BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - DAVE PORTNOY DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT BEATING CANCER — BFFs EP. 181

Episode Date: June 20, 2024

We’re back with Moobie and Kelly filling in for Josh once again while he’s away at Cannes to discuss this week’s headlines - Joe Alwyn finally opens up about his split with Taylor Swift, Bill Belichick is dating a 24-year old, Dave reacts to Chappell Roan, and more. We finish with BFFs Corner where Bri celebrated her 25th birthday, Dave reveals why he didn’t attend the Celtics’ winning game, and we have a Guess The Meme Rematch. ----------------------------------------------------- Support Our Sponsors! Raising Canes: Chill out this summer with Raising Cane’s Iced Tea! Order online at https://www.raisingcanes.com. Raising Cane's Chicken Fingers. One Love. Gametime: Download the Gametime app or go to https://gametime.co, enter your email, and redeem code BFF for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply). Visible: Switch now at https://Visible.com ----------------------------------------------------- Check out the BFFs Social Media Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bffspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BFFsPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bffspod Discord: https://discord.com/invite/QpnRVGTCMU Follow Dave Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/stoolpresidente/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@stoolpresidente?_d=secCgsIARCbDRgBIAIoARI%2BCjzu5cycWNzMl4G803BA8jIKbLAjqyptl6tS74NCymRyGl72NCg65DXJl1czTQ0gqsPZqoKeVmGTS0PLJIwaAA%3D%3D&language=en&sec_uid=MS4wLjABAAAAINC_ElRR-l1RCcnEjOZhNO-9wOzAMf-YHXqRY8vvG9bEhMRa6iu23TaE3JPZYXBD&sec_user_id=MS4wLjABAAAAINC_ElRR-l1RCcnEjOZhNO-9wOzAMf-YHXqRY8vvG9bEhMRa6iu23TaE3JPZYXBD&share_author_id=6659752019493208069&share_link_id=B4EBAADC-E562-4E55-9052-BA7E38708665&tt_from=sms&u_code=d4kdeamhi4b7m6&user_id=6659752019493208069&utm_campaign=client_share&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=sms&source=h5_m&sender_device=pc&sender_web_id=6882816990987027974&is_from_webapp=1 Twitter: https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente Follow Josh Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/joshrichards/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joshrichards?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/JoshRichards Follow Brianna Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/briannalapaglia/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@briannachickenfry?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/bchickenfry?lang=en Check out Barstool Sports for more: http://www.barstoolsports.comYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

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school, I think. I swore off parades, but we haven't had one. I couldn't. You couldn't either. You need a pretty secure spot could you go could you get your ass on a duck boat yeah you could if you tried i think if i asked but that's kind of pretty unbecoming like i i'm floating out like congratulate the owner like hey congrats like thanks dave everyone no one's like hey come on the duck you could 100% get on if you asked but the You could 100% not get on if you asked.

I 100% could get on if I'm like, hey, I want to be on. They would let me on, but you need the offer. It's a little bit unbecoming to invite yourself on a duck boat. And then people are like, what's Dave? When is it? It's Friday. So I got to go to Chicago

tomorrow for the dozen. And then I'm there. I'd have to go. My schedule is all fucked up. Because we could be playing late Thursday. The parade is Friday. But, I mean, yeah. I don't know.

All right. We good? Yep. You should probably keep that stuff in if you're recording, too. It's fun. All right, we good? Yep. You should probably keep that stuff in if you're recording, too. It's fun. Yeah. All right. BFF's new episode, we were just talking about the schedule, Celtics, all of that.

And whether we're going to the parade. I don't know. A lot of balls in the air. But let's get into the topics. We have moves and smelly in place for Josh. What's Josh doing? I don't know. He's doing something.

He's at cans or cons, the word. We don't know how to say. Cons. And he's presenting during the show, so that's why he couldn't even zoom in from behind. Presenting what? I don't know. He's so famous. Yeah, wow. That's intense. Like a panel or presenting. They said something. He's doing something. People just travel like that.

Like, I want to go to the World Series of Pokers this weekend. I want to go to that. I want to go to the parade. I want to go um we have a big event in nashville on tuesday what is that yeah oh you mean the olympics we're gonna dominate that's on tuesday yeah that's on tuesday yeah oh that's wednesday oh the what yeah wednesday but we fly in on Tuesday. Sorry. Wait a minute. What? No, we have like a block party. Like the bar's the bar like that Saturday.

That may be Saturday. So much down on. Yeah, we shut down like an entire like block and it's like the first kind of like block party, that bar. So that'll be good. Yeah, you guys got roped into the Beer Olympics. Yes, sir. Wait, so Dave, you're out of the Beer Olympics? I was never in the Beer Olympics.

