BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - DAVE PORTNOY CAN'T STAND THE OSCARS — BFFs EP. 167

Episode Date: March 14, 2024

We're back to discuss this week's top headlines - Al Pacino anticlimactically announced Best Picture at the Oscars, Dave reacts to "I'm Just Ken," the internet found another Mark Zuckerberg look alike, the Kate Middleton conspiracy, Tara Yummy and Landon Barker, Jake Paul is fighting Mike Tyson, the women from the Matt Rife groupchat made it to the Cancelled tour, Adin Ross' unsanctioned boxing match, Hailey Bieber responds to divorce rumors, and more. We finish with BFFs Corner where Grace is opening for Whitney Cummings, Bri is bored on tour, Dave was too tan at UFC 299, Miss Peaches is getting PR, Josh is featured in Forbes and broke his hand, and we read Mean Comments. ----------------------------------------------------- Support Our Sponsors! Raising Canes: Come for the chicken fingers and stay for sauce! Order online at https://raisingcanes.com/home/ Visible: Switch now at https://Visible.com. Rate with service on the Visible Plan. For additional terms and network management practices, see https://Visible.com. Gametime: Download the Gametime app or go to https://gametime.co, enter your email, and redeem code BFF for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply). ----------------------------------------------------- Check out the BFFs Social Media Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bffspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BFFsPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bffspod Follow Dave Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/stoolpresidente/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@stoolpresidente?_d=secCgsIARCbDRgBIAIoARI%2BCjzu5cycWNzMl4G803BA8jIKbLAjqyptl6tS74NCymRyGl72NCg65DXJl1czTQ0gqsPZqoKeVmGTS0PLJIwaAA%3D%3D&language=en&sec_uid=MS4wLjABAAAAINC_ElRR-l1RCcnEjOZhNO-9wOzAMf-YHXqRY8vvG9bEhMRa6iu23TaE3JPZYXBD&sec_user_id=MS4wLjABAAAAINC_ElRR-l1RCcnEjOZhNO-9wOzAMf-YHXqRY8vvG9bEhMRa6iu23TaE3JPZYXBD&share_author_id=6659752019493208069&share_link_id=B4EBAADC-E562-4E55-9052-BA7E38708665&tt_from=sms&u_code=d4kdeamhi4b7m6&user_id=6659752019493208069&utm_campaign=client_share&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=sms&source=h5_m&sender_device=pc&sender_web_id=6882816990987027974&is_from_webapp=1 Twitter: https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente Follow Josh Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/joshrichards/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joshrichards?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/JoshRichards Follow Brianna Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/briannalapaglia/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@briannachickenfry?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/bchickenfry?lang=en Check out Barstool Sports for more: http://www.barstoolsports.comYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

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dude yeah i mean is the bff crowd to me like who the fuck's al pacino i don't know no i still i still have watched movies with al pacino and i don't think i've went through like an entire al pacino face just yet but i will scar. So Al Pacino announced one of the most coveted awards of the night. Best Picture went viral for doing so because he didn't list any of the names of the nominees, but instead opted to envelope and said, my eyes see Oppenheimer.

Al later released a statement saying the producer of the show told him not to read the names of the nominees because they had already been honored throughout the show. Okay. Let's watch it. I guess it's the number. I'd be doing a disservice to our people if I didn't at least watch the number one thing.

I didn't watch the Oscars. Only one will take the award for best picture. I have to go to the envelope for that. Here it comes. I'm fucked. And my eyes see Oppenheimer? Yes. Yes.

Emma Thomas, Charles Morgan. Did you say you're fucked, Bree? She's frozen. Is she? Oh, no, she blinked. Can you guys hear me? Am I perfectly fine on your end? Yes.

You come through quite nice. Yep, perfect. But your eyes just froze. Yeah. See? Well, you guys are like robots. I think you don't have good internet based on like you're now a little bit jaggedy. What the fuck?

And to think, Brie was trying to give me shit last week. Can maybe try a hotspot of your phone? Really? I don't know where you are, but it doesn't look like you have full internet. No, not at all. You look like you're kind of like a hostage situation, if we're being honest.

No, I have full internet. A utility closet, maybe? I'm not in a utility closet. I'm on the bus, but I recorded yesterday, Plan B, and it was perfect. You're on the bus? I would say you don't have full internet. Should I try Hotspot? Yeah, might as well.

Buses aren't notoriously known for having no internet no no no they're not you're on the bus full internet no you're not yes look i have five those bars a lot that's like when you're like imaginary bars it's just how much you're connected to whatever the internet is if the internet's not great doesn't really matter if you're fully connected but i recorded yesterday while we were driving and it was perfect. Oh, but different location than you're at right now. But it's the same internet. Yeah, but it's pulling from where you are.

Okay. Let's see. You just communicated fine during that conversation. Did we not cut it out at all? Oh. She's gone. Well, cut it out again. She has perfect internet on a moving bus. Okay, mom, phone now.

