BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - DAVE AND ZACH BRYAN NEW BFFS? — BFFs EP. 148
Episode Date: October 5, 2023We’re joined by Bri’s new dog Boston and get into the headlines with Taylor Swift and Travis Kecle dominating the news and the NFL, Big Cat getting into hot water over his Taylor Swift joke and Da...ve’s reaction to it, Mr. Beast keeping two people in a room for 100 days for $500,000, a man trying to bring his emotional support alligator to a baseball game, a pilot fired for doing drugs off a woman’s chest before flying, Bella Poarch and Dream dating rumors, Ole Miss security guard taking out fans, Americans preferring frozen pizza over regular pizza, if the BFFs get the Kevin James meme, Lil Tay’s return, viral AI photo duping people, Josh becoming an AI character, the opening of the Las Vegas sphere, the Golden Bachelor, Mick Jagger leaving his fortune to charity instead of his kids, the girlfriend effect, and Bobbi Althoff catching heat for her interview with Offset. We finish with BFFs Corner where Dave made history with the most expensive house buy ever in Massachusetts (without tunnels), Josh on the Forbes Top Creators list, Dave and Bri’s ruling on Josh and Gabi’s first fight as a couple, Bri’s first live show in Chicago, and Dave’s first meeting with Zach Bryan and his accidental insult towards Zach. Support Our Sponsor! Raising Canes: Come for the chicken fingers and stay for sauce! Order online at https://RaisingCanes.com Subscribe to the podcast now: https://barstool.link/3m4Q0Fq Check out the BFFs Social Media Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bffspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BFFsPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bffspodYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod
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did they want they just dropped a new retro collection that is and then they spell amazing
a h hyphen m a z hyphen i n g so did they be like, yeah, like I don't really talk like that.
Like I would never describe raising.
I'd be like,
it's fucking awesome.
Like they're the best chicken race of the game.
I believe that,
but I would never be like,
Oh,
me.
Zing.
Yeah.
I just don't talk.
Maybe they were trying to take out the fucking,
you know,
maybe they want like,
well,
I didn't say any of it.
I mean,
they could just said amazing.
Also LSU totally played Ole Miss this week. Oh, I didn't say any of it. They could have just said amazing. Also, LSU totally played Ole Miss this week.
Oh.
I think it may be Tulane.
No, no.
Definitely not Tulane, Austin.
Oh, no.
Tulane.
Definitely not Austin.
Good point, Josh.
Ole Miss beat them.
Rushed the court.
You had the –
Auburn.
Rushed the court.
Rushed the field and they had the defensive guy.
Do you guys see that video?
It's on the –
I don't know if I saw the ending part of of it i was just watching touchdown after touchdown after touchdown after
touchdown and they is it it's on the sheet austin yeah it's auburn though they play auburn yeah well
i know he's right it's not old miss no it's two weekends it's two weekends from saturday well if
we're talking about let's just start off with that video can you show them the video because it's
hilarious this is after old miss beats lsu at
old miss they're rushing the field and there's a security guard who i don't know what he's doing
oh my gosh it's giving crazy it was like paulart, the mall cop. Yes, like slowly.
And then he just hammers that girl.
Yeah, just absolutely crushes her in the neck.
And with no real benefit.
Like outside of crushing that girl, like he was just kind of bumping into.
At best case, it looked like he was just trying to throw a little elbow.
But he wasn't stopping anybody until he just absolutely demolishes that poor woman yeah yeah she got the worst of it for
sure like there's still going to be a mass crowd out in that field whether you take down 10 20 or
100 people security guard trying to take people down really until the girl he was just like
trying to leave a bruise trying to let there be a message. He's catching a vibe. Whatever.
It's crazy.
So, well, maybe that's good because that starts the show.
With that, instead of jumping.
And listen, I get that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey are still dominating the news.
I don't know how much we can.
She's going to go to every game.
We're going to talk about it every week that she's at
every game. Do you think she's going to...
She was probably in New York
for this one. I think she's going
to go to a lot.
I don't know.
The NFL is going to bring her to every game they
can. They had more viewers
than the Super Bowl.
Insane. Wait a minute.
That can't be right.
I saw something that it was like there was more viewers at the Sunday night game than there was at like the Super Bowl.
It was.
I'm pumped.
That's not true.
I mean, Vardy this morning was 29 million peak.
The Super Bowl is like 120.
Yeah.
I swear to God I was seeing stuff about like tuning in on channels was more than. But that could have just is like 120. Yeah. I swear to God I was seeing stuff about like
tuning in on channels was more than,
but that could have just been like a process.
Maybe it's like 13-year-old girls,
more 13-year-old girls,
because they have like a gigantic.
Well, I would assume if there were 10 13-year-old girls
that joined, it would be more than usual.
Right, so that's what I'm saying.
I'm going to take that off.
Sometimes the hat with the headphones don't work.
So yeah, it's the huge news.
We're embroiled in our own which is as ironic
a controversy as you can have because big cat who generally doesn't get himself he works for us he
doesn't get himself involved i'm usually the controversy guy he's getting savaged because
run off the internet like 30 million views on this video he did on pmt being like i
think the gist of it was he's gonna have to see a sex video of taylor and travis to believe they're
actually dating and it's not like a publicity stunt but the swifties i'm getting caught up in
it people are coming at me people are coming people are coming at barstool now yeah it's like damn I mean look I'm I'm the biggest Swifty going we got me Keegs Brie you're
probably on Big Cat's side no no I'm not probably probably let me let me see let me see the video
well all right do we have the video yeah sorry Big Cat we're gonna let more Swifties see it
you know what all right I'll say this.
If Travis Kelsey and
Taylor Swift release a
sex video, I'll consummate
this relationship and be
like, fine.
You guys can have sex.
You can be boyfriend,
girlfriend.
I don't buy it until I
see some dick in vagina.
Do you think?
I'm saying that right
now.
Is she pregnant?
P and V.
I haven't seen her
drinking at these games.
I saw her drinking some
juice.
P and V.
Otherwise, it's not really drinking some juice. Should we demand it? I want to see. I want to see P and V. I haven't seen her drinking at these games. I saw her drinking some juice. P and V, otherwise it's not really.
Drinking some juice.
Should we demand it?
I want to see.
I want to see P and V.
I want to see insertion.
I want to see P and A.
P and A or P and V or P and M.
Yeah, P and M is good.
I'll take P.
I'll even take H on P.
Hand?
Yeah, I'll take a hand job.
I'll see a hand job.
That's fine.
Give us a Lauren Bobbitt. Is that her name? Bobert. Bobert. Bobert. Yeah. Give'll take a hand job. I'll see a hand job. That's fine. Give us a Lauren Bobbitt.
Is that her name?
Bobert.
Bobert.
Yeah.
Give us a Lauren Bobert, and I will be like, you know what?
These two lovebirds, they can't get their hands off each other.
