BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - DAVE PORTNOY HAS A NEW FAVORITE BFF — BFFs EP. 159

Episode Date: January 18, 2024

After countless DMs and being hounded by questions, we are back to finally address “Unfollow-Gate.” We then get into the headlines - Ariana Grande releases new single clapping back at online hate, Pete Davidson was high on ketamine at Aretha Franklin’s funeral, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce engagement rumors, Shane Gillis is the Taylor Swift for men, 50 Cent is practicing abstinence, the Mob Wife aesthetic, Dua Lipa and Callum Turner are dating, and more. We finish off with BFFs corner where Bri's cat Ollie has finally been found, Trisha Paytas and Bri squashed their beef, Dave reacts to Bill Belichick leaving the Patriots, and we answer some Fan Questions. Support Our Sponsors! Raising Canes: Come for the chicken fingers and stay for sauce! Order online at https://RaisingCanes.com Gametime: Download the Gametime app or go to https://gametime.co, enter your email, and redeem code BFF for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply). Subscribe to the podcast now: https://barstool.link/3m4Q0Fq Check out the BFFs Social Media Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bffspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BFFsPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bffspod After countless DMs and being hounded by questions, we are back to finally address “Unfollow-Gate.” We then get into the headlines - Ariana Grande releases new single clapping back at online hate, Pete Davidson was high on ketamine at Aretha Franklin’s funeral, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce engagement rumors, Shane Gillis is the Taylor Swift for men, 50 Cent is practicing abstinence, the Mob Wife aesthetic, Dua Lipa and Callum Turner are dating, and more. We finish off with BFFs corner where Bri's cat Ollie has finally been found, Trisha Paytas and Bri squashed their beef, Dave reacts to Bill Belichick leaving the Patriots, and we answer some Fan Questions. Support Our Sponsors! Raising Canes: Come for the chicken fingers and stay for sauce! Order online at https://RaisingCanes.com Gametime: Download the Gametime app or go to https://gametime.co, enter your email, and redeem code BFF for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply). Subscribe to the podcast now: https://barstool.link/3m4Q0Fq Check out the BFFs Social Media Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bffspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BFFsPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bffspod Follow Dave Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/stoolpresidente/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@stoolpresidente?_d=secCgsIARCbDRgBIAIoARI%2BCjzu5cycWNzMl4G803BA8jIKbLAjqyptl6tS74NCymRyGl72NCg65DXJl1czTQ0gqsPZqoKeVmGTS0PLJIwaAA%3D%3D&language=en&sec_uid=MS4wLjABAAAAINC_ElRR-l1RCcnEjOZhNO-9wOzAMf-YHXqRY8vvG9bEhMRa6iu23TaE3JPZYXBD&sec_user_id=MS4wLjABAAAAINC_ElRR-l1RCcnEjOZhNO-9wOzAMf-YHXqRY8vvG9bEhMRa6iu23TaE3JPZYXBD&share_author_id=6659752019493208069&share_link_id=B4EBAADC-E562-4E55-9052-BA7E38708665&tt_from=sms&u_code=d4kdeamhi4b7m6&user_id=6659752019493208069&utm_campaign=client_share&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=sms&source=h5_m&sender_device=pc&sender_web_id=6882816990987027974&is_from_webapp=1 Twitter: https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente Follow Josh Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/joshrichards/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joshrichards?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/JoshRichards Follow Brianna Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/briannalapaglia/?hl=en TikTiok: https://www.tiktok.com/@briannachickenfry?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/bchickenfry?lang=en Check out Barstool Sports for more: http://www.barstoolsports.comYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

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Head over to RaisingCanesGear.com to check it all out. Satisfy your Cane's fix today. There is no other option. Can you bring your mic a little closer to you, Dave? Oh, do I have to do it again? No, you're good. I'm tired. Why are you you're good I'm tired why are you so tired I'm tired I went out for the first time in like uh I don't know six months oh wow what'd you do was it fun yeah but um um I'm not I'm not going out for another year you don't got it like you

used to no it's just like if I go out I get sick two days later like clockwork like my body doesn't recover so it's not worth it and i like staying home you're not taking like your uh daily vitamins or i take vitamins take everything this guy's immune system i either have to go out like all the time or i can't like i can't just throw in a spot start big hey i'm gonna go out tonight even though i never go out because my body yeah i got no sleep and then i'm dead so i'm done i'm very tired so if i don't have my a game here i'm sorry i apologize to the people we can me and brie can carry the show today yeah okay good we'll catch it um we, good. We'll catch it when you fall. We're probably going to cut this, but it's not in there, Bree.

You clearly asked for the unfollow saga to not be in here. Yeah. Wait, what unfollow saga? Well, I'm getting, that's all I get. People call me a person. I know. It's so annoying. It's like the show. I don't even know what we do.

You didn't know this, Josh? No, I'd like to hear about it, though. Apparently at the Golden Globes, Zach and Bree, like, unfollowed each other. No, I didn't know this josh no i'd like to hear about it though apparently at the golden globes zach and brie like unfollowed each other and then no i didn't know i didn't unfollow anybody i'll tell you guys but we i'll tell you guys we have to cut it yeah i mean it's like so it's like well no i mean it's like i don't know how we do it it's like that's all people are doing call me a pussy like you're the biggest pussy in the world yep how do you not mention what everyone's talking about he unfollowed i guess brie o'malley and bffs yeah i saw the bffs thing i was like what we look like idiots

can't we do i'm not gonna talk about it or something yeah dude okay what do we what do you want to say just be like i'm not'm not going to talk about it. But not... Even putting in anything? Yeah, we just look like the biggest pussies. Like, how do we not ask you about that? Okay, ask me and then what do I say? Just, I'm not talking about it. I'm not talking about that. Okay.