Oh, you were just pining to get people in it. Well, I asked Moobs and Smelly when it was in Vegas, and it was supposed to be A-list celebrities, and they'd be great. A lot of the A-list celebrities dropped out, and now it's just the Barstool Olympics. Barstool Beer. A lot of Barstool people.

And it's in Nashville, no longer in Vegas. At Taylor Lewin's house, I think. Like in the background. Yeah. A little house party. Barreling. Will Compton texted me. He's like, are you in?

Are you out? Like, I need people bought in. I was like, I'm ready. We're locked. Had you ever talked to Will before? Literally never in my life. Started with a little hey, Moobs text. Yeah, it was like, hey, Moobs.

Dash. It's Will. You need people who are bought people are bought in very very very fucking will um anyways we're pretty offended nobody asked us to do it yeah you i'm like there's like grace is that i asked i asked moves so i guess you're offended with me yeah offended me and grace were like what the hell we are that's our job we're like the drunk people well you should come i was looking at from like a business side it's like all right moves is brand new this is a good like event to introduce her into the world you guys were already doing your own shit and you're in survivor oh this is true did that get announced that you're in yeah people know you're in oh that's so exciting your partner in crime not in it so that's a big loss

for you because she has her tour um i have my alliance uh i have my alliances though is there oh yeah i've already been doing the i've already been doing the work. Rhea Keegs and I'm forgetting the fourth girl. Oh, Megan Make Money. You want to be the first one out. So we'll see. All right. Anyways, let's get into this stuff. Sabrina Carpenter addressed her Skims campaign.

Sabrina Carpenter addressed the criticism she received for doing a Skims campaign. She says she's been very communicative with Taylor Swift about there's no weirdness for her. She knows people say things because that's all they have time to do. I am one of the people who crushed her for this. Now, well, no, I'm still going to crush her. She gets crushed because you shouldn't even ask. You should just be like, no. Like, if you ask Taylor Swift, hey, can I do the Skims campaign?

They're paying me two million dollars or whatever i'm just making that up taylor swift has to answer like yeah you can do it she has no choice puts her in a bad position yeah yeah yeah corners she's kind of like forcing her to be like yeah that's fine yeah if you're like a ride or die just be like fuck no like i know she hates you thank you amy like can't be clearer so no no, I'm not going to do it. I love this person so much. I'm not going to break bread with her sworn enemy. Seems pretty simple to me.

More Taylor Swift. I don't put people complaining. Why do you put Taylor Swift on this thing? I don't do this. Joe Alwyn opens up about split with Taylor Swift. I love Taylor Swift here. Yeah, it always is. But I mean, she is like the number one celebrity in the world i guess uh recent interviews first times joe allen opened up a split with taylor said his situation is abnormal because one week after the breakup the outside world was weighing in and joe says made

peace knowing there's always going to be a gap between what's said and what known that's probably true that's what comes with dating a celeb yeah it is a hard thing to navigate so i guess he's right wait swifty dave do people hate joe allen no i don't think they do no i it like leaving london's a sad song i i think it's just a sad he didn't do anything wrong by her supposedly according to her lyrics like he was just depressed and couldn't make the relationship work. But no, I don't think they hate him at all. Oh, okay. Let's go for Joe. They hate the rest of them.

Yeah, well, the ones who fuck her over. But I don't think this was a fuck over situation. All right. Way to go, Joe. Taylor Swift announced at the end of the Eros tour. Okay. Blah. Who cares?

Taylor Swift dancing goes viral. Yeah. I mean, she's very well rounded well you two are dancing queens how would you rank her dating she can move hips are spinning

hips don't lie yeah sing dance hips don't lie yeah sing dance she's hot as all the little yeah the audience got that one too good or bad I liked

it I'd say good I mean she just can't dance to me she can't dance that's why that's what makes her a little bit adorable yeah like it's like makes her a little bit adorable. It's like she's a really dorky. And I've heard girls say this. I've overheard when I'm just listening on 12-year-olds or 15-year-olds talking about Taylor. It's like, what makes her, why girls like her so much is she's not like the girl who always gets the guy.

