BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - BRYCE HALL WILL HATE TAYLER HOLDER FOREVER — BFFs EP. 96

Episode Date: September 8, 2022

We're back with our most recurring guest Bryce Hall who in typical Bryce Hall fashion is late despite living 5 minutes away from Josh's new place. We get into headlines with Monty Lopez still going off on social media, Addison staying away from her parent drama publicly, Monty writing an... interesting diss track about Sheri and Yung Gravy, him potentially starting and OnlyFans with Ava Louise, Yung Gravy calling out Dave about his Sheri Nicole take, and Monty Lopez going off on Sofia Franklyn. We continue with Tayler Holder and Charly Jordan potentially getting back together, Charly texting Bryce about what he said about her on TeaTalk, Nessa's copycat claiming what she was doing was a "social experiment", Leonardo DiCaprio not dating anyone over the age of 25, Lana Rhoades calling out her NBA baby daddy, Kanye West going off on Instagram (again), Mr. Beast's insane burger shop opening, Bryce's Tik Toks that he has been posting with Addison, a Tik Tokker getting revenge on her haters by DM'ing their husbands, Kate Moss pulling a diamond from Johnny Depp's butt crack, and end with some BFFS corner where Josh may or may not have been posting some interesting Tik Toks about his "girl". Support Our Sponsors! Beis: Go to https://barstool.link/BeisBFF for 15% off your first purchase! Birddogs: Go to https://barstool.link/BirddogsBSS and use promo code BFF for a free Birddogs rope hat!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

Hey, BFF listeners, you can find us every Wednesday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. All right, here we go. BFF's new episode, Bryce Hall back on. I think we were saying beforehand, you, fourth time? Yeah, fourth time. Fourth time. Run a little late in very Bryce Hall fashion.

You're like, I was having sex. I had to walk here. I don't have a car. You said you were five minutes away. Don't you have the range? No. Why don't you have a car? I got hit by a drunk driver.

Oh. Didn't you say you live five minutes away, though, from Josh now? He does. Yeah, I do. He does. Yeah, yeah. So, anyways, welcome. let's get into the headlines uh and still i guess the number one headline that we have going is the monty lopez young gravy addison

if you want to put her in the triangle um this headline here says addison's embarrassed by her parents a source reported that she wants to distance herself. Doesn't want to acknowledge it. Yeah, no shit. Yeah, good source. Great source. I think the source is called someone's brain. Like, why would anybody want to acknowledge what is going on? And after Monty and Sherry Nicole went to the VMAs, Monty.

Wait, wait, wait. You mean after Young Gravy? Young Gravy and Sherry Nicole. I don't even know what I said. My brain's a little slow. I've been trying to drink coffee. It's not working. Anyways, Monty wrote a diss track

about Young Gravy and Sherry Nicole leftovers. I did see this. Let's watch it. It's quite shocking. He tries to do our move. know i saw that i wasn't very happy about it you should have traded my phone why does it start with a picture of his daughter

i'm a villain in the villa i stole your bitches that new gen fame i could help you make a living till you apologize you will never be forgiven i am michael jordan you are not scotty pippen All right, I think we get it. We get it. Yeah, I can't listen to that. That's brutal, man. I can't listen to that. That's tough. I did think the Jordan Pippen line, that is almost straight from Rise,

Page You's Rise, by the way. Like, I'm Jordan, you're Pippen. But, yeah, that's tough i you so you probably bryce know these people better than anyone else here like did you did you always know monty was like a lunatic i mean from what like i really remember this was like two years ago i remember he was sober completely like completely sober like just would always like preach about how he's been sober and and the whole family would be like yeah he's sober and he was always like very hyper so i was like is he sober so is he not is he with you saying that are you saying he's like an alcoholic or something no no no i wouldn't say

i would say other things if i were to guess just by like the the way that he's like acting online i would say he's on so i guess a better way to phrase the question are you like shocked or at all surprised by the way he's acting no okay yeah that's that's a fair way to i guess ask it um he also posted a shirtless music with this and sherry replied in the comments oh shit what did she say here then why didn't you take husband to sherry out of your bio so that i could move on long ago monty replies laugh my ass off wow that didn't stop me are you serious sherry nicole good i'm glad we're on the same page uh so make him stop they're both bad i i some people went at me i think sharon cole's just as much like in the wrong here as is young gray i think the whole it's what i said last i think the whole

thing and young gravy did respond to my video which i didn't see but he said uh she's single let her live lol sorry for calling you a coward Let her live. LOL. Sorry for calling you a coward, Dave. That's also sorry for calling you a coward. So misleading the way he tweeted that he did because he was implying it apparently as a compliment when he first said it. Correct. And so if you just see that he's acting like I'm mad, he called me a coward. He's like, no, that's just what I call my friends.

