BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - DAVE PORTNOY HAS A BONE TO PICK WITH BRIANNA CHICKENFRY - BFFs EP. 190

Episode Date: August 29, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, BFF listeners, you can find us every Wednesday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Raising Canes. To get the party started, Canes is giving away over $100,000 worth of prizes, including a chance to win a 10-ounce solid gold bar. Starting today, August 28th, enter for a chance to win through September 10th at RaisingCanesBirthday.com. And don't you worry, Cane's couldn't stop the celebration there. Raising Cane's is opening their 828th restaurant today in downtown Boston off Arch Street.
Starting point is 00:00:34 If you're in the area, the celebration will be going all day, so be sure to check out this truly golden Raising Cane's restaurant in my hometown. Visit your local Raising Cane canes celebrate the birthday or go to raisincanes.com forward slash golden birthday to learn more raisin canes chicken fingers one love what's up brie see look josh was merch yeah i was just about to say nice i know i i it's at it's in new york yeah yeah yeah yeah whatever i'm finally off the bus today. You should have got some shit to wherever you were at. I know, I fucked up. It's honestly sick, though.
Starting point is 00:01:08 It looks good. It is. It's nice. I'm jealous. Wait, can you do a spin around? Can I see the back? Hey, yo. I got a girlfriend.
Starting point is 00:01:16 Okay. Whoa, not like that. Not like that. Don't arch it or anything. Oh, yeah. Okay, relax. All right. I want to see the back of the hoodie. I want to see the back of the hoodie i want to see the back of the sweatshirt oh shit my bad i don't want to see your ass oh yeah that's good that's gold that is yeah it is is it pink it's pink yeah oh yep look at this got the oh oh you look way cooler than me
Starting point is 00:01:43 and the best part about it is they're not like the tight they're not the tight bottoms they're like the best ones oh so nice it's so nice do you like chocolate milk oh i love chocolate milk me too it's so good it's the greatest it's like a breakfast dessert you know i know yeah 14 grams of protein, too? Wow. I'm getting big. Getting big. Getting big for winter. It's bulking season. That's true. That's true. Gotta stay warm somehow. You wanna be on the podcast?
Starting point is 00:02:15 Hi. I'm Mango. The paw-cast? I'm Mango. Hi. I'm Mango. Welcome to the paw-cast. Say paw. Paw. Like a paw. Paw-cast? Like paw. Paw. Like a paw. Pawcast? Yeah. Like paw. Is that what you were saying? Oh.
Starting point is 00:02:28 Ooh, is this ASMR for kitties? Kitty lovers? Can you guys hear it? It's going to get like three views. Ooh. No, people love cats. Look how cute she is. She just fell asleep with my arms. I need to get this sticker off my hat. I can't even... I can't see what I'm touching. I'm getting with my arms. I need to get this sticker off my hat. I can't even...
Starting point is 00:02:45 I can't see what I'm touching. I'm getting on a flight. Look it. All my bags are packed right there. Oh my goodness. That's so many bags. It's going to be brutal. How do you even check that all?
Starting point is 00:03:00 You have to be at the airport an hour and a half early. What are you bringing? No, we're leaving the bus. He missed the flex. It's not a flex. It's just that's how you can pack it all. She said private, Josh. Oh, I get it.
Starting point is 00:03:15 Not my doing. Not my money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not my cash. But that's my bags. Living that Zach Bryan lifestyle now, huh? I guess so. Solid. I'd ride a private jet
Starting point is 00:03:26 if my significant other bought them for me too. Gabby ain't doing that. Brie was the poorest person on the podcast. Not anymore. Yeah, now she's up there. Okay, why are you guys calling me, what are you calling me, broke? No, you used to be the broke person on the pod.
Starting point is 00:03:43 Yeah, you used to be broke and relatable. Not anymore. Josh used to be able to relate to the pod yeah you used to be broken relatable not anymore josh used to be able to relate to dave's like millionaire lifestyle and be like i'm just a normal girl doing normal stuff i am no one can no i still am you know you're not a woman of the people anymore you're so out of touch she's like here's my million dollar penthouse she's my eight million dollar house like she's just yeah yeah buying houses like dave now right yeah that one zach house that that he bought that clearly was brie's influence you know the one brie you know the one i don't claim it this is just all you got i don't gotta claim any of this that's all funky the funky carpet we
Starting point is 00:04:17 all know that was you you were like i like this carpet we knew you we all knew know that i lost me i don't know what you're talking about on that one. Bree knows. I don't know. I literally am just a girl. And I'm still poor. Any day now, Dave. Got a private jet to catch. I'm in North Dakota.
Starting point is 00:04:39 What's in North Dakota? It's pretty scary. Actually, it's pretty cool. North Dakota's scary. I was going to say, what's scary scary North Dakota's scary I was going to say what's scary in North Dakota desolate alright he's ready alright BFF's new episode we got right off the top the merch is that what we're doing
Starting point is 00:04:59 me and you got the merch on obviously we're repping I forgot it was my quote. Yeah. Yeah. I love this quote. Invite me so I can say no. It's sick.
Starting point is 00:05:09 Yeah, do a little spin around. Yeah, do a little spin around. We had Josh do one too. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Invite me so I can say no. It's so sick. It's great.
Starting point is 00:05:16 It's great. And then Josh has the whole sweatsuit on and the hat. Yeah, the hat's fire too. The sweatpants are great too. They got the loose bottoms, which are nice. Not like the tight ones. I don't like the tight ones around my ankle when I'm trying to just lounge at the house. Go over your shoes nice.
Starting point is 00:05:32 It's great. Yeah, so the Lonely Ghost collab on sale. Now, I forgot what the slogan was and when I read it, I'm like, oh, that's sick. Oh, yeah. All available limited crew neck, wide leg, sweatpants, t-shirts, hat. Go buy it. Lonely Ghost BFF collab.
Starting point is 00:05:47 On sale at the end of the episode. On sale at the end of the episode. Thank you, Austin. Boom. Let me see. I want to just see something. You saw something earlier you want to jump right into? No, I'm seeing if BFF's corner has it.
Starting point is 00:06:04 Are we talking about my unreal hole in one is that what we were going to talk about no i'll wait till we get to i have a bone to pick with brie like big bone oh wait another what what now is it on here no so what are you are you want to just start with it since we're both josh you and i are both on the plan breed tour yes we are i'm doing pittsburgh i'm doing boise yeah i and and this is going to come across as disrespectful to somebody who's not on this podcast but i clicked it's like here we go the the plan breed tour the, the My Best Friends tour, huge guests. And that's me.
Starting point is 00:06:47 And it's that guy, Stiney. You can't put me next to Stiney. That's so disrespectful to me. It's unbelievable. It's so unbelievable, disrespectful to me. Like, we got all these guests, A-list guests dave portnoy steiny we don't belong in the same town zip code country in terms of hey we got big guests i'm like yeah i'm gonna do brie's thing i'll fly to pittsburgh she asked me to do it i flew for alex did her cooper the her color day
Starting point is 00:07:27 steiny you got me next to steiny and i i like steiny i have no problem with him but you're hurting me i almost had to cancel okay you want to know you'd want to know this and this seems disrespectful to steiny too what i'm about to say i don't even want to say it well you got to say it now because it's even worse if you keep it a secret oh well this omaha that show was supposed to be rob from love island but he's saying in the uk so now he couldn't make the oma or the omaha show yeah so everyone else was like booked because it was a week before. And I'm not saying Stiney was the last option. But I knew Stiney would come through.
Starting point is 00:08:11 I don't know that I feel that much better about having to be robbed from Love Island after me. He's huge right now. He's pretty big right now. Rob's pretty big right now. He's bringing in views. Like, I turn down almost everything. Like, I get asked a lot of things like no not gonna do that we're bffs yeah but then you put me next to like on a a billboard it's like featuring david from barstool sports and steiny it's like 20 years i'm next to steiny i'm back to like that's i puked i did it the way you did it i actually and then
Starting point is 00:08:47 you took the page to it it something must have been wrong with the post because it came down for a second and then went back thought whoa maybe they accidentally put somebody with a brain is like dave is not gonna be happy where it flips big guess dave portnoy steiny i don't know what to fucking tell you i'm so sorry i don't mean it disrespectfully to steiny but give me that's what i'm saying steiny's a great guy but the girls are excited to see steiny i'm excited to have steiny give me a fucking break he's a character yeah j-lo officially you should have had you know what you should have had your your own your own grid post it was that is that's as much about maintaining your brand as anything it's like well if you get lumped into the same level as stani you're done like i'm done like all right
Starting point is 00:09:41 hang them up like right no you're in there with Zayn and Heath and Josh and Sarah. I didn't complain about Josh. I don't even know. And maybe the other people are benefiting from I don't even know who they are. I think I was with Austin. He's like, they're huge. They're huge, yeah. I don't know who those people are, but I know who Stiney is.
Starting point is 00:09:59 Zayn and Heath's podcast get like a million listens each episode. Yeah. I don't know who those people are, but I don't get mad at people I don't know. It's like, all right, they must be big. But Stiney, I know who he is. He loves you. I know he does.
Starting point is 00:10:14 It's going to be tough after this. No, he knows. I think if you ask Stiney, like, am I in the same league with Dave as a guest? He's like, no, I'm not. Right. Right, right, right. Yeah, so maybe, you know, he probably felt good about it.
Starting point is 00:10:28 Yeah, he feels great. He felt bad about it. He feels great. He'll probably use it as marketing materials. Anyhow, J-Lo officially files for divorce from Ben Affleck. This is the second time they got divorced? I think the first time was a called off engagement. Got it.
Starting point is 00:10:47 Yeah. I mean, she's like what? She's been collecting these like Thanos with Infinity Stone. She's going engagement ring for engagement ring. I think we've talked about this before. She's got to be on five now. She's going for five. What is this quote to from Alex Rodriguez?
Starting point is 00:11:03 You either go one way or the other. You might as well be the one deciding the direction. What the hell does that mean? Yeah, that sounds like you trying to make up a saying. I don't make any sense. Yeah, I don't get that one. Yeah, you either go away one way or the other. You might as well be the one deciding the direction.
Starting point is 00:11:20 Maybe because J-Lo filed for it. He's like, hey, you got to either stay or leave, and at least you're the one deciding. Were they married? Was A-Rod and J-Lo married? Yeah. They were. I get confused.
Starting point is 00:11:31 Six engagements, and she went through with him four times. So four marriages. Hey, she knows what she wants, and she just hasn't found it yet. Yeah. Or she doesn't know what she wants and marriage now means nothing if you're her right i mean it means something but it's no different than like hey you want to go on a date it's like pretty it's been at that point yeah yeah it's a lot yeah since his divorce sacred ben affleck has been poorly spotted with robert f
Starting point is 00:12:00 kennedy junior uh daughters junior kick kick kennedy crazy name kick kennedy it's kind of F. Kennedy Jr. Daughters Jr. Kick Kennedy. Crazy name. Oh, Kick Kennedy. It's kind of a cool name. Yeah, I don't know. How fast, too fast to get into a relationship after a split? I feel like we've been hearing they've been on the rocks for a long time. Yeah. So we don't really know how long they've really already been kind of done in a way. Right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:19 I mean, I don't think divorce happens overnight. No. No. No. Haley and Justin Bieber welcome their happens overnight. No. No. No. Haley and Justin Bieber welcome their first child. Good for them. Congrats. What's the name? It's cute.
Starting point is 00:12:31 Jack Blues Bieber. I like that. Jack. Yeah. That's the most normal celebrity name. Yeah. It's got to be the most normal celebrity name that's ever been named. Yeah. I mean, Blues is still kind of out there, but makes sense with the singing.
Starting point is 00:12:43 Jack Blues Bieber. It all makes sense. Works together. Has good like. I like it. Blues is the middle name, there, but makes sense with the singing. Jack Blues Bieber, it all makes sense. Works together, has good like. I like it. Blues is the middle name, though, right? Yeah, yeah, right. So it's like, yeah. Do you think they'll call him Blue?
Starting point is 00:12:51 Or do you think they're going to call him Jack? I can see them calling him like Blue. Jack Blues, JB? Call him JB. Yeah, maybe. JB too. JBB. Hey, JBB.
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Starting point is 00:14:30 Instagram takes a page out of my space book. Instagram is rolling out a new feature similar to my space. We're using an add a song to their profile. Oh, okay. What song would you guys add on Instagram? Like if I had one song choice, I had one song choice i had one song choice that's a tough question you gotta you gotta keep it for like three months so you really have to like it i'm definitely going
Starting point is 00:14:53 a buffett song i was thinking i'm going like an older song i'm not i'm not doing a song that's probably like current yep sitting on the dock of the bay for me. Maybe the why no. And I know I like love that song. Jimmy Buffett. I'm doing some sort of Jimmy Buffett song. Classic. Yeah. Sabrina Carpenter's love triangle with Shawn Mendes and Camilo Cabello. Sorry, Dave.
Starting point is 00:15:17 I was still talking about my song. You skipped over me. What were you saying? You said you were going to go old. What was your song? Ain't no sunshine. It's whatever. We moved on. What about about sabrina carpenter that's a try hard that's a try hard song for you though ain't no sunshine is a great song i love it i wish i said i was gonna do an old song i i feel like that's
Starting point is 00:15:38 like the vibe on an instagram what you're gonna come on my instagram and come on to like i take certified love a boy certified pedophile how do they even do this when like music companies are like suing everybody over using their music now you can put it as like your profile is crazy they gotta have the rights they must have a deal with them licensing you can put it on your instagram pictures too you can add a song that's true must have struck a deal so does it just start playing or people have to play it like if someone's never rolling down it's your eye keeps changing you just you just go on the profile and the music starts playing i'd hate that that's too i don't want that it's too interactive for you yeah it's
Starting point is 00:16:17 too much shit going on um yeah i get that it's a little bit stimulating over stimulating sabrina's love triangle with sean mendez and camila cabello what they had a threesome what is this what is this all about last week sabrina carpet released her new album short and sweet fans have theorized many songs on it about her love triangle with sean mendez and camila cabello is that saying that she was dating sean or like they had a threesome what someone tell me I don't know love triangle you they were probably both dating Shawn Mendes or like at a different times or the same time and they both were in love with the dude and maybe he was he was playing him I don't know love triangle usually seems like one one person's usually doing something wrong I think
Starting point is 00:17:02 you're right she was like sandwiched in between. So like Sean and Camila were together and then Sean and Sabrina had like a thing and then she went back or he went back to Camila after. Got it. She got stuck in the middle. They always seem to end up back together. They do.
Starting point is 00:17:18 They do. Sean and Camila? Yeah. Yeah. They're always in a couple I know. I didn't know that Sabrina was ever in the middle. I thought Sabrina was dating the actor guy. They broke up.
Starting point is 00:17:28 Me too. And there's a lot of speculation that they broke up. Yeah. But there's no solid. What? What did you say, Austin? Did they break up? No, this was before that.
Starting point is 00:17:37 But the speculation they broke up, but then some of the songs seem like they're still about him on the album. So no one really knows. Ronaldo beat Mr. Beast's YouTube records. about him on the album so no one really knows uh ronaldo beat mr beast youtube records in under 24 hours chris and albert ronaldo has beat mr beast youtube record of being the fastest growing youtube channel ronaldo hit 20 million subscribers in under 24 hours so it took his beats 132 days to reach 10 million uh currently mr beast has 312 million ronaldo has 49 million. To me, that's not beating Mr. Beast. That's just a minor. 312 to 49 is still a landslide.
Starting point is 00:18:10 What does Ronaldo do on his channel? Just post, like, soccer clips? Yeah, I think he had just, like, announced he was starting a YouTube channel. And obviously, he's got, what, the biggest poll in the world. So everyone went and followed it instantly. But it's a little bit of an unfair advantage. Ronaldo's already already big and then starting his youtube channel mr b started it from nothing wasn't something through it now he's at 312 i mean ronaldo's got a long way to go but at the rate he's growing he'll be there in two weeks the soccer guys enter it's just you never really can grasp how big they are. No, it's nuts.
Starting point is 00:18:45 It's nuts. Yeah. Global. This is a shot. This is a callback. This is a little callback. A little callback to Disney's Doctor Doofenshmirtz goes viral. Disney asks a new meet and greet character at California Adventure Park,
Starting point is 00:18:59 Doctor Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb. Doctor Doofenshmirtz has taken the internet by storm. People saying the character is scary. And the only reason it's on here is because when I didn't know who Phineas and Ferb were and you guys did that little back and forth and I fell for it. This is a callback. Yeah. You do see there's a D at the start of the name, right?
Starting point is 00:19:22 Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Doofenshmirtz. Yeah, Doofenshmirtz. Doofenshmirtz? Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Merch. Doofenshmirtz. I can't even say it right now. Doofenshmirtz? Doofenshmirtz? Doofenshmirtz?
Starting point is 00:19:30 It's just Dr. Doofenshmirtz. English women on American boys. I'm not, this is a stupid story. English women on American boys. A few weeks ago, BFF discussed whether or not English women like American boys the same way American women like English men. Since then then a podcast called wednesdays hosted by two english women sophie habu and melissa tatum discussed the topic
Starting point is 00:19:51 okay let's see a little we'll see i think they're gonna go against what we said now that they put this on the sheet i could personally never be attracted to an american boy because their personality and their humor for me personally is it i find just icky american boy chat is like hey how are you so fucking intense oh my god hey how are you you look like a stand-up girl i bet you went to school and got really good grades and how are your family yeah yeah no whereas a boy's like what's happening girls you're right no an english voice chat is like, next. No, English boys are weird.
Starting point is 00:20:27 I like a weird boy. Very rarely you'll get an American guy that's weird. I think any weirdness in an English boy, I'm like, I'm blah. You definitely can get weird blokes that are American. Okay, but not like weird, like, I wash lizards all weekend. Like, that's not doing it for me. Like, weird, like, hyper weird. Like, they like weird like like hyper weird like yeah they say weird comments you're like what the where the fuck did that come from yeah and it's just jokes
Starting point is 00:20:49 and you laugh at them yeah so they're saying they don't like american boys but their logic made didn't make an ounce of sense what holes are you poking into their logic dave we don't like what all guys go up like how are your what how's your family you're a nice girl like what are they talking about that's yeah no i i've never ever opened up a conversation being like you look like a girl that got good grades yeah that's fucking what are we talking about line i've ever heard and instantly you sound like a creep that's into school girls gotta yeah i have a better pickup line than that i don't know maybe where they're picking up they sound like two girls
Starting point is 00:21:25 have never been to america they do kind of i was gonna say maybe they are just in the wrong spots yeah yeah yeah yeah dealing with that i can't get over how pretty that girl looks like a supermodel though which one the one on the bottom of the sheet i mean they're both beautiful but the other one i was like oh my gosh i don't know which one you you're saying let me what the which one the one with the mole what do you guess the first one her her oh i thought you were gonna say the other one really i mean she's gorgeous too but the other girl to me looks like um what's her name cindy crawford sorry dave just took that that's crazy you don't think she looks like a supermodel no but to say she looks like cindy crawford is or she looks like um am i thinking of no she looks like the one
Starting point is 00:22:14 that dates um maybe i'm saying the wrong person awesome butler yeah yeah well that's her daughter so she does that the daughter looks like cindy crawford to yeah the daughter does look like cindy crawford i think she looks like kai gerber looks like that girl in the podcast no no no i think so well hi gerber and the girl they kind of have a little bit of similarities i kind of see it where's kai gerber let me see kai gerber kai gerber looks like cindy crawford because it is cindy crawford's daughter yeah someone revving yeah please this girl yeah there's a motorcycle out there yeah this girl is kyger yeah that looks like the girl in the podcast an ugly version maybe wait which one's the podcast one or this one
Starting point is 00:23:00 i like i couldn't even pay attention to what she was saying because I was just thinking how pretty she was. Can I see this girl again? The one that Bree is in love with here. This one does not look like Kai Gerber. Is it because of the mole? Is it because of the mole? She just
Starting point is 00:23:17 even without the mole, she's stunning. I'm not saying she's ugly but you the Crawfords, Kai Gerber, please. I don't know. She looks like a supermodel to me. Put some respect on their name. What is this?
Starting point is 00:23:32 Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. French actor wants his dog euthanized after his death? Oh, I saw this. It was crazy. Crazy. Oh, so that his dog doesn't have to live without him. That's just like a cat lady. That's such a cat lady response to that.
Starting point is 00:23:48 No, I'm saying that's probably what his thing is. Yeah, I don't think he's doing to be cruel. Yeah, but still, the dog's not done living. Snake bites man on the balls. The Thai man posted stories on Facebook about how he sat down to go to the bathroom, was bit on the balls by a 12-foot python. The man grabbed the snake, but it wouldn't let go,
Starting point is 00:24:05 so he had to beat it off using a toilet brush. What is this? There's a video of it? Oh, it's crazy. I've seen this video, and there's like a little bit of, we got to watch this video. No, I'm not. Look at this snake.
Starting point is 00:24:16 Is the snake in the video? Yeah. No. Yeah, I'm not watching. Oh, Austin. Just take a little peek. Take a little peek, Dave. Nope.
Starting point is 00:24:25 Come on. For the clip. Nope take a little peek. Take a little peek, Dave. Nope. Come on. For the clip. Nope. You got to know what you're good at, what you're bad at. I'll have nightmares. Of just the snake in a man's hand? It looks so tiny. Also, I didn't know pythons bit.
Starting point is 00:24:38 I thought they squeezed. Well, they got that. That's boa constrictors. Correct. Thank you, Bree. Pythons, yeah. What would you do in a situation if you're sitting on a toilet and a snake just goes full nutsack shoot myself in the head find a gun and shoot myself yeah wow both the same answer so quick kill yourself hey that's the
Starting point is 00:24:56 option um yes logan paul being accused of pushing his dog he clearly didn't push the dog off the boat this is he's he just people come after him. Even us, we had a headline on Barstool. It's obvious the dog jumps. I didn't see this video. It's obvious the dog jumps. It's insane to even accuse. Why he posted it, I don't know, but it is obvious the dog
Starting point is 00:25:18 jumped. You have to be the worst human being in the world to push your dog off a boat. Probably don't do it. Like he's getting ready to jump oh yeah like he clearly yeah that's his coiling and then you can see the hand going to grab him but he's jumping it's the most obvious jump of all time yeah that's a grab that's not a push that's a grab and he jumps it's like clear yeah yeah i have been trying to think he says have the bffs dogs ever been on the boat i don't know how to get peaches onto my boat
Starting point is 00:25:50 and but i have thought about it oh she's been on a boat but not my boat my dogs love the boat my dog's never been on a boat why can't you get miss peaches on a boat though because my boat is is in the middle of the ocean. Yeah, it's like on a buoy. It doesn't have a dock. Does she swim? No. And do you swim out to it, or do you bring like a dinghy? I swim, or it's a little like canoe,
Starting point is 00:26:15 but things get real hairy when I go canoe to boat. Like, we're tipping, we're grabbing. It's like not safe environment for her. Why don't you just get a dinghy? Well, I do have like a tiny little, it's like super shallow. Like I can walk to my boat. The water would be up to here. Okay.
Starting point is 00:26:32 So you can't get one of those little like, you know what I'm talking about, right? Like the tiny little engine. Little motor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, you could, but still it would be like shaky going. It'd be more of a pain in the ass than anything. All right. Seems like it would be easy for
Starting point is 00:26:45 miss peaches to just climb on board with you though do you have a dock at your house no because oh that's my point when the tide goes out does your boat just lay on the rocks no it's it's it's further enough out no matter what if the tide goes in it's still floating okay oh ours lays on the rocks and it's scary looking huh um i don't know what this is uh tiana robillard says cody ford gave his new girlfriend his clothes that's her clothes yeah that's crazy that's nuts you can't be doing crazy you can't be doing like the girl must have known just to to post in it is crazy. But he's diabolical.
Starting point is 00:27:27 Yeah, but I could definitely see. That's what I'm saying. I can see the girl not knowing, right? You got to assume for just mankind that the woman didn't know before posting in her clothes. Why would you ever post, though, that she admitted that they're dating? Isn't this guy public enemy number one yes i don't know why anyone would ever publicly admit that but he probably was like baby i got you this jacket that's what i'm thinking she probably thought like it was a present yeah
Starting point is 00:27:55 that's that's where i was going with it it was probably like oh here have this why would you ever date him right after i can't believe it i can't believe it. She's got to be like a social media because she's stunning. The new girlfriend, according to looking at this picture, is that her like, she must be trying to get famous. I mean,
Starting point is 00:28:15 maybe. Yeah. He's an NFL guy. Yeah, but he's a lineman. But he's still bad. He's not Joe Burrow. You're not dating Joe Burrow. You're dating a lineman
Starting point is 00:28:24 who just cheated on his wife. Like this girl can get plenty of Joe Burrow. You're not dating Joe Burrow. You're dating a lineman who just cheated on his wife. Like, this girl can get plenty of NFL linemen. You're right. Yeah. You're right. Pick a better one. Pick a better one with a better background. History.
Starting point is 00:28:33 Maybe it's an intention thing. Or maybe she just fell for his charm. Who knows? His hairy charm. I'm guessing attention. Jules didn't trademark Demore. Demure. Very demure.
Starting point is 00:28:49 Very mindful. Remember we talked about this last week? Yep. I didn't know that you could trademark like a word. Yeah, I thought the dictionary did that. I guess it's a slogan if she made up very demure and mindfellow, you can do that. Yeah, it was swept under her feet though. Under a Washington State resident named Jefferson Bates snagged at first for advertising marketing promotional services
Starting point is 00:29:11 that doesn't matter she could win that she's crying here but as long as you prove the trademark is yours and you use it first you can't just swipe in and steal somebody else's like if i didn't trademark barcelos sports which it is obviously and someone came in after as long as i prove i use it first it's mine the meaning is to me you get the trademark back oh yeah so she can still win if she wanted to yes you can still win because then everybody would be doing that they'd be like stealing other people's basically ip yeah game time we love getting out to live events whether it's a concert football game or comedy They'd be like stealing other people's basically IP. Yeah. Game time. We love getting out to live events, whether it's a concert, football game, or comedy show.
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Starting point is 00:30:42 A 15-year-old kid developing soap that cures skin cancer unreal yeah this makes me feel like just useless well i like where let me read it before i say bullshit times times kid of the year named herman he man beckley is being honored for his efforts to develop a soap that cures skin cancer he's attempting to use use amiquids in soap to make it more easily accessible, more affordable. The $40,000 it usually costs for skin cancer treatment. So he hasn't done it yet. He's
Starting point is 00:31:13 trying to do it. In efforts. In efforts. I mean, hey. Hey. You gotta cheer for the guy, Dave. I'm cheering. You're a skin cancer survivor. You gotta know. Yeah, I forgot. Anybody who can cure any Dave. I'm cheering. You're a skin cancer survivor. You got to know... Yeah, I forgot. Anybody who can cure any cancer, I'm obviously
Starting point is 00:31:29 for it. I'd like to know how close this is. We probably have to protect this kid too because he's going to end up in a ditch dead if he finds the cure in about three months. Because of pharma companies? Yeah, are you kidding me? Think about it. Yeah, we got to protect this kid.
Starting point is 00:31:46 Yeah. They got to keep this guy monitored because all of a sudden he's going to go down in a plane crash or a car accident or something. And we're all going to be like, oh. I really would like to know how close he is. I don't know. You better be at the finish line to be time man of the year. It's got to be. It's got to be close.
Starting point is 00:32:08 He's kid of the year. Not man of the year. Got to be close to the year. He's got to be. He's got to be relatively like you got to think he's over 50% of the way, right? Oh, that's nowhere. You got to be like 90% of the way. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:32:19 Okay, but he has to be the first guy to ever like think of it. He's only 15 like no one else has thought to do this. Well, it's a kid. So again, I don't know if we're pampering this kid. Right, right, right. Are they giving him a little extra credit? Nobody has ever thought you can cure cancer with soap except a kid. If you can do it, I bet this never happens.
Starting point is 00:32:41 I don't like the nepotism. I hope it happens. I would actually say there's no chance. Nepotism. That wasn't the right word. That wasn't the right. We're going to. Let's just.
Starting point is 00:32:53 What did you say? I didn't hear what you said. I used the wrong word. I meant to say pessimistic. And I said nepotism, I believe. Oh, yeah. That's the wrong word there. Isn't the right.
Starting point is 00:33:03 Wrong word. Yeah. Not the right word to use there. Anyways, I'm going to be optimistic, that's the wrong word there. Isn't the right. Wrong word. Yeah, not the right word to use there. Anyways, I'm going to be optimistic. That's what I was trying to get at. That's a good way. I'm a pessimist. According to Dave, it's never going to happen.
Starting point is 00:33:12 Just think about it. Dave thinks this guy's selling a bag of flaming shit. We have all these people trying to cure all sorts of cancers, and God bless, because cancer is obviously a killer, and anybody can do it. Great. We have a kid who's like, hey, let's just make a soap that cures cancer. Oh, I didn't think of that.
Starting point is 00:33:28 All our brilliant scientists who are adults never thought, let's just make a soap. Well, maybe they didn't want to think of it, Dave, because they're getting paid by the drug companies. Yeah, it says he's still even trying to figure out how to make it stay on your skin and that it would take years to even come to market after that.
Starting point is 00:33:46 Thank you. There's no fucking chance. I don't know what Time Magazine is doing, but logically, it's... All right. Kids for the best. I believe in the kids. Yeah, I mean...
Starting point is 00:33:59 It's a good attaboy. Maybe 20 years from now. It's like going to a science fair project and the kid's like, well, I'm going to learn how to do flying spaceship cars. It's like, all right, attaboy, gold medal. It's never happening. You think we're never going to have flying spaceship cars? Not from a kid.
Starting point is 00:34:17 Kid's not going to be the one who invents it if we do. All right. Pizza Hut is letting you make a TikTok to pay for your pizza. Pizza Hut across United Arab Emirates are now allowing customers to pay for their food with TikTok videos when you buy a MyBox meal from Pizza Hut UAE and post a video with the food to any TikTok trend, a promo code to resume, a free MyBox will be DM'd to you. Not a bad idea. Not a bad idea at all. Yeah, it's kind of a really good idea free marketing marketing yeah and you're gonna get a ton of it
Starting point is 00:34:50 ton of it yeah rapper juvenile blast american airlines for removing him from first class rapper and juvenile was told by american airline flight attendants his seat was moved from first class coach juvenile told the flight attendants he was a celebrity they'd regret telling him to move and they would be leaving the plane instead going to coach juvenile and post a video showing past airline tickets that are all first class i feel played american air y'all gonna bump me to coach after i'm already in my seat don't worry fort worth i'm boarding another plane right now to better airline the show must go on so did he he he got upgraded and then downgraded he did he didn't buy the first class, I assume?
Starting point is 00:35:25 He didn't specifically show any receipt that he was in first class or anything, but he said he had a first class ticket. Well, if he bought it, they must have upgraded him, and then something happened, and they downgraded him. I don't think you can just kick someone back if they bought the ticket right off the bat. Yeah, it seems crazy. And he would be showing the ticket, right, that he bought?
Starting point is 00:35:48 Yes. That he showed all his other tickets being like, look, I always buy first class. Yeah, something's fishy. Alex Earl apologized for using N-word after lawyer drama. On their podcast, Do We Know Them, Jesse Smiles and Lily Martson said that Alex Earl's lawyers email them about their subreddit. They don't run because the sub that is some dumb ass lawyers. They don't run because the subreddit posted a screenshot of Alex using the word in 2014.
Starting point is 00:36:16 Her lawyers trademarked it so other people cannot post it. What? People are saying that she came out and said that it's not true but that they trademarked the posts of her saying the word so that no one else could repost it but she was like that's not true i believe alex the lawyer sent them like this big thing being like this is like intellectual property like yada yada yada like that i believe lawyers think people are the dumbest i've gone through this Barca. There's nothing lawyers love doing. I'm trying to scare people who aren't lawyers.
Starting point is 00:36:48 I just like jargon, and you got to do this, and you got to do that, and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, just because lawyers think they'll scare you to do it. Did they trademark it? That I'd be stunned. I don't think you can trademark that anyway so i believe alex um weird time though uh what like either don't talk about it she waited so long i alex did say i think people advised her not to talk about it she wished she didn't listen to those people she was 13 years old
Starting point is 00:37:20 it's a lot to do i think she she talked about it because it really started circulating that she trademarked it after this podcast and people were like what the fuck yeah well that would be a crazy hide it yeah that is so she had to talk about it got it uh new jeremy allen white calvin klein campaign dropped nice okay he can't can't stop won't stop but. But you would say he's too old to wear Calvin Klein, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yes. How old is he?
Starting point is 00:37:48 What about even the gray ones? I don't want to stare at his junk. I think he's like 35. He's 33. Does it say Klein in huge letters there? It's not necessarily the gray ones. I actually have that pair. They're not like huge letters.
Starting point is 00:38:02 They're like little white. Yeah, I think it's too old. I think 25 and under. Maybe even 23 for Calvin Klein. I'd make the cut for like another year. Yeah, you're a good Calvin Klein guy. Like, he's too old. He's got massive triceps, though.
Starting point is 00:38:19 No, oh, well. His triceps are... Theo Vaughn teaches Donald Trump about cocaine. This was very funny. Yeah. I didn't see this.ald trump out cocaine this was very funny yeah i didn't this was awesome it's very funny no i would just do cocaine that was really well yeah so i just yeah that's and it was down and that's down and dirty right yeah and this is yeah this i mean it was yeah but you don't anymore no i don't do it anymore man and i'm not doing is it too much too much to handle some of the stuff started to get a real rattle in it, too.
Starting point is 00:38:46 I don't know where we were even getting it from in this country. But, yeah, it started to make me feel like I was a mechanic or something. So the thing you go back to then is alcohol for the most part. Right, yeah. But what I want probably is cocaine. But I know that if I have a drink, then it'll give me, it'll be like, okay, well, I had a drink. Then I can do this. Is cocaine a stronger up? Yeah, okay, well, I had a drink, then I can do this. Is cocaine a stronger up?
Starting point is 00:39:06 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you're way up with cocaine more than anything else you can think of. Cocaine will turn you into a damn owl, homie. You know what I'm saying? You'll be out on your own porch. You'll be your own street lamp. You're freaking. And is that a good feeling?
Starting point is 00:39:22 No. It's crazy. Trump rolls the punches really well in those situations him being like so that's just real down and dirty isn't it like that's awesome that's crazy to me I was watching that and I was like
Starting point is 00:39:35 is this Trump's like best way to play it off like he's never done below you're telling me Trump you think you'd have to all his time in like totally places he's been in new york like through the years he's lived in literally the coke era like the era where everyone was blowing down i mean the epstein island's a little aggressive well he i didn't say what you don't think they're blowing down out there i don't think he's been like an
Starting point is 00:40:04 epstein Island guy, like the way that that connotation was. Yeah, that made it seem like he was like a pedophile. Yeah. No, I don't think he was at all. No. I don't think he's an Epstein Island guy. Should we talk about who we're all going to vote for, guys? Is that what we should do right now?
Starting point is 00:40:20 By the way, Theo Vaughn, credit to him. Oh, she's the worst. Credit to him. I knew you were gonna say that it's credit to him he had uh what's his face on before trump what you gotta do if you're gonna do trump do this he had bernie bernie's yeah bernie sanders so get them both so that's good when you go both sides smart guy smart guy smart guy um boeing astronauts stuck in space will return next year. These two astronauts, Butch and Sonny, who went to space on the Boeing Starliner, will not return to Earth until February 2025 after NASA ruled out bringing the astronauts home
Starting point is 00:40:54 on the Starliner. Wait, there's just two people stuck in outer space? Yeah. Yes. And no one's really talking. They've been stuck in there for a while. It hasn't been as big of a deal. I had no idea.
Starting point is 00:41:05 It should be talking about a little more, you think.ary they seem pretty chill about it though well yeah i mean if you go to outer space all bets are off like you want it to go smooth but it's a huge risk i i really didn't even know they were stuck there i mean going from a 10-day trip to a 262-day trip crazy that's an extension that's an extension you're not just missing your flight like you are you're there you're there for a while do you think they get intimate like what are the odds by what day what day what day do you give it to i'm giving it to the 12th day i wonder what like a boner is like up there what it probably like their bodies are all weird i wonder if it even you don't know what your boner like is down here it's just you would be like floating so like what do you mean what do i mean it's like
Starting point is 00:41:59 it would be like it no i know but she's probably so what do you mean what's a boner like up there you don't know what's like down here no i mean like does it does your dick work up there yes why yeah because you don't understand she does like she doesn't get it you can still get horny in space yeah space isn't gonna turn off i know I know you can, but your body's just different up there. It doesn't. Josh, that is why I said you don't know how it works down here. I understand. I'm sorry. You're right. I was too quick to be like, oh, let's be
Starting point is 00:42:36 inclusive of women. That was my bad. That was my bad. I'm never going to know how birth works. I'll never know that you won't but i think birth would be easier in space i think it'd be easier in space than down here hear me out you're floating right so it can just kind of like pop out and like you don't have to worry about the baby i'm not gonna i don't know i i don't know just i guarantee it'd be i mean the
Starting point is 00:42:59 come out would be it's still gonna hurt as much i didn't necessarily mean for the woman i meant for like the doctors and the midwives and everyone else oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah not like the most important person involved in it like everyone else surrounding their jobs much easier in space but you could definitely hump in space not really because you're gonna like be it's like unless you're strapped down you're like floating around around. Like your instruments are in the air and stuff. Yeah, but you wouldn't really... While they're in the know. Doctors generally believe it's possible. However, weightless and other factors in space can cause Newton's third law.
Starting point is 00:43:35 If a couple remains attached, their movements will counteract each other and they won't change their velocity unless they're affected by outside objects. This could cause them to drift into other objects. Well, yeah, having physical sex could be it because because like in a pump you could like float away yeah but if i'm like hip holding right like think of like the hip thrust think of the yeah rewind i was talking about you said would a boner work in outer space you did say that yeah and then i said i know but then i said it's probably impossible to have sex because you're flying in the sky oh oh microgravity can cause hormonal changes like decreased estrogen which could lead to reduced that's a whole bunch of google shit that's like google doesn't know dick you can say that about
Starting point is 00:44:16 anything that's like if you eat a lot of italian food you're more likely to fall asleep facts facts facts i'm so here's where i'm going with it right hip thruster hip thruster workout think about it you're holding on to hips and you could still like move up in space i don't like the visual no the visual is a bit much i agree with brie uh yeah how else am i gonna get my point across j, if you're holding what the girl's going to be holding, like, everybody's floating. That's fine. Everyone needs to be strapped down.
Starting point is 00:44:50 Have you guys never seen a spaceship? There's, like, handles everywhere for them to, like, float around and grab. Yeah, but their bodies are going different ways. It's like... Yeah, so you grab... It's like being caught in a wave pool. No, but woman grabs, like, the railings or, like, the wall. Like, you know where they
Starting point is 00:45:05 grab to like pull through the ship grab right boom lock onto hips pelvic thrust motion no but but you got it but pelvic just hypothetically okay thrust forward you're gonna go backwards you're gonna float you're not gonna be able to like come back out. Okay. But you're looking at this at a horizontal way and I'm looking vertical. Like she's above me holding onto the roof. She can't go any higher. Right? So if I'm pushing up, she can't go any higher.
Starting point is 00:45:34 She's holding on to the, to the roof railings. You're thinking about it. Yeah, maybe. But then when you come out, you're going to go back down. Who comes out when I come out,
Starting point is 00:45:44 when I pull out, I'm going to, back down. Who comes out? When I come out? When I pull out, I'm going to fall? Yeah, every motion. You're going to be like, grab. No, but I'm holding hips. I'm holding hips. But the momentum, it's like if you're in the water and you grab, and the surf is taking you one way, it doesn't matter if you're grabbing. The tides are taking you one way.
Starting point is 00:46:04 But I don't, I think I'm'm right i don't think i don't need to be in a small room they just need to be in a small closet right okay you can do it in a closet closet works do they have do they have like gravity chambers yeah they do i don't think so i think you're gonna be like an astronaut to do that. There are astronauts if they're in space. No, I'm saying that gravity chambers on Earth are used by astronauts to prepare for space. Right. I don't think you're going to be like, hey, you and Gabby want to go into a gravity chamber to test this out. They'll be like, what are you talking about? Right.
Starting point is 00:46:38 I meant more like on the ship. Is there chambers where it's like regular gravity? No. No. No. That's crazy. That's like regular gravity? No. No. That's crazy. That's the whole point of space. You can just turn it off, be like, go in the room.
Starting point is 00:46:50 It's like, we're good now. There's that in movies. Yeah, there is. Space stations, not spacecrafts. Thank you. All right, Kraken. The stream is presented by Kraken, one of the longest standing, most secure crypto platforms in the world.
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Starting point is 00:47:59 Caitlin recently revealed on a podcast she wanted to date with someone for the Bachelor franchise and message his ex to make sure she was okay with it. Fans quickly put the piece together that is about Taisha and her ex-fiance zach clark because caitlyn zach had been spotted several events together this year according to caitlyn the woman got so upset she called caitlyn told she always knew she was a bad person caitlyn said her reaction made her want to send her a photo of her sucking his dick well well it seems like a lot i'm on aisha's side the the photo sender no or the wait that was like so hey i thought aisha was dating this guy yeah and then caitlin dated her him after yeah let me let me say something just because you text or call, hey, do you care? I'm going to date your ex.
Starting point is 00:48:49 That doesn't make it all right. She clearly was bothered by it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That makes. Yeah. Like, if you're friends with this person, you don't date their ex.
Starting point is 00:49:00 Yeah. So let me see the clip, the clip maybe we're out of out of line here maybe it depends on the friendship if it's like you're actually oh the internet's on our side the internet has taken taisha's side especially since caitlin lashed out online after x jason tartick went public with influencer kat stickler oh okay so you can't be you got to take it if you are gonna do it. I'm on a date with somebody from the franchise and I reach out to
Starting point is 00:49:29 the girl that he used to be with. I said, hey, so-and-so DM'd me. Your ex DM'd me. Yes. Okay. And we've been chatting. I said, I know you're really happy in a relationship. Great way to praise it. So I said, I don't actually know if this would bother you or not. I don't know if like was enough to give a phone call like it clearly just seemed like
Starting point is 00:49:49 a text thing to me and yes she called and was very upset she said i always knew you were a bad person oh no and you've confirmed it so your true colors are showing and then i hung up and i went no i just want to send her a picture of me sucking his dick. Does she have cross eyes? That's all I could focus on the whole video. No, I don't think she does. I generally not. No, I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:50:11 Yeah, this is kind of what I said to begin with. A little lazy eye? Like, hey, a little heads up. I'm talking to your guy. Like, all right, your ex. Now, the dick sucking comment makes me not like want to root
Starting point is 00:50:26 for her a little bit actually that made me want to root for her as like nice I don't know I'm not I'm not in that revenge vibe
Starting point is 00:50:33 but if she's if the other girl's in a happy relationship why is she so caught up on the sex that doesn't matter it's like
Starting point is 00:50:40 you can't date your friend's ex how close are these friends though like is this friend term being thrown close you call her or you don't call her if can't date your friend's ex. How close are these friends, though? Like, is this friend term being thrown around? Close. Either you call her or you don't call her.
Starting point is 00:50:48 If she's not your friend, then who gives a fuck? You don't reach out. That's a good point, actually, too. You don't even need to reach out if you're not. Yeah, if you're close enough where, like, I better reach out, she only reached out to get the answer she wanted. Imagine you and Gabby break up and Dave's like, Hey, I'm going on a date with Gabby.
Starting point is 00:51:04 And you're in a happy relationship. You wouldn't like me. How long after? You would not like Dave. Well, it doesn't matter. I would never want one of my close friends dating one of my exes ever. I think Josh is a probably closer experience with the Gabby example. Yeah, not so.
Starting point is 00:51:20 No, that's totally different. I think that's different too. I think this is different than that. Josh wasn't in a cool. It's like a happy relationship. that's totally different. I think that's different too. I think this is different than that. Josh wasn't in a cool. It's like a happy relationship. This is a different. Austin just took a shot at you for no reason. That wasn't a shot.
Starting point is 00:51:32 I was just saying his personal experience. Trying to like fucking twist the knife. Yeah, that was. They're not even close. That was a dickhead thing Austin just did. And he knew it was a dickhead thing. Yeah, he likes to get in those one comments every once in a while.
Starting point is 00:51:45 The people responding to it, too, I think it's feeding his ego. He's like a turtle that just comes out of his shell and retracts back in. It just pops out and he makes little comments. Yeah, little snot comment. Alicia Silverstone eats toxic berries from someone's yard. Clueless star alicia silverstone
Starting point is 00:52:05 caused a stir on the internet after stumbling across what that's just funny she's the clueless star and she eats toxic berries from someone yard it's a great movie uh someone across a bush of berries posting tiktok asking her followers what they were in the video she bites into the berry causing concern amongst her followers who quickly identified the berry as the lightly as the highly poisonous Jerusalem cherry. Over 24 hours later, she posted a photo with the caption, don't worry, I didn't swallow. Okay, cool story. Yeah, good.
Starting point is 00:52:33 BFF's Corner. No, Sydney Sweeney did not respond or tank to Miss Peach's DM. I don't think she saw it unless, well, I don't know. Maybe she did. She's like, I don't give a fuck it. Unless, well, I don't know. Maybe she did. She's like, I don't give a fuck. But it didn't say seen, didn't say nothing. That's too bad. Not yet.
Starting point is 00:52:51 Oh, this was a cool, I did this today. Somebody sent me Miss Peach's matching outfits. Kind of cute. Those are adorable. Is she still in her dress? No, no. People like you dress her. We just take photo ops and then I take
Starting point is 00:53:06 it off so she can be a dog we already talked about the plan free so I will be there a week from today Pittsburgh yep and I'll be there there's still some tickets for Dave's show
Starting point is 00:53:21 Dave I guess you don't have to pull that good old Joshy boy. I was going to repost this. That was already sold out before I did it. I was going to repost the story, but then it would have been me next to Stiney, so I didn't. That's a good point. That's a good point. That's all right.
Starting point is 00:53:39 Poor Stiney. That's all right. All right. Did you watch Stick It or what? No, I watched Twister last night. Really good. The new one. You thought?
Starting point is 00:53:48 Yeah, I did. I thought the new one was good. You didn't? I fell asleep. Oh, I hate that. Did you watch it with Zach? Yeah, he didn't. He fell asleep too.
Starting point is 00:53:59 Oh. Lost a lot of respect for the ball team. I feel like it was repetitive, like redundant. There's no bigger turn off to me than watching a movie with a girl who falls asleep in it. Isn't it the worst? Especially when you go to show them. It's kind of like we put it on to fall asleep. Crazy.