I mean, she kind of did now, but she's like a dorky girl yeah or like if someone is she yes but she gets every dude look at her track record i feel like she like tries to play it up she's like a gorgeous human that is a superstar yeah but she's not sexy she's not sexy she's like she's gorgeous but not sexy you can be both that's fair i think she dances on rhythm though i mean she could be up there and be a little off beat but at least she's got a little beat down there worse up yeah uh you guys would smoke it you guys are the dance legends our dances are a little different than that but i think wait i actually have a question for you guys how long does it take you guys to learn the dances quick yeah quick like we got we got it down to a pretty good do it together or do

you separate and learn them and like meet up sometimes we learn this dance tomorrow i'd be we'd be like getting ready to go to bed i'm like i think this one's gonna be the winner tomorrow like maybe watch it a few times or yeah or like we'd practice that night and then by the next time we wake up tomorrow we'd master it it's all like the same dance moves with different songs, basically. So it's pretty good. Yeah. Got to get the rhythm patterns down. Matt Healy, this is Taylor Swift again.

Matt Healy engaged last year of dating Gabrielle Betchel, and now she's engaged. Okay. I don't care. She's pretty, but I don't care. We don't care. No more. Bill Belich don't care. We don't care. No more. Bill Belichick dating a 24-year-old. Nice. Yes.

Wow. What's wrong with that one? That's a big age gap. It's a huge gap. It is a big gap. He's got to be like 47. No's a huge gap. 50? It is a big gap. He's got to be like what? He's got to be like 47? No, he's 72. He's 72.

It's a big gap. You guys have problems with age gaps. That's fine. I don't judge. 72 is crazy. 72 to 24 is different. They met naturally over homework on a plane. Homework? Wait, what? Her schoolwork? Yeah, a a plane. Homework? Wait, what?

Her schoolwork? Yeah, a philosophy project. Homework. Oh, wow. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, see, that's insane. Then they fell in love.

Yeah. They're in love. I'll probably see them on Nantucket. Rumor is she has a place that he got her right in the middle of Nantucket. So maybe I'll see them. How old are his kids? right in the middle of nantucket so maybe i'll see how old how old are his kids uh i know his daughter like dad coaches like a lacrosse team in college yeah yeah yeah she does yeah because actually one time i was going on she coaches at like holy cross and i was going on um

a visit there and i like literally was sitting like right next to him and my dad's like go talk to him and i'm like what am i gonna go say like you could have been dating him yeah i could have been you smelly yeah i choked i choked damn i should have brought in my philosophy hallmark only if i had known um also zandra is dating danny amidola oh yeah i don't know dating is the right word well i mean i was there they're together together. Oh, really? Well, you saw it in action? Yeah, we saw it in action. Like, they walked in.

I don't know. I don't know how you want to determine the word. Determine. It's a hot couple. Let me put it this way. Let me rephrase. Zandra was Danny Amendola's date for this thing. What they're doing beyond that, but he definitely took her as his date.

Yeah. So maybe they're getting to know each other. Maybe. Although that's like an in-your-face date. Yeah, because she was in the front table, right? Yeah, she was sitting with like Gronk, Camille. She's friends with Camille, so maybe

they like set it up as a little double date. They kind of look similar, Camille. They look good together. They look like they should be there she's so pretty she looks good with like everyone um giselle and her boyfriend split over tom brady this was alleged because of the roast i don't know what this would do though i i don't really understand this story to be totally honest like because if i don't know if you saw the roast there's a lot of giselle jokes

about her fucking her um jujitsu instructor while they were dating but like i nothing i don't know if you saw the roast. There's a lot of Giselle jokes about her fucking her jujitsu instructor while they were dating. But like nothing. I don't know why they'd split over that. That didn't make sense to me. Yeah, that doesn't make sense. Like that he's a regular guy and wasn't used to the attention he was getting. But I feel like if you're dating Giselle in the first place. True.

But I know. And I mean, I see his name, Joaquin Volante. I didn't know that. Like, I don't learn anything more about this guy on the roast. I knew she dated like a jujitsu guy. Yeah, they never said his name joaquin volante i didn't know that like i've i don't learn anything more about this guy on the roast i knew she dated like a jiu-jitsu guy said his name but maybe after the roast everyone found out who he was and like attacked him yeah probably and he couldn't take the pressure he fell hypothetically if you're in a relationship do you think a comedy roast would break make you break up no uh solid no baby retsky calls out G-Eazy. Babe Aretsky.

She was on this show. She was. Didn't her mom have a crush on you? Oh, yeah. She was buying what I was selling. I think you took your shirt off that episode. That doesn't really sound like me. You did take your shirt off that episode.

Why? You've proven that your chest hair looked like the rise. Oh, the Phoenix. Yeah. Well, it does. So I would take it off for that. I thought you meant I was like flexing. Just to clarify, you didn't take it off for the mom.