Okay, ready? Action. Yeah. Okay. Or we can just beep out everything and be like, we're not... But i can't do this part like it has to be asked yeah no you can ask it i get asked everything that happens in my personal life i feel like yeah and you can be like i'm not gonna talk it's and you know i do a little cheeky smile

i do a little cheeky smile but i don't know and and this is actually from my guy, Austin. What the fuck? I could not find hard evidence. I saw people saying it, but I could not. Oh, you shut up. They said he unfollowed Bree. I looked. He followed Bree. You shut up.

You couldn't find hard evidence. I didn't know if it actually happened. You motherfucking liar. You are lying to me, which is maybe worse than saying I can't talk about it. You couldn't find hard evidence. I got a million things. There's very, find hard evidence. I got a million things. There's very, very hard evidence. I asked the whole team. None of them had screenshots.

You piece of shit, Austin. None of them had screenshots that he followed us before that. Give me a break, Austin. You piece of shit. Man, the integrity on this show is just falling. I didn't. To be fair, I didn't ask anyone not to put it on. So Austin just didn't put it on?

We had a conversation this morning. I said, can someone find me that he followed us before? They said he unfollowed Bree and BFFs. I checked. He followed Bree. And I did not know. He never followed BFFs to my knowledge. You did no research.

We did. No. It's not fair because it's all over the internet. So shame on you, Austin. I can live with you don't talk about if i was in a relationship and i didn't want to talk about something it's a tough spot to be in because but we talk about everybody so it's like what are you gonna do and i can't be called a pussy like oh you pussy you didn't even mention it and then i slammed my fist on the table i'm like i didn't even know about it because it happened before last episode no so this has been we're a week delayed i didn't even know i didn't even know i didn't even know about it until like

two days ago when people were dming me oh i knew about it the second the episode aired they're like you're a fucking pussy you pussy i'm like what what wait i didn't notice because you followed me back me you you didn't see one comment you didn't know no i did i saw it when they started dming me but i don't check comments on tiktok anymore i knew i knew what happened i just find it i didn't know what happened you didn't know i knew what happened I knew what happened. I knew it was intentionally avoided. Okay. Well, yeah, I wasn't going to bring it up. Shame on Austin.

We're going to have the who do you work for conversation again with Austin. Man, oh man. All right, let's do it then. Can we just use that? We could just use that. Yeah, we won't use what actually happened.

Okay. Did we even talk about what actually happened? Yes. Oh, I guess we did. Just bleep that part out. Just go boom. Yeah, we'll get rid of that. You can watch it.

And approve it. Correct. If we don't have what is good, I asked Bree, because everyone's calling me a pussy what happened with the fall unfollow gate she said she won't talk about it maybe we can get it whatever i can't make people talk i'm not a pussy austin's a pussy austin's a fucking pussy i would like to go on stand and say as well i am not a pussy i'm not a pussy. I am not a pussy. Well. I'm not a pussy. Yeah, you are, Austin.

Well, guys. Whisper this. I feel like there's a little bit of a pussy club on one side and then a little non-pussy club on the other side. Yeah. I don't know what to say if I'm free and it's like your boyfriend don't want to talk about it or doesn't want to help. That's true.

Yeah, just tell him I don't want to talk about it. People say a lot of shit about all of your relationships online. If I just took every rumor that there, our sheets would be... That's not a rumor, you pussy. No one could give me a screenshot of him following you. It was one second of research, and you wouldn't have known it happened. Facts. Yeah.

Ariana Grande clops back at haters with new song. Do you guys see this song? That woke me up. It got me a little bit awake. All right, that's good we need that there we go we're back in the game yeah i'm sweating a little bit i can't i need 10 hours of sleep ariana grande released our first solo song and music video since 2020 yes in question mark which seems to be a clap back at the criticism she has been facing online following the start of relationship with co-star ethan slater still

don't know how these two cats are dating i know i wonder if it will last i don't know i mean i don't know so so um some of ariana's grind his lyrics have been receiving extra attention specifically why do you care much so much whose dick i ride uh yes in question i say that shit with your chest be your own fucking best friend say that shit with your chest keep moving like what's next yeah in question mark i don't know that seems like a dumb lyric i don't like aria granda i've already said that because she had that clip of her eating donuts i mean she like said she hated america or whatever right yeah and she had a song break up with your boyfriend girlfriend because i'm bored that's like not cool she just steals

everybody's man well yeah and this is cheating because this guy's like a four yeah and he just had a baby and was married not good not good yeah i mean not chill yeah definitely like the definition of a homewrecker probably right yeah but then but then the whole article came out that said there's no timeline or evidence that you know they started their relationship before uh the guy's name's ethan right ethan broke up with uh his wife and family and left his kids in the dust there was no evidence that that was before the ariana grande thing so everyone's you know hashtagging apologized but but common sense is the barometer right this guy's got a wife a kid he's happily all of a sudden uh you know ariana grande is working with him shaking her ass all over set

and then like they break up so maybe it didn't like physically happen but like she was sowing the seeds giving me all those flirty eyes and shaking that ass. Yeah, break up with your girlfriend. Have you guys ever seen that shaking that ass video? I was going to say, where's that coming from? No. It's a guy. It's an internet 1.0 guy.

It's a guy who's watching people go to the mall. See if you can take it up on us. It's very funny shaking that ass mall i don't know what else oh i thought you're talking with the jersey shore one no you gotta smile and shaking that ass no no no you're out of it you're you're you're a pussy shaking that ass mall shaking that ass mall wait was ariana grande shaking her ass i'm sure she was she good i'm sure she was she could she i'm sure she was she was shaking that thing i think that's something she does a lot yeah she walks with like a sway it's

so funny to watch austin type and shaking that ass in the mall in the videos that come up yeah i don't think any of these are i don't know you're talking about shake that ass going oh hilarious video man no no wait no no um scroll down she uh she's good no all right type in shaking that ass going to the uh shaking that ass going to the mall it's like fancy people going to the mall. Scroll now. All right. Not Miss Prada? I don't have my phone. Fancy people going to the mall. I don't know.

