BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - CRACKING UP AT COACHELLA- BFFs S2 Ep 15

Episode Date: April 17, 2025

The BFFs are live from Coachella, California this week to recap their experience and discuss what the music festival is really like. Josh explains what happened with the "fight" and Brianna shares wha...t she would do in that scenario. 00:00 Intro 00:55 Josh Got Into a Fight 7:40 Coachella is a Blast 8:20 Green Day & Revolve Fest 11:05 Celebrities at Coachella 17:23 Gabi Loves Travis Scott 19:58 Bri's Acid Story 24:08 Josh is a Diva 29:25 Jojo Swia 31:33 Eavesdropping on Bri's Love Life 33:45 Blimps 36:05 Bri's Hometown Friends 38:50 Coachella 42:31 Table Topping 44:02 Outfits 47:13 Coachella Makeup 48:55 First World Problems 53:50 Outro Subscribe to the podcast now: https://barstool.link/3m4Q0Fq ================== Support Our Sponsors: Ghost is now sold nationwide at Circle K stores and here to stay! Save more with 20% off your first order at https://thrivecausemetics.com/BFFS Go to https://vuori.com/bffs and discover the versatility of Vuori Clothing. Exclusions apply. Visit the website for full terms and conditions. =================You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey BFF listeners, you can find us every Wednesday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. My voice is kind of back. I lost it a little bit. Okay, what you did some like voice exercises But where this get it back a bit. I yeah, I did I went to the bathroom into them The man doesn't sound like you can do it still I can't it my throat hurts So I've never screamed so loud at Green Day. Oh my gosh whole life Josh. What a concert What it were at Coachella? Yeah, I guess we should open up with that Coachella done two days We're on day three day three and you're already fit it up ready to go. I'm already fitted up I got to go to an event right after this so you guys are welcome for making time out of my day first Your podcast that we do that we have to do yeah
Starting point is 00:00:57 Thanks guys you want to call it my podcast thank him our podcast well you also called it mine Yeah, but I didn't say it. I didn't say it He almost got your ass beat by fucking what's his name Santos? Santos trying to beat you up. Can we talk about that? Yeah, we can of course. Okay, what the hell happened? Yeah, so I mean this dates back a little bit and I hate even giving them like Well, that's why it's funny. It's funny though. Cause it's like dude, this is the most views they've gone ever. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:28 So, yeah, no, it's, all started with the Sway Stream, went to Saddle Ranch, this woman who abandoned their child was there and kept trying to like get into the stream. It's kind of weird. And then on top of that was like trying to like demand that we buy our shots because we were walking around and it was just like no I think we're good and then aunt fills me in on all the drama. I didn't really know much about it
Starting point is 00:01:55 I honestly got mixed into all of this. Yeah, I would even know when through these people I know I know so it was like the height of the ashtra vino stuff. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, so fast forward like a week or whatever and I guess that that uh, you know What are we like that bad mom starts going at my girl? She starts going at Gabby and that you would bitch slap gab I'm if you want to talk shit on me all day long I don't care. I really doesn't bug me doesn't bother me But you know when you start talking about Gabby That's that's where it's like alright. This is enough, so I went on the podcast and I had some words
Starting point is 00:02:30 Which I stand by and continue to stand by stood by when they were talking to me so then they came up It's a random dude with like a band-aid on his face looks like he was scratched by a kitten or something Comes up and like grabs my arm and turns me around I like had to back up because his piano key teeth almost hit me in the forehead when he started talking and He he was going on about how like he has no problem with me I was I don't like I'm just like trying to digest what's going on is this Santos? Yeah? Yeah, and you know I Was also a little under the influence of a couple things Trying to like figure out what's even going on right now because I was in such a Zen vibe you were chilling and then I was I looked over and I saw a bad mom chilling right there, and I'm like
Starting point is 00:03:20 No, like that's just what I said. They're like you need apologize I was like no well They came up to him and they're like if you have something to say say to her face Yeah, I was like I was like how about this you know I'll say whatever the fuck I want on my social media and y'all can say whatever the fuck you want on yours right and then they're like you best believe We'll say whatever the fuck we want on our social media, and I was like alright cool. We agree See ya were they turn around again. They were all like videoing right so I noticed that and I'm like oh They're clearly all trying to get a clear. Yeah, this is what they do right they they want a reaction
Starting point is 00:03:48 They want to fight they want something to go down He keeps like grabbing me he keeps turning me around so eventually I was like dude stop fucking touching me Yeah, if you want to say something you can say something I guess right you kept touching your arm Yeah, I kept like trying to grab like pull me around It's just getting weird And I think that's when like all my boys kind of noticed what was going on and they were like alright Josh Let's go like you're just gonna leave this guy's not worth your time So we all start turning around to leave and they're like going on about how they have like
Starting point is 00:04:15 Thousands on the wrist or something like and once someone starts flexing money wait they started saying what they have thousands on their back Yeah, they're like we got thousands on the wrist. We got thousands on the wrist Why were they saying that I don't know I want to fight you I got thousands on the red yeah they're like we got thousands on the wrist we got thousands on the wrist why were they saying that I don't know I want to fight you I got thousands on this I really didn't understand and like it was like I guess like some fake bust down or something like that and I was just like guys what are we doing right now so I was just kind of doing one of these as we were walking away and we left we left it was just like it wasn't Yeah, I think they just want obviously wanted a clip they saw you I'm worried because I'm more than I'm gonna have to get into a fight because I know that she if she saw me
Starting point is 00:04:54 She's probably gonna try to fistfight me. Mm-hmm. I will say I think I don't want to do that, but I'm kind of crazy I truly think that they're lucky like my sister isn't here in the country Oh my god, I know like if I'm gonna be for real the most about it person I think I've ever met in my life as my sister Yeah I've went out with my sister back in Canada like since I've been on social media and started to like have some followers and whatnot And when we've ever had a table or anything, she is a menace She doesn't let anyone come by she'll grab a girl by the ponytail and escort her out of a table
Starting point is 00:05:29 Like she doesn't give a fuck. She let her team in hockey with penalty minutes and points one year Oh, she's like she will slide. So um, yeah, I mean it's just one of those just uh, it's so stupid is what it is It's so stupid and the only reason I'm gonna. I'm having a heart attack The only reason I was like upset about it was because she said stuff about Gabby Yeah, obviously I reacted to that and I feel like she's gonna see me and be like well You have so much to say fight me now fight me now. Yeah, I mean they're just like serial practice practice all right She comes up to me Okay, how do they talk oh?