It's fine.
Until that happens, I think it's fake, and I think it's for clicks,
and I think Taylor Swift is using the NFL to try to make her star bigger.
I would see some TF. I would see some TF.
I would see some TF.
I would see TF.
Max.
I can see why he's getting annihilated.
Yeah, for sure.
Now, he's been taking this, like, since the beginning,
he's been at war trying to say the NFL is bigger than Taylor Swift.
He feels like he's fighting for
football and i mean it is now i'm upset i'm angry i'm a taylor swift fan i haven't defended dan
i do think there is an element of this is clearly you're like i've used this analogy you go to a
comedy club like it's pmt like he's talking to the pmt
people and he doesn't believe the relationship is real but when you go into the taylor swift
all bets are off and they are savaging him 30 million views that's crazy yeah i wish i could
help the guy it's we texted earlier is he is he like down bad about it no No. I mean, he knows it's a joke.
People like, don't you have a daughter and stuff?
It stinks because I'd like to have his back, but I can't because I'm on the other.
Like, if this breaks out in war and there's a gun, I'm going to have to shoot Dan.
Like, that's just how it goes.
I am a Swifty so don't
i i love the nfl but i love taylor swift what's bigger what the nfl or taylor swift yeah taylor
swift i was having a a thought yesterday do you think and i think you're an actual globally i'm
talking globally sorry to interrupt no but in, but yeah, she is bigger.
In the United States, I would say football.
Yeah, yeah.
I think globally she's got to be bigger, right?
Globally, definitely bigger.
She's known around the whole world.
She can go anywhere and sell out in half a second.
In the United States, I think overall,
maybe the NFL is bigger than just her.
Do other countries like watch the Super Bowl?
Yes.
No, but I'm saying globally Taylor Swift.
I'm just saying the NFL just in the United States.
I think overall, like taking the entire NFL, everybody in it, the shield, all of it.
I think that is bigger than just taylor just
united states globally taylor no question yeah you may be able to argue in the united states
she's bigger i was gonna say i feel like she's bigger in the united states too i don't know
because it's like it's that's tough that's tough because i think there's more women who watch the NFL than necessarily men who are Taylor.
But think about all of the little girls.
Yeah, but little boys love football.
There's all the little boys.
Yeah.
I know, but there's also, think of the gay demographic.
Yeah, the gays definitely aren't a Taylor.
The girls and the gays are little girls.
But the gays probably only make up like 1%.
Yeah.
And Bree, we're from Massachusetts.
Think about every housewife loves the Patriots.
Yeah.
Or like anywhere in the South.
Yeah.
Like Alabama, you're going to Texas.
All of them care about football.
That's their Sunday.
They schedule their week around Sunday.
They don't do grocery shopping on Sunday
because they're going to be watching football.
They go do the groceries on Saturday or Thursday or whatever.
People's lives are around football for sure in the States.
But worldwide, it's no doubt I think it's Taylor.
Globally, no doubt.
Yeah, easily.
No doubt.
And the fact that it's still going,
again, it's a lot for me.
It's overload.
Like, I probably wouldn't have watched Sunday Night Football.
It was the Jets and the Chiefs.
Jets stink.
But I was like glued to the TV.
That was a pretty good game, though, Dave.
It ended up being, but I probably wanted to pay attention if it did end up being a good game.
Yeah.
She was also with like Blake Lively and Ryan.
How does that work
i think blake lively and taylor swift are like best friends hugh jackman was there wolverine
newly single what's going on it was the craziest thing ever i mentioned ryan reynolds obviously
married to blake but she was there sansa stark sophie turner was there there was some girl in
orange sabrina carpenter too sabrina carpenter was there there was some girl in orange pants Sabrina Carpenter too
Sabrina Carpenter was there, there was some girl in orange pants
just housing high noon
every time they showed
the booth, it was like
so close to getting Taylor to drink one
and she just wouldn't share
it's like give her a fucking high noon
take a picture and I can
retire, that's how powerful
Taylor Swift is.
But now people are mad.
They're like, she's never going to drink one because of Big Cat.
But it's your thing, not Big Cat's thing.
I know, but that's what happens with Barstool.
I know.
He's been on the other end of it plenty of times where I'm embroiled in a controversy,
and people, probably you too, Brie.
It's like somebody at barstool
we are unique like that you don't generally see that with other like media companies
if somebody says something it's like suddenly they speak for everybody even though we have like
wildly different people across like big guy can say whatever the fuck he wants
doesn't represent me i'm the opposite i love taylor i never disrespect mother like that but there it is
i was waiting i was waiting every show you call her mother at least once so i was just waiting
for so imagine josh how distraught i was when big cat's like i want to see mother fuck i'm like
yeah and then it like it went on for too long in the video with all of the acronyms and shit.
There's no way you want to see an H and J.
That's like the ugliest thing to see too.
No, no, no.
I don't want to see any of it.
H and D?
You really want to see a hand on dick?
Who wants to see a hand on dick?
Stop it.
That's the worst thing.
They don't even put that really in porn.
Think about it.
Why would anyone want to see an H on D?
It doesn't make any sense.
I don't want to see T's H on D. I don't want to see any of it. I don't want to see H on D doesn't make any sense I don't want to see T's H on D
I don't want to see any of it
I don't want to see any of it
and not even just T's anybody
I just hope she's fucking happy
and
if I have to watch every fucking
or like that she's
extremely happy
I just
like is she fucking happy like or is she extremely happy hey cut it out Like, is she fucking happy?
Or is she extremely happy?
Hey, cut it out, Josh.
You're sounding like a big cat.
No, that was...
That's an...
Come on.
Don't twist it over here,
Taylor Swift hater.
She looks happy.
She's happy.
She does.
She's happy.
Do you see the picture of her
and Travis Kelsey on TMZ
at the after party?
Hand around Travis.
They're looking all cute.
It almost looked like she was maybe like playing with his earlobe a little bit or something.
I was like, oh, that's nice.
I love when a girl plays with the earlobe.
I will say I don't like Brittany Mahomes getting the mix.
She's in it.
I saw her.
I saw her chatting up in the ear.
And they went out the night before.
It's the only time I.
Yeah, I texted Kelly Keeks.
By the way way me and
kelly keys don't know what to do with dan we're like what are we gonna do about this it's because
everyone's coming at us um but britney mahomes is bad news unless she's matured the whole mahomes
clan besides uh patrick is bad news i don't know why is why is britney bad news i feel like i never
understood the britney hate. She's just annoying?
Yeah, she's the same as Jackson, really. She was like, there's a couple things she's done.
She always talks shit, puts herself in the center of these football arguments,
so other fans get mad at her, and then she complains.
There's the famous clip.
The Chiefs won, I think, the AFC Championship,
and she's in a suite where, warm, obviously, in a suite.
She's throwing water, right?
And she's champagne.
