BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - DAVE AND ZACH BRYAN NEW BFFS? — BFFs EP. 148

Episode Date: October 5, 2023

We’re joined by Bri’s new dog Boston and get into the headlines with Taylor Swift and Travis Kecle dominating the news and the NFL, Big Cat getting into hot water over his Taylor Swift joke and Da...ve’s reaction to it, Mr. Beast keeping two people in a room for 100 days for $500,000, a man trying to bring his emotional support alligator to a baseball game, a pilot fired for doing drugs off a woman’s chest before flying, Bella Poarch and Dream dating rumors, Ole Miss security guard taking out fans, Americans preferring frozen pizza over regular pizza, if the BFFs get the Kevin James meme, Lil Tay’s return, viral AI photo duping people, Josh becoming an AI character, the opening of the Las Vegas sphere, the Golden Bachelor, Mick Jagger leaving his fortune to charity instead of his kids, the girlfriend effect, and Bobbi Althoff catching heat for her interview with Offset. We finish with BFFs Corner where Dave made history with the most expensive house buy ever in Massachusetts (without tunnels), Josh on the Forbes Top Creators list, Dave and Bri’s ruling on Josh and Gabi’s first fight as a couple, Bri’s first live show in Chicago, and Dave’s first meeting with Zach Bryan and his accidental insult towards Zach. Support Our Sponsor! Raising Canes: Come for the chicken fingers and stay for sauce! Order online at https://RaisingCanes.com Subscribe to the podcast now: https://barstool.link/3m4Q0Fq Check out the BFFs Social Media Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bffspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BFFsPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bffspodYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, BFF listeners, you can find us every Wednesday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. All right, we've got the new Raising Cane Studio that Bree is in. The new, I guess, Raising Cane's, BFF's, kind of same thing. I love Raising Cane's. It is the best chicken fingers in the game. Best time of the year football season. Actually, I'm going to see Todd from Raising Cane's in a couple weeks.
Starting point is 00:00:24 We're heading out to LSU. We're going to LSU. Is it Ole Miss? I think it is. That'll be a fun game. Yeah, they're coming off a big win. So if I'm going to Raising Cane's, grab a box combo and boom, ready for game time.
Starting point is 00:00:39 If your crews put you in charge of the food this weekend, be sure to swing by Cane's and get a tailgate. With enough cook to order chicken fingers and fries to feed the whole team you're sure to be the mvp also check this out canes has some killer new merch they just dropped a new retro connection that is amazing be sure to visit raising canes gear.com to snag yours satisfying your canes fix today there really is no other option uh whenever we're doing the reads i don't have to because like i like raising canes that much so i could just do a straight read i do get a kick sometimes like did they want they just dropped a new retro collection that is and then they spell amazing
Starting point is 00:01:17 a h hyphen m a z hyphen i n g so did they be like, yeah, like I don't really talk like that. Like I would never describe raising. I'd be like, it's fucking awesome. Like they're the best chicken race of the game. I believe that, but I would never be like, Oh,
Starting point is 00:01:35 me. Zing. Yeah. I just don't talk. Maybe they were trying to take out the fucking, you know, maybe they want like, well,
Starting point is 00:01:40 I didn't say any of it. I mean, they could just said amazing. Also LSU totally played Ole Miss this week. Oh, I didn't say any of it. They could have just said amazing. Also, LSU totally played Ole Miss this week. Oh. I think it may be Tulane. No, no. Definitely not Tulane, Austin.
Starting point is 00:01:51 Oh, no. Tulane. Definitely not Austin. Good point, Josh. Ole Miss beat them. Rushed the court. You had the – Auburn.
Starting point is 00:01:59 Rushed the court. Rushed the field and they had the defensive guy. Do you guys see that video? It's on the – I don't know if I saw the ending part of of it i was just watching touchdown after touchdown after touchdown after touchdown and they is it it's on the sheet austin yeah it's auburn though they play auburn yeah well i know he's right it's not old miss no it's two weekends it's two weekends from saturday well if we're talking about let's just start off with that video can you show them the video because it's
Starting point is 00:02:21 hilarious this is after old miss beats lsu at old miss they're rushing the field and there's a security guard who i don't know what he's doing oh my gosh it's giving crazy it was like paulart, the mall cop. Yes, like slowly. And then he just hammers that girl. Yeah, just absolutely crushes her in the neck. And with no real benefit. Like outside of crushing that girl, like he was just kind of bumping into. At best case, it looked like he was just trying to throw a little elbow.
Starting point is 00:03:03 But he wasn't stopping anybody until he just absolutely demolishes that poor woman yeah yeah she got the worst of it for sure like there's still going to be a mass crowd out in that field whether you take down 10 20 or 100 people security guard trying to take people down really until the girl he was just like trying to leave a bruise trying to let there be a message. He's catching a vibe. Whatever. It's crazy. So, well, maybe that's good because that starts the show. With that, instead of jumping. And listen, I get that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey are still dominating the news.
Starting point is 00:03:41 I don't know how much we can. She's going to go to every game. We're going to talk about it every week that she's at every game. Do you think she's going to... She was probably in New York for this one. I think she's going to go to a lot. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:03:56 The NFL is going to bring her to every game they can. They had more viewers than the Super Bowl. Insane. Wait a minute. That can't be right. I saw something that it was like there was more viewers at the Sunday night game than there was at like the Super Bowl. It was. I'm pumped.
Starting point is 00:04:16 That's not true. I mean, Vardy this morning was 29 million peak. The Super Bowl is like 120. Yeah. I swear to God I was seeing stuff about like tuning in on channels was more than. But that could have just is like 120. Yeah. I swear to God I was seeing stuff about like tuning in on channels was more than, but that could have just been like a process. Maybe it's like 13-year-old girls,
Starting point is 00:04:31 more 13-year-old girls, because they have like a gigantic. Well, I would assume if there were 10 13-year-old girls that joined, it would be more than usual. Right, so that's what I'm saying. I'm going to take that off. Sometimes the hat with the headphones don't work. So yeah, it's the huge news.
Starting point is 00:04:44 We're embroiled in our own which is as ironic a controversy as you can have because big cat who generally doesn't get himself he works for us he doesn't get himself involved i'm usually the controversy guy he's getting savaged because run off the internet like 30 million views on this video he did on pmt being like i think the gist of it was he's gonna have to see a sex video of taylor and travis to believe they're actually dating and it's not like a publicity stunt but the swifties i'm getting caught up in it people are coming at me people are coming people are coming at barstool now yeah it's like damn I mean look I'm I'm the biggest Swifty going we got me Keegs Brie you're probably on Big Cat's side no no I'm not probably probably let me let me see let me see the video
Starting point is 00:05:38 well all right do we have the video yeah sorry Big Cat we're gonna let more Swifties see it you know what all right I'll say this. If Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift release a sex video, I'll consummate this relationship and be like, fine. You guys can have sex.
Starting point is 00:05:52 You can be boyfriend, girlfriend. I don't buy it until I see some dick in vagina. Do you think? I'm saying that right now. Is she pregnant?