No, I took it off to prove that my album cover for my rap song looks like my chest hair. Ironically. So much more valid. Yeah. Yes. My chest hair is the same exact symbol as that. Are you going to be able to see it if I zoom in? It's crazy.

Are you sure right now, Dave? See it? Oh, the top of it? The exact. Like that. I can't see it, to be honest with you. My chest hair. My mom says she needs to look at it to help. All right.

Come look at Dave's chest. Yeah. Bring mom in to see this. Can we X out? He said, he's saying it looks like this. Oh, do it again,

Dave. Yo, get shirtless again. Very close. Very close. Oh yeah. Yep. All right. Give you a 10, close. Oh, yeah, it does. Yep. All right, give you a 10.

No, we're not rating his body, Bob. She just rated your body, dog. It's literally the same exact symbol. Anyway, she called out G's on Instagram story after his team asked Baby's team if they could shoot social media content together. Baby said he has her number. He's a stuck-up, ungrateful loser. she could go on all about the shitty things he's done did they used to date they some there must have been a falling out i don't think they like publicly dated though but maybe they hooked up i agree with her i don't like people reaching out through

people when i know the people yeah middleman like i've heard really bad things about jay-z i mean who has yeah everyone says he's the worst um yeah well alex cooper did that when she was trying to get me on call her daddy and i just kept texting thing alex me like what the fuck are you doing like you have your people reaching out and she was like yeah they're idiots so if you know the person it's crazy if you don't know them then you haven't people reach out yeah we already talked about hot rodent boyfriend did we i think we did three wasn't on the episode oh okay i got you i would not like to be called the hot road yeah that's a crazy term for a guy i feel feel like. But low-key, they kind of all look like hot rodents.

The guy on the right from that show definitely looks like a rodent. The bear? Yeah, he looks like a rodent. Him on that Calvin Klein, though? He didn't look like... I gave hot rodent. I don't know what you're talking about. He's in a Calvin Klein?

Yeah. You haven't seen it? Everyone's freaked out. Yeah, it was like this huge thing. I've never been his fan because first of all, I hate the show. Second of all, wasn't he the one who was always taking his shirt off

on purpose? Yeah, he looks good there. He's fucking ripped. But he's too old to be wearing Calvin Klein underwear. You said there's an age limit on Calvin Klein. I've said that before. What's the age limit? Calvin Klein's. I've said that before. What's the age limit? I stand by my take.

The age limit's probably like 21. What do you go to after that? What are you wearing? Dolce & Gabbana. How much does a pair of those cost you? I don't know. 50, 60 bucks. One pair of underwear, 60 bucks? Yeah, correct.

What if you're not rich? What do you... Calvin Klein. Oh, if you're just like older... If you're just a dude, that's over 25, yeah. Just wear like Hanes... Hanes? Yeah, box briefs.

All right. Not Calvin. The Calvin Klein... Here's an absolute life tip for anybody out there. The bigger the font, the younger you have to be. Like the giant Calvin Klein. I'd be embarrassed to wear those. The ones that Jeremy Allen White's wearing are huge.

Go back to that picture. It's like a huge font. If he's bending over and that T's coming up. If that's what you first saw with a guy, you wouldn't be like, whoa, that's kind of like crazy. That looks silly. That's ridiculous. Ridiculous.

The regular one, I feel like it's fine to wear. Which regular one? Look at this black and white picture. I think those are the regular ones. A little subtle Calvin. Yeah, I still don't like it. I don't like the Calvin Klein. How old is this guy?

I think he's in his 30s. Yeah, he's too old. 38? 33. Too old. Too old for Calvin Klein. Too old. I'm surprised that Timothee Chalamet is in this lineup here.

I don't think he gives rodent. The first guy looks like a rodent. Do you guys know the trend? Frog. Are you a frog or a rat? Yeah. Oh, maybe that's what we did. Oh, maybe.

Do you think you're a frog or a rat, Dave? Me? Yeah. Well, I'm wearing green, so I'll go frog. Okay. Just because the hat made me think green. I don't really think I look like a frog or a rodent. Game time.

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tickets with game time download the game time app create an account use code bff for 20 bucks off your first purchase terms apply download the game time app today last minute tickets lowest price is guaranteed kate winslet comments on leonardo de cabra's kissing in a recent interview talking about titanic kate winslet said that old leonardo is quite the romancer kissing him almost 30 years years ago was not all it's cracked up to be that's a cheap shot yeah why because it's acting like if i'm acting i'm not gonna like give my a kiss to like that's gross like you think i'm gonna you think i'm gonna give you my like full passion i think the people the director would be like dave more passion no i and i'd be

like well i then get somebody I'm actually interested. This is like acting. You can't judge somebody on that. That's not the full. But, Dave, that's the thing. You have to act like you're giving it all. You can't do that. I feel like they had passion, too.

