BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - BRIANNA CHICKENFRY TEACHES JOSH RICHARDS ABOUT THE GYNECOLOGIST- BFFs S2 Ep 19
Episode Date: May 15, 2025The BFFs are together in NYC to discuss the biggest headlines from the past week. Brianna teaches Josh about pap smears and he is absolutely appalled. They talk Met Gala looks, James Charles, and more.... 00:00 Intro 1:46 Dreams 3:50 Lavender Marriages 11:08 Met Gala Recap 17:05 Josh learns about the Gyno 27:14 James Charles & Kayla 31:24 New York City 36:43 Jordon Hudson Update 39:42 Timothee & Kylie 42:46 FOX News Reporter Fainting on air 44:22 Wendy Williams 47:50 Golden Globes Best Podcast 49:48 Hot Takes 56:33 BFFs Corner ----- Support Our Sponsors: Download the Gametime app today and use code BFF for $20 off your first purchase Use code BFF on https://rhoback.com for a generous 20% off your first order through the end of this week Now sold nationwide for a limited time only! Don’t sleep on this epic new flavor! https://drinkghost.com Go to https://vuori.com/bffs and discover the versatility of Vuori Clothing. Exclusions apply. Visit the website for full terms and conditions. ----- Subscribe to the podcast now: https://barstool.link/3m4Q0Fq Check out the BFFs Social Media Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bffspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BFFsPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bffspod Follow Josh Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/joshrichards/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joshrichards?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/JoshRichards Follow Brianna Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/briannalapaglia/?hl=en TikTiok: https://www.tiktok.com/@briannachickenfry?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/bchickenfry?lang=en Check out Barstool Sports for more: http://www.barstoolsports.comYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod
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I guess I kind of took it all, didn't I?
You did.
Well, let's get into that.
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Yo, this is a light sheet today.
It's a light sheet.
Well, we got three pages.
Oh, we're saving trees. We're saving trees.
Look at you guys caring about the world.
Look at that. Look at you guys go. We're in New York City.
Yeah.
Josh hasn't... Okay, we were just talking about this. You haven't had a day off since
Easter?
No, no, no, no, no. Not one. It's been Easter with my dad to like sketch
show to travel back to sketch show to traveling again. Been in like New York twice, I think,
or in them Philly. And then we did Arizona. And then we did where else have I been? I
don't know. I'm starting to lose my mind actually. But going a little crazy. Yeah, I'm feeling
it. I'm feeling it. I've like lost weight. It's been terrible. It's been bad
It's been a nice body to I need to get out of this and get into a regimented schedule a little bit
I'll it in yeah, absolutely
I kind of feel the same way though
It's always go go go and then you it's like the worst when you don't have a routine and you don't feel like a human
I can't not have a routine too. It's like I feel like
I'm sure other people with like adhd will agree like
You are at your best with that when you are in a schedule. Yeah, you're not in a schedule
It's so hard. It's so difficult. You just like feel it way more. Um
So yeah, i'm losing my mind a little bit
He came in this morning to New York
we had to like go film something and you were just a shell of a human we were
like I can't catch your vibe and you're like I'm going crazy
I got about three hours of sleep yesterday yeah it's awful I and it was on a plane
so and then I kept having a dream where my ears were clogged it was the worst
experience of my life like I was dreaming that my ears were really clogged and I keep having to yawn
And then I would like wake up a little bit and be like trying to yawn
I'd be like, oh wait, my ears aren't clogged and then I'd go back to sleep and it just kept happening
What a weird wait, you know that there's a meanings behind meaning behind all dreams. Did you look it up?
No, I didn't I didn't dreaming about my ears being clogged. I
Don't know if all dreams have meaning.
I think sometimes maybe it's just something you thought about before bed.
No, but sometimes they do.
What does a clogged ear mean in a dream?
It says there are various causes behind the common issue ranging from simple.
Oh, this is just saying you have earwax, but no, what does a clogged ear
mean in a dream? There's a hidden message.
It says biblical meanings, okay
Divine obstruction and the inability to discern refusal to listen to God or divine guidance
Unwillingness to accept spiritual truths blocking out the voice of a conscience or intuition ignoring important messages of the universe, huh?
And then there's also cultural and historical perspectives dreams of aged ear. Dreams about not being able to hear.
Dreams of ears plugged in, okay, yeah.
It just says you have anxiety.
Right, right, right, right, right.
And you need to accept God.
Fair, all right.
Do you feel better after knowing that?
I feel like I still just need to sleep.
Yeah, maybe you just need to take a little bit of a rest.
But yeah, no, fair, all right.
I was dreaming about alligators every night.
It was the weirdest thing. Alligators I was dreaming about alligators every night. It was the
weirdest thing. Alligators, like they would flood my apartment. They would flood my house. They would
kill my parents. Like they would what? Like leave the tap on or what do you mean flood it? Oh, like
my place would be flooded and then it would be infested with alligators. Oh. And it was a
reoccurring dream forever and ever and ever. And I never got to the bottom of it, but it was really,
really scary. You didn't look it up yourself? did I think it meant that I'm like running or I'm trying to get away from something really bad
And then once I got away from something really bad. I stopped having the dream. Well, that's good. Yeah, that's good
Pretty cool. So dreams kind of have that whole thing. Yeah, we were also subconscious. Yes. Yeah, that makes sense
We were also talking about I just found out what a lavender marriage was. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, which is you seem to want to get into one.
Yeah, is this like a good thing?
Do people approve of these or what?
I don't know how people feel about them.
I haven't talked to the lavender community that much.
But it's just when a gay person marries a straight person,
right?
Yeah, so what I've heard from you two seconds before this was like I would date or marry a gay guy
Who isn't out to their family? I think that's what it's I I could be misspoken
Okay, but my assumption like why else would a gay person get married to a straight person my only
Yeah, I don't know
But like wouldn't you want companionship then with someone like you're physically and emotionally attracted to?
Maybe a lavender marriage is like last resort. It's like okay, maybe my gay best friend.
It's like if we don't find someone then we get married.
Like a Ted Mosby and Robin Schabotsky situation where it's like if by 40 we're not married we marry each other?
Yeah. I have a lot of those. But it's with straight men. I would rather it be with a gay man
Yeah, I think I mean can we look it up pain
I think it's when they typically hide like they're not out to their parents right says typically due to societal pressures family expectations
Yeah, maintaining a certain image. Yeah, yeah, so I think that is sad
But it's but if anyone needs a lavender marriage, and you're cool and fun
I'm in because I'm done with those straight guys right right hate them. They stink
I really would like to marry a gay man you would kind of just have like a best friend that you're that's awesome
I always say like I would there'd be no like jealousy or
Imagine two divas dating and married and that's so fun and you don don't have to worry about like, oh my gosh, do I look good for them?
Does it matter?
You're just like perfect.
Right, right.
Just two besties.
So who's gonna like,
who's gonna like carry all the shit though?
If it's two divas?
Yeah, cause like you know like girls,
girlfriends are always like,
can you put my phone in your pocket?
Can you do this?
Can you hold this?
Can you, and like, then like the guy will be carrying like 40 things into the house or whatever like yeah
Who's gonna be the one carrying stuff over package?
You're gonna get an uber to come and like bring shit into what if you're on like you know when you're on like a walk
We need to have a boyfriend when okay there is yeah, and they follow behind us and hold all of our person
That is to divas
That makes sense.
But what if our assistant is also a diva? We can't get a diva assistant. No, you need a non-diva.
Yeah, a straight man assistant. That's hilarious. That would be pretty funny. Yeah. I don't know.
Oh my gosh. I don't know if you know, what's his name? Davis Berlinson. Yes, I can never say his
last name. I know his name, Davis Berlinson, but he's Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis,
Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis,
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Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis,
Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis,
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Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis,
Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Davis, Sorry, I didn't finish the rest, but he came on TikTok the other day and was like this is not the first time it's happened
It's like probably the tenth times it's happened
He'll be walking the street in New York City and you think it's like the most accepting place where like there's so many gay people
there's so many diverse people and like straight men will just
Verbally attack him on the side of the road like a taxi pulled up and they were like are you about to get some pussy?
And he was with his girlfriend,
like friend that's a girl, and he was joking,
like he fed into it, he was like,
yeah, this is my girlfriend, I'm gonna get some.
Then they all started laughing and were like,
what the fuck is your outfit?
You look like an idiot, like you're gay,
your hair is stupid, you look like
you're gonna bomb someone, your glasses are stupid.
And they're just stopped at a red light,
they're all cracking up at him and he's just like,
what the fuck?
And then they just drive off
Yeah, that's really weird. I mean that kind of sounds like they want them right That's what it kind of sounds like exactly what it sounds like sounds like they kind of want them sounds like they're kind of jealous
Of him and they want to yeah, yeah
It's also a weird thing to be like what are you gonna get some pussy, and he's like yeah, that's my girl right there gay
Like what's the what's the roast there?
Who just pulls up next to someone who says you're gonna get some I don't even like I think that's just
Like that's just like a real insecure man right there
Yeah, cuz I've had that happen before like when I've worn like
Let's say I've worn like one of Gabby's hoodies or something like that cuz I'm running out of the house
I'm like, oh, let me just grab this boom put it on and I've like walked or like I'm going to the airport
I don't really care what hoodie I've had before where like people have drum buying been like whose hoodie is that your girlfriend on and I've like walked or like I'm going to the airport I don't really care what hoodie I don't I've had before where like people have drawn by and been like whose hoodie is that your
Girlfriends, and I'm like yeah, and they're like that's gay. I'm like well
It's it's like it's my girl
So it can't really be how is that I'm confused and they just yell lavender Mary
Yeah, lavender relationship.
No, but yeah, I've had like those things happen before.
And I'm like, I, nothing, nothing.
You didn't make any sense there.
You asked me my girlfriend's hoodie and I said yes.
And then you call me gay.
You're gay.
How?
You know what?
I've like, I've started to realize it may be just me,
but maybe it is just in New York
But there's a very certain type there's so many certain types of guys here like there's three different groups
But the finance bros the ones that like really dress and the button-ups
Yeah, like the pants the belts the hat like looks like they're going golfing
But we're just at a bar and they hate gay men the most tend to be it's because I know and I found out all
The time oh my god. Yeah, just own it. Okay they're just like, you know doing blow and blowing each other and like that rooms
But they're all like tight about it. Well, they're probably loose, but they're tight about the fact that they don't get to be freely loose
It's just bizarre that people yeah be freely loose. Just be freely loose just or don't make fun of other gay people
It's really upsetting that really upset me when I saw Davis's video because he's so nice if you saw it you'd be like
He just is the kindest. I just never understand how that can be like
Somebody's like how are you gonna waste your energy on that?
How is that something that you're concerned about somebody else's love life like right? It's beyond like bestiality
Yeah, cares or like something you know like
Pedophilic yeah, I'm like what are we doing? What are we doing? That's bad?
It just doesn't make sense if it doesn't affect you. Why do you care?
Yeah, like we'll never get a fuck who gives a fuck
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We have some headlines from the from the Met Gala. This was last week. Did you have any favorite outfits from Met Gala?
Um, my favorite was From the Met Gala this was last week. Did you have any favorite outfits from the Met Gala?
My favorite was
The assistant that dochi yelled that her outfit was sick
You so obviously you saw the dochi stuff. What's your take on it? Yeah seem to polarizing takes um
What's your take on it? Yeah seem to polarizing takes um
Look I get it's like a high stress situation. It's the Met Gala. Yeah, you know what I'm saying Don't know big event
Yeah
It's like you you got like one chance with your outfit to show out and like then keep getting invited back kind of thing
I feel like it becomes like this like
culty invite only club to like after so I don't know I get being like high stress and wanting to like have your
Reveal be done and everything. I just think the I
Think the post after is what made me be like what the fuck like
Took all that time to write out that Instagram story and couldn't have said sorry
I know you just couldn't have just been like sorry
So don't she get there was a video
I'm sure everyone knows but there's a video of her screaming at her assistance. Yeah, like because she needs an umbrella
She needs to hide her outfit. Yeah, she's like any fucking another brother right here
Like yeah, like very much yelling like very much rude
And then she posted the Instagram story and she kind of just made a joke about it
Yeah, she didn't apologize in it which like I don't know you could take that as her team didn't care or she thinks
that they didn't care but I don't know I understand people being like well she's actually
a diva when you see a real diva then you get mad or this was super stressful this was super
high-strung situation but you could never put me in a situation of any type of situation
I would never talk to people like that
Yeah, I think it's just like I don't know. I think it's just like a respect thing right there
They're running around and obviously trying to help it's not like they're sitting there like not
They it's not like there were no umbrellas and they're like wrecking your reveal or something like yeah
They're doing what they can and then like I don't know to me. I get it. It's high stress
You're in the moment like
Who knows what was going wrong earlier in the day and whatnot?
But to me it's like you type out that whole ancestor. You can't just throw in like a sorry like sorry. I love you
I was stressed. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's like not that hard to do. I don't know
So I still love dochi that I really don't give a fuck but it was kind of shocking to see cuz I was like
Oh, man. Yeah, just a little nice. Yeah
But it was kind of shocking to see cuz I was like, oh man. Yeah
Yeah, yeah a little bit nicer my favorite outfit actually was and it's ironic because everyone's shitting on Katy Perry right now
Her outfit eight pound but it was an AI photo, right? Like she
Everyone's asking me what's your favorite Mac? I'm going Katy Perry Yeah no it wasn't real
She didn't go? No I don't even think she went
She was up in space? She was still just floating
Fuck! Okay well that's why the outfit was so good
Cause it wasn't real
Who AI'd this shit cause I wanna know what they wrote
I wanna get that I think she does this every year
She always does this? She posted this?
She posts an AI photo every year
I'm literally lost just read her caption every year Katy Perry posts an AI generated photo at the Met in every year
The internet falls for it. This is something she does literally fell for it so hard this outfit so good wait
Why oh she was in Houston she's on her crazy-ass tour
So this is what she would have worn I?
Maybe I don't know it is it is
actually like a sick fit though it's sick and it's so on theme and it's the custom like the
tailoring is it on the perfect what was the theme this year dandyism what's
what is what's that it's like black tailoring let's read why you sighing
because I'm looking it up.
Men's wear, suiting, and exceptional tailoring took center stage.
That's what it...
Tailoring black style and exploration of the importance of the sartorial in the formation of black identities.
Oh, okay.
Black tailoring.
Yeah.
But so, like, a lot of people were wearing suits and pinstripes and, like, oversized with the hats. Yeah. Cool. But so like a lot of people were wearing suits and pinstripes and like oversized with the hats.
Yeah.
It was a really cool theme, but I feel like it didn't leave room to be so extravagant,
which I feel like the Met Gala is really overboard.
Right, right, right.
I feel like you can't do too much with a suit and a hat.
Yeah, but I don't know, like look at Rihanna's fit.
Yeah.
Rihanna's fit's kind of crazy.
It's kind of crazy.
It's pretty eccentric.
And she announced her third pregnancy. Yup, yup. Oh my god. A lot of crazy. It's kind of crazy. It's pretty eccentric. And she announced her third
pregnancy. Yep. Yep. A lot of babies. I saw I know they keep making babies. I saw a video
which I was kind of creepy, but it was it had so many views on TikTok, so many likes
and it was like, I know Rihanna's, um, gyno loves to see her coming. I'm like, what the
fuck? Wait, why does a gyno love to see her coming?
Because she's always pregnant
and they're like super excited to see her vagina.
And it was really weird.
And no comments were like, this is weird.
They were like, ha ha, true.
Yeah, I was like, this is so fucking weird.
Huh.
Gyno loves to see her coming.
Like, what the fuck?
She just have like a healthy vagina
and he's like proud of that?
I don't know.
What's the desire for the gyno guy?
Why can't it be a girl?
Or a girl.
I would rather it be a girl.
I would assume.
I have a gyno girl.
But no, the girl's probably pumped to see,
I would just love to see Rihanna walk into my office.
Maybe that's what they meant, but why not say doctor?
Why say gyno?
Yeah, I don't know um
hmm It makes me really uncomfortable. I don't really know how to talk about this. Yeah, I don't know
I brought it up
I just thought it was really weird and I saw it and no one else in the comments was like hey
This is fucking weird
So we can agree that's weird. Yeah, what what does a guy know do just like kind of?
You have to get like your paps me this around like what are they doing?
You get the like probe up there, and they open it up. They check you out. They make sure everything
It doesn't really seem like a very
Enjoyable experience for either side it's not I mean at least for the person sitting there
No one likes to just go get their vagina slam
So they're like they're like what they're grabbing like a vise grip and like spreading it apart
It's like then you literally put like this thing in can we show them what they put in your startups. Yeah, no the
Expander what's it called?
So like when you get a pap smear Josh you have to get a pap smear when you turn 23
Yeah, and they so they put that in oh, What yeah, they crank you open. There's no way
That's what they use yeah, that looks like a torturing device
It looks medieval looks like a bottle opener, and then they scrape a little bit of your insides out, and then they test them oh
My God, let's go to the next topic. This is crazy
That is honestly so like for anyone younger. That's not gross. That's not the right word
It's it's it's really uncomfortable though
I waited so I was so scared because that is so scary and intimidating and I like that thing two years
It looks like it could be massive. It's not as big as it like it's like this and then it like opens up
It's like no bigger than like a small penis
You don't have to do all that like that. Oh my god
It's not as scary like go get a map to wear those boots and everything too
There are you do have to like put your there's like leg things that you have to put your legs up on this is
Crazy and that you put on your gown, and then you just open up and is it typically a guy
It's either or you can like know request what you want. There's a lot of guys and girls
I feel like people are more comfortable with girls
Yeah, it doesn't seem like a really like what guy is getting into this line of work
I know is it is it specifically like that's all they do or they like doctors
And they just know how to do some gyno stuff. No, they're OB GYNs
So that that's that's all they do. They just do bad stuff. Bad stuff. And
I know it's like you want to look at things good and be like well they're just doctors
and they're helping out but I have a hard time thinking any man doesn't have a creepy
bone in their body. So I'm like why are you becoming a gyno? What guy like is like you
know what I really want to I really want to shove like that thing looks like those you
know when you have like those like thing to get weeds out of the ground
And you like step down on it and like twist it around and then a clamp it and pull the weed out
That's what it reminds me of it's pretty. I mean this is crazy visual
It's not all that crazy like I just I sat in a chair
I didn't have this fucking did you guys all have girls doing it for you? My guy knows a girl you girls girls. I would like a mate like a game
Oh my god, but a straight man. It just feels wrong. That's so much worse than like take me to dinner
That's so much worse than a colonoscopy or anything like that
Yes, at least it's just like one little finger in the butt. Yeah, right. Yeah, I think I don't know
I've been calling a scabie
It's a little camera on your butt I thought they like but it's like the size of like a peanut. Yeah, it's like a finger in the butt
Yeah, what's the one where they check out your butt prostate they check out your prostate prostate prostate exam at the pediatric
Pediatrician when they say cough and they hold your junk no no no no what's the one when they what's the one that one like?
A guy always has to get them that's a prostate exam. No, no, no, what's the one when they what's the one that one like a guy?
Always has to get them. That's a prostate exam. Yeah, it's a prostate exam
You get a colonoscopy if you're supposed to start getting colonoscopies at like 45
Is that the same for a prostate exam?
Um, I think you're just supposed to get prostate exams like I had one thing
I feel like you've had one before you know where they say bend over and cough. No, I've never done that
Bend over and cough with your butt with your know or over and cough no I've never done that bend over and cough with your butt what would you know about or hold the balls
I've never done either they've never I don't know boy no they haven't checked
they every time you go to the doctor they hold your balls and take off nope no
no they don't yeah I do never had that happen to me they've never that I've
never had a doctor you're right you're right, you're right.
A prostate exam is a screening test to look for early signs of prostate cancer.
And you start it at age 50.
Yeah, cause it's like the number one, it's like the number one cancer killer in men, I believe.
Yeah, every...
Coughing balls has to do with like testicular cancer.
But that's every time you go to get a physical, I think.
Yeah, I think you had to do that to go to high school.
Yeah, you have to do that to play on the basketball team that's not true you guys
had a weird gym coach we did not have to do that to play sports I don't know if
I've ever gone to physical maybe I'm a doctor I Don't ever remember whipping my cock out
I don't have to whip your cock out, but what you think I'm just undoing the zipper
You put the ball you put the gurney on and then they lift it up, and then they say cough
Should we get one of the guys cuz yeah, can we ask another guy?
I think I think he laughs. Let's get a guy though. Tommy smokes would know this
I'm actually really curious because maybe it is because you're Canadian no, but no it has nothing to do with being Canadian health is
Universal I think it's just cuz I left Canada early and then went to the States
Oh, maybe before your balls dropped then you oh no I was 17. I don't know when it would you hit puberty
Like 16
Pretty late bloomer like What happens when a boy hits puberty is it just like your voice cracks yeah, that's a big one
I mean yeah, the voice is like in a terrible spot for a while
Like it's almost when your voice is cracking. I feel like it's almost worse than before
It's almost, when your voice is cracking, I feel like it's almost worse than before,
like when your voice was high.
Because it's like in that weird middle stage.
Well you can also like kind of, you know,
like you can just try to deepen your voice a little bit
or something like that.
People used to say you do that.
And then, yeah I don't, I don't do that.
I think I just get excited sometimes when I talk.
This is a mic, you should talk into it for the pod.
Whatever dude.
Sup gang?
Hey.
So, how many, how many times have you had to cough and had somebody hold your balls?
Wait, we gotta get him on a mic.
Okay.
Ask your question.
Yeah, so pretty much, this started with a pap schmear.
Schmear.
Which I didn't really know much about.
It sounded like a breakfast sandwich or something like that to me.
Bust it. About I don't know it sounded like a breakfast sandwich or something like that to me And then she was asking like she was like it's the same as like you know guys will like have to go to the doctors and
Like cough and get their balls felt up, and I was like I've never had to do that
I don't think I have either wait see I doubt to be clear
I don't go to this a myth amongst women that we think that though because I thought every time a guy has
To go to the doctors for physical they say cough and they hold your balls
Now my thing is I don't go to many physicals, but not the worst
I have I have gone to physicals
It's it's not a yearly thing, but I've done it and as an adult and I've not done that right
I one time when I was really young like
adult and I've not done that right I one time when I was really young like 13 probably I was going to the doctors and I had kind of just hit puberty so I was
like well I gotta shave so I shaved your balls which I mean and the doctor just
went every I'm holding my balls at the time. I don't think I cough
It's just usually a puberty thing right like it's like to see if your balls
Yeah, that might be about why you did it cuz yeah
But what he told me he goes you probably start shaving
Get to use yourself more damage than anything,
down there.
Just cutting your balls up, dude.
Oh, that's awesome.
But yeah, it is not.
It's not a thing.
OK.
When I go to the doctor's now, I probably
went to the doctor's like two years ago.
He just kind of looks at you.
He's like, you're fine.
Yeah.
He doesn't even.
OK, have you got the finger in the butt?
You're way too young for that. Not by a doctor, no. No, not by a doctor. OK, so yeah, we have't even okay. Have you got the finger in the butt? You're not a doctor no no
Okay, so yeah, we have a 50 year old thing when they check out your butt
Yeah, I think that's I went I actually went to a GI fairly recently as well
I think the GI would be the person to do it and he did the same thing he kind of just looked at me
He's like what are you doing here?
Don't come back until you're 45.
I'm like, all right, I'll see you later.
Well, I was explaining to Josh about a pap smear, which you
obviously know what the device looks like.
Is it the smashing?
Is it the smashing?
The smash machine?
That's a mammogram.
That's a boom.
So this is what they put in your vagina.
It's like an extreme bottle. Yeah. And then they crank it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And then they scrape it. Like so this is what they put in your vagina
Yeah, and then they crank it yeah, yeah, I know we're talking speculums
Okay, well thanks, so we had it all wrong. Thank you so much. Yeah, yeah
Thank you for your intel.
I texted Tommy Smokes, hey quick question. Do you ever have to bend over and cough in a physical grown-up?
Did he answer yet? Wow, so that's a myth because I really really thought every time the boys go they have to cough with their balls
No, yeah, I don't I don't think that's a thing. So that's good. So you're fine. Yeah. Yeah, we thought we had it all wrong for you
No, no, I didn't.
I was like, there's no way this is a thing.
I was worried.
We're doing.
But anyways.
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Game Time. On to something horrible. Yeah,'re serious. Yeah, this is just horrible, but it's everywhere. It's the only thing on social media
It's the Kayla Evan James Charles. There's an update last time we talked about it
This was before James Charles came forward with his side of the story
So I'll just read this for everyone that's confused because it's kind of a lot so
side of the story. So I'll just read this for everyone that's confused because it's kind of a lot. So Kayla's ex was sentenced to 18 months in jail for DUI and violation
of probation followed by 11 months and 29 days of probation for a domestic assault charge.
James Charles then came forward and he said he was waiting for the court case to be settled
and explained his friendship with Evan. James claimed that he and Evan did not have any
kind of sexual relationship. Evan did come stay with him in California for a weekend, but nothing happened
between them. At the time, James let Evan stay with him. He said he did not know about
the domestic abuse. He was just under the impression they were in some sort of toxic
relationship. James is now allegedly suing Zach Sellers, who is the one who went on the
Beasts Better podcast and made all the allegations against James. Zach made a response video
saying that everything he said was 100% true and that James is blowing
up Kayla's phone and she's not answering.
Zach said that he is ready for James to go to court and we will bring evidence proving
James was messaging kids.
Yep.
I mean, here's the thing.
To me, until Kayla says otherwise, I'm not believing anything that comes out of James
Charles' mouth. Plus plus he did message kiss
That was like a proven thing yeah, so it's like what we're gonna believe this dude. Everyone's like he didn't stutter
He didn't stutter once in this video. It's like
Yeah, he could take unlimited takes at it. He wasn't a live stream
Yeah, I was like he was on the news or on stand like what are you fucking talking about?
You could write out a script and then like rehearse it and then be like alright. I'm ready to go from this video
He does it for a living yeah, what a dumb way to be like this guy gotta be telling the truth
He didn't even stutter imagine out a speech impediment, and you were trying to convince everyone you weren't like a serial
I know and I like terrible if that's the way we judge
I know on a stutter
It's like I feel like that's when you when your thoughts are racing more because maybe you are telling the truth that you stutter
I don't know to have something so clean straight, but also
I just don't understand how the whole internet was against him and the same people in one day are like I believe him
I'm on James side. I I do think I'll play devil's advocate for a second
I do think the Zach guy is a little fishy because in his video
He was like I'm dropping merch. I'm like that's weird and why are you dropping merch?
This is a domestic abuse case like and we're talking about you're talking about messaging minors
You're talking about literal domestic abuse. You're dropping merch. I just don't even understand why
James Charles is a narrative in this when we should just be focusing on the literal domestic abuse you're dropping merch I just don't even understand why James Charles is a narrative in this
when we should just be focusing on the
literal domestic abuse I don't give a
fuck about anyone in this situation
except for the fact that I want Kayla to
be rewarded for her bravery I think it
was pretty fucking sick what she did
she's only 19 I know so young so strong
so big ups to her
And like I think I had heard or seen something where she just kind of like smiled at him as he was like walked off
To jail he was she was the last person he saw fucking rockstar dude awesome
So rockstar that must be like so a relief for her
I can only imagine to know that he's like gone and she got her justice
Yeah, and I don't think there's like teams in this there's no team and they shouldn't be tea like
ridiculous
It's just one team you're either team Kayla or
Maybe you should be like locked up to yeah, you're either team abuse or team women
It's just it's crazy and like I just don't even know why James is a like a player in this like that should be a separate
Issue it's so crazy that it's taking away from all the eyes on Evan and people talking about Evan and making him the monster
Like why are we shifting all the blame to somewhere? That is a totally different conversation
Yep, so I'm so happy for you Kayla. That's awesome. Me too. Freaking awesome. This is a huge thing
I don't know on your tech talk tack talk
Ted talk
Welcome to our tech talk. Tech talk. Tech tack. I don't know if you see anything about New York on your
No, I don't really have a big New York for you page
But it's been it's been a big discourse on social media lately about the New York City transplants
So it's trending right now on tik-tok and right now native New Yorkers are saying places like the West Village
The Lower East Side where I live have been overly gentrified and ruined by NYC transplant native New Yorkers called transgenders
What what are you even talking about
What are you even talking about? Was it just a joke?
Yeah, it was just a joke.
Keep going.
Okay.
I didn't know if you were actually confused.
Native New Yorkers have been saying people used to move to New York City to have the
opportunity to be their true selves and now people are trying to turn those neighborhoods
like the West Village into their suburban hometown.
Native New Yorkers are calling these transplants extremely boring and say they're sucking the
culture out of New York.
That literally goes back to what I just said about
Davis when he was in the West Village getting literally attacked by straight men. That is
what's happening. Are you confused?
Yeah, I'm confused.
I feel like you're confused.
What's a transplant?
Like someone that moves from somewhere else and moves into a neighborhood and then they
gentrify it so all the prices go up. So it's like people like moving from a suburb in Jersey
to New York City, West Village,
where we used to be filled with like culture
and like it was like the gay and black community
and now they can't afford to live there.
They're getting pushed out by these straight white men
who yell at Davis on the side of the road.
So it's people that are like buying property
and then raising the value of the product like they're raising rent
Yeah, just like gentrification
Okay
Okay
and it's been like a big discourse because these neighborhoods used to be like the most sought sought after in New York City like West Village and
East Village not just for like
Like for reasons of they were so cool
They were like so much culture diversity and it was like this places that you wanted to be there was like music and fashion
Whatever and now it's just like literally you're walking down to SEC college town road
And you're like back just like at a tailgate and people are mad about it
But unfortunately, I feel like that's the reality of every fucking major city. It just that's just what happens. Yeah. Yeah
I mean, yeah, I don't know if I have you know, like the solve here, but no there's no solve
I don't think I think it just will get worse and worse and worse and it is kind of stinky like there's this street called
St. Mark's place
It was the first street that I lived on in New York and I guess it used to be
Super cool and like super like a big cultural thing and now it's just all frat boys like doing blow and like sitting outside
And people are just really bummed about it. Huh? So it's just like people that boys like doing blow and like sitting outside and people are just really bummed about it.
So it's just like people that have like what like trust fund money?
Yeah, exactly.
Okay.
And they're coming in in these places that used to be say like $2,000 a month to live
in for now for yeah and they're paying for it with their parents money and then it pushes
out everyone that like actually lives there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fair.
So people are freaking out and then said how long Oh this one, how long do you think you have to live
in New York City to be considered a New Yorker?
I'm curious about that.
Three years, would you say?
You think?
I think five.
I think anyway you have to be like three years
and I'd say like, okay, you're from here now.
Like you're like, you've been a part of the community
for three years.
Yeah, New Yorkers are crazy though.
I feel like they'd say 10.
Like I've been here for is for almost five 10 is crazy
I feel like I can I can say I'm a New Yorker. I've been here for five years
Yeah, I would be like sure or I'm I don't know but I wouldn't know if I would call myself a New Yorker
I would say I really know New York and I live here. Mm-hmm. Like I I'm not gonna say that
I feel like I'm gonna get in trouble for saying I'm a New Yorker. Okay, take it back. I did take it back
I took it back immediately. I'm not a New Yorker. I'm just a girl that lives in New York City just a Bostonian. Just a Bostonian
Yeah, no, I don't what are you even?
Californian
Californian law California cation loss
Angel light Los Angeles. I actually like that. I don't know Los Angel. You're a Los Angel. No, that's stupid
Los angel you're a Los angel. No, that's stupid
Los Angeles not stupid California California. Yeah, Boston Ian, California Yeah, yeah, no, you're going Los Angeles kind of way cooler though Los Angeles chemical. Yeah, I'm going with that
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Jordan Hudson yeah, Jordan Hudson allegedly banned from UNC then UNC clears it up wow how exhilarating
So a false report came out that UNC had banned Jordan Hudson if you guys don't know who Jordan Hudson is this is the
girlfriend of Bill Belichick. Oh
Football player no no no it's I don't even ever know her name Belichick's girlfriend slash PR
so Jordan Hudson
Was reportedly banned from all athletic facilities
UNC right away denied the claims with this statement while Jordan Hudson is not an employee at the University of Carolina Athletics,
she is welcome to the Carolina football facilities.
Jordan will continue to manage all activities
related to Coach Belichick's personal brand
outside of his responsibilities
for Carolina football and the university.
Well, that is a crazy rumor that I also fell for,
just like the AI, because I kept seeing
Bill Belichick's girlfriend banned from UNC banned but I'm like damn that's crazy
why'd they do that I fell for it should the banner what do you think
what the heck excuse me it's it's a ghost energy dude it's got my belly
bubbling yeah I I'm so tired of Jordan Hudson headlines now. I don't think I really care anymore. Okay screw her
No, it's not like screw her. I fucking love you not that either. I think it's just like
Who cares you're just a Los Angeles light and you don't give a shit. No, it's just like we get it
She likes to like play PR for coach Belichick. All right
Yeah, what are we supposed to do
with that nothing we can't do anything with it exactly what would you say if you
met her I would say what would I say probably wouldn't actually talk to her
you wouldn't but what if she came up and was like hey I'm Jordan I'd say hey I'm
Josh and then she said what's up? Chilling
Cool, do you want to come meet my husband? Oh, yeah, that'd be way cooler than this conversation. I'm having with you right now
Okay, well can you sign this NDA new why I'm not signing a random NDA, but I'm her I'm his PR manager, right?
She tries to kiss you. What do you do?
throw punch
She tries to kiss you. What do you do? Throw a punch!
Do you see all...
Has Gabby done that video to you yet?
No, she hasn't actually.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
I'm a random girl. I think fast.
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Timothy and Kylie red carpet debut.
Timothy and, uh,
uh,
Chalamet and Kylie Jenner made the red carpet debut.
People originally thought that they would go
to the Met together, but Timothy skipped it
to watch the Knicks game on his iPad
What a legend he is so awesome I was so excited
This is the first time he's ever done a red carpet with a couple with a girlfriend. I like the suit look how happy they are
I love them, and I've always loved them. I'm so excited for this
He oh he walked a carpet with an ex-girlfriend before but it was because they were co-stars Lily
Lily rose death, but this is the first time he's ever popped out with his missus
So they really do be being in love they'd be in love and shit and they're so funny and cute
He's just watching his friggin game on the iPad
I wonder if he'll be at that he's definitely gonna be at the Knicks tonight, and I'm going you can meet him
I'm not on the floor
What like what like right now, I think like thirty thousand dollars
My tickets were like two thousand dollars in there like nosebleeds. No, they're actually pretty fire. Are they sick? Yeah, they're pretty cool
I was upset you thousand bucks. They gotta be all right, but gotta be alright cuz it's so
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Miley Miley Cyrus EP and addressing rumors about mom Miley Cyrus made a statement addressing that her mom had unfollowed her on Instagram
Saying it was an accident. Why does this always happen? This comes with family?
I know does this a lot, right?
I know I feel like they're beefing a little this comes following the feud rumors between her and her dad her mom also said on
Her podcast that she didn't know how that happened and it's fixed now
Her mom has her own podcast like my sister's mom has a podcast with their other sister
Okay, okay
It's actually like a pretty like Noah Cyrus. No with Brandi. She's a DJ was a brandy
Yeah, and they all look the mom's jeans are so strong. They all look exactly like mom damn. It's crazy
But that podcast is actually really popular, but I do agree everyone always says that it was a glitch
I'm I see I've never had that glitch. I've never had that glitch. I've never had a glitch where I've unfollowed somebody
I don't think mom mom first of all my leader mom are super close
So I could buy this like and there's no way her mom would unfollow her daughter her famous daughter on Instagram. I
Never believe that an unfollow was a glitch you might have accidentally tapped it or something
But like there's no such thing and you can't really accidentally tap it cuz it's like do you really want to unfollow this person?
Yeah, like there's there's no glitch. Maybe there's no glitch glitch is uh
For famous people super famous. No that doesn't make sense. I would have been glitched out all the time
I would have been having mad glitches her new song have you heard it nope?
Oh my god. It's so good
She released her EP called more to lose and she has an album coming in May which I'm really really excited something beautiful
And the album will be a visual album inspired by Pink Floyd's the wall
Guys you haven't listed your new song yet
So she has like a video for each song and it's like a visual video beautiful, but it's not a music video
Okay, it's like visual art right yeah, but you can still listen without like yeah
Yeah, but that's like tells a story through the visual art so it's like an art piece is what on top of being an art piece
Already what one may say now will be an art artifact right right right art squared. I like it cool
I like that Fox News reporter faints on air a woman fainted on Fox News live on air while she was taking or talking
And the video is going viral people commenting how weird it was that the man she was speaking to did not even get up
Out of his chair when she passed out
Can we watch it?
Oh, damn.
He's fixing his pages.
Oh my god, he just keeps going. Yeah, no shit, dude. Oh my god, he just keeps going
Yeah, no shit dude. Oh my god
He looks down at her like that easy that seems like it's a bit wait. Go. I want to see the pass out oh
She's having like a stroke. Oh she still looks pretty
We're just gonna get some help here for Cameron. Why don't you fucking help? Are you douchebag Cameron? All right? Let's continue so President Biden
What the fuck is in same?
He come forward and say anything
Afterwards because that is the fucking craziest thing I've ever seen in my life. Biden Blames Harris Lost on Sexism. Crazy title. Um, yeah, uh, that's- that is nuts.
It looks like she, like, she had like a- it looks like she almost had like a stroke or
something.
It looks like when Wendy Williams passed out.
I've never seen that clip.
You've never seen Wendy Williams pass out on Good Morning America?
No.
In the Liberty- in the Statue of Liberty costume?
No.
Are you serious? No, I don't think I have. Liberty costume. No, are you serious?
Oh, I'm cultural like phenomenon. Please bring that up for Jay. Yeah, let's watch this now
That's gotta be fake that's
To be fake. That's got to be fake dude. What? No way that's real. There's no way
No, but like that can't be real
I think it that can't be real because now this was before everything but now she has like a really lot of health issues and
So I let me get a replay on that shit real quick, but why did you try to euro step?
Like you never know with her
Euro step oh oh oh you can
Know that is real no fucking way. She's like this she's like
Like drop you don't know one passes out like that if anyone were to pass out like that like drop you don't know one passes out like that if anyone were to
pass out like that it would be when you
know one passes out like that you know
do you know the lore of Wendy Williams I
know a little bit of oh my god Jay if
you knew more you'd be like yeah that's
how Wendy Williams would pass I always
thought it was really funny when her
cameraman would like throw shade at the
audience yeah I see those clips like
you'd be like talking she'd be like
saying something like and they're
broke and then they'd like pant or
something that kind of looks like you
know what like the cameraman was a demon
and then Wendy would catch it and always
like let's do such a fucking funny she
would the bet the best daytime TV she
is the best host ever she would say
whatever was on her mind.
Rude.
Yeah.
Kind of awful at times.
Oh, definitely.
And then also just so fucking funny though.
Have you seen the one where she's like,
like she puts up a picture of this person
and is like, do you guys know who this is?
Does anyone here know?
I don't know who he is.
Well, apparently he's viral.
Apparently he's famous on TikTok. He has like a followers, and that's it. He's dead now
Be like clap if you want them to suffer
Wendy Williams yeah, she she went down downhill, but hopefully she's doing alright.
Ugh, wow.
Much love to Wendy Williams.
Well, uh, for like, the woman that passed out, though, you probably should.
I hope she's alright.
That dude's a douchebag.
That dude sucks.
She said that-
How is-
What did she say?
She said that the incident was very scary and she felt worse for the audience, but she
thought it was just from dehydration, everybody said said and then the guy I guess after this said that
paramedics are checking on her sorry for that blah blah so I guess he kind of
checked in after the fact after yeah how was your first instinct though not like
holy the camera did pan out to show her fault it was yeah like how is your first
instinct not like get up and go help her was yeah, like how is your first instinct not like get up in go?
How the fuck is going like that?
Think is like oh my god my papers are a little disoriented
And he went straight back into the headline and then was like actually we're gonna someone would probably like we're taking a break
The back is like
Actually right back to body. No that is so fucking bizarre. No. Oh my god
Oh Golden Globes will have a a will have a best podcast category
Who do you think is gonna win Joe Rogan obvious yeah, right? It's gotta be Joe Rogan or
Trying to think who Oh armchair podcast might win Joe Rogan armchair
Maybe Theo Vaughn
I like his podcast. I just don't know if it would
win yeah I think it would have to be Joe Rogan I think it would have to be Joe
Rogan yeah yeah it's the biggest podcast in the world is there anything bigger
than it no but it's like who's voting that's what well we've also found out
that these are all bullshit fake and it's like not actually you don't not
actually winning yeah it just it just matters Who's gonna be voting? I think really is the whole situation, but and you know how like when um
They do when they add new categories and they kind of like put people in that no one's ever heard of and they win
And they're like wait. How did this happen? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? It's like I thought it was to be the most popular things
That are allowed be can we look up the top 25 podcasts in the world it's gonna be the top 25. Alright, the only ones that are allowed. Be nominated?
It's gonna be
100% Joe Rogan
It has to be. He's like the most influential
podcaster.
He changed like the vote.
Oh, okay.
We have, okay, so it's the Joe Rogan
podcast, Crime Junkie,
the Mel Robbins podcast, Caller Daddy,
Sean Ryan show
Rotten mango the Zerky show smartless. Oh, I hope smartless wins. I love smartless the daily
Stuff you should know that's a really good podcast the past weekend the O's up there Ben Shapiro
Yeah
Okay, I actually know most of those I
Still think it has to be Joe Rogan
It's yeah, I mean doesn't number one like have to win
I feel like it at least for the first one then next year you can give it to somebody else
Yeah, the Huberman one's really good. They might pick one. That's like
Educational yeah, maybe
Alright, I'll take it. Yeah, let's hot takes. All right. I don't need these on still
They're just for swag at this point
Miley Cyrus is a great singer singer but she needs better writers and producers I haven't listened to her new music yet. Oh never talks smack about my queen. Fair.
Met Gala is grossly similar to the Hunger Games. Yeah I always found their
fits were kind of the same. It's yeah, but it's not like no one's killing each other
No, not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Yeah, but I don't think that's not a hot take
Benson be you well Benson Boone's music is really good. It's just trendy to not like him been saying that I agree great
Yeah, he's a credible performer. I don't even think that's a hot take. I know that's just
Right people just like hopped on the hate train, and they've never been to a Benson Boone show yeah
Not a hot take who would win a hundred men or one gorilla yeah?
I think we're over this one a hundred American men or a hundred British men is the new thing yeah
100 American men yeah, or a hundred American women or a hundred British women like the Brits couldn't even handle 13 colonies
You know what I mean, so um I'm gonna say I'm gonna say one Waffle House takes out a hundred
100 Brits easily are you kidding me give 20 20 Americans to a hundred Brits? We're good
It's got to be a specific. A specific type for sure.
And look, this is no weapons, we're talking no weapons, right?
Yeah, because they don't have guns.
Yeah, but I'm saying like,
whoa,
like Americans are bringing no guns,
but the Brits can't be bringing knives
and baseball bats either, you know what I'm saying?
So it's like both sides...
Guidos, Jersey Shore Guidos, all juiced up,
ready, running through, Mike Mike the situation put his head through
Oh, they're the ones I'm picking. They're not but we can pick five of them
And I don't even want any of them actually maybe just throw them at the front line. They're like the first
Yeah, they're like the first wall of defense. I don't mind that I don't mind that at all
But yeah, no, I think I think you got to go America there with the hundred men or gorilla though. Who did you say?
Here's the thing
The hundred men
Like a good 65 of them need to be willing to die
Okay, they need to be willing to die. They need to be willing to die because that's the only way you're
you're getting this gorilla on the ground. Like, so you sacrifice yourself? It's
impossible like you got to assume in this debate the gorilla isn't like gonna
be scared or whatever it's like this gorilla is ready to fucking go right it
is an angry gorilla ready to fucking take out all its might on a hundred men and the hunter men are all ready to fucking go
against this gorilla a gorilla could backhand three human beings break all
of their necks like in one swing to you and what are you gonna punch a gorilla
to death look like he's just pure wedding through this fucking crowd right
so it would have to be like overwhelming amounts at a time you'd
have to bite his neck open and the gorilla would just be swinging people off
and they'd be dying so like you'd have to watch the first few people run in and
get obliterated and then still have the like mental strength to be like I'm
still gonna go in there like so I think 60 men need to be willing to die
And then you can we could take the gorilla okay? Yeah, I mean like an Aaron
Yeah, always wins type speech beforehand or like guy like we need we need something nuts
We need something nuts to go hype you up to amp you up. Oh my like you're going to the battle of the bastards
Yeah, yeah, so I don't know it's uh
It's a tough one. It's a tough one. They gotta be big men, too. They need to be big men
Yeah, like a hundred of you you're dead
Well, yeah, probably yeah, probably
Yeah, it would be really tough like you'd have to I like I don't even know what the strategy would be like
I'd have to send like 40 in at one time. You'd have to I like I don't even know what the strategy would be like I'd have to send like
40 in at one time you'd have to try to bite his neck open
Oh, yeah, you have to be a savage you can't fight like a man you have to fight like a like an animal
You have to fight like an animal like I mean you're biting at like the Achilles tendon
You know what I'm saying all you have is your mouth well like you're just going all out
You're going all out hoping like you can just take chunks out of this thing and slow it down
I don't even like think I love I know gorillas are amazing animals and they're not really like that aggressive rest in peace Harambe
This makes me sad because I don't I don't believe this one this is a hot take celebrities don't all need a podcast
They're really bad interviewers example Amy Poehler. I think Amy Poehler. I don't know everything
She does to me is perfect and great and I thought she was a great interviewer I really think
Amy Poehler is hilarious but I haven't watched the podcast so I've seen clips
and it was a I saw her interview Hannah Berner and Paige Astorbo and I thought
she crushed it I like her I agree with that though I like the moments she does
that like the Emmys she's awesome she has like some new things she's doing that's
crazy at the Emmys her and Seth Meyers like best friend relationship is my favorite thing in the whole entire world
for me.
She's so funny.
But I do agree a lot of celebrities are bad interviewers and they should just stick to
being the celebrity being interviewed.
Yeah.
But I don't think Amy Poehler is one of them.
Wellness culture on TikTok is just the new toxic diet culture from the early 2000s.
I don't see any wellness culture in my TikTok.
I kind of agree. diet culture from the early 2000s. I don't see any wellness culture in my TikTok.
I kind of agree. It's like a culty and crazy and people are like fasting and like doing all like these yogas all day long and like not eating and just drinking water.
Relax. Yeah, you got to eat. I mean, fasting is really good for you, though.
I know, but they're doing like crazy ones forever. And I'm just like, maybe don't market that to 14
old girls. I think like the good thing is like you want to eat between like what 12 and 8 p.m
That's yeah supposed to be like and then you don't eat any any other time in the day, but you eat between 12 and 8
Yeah, that's good. That's healthy. I'm pretty sure that's like the best way to do it
I could be miss spoken Morgan Wallen's dad
fasts for 40 days at a time
Is that not insane? That's
Impossible that's what I thought I mean he fasts for 40 days
I listened to the the of on podcast with Morgan Wallen on it and he talked about his dad
Fasting and it was like 40 days at a time
So he doesn't eat for 40 days doesn't eat for 40 days. Yeah, that's what he said
I thought that was like literally believe it not possible. Don't believe it according. Maybe it was like 30 days, but it was something crazy
40 days there's no shot. That's what he said
It's where I got that's like Jesus right at the desert. Yeah 40 days
Well that I think he does it for like he's like on this like I think it's religious why he does it
40 days seems like impossible. I can't even go until 12 o'clock. No, not me. I'm starving all the fucking time right now. I know
BFFs corner backgallery cap was a blast you guys watched it all unfold on live stream
Good stuff fun time. I got did get stuck and it gets stuck. I woke up from my flight
It was too early, and I was like okay
I have to stay in Scottsdale, and then I did have a crazy diva in distress
I went to the in Scottsdale. And then I did have a crazy diva in distress.
I went to the Cheesecake Factory by myself.
I was just like stuck in Scottsdale.
Like you were like, I just can't leave.
I was, well, I woke up,
my flight was at 7 a.m. the next morning.
Yeah.
And so I was ready to leave for the airport at like 3.30.
I woke up to pack and I was like,
oh, I took 16 tequila shots like three hours ago.
I can't get on this flight.
So I tried to stay, hotel was booked up.
It was just a really big nightmare, Jay. Yeah, yeah yeah but it was fun to follow along with all you guys on
tik-tok yeah no I got out of there early in the morning yeah yeah we have a fun
week coming up we do this week right now today yeah yeah we're going to Coney
Island tomorrow Coney Island that will be a vlog for you guys then we're live
streaming on BFFs YouTube channel and
We're playing a kickball game. We are gonna be doing that we're doing that okay, so yeah
We're live streaming the kickball game, and then I think we might do also a live stream on Josh's twitch
Yeah, yeah, and then if Matt ever gets here. Oh my god. Yeah, he missed this flight
I thought you were talking about another this flight. I think he got a flight at 10 a.m. This morning though
So he should be here
Five hours six hours perfect
There's another Dave alike look alike on Twitter sweet. Oh my god. That is Dave
No, that's AI
Kind of want to hear what this Dave is saying that's AI. That's not Dave wait
That's a deep fake
If this guy got like hair plugs he would that's a deep day that has to be a big fake with because with different teeth
I'm not buying that that that's a real person. That's Dave Portnoy. It's so funny how many
Doppelgangers that Dave has I know like that's crazy. I feel like we never have any doppelgangers
Why does he have his are like?
ridiculously close like it's
Bizarre that Josh that's a deep fake right I
Doubt it this seems like a real dude Like, it's bizarre. That, Josh, that's a deep fake, right? Uh, I doubt it.
This seems like a real dude.
But like the eyes don't move, like that-
It's a guy.
That's not a, that's a deep fake.
That's a dude.
That's fucking crazy.
Wow. Wow.
Well.
Well, Brianna, she's trying to quit vaping.
She bought a vape on Saturday,
so now she said she'll only vape on Saturdays. Well, I'll vape until my vape that I buy on Saturday dies
Yeah, and it probably won't die until next Saturday. I
Did go three days and I did quit before for a month and a half like it's possible
But I need to have the willpower and I just really don't I don't feel it in my heart right now. Mm-hmm
Maybe because it's weak from all the smoking.
Yeah, no, for sure.
For sure.
I'm really gonna try though, guys,
so follow along for the journey.
If I can do it, then anyone can do it.
Yeah.
Josh, you won first place in your Creator Classic.
Yup, did.
Woo!
That's pretty dope.
Yeah, it was pretty fun.
Weren't you nervous that it was, were you talking to me about that event where you were like these are actual golfers. Yes. Yeah, yeah, you won
Well, I was on a team. Oh
So like it's not like I did all the work. Okay. I thought I did probably the least amount of work
But no, no, no, I was I was the team captain. So I picked my team. We're just the team captain cuz you famous
Well, there are other people that are famous. Would you the most famous? No, not in that community deaf
Oh, they're like it's all golfers. Why'd you get to be the team captain? I
Don't know. I think
They were like this guy looks like he has a lot of leadership in him
And I was like, don't do I ever and then I put together the best team the creator classics ever seen and we went
one And I was like, how do I ever and then I put together the best team the creator classics ever seen and we went and won
We were actually in like last place after hole three and I looked at the boys and I was like, hey
We didn't fucking come here to play eight holes. We came here to play nine holes today
They're like, yeah, we did and I was like, let's turn this shit around and I taught my drive about 150 yards
And I was like you guys gotta turn it around not me. I'm just gonna do my thing and you guys play way better
But no, it was good. It was good. I got to hit a couple like clutch shots for the boys, which was fun
And I was so knell code. I don't know that just sounded like a knell podcast
I got to hit a couple clutch shot for the boys and it was dope
Yeah, it's some clutch shots like I'd like a good like 30 foot putt
No, that's cool, and I hit and if we didn't hit that we weren't going to the playoffs
So it's pretty stressful and it's all alternate shot
So it's not like a scramble or like you're playing the whole game. It felt really weird as a player
I'm sure it was super cool as like maybe an audience member watching alternate shot, but so how it works
It's like you go pick three people on a team, right?
so someone would shoot out of the t-box and
Then the next guy on your team takes that shot and then the next guy the team takes
So you're always switching the rotate like right? It's always switching
I would like that I feel like that's the most fun way to play golf no no no no no because you get into no flow
There's no like rhythm you get into like if you're hitting your own ball all day long like yeah
You might have like three bad holes. It's not a team sport
Not all about hippie not typically it's usually like a solo sport.
But like, you know, usually those tournaments
will do like scramble or like
best ball or maybe they do like a
shamble type situation.
But to like not, like to
swing a club and then be like alright I'm gonna sit here for eight
minutes until I swing a club again. It just
it felt weird. It felt weird. And
I've never been so nervous
to play golf in my life. Because you're playing in front of like real
Golf people and fans. Oh, we people all around like yelling and
Golfing so bad. It was so terrifying. Were you like?
The first time I put the tee down my hand was like like it wasn't me playing with it
It was not me playing with the him. It was Boston's last time
I okay, I just okay eyes of death
No
The first time I went to put the ball down with the tee like my hand was like this
I was like going to put the ball down with the tea. Oh my god. I would be so nervous
It was it was the scariest thing in sports. I've ever like done like I
Yeah, we want you did a clutch classic for the bros for the boys. It was dope
It's how you said classic I said classic lunch for the club
I hit a couple clut the clutch hit it in a fourth speed hit it to gear and I want it with my boys for
The fam back home and that's BFFs see you guys tomorrow. We actually have a Tommy about the
Bend-over and cough he said he never had to bend over cough, but he had to cough and they cupped his balls
Yeah, knew it a little cup so you did do that. No I didn't heard of it. All right. I've never done it He said he never had to bend over and cough, but he had to cough and they cupped his balls. Yeah.
Knew it.
A little cup cough.
So you did do that?
No, I didn't.
I've heard of it.
I've never done it.
And that's BFFs.
BFFs.