subtitles of the show? Or are they speaking in off English in their subtitles? I don't know what setting zero is. This is a lot for you.

This is a lot for him. What is setting zero is this is a lot for you you can this is a lot for him what is zero for that show setting zero is is english only because it's on english netflix but setting zero is korean with the english subtitles it's the native language if i go into netflix and just press watch like i do anything else how how am I consuming this? That is English, but it's wrong. It's going to be dubbed. How can it be wrong if Netflix put it like that? Thank you, Josh. Because you're on the English Netflix. It doesn't matter.

That's why we watch it like every other American is watching it. For us, that would make sense then. There's been polls about this. This is a very heated debate. The overwhelming majority watch it in Korean with English subtitles. That's just fact. Yeah. You ever see Parasite?

Yeah, same thing. No, not the same thing. Why? Because you watch Parasite how Parasite delivers it to you. You don't have to change settings. But it's delivered in Korean, so you would watch it. No, you watch it how they give it. If Squid Game was in the movies,

and I bought a ticket and walked into the theater, how am I watching it? That's how I want to watch it on my Netflix. It's like the Marvel movie that just came out. What's it called? Shang-Chi or something like that. Shang-Chi or something like that. You guys know what I'm talking about? Yes.

There's a bunch of – it's not always in English, but it's given to you where it's like, here you go. Watch this movie. A lot of it's in English. There is no given to you where it's like, here you go. Watch this movie. A lot of it's in English. There is no way. The dub doesn't bother you, though? Everything bothers me, but that's because Silvana watches everything with subtitles. It's crazy. I've never seen.

I can't watch subtitles. It just wrecks the show. I know what's going to happen before they even say it. Imagine watching subtitles on things that don't, just everything? She watches it on everything. The English, that's crazy. A lot of my friends do that too and I do not understand that.

It makes it, I get a headache. I'm not trying to read. I'm not trying to read when I'm watching TV or else I would go read a book. And not only do I not want to read, it is,

it's before and I'm trying to ignore it and my eyes are too smart for my brain so it's like, wait, what's going on? It gives me a headache.

We got into a lot of stupid arguments. She basically was like, fine then. I won't watch Succession with you. It's like, what are you talking about? That's my favorite show of all time, basically. I'm not going to. It's going into season, what, three or four? I'm not going to have subtitles.

Does Silvana watch Squid Game in dubbed or with subtitles? Well, that's what we got in a thing. I didn't even know. That that was an option? No, I didn't know where we started because the subtitles were already on and it was doing this broken it's like the english isn't even first of all what they're saying in english doesn't even add the subtitles are like different yeah it is it's different well that's because it's closed caption versus like there's two types of english subtitles one's

closed caption which is like ai generated and one is like the one that netflix puts out so that might if you turn off the cc which is default you'll have better subtitles but you still should not be able to watch it in dubbed like you have to watch it in korean it's just that but korean makes the show they wanted you to watch it in korean they do then why didn't they give it to us that way that'd be okay so the show was released netflix like in korean netflix like it the korean version of netflix right they have it in korean there but because you are listening to it or watching it on the English version, like you are under a United States IP address when you're watching it, it puts it in English for you.

Do you think that Joe Netflix didn't think about it? They obviously are leaving it this way. They probably actually put some thought into how they want it delivered. They're Netflix. Because they know there's people dumb enough that don't want to listen to watch the show the way it's intended. It's a better experience when you do the subtitles. Dubbing always ruins it because it's not the same. We have the subtitles.

No, no, no. Korean with English. Korean, but with English subtitles. We have English subtitles and English. You're double-timing it? You're dubbing it and having it... Yes, that's how we watched it. That's ridiculous.

They're going to... Not only is it the dubbed and subtitles, but the subtitles are different than the dubbed. But that leads to my original question. When we're watching it, I'm like, are there supposed to be subtitles? Is it because it was English with, but we always have the subtitles on?

Okay, for that one, you need to turn the subtitles off and then just dub it. You can't do both. Well, we do both. And that's what I'm saying. The words don't add. What they're saying is not even what is being written below. They're saying one thing in English and writing another in English. But I absolutely refuse to believe most people are watching this.