Like, they were. I watched it. Maybe I'm like, they're in love. Yeah. But I'm like, what do we mean, like, not all chalked up? Like, what, was his lips not moisturized? But was he not? If you like somebody, the kiss is always good. If you don't,

it's generally bad. So, maybe the off-screen chemistry wasn't as deep. Maybe he was into it, she wasn't. Yeah. Ooh, one-sided. Yeah, right. Maybe. She was hot. Ah, at that stage of their lives, careers, Leo is two decibel points above.

Gordon Ramsay gets into a near fatal bike accident. Well, that's good that he didn't die. Poor Gordon. I got a feeling if that's what we're at on the pages, we're not going to have much. It is a crazy bruise. His stomach is black like the whole stomach oh my god i pulled a hamstring once playing adult league baseball looked exactly like that so he should suck it up everyone what's that i was gonna one up someone

no i'm just saying it wasn't on any sheets. Did he finish the game? Me? Yeah, when he toured. Did he push through? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I kept going. I moved to first base, so they just hobbled around. Scooter Braun retired.

He had no clients left. Yeah. Yeah, I think he kind of just got pushed out of work. Rihanna reveals who she wants to play in a movie. In a recent Red Carpet interview, Rihanna said she would want Taylor Russell to play her in a biopic because she's fly and has a nice forehead.

I love Taylor Russell. She's great. She's been playing a lot recently. I think that would be good. Those two compliments, she's fly and has a nice forehead. I love that big compliment those are great from rihanna i'd be like drop to my knees yeah i love her

i post pictures of my forehead everywhere there's a new luxury dog airline bark air making waves for being first class way for dogs and always to travel domestic flights start at six grand international flights uh at eight that's a good deal like i dogs well i assume the owners it looks like there's a guy in that pick do you think ums peaches would do that threw the dog on well i fly private with her all the time it's very expensive like peaches can't fly commercial so i wanted like this would be great does she like the plane or does she not really yeah she's pretty good as long as i bring her bed she'll sleep pretty peacefully like she's a good travel she's good everything um she's getting a little naughty around the house a little bit yeah i saw that she was eating a seagull yeah she she just will eat anything like loves

food that's good bad there's some sort of fruit tree here in miami she's eating the shit out of that getting sick um she'll just eat she loves to eat at least she likes to try new things she's not picky she's open-minded um practical magic is getting a sequel never seen the first yeah what's that you have no clue i like sandra bullock yeah me too and nicole kidman sounds like a banger actually Sequel. Never seen the first. Yeah, what's that? You have no clue. I like Sandra Bullock. Yeah, me too. And Nicole Kidman. It sounds like a banger, actually.

Why does it say, has Brie, Maddie, or Kelly ever seen this? Is it assumed I have? I think that was probably the assumption, yeah. No, I've never seen it. Wow. We got to check that out. Yeah. Should we go together?

Let's all go together. Yeah. Oh, Chappelle Roan having a hard time with her overnight success. This is who Bree introduced me to. But then somebody quickly said they introduced her to you, Bree. Who? I don't know. Someone random?

No. Grace showed me Chappelle Roan. Oh, it's Chappelle? Maybe Grace did Maybe Grace called you out then No we talked about it on BFF On Plan B Yeah and then you told me about it but you didn't say

It was Grace's person Well she showed me her and now I love her Yeah but you gotta When you introduce someone To someone you have to say Where it got when you introduce someone to someone you have to say yes i'll pass on the line so then i have to say who who introduced it to grace i have to say that too depends how long grace was told about her how grace found but if i'm getting the chain of events

72 hours when did grace tell you about her like two two weeks ago? I think you gotta be like, oh, you love her. Grace told me about her. I think. It's all about taking credit for music. I was just saying you would love her. Yeah. You may sound like you're a lifelong fan. Dude, I was just trying to put you onto Chapel Rowan.

Fuck off. What do you two think? I've never heard of her. But no. You don't know Chapel Row? Maybe. Grace told me about it. I gotta play. Grace told me about it. Grace told me about Chapel Row.

All right. If Smelly told you a week and a half ago moves, you gotta listen to this artist. And then I see you and you're like, Dave, I have an artist you love. Don't you have to be like, Smelly gave me an artist that you love. You can't take credit for that artist. I'm not giving credit for an artist you love. Don't you have to be like, Smelly gave me an artist that you love. You can't take credit for that artist.