She brings out champagne, and she's, like, spraying the crowd.
It's, like, negative 10 degrees.
Oh, I remember this.
And everyone's like, what the fuck are you doing?
So, yeah, this.
And that was posted from Jackson.
So that crew had a... The thing about that clip,
I think if she was a different person
and she would have done that,
I don't think anyone would have cared.
Yeah.
Maybe.
Because it's celebrating a big dump.
You're telling me if it wasn't a loved wife
or someone that was loved by the NFL?
And their champagne popping, going crazy.
Everyone would have been like, they're a legend.
They're a legend.
You know what I mean?
Maybe.
Like, but there's a part of me, like, I went to a Bills-Patriots game last year.
It was so cold.
And we were in a suite.
You are aware, like, the people are freezing to death outside so
to be like i'm gonna take champagne and and like throw buckets of water essentially on people in
sub-arctic temperature you kind of have to be brain dead to do that i know what you're saying
yeah i think both you guys would be if you're in a suite it would cross your mind these people
probably don't want to be soaked right now. Yeah. For sure. For sure.
But yeah, so I'm a little worried about that.
It's just pages and pages.
Yeah, the NFL loves Taylor Swift.
Why wouldn't it?
I mean, they put the bio, right?
Like Chiefs are 2-0 since being Swifties or something like that.
That's like the NFL bio.
Crazy. This was the rewind button on YouTube TV.
It was their little heart thing really like going yeah
going back and forth they're yeah they're making out like bandits with their shit yeah they are
yeah they are they know it they know it dude the nfl social was extra on like new highs like they
said they hadn't had numbers like that since rihanna performing at halftime and also being pregnant at the same time and coming back from like being in like no one
knows where she is for four years.
That's the only time they've had the same numbers.
Taylor Swift.
And that's in the midst of the Super Bowl.
You know what I mean?
That Super Bowl, Rihanna coming back.
Yeah, and Taylor Swift's not even performing.
She's just there.
It's just Taylor Swift's just there.
We put a picture.
It was like somebody said a girl. It was like the NFL
logo, but in the middle it said like,
this is my first Taylor concert.
That's kind of funny.
Stuff like that. Yeah, I mean,
it's crazy
because obviously
I've been on the Taylor Swift bandwagon
for a while now,
but till this last tour,
I don't remember it like being like this,
maybe because she wasn't touring,
but ever since she started the tour.
Yeah.
She's gone.
It's like,
she's turned into a superhero.
It she's elevated to a level that I can't remember any performer athlete.
When did she start the Taylor's version things?
A while ago.
She's been doing that for a while, I think.
To me, she's like messy level.
Yeah, she's like unbeatable.
I know we're talking about it later,
but Zach was at your show, right?
He's as big as there is in country but like if taylor surf was just sitting there oh yeah yeah well did you see her trying to like leave her apartment
in new york do you see that clip it's crazy and it's just the streets are flooded with people
of her just leaving to go to the game. It's crazy.
So it is like a messy.
Yeah.
That's literally exactly like how it is with messy.
Don't you guys feel like something happened?
Well, obviously, the tour was great.
I think it was the tour.
It's the tour, 100%. I mean, dude, she's at a level that we haven't seen since like the Beatles or Michael Jackson or something.
Yeah, that's the only one.
I wasn't really like alive for the – I was, but I wasn't like aware of the Michael Jackson stuff.
Since I've been cognizant of like tours and things, I can't remember anything like this ever.
It's just everything she does.
Like maybe –
The closest thing to me is like when he was oh
that's literally what i just said yeah when justin bieber was bieber yeah jb when bieber was bieber
at the start like that was it was insane that took over the world that took over the world
every human being had an opinion on just yeah whether they hated him or loved him everyone
had yeah that's the last time i remember the people caring so much about someone.
Yeah.
I do think the NFL is going to be going down a slippery slope with Taylor
of when do you start alienating people who love football
and have no interest in Taylor,
and you are jamming it down their throats.
I could see it some, like, it's not going to happen toroats um i could see at some like it's not gonna
happen to me but i could see some people like listen like this is i don't i don't want taylor
in my sundays but her video got booed at the giants game last night who got booed her like
they played the video on the screen it got like pretty routinely booed so i think it's already
starting and again that's the type of thing where if the swifties catch win
that you're booing mother at night met life which is her house football or they show up and there's
a war outside like met life that i think if you ask met life like hey you got to get rid of your
football teams in order to keep taylor happy they all right see you giant see you jets you guys
are out the door yeah but then taylor would have to perform there like once a year you know to do
more yeah probably uh okay moving on from all the taylor news and again for the swifties out there
i fucking hate what dan did he's a scumbag but what do you want it's like he's you are not his
own opinion yeah i'm not dan
dan had and i do think he was probably joking and has been taken literally but you don't joke
about mother just leave it alone by the way for a smart guy dan you gotta know you can that's the
one person you cannot he's openly afraid of anonymous why would you fuck with the swifties
yeah it's worse did you see that Heinz literally
released a ketchup and ranch after they saw Taylor Swift was eating ketchup and ranch with chicken
at the game I saw it on the sheet and I forgot to talk about her jeans sold out in a second too
oh what those shorts she was wearing anything she does yeah and that also is Kelly Keeg she's like
I can't believe all this coverage enough is enough but I did buy the jeans she was wearing
she went right on and bought them yeah I I was a little bit like. Enough is enough. But I did buy the jeans she was wearing.
She went right on and bought them.
Yeah, I was a little bit like, okay, they are shoving it down the throat when I think it was like McKinnon or something ran a touchdown in,
and then it goes to Taylor Swift.
And I was like, okay, this wasn't even Travis Kelsey that scored,
and we're still going to Taylor Swift.
Every Kansas City play.
The amount of men across.
Silvano is getting matched. I don't see him. Where is he? Well, they're on defense. He amount of men across. Silvano is getting matches.
I don't see him.
Where is he?
He's like, well, they're on defense.
He's not on defense.
A lot of those conversations surely going.
I think he got two of the first three passes of the game.
He didn't do much of the rest.
So I was like, oh, I get why Taylor likes him.
He always has the ball.
It's funny. All always has the ball. Yeah. It's funny.
All right.
Moving along.
Mr. Beast is keeping two people in a room for 100 days.
Mr. Beast is teasing his upcoming experience
where he's keeping two random strangers in a room for 100 days for 500 grand.
The only way to get the money is if you both stay.
I would be so pissed if my partner left.
I'm not doing this.
I would go crazy.
If I stayed in
and someone left,
I would go nuts.
I would find that person
and murder them.
Wait a minute.
Also,
they don't see each other?
No, you do see each other.
You're in the room together
with the other person
and you have to stay in that room
for 100 days.