Starting point is 00:06:08 Yeah, what's up, bitch? What are you gonna? Say now? What are you gonna? Say now? I'm gonna start cry should I just laugh. I don't make you feel worse. I don't know this is terrible This is going bad really right now. This is going really bad. Oh, you know what I should do what you got something on shirt Flicker in the nose. That's a good one. Right classic just absolutely Daughter and then and then run around circling her just make her weird it out Maybe I'll just just get like ring around the rosy going around them start chanting ring around the roses She's doing a witch's call. Yeah, no kidding. I just start doing the worm. I throw up on her.
Starting point is 00:06:45 I just look at her. I go like that. I just throw up on her. You pulled Trig on a human being? I just throw up all over her and start crying. That's disgusting. Oh my god, that's the move. I'm doing that.
Starting point is 00:06:59 That's like those lizards or bugs that spit venom into people. They're like crazy eyes. That's what I'm going to do. If she tries to fight me, I'm going to throw up tries to fight me I'm gonna throw that's vile that is really funny I'm picturing it I hope she doesn't come up to me so you can throw up on her I think that's really funny you gotta be a form of assault 100% that's like the I could jump yeah I would hope oh my gosh I'm gonna throw up on pre-holsting. That's terrible, dude.
Starting point is 00:07:26 Oh my god, I can't wait. That is really funny. But other than that Coachella has been a blast. Oh, been a blast. This is my first one. I've never had so much fun in my whole entire life. Yeah, no, it's been a fun I mean, this is only my second one So I guess I only have one to compare it to but I'm definitely having more fun this one than the last one Yeah, I mean my neck like my neck hurts from Green Day I've never head banged so much. I think I got a concussion actually actually my brain was rattling in my yeah Yeah, also Gabby was jumping up and down and she's like a little lower than me and our up and downs are a little off-sinked At one point and I came down when she came up and smoked me in the jaw
Starting point is 00:08:02 Yeah, did you throw up? No, I didn't I didn't I didn't throw up ever this weekend me either not until I see pre-holstery just saving it all up saving it all up drinking a cup of cream right now this is crazy sounds disgusting oh what's been your favorite part of Coachella other than I'm hanging out with all the people with the thousands on their wrists oh man what was my favorite part I mean mean, Green Day, no doubt. Green Day. It was just so cool.
Starting point is 00:08:27 That's just what I was looking forward to, the whole Coachella. I was like, this is the one I wanna see. I wanna see Green Day. I wanna see Green Day. So, it felt like everybody in the crowd, too, was just going nuts. I felt like the whole world was there.
Starting point is 00:08:42 Yeah, it looked like an ocean of people. That that could unite the world Green Day could unite the world it was so good It was freaking awesome you were did you see Charlie XCX? I didn't get to go to Charlie XCX. We were at a revolve Festival and we saw Lil Wayne told you maybe already be nice. Yeah, how's Cardi B looking person? Um I Cardi B nice. Yeah, how's Cardi B looking person? Um I Looks good. I didn't do a lot of looking if I'm gonna be honest my girlfriend was on my ass saying like Like I love her. She's pretty no I was doing a lot of this I was kind of just like I might drink my hand and I was just like well There's so much to look at those things. Just just like wow where do I look because there's a lot going on this little time Yeah, eyes down eyes down look at the floor look at the floor this way. I was like damn clouds are nice today
Starting point is 00:09:27 Anywhere besides that ass oh my god, but it was she was pouring whipped cream in everyone's mouth Yeah, cream shit. Yeah, did you get a load of that? Uh? No, I didn't get a load of her cream, Bri Just ask him what a weird way to phrase that it It's a load of her cream. It's not. It's like you could, you could, there's so many better ways you could say that. What would you have rather me have said? I would have rather you have said, did you perchance get a taste of the alcoholic whipped
Starting point is 00:09:58 cream company that she has? Did you perchance get a taste of that load of cream? No. From an alcoholic bevirgino company got a cup of cream right now, but I don't want that yeah creams on my mind for real I'm drinking a white Russian guys. It is really bad. It is try it. It's actually really good See what check you just contradicted. Don't make me throw up on you Do you like it Why does it taste like water? Okay? You drink root beer and
Starting point is 00:10:29 What is it? It's a white rush and tried again? You like it now no it's got worse with the second say it's cream Kaluha vodka And ice maybe it's just you guys got like what shitty cream it's a heavy cream I'm drinking cups of cream I'm gonna poop on the podcast this tastes like water like no flavor to that whatever I'll just sit over here and enjoy myself why don't you talk this is a podcast this is my podcast so I guess what else did you guys get up to man? Oh my god Patrick Schwarzenegger. Oh you saw yeah, okay? So I keep going up to people there
Starting point is 00:11:11 I mean Coachella is insane with the fact that every like real celebrities are just right next to you It's actually crazy like I walked back. I think I almost ball tapped Will Ferrell out of out of instinct I know that's a bad instinct. I'm throwing up on people. I'm assault, I think I almost ball tapped Will Ferrell out of instinct. I know. That's a bad instinct to have. I know. I'm throwing up on people, I'm assault. I didn't do any of that. What's going on with you lately?
Starting point is 00:11:30 I didn't do any of that, but I just feel like he's one of the bros. I walked past him. We were walking in the artist section and I'm freaking out because I see him coming my way. I'm just thinking, what do I say? What do I say? And your first thought was ball tap? No, no, no, no. I mean, yes, I didn't do that, obviously, but I just look at him. I humiliated myself. I know you do
Starting point is 00:11:48 I know you're great, and then I go why did I see that's not that bad. It's better than ball tapping It's levels ahead of ball tapping well I would have I would have got arrested if I felt I don't want to ball tap him It was just like you know when you have like just like oh my god like um An impulsive thought an intrusive thought? Yeah sure, I've had impulsive thoughts, but- Like when you're driving on the highway and you're like, I should ram into this pole? Okay, I have had that, I'll admit that, everyone has had that.
Starting point is 00:12:12 Exactly! Everyone's had the thought of like, out of red light, like, if I just went- Should I run it? What if I just ran? That was me, with Wilfred, I'll should I ball tap him? Alright. You brought a total relatable point. In my head I was like, no, no, don't do it, don't do it, hands behind your back, you're great.