Starting point is 00:06:00 P and V. I haven't seen her drinking at these games. I saw her drinking some juice. P and V. Otherwise, it's not really drinking some juice. Should we demand it? I want to see. I want to see P and V. I haven't seen her drinking at these games. I saw her drinking some juice. P and V, otherwise it's not really. Drinking some juice.
Starting point is 00:06:06 Should we demand it? I want to see. I want to see P and V. I want to see insertion. I want to see P and A. P and A or P and V or P and M. Yeah, P and M is good. I'll take P.
Starting point is 00:06:16 I'll even take H on P. Hand? Yeah, I'll take a hand job. I'll see a hand job. That's fine. Give us a Lauren Bobbitt. Is that her name? Bobert. Bobert. Bobert. Yeah. Give'll take a hand job. I'll see a hand job. That's fine. Give us a Lauren Bobbitt. Is that her name? Bobert.
Starting point is 00:06:27 Bobert. Yeah. Give us a Lauren Bobert, and I will be like, you know what? These two lovebirds, they can't get their hands off each other. It's fine. Until that happens, I think it's fake, and I think it's for clicks, and I think Taylor Swift is using the NFL to try to make her star bigger. I would see some TF. I would see some TF.
Starting point is 00:06:45 I would see some TF. I would see TF. Max. I can see why he's getting annihilated. Yeah, for sure. Now, he's been taking this, like, since the beginning, he's been at war trying to say the NFL is bigger than Taylor Swift. He feels like he's fighting for
Starting point is 00:07:05 football and i mean it is now i'm upset i'm angry i'm a taylor swift fan i haven't defended dan i do think there is an element of this is clearly you're like i've used this analogy you go to a comedy club like it's pmt like he's talking to the pmt people and he doesn't believe the relationship is real but when you go into the taylor swift all bets are off and they are savaging him 30 million views that's crazy yeah i wish i could help the guy it's we texted earlier is he is he like down bad about it no No. I mean, he knows it's a joke. People like, don't you have a daughter and stuff? It stinks because I'd like to have his back, but I can't because I'm on the other.
Starting point is 00:07:55 Like, if this breaks out in war and there's a gun, I'm going to have to shoot Dan. Like, that's just how it goes. I am a Swifty so don't i i love the nfl but i love taylor swift what's bigger what the nfl or taylor swift yeah taylor swift i was having a a thought yesterday do you think and i think you're an actual globally i'm talking globally sorry to interrupt no but in, but yeah, she is bigger. In the United States, I would say football. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:29 I think globally she's got to be bigger, right? Globally, definitely bigger. She's known around the whole world. She can go anywhere and sell out in half a second. In the United States, I think overall, maybe the NFL is bigger than just her. Do other countries like watch the Super Bowl? Yes.
Starting point is 00:08:50 No, but I'm saying globally Taylor Swift. I'm just saying the NFL just in the United States. I think overall, like taking the entire NFL, everybody in it, the shield, all of it. I think that is bigger than just taylor just united states globally taylor no question yeah you may be able to argue in the united states she's bigger i was gonna say i feel like she's bigger in the united states too i don't know because it's like it's that's tough that's tough because i think there's more women who watch the NFL than necessarily men who are Taylor. But think about all of the little girls.
Starting point is 00:09:31 Yeah, but little boys love football. There's all the little boys. Yeah. I know, but there's also, think of the gay demographic. Yeah, the gays definitely aren't a Taylor. The girls and the gays are little girls. But the gays probably only make up like 1%. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:48 And Bree, we're from Massachusetts. Think about every housewife loves the Patriots. Yeah. Or like anywhere in the South. Yeah. Like Alabama, you're going to Texas. All of them care about football. That's their Sunday.
Starting point is 00:10:03 They schedule their week around Sunday. They don't do grocery shopping on Sunday because they're going to be watching football. They go do the groceries on Saturday or Thursday or whatever. People's lives are around football for sure in the States. But worldwide, it's no doubt I think it's Taylor. Globally, no doubt. Yeah, easily.
Starting point is 00:10:21 No doubt. And the fact that it's still going, again, it's a lot for me. It's overload. Like, I probably wouldn't have watched Sunday Night Football. It was the Jets and the Chiefs. Jets stink. But I was like glued to the TV.
Starting point is 00:10:35 That was a pretty good game, though, Dave. It ended up being, but I probably wanted to pay attention if it did end up being a good game. Yeah. She was also with like Blake Lively and Ryan. How does that work i think blake lively and taylor swift are like best friends hugh jackman was there wolverine newly single what's going on it was the craziest thing ever i mentioned ryan reynolds obviously married to blake but she was there sansa stark sophie turner was there there was some girl in
Starting point is 00:11:04 orange sabrina carpenter too sabrina carpenter was there there was some girl in orange pants Sabrina Carpenter too Sabrina Carpenter was there, there was some girl in orange pants just housing high noon every time they showed the booth, it was like so close to getting Taylor to drink one and she just wouldn't share it's like give her a fucking high noon
Starting point is 00:11:20 take a picture and I can retire, that's how powerful Taylor Swift is. But now people are mad. They're like, she's never going to drink one because of Big Cat. But it's your thing, not Big Cat's thing. I know, but that's what happens with Barstool. I know.
Starting point is 00:11:36 He's been on the other end of it plenty of times where I'm embroiled in a controversy, and people, probably you too, Brie. It's like somebody at barstool we are unique like that you don't generally see that with other like media companies if somebody says something it's like suddenly they speak for everybody even though we have like wildly different people across like big guy can say whatever the fuck he wants doesn't represent me i'm the opposite i love taylor i never disrespect mother like that but there it is i was waiting i was waiting every show you call her mother at least once so i was just waiting
Starting point is 00:12:11 for so imagine josh how distraught i was when big cat's like i want to see mother fuck i'm like yeah and then it like it went on for too long in the video with all of the acronyms and shit. There's no way you want to see an H and J. That's like the ugliest thing to see too. No, no, no. I don't want to see any of it. H and D? You really want to see a hand on dick?
Starting point is 00:12:34 Who wants to see a hand on dick? Stop it. That's the worst thing. They don't even put that really in porn. Think about it. Why would anyone want to see an H on D? It doesn't make any sense. I don't want to see T's H on D. I don't want to see any of it. I don't want to see H on D doesn't make any sense I don't want to see T's H on D
Starting point is 00:12:46 I don't want to see any of it I don't want to see any of it and not even just T's anybody I just hope she's fucking happy and if I have to watch every fucking or like that she's extremely happy
Starting point is 00:13:01 I just like is she fucking happy like or is she extremely happy hey cut it out Like, is she fucking happy? Or is she extremely happy? Hey, cut it out, Josh. You're sounding like a big cat. No, that was... That's an... Come on.
Starting point is 00:13:12 Don't twist it over here, Taylor Swift hater. She looks happy. She's happy. She does. She's happy. Do you see the picture of her and Travis Kelsey on TMZ
Starting point is 00:13:20 at the after party? Hand around Travis. They're looking all cute. It almost looked like she was maybe like playing with his earlobe a little bit or something. I was like, oh, that's nice. I love when a girl plays with the earlobe. I will say I don't like Brittany Mahomes getting the mix. She's in it.