There's no way the majority of people on Netflixflix are going into their settings and changing to korean no way you know why i think people are though is because the anime like people always watch their like i feel like the hardcore anime viewers watch it in its native language and then put english subtitles instead of watching the dubbed version and the dubbed voices just don't, doesn't do it justice. The emotions aren't the same. I mean, if I'm watching anime, there's no way I'm watching the dubbed version.

Like, there's no way I'm not watching it in English. I'm like, that's my stance. There's no way I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna watch a show I'm not gonna understand. The comments are gonna crucify you, Dave. I'm telling you. Like, they're gonna be like, you're just watching it incorrectly.

Time out. They shouldn't crucify me. I'm not, I'm telling you. They're going to be like, you're just watching it incorrectly. Time out. They shouldn't crucify me. I'm in a world of hurt in how I watch TV right now. I almost need two TVs. Just the consumer. Dave's just the consumer. If anyone, it's Joe Netflix doing this wrong. Well, he's the only person watching it dubbed with subtitles.

But that's because I'm watching it with a lunatic in how she watches TV where everything is subtitled. He's a victim to chicky. He's a victim to chicken or whatever he calls it. Yeah, Dave is just a victim in this situation. It is crazy. I watched the first episode. Very good.

I'm into it. I can't wait to watch it. I'll say the obvious. Right now it just seems like Hunger Games, but whatever. I'm just pretending that's not the case, but fine. You should watch it, Josh. It's good. Okay. Talkis are back.

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meal on TikTok blew up. Is now selling out ingredients in stores. Emily's viral meal has gained over 23 million views. Her entire account has blown up. Different recipes. I saw, we tried to get her on the show. She didn't reply. This is like second to couch guy.

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1 tbsp. vanille 1 tbsp. vanille 1 tbsp. vanille 1 tbsp. vanille looks fucking so it's very looks great looks great as fuck but it's like how does that how does that how does that continuously blow up it seems like a pretty like you got it you got it one video i know exactly what to do yeah it wasn't overly hard i and it looks very good but i don't um yeah i don't... Yeah, I don't get it, but I don't get anything. It looked very good. It did look really good. There's nothing unique or gross about it.

It's sold out. The seaweed sold out. The seaweed chips or whatever that she used. It kind of turned into a couch gag. You guys never ate those as a kid? People remake it. You guys never had those packages of seaweed in your lunch? My mom used to pack those in my lunch when I was younger. I never had those, but they're on sushi all the time.

Like a little seaweed. Brian Laundry, TikTok dog, the bounty hunter. After TikTok helped locate Gabby Petito's body, I've been trying to find Brian Laundrie. People are blowing up all over the place. Oh, not Brian Laundrie. Looks exactly like Brian Laundrie, huh? That sucks.

That really sucks. He's like the most wanted man, and you're walking around looking exactly like him. I'm pretty convinced he's dead. You think he's dead? You think he's dead as well? I think he killed himself, yeah. Okay.

Why do you think that? He hasn't been found. I don't know. It's so obviously him. What are you going to do? Well, yeah. No, it's no shit. It's him.

Do you think he fled the country though like do you think he got out i know do you think he like actually i think the internet is too big for somebody like that to just go off the grid totally and the pressure of it i just think he probably took his own life i could be wrong i mean but like he's just a normal guy is he smart enough to like get out of the country without anyone finding him no i don't think i don't think anybody can yeah i don't know if i'd really call him a normal guy. Is he smart enough to get out of the country without anyone finding him? No, I don't think anybody can. I don't know if I'd really call him a normal guy if he's going to kill his... Well, not normal.

You obviously have to think in a different fucking way for you to be able to do something that evil. So I wouldn't be surprised if you thought about it more deeply than just like... Maybe he had a plan to get out. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. What if this was... remember when he's not super loaded remember when he left his car and to like um i don't know to make police think he was somewhere and then he went live on accident

like in the middle of the ocean he was like fleeing then so maybe he got away i didn't even know that happened yes he accidentally went live and like how do you how the fuck do you accidentally go live for like two seconds and he was like in Florida or something in the middle of the ocean on a boat. I didn't know you could do that. How do you even go live from the middle of the ocean? Yeah, how do you get service? That makes no sense.