Can you hear us? Yeah. That wasn't that confident. Just a little bit behind. Yeah, yeah, that wasn't good. Better? I mean, you've been fine for us the majority of time it's just whether or not you can definitely see when you pay attention you skip a little bit because

you're on a bus i tested it like five times yeah but you're is the bus moving no no we like went to the location today for this to work so that it wouldn't be moving all right should i try to go wait is this better this is better for me you are you're better no you're not you're not you guys are better for me though yeah you're fine but i can see you kind of like out so we'll see how long you're better for okay all right so we'll just continue along uh yeah that was a weird thing by Pacino. I don't really care.

I can't believe that's the number one headline, though. Did I watch the Oscars? No, I did not. I can't take it. I can't take it. It reminds me of, like, I watch it. Have you ever seen Best in Show, the dog movie? No, I haven't.

Huh. What is that fucking guy's name name it's a great movie and they just make fun of dogs the dog shows how serious everyone takes it it's a guy who's made a bunch of movies like that actually the guy from um schitt's creek is in it it's very funny i highly recommend it but actors take themselves so seriously that i just can't take it seriously okay okay i well i didn't watch it either i watched all the clips on tiktok though like the speeches that's where i get all the highlights yeah i was traveling i was on a plane so i couldn't watch it uh messy from anatomy of a

fall gets his own seat despite complaints the dog actor named messy who played snoop in the movie anatomy of a fall got his own seat the oscars is even seen in a pre-recorded clip clapping for robert downey's win it's unclear whether or not messy would be allowed to attend the oscars because messy allegedly received a lot of complaints for attending the oscars nominee luncheon this is what i'm talking about they take themselves too seriously why wouldn't you want to have a dog there i feel like that's awesome dogs make things better i know they always do have an acute dog in a seat who wouldn't want to sit next to that dog and then i wonder if someone got snubbed a seat though because of the dog and that you can't have both ways you can't be mad about the dog and then you had john cena was naked which i didn't think

they did that it was this the vh1 music awards this is the oscars so maybe i want my cake no i didn't like it either it was weird you see that thing he has on you see in those second photos you see how he has that like uh almost thong type underwear that like gets like attached i had to wear that in one of my sketches one time oh is it comfy not at all not at all yeah it's because you can't have your junk out if it moves um i'm just ken that way this is gonna be an oscar show this is good we're about to do an oscar oscars were like yesterday people love the oscars i don't i know but let's watch the ken thing i haven't seen people says good i haven't seen it I haven't watched the Ken thing.

I haven't seen it. People say it's good. I haven't seen it. I have a question. Yeah. He's singing for real? Yeah. He sounds really good, right? That's my...

Yeah. I don't understand how... He can sing. People like... Bradley Cooper did this, too, in the lady gaga a star is born i what josh are you gonna be a singer is like i like i don't matter how much good looking effort good acting singing how do they have it all if you can act you can sing is that it just becomes one one in the same i think if you... Is that because you're a little feminine?

Because you're like theater. Maybe they grew up doing theater and you have to sing and act. Yes. Okay. What, Josh? Oh, I just didn't think singing and being feminine correlated. If you're an actor and then you can like sing... You're feminine?

Maybe you excel in the feminine arts he's been doing this stuff like since a kid like he was doing stuff like ballerinas or whatever thank you yeah but that's just sick that doesn't know but but but but josh he's kind of killing that that kid's not like going out and fucking playing pop on or football right after this well actually he was he was also in a football movie as the safety

he's twerking I mean yeah that's alright this kid he's and by the way there's one two two, three, four, five, six girls and one boy. So I'm not saying he's bad, but he excels in the feminine arts. Well, he's been preparing for this Ken role his whole life. Correct. Yes.

In fact, if I had to bet, watching the trajectory of a young Josh Richards' career, he may just sing one day and be like, oh, we didn't know he could do that. Didn't Josh make songs and sang? Yeah, he excelled in the feminine arts. Yeah, wow. You're just like Ryan Gosling. It's a big compliment. I'll take that any day. Yeah, or Bradley Cooper, the other one.

Venecia Hutchinson's debuts a baby bump. She looked great with this baby bump. This was a good reveal, I think. Yep. I mean, I just see pictures. Lisa Koshy falls on the red carpet in her very high heels. Lisa Koshy took a fall

on the Oscars red carpet. Let's watch her fall you gotta just say your ankles broke you can't get up I would say I fainted or something no you can't get up you gotta roll around I broke my ankle I broke my ankle

those heels were I would never dare to wear those heels on a red carpet that was a first you can't get up. You got to roll around. I broke my ankle. I broke my ankle. Those heels were, I would never dare to wear those heels on a red carpet. That was a first mistake. Look at those. Those are like RuPaul drag race heels, man. I,

yeah, you do got to leave. You got to leave after. That's great. She played it off well though. She did. She, she's the type that could fall and play it off.

She's funny. Yeah. Yeah. Should Joseph Quinn play Mark Zuckerberg? The internet has found a new mark zuckerberg look-alike after suggesting joseph quinn should play him the biopic let me see this joseph quinn guy biopic yeah biopic biopic biopic assuming you want to see more than just the yeah i want to see what this guy looks like. He looks like a good-looking guy. I like this. Okay, good. They didn't pick an ugly guy.

I can live with that. Oscar looks... Zendaya looks incredible, always does. Imagine walking around looking like Zendaya. Margot Robbie, a lot of people said, looked spectacular. Florence Pugh looked really good.

She did. Did you see her? She always loves to show. I slid into her DMs, got nowhere. See, she loves to show the nipple. That's just her boob is out. Yeah, she's free the nipple for sure. She's so pretty. I can't stand Yeah, she's free the nipple for sure.

She's so pretty. I can't stand it. She's got an interesting Instagram. Yeah. Becky G looked amazing. Yeah, she did. I think Kendall Jenner looked great at the after party. I didn't see that.

Oh, that's the next page. Emma Stone, by the way. Have you guys seen? Did we talk about those four things? I knew she was going to win. Yeah, that's my favorite movie. I've seen it like five times. Oh, that's the next page. Emma Stone, by the way. Have you guys seen? Did we talk about those poor things? I knew she was going to win. Oh, yeah. That's my favorite movie. I've seen it like five times. Oh, wow.

I didn't watch it yet. I didn't watch it. You didn't like it? I thought it was good. I thought her performance was bigger than the movie, if that makes any sense. I'm not usually like, oh, this actor. That was so unbelievable. I thought she was truly unbelievable.

I liked her more than I liked the movie. Yeah. Yeah. She definitely shined. If anyone else was in the movie, I don't think it would have been as good. But she won Best Actress for it. So it kind of proved it. Deservedly so.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The after party in which Brie said, yeah, she looks smoking there. Yeah, Kendall and Kylie. I thought Kylie looks better than kendall from these but again i'm looking at pictures on a little thing i don't really even know we have how they actually look in real life uh sabrina carpenter and barry they walked the carpet

like right next to each other and barry was wearing a sabrina friendship bracelet and was staring at her the whole carpet what does that mean what are you insinuating they fuck no they're dating but like it do you know who barry is who are you asking i know you know barry is josh right yeah yeah dave do you know who barry is well i'm just gonna put my hand up and i'm gonna say what i thought you said that sabrina carpenter is walking next to hallie barry who i bailey who I know is married, and they're wearing friendship bracelets and staring at each other. And that's what I'm like, are you saying they fuck?

Which I thought was crazy, but hot. That would have been, yeah, no. I wish I had that tea. I don't know. I don't know who Berry is. Barry Keegan, he's the guy from... Berry. Oh, why am I seeing a lot of this guy?

Who is this guy? He was in Saltburn. Did you see Saltburn? No, I have not. He's the main guy and he's the guy that sucks the cum out of the drain. Sucks the cum out of the drain. Yeah. I don't know if that's a way to sell.

Sell Dave a movie. And he fucks the grave. I heard about fucking the grave. And sucking the cum. I'm out of my trees right now. I just thought there was a bug on my computer. It's just the arrow screen. Like I went to like squash it and it was just the arrow.

What? Are you all right? Yeah. I don't know what's going on. I don't know how this one wasn't number one. The Kate Middleton conspiracy. That to me is a bigger story than what's going on with the Oscars. Like she had what?

She was sick and had some sort of surgery a couple of months ago. And people haven't really seen her. So there's all these conspiracy theories about her. She posts a picture, clearly edited, edited clearly old to the point the royal family like apologized be like yeah she edited it and they still aren't releasing anything of her so now there's all these wild conspiracies of what is going on with kate middleton oh i didn't know they admitted it was fake yeah she tweeted like sorry i was just like i'm an amateur like photoshop person do you think it's really her tweeting or it's someone tweeting who knows i don't know what's going on man i i love how like just one of the speculations is she just

got a bbl and she's not why would kate middleton get a bbl is that a real thing hey maybe she wanted that ass a little fatter not a big fan dave d Dave doesn't like fake asses. You don't give the BBL your stamp of approval? No, I don't. The problem with BBLs is you can always tell when someone has a BBL. Right? Yeah, well, you were frozen.

That was like a high dramatic. You froze. Yeah, you can for and it was like that was like a high dramatic you froze like you uh yeah yeah yeah you can for the most part unless unless you're like a one of the kardashians or well they have bbls i know but they have really really nice ones they have very obvious ones i think i think kylie has a really good one i've never seen seen Kylie in person, but whenever I look at all of them, I think all of them, with the exception of Kendall, all of them look pretty man-made.

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Tara Yummy. Last week's guest spot with Landon Barker. Tara Yummy and Landon Barker sparked dang rumors the pair was spotted together at Nobu. Kind of bullshit if she's dating him not to drop that for us but whatever yeah what the fuck yeah josh did you get any tea on that when you guys were chatting should i wait it up here five minutes um i mean the you guys would have heard anything we kept the mics on they look good together just because they're all wearing like straight leather fans believe that charlie d'amelio was indirectly responding to the dating rumors

with a couple of TikToks, including one with a 21 Savage lyric. If you betray me, you're dead to me. Oh. But they broke up. They said they broke up amicably. And wait, did we ever keep? Remember Josh told us why they broke up?

No, they never went in the show. Never went to the show. Oh, we cut it. Never mind. Now Josh was on something that day. He was just fired from the head. It never happened. It was insane. I wanted to...

It was so much we couldn't even bleep it. There was just no... Yeah, it was... We would have been sued in a second. Yeah, for sure. Oh, my God. It was all real, though. So how would they sue us? They still can sue.

Defamation? Well, not if it's true. But we don't have proof that's true. How are we going to get no proof? They don't got proof that it isn't. Is it upon us, though? It might be. Madonna tells a fan in a wheelchair to...

People are going to be like, what was that about? Madonna tells fans in a wheelchair... Tells a fan in a wheelchair to stand up. Oh, this is something I would actually do. There's nothing you can do there. They said she didn't realize he was in a wheelchair. Oh. Check this right with me.

What are you doing sitting down over there? What are you doing sitting down? Oh, no. Oh, okay. Politically incorrect. Sorry about that. I'm glad you're here. That's tough.

Oh, wow. I thought it was going to be like one of those mega church ways. She was going to be like, I thought it was going to be like one of those like mega church ways. Like she was going to be like, yeah, and the guy was going to stand up out of his chair. I was like, this is crazy. I once did that way back in the day. Like when we were only in Boston, some kid ate a hot dog at a hockey game on the glass of a Bruins game with no bun. He just took the hot dog and shoved it. I'm like, look at this kid eating his hot dog like a savage.

He had every possible physical ailment that prevented him from turning into a... If I had to do a public apology, it was the worst. Oh, no. Jake Paul versus Mike Tyson. This was kind of a shock. Jake Paul and Mike Tyson

will fight on Netflix July 20th. Tyson's 58. Jake Paul, 27. I'll watch it because it's free on Netflix. This is the first Netflix fight, right? It's crazy. Tyson's 60 years old.

I wouldn't buy the fight. Yeah, that's old. He also was walking with a cane two years ago. Like, warming up and fight. He's 60. And by the way, he wasn't good when he retired. Like, his last, like, 10 fights, he sucked. After he went to prison. And I like Mike Tyson.

He's like my childhood. I think in his prime, the scariest, best guy of all time maybe but he's fucking 60 what are we doing yeah yeah he it's crazy to be fighting a 27 year old when you're 58 i don't even know how it's sanctioned jake's gonna win yeah i think he's gonna well i there's no way it's like a real fight i i don't know i don't get don't know. I don't get it. Like, I just don't get it because yes, if they both try as hard, I think Jake kills him because Mike's a senior citizen. That's true.

He's a senior citizen. I think that I, I almost think there's gotta be a, someone's taken like a drop. Like I think someone's like, I'm going to lose this fight. Yeah. I,

I don't know about that, but I think there's a degree. This is going to be a show, not a fight or, or yeah, it's like, Hey, I'm going to lose this fight. Yeah, I don't know about that, but I think there's a degree. This is going to be a show, not a fight. Or, yeah, it's like, hey, we're going to, you know. It's like when Logan fought Mayweather. Yeah. This is worse, though. Like, I don't think it, like, let's say Logan stuns Mike.

I don't think he's going to be like, oh, I'm going to try and knock this guy the fuck out. I don't think. What does he get out of doing that? Knocking an old man out. Yeah, it's a weird look. he's literally i think it's just the name it's a name game right yeah it's a money grab yeah i wonder how much money they're getting paid gotta be a lot it's gonna be a lot i'd love to know but i gotta be i bet it's like 20 million each at least really i would maybe i would say probably in that that room that's crazy caperni made a bag out of air i don't know what caperni is it debuted a bag that's 99 air and one percent glass the material can handle pressure

4 000 times its weight the air bag it's just supposed to be like a ultra light bag is expensive or something yeah all right brooks showfield brought out the women from the matt rife group chat are we allowed to talk about this or will this be cut up into us being meanie pants i think we can talk about it now at tana and brooks dc show matt rice favorite city brook brought the woman from the matt right through chat where she discovered they're all talking to matt right brie called this move iconic yep brooke actually told me she was gonna do this when we were at the uh people choice awards it's pretty baller i i said it was that's a funny move that's a funny move almost gives him credence they're all hot i know i i was like wow they are all very

beautiful ladies yeah girlhood is me okay um matt rife may sue a man who says he's only famous because he gave out blow jobs i saw I saw this trending. I didn't. Yeah, it's a TikToper named AlphaKingNima posted TikTok in January saying he was in a meeting with Hollywood executives and Matt Rife. Matt Rife gave two executives blowjobs to become famous while Nima declined. After Matt Rife allegedly threatened to file a lawsuit against Nima, Nima clarified that his page is satire.

A conspiracy account took his tiktok as truth posted without his permission okay that seems like kind of a cop-out to be like say something wildly false somebody calls you on it be like satire yeah yeah it is a little bit of a cop-out move fuck yeah that would be crazy if it was true well i think just have someone going around say telling people that you're sucking off these executives left and right and also the guy is not a good looking guy who said it so it's like oh cat yeah oh it's probably more like he's jealous because they only gave matt rife the offer to yeah like in the way there's no way they offered this guy correct

it's like you have one really good. Hey, both of you guys, they were like, let's get this one guy out here, Matt. Get over here and suck this dick. Right. That's really what they were probably saying. Timothy Chamblee wants Austin Butler to play Elvis again. Timothy Chamblee is set to star as Bob Dylan in an upcoming biopic. Biopic.

Is that right? Biopic. Biopic. And wants Austin Butler to make an appearance of film as elvis to create a musical cinematic universe okay i like that let's create it let's create let's create the fucking universe i love timothy chalamet i'm gonna see dune 2 today oh you are uh-huh i watched dune 1 again last night so oh, I'm jealous. I'm one of those people, like, once I see a great movie that I like, I wish I hadn't seen it so I could do it again.

Like, I'm sad I already saw Dune 2. Yeah, everyone keeps talking about it. I'm like, I have to go see it. Yeah, I'm going to probably watch the first Dune and then go see the second one this week. Okay, we'll recap next week. DDTG. DDG.

I revert to my thing. DDG. Criticized for the way he's holding his child. Whatever. People can hold a child however they want to hold a child. It's his child. And he's married to Hilly Berry in my top tens. Bailey.

So we can do whatever he wants. Does Dave know how to hold a baby? No, I don't. Have you ever held a baby? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I have a great baby hold. Look, people go bananas when I hold babies.

Bananas. Nice. TikTok could be banned in America. They've been talking about this forever. They are never going. Will you take a picture of my baby? Oh, here we go. You want to hold him?

Well, I mean, I'm not a big baby holder. It's all right. Here we go. Here we go. Can you smile? Are you taking it? Yeah, thank you. I'm not a baby. Hey, Bill, look over there. I also have like

the best hair I've ever had going. My hair was an A+. That was as strong a hair day as I can possibly have. My smile was on point. So yeah. TikTok. They're not going not gonna ban it people are saying i know that they say this all the time but people are saying that tick tock

is actually freaking out now and if it's gonna happen it will be this time i just don't see any way why because they're saying it's owned by the chinese so they're getting all i what i don't understand well i know what everybody's doing on tiktok i don't need no algorithm like josh's wiggle dickers the young crowd they're fucking wiggling their dick and i'm making dog videos and fucking there's different like what what do you know you know who the new um have you guys seen kind of what the new sway boys is like the montana boys yeah they're dating chris and cavallari yeah they're just a bunch of like guys that lip sing and then one of the guys is dating a 37 year old yeah josh josh walked so they could run yeah literally

yeah they're good looking guys they're like country guys yeah i don't know how he could ever take any of those guys seriously but whatever that's just me um we ended up taking josh seriously yeah how about me it took a little while though it's true we got there eventually uh air force employee was given classified information to impress on dating apps. Love this. Honestly, he's 63. Yeah, let him do his thing. I'd be giving out all the info at that point.

He's 63. He did his service. All right. Let him go and get. Let him go get serviced. Ben Affleck and J-lo didn't eat their popcorn while seeing dune fans took video of j-lo ben affleck leaving dune part two and the internet knows their popcorn bucket seemingly went untouched now you don't know whether that was their first

or fifth so i'll reserve judgment could be could be bucket number four like yours this video is nuts lebron lebron basically having a threesome in the front row of this basketball game he was essentially fucking oh wow imagine being married and like this your man's just and now that was genie bus i think right the owner of the lakers yeah still they're fucking that was fucking that's married fucking if you're married and you're doing that and then there was a picture the next day where it looked like him his wife or magic that's doghouse city. Yeah, you can't. That's like publicly humiliating your wife. I don't know what he's supposed to do, and I don't like him because they were all over his ass.

But yeah, it's kind of hard. That's like the owner of the team. What are you supposed to do there? But you're LeBron. Yeah. I don't know. Like this one picture of her. Jeannie is the one on the left the brunette right i think genie buses the blonde i thought it was older i don't know i don't like

it if i was married i wouldn't want it like i wouldn't be so genie buses that woman's 62 in 62? Damn. She's looking incredible. That's her? Yeah. Damn. She looks good. Better there. What is that headline of the one day ago?

What's it like? LeBron Fox, Lakers owner, front row. Oh, she dated Dennis Rodman too? Yikes. Freak.

Band members dosed his bandmate with estrogen and plot to steal his fiancee. I don't believe it. What? That's not true. Can't be true, right? No. Fake. Crazy move.

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And everyone's like, I love how Taylor Swift and Hailey Steinfeld just make NFL quarterbacks like ornaments, which was kind of funny. Yeah, like accessories. Yeah. Like ornaments? Like a Christmas tree? Yeah. Just a little decoration. Correct.

Yeah. Okay. Okay. yeah okay just a little decoration correct yeah okay uh seth rogan didn't want kids that's fine i'm right there with him aiden ross i said aiden i saw him at ufc and he's like i gotta get back on bff he's like i think i had a hundred thousand followers or something like crazy low the first time he was on this show he's like we had to do it again no we did it so early on i feel like when he kind of started popping a little bit talk some shit about you with lebron's kid i think this yeah he talks shit about me with lebron no yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah with with brawny we gotta get him back on he was super nice uh he

said he suggested ksi's boxing league snitched on him. I don't know what that means. He went live on Instagram to say that he was approached by the International Boxing Association who told him that holding his upcoming boxing event would be criminal because his boxing league isn't sanctioned. I didn't know that he was trying to do a boxing league. Regardless, let's get him on the pod.

I'll try to reach out. Sweet. Harry Potter actor is worried about adults still obsessed with the series. I saw this. What do you guys think about this? I hate it. Shut up. Right?

I think it's like, especially you were in the movie. That's so disheartening to all the crazy fans. Yeah. Yeah. Shut up. I worry about Harry Potter fans because they should be over that by now. It was 25 years ago and it's for children, but they get stuck in it. And I do cameos and people say, oh, we're having a Harry Potter themed wedding.

It's over. That's what I think. Well, first of all, I don't take her seriously in that voice. And you can say it's over, but when you speak like that, it's never over. It's over. Yeah, you're like, that's probably why you speak like that it's never over yeah you're like that's probably why she's upset it's never harry potter theme wedding is crazy though is they're doing a show star wars yeah they're gonna do a harry potter show too it's coming out on uh hbo max

like what what do people care what you need entertainment in life i if you find something that like you love and entertains knock yourself out well so harry potter is the shit yeah harry potter is the best yeah hayley bieber responds to divorce rumors because the internet is incessantly claiming that hayley and justin bieber are headed for divorce hayley bieber had to clear things up on instagram story saying that blind items she sees on tiktok are wrong and come from a land of delusion this comes shortly after stephen ball and posting instagram story asking her prayers for justin that blind items she sees on TikTok are wrong and come from a land of delusion. This comes shortly after Stephen Baldwin posted on Instagram's story asking for praise for Justin Haley.

At the time, it's alleged Haley and Justin were dealing with something privately. Haley was frustrated by the father's post. I think she's probably better off never addressing it. But, I mean, who's to say? I guess it would be annoying if everyone's speculating you and your husband are getting a divorce when you guys are like in love. Yeah, I sometimes don't know whether that entices or encourages more speculation.

But, you know, who am I to say? Sometimes leaving it alone is the best. Yeah, they're such gigantic figures. It's hard for anybody to be in their shoes. Whoopi Goldberg on age gaps and relationships on the view while discussing the age gap in the upcoming movie the idea of you where ann hathaway is portraying a 40 year old and nicholas gals is portraying a 24 year old whoopi goldberg revealed in one of her last relationships that the man was 40 years older than her whoopi girl whoopi is 68

meaning the man would be 108 right now oh gosh wait this new ann hathaway movie is like the montana boys and the yeah have larry girl yeah for some reason it's like obviously sexist and i was part of an age gap relationship but it seems more normal for the man to be older than like the woman i agree why is that even when i like is it like internalized misogyny maybe because even like i don't want to feel that way but when i look at them together i'm like why is that weird i just think i would never want to date a man that much younger than me yeah and if it was reversed if it's like 37 and like 22 no one would blink at all no one does yeah i don't know why it's weird that it it is really like different when it's a woman people get mad i don't mad they just seem weird and again i'm the last person to

be probably talking about this but um all right at the bff's corner we knew it was going to kind of be a light episode we'll get the guests going because i but just the start of it bff grace is just touring with whitney cummings like what the fuck that's so awesome yes whitney um whitney's so awesome she came on our podcast and she like jokingly we thought jokingly was like grace you want to come on tour with me and open and grace was like yeah obviously and whitney's just a woman of her word and she was like pick five shows that you want to do and grace picked her five and she's opening for her in uh starting in september tickets are on sale now can i ask you pick some big big shows she picked big shows like yeah look at the city she picked new york chicago nashville boston ledyard that's mohegan sun i think or one of the casinos and it's not it's

foxwoods foxwoods um shows so what are we gonna go support her for one of these yeah let's go nashville would be fun boston or i mean all of them are easy because we get the bar in nashville boston chicago box was nashville would be sick i think nashville would be sick post party let's go to nashville yeah let's do it question yes o'malley does stand up she oh she just got back into it okay because that seems like an important thing she's doing like a full set she's always wanted to be a stand-up comedian and she did her first couple shows last year but then she just kind of stopped doing them she just got back into it so she's done like four or five shows so that would be like me being like i always wanted to be

a pro baseball player so i'm gonna just go debut with the boston red sox but like maybe she's a comedian on the podcast she's a comedian online so is she nervous i'd be shitting myself i she's a little bit nervous but she she's like been crushing i've been to every show she's had she crushes it so good uh brie is bored during downtime on tour brie is bored during downtime on tour brie seems to have a lot of downtime with zach says she may start renting a car to explore the cities and touring so are you just fully on tour now well it's almost over it's only i'm only i come back to new york tomorrow okay oh so it's over it's not this tour is a lot different where it's not like months in a row. It's just like a couple of weeks in a row and then months off.

Okay. An old clip of me talking about Tana goes viral. I think I've seen this. This is old, isn't it? Yeah, but I saw this again on my for you page. Actually, this is just when she skipped on us on the very first time. I'm like, call her a clown, right? Just her.

She said you change her life. I will actually say Dave Portnoy. He hit the wake-up call for me for years. I just wanted to be Wonder Woman who did it all. And I wanted to spread myself as thin as f***ing possible at all f***ing times. I'm saying yes to absolutely everything. And I thought I could do that forever. And I think I always also kind of looked at burnout as like, well, that's her b***h. You know, and then after probably like six years of looked at burnout as like oh that's true yeah you

know and then after probably like six years in it i was like okay i guess this burnout thing is real like i was kind of pissed i think that's one of the most vital lessons i've learned in the last like two years yeah is where you put your time and energy is so valuable and stop committing to everything and if you spread yourself too thin on a thousand things, you're going to have a thousand loose ends that aren't going to get tied properly. I'd never seen that. I don't really know what that fucking has to do with me,

but listen, I'm a credit guy. I'll take credit. You're welcome, Tanner. The Brady four Dave. And so the new England Patriots dynasty, this is very kind of for Patriot fans.

It's on Apple TV. We were in it. We played a big factor during all England Patriots dynasty, this is very kind of for Patriot fans. It's on Apple TV. We were in it. We played a big factor during all the Patriots. Yeah. Wait, what do you mean? What do you mean? Where in it? Barstool's in it?

Well, I'm interviewed in it. So like I'm one of the people sitting down talking about it. And then they have the footage of when we went to jail. Oh, that's cool. Is it good? Did you watch it all? Parts are good. Patri patriot fans are a little bit torn it kind of seems like they're making bill belichick like seem like a real asshole and bad

guy and like he was responsible for aaron hernandez murdering people and is very pro brady very pro craft kind of anti belichick i think it's kind of a craft production so i've seen some people mad about that it's been okay parts good part sad parts the last two are the best are you in the last two yes yeah okay of course but i they are the best it's the two games malcolm butler interception 28-3 and i'm in it um I was at UFC. I already mentioned that. Trump manhandled me in a handshake. Just. First of all, Trump loves me. I don't know whatever way you look at it.

He kept talking to me. But I just got manhandled. He, like, yanked me in. That was it. F felt worse than it like the little pull in there yeah was that the bad shoulder too yeah no it wasn't but it like and he's known to do that with his handshakes he like yanks you in and i went with a couple of guys uh will compton taylor one they both like left right so i knew the second walked in i'm like oh this is setting up for a big time because i was like in a bubble by myself so overall great event it's like a big conservative convention at these

ufc things dana trump's like crazy um why did why did they leave you there they went over to say hello to like an offensive lineman. They didn't know Trump was coming in. I thought you meant they left you alone at the- No, they just went to say hello at that precise moment. All right, guys, back from our friends at Visible, draining a half-court buzzer beater to win the game is not easy, but switching to Visible

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Five grand a night. Most overpriced hotel I've ever stayed in for that money. Five grand for why? I have no idea, Bree. It was a ripoff. Was it like, where was it? Tampa. Did it have like a pool in the room?

No, that's what I said. So I had to be in Tampa. I have a friend who lives in Tampa. I'm like what's the best hotel she said the addition i had my assistant danielle i'm like just book me a suite i generally get suites of them there for a couple days it's like they range from two to ten grand i'm like ten grand for fucking tampa i go get me a middle of the road one i want to see what it's like it was just an average room so i went on and by the way i never criticize hotels i'm only generally positive like hey good value good hotel i've never ranted a hotel this hotel deserves it if you stay at the addition in tampa you're a moron wow that's crazy

is the hotel super nice like yeah it's okay it reminds me of the one in Miami. They had a nice pool up top. But not $5,000 a night. No, not even close. I did an unboxing with Miss Peaches last night. She's getting all sorts of gifts. I got to stop with it. Josh Reed the Rump featured in Forbes. Nothing funny about Josh Richards growing business.

Yeah, I had to read that headline twice. Yeah. I was like, whoa, wait, what's not funny? And then I read it again. I was like, oh, okay, I see what they're doing. But yeah, first season was good. We're still coming out. I think we still have one or two more episodes, but it's getting really good responses on social. I're still like coming out. I think we still have like one or two more episodes,

but it's getting really good responses on social. So I'm so out of it. What happened to your hand? I was just going to ask. I didn't even notice. Me neither. Till you did that. I,

I hate saying this story, but I just, I just punched a wall. Oh, so frat boy. I know. It's so bad. It's so bad. You little punch I know. It's so bad.

It's so bad. You punched a wall? It's so bad. It was just like a morning where a lot of things weren't going my way. And then I was just like kind of aggravated and I was in my room. Or I went in my closet because I was like going to get changed. And I just kind of like let out a little punch and I hit a stud. And then I broke. I broke. Or I fractured my hand. Wow. gonna get changed and i just kind of like let out a little punch and i hit a stud and then i uh i broke i broke or i fractured my hand wow yeah damn that take the boy out of sway house but you can't

take sway house out of the boy yeah you can't no you can't talk i would have made up a different story props to you for being honest like hey i'm an honest guy can't take that away from me we have two things we have we can either read comments at the dm celebrities that's not going to really work we have two people here who are like in committed relationships so um the read comments sucked last time do you want to try that i liked it all right let's do it let's read the comments dave did you know brianna follows kim kardashian and not taylor swift i didn't know that but that doesn't surprise me at all says a lot about her character but doesn't surprise me

oh well i followed all the kardashians because i like their style their clothes no i mean this isn't surprising. You've been following along. It's not surprising. So did we all just going to skip over Dave shooting a shot at Tara? Like, this was so confusing to me. I didn't even know who they, I thought they meant Mojo, Tanner.

I did not shoot. No. Tara. You guys were having a little bit of vibes. Yeah, I did too. You guys were kind of vibing a little. Really? Yeah, because she said something about dogs and not wanting kids. Yeah.

And then you were like, maybe we're good for each other. There was a lot of comments being like, I can't believe we're shipping dave and tari on me hmm maybe i just exude riz without trying maybe you did maybe you're just you were just risen all over yeah not even on purpose yeah but now she's with landon yeah i just got fucked then um damn this podcast oh you go for it no this is perfect for this one you can do it okay this podcast feels like a group project that no one worked on and they just googled quickly before presenting and a classmate backed out so they asked their grandfather to jump in

and help i didn't see that i didn't know this was going to turn out to be a shot against me i didn't see the grandfather part. No, it did. But that is what I would call this podcast. Yeah. It does have a lot of power. It's a good project. But those projects are always the best projects to watch get presented because they're hilarious. True.

That's true. If I were interviewed by Dave, I think I would actually cry like I've already become famous. They want me on this podcast. I had to decline because he's scary. I'm not scary. I don't know why you get the scary. Tell everyone this. Yeah.

Everyone I meet is like, is Dave. It doesn't help that every guest comes on and is like, I'm scared of Dave. No, no. That's a tone. What happened to the mug of the week? I really just kind of stopped drinking coffee in the morning nice just eat eggs i just eat eggs yeah i don't like this raw eggs he thinks women are so stupid we don't know how to pronounce our own names oh well that's was that the tara

gotta be tara tara i thought she knew how to pronounce her name i didn't know how to pronounce it yeah i would i would say this is wrong wrong yeah yeah wrong i have to say wrong dave did nothing wrong it's not his fault she pronounces her own name wrong thank you well well okay i also don't agree with this comment though. Yeah. That's confirming. What the last. I was, it's also wrong. Correct. What people mad about that or something?

Yeah. There was a lot of like, it was split between people saying it was funny. Then the other half being like Dave's trying to gaslight her into saying that like her name is wrong. It was just that you were getting it wrong. Dave didn't even realize he was getting it wrong though. He actually thought he was saying it right.

Like, I don't think it was clicking. It's like once you said tar i got it i think yeah yeah yeah tara it got it got better yeah no you got better yeah thank you only here for miss peaches fuck on amen wow is it just me or the miss peaches thing getting annoying fuck this person steven steamboat what a loser yeah don't fuck on steven fuck off why hate on something so cute correct oh oh see make the reading comments part of every episode please okay all right that's one all right i thought that said austin's loki a homophobe austin's loki very intelligent homophone tremendous i i'm not convinced he's very intelligent wait a second what what about a homophone he said homophone last podcast and i said oh big word yeah intellectual yeah i don't know why austin gets so much love in the comments to be honest i think he should

get shit on a little more that's dave's burner account yeah yeah that's definitely dave's backup josh needs to get a better haircut don't part your hair down the middle it's really easy to part my hair down the middle where else are you gonna part it yeah you side i do side a little part. But yours isn't as long. Like yours looks normal. I think Josh's would look weird with the side part. I think I'm going to cut my hair anyways as we get into summer. We're in winter.

So it's like hair's longer. Summer, it's going to be shorter. Dave, you have to be embarrassed as a 50-year-old man reading teenage gossip. I'm embarrassed I even saw this. Listen, it crosses my mind time to time it's gotta pay the bills b and josh don't have their own opinions oh i don't know how to i disagree honestly people know david enough credit for all the good he does this is a good man that doesn't

deserve any of the hate he gets this now this is what i'm talking about when we read comments yeah this is just gassing you the hell up why is the show called bff show they don't invite each other to hang out. It was a play on words. Which we just talked about all going to Nashville together. True. Yeah, and we're all going to be in LA together soon. Dave Portman is a champ for dealing with these guys. Us guys?

Me and Josh? Us guys? Us guys? We're a champ for dealing with this guy. Dave is such an egotistical asshat I can live with that I've been called worse I kinda like that oh wow when the world is ending we all

gotta agree to take these people out first some people really don't like us I don't know why I feel like I can be not liked but this is not the vehicle I won't be not liked like there's other areas where I'm meaner than this. Yeah, I feel like we're pretty normal. We all got to agree that we got to go first when the world's ending.

They hate us that much. There's so many people that probably got to go before us, right? Kanye. Yeah, like, I don't know, bad people. Yeah. Murderers, pedophiles. Murderers,iles pedophiles this is a lie any any on paper you're a liar does anyone even like this dave guy please explain why because i don't even watch this podcast but he sounds insufferable in every clip i've seen yeah you watch it or else

you wouldn't be taking the time with a little crying emoji annie on paper if you didn't watch it didn't pay attention to it you wouldn't be commenting you're a liar annie on paper if you didn't watch it didn't pay attention to it you wouldn't be commenting you're a liar Annie on paper yeah and you're not even on paper you're online correct correct like I always say Austin is the woke but he changed it to woke there it is that's this week of BFFs

try to get somebody for next episode in Ross thank you that's the show