But the thing is,
is like,
look,
it would be better
not to see the person. room has a bathroom it's not like your partner dave it's not like
someone who you're dating or something it's just like you and another person go into a room for
100 days if you both stay in you guys get 500 000 each but if someone leaves on day 30 and you
stay 30 days you get nothing you both don't. Yeah, there's better ways to do this.
What?
Well, you got to like, that's the thing.
You got to depend.
The whole part of it is like you're together with the other person.
No, no, no, no.
But there's like, there's some dating shows like this.
The Circle?
I don't need to really think.
It's like, all right, if you leave and the other person stays.
Is it The Circle? What? Is that what it leave and the other person stays. Is it the circle?
You get the.
What?
Is that what it is?
I don't know.
What are you saying?
Keep talking.
It may not make sense because I haven't thought it out.
Okay.
But let's say you leave and the other person stays.
You get a million dollars.
Now you can't see the other person.
So if you leave, the other person stays, you get a million.
If you both stay, you get 500 grand.
If you both leave, you get nothing.
Okay.
Yeah, that just seems like the obvious, though.
Why is that obvious?
Okay, if I stay, I win.
If I leave, I go.
No, you have to stay, and the other person has to stay, and you don't know leave, I go. No, you have to stay
and the other person has to stay
and you don't know if they're staying.
You can't see the other person.
But me staying on my own for 100 days
is a lot easier than me staying with someone
that I don't fucking like for 100 days.
You know what I mean?
You get a million if you leave
and the other person stays.
If I leave, I get money?
These are DP rules. Yeah. person stays if i leave i get money if you leave dp rules yeah that doesn't even make any sense now
why then everyone would just leave at the start of the game but you can't see you can't see if
they're in there if you both leave you both get zero and you can't see each other though so if
the other person leaves and the other person thinks they're staying, they stay the whole hundred.
They left day two.
Other person stayed.
You get the million.
Let me rephrase it.
If you both you can't see.
You both leave.
You get zero.
If one person leaves and the other person stays, that person who leaves gets a million.
Why both stay?
You get 500 grand.
Why would you get rewarded for leaving and the other person having to stay
there for 100 days the system beat the system you get the most so it's like are you being greedy
it's a game of greed do you think because they put their faith in you and then you're like tricked
you motherfucker right taking the money both stay you get 500 grand you get more if you leave and
the other person's sitting there being like i stayed for the 500 grand it's a battle of morality yeah but the other person left you're sitting there
for how a hundred days you get nothing the other person bounced in one day gets a million
that's a terrible game i mean he's describing the prisoner's dilemma it's like a very like
common thing like in game theory that's like an exact theory. That's like an exact
experiment that you described.
It's a very common thing.
Game theory, prison theory.
What are you talking about, Austin? I just developed a fucking
awesome game. Austin's wearing a monocle right now.
Yeah, like, oh,
that's very boring.
I've heard this one quite a few times before.
It's like, oh.
Superb. Anyways, yeah, i would definitely do this though i would definitely stay i would not i would do it it would be kind of sick if i got
to have wi-fi and i could like stream it too i'm sure you i don't definitely do it i think you
definitely have wi-fi bro i feel like mr beast is is legit i think he would make you try to go
crazy in this room and it looks like a white padded mental hospital it looks like i was allowed
to stream and shit that'd be so far i could just like stream chat go live while i'm stuck in this
room for like 100 days mr beast is still he's going crazy he's got the logo he's got the logo
for the charlotte hornets too what oh that's crazy next to the jordan logo
let's go mr beast yeah that is sweet 10 million a year a seven seven to ten mil jersey patch
sponsorships are estimated to be oh seven million to ten million a year i guess when you get beast
money you do whatever yeah he's like a billion yeah yeah't he? Yeah. Yeah, he's got that money. Shmoney.
Man tries to bring emotional support alligator to a Major League Baseball game.
I saw this.
I mean, it's like.
I love this alligator.
He's so cute.
Have you seen him cuddling with people?
No, let's see it. He was meant to be a dog.
He was supposed to be born a dog.
I will say.
I don't know that I love.
He doesn't bite like
okay but what if he does once
how'd you come across him just walking down
thousands of alligators in Pennsylvania
really people get them for pets
he was a wild alligator
he's a Disney baby
where's he sleep
sometimes in my bed sometimes in the pond
sometimes under the table
is there a Mrs. U
no okay how do you know that My bed, sometimes it's pawned, sometimes it's on the table. Is there a Mrs. You? No. No? Okay.
He loves to sit right. He does not bite.
How do you know that?
Because I've had him for seven years. He lives in my house.
Lay down. Lay down.
Is it okay if I touch his back right here?
Yeah, you can touch anywhere.
Look, just rub.
Wow.
I can't believe I'm touching an alligator
does he have teeth
I'm probably sure
he has teeth
yeah he probably didn't like defang them
yeah
rip all his freaking teeth out
I like animals that would worry me I don't know that I would like
I would want them around kids maybe I don't know
yeah
cause even like you even hear horror stories which dogs are the best animal in the even like you even hear horror stories which dogs are the
best animal in the world but you even hear horror stories of dogs around babies you know what i
mean like sometimes it's even like the dog just doesn't realize its own strength and it's around
a baby and it cuts up a baby or something like it cuts it up all yeah like well you do hear horror
stories like what do you mean pushes it down the stairs on accident or something just by like
they're playing by the stairs, the dog and the baby?
A lot of crazy things.
My friend got attacked by a dog last week.
Just a good old dog too.
No.
Dave assumes her only friend is O'Malley.
Dave thinks the only friend you have is O'Malley.
I mean, that's pretty fair assumption.
She is my best friend.
I don't know any of her other friends.
I got the whole origin story at the planet.
But what's so funny?
That's just so funny that she goes like, yeah, one of my friends got attacked by a dog.
Oh, O'Malley's dead.
That's the only friend that could be that.
Why wouldn't she have just said O'Malley?
You know O'Malley.
I know O'Malley.
We all know O'Malley.
We would have known if Grace got attacked by O'Malley. I was adding context for the listeners if it was O'Malley.
No, she's safe and sound.
She didn't get attacked.
I'm crying.
That's so funny to me.
A pilot was fired after snorting coke off a woman's chest and trying to fly.
A married pilot boasted about his night of partying, sex, and drugs to his stewardess friend that included snorting coke off on his chest before a 12-hour commercial flight
the stewardess told her bosses which led the flight to be canceled the pilot to be sent home
for drug test after he failed he was fired that's just a classic case of a guy who has uh misinterpreted
his friendships yes with other people, 12-hour flight?
I'd want my pilot on cocaine, too.
To be a little jazzed up.
Yeah.
But if you're telling a story to somebody,
and then that somebody tattles on you,
you've totally misjudged your relationship with that person.
Well, he must have been blowed up when he was texting her,
being like, oh, she's going to love this shit.
This is crazy long text.
Yeah, look at that.
It was a very, very naughty.
Tell me everything. I hope
it was even naughtier than us. That's crazy.