I'm calling bullshit. No, it's real. It's real. Swear. How do you get service? I don't get service in like my apartment. How does he have service in the middle of the ocean? I don't know. Well, he just showed water and people were speculating that he was like service in the middle of the ocean? I don't know. Well, he just showed water. People were speculating that he was fleeing in the middle of the ocean. But he did go live. It was his account.

Unless he got hacked. What do you mean he showed water? It was like, Kareem, can you pull it up? Like he could have been in a bathtub. No, no, no. It was the ocean. He was just swimming in a pool or something. I mean, I don't know if there's ever been more people in the world

that have all been collectively looking for someone. This, right? Yeah. It's just crazy how everyone on TikTok knows this guy's face. Dog the bounty hunters. It was that for two seconds. I do not believe it. I do not believe it.

What was his account on Instagram? I don't believe it. Yeah, so he's probably dead. A pledge named Briggs at UNC is unintentionally blown up on Instagram. I don't believe he is. He's probably dead. A pledge named Briggs at UNC is unintentionally blown up on TikTok. It is unconfirmed, but assumed one of Briggs' pledge duties is posting TikTok dances. TikTok has become obsessed with him. You need to get this guy.

We need to get this guy on the podcast. I did ask him, and he said no. Why do these fucking people say no? What's he got to hide, bro? Why did he say no? He said he had an exam this week or something. That's not a real answer. That's the most lame answer ever. I'll read the exact message.

I did try to get him on. He said, I have a loaded work and test schedule this week and next week. Maybe at some point we could work something out. What? This guy literally doesn't have an hour? You're telling me he's not going to do anything but study every single second of his life for the next two weeks? Maybe we can work something out.

Who is this guy? I have no idea who he is. I did say it would only be 10 to 15 minutes over soon. This kid sucks. Let me see this idiot. He's definitely like this kid. We're getting no's from this guy. I feel like I could walk you down the aisle. I wanna do you like Michael. I wanna kiss you like Prince.

We're getting no's from this guy. I want to hate him. I don't hate him. I don't hate him at all. He's kind of like a little cutie pie. That's the thing. I don't hate him at all. I watched, I actually, after I saw that video, I think that was the first video I saw of him.

I watched every video. Can I see another one? I think I'm falling in love. She said, what you know about love? I tell you everything. I got what you need. He looks 14. He reminds me of Tommy. I was just going to say, Tommy Smokes. Yeah.

Oh my God, he does. Yeah. Same vibes. Okay. I mean, whatever. I mean, like, I just, I can't tell. Sometimes you're better off not coming on a show like this because he – He could ruin it for himself.

Right. He's got to go on good. He needs that little mystery factor about himself. Yeah, nobody knows what he sounds like. Is this kid self-aware? Is he not self-aware? But that kind of adds to it. The unknown of being self-aware kind of adds to it.

Next, Brie, New York Post. Brianna's New York Post piece released on Sunday. Reddit, get all these different... I don't know why they dress you up in all these fancy outfits. They did. I was like surprised. It was all crazy outfits. So what's the reaction been?

It's been good. Yeah. Wait, I'm confused though. Did they reach out to you and Erica? Yes. Oh, I didn't know that. Yes. Okay.

They didn't actually reach out to me, if you were wondering. Also, this quote makes no sense. She has guested on his own. Talk about my important. I told the post that takes Scott's drop out of school. It told me she's serious about creating content. Then they say she has guested on his own podcast BFF several times. I was like, what was that line?

Yeah, that was just. Wow. Wow. I guess they didn't see the new name under the logo. She has guested on it several times. I've also had a couple people say that you're going to die on this tour that you're on. Yeah. I'm not, though.

I'm not. Three jumping off roofs. Just one roof. Just one roof. I had to get the shot for the video and you're are you just puking in a million videos too yeah it's kind of like a thing yeah that's like that's your thing just throwing it on for yeah right that's that's not a great move Where was this? U Miami.

U Miami? Yeah. Okay. Chicken fry fan in Miami gets a sleep when you're dead tattoo. This was crazy. She ran up to me on the street, but it was like on her vagina. Are you getting credit for sleep when you're dead? Kind of. That's pretty good.