I'm not giving credit for the artist, Dave. I told you to listen to it. No, because I was running around. This is fucking crazy. I was running around being like, Brie found a good artist. I didn't find her. She's the biggest thing on planet Earth right now.

I have never heard of her, and neither have you. Read the headline dave look at her i was saying chappelle roan's having a hard time with her overnight success oh she's using big big words now because you're in the music business that was crazy that she did drop i don't even know what A&R even means. That's what industry people say. What does A&R mean?

Did you guys know what A&R stands for? It's the people that find, I don't even know what it means. Yeah, you do. I don't even know what it means. She dropped an A&R on us. I'm like, wait. When Dave, when you were asking Brie about it,

did you say, how did you come upon this artist? No, I did. Brie's in music. I just assumed she had dinner with her with Zach or something. You would like Chaparone, Dave.

You'll love it. I was doing what you didn't do i was giving you credit i'm like brie told me like wait a minute i think you just credit i just i just told you to listen to her maybe you could have been like did you listen to her did you like her i haven't listened to her yet oh my god i forget things when this is over i'm going i know but my desk is a mess i'm gonna keep this sheet over here um but let's you're being naive if you don't think people want credit for discovering artists that's a big deal not discovered she's the biggest artist on planet earth right now well that's not she's not some underground yes she is the biggest on earth right now she's blowing

up yeah i think it would be different if she was definitely underground yeah and you were like i found this new thing the secret person that's crazy that crowd yeah she's underground i gotta give credit holy you guys hadn't heard of her maybe i've seen that video but i didn't even realize yeah see smelly moves never heard of her well maybe i need more i'm gonna say i heard from grace who oh i heard from dave who heard from brie who heard from grace correct from her mom heard from her little fucking sister. Does that work, Dave? Yeah, it does.

A&R is Artist in Repertoire. Oh, repertoire. I kind of nailed that. New Dead Queen? I didn't know that. Artist in Repertoire. Girlfriend, if anybody ever is like, Bree's gone big time,

I'm going to pull that clip when you just dropped an A&R in our face in the middle of like a... I'll drop it again. Fuck you. A&R. A&R. Girlfriend yells out cartoon characters during sex. We're digging so deep.

Why is this on here? What is this a story? Yeah, that's crazy. Do you find any cartoons attractive? Like, welcome to the pervert hour. I love, I love, um, nevermind. What? Say who?

Who? Come on. I'm a big fan of Frozen. Oh. Pervert. Oh, Elsa? Yeah, that's why. That's what I was going to say.

I don't want to get called pervert. She's awesome. Okay. Um, Kai Sene faces called first. She's awesome. Kai Sine faces backlash for attending Northwest's birthday. Fans thought it was strange that Kai Sine went to Northwest's 11th birthday party. Why? Why is that weird?

I don't know. I think people just like to have problems with things sometimes. Like he's in the publicity game in that Northwest. This is like when they brought iSpice around and no one was mad about that. Yeah, I don't know why that's a big deal. Like, duh. I don't know who this is. Theo James.

He left a small tub. This is crazy. And I love Theo James. What's he in? He's in like Divergent. After first date in college, Theo James woke up to a small turd in his bathtub that his date had left him after. No, someone did it to him. In the tub. In the tub. That's terrifying

in my opinion. I don't believe it. In the tub. Like, was there no toilet? In the tub. I don't believe it. Tub turd? A tub turd? No way. I don't believe it. Alright guys, quick commercial commercial break ever wish you could uh call a foul on your wireless carrier for their hidden fees then it's time to switch to visible

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for which i feel like every dj has every dj yeah every dj has a back that's like the thing yeah that's what every single dj does so i don't know what that what the big deal is um yeah there weren't a lot of headlines you can tell summer months bff corner happy birthday brie brie celebrated 25th birthday this past weekend her astral birthday was yesterday monday june 17th happy birthday no invite oh david was invited to brie's birthday didn't know it was a birthday and birthday was yesterday, Monday, June 17th. Happy birthday. No invite. Yes, I invited you. Dave who was invited to Bree's birthday didn't know it was her birthday and yes, it was a rundown. So long ago. You didn't know. Don't think you didn't

know my birthday. You didn't know who I was. You go, who the fuck is Bree? That was so funny. This is so funny. I was like, dude, come on. You go, happy birthday, Bree. It is June 18th? 17th. Happy birthday, Brie. It is June 18th?

17th. 17th. Happy birthday, Brie. Who? Brianna. Chicken fry? Yeah, I just saw Zach. Brian just did a nice post about her birthday today.