Starting point is 00:13:36 I saw her. I saw her chatting up in the ear. And they went out the night before. It's the only time I. Yeah, I texted Kelly Keeks. By the way way me and kelly keys don't know what to do with dan we're like what are we gonna do about this it's because everyone's coming at us um but britney mahomes is bad news unless she's matured the whole mahomes
Starting point is 00:13:55 clan besides uh patrick is bad news i don't know why is why is britney bad news i feel like i never understood the britney hate. She's just annoying? Yeah, she's the same as Jackson, really. She was like, there's a couple things she's done. She always talks shit, puts herself in the center of these football arguments, so other fans get mad at her, and then she complains. There's the famous clip. The Chiefs won, I think, the AFC Championship, and she's in a suite where, warm, obviously, in a suite.
Starting point is 00:14:27 She's throwing water, right? And she's champagne. She brings out champagne, and she's, like, spraying the crowd. It's, like, negative 10 degrees. Oh, I remember this. And everyone's like, what the fuck are you doing? So, yeah, this. And that was posted from Jackson.
Starting point is 00:14:52 So that crew had a... The thing about that clip, I think if she was a different person and she would have done that, I don't think anyone would have cared. Yeah. Maybe. Because it's celebrating a big dump. You're telling me if it wasn't a loved wife
Starting point is 00:15:03 or someone that was loved by the NFL? And their champagne popping, going crazy. Everyone would have been like, they're a legend. They're a legend. You know what I mean? Maybe. Like, but there's a part of me, like, I went to a Bills-Patriots game last year. It was so cold.
Starting point is 00:15:21 And we were in a suite. You are aware, like, the people are freezing to death outside so to be like i'm gonna take champagne and and like throw buckets of water essentially on people in sub-arctic temperature you kind of have to be brain dead to do that i know what you're saying yeah i think both you guys would be if you're in a suite it would cross your mind these people probably don't want to be soaked right now. Yeah. For sure. For sure. But yeah, so I'm a little worried about that. It's just pages and pages.
Starting point is 00:15:52 Yeah, the NFL loves Taylor Swift. Why wouldn't it? I mean, they put the bio, right? Like Chiefs are 2-0 since being Swifties or something like that. That's like the NFL bio. Crazy. This was the rewind button on YouTube TV. It was their little heart thing really like going yeah going back and forth they're yeah they're making out like bandits with their shit yeah they are
Starting point is 00:16:12 yeah they are they know it they know it dude the nfl social was extra on like new highs like they said they hadn't had numbers like that since rihanna performing at halftime and also being pregnant at the same time and coming back from like being in like no one knows where she is for four years. That's the only time they've had the same numbers. Taylor Swift. And that's in the midst of the Super Bowl. You know what I mean? That Super Bowl, Rihanna coming back.
Starting point is 00:16:39 Yeah, and Taylor Swift's not even performing. She's just there. It's just Taylor Swift's just there. We put a picture. It was like somebody said a girl. It was like the NFL logo, but in the middle it said like, this is my first Taylor concert. That's kind of funny.
Starting point is 00:16:53 Stuff like that. Yeah, I mean, it's crazy because obviously I've been on the Taylor Swift bandwagon for a while now, but till this last tour, I don't remember it like being like this, maybe because she wasn't touring,
Starting point is 00:17:11 but ever since she started the tour. Yeah. She's gone. It's like, she's turned into a superhero. It she's elevated to a level that I can't remember any performer athlete. When did she start the Taylor's version things? A while ago.
Starting point is 00:17:28 She's been doing that for a while, I think. To me, she's like messy level. Yeah, she's like unbeatable. I know we're talking about it later, but Zach was at your show, right? He's as big as there is in country but like if taylor surf was just sitting there oh yeah yeah well did you see her trying to like leave her apartment in new york do you see that clip it's crazy and it's just the streets are flooded with people of her just leaving to go to the game. It's crazy.
Starting point is 00:18:06 So it is like a messy. Yeah. That's literally exactly like how it is with messy. Don't you guys feel like something happened? Well, obviously, the tour was great. I think it was the tour. It's the tour, 100%. I mean, dude, she's at a level that we haven't seen since like the Beatles or Michael Jackson or something. Yeah, that's the only one.
Starting point is 00:18:25 I wasn't really like alive for the – I was, but I wasn't like aware of the Michael Jackson stuff. Since I've been cognizant of like tours and things, I can't remember anything like this ever. It's just everything she does. Like maybe – The closest thing to me is like when he was oh that's literally what i just said yeah when justin bieber was bieber yeah jb when bieber was bieber at the start like that was it was insane that took over the world that took over the world every human being had an opinion on just yeah whether they hated him or loved him everyone
Starting point is 00:19:03 had yeah that's the last time i remember the people caring so much about someone. Yeah. I do think the NFL is going to be going down a slippery slope with Taylor of when do you start alienating people who love football and have no interest in Taylor, and you are jamming it down their throats. I could see it some, like, it's not going to happen toroats um i could see at some like it's not gonna happen to me but i could see some people like listen like this is i don't i don't want taylor
Starting point is 00:19:31 in my sundays but her video got booed at the giants game last night who got booed her like they played the video on the screen it got like pretty routinely booed so i think it's already starting and again that's the type of thing where if the swifties catch win that you're booing mother at night met life which is her house football or they show up and there's a war outside like met life that i think if you ask met life like hey you got to get rid of your football teams in order to keep taylor happy they all right see you giant see you jets you guys are out the door yeah but then taylor would have to perform there like once a year you know to do more yeah probably uh okay moving on from all the taylor news and again for the swifties out there
Starting point is 00:20:17 i fucking hate what dan did he's a scumbag but what do you want it's like he's you are not his own opinion yeah i'm not dan dan had and i do think he was probably joking and has been taken literally but you don't joke about mother just leave it alone by the way for a smart guy dan you gotta know you can that's the one person you cannot he's openly afraid of anonymous why would you fuck with the swifties yeah it's worse did you see that Heinz literally released a ketchup and ranch after they saw Taylor Swift was eating ketchup and ranch with chicken at the game I saw it on the sheet and I forgot to talk about her jeans sold out in a second too
Starting point is 00:20:54 oh what those shorts she was wearing anything she does yeah and that also is Kelly Keeg she's like I can't believe all this coverage enough is enough but I did buy the jeans she was wearing she went right on and bought them yeah I I was a little bit like. Enough is enough. But I did buy the jeans she was wearing. She went right on and bought them. Yeah, I was a little bit like, okay, they are shoving it down the throat when I think it was like McKinnon or something ran a touchdown in, and then it goes to Taylor Swift. And I was like, okay, this wasn't even Travis Kelsey that scored, and we're still going to Taylor Swift.
Starting point is 00:21:19 Every Kansas City play. The amount of men across. Silvano is getting matched. I don't see him. Where is he? Well, they're on defense. He amount of men across. Silvano is getting matches. I don't see him. Where is he? He's like, well, they're on defense. He's not on defense. A lot of those conversations surely going.
Starting point is 00:21:33 I think he got two of the first three passes of the game. He didn't do much of the rest. So I was like, oh, I get why Taylor likes him. He always has the ball. It's funny. All always has the ball. Yeah. It's funny. All right. Moving along. Mr. Beast is keeping two people in a room for 100 days.