I think that's been around forever. It has been around forever, but I just started saying it. Yeah, but you kind of owned it pretty good i think that's been around for it has been around forever but i just started yeah but you you kind of owned it yeah huh she says is that chicken fry she's got the fucking sleep on your day yeah that was crazy and then we got a mini music video oh god we're watching this seems like we are i i've seen it already yeah we have to watch it this seems like we are i i've seen it already yeah we have to watch it i'm mr body catcher slaughter gang soul snatcher ain't no regular f-150 this a fucking rapper no capper street nigga not a rapper chopper hit a mini turn it to a booty clapper. Smith and Wesson. A 4L gang reppin'. We done baptized more niggas than the damn reverend.

Well, this is yours. Yeah. So what do you mean we gotta watch it? You put it on TikTok. I know, but like, we didn't have to watch it. You actually put it on TikTok for everyone to see. That's what I saw. Yeah, so you can't be like, oh, I'm gonna watch it on BFFs.

Oh, don't watch the video I posted. I know, I know. Okay, whatever. No, you were trying to show off. Come on. No, it's good. People love the music videos. Okay, whatever. No, you were trying to show off. Come on. No. That's good. People love the music videos.

1990s music video. Yeah, it's fun. I'm going to do a little music video on each tour stop. Okay. I was going to say, is that going to be a little thing you do? Yeah, because it blew up, so I was going to have to do it on every school. Throwing up can be your first thing, music video number two. Yeah.

Yeah. And then we already talked about this a little bit but josh in the office without brie and i even knowing it and this is kareem's favorite move i feel like or somebody's they're always sitting in my desk like that oh that who told you to do that was definitely a little that i mean yeah yeah kareem kareem kind of told me i have done that a lot of people it's like that that is it's almost if you knew it's like everybody it's numb beast you if did you not see there's like our best interact instagram post in months in the desk yeah the video of him in here was pretty funny yeah walking all the way there i i literally thought we fucked

up i was like wait a minute that's me too i was like is dave i know you texted me dave you texted me you were like you were like how long have you known you're gonna be at barstool for yeah because obviously we're to plan to do shit. You did the one-bite frozen pizza review, which, by the way, overcooked. Who cooked that? That was hilarious. Okay, okay, okay. Let's just talk about a couple of things.

How can you overcook and undercook a pizza at the same time? Who said that? That doesn't make sense. Who said it was undercooked? Me, the person that is eating it, because it was literally – there was no bottom to the pizza. Like the bottom had fallen off, so it was like – What did you cook it in? They cooked it in a toaster oven. They got some weird ovens here.

I don't think I got to really... I don't think they did the pizza justice. It was one of the worst pizzas I've seen cooked all day. It was funny. I've seen a ton of them. And then you cheese Black Friday. Rock Friday, we actually have, I i think the best merch that we've had coming out in a while pretty sick yes that that's exciting um dave shadow banned on tiktok

that's a fact i believe in shadow banning a lot of people don't believe in it but it's definitely true like what were your views used to be well my views are going down but it wasn't even on one of them there were six comments after like hours and i commented where and i never comment i'm like where the comments still no comments yeah so people can see it do you get do your videos get removed a lot no does he get like i think it's probably i'd have no idea could be bullying at one time who knows i mean yeah and the stuff that i'm in with sylvana is going like very viral yeah on your account or just a couple of tiktoks what couple tiktoks bro just up up up she's a numbies machine the one on the plane was good that was a funny one one take by me superior yeah the acting skills Dave. Where'd those come from?

A lot of people congratulate me on that. A lot of people. A lot of people congratulate you on your acting skills? Yeah, they're like, wow, that was fucking really, really good. That was sick. Yeah. James Charles and Charlie Jordan both react to Dave's fuck up on Boomer Zoomer. Let's do the Charlie Jordan one first because i felt like this

was extreme vindication for me like extreme wait you know we had her on the pod yeah charlie jordan so dave i can't be mad because i do see the resemblance me and james charles both bad bitches out here thank you very much the resemblance is striking. With the wig, yeah. Striking. I hate to say, but I disagree. Really? I thought you guys said you hate to agree. No, not really.