Happy birthday, Brie. Interesting. High noon's all. He said, happy birthday, bitch. To my defense, you're the last person i would expect to hear like in that situation yeah that actually threw me for a loop too so i wasn't thinking you right away but happy birthday so what'd you guys do um i just got a lake house up in new hampshire for like my family and friends fun yeah it was a blast so i saw you went tubing yeah and I saw you put some whipped cream

in your face. Oh yeah, babe. Tubing is my thing. It's a little scary though sometimes. I've never gone. It's sort of like once you start holding on it's like then you don't want to fall off. It's scary to fall off. And then they spin you

and sometimes you get in the water and then your bathing suit falls off. It's crazy. Sometimes you slam your head really hard. Grace had the record for holding on the longest. Let's go, O'Malley. Good for Grace. That's huge for her.

Let's go. After flipping off backwards five times. Celtics won the championship yesterday. Great, great, great. I'm a huge Celtics fan. Very excited. Bree and I talked earlier. We're deciding whether we want to go to the parade or not which is friday it's a shit show parades are shit shows yeah it could be a lot but it could be a lot of fun

i could see like a summer parade so it's gonna be it's gonna be very hot and we're in a heat wave i know i heard it's like a hundred there so high a hundred new hampshire a lot of people damn yeah it seems like a young brie would love a parade oh man i ate those up yeah ate them up they were awesome because they were all enduring when we were in high school yeah that's what it is it's like it's almost like the selfie parade good for a couple fights people just like underage obliteration obliterated yeah uh i know i'm talking about it no it's not i don't think it's up your alley it may not be yeah and i i'm not gonna be oh wait but this episode comes out tomorrow so maybe someone will watch it and say oh yeah they'll

probably see it and say hey you want to come i don't know i still feel weird a little bit being on duck post like i don't play it's like i. I don't know. It feels a little weird to me. Dave, do you have a scratch on your neck? Like a cut? Yeah. The first person I asked. I've been like, no, other side. Is that stitches?

Yeah, cancer. I'd be it, though. Skin cancer from laying in the sun all day and no sunscreen? Yep. So I had to get it. Yeah, that's from laying in the sun all day and no sunscreen. Yep. So I had to get it. Yeah. That's why I didn't go to the Celtics game. So, yeah, yeah.

But whatever. It was actually cancer. Yeah. I'm sorry. That's scary. No, it's not scary. I mean, it is, but it's not. I add to my list.

I've had a heart attack, cancer, and stung by bees beat it all. Nothing can take you down no and it's like tough to complain i lay in the sun so it's a mole that they you know i yeah i'm taking i'm starting to get on top of myself so i went to a doctor did a skin thing um and they they scrape it and one of them came back as like cancerous so it's like go ahead take it out so i got i don't know it's like 10 or 12 stitches in there right on the knife tape in yeah there's stitches underneath there's stitches on they cut it the fuck out i mean it looks pretty badass yeah no listen i you don't hear me complaining about it

although i've been trying i've been trying to shove it in people's faces to be like what is that so i could be like this i thought it i thought it was he started looking out the window a bunch of people were commenting out on your video i wore yeah can actually can you put up my cigar video yesterday yeah that's what everyone's commenting on no not everyone was commenting nobody we pulled the sheet show the video that i made the cigar video video. The amount of people who didn't... Like, I didn't... Were you trying to show it? No, I didn't want to be like...

Oh. Because that was after. I did it like a couple hours before. Do you know nobody... Very few people are like, why do you have that? Confetti. Okay, we get it.

Maybe they're just a little dinner napkin. I've been trying. I don't want to be like, oh, I have cancer. I feel bad for me. It was only a basil. If you're going to get cancer, that's the best. But I really wanted sympathy. You're welcome.

I just gave it to you. Did no one text you? Who? Did no one text you? First of all, I didn't even tell anyone I was doing it, which is all part of my master plan. Like God forbid the Celtics lost last night. I was just gonna be like, I have cancer.

I don't want to talk about it, but they won and nobody talked about it. Still. I did the rundown with Dan and Kevin. They didn't mention it. It's almost like they know I'm going to call myself a cancer survivor. Yeah. Multiple people texted me asking what happened. You didn't know, did you?