Starting point is 00:21:51 Mr. Beast is teasing his upcoming experience where he's keeping two random strangers in a room for 100 days for 500 grand. The only way to get the money is if you both stay. I would be so pissed if my partner left. I'm not doing this. I would go crazy. If I stayed in and someone left,
Starting point is 00:22:09 I would go nuts. I would find that person and murder them. Wait a minute. Also, they don't see each other? No, you do see each other. You're in the room together
Starting point is 00:22:19 with the other person and you have to stay in that room for 100 days. But the thing is, is like, look, it would be better not to see the person. room has a bathroom it's not like your partner dave it's not like
Starting point is 00:22:31 someone who you're dating or something it's just like you and another person go into a room for 100 days if you both stay in you guys get 500 000 each but if someone leaves on day 30 and you stay 30 days you get nothing you both don't. Yeah, there's better ways to do this. What? Well, you got to like, that's the thing. You got to depend. The whole part of it is like you're together with the other person. No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:22:54 But there's like, there's some dating shows like this. The Circle? I don't need to really think. It's like, all right, if you leave and the other person stays. Is it The Circle? What? Is that what it leave and the other person stays. Is it the circle? You get the. What? Is that what it is?
Starting point is 00:23:08 I don't know. What are you saying? Keep talking. It may not make sense because I haven't thought it out. Okay. But let's say you leave and the other person stays. You get a million dollars. Now you can't see the other person.
Starting point is 00:23:24 So if you leave, the other person stays, you get a million. If you both stay, you get 500 grand. If you both leave, you get nothing. Okay. Yeah, that just seems like the obvious, though. Why is that obvious? Okay, if I stay, I win. If I leave, I go.
Starting point is 00:23:44 No, you have to stay, and the other person has to stay, and you don't know leave, I go. No, you have to stay and the other person has to stay and you don't know if they're staying. You can't see the other person. But me staying on my own for 100 days is a lot easier than me staying with someone that I don't fucking like for 100 days. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:23:57 You get a million if you leave and the other person stays. If I leave, I get money? These are DP rules. Yeah. person stays if i leave i get money if you leave dp rules yeah that doesn't even make any sense now why then everyone would just leave at the start of the game but you can't see you can't see if they're in there if you both leave you both get zero and you can't see each other though so if the other person leaves and the other person thinks they're staying, they stay the whole hundred. They left day two.
Starting point is 00:24:26 Other person stayed. You get the million. Let me rephrase it. If you both you can't see. You both leave. You get zero. If one person leaves and the other person stays, that person who leaves gets a million. Why both stay?
Starting point is 00:24:41 You get 500 grand. Why would you get rewarded for leaving and the other person having to stay there for 100 days the system beat the system you get the most so it's like are you being greedy it's a game of greed do you think because they put their faith in you and then you're like tricked you motherfucker right taking the money both stay you get 500 grand you get more if you leave and the other person's sitting there being like i stayed for the 500 grand it's a battle of morality yeah but the other person left you're sitting there for how a hundred days you get nothing the other person bounced in one day gets a million that's a terrible game i mean he's describing the prisoner's dilemma it's like a very like
Starting point is 00:25:20 common thing like in game theory that's like an exact theory. That's like an exact experiment that you described. It's a very common thing. Game theory, prison theory. What are you talking about, Austin? I just developed a fucking awesome game. Austin's wearing a monocle right now. Yeah, like, oh, that's very boring.
Starting point is 00:25:39 I've heard this one quite a few times before. It's like, oh. Superb. Anyways, yeah, i would definitely do this though i would definitely stay i would not i would do it it would be kind of sick if i got to have wi-fi and i could like stream it too i'm sure you i don't definitely do it i think you definitely have wi-fi bro i feel like mr beast is is legit i think he would make you try to go crazy in this room and it looks like a white padded mental hospital it looks like i was allowed to stream and shit that'd be so far i could just like stream chat go live while i'm stuck in this room for like 100 days mr beast is still he's going crazy he's got the logo he's got the logo
Starting point is 00:26:21 for the charlotte hornets too what oh that's crazy next to the jordan logo let's go mr beast yeah that is sweet 10 million a year a seven seven to ten mil jersey patch sponsorships are estimated to be oh seven million to ten million a year i guess when you get beast money you do whatever yeah he's like a billion yeah yeah't he? Yeah. Yeah, he's got that money. Shmoney. Man tries to bring emotional support alligator to a Major League Baseball game. I saw this. I mean, it's like. I love this alligator.
Starting point is 00:26:52 He's so cute. Have you seen him cuddling with people? No, let's see it. He was meant to be a dog. He was supposed to be born a dog. I will say. I don't know that I love. He doesn't bite like okay but what if he does once
Starting point is 00:27:07 how'd you come across him just walking down thousands of alligators in Pennsylvania really people get them for pets he was a wild alligator he's a Disney baby where's he sleep sometimes in my bed sometimes in the pond sometimes under the table
Starting point is 00:27:22 is there a Mrs. U no okay how do you know that My bed, sometimes it's pawned, sometimes it's on the table. Is there a Mrs. You? No. No? Okay. He loves to sit right. He does not bite. How do you know that? Because I've had him for seven years. He lives in my house. Lay down. Lay down. Is it okay if I touch his back right here? Yeah, you can touch anywhere.
Starting point is 00:27:38 Look, just rub. Wow. I can't believe I'm touching an alligator does he have teeth I'm probably sure he has teeth yeah he probably didn't like defang them yeah
Starting point is 00:27:53 rip all his freaking teeth out I like animals that would worry me I don't know that I would like I would want them around kids maybe I don't know yeah cause even like you even hear horror stories which dogs are the best animal in the even like you even hear horror stories which dogs are the best animal in the world but you even hear horror stories of dogs around babies you know what i mean like sometimes it's even like the dog just doesn't realize its own strength and it's around a baby and it cuts up a baby or something like it cuts it up all yeah like well you do hear horror
Starting point is 00:28:20 stories like what do you mean pushes it down the stairs on accident or something just by like they're playing by the stairs, the dog and the baby? A lot of crazy things. My friend got attacked by a dog last week. Just a good old dog too. No. Dave assumes her only friend is O'Malley. Dave thinks the only friend you have is O'Malley.
Starting point is 00:28:39 I mean, that's pretty fair assumption. She is my best friend. I don't know any of her other friends. I got the whole origin story at the planet. But what's so funny? That's just so funny that she goes like, yeah, one of my friends got attacked by a dog. Oh, O'Malley's dead. That's the only friend that could be that.
Starting point is 00:29:00 Why wouldn't she have just said O'Malley? You know O'Malley. I know O'Malley. We all know O'Malley. We would have known if Grace got attacked by O'Malley. I was adding context for the listeners if it was O'Malley. No, she's safe and sound. She didn't get attacked. I'm crying.
Starting point is 00:29:15 That's so funny to me. A pilot was fired after snorting coke off a woman's chest and trying to fly. A married pilot boasted about his night of partying, sex, and drugs to his stewardess friend that included snorting coke off on his chest before a 12-hour commercial flight the stewardess told her bosses which led the flight to be canceled the pilot to be sent home for drug test after he failed he was fired that's just a classic case of a guy who has uh misinterpreted his friendships yes with other people, 12-hour flight? I'd want my pilot on cocaine, too. To be a little jazzed up.