I want to be able to be like, yeah, Dave, no. Obviously, they don't look alike in real life, but the picture and then with that wig, I could see it. I mean, that's like saying like all right let's put brianna in a princess from the blonde wig she's gonna she's gonna look kind of similar disagree i don't know disagree and now zoomer boomer the original game we had this in the beginning we haven't played this in a while oh i recognize her who do you think she is wait you know we had her on the pod yeah charlie jordan there's no way we got him twice we got him twice we got him twice we did that's james charles unreal unreal oh i know

her madison beer but james is so pretty like i really have no problem i love i love how i do i do like how it's like you know what i mean Like everyone's receiving it as jokes. Well, it is. Yeah. It's not even a joke. I mean, I'm being serious, but I can see the resemblance. Why Josh Richards should tap this. Because I have put together a wonderful presentation about why Josh Richards should tap this. What is tap? It is.

He can easily blow out my back. Where is this from? TikTok. TikTok called Retirement House, like Sway House, but for retired people. I was confused with the thing when you were in the class presentation. I feel like that's what I thought that was at first. Oh, no. Hey, well, shout out my gilts out there, bro.

Yeah. I appreciate all my demos. You know what I'm saying? David Dobrik and Karina Kumpf get flirty. This is just what they do, isn't it? Yeah, that's just Karina's thing. That's what they do. That's what they do.

She always says that to him. Numbies. I wonder if they've ever hooked up society if boomers could say chiptoly correctly society if boomers could say chipotle correctly society if boomers could say Chipotle correctly. Socially if boomers could say Chipotle correctly. That says society. It doesn't say society. It says Chipotle.

That goes back to how I say Chipotle. Dave, that is you. Chipotle, yeah. Yeah, I'm not great with words. I don't know if that's a boomer zoomer or whatever um questions this is you do you read these who reads these oh yeah i will all right so we have some fan questions so you can tweet ask hashtag ask bffs for your question to be featured in the future this one's from lily uh why do you think guests are afraid to come on the pod

biggest mystery but i think people just think like i think as news gets broken on here that people think we out things but it's really like it's really just whatever the guest wants to talk about yeah and i don't know i don't even know if afraid is the right word it's hard to book guests if you don't the personal i feel like we don't it goes back to what i'm saying we just don't put enough effort trying to book guests and we have a higher standard for who we want. So I think it's a combo of that. But I don't know if afraid is the right word.

Yeah, I don't really think people are necessarily afraid. It's our timing. We're not overly flexible because everyone's schedules here are rough. So it's like you got to fit a square into a round hole sometimes. Yeah, very true. All right, next question from Jenna.

A lot of the other Barstool podcast shows are starting to do live tours or shows. Would you guys ever consider going on tour? I don't know about tour, but I think we've all talked about doing an event or two. Yeah, yeah. I think definitely more like

stick to an event or something. Yep, agreed. Yeah, coming in the future. All right, Mia, what TikTok do you think set uped. Yeah. Coming in the future. All right, Mia, what tick tock do you think set up the best empire for themselves in the future? What tick tock or it says tick tock, but I'm thinking it's supposed to say tick tocker. Yeah.

Addison, right. Right. 100%. Yeah. Josh is definitely up there, but Addison would be my person right now. Yeah.

She's like a real actress now. All right, Cody, what influencer are you the biggest fan of i don't know that call him an influencer and it's like kind of before the social media wave but i always uh the skateboard kid was always i thought so good who has the um the show on mtv with the video rob deardrick oh he was awesome uh not really i mean i don't know he was like a reality tv show guy i guess but he he kind of turned into an influencer what about you josh i don't i don't yeah i don't i don't even know who i'd pick

like the person i'd pick is i mean i think think Mr. Beast is like one of the most successful influencers. I think he's like somebody that's definitely set himself up right. So I would say probably – I would put him there. And it's like do they mean fan? Like whose content do I enjoy consuming? Yeah, because I like Danny Duncan's content a lot. Yeah, he's good. I like Danny Duncan.