She kind of baited him.
Yeah, she said babes. That's wild.
They were definitely banging.
Yeah. I wonder how many pilots
fuck their stewardesses. That may be why she tattled she's like this motherfucker i'm yeah him and that's like
he's not supposed to be cheating on me with someone else i'm the only one i'm the only mistress
yeah damn and then she was like watch this bitch
that's the worst she hit him with the worst he wrote like 10 million things she's like yeah
that's not my cup of tea that's the worst oh man you're telling a super hot story
and then she just hits him with yeah that's not my thing don't really like that i'm gonna get you fired yeah i'm gonna report you he goes yeah not a massive
bucket list item for me either but one to tick off i guess haha nervous laugh yeah and then he's
trying to change it he's like yeah things are getting a little out of control oh that's the
worst text to get back oh my god yeah he tried Yeah, he tried to save his ass at the end there.
Oh, tough.
That's some anxiety for that guy.
Oh, yeah.
Bella Porch and Dream spark dating rumors?
Ooh la la.
That ain't Dream.
That's Dream in the middle.
Dream's the guy we had on.
Yeah, that's Dream.
The guy that we were like.
The mask.
And people accuse him of being ugly. That's why he was wearing had on. Yeah, that's Dream. The guy that we were like. The mask. And people accuse him of being ugly.
That's why he's wearing the mask.
Yeah.
That's a great picture of him then.
Well, he grew his hair out.
I sat next to him at the streamies and he didn't have his mask on.
And I was like, I can't believe you got made fun of for being ugly.
You're just like a regular looking dude.
Yeah, I think he looks good there in the middle.
Regular looking dude.
Good for him.
He's not ugly. Yeah, he's not good looking Regular looking dude. Good for him. He's not ugly.
Yeah, he's not good looking.
At least when we had him.
He's neither.
Hey, Dream, I think you were cute.
No, he's good.
He's just not ugly is what I'm trying to say.
Yeah, and I was saying he's not good looking.
We need more men lifting up other men.
But I'm saying in this picture, I think he is good looking.
But when we had him on, I didn't think.
And by the way, I'm not saying he's ugly.
So I don't want people to say it.
Like, you wouldn't be like, oh, Dream's a good looking dude.
I just did.
Yeah, he wasn't, though.
He's got a good jawline.
Yeah, you don't want to.
Good jawline, good hair.
Yeah.
Good eyes.
But, like, if someone singles something out of you, like, Dave good eyes, that's like you love hearing that.
Yeah, but they may be like, he looks, he figured out his look.
He grew his beard out a little.
His hair looks nice.
Yeah.
When we saw him, he wasn't good looking.
He looks good looking in that picture with Bella Porch.
Glow up.
He had a glow up.
He had a glow up.
Looks great.
Congrats on the glow up, Doug.
What is this american prefers frozen pizza a state-by-state poll of 5 000 u.s adults found americans prefer
frozen ready-to-bake at home pizza over eating fresh pizza that's not true that can't that's
not true that's crazy no frozen pizza is good though is good. Are you taking into account the hassle of getting the fresh pizza to your door?
Because there's nobody on earth, take money aside and convenience aside,
if you're like, hey, here's a fresh pizza versus a frozen pizza,
nobody's taking it from you.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah.
Now, Delizio doesn't shit at all.
Dude, I love him.
He's been my biggest crush forever.
I don't get it. What do you mean you don't get it? What's at all. Oh, dude, I love him. He's been my biggest crush forever. I don't get it.
What do you mean you don't get it?
What's the meme?
I see it everywhere.
It's that meme.
It's that little picture.
It's just kind of like shoulder shrug, smile.
Yeah, try to do it.
Yeah.
Yeah, do it, Dave.
You got to like with your eyes.
It's in your pockets, though.
Like, oh, I might eat another frozen pizza.
Yeah, that's good.
It's a funny meme.
You can put like anything to it.
I think that's why I was going viral.
Julia Fox and Kanye West didn't have a sex life.
That's too bad.
I believe that.
Now he's getting topped off on a fucking boat.
Yeah, he was overdue.
Kanye says Cardi B is an industry plant.
I don't give a fuck anything Kanye says.
He's still saying shit?
Yeah, he said that Cardi B is an industry plant.
I thought he, like, went into hiding.
I didn't know he was still.
No, well, he's given blowjobs in Italy.
That's true.
I don't think he was given the blowjob in Italy.
He was on the receiving end.
He's a receiver.
Little Tay returns to social media.
Yeah.
Dude, that's crazy.
That's the craziest thing ever. Her dad just
said she was dead.
All bets are off.
Everything she says is
a lie that comes out of her mouth.
I almost think that her father could have faked her own death,
and this was also just a part of it, though.
Then Lil Tay blaming the father and being like,
fuck my father, that creepy pedophile weirdo,
or whatever she was saying about him.
I think that might be all part of the plan.
I think the dad could very well be in on that.
I think the whole family's insane and all in on it you got little tay on the podcast i'd love to have
little i feel like she would stab me are we just what really yeah she scares me maybe we could have
her on zoom i just feel like you say things like that why do you say things like that right after
we're talking about the guest maybe she'll josh dude she scares me if you can fake
your own death and shit like you scare me you're crazy imagine a clip of her trying to stab josh
and they're like wrestling for the knife oh my god that would be hilarious dude you could oh my
god yeah send her to let's do it dude little tay come come to the crib come do a podcast yeah are
we waiting austin for like guests till we hire like a guest our new person or
something yeah i just have a bunch of other yeah doing interviews and stuff that i wasn't really
but someone one of our bookers actually was talking about potentially reaching out and i
said we'll talk about it today the only thing was like the like little tay yeah oh shit well that's
what it's like it's like that that aspect of it was like do we really want to talk about all that stuff oh because she came out that her dad was abusive oh no i don't want to
talk about that yeah that's and that was like the main story what if we just put like that a knife
on that table where josh is sitting her and the other and it's like let's see let's fight to the
death yeah what you guys are like the same age, right? How old is she?
No, she's like 14.
She's been 14 for 10 years, bro.
She was like 10 when all that other stuff happened.
Yeah, she was like nine when that stuff first happened.
She's 16.
Maybe we'll pass on little Tay.
Maybe we'll pass. Why would we pass?
Well, because I don't want to talk about abuse, and she's very young.
Yeah, she's 16.
Well, what if we have a good podcast?
Okay.
We can have a good podcast.
I don't know that. She had to get that out there. She had to tell her story. She probably doesn't we have a good podcast? Okay. We can have a good podcast. I don't know that.
She had to get that out there.
She had to tell her story.
She probably doesn't want to talk about it every day.
I just don't know.
You bring little Tay into the Thunderdome, and I feel like you play by her rules, not ours. You know what?
But I'm okay with that.
Oh, I didn't know.
This is what she said about her dad.