Starting point is 00:12:24 It was wicked weird. I don't that. You made that relatable thing. Yeah. No, it was it was really cool though saw him and then saw Patrick Schwarzenegger and Went up to him my friend boy the boy smoke show. Yeah cool guy, too Yeah, super cause he was alone and we circled him my friends were like and you guys did ring around the Rosie. Yep And my friends were like, and you guys did ring around the rosy? Yep, throw up all over him. My friend Megan goes up to him and goes, I love you to death.
Starting point is 00:12:49 He goes, you love me to death. She grabs his arm and goes, is he Charlie XCX? He goes, yeah, I'm after Charlie. She was like, it was great, wasn't it? It was so great. I was like, I'll wrap this up and kind of take a picture. He was like staring at us like oh my god
Starting point is 00:13:06 Horrific yeah, we were being pretty horrific. I just running around just talking to people yeah Yeah, maybe that's why when I had a DM exchange with them. We were like going back and forth answering everything I was like you want to come on the podcast no answer well listen Maybe it's because of you guys last night when did that. When did that happen? This morning. Now he's- actually. Yeah, we were DMing this morning Well, he didn't know it was me. Well, how do you know that? That's for damn sure he didn't know it was me. I had an invisible cloak on. I'm cracking up, honestly. Having a really fun time. Yeah, you guys are delusional over here. Yeah, no one in this house has slept. Well, I can tell one of your friends came up to one of my friends sweating profusely
Starting point is 00:13:49 demanding for acid What's up with that? My friends think you guys are maniacs Are my friends think you guys are absolutely maniacs my friend sweating sweating dripping look like he's withdrawing Hey, Blake. I'm friends with three. I promise. Where's acid? What okay? I'm sure your friends with her dude back away doing like he will go off He will go off and he's going up to all of these famous people like they know who I am being like I'm friends with breathe. They're like who is Brie our friends with Brie got acid. I'm like dude
Starting point is 00:14:23 First of all you are not allowed to do acid second of all You need a day to shower. Yeah Stop bringing me up. Yeah, he goes up to sketch. What did he do? I he goes Brie I met your boyfriend. I'm like oh my god who he was like I went up to sketch. I was like I know Brie She loves you. She's a great girl. You should really get to know her. He's like yeah, she's my friend I don't think you're friends with Nobody thinks this guy is your homie Everyone thinks he's probably like a maniac fan that got like one or two photos with you before and he's like going around
Starting point is 00:14:59 Claiming that you guys are best friends. He said his lock screen as our prom picture So that when people don't believe he is probably photoshopped that they They think he AI'd that photo He tells everyone his first opening line is Brianna was my first kiss Seventh grade won't stop bringing it up We kissed one time Tells everyone that we're in love and that we're gonna probably get married Well He horrified Blake
Starting point is 00:15:20 Yeah he did And I was beside Blake the second time he introduced himself And he comes up and he's like yo, what's up, Blake? I just want to send friends with Brie. Just doubled down He didn't bring up the acid that time it was a lot less way God he did but acid Blake was still like yeah, and then Blake just kind of looks at me after he was like bro That was awkward as fuck and I was like you guys have to buy into the bed. He's a walking bit I know he is I mean I I think he's funny. He's so funny. I think he's well Blake was a little horrified
Starting point is 00:15:48 Yeah, Blake was horrified other Blake. Also. I got two friends that are named Blake. Oh you do you honcho? Super funny They were dancing and you have like a gay friend here with you, right? Yes. Yeah. Yeah, I was hoping I was right I was guessing off the mannerisms, but there's this gay dude at Coachella This one gay dude um anyway, so he he starts like dancing with grace like Blake's girlfriend And Blake knows that this guy is gay so does not care um also Blake is like the least jealous dude
Starting point is 00:16:22 I think I ever met but um He's dancing with grace and Blake looks at me. He goes. Yo What the fuck like as a joke and then taps grace like after he's done dancing he goes And the guy turns around and watches it all go down And then just kind of like turns back around and tries to like keep dancing to play it off pretending like he did Definitely thought Blake was actually super Me and Blake just started laughing so hard like he kind of just kind of did like like he turned around he turned around It was like kind of happy and a happy mood. He was like
Starting point is 00:16:59 Throws up everywhere oh You know what that was that's so sad because all night he was like I felt like I was at that concert alone and everyone kept trying to like talk to him and like involve him But he was like in his own world. He's like I have to go through this by myself So he went out of his way to have fun and it's great And it just got absolutely ruined or it got worse and worse and worse. It's so bad I have never seen someone more excited for anything in my life than grace for no not grace Gabby for Travis Scott. Oh, yeah, she loves Travis
Starting point is 00:17:29 I don't know anyone that loves Travis Scott and she is his number one fan It's funny because it's like it was just for the song nightcrawler. That's it. That was it That's it. It's just it's like she's like she just gets obsessed with songs I think like she'll get like like one song from an artist and that's it and then she'll be like they're my favorite But it's she just knows one song. She was like Brie. I cannot wait for I was like, I think I'm gonna leave for Travis She goes that's all a Coachella. That's the whole point I'm at Coachella for Travis Scott and then she goes like this for all the other song and then nightcrawler comes on She's going nuts. And then after nightcrawler, she's like, bye. Do you see my video of her? Yeah she text me this morning. Can I have that video? She was like zooming in in the background. There's like 14 year old boys
Starting point is 00:18:13 I'm like literally on my hands and knees like doing the crazy Yeah, I got uptown below under the ass. It was bizarre It was bizarre All right cool no problem Under the ass it was bizarre It was bizarre Cool So what do you got on for day three Bree oh Man, I don't know. I think I gotta relax a little bit date. I mean, I'm just can't this is the most fun I've ever had Wow. I'm really having a fun time. Oh bar Okay No, it's not I'm with all of my best friends and they have of my friends
Starting point is 00:18:48 So for the people that don't know I'm here with high noon and they let me bring all of my hometown best friends So I brought all my friends from growing up with half of them haven't even been to California before and they get to go to Coachella And we just like the whole time. We're like our cheeks hurt from smiling so much. It's a really wholesome. It's really wholesome Yeah, you sure you guys aren't smiling because you're rolling off acid? I literally didn't take it. I couldn't find any. Oh you asked. You tried. Have I ever told you my acid story? I did acid once in my life. Maybe. Have I? Do you want to hear it? Oh yeah. Alright guys quick commercial break for Ghost Energy. Literally would be dead without ghost energy this weekend
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Starting point is 00:20:07 It was I was I think it was 2016. So this is when I stole my mom's car. I didn't steal it. She let me take it, but she thought I was going to Maine for the weekend with my friends, but I drove 16 hours to Ohio to meet up with this kid who I dated, who I met on a cruise and I ended up dating him for like three years, but I needed to feel it out. I was like, do I really like him?
Starting point is 00:20:25 Let me drive to Ohio and find out. Drove to Ohio, told my mom I was in Maine for the weekend. And we go to a G-Eazy concert. And he was like a couple years older than me, loved acid, which was crazy. He would just like do acid at his house. It was really crazy. And he's like, you gotta try it, you gotta try it. I'm like, okay, I've never done, I've smoked weed before. And I was like, okay, to try it. You got to try it. I'm like, okay, I've never done I've smoked weed before.
Starting point is 00:20:45 And I was like, okay, I'll, I'll, I'll drop acid at GZ. Fucking who goes to a GZ concert to begin with, and just to drop acid is even crazier, even crazier. I'm 16. So I drop acid, we leave the concert because we're all freaking out. We go to this restaurant called Winking Lizard. They have lizards in the front. So there's like a big it's a it's a bearded dragon it's like this big right there's a bearded dragon in like an aquarium in a tank where what is it what was dead what is it called is a drowned a terranium a terranium what is
Starting point is 00:21:17 it called a terrarium thank you right that's what the lizards are in there's a lizard in glass box in the front of the breast. Yeah, so walk in I'm like, whoa I'm like looking at this lizard, right? Yeah, I think I think it's a dragon So we go we sit down we order like 500 boneless wings. We don't touch them. No one's hungry We're just at this restaurant because we're scared. Yeah, and I'm back of my head like, that dragon's gonna kill me. I'm thinking this whole time, it's a dragon. In the front, I'm like, oh my God, gotta go to the bathroom and fucking figure out
Starting point is 00:21:52 how to get away from this dragon. So I go into the bathroom, I sit in the stall, I think five minutes has passed. I'm sitting in the stall, I'm like, in my head, I'm writing out like a map on the back of this door on the stall of how to break out of this restaurant and get away from this dragon because I'm writing out like a map on the back of this door on the stall of how to break out of this restaurant and get away From this dragon because I'm convinced I open the bathroom door fire in my face dragons gonna get me Keep in mind. I think I'm in this bathroom for five minutes. Yeah turns out it was two hours. They called the police
Starting point is 00:22:18 They thought I got kidnapped I was in the bathroom for two hours devising a plan on how to escape this Dragon Slayer I walk out of the bathroom got my whole plan in my head police are out there. They're like oh my gosh She's right there. I was like what do you guys mean? They were like you were gone for two hours So did never did acid ever again they find out you were just tripping balls The one look at me had to have known but no no, I was just like, oh, I was just, I was in the bathroom for so long, I was taking a poop, I said. A two hour poop. The whole time I'm like, where is this dragon? The police are talking to me, I'm like, this
Starting point is 00:22:55 dragon is totally... This is a part of the dragon's plan. He's gonna get me still. I thought it was the dragon's plan. He probably called the police. It was crazy, so I never did acid ever again in my life drove home and yeah Really looking for acid though. Let's bleep his name out. He has like a job. Yeah. Yeah, like a real one exactly You're not gonna believe this one of the smartest people I've ever met in my life. He's an engineer And is who oh? You're so tight. I couldn't fathom that you were gonna say that one of the smartest people I knew and it was you were Still gonna be talking about insane right Wow like actual genius, but he's just also a blast
Starting point is 00:23:31 I don't think he closed his mouth all weekend like I just kept looking at him being like The gaping hole is out of control like that's all weekend. I just like would turn around and be like this It's gonna have a dry tongue Sandpaper swarm of flies in the back of his neck. That's too bad Yeah, but he had a blast. He's actually gone. He had to go to work tomorrow So he got on a bus he went to bed at I think 8 a.m. And the bus picked him up at 9 Yes came to the house. Oh, yeah, he was in the hot tub all night long. He was boiling I was like you he was like roasting in a crock pot You are going to die
Starting point is 00:24:10 Yeah, you're lucky you're not staying here. No. Yeah. Yeah, we have an Airbnb somewhere else far away. Yeah undisclosed location Oh, we talked about we didn't talk about how you never wanted to show up for the wristbands Yeah, I mean, it's not that I didn't want, well, no, of course I didn't want to show up. You know, it was more of like I had things to do. Golf. And then I had to, well, yeah, I had to golf. Dwayne Wade wanted me to golf.
Starting point is 00:24:37 You were golfing with Dwayne Wade? It was his tournament, that's why. That's not The Rock. Right as I said it, I should have threw up all over myself I knew I was wrong Dwayne Rock the Johnson Dwayne Wade plays basketball for the Miami Heat. There you go. I was just gonna crush that I was just gonna let you find it on watch that is that him and LeBron and what was the other one Jimmy? No, Jimmy wasn't there at that point, but I know but there was three people No, there was three people on the Miami Heat Chris Bosch Chris Bosch. Yep. Yes former Toronto Raptors. He looks nevermind
Starting point is 00:25:13 What nothing I was gonna say he looks like 21 Savage Right same haircut no used to have the same haircut maybe I think to see like a side-by-side I think all right. I have no idea what I'm talking about I'm sorry my side, but anyways Dwayne Wade not Dwayne the Rock Johnson was the one hosting the tournament So yeah, we went played in a golf tournament, and then I had to we were streaming the whole thing too So like I was streaming so I know I know you don't answer your texts I have to get in your twitch stream to get in contact with you. Sorry I just prioritize my my loyal supporter. I had to get on my Instagram story and say can we please go tell Josh that? I'm waiting for him. I don't think anyone that follows me has twitch the whole chat was like gotta go Thank God
Starting point is 00:26:02 I went out of my way got the tickets It was just annoying because the day before I had to go do the same thing I know but we weren't in we didn't know that like 175 dollars on an uber that I shouldn't have had to spend that money aren't you a multi-millionaire? Yeah, but I broke stay rich, dude Yeah, I guess so don't want to just throw around hundred seventy hundred seventy five dollars So hundred seventy five dollars two hundred seventy five dollars. It doesn't change You know how much these passes were ten thousand dollars, and we weren't gonna be able to get them
Starting point is 00:26:29 Yeah, that would have been too bad for you guys. Yes a lot of flies running around you You must be stinky Did you fucking hang out with doing the wrong Dwayne John Dwayne Wade uh I mean I didn't really hang out with him I thought it was his tournament. Yeah, I said hello and we said hi and stuff, but I was playing golf with the boys. So. How'd it go? It was good, it was fun.