Starting point is 00:54:18 That's not a movie to turn on. That's like a show or Bob's Burgers or something. You ever turn on a movie, Dave, for someone to watch, like a girl to watch and then you realize like five minutes in they're already on their phone yeah it i respect the movie like i respect the movie i'm watching it it's a moment for me like if you're not into it i'd prefer you leave like go do something get out the room because me now looking at you seeing you are on your phone now i'm out of the movie you're taking me out and ruining my time agreed what's the fucking movie it's an hour and a half i love a there's nothing better to me than like when you want to get cuddled up on the couch and you know
Starting point is 00:54:54 you're gonna like fall asleep on the couch put on a cozy movie and fall asleep that's why they have i know what i want to fall asleep go to bed put no i love it people will understand it if you like if you like a comfy couch a couch sleep is a good sleep get the calm up i'm gonna give a couple a couple bangers on the calm app right now they should be advertising but uh elephants in nepal great west highland line great the old antique shop great okay hidden bali great jupiter and his mighty company i'm like the biggest um alan scolar fan his voice is beautiful all right guys quick commercial break uh this summer at sunglass hot you'll find every shade of you no matter what you get up to so if you're like me and you can't
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Starting point is 00:56:20 So this is just whether we say they're big enough to be considered an influencer? Yep. All right, perfect. So this is just whether we say they're big enough to be considered an influencer? Yep. All right, perfect. Yes. This is who we talked about before. I don't know who she is. This is who we talked about last time.
Starting point is 00:56:31 1.3, though. TikTok, I don't put much stock in. That's fair. But she influences people to buy clothes. Fine. She's like a fashion girly. I think from what I've seen, like we talked about her last week and stuff, I think she's there.
Starting point is 00:56:46 I think she's there. Yes, even though I don't know who she is. But TikTok makes me leery. Is this the redhead bitch that she hates? Yeah. Yeah. But she doesn't influence anyone to do anything. People just like hate watch her.
Starting point is 00:57:03 All right, no. I'm going to say yes. yes yes yes no because i don't know this is gonna come down to do i know who they are yeah yeah and i feel like it's gonna come off like disrespectful but it's not i just don't know i don't know right what what do we consider like an influencer like Like someone, if they watch you, they buy the stuff you're promoting? Yes. Okay. I've never seen her promote anything. So I don't think she's like even trying to be an influencer.
Starting point is 00:57:35 Yes. Yes. I actually think it's insulting to call her an influencer. I think she's above an influencer. I think she's a little bit over that. She's kind of like an entrepreneur. She's like a businesswoman. Yeah, correct. Oh, you're right. You think she's above an influencer. I think she's a little bit over that. She's kind of like an entrepreneur. She's like a businesswoman. Yeah, correct.
Starting point is 00:57:47 Oh, you're right. You're right. You're right. Yeah, he influences people to go to restaurants. Yeah, yeah. Okay. I know who he is. I don't know that I would have said he's an influencer,
Starting point is 00:58:00 but I'm more like he's a bachelor guy. I've like saved his videos and been like i need to go to this restaurant okay don't know who she is um i don't think she's necessarily an influencer because she's so rich that like the normal person can't buy the things that she promotes. Okay. I think people maybe like want to be her. What'd she promote that's so rich? She just has like the most, she's always buying a new Chanel bag. She's always has designer stuff.
Starting point is 00:58:35 Like it's not like the average influencer. Right, right. Don't know who he is. I don't know who that is either. Yeah, I'm going to say yeah. He does those videos. Yeah, yeah. He does those videos where he will sing at celebrities.
Starting point is 00:58:52 I guess people probably mimic his videos. I think he's got a trend that works really well for him. So I'd say yes. Yeah. I guess I never knew what he looked like. Wishbone Kitchen. I don't know meredith is that the yeah i think she's a private chef right i don't know her but she seems she seems like i'm giving her influencer quick to say their influence because people follow their recipes and all that stuff that's what i I was going to say too. I don't know who she is.
Starting point is 00:59:25 I'm giving the chef's easier credit. Me too. She's pretty. I'm going to go yes. Yeah, I would say yes. Yeah, people always do copy her hair and her clothes. Copy her hair? Every girl in the world has that hair.
Starting point is 00:59:40 It's just blonde hair that's like wavy. No, no, no. She teaches people how to do rollers and stuff okay sure then i don't know fine i don't know who she is she she has a good fashion girly so it looks like she's going to prom yeah definitely yeah she looks influencer well i know who she is but she definitely is we were what's huge okay yeah i've definitely heard we were what yes yes i know her she's she the blonde girl and her best friends they do the same content okay so yes yes
Starting point is 01:00:19 don't know who that is i don't know what who are these like this has been the biggest list of influencers i've ever seen that i don't know i'm just not tapping i guess it's new york yeah yeah i don't know i don't know who it is either i don't know who it is yeah no they're not yeah, yeah. I know who that is, so I say yes. Basically, this is a game of if I do, I know them. Yeah, this is feeling like a different game than it was supposed to be. But I'll say yes because you guys said yes.
Starting point is 01:00:58 Yeah, she's fashion girly too. No. Yeah, definitely. No. She's an actress. Yeah, but I guess people want to do what she does. But to influencers, like you're pushing stuff. Yeah, yeah, you're right. I don't know if I really, I don't know if I would.
Starting point is 01:01:14 She's an actress. She's an influencer. Don't know. Oh, I know who that is. I know. I don't know if she, I don't know what content she makes. I know she has a podcast I know. I don't know if she... I don't know what content she makes. I know she has a podcast, though. I don't know if that's an influencer.
Starting point is 01:01:32 I don't know her. I do know David. Yeah, I love him. He's definitely trying to influence. I'm going to say yes. He does the What's Poppin'. I'm going to say yes. Yeah. I don't know what that is. I don't know if yes. He does the what's popping. I'm going to say yes. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:45 I don't know what that is. I don't know if he's pushing anything, but he definitely... Yeah. Yeah, definitely. Yeah. Definitely. I didn't know he's New York.
Starting point is 01:01:56 Yeah. Yeah. He's the king of New York. Come on. He is. Yeah. King of New York. I love him.
Starting point is 01:02:05 Don't know who he is. I don't know if he's an... He doesn't really push anything. He's more funny, but I love following him. I'll give him a yes. God, this is a long guess. Yes. Definitely.
Starting point is 01:02:17 Sure. Yeah, 100%. Yeah. 18.6 million? God. She's makeup. Yeah yeah makeup's definitely influencer yep and i like the dog yeah i mean yeah based on the restaurants yeah based on the vip yeah yeah i'd say ria is. Yeah. Bran, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I guess Jack Mack.
Starting point is 01:02:47 Believe it or not. Crazy. What would it be? Yes. That's it. Rhea, yes. All right. That's the episode. We'll see you next week.
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Starting point is 01:03:06 That's like a core tenet of my existence. Hell yeah.

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