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Episode Date: June 27, 2024We’re back with a new episode to discuss this week’s headlines - Justin Timberlake’s arrest ahead of his World Tour, Taylor Swift’s murderous Kim K mashup & performing with Travis, the viral H...awk Tuah girl, and more. We finish with BFFs Corner where Dave had the time of his life at the Celtics Parade, Josh has returned from Cannes & Kouvr/Alex’s wedding, Bri wants to set up Dave & Tara Yummy, Tana & Brooke proved Dave wrong, and we Read Comments. ----------------------------------------------------- Support Our Sponsors! Raising Canes: Chill out this summer with Raising Cane’s Iced Tea! Order online at https://RaisingCanes.com Visible: Switch now at https://www.visible.com Topgolf: Book A Bay Today! For more details, visit https://topgolf.com/bffs ----------------------------------------------------- Check out the BFFs Social Media Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bffspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BFFsPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bffspod Follow Dave Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/stoolpresidente/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@stoolpresidente?_d=secCgsIARCbDRgBIAIoARI%2BCjzu5cycWNzMl4G803BA8jIKbLAjqyptl6tS74NCymRyGl72NCg65DXJl1czTQ0gqsPZqoKeVmGTS0PLJIwaAA%3D%3D&language=en&sec_uid=MS4wLjABAAAAINC_ElRR-l1RCcnEjOZhNO-9wOzAMf-YHXqRY8vvG9bEhMRa6iu23TaE3JPZYXBD&sec_user_id=MS4wLjABAAAAINC_ElRR-l1RCcnEjOZhNO-9wOzAMf-YHXqRY8vvG9bEhMRa6iu23TaE3JPZYXBD&share_author_id=6659752019493208069&share_link_id=B4EBAADC-E562-4E55-9052-BA7E38708665&tt_from=sms&u_code=d4kdeamhi4b7m6&user_id=6659752019493208069&utm_campaign=client_share&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=sms&source=h5_m&sender_device=pc&sender_web_id=6882816990987027974&is_from_webapp=1 Twitter: https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente Follow Josh Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/joshrichards/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joshrichards?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/JoshRichards Follow Brianna Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/briannalapaglia/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@briannachickenfry?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/bchickenfry?lang=en Check out Barstool Sports for more: http://www.barstoolsports.comYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod
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so we're good so brie you're good i'm. You're just going with the zit patches on your face.
Yeah, you don't.
Oh, Dave, that's like a huge trend for girls right now.
To wear their zit patches?
Oh, out in public, to the club.
Shut up.
No.
Everywhere.
I wear them everywhere.
Oh, yeah.
It's like quirky and fun.
It's just better than this it's just better than this
but no you're doing the trend because since the beginning of time girls have zits and they have
this thing called cover up and they put it all over and you don't even know you can see pimples
when you have makeup on you can see it looks worse pimples look worse with makeup on
brie it's okay to be a trend jumper i mean the fact that josh is all over
it being like you may not even have pimples the way he described you may just be like this is
cool as shit i have to show you my pimple no i don't know but i mean what cover up i like trends
trends are cool but no i have pimples and i don't want to put makeup on because i was tanning and
this is prime tanning hours right now tan you gotta watch out that's like a cancer yeah oh dave well i wear sunscreen i i wasn't here last week oh yeah yeah um i didn't
i thought it was a joke when i saw the little cancer thing so i kind of put up an insensitive
story like i was like oh great for dave miss or beating cancer but pod probably sucked without me
i didn't realize it was like legit legit yeah i mean it's a basal cell carcinoma it's not the worst kind like if you're gonna get cancer that's the
one you got you want um so thank you no i'm yeah i can't i thought i yeah i beat it i i'm gonna get
more like that's gonna get more cancer more of these basal cells so that's what the doctor says
i just gotta keep getting checked like once you get one they're not related but it shows a sign and listen i was i'm a sun guy i've
been in the sun a ton so it's not a question yeah yes yes brie how did you find it like
was it a mole yeah i would have never known people are actually saying like i had one on my shoulder
here which is not one.
But I'm just getting old.
So when you get old or you're in the sun a lot, you should routinely go get your body looked at.
Or, like, I could do a bunch of stuff.
So I would have never picked it out.
Looked like a different mole to me.
I couldn't tell the difference.
But she knew it right away. When she saw it, she's like, ooh.
And she scraped it.
And it turns out it was.
Dang, man.
Well, congratulations on being here.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
I like your haircut, Josh.
Yeah, we went a little bit like, you know, 2020.
Old Josh with the short hair here.
I was so close to making that like an Oscars moment.
When somebody steps up to receive the award
but they don't call a different name i thought you were about to say i like your hair dave like
i was ready to be like oh thank you oh no we were talking about my hair yeah your hair your hair is
good too dave but it like it doesn't look new you didn't change it yeah yeah yeah all right let's
get into the headlines with uh brie josh Josh, new haircut, Brie, trendy zit girl.
Pimple face.
Cop who arrested.
So Justin Timberlake was arrested in the Hamptons.
I think Sag Harbor.
And they say the cop who arrested him didn't recognize him.
I don't think it's that crazy.
It's been reported the 20-year-old, two-year-old cop arrested in Timberlake didn't know who he was.
It's also reported the justice center under his breath
that this is going to ruin his world tour.
I don't know if that's true or not.
I don't know why anyone would think it would ruin a world tour.
I guess it's simply not being recognized.
Especially by a 22-year-old.
Yeah, 22-year-old, 100%.
100%.
And I think his name is known more probably than what he looks like
for like my age of people i think when you go up to the majority of people my age and you said
justin timberlake people be like yeah i know the name but i don't know if people could all people
my age could tell you what he looks like yeah he was on a bunch of drugs right he was coming from a party sag harbor police by the way are it's like i've been pulled over
twice for using my phone to get directions like they don't fuck around well they do fuck around
they don't fuck around they have no crime i think in sag harbor so summer rolls around they're just
waiting traffic for anything yes but this is a crime, I would say.
Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, no, it is.
So, who knows?
Pookie and Jet are expecting.
I don't know why.
That's how I react when I hear about Pookie and Jet.
Me too. I'm so excited for them.
Good for them. They were in Nantucket
not too long ago. Again,
I can't really explain why i'd
like to meet them but i kind of would be like there's very few people like oh that person's
here it's like oh my god pookie and jet is here yeah i'd be like kind of gassed up about that
oh let's do an official then if they're ever in nantucket to reach out to dave
yeah definitely come on the pod come on the pod yeah yeah get over there i think they're there
memorial day so he uh uh jet is is the guy yeah um he had a line in a video recently that i was
watching when they were going shopping because he lost his luggage pretty cold line to end the
video with and he's like trying on a bunch of clothes and at the end he's walking out with all of them and he's like i don't shop i buy i was like that's right that's right i wonder what
his job is he's rich always buying her yeah he just um she like took a flight home and he bought
her like this crazy bag and she was sobbing and he just keeps saying pregnant pookie pregnant pookie they're so cute i love them uh a lot of taylor
swift news i am sure on this as always but the two one of them for sure makes a lot of headlines
the second one i love taylor uh taylor swift did a kim k mashup she did thank, Amy, followed by Mean, which I loved. I love every time she is so clear about her hatred of Kim.
That makes me tingly.
So I did appreciate that.
But the bigger news was Travis Kelsey made his debut and was part of the show, like carrying around and i someone asked me about this the other day i always support mother
whatever mother wants whatever mother makes happy good not my cup of tea what not my cup of tea
shocked you're on my team wait why didn't you like it you're on my team about not liking it
yeah yeah i don't know how are you on my team yeah you go with you go up and
see with zach all the time i'm saying we're agreeing but we don't do like a performance wait
no wait you're agreeing with who what is you what is your take on i don't i didn't love it
that's what i'm saying but then what about what Josh just said? Which is you're like,
I see you two dancing around.
It's like,
I see a video.
It's like the vlog squad on stage at revival.
We're not the vlog squad.
Well,
I mean,
it's you.
It's the little guy that,
uh,
the little gay guy.
Yeah.
Jake,
Jake,
Brie,
respect on his name.
Uh,
Tate that the singer Tate.
Tate McRae.
Yep.
I've seen.
Yeah, so I guess my one of us vlogged, though.
I guess he has.
I was just coming up with a cutesy name.
But that's David Dobrik's group.
Yeah, okay.
So.
Give us something else.
The podcast squad.
Oh, the pod squad.
Pod squad.
Okay.
I can handle that.
I like that.
But more importantly, I think, I don't know that you can agree with me, Brie.
If I go on stage.
Correct.
Because it's almost a direct comparison.
Totally valid.
Totally valid point.
But I feel like they're very different than a performance.
Than this.
Like in a costume.
Well, let me ask you this.
Like carrying.
Let's ask a question yes and i'll ask everybody in the room since you guys have all been on stage for a revival and i
haven't i've also seen other clips with revival where it's like bruce springsteen and some other a-list singers so if i was at the concert theoretically and i'm either getting
like wasn't um who's sexy red well sexy red but there's other john mayer that's what i was thinking
if i'm either getting john mayer to sing revival or Brianna chicken fry. I'm probably like,
give me mayor.
If I'm either getting Springsteen or Josh Richards,
I'm probably like,
I want Springsteen.
Oh yeah,
of course.
Obviously you'd actually be shocked though.
How much people want me to go up there?
Well,
yeah,
that's like Travis.
Yeah.
Because it's like,
I personally don't.
It's like,
I'm there to see taylor just like if i
go an nfl game i'm not sure i want to see taylor take a snap in the game like i don't know people
are saying they have to throw her in for um around now yeah whose idea do you think it was
i think it's taylor's idea i think it's travis's idea no i don't know man it's her
concert like i think she was probably like yo let's get in a costume and come out that would
be awesome i'd love to have you out there what if it was the other brother's idea they were all
hanging out and he was like dude you should totally go on definitely definitely not jason
kelsey idea like that doesn't scream kelsey maybe it like, do you think that their team is strategic
in like the way that they do things in the media?
Do you think maybe someone on their team, on Taylor's team,
was like, do this?
This could be fun.
I think it's game, set, match.
They have to be engaged now.
Like this is so crazy for Taylor.
Yeah.
She's never done something like this.
Ever.
Not even close
so it is it is different i mean it is more of a spectacle than you know brie going on stage
with zach like you know the costumes and everything but i also feel like zach like
taylor does more spectacles at her concerts than Zach does too.
You know what I'm saying?
But mine's not a shock because Zach does it every show.
Correct.
And there's lots of people from what I've seen on with Zach.
It's a bunch of people.
Every time he does revival, he's got someone coming out.
This was shocking.
This was shocking.
Do you think this is their new little thing?
And he comes on stage more?
I can't imagine he's doing well.
I mean, he can't go to all the concerts.
His football is going to start.
This is the time to do it.
I was shocked.
Shocked.
But as long as his mother's happy, like I said.
They're the happiest couple in the world, it seems.
Yeah.
Sticking with Dave Grohl dissed Taylor Swift for not playing live.
I thought she played live.
Swift, Dave Grohl dissed Taylor Swift for not playing live.
I thought she played live.
Following Dave Grohl's claims, Taylor thanked her band members for playing live for three and a half every night.
Yeah.
That was kind of weird and uncalled for.
Yeah, even if it's true i someone told me at one point dave grohl's daughter said something about taylor and the swifties went after her yeah
oh so that's what was it he she said something about her private jet use and they came after
and she also said something about the ai controversy and they came after her so growl may be fighting back i like the foo fighters i like dave growl but
like it's just is this what you want you want you want to take on the swifties don't cry to me if
they come after you or anybody associated with you that's how it works so yeah an unneeded thing to say yeah taylor never said anything about
him it was the swifties yeah and the the daughter went after her so i mean people are jealous when
you're number one it's lonely at the top facts lonely you don't yeah you don't hear taylor
with other artists names on her lips like ever it's always the reverse all underneath her too so it's like
kendrick lamar unites the bloods and crips with dakedress uh drake dis kendrick lamar
hosted a pop-up concert where he played his drake dis live kendrick lamar played his song not like
us five times in a row dr dre schoolboy q damar de rosa and russell westbrook member of several la gangs joined the way you say that
or the way i read that really makes it sound like russell westbrook and like demar de rosen
are parts of these gangs well demar de rosen was gang was he was younger yeah yeah i know that for
a fact i'm pretty sure he was gang i don't i i know russell westbrook was about to start
crip walking on stage and then i think he kind of like changed it up a little bit but
i was invited to this concert what yeah why didn't you go yeah what yeah i was invited to
this concert by who i mean i repped the six so i wouldn't go even if they did invite me they knew not to invite me uh uta invited me i couldn't even really picture you at this type of event
if this event was happening i'm upstairs in my house downstairs in my house i still wouldn't
attend i have no interest in going to this never mind the fact i was in nantucket it was in la but i couldn't be less interested
in anything all right well the only thing that interests you is pookie and jet no i like it's
just not my type of music so i do get interested in pookie and jet all right 2024 best songs so
far billboard ranked the best songs of 2024 sabrina carpet and kendrick lamar chapelle roan lead the pack i
listen to chapelle roan chapelle roan don't love her who is she because i've been hearing her name
like a bunch recently like out of nowhere like just so o'malley told brie o'malley told brie
about chapelle roan and then the chapelle roan and then chapel roan the chapel roan and then brie
told me okay now i'm telling you but i'm not as impressed like i didn't like if i i listened for
her listen to awesome what we listen to the main like yeah the top three spotify songs didn't love
it like i didn't have to watch her perform maybe i didn't hate it but
if i didn't know it was her i wouldn't have like i wouldn't have been like oh i like that song let
me hear it again it was just kind of there what type of music does she make for you pop music
pop music the poppy girls are are taking over yeah yeah No, pop is definitely coming back. Charlie XCX, Brat.
I'm so Julia.
Sabrina Carpenter Express.
Oh, I like that song.
Beyonce, Texas Hold'em was number four.
That song, I think, stinks.
That should not be number four.
Not even close.
Not even close.
Shouldn't be.
I don't know if it should be top 20.
Yeah.
These are kind of crazy.
Yeah, I'm trying to see.
I don't know. I'm so bad at picturing songs in my head.
I think you know majority of these.
Probably.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I think they're missing a song called Pink Skies.
Yeah.
You're standing for your boyfriend.
Yeah.
I think that definitely should be up there.
Protests at the travelers championship uh i'm currently banned on twitter right now i have a 12 hours uh suspension because
i was watching this tournament i had a large bet on scotty scheffler it was quite literally
they're stepping up to their last putt on the last hole to end the tournament and these fucking assholes run
onto the course they have like these color bombs they're throwing the green and i tweeted execute
these protesters wait what are they protesting that what were they protesting yeah what are
they doing oil nobody knew what they were protesting at the time it was just you saw
are these the same ones that like destroyed the stonehead statues
yes yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah seems like you could like you know the stonehedge one
boggled my mind because it's like you're destroying an artifact in like the environment
a little bit with this smoke bomb to be like protect the environment yeah and how does it help
your cause at all no one's going to listen to you no one
wants to hear you out mad if you like protests like this i feel especially to something like
this where everyone's watching and loves it yeah which is maybe why they do it but yeah that's why
they do it's supposed to be like an awareness play right it's but you want to even know people
aren't watching it yeah and when you were watching you didn't even knew you didn't know what it was
for they barely show it you just saw people run on you had no idea what they were protesting so
it raises no awareness they need a big fat sign yeah but they get shut like the networks are quick
they don't show it true yeah i mean because the networks also are it's a delay right like going
to your tv yeah there's a little delay so they'll just but uh yeah probably telling people to kill the protesters like is what got you banned no yeah yeah that was
it yeah that makes but i mean i think it's fair game sort of like they who they broke the law
i don't even know who they are it's's not like I said, execute John Simpson.
He lives at this address.
You're watching.
You don't even know what the fuck it is.
It's like you didn't see their faces.
It's just like I just wanted them to finish the golf tournament
and me make my money.
But yeah, I have 10 more hours of suspension.
Well, you're on a hot streak.
What?
On a hot streak, brother.
The hot streak.
It ended.
No, I had the Oilers.
Oh.
So close, eh?
So close.
Yeah, they gave it a great run.
That was a great series.
I thought McDavid was going to get immortalized and win it all.
It was disappointing.
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Man suing Apple after his wife found his deleted text.
A British man suing Apple because they do found his deleted text a british man suing apple because they did
not just they do not disclose that deleting text from one device doesn't mean it is deleted from
all devices linked to the phone number the man's wife had found text messages between her husband
and a sex worker on the family laptop his number was connected to it now the man is saying his
divorce is because apple told him his messages were deleted when they weren't uh buddy it's divorce because you have a sex worker on the family laptop what is this quote i generally
thought i was gonna have a heart attack divorce is an extraordinarily stressful process you have
children family dynamics in my opinion it's all because apple told me my message deleted when
they weren't now brie you'd have a different opinion.
It's because he was fucking a sex worker.
Well, yeah.
No shit, huh?
Isn't that why they're getting a divorce?
I guess you can look at it two ways.
Cheating on his wife with a sex worker?
Yeah, I think Josh is right.
You can.
I don't have sympathy for this guy, but I think as his lawyer, you could argue his case.
Oh, I think he might win.
Like, I think this guy is going to win.
Sorry, pick the bear.
The flip side is you're an idiot.
Oh, like, you know.
And I don't even mean, like, the whole situation.
Who doesn't know if you delete it on your phone that, like, it's still on your computer?
if you delete it on your phone that like it's still on your computer well the whole like think about like you know uh cruise control in a car in a car sure like it'll keep you at the same speed
they used to not have like a section in the manual on cruise control that like actually said like
this will not steer for you because you know they thought oh this is obvious like it and people are
gonna know it's not gonna steer the car for you a guy crashed his car and he won a suit being like
this doesn't disclaim there's no that's why he could win that's why i like him a man breaks into
your house and you shoot him sometimes like it's like excessive force like well tell him not to
break into my house but there have been cases like that yep uh politician caught reportedly pouring
repeatedly pouring water in co-workers bag to vermont to vermont house of representatives
legislative beef has come to a head after it was revealed marianne morrissey has been pouring water
in a co-worker jim carroll's bag for five months jim carroll caught marianne after he set up a
$23 spy camera to get to the bottom of why his bag was constantly wet.
Takes five months.
Imagine your bag being soaked for five.
Oh, I love this woman.
Marianne's a real one.
This is the pettiest level of like criminal activity.'t do anything it's just like why is my bag wet and
it's kind of diabolical because she didn't like i was like how would somebody not do anything
she almost did like just enough amount we're like yeah what's going on here as opposed to like
dumping a whole jug yeah no like it could have been like dripping like from like an ac vent kind of thing like yeah that's awesome marianne she's sick mom charges expenses for playdate a mama tiktok
says people should normalize sending money for playdates after her daughter had a friend over
she sent the child's mom an expense report for breaking a toy using the bathroom among everything
fake i'm calling this fake chalk one dollar apples $1. Applesauce, $1. Yeah, this has got to be fake.
This is one of those TikTok fake things.
Three trips to the bathrooms, $3.
Charging $1 a bathroom break?
It's crazy.
It has to be fake.
They're making it kill him.
It has to be.
No one's normalizing this.
No one's going to normalize this.
No, no, no, no.
This has never been normalized.
Ohio lawyer who threw his poop in a Pringles can can practice law again.
In 2021, an Ohio lawyer threw poop-filled Pringle cans in a victim advocacy center parking lot on at least 10 occasions as license suspended in 2023.
Last week, the Ohio Supreme Court reinstated the lawyer without comment.
You can now practice law again.
You should never be allowed to
practice law again or really be out in public you can't be you can't be a serial pringle pooper and
then at the same time just get to be a lawyer does it change your opinion that that was the people he
was fighting against that he would do it too no you are crazy you cannot poop in a Pringle can and throw it at people. No.
Fight with your fists. Maybe once, like Joss said, once you can maybe, like, oh, I was drunk.
Ten times.
Cereal?
Cereal Pringle poop?
Oh.
Get out of here.
Yeah, ten times seems like a problem.
You need to go to the therapy.
Queen's Music Catalog sold in historic sale.
Queen's Music Catalog and NIL rights are being acquired by Sony Music for $1.27 sold in historic sale queen's music catalog and nil rights are being
acquired by sony music for 1.27 billion in historic sale sales most expensive music catalog
acquisition history topping the previous record 550 million by bruce springsteen's catalog
what caligs were i i don't really understand i sort of know how this works. I sort of don't know how it works. I mean, Queen is unbelievable.
So, yeah.
Yeah, that's so much money.
$1.27 billion.
It is nuts that it shatters it by like double.
Yeah.
I wonder who the... Well, does Taylor Swift own her catalog now?
Or does she have a new catalog?
She's creating a new one, I believe.
Okay.
Because I assume hers will be worth insane amount of money. But hers were sold. catalog now or does she have a new catalog she's creating a new one i believe okay because i i
assume hers will be worth insane but hers were sold don't we know what hers were sold for
but so if you already sell it and then you make a new one is it like she she that's her whole thing
it was sold according to her without her permission she would have bought it back
you can just re-record it so she
re-recorded all her songs changed them up slightly she owns those hers is 300 so she could sell that
one day yeah she could so she sold the originals for 300 then she made them basically worthless
by doing taylor's version yeah yeah but like more than likely why would the company buy the new version right i
don't think she wants to sell it yeah i think just to have she just wants to own it she's like i hate
scuda braun i don't want that scumbag piece of shit controlling my music that was her take um
charlie x cx and lord and their beef over a remix together. I didn't know they had beef.
I didn't either.
But I guess it was because Lorde thought she liked, I mean, Charlie X, CX thought Lorde looked like her back in the day.
And she used to be jealous of her success.
That's kind of an unfair reason to get mad at somebody.
Yeah.
She would always get compared to her and like people
be like thinking she was lord and she's like no i'm charlie xcx so i think she just like kind of
resented her but it wasn't her fault lord's fault jennifer lawrence starring in a yeah real petty
jennifer lawrence starring real housewives inspired movie jennifer lawrence is set to
produce and star in real housewives inspired murder mystery called the wives this is sick because she is the biggest real housewives fan
ever like she always quotes them when she's on the red carpets i'm pumped for this are you friends
with her no i just i'm in love with her okay i just i never know who you're friends with nowadays
i watch all of her like red carpet videos uh chan and tan wants to jump 23 jump street i like the first two 23 i well i like the first
two jump street so i'd be a fan of this oh i'd be so ready for 23 jump street i want to get like
good comedies coming back to theaters like there's no just good comedies that come out anymore so i'd be did you guys watch the fall guy so overrated i started it but i fell asleep so overrated see okay we watched it and
we like hated it and then halfway through we like flipped and we were like wait this movie is
actually really good it picks up the pace definitely it's confusing as fuck in the
beginning and it's like what is going on i heard it was like awesome and the tomato scores and the night is crazy yeah it was okay i heard such great
things about it i wasn't that big of a fan but it definitely picks up halfway through
yeah i'll go revisit it i'll go i think give it a revisit josh uh new freaky friday shrek movies
in the works yes this is awesome i know there's a couple
but like the classic it's all old ip you know like and i feel like when they do remakes i don't know
it's it's hit or miss right like we're not seeing new ipb created now which would be
a lot more cool in my opinion if people were starting to make new things but it's okay
i'll do it that's fair production company i think shrek has potential to be good freaky friday could
definitely of course shrek's gonna be good every single shrek that's one of those movies like
toy story 48 is like oh that's the best like the cartoons for can sequel on forever yeah freaky
friday might be corny um skipping along the sheets this girl i'm surprised
wasn't one with how viral she seemed to be hawk to a woman goes viral an interview with a woman
from tennessee is going viral after being asked how she makes a man go crazy and bread i assume
you guys have all seen it it's like insanely viral hawk to a spit on that day she has been
located hasn't she yeah she's signing hats and shit what do you mean
was she lost there's like someone running it for her seems counterproductive to delete social media
when you're trying to sell hoctua stuff yeah someone asked me like reserved a horse with the
name hoctua in the like hey dave this person person saved the name for you if you want the name for a horse.
It's like, I do not want to name a horse Noctua.
No.
Ah.
You don't, eh?
No.
I'm not like a blowjob horse.
No, thanks.
You don't want your horse to have a name that is a sexual innuendo?
Yeah, no.
I'm way more pure than that.
I name my horse Princess.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Bill Belichick's girlfriend, ex, defends their age difference.
I actually thought this was great for Bill.
So Joshua Zuckerman, Jordan Hudson,
this is the 24-year-old dating Bill,
is the ex-boyfriend defending her
against gold digger accusation,
saying she's wise beyond her years.
Her ex-boyfriend was like 64 or something.
Some people are saying it makes it more of a gold digger because
rich old guy i think it means you have a type like she's attracted like she could find a rich
guy she doesn't have to date like an oxycharian yeah maybe that's just her kink she likes old
fucking balls yeah old balls you think she specifically gravitates to the old balls brie
i mean that's all i think about when people date people that's old is like how can you do that the balls when do you like when am i in that category for you
you don't yeah when you start thinking about how when you start thinking about dave yeah when is
brie like oh he's so fucking gross his balls are probably disgusting when you start thinking that
about dave but he has hair on his head you don don't look like an old man. Like Bill Belichick looks decrepit.
Okay. Well, that's good. Let me
know. Oh, yeah. No.
You'll definitely know when I'm like Grandpa Dave.
I want to know when you're looking at me and repulsed.
Yeah. Okay.
Because when you do get old, the balls just start
dangling down.
I got little titties.
There's nothing I can do about it. I gotta get my shoulder fixed.
Push-ups. I'm gonna fuck. I can't with my shoulder. Once my shoulder do some push-ups i'm gonna fuck i can't
with my shoulder once my shoulder gets fixed i'm going to be push-upping pull-upping and dipping
myself to death when are you getting that shoulder surgery man what when are you getting surgery
i gotta get through i have a list first was get rid of this the mole cancer colonoscopy
prostate cancer shoulder surgery wow shit you are old yeah man when do
you have to first go get your uh butthole like like around my age 45 to 50 and that's the first
time you got you don't have to do it when you're younger right no hell yeah i got no idea what to
expect i was so nervous when i go like i start passing out before i even get touched when i go to these things i was blasting music i eat animal crackers it's just i get woozy
quick um that's a very like weirdly childish thing for a man that's about to insert his finger into
your butt like eating animal crackers it's more like just like very like child child behavior
it's more like i i honestly wish they just gave me laughing gas and
put me out like and then wake me up and if i've been how aggressively do you think they're gonna
finger your butt dude honestly i have no idea there should not be blood i don't think it's a
whole thing no no no i'm not saying for that i'm saying for like when i give blood like normally
oh yeah no i hate that i hate that too i just get light yeah that's what i mean yeah and i start it doesn't even matter it starts before they they
prick me because i'm like start thinking about it yeah okay okay okay i don't like needles
yeah uh page lorenz being trolled after boyfriend won the queen's club championship because she
fucking i mean she turned the win into a full-fledged page lorenz photo shoot
yeah it's also kind of like on brand for her so those things kind of she claimed her man she she really did um ron
garcia retires after suspension his win against devin hayden was stripped you're spending for a
year for testing positive he's saying he's resting retiring for a year so they don't get the
satisfaction peds blah blah blah uh bff's corner guys i had the time my life is i was just gonna say
this was the happiest i think i've ever seen you since i've known you i had the time my life i
don't really drink and i you were on the bus with hammer that's yeah yeah. So did that happen from the episode? No. Or did you DM people?
They did a separate.
Okay.
How did it happen?
DraftKings had a duck boat.
They sponsored two extra spots.
They invited me.
And I was like, oh, Hank.
Turns out, though, the Celtics are like huge fans.
Like Missoula, the head coach, was like the biggest fan.
Want us on the main.
Like the whole day was insane it was
dreams came true if i was like i said i don't drink much i don't party much i thought i was
gonna puke 30 seconds onto the duck boat because i had a cigar in my mouth and i'm talking to
people so i'm inhaling like the cigar while drinking and people are just firing like nips at you yeah and you catch him you gotta just drink them so
bottles of champagne bottles of tequila literally i was like i'm going to puke 30 seconds into this
thing um but it was unbelievable it was one of my favorite days i've had in like i saw one of the guys puke on the yeah i saw hauser did yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i get it i mean because once you get going
you can't stop and people are just going crazy giving you alcohol throwing shit so it was uh
it was unbelievable it really was an all-time day that That's so awesome, man. How was Jason Tatum in real life?
Great.
He's a Barstool guy.
Is he as corny as he is in his interviews and stuff?
Nope.
Awesome guy.
Never thought he was corny.
What do you think about the moments he's trying to create?
He can do whatever he wants.
You're not going to get me to criticize him.
I was just asking.
Banner 18.
I haven't found him corny at all you didn't find any of the wholesome you didn't find
any of the any of the interviews any of the they asked me what we do if we didn't win you didn't
nope you didn't think any of that was a little little corny i love corny hey i like lebron man
i love corny i think it's funny i think's great. I think he's a cool cat.
Had all the right answers.
He's a silly goose.
Yeah.
I know you're lying through your teeth right now, but it's all right.
It's all right.
I didn't see this.
Brie called out Josh for giving Gabby a lackluster compliment.
Whatever, man.
This is such bogus behavior from Brie.
Dude, I thought it was funny.
That alliteration. He literally posted this picture.
Oh, we can just watch. up oh you went full like face posted this of gabby on a story girlfriend looking pretty as ever your girlfriend's gonna look like that and you're gonna
say looking pretty as ever like you should be on your hands and fucking knees i don't know like i
saw this and i'm like that's not enough it's nice i get it but like come on josh you gotta use bigger
and better words for this girl.
Little brother, you bagged a 10 here, okay?
You want to keep her?
Let's use bigger, better words.
I can't disagree with anything that's been said on this podcast more in two decades.
I am so on Josh's side.
Thank you. I thought you were on my side.
Yeah, I'm on your side.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She looked great in that picture.
It's obvious, like,
that he posts this.
Pretty as ever, right?
And he posts this single,
like, it's the act.
It's not the words.
It's him posting that,
bragging about his girlfriend.
That's what I thought.
It was a thought that counted.
I'm showing off my girl to the world,
and I'm calling her pretty as ever.
Pretty as ever, dude.
Pretty as ever.
I don't know.
She's just, like, not pretty. I didn't say it with a gay accent, Brie. I wasn't like her pretty as ever. Pretty as ever, dude. Pretty as ever. I don't know. She's just like not pretty.
I didn't say it with a gay accent, Brie.
I wasn't like pretty as ever.
That's not how I said the comment.
When I typed it, I say how I say things.
I didn't change up my inflection.
But whatever, I get it.
I got to give Gabby like the world.
No, that was that.
You're doing a solo post like that.
That's more than words thank you who sings that more than words eric clapton yeah and you know what you know what gabby really really appreciated the post she came up when
she saw she was like gosh that was so cute and then you have and then brie posted on the parade
and then brie posted and then gabby comes in and was like you know okay you guys are acting like
i was serious that was a funny video i wasn't actually being serious did my microphone
just cut out no you're good here yeah uh i'm josh i know what wait i was no you're good i was
everyone's good yeah we're good uh josh it comes josh, it... What is happening?
Bree's fucking with me now.
When I start reading, she's testing the microphone.
So I stop and look up.
I said, sorry, Josh.
And then you started talking right when I said it.
I thought you were doing hello.
Like you said, is your microphone working?
I was testing it before.
Don't do it now because I know you're gonna josh attended the cans cons lions international
festival of creativity last week with gabby josh post tiktok with braxton barrett was joking
that his boyfriends they didn't know where to look at the tyler concert josh and gabby
also spawned the back of a picture with alex and braxton who cares oh that's a cute photo of us in
the background though i didn't see that what a moment wait why are you guys like this oh i don't know we were probably like singing or something this guy's fucking everywhere
no the little guy who's one second he's doing revival he's just everywhere he's that guy
like i've been trying to tell you for months jake jake is that's why i met him was actually at kane
like not this year but last year yeah he's so funny what is like what
happens at kane con it's uh i mean for me it's like it's a really big like networking opportunity
like getting to go and talk with like executives at amazon and getting to go and talk to like heads
at like mars and getting to go talk so it's more of like a networking thing there's like a lot of
panels i hosted a couple panels uh then also it's just like it's a fun time you know festival you're
going to different like it's all on the beach too so like different brands will like kind of
buy out spaces on the beach so like spotify beach is a big one um so we do that like every night and
they'll bring out a bunch of performers uh so there's like two or three Spotify Beach nights, three performers each night. Everyone's just having a great time. Sounds fun.
Sounds like a blast. It's a good one. All right, guys, quick commercial break.
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See visible.com, switch practices see visible.com switching out visible.com uh josh and gabby at cover and alex warren's wedding
josh and gabby attended former hype house member cover and alex warren's wedding
the internet is calling it the royal wedding of tiktok yeah it was it was it was really fun a lot of a lot of people there i mean obviously as it
says on the sheet like the the vows were beautiful and everyone was watching them and going crazy for
them i think you went to no no i cried at the video of alex doing cover's vows i don't know
who either of these people are so it's not this does nothing for me they're like they kind of turned into a a similar version of the vlog squad yeah yeah yeah like they
were like hype house vlog squad but uh no yeah they it was it was a beautiful wedding super
what is and what is and at every table meet what what do you mean like i'm looking at him and over this arch here and at every table
yeah i have no idea that's just that's just like behind that arch is the list for where people
oh it's just a table seating no it's a lover lyric apparently taylor swift that's what dev
saying and at every table right well right behind it was where you
would go to see where your table was got it josh i'm always curious about these weddings that like
influencers have did it feel like a real wedding or did it feel like a content thing no it felt
like a real wedding i think people were pretty like during the wedding and everything no one's
no one was taking out their cameras or anything like when
the vows were going and the bride's walking down and it's not i mean i didn't see it i definitely
did it but no one's like doing this you know they have the photographers and the people there that
are capturing moments but i don't think anyone was really taking out their phones until you know
it's like everyone's on the dance floor. Then, yeah, sure. People were grabbing moments and doing whatever. What kind of name is Culver?
Is that like Prince?
Hawaiian.
Hawaiian.
She's Hawaiian.
She's just one name.
She's Culver.
Yeah, that's her first name.
What do you mean?
Well, it says Culver and Alex Wedding.
Why isn't Culver Smith and Alex Warren?
Well, because now she's a Warren.
She got married to Alex Warren.
I still think you got to say free Culver. Well, because now she's a Warren. She got married to Alex Warren.
I still think you gotta say free.
Culver, like... She also does just go by Culver, though.
Her entire name is a Hawaiian name,
so it's like...
It would have taken up half the sheet
to put her entire name on it.
Like, when they sent it at the wedding,
you were like,
holy shot, man.
They've been saying her name for the last 15 minutes.
Like, she has a long name
but um like you can't even make names that long anymore because they've changed the laws on birth
certificates like you can't have names be that long anymore that's a fun fact for the day yeah
what is this guy wearing uh is that her dad it looks like he's wearing uh um
no that's that's her husband.
And that's like part of the Hawaiian culture.
That you wear like a financial vest.
A financial vest?
Wait, I thought you were talking about like the lei or the...
No, the guy looks like he's working at Merrill Lynch.
Are you talking about the hand at every table picture?
Yeah.
Oh, well, that's after the
wet like that's after it was hot man so he just took his suit jacket off i believe he's wearing
a puffer vest it's i guess no it's like a vest i don't know man you're dissecting this too much i
wasn't the one taking the photo i was fine fine let's move on brie hits 1 million followers on instagram
congrats brie thanks thanks followers love you guys 300 000 behind miss peaches um
brie clarifies dave's heart attack claims remade tiktok clarifying that dave did not actually
suffer heart attack fans be curious when dave said he had a heart attack cancer and beasting
survivor let's see this I haven't seen this.
I want to see what she said.
How many people do you think are bee sting survivors, though, man?
I don't know if that really makes the list.
Well, it was on Fox News.
You get stung 100 times?
I add to my list.
I've had a heart attack, cancer, and stung by bees.
Hey, just want to clear some things up.
Dave didn't have a heart attack.
He had too much buttered popcorn, or his chest hurt so bad that he went to the hospital for acid reflux but he did have skin cancer last week yeah that's not
totally inaccurate i don't know that it was acid reflux what was it do you think i i pulled the
muscle in my chest from eating too much popcorn and walking all the way at this point my life
was pretty uh stationary shape so i ate like 3,000 big things of popcorn,
walked up.
They didn't have an elevator.
It was the bottom floor.
I pulled the muscle.
I thought I was having a heart attack.
You pulled a muscle in your chest from walking?
Mm-hmm.
And ate it.
How much chest engagement is there really when you're walking around?
Was it a lot of arm movement?
I don't know what happened,
but I literally was in the hospital all night
with strapped up.
Felt like i had a heart
attack i'm glad you're healthy now man thank you uh while brie was in la she went to drop
out his podcast and discussed tana's time on bffs brie told tara she thought tara and dave were
tara you want we have was doing it on the podcast too tara there we go tara that
you thought we were flirting and you want to set us up on a date that's news to me yeah you guys
don't remember you guys were flirting on that no that's news to me that you were trying to set me
up on a date oh i don't really recall is there a clip of it apparently i thought you guys were
flirting a little bit.
That's what a lot of people thought.
It's your exact type, too. Yeah, she has said
that she's into dads. But he's not even a
dilf. He's just older.
He's a dog dad, which I like. He's a dog dad, yeah.
And Doggy Styles, you're...
It kind of sounds like you were setting me up.
Yeah. Why? I don't know.
She says she feels ugly. Would you ever go on
a date with him? Like, for real?
Like, would you or would it be for the bit? I don't know. She says she feels ugly. Would you ever go on a date with him? Like for real? Like would you or would it be for the bit?
I don't think he'd ever ask.
Maybe I'll show her how to set this up.
No, no, no, no.
I think you should absolutely set this up.
Maybe after this I'll just be like Tara, fuck, sorry.
Tara really like is super sweet and cute and I think she's kind of into you.
Maybe you should DM her.
No, it's okay.
I don't think day four.
I think you'd be good for him.
Miss Peach's stepmom. Guys, there's okay. I don't think Dave Ford... I think you'd be good for him. Miss Peach's stepmom.
Guys, there's gonna be a
rumor started. I have a bigger
question. Why does every
set you're on look like it's
your set? Oh, no,
because that set
is... We told Barstool we wanted a
diner, and they fucking copied
the Dropouts podcast set
bar for bar. There you go.
That's why we're getting a new studio.
It's being built right now.
You were definitely trying to set me up a date with her.
Yeah, there was no like kinda about it.
It was actually super evident and clear.
Which is a wild move.
I was just like, maybe you guys should.
Dave's seeing a girl right now.
He just says he takes her to games.
Hey, just because he's taking her to games doesn't mean we don't like we don't know what's going on
I can't go to a game either
you know Derek White Celtics player
like awesome his wife came up
to the girl he's like oh you're a Celtics girl
that's just what like people walk around
it's like oh Celtics girl
so you brought her to the parade
no but she was watching Miss Peaches
she's watching your kid when you're away now she yeah it was very helpful um
tana and brooke want to prove dave wrong tana brooke said during their cancel tour they're
using dave they always say shit like this they act like i'm their vince lombardi
like the things i've said
like motivate them to like live this unbelievable life before their last show they looked up the
clip because they wanted to bring up on stage and were shocked because dave wasn't as mean as they
thought oh so they actually watch something good it's sometimes that's what you should do
let's see this clip i did think tana wouldn't
be able to do it me and tana have like run home with this like concept that dave portnoy doubted
us and he said we would never do it and we were the scum of this earth like but i never thought
it was a lie like i have this vision of us watching this clip i can remember it in my head
but it doesn't exist there's a clip somewhere of dave fortnoy saying there's no way
they'll ever make it through these dates and then we went back to watch the clip on our final show
like on our final show we were like you know what we should find the clip and like and like make
something about it it's not there's like him saying tana's a flake and like them saying brooke
will keep her accountable like duh i know he was doubting us whether he's vocalized it or not well
for sure as As everyone was.
And like valid as fuck.
You know what I mean?
I went so far as to make one of those little dancing edits of Dave
Wirtnoy so that I could like put on the screen,
like dance if Tana and Brooke made it all the way through the door.
Yeah, I got a bad rap.
That's all there is.
They gave BFFs a bad rap because they didn't watch the clips.
Correct.
That hurt us.
Multiple times. And they'll't watch the clips. Correct. That hurt us. Multiple times.
And they'll just say things without even checking.
The Matt Wright thing was the most taken out of context clip.
Super taken out of context.
Yeah, that sucked.
Big time.
We do that too.
We don't really watch things fully through.
But we're very evident and clear that we're like,
we really don't know what we're talking
about yeah that's right all right let's read some uh mean comments and then get out of here
it's watermelon season no it is i love watermelon get in there there's gonna be all comments about
dave's hair yeah why did how did you know that is that a topic conversation i feel like every week
when we do this it's all about how sexy you guys look dave's hair looking extra swabbed lately i
gotta be honest let's have a real talk here let's do it it's when i'm in the summer people are
liking like my wake up and i wear a hat earlier and sweating gross, I can't recreate this. Like if I want to go out, that means I can't shower.
It's all natural.
You know what's crazy though, Dave,
is I often find my hair looks the best after a workout.
Like when I'm sweaty and like,
like when it like,
it just kind of sits nice.
You know what I mean?
Like, so I get that.
I can't recreate it if I want to be like clean.
Yeah, what you want to go out smelly and sticky?
It's like, it's a tough, I'm there with you, man.
I'm there.
I feel like your hair gets like blonde in the summer, Dave.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It does.
I don't really know why.
Actually, that makes no sense.
What?
Your hair?
Well, because I'm in the sun and my, I'm like.
I didn't read this.
What?
You put some lemon juice in there or something?
Well, I'm just in the summer all the time.
I'm perpetually perpetually living in the sun.
So right.
Dave is a new scar girl.
Sure.
That insinuates I'm faking.
I think people know I'm not.
Josh would have noticed Dave scar immediately.
He's a real bro.
I would have.
I would have.
I would have been.
I literally noticed it.
You are the first one. Not immediately. Not's whatever it's okay whatever dave's a
beast of a businessman a fellow muscle joss is entertaining hip and knows how to connect with
the right people and brie is a little batty perfect mix kid suddenly do we have somebody
new working on these because they they've started to get nice.
They're just nicer in general.
They take the general vibe of what the comments are.
Are we switching the notion of what people think about us or something?
We really go up and down if people hate our guts or like us. Oh, yeah.
It's so up and down.
But that's the roller coaster of life.
He got a cancerous mole removed.
He didn't fight cancer.
Jesus Christ.
Well, there's a little truth in that. I mean, I did get a cancerous mole removed you didn't fight cancer jesus christ well there's a little truth in that yeah i mean i did get a cancerous mole removed i am a cancer survivor it wasn't the the
craziest cancer of all time i don't think you ever said you fought cancer no i people take like
they don't watch the whole clip i was never like oh this was a deadly thing. I never said that. Yeah, you said it was the easiest one.
Well, I call dibs on Miss Peach if something happens to Dave.
Get in line.
Actually, who would she go to?
That's a good question.
Probably Renee.
Oh, that's fair.
Trustworthy.
Yeah, and a dog person.
Yeah.
Not your parents? Nope. It's fair. Trustworthy. Yeah. And a dog person. Yeah. Not your parents?
Nope.
It's my ex-wife.
No, I'm saying I know Renee isn't your parents.
Oh, no, not my parents.
No, definitely not.
I was saying not your parents?
Yeah.
No.
I questioned.
Dave keeps fighting up.
Giving up is not his vocab vocabulary.
Thanks.
Oh, it didn't sound like any of those words were in your vocabulary.
No, I was struggling with that.
No, they did not.
Dave is aging like fine wine.
Bree is glowing.
And Josh looks great.
I love all three of you.
I'll take the great.
People must hate this segment now.
Yeah.
I know.
Why do I feel like a little kid watching my parents fight for the first time during this episode?
That was on when you won't get. About Chapel Road? Yeah, Grace. No, that's when you were out being a little kid watching my parents fight for the first time during this episode? That was on when you weren't.
Yeah, Grace.
That's when you were being a little big baby.
Josh Richards is clearly the mediator.
Guys, what's going on?
Something's happening.
Who's being nice?
We got a little dispute about on how people should credit finding new musicians
like brie told me about even i can't even she's not a new musician she's the biggest musician
well you hadn't heard about her till a week before is this is this uh chapel rome yes yes
i also by the way had not heard of her so not not calling her that's kind of on you that means
maybe you guys are homophobic so we should go into the next oh she's gay trivia question who
went to lady gaga during pride week and sat with the queens and the monsters and was doing this
i was next oh boom boom roasted i have nothing to actually uh defend myself but uh how do we get less i love i love you everyone you
don't you don't listen i guess you can't listen to things i'm on yeah you just take yourself out
of it okay so this is yeah here we go here we get rid of everyone on bff okay bing bong 96 70 that's facts austin looking for a raise with all these stacked hot dave bff comments i don't choose
the comments thank you nice nice no one could ever make me hate dave never ever love him in fact he
is my hall pass thank you gucci the Bulldog. I think...
Josh, Canadian, is the backbone to BFF.
Show struggled without his greatness.
I mean, hey, I'm back, guys.
We better...
A clear Canadian with no reason to put that flag unless you're getting some hometown cook in there.
Nah, man.
I mean, me and Flintster,
we don't know each other personally,
but i definitely
feel a connection to him so maybe he maybe he or she is uh canadian jay's makeup is so cute he is
my it girl what there's a couple comments about this i think people think you wear makeup
this is awesome we should run with this everyone comment this all the time on all of his pictures. That I wear makeup.
Say, I love your makeup, Davey.
It's so cute. That's crazy.
Where do they think I wear makeup?
Guys, please comment on all of his Instagram pictures.
My makeup.
Yeah, everyone spam his Instagram posts.
All his comments just with,
your makeup looks so cute today.
Please.
That's wild makeup.
That would be hilarious.
I get that sometimes
when my lips get really chapped and red people will think i wear like lip stick or lip line oh
yeah people thought you had your lips done yeah i remember that yeah yeah yeah can you please bring
zach on the podcast maybe maybe one day i mean shit brie we're all waiting i got gabby on here
it's downstairs maybe one day
I got Gabby on here.
It's downstairs.
Maybe one day.
Out of all the podcasts under his belt,
why does Dave participate in the gayest one?
Hey, so we do.
We do.
We do support.
Obviously, then.
Yeah.
Look at us.
Way to try to pin shit on us, Bree.
Look at us.
It's the three gay BFFs.
Laugh out loud.
Dave don't like his relationship being talked about,
but we'll talk about Breeze
and Josh's all day long.
That is a little bit true.
A little bit true.
No, not true at all.
What?
Not true at all.
You try to always change
the subject around.
Bree is dating the most famous
country star on the planet right now.
But in the beginning, it was not one to be talked about.
You guys prided out of me.
You get busted by the rest of the world, not us.
I get to sit on a throne here and just let y'all argue at my feet
because my shit is paraded around all the time.
We know that for a fact so i'm an open ass
book please i am now too you definitely do a little bit of the like you won't answer and then
you'll be like all right next topic uh when we're like trying to talk breed you back me on that
breed you back on that absolutely josh i just agree we'll get a clip we'll get some clips someone
put clips together if dave changes the subject when we bring up his love interests yes please
make sure to comment about his makeup i would beef with dave every day if i was brie
ha ha delicious honeys honestly yeah it's so like yeah d Dave has a strong, strong personality.
I'm loving Bree and her spicy era.
I was spicy last episode?
Yeah, you were.
Well, you were annoying.
Josh, if somebody tells you about a new band.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not a new band!
And you know the person who told you about the band.
Like, I know the person.
Like, sorry.
No.
Okay, you talk, don't answer Josh, and then let me grace grace what's her name chappelle roan yeah great grace told
brie about chappelle roan like three days before brie told me about chappelle roan i think
brie has to credit grace like oh grace told me about chapelle wrong
okay now let me talk reacted like she discovered her and then people like that grace just told
dave you are you sound like tana and brooke making shit up right now rewind the clip all i said was
dave chopper roan you would love her because she's kind of like lady gaga next topic i didn't say i found
this underground artist dave no but you gotta say grace just listen to her grace gets the credit
there's no credit to be given i told you to listen to her like everybody wants to be the person who
tells somebody else about a great new artist like oh well you know what chaperone has been touring
with olivia rodrigo for years she has been huge she's Rodrigo for years. She has been huge.
She's the biggest thing right now. I don't know if I agree with that because every time we introduce somebody to her,
they're like, I'd never heard of her.
Well, because they're all homophobic.
I don't think that's fair.
That just can't be true.
I think that's a blanket statement.
That's super unfair.
Yeah, that's unfair.
You're just trying to pin homophobicness or homophobia, whatever the word is,
on the white straight male that's not okay
because we love i love everyone and i love love i love love i love love man who's ever loving
anybody fucking love the shit out of them love the shit you're saying it so much where it seems
like you don't believe it no i love love i will say that i will say where i stand on this though with the chapelle roan thing
is chapel roan guys chapel roan with chapel roan um i will say that you you maybe could
have preference or preface that you know grace discovered her grace didn't discover
people people told me I was getting slammed.
It's like, how about Brie trying to invent like she was on to Chapel Roan.
It's like Grace told her.
Chapel Roan is the biggest person in the world.
That's an interesting piece of information.
Take one scroll on TikTok.
Chapel Roan, Chapel Roan, Chapel Roan.
I have seen one video on TikTok and it was on Jimmy Fallon.
Yeah, and she crushed it. And every video that she was on of Jimmy Fallon had like a million likes. I really liked one video on TikTok and it was on Jimmy Fallon. That's it. Yeah, and she crushed it.
And every video that she was on of Jimmy Fallon had like a million likes.
I really liked the video.
She's your artist's favorite artist.
Is that her slogan or something?
Yes.
Oh, that's tight.
I have someone new for you then.
Let me see this.
If you love Lady Gaga.
No, I don't like Lady Gaga.
I love Lady Gaga.
I said love.
She did say love.
I did.
Oh, wait, I was there?
If you love Lady Gaga. I love Lady Gaga. I said love. She did say love. Oh wait, I was there? I love Lady Gaga.
I love Lady Gaga.
I think you would love Chapel Roan.
Have you heard of her?
Chapel Roan?
She's blowing up right now. She's been big,
but she's really, really blowing up.
People are going to her sets instead of the headliners at all these festivals.
And she's iconic.
And she's very much lady gaga coded so
i think you would like her yeah you were there oh and by the way dave um just so you know grace
showed me her three weeks ago and then it was the next episode that i brought it up i'm like by the
way because we did that and then people like that grace just told brie about her like Brie just Brie just found out about her
before she told us did I say anything
about me loving Chapel Roan in that video
you made it sound like you were a super fan did I say anything
did I didn't say one fucking thing
about me liking Chapel
Roan in that video it sounded like you were a super fan
but Grace I fucking hate you
I fucking hate you you are literally
so fucking annoying it's
it's crazy
I would have thought you'd be like Grace annoying it's it's crazy you I would have thought
you'd be like grace just turned me on to her you'd love her she's like I didn't even say I liked her
in the fucking clip Dave wait do you like her though because if not you're homophobic yeah I
know I'm a homophobe fuck yeah you can't call me a homophobe twice and not expect me to turn it
back on you once no say it fuck it anyways i think that
i think this this is a little blown out of proportion i think so you guys are blowing
this out of proportion and there's no ac in this but let's not ignore the fact there's a sense of
pride when you introduce it's like when somebody dies you want to tell that you want to be the one who's like you know who died
right right right you want to get okay well you literally had a fucking too much popcorn and say
you have a heart attack you're so dramatic we have to move on okay we can move on for the for
the for the mental health of us you really love dispelling this heart attack thing huh like you
have to make a little talk about it yeah i had to because you didn'tlling this heart attack thing huh like you had to make a little talk
about it yeah i had to because you didn't have a heart attack you had too much popcorn
i i'm on brisa on that one you didn't have a heart attack you've seen the picture right
the picture of your heart pull it up pull up pull it up it's just a picture of him in a
fucking hospital bed so you also went to the hospital when you had too much edibles yeah i say i was
there for edibles and you should have said you were there for popcorn right there coma bro i like
i have like an irregular heartbeat and i've been in the hospital with that stuff just because of
that like it's not like uh look at the headline i had a regular heartbeat too. Yeah. I have some weird like heart stuff.
Everyone's me too.
Wow.
See, we act and we don't even talk about it, Dave, because ours is real.
Well, I just also like my pain tolerance is a little bit higher.
I just read.
I just read the headline.
It said I Dave Borton.
I had a heart attack.
I should give credit to the movie theater for your heart attack.
What's that?
Did you credit?
Don't be petty.
Don't be petty. I'm just saying. Did did you because you should that's just petty no no the false equivalency all right that's it that's the entire show no episode next week no episode next week
fourth of july wait why no episode of fourth july are people doing things yeah that's like
that's the biggest out of office week ofice week of the year, that and Christmas.
Fair enough.
All right.
Zach's album drops next week, 4th of July.
Guys, take a listen.
All right.
No music dropping for me, guys, but who knows?
Maybe one day.