Fancy people going to mall to shake their ass? Shake their ass. Fancy people going to the mall. Fancy people shaking their ass at the mall. Do fancy people shake their ass a lot? No, this guy was mad. I feel like they're scared to shake their ass. Scroll down.

I got to find this. What year is this from, Dave? It's old. It's like a guy who's in front of his house mad that the fancy people go to the mall. And he's shaking that ass. Shaking that ass. I don't know how to describe it internet 1.0 shaking that ass no mall sam that's the same one all right

this better be worth it shaking that ass this better be a great video i don't understand what fancy people shaking their ass means. Suck-a-ass moves? I mean, he has one he posts every year. The Memorial Day one. You got to be shaking that ass. So I assumed it was that. But no, I got to call the clown.

Your pussy clown. It hasn't been a great start for you. That's a tough Monday. David and I have just been the last three months together. And now, get a text. Pussy clown. Still nothing? No, no ass shaking. All right.

Fancy mall. Shaking that. Well, your Twitter search is just the Memorial Day one that comes up for you. No, shaking that. Going to mall. Shaking that ass. Going to the mall.

Going to be a good day it's like a super viral video oh oh no that's not it right ass mall this is crazy we'd end up on porn sites I think if it was this viral

it's just old no ass mall no that yeah this is I just got porn yeah at the mall it people guy mad at people driving

big cat could be a good get he might have it he definitely will know what it is but it's like the frown so how did we get here we're saying that Ariana Grande is the ass shaker at the mall shaking that ass it's like it jumped into my head here

let me see I'll call Dan and see if he I don't but that's I don't know how to search it other I guess and just have memes saved? I think he's pretty good at having knowing to search or having it. But Cat's the ass guy.

I wonder if he's going to know immediately. He's going to know what it is. He's not going to know how to get it. I think we might have it. You have it? I think maybe. I haven't watched it yet your call has been forwarded damn strut that ass that was on the strut that ass that could be strutting that ass yeah this guy strutting that ass oh i just had this video loaded up I can't believe

we just spent 15 minutes to find that video that's how Ariana Grande walks around set strutting that ass strutting that ass so that's it's like maybe

they didn't hook up but when she's walking strutting that ass yeah you're like tempting she knew what she was doing yeah you just strut that ass that's a good video that's a great video it she knew what she was doing yeah you just tried that video

i mean it's a great video but the fact we just spent 15 minutes to find a video of that guy talking about strutting his ass is it's an all-time video it's internet was crazy i had it shaken strutting uh okay moving on all right pete davidson was on ketamine at Aretha Franklin's funeral. Yeah, talked about this in a special. Wow. I wonder if it was fun. I don't know. He said he's been a daily ketamine guy for 40 years. Daily ketamine?

Like ketamine therapy? No, no, no, no. Like the drug? Isn't that like the K-hole thing? Yeah, yeah, he just you do that every day for four straight years before seeking rehab this summer damn damn yeah he said how he got so high he uh thought it was a good idea to go up to her family and say i'm here to pay my r-e-s-p-e-c-t's oh wow is he is ariana grande like this picture yeah that's when they were together when they

were together can't get away she struck that ass again so he's not doing ketamine every day though anymore no now he's sober die if you did that i've never done ketamine i've heard it's like you go on these these holes yeah like a k-hole people talk about. Yeah, have you guys done it? I can't speak from experience. No K-holes. I'm scared of that. I've seen people on ketamine. I've seen people on ketamine. I have a lot of DJ friends that do ketamine,

and they're up and at it. They love it. I've seen two sides of it. I've seen people that were normal, and then I was in this hotel, and there was a party. And every single room was almost like a different party going on in every room. You guys are both so cool.

Bree has all these DJ friends and you were at a party. Every room has a different theme. And then there was one room where everyone was doing ketamine. And I walked in and was like, what's up everybody you know and everyone was just laughing like super um muppet laughing like head back you know and just like turning their head back it freaked me out a little scary to walk into that i oh it was it was way too scary it just sounded demonic and people just come up and not even be able to finish their sentence and then they both start laughing and i'd be there like trying to figure out where my part of the conversation was and i found out my part of the conversation was saying

goodbye and i left yeah so close that uh so none of us done is taylor swift and travis kelsey engagement on the way source page total six is buzz around swiss camp who knows there's so much gossip i guess it wouldn't shock me but i don't really believe any of this. She was at the Chiefs game, swag surfing. Very funny. She was a little off beat, but very Taylor. She looked like she was at an award show, if we show the clip. It was a good. She just had a blast.

It looked like she's having fun. It looks like she's actually enjoying the football, which is cool to see, too. Oh, yeah. She's a little off. Yeah, very funny. It's pretty sweet. Also, these jackets. Everyone's raging about this jacket she wore.

It's like, I forget the woman's name is Yusek. Kyle Yusek's wife. Is Kyle? Who's he on? The 49ers, yeah. Yeah, it's his wife makes these jackets so yeah they're sick yeah everyone loves them but only women can wear them like guys i don't think are even though josh wearing like a shirt i don't think i'd wear like guys wear jerseys i don't think a guy would wear like a winter coat of a guy that's reserved for players girlfriends and wives and wives, I think. Taylor Lautner wore one.

Did it look good? Do we have a picture? Of who? They kind of look like unisex. Yeah, do we have a picture? Let's see a picture. He was at the Michigan game, I think, too. Obviously a Detroit guy.

Big win for Detroit, too. Huge. Huge. People crying in the audience. That was so awesome to see oh you know what though that looks his is like more of like a like a like a bomber yeah i still think it's a little it's like a varsity jacket i do think it's a little it's cool but still girly like i think is uh hutchinson's like girlfriend or something should wear that i don't know um

right maybe yeah i see what you're saying i think he pulls it off though yeah yeah well he's good looking dude is shane gillis uh tail swift for men tiktok user claiming that shane gillis is tail swift for men that's an interesting comparison i mean i guess it's a compliment shane gillis i don't really get it. So just like every guy loves Shane Gillis? And I think a lot of women don't understand his comedy. I think that's kind of... And you know how a lot of guys don't really understand Taylor Swift's music? No, that's where I get lost.