My abusive, racist, misogynistic, woman-beating father faked my death.
Yeah, that's not great.
That's not good.
That guy's everything under the moon, eh?
Or whatever that saying is.
Yeah, he's everything bad.
But, like, you fake...
I don't know.
I don't know.
The internet fell for AI again after a picture of Jennifer Lawrence, Scarlett Johansson, Megan Fox and Emma Watson went viral
would I have known
I already knew it was fake when I saw it
but and then when I saw it I'm like of course
it's fake but if I didn't know it was
fake I don't know if I would have fallen for it
like Scarlett Johansson's dress is
way too tight
I noticed that too I was like she'd never
wear a dress like that
Jennifer Lawrence would never.
Yeah, I would never fall for that.
But yeah, never mind.
I'm not.
Good photo.
AI always makes everything so sexualized.
Oh yeah, perverts.
Yeah, the perv nation over there.
Because that's how it goes though.
The nerds doing AI are like.
Yeah, they're doing the porn the ai because you probably aren't
getting like the best women when you're like the ai guys so you that's like their world you're just
like tits yeah yeah um meta ai is celebrating ai bots including josh oh meta wants to refine their
ai so it's less like you talking to a robot more like you're talking to a a person. One way Meta is doing this is by having characters you can talk to
that are based on celebrities like Charlie DeMeo, Tom Brady,
Kendall Jenner, Snoop Dogg, and more.
Josh is getting his own character that will be rolled out in weeks.
What does that mean?
Can we, like, have your AI on the pod instead of you?
I wonder if you could.
Maybe.
That would be awesome if we did that and like we just say one
of the next four episodes is ai josh can you figure out who it is i think you'd be able to
figure it out because like the ai you're playing isn't exactly me like you know what i mean like
i'm playing kind of a character when i'm going to do that ai work so it's like a different kind
of version than me but we're trying to figure out right now which character we're going
with because I went and I did one
and it worked and it was really funny
but we might go down
like you're doing like a character of like a
version of yourself or like
kind of it's like what you're talking about
like when I
like it's it's like
it's gonna look like me
but it's not Josh Richards necessarily.
Well, no, you're you.
Yeah, it's going to be like playing a finance bro or something like that.
You know what I mean?
So you would go and talk about investment stuff.
And each character has different roles they play
or different questions you would go to them with or different –
So it's trying to do more dancing.
Are you giving real financial advice theoretically i believe so yeah so they're
trying to say i got it so it's like if you ask questions to people it's like you're talking to
a real person and not like a robot yeah like because it's like charlie gamilio as coco dance
enthusiast exactly so everyone's a character about like dancing and stuff like you know what i
mean charlie is being coco from like the movie no dave no her name is just coco that's a good
coco it's a great movie and they dance they do dance they say there can be more than one dancer
named coco man it actually seems like there's probably a lot of dancers for charlie to be coco
the dancer when everyone thinks of...
That's like one of my favorite movies.
Have you seen Luca?
Yep.
You like it?
Yep.
Okay, good.
That's Colombian, right?
No, Luca is when he's under...
He's like...
It's Italian.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've seen that one too.
Sea Creature.
Yeah, that's my favorite.
Yep, very good.
What's the Colombian one?
That's Coco?
No.
No, that's Mexican.
What is the Colombian one?
Austin's looking it up.
Colombian cartoon.
Encanto?
Encanto?
Encanto?
Oh, Encanto.
Yeah, that one's good too.
Wait, is it Encanto?
When you come up with Colombian cartoon,
I'll show you.
That's the first thing that comes up.
I looked up Colombian animated.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's Encanto.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Very good.
That one's good, yeah.
Very good.
I haven't watched that.
Real good.
Yep.
The Sphere is open.
Sick.
I want to go.
It looks really sick.
There's rumors of Harry Styles being the next residency,
but I don't believe it.
It's too good to be true.
I think they charge $400,000 a day, I thought I read,
for one day of advertising on the Sphere.
Really?
Oh.
Because it's a crazy ad.
Yeah.
That's nuts.
Who would you guys want to see there,
your top person that you'd want to see in the Sphere?
I feel like Tame Impala would be insane there.
Sick, yeah.
Coldplay would be really dope.
Tame Impala.
I don't know who that is.
I think Coldplay would be so sick in the sphere.
Coldplay would go nuts.
Taylor Swift.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That'd be fucking awesome.
Yeah. It would be cool many how many people does it
see i'm not sure idea um breathe this next subject that couldn't be more on your page i watched it
last night the golden bachelor 18 600 oh that's not that big golden bachelor golden bachelor so
it's 70 year old bachelor uh jerry turner his wife passed away died uh i believe of cancer like 40 or something
i think it was cancer like after being married for 40 years yeah 22 of the contestants ages 60 to 75
says brie started watching it crying i instantly instantly instant tears because he was like that
was my best friend yeah through everything my life partner i don't have her in my bed anymore i want to share this life with someone i love i was like fuck me and the show is gonna be like the normal bachelor
if a girl or a guy loses they're generally like very attractive people they're in their 20s like
who fucking cares you'll be fine like if you're 70 or 68 and you go to the end and you think you found your life
partner for the rest of your life and you lose you don't go to the bowling alley and meet another
fucking set even the rose ceremonies when like these i'm just picturing my mom being up there
being like oh my god you didn't pick me and then walking away and crying i cried it's going to be the saddest most emotional show it's
a brilliant idea i guess by abc but i mean i usually could give a fuck less this is like
real emotion i i'm invested i don't want to be invested i don't like to cry at stuff like this
and i knew yeah it's just this is just this is gonna be heartstrings. Yeah, it is.
I hope it ends beautifully.
Well, it can't.
But what if there's that one lady throughout the show we start watching?
Yeah, but it's the other lady who thinks she's that lady.
I know, everyone thinks they're that lady.
Guys, he looks really good for 72.
Oh, and he's the sweetest.
He's the nicest, smiliest guy, man.
Maybe. It is. He's the nicest, smiliest guy, man. Maybe.
It is.
It's very sad.
Like, I teared up a little bit when that one woman, not full tear, but it was like building.
When she read the note, I don't know why it hit me.
The dollar's like, I won't be there until you have food in your teeth.
I know.
I know.
And she's like, yeah, it's just tough show.
Yeah, it's tough man
Mick Jagger
yeah Mick Jagger may
lose his may leave his
fortune to charity
good guy
well does he have any family
yes oh damn eight kids
and he said fuck them
they don't need 500 million to live well he said
we gotta leave them like
a couple you'd think
that's your kids come on bro like at least give them like even if it's like a couple hundred
thousand something for the children like just give them like a hundred mil each and then what
you probably have like three kids that's still 200 mil maybe do 250 to charity, 250 to the kids. Dude, I would hate whatever charity my dad left all of his money to.
That's how you create murderers.
Yeah.
100%.
That's how you have someone kill.