Starting point is 00:26:51 I didn't play well, but it was a really nice course. Because it was too hot out. DJ West is unreal. It was 97 degrees when we were playing golf. I couldn't believe that you were golfing in that heat. It was so warm out, and Matt was carrying around my stream camera and battery. I know.
Starting point is 00:27:02 So Matt had his 10, 15 pound camera in his hand. When he came. And then a backpack on with like batteries, which is pretty much just that built in heater. So he's got a built in heater sitting on his backpack, just drenching him, walking around everywhere. Eventually I was like, dude, let me take my golf towel that I used to clean my dirty clubs.
Starting point is 00:27:20 I'm gonna soak it in this ice bucket for you and you're gonna put it under your hat. I, when you guys showed up, I was like, he's gonna throw up all over himself. He was warm But I mean I was force-feeding up like I was like you got to drink water you put him to work. Yeah What do you that's his job? He's got to do his job Diva. He's gonna do his job. What are we talking about here? You know what you are the diva? All right, I think you actually are Do you think you're a diva?
Starting point is 00:27:48 Maybe a little bit maybe a little bit a little bit also before the pod Hannah is like our social media producer, right? Call it that call what it is and Josh has known her for four or five years Yeah, a while for sure. For definitely at least four years and her name and his phone, wrong last name and maybe 16 texts unanswered. Yeah, yeah and you know I'll say that I'm gonna get better at it but I'm not. You're not. So why feed you guys those lies? Yeah, it's true. You know what I mean? I will learn your last name. No, it's I feel like that's
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Starting point is 00:29:45 Mickey, the one with a bunch of tattoos and everything like that? No, the guy with his face is melting off? Get eyes on this. He's just, I don't know who he is. His face is melting off? Once I show you, you'll be like, oh, his face is melting off.
Starting point is 00:29:57 Sounds like we gotta throw this guy in a freezer. Yeah, okay, let's look. Mickey, Big Jojo Siwa. Mickey Rourke. I thought you were talking about a different Mickey and I was like, that does not sound like the Mickey I know that's what he looks like So obviously he just asked her where the cigarette no that was the wrong video, but he like he was Basically just making fun of her for being a lesbian and you know what he said
Starting point is 00:30:17 Give me give me a night with you, and I I can guarantee you won't be a lesbian anymore like 75 disturbing Disgusting I feel like insane he was still that is no she's like I guess maybe older now I can guarantee you won't be a lesbian anymore. Isn't he like 75? Disturbing, disgusting, insane. I feel like Jojo Siwa is still I know she's like I guess maybe older now but in my mind Jojo Siwa is 14 years old. Forever. Yeah. She is 100% 14 forever. It's kind of creepy to say that about Jojo Siwa.
Starting point is 00:30:38 I mean that's insinuating that you're gonna like assault her. No I don't know if that's what it means. I think he's Give me one night and you won't be a lesbian. I think you're trying to say it's one of those like weird like Egotistical Guys that thinks like maybe they just are gonna give incredible dick and turn a lesbian straight that guy's pumping out incredible dick I've never experienced it. I can't speak for you know. I feel like he doesn't even have a dick He has he just has two sets of balls To like four nuts for nuts
Starting point is 00:31:13 No dick four nuts no dick No dick, huh, right? Can't you see that I mean yeah sure I don't really want to don't want to have sex with him I mean yeah sure I don't really want don't want to have sex with him And that's a good thing Bree. It's thank you good thing. We found your bar. That's low, but we found it. We found it surely did Really low well. Yeah, well yeah Yeah, huh, I'm just having fun in my Coachella Having a good time. Yeah, so any guys out here for you this week or what? No good
Starting point is 00:31:48 Absolutely, not I heard you're talking about The other night whoa whoa whoa whoa I not name drop that sometimes. I don't know what I'm allowed to name It's not even his last name. Wait. What how'd you hear me talking about him? I just overheard it in the background you're talking to Gabby and grace and you're saying how you needed okay? Okay, what are you about to time to? Experience if you actually liked him or not or something like that Okay, no like you needed to maybe get with other guys to see if you had a real connection with that is not what I said It was something close to that do you want to know what I actually said if it's less exciting than what I said
Starting point is 00:32:20 Probably not I said No, no, what do you say? Okay, it I said that not I said No, no, what do you say? Okay, it I said that like I was This is mean not to him. This is mean to someone else though. Oh well okay, I I don't want to talk about this. I yeah, I love it But I think he's like my best friend, and I and I think one day we're gonna get married who? Yeah, we're bleeping the name. Yeah, but I'm trying to figure out who you're talking about. Yes. Yes
Starting point is 00:32:52 I think we are in love But I also think I just want to be friends first because like I said last weekend emotionally unavailable You were me. Mmm. Yeah. Yeah, but yeah, you did overhear that conversation stop eavesdropping on me it's not really much of an eavesdropping you guys are shouting and Your right behind me. It's loud. I know I'm just saying it's loud. It's a concert my I always loud I think whenever I leave Coachella, I feel like my under water still yeah Exactly what it is. I came here with an ear infection. And my ears keep like popping. I think I have to get a hearing aid after this. Oh, it's gonna
Starting point is 00:33:29 stink. Yeah, it is. Am I out of you so much? Why you make fun of people with your no but you're like 27 and you're gonna get a hearing aid. Literally 25. Literally 25. What your Diva and you suck Throw up on Josh for the pod spam in the chat. Are you gonna live stream today? No, I can't today sadly just because I have like other events. I gotta go. Oh my god. That's a blimp Yeah, it's been it's been there all the whole time just in that one singular spot at Coachella. I was like
Starting point is 00:34:09 Moving I'm watching it move right now, but it like circles it circles like a crow. Okay. That's a Goodyear blimp What is there only like 18 of those in the world or something like that? Right is that the number remember that I remember the Hindenburg blew up That was tragic damn I'm just saying that's every time I see a blimp all I think of is the Hindenburg blew up. That was tragic. Damn. I'm just saying, every time I see a blimp, all I think of is the Hindenburg. 20 to 25? There's only 25?