I feel like Taylor Swift is pretty universal at this point. I get where you're going. I would say that Shane Gillis is pretty universal. If you sat down and listened to his comedy, it's fucking amazing. shane gillis well but if we're putting shane gillis so shane gillis i think i think the comparison is just obviously not all guys i'm not saying i don't because i don't want to i know what you're saying josh i know what you're saying guys so a lot of guys some people that don't listen to taylor swift would say like we don't really understand that like taylor Swift's height.

I'm not saying they're right. I'm just saying that's what they say. I mean, whatever. It's a huge compliment to Shane Gillis to be put in the same sentence as Taylor Swift. In terms of popularity. I don't know if it's a popularity thing. I don't think they're saying it's a popularity. I think they're saying it's more of like all guys love Shane Gillis.

All girls love Taylor Swift. O'Malley loves Shane Gillis. Opposite. I love Shane Gillis. All girls love Taylor Swift, right? O'Malley loves Shane Gillis. Opposite. I love Shane Gillis. I want them to date. Shane, if you're watching this, hit up my girl, please. Slide in those DMs, please. She looked great at the Golden Globes.

Beautiful, Shane. Did you see those pictures? Whatever. They're probably deleted. 50 Cent is practicing abstinence in 2024. I don't believe that. It's also like it's a weird time to start, right? Well, not really.

What is he like? It's a New Year's resolution. Maybe he just wants to focus on the music and the touring. No, I get how it's a New Year's thing, guys. I'm saying he's a little bit old in his life like he's older why start absence because he's right now he's right if like sex and like takes up a big part of somebody's life so if you're like i'm just not going to concern myself about that you'll be much more productive in other parts of your life. He said he's distracted by it. So he doesn't have time to be distracted by chasing that ass.

But he's already made it. Like what's he got to do? Maybe he just wants to go bigger and better. Do more. Maybe he's going to come out with a new movie, Josh. Whatever. I was just saying like when you're that late in your life, I feel like it's wasted time not to be having sex.

Maybe it's just new perspective. Like sex ain't that important wasted times not to be having sex maybe it's just a new perspective like sex ain't that important anymore he's been having sex forever he's like maybe i'm maybe i just want to get off whatever game time um you shouldn't have to worry when you're buying tickets for your next big event game time fast easy way to buy tickets for all sports comedy and theater i just went to the National Championship. They were great. They brought a bunch of fans that I picked out. I took a picture of a guy who lost his leg in serving the country, and he took a picture with his leg. It was great.

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That's not like a thirst trap. That's a clam shot. That's a few levels beyond a thirst trap. So, I think that's fair. Yeah, you're not really getting trapped. I was just saying you're not really getting trapped. There's no like bait there. It's just it's yeah

like look at my there. Yeah. Selena goes another break from social media shortly after clarifying that her whispers would tell us what the gold gloves were telling Taylor her friends were hooking up Selena Gomez. She was taking a break from social media focus on what really matters. Selena

Gomez returned to social media an hour later the next morning to run a cooking video with Gordon Ramsay. Can't do it. I like Selena. You can't do that. That's LeBron. LeBron does that. Zero dark, like whatever.

And then he just comes back on. Can't do it. Either stay on or stay off. Don't say you're off and then be on five seconds ago. Yeah, people are really annoyed because she does this a lot. She's like, I'm taking a break from social media, and then she's just back, and then the next month she'll do the same thing.

People are like, dude, make up your mind. There's a tweet, and it's on this page, and it goes, someone on Reddit said they think Selena Gomez thinks a social media break is when you close the app. Yeah, for sure. I think that's exactly right. That's so funny. Stephen A. Smith went off on jason whitlock hilarious absolutely hilarious

uh he calls him a fat bastard which is just comes across as funny we can show the clip very very funny yeah i don't know of another human being worse than jason whitlock he is a piece of shit he's the dude that's gonna have a a funeral. Ain't going to be no pallbearers. Might be two people to show up. And they begged me not to do this. But even my pastor, A.R. Bernard, said, I'm not happy about it. But every now and then, we got to do what we got to do. He's a sorry, fat piece of shit.

I hate this bastard. You get with the smile of his presence wrap your arms around yourself to protect your soul he is king who is that Steve A. Smith Jason Whitlock

he's kind of like a troll he's come at me a bunch he's on like a kind of right wing network I forget what he's on now he's come at me a bunch um he he's on like a kind of right wing network i forget what he's on now he's a harmless troll oh okay clearly steven a don't like him yeah so he just talks a bunch of shit about people yeah for the most part he's like a troll engagement guy you know okay like he's only really being paid attention when he's getting under so mission accomplished like i'm sure he's very happy that steven a like did that because that's what he likes now people

are asking who is this guy yeah yeah and he's gonna have a great bit for his you know yeah whatever it's paying attention um gen z suffers from menu anxiety this is lame according to a study by british restaurant chain called prezzo 86 gen z dollars 18 to 24 admit they suffer immense menu anxiety when dining out meaning they worry if they'll be able to find something they like in the menu or worry about or worry about regretting what they ordered 34 feel anxious like is this real oh i i mean i regret everything i order and wish i got something else but i think that's just like i don't know if that's anxiety i'm just like fuck i wish i got the other pasta like you know when you order something and you're like debating if you want to get this or that and then your friend gets the other thing and it comes out and you're