Whatever. The whole situation is gross. what I call my friends. Whatever. The whole situation is gross. I will say, this may be the most shocking thing that Monty has ever done. So he said he wanted to come on BFFs,

and then we asked him again because he keeps getting in the news, and he replied to the account, sorry, super busy schedule. I don't have time for freebies. The man wanted to get paid to come on the BFF podcast. He's starting an OnlyFans. I don't think he needs moneybies. The man wanted to get paid to come on the BFF podcast. He's starting an OnlyFans.

I don't think he needs money. He's delusional. Like, who does he think he is? Addison Rae's dad. So who are you? You're Addison Rae's dad. You're a loser. Yeah, I just, I kind of ignore everything.

He has probably one of the worst like views to like ratios i've ever seen oh he's hated yeah he's like he'll get like two three million views on tiktok and then get like 5k likes i've never seen that yeah even in your height bryce which i think has changed where people are like oh bryce is like people don't like bryce online like this like you you were my surpasses it at your point surpasses me from fight promotion yeah yeah yeah crazy um so Monty is joining OnlyFans before you guys came in here a little I was just going through the headlines I kind of like puked a little bit not on purpose like just reading this oh what Monty oh we're not recording yet are we yeah yeah this is all record i have it i just turned

on the actual recording recording if you want to say anything else well my reaction to seeing that yeah we have that we have that that was gross that's i guess i should wait to read headlines. That's nasty. Yeah. So throw up in your mouth kind of thing. Yeah, it was because Ava Louise, who I fucking hate like poison, says she is the one who convinced Monty to make an OnlyFans and they will be making explicit content together early in the week. That's gross. That is pretty gross. Maybe the grossest thing I've ever heard.

You know people are going to buy that, though. Oh, though oh yeah i think like i to be honest like me personally me personally like i'm tempted to buy it just to laugh like like so if i'm if i'm kind of down to like buy it just to laugh like think about how many people are actually gonna buy that to i don't think anyone's gonna get off to it i don't think anyone's gonna like jerk off to that shit or like it's kind of like just to see yeah just to see what the fuck it's a curiosity yeah i get that the only thing is like you know the money is going to him so that's like a tough pill to swallow it's like do you want to give this guy a fucking cent i wonder how much he'll charge you know it's gonna be a lot right i mean if he's trying to charge for himself to come on bffs after he asked to come on he's gotta be he's gotta be charging a great amount for those things honestly maybe the most delusional thing of all time like yeah pay me to come on

bffs um just oh i didn't see this picture either like he's blurring this guy's fucking i feel so bad did you see that picture where he's like pulling down? He actually DM'd me today and I thought it was like about like all my duets and stitches clearly just like kind of trolling him. Yeah. But it was like, hey, can you make a video for this little girl that's like a fan for you? And I was like, I was like, what?

That is weird. That's so out of left field. It's like, wait, what little girl? Yeah. Is he trying to to get with like a... I was going to say high school. Senior in high school, 18. I don't think they're 18. What is this Monty DM Sophia Franklin?

Another one who is most definitely not on my Christmas list. Who's Sophia Franklin? She was one half of call her daddy oh yeah yeah not my favorite um and also has done shit that if people knew about they'd be like oh she's maybe the worst person who ever lived um and what what is he saying here and he's a coward like he called dave on bff podcast see this coward thing is getting taken all out of perspective. By the way, your podcast fucking sucks. I listen to a few of them, get a life and a personality.

So that's Monty talking to Sophia. That's a bad dig, by the way. Be like, I listen to all your podcasts. They stink. You're a fan. That's crazy. I listen to all hour and 30 minutes of your podcast you suck no good yeah it's no good um and again we do have here bryce you have a history obviously with monty uh and it

says ava tried to steal bryce hall from addison ray in the past that's probably like false laughable yeah i know she just was posting like um that she wanted to fuck me well me and me and addison were we're dating so me and addison were just behind the scenes kind of like laughing our ass off yeah she no she's she's i would never i would i would never like i i don't think anybody would at this point i mean she's she's likeicking toilet seats and shit. Monty will. Well, Monty has nobody else like that at this point. It's true. They are perfect for each other.

But I'm interested to see the OnlyFans. Like, I would love to know how many people buy it. I don't know if I'm being naive. I'd like to believe in something good and be like, they won't get more than like 50 people buying that. I hope there's still some good in the world. Here's a hack for all the people watching and are just as intrigued as I am. Just go on Reddit. Why do you know that?

Why do you know that you can go to Reddit for OnlyFans stuff? What are you talking about? I just heard about that. Kind of seems like you have to have a first-hand experience. Doesn't Reddit take that shit down, though? Isn't that like serious copyright stuff? Nah, it's usually always there.

Again, how do you know that? How do you know it's always there? You also know. Maybe it's more than just a first-hand thing. You also know. This guy knows as well. He's not the one that said it. Exactly.

But he knew just as much as I did. Weber smelted Delta Brass. Oh, yeah. We got it, by the way, speaking while I was packing forth. You two made out, huh? Bree and Price. Oh, there it is. That was just a curveball and a half.

That was not a curveball. First of all, it was the first page of the sheet. It was in the past. I'm like, I don't know that we'll bring it up. But something about that triggered it. You guys went from not liking each other to just making out. I kind of contradicted myself in that TikTok we made, Bree. I know you did.

Yeah. It's all right. So why don't you guys tell us about how your love life started? I'm pretty sure we were just drunk. Yeah. Was it like a passionate makeout? That's a good question, Dave. Was there tongue involved? Brie, what do you think?

No, no. It was just a mere kiss. Same. I was thinking the exact same thing. Just a mere kiss. Smoo I was thinking the exact same thing. Just a mere kiss. Smooch. Hated it. A friendly kiss. Such a friend thing. Last

question because I don't like going down these paths really. Was it in public? No. So you made out a friendly kiss in private? That seems like that can't even be true. Thank you, Josh. It was a friendly kiss in private? That seems like that can't even be true. Thank you, Josh. It was a friendly kiss in private at a party with other people. Yeah.

I just asked if it was in public. Well, it was like at a party we went to like a separate area. Oh, so right. I mean, so Brie, you're lying. No, I'm not. Yeah, okay. Yes. I don't know.

If you go to a separate room to make out correct there's got to be some passion there's got right right right because if you're doing the the friendly peck thing you probably don't have to like oh you friendly peck dudes like everywhere it's like one of your things so correct also a weird thing pretty weird why is that all right All right. So you guys fucking have a passionate make out. Our Taylor Holder and Charlie Jordan. What was that? Why is that weird? What? Just pecking dudes.

What's wrong with that? Oh, you don't think that's like a weird gimmick that you do? If you're straight. I wouldn't say it's a gimmick. If you're gay, then no. It's not that. No, I'm just good. And I don't care if you're gay. You see that snl skit where they're all just making

out with each other the family that just makes out at least i'm just only pecking you gotta kiss the homies i mean i would say snl is like doing bits no you're that's just your bitch just to make out like god it's not a makeout but it is definitely a bit yeah okay it's funny i think that's what, yeah. Well, that's in the eye of the beholder. Did you chuckle? Did it make you feel a certain way? No, it didn't.

I don't watch it. You definitely have seen it, though. Yeah, because we talked about it on here, like, what, months ago. Do you still do it? I mean, I haven't done it in a while. I don't usually think about doing it. It just kind of happens. Kind of like you. Well, that's a little contradictory.

Well, kind of like, well, it's like if it's a camera's on i'm dude i'm like i'll do anything anything anything for the views that's why you two well i wouldn't say went private to go make a soft pack yeah correct yes because it wasn't about the views it wasn't about anything it was just like fucking making out and god knows how did people even figure out like that we made out like how did that even come out i think so set it at my live show someone asked and then grace said it kind of nice grace yeah then well i did the tiktok thing oh the flip your camera thing but people knew before that well yeah that was pretty straightforward you told o'malley and o'malley told everybody yeah that wasn't hard to connect the dots um our taylor holder and charlie jordan back together charlie jordan taylor hold even spotted together

more since she's surprising for birthday taylor and charlie responded a club with taro's hand on her leg another time in the back of someone's snapchat story this is weird you you still hate him right uh bryce yeah so what do you think of this then because charlie i mean dude she fucking texted me probably 8 000 paragraphs because of our t-talk that shit where i said like so fake oh really yeah okay yeah i'm just gonna show you this like i'm not i'm not gonna i'm not gonna show the pod but i'm just gonna show you how many paragraphs she texted me we did talk on my youtube when we said like bryce was just basically like yo it's fake as fuck it is and you mean you mean fake as fuck them too well no for charlie to like say stuff to like bryce and like film videos like make make fun of Taylor, and then going and hanging out with him again.

Can you give us a summary of what she said to you? She just basically... Can you still hear me? Yeah. My shit just completely cut out. We can all hear you, don't worry. I can't even hear you guys, though. Can you hear? You can't hear me.

Well, I can hear you because you're next to me, but I can't hear you. Can you hear me and Dave? Doesn't seem that way. Try it again. Hello? Listen. Slowly figuring it out. Just got to plug it in

how many sway boys does it take to plug in headphones sound better now okay yeah all right better back in the game back in the game yeah sorry about that all right so summarize those texts for us. So quick summary, she just basically texted me like, hey, we haven't talked in a while. Because on T-Talk, you said their relationship was fake. And yeah, this whole time she's just going off about how we were friends and why did I say that, but I was giving my take on a situation that Josh Blight, like when I go on T-Talk,

I have no idea what we're talking about he just kind of says something and i give my my first thought and opinion on the situation so my first thought and opinion seeing that after i the last time i was with her she was talking shit on taylor and they're hanging out and surprising them for parties blah blah they're hanging out i thought she was dating someone else and i saw it and i was just like yeah this is this is a fake situation i wasn't calling her as a human being fake i was just saying that this situation in general was fake how many paragraphs do you write you oh fucking like probably 30 and it got to the point where i was repeating myself so many times saying like

i'm sorry you feel that way she wanted me to make a public apology and i was just like no like i'm not making a public apology because, first off, I don't even think it was that big of a deal. And second, like, not everyone knows about that situation. Yeah, a couple pages talked about me saying it, but it's like not everybody knows it. Why would I make a full-ass public apology about that? Right.

It is kind of – the thing about it – I mean, and we saw her that time, and she was like – it wasn't for cameras. We saw her in LA and she was definitely not on the Taylor train at that point. So I don't know what changed, but there's nothing for her to benefit of being seen with him. It's like that I think is probably viewed more negatively than positively. But it is strange. Something changed with how she viewed him. Clearly.

Yeah. It got so repetitive, though. In her text, I just was like, I'm sorry I offended you, but I'm not making an apology. And yes, that situation was fake. It was probably 15 times where I said that. And she kept texting me paragraphs, and then I just left her unseen, and she unfollowed me on everything. So do you still hate him, Taylor?

Yeah. I tried to set up that fight. Your payment structure. There's never going. Made no sense. There's never, it does make sense, but there's never going to be a time in my life where I don't hate that guy.

There's nothing that he could say or do to make me like him. Yeah. Josh, where are you at with him? Oh, I mean, I, I don't,

I don't stand for like what I've heard he's done and everything like that at all like just morally it goes against everything but so so do you but the fact that like now charlie's hang out and does that make you maybe question that there were not everything no no rumors no it doesn't huh well that's a ringing endorsement against charlie i just think that whole situation's weird all right uh moving on we got a nessa copycat what do you know about this josh nessa copycat says copying nessa was a social experiment a girl named kendall moore has been copying ness's every move on social media for over six months yeah it's fucking freaky yeah i've seen this is weird like super freaky like to the point where it's like tattoos like she copied her tattoos everything bro everything

for real tattoo now before we throw for real tattoos for real tattoos like would copy the tiktoks down to everything like hoodies what she's wearing she got the butterfly tattoos on her hand like every little thing she could do how she did her makeup how she would stand everything look how creepy that shit is yeah all of her instagram pictures the same exact two is she getting traction well we're talking about her no no no it's been a thing for a while like yeah she was she was getting definitely attention for it as well like talking about like and and she would just do like stuff that was too far like i'm pretty sure i saw something like she either got the same tattoo that like nessa got for cooper

or something like that or like was talking about. It was just like there was just like talking about getting it. It was there was too much. It was just too much. Did she have a blow up Josh doll? I can't vouch for that. I can't confirm or deny. I guess.

And before we throw like stones at glass houses, now I did for content, but I went through, I did pretty much the same exact thing for Justin Bieber. Like I'm talking, he came out with a video. I mock it as best my ability. If he, I had the full, can you pull up the cover of that magazine austin i think the difference is like you you were doing it as a meme you were doing it as like a joke and like you knew it

was a joke and everyone knew it was a joke and you knew you were like actually justin bieber i don't think that this girl thinks she's not necessarily i think she thinks she is well she came clean and said it was a social let's let's see what social experiment that lasts forever yeah tattoos Bieber could have been sitting around in his room being like there's some fucking lunatic who's like doing everything there's been so many guys that tried to pretend to be Justin Bieber though that's like yes that's true I don't know if they did exactly what I was doing but all right let's see what she says first I want to apologize to Nessa because she kind of sounds like her too in these past couple of months was it ever my

intention to make her uncomfortable in any way when I started my TikTok account in late May I did it based on an experiment to clarify I am not obsessed with Nessa nor have I ever wanted to be Nessa. The purpose of my experiment was to really see how much hate there was in the world of social media. Those of you who write hate comments do not realize that that hate comment could potentially put that person over the edge or severely mentally damage them. So please don't put your energy into posting hate comments on someone's page that you don't even know put that energy into making your dreams come true because you most definitely can make your dreams come true what that was the weirdest video that was the biggest like cover-up for just she's gotten so much hate now for it. She just 720'd like 18 times.

She started off by saying, I'm sorry, Nessa. So you know you did something fucked up. I'm sorry for copying every single one of your moves. I'm not obsessed with you, but I copied every single one of your videos. Don't hate me because I'm copying her because it was a social experiment, and you guys can be whoever you want to be, and I want to be Nessa. What the fuck was that? She did seem pretty young.

I would think it would be pretty normal if she was just like, I'm trying build my tiktok and get followers so like that's not a bad way to do it but that's a weird thing there's more to it i guess nessa made a video mocking this situation and the girl responded to the mocking video so um let's see what we got here i am getting both of my nipples chopped off and a face tattoo of a baby goat's butt right here and a fat libret. Tomorrow. So, just for all the people that copy me, copy me if you dare, bitch. That was rude rude I'm sorry sorry

I'm sorry alright and then what did the Kendall girl say this is a weird little fucking dispute she posts a video her nipples are just chopped off yeah she posts a video she has like a baby goat butt on her face and then just chopped off nipples let's see the response

oh she put the goat. All right. So that's just a weird... I mean, that girl does seem... Nessa's young, but that girl seemed like really young. She seemed like 15 or something. Oh, there we go. See?

Full blown. Oh, okay. So, I mean, people could have been saying shit at some point. Bro, the one of you just butt ass naked that one's crazy i mean how do you think fucking gaz our sales guy felt having to like walk to the beach and take that fucking photo how is that not i'm a slave to the page views it was like whatever i need to do but those tattoos on the men's health like a henna artist came to our office and did it for like, I don't know, four hours. I forgot I was going on vacation.

So I literally went on vacation with all those tattoos all over my. Yeah. I was like, just rolling around the beach with those tattoos because I think they last like a month almost. That's crazy. Yeah. I kind of have this girl's back a little bit. Stick together, crazy people.

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This one's super public. He broke up with Camila Morrone, and then somebody put all the data. And once you hit 25, you're on the outs with Leo I always root for Leo to date younger women because the worst thing it's like Silvana's 27 but it's like you like young girls like well what's wrong with Leo like he's always my shining guy because he's older than I am he's like 49 I think so like it makes you feel okay for what you're doing well well no if someone says

something i can just be like you don't have a problem leo do you now people starting to have a problem leo so it's becoming an issue well savannah's over 25 so correct she's 27 and i'm younger so it's like it again when's your age break 28 who who's yours i don't have an age break Brie just ask him go make out with Bryce Hall more Brie I knew that Lana Rhodes calls out NBA father

but he she didn't say who it was right I still have no idea I fully know what you fully know is it blake i'm pretty sure like everybody fucking knows right yeah everyone knows so just say it no i'm not why'd you look away when everyone knows the baby looks like one exactly like one of the two it looks exactly like one of them. Blake Griffin. Yeah. So do you think?

I thought when we, we thought it was Blake Griffin so much at the beginning, Dave. I think. I'm pretty sure Mike said that in a podcast, though. Like when it first happened. Who did? Like Mike and Logan. They said that like the first time. Well, I think we said it first because it actually i think the baby may

have been consummated when she was late to our podcast yeah so this guy just had a baby with her and then just ditched her no i don't think he did from what what i she said like they just want to keep it private all right let's see the fucking TikTok, all right? Yeah, it seems like... But the baby looks like Blake Griffin's head popped off him, his body, and went to the kid. She is pretty hot. I swear to God. She's looking good for just being pregnant. Next thing I knew, he came home with a fucking ounce of cocaine.

I had no idea. Next thing you know, I said, Johnny, the kids are in the fucking back room. What are you doing? What's this about? And he told me to go fuck myself. That didn't seem like she liked the dad, whoever it may be. No, no, no, not at all. But at the same time, like, you play with fire.

Like, what was expecting to happen here? Right, right. Like, a one-night stand was going to turn into, like, a lovely wedding. I'm actually surprised like yeah i'm about what like just her getting pregnant and just having the baby what you thought she wouldn't have the baby i mean just like with a one night stand maybe she maybe she thought there would be more worse genetic fathers out there I mean you're gonna have like I'd probably keep that one too I guess yeah an NBA baby is gonna be like what like 7 feet tall is it a girl or a boy

it's a boy it looks like a boy yeah so it's gonna be like a sick athlete if you're gonna have a kid and you're like I'm not gonna get married anytime soon might as well be Blake Griffin I love everyone knows like I love Mike,

but his genetics fucking suck versus Blake Griffin's genetics. He's got a point. If you're looking at the genetic pool... I think Mike is also like seven feet. Yeah, but let's be real. Blake Griffin runs the genetic lottery in this match. Okay, sure, sure, sure.

Yeah, Blake Griffin's Blake Griffin. No, Mike's not. Listen. Mike's also not 7'4". You would ask who? Mike is like 6'5". Mike who? Big Mike.

But he's not in the NBA. Who's Big Mike? Hey, Big Mike. Mike Malek. He's not 6'5". I'm pretty sure he's up there. No, he's not. I feel like no way. He's not 6'5". I'm pretty sure he's up there. No, he's not. I feel like no way.

He's like 6'1". Oh, no, he's not 6'1". 6'2". 6'5", you're out of your mind. Out of your mind. Listen, there's not one female in the world who would walk down the street and give me... He's getting roasted here, but he knows. He's an honest, straightforward guy.

Everyone's taking, if it's him, Blake Griffin's genetics over Mike's. And I like Mike a lot. So until he sees this clip and then he just is like, no, he knows it. That would be like, obviously, Kanye West goes off on Instagram. It's been actually very funny. Some of the stuff. I mean, first of all, it's nuts. And I'm not a Kanye guys on my hate list, but I did get a kick.

Did you see like the one there was a fake one that around that said kim had diarrhea yes no yeah so it went super viral and he commented under it that it was fake but then like was listing all the people things funny and he put himself like number one he's like all these people are funny he's like louis ck uh you know jerry seinfeld but he had himself one it was very funny do you like you guys dave no i hate him i hate him i don't i he gets the biggest free pass of all time what are you guys gossiping about there we're just looking at the con just up yeah it's crazy like the fake one was kim has a diarrhea a lot like way more than a normal person should have he responded to this one in the comments this is not from me somebody copied

my style of text and wrote something not funny i know you guys gonna be disappointed but i actually didn't write that teat that said friends wasn't funny either. But I wish I had. I'd love to know who thought of that. I like to post comments because it all is hilarious. I love funny people. I think that's one of the reasons me and Skeet could have never been friends. Comedically, some of my favorites are me, Mitch Hedberg, Anthony Jelisek, Louis C.K., Jared Carmichael, DeRay, J.P. Smooth,

and he goes on and on. You put Elon Musk in there. Yeah, he did have Elon. He did have Elon. He had all sorts. I mean, do you guys like Kanye? Kevin Hart and Jumanji. I mean, this is funny.

Only in Jumanji. Only in Jumanji. I think he's kind of funny, honestly. I've always kind of liked Kanye but like what would you do he just goes off he gets free passes he goes bananas on people that's a little unfair

that was a funny reference right there what going bananas it's a song ok nevermind you guys aren't real Kanye fans I'm not it's a song okay never mind never mind whatever you guys aren't real kanye fans i'm not it's a song right yeah yeah yeah no i hate him um no i just i i just like what he does i just think it's funny online like it was entertaining you know i mean like yeah that's why i think a dave versus kanye would be hilarious he destroyed me he's he's you can't compete with a mind like that

yeah like i i am based in some sort of reality and he's he's one of those crazy eccentric geniuses i'll give him that but the things he does and it still goes back to what he did with terryl swift that's what that like they edited a phone call and put it together and made her look like an asshole. And she was telling the truth the whole time. And it came out after. That's garbage. Mr. Beast opens Beast Burger. This guy.

I mean, this picture is insane. There's 10,000 people showing up to the store opening. He I think we've said it may be like the most powerful dude right now. There is like whatever he wants to do. He can do. He said, yeah, the grand opening broke the record for most burgers sold in a day for a single restaurant. I believe it, I guess, looking at the number of people. I don't even know who's two. Like, who has the pull he does?

Anybody? I can't even. I'd say KSI. Is KSI bigger than Logan? Yeah, like for pool-wise, yeah. I think in the UK. Oh, yeah. If he ever tried to do something in America.

But I think Mr. Beast could do this in the UK and Mr. Beast could do this in America. He could probably do it anywhere. He could do it everywhere. Mr. Beast can do it anywhere. That's the thing. Who the hell opens up a restaurant and has to tweet out,

hey, if you're thinking of coming later tonight, maybe just don't until tomorrow. Who actually tweets that? That's insane. Yeah. He's having to tell his fans, yo, stop coming. We have no more food. What's the capacity of Wembley Stadium? Like 150,000?

Yeah, it's huge. Yeah. Didn't KSI sell out the Wembley Stadium? Is that where he was fighting at? You mean that most recent fight? No, it was a concert for his music. So KSI is one the Wembley Stadium? Is that where he was fighting at? You mean that most recent fight? No, it was a concert for his music. KSI is one of those guys, like, I

wouldn't even know who that was if I wasn't doing BFFs. Like, I just, I knew exactly who Logan was, but not KSI. The only reason I know who he is is because Logan fought him. That's the only reason. He literally runs like the, he's like the Logan Paul of the the uk so what did he was similar like beginning just like vine

well no it was like fifa two brothers blowing up off of each other yeah came up it was like fifa and youtube really is how it started and then they have their group called sideman and they all like do content together get like 20 mil views a video. It's pretty fucking crazy. Crazy. Bryce posted about Addison. Bryce posts TikToks about Addison. On his old account, you claim he is not the one posting TikToks and your account is hacked. My account is hacked.

Didn't just want to like go throw up some like old memes. I see like I was really reminiscing that day and I just wanted to post her and tag her. Let's see the video that was posted that was hacked. We don't have to watch it. Well, it's on the sheet.

That hair. What? Oh, you posted multiple? Oh, they posted a lot, eh? Nah. Hey, let's pull up N ness and josh tiktoks were those definitely hacked i i feel like you're capable of anything so i mean i was fully hacked fully hacked yeah i believe you i haven't posted on that account in six years and then randomly i would just be like all right fuck it how did

you even have videos of you and Addison on that account? It wasn't. It's like those are videos I posted on my main account. So they just downloaded them and then put them up. Repost group. Okay. Twitter, edit button. Twitter announced they're adding a button for paying subscribers

to pay five bucks a month. Okay, don't really care about that. If you guys care about any of this stuff, feel free to jump in. Lara Pippen double dates with Michael Jordan's son. What? Larsa. Larsa. Larsa Pippen, 48.

Marcus Jordan, 31. And Michael Jordan's sons are spot together in what seems to be a double date. People are in disarray because Larsa Pippen likely watched Marcus Jordan grow up while she's married to Scottie Pippen. Pretty wild, eh? Yeah. Be your own teammate's sons. Because Larsa Pippen likely watched Marcus Jordan grow up while she's married to Scottie Pippen. It's pretty wild, eh? Yeah. Be your own teammate's sons. This story I saw, a TikToker is messaging her haters' husbands.

A TikToker named Roxy Stiles posted TikTok jokingly saying she would lick your husband's cream if you don't. After getting hate comments calling her a homewrecker, she began finding the the women who left hate comments husbands and dming them as payback for shaming her and then posting when the husbands got back this person is diabolical yeah that's that's pure evil right there i think you think it's evil just i mean that woman just loves chaos for sure you know what i'm saying like she just likes to see i mean maybe the girl shouldn't be talking shit yeah like don't comment mean stuff don't comment mean stuff because she can literally take your your man your yeah she's evil brie are you saying this person's not evil i mean like if you're leaving evil comments fair game evil comment for evil fucking real life she started it by saying she was gonna lick up your husband's cream i guess though that was that was not directed at anybody that was like directed but leaving a mean leaving

a mean comment versus trying to like break up a marriage seems like i don't know like break if someone hits you with a feather and you bring an anvil like a little different levels yeah i'm not i'm not saying there wasn't some sort of justification in what she's doing, but she loves chaos. This woman obviously loves to see shit burn. Propster, though. Seems to have taken a dub here. Kate Moss pulled a diamond necklace from Johnny Depp's ass.

I got to see this story. I don't know what this means necessarily. Yeah, it says the headline is Kate Moss pulled a diamond necklace from johnny depp's ass from his ass johnny gave me they were the first diamonds i ever owned he pulled them out the crack of his heart we're going out for dinner and he said i've got something on my bum can you have a look and i was like what and i put my hand down his trousers and i pulled out a diamond necklace that diamond necklace that's kind of like awesome yeah it's kind of funny that might be the coolest way to gift

diamond necklace to a girl that you're with ever. Just be like, hey, yo, I think my ass crack is itchy. I have something in my ass. You want to give it a little scratch for me? What if it stinks like his ass, though? No, you wash it before, but that is fucking unbelievable. What a move. It just smelled like shit.

What a move. You know what? I know people get old, everybody, including me. That's the before and after. Kate Moss, who's arguably one of the prettiest women who ever lived in her prime. Oh, yeah, I know. She still looks good. She does, but when you...

Not really. You don't think so? I thought she was pretty hot. Let me put it this way. If I saw her now, I wouldn't be like, she's ugly, but I wouldn let me put this way if i saw her now i wouldn't be like she's ugly but i wouldn't know she was like one of the great supermodels of all time you paused it you did her dirty in those pauses though i think she looks pretty good she looks like how old is she 50 let me put this way like christy brinkley you see her now at like 60 or 70

and you're like yeah she she's probably the prettiest woman who ever lived back in her prime, and she is. I wouldn't know that if I saw her. Like, she was that pretty when she was younger. Kate Moss is 48, to be fair. Pretty hot 48-year-old. But look, pull up Chrissy Brinkley. Who's that? Poor Brie.

She's like, she was Sports Illustrated, like, supermodel. Yeah, poor Brie. Poor Brie. That's tough. This is Chrissy Brinkley. Now? 68, yeah. 68? Yeah, that's crazy.

Yes. Oh, my God. Yes. She's bad. I got it right here, too. Find a young Chrissy Brinkley. It's a hot grandma. I'm looking at her. The hottest, actually, probably. find a young Chrissy Brinkley it's a hot grandma the hottest actually

probably she kind of has them crazy eyes though like go to Youngfoot yeah those are crazy eyes she was married to Billy Joel those are crazy eyes though no disagree we're not going to start slandering

Christy Brinkley on my watch. I don't have a lot going for me on this show. We're not going after Christy Brinkley. She's beyond reproach. I mean, that's perfect. She's stunning, but she's got crazy eyes. She's one of the first I remember. Yeah, like you start feeling in your plums

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The Emmys, Venice Film Festival, Creative Arts. The one that everyone's talking about is Timothee Chalet, who I guess kind of like dressed like a girl, right? Do you purposely like just mispronounce everybody's last names? No. Timothee Chalet. Chalamet, actually. I think he reads too fast. What did I say? Timothee Chalet. Timothee Chalet. Chalet, actually. I think he reads too fast. What did I say?

Chalet D'Amelian. Timothy Chalet. What do we think of his look? It's a girl look. I mean, he's wearing women's clothing. Is that like a thing that's just supposed to cover your boobs? Is that what that is? Yeah.

That's a vest that just doesn't have a back. Yeah. It's a strapless like thing to be honest I would wear that of course you would both of you guys would

we know that I don't really think I'd wear that I don't know why you'd loop me in with that that's fair you've worn way worse than that no probably not actually no um yeah no is that a scarf it's all one piece i think fabric yeah do you like it because you love this photo shoot uh i'm not really the biggest i'm stan of him i think

everyone over hypes him a little bit. Oh, I like him. That Dune is so good. Yeah, he's a good actor, but everyone thinks he's the hottest guy in the world. But I think I'm bigger than him. Like you could take him on in a fight? Yeah.

No, Brie's getting cocky. She's got like 1.5 million. Yeah, I know. I think I could take him on a fight. I think I weigh more than him. How big is he? Rough and rowdy. Timothy versus Brie. I think he's a tiny little boy. That's like Bieber. I think I weigh more than him. How big is he? Rough and rowdy. Timothy versus Brie. I think he's a tiny little boy.

That's like Bieber. Bieber's a little guy. Yeah. I guess we can go through these really quick. Ember Chamberlain. Ember? I said Emma. Now I'm getting picked apart.

You said Ember. I mean, none of these are too great. Who's Maude Apatow? She's very pretty. Is it? I guess that makes sense these are too great. Who's Maude Apatow? She's very pretty. Is it? I guess that makes sense, Apatow. Yeah, none of the others really jump out at me. A little boring.

Yeah. Bill Nye. He looks cool. Science guy. I once got into a big fight with a science guy. Bill Nye? Yeah, I didn't like this. He was trying to say the Patriots cheated with Deflategate.

He didn't know what he was getting into i went at him like a junkyard he's like whoa what's this guy so mad about i was like picking apart his science calling him a fake science guy um all right that's crazy that i grew up on him yeah like everyone's like science teacher yeah no i was trying i was like literally very mad. BFF Connor, Josh's girlfriend is bi. We already knew that. Yeah. We knew this one. But it's your girl, so you kind of just tattled on yourself.

It was just a relatable post, guys. It was a relatable post. I don't know, Josh. If I was like posting and like dating Nessa and I could post shit and date, like do that, I would have posted videos with Nessa. Like why wouldn't I have just posted videos with Nessa? my guess is that when she went through a lot of shit she's like i'd rather not post and draw attention to it so you do these subtle little things and then we talk about it literally and then that one tiktok that you did where you're like you're always with ness and you're in her backyard yeah

uh brie you got your phone stolen i remember it we're just friends why is this a subject am i missing something brie got her phone stolen i don't know why it's on there but yeah like i did like coachella style at a festival this weekend but yeah i don't know why it's on the sheet that's the episode i think yeah bryce you put you in anything you need to promote anything you're just doing you um yeah no i mean maybe skillhouse movie let's fucking go right oh yeah yeah so you can't fight because you're in that movie right that's on the sheet too that you got to finish that and not until after november yeah when does that movie come out um either October or February.

Have you liked shooting that? Yeah, that was fucking awesome. I got to hang out and shoot with 50 Cent and shit. I was like, hey, what's up, dude? That is pretty cool. All right. That's pretty cool. Well, thanks for coming on.

There it is. That's BFFs. All right. All right. See you guys. Thanks. Peace out, fuckers. Bye.