Starting point is 00:34:30 Actively in the sky at once, or are you saying there's only 20 to 25 still in existence? Wow. How many people do you think are in a blimp at a time? Cause it's only that little piece. More than three. That's an above water submarine. So, you don't really like it's not like you're in the spot where there's all that air
Starting point is 00:34:49 No, you're in that little piece at the bottom. It's just like a little like cock cockpit I would assume actually really curious what the inside of a blimp looks like I feel like you think it's just a bunch of seats Like a bus no, I I don't know. I theory what's a blimp look like I feel like it's more similar to like a helicopter cockpit Oh, yeah, my idea. Oh, why is it? This is showing me what blimps look like yeah inside of a blimp I want to see the the what does it look like a blimp look like oh, it's fucking price No way what blimp is that that's a Goodyear blimp? So were they trying to create when blimps came out? That's a Dubai blimp.
Starting point is 00:35:26 What was the idea behind it? They were trying to make a new way to travel luxuriously? Yeah, what is the point of a blimp? They're just trying to travel. Was it luxurious travel? Oh, it was for richies. It was for people like you. They just wanted something different than a plane.
Starting point is 00:35:39 It was for people like you and Santos. Facts. Thousand on the wrist, thousand on the wrist. Oh. Yeah, I wonder if like people are up there right now having fun. Someone's gotta be controlling it. Yeah, you gotta have a pilot gotta have a pilot but I feel like it just floats and there's just like a joystick. I'm gonna say it's probably a little bit more complicated than that.
Starting point is 00:36:03 Probably 100% but in my head. It's chill. Yeah So you got any acid no no no took all of it he mugged me last night took all of it I'm like really sad. They just gone, but it's like a weight off my shoulders I would just have you know like a friend that you kind of got to make sure doesn't run away random liability Yeah, I said that I was gonna put an air tag on him, but I forgot it. We got walkie talkies I put one in his pocket. He like threw it away. Oh And we got in yesterday. We got into the festival right at you know how in the beginning There's the Ferris wheel like right when you walk in. Yeah, we lost him at the Ferris wheel
Starting point is 00:36:39 Guess what found us all the way in VIP He found us somehow and it came over with six drinks with his mouth wide open I just never could be the person that just like wanders aimlessly through a festival. No friends, just let me ditch my friends. I'm just gonna wander around for what, three hours and I'll find you if I find you. It's crazy, like something in me wishes
Starting point is 00:36:59 I could be that person because it's so like carefree. Yeah, it's gotta be. Just love the world and life, I couldn't do that I just don't have enough love for the game Yeah, I need I like need to be with my friends 100% have to be cracking up. Who's the did you see Timothy? Shall we? No, neither dying to see him dang. I didn't see Travis Scott performed the song that he wrote for Kylie And Kylie and Timothy are there and I was like, oh, that's got to hurt. No way they stay. Wait, no way
Starting point is 00:37:29 Oh, he has a bunch of babies with her. Yeah, like a couple. I don't know if it's a bunch But I think at least two I think it's two. That's just a couple. Yeah, it's only a couple stormy in rain Stormy yes Tyga Tiger's not there. No, What is the other baby's name? Rain? Cloud?
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Starting point is 00:39:00 I'm not gonna do acid tonight. No, I mean I'm not I'm not gonna do acid tonight. No, I mean I'm not ever. I don't know why I just wanted to say that. No, it's good. Let's establish it. Everyone thinks I do so many drugs and I'm like no it's just Every time we say his name we have to bleep it. It's so many times. Half this podcast is gonna get bleeped out.
Starting point is 00:39:16 Half this podcast is gonna get bleeped out. Whoa. Cops right here. Damn. Oh my gosh. Did you go to the nylon party? No. Oh my gosh. We've done no after parties, actually.
Starting point is 00:39:28 I know, I went to- We keep going home, ordering a bunch of McDonald's, watching Zach and Cody, Sweet Life of Zach and Cody, and on deck, and then going to bed. That's what our nightly routine has been. Go to the shows until there's like the last main stage performer. Go home, McDonald's, Zach and Cody. Yeah, that's what we're doing here. Come home mcdonald's
Starting point is 00:39:48 But then we just boil in the hot tub until the sun comes up nice. Yeah a little different a little different a little different same vibes though. Yeah, same thing. I'm actually i'm excited tonight Everyone's feet that i'm with are bleeding so bad. Yeah, i've been i mean i feel like it's a lot easier when you're a guy to not run into the yeah You can just wear sneakers, you know girls want to be able to wear like the cowboy boots So like maybe there's like a little heel involved or whatever, but that just seems crazy So much there's like pickleball courts on either side and we were playing pickleball the other day Day one before we got to the festival. So one of my friends was pickleballing it up having a blast
Starting point is 00:40:23 Yeah, third degree burns on the bottom of his feet before the festival so one of my friends was pick a ball in it up having a blast yeah third degree burns on the bottom of his feet before the festival now it's just like the asphalt was so I see what does he look like gosh I don't even think you're you're ready for this is it like red and blistering and gooey Josh it is so fucking bad and he was like the most excited one for Coachella his feet are raw each shocking how did he not know that was happening while on the court? I don't know. Like that looks like he like stepped on a frying pan. Honestly trigger warning we're gonna insert a picture. I don't understand. Massive trigger warning. Look away. He wasn't even drinking yet like it was like it was
Starting point is 00:41:02 10 a.m. Right there was like nothing numbing the pain. No he was just literally burning his feet alive. You know what he is an athlete. What is that shit that they give you to like numb yourself? Totally Narcan is for when you overdose on fentanyl. Well, I might need Narcan for that third degree burn. I mean that needs Narcan Yeah, but that is totally what's that stuff? liquidane Lidocaine? Dwayne the Rock drugs. Thank. Thank you. I said liquid liquidane see I'm just I've just never had to numb anything can't believe you were hanging out with the Rock Yeah, I wasn't him. That's crazy. There's Dwayne Wade, but it was cool. Should we do should we do?
Starting point is 00:41:37 Pranks like we tell each other one thing that we have to do at Coachella tonight and see if we can finish it sure Okay, what should we do? Well, you have to take acid With no with Blake yeah, I mean Blake gray are gonna run around Open gosh, what's a good? Oh, let's just see if we can tabletop someone What is with you and physically harming others? I've never done it I know, but what is the drive you want to ball tap? You want a tabletop? No ball tap cuz I got ball tap all my best friends
Starting point is 00:42:11 Never ball tapped you I've actually never ball tapped anyone It's like an ongoing joke because I cry I didn't crush and I was like, oh my god I might as well just ball tapped and that's how bad I fucking fumbled that that's hilarious Yeah, super funny inside joke. Honestly, it is I've been cracking up all weekend sorry that you don't like to have fun and crack up just an inside joke for yourself or do you like yeah I have so many other jokes with myself or other people in on it there's about 14 people in on it 14 people are in on I don't even start this joke Hannah did don't talk to her though she'll make you cry yes you will I'm not even gonna look at
Starting point is 00:42:41 her all right so we won't tabletop anyone no we can't be doing that I wasn't gonna tabletop random people I was just gonna like tabletop you when you least expect it. Would you be mad at me if you? Somehow found a way to tabletop me. I'll let it slide really sure Really? Yeah, you won't be mad at me diva. Um, I mean, I'm probably not gonna be overly thrilled that I just got pushed over a human body and probably whiplash my head against the ground But I won't do it. I'll let it slide. Okay. Okay, you can do it to me, too. All right All right. Let's see who can tabletop see who can tabletop the other person first without it being noticed Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, like we're like talking
Starting point is 00:43:18 Yeah, if I like turn around and see you before if we catch doesn't count. Yeah, it has to be like completely unknowing Yeah, tabletop. Okay. I like it. Alright. But are you gonna get on the ground or are you gonna push? I think it can be either or. Whatever you think is gonna get the person tricked. Probably if we're on the ground.
Starting point is 00:43:33 We'll see. Because we'll be like, oh no way someone's behind me and someone's gonna push me and I'm gonna fall on my head. I guess we'll have to wait and see. I guess we'll find out. I can't wait to tabletop you. This is gonna go really bad. Yeah, someone's gonna get hurt. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:44 Someone's gonna get hurt. I can't wear a skirt. I'm gonna get tabletop. Was that the plan for your outfit today? Oh, yeah Seriously? I got so fucking scared I was like who is this? I was about to punch Payton I thought you had a drink and I didn't want to be... No I was about to punch you in the face I thought you were a random person Oh my god I got so fucking scared No actually wouldn't it be crazy if I just wore this shirt? Probably a little bit crazy I have my Boston shirt on I'm so sick and tired of getting dressed up for Coachella
Starting point is 00:44:20 Yeah I mean it's kind of easy when you're a guy I just wear jeans Where are these from? I kind of want them these are Hope homey them Uptown for life Wait a second checking his undies you don't have undies on no I do tag you freak Where's the tag of the paint How are you gonna be able to see it? What the hell in there?
Starting point is 00:44:47 Let that Gucci breathe. I think it has to be home. Like it says it everywhere. You think they're cold H o m m e it's like saying it everywhere all over your pants. It has to be the brand. Maybe they're home Do you guys like his outfit rated one to ten? Jesus Josh is not wearing underwear with jeans Alright, I don't know. I don't know somebody tagged the brand. It's home. It has to be I don't think it is Backseat bandit see there's a lot of shit on there's a lot of shit, but home is like the it's a reoccurring theme You know you know I saw it cool. You know I saw yesterday. Do you know Terry Joe? Oh? It is home. I told you I see a button it says ohm fam on it everyone
Starting point is 00:45:33 That was the first thing I said like ten minutes. Oh, I think that just means it man girl in French. Oh no Yeah, and French yeah in Spanish doesn't mean that. Well, I would assume they're different languages. I know. I thought you were thinking of how do you say how do you say brother? In Spanish. Hermosa is sister. Oh, brother. Hombre. That's probably not it. Hombre. Oh, what's up, homes?
Starting point is 00:46:00 That's what it is. It's homes. That's what. Yeah. Fem is like, yeah, girl. Yeah. Yeah. Sweet. my ears hurt so bad. I keep looking at that light and then looking at you and almost fainting Yeah, I mean we do have incredibly bright lights. Where do you guys get these things? Oh That's cool. Yeah, right, right, right. Pretty cool. Wow. We got three cams. I read answer Should we do BFFs after dark tonight if we make it back? If we make it back I could I could swing that maybe Should we bring someone on? I think I have to stay up because I think I leave at like 5 a.m. To go back Oh really? Yeah, we got to film. I have to film my sketch show on Tuesday
Starting point is 00:46:33 So I want to get back and be back for a day. You know what I mean? Oh, but you have like a 20 minute flight you live here Yeah, but the only time we'd be able to fly out is like 7 p.m. So I don't want to get back to my house at like 830 you're doing that private jet stuff We have like that. Yeah, we have like that It's cool. It's pretty cool But yeah, no, I got to get back. We got this read the room going Yeah, so we're so back with read the room so back still waiting to be put in a sketch. Yeah
Starting point is 00:46:59 No, I'm just waiting for you to get funnier. Well, I think I've actually been crushing this pod I don't know. I'm cracking up. No, I don't know about you guys I'm cracking up. Honestly all that matters is I'm cracking up. You're a funny person. You think I'm funny? I think you're funny swear to God. Oh Shut up you crap you've been cracking up. No, you're funny. Thank you. Yeah, that's all I got. So please give me that All I got the back of my thighs are sweating so much, it's crazy. Feeling good though, probably gonna hop in the pool. I've been getting my hair done at 9 a.m. every morning.