like i wish i fucking got that can i taste it and if it's better it's like that tim robinson sketch was like can i have a bite you know i'm talking about yeah and he eats the whole thing yeah uh i feel like this is a big girlfriend thing whenever i order food and then gabby orders food she'll then look at my plate and ask for a bite of it i'll be like sure you can have a bite and then she kind of does like she eats just like damn that's good i'm like yeah so i got it and then it goes into a little bit of like uh i wish i ordered that until eventually she guilts me into switching the plates you know and then she gets what i order and i have to eat her terrible order of food that's crazy that you're still doing

this at this point in your relationship like that's on her like that's date one to three being like a good guy wherever you're at if gabby orders wrong that tough like you don't get my food no i i've said that a couple times but sometimes i'm just like i don't really care it's food food is food i'll get filled up on it you know what i mean as long as she has like a like a protein in her meal i just gotta i'm bulking you know what i'm saying bulk season man bulk season baby fruit stripe gum being discontinued i have you guys had fruit stripe nope i don't think so i've seen it but i've never had it it's awesome it's the best one to one and a half seconds of anything you can put in your mouth wow pause what yeah i just said pause what you guys are like sexual being like perverts i i kind of went perverted a little

you're older than me so it's not really perverted what would that be called the taste of the gum like a fetish i think that'd be like a fetish maybe the taste of the gum lasts one seconds like gator gum i don't know where you guys want to go with it you said it's the best one to one and a half seconds you can have in your mouth correct because the gum lasts one to one and a half seconds you can have in your mouth. Correct, because the gum lasts one to one and a half seconds. The taste of it. What a waste. Right, there's just a... Spit it out.

There's just a sense of that. How would you phrase it differently, Josh? I would have said... I would have said... I probably just wouldn't have said anything. Yeah, well, it's on the sheet. So, I mean... You talked about getting your cheeks spread.

Last week, I got mad because I skipped over things. So, I'm trying to do them all. Thanks. Good callback. Nice. Thank you. You're welcome.

Secret tunnels found in New York City synagogue. After members of the historic Brooklyn synagogue dug tunnels underneath their headquarters to connect to the women's prayer section, they compromised the stability of nearby buildings. Men of the synagogue came head-to-head with local officials after they came to fill the tunnels with cement months before the tunnels were found a man who lived in the ground tunnel the ground level of the apartment between building tweeted about hearing people digging and speaking yish under the floor they just wanted i don't understand

why do they need tunnels were they spying on the women yeah i'm confused is it like an illegal thing they had like secret tunnels or these tunnels were known about? It's illegal to have secret tunnels underneath streets and buildings because, you know, then the infrastructure could just collapse. What's the point of these tunnels? Just so you don't get cold in the winter? Man escaping tunnel. Let's see what that looks like. I saw this video.

That's insane yeah pushing the camera yeah it is crazy Selena Gomez to play Linda Ronstadt good for her I like Linda Ronstadt great music I actually don't know who

I was going to ask you play a little Linda Ronstadt. Great music. Great music. I actually don't know who. No, I was going to ask who that is. Play a little Linda Ronstadt, Austin, for the kids. Yeah. Pick a big song. Obviously super famous. Yeah, she's great. I don't know. Pick one of her famous songs.

Austin probably doesn't know her yet. Pick her biggest song. Like a song we would know and then be like, oh, I know this song. This is actually a great song. No. No, this isn't one of them. F minus. This is the most viewed one on YouTube.

What? Tracks of my tears. You're no good. You're no good? That one looks... Should I just be like Spotify-ing her on my phone right now? Well, I mean, Austin's been an F, right? Yeah, it's a good song.

Is this like a big one? Yep. Is this like a big one? Yep. Do you guys know this song? Nope. Beautiful voice. It's nice though.

You really don't know this song? No. Maybe get to the chorus? I thought this was Smokey Robbins. You guys don't know this fucking song? No. Never heard that. Sounds great, though. Like her. Beautiful voice. Goddamn. The biggest thing for me.

What year was she popped out? I mean how old were you when she was popping Dave my parents loved her oh so this was like what a hundred years ago yeah 150

huh 150? It's so good. Nothing? Nothing. All right. Fine. Fuck it. Yeah, sorry, man.

Fuck it. I wish. I wish I was educated in her music i just did not margot robbie thinks people are sick of seeing her in a recent interview margot robbie reveals she's not keen to get back in acting too soon after barbie she thinks everybody's sick of seeing her um i will never be sick of i don't agree with that i don't know she's a delight to see on the screen she's very attractive yep she's just a great actress i don't agree with that. I don't know. She's a delight to see on screen. She's very attractive, yep. She's just a great actress. I don't know who Barry Keoghan is,

but he improvised the grave scene, so I don't know what it means. You haven't seen Salt Burn? This is Salt Burn. No, I haven't seen Salt Burn. This is what we were talking about? This is what we were talking about last week and you thought it was a TV show.

It is. No, it's a movie. Isn't it on Prime? I think you can buy it now, but it was in only first have you guys seen the iron claw are we just moving away no no i'll go right back to that but have you seen the iron claw the zac efron wrestling wrestling movie i just need to tell you guys to see that it's the best movie i have not seen the year so far is it sad yeah dude followed me and zach sad story we're crying like we were sobbing i don't do that no but it ends happy i don't like crying you leave it gives you like a new perspective on life and you're happy not a big crier eh dave i don't why would i want

to walk into something i know is going to make me sad or unhappy? Well, Salt Burn would make you maybe cry from just being disturbed. So I'll pass on that then too. Yeah, this scene, he like, he fucks the grave and I guess he improvised it, which is crazy. Yeah. Yeah. He improvised. It was a closed set. You got a closed set and he just wanted to see where his character took him.

Yeah. All right. Popped off. That's crazy. That's why I watch like CBS Sunday morning. Like, it's took him. Yeah. All right. Popped off. That's crazy. That's why I watch CBS Sunday morning. He's just happy. Bill's Mafia, they're getting ready to play. Josh, you're all decked out.

It's going to be a chaos. They've been shoveling. They got hammered with the winter storm. The Bill's Mafia is the best. The best. They are the best. Bill's Mafia is fun. Going out shoveling $20 an hour.

Come on. Yep. Makes no money. No one else but the Bills. They kick in about an hour or so, I think. Two hours from now. Two hours. As we're doing this.

Yep. Yep. Yep. Is tipping culture in America getting out of control? Tipping debate is going viral after a man named Christian criticized tipping culture in America. She goes on to say, oh, we have the best restaurant service of his life in Italy. The waiter denied his tip, or in Miami, his force to tip after somebody somebody pouring a cup of coffee i mean this is i already we're in a trap right now we're in a trap though before we answer we should think wisely the last time we spoke on a money issue we all got

fucking ripped we all got ripped yeah i think you can tip in italy i talked about this i thought when i went to italy well brie doesn't like to tip we already know that italy dude that was crazy that wasn't even me but we already know you you're not a big tipper you don't tip people dude i tip so much it's crazy and that fucking that was crazy but they don't make tips for coffee they pay their starbucks yeah not like starbucks i think it's like like if you sit down and get maybe like a coffee shop That was crazy. Who tips for coffee? They pay there. Oh, when you go to Starbucks? Yeah. Not like Starbucks. I think it's like... Like if you sit down and get a cup of coffee?

Maybe like a coffee shop. But I think that... You know what's really killed the tipping thing? How's when the little fucking screen they flip around on you? And they're looking you in your eyes? I go to a gas station. I go to a gas station and like... You know what I'm saying?

I don't really fill up gas. But let's say I go to the gas station to get like a snack so i buy like a slim jim and a like doritos flipping the thing over me for like a tip it's like whoa what are we doing here i always tip if it has that i have no problem with it i guess but like lucky enough it doesn't really matter but if it does matter and you're getting shame then i guess i could see it sucks it's a guilt trip i i never can't while they look me in the eyes and flip that little screen over not hit like all right but it's also just different like in europe they pay their waiters and waitresses like hourly wages we don't hear they still appreciate europe i was just leaving cash yeah the thing that they don't do is if i'm

recalling my rant they don't like if you pay with a credit card they don't add the spot to put it in the credit yeah there's no so if you yeah so if you want tip you need cash or what they call in europe euros but i don't think they don't really expect tips and yeah it makes it better yeah because then when you do it it's like money yeah they're actually like grateful for it you do it, it's like money. Yeah, they're actually grateful for it. It feels good to tip there because they actually won. Evander Kane, hockey player, has wife, ex-wife removed from an NHL game. Evander Kane's ex-wife, Anna, showed up the Wings Oilers game the day before her birthday.

And when Evander saw her there, he requested security to have her removed from the arena because he has a restraining order since 2021. She tweeted out, no face, no case. Need 15 security to walk me out because your dick is so little. Damn. I don't even believe

the dick's so little. Like, nope. No, if he has a... Jab, because it's in anger. He has a... What does he have? A restraining order against her since 2021? She has to be insane.

Yeah. Why would you go to the game? Why would you show up to his hockey game? I don't know. Well, she is insane. She did the whole fake pregnancy thing, right? Oh, I don't know who these people are. It's an NHL player and then his ex-wife. I guess if you're a restraining order,

you probably shouldn't show up to the game. Yeah, that's like... She wore a fake pregnancy belly. Wait, what? I didn't know that. That's crazy. Yeah, like she took it far. She wore it out like to trick him that she was pregnant or other people?

I think it was a little bit of both. I always wonder like how does that end? I don't like... You lose the baby somewhere. You're like, oh, I lost the baby. I guess you, like, maybe fake a miscarriage as well. Yeah, right. Something like that.

It's just dark. It's dark all the way through. Yeah, it's twisted. Oh, so twisted. Mob wife aesthetic. TikTok is shipping out clean girl aesthetic for mob wife aesthetic. Clean girl aesthetic, which is all about natural beauty and mentalism, is now being replaced with fur coats, animal print, big hair,

makeup now known as mob wife aesthetic. I love it. I love it. Sopranos. Have you done this yet, Brie? I have not done mob wife aesthetic yet. Maybe I'll get on it next episode. Yeah, you got to get on that.

I'll wear a fur coat next episode, yeah. Style shifting. I love how everything's cyclical. She doesn't get the credit Michelle Pfeiffer arguably like one of the most beautiful women

who ever lived is she in one of these pictures that we're looking at yeah she's on the right she's in Scarface oh yeah she's gorgeous gorgeous you guys gonna

jump on me for saying she was hot I already said here we go again well is she the most gorgeous girl you've ever seen in your life put in Michelle Pfeiffer dancing here we go again. Well, is she the most gorgeous girl you've ever seen in your life? Put in Michelle Pfeiffer dancing.

Here we go. Please, Austin, wake up. Yeah, we're going to get... Huh? I'm typing. He's fast. She's also Catwoman. She's also in Michelle Pfeiffer Gold

from Bruno Mars. She's still alive? I mean, she's dancing like a mob wife, but come on. Yeah, the shoulder? She's dancing like a mob wife, but come on. Yeah, the shoulder. She's dancing like my aunt. I put her top 10. She kind of looks like the girl you talked about last time. You like the big eyes and blonde hair.

Oh, that's a unique thing that men like. I mean, she looks exactly like Candace to me. Candace Wainpole. Yeah. Yeah, that's the most beautiful one. And that Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold, Bruno Mars. That white gold. Oh, yeah.

Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold. Do you think you're more of a blonde guy or a brunette guy here, Dave? Because you always do be talking about- I like natural beauty, man. I'm just like- He just sees the beauty in everything. You just love women. Austin and Catherine McBroom divorce.

Forgot about them. Yeah. They've had all sorts of stuff, so it doesn't really shock me. Yeah, just feel bad for the kiddos. Yeah, always. Tom Holland sets the record straight on relationship status and yada. sets the record straight on relationship status and yada because what happened is i guess zindeja unfollowed josh everybody on instagram including tom holland fans were worried that when you unfollow somebody the relationship's in trouble yeah yeah sounds similar yeah no actually this

could mean it's all good it is all good they said absolutely not when they broke up wait did they respond to it yes tom holland they responded to it they did tom holland said no that's my girl wow they asked why why was there unfollowing no problem no no issue we're we're good yeah no issue wow cool that's that's a different thing a lot it's a different take to respond to yep and callum turner are allegedly dating after being spotted slow dancing kissing hot it's been reported that doula pia and british actor calum turner are allegedly dating the two were spotted dinner last night i just watched this dude he's on the boys in the boat good movie did he do a good job good yeah i yeah yeah i'm like oh this this guy's on the boys in the boat good movie did he do a good job?

they look good together this guy's got what you guys call Riz so I could see him getting way to bring in the Gen Z term brother let's see them spotted together they're a hot couple yeah they look nice together he's not

too pretty I like that what are they slow dance in a closet it's like they're like someone's in a bathroom stall recording them well some pervert recorded that weird weirdo freaking pervo hey but little nods stirs up more contrary with a new song j christ j christ people are making fun of jesus the j man is that what's going on yeah i mean that's kind of his thing he's uh he's like i feel like he's what you call like a gimmick rapper right like he always has to provoke people

he always has like a different little controversy he's going through to promote his music i think people are just silly for falling for it it's like what last album he sucked the devil's dick and now he's gonna go and like be the jesus guy like he's gonna go and be like oh i'm a christian and i'm studying christianity at school and it's like bro then all you know the christians get mad at it and then it just pumps up his music so i i feel like if you really wanted it to have him not be successful you just wouldn't fall for these gimmicks i know i like little noz but like if you have to do that much shit around your music the music probably isn't that good yeah he's trying to say it's an art thing and that people use jesus and are all the time and they do i and there's so much shit

that people sing about i i don't but he gets i guess he gets the people he gets the people it works i mean people fall for it so i mean you know he's probably like one of the funniest people on twitter he's funny the hollywood hollywood reporter posts video of anonymous person talking shit about any guests. The Hollywood Reporter has caused a stir after not muting a video they post on Twitter of the Emmy seating chart ahead of the award show Monday because there's an anonymous person shit-talking one of the actors

saying she's a terrible actress. She's so monotone in the background video. Oh my gosh. Scandalous. She's a terrible actress. She's so monotone. Who are they talking about?enna ortega how would you know i don't know that people think it could be i feel like it would be jenna ortega because her thing is being catherine heigl is right up there

ellen pompo is right there could be aimed yeah what are there no who are those people in there like they are producers or something yeah oh wow spicy uh shana mochler reveals the reason she and travis barker split isn't this like ancient news she went on a podcast and kind of like deep dove into travis barker and her previous relationship before because she dated someone super rich and famous before i feel like travis barker's moved on married kid like do you really have to do that i know yeah it's kind of like stirring up old shit for no reason right also for the kids it's like come on what did what was the reason they said it was kim kardashian related oh wait she was sent she yeah she was sent text messages between kim and travis where they were planning to meet to hook up and now she also she also i

watched a clip on this she found out that travis barker was sending in comments to tmz while they were together about how much of a terrible mother she was and how she didn't take care of the children and she found them on his laptop of him sending them into TMZ. Yikes. That's worse than, well, no, they're both not great. Well, she said that was worse than like finding out he was cheating.

Yeah. I guess, all right, if you feel like you've been done dirty with that, talk about it for as long as you want. Yeah. Two sides. Joe Coy calls the Golden Globes crowd marshmallows. I'm not even, who cares?

More Coy Joe, Joe Coy, Chelsea Hanlon throws a dig at ex-Joy Coy calls the Golden Globes crowd marshmallows. I'm not even, who cares? More Coy Joe, Joe Coy. Chelsea Handler throws a dig at ex-Joy Coy. Chelsea Handler hosted the Critics' Choice Awards through Shader ex-boyfriend Joe Coy, who threw his writers on the bus at the Golden Globes by praising the writers. I don't care about Joe Coy. Yeah, that's fair.

Okay. Critics' Choice looks. Don't care about these looks anymore. I already saw the sheet. Tom Holland, a Dula Pia, a Pedro Pascoe keeps matching his like sling to his outfit. It's kind of baller. Yeah, that's pretty cool. All right, let's wrap this up.

BFF's corner. I saw this when I looked. I'm like, oh, I know what the first. Bree found her cat after it went missing. How long was your cat missing? Two and a half weeks. He went through a snowstorm, a rainstorm, and we found him like a mile from home under a car in a trailer park. How did the cat get away?

My mom, it was, I love my mom to death but um she insisted on watching all of my animals and she left a window open upstairs while i was in la she let the cat out but she was so terrified because she knows my cats are like my children she was so terrified to tell me she waited a week to finally tell me because she thought he was going to come home and then she told me and uh it was it was honestly terrible thought about doing like the um meet the parents get it like switch a cat yeah switch a cat yeah dude it was terrible she was like sobbing but we found the cat so that's all that matters is your cat blind blind in one eye or is that just a flash photo no just a flash it's a huge red flag what of yours don't have a cats yeah okay well you know who

fucking loves cats d dp taylor swift well i mean it i love taylor swift okay she kind of a huge red flag and she weird a little bit of cat lady vibes okay so what's wrong with that? Well, you're not Taylor Swift. No offense. A lot of other people have cats, and they're going to be mad. Do they, though? Yes, dude. Do they? Everyone I know has a cat.

Do a lot of people have cats? Yeah. Dude, are you guys serious? So many people have cats. Are you serious? Not a lot. Guys, people in the comments, do you have a cat? Yeah, they have a cat.