Well, I assumed because you had went like a week before. I thought it was the same thing. No, I thought it was the same. More removal. Yeah, it was cancerous. Like, it's a real loose way because there's really obviously serious cancer. Mine wasn't. But I have the right to say i'm a cancer survivor now i'm glad we asked yeah me too i've been like i mean i was getting close to

i was getting close to the point i was gonna recut this thing open and just start like bleeding until somebody be like what is going on on you i mean this is a huge fucking scar and nobody's saying i was like is that and i kind of wish i didn't ask it looks like i got stabbed what do you mean like and how do i do an entire rundown and nobody how do i do that video and nobody cares maybe because the tissue thing people were distracted the tissue someone someone commented here he put his cigar out on his neck when he was drunk last night no it was cancer and now they're gonna feel like an asshole because you had cancer i had cancer people like your pussy who didn't go to the game i had cancer well then why didn't you yeah now you can just say it i was looking for a lead i

was trying to be like i'm not the type of guy who talks about it yeah it's just like it's my fault i lay in the sun the whole video was about the win yeah but i i had a gigantic bandage on my face it almost touched your eyeball yeah it was huge no one gave a fuck all right i'm glad we got out of the way thank you brie for asking yeah no problem um taylor rooks likes bff clip in mid-february i declared new entry into top 10 most beautiful women taylor rooks month after we posted clips to tiktok taylor rooks liked it nice i don't think that means anything she just like thank you i know yeah she is she's gorgeous um no, Taylor has not reached out to Dave. Sad.

Games. All right, BFFs and Mubi and Smelly, read comments. How are Mubi and Smelly going to... There are comments from the last episode they were on. Okay, fine. Let's do it. And then guess the meme rematch. We generally only do one. Should we just do guess the meme? Sure. Or whatever you... Yeah. It's up Should we just do guess the meme? Sure.

I mean, yeah. Guess the meme is better, I think. We lost. Fine, dude. Guess the meme. I don't care. Oh, no. Yeah, but you guys put in those old, like, for lack of better words, older memes. What's the point? It's a mix between the two.

Okay. Combo. Oh, catch that side. How about that? I said it first, bad baby, though. One for us. What? That. How about that?

Is she dead? Oh, she's like, I'm going to be in the pit. Oh, fuck. I wasn't even paying attention. Yes, that is going to be in the pit this girl oh fuck i wasn't even paying attention yes that is finna be in the pit one one nice i paid almost two thousand dollars for these pit seats i need these pit seats she was like yeah we can replace them with like balcony ticket i was like no like i'm finna be in the pit oh is this the one where you're like hanging off the side? I have no idea. You get run over by a cart.

Oh. Two, one. Dang. Nice. Oh, that's good. That's a trap. I threatened to do that to Riggs and he almost quit. I think I actually put a bounty on him. I'm like, I'll pay anyone five grand who runs over Riggs and he almost quit. I think I actually put a

bounty on him. I'm like, I'll pay anyone five grand who runs over Riggs with a cart. He didn't like that. That's that good shit in alcohol. That's that what the hell? I have no idea. That's that. This isn't a meme. It's recent.

That's that. isn't a meme it's recent that's that that's that is it i mean fuck i have no clue i would have never known that that's a meme that's that me look at all those chickens. I clocked that one. I'm like, I'm just doing the longer phrase. Shut up. These chickens.

Who got the point? I think we did. I think it's three, three, one. It took too long. I know. I got it's Brie 3-1 It took too long I know I gotta Oh I'm like Um

Oh Nice That a girl Brie Thank you These aren't memes Oh He's like One of those?

No Oh my god I'm bad at this game He says something He says something mean to him obviously No. Oh, my God. I'm bad at this game. He says something mean to him, obviously. I might could be more blank right now. Yeah, I mean, I thought I nailed it. What's it say, Austin?

That's fake. Yeah, it was a skit, right right that's the most obviously fake thing ever yeah it's definitely fake it's an old viral video well it's a fake one here's croissant I dropped my croissant yeah you got that

you shortened that one croissant in that one. Like Chris, Chris Holland. It's everyday bro. Everyday bro. Oh, that was right at the same time. Like, wow.

Tied up. I'm on, I'm on Moob's backpack right now. They're up by one. Oh, fuck. I have no idea. Oh my God. No,

I know this. Um, oh um oh oh it's logan oh my god do you remember it it was a very violent and elissa violet has the competition shook in it i forget what it's called though i shouldn't really know this i didn't listen to a lot of diss tracks growing up I didn't listen to a lot of diss tracks growing up. Oh, duh. That's the last one. They win 4-3. That's it.

Me and Dave? Yeah. All right. Nice. And now we're 0-2. Great. Thank you for joining us, Moobs and Smelly. Of course. Emergency fill-in.

Oh, it was a filler. All right. That's it. That's the entire show. All right. Fast. Nothing. Summer months.