Starting point is 00:29:49 Yeah. But if you're telling a story to somebody, and then that somebody tattles on you, you've totally misjudged your relationship with that person. Well, he must have been blowed up when he was texting her, being like, oh, she's going to love this shit. This is crazy long text. Yeah, look at that.
Starting point is 00:30:10 It was a very, very naughty. Tell me everything. I hope it was even naughtier than us. That's crazy. She kind of baited him. Yeah, she said babes. That's wild. They were definitely banging. Yeah. I wonder how many pilots fuck their stewardesses. That may be why she tattled she's like this motherfucker i'm yeah him and that's like
Starting point is 00:30:31 he's not supposed to be cheating on me with someone else i'm the only one i'm the only mistress yeah damn and then she was like watch this bitch that's the worst she hit him with the worst he wrote like 10 million things she's like yeah that's not my cup of tea that's the worst oh man you're telling a super hot story and then she just hits him with yeah that's not my thing don't really like that i'm gonna get you fired yeah i'm gonna report you he goes yeah not a massive bucket list item for me either but one to tick off i guess haha nervous laugh yeah and then he's trying to change it he's like yeah things are getting a little out of control oh that's the worst text to get back oh my god yeah he tried Yeah, he tried to save his ass at the end there.
Starting point is 00:31:27 Oh, tough. That's some anxiety for that guy. Oh, yeah. Bella Porch and Dream spark dating rumors? Ooh la la. That ain't Dream. That's Dream in the middle. Dream's the guy we had on.
Starting point is 00:31:41 Yeah, that's Dream. The guy that we were like. The mask. And people accuse him of being ugly. That's why he was wearing had on. Yeah, that's Dream. The guy that we were like. The mask. And people accuse him of being ugly. That's why he's wearing the mask. Yeah. That's a great picture of him then. Well, he grew his hair out.
Starting point is 00:31:52 I sat next to him at the streamies and he didn't have his mask on. And I was like, I can't believe you got made fun of for being ugly. You're just like a regular looking dude. Yeah, I think he looks good there in the middle. Regular looking dude. Good for him. He's not ugly. Yeah, he's not good looking Regular looking dude. Good for him. He's not ugly. Yeah, he's not good looking.
Starting point is 00:32:08 At least when we had him. He's neither. Hey, Dream, I think you were cute. No, he's good. He's just not ugly is what I'm trying to say. Yeah, and I was saying he's not good looking. We need more men lifting up other men. But I'm saying in this picture, I think he is good looking.
Starting point is 00:32:22 But when we had him on, I didn't think. And by the way, I'm not saying he's ugly. So I don't want people to say it. Like, you wouldn't be like, oh, Dream's a good looking dude. I just did. Yeah, he wasn't, though. He's got a good jawline. Yeah, you don't want to.
Starting point is 00:32:36 Good jawline, good hair. Yeah. Good eyes. But, like, if someone singles something out of you, like, Dave good eyes, that's like you love hearing that. Yeah, but they may be like, he looks, he figured out his look. He grew his beard out a little. His hair looks nice. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:56 When we saw him, he wasn't good looking. He looks good looking in that picture with Bella Porch. Glow up. He had a glow up. He had a glow up. Looks great. Congrats on the glow up, Doug. What is this american prefers frozen pizza a state-by-state poll of 5 000 u.s adults found americans prefer
Starting point is 00:33:11 frozen ready-to-bake at home pizza over eating fresh pizza that's not true that can't that's not true that's crazy no frozen pizza is good though is good. Are you taking into account the hassle of getting the fresh pizza to your door? Because there's nobody on earth, take money aside and convenience aside, if you're like, hey, here's a fresh pizza versus a frozen pizza, nobody's taking it from you. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Now, Delizio doesn't shit at all.
Starting point is 00:33:42 Dude, I love him. He's been my biggest crush forever. I don't get it. What do you mean you don't get it? What's at all. Oh, dude, I love him. He's been my biggest crush forever. I don't get it. What do you mean you don't get it? What's the meme? I see it everywhere. It's that meme. It's that little picture.
Starting point is 00:33:52 It's just kind of like shoulder shrug, smile. Yeah, try to do it. Yeah. Yeah, do it, Dave. You got to like with your eyes. It's in your pockets, though. Like, oh, I might eat another frozen pizza. Yeah, that's good.
Starting point is 00:34:08 It's a funny meme. You can put like anything to it. I think that's why I was going viral. Julia Fox and Kanye West didn't have a sex life. That's too bad. I believe that. Now he's getting topped off on a fucking boat. Yeah, he was overdue.
Starting point is 00:34:23 Kanye says Cardi B is an industry plant. I don't give a fuck anything Kanye says. He's still saying shit? Yeah, he said that Cardi B is an industry plant. I thought he, like, went into hiding. I didn't know he was still. No, well, he's given blowjobs in Italy. That's true.
Starting point is 00:34:41 I don't think he was given the blowjob in Italy. He was on the receiving end. He's a receiver. Little Tay returns to social media. Yeah. Dude, that's crazy. That's the craziest thing ever. Her dad just said she was dead.
Starting point is 00:34:58 All bets are off. Everything she says is a lie that comes out of her mouth. I almost think that her father could have faked her own death, and this was also just a part of it, though. Then Lil Tay blaming the father and being like, fuck my father, that creepy pedophile weirdo, or whatever she was saying about him.
Starting point is 00:35:19 I think that might be all part of the plan. I think the dad could very well be in on that. I think the whole family's insane and all in on it you got little tay on the podcast i'd love to have little i feel like she would stab me are we just what really yeah she scares me maybe we could have her on zoom i just feel like you say things like that why do you say things like that right after we're talking about the guest maybe she'll josh dude she scares me if you can fake your own death and shit like you scare me you're crazy imagine a clip of her trying to stab josh and they're like wrestling for the knife oh my god that would be hilarious dude you could oh my
Starting point is 00:35:55 god yeah send her to let's do it dude little tay come come to the crib come do a podcast yeah are we waiting austin for like guests till we hire like a guest our new person or something yeah i just have a bunch of other yeah doing interviews and stuff that i wasn't really but someone one of our bookers actually was talking about potentially reaching out and i said we'll talk about it today the only thing was like the like little tay yeah oh shit well that's what it's like it's like that that aspect of it was like do we really want to talk about all that stuff oh because she came out that her dad was abusive oh no i don't want to talk about that yeah that's and that was like the main story what if we just put like that a knife on that table where josh is sitting her and the other and it's like let's see let's fight to the
Starting point is 00:36:40 death yeah what you guys are like the same age, right? How old is she? No, she's like 14. She's been 14 for 10 years, bro. She was like 10 when all that other stuff happened. Yeah, she was like nine when that stuff first happened. She's 16. Maybe we'll pass on little Tay. Maybe we'll pass. Why would we pass?
Starting point is 00:36:56 Well, because I don't want to talk about abuse, and she's very young. Yeah, she's 16. Well, what if we have a good podcast? Okay. We can have a good podcast. I don't know that. She had to get that out there. She had to tell her story. She probably doesn't we have a good podcast? Okay. We can have a good podcast. I don't know that. She had to get that out there. She had to tell her story.