We already knew how brie met zach i've heard this is the this is the headline with brie and zach that you put on the sheet austin please no i told the story i it's the first time i told the story of like the first time we like actually met well i how'd i know it's not like you talk about your relationship on the show on our show i know how you met you went to the show and then he dm'd you after and it was like billy football knew somebody it's the show you guys went oh we talked about this in the show yeah but like the first i just talked about the first time we met like i had gone

he needed someone to ride with him. How do you know Austin? Because Bree said it. I said it on this podcast. Yeah. Oh. Good news. Trisha Paytas doesn't hate your guts anymore. I know.

Super. I DM'd her a while ago and like apologized for the OnlyFan thing. Does she still hate me? I don't know. Let's see. Does she talk about Dave? I love them. I feel like Brandon thought I hated her for a minute.

And I was just like, I love them. I do love them them now i like watch their tiktoks i love them too but i get i like i feel like everybody has like had like slight beef with them really well kind of not the o'malley girl well not really i just like like brianna will just speak up and like be crazy and she doesn't care who she's i'm scared of like new young influencers because i like sometimes if i just don't want to beef with anybody i'm just like i can't have any confrontation. I am old. Everyone always attacks me for being old. I'm like, I get it.

Like I'm old. Okay. That's tough to see. Bill Bell checked up the pats. I don't know if that's really totally like BFF material. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm sad.

I'm definitely sad. He was there for 24 years. The Patriots are terrible. I wish he stayed. I would have preferred him to stay, but it's not like Nick Saban retiring where the Patriots are at the top of the game. Bree, do you care?

It says, what is Bree's reaction? Wow, that's super sad. I liked your video, Dave, when you threw in the, like, Michigan just won the national championship. Like, you were, like, just waking up. It's awesome. Okay.

How long do I do? Want to do fan questions? Let's do a couple fan questions. All right. Who do we ask? I'm pulling them up. They're going to be on the screen. Got it.

Who will be the first to get married, Bree or Josh? Ooh. Josh. got it who will be the first to get married brie or josh oh um josh yeah you're gonna get you're gonna marry you're gonna marry gab i mean i i would hope it goes in that direction congrats i feel like i feel like i've heard brie talk about marriage a little more oh shit really when i don't know i just feel like am i that am i not allowed to say anything like this are you getting married brie no i'm not kidding i'm not getting married brie's not getting married but you've talked about how you want to get married soon. Yeah, I do want to get married. All right, then I change it. Bree.

Okay. And I feel like Bree's got some years on me. Josh loves doing that. I know. God. What? Just like, oh, you guys are old. Well, what am I supposed to pretend she doesn't have years on me?

All right, fine. Bree. Bree. I vote for Bree. Okay. Old lady's going. I'm just younger, so I would assume Brie, but...

You know, I'm just more youthful. I probably will live longer is what I'm saying, too. I can answer this. They would be in each other's and I'd be sitting in the pina colada. You guys will be in... You'd be at the wedding. You'd have, like, the seats to KFC's wedding that you had.

In the back. I'll be invited but i will not i'd be stunned if i'm the bridal party dude i'll i'll i'll i don't know it's not even like a sympathy or pity invite either like i'd love to have you at my my wedding that would be fucking awesome oh dave would you let brie and josh handle your dating apps for 24 hours i don't have dating apps what if we get let's say you were to get one yeah and if we wouldn't we wouldn't be crazy on we just actually try to make it work help you out i mean yeah i i want but what would i care sure all right i also i don't know how much help you really need i feel like you probably have a you could just go to your DMs.

Instagram is like my dating app, I guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can go to your DMs and you'll probably be fine. Would you let us handle your DMs for 24 hours? Fuck no. Fuck. All right. Damn it.

Because there's too much existing, you know, like combos. That's true. Well, what if we don't, what if we don't go into any existing combos? We're only in the new, new messages. Yeah, we maybe. I would probably get us just set up a dating thing first rather keep it clean okay we do that can we set up like a dating a dating instagram or like a dating app for dave this seems like a great little segment i kind of like that yeah that'd be fun we could be like we play matchmaker all right just so you don't have to be alone like that sad story you told when you're old and we're just partying.

Yeah, I said I have dogs. Yeah. The dogs helps, but I mean. But we're not committing to going out past 9 p.m. That's fine. We'll do it like a little lunch date. It can be a brunch. Yeah.

What is your dream activity for the pod haunted house would be good yeah i remember um the ellen show used to do those those videos were so funny amusement park concert i mean did well i got the disney boys yeah a haunted house would be funny it would have to be something where you could like mic us up and still i feel like a concert isn't going to be the greatest content necessarily. Haunted house, maybe amusement park. Maybe like swimming with sharks. What if we went swimming with sharks?

That's like my dream activity. Oh. That's my nightmare. Let's do that. Skydiving? Like Australia. No, skydiving I'm afraid of. Well, we could still, we could.

Or we could do a thing where we all have to face one of our fears together fear factor bfs fear factor yeah like skydiving sharks idea that too old to face my fears it's like an old dog all right who's day's favorite we've already done this a million times who's day's favorite brie or josh you've never done both of them in the room. Oh, yeah. Oh. Well, today it's Josh. Because Bree fucked us. I did not. It's like a parent picking their favorite, you know? I know. It's not fair.

If you could work another job position at Barstool, what would it be? At Barstool? Mincy, maybe? Oh, like you could be another person here? Yeah, he just like waltzes through life like I'm not a care in the world. Mincy, maybe. Oh, like you could be another person here? Yeah, he just like waltzes through life like I'm not a care in the world. Mincy. Mincy's a good one. I was going to say Frank, but he's so sad.

He's getting more. Frank's taking over the world here. No, I know, but he said he will never be positive again. He said positive Frank died in like 2014 the other day. Maybe Big Cat. All right. One more. I'd definitely pick Dave.

What podcast is he on? Well, these are like very personal. What podcast? All right. We're done with that. I think we're done with the show. Yeah, I think that's the episode.