BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - BRIANNA CHICKENFRY ADDRESSES NEW BOYFRIEND RUMORS — BFFs EP. 200
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All right. BFF's 200th episode.
Whoa, look at us go.
Had no idea.
Geez.
I didn't know either, what the hell?
And I know we're off the Zach ship.
I gotta say, Bri, and maybe it's because
you're doing your makeup now and not in a truck,
you look way better.
No, I literally look way better. I feel way better. Yeah, it's because you're doing your makeup now and not in a truck. You look way better. No, I literally look way better.
I feel way better.
It's-
Yeah, it's like noticeably better.
It's shocking.
It's really shocking.
A little bit more, a little bit more life behind the eyes,
you could say.
Yeah.
I know, it's so sad to like look back at stuff
and be like, fuck, I was really in the trenches.
Yeah, you were.
It's like hard looking now.
And again, it could have been makeup, you were on the road,
but noticeably.
Oh, I was still doing my makeup on the road.
Well then yeah, you just look way better. So that's good.
On to better things.
Yes. So, Josh, what do you got for the mug? I'll throw you the layout.
Oh, you know what? I wasn't even going to bring it up, Dave, but I did just sip right into the mic.
So I'm glad you called. This is just a pharmacy label one. It says the label is fuck it all.
And it's caffeine.
It's just like a caffeine prescription.
Drink one cup until all problems disappear.
Repeat dosage endlessly.
Refills unlimited.
Oh, it's giving millennial.
Yeah, I bought a mug online, three pack.
I don't know if I should save it for when it gets here.
I got influenced.
Like it showed up in my Instagram ads and I was like,
oh, I have to have it, need to have it.
But are you gonna wait for a review here?
Yeah, and the thing is, I don't know when it comes.
I feel like half the shit I buy in that fashion
just never comes.
And you never find it.
All on like the online social media apps.
Yeah.
Yeah, cause it's always the coolest looking stuff,
but it's getting shipped from like Bangladesh. Yeah. Never know when it's coming. Yeah. Yeah.
So I listen, I know that I guess everyone's like Dave with BFFs. I mean, if you'd have
me I plan on like being a pretty regular guest on BFFs. So if the mugs come in three months, I'll wait. I'm gonna wait. It's a good mug.
All right. Sweet. Something to look forward to.
Oh, what? Does that mean you're already missing us?
Yeah, you already want to come back a little bit?
Every week, I feel like maybe once a month or when you guys are like that,
that works more than the every week type stuff.
All right. Okay.
Hey, have you seen the outpour of comments of people being like,
Dave, you're not too old.
The elder Statesman does pull it together a little bit.
I'm 40 years old and I watched this to understand my kids drama. Have you,
have you seen any of those?
I have seen and who knows, maybe it can change. Like again,
maybe it can change. Like, again, clearly, I have such a hard time doing something with people when I know there's clamps. And this isn't a shot at Brie. Like, it
affected the show. Like, she was not doing well. And like, it just felt... So, but
that's not why I stopped. Like Like you guys know it was a while.
I'm like, this doesn't feel right.
But even when I do sling it, like I said,
like some of the stuff with Nessa going way back,
like, and I'm just hammering, it's like, she's so young.
I don't know.
I just can't, I have,
but I think me and Bre are,
me and Bre are a little older now.
So like, you know, we're not,
I think we've all matured
in the way that we talk about people.
But I have a Nessa question, Josh.
Am I allowed to listen to her new album?
I mean, yeah. Dude, that was so long ago.
Because you guys are friends, right?
Yeah, we're cordial. I mean, like, it's not like we're like hanging out.
You know what I'm saying? But, um...
I want to listen. I want to listen.
I'm so okay with you listening. I don't care at all.
There's also crazy different elements
that put things in perspective.
Well, like put things in perspective.
Like what you dealt with isn't what went on.
So it, you know, it puts different beefs.
Like I went crazy way back in the day.
It's like I got cheated on,
like who cares in the scheme of things.
No, I don't operate like that.
That I go like, I go nuts and ask questions later.
That's like my MO.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I felt like, I felt, I just think it was,
when I think about it, I just think it was so long ago.
I mean, comparatively to how long I've lived.
And then also it was like, I was so young.
Like we were so young.
We were like 17 when we met.
You were babies, yeah. You know what I mean? Like we weren't at a high school yet, and then you throw in LA drugs money partying
It's like what was the recipe there wasn't for any success
It was gonna be a recipe for disaster
Then you have people in my ear people in her ear from both teams all that stuff and you have no as a psycho
What's going on like
me as a psycho, new, what's going on? Like, let me come into my Monday podcast.
Like the day I, the day I get the new, it's like, what were you,
what were you thinking there?
So I think to me, I'm just, I wish the best for everyone in that situation.
And it's just, we all move on and grow up.
Okay.
I like that.
Onto more normal highlights, Mike Tyson verse Jake Paul fight.
Um, nobody was more right about this. I, did you guys both watch it? Paul highlights Mike Tyson verse Jake Paul fight.
Nobody was more right about this.
Did you guys both watch it?
I stopped watching it
because it was a little tough to watch.
It was awful to watch for multiple reasons.
The buffering was awful for Netflix.
They had like, I think they said 60 million,
which is insane.
I didn't even, I guess I have no idea
how many people even have Netflix.
It doesn't surprise me that a shit that was free. So it was built up. I preface this by saying, I want to bet
my entire night net worth on Jake Paul. Like I am a Tyson historian. I'm a boxing historian. So I
remember I'm old enough. I like when Tyson fought appointment TV and back in the day, half the time
it was like closed circuit, but there's never in my
47 there's never been anybody quite like him in the world stopped when he fought and he was scary
And he was the most dangerous man the planet those days were so far gone. He was back like he went to jail for rape
Kind of a weird case of our call
But anyways came out he was still feared in
that almost he got the eye tattoo more scared, but he was never the same guy.
Did he bite the ear off post prison?
Post.
Right.
He bit the ear off.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And a lot of that, a lot of people said who really knew, and I talked like his
ex trainers of it's like when Tyson thought he couldn't win or get scared in
the prime, like he would do something crazy.
It was almost like a way to get out of the fight. But he, his last four fights he lost, and this is 30 years ago,
I did the, I did his podcast and he was so high, they had another guy because he could barely talk.
He was almost just there to do like ad libs, right? Like he'd get really high on shrooms.
Oh, that's crazy.
Yeah. It's like wicked amount of shrooms, doesn't he? Oh, that's crazy. Yeah.
It's like wicked amount of shrooms.
So what kind of conversations did you guys have?
Nothing.
It was almost like the other,
there was a third guy there kind of running the thing.
Occasionally pipe up and say stuff.
Like a translator?
It was like an, it was an athlete, but he,
Tyson was out to lunch.
He just wasn't there.
He walked with like a lip, he has a cane. He, Tyson was out to lunch. He just wasn't there.
He walked with like a limp.
He has a cane.
So it, it was the greatest.
I called it a con job marketing, but like I would do it if I were either of them.
Jake got 40 million, Tyson got 20.
Neither of them are in danger, but it was exactly what I thought. So I mean, Tyson, Tyson need didn't need,
but like he's not rolling in dough. Like he huge payday for him. Yeah. So I felt like
it was, it was a money grab. And then I knew, I knew it was going to be a Jake Paul win.
I think everyone knew. Yeah. Like Jake Paul was going to win the fight. He was two to one underdog. It was, it was, it was only two to one. I mean, Tyson. I know, but I mean, I, I'm not a gambler like you, Dave. I'm not a gambler like you. And I put six units on Jake to win because I was like, he's going to win this.
Like, and I did the same for it to go the distance because I was like, this is going to be a distance fight. They're not going to throw at each other. They're going to do their little like sparring throughout. It's gonna be like Jake taking it kind of easy
because he's fighting somebody so old.
If Jake knocked him out, that's bad for Jake.
That's terrible for Jake.
You're hurting Mike Tyson.
It's terrible for Jake.
Well, did you guys see like everyone crying
on social media after being like,
they felt so bad for Mike Tyson?
But like you said, because he's a convicted rapist
and he punched his wife in the face
and said it was the best hit he ever had.
So we should be clapping a little bit.
Yeah.
Now he, you can maybe argue he's had a metamorphosis of like, how long do you
hold somebody for their crimes?
I guess that's like-
When it's that though?
No, I know it's bad.
He's a bad guy.
He was the baddest, scariest motherfucker.
Goal always be the baddest man.
And that's what people remember.
But I don't think they actually watched him as close.
You just had to be out to lunch.
If you thought, I mean, I was talking
Pat Beverly works for us.
He was convinced Tyson was gonna win.
I was like, I couldn't believe it.
Buddy, out to like, you're just not paying attention.
By the way, Jake Paul's I say Jake Paul and
Logan, maybe the two best marketers ever live of our
generation. I mean, brilliant, brilliant in his boxing career.
Jake's brilliant. Like he's built himself up enough where he
can do this. People hate his guts for the most part. But he lost to Tommy Fury who stinks. Like he's
that's the only guys ever fought who's sort of a real boxer sort
of not his side. So credit to them. Just a stunning like study
it for marketing, not for the boxing study for marketing was
surreal. Yeah, They're smart.
The video here with Tyson and the little kid, hilarious.
I didn't see this.
Oh, this is vintage Mike.
In your return to the ring for this fight,
you are setting a monumental opportunity for kids my age
to see the legend, Mike Tyson, in the ring
for the first time.
So after such a successful career,
what type of legacy would you like to leave behind when it's all said and done?
Well, I don't know. I don't believe in the word legacy. I just think that's another word
for ego. Legacy doesn't mean nothing. That's just some word everybody grabbed onto. Someone
said that word and everyone grabbed onto words and that was used every five seconds. It means
absolutely nothing to me. I'm just passing through, I'ma die, and it's gonna be over.
Who cares about a legacy after that?
What a big ego, so I'ma die,
I want people to think that I'm this, I'm great,
I'm nowhere, nothing, we're just dead.
We're dust, absolutely nothing.
Our legacy is nothing.
Well, thank you so much for sharing that.
That is something that I have.
Poor little girl.
Yeah. I've never heard someone say that before as an answer.
Yeah, that's Mike. That's when Mike's gone. Like, yeah, the
things he said, the things he did. I mean, he was a wildly
scary guy, but those days are so long gone. And he fought Roy
Jones Jr. Like, like, no one cares.
Years ago, and there was a quietest little thing that just
went under the radar.
Yeah. And that's where people aren't given Jake is due. They're
like, this is all Tyson.
No, it's all Jake. Yeah.
Yeah. Jake has the Millennials. Like you're not. You're just
not. It's the combo. People want to see Jake get beat up.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then by Mike Tyson, who else would you want it to be?
Yeah. You know, like it's just no shot.
I was mad. The only thing I was mad, I stayed up like an idiot to one.
I mean, I did bet I, I didn't bet. I bet a hundred grand on it.
So I won 50. That's a big bet, but I should have bet fucking more.
Hindsight though, like let me put the deed to my house down.
The second the fight started, I was like,
Dave, you fucking moron.
Yeah, I thought that.
Now how much you'd actually be able to get down, who knows.
Yeah, because it's a weird event.
It's like, are you going to be able to get the same thing?
But as soon as I looked at it, I thought that, Dave,
and I also was like, this is 100% going the distance.
Yeah.
100% going the distance, because a hundred percent go in the distance because the what they're gonna knock out
There's probably was a no knockout clause in the contract
They signed for this fight like I'm sure guarantee that there was something that was like Jake can't knock
It literally would have done Jake Paul. No good. No, no people would have I mean people hate them
But I think that would have been a different level you You're picking on a 60 year old, you fucking piece of shit.
But they wanted an all time announcement.
I saw an all time announcement that was like, uh,
Jake Paul is going to move on to conquer another sport.
He's going to take on, uh, it,
Babe Ruth in a home run Derby, babe Ruth who died 50 years ago.
I don't know where they go next. They've been so unbelievable. Every time you're like, who do they have that can draw the interest? They come up with something. They're brilliant.
You would do numbers. You in the ring would do numbers, Dave.
Who, me?
Yeah.
Yeah, I would never do that. I can't even lift my shoulder.
That's why it would be like a Tyson.
If you want to take the payday, if you want to take the payday if you want to take the payday
probably would do numbers. The highlight was his ass that was hilarious. Oh that was crazy. I was
sitting in my living room and I'm telling Gabby to come out for the fight because like that fight
is about to begin right I'm like Gabby hurry up like come on the fight's about to start and it's
like buffering it's just the screen is buffering at this point so she's like she's she's like, oh, like, she's like, why'd you tell me to come out
here? We don't even get to watch it. I'm like, no, no, it'll go back. Don't worry. It's gonna
be a fun fight. On buffers, Mike Tyson asked. It literally on the TV. Almost exactly. That's
crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She was like, what are you guys watching? What is, is this American
boxing? Is this what happens? Quick shout out, by the way, the fight before Katie Taylor, Amanda Serrano,
unbelievable fight. What a fight. I go back and forth on this.
I was actually at the one at Madison square garden, their first fight,
best sporting event I've been at Madison square garden,
best fight I've ever seen live. It was exactly like that one.
And Jake has done great by Serrano. She, everyone knows who she is. Madison square garden best fight I've ever seen live. It was exactly like that one and
Jake has done great by Serrano. She everyone knows who she is tons of views
But for me, it's a little weird to put it before like like those two women are warriors And then you put it for us a clown show, but it's still that was a great fight
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I saw, I saw this.
This is bullshit.
Mark Zuckerberg recorded get low for his wife.
I, he must've gotten in the booth a minute after I got in the booth.
It was like immediately after you got in the booth.
Big ass chain too.
I kind of, I kind of like him now, Dave.
He's kind of, he's growing on me.
He's kind of just seems like he's going for Dave Shtick though.
He's just kind of taking Dave Shtick.
It's like wearing a dark shirt with a chain and like trying to be cool.
Yeah.
He's your cool, he's your little bro.
Uh, yeah. He, he, he's like Mr. Beast. He trying to be cool. Yeah, he's your little bro.
Yeah, he's like Mr. Beast. He can little bro me. Yeah. Yeah.
Wait, did I tell you? Yeah, I can't remember. I guess I'm talking about on this show.
Yeah, Mr. Beast like big dick me bad.
What?
On the phone. What'd he say?
So we got. All right, what happened?
So Jerry, Jersey Jerry works for me.
This is the Jersey Jerry thing.
Okay.
Calls me.
And this is the night before the election.
He was doing an election show and he called me and he's like, call me back, call me back,
call me back.
I called Jerry.
He's like, Mr. Beast, uh, his guy, I'm talking to his guy.
They want me to do a golf jump on a plane that night, go play golf somewhere
for a million dollars.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I remember part of this.
Yeah, so-
A million dollars?
A million dollars.
And he's like, I don't know who I'm playing,
but it's equal, can I do it?
And I'm like, Jerry, we kinda have our own like concept
of a million dollar golf golf tournament
Can you hear my dogs? No, no, okay good our own concept of this that we want to do and you're like
Kind of the perfect guy. It's like almost based around I don't say specifically you but your type of golfer Jerry's so good
He's like a decent golfer. He needs the money. We want to make it pressure
So I'm like, let me talk to him.
Uh, his, his guy, Mr.
Beast's guy, not Mr.
Beast's is what I thought.
He calls me and he's like, hold on.
Mr.
Beast just gets right on the phone.
He's like, Hey, this is Mr.
Beast is like, we want Jerry to come do this.
And he gave me more of the info.
He was actually going to play Bryson DeChambeau.
Now I thought Bryson DeChambeau was part of our golf concept.
So that kind of irritated me a little bit, but still it's like, we are
doing something so similar.
I get how big you are.
And he just big dick me.
He's like, well, the thing is if you, Jerry gets all these views, you'll
be able to sell more ads to Jerry.
I was like, thanks, Mr.
Beast.
Like I know, and I know how big Mr. Beast is.
And the only thing that did happen,
he's like, you know, I really respect you.
I want to work with you guys forever.
I'm like, well, we've asked you to go on BFFs like 10 times.
You've said no 10 times.
He's like, yeah, he has.
He's like, well, you guys are a little controversial,
blah, blah, blah.
So he big dick me. Like, what can you say to Mr. Beast? He had nothing. He's like, well, you guys are a little controversial, blah, blah, blah. So he picked Dickney.
Like what can you say to Mr. Beast?
Yeah, nothing.
He runs the internet.
He does.
He does.
And it kind of bothered me.
Breathe.
Like you did something with him.
I did do a Mr. Beast thing.
So he's just picking off like our talent to go, like I'd rather it on our channel.
But I just did like a hamburger thing.
Like I didn't do a sports thing.
I didn't win a lot of money though.
And it's a lot of money and I felt bad.
Yeah.
But it's like that's what we do.
He did the same with my roommate, Blake.
Blake went out and won a bunch of money and got a Lambo.
He got a Lambo?
Yeah, yeah.
But I mean, he sold it.
He didn't want to pay for the insurance on that thing.
So he just sold the Lambo.
Left with even more money.
But yeah, won the Lambo. Yeah, just sold the lamp left with even more money. But
yeah, when the Lambo. Yeah, he's rolling in tow. How do you say no to that? How do you say no to that when you're in like a Jersey Jerry position too? Like you're gonna- He'd want to do it. I
felt bad. But then it's like, I talk to other people when I'm trying to put together shows
or whatnot. They're like, no, my network won't let me do it. It's like, yeah, that's true. If
you're on ESPN, you can't just go announce a Fox football game.
I get how big Mr.
Beast is.
So it was tough, but he was lecturing me like I was tiny little Dick Dave.
It was tough.
And it's like, what are you going to say?
Yes, Mr.
Beast.
Yes, Mr.
Beast.
So, and he even puts the Mr.
in his own name.
Hey, like self puts the Mr.
there.
So you got to give him the respect too. That's funny, I didn't even think of that.
HawkToAGirl launches AI dating app. Gen Z's relationship guru HawkToAGirl,
Hayley Wells, launch her own AI powered dating app called Pookie Tools. Named after a nickname
for a boyfriend, the app says it will help you with conversation, estimate people's height based
on photos, give date ideas, outfit recommendations
and more.
I actually don't think that's like the worst idea I've ever heard.
Yeah, I was confused what AI dating app meant, but now I get it.
You know what's an even better idea is the podcast that's been made off of the Pookie
Talks podcast or the Talk to a podcast or whatever.
There's actually a podcast that breaks down the talk to a podcast.
And it's these two guys.
It's can we pull it up, Austin?
Can you look up like talk to a recap pod?
Recap pod.
Can you look it up and show a little video of these two guys talking, talk to?
I think that is what it's called, actually.
Is she still like Red Hot?
Oh, I would say she's gotten to like a like an orange range in the internet for sure. This one?
Are these the guys talking talk to it? Yeah, like they're, I only watch on their episodes.
I only watch it on their TikTok, but they break down all of Haley's stuff and they take it like
super seriously, right?
and some of the funniest content I've ever seen like them talking about Pookie and
Roasting Pookie. I thought Pookie that I guess I am and now I thought it was Sam. Don't why did I think that?
Who's I don't know but the way she described the way she described Pookie to me when I was on that podcast
I was getting sold
Were you on there when I was getting trashed? I was that was pretty I would have I did I stuck up I said Dave is misunderstood and I think he really likes you. You just had it wrong. I stood up for Dave
I don't like her not like her. That's what I said
I said, but I saw something like I was mad that she wouldn't talk to of me or something. She said that yeah, but
when I went on the podcast, she told me Pookie was like not famous and was just a regular
dude. Yeah, I don't know where I say it was Sam. She sold. She
sold me Pookie was like, yeah, it was a Zuckerberg, but not
rich. Yeah, see, no, she's not dating Sam. No. I think people
just speculated anyone.
I thought it was Matt Rife.
I thought Pookie was Matt Rife for a while.
See, the talking talk to a podcast broke that down.
Exactly.
With Pookie's beef with Matt Rife.
Only could imagine if his phone went off during that.
Lady Gaga joins the cast on Wednesday.
I don't watch this show.
I know a lot of people do.
I loved this show, it was good. I didn't watch it.
Janet Ortega.
Oh my gosh.
I'm in love with her.
She's awesome.
This is going to be epic.
We like Aga.
People's Sexiest Man Alive, John Krasinski.
I thought he already won this one time.
He could win it for as long as he wants, man.
Yeah, you think?
Yeah.
I mean, we had this, actually we had this argument in this room and everyone.
I thought it was Glenn Powell year.
The guys didn't think he was that hot.
I'm like, he's super hot.
Okay.
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like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm
like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm mean, we had this, actually, we had this argument in this room. And everyone.
I thought it was Glenn Powell year.
The guys didn't think he was that hot.
I'm like, he's super hot.
OK, this guy thought he was hot.
Jim Halbert?
Jim Halbert you think is hot?
Yeah.
Moppy hair, Jim Halbert?
Well, because he's so lovable.
He's like the most lovable dude ever.
Yeah, but it's not, it's not.
That's the thing.
What is this?
Glenn Powell was the man.
Sexiest man.
But he's too easy. Glenn Powell should have won. Did you see, by the way, that's the thing. What is this award? Is it Sexiest Man? Yeah, Jay Glenn Powell should have won.
Did you see, by the way, the Baumgartner Instagram photo?
Kevin Malone loved it.
Can you pull that up, Austin?
I'm looking.
I just think, what is the award about?
Is it about, oh, he's so nice?
Or is the award, oh, funniest guy?
Or is this man sexy?
Like just like good looking dude.
But he gives sex, Look at this picture.
I love it. My favorite show of all time. Yep. Look at the logo. Yep. I love it.
Oh, Barstool. Barstool. Yeah. Look how sexy he looks too though. That's a good photo.
I can get sexy photos. Yeah, he does look sexy in that photo.
But like if you were to walk down the street and you pass that guy on your left
and then Glenn Powell's on your right you're telling me you're going to your left no way
you're going right every single time I think I think ladies I think ladies will disagree
I think they're going John Krasinski to what to fuck or marry both no no there's no one
who's like yeah I'll fuck him over no I don know. Let's do a poll Let's do a poll comment below it up BFFs. I know we got the moms
We got all demos to pull that shit up. I really think who's John Krasinski
I mean, I love listen the office is my favorite show of all time bar none
I love it
So I'm a fan and he got into a little bit of some army movies and stuff like that, but sexist man
That's a good photo. Are NPC Miles Morales and NPC Pinky Doll dating?
I don't know who Pinky Doll is.
We had Pinky Doll as a guest.
Yeah.
Oh my God about that.
Are they still NPCing?
Like they're still doing shit?
Yeah, yeah.
Kai's sub-a-thon or mafia-thon that he's doing right now where he's breaking the world record for most subs.
What is that? I went to the Celtics game and he and his crew addresses mafia people in the front row.
It was like 90 degrees out and they're fully mafia'd out.
Yeah, so he calls them his mafia-thon. He goes like live for 30 days straight and like I mean sleeping, shower, everything he's live.
He doesn't stop live for 30 days straight. And like, I mean, sleeping, shower, everything he's like, he doesn't stop live for 30 days straight. So during this like subathon is what they call it,
you know, like he's doing it to garner a high amount of subs, like when people pay five bucks
to like sub to a stream and he wanted to beat the whole world record. He did Mafia Thon one,
beat the record, then his record got beat. So now he's doing number two.
What are the, do they act like mobsters?
Besides it was just like it just for like I think like the promo of God I could be speaking wrong
and I'm not like super tapped in but I think it's just kind of like the promo video they did he got
like Kim K to come in the promo video pretend to be like his therapist brings in a lot of crazy
people like he's had like Lil Uzi Vert, Lil Dicky, he had Bill Nye the
Science Guy, Andre Guadala, he had Charlie Cass, he had Glorilla. I got in a fight with Bill Nye.
What? Oh damn. Why? Why are we fighting with Bill Nye the Science Guy? Bill Nye came on when we had
Serious Radio as they like, Serious Radio be like, hey here's the guest, they'd help with the guest.
He was I believe a Seahawk fan, whatever the case,
he was a big proponent into Flakegate.
He walked into a torture chamber.
Yeah, that's crazy.
I went for his throat.
Bill and I had no idea what was going on.
Oh, poor Bill.
So what he was, he was saying the Flakegate was real.
He was saying the Patriots cheated.
Yeah, and you were like, no, they didn't.
He didn't know what the ideal gas law.
No, he didn't. It's like know what the ideal gas law. No, he didn't.
It's like, what kind of science guy is that?
Wicked Dolls linked to porn website.
This is crazy.
This is the wildest thing.
Is this real?
Yeah, yeah.
Should we look it up?
That's bad.
That's really bad.
www.wicked.com apparently.
Oh, I could see how that gets.
I could see how that gets misconstrued.
It's like wicked xxx.
Yeah, but how do you, how do you misprint?
What did you misprint?
That is how you spell wicked.
So what?
I mean, how do you not double check this
before we put it on shelves?
Oh, wicked dot com.
Yeah, that's crazy.
That's like, not to keep going Michael Scott,
but that's the office when they have the graphic images
on the paper and he calls the press conference.
He's like, first thing you do, alert the media.
All right, Lamar Odom creates custom sex doll
modeled after Chloe.
That's great.
Are they together?
No.
I don't think they are.
So it's like an all time.
He wants her back for sure.
Is this a move? Like, hey, I create a sex ball? No,
that's not a move that gets you back with the girl. I think it's a move that gets you
back in the girl. Yeah. But how was he allowed to do this? Well played on the words there.
Thank you. Yeah, that's gross. Well, I don't think he called it Chloe, did he? I mean,
if it looks just like her, doesn't he have to get approval
How does that work is he selling the dog? No, I think he just got this like for himself
He did just get it for himself
But like yeah, can you go out and just make a doll of anyone like is that what's the legal?
Wait, honestly, that's not that I'm wondering for myself. By the way, that seemed weird. Like I was asked for myself. I'm not I
Think I would I think I would.
Well, I think you can probably get away with it. If like, he
probably told people. Yeah.
If it's just for him. I guess I'm kind of flattered if my ex
did that. XX, not last.
It's like, oh, they're still obsessed with me.
Wow. I guess my pussy's unreal. Like, but I don't know.
Tom Holland pulls Zendaya from a swarm of paparazzi.
Good for him. Yeah. This happened like three weeks ago though. but I don't know. Tom Holland pulls Zendaya from a swarm of paparazzi.
Good for him. Yeah, this happened like three weeks ago though.
Yeah, well we didn't do headlines.
So are we now gonna go into just full headlines?
I think we're doing BFF's last whole month recap.
That's what's up.
It's more just some bigger stuff that we've asked about.
Okay.
Chappelle Rohn calls out paparazzi
as the premiere of Olivia Rodrigo's Guts tour movie. Chappelle Rohn called out paparazzi as the premiere of Olivia Rodrigo's Guts tour movie.
Chappelle Rohn called out paparazzi
who was disrespectful to her at the Grammys after.
Chappelle Rohn is always complaining.
She always be complaining about something.
Always be complaining.
I kinda like it.
The next headline.
Chappelle Rohn told Billboard they suck.
It's Chappell.
Chappell.
I mean, yo, Chappell.
Call him out.
I don't know.
I hate this.
Before I read what this is even about,
don't you got a lot to be happy about?
You just blew up onto the scene.
But no one talks about her happy.
She makes a lot of happy comments.
She does a lot of interviews.
But people only talk about the negative things
that she says.
That's a good point, Bree.
That's a good point.
I'm glad you brought that up. Yeah. She says a lot of great things. She loves her fans know what? That's a good point, Bree. That's a good point.
I'm glad you brought that up.
Fair.
She says a lot of great things.
She loves her fans.
She loves her job.
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Fans believe Kendall Jenner and Jo Alwyn could be dating.
This of course is Taylor's ex.
Be an interesting, perisome.
I don't care.
Taylor's so happy with Kelsey.
I don't think it matters.
I'm in the rabbit hole of Taylor and Kelsey.
Oh my gosh, they're my favorite couple ever now.
So as you're learning and becoming a
Swiftie, the thing that I've always loved is how connect.
It's like, everything is so related.
Like it's, it's just a never ending weave of a story.
There's so much.
Yeah.
My friends from home are like hardcore Swifties,
and I never really paid attention.
But they're giving me the lore from the Tumblr days to now.
Yeah.
You need to go to school to learn about Taylor Swift.
There's so much.
Quite literally, it's like a class.
Yeah.
I think there actually is a class, though, for Taylor Swift.
There probably should be.
I've gone down the rat hole.
I think we talked about it before.
I think we read a headline about this.
I think maybe Harvard was doing like a Taylor Swift class.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now I get it.
Why?
Because there's just so much.
Wait till you see the concert.
The concert, like, you're going to be like,
how the hell did she do this many?
It's just unbelievable.
Is Karina Kompf retiring from OnlyFans
after earning $67 million on OnlyFans in three years?
Wow.
Insane.
She deleted the link.
She later followed up saying she hasn't retired yet.
She wants to separate herself from it slowly
because of how she's perceived,
but it's hard to walk away from the money.
Sing it, sister.
That's probably the truest statement of all time.
I don't think anyone wants to do OnlyFans forever. Like you kind of get your bag and then figure it out.
Yeah, I mean, 67 million seems like a bag you could you could walk away from now.
But if you're still averaging that, how do you how do you how do you walk?
You're averaging a Ferrari every every like week every month.
Yeah, it's pretty. I like her for being so honest about it.
Yeah. And she's right. I mean, if you're
doing that, that's how people can perceive jacked already paid Polo G to perform and he didn't.
Okay. Probably because no one likes him. So I mean, what you like, I'm no jacked already fan, but if you're like, here's 200 grand and performing don't perform. Can't you get that money back? Yeah, you have to get the money back.
You gotta be able to get the money back, yeah.
Noah Beck's new Wattpad movie.
Noah Beck's new movie, Sidelined,
the QBME based on popular Wattpad is releasing
at the end of the month and the first trailer dropped.
The movie described as a headstrong dancer
and a cocky quarterback fight against their feelings
for each other as their post-grad future threatens
to keep them apart.
This sounds like every movie ever made, ever, about this dynamic.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm excited.
I love Noah Beck.
He's always been so nice.
I'm kind of excited to watch it.
Gavin Castellon de Gaulle hard launches relationship with marriage.
This is the guy that people say you look like Josh
or vice versa.
Yeah, he's in the best show ever.
Did you know he was engaged or getting married Josh?
Yeah, so I did.
I hate that show.
You don't like it?
Well, you're not like a-
Made me physically sick.
Why did it make you physically sick?
Just because I got ill.
Silvana loved it, I'd get ill.
She put it on, I'd get sick.
I mean, I won will give it to you.
It does another show.
I show a therapist show on
ESP on HBO used to make me sick
to shrinking.
No, it was a long time.
I chose awesome.
I was to say shrinking is pretty
good, actually.
It would make me sick like certain
shows. I just get sick.
Like because you just hated them so
much. I don't know.
It makes me feel sick
I have to leave the room. It's like a Beach House vibe
It's I guess that show is for like the audience coming of age. It's a coming of age show kind of thing
But yeah, I knew I knew they were I knew they were engaged
Gabby actually goes to church with them and
Does like her Bible study with Gavin's wife.
Who is Gavin's wife? Is she famous?
No, no. So that's why it was like such a shock. Shianna.
I know. I can't see her face. I want to see her face.
She like doesn't do social media at all. So no one knew they were dating. They didn't like
post with each other on Instagram. They didn't do any of that.
And then out of the blue, out of nowhere,
Gavin just posted that he's married.
So like all these people were like,
what the fuck is going on?
Like we all thought he was single and now he's married.
So.
The wedding was beautiful.
I'm happy for them.
I mean, I hope it, I hope they have an unreal,
unreal marriage.
Penguin.
Now that's a show.
Everyone tells me I look like the Penguin Girl.
You do.
Yeah, that's all my DMs are, is you look like
the Penguin Girl. You do, you resemble her.
Yeah, Kristen Milani.
For sure.
Yeah, I said that while watching it.
That show, if you haven't seen it,
one of the best seasons of TV ever, period.
Sketch just told me to watch it too.
It's so fucking good. Everyone I getting told that when I'm with,
everyone I'm with always goes, you gotta watch Penguin.
Oh my God, it's unbelievable.
I'm gonna get into it.
Caitlin Clark's golf tee shot nearly knocked the crowd out.
This made me laugh.
A lot of pressure on Caitlin.
She's a good golfer.
She played in like a pro-amp type thing.
They're lining the sides and she just hammered somebody.
Yeah.
She hit someone?
Oh!
Jesus Christ.
Ha ha ha.
And she kind of laughed.
She's like, you could have had sneakers.
I'm tentatively, fingers crossed, supposed to play golf
with her in a couple months.
Ooh.
Oh, that's cool.
That's fun.
So, yes.
So do you, Dave, work on your golf game going into that
or do you go, I'm okay shooting 115?
Yeah, like working on my golf game when even when I was
playing mediocre amount, it didn't make me better. Like I
could show up one day, be awful the next day good. I wasn't any
consistency. So yeah,
at my level,
she's gonna be a lot better.
Oh, she's gonna be way better. I mean, she's like the best
female athlete in the world and on me. So yeah, she'll be
better. My mom would probably maybe I'll bring my mom along my mom's actually pretty decent at golf. I feel like if you put in
the work man you went to the range a little bit I mean you have to end up getting better.
A little my shoulder only has like six shots in it per year so right not a lot of probably
like mobile range of mobility is probably nothing. You've been talking about the surgery
since we started the podcast.
Um, I know I got to find a doctor and I think I'm trying to do it maybe after March madness. So like early April.
And what's the, what's the, is it just, it's a super invasive? Like why,
it's not why do I want the surgery? No, why don't haven't you gotten it?
Like, oh, I was going through a bunch of things. It's a long recovery.
I really just found out maybe a year, year and a half
that I needed it.
Like my shoulder's been fucked my whole life.
Two to three years ago, something happened
and it started just hurting like when I sleep.
Like 20 minutes I wake up, I have to change position.
It hurts.
So I went to a doctor and they're like,
you need a full replacement surgery,
but you'll be out of commission.
So a lot of shit was happening.
I need time off.
Yeah, okay.
Okay.
I need the right time period.
I mean, I get kicked in the face playing pickleball.
This is an unbelievable video.
I haven't seen this. On purpose?
I'm super excited for it.
Oh yeah, play the video.
Oh my god!
Oh!
So now...
I mean, how are you not throwing hands instantly with the other guy that just kicked your buddy in the face?
That didn't seem like a warranted kick to the face.
Totally fair, totally fair.
I've seen the video, at first I had the same reaction.
I kinda get it.
The kick is over the top.
But if you watch it, the guy...
Slaps the paddle out of his hand in celebration, right?
Yeah, the guy is screaming in his face. It doesn't look like it's on purpose to me.
It looked like he went to high five the paddle
and knocked it out, went a little hard,
and then went to pick it up himself too, right?
Like he picks up.
That guy seems obnoxious, but I don't think
he needs a kick to the mouth.
My thing's buffering, so I can't see how hard he slapped it.
I thought he slapped it like to be a dick. Yeah, my thing's buffering, so I can't see the skin. slapped it. I thought he slapped it like to be a dick.
Yeah, my thing's buffering so I can't see. No, he wanted to pick it up. He wanted to pick it up. That's how we got in range of the kick. Yeah, that guy in the picture is crazy.
Also, I'm kind of pissed at the guy's friend. The guy's friend of like the friend of the guy that
just got kicked in the nose. You got to instantly go throw at least one punch,
one something.
You can't just go up and go, hey, hey.
Yeah.
And it appeared that guy was twice his size.
Yeah.
He looked taller than him and heavier than him.
Yeah.
You got to do something.
Okay, you guys can miss me.
I thought it, I get it.
I'm on your side now.
I mean, no one should get that excited about pickleball,
right, like there never should be a time where you're that.
People take that shit serious.
I've never played.
I've played and that's too serious.
That's much too serious.
That was out of control.
I'm a competitive guy, that's too serious.
Armie Hammer's mom gifted him a vasectomy.
What?
Armie Hammer had his mom join on the podcast, the Army Hammer Time
podcast, revealed for his 38th birthday, his mom gifted him a vasectomy. I call Army and I go,
Army, what would you like for your birthday this year? He goes, I don't know, maybe money, whatever.
And I was like, I believe I'm going to give you a vasectomy. That's disturbing. And I don't like it.
So much to go through here. So much to go through. First of all-
So now this guy obviously had like a whole movie about him and being like a wild
person. Yeah. And he had like the whole like, allegations of
being like a cannibal. Yes. Yeah. If your own mother doesn't
want you to procreate, you got to be a bad guy. Yeah, he like
eight page Lorenz. Yeah, he did some fuck shit.
I don't know if he did that, but. No, I think she said.
I think he wanted to eat people.
I think texts got revealed kind of, not recently,
but within the last like three months
from that entire situation.
And I think what he had said about it was,
they were like doing a lot of intense role play
and they'd be texting each other stuff like,
oh, I want to eat you or like blah, blah, blah. Like it was like a very like intense role play
situation is kind of what I was hearing. No, I don't know what's true and what's not.
I know.
There's a documentary. It's pretty crazy.
I saw the documentary. I watched it. That's how I knew. Couple canceled honeymoon after wedding
guests didn't give gifts a
Story is going viral about a couple who had to cancel their honeymoon after spending 60 grand on a 270 person wedding and only
Receiving three thousand in cash and checks total which equals about 11 per guest. This can't be true I mean eleven dollars per guest first of all brutal. Um
That can't be true.
I just can't see you not getting more money
for your wedding. Exactly.
Maybe it's a bad couple.
Maybe people are like out of order.
270 people and you get- 270 people is wild.
Like- I don't believe it.
They got a broke crowd.
People give hundreds of dollars at weddings.
Yeah, I don't believe that.
I'm calling bullshit.
Like one person's donation could could have given like one person
Yeah, right 40. I don't $10 like I think it's bullshit. Yeah
Andrew Fedde young test Madeline white on Canadian slang. This seems like a good one for you Josh
I don't know. These people are that's a loud luxury and then Madeline is
Yeah, I
Do know loud luxury. I didn't know his name was Andrew Feddick. Yes That's Loud Luxury and then Madeline is... Yeah, Loud Luxury is like a... Oh, I do know Loud Luxury.
I didn't know his name was Andrew Feddick.
Yes.
Are we going to practice it, see if Josh knows?
Well, like, let's go through the video, right?
Yeah, I'll just pause it after each one and then...
Are these two dating?
Yes, they're engaged.
They're engaged?
Yeah, I love them.
They're a great couple.
You're going to tell me Canadian slang words
and I'm going to guess what they mean.
Still.
I'm still. No, no, no. Yo, this coffee hits still.
Still? Do you know it, Josh? What do you guys think it is?
Still, like I'm chilling, I'm cool. Yeah, agree. I guess still. It's the same. I haven't moved.
It's kind of like, it's kind of like, uh, agreeing with someone, I would say. Yeah, I'm good. Like,
you're like, I think it's like usually used at like the end of a sentence of like a, agreeing with someone I would say. Yeah, I'm good. Like you're like,
I think it's like usually used at like
the end of a sentence, like still,
like it's like you're agreeing with someone.
Oh, still.
Like facts?
Like it was good then and it's still good.
No.
Like facts?
It's just emphasizing the point.
Yeah, kind of like a facts, kind of like a facts.
Like you're, like he just said,
you're emphasizing something like.
Yeah, this coffee's good, facts of a lot of Canadian like the the slang
I feel like they're gonna pull up in this video is to just like emphasize a sentence
But we can keep you willing willing is pulling checks. I thought it was pulling checks. Yeah
Yeah, it's like or like or like as a kid there was like
Wheeling and then dating like wheeling was like before
dating like are you dating her you'd be like no I'm just wheeling her like I'm
just wheeling her it's like your guys are talking like you're you know I heard
you're wheeling that shit talking no no kind of kind of it's like Riz like if
someone has no Riz they'd be like yo you have square wheels That's a hockey thing. A good wheel is round. Yeah, exactly. Bear. Bear. Yeah. Like damn that. What do you guys think? There's no, you're not cool. You're bear, bro. That's not a bad guess. That's actually not a bad guess. I mean, we're just guessing what the word means. Like, what do you think the word bear, like, how's that used in slang? That dude's bear as fuck. Is this like a real heel? Like look at, are those shoes, is that a shoe closet?
What is going on?
Yeah, she's fashion girl.
Got it.
There's this Lucy Goosey.
I don't know any of these other words, bare, I don't.
Take a guess Dave, how would you use bare?
All right.
Yeah, it's just like boring, dumb.
No, it'd be like, I'll use it in a sentence like,
Yo, there's gonna be bear snow bunnies at the game tonight.
A lot?
A lot, yeah.
Oh.
There's gonna be bear puck bunnies at the game tonight.
Okay.
Bear? That's a lot. We have that in England.
What about like, yo, I was at this jam and there was bear katties, fam.
I don't know what a kattie is, my girl.
Yeah. Waze. W girl. Yeah ways Ways yeah ways
I far out man
Ways ways I forget what ways means I
Didn't use ways really lots. No. No, what are you saying?
Like yo ways fun. Yeah, you you you what's he? Fam. That's not Canadian. That's British.
Yeah. So so Toronto slang, which a lot of people call the ugliest slang, but I kind
of like it. Toronto slang is like I would say it's a mix of quite a bit. I would say
it's mostly inspired by Jamaican. Okay, I would say it's mostly inspired by like Jamaican slang
But there's definitely a lot of UK influence in it
Like we had two soccer guys and they used to say fam every two seconds fan. Yeah troops
What's you mean?
yout is like a
Young and like someone like a little kid like if you're like son and so like yo
You're just a waste you found like always it's a fucking you like oh
Yeah, you okay. Oh like yeah, mr. Beast was was youtin on Dave like they like you did. Mr
Beast was like yo Dave you're just a you let me bring Jersey Jerry onto my shit. That's pretty much what he was doing
Last to zine in a milk bag a milk bag a milk bag
It's a fucking a milk bag. No milk bag. Just guy's just a fucking, a milk bag, no, a milk bag, just this guy's trash
because of a bag of milk.
Oh, all right, I was thinking big boobies.
I've never heard someone say a milk,
no, yeah, yeah, yeah, a milk bag,
I haven't heard people use that.
Again, every like little town and area
probably has a little bit of different slang,
but I think they're just referring to the fact
that we put milk in a bag in Canada.
Like we just bag our milk.
You bag milk?
Yeah, so we don't have, we don't have cartons.
We have one carton that you keep in your house.
Or maybe you have two cartons, like these plastic cartons, and you put the bag into them.
So you just reuse the carton over and over again, and you're not like wasting plastic.
Wow. That's good for you guys.
If I'm ranting occasionally for no reason, I'll be like,
you guys have a fucking spoiled bag of milk or something. That comes out ranting occasionally for no reason, I'll be like, you guys have fucking spoiled
bag of milk or something.
That comes out.
I like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, you might call someone if they're not well shaped,
you might be like, they're shaped like a bag of milk.
You just can imagine it's kind of like, blah, blah, blah.
It's like skinny fat, kind of like a bag of milk.
Yeah.
Yeah.
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is a red flag. I thought this was funny because it's so specific but I kind of get it. I'd love
to go to space if I didn't have to make the journey there. Like I'm not a big roller coaster.
Like I'd love to be floating around in space.
I don't think I'd take the rocket ship up part of it.
That great.
Yeah.
You would throw up, I think.
I don't know.
Big time.
I see.
And then I'm afraid I choke on it and die.
Yeah, that would suck.
Turkish twist, Cambly Lake Park, ultimate fear.
That's your ultimate fear. I love that it and die. Yeah, that sucks. Turkish twists can be like park, ultimate fear. By the way. That's your ultimate fear. I love that ride.
Yeah.
The throwing up, dying on your own throw up, I think that probably goes up as one of the most
embarrassing ways to die for me. I think I give it top, top three, die naked. That's gotta be one.
That's a big clear.
Oh, I don't care about that.
I don't want to die naked, dude, because then I'm not, I'm probably not in a good position.
Like I might be lying kind of weird. Maybe there's bad lighting
Yeah, then they have to find you what if I haven't like what if I haven't you know?
Yeah, but your desk is in a while cheeks are sweat or something. What if I haven't trimmed the bushes in a while?
What if they're coming up on some like a little little mess? You know what I'm saying? Like I don't want to be sitting there
You know bush out pubes that everyone remembers me from my pubes or something.
How would that make you feel? You wouldn't like that.
Yo, remember when we found him dead? His pubes were wild.
Like, that's not what I want.
I don't know. Nobody wants that.
But you are dead.
I will say I'd like I'd like our crack research team.
I always I don't know if it's an urban legend, Josh.
You won't know it.
Bree knows that there's like a amusement park
near where we grew up called Canobie Lake
and they have a ride called the Turkish Twist.
It goes around like this, the floor falls out.
And I swear somebody threw up, swallowed it
and died on that ride.
I've heard that before.
And that stuck with me.
Is it an urban legend or is it real?
I don't know.
Dave, do you know the white roller coaster there
keeps crashing and people keep breaking their necks?
No, anything I believe.
It's crazy.
It's tough to trust those little fairs,
but is this one of those rides that kind of like-
You stick to the wall, yeah.
Yeah, you stick to the wall.
And it spins really quick, right?
It's like almost like a spinning top.
But it's open.
Huge spinning top.
It's open from the top and you can watch down.
Yeah, and the floor leaves, so you're just stuck to the wall.
Yeah.
Let me see what this one looks like,
because we have something very similar to this.
Oh, the memories are coming back.
Oh, wow.
I might be in this.
OK, yeah.
Yeah, we have something like this.
Oh, I'm getting sick thinking about it.
I think we called it the Starship, though.
Yeah, and then the floor drops and you're just stuck.
Yeah, cause of just like the...
Oh, I can't even walk.
God.
We give canopy lake a lot of press.
Yeah, I don't know if this is the press I want.
We're seeing someone like potentially,
it could be an urban legend.
No, we had the stuff and people used to like
do crazy tricks on those ones.
I remember like people like sometimes like stand out, you know what I mean?
Like they're standing almost like, it's crazy. Yeah. Those ones were not.
I hated that one. I hated that ride.
Timothy Chamolais attends his lookalike contest. This is old.
We're getting into old news. I heard about this.
We're getting into old news. This is such a Timothy move.
I love that for that. I kind of love it.
Yeah.
It's great.
Good move.
Megan Fox pregnant, Giselle Bungeon pregnant,
Pookie gave birth.
So there's all-
Let's go the big gray.
Yeah, catching up on everything.
Did you see Tom Brady's very like-
Yeah, he posted like a sad Instagram story.
Deep Instagram story looking out at his sunset
and he was like, can the child within my heart rise above
Yeah, he did landslide. Yeah
Only fans crater slept with 101 men in a day. Is that real ouch. I
Mean you look at the aftermath
She actually like has proof that seems impossible. Yes. She took I mean, ew, look at the aftermath. She actually like has proof.
That seems impossible.
Yeah, she took, I mean, I don't know about you,
but she said she videoed the whole thing.
I just don't like that aftermath pic.
What if it's a hundred pumps?
Yeah.
One pump a guy.
Yeah.
So you're getting a hundred and one pumps.
Okay. Yeah.
Everyone just has a couple pumps.
Yeah, that makes it a little more realistic.
I mean, wow.
I mean, good for her.
That's got to be a record, right?
No, I think.
Yeah, that's why she did it.
Oh, is it?
Is it Guinness World Record?
Oh, no.
No, she's just warming up.
In February, she's going to be the first person to sleep
1,000 people in a day.
Oh, wow.
Just training.
Why?
What guy would be like, let me be like 904?
There's so many.
Well, you can see they're using condoms
because they're all scattered throughout the room.
Still.
I mean, yeah, that's not.
Yeah, imagine though, like this being your daughter.
No.
To each their own.
No, don't imagine it.
Yeah, it just, it's tough.
I mean, you know, make your bread, do your thing, but.
Yeah, I mean, I mean,
I think everyone could collectively agree that's insane,
but pop off.
You also, a thousand, you gotta think it's a pump thing,
right?
Yeah, because I don't think physically you could take it.
No, like I think you would dehydrate or like die
or something like that.
It would be like really gross.
Praying for her vagina.
Madison Beer and Nick Austin allegedly split.
Not 100% sure. Is this the guy I met, Nick Austin?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yep.
Okay. Oh wow. They were together a long time.
Actually, I think he DM'd me about being in the Barstool golf thing that you guys are trying to
Oh, why he golfs?
Yeah, he was like, he's a good golfer. And he was like, he,
I think he had just DM me recently. What does he do?
He was in the hype house. Now he's like, actually like a pretty,
I think he's doing a lot of poker stuff. Like I think he's kind of become like a
poker guy, but he is pretty good at golf.
I'm pretty sure he's like a 10 handicap, 12 handicap.
What's the deal with Madison beer? She's, I feel like she's on the news a lot.
She just touring.
She's a singer.
So her tour is pretty big.
Uh, Shaq gives Angel Reese uncomfortable advice for the WNBA.
This happened a while.
I saw this crazy.
Now they're business partners, but like, if I said what Shaq said,
wait, what'd he say?
Let me, let me say, I'm in goddamn prison.
If I said what he said, you know what? Probably. WN see. I'm in goddamn prison if I said what he said.
You know what? Probably.
WNBA, I'm proud of you ladies.
If you listen to my method, your dream will definitely come true.
Lower that rim a half a millisecond of an inch.
Imagine you're in the same little shirt you had on at the Wild Nights show, Duncan.
You know how many t-shirts you're gonna sell? You trippin'.
Oh my God.
What? What?
The same little shirt you had on.
Okay, all right, all right, all right.
Duncan, you're not beautiful or good looking.
You are gorgeous.
There's a lot of gorgeous women in here.
Like I love seeing that when y'all be coming in.
Sometimes when people first see y'all,
they see y'all as what y'all do.
They don't know how beautiful y'all are.
But when y'all walking into the game,
and men are watching the game,
hey man, we like what we like.
So if we like that, then we see what we,
you see y'all dunking?
Yeah, I'd be in jail.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, you should be like,
that's not what the fucking game is about.
No, I'd be in jail.
Now he is quite literally like hit her business manager.
Like he got the help negotiate the Reebok.
So they're super close,
but that was strange and I'd be in prison.
I like Shaq, I'm not an angel fan,
but that, if I said that, jail.
Prison.
Jail, like straight to jail.
Straight to jail.
Lock him up.
I do agree with him on the rim thing.
I think that is a bad idea.
So the rim thing I could like maybe get behind
just because dunking would be sick.
I just get the rim thing.
I also understand that women are like,
nah, we can do the same shit men can do.
So if they want to keep it at 10 feet, let them keep it at 10 feet, do whatever
you want.
It's a different game.
But we're just not genetically as tall as them.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
They play with a smaller ball, but if you watch-
It's already different.
It's already different with the smaller ball, so why not just roll over the rim
like a little bit and y'all are going to start, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I disagree.
I watched a lot of the WNBA and I think they're like, I think the game in a lot
of respects is better than the men's game.
So I don't agree with that part.
Yeah, now I just want to make the shorts longer.
What you don't agree,
what part don't you agree with though?
Like that you don't agree that they'd be yammin'
with a little lower of a rim?
No, I don't think it would make,
I mean, they grow up playing,
I think it's hard just to like,
if you've been practicing your whole life
with like a 10 foot rim, and then
suddenly, none of them are also dunking at like, but they're not
even close or they're not even like close to dunking.
That's my point though is like, you got guys and guys basketball
dunking when they're in like seventh grade, you know, I think
that's when every like, white guy kind of realizes like, all
right, maybe I'll pick up a hockey stick, you know, like,
you're in grade seven, grade six, you realizes like, all right, maybe I'll pick up a hockey stick. You know, like you're in grade seven, grade six.
You're like starting to jump up and be able to touch the bottom of the mesh.
And then you got your body over here that comes and just a different game.
But if you watch the women's game, the fundamentals are almost better
because they don't do the other stuff.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And they're like the shooting, the passing.
It's it is a different game and it's a lot of fun to watch.
All right. BFF corner, Brie wants Stumpback,
this story sucks, this is your cat.
I have to let it go, I have to let it go.
I'm never getting Stumpback, but I just,
please, if anyone in Zach's camp is watching,
make sure Stump is taken care of, please,
and make sure that he doesn't get too close to Jack
at night because Jack likes to bite cats.
Okay.
So pass that along.
Sal Volcada.
Sal.
Sal Volcada addresses the drama.
Oh, from Impractical Joker, respond to Pay6 Report.
The best thing for me personally, this was the best thing to come out of all of this
because I love Sal so much and Tonka Jahari saved my life.
So this was awesome for me. Do you guys know Tonka Jahari? No.
I would never order a whole pizza for myself, but I'll take it.
I will never order a whole pizza for myself.
I don't know what you're talking about. No, me neither. I got none of that.
I'm talking to Jahari, but I would never order a whole pizza.
I was watching you talk and I couldn't tell if you were talking to us seriously or with
a joke.
I had no idea.
I kind of just let her run.
I thought she was talking to herself.
I thought that was just a personal moment.
I would never order a whole piece of this for myself.
I thought we would honestly, that part was going to get cut out of the podcast.
I didn't even know what was going on.
No, I would never.
I'll take it though.
I did see this.
Rose interacting with a post about me and Brie Fong.
Clearly, again, not, I think we've spoken enough.
It'll go on in Brie's life and world, but quite literally,
every single person from his past has basically in their own way confirmed everything,
which says, it's not like there's a one-off.
It's like people are rushing to the defense.
Like everybody's like, yup, yup, yup.
I have FaceTimed with Rose for a couple hours, actually.
I would have loved to be a fly on the wall for that.
I fucking love her.
I've never felt more seen and validated in my life.
Same with her.
Oh my gosh.
Imagine if we just hit a little screen share play to a stable that was going on
I would have just a little screen share play that's between me and Rose. I know fans reclaim
How lucky are we tattoo fans been claiming Breeze? How lucky we?
Stained we gained tattoos with the same
I think people are getting it a little confused though because I've had this tattoo for two and a half years
So like he took it from me. So it was always my tattoo. Like it was always my thing. Me and my friends
all got that tattoo in Vegas.
He just wrote that fucking, I mean the song.
Yeah. It's cool though. A lot of people are getting it and reclaiming it. It's really
sweet.
I totally thought that you guys were just like taking his, taking his lyric and being
like, this is our shit now.
No, he took mine and said it was his shit and I took it back.
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So Bree was at UFC 39.
Was this 309?
Was this your choice ad deal?
What happened?
Oh, it was just my guy friends, my best boys from Rockland, Massachusetts texted me and were like,
we really want to go to UFC.
So I just, I hit Dana up and he said, I got you.
Did you enjoy it overall?
You sat next to the tellers, which is kind of
awesome.
They're like the coolest couple from the outside
looking in.
Oh my gosh, they were awesome.
I was cracking them up.
They're the best people ever.
Me and Kelly have something in the works.
I actually have to talk to you about that after
Dave, but yeah, it was so fun. I want actually have to talk to you about that after, Dave.
But yeah, it was so fun.
I want to go to more UFC.
It was so fun.
It is quite a spectacle.
Yeah.
I didn't know they fought until 2 AM.
So I was like drinking.
Oh, it's late.
Because I was like, yeah, it's probably done by 10.
I'm hammered on the side of the road at 3 AM.
I'm like, oh my gosh, they're fighting that late?
No, it's long fucking nights.
Were you going in and out of like Dana's little area
where he has all the drinks and then run into the seats
and then going back and forth?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's such a sweet setup when you go to those events.
Yeah, it was really cool.
Brie and the Australians, Brie met a group of Australians
at a Billion's bar and showed them around the office the next day.
It turned out that the men were famous in Australia. Brie hung out with some of them after USC and posted a video close up to one of them.
Yeah, these Australian guys were awesome. They're no longer in New York, but uh,
I freaking loved them and they like failed to mention that they were the most famous guys, two of them, play for the
AFL, I think, in Australia. I don't remember what it's called, but they're like the biggest dudes
and they were super cool.
Breeze Celebrity Crush DM'd her.
On TikTok, Bree revealed that her Celebrity Crush DM'd her
while she did things that she didn't answer.
Have you since answered?
No, I don't want, I don't want to answer.
I mean, do you know who it is, Josh?
I'm trying to think.
I'm sure at one point in my life,
Bree has told me about who are Celebrity Crushes. I have a lot of Celebrity Crushes. That is true. I'm sure at one point in my life. Brie has told me about who are celebrity crushes
I have a lot of celebrity crushes. That is true. I'm not gonna tell it.
I was like what like first obviously like my mind went crazy and I was like Harry Styles. No, that's not it
That's not no way. No, no, no, it's an ugly guy. I think he's not ugly, but you guys think everyone
I think is hot as ugly Pete Davidson. No
I'll tell you guys after. Okay. Bree going to the Eris tour in Vancouver. I can't wait
to hear how you love it. And I didn't even know when you are you going to the last one?
I think I'm going to the last one. I'm going out. Yeah, so that's gonna be crazy. Soon, but
also stay tuned because because the Swifties have welcomed me
with such open arms I want to give back to them and just stay tuned we've got
something special coming for the Vancouver Swifties.
Oh yeah. Are you gonna get the jacket? I asked Dave for the jacket. I've been waiting.
I can't like they won't tell me where the datum is going. I don't know what that means just tell them.
I told them the 8th but MB said they're sending me ticket options today.
Okay. Josh named the Forbes top careers of 2024 list. 27.
Congrats, Josh.
Thank you. Thank you.
Look at this. You got some big dogs beat here. Alex Earl, Liv Dunn, Livvy Dunn.
I mean, I love you, Josh. Those are heavyweights to be ahead of.
Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm pretty, Josh. Those are heavyweights to be ahead of. Yeah, yeah. You're back in a punch.
I'm pretty happy.
I think there's some people in front of my name on the list
that maybe should be behind it.
I don't know who Adam W is.
I don't know Danny Austin.
I don't know Brent Rivera.
I don't know Marquise Brownlee.
I don't know Markiplier.
I don't know Typical Gamer.
I know Amber Chamlin.
I know Jake Paul.
I know Logan.
I know Druski.
Don't know Cobby Lane. Don't know Reddit Link. No Al Schooper. Don't know Marklin. I know Jake Paul. I know Logan. I know Drew Ski. Don't know Cobby Lane. Don't know Reddit link.
No ask Cooper. Don't know Mark Rover. No Dixie. Don't know the
Stokes twins. Do know Charlie. No Matt Rife. Don't know the
Mar Man. Mr. Beast. I know.
Why is that right on there? Isn't he a comedian?
Yeah, yeah. But I guess I mean, he came up through, you know,
posting his like crowd interaction on TikTok. but there's definitely a couple of names.
Kai Sanet needs to be number two.
Yeah.
In my opinion, Kai needs to be number two.
I think there's a couple of names that have been misplaced here.
But I'm super grateful to be on the list and what not.
It's a cool list.
So I just think sometimes Forbes and and they also look at different metrics,
I think, than like, you know,
everyone else looks at when they think about like,
who's big on social.
Like it does have to do with like,
what companies are you making?
Or like, where are you making money in different areas?
Like they kind of look at all that stuff.
Jen Tran reacts to Dave Collier-Hutt,
former bachelor at Jen and Tran made a TikTok
with a former dancer with the stars partner
and rumored boyfriend, Sasha Farber.
What is Sasha Farber wearing?
To an audio of Dave calling Jen Tran hot
and complimenting her for dedicating her dance
to her sweater.
I like his sweater though, if he had a shirt on.
Yeah, he needs the shirt.
Like Jen Tran.
I think she's hot and I like this move.
Okay.
All right.
Nice.
I wonder what the move was.
I don't know.
I think she did something, like she said something or did something and you were like, that's
a good move by her.
Got it.
Okay.
I mean, it loses its thunder when she's got like a girlfriend, I mean boyfriend wearing
like a, has chest all out.
Dave was a part of SNL skit.
I did see this Bill Burr.
This is funny.
This is like an inside. so I'm friends with Bill.
Kind of like an inside joke of me being like
the stereotypical Patriot fan.
I don't know where that picture is from or they edited.
I can't remember.
I didn't see this.
Half off draft piece for the next hour.
I just got the alert on my phone.
And with Red Zone on every TV.
Wait, that's kind of cool, Dave.
Yeah. Yeah, it was cool.
Yeah, it was really cool.
I mean, I know him fairly well.
We always like, well, text once in a while when like funny Boston shit comes up or things
like that.
And last one, I am getting AI to death.
And Bree, I responded before you responded.
So I just ate an acai bowl. And healthy. I'm getting, I just ate an acai bowl and I'm getting AI to death.
Like what does AI to death mean?
Oh, for the video that you were talking about your voice.
Gotcha.
People are taking me and they're putting, like they're changing what I'm saying.
They're like, I like this stock tip.
I've made all this money, join this group and it's everywhere.
And we've been legal as fuck, isn't it? Yeah, we've been complaining and complaining
because I'm getting a lot of people being like,
is this real?
Should I join?
So I finally just made a video being like,
it's not me and you're dumb if you think it's me.
Like if it's not on our pages,
like you think we have this like weird page existing?
That's like Sydney Sweeney always has to be like,
hey guys, I'm not DMing you off
of a random account, but it's not like, how are you guys falling for it? Correct. This is all with
three likes and Dave talking about it. I had acai on me when I made it and everyone was, entire
comments was just... I mean, that was my, I didn't even watch what you were saying. I was just like, he ate chocolate cake for lunch. No, ass.
Maybe ass.
Assaibol.
No episode next week because of Thanksgiving.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Yep. Be on our way to finish the season.
Three, three, three epis left.
Bye guys.