Starting point is 00:37:09 She probably doesn't want to talk about it every day. I just don't know. You bring little Tay into the Thunderdome, and I feel like you play by her rules, not ours. You know what? But I'm okay with that. Oh, I didn't know. This is what she said about her dad. My abusive, racist, misogynistic, woman-beating father faked my death. Yeah, that's not great.
Starting point is 00:37:26 That's not good. That guy's everything under the moon, eh? Or whatever that saying is. Yeah, he's everything bad. But, like, you fake... I don't know. I don't know. The internet fell for AI again after a picture of Jennifer Lawrence, Scarlett Johansson, Megan Fox and Emma Watson went viral
Starting point is 00:37:45 would I have known I already knew it was fake when I saw it but and then when I saw it I'm like of course it's fake but if I didn't know it was fake I don't know if I would have fallen for it like Scarlett Johansson's dress is way too tight I noticed that too I was like she'd never
Starting point is 00:38:01 wear a dress like that Jennifer Lawrence would never. Yeah, I would never fall for that. But yeah, never mind. I'm not. Good photo. AI always makes everything so sexualized. Oh yeah, perverts.
Starting point is 00:38:16 Yeah, the perv nation over there. Because that's how it goes though. The nerds doing AI are like. Yeah, they're doing the porn the ai because you probably aren't getting like the best women when you're like the ai guys so you that's like their world you're just like tits yeah yeah um meta ai is celebrating ai bots including josh oh meta wants to refine their ai so it's less like you talking to a robot more like you're talking to a a person. One way Meta is doing this is by having characters you can talk to that are based on celebrities like Charlie DeMeo, Tom Brady,
Starting point is 00:38:50 Kendall Jenner, Snoop Dogg, and more. Josh is getting his own character that will be rolled out in weeks. What does that mean? Can we, like, have your AI on the pod instead of you? I wonder if you could. Maybe. That would be awesome if we did that and like we just say one of the next four episodes is ai josh can you figure out who it is i think you'd be able to
Starting point is 00:39:12 figure it out because like the ai you're playing isn't exactly me like you know what i mean like i'm playing kind of a character when i'm going to do that ai work so it's like a different kind of version than me but we're trying to figure out right now which character we're going with because I went and I did one and it worked and it was really funny but we might go down like you're doing like a character of like a version of yourself or like
Starting point is 00:39:35 kind of it's like what you're talking about like when I like it's it's like it's gonna look like me but it's not Josh Richards necessarily. Well, no, you're you. Yeah, it's going to be like playing a finance bro or something like that. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:39:51 So you would go and talk about investment stuff. And each character has different roles they play or different questions you would go to them with or different – So it's trying to do more dancing. Are you giving real financial advice theoretically i believe so yeah so they're trying to say i got it so it's like if you ask questions to people it's like you're talking to a real person and not like a robot yeah like because it's like charlie gamilio as coco dance enthusiast exactly so everyone's a character about like dancing and stuff like you know what i
Starting point is 00:40:25 mean charlie is being coco from like the movie no dave no her name is just coco that's a good coco it's a great movie and they dance they do dance they say there can be more than one dancer named coco man it actually seems like there's probably a lot of dancers for charlie to be coco the dancer when everyone thinks of... That's like one of my favorite movies. Have you seen Luca? Yep. You like it?
Starting point is 00:40:51 Yep. Okay, good. That's Colombian, right? No, Luca is when he's under... He's like... It's Italian. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen that one too.
Starting point is 00:41:02 Sea Creature. Yeah, that's my favorite. Yep, very good. What's the Colombian one? That's Coco? No. No, that's Mexican. What is the Colombian one?
Starting point is 00:41:13 Austin's looking it up. Colombian cartoon. Encanto? Encanto? Encanto? Oh, Encanto. Yeah, that one's good too. Wait, is it Encanto?
Starting point is 00:41:21 When you come up with Colombian cartoon, I'll show you. That's the first thing that comes up. I looked up Colombian animated. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's Encanto. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very good.
Starting point is 00:41:29 That one's good, yeah. Very good. I haven't watched that. Real good. Yep. The Sphere is open. Sick. I want to go.
Starting point is 00:41:41 It looks really sick. There's rumors of Harry Styles being the next residency, but I don't believe it. It's too good to be true. I think they charge $400,000 a day, I thought I read, for one day of advertising on the Sphere. Really? Oh.
Starting point is 00:41:55 Because it's a crazy ad. Yeah. That's nuts. Who would you guys want to see there, your top person that you'd want to see in the Sphere? I feel like Tame Impala would be insane there. Sick, yeah. Coldplay would be really dope.
Starting point is 00:42:09 Tame Impala. I don't know who that is. I think Coldplay would be so sick in the sphere. Coldplay would go nuts. Taylor Swift. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be fucking awesome.
Starting point is 00:42:24 Yeah. It would be cool many how many people does it see i'm not sure idea um breathe this next subject that couldn't be more on your page i watched it last night the golden bachelor 18 600 oh that's not that big golden bachelor golden bachelor so it's 70 year old bachelor uh jerry turner his wife passed away died uh i believe of cancer like 40 or something i think it was cancer like after being married for 40 years yeah 22 of the contestants ages 60 to 75 says brie started watching it crying i instantly instantly instant tears because he was like that was my best friend yeah through everything my life partner i don't have her in my bed anymore i want to share this life with someone i love i was like fuck me and the show is gonna be like the normal bachelor if a girl or a guy loses they're generally like very attractive people they're in their 20s like
Starting point is 00:43:19 who fucking cares you'll be fine like if you're 70 or 68 and you go to the end and you think you found your life partner for the rest of your life and you lose you don't go to the bowling alley and meet another fucking set even the rose ceremonies when like these i'm just picturing my mom being up there being like oh my god you didn't pick me and then walking away and crying i cried it's going to be the saddest most emotional show it's a brilliant idea i guess by abc but i mean i usually could give a fuck less this is like real emotion i i'm invested i don't want to be invested i don't like to cry at stuff like this and i knew yeah it's just this is just this is gonna be heartstrings. Yeah, it is. I hope it ends beautifully.
Starting point is 00:44:08 Well, it can't. But what if there's that one lady throughout the show we start watching? Yeah, but it's the other lady who thinks she's that lady. I know, everyone thinks they're that lady. Guys, he looks really good for 72. Oh, and he's the sweetest. He's the nicest, smiliest guy, man. Maybe. It is. He's the nicest, smiliest guy, man. Maybe.
Starting point is 00:44:25 It is. It's very sad. Like, I teared up a little bit when that one woman, not full tear, but it was like building. When she read the note, I don't know why it hit me. The dollar's like, I won't be there until you have food in your teeth. I know. I know. And she's like, yeah, it's just tough show.
Starting point is 00:44:44 Yeah, it's tough man Mick Jagger yeah Mick Jagger may lose his may leave his fortune to charity good guy well does he have any family yes oh damn eight kids
Starting point is 00:44:59 and he said fuck them they don't need 500 million to live well he said we gotta leave them like a couple you'd think that's your kids come on bro like at least give them like even if it's like a couple hundred thousand something for the children like just give them like a hundred mil each and then what you probably have like three kids that's still 200 mil maybe do 250 to charity, 250 to the kids. Dude, I would hate whatever charity my dad left all of his money to. That's how you create murderers.