That's how you have someone kill their parents before they sign a new will.
You know what I'm saying?
Right here.
Maybe he's going to leave some.
He's got to.
He's got to.
That's your family.
Yeah.
Because every parent in the
world wants to become rich to set up their kids i feel like i can see the element of like you don't
want your kid to be some entitled douchey yeah of course like so then be like but like something you
leave i would there's other ways there's other ways to make sure your kid doesn't become an
yeah just like instill good morals in them and be a good dad. Yeah, be there. Be there as a parent.
There's a couple options you can have
besides the money thing.
The girlfriend effect. A new TikTok
friend called the girlfriend
effect suggests men glow up
when they begin dating their girlfriends.
I think this is a true theory.
Oh, I don't.
Yeah, I don't know. I've seen it a lot.
Where girls help guys dress better. Really? I feel like maybe oh I don't yeah I don't know I've seen it a lot where girls like
help guys dress better
really
I feel like
maybe
guys can do the office
like oh I got a girlfriend
I got a girlfriend
I don't really have to like
work out
I can start like
just sit on a couch
I don't have to
that's fair
fat
but girls that like
like care about
what their boyfriend
wear and stuff
they'll like dress you up
like I think
I think it's a like it's a confidence thing and it's not caring that much like when people are confident like care about what their boyfriend wear and stuff they'll like dress you up like i think i
think it's a like it's a confidence thing and it's not caring that much like when people are
confident and they'd like you can tell they don't really care about what other people think they
walk through and they gotta strut they seem more attractive too just because of that confidence
and when you have a girlfriend i feel like you have more confidence because like you're like
got more swag what do i gotta do what do i gotta do I got to do? Like I'm already set.
I go home.
Got my girl.
You know what I'm saying?
So it's like it's easy.
But I do see what Dave's saying when it's like you're kind of like I got a girlfriend.
Why do I need to like dress up as well?
Why do I need to like, you know? But I think it's more like you're going out.
Maybe I'll let the next day go before I shave.
I'm fat right now.
It's like, oh, fat.
I don't have to do anything.
Girlfriend, like. But does't do anything. Girlfriend.
But does Silvana ever help you pick out an outfit?
Yeah, but we don't agree.
I don't like her taste on me.
I think she has bad taste for me.
The thing she likes, I don't.
I don't wear the skinny jeans because she hates those.
That was a good move by her.
That was a good move.
She wants me baggy wants me like baggy.
She likes baggy.
Well, that's the age thing.
It might be tough for you to wear
baggy clothes.
Baggy, I feel like short.
That's fair.
Baggy, short people
shouldn't wear baggy. Correct.
I looked like I was 6'4 when I was
wearing those skinny jeans. That's fair. I see makes you look taller. I looked like I was 6'4 when I was wearing those skinny jeans.
That's fair.
Well.
I see why you're wearing them.
I don't know if you're 6'4.
Yeah, no, I did.
No.
Bobby Altaf faces criticism for offset interview.
I don't understand.
I saw parts of this.
This is her thing.
What do you mean?
Why is she getting criticized?
It's like she hates us.
Fine.
But what is she getting roasted for? hates us fine but what she like what is she getting
roasted for this is what she does no yeah it's a weird thing with the internet just for some
reason doesn't seem to get that she's in character and takes everything that she says seriously
oh okay wait can we see the clip sure this looked like a clip from everyone i've i don't get it so
yeah you can see it i don't i totally don't get it yeah
really fly though and it's like you don't get it i was trying to understand you don't have to be so mean i'm not being me i'm not being me it's just you don't get it so i'm very passionate about the
people that don't get it because they need to get it because they dress like you and they'd be lost
oh no like why would you go 2000s tank with the open button up i don't claim to be into fashion you do yeah but see the
thing is if that was the case and you would have just came in here with a big ass hoodie on and
some sweatpants you really tried to you put that together it's just not all the way together
but i can get it together okay what would you do differently definitely we'll put a little
moisturizer down there and then i would definitely have i wouldn't
i wouldn't go tan with tank with the tan shoe just because that's the obvious so it's a little hot
outside and you talked about heat right like with my boots you have on long jeans yes given 36 year
old mom you're 26 you shouldn't plan so you should stay down there and not up there
oh so people are just saying she couldn't handle it i don't know i zoned out it's it's the same
to me it's like just this that's her interviews they all have the same vibe to me yeah i feel
like she kind of just lets the guest go and she just says like yeah well i don't know why you're
doing this that's kind of fucked up offset kind of went off looks at the camera and then she but
that's like her whole shtick.
Like Offset knows what's going on going in.
I don't know.
I don't get the controversy.
Yeah, that's stupid.
I think he's hilarious, dude.
He is.
All right.
Wait, Jimmy Butler
actually did this?
Yeah, he does this every year.
He does a big media day thing
or like he's done
the last two years, I guess.
Oh, he's a jokester?
He's a prankster?
Yeah, he likes to do the crazy hair for media day. That's funny. And he also is like like he's done his last two years i guess oh he's a jokester he's a prankster yeah he likes to do the crazy hair for media day that's pretty awesome and he also was like
he's upset because they didn't get um damian lillard so he's saying the hair matched his
emotional state but yeah it was crazy he looks like uh andre 3000 with the hair
um bff's corner let's go Let's go Rich Dave.
Dave makes Massachusetts history with new house.
Dave makes history after buying the most expensive house ever sold in Massachusetts
with his $42 million Nantucket home.
Dave's new home reportedly has a tunnel that connects the main house
with the guest house, although he denies that.
It does not have tunnel wait this house is
sick dave yeah it does dude just said it i have not no no tunnel it is my dream house uh in my
dream location so yeah i'm psyched about it congratulations thank you my dream has always
been i'm gonna get sentimental so i i been going there talking a long time you go i
could afford to rent for a day then two then i rented for like a week whatever the worst part
was always you go home on the ferry and it's so depressing it's like oh my vacation's over
so my dream was to get a place with privacy that i could see the ferry leave because it makes me
appreciate being able to be on the island so that island so yeah so that's what i was looking for so yeah i'm very happy i'll have that house
it is the most expensive i guess it shouldn't be surprising because nantucket's the most expensive
place but i feel like that's surprising for me 40 42 that's really crazy that's really crazy
i thought it would be more expensive in like Newton or something.
It's not low, but you wouldn't think that would.
Yeah.
I don't know, guys.
I was thinking that was quite a bit.
42 mil.
Well, it is.
Of course it is, but I thought there would be something for, I don't know.
If you look at the Hamptons, Hamptons is hundreds of millions.
Yeah.
I think the thing in Nantucket,
the houses that are nice,
and there are much nicer houses,
mine's awesome,
but they never go for sale.
They're generational wealth and families.
So these don't come on the market very much.
So good for them.
Josh lands at 25 on Forbes top 50 creator of 2023 list
with the picture right out of guest jeans.