Starting point is 00:47:33 I was gonna say, how have you kept this going? I keep getting my hair done. This is my makeup from yesterday. The setting spray, girls and boys, the one size setting spray works charms. This is literally my makeup. So you've had the same makeup on since like Thursday No, I do my makeup every morning, but I sleep in it every night
Starting point is 00:47:48 Okay, so I wake up and it's still on is that way and then take it off lipstick on your teeth Do I actually I think you got this whole podcast. I think you got it off the mics covering it That's okay. The mic covered it the my covered it yesterday. I didn't even notice it until right now Okay well literally someone At the festival yesterday Was like you have lipstick all over your teeth, and I'm like I've been here for five hours
Starting point is 00:48:09 Well, I would rather so long ago to me I would way rather someone call me out for that me too, but I like a booger on my nose I hope someone be like like a real friend would be like yo, bro. You got a booger on your nose You know what I'm saying like a bad friend would just let you walk around with that. That's not a friend. That's a foe. That's a terrible person Yeah, that is not a friend. If I don't know someone super well, sometimes I get a little like oh fuck I would I sometimes I just try to signal. I'll just try to signal. I'll just be like Start just doing that a little bit and it looks like you're and then I'm like for trading I'm waiting for I'm like
Starting point is 00:48:42 Kind of like signal them to like come on, bro And you start fucking wipe your nose wipe your nose because sometimes when you do that people will like just like instinctively be like Like you know what I'm saying yeah, and if that doesn't work, then I'm like a I know we just met We have a big fat huge booger. I know we just met, but I can't get past this Fucking any massive booger any ball of your nose, and then you know they wipe it and we're close You know what is crazy the I like everyone obviously talks about Coachella, and how you have to walk so much I don't know I just don't believe anything and or I just I think I underestimated how much you have to walk you have to walk in I
Starting point is 00:49:19 Don't understand why there's not like a VIP entrance. Yeah, well There's always like because you have to walk through the campsites two miles Yeah, it's ridiculous. It's actually in like I know it's like it sounds like first world problems or whatever But it is we pay so much for the tickets. You would think there would be like a side Entrance or something. Yeah, you have to walk two miles to get to the festival through the campsite I've always found like also like I'm sure it's crazy Right like for the employees and the people like at the different gates Oh my god, I'm sure it's nuts for them and they've been told 50 different things But it always feels like nobody knows where the entrance
Starting point is 00:49:54 I know you walk around and be like hey which way to like get to the closest entry point and you'll start walking You'll walk half a mile to a mile you'll get there and you'll be like hey Do you guys know where the entrance and they'll be like oh, it's back that way and I just walked a mile to a mile you'll get there and you'll be like hey do you guys know where the entrance and they'll be like oh it's back that way and I just walked a mile that the opposite way what are you talking about Josh last night after like so when you leave Coachella you have to walk to wherever the the meeting point is to get like your car or whatever yeah but we walked so we walked like all the way to the front and we can see the bus they're like this is blocked off we had to walk around, I'm not joking,
Starting point is 00:50:25 the whole entire festival, which is like 70 acres. We had to walk all the way around. 70 acres? No, like my feet, my feet, because they were bleeding. It was, and we're walking through sand. I'm like, you know when you're walking on the beach, like for one second and it hurts?
Starting point is 00:50:41 It's a calf burn. Walking on the beach in heels for five miles, I just kept saying, I just just everyone was really down bad like crying Yeah, and I was like guys Wow, we are so lucky to have legs A lot of people don't just please be grateful for these legs right now, please We've got to look at this glass half full. We have to get to this bus Yeah, but you know started dropping like fries and crying on the ground To just look at the other side of it
Starting point is 00:51:05 Would probably be a lot less tiresome to get wheeled out of there. Oh My god. Yeah, there was a guy that broke his leg yesterday at Coachella and then came back in a wheelchair With a cast friend have to push him around everywhere. He's probably gonna have way better time Everyone left him. He was there in the same spot the whole entire time. It's like yeah, no one's really coming back for me That's the saddest thing I've ever heard Way better time everyone left him. He was there in the same spot the whole entire time. It's like yeah No one's really coming back for me That's the saddest thing I've ever heard I know he was a smoke show too, and he was like yeah My wife's at the bar, and then you were like all right, and you pushed him off a cliff pretty much nice Paul tapped him to hell
Starting point is 00:51:37 You're like that sucks Like I guess you won't be using this anymore cuz you're in a wheelchair. He's like I just broke my leg. What are you talking about? Pour hot coffee on his genitals How much do you think you walked that day Oh, should we look at our yeah, just about to say I want to look and see what is my average distance or which? Day did I walk the most? Yeah Hell mine has to be yesterday. I gotta think it was a pretty it was a pretty big days since we've been here I Did seven thousand steps at midnight?
Starting point is 00:52:17 Just midnight. That's crazy. That is bizarre Total I did I That is bizarre Total I did I Did 17,000 wait are you looking at miles walked or are you looking at just your steps days? Yeah, yesterday alone. I did 17,000 Okay, I I don't see the steps. I see my miles yesterday. I walked seven point five miles Wait, how do you do miles?
Starting point is 00:52:48 Walking plus running distance. No, no, no. I'm saying that's like the tab. That's what I'm saying. Oh, how do you not have that? Wait, I don't. Can you look for me? I really I'm curious how many miles I did. I feel like I have boogers. Walking plus running distance. That was like the easiest thing I've
Starting point is 00:53:04 ever done. You walked 3.1 miles yesterday. You walked eight miles though on Saturday Really? Yeah eight miles. I think I had to block eight miles yesterday. I walked way more yesterday three point one miles Oh my phone died. Well, there you go. Yeah There you go eight miles. That's a lot of walking. That's a lot of walking For and through saying that's the thing through sand and it's in a hundred degrees Yeah, hundred degrees every single day so we and that's not even an exaggeration No, it was she was 1 0 0 the first day was 103 degrees Yeah, it was actually insane, but the thing about this is it's dry heat, so it's not so bad
Starting point is 00:53:41 I mean I would rather have a hundred I guess degree heat in a dry area then humid area Yeah, but still a hundred degrees still. I mean like I said dripping sweat right now. Yeah, absolutely dripping sweat Well Coachella's been fun. Are we gonna hang out tonight? I'll think about it. Okay. Well, I'm hanging out with Gabby. I don't know about you All right, do you guys want Gabby on the pod to text her and tell her to come on the pod? Yeah, guys all of you that have her number make sure you text my girlfriend and say come on the bot podcast She was so tired this morning. She was so down bad really. I think she was just like gosh I'm starting to like feel a little sick now like the throat is you know raw it's raw and like all of that stuff
Starting point is 00:54:21 It's just like three days of being here you get a little tired Next weekend is weekend to know That's Easter. Oh, I'm gonna be with my dad. Are you going back to Canada? No, he's coming out to LA my Lovely girlfriend Gabby. She got a golf kind of weekend for my Gabby she got a golf kind of weekend for my dad Just your dad coming. Yeah, just my dad coming. Just my dad coming my mom and my brother came last time So they usually kind of alternate who comes ever gonna see your deported sister again Um, I mean hopefully soon. It seems like we're getting closer and closer to getting her back in actually country So yeah, yeah. Oh, I thought it was gonna be like years. No. It's looking pretty good right now
Starting point is 00:55:05 So let's go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, hopefully next time that I'm around Brie Olsen. Hopefully Olivia's with me. Yeah, man She'll go nuts. Yeah, she'll get deported again. Yeah Yeah, but yeah, she's had here. That's a problem Actually, yeah, I hope she's not around me. Yeah All right, I'm gonna go swimming. All right, I'm gonna go back to my house. I guess okay cool It was nice talking to you you too. Yeah, bye guys. Let's do this again sometime We should do it every week every Tuesday should we record sure okay? I think we I think we're best friends. I wouldn't go that far, but I think you know if you throw an old man in the mix
Starting point is 00:55:42 We got a podcast yeah, well, let's find our next

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