Starting point is 00:45:31 Yeah. 100%. That's how you have someone kill. That's how you have someone kill their parents before they sign a new will. You know what I'm saying? Right here. Maybe he's going to leave some. He's got to.
Starting point is 00:45:41 He's got to. That's your family. Yeah. Because every parent in the world wants to become rich to set up their kids i feel like i can see the element of like you don't want your kid to be some entitled douchey yeah of course like so then be like but like something you leave i would there's other ways there's other ways to make sure your kid doesn't become an yeah just like instill good morals in them and be a good dad. Yeah, be there. Be there as a parent.
Starting point is 00:46:06 There's a couple options you can have besides the money thing. The girlfriend effect. A new TikTok friend called the girlfriend effect suggests men glow up when they begin dating their girlfriends. I think this is a true theory. Oh, I don't.
Starting point is 00:46:22 Yeah, I don't know. I've seen it a lot. Where girls help guys dress better. Really? I feel like maybe oh I don't yeah I don't know I've seen it a lot where girls like help guys dress better really I feel like maybe guys can do the office like oh I got a girlfriend
Starting point is 00:46:32 I got a girlfriend I don't really have to like work out I can start like just sit on a couch I don't have to that's fair fat
Starting point is 00:46:38 but girls that like like care about what their boyfriend wear and stuff they'll like dress you up like I think I think it's a like it's a confidence thing and it's not caring that much like when people are confident like care about what their boyfriend wear and stuff they'll like dress you up like i think i think it's a like it's a confidence thing and it's not caring that much like when people are
Starting point is 00:46:49 confident and they'd like you can tell they don't really care about what other people think they walk through and they gotta strut they seem more attractive too just because of that confidence and when you have a girlfriend i feel like you have more confidence because like you're like got more swag what do i gotta do what do i gotta do I got to do? Like I'm already set. I go home. Got my girl. You know what I'm saying? So it's like it's easy.
Starting point is 00:47:14 But I do see what Dave's saying when it's like you're kind of like I got a girlfriend. Why do I need to like dress up as well? Why do I need to like, you know? But I think it's more like you're going out. Maybe I'll let the next day go before I shave. I'm fat right now. It's like, oh, fat. I don't have to do anything. Girlfriend, like. But does't do anything. Girlfriend.
Starting point is 00:47:25 But does Silvana ever help you pick out an outfit? Yeah, but we don't agree. I don't like her taste on me. I think she has bad taste for me. The thing she likes, I don't. I don't wear the skinny jeans because she hates those. That was a good move by her. That was a good move.
Starting point is 00:47:44 She wants me baggy wants me like baggy. She likes baggy. Well, that's the age thing. It might be tough for you to wear baggy clothes. Baggy, I feel like short. That's fair. Baggy, short people
Starting point is 00:48:00 shouldn't wear baggy. Correct. I looked like I was 6'4 when I was wearing those skinny jeans. That's fair. I see makes you look taller. I looked like I was 6'4 when I was wearing those skinny jeans. That's fair. Well. I see why you're wearing them. I don't know if you're 6'4. Yeah, no, I did.
Starting point is 00:48:10 No. Bobby Altaf faces criticism for offset interview. I don't understand. I saw parts of this. This is her thing. What do you mean? Why is she getting criticized? It's like she hates us.
Starting point is 00:48:22 Fine. But what is she getting roasted for? hates us fine but what she like what is she getting roasted for this is what she does no yeah it's a weird thing with the internet just for some reason doesn't seem to get that she's in character and takes everything that she says seriously oh okay wait can we see the clip sure this looked like a clip from everyone i've i don't get it so yeah you can see it i don't i totally don't get it yeah really fly though and it's like you don't get it i was trying to understand you don't have to be so mean i'm not being me i'm not being me it's just you don't get it so i'm very passionate about the people that don't get it because they need to get it because they dress like you and they'd be lost
Starting point is 00:48:58 oh no like why would you go 2000s tank with the open button up i don't claim to be into fashion you do yeah but see the thing is if that was the case and you would have just came in here with a big ass hoodie on and some sweatpants you really tried to you put that together it's just not all the way together but i can get it together okay what would you do differently definitely we'll put a little moisturizer down there and then i would definitely have i wouldn't i wouldn't go tan with tank with the tan shoe just because that's the obvious so it's a little hot outside and you talked about heat right like with my boots you have on long jeans yes given 36 year old mom you're 26 you shouldn't plan so you should stay down there and not up there
Starting point is 00:49:45 oh so people are just saying she couldn't handle it i don't know i zoned out it's it's the same to me it's like just this that's her interviews they all have the same vibe to me yeah i feel like she kind of just lets the guest go and she just says like yeah well i don't know why you're doing this that's kind of fucked up offset kind of went off looks at the camera and then she but that's like her whole shtick. Like Offset knows what's going on going in. I don't know. I don't get the controversy.
Starting point is 00:50:09 Yeah, that's stupid. I think he's hilarious, dude. He is. All right. Wait, Jimmy Butler actually did this? Yeah, he does this every year. He does a big media day thing
Starting point is 00:50:21 or like he's done the last two years, I guess. Oh, he's a jokester? He's a prankster? Yeah, he likes to do the crazy hair for media day. That's funny. And he also is like like he's done his last two years i guess oh he's a jokester he's a prankster yeah he likes to do the crazy hair for media day that's pretty awesome and he also was like he's upset because they didn't get um damian lillard so he's saying the hair matched his emotional state but yeah it was crazy he looks like uh andre 3000 with the hair um bff's corner let's go Let's go Rich Dave.
Starting point is 00:50:45 Dave makes Massachusetts history with new house. Dave makes history after buying the most expensive house ever sold in Massachusetts with his $42 million Nantucket home. Dave's new home reportedly has a tunnel that connects the main house with the guest house, although he denies that. It does not have tunnel wait this house is sick dave yeah it does dude just said it i have not no no tunnel it is my dream house uh in my dream location so yeah i'm psyched about it congratulations thank you my dream has always
Starting point is 00:51:20 been i'm gonna get sentimental so i i been going there talking a long time you go i could afford to rent for a day then two then i rented for like a week whatever the worst part was always you go home on the ferry and it's so depressing it's like oh my vacation's over so my dream was to get a place with privacy that i could see the ferry leave because it makes me appreciate being able to be on the island so that island so yeah so that's what i was looking for so yeah i'm very happy i'll have that house it is the most expensive i guess it shouldn't be surprising because nantucket's the most expensive place but i feel like that's surprising for me 40 42 that's really crazy that's really crazy i thought it would be more expensive in like Newton or something.
Starting point is 00:52:06 It's not low, but you wouldn't think that would. Yeah. I don't know, guys. I was thinking that was quite a bit. 42 mil. Well, it is. Of course it is, but I thought there would be something for, I don't know. If you look at the Hamptons, Hamptons is hundreds of millions.
Starting point is 00:52:23 Yeah. I think the thing in Nantucket, the houses that are nice, and there are much nicer houses, mine's awesome, but they never go for sale. They're generational wealth and families. So these don't come on the market very much.