Let's go, Josh.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Entrepreneur score three.
Average engagement 1.60.
Don't know what that means.
Total followers 34 million.
Earnings 5 million.
Other notable names.
MrBeast1.
Jake Paul 3.
Is Jake Paul a creator?
Yeah. Well, I guess because he does the he fights youtubers not really though wasn't his last fight against no it was against
fury oh i still think of him as a youtuber because he dates molly mai no charlie de mayo five matt
rife nine don't know who that is. Matt Reif is the comedian
that we kind of... The attractive
one that we had. Too attractive to be funny.
That guy is that high up?
Yes. He makes so much money.
He's been on tour like every single
day this past year. Wow.
Addison Rae 23. Alex
Earl 42. Liv Dunn
48. Alex Earl makes more than Livy Dunn?
That's crazy.
That's incredible.
Or is it not just money?
I think it's money.
It's not just money.
I don't think it's just money.
But I think she definitely makes more than Livy Dunn.
I think it has to do with clout this year, too.
Just like how big of a creator you were this year and stuff.
Like Matt Rife's year was this year.
That's why he would have been number nine.
Gotcha.
He also made bank.
He probably also made bank he probably
also made bank but like i think it's more than just money yeah josh and gabby asked tiktok to
settle their first fight josh and gabby took tiktok to ask them to settle their argument because
josh apparently doesn't tell gabby about his work trips until she asked or extremely last minute
let's watch the tiktok and then i will will declare a winner along with Brie.
I lost.
This week, I was like, yo, I got to go to Buffalo on Friday for the Bills game.
I'm giving her like a pretty big notice.
It's a Tuesday. So you're going to watch a game with a bunch of girls.
Well, I'm sure there'll be a woman in the stadium.
That's a problem.
One day, I was like, okay, what do you have to do tomorrow?
And he was like, oh, I'm going to Vegas.
Girls, tell me.
I mean, if you're going to Vegas, invite me to go to Vegas.
If it was like, I don't know, Kentucky, go alone.
But Vegas?
Kentucky?
Is that a made-up place?
Kentucky.
Kentucky?
Oh, yeah.
I went to Vegas for one day, and it was a planned poker match that was live-streamed to the world.
He didn't tell me that. Girls, please, tell me
that you're feeling what I'm feeling right now.
I'm on her side. You gotta tell
your girl from what you're doing. I'm on Josh's
side, but Sylvana,
that could have been Sylvana speaking
right there, all the way to the
Kentucky thing.
Wait, you don't think you should tell
your girlfriend your schedule?
But he said he told her Tuesday. I told her Tuesday and it was Friday. But you didn't think you should tell your girlfriend Like your schedule But he said he told her Tuesday
I told her Tuesday and it was Friday
You didn't tell her you were going to Vegas
That was a different one that was a pre-plan
Before I started dating Gabby
That was like early into our relationship
It had been something that got scheduled
Before me and Gabby started dating
Then it came up and I had like forgotten about it
Like it slipped my mind
Like I forgot I was going to Vegas
I'll do a lot of things in a week Was this the day you lost your wallet I forgot about it like it slipped my mind like i forgot i was going to vegas i'll do a lot of things in a week was this the day you lost your wallet i forgot about it me i don't know if we
have boston that little cameo he just made but it was so cute she it's a she everyone thinks it's a
boy we have a permanent cam actually on i episode. I love that little stretchy stretch.
And fall asleep.
I agree with Josh in the first fight with the, you told her Tuesday, that's fine.
But the Vegas one, you got to tell her, man.
Yeah, I think I'm just going to share my calendar. I'm just going to put this on you, Brie.
Why?
Like, Zach travels more than probably all of us combined.
So, like, what, is he just, like, go on my tour schedule?
Or, like, what's he doing?
Our calendars are connected.
Oh.
But I don't use calendars.
That's what I'm going to do.
I actually have to send,
I'll send Silvana like a list,
but she just forgets.
Like I can say the same thing a hundred times.
Well, no.
Yeah, we travel so much
that we had to connect the calendars.
That was the top like comment actually on my post
was you guys should josh
should share his calendar with gabby so then this never happens again and i was like that's a really
good idea because then i don't even have to tell her yeah because you probably that's probably true
you do forget things like zach forgets he's traveling sometimes or he doesn't remember
or it's like when you just get told like you have this you're traveling this time next week you're
gonna go there next week like it's like it kind of just like you forget about it and i just start being like all right i'll go wherever just like
tell me when i'm go like and i'll remember two days before communication i gotta go to lisbon
or whatever yes um we mentioned at the top me and zach brian are now like boys met her met him at uh
breeze yeah you guys were you guys sat together for the show right yeah yeah yeah did you guys get off that's yeah we got along well we got along well it's nice to meet him there was
did he tell you did he tell you how i sort of insulted him no how'd you insult him
maybe he did i didn't know i didn't know who the special guest was and okay you were announcing it
and you're like going through a bunch of things and i was like i'm i'm like oh it's zach and
you're like he's five seven and right when you said that i'm like is it you
he looks at and goes bro I am not 5'7 I was like oh yeah
oh that's funny no he didn't tell me that
yeah it was very funny
it was a bloodbath
but no I liked him he got
super nice of him to go
yeah he said you were a lot different
in real life he said you're like the
sweetest guy
I am a sweet guy
he was like he's just a guy he's just a sweet guy i'm
like i tried to tell you i'm the same in person not i talk honestly i will say i notice his move
he doesn't clap he doesn't like or laugh he does yeah yeah that's his move when he likes something
yeah uh yeah so no it was good to meet him it was good it was a great show pack crowd um so i was glad
that i could get to see that show and i think that's about it i oh i i got invited on plan
brie oh yeah and dave's gonna come on plan brie next week have you ever been on plan brie josh
yeah like three times damn all right oh they love, there's one other question from the show.
They love me.
The girl raised her hand.
She's like, tell me the truth.
Who's your favorite BFF?
Whoa.
She said me.
She said me.
It's on tape.
What the fuck, Bri?
Hey, listen, boys.
Listen, Dave was there supporting me.
Josh wasn't.
I didn't get invited.
I wasn't invited.
Yeah, I didn't invite Dave.
I didn't even know it was happening.
My bad.
Whatever.
Well, me and Zach were there.
You could have been at our party.
I would have loved to hang out with y'all if I got the invite.
Could have sat with the guys.
Could have sat with the boys.
Yeah, me, Zach, and Austin.
Would have loved it.
Would have loved it.
Would have been there.
You know, Grace was telling everyone
Austin was her boyfriend at the after party.
No, I didn't know that.
I didn't know that either until people were
asking me, like, are you dating O'Malley?
I was like, what?
Yeah, she told me that this morning.
Alright, I'll see you guys.
See you guys. Bye.
People are going to start shipping
Austin and Grace. I know.