BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - BRI IS THE LEFT OUT BFF — BFFs EP. 117

Episode Date: February 16, 2023

We are back from the Super Bowl where we recap the week, where both Josh and Dave hung out and golf and it seems Bri’s invite was lost in the mail. We then get into headlines where we talk Rihanna���s halftime performance and whether or not it was in the upper echelon of performances, Jackson Mahomes’ return to the internet, MGK and Megan Fox splitting, Livvy Dunne blocking her lookalike on Twitter, Bryce Hall beefing with another old person, Mads Lewis splitting with her boyfriend, Penn Badgley refusing to do sex scenes in “You” due to his marriage, a fan vomiting on Lady Gaga, the MSCHF Red Boots going viral, a viral Joe Rogan deep fake ad, snakes falling out of a ceiling, girls claiming they are infected by “boyfriend air”, and EmRata and Eric Andre’s interesting Valentine's Day post. We then get into BFFs corner where Bri says that ugly people have the best relationships, Josh and Dave did a Sandbagger and there seems to be some questions about their respective heights, and Josh and Dixie being spotted together all throughout the week leading to some Noah Beck subtweets and unfollows. Support Our Sponsors: Raising Canes: Come for chicken finger meals and stay for sauce! Order online at RaisingCanes.com Gametime: Download the Gametime app or go to gametime.co, enter your email, and redeem code BFF for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply) Takis: Try Takis today and Face the Intensity.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

Hey, BFF listeners, you can find us every Wednesday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Okay, BFFs. Brie, we missed you. Josh and I did last week's episode together, and then we saw each other at the Super Bowl. And actually, yeah, we hung out, right? I mean, it wasn't forever, but it was a little bit of time. Like we were sharing our little table.

I had big FOMO. I was the missing BFF. Yeah, you were. It's been a while since all three of us have been together. And I feel like our table is causing a little bit of a ruckus. A lot of people are like coming over to say hello. And we weren't in the main section or anything. But our table had some, what would be a word that the kids use

clout was it a club table who else was at it guy fieri oh yeah me josh clout uh um what's his name uh jaredff was at it for a bit. Yeah. Quarterback for the Lions. Oh, yeah. We saw like Dixie came up. She's like,

come on, come on down to a Dixie, by the way, in an unprecedented move, which I've busted her balls about, like came over. It's like, Hey,

said hello to Silvana. Like before me, it's like, you two haven't met. They're like, love you. Love you. It's like hey said hello to sylvanna like before me it's like you two haven't met they're like love you love you it's like you guys literally have never met yeah yeah she big dog dave it was yeah i'm like uh i'm right here like what the fuck did you say that yes oh yeah almost verbatim to those words like you guys are doing a love fest but i know for fact you've never met so you can't really love each other. And Dixie's, well, I like her TikTok. Sorry, but we know each other. So whatever.

But yeah, it was a good time. It got pretty serious, eh, Dave? You guys were like DMing back and forth. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Yeah.

Yeah. I'll tell you exactly what was. So wait, did she ever respond to your DM that you sent? Yeah, we included it last week she she denied it right away okay but um that should be in the thing and then i was like uh kind of fucked up right right i mean we were drinking at that table so uh let's see um i said sylvan is like obsessed with that's what i said sylvanas like obsessed like oh a love fest so i said my girlfriend's obsessed you know i love her oh shut up you've never even met her

that's what i said i just did i watch her online she's dope fine she's dope you win talk to you later okay good seeing though you look great and happy she did look happy dixie um she talked to josh at all did we we get to Josh? You, I don't, you went down there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So Ruben came up to the table and was like,

yo, what's up Josh? And he was like, hop down. So then I like jumped over the fence down to the bottom floor thing. And Dixie was with Ruben. So yeah. We're all hanging out.

Yeah. Yeah. I, I did not jump down. No, we asked you to, we asked you to jump down and you said no, your knees would

buckle no uh i like michael rubin for those don't know he owns fanatics he used to own part of the sixers throws the parties he's well-known guy very successful businessman i do like him i know him oh didn't you double bird him yes he did double yes you double birded him i forgot about that that that is the infamous for he throw he took over Diddy's 4th of July party, basically, in the Hamptons. A big white party. Everybody goes. Very big party. He invited me.

Plus one. Sylvana's sister ended up coming for the 4th of July with her boyfriend. I'm like, I need two more tickets. They're like, no room. I said, I'll never go to any of your events again. But I do like them, other than that. But yeah, I'm not jumping over the... The barricade.

Barricade for that, no. Anyways, so it was a good week. It was awesome. Brought to you by Raising Cane's. I conservatively had, no joke, probably 7,000 Raising Cane's chicken fingers. Todd Graves was with us a lot. They sponsored The Dozen.

They sponsored radio. They're everywhere. And they're so good that and i was always hungry whenever we had an event so i just ate literally a quadrillion of them they're kind of addicting you can't really stop super good no super good and if they were warm we had such events they were getting cold i was still eating cold um go today visit raisincanes.com find the closest maybe if we had maybe oh sorry i was gonna say maybe if we had raisincom, find the closest location to you. I was going to say, maybe if we had Raising Canes at the golf tournament, you would have been in a better mood. Oh, I forgot about that.

And Josh and I played. I don't know how I forgot. The week is so long. It felt long. It felt like a month. Yeah. So Spittin' Chicklets, our hockey podcast, does Sandbaggers Classic, which is like a golf thing.

Um, and Josh and I played versus biz and right. Whitney. I saw that. It was horrible. It was the worst day of my life. Why? Cause first of all, I couldn't hit the ball.

I'm not great, but usually I can hit the ball. Okay. I was as bad as I could be. There was, my back was hurting a little bit, 40 mile per hour winds in our face it was cold and the golf course was impossibly hard like for somebody josh played decent neither of us are

great like i told them like whitney's pretty good but it was just it was a very hard golf course very bad conditions very windy so it was a disaster but yeah so josh and i actually saw a lot of each other we had to be up it was like early in the morning far away so early yeah um so a lot all right let's get into uh the headlines super bowl recap josh and i just kind of gave us and what you had an event brie that's yeah i had i had an event in boston so I couldn't I couldn't back out of that committed yeah commitments matter uh Rihanna obviously we all saw that she was pregnant yes what'd you guys think I I mean we were at a bar I loved it yeah it was it was cool it was cool I feel like there wasn't as much like movement or I don't know I thought it was kind of stationary I thought it was just the platforms I feel like there wasn't as much movement or... I don't know.

I thought it was kind of stationary. I thought it was just the platforms moving up and down. It was like I was watching Super Smash Bros. or something. It wasn't like a Super Bowl halftime show. Love the music. Don't get me wrong. Music was unreal. I was vibing up there.

I was vibing. It was crazy. Yeah, unreal. It won't go down as top 10. I don't know. Like I thought great. Granted, I agree with you guys. Her music's so great.

It kind of carries the day. And I guess I wasn't paying total attention like as close because we're in a packed bar. But her. Were you at the game, Josh? I was. So I also do feel like halftime show is made for the people that are watching on TV. Definitely. Or the people that are at the game.

Because she has like the smokiest glare. Like eyes she doesn't have to do anything just the way she looks at like the camera is enough yeah yeah she did with her hand on her ass come on that was great yeah yeah no you're right you're right were we all looking at the tv wondering is she pregnant or am i just fucked up and maybe maybe she just stole some baby weight. Were we all thinking that? Were we all thinking that? No, no. She was very clearly pregnant.

I thought she was very clearly pregnant too. I thought she was fat. I thought she was, I was like, when did she have her last baby? Is it still postpartum? Like, wait. But it clearly wasn't.

You don't want to be the person that goes online and is like, yo, is Rihanna pregnant again? And then it's like she's not it's like oh yeah but she did do the ballet rub maybe i'm a purist i i like i'm about singing i don't need the theatrics and the moves and all this shit i'm just about singing and the songs are so good it carries the day for me and her look does it she just looks like a superstar oh i was i was fine with it um i don't know i thought i thought the fanny beauty idea like when she pulled out the makeup i saw her pull out the makeup i instantly was like genius genius move i think we have a

little thing here fanny fenty beauty had an 830 increase in internet searches wow insane so that was our little special guest, the baby and Fenty beauty. Right. I put this class. Sometimes I don't know what stuff to talk about a BFF first. Like the other shit I do. There's this clip of Roger Goodell hugging Chris Jones.

I talked to, I hate Goodell. I hate him. So I, this was a weird thing for me for conditioner for a commissioner of a league to do, but I don't know if that's really BFF stuff. I think the more BFF stuff is Jackson Mahomes

reappeared in a pretty big way. Back dancing. In fact, I'd love to have, maybe we can re-get him or try to get him on the show again. Yeah. Sure we could. How they played in the second half, that's the reason we won this game.

Oh shit, I never saw that. Right behind, he did another one. And I talked about this as well. Like, it actually makes me like Patrick Mahomes more. Because everyone's like, did he tell his brother and his wife to just chill out? Because so many people hate him because they are obnoxious with the dancing and like all the shit they do but clearly he didn't because jackson went right behind yeah national television star dancing he did others and to me that's cool

like just like i love people like yeah he's like my family's gonna be my family so i'm i'm down with it and he's like by far the best quarterback right now, football. So it makes me like him more, actually. He's so likable. It's making me somehow like Jackson, which I don't know how that's possible. I think if you just accept they're like all cornballs, then it's like, oh, they're just cornballs. Yeah.

Have you seen the stats lined up for Patrick Mahomes at his age right now and Tom Brady at his age at this point and how much better Patrick Mahomes looks already at this point? Well, as you're saying that, Josh, I don't know what you're talking about. Because Brady won the Super Bowl like his first year. He only had two Super Bowls at this point in his career, and so does Patrick Mahomes. And then Brady won next year then?

He could have won the next year. He could have won the next year. I thought they went two out of the first three, right? Or three out of four? I thought he had two, but I could be wrong. I was shown something. Then I thought they didn't make the playoffs. Then I thought they won the next two.

They did. So they won three out of four. Damn, they already won three? Three out of four. Never mind then. I was off. Fuck Gavin. Gavin showed me something wrong.

Yeah, you're just making shit up, Josh. Gavin, hey, that's Gavin's fault. I'm blaming it on Gavin. He won his first year. They didn't make the playoffs. All right, so first year he played. And then they lost. They didn't make the playoffs.

They won three of his they won three of his first four years that well if you don't count the year that he sat well yeah you can't count that he was in the league okay by the way we should as we're going almost put at the top i'm sure you guys saw i'm sure all of us thoughts and prayers michigan state there was a shooting there last night. Horrible. Last night I saw five people died. Bunch more critical condition. Maybe three people died.

Much more critical condition. I went to Michigan. So you have that Michigan, Michigan state robbery. But obviously this brings everybody together. Just awful. So we are thinking about you guys. Back to headlines. If you can do that split, which doesn't really work.

But MGK and Megan Fox split. I thought they were bound together forever. Yeah. And we saw MGK was performing at the concert Josh and I were at the night this all went down, supposedly. The concert was terrible for him. You can't do a Machine Gun Kelly concert when people are showing up to the concert

like a Super Bowl party, regardless of who the talent is, because he's too specific. Like, nobody liked his music, and we're just sitting there. Chainsmokers came on later. Great. Like, they're playing things people know,

people like it. But MGK has to perform for his crowd. Yeah, how long was this set was it too long fucking long it was it was pretty long it was pretty long and he knew it he was like saying no one's like it was just a very corporate dull event anyways we're there but people believe megan fox mgk split after you post an instagram quoting a song from beyonce's lemonade album in the same post mega fox posted a video of her burning an envelope megan also deleted all her pictures of mgk from instagram what she said is you can taste the dishonesty it's all over

your breath then uh she only followed three people all his enemies eminem harry styles timothy chambelle so i tweeted i thought it was a publicity stunt, but I don't know how, why, where, or what. I don't think this is a publicity stunt. Why would they do this? I feel like they were too in love to risk a publicity stunt for their relationship. But if he cheated on Megan Fox, he's out of his goddamn mind. I would 100% bet that he cheated. You think? He's like a rock star crazy

person yeah they don't like i don't know that they care i don't know he seemed like obsessed with her so you so this is an official breakup they're drinking their own blood it's all done you guys yeah i think it's i think i think they broke up that doesn't mean they don't get back together i'm just saying they're broken up she followed eminem that's yeah yeah they don't get back together I'm just saying they're broken up she followed Eminem that's tough I don't get the Harry Styles and Timothy thing where's the beef there with MGK MGK doesn't like those

two people apparently probably because at some point just sitting around the dinner table watching TV Megan Letts looks like oh he's hot I'd like to fuck him that's what I was thinking and then it's like you go on the blacklist yeah or they were like, like pictures or something. Right. Right.

Right. Right. Right. Yeah. So she's petty with that. Followed his enemies. Yeah. That's crazy.

Yeah. You totally would. We got a Liv Dunn lookalike. A girl named Brecky Hill who people think looks like Liv Dunn said Liv, he blocked her and she doesn't know why. Brecky, I who people think looks like Liv Dunn, said Livi blocked her and she doesn't know why. Brecky, I'm being blocked. Okay, I'm going to be addressing the Livi situation this once. So a few weeks ago, Livi blocked me.

I don't know why still to this day, but I'm still blocked. And now posts like these are being made. I don't know. People just say we look alike. I don't know why she's upset, but. being made i don't know people just say we look alike i don't know why she's upset but i don't know why you would block someone for looking like you i guess people pointed out that brekkie has been posting content very similar to livy i still don't know why that would make someone block they're both pretty i mean livy don has to have a million looks of

like she's like a guest looking girl i don't mean as a like but she's like what you'd expect on the cover of guest magazine. Wait, that those two pictures on the sheet. Those are two different people. Yeah. The right is Livy. The left left is Brecky. Oh, shit.

so she's so that was a very weird video but i think we can based on what i got from that brecky is definitely copying livy yeah so maybe she just hit the block so yeah maybe it's like i don't want to see this shit i mean i, I don't know that would bother me, but fine. Fair enough. Livvy's friends have been commenting Livvy, Livvy, dupe, mocking Brecky. Dupe? What? Dupe? I'm just reading the sheet. Livvy's friends have been commenting Livvy dupe.

Oh, it's a misprint. Dupe? Done. Yeah. No, dupe as in like duplicate. No, it's, it's, it's, that's, that's the right thing. Like dupe? Say it like that, Dave. You can go dupe.

My brain isn't working. I took a small dose of Adderall prescribed just to wake up for this. I still can't understand this sentence. Livvy's friends have been commenting Livvy dupe, mocking Brecky, and some fans have been taking her side because they think Livvy and her friends are being mean girls. They're calling her Livvy dupe instead of Livvy Dunn because she's Livvy Dunn's copycat. Like Doop.

Oh, they're calling Brecky Livvy Doop. Brecky Doop. All right. Livvy Doop. Yeah, fine. All right. Whatever. Livvy Doop.

She is copying her. I don't want to. Who cares? Yeah. You think Elvis was going around being like, stop copying me with all that? It's kind of flattering. Yeah, it is. And the girl's like, pretty.

I don't know why Olivia Dunn would care about that. Whatever. It's still going. And of course, my man Josh is now in the headlines. Come on. Around New Year's, Brecky invited Josh to a New Year's Eve party. Josh responded. Brecky invited Josh. Am i just not able to read around new year's brecky also invite josh to a new year's eve party

josh responded brecky invite josh to a new year's eve what yeah that's that was weird that was weird that's not on you the next thing is just the title it's the title of the video oh well put a god there was no space yeah oh i didn't i didn't. Or like bold the title, you know? Did you go to it? No, no, no. Why? Because that like- Team Livvy?

Livvy? No, I don't know where she lives. I think it was like one of those things where it was just like a video. She made a video being like Josh Richards. If you're Josh Richards, this video is made for you. Who is this? This is Livvy Dupe. Yeah, yeah.

This is Livvy Dupe. Why would we get Livvy Dupe on the show? Hi, Josh. If you're seeing this, you are invited to my New Year's Eve party on December 31st at 9 p.m. There is a bedroom if you want to stay the night. Oh, is that Josh? Yeah. That was me running with my pillow.

Very funny. Silly goose. Thank you. Thank you. So you talked to this Livvy Dupe girl? Yes, I have talked to her who hasn't Josh talked to so get her on the show

Bryce Hall this is like playing the greatest hits here Bryce also commented Livvy dupe and called the woman reporting the drama a cut oh shit Bryce also made fun of her for

being 50 years old and talking about people in the 20s he's done that routine on me. Yeah. He loves that one. She does kind of take unnecessary shots at him. Alright, let's see. There's a viral moment. There's a Bryce Hall and Bryce Hall seems

to agree that Brecky is a Livvy dupe. Once again, Bryce, please get some hobbies. Oh. This shit. Yeah. Hey, once again bryce grow the fuck up dangerous line though being that lady where it's like this fucking guy who looks like your fucking catcher's mitt keeps talking about teenage drama so

i get it at least you're self-aware yeah but i don't understand the uncult like that shot is kind of hypocritical because she's reporting on the drama and then if bryce isn't understand the uncool like that shot is kind of hypocritical because she's reporting on the drama and then if Bryce isn't on the drama he needs to get hobbies but isn't social media also his job I think maybe flowers just arrived

aww yeah I'll be right there alright any Valentine's Day plans for you guys I wish someone would send me flowers no Josh did you send

anyone flowers Dixie maybe the whole roster yeah I guess no need to get disrespectful alright we're all just trying to have a fun podcast here

no just asking cause you're a nice guy I thought you would maybe I did send someone flowers no Josh I was asking if he sent flowers out to his roster

cost a thousand dollars don't say that don't say that Derek Jeter like Yeah, I thought he would. Maybe I did send someone. No, Josh, I was asking if he sent flowers out to his roster. Cost $1,000. Don't say that. Don't say that. It's like Derek Jeter when he gives gift baskets. The flowers are gross. I was told. I don't know what happened to my hair when I did that.

But I was told. First of all, we're talking Valentine's Day. And this is kind of like on behalf of men everywhere. To have Valentine's Day two days after the Super Bowl is ridiculous. Why? It's like, because I'm working all week, it's the Super Bowl, men's brains are in football mode, and then it's like you don't have a second to breathe. Everything's booked. It's, like, not fair.

Push Valentine's Day back a week and let us, like, get out of the football. My brain, I felt like I got run over by a truck so i woke up this morning and sylvana is very very specific first of all she's a big holiday girl i've never been a big valentine's day guy i think it's kind of like a made-up thing um i got her a car that was like okay that's kind of for valentine's day yeah like valentine's day slash birthday slash like don't forget i got you a car oh you lumped them all in one dude yeah i got it was for nothing i got no i mean it was yeah why didn't you wait to give her the car yeah it's hard to find the car i wanted and it's like i found the one i wanted it may not be there and i didn't know

why don't you just buy it and store it? Yeah, we could have figured that one out. For like a couple weeks. DP, come on. So, but I said, oh, this is like Valentine's Day. I mean, a car's a car. It doesn't really matter. You're getting a car, you're getting a car.

Right. It's like, well, might as well have it sooner. Anyhow, she's big on these holidays. I'm not. I get it. Like, birthday is, she starts planning a birthday two days after her birthday passes, basically. It's like, oh, my birthday is almost here. Actually, there's 350 days before your birthday.

So she's big on, like, I have to ask, will you be my Valentine? That's, like, very important. I respect your brand. So I woke up. Wait, but you're already dating. Thank you. I don't. Trust me.

Don't. Don't think you're new. Isn't it already locked in? Isn't it already locked? No, I trust... I know Thank you. I don't. Trust me. Don't. Don't think you're new for Lush. Isn't it already locked? I woke up. No, trust me. I know. You think I don't know? I didn't even think we were going to have to go out.

It's like, we're so tired. We're out all week. No, trust me. It's a big deal. So I woke up, and I was like, will you be my Valentine? She's like, I kind of thought it would be set on a card or something. Oh, my God. That's a lot of shit.

The passive aggressiveness i just heard through your voice so do you have to get a backup you're gonna get another present i got her a backup before the flowers the flowers just got him okay you got a long day holidays i you gotta take more adderall yeah man yeah face the intensity withis, the most intense snack ever. So Takis makes the best and most intense snacks like Taki Waves. We have kettles, hot nuts, Takis sticks, Takis pops, and Takis rolls. There's a snack for everyone. And for people who still want the intensity without the spice,

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Try Takis today and face the intensity. There's a snack for everyone. anyways back to bryce bryce wants better influencer drama influence drama has been boring it is it is boring lately yeah and i don't want to talk about it nobody wants to be josh i'll give credit for the most part he'll talk about most of them don't want to talk about it yeah it's it's weird oh shit talking shit. Talking about influencer drama, though. What happened? Maz Lewis and her boyfriend split. I feel like Maz could be a fourth on this show.

She could. She could. She says whatever the hell is on her mind. Fans speculate that Maz Lewis, her boyfriend, Kevin Mija, have broken up after Maz deleted all their pictures together on Instagram, deleted most of the TikTok she recorded. I don't get this move. The delete? Yeah, who cares?

Me too. I still have all pictures with all my exes on my Instagram. I don't know if I have all, but like what if you dropped like a milli liker? You know what I'm saying? It's like, oh, that's kind of nice.

You know what I mean? It's kind of like a scrapbook. It's like your whole life. Yeah, right. That's true too. I actually started making a photo album because I was like, what if I lose my phone?

Yeah, exactly. I want to have memories of everything that happened. But I think they do that because they want people to speculate. Yeah. But you can still have good memories with people that you don't like anymore. You know what I mean?

That's why I think you just leave it off. Or it ended poorly. I'm going to send her a DM. I think I kind of called this the last time we had her on. You did, yeah. That they were going to break up? Yeah, you said that.

Yeah, you were nice. I was? No, Bree. I was nice. I was nice about it, but I didn't predict this. You guys want to hear some shit from behind. I don't know if I should say this. This might be messed up towards Mads.

Should I just say it? Fuck it. It was towards me. Mads wasn't allowed to come to my 21st birthday party from this guy. This guy didn't let her come to my 21st birthday party. Oh, exactly. Get fucking get away from that guy. Yeah.

Why didn't, why won't he just go with her? That's what I mean. Like, I would have been cool with that. You both can come. Like, I thought, I never had no issues with Kevin, but I guess I'm an issue in mad relationships or something. Interesting. I'm sure that won't cause any waves

if they are back together because they unfollowed and then just refollowed oh we should have read that fucking hell josh you're getting ahead of yourself i should have read that first obviously if they're back together i'm in much support i'm a friend of matt's i want us to be happy listen i don't know what your history is i can speak to sylvana if i had hooked up or dated or whatever with a girl there's no chance i'm going to that person's party i'm not even like friends or talking so i maybe i yeah maybe i do get it like that that's a no-go i get it i get like i guess i get the

jealousy is going to happen no matter what you know i understand that i understand jesse penn bagley doesn't want sex scenes in you. Do you guys still... I watched like a season that... The thing got so stupid. How does anyone still watch that? I watched the first one and then it fell off for me. I think I only was able to watch the first one too.

First season was good though. Yeah, I need my shows like that to have a degree of reality in them. It has to be somewhat believable. Are you watching the last one? What happened to it? happened to it yes love it yeah that's a very what happened to you love what happened to you what happened to you what happened to you that made it bad like everyone he was murdering like 3 000 people yeah and then the wife started murdering with him yeah or the girlfriend 3 000 people i guess the larger question here because the guy didn't want to do sex scenes because he says it's really important fidelity

in every relationship especially in marriage is important me just got a point where i don't want to do that come on dude be an actor once you're a fucking actor i know but don't you feel like every time actors do sex scenes they end end up having sex in real life? You're thinking of Dancing with the Stars. Yeah. I mean, that too. I don't think actors do, no. I feel like a lot of them end up dating or hooking up.

Are you thinking Angelina? Was that how Angelina and Brad Pitt got together? I think so. I mean, I'm sure it's happened. Jennifer Lawrence. Yeah. pit got together who i think so i mean i mean i'm sure it's happened jennifer lawrence yeah yeah but there's a lot of like major major major actors who have plenty of sex scenes didn't jennifer aniston and brad pitt or some shit i think brad maybe with angelina i think if you're maybe going off set to a different country for a long time maybe i think it's more likely dancing with the Stars.

You're grinding all over each other like every day. Yeah. Because you do have to remember like a sex scene. Well, remember. How many cameras are there and people. It's like probably harder for a dude to get hard. But I just saw Lady Gaga down on the sheet. But remember her and Bradley Cooper like there.

That was a rumor. I don't know. But remember, they're they're singing on stage and how sexual, sexual chemistry there was. It was like they totally were fucking. Yeah, but Lady Gaga is a professional. She's committed to the craft. I saw Lady Gaga, The Shallows, Apollo. Let's forget about it.

Speaking of Gaga, a video from 10 years ago has resurfaced of Lady Gaga being puked on at a performance the woman who puked on her is named Millie Brown Millie's a performance artist who's uh most well known for her work involving vomiting absolute art it's like she's committed slime it's beautiful look at the color of it I don't know if it's beautiful I'm gonna be honest I haven't watched the full it. I don't know if it's beautiful. I'm going to be honest. I haven't watched the full thing because I don't like puke. I just like Gaga.

Oh, my God. She's got puke. Oh, why is it that color? It's going to make me throw up. Oh, my God. That is art. It's like green slime. Turn off. Turn off.

That's almost as bad as the snake video that's going that's crazy what's the snake video also on the sheet snake video we'll get to it it's let's do it back to back i've been internetting for 20 years it's the most disturbed you think that it's the most disturbing video i've ever seen i can't make it through the end of the snake video you'll see it it's the snake get hurt it's disturbing just put just hurt? What kind of psycho are you? I can't even watch a bug get... Snakes are the worst.

No, they're not the worst. Watch this video. I seen this video. Damn, that's a big snake. there's two snakes is there multiple yeah there's two two at least it's done dave thank you what's so bad about that? Yeah, that. Are you serious? I mean, that's just a snake. That's terrifying. That's the craziest video you've ever seen. Oh, I didn't know that we were in the snake-like combayag group. No, but I used to catch snakes when I was a kid all the time with my bare hands. Yeah, me too.

Snakes are the only animal, only creature I don't like. Why? Because they're devious. What about a little snake? I guess. Still don't even like them. Like gardener snakes? Anything that slithers like they do, see ya.

I'm out. Really? Boa constrictor? They just wrap themselves slowly, take all your breath away, please. Well, why would you put yourself in a scenario where you're next to a boa constrictor, dog? I'm talking about like garden mean, those gardener snakes, you know, those people just did.

They're, they're, they're, they're pest control. They're getting the snakes out of there. They had to been up. So you don't have to business. They had a lot of snakes in their sailings.

Well, the red guys, the red boots, a pair of red M S C H F boots. I don't know what that means. It's been blowing up mischief. Miss. I think, I think that's how you pronounce it.

I think that's what it is. I'm not positive, though. It's been blowing up on social media before they even released. Lil Wayne, Coy, LeRae, Diplo, many of the celebrities have been spotted them. Shoes going to sell February 16th. They're selling for $350. They're already on resale websites listing way above. Some people have used the shoes already.

I've been posting how hard the shoes are to take off man stuck in red boots this is this is this is dumb right what are we doing i don't know man they look like um like mini mouse boots or mickey mouse boots or like yeah remember moon boots yeah those kind of came back no yeah moon boots are kind of fire if we've been honest yeah are, they just look like cartoon. Yeah, they look like cartoon feet. Yeah, kind of cool. Oh, the snake's on there. Deep fake ads, people freaked out after a viral deep fake ad featuring Joe Rogan's face was used to promote amino booster supplies.

The ad was pushed and sponsored content TikTok, although Joe Rogan never made claims. Yeah, I mean, you can't have that shit going on. It's kind of crazy. Have you seen the video? Yeah, I think I have. He can totally sue them, right? There's a category of supplements that are very interesting, work very well to increase testosterone by about 100 to 200 points.

Well, look, that Alpha Grind product is all over TikTok. If you go to Amazon and you type in libido booster for men, you're going to find it right at the top. And that's because guys are figuring out that it literally is increasing size and making a difference down there. It stimulates the testes. If you got those to make more testosterone or estrogen. Yeah, that's crazy. That's like once, once I knew it, maybe you can hear his voice is a tiny bit off, but like you never think that going in yeah so yeah i don't know i mean it's probably i assume whoever did that is like a fake person who's doing the ad so how do you even all right i'm assuming you know you're breaking the law so it's not going

to be done correct like how do you find the person the fact that ticked on allowed it to be like a sponsored post that was kind of crazy yeah that is nuts but how would they know it's fake yeah yeah yes looks real valentine's day uh we talked a little bit already boyfriend air a new term boyfriend air is going viral the term is used to describe the state of women's hair skin and overall hygiene after girls spend the night at their boyfriend's apartment women are saying after they spend the night their boyfriend's apartment their hair is more oily their skin is gross overall feel leaving disgusting their boyfriend's place i could see that i guess yeah i guess that can make sense do you think that's true brie yeah i would say so but i've taken the steps to i've doubled up all of my products and just put

them at my boyfriend's house so i was gonna say that's yeah probably not so much the boyfriend's fault as much as the girlfriend not bringing their face products and all the shit they use to the boyfriend's house that night. Yeah. If you don't do your regular routine, you're not going to feel the same. Yeah, exactly. Eric Andre and Amarata celebrate this unlikely couple. It'll probably last. This couple will probably last.

Yeah, I don't hate it. Oh, shit. I didn't even notice she was in the mirror. Oh, yeah. Wow. So they're hot and heavy. is a real couple yeah and i think they're gonna last because she doesn't seem to be overly focused on looks he's so far above his pay schedule like that's you're gonna have two people who take care of each other and love each other but you would have thought that with pete davidson

too yeah but he's a jerk fair like most women are saying he's a jerk fair yeah it's like yeah um jeffrey star and taylor lawan troll the internet he's our guy taylor lawan works for us bustling with the boys they tricked the internet believing taylor was jeffrey's man this is crazy the whole thing's crazy so this was always fake from the beginning always fake from the beginning what oh okay i thought they were just playing into it after because people know they were i don't think yeah i don't think this was taylor wasn't involved at the very beginning i think he like knows who she's hanging yes that's how they got in contact is the whoever the boyfriend was like taylor's a

good guy you should like do stuff with him ah okay okay like I said I am going to Jimmy Buffett tomorrow night I can't wait I'll go to every Jimmy Buffett concert I can possibly go I probably should have saved this shirt for tomorrow um use the code BFF download the game time app you get 20 bucks off your first purchase last minute seats the best in the game courtside Buffett you name it uh that's what you gotta do so download game time app now use the code bff 20 bucks off your first purchase enter your email redeem the code lara pippen's ex is teammates with her son after being traded lara pippen's ex malik beasley is now teammates with her son scotty pippen jr larisa piston's relationship with malik was made major

ways because relationship larisa split him from his wife and child. Oh, and now they're teammates. I've never traded Larissa Pippen's ex-boyfriend with her son. So their relationship made them split and now they're teammates. Yeah. Okay. That's tough. It is a tough one. Do you request a trade if you're Scottie Pippen Jr.?

He's just always running into shit from his mom. Remember, she was like seen with Michael Jordan's son. Yeah. I think they're officially dating. Damn. That's just cold blooded. That is. Come on, ma.

BFF's Corner. Bree says medium looking people have better relationships. Yep. Medium looking people have better relationships than hot people. How do you know that? Because I know this. Okay. So medium looking people, right relationships do that than hot people how do you know that because i know this okay so medium looking people right like they find another medium looking person and they really get to know each other it's not based off of oh you're so sexy i'm so sexy let's just start fucking and this is a great relationship so super sexy people the sexiest of the sexy they look at each other and they're just both like we're both so sexy let's be together only because they're sexy there's no other attraction to it and then i saw other

tiktoks of all these pretty girls talking about how it sucks to be pretty in relationships because these guys look at them as these perfect perfect things and then when they realize they have problems they're like i don't like you anymore oh so medium ugly people have better relationships because it's about what's on the inside everyone agreed with me yeah I 100% agree with that I don't what the only question I have is medium is that just code for average I've never heard

I was talking about me I'm like I'm average person great relationships like look at M. Roddick for example you have great relationships yeah I was going to say that's crazy okay that's just not true what do you mean it's not true though Amrata, for example. You have great relationships? Yeah, I have great relationships. Okay, that's just not true.

What do you mean it's not true, though? You guys have no idea. All right. If you say so, Bri. The last guy was not a relationship, and that was the crazy one. He was the crazy one. I agree with what you're saying. It's kind of what I just said with Eric Andre and Amrata, even though Amrata is so hot.

But, like, I'm always amazed if i hear girls and they're out and they're always like oh what's his deal it's like well he's the quarterback of like an nfl team that guy's the hottest guy in hollywood it's like and then they he's a dj and they're shocked when it doesn't work it's like what yeah no shit yeah you're right yeah so Josh, you're universally regarded as a good looking person. What do you think? Yeah, I guess that could make sense. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. All right. I think I agree with everything Bree said until she said that thing about her relationships. Then she lost me. Okay. I think her current relationship's great, though. Yeah, that one's good. Yeah.

Oh. Gotta win. Are you having height problems, Josh? No, I'm not. great, though. Yeah, that one's good. Yeah. Oh, got to win. Are you having height problems, Josh? No, I'm not. Oh, we can talk about angles all day long. Like Josh and Dave do a sandbag. I see this. There's a big discussion about Josh and Dave's respective height.

All the comments are calling Josh a short king. Oh, shit, Josh. It does look like you guys look the same exact height. Yeah. Now, Biz and Whitney are like bigger guys. the same exact height yeah now biz and whitney are like bigger guys i don't know what's going on with josh yeah what happened angles guys no it's just did you shrink nope josh listen i'm a man of honor and integrity josh is taller than me yes for sure i'm like six foot one we can get out of measuring tape but now you know josh a little bit my world i run around with these fucking a lot of like a lot of people I run circles are fucking behemoths.

So, yeah. So it makes it even worse because Bids and Wade are like definitely over six to six three. Yeah. He's huge. He's six, four, six, five. Yeah. Pro athletes. And so, yeah, I always run it.

People. I mean, I tippy toed with. Actually, I got that picture. I was playing at like the celebrity football game this week. athletes and so yeah i always run it people i mean i tippy-toed with actually i got uh that picture i was playing at uh like the celebrity football game this week uh when we were down in arizona and there was a couple like it was hosted out of college so there were a bunch of fans there and whatnot and one of the guys i think saw that barstool clip and he was said something to me like us short kings need to stick together and i looked at him and i was like i ain't short and he was like he's like yeah i'm look i'm like i'm the same height as you and i was

like dude you're standing on a hill right now come beside me right now back to back he's like really really and i was like yep so he had to jump the fence come over and then we measured and i was like clearly half a head taller than him and everyone was like oh okay i guess you're not short but yeah i've had i've had that i didn't want to hear it for a second the old west when you like pull your gun out and shoot i've had at least like 50 back-to-backs oh on like on site yeah for people who are like i'm i know when i'm taller or not taller it's like all right me too i know my height i'm not gonna lie about my height like i know my height i'm good i am average height i'm 5 10 maybe 5 10 and a half i'm not tall i'm not short i think i'm right at six foot one like right at six foot one no taller

though uh josh and dixie spot super bowl event together now i'm not gonna like again this sort of developed so i don't know what this means but you want to take it joff what do you mean sort of developed i don't know what this means like i i'm just saying the way this is like spawned together like josh was did as far as i am aware did not go with dixie because he was with us and then we saw dixie come up well yeah though they were both at the super bowl yeah that i did go with her yeah but i mean like that developed from that night that we were all together. Like, I was at Dave's table.

I got brought down by Ruben. How did you end up at my table? That's why I asked if you knew who Nick Dio was. Because Nick Dio is one of Gary V's guys, and he's like, I love him. He's the best. And so he was in at a table, and I just assumed he must have been at your table

because when he brought me up into the table area, he was like, oh, by the way, Dave's all the way down and to the left. So I thought he was telling me that, saying, like, you guys were all at the same table, but he was just telling me that because I guess he had seen you there. So then I went up to your guys' table and was like, what's up, thinking that's where Nick and all them were staying at. So was kind of just like a no it was zero it was a sports illustrated party and super thankful for uh the invite they were very nicely but the zero security control on the table yeah yeah all and I me and Guy Fieri are like pretty, pretty friendly.

I'd say like we know each other pretty well at this point. And I think we always get put at the same table together because people know we're pretty friendly. Like you guys remember, he's the guy called. Yeah. Phone thing. But he was he and I were just at least back. We'll take control of your table. Get control of your table.

Get control of your table because there is no security. But we had a table. So that's beggars being choosers um okay josh and dixie then went to the game and charlie josh and dixie were spotted behind obj obj and jose can josie can say guard dating no no no no no no no no i think they were just there were so many people in this box like this box was filled with a bunch of people so so everyone was just sitting everywhere talking to everyone. Yeah, yeah. Did you like going to the game? I would only go if the Patriots were in it.

It was an unreal game, man. It was really cool. Thank you to Ruben for hosting me in the box. That was unreal. That was so sweet. Food was crazy. Did you happen to just be like, I heard about that little snafu at

your fourth of july party yeah we talked about it he actually was like you're gonna come next year josh so dave can get angry i won't get angry uh you guys if you don't stand for something you stand for nothing that's true that's true seems no beck subtweeted j Josh and Dixie. That should say Josh and Dixie. Got it. Never revenge. Let them realize. Are you guys still claiming to be just friends? Who are we talking about?

You and Dixie? Oh, oh, yeah. That wasn't like overly convincing. Yeah. What do you want me to do? Like you guys ask me these questions and I give an answer. Like you want me to fucking pull out like an essay with some details but you give different levels of convincing that one every day i'm gonna have facts every day i'm gonna have different energy levels i'm just trying to keep it 100 100 p i fucked up in hindsight i fucked up i should have gone down

there and put my sleuth skills to work, and I would have figured this shit out fast. No, of course you would have. You should have gotten some binoculars, yeah. I didn't really think about that at the moment. You didn't. You didn't ask a question. I was waiting.

I was waiting, actually. Dixie was there. I was there. I was more stunned she said hello to Sylvana. Yeah. I can't believe Dave. She masterminded it, and she threw you off with the mastermind call there by saying hi to Sylvana first. She did.

Good move, Dix. Yeah, that's crazy. Okay. Yeah, that's my fault. We were supposed to have the guy from Cheer on no-showed us. Yeah, Ladarius. He was supposed to come on and talk all the drama. And he just didn't show.

Wait, he just no-showed? Yeah. No- showed yeah no showed oh i don't know if i like that i have like a packet on him we were gonna grow i don't know if i like that yeah so instead no no guest uh all right that's uh that's the rundown that's everything right bffs not the rundown but yes how many how many times are you gonna do that i'm just wondering I think that's four now. In a row, maybe? Yeah. I don't have an answer for that. Sometimes my brain works in mysterious ways.

No, it does. Get old. Yeah. Well, you got to go get to work. It's Valentine's Day. Yep. We got a dinner reservation later. Jimmy Buffett tomorrow night. Oh, nice.

Sweet. Very excited. All right. See you guys.