Starting point is 00:52:37 So good for them. Josh lands at 25 on Forbes top 50 creator of 2023 list with the picture right out of guest jeans. Let's go, Josh. Thank you, guys. Thank you. Thank you. Entrepreneur score three.
Starting point is 00:52:52 Average engagement 1.60. Don't know what that means. Total followers 34 million. Earnings 5 million. Other notable names. MrBeast1. Jake Paul 3. Is Jake Paul a creator?
Starting point is 00:53:06 Yeah. Well, I guess because he does the he fights youtubers not really though wasn't his last fight against no it was against fury oh i still think of him as a youtuber because he dates molly mai no charlie de mayo five matt rife nine don't know who that is. Matt Reif is the comedian that we kind of... The attractive one that we had. Too attractive to be funny. That guy is that high up? Yes. He makes so much money. He's been on tour like every single
Starting point is 00:53:36 day this past year. Wow. Addison Rae 23. Alex Earl 42. Liv Dunn 48. Alex Earl makes more than Livy Dunn? That's crazy. That's incredible. Or is it not just money? I think it's money.
Starting point is 00:53:49 It's not just money. I don't think it's just money. But I think she definitely makes more than Livy Dunn. I think it has to do with clout this year, too. Just like how big of a creator you were this year and stuff. Like Matt Rife's year was this year. That's why he would have been number nine. Gotcha.
Starting point is 00:54:03 He also made bank. He probably also made bank he probably also made bank but like i think it's more than just money yeah josh and gabby asked tiktok to settle their first fight josh and gabby took tiktok to ask them to settle their argument because josh apparently doesn't tell gabby about his work trips until she asked or extremely last minute let's watch the tiktok and then i will will declare a winner along with Brie. I lost. This week, I was like, yo, I got to go to Buffalo on Friday for the Bills game.
Starting point is 00:54:35 I'm giving her like a pretty big notice. It's a Tuesday. So you're going to watch a game with a bunch of girls. Well, I'm sure there'll be a woman in the stadium. That's a problem. One day, I was like, okay, what do you have to do tomorrow? And he was like, oh, I'm going to Vegas. Girls, tell me. I mean, if you're going to Vegas, invite me to go to Vegas.
Starting point is 00:54:49 If it was like, I don't know, Kentucky, go alone. But Vegas? Kentucky? Is that a made-up place? Kentucky. Kentucky? Oh, yeah. I went to Vegas for one day, and it was a planned poker match that was live-streamed to the world.
Starting point is 00:55:03 He didn't tell me that. Girls, please, tell me that you're feeling what I'm feeling right now. I'm on her side. You gotta tell your girl from what you're doing. I'm on Josh's side, but Sylvana, that could have been Sylvana speaking right there, all the way to the Kentucky thing.
Starting point is 00:55:19 Wait, you don't think you should tell your girlfriend your schedule? But he said he told her Tuesday. I told her Tuesday and it was Friday. But you didn't think you should tell your girlfriend Like your schedule But he said he told her Tuesday I told her Tuesday and it was Friday You didn't tell her you were going to Vegas That was a different one that was a pre-plan Before I started dating Gabby That was like early into our relationship
Starting point is 00:55:34 It had been something that got scheduled Before me and Gabby started dating Then it came up and I had like forgotten about it Like it slipped my mind Like I forgot I was going to Vegas I'll do a lot of things in a week Was this the day you lost your wallet I forgot about it like it slipped my mind like i forgot i was going to vegas i'll do a lot of things in a week was this the day you lost your wallet i forgot about it me i don't know if we have boston that little cameo he just made but it was so cute she it's a she everyone thinks it's a boy we have a permanent cam actually on i episode. I love that little stretchy stretch.
Starting point is 00:56:06 And fall asleep. I agree with Josh in the first fight with the, you told her Tuesday, that's fine. But the Vegas one, you got to tell her, man. Yeah, I think I'm just going to share my calendar. I'm just going to put this on you, Brie. Why? Like, Zach travels more than probably all of us combined. So, like, what, is he just, like, go on my tour schedule? Or, like, what's he doing?
Starting point is 00:56:25 Our calendars are connected. Oh. But I don't use calendars. That's what I'm going to do. I actually have to send, I'll send Silvana like a list, but she just forgets. Like I can say the same thing a hundred times.
Starting point is 00:56:37 Well, no. Yeah, we travel so much that we had to connect the calendars. That was the top like comment actually on my post was you guys should josh should share his calendar with gabby so then this never happens again and i was like that's a really good idea because then i don't even have to tell her yeah because you probably that's probably true you do forget things like zach forgets he's traveling sometimes or he doesn't remember
Starting point is 00:56:57 or it's like when you just get told like you have this you're traveling this time next week you're gonna go there next week like it's like it kind of just like you forget about it and i just start being like all right i'll go wherever just like tell me when i'm go like and i'll remember two days before communication i gotta go to lisbon or whatever yes um we mentioned at the top me and zach brian are now like boys met her met him at uh breeze yeah you guys were you guys sat together for the show right yeah yeah yeah did you guys get off that's yeah we got along well we got along well it's nice to meet him there was did he tell you did he tell you how i sort of insulted him no how'd you insult him maybe he did i didn't know i didn't know who the special guest was and okay you were announcing it and you're like going through a bunch of things and i was like i'm i'm like oh it's zach and
Starting point is 00:57:56 you're like he's five seven and right when you said that i'm like is it you he looks at and goes bro I am not 5'7 I was like oh yeah oh that's funny no he didn't tell me that yeah it was very funny it was a bloodbath but no I liked him he got super nice of him to go yeah he said you were a lot different
Starting point is 00:58:18 in real life he said you're like the sweetest guy I am a sweet guy he was like he's just a guy he's just a sweet guy i'm like i tried to tell you i'm the same in person not i talk honestly i will say i notice his move he doesn't clap he doesn't like or laugh he does yeah yeah that's his move when he likes something yeah uh yeah so no it was good to meet him it was good it was a great show pack crowd um so i was glad that i could get to see that show and i think that's about it i oh i i got invited on plan
Starting point is 00:58:54 brie oh yeah and dave's gonna come on plan brie next week have you ever been on plan brie josh yeah like three times damn all right oh they love, there's one other question from the show. They love me. The girl raised her hand. She's like, tell me the truth. Who's your favorite BFF? Whoa. She said me.
Starting point is 00:59:16 She said me. It's on tape. What the fuck, Bri? Hey, listen, boys. Listen, Dave was there supporting me. Josh wasn't. I didn't get invited. I wasn't invited.
Starting point is 00:59:30 Yeah, I didn't invite Dave. I didn't even know it was happening. My bad. Whatever. Well, me and Zach were there. You could have been at our party. I would have loved to hang out with y'all if I got the invite. Could have sat with the guys.
Starting point is 00:59:41 Could have sat with the boys. Yeah, me, Zach, and Austin. Would have loved it. Would have loved it. Would have been there. You know, Grace was telling everyone Austin was her boyfriend at the after party. No, I didn't know that.
Starting point is 00:59:51 I didn't know that either until people were asking me, like, are you dating O'Malley? I was like, what? Yeah, she told me that this morning. Alright, I'll see you guys. See you guys. Bye. People are going to start shipping Austin and Grace. I know.

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