Or Cody Ko. Yeah, yeah. I like Cody Ko a lot. I like watching like um danny duncan's content a lot he's good i like cody co yeah yeah i like i like cody co a lot i like watching like cody co and noelle miller's videos they're like some of my favorite videos on youtube all right um last question from jamie can someone tell josh to change the smoke detector in his room there's a constant beeping in the background i have not noticed this bro it wasn't even in my room it was outside my room so don't get on my head like that. Was this like last episode? Yeah. And it's worth mentioning that light switch behind you.

There's been thousands of comments saying you got to put a cover on that light switch. Turn around. Yep. That one. Bro, does someone want to come in and interior decorate my house? Like, holy shit, bro. Games, famous or hot. So this is just whether they're

known for being hot or actually famous okay i like this game sometimes it's confusing but i feel like i feel like there's no answer here that someone would really get angry about either you're just super hot or you're famous. He's kind of looking hot in that, though. That's crazy. Seth Rogen? Why is he on this game? Are we playing

the right game? Famous or hot, Seth Rogen? He just said he looks hot. No, but that's obviously a famous. It's Seth Rogen. He's famous for being funny. Are we setting this up for something coming? There's no explanation of why Seth Rogen is on the famous or hot game. It is the most famous answer of all time.

Nobody has ever been like, geez, that's Seth Rogen's hot. Something is happening here. I can tell by Kareem's little grin. Maybe start him out easy. I don't know. Next one. Famous. Famous.

Harry Styles. Oh, yeah. Next one. Famous. Famous. Harry Styles. Oh, yeah. Harry Styles. Definitely famous. 100%. I'm waiting for something to come out. He's like a teenager. Famous.

Owen Wilson. Famous. Famous. Something's happening here. These are like ridiculously dumb. Yeah, something's going on. Something's going on. Continue.

MGK. Famous. Famous. I mean, a lot of these are controversial no they're not people think there hasn't been one controversial one yet not even a little bit controversial not yet famous famous this is the dumbest game we've ever played this is the worst game it would have been a good game if it if it was hard to pick like if it was hard to decide we're being like trolled i'm waiting for like the punchline who is somebody that you would go on the opposite side of?

Who's hot? There are a lot of endless people. Yeah, you could throw Addison Rae in there and you could debate if she's just famous for being hot or if she's actually talented. These ones are famous. These are the dumbest things. Famous. Famous. What are we doing?

People think Pete Davidson's hot. This is honestly... You can be hot and famous. Because he's funny. And there's not one human who's walking down the street and be like, damn, that's a hot-looking guy. Everyone says only because he's Pete Davidson they think he's hot. Who put this?

This is the dumbest, worst put-together game. Every single one is the definition of people who are famous for being famous, not hot. This is crazy. Like Pamela Anderson. Yeah. Hot. This was crazy.

These are all just famous people. That's the whole game? That's it. It's the worst game we've ever played. This should have just been, are they famous and hot or famous? It had potential too. No, so I think I know what they were trying to do. So it's like the Jack Car-

Devin. You put this together? Yes. It was teed up wrong. I tried to text Kareem during it, because last week you guys argued about Jack Harlow. Like, oh, is Jack Harlow just hot because he's famous? So these are all, like, controversial people. Like, people think Pete Davidson's hot.

Is he hot because he's famous, or is he hot just because he's famous? Okay, are all like controversial people. Like people think Pete Davidson's hot. Is he hot because he's famous or is he hot just because he's hot? Okay, so we were playing it wrong. We were supposed to be saying if they weren't famous, would they be hot? So we were playing it wrong.

Okay, all right. Let's restart then. Seth Rogen. He's not hot. I don't think even famous, I don't even think people think he's hot. I don't think there's a big

like craze about Seth Rogen. No, definitely not. No, so he's just... But all these people you think there's a big craze about Seth Rogen. No, definitely not. No. So he's just – But all these people you guys all said were ugly. So it's like they're – aren't you just going to – Harry Styles is hot regardless. Yeah, he's hot every day of the week.

He's just a good-looking guy. I think he's hot because he's famous probably. But he's a tough one. Owen Wilson is a tough one. He's not bad-looking though. Yeah, he's not bad-looking. He's a tough one. I'm getting.

I agree. This one, I would say the famous part does it. But he could still, I think, pull a little bit if he wasn't famous. Correct. Exactly. Now this is a very different game. This is a very different game. MGK.

I think he's hot either way. He pulls either way. He's tall, too, as fuck. And those tattoos, girls like that shit. He'd always have a market. I think it just becomes much more of a niche market if he's not. I very agree. I think a lot of people think he's not that good looking. He's a good looking either way.

He's the most average guy, though. Nobody is like. Yeah, nobody's drooling over him. If there was ever a perfect seven out there, that's this guy. You know what I'm saying? It's like he's not the guy you're taking a second glance at, but he's not bad looking at all. No, he's... His wife left him for Harry Styles.

There's 10 of him at every under 10 soccer game. Right. Right. Right. This is a perfect example of... I would say not even close to hot. I would say 100% it's because he's famous. Just because he's famous. Correct.

Yes. Yes. Persona swag, like troubled dude. Yeah. Yep. That game was a little bit better. At first, I thought people had to get fired. Yeah.

I was like, come on. This was completely wrong. Like to lead with Seth Rogen. And I mean, he's a funny guy. I like Seth Rogen. Okay, that was a little better. Ask the internet. You can buy this.

Answer the internet. Yeah. What is one rumor, true or false, you'd want to spread about yourself huge dick i was gonna say i feel like that that's kind of like the go-to yeah absolutely huge dick okay there we go what's the most rewatch like awesome in bed huge dick doesn't mean like necessarily that you're great at fucking i'd probably rather like he's the best fuck ever um what's the most rewatchable TV? For me, it's The Office.

Yeah. Really? Yeah, I love it. You don't like The Office, Josh? No, I know. It's a hot take, but just like never was able to be a fan of The Office. I think there's funny ass clips from it. Like I'll see them on Instagram.

I'm like, ha, funny. But I just can't watch that show. I can watch it. You got to get past. Most rewatchable TV show? Family Guy. That's easy. Family Guy is good.

Similar sense of humor is to me, but. Would you rather see everything that's occurred in the history of the world or everything that's going to happen in the future? Everything that's going to happen in the future. Don't we already know? Don't we have a history book to read? Yeah, but it's all bullshit. I don't know.

I feel like it would be tough to know the future can you act on it like is it like uh back to the future if like i know the event sporting event so i can bet and become a zillionaire if so that's pretty cool that's what i was thinking too but then like wouldn't you kind of like imagine all the conspiracy theories you can debunk and all this shit you can figure out if you just go in the past too but would people believe yeah no one would believe you i i'll take i'll take proof going i'm going back seeing the history i'm gonna grab it would you rather go into a coma and not wake up until you're 75 or die tomorrow die tomorrow yeah what's peace i don't want to come in at 76 i'm out 75 out all right last one.

Which reality TV show would you be best on? I don't know that I'd be good on any of them. Run me with Survivor, bro. I'll survive the shit out of that island. I would be a dominant mental player on Survivor until I didn't get a good night's sleep, and then I'd be in a puddle. You have to sleep on the sand with bugs.

Maybe The Amazing Race. No, I'm the sand with bugs. Maybe the Amazing Race. No, I'm not good with the Amazing Race. Oh, the Challenge. What about the Challenge? You guys ever watch that? Yeah. I think that would be my best one. I still want to take a good night's sleep.

The Squid Game. I'd probably do it. The Squid Game. Yeah. Dominate. Okay. That's BFFs. Hopefully next week we have a gigantic guest for you.

I don't know who it'll be, but hopefully we will. Is there any people you want to call out to come on? DM Banks. Drewski. Who? Drewski call out to come on? I DM Banks. Who? Drewski. Who's Drewski? I was thinking that this morning. I think Drewski would be perfect for this.

Yep. Thinking that this morning. Jack Harlow's friend. She's a comedian. Friends with a lot of... Drewski, Banks. Tana. Summer Rae.

Summer Rae, yeah. Tana, if she ever will want to come on. It's her schedule. I'm done asking her. She'll be in Miami next week and she's not coming on. Okay. That's an episode. BFFs.

All right. See you. BFFs. Peace.