BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - DAVE PORTNOY IS THE FORGOTTEN BFF — BFFs EP. 135

Episode Date: June 29, 2023

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sheet no competition okay all right so let's get into uh when's the last time we did i think by I think so, too. And the sauce is like, I could drink it. Thank you for picking up. Oh, the sheet. No competition. All right. So let's get into when's the last time we did? I think. And by the way, I heard you guys, and I'm not going to take offense to it, but you're going to Luke Bryan tonight. You are. Zach Bryan.

Zach Bryan. And you guys are going together. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. They didn't ask me. No invite. I didn't.

Not a single invite. Well, I asked you. You didn't invite Dave? No, no, no. I asked you if you liked him, and then They didn't ask me. No invite. What? Not a single invite. Well, I asked you. You didn't invite Dave? No, no, no. I asked you if you liked him, and then you didn't even know who he was. No, I absolutely knew. I said I get him confused sometimes. Name like three Zach Bryan songs.

Well, I'll know them. I get him confused with- I've asked for four tickets, so I have one for you. No, no, no. I do. But you didn't ask. I was going to ask her the part. Like, I thought-

That's crazy. she came in said she was going I know MB is going who works with us and then I saw you sat sit down Josh and you guys started talking about like what song like wait you guys are going together yeah well I just assume you wouldn't you wouldn't come because you're going back to Montauk you said right when I came in you were like we're going back you're gonna invite me this morning like you would have already invited him by then. I feel like you would have. In fact, I'm going to guess somebody probably gave back a ticket.

Like somebody was supposed to go and cancel. No. So you just have an extra ticket you weren't giving away. If I was going to give it to you. Uh-huh. I will say, you don't usually invite someone when you get invited to go somewhere. You know, like I was getting invited by Bree.

So like, how long have you known you're going? Two days, three days. Yeah. Exactly. And it's like, I'm clearly going to be in New York. I'm here. Yeah, yeah. But I feel like there's no way you would come.

I don't know if that's true. You would come. Maybe if you invited me. So you wouldn't come now? No. Sorry, Dave. Well, I already have plans. I have a flight to go back to the city.

I like all this shit. Okay, I'm sorry. And you're going to the thing tomorrow where I live. Are you doing that too? I've been talking to Savannah about that. There's like a palm tree festival. Oh, I was asked about that, but I'm not. I'm going back to LA.

We'll see you there. It's fucked. Let's just say that what you did to me is fucked. I've made it very clear on this show a thousand times. I like to be invited and have the ability to say no, and I may have gone. I don't know his songs off the top of my head, but I know them. I'm condemned. I like country music.

I feel like an asshole. I feel like an asshole. You should. All right. I just started liking country music, and she invited me. I've liked country music for a long-ass i'm kind of a new a new fan we talked about zach bryan on the show you were like who's this guy when when the picture that i took with him so that's why i was like ah dave doesn't want to come i have no recollection i don't have memory

of any of that conversation i don't know when we talked about him they was like who's this not knowing zach bryan on the show that was last week yeah me more no three was oh i know i know his music i just came confused oh whatever you didn't invite me you guys did your thing where it's like where all three of us have known for weeks that we're going to be in manhattan today so it's a little little tough anyways um hey next time we gotta do it yeah the submarine this story is the number one i have i've almost made a video about this story so there's five people who unfortunately uh as whoever wrote our headlines put in unfortunately lost their lives on a submarine trip exploring the titanic wait are you saying it's not unfortunate is that why no it is unfortunate anytime somebody dies it's unfortunate i have no idea why it's this big of a story and i don't

think and i don't know i'm gonna say this respectfully if it was or as respectful as i can go if like somebody i loved was on the submarine i would want the coast guard the navy whoever to exhaust all resources to find it because they're a loved one from an outsider i don't think they should like these these are billionaire yeah adventure seekers yes it sucks obviously but like that's kind of the risk when you're doing like a handmade submarine they also signed signed a thing that said three times you can die when you go down. Yeah. So I've had long rants.

And you always hear people who try to sail from across the ocean to Europe in a little boat. And then they get in trouble and the Coast Guard has to go risk their lives and everyone. And I've never understood that. If you're just doing it for fun fun which is what these people are doing i feel like all the risk is on you and it is a tragedy for the people because of lost life but you know if you're walking across a zip line across the grand canyon with no net and you fall off is that really a huge tragedy

you kind of knew what you were signing up for. Right. I get where you're coming from. Like, obviously, no one intends to die. Right. But it's not like a boat that's going, you know, a shuttle that people are just getting one place that sinks and everyone stops. Or it's not like kids who fall in a well playing ball. And it's like, how do we get these kids? These people were billionaires who wanted, like, the adventure of a lifetime that comes with wildly high risk. I just don't know why it dominated the news for like a week.

Probably because there was like a little countdown event with it, though, too. That they're running out of 96 hours. But it turns out they probably like it was pretty quick, which I think I think that's better than dying slowly. Well, yes, I don't think you would die very slowly if you just slowly ran over oxygen, just fall asleep. Right. When you just fall asleep, it's better than dying slowly. Well, I don't think you would die very slowly if you just slowly ran out of oxygen. You'd just fall asleep, right? Wouldn't you just fall asleep? She's saying it's better if it exploded. I'd rather explode than sit in the dark and wait and slowly die.

I'd rather die instantaneously. Yeah, I guess. I feel like you wouldn't feel pain if you lose the oxygen and you just slowly pass out. You wouldn't really feel it. I think you'd just slowly die. I also feel like people die every day and tragedies all over the world and it's like this is in the scheme the amount of attention and time that this story got was stunning to me yeah i don't want to be anti-submarine people but that's how i felt and by the way no i would never do this i don't think

you know that you know that i would never do this less human beings have been to i saw some i don't know if this is true don't call me on it but less human beings have been to that depth of the ocean than human beings in space yeah like more human beings have been in space than that deep in the ocean i guess it makes sense i would never sign up for that that's what happens when you have so much money though you get bored things to do yeah like josh bought that woolly mammoth and tried to bring it back to life. Well, it's still getting brought back.

It's just a big process. Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. The stepson of the billionaire goes wild on Twitter. The stepson of the billionaire on board went viral after posting

he went to a Blink-182 concert in the middle of search for the five on board. Don't laugh at it. It's going to make me laugh at it. Cardi B was mad, guess uh right cardi b said what cardi b say she kind of made a video just saying like how are you not like showing remorse at this time she'd rather be poor and loved than rich and no one cares yeah i guess we have a video

i mean it's not like the sun sun he also hasperger's, and I read that he just got out of prison, but I don't know if that's true. Oh, wow. I don't know. I mean, again, this guy already had his tickets for Blink-182, his crazy billionaire stepdad. It's like, I'm going to the bottom of the ocean. It's like, are you sure you want to do that?

Yeah. Because that sounds dangerous. I'm going to Blink-182. I'm not mad. The back of that tweet, though, is like thoughts and prayers and then having a great I'm going to blink 182. I'm not mad. The back of that tweet, though, is, like, thoughts and prayers and then, like, having a great time at blinking 182. Like, he would tweet out being, like, please pray for my stepfather. Then this next one's, like, having a great time here. How close can you be to your stepdad?

That's a good point. Because, like, a stepdad isn't your dad. I think that's crazy to say, though. You can be close to your stepdad. Do you think they, think they grew up together? Do you think he raised him? I don't know. I don't know their family dynamic.

I think you can be close to your stepdad. I feel like without having any statistics, I would guess more people hate their stepdad than love him. I would agree with that. Yeah, I'd agree with that. I don't know. What if you just didn't have a dad and then stepdad comes in and he steps up? Then you're probably like, well, you're not my real dad. Steps up and he then he steps out my real steps up to the place right and you're this billionaire

maybe guess what who knows what the will looks like exactly maybe he loosened the screws that's i have no proof of that no facts so i don't want that well he did just get out of allegedly and people probably how do you make fun of this i just i was literally stunned by how many people are captivated it's like acting like it was the greatest tragedy in the world it's this is not a tragedy to me it's not it's sad yeah but it's not a tragedy when you put yourself deliberately in harm's risk that's not a tragedy oh they literally signed their lives yeah um okay moving on from the sub story i saw this i just ignored this story scooter braun made 265 million from taylor

swiss masters i don't want to believe this oh damn that's crazy huh is this a fact because i didn't see it anywhere but us no it was in like a deep dive of the finances of the company and who was getting what money. Okay. Well, I'm just I refuse to believe. Yeah. Fuck Scooter Braun. You Scooter Braun. Spotify ends a deal with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle.

Meghan Markle came under fire. She got 20 million for 12 episodes. And then supposedly they're saying Meghan Markle would like. So if we were doing our interviews. Yeah. Like they'd have a staffer doing it with the guests. And then they edit in Meghan Markle's voice, which I don't know how that can be true. Because she did have some big guests.

It's like what big guests would want to do that? Yeah, that doesn't seem right. I didn't even know you could do that. But she's getting crucified. She always gets crucified, though. She just stays in the media with everyone hating her for some reason. That's what happens when you renounce your royalty. Yeah.

This is basically what they did. 20 million for 12 episodes. That's crazy. I'd probably renounce my royalty for her too. God. You would? Hell yeah. You don't want to?

I would love to be royal. I would kind of love to be royal too. I would love to be with Meghan Markle. She's your number one girl? She is. She is up there. Really? Yeah.

Denounce royalty? She is up there. First of all, you don't have to, she didn't have to, like if she's like, I'll only marry you. You mean if you know, I'm saying, let's say I was a royal.

Yeah. So I had to renounce to marry her. But they didn't have to do that. No, they know. Yeah. But he did it. Yeah. That's what I was getting.

I rephrase as hypothetical. Thomas Petro was the only one to make money on the hype house. We've done this story 30 times. Yeah, I feel like he's just come out and said that a bunch of times too. Yeah, alright.

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friend zone, FaZe Kasson. FaZe kajsan tweet a picture of madison beer sitting on his lap madison replied that he's her longtime bestie damn fuck madison beer she never she was supposed to come on this podcast she never answered your text right yeah and every time we talk about it i resend a text being like i'm on my phone and she's kind of on a podcast yeah kick too i saw her on a bunch of podcasts bullshit it's not this one maybe she's just she's a little frightened everyone's so frightened of this podcast she's still dating that nick austin yeah yeah he deceptively looks like he's 12 last night yeah i saw him at the pool one time well that would be how would you

feel about your girlfriend posting a picture like that with another dude it's not like arms around her like they're dating and she's sitting on his lap like that yeah that's a major problem yeah and they did this whole thing about like talking about flirting and like they don't like him and going this whole like saga like while you're still dating someone else what like you wouldn't even entertain the idea of like talking about she's like oh we're not like that oh they're just besties i don't sit on josh's lap like that if you sit on somebody's lap like that shit's fucked shit's kind of fucked i think probably they're holding hands is he gay uh that's no i don't look gay because we've made that before that yeah where we we started firing on someone and then it turns out they were just gay that's remember when gabby commented on that one dude's photo

and we were all like josh's new girl what's going on that guy was her like gay friend so we were like starting something for no reason but because if madison you're sitting on your lap the guy cost on tweeted damn friendzone forever was sad michael jordan let me see her video i want to see the oh it's right here. You and K-Son are friends? How do y'all meet? K-Son and I have been friends forever. He's actually genuinely been my homie for so long. I've known him for

like, I want to say five years. He's a good fucking dude. He's a good dude. He's only the homie though and he will stay there. Homie! K-Son! You know what I'm saying? the bestie yeah the bestie now some beers full of shit what what what part what oh you think yeah really you don't sit on someone's lap like that ever that's crazy what you think we're all dumb i don't know the other

one i want to i want to hope that they didn't i like nick he's on definitely doesn't have this at volume one. That's something I have to put out there. That's not. It's not that serious. Completely agree. People were coming for me, though. And I was like, guys, this is not that serious.

It's a joke. He's my friend. He's always been my friend. He's never made a pass at me. I've never made a pass at him. That's just my friend. And I thought it was really funny. Full of shit. Bullshit.

I'm not coming for her, really funny. Full of shit. Bullshit. Well, I'm not coming for her, but she's full of shit. I could see maybe she doesn't like him, but there's no way he doesn't like her. Whatever. You don't sit on someone's fucking lap. You have to be a brain dead fool to sit on someone's lap like that if you have a boyfriend and be like, oh, this is fine. What are you, crazy? Yeah, I wouldn't do that to my boyfriend. I'm sure you guys thought I would.

Well. I wouldn't be like stunned. If it was on the sheet next week, it wouldn't be like the most shocking headline. Yeah, right. Okay. This was Baby Rexa. You're saying if Zach Bryant tonight went. No, I would not do that.

You think I would do that? I was just wondering. No, of course I don't think you would do that. Thank you, Josh. I don't know. I don't know you well enough. You guys are the friends. I just see what I see in the sheets.

You're never going to invite it to anything with us. You don't get to hang out with us. That's a good point. Former guest baby, Rex, a former guest at BFF, was sent to the hospital. A phone hit her in the head. Brutal black guy. Yeah. I'm going to let the guys say that like he was like he was i thought it'd be funny yeah that was his answer throw away the fucking key that hurts so bad you know when you like drop

your phone on your head in bed yes that hurts really bad i don't understand this guy you what and by the way but he looks like a smuck yeah and what kind of fan are you that you throw the person you're supposedly a fan? He also just got a unibrow. They came over and he raised his hands like, yeah, I did it. Put him in jail forever. I mean, what a fool. God.

J-Lo went viral after posting what looks like a nude of Aflac for Daddy Appreciate. I don't like this picture of him. I think he looks fucking weird with whatever's going on around his bone around his cock there. It looks crazy. Yeah, I wish it was cut off a little bit higher. Yeah, as a female, is that attractive? It's Ben Affleck, so me, yeah. I mean, I'm in love with him, though.

You're in love with everybody. Literally. It's true. Every week she comes up. No, I love it. Ben Affleck was like, so let's cut Ben Affleck's face off and just say that's a guy. No, that's gross. Yeah, right. It's too ripped.

Yeah. I'd rather a shirt on in that picture. Thank you. Too ripped. Streamers. Like Jason Nash, you said. Yes. Moving to kick.

Streamers moving to kick. After Dream's interview last week where he talked about the stream battle between twitch twitch versus kick kick has been giving out mega streamer deals to streamers overwatch streamer xqc allegedly signed a non-exclusive contract with kick value at nearly 100 million that's crazy yeah it's just like two years too wow crazy exclusive so we could stream on stream on twitch on Twitch. Crazy. What? Now he's like the like, what is it? Like top 10 highest paid like technically like in all athletes if you put his contract next to it.

I've never even heard of the guy. He's getting paid more. I didn't either. We've talked about him before I think on the podcast. So he's obviously the top, top streamer. Number one. He's definitely one of. And what do they do?

Stream. Play video games I think, right? That's it. All day. Yeah. Or like they'll like. Yeah. Yeah. play video games i think that's it all day yeah or like they'll like yeah yeah play video games and talk so could i become a top streamer yeah you could definitely make a lot of money off streaming what games would i have to play you don't even have to play games

you can do just chat like you can just like have people on interview people like interact with the chat people just react to videos like your unboxings a lot of the your unboxings like you should do the unboxings but live stream them yeah that would be huge but if you did it on twitch or twitch whatever it is like when we did that blackjack stream on twitch like it wasn't a ton different than like gambling streams you do it but the viewership was way bigger obviously guests and stuff but the way that you like interact with the chat and stuff twitch is like lends itself to that they're gonna pay me 100 mil? Maybe one day. Got to put in the work. I may have to start doing that.

Yeah. Alright. Get after it. Get in the brain. Yep. I keep eating so I don't want to put your... I know if I start eating I'm not going to stop. I know. I've had to slow down. The fries are so good. Everything's so good. Elon Musk vs. Zuckerberg.

So I guess this started because Zuckerberg and Facebook, a meta, is now coming up with a thread, like a thing that's going to compete versus Twitter. Oh, okay. I didn't know why it started. Yeah, that's how it started. So Elon was basically kind of joking around, being like, I'll fight him. And then Zuckerberg, who is training the last couple of years.

Yeah, he's like, send me an address. Very tough guy, Zuckerberg. Move. Dana White says it's going to happen. I mean, I'm assuming you're rooting for Elon. Yeah, I think he gets ass kicked. Like, Elon's getting his ass kicked? If they fought now, yeah.

Because he's been training. Elon's a little bit bigger, though. But I feel like if you use the body momentum and shit to throw it all around. He's only 5'7". Biggest pay-per-views ever. Where do you think that would go? One. That's what Dana said.

I don't think it'll happen, but if they actually fought, number one of all. I'd buy it in a heartbeat. Elon doesn't seem to be backing down, though. Elon's posting stories, being like, let's run it then. I feel like you'd have to train. I'm somebody who believes if you train for two years in MMA, I don't care how unathletic, whatever, you're going to beat somebody in a fight. That has no experience. Right. But you'll see what happens.

Would you go to it? like actually go to it would you rather watch it on tv i don't know it's a good question if i had great tickets yeah yeah that'd just be funny elon's got 30 pounds on andy's six one and zuckerberg's five seven i look this up five seven i looked this up last night he's 5'7 tall looking in pictures he's 5'7 150 can you fact check that Izzy maybe he just hires people around him to be like short dirt than him

he must have yeah he must have 5'7 stand in guys I've never seen a picture where I've seen Zuckerberg be like, oh, he's really short. I thought he was taller than Elon. 5'7 is really short.

I know. That's shorter than me. That's really short. So maybe Elon would win. That's tiny. He's a little person. He's got a body on him, yeah. Oh, man.

I didn't realize it was that little. Little dude. That's like, you know who I was running out of stuff to watch on TV. So I saw it was a watch like Selling Sunset. The Oppenheim guys, they're little. They're maybe one foot tall. They're like little action figures. Yeah.

They're tiny. I know them. I've seen them like in person. Do they come up to your belly button? I'm in the next season. Are you? Yeah. No shit.

Find a house? Yeah, I'm looking to find a house. Yeah. I'm looking to buy a house right now. Do they come up to your belly button? Yeah. Right above like the belt. But I mean, they are a little,

no. Yeah. Little dudes. And I've always, like, I remember when Tyler's on Nantucket, Hummel brag, and I saw Edelman,

what Julian Edelman walking down the street with, uh, it was, what's the Victoria's secret model. Um, What Julian Edelman walking down the street with? It was. What's the Victoria's Secret model? The Brazilian, not obviously not Giselle. Lima. Adriana Lima.

Adriana Lima. They were dating for a short time. Oh, Adriana is very tall. Yeah. Edelman's a little shorter than me. Little guy. Yeah. Little guy.

Looks so weird. And they're both great looking people. But like with these Oppenheimer, I don't know how these women date people that they can put in their pocket. Well, that's like Zendaya dates Tom Holland. How much taller is she? She's like six. Yeah, she looks a lot taller. But like, I think they look good together.

Yeah, I've never thought that. But when I saw Oppenheimer with his girlfriend. Girls like that with their little dogs in their purses. Yeah. It's kind of like that. All right. That's not nearly as bad as Oppenheimer. Yeah, it's not that bad. And I wonder if she has like heels on too you know yeah probably

yeah oppenheimer is um he he goes he he looks like it's the first thing i did when i watched the show for two minutes i'm like how tall are these guys and they do the thing that really short guys do he's like ripped up yeah like if you're this tall you gotta get really wide uh that could fuck me right there headlines out of order now there we go sheets are numbered what the sheets are numbered at the top we're on this one yeah we're good courtney kardashian and travis barr here expecting oh what i didn't even see this oh did you see how she like announced it and everything she held a sign his concert she She just went in the crowd and held a sign up. Yeah, look.

I was on vacation. I didn't look at my phone. And the nod to an old video, too. Wait, so he didn't know? That's what I just, yeah. I don't know. I don't know. Pretty cool if he didn't know. Yeah, but I feel like he would have cried. That's pretty rock. Pretty cool if he did it, though.

Yeah, but I feel like he would have cried. That's pretty rock star. He's been crying forever now. Oh, I don't know. He seems pretty. I guess Courtney's mad, too, because Kim turned her wedding into a business opportunity. I think that's an old thing. I'm just reading the sheet. Yeah, think that's an old thing. I'm just reading the sheet.

Yeah, but that's an old thing. It's in the new season, though. Why is it in the new season? Hasn't that been a thing forever? Because that season was filmed like a year ago. But it's just out now. I saw this next story. Girlfriend third wheels her boyfriend and best friend.

A TikTok video has gone viral of a girl recording her best friend and boyfriend who fight like siblings. I watched it because I thought he was wearing it's a bad day to be a watermelon T-shirt in the beginning. Was he? No, doesn't it look? We sell the it looks. It does. Identical to it. Have you seen this video?

Yeah. Yeah, they fuck. Or they want to. 100%. Like they already would. They would fuck. Yeah, they fuck. Or they want to. 100%. No, they already have. They would. They would fuck. Oh, man, dude.

They have. 100%. Like, duh. Yeah, I wouldn't be. I don't know, though, because Grace is always best friends with all my boyfriends. Yeah, they fuck. That one's what got me. He just teabagged her. Yeah, no, they fuck that one's what got me he just teabagged her yeah no they fuck um tiktok or fake death to teach his family a life lesson

i don't hate this move no no i saw this i was like this is pretty cool i would do that rp like everyone is like taking me for granted like now what, motherfucker? Don't invite me to a concert. Next week we come, he's dead. You should have fucking invited me. Just come flying out of a helicopter. I did his funeral in a helicopter. Wait, what? He actually had a fucking funeral?

Everyone thought he was dead. The whole family thought he was dead. Why? Was he just really not appreciated in life? I think it had something to do with like their family Wouldn't like see each other ever either so he was like this lands in the field. Yeah, just like it's Love awesome. That is in Saint. No one was mad. Well, I guess they're like he's alive. You're so happy, right? There's a lot. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, but that's fucking twisted man. I love it

make them make them respect you stop taking anything for granted uh pharrell wore 1.88 million dollar watch good for him um it's pretty ugly there's no brick watch yeah no way zoe 102 trailer what won't be watching that i don't know what what below it says josh too young for zoe 101 is dave too old for zoe 101 i must be too old i have no idea what you too young um no i know what zoe 101 is i didn't really watch it but i know what it is i mean it was the greatest show ever but she um show ever? As a kid, everyone loved it. The girlies loved it. But no one should watch that because she's a bad sister

to Britney. Man charged with shooting himself in his sleep. How can you get charged with shooting yourself? Maybe he didn't have the gun properly registered or something. He did. It's called a reckless disarming, but he only shot himself.

Yeah, it seems like you shouldn't get that. So you're going to go to jail for hurting yourself? People that don't go through with killing themselves don't go to jail. But they don't usually pull the trigger. Yeah, no. You mean like for attempted murder on yourself? Yeah. Isn't that the same thing?

They don't go to jail. Yes, I could see you yes but i think that's because it's like a like a well this man was just sleeping illness right well he's got freaking mental sleeping problems he's mentally insane if you shoot yourself in your sleep yeah sleep with your gun in the bed that's that's another good question why isn't the safety on yeah maybe has ptsd well you can still keep the safety on. You can click that off pretty quickly. I don't know. He's crazy, man. Quick commercial break, guys.

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Happy birthday Brie Brie turned the big 2-4 Last Saturday Celebrating the Bahamas Yeah I wish you a happy birthday You did I actually saw you I think

Wish it And then I'm like oh Cause I didn't know No one tells me dick Next guys I wished it a happy birthday. I actually saw you, I think, wish it. Then I'm like, oh, because I didn't know. No one tells me dick. I wished it. Speaking of birthday parties, seems like you threw your girlfriend. Are you now officially girlfriend?

No, not yet. Because it seems like you've been posting a lot with her. Yeah. So no, not yet, but help throw a surprise birthday party for her. Yeah. I had to go. Good guy. My birthday was like two days after i was leaving so i was like i'll throw a little something you went to cons for influential

beach where josh served on a panel that was the name of it influential beach um i think that was like the one panel yeah who else was on panel um those those two other people in the photo so they weren't like influencers no they weren't influencers. It was all different people. The one was a past creator that's pivoted away from it. The other one is I forget the exact position, but works at NBC. And then she

was the moderator. This we talked about a little bit before. They got this Emirates Airlines commercial. The guy does look a lot like you. I've never seen that.'s a lot like yeah i know i get i get it to me like probably 115 times yeah it looks a lot like here that is you i almost should have gotten paid for this uh yeah he looks a lot like you yeah yeah they're just making it like look like it's you yeah um it's like when you see like a like a golf commercial or something

like that and they get a guy that like weirdly looks like tiger woods in the golf commercial you know what i mean well what do you have to do with like emirates nothing i just my my cute face uh this trend is too yeah brie you're getting screwed here because this dave is a barbie trend i think i saw it from you yeah and then i'm like oh i'm gonna do that and then i had to download cap cut to do it which was like a lot of wait did you make those hashtags cap of course slay king trend god barbie i don't know why i like this trend i did it with like i was like doing it with everybody yeah they would turn like the dogs into sex dolls though what's up with your face have you seen that into sex dolls. What's up with your face? Have you seen that?

What do you mean what's up with my face? It's a Barbie. No, like you got like whiskers. You look like a woman under your beard. That's because it's a Barbie. You look like kind of like a 1970s circus woman that like can grow a beard. I'll fucking take it. That's what you look like.

Slash like a ninja almost. A weird like old. I think you're trying to look kind of cool but if i was wearing like a black robe with like a sword behind me yeah and then he pulled the sword out yeah nope um just a this day i've always sick i've silvana posted this i knew she kept this list it's kind of funny i didn't know she was doing it for a long time but every time i'm like oh i'm tired my throat know she was doing it for a long time. But every time I'm like, oh, I'm tired. My throat hurts. She'd just write it in her notes app.

Wait, she wrote every single time? Yeah, it's kind of like, here, you can play it. Are you a hypochondriac? No. I get sick when I get sick. I just, I've been sick for two weeks. Today's the first day I feel like perfect. You don't have the baby to set that screenshot up.

Yeah, so it'd be like, a cold this is what i would say really tired slight cough has a cold sore throat cough still can't have glass of wine because it feels cold coming on feels like something's throat feels like something's under his tongue whatever that means i do say what does that mean i felt something under my tongue like it's like i can feel it coming on i think you need to go to an ENT. What? Ears and throat, yeah. So you can feel it coming into your tongue? Seems like you have a throat problem. Maybe.

Breeze Building no longer allows food deliveries? They reversed it already because everyone was up in arms. But they were going to ban food deliveries from the whole entire building. Why? Because some guy tracked paint into the place. I'm like, really? That's crazy yeah like you would have to go outside and get it uh the era's tour jacket we're still it's doing great

the era's tour jack is doing great has it missed stops it's a beautiful thing really yeah it is it's uh now in minnesota so shout out to that people like mailing it to each other i don't know how they're doing it i've seen like people drive and meet each other in the videos yeah so in someone's set up who had it like dave's new era jacket it's like an account so it keeps updating who has it so because i still get in day with people like how do i get it i i wonder if it will it'll go to brazil i think so that'd be cool and then it has to get to taylor at the end that'd be great that'd be cool we should then it has to get to Taylor at the end. That'd be great. That'd be cool. We should manifest that. And we had that great video of me doing all the Taylor stuff. I'm wondering, I'm starting to think there's a chance she can acknowledge something.

Like, did you see this video that they put together? It's very funny. It's me through the history of BFF just talking about Taylor. Taylor Swift, right? Oh, yeah. I had her back in the whole Kanye thing. People don't remember. They edited a phone call of hers

to make it look like she approved the lyric. And he's like, no, I talked to her and she gave permission. And she was like, I never said that. That was crazy. If someone did that to me, I'd go nuts. He's on my hate list. I hate him. I love Taylor Swift.

Yeah, by the way, I'm a Swifty. Yes, you are. I am a Taylor Swift fan. I've been a Taylor Swift fan for a while. I think she's a genius. Charli D'Amelio, new song. When did this come out? Last Wednesday.

Why would you drop that even in the same zip code as Taylor Swift? Like, I still am listening to Taylor Swift's new album. Oh, I love Taylor Swift's music. I haven't even listened to it yet. Well, that's just disrespectful. She only had the top 10 songs, the Billboard, greatest, like right whatever josh you're young taylor swift ticket master scandal yeah i mean she broke it i know that we know that taylor swift is a fucking gangster i ride or die for taylor swift taylor swift is a monster dave did you get taylor swift tickets no i will though

our taylor swift and zah beefing on the charts scissa get back in the league sizza what she's trying to go toe-to-toe with dale swift i swear dave is getting swifty babe i'm a big swifty huge north also posted a tiktok of her and kim doing a dance of taylor swift song shake it off fuck that oh you don't fuck with that no i don't fuck with that one of the things he's gonna have to not have the benefit is of enjoying taylor swift's music damn you get everything but you don't listen to fucking anti-hero. Not once. Taylor Swift is like a big cat lady. Yeah, and I like Taylor.

You like cats? No. Taylor Swift kicks off her Eris tour. She's a queen. I'm a big time Swifty. Taylor Swift's Eris tour is record breaking. No shit.

She's a queen. There's no doubt about it. The Swifties are a fucking army, man. I mean, they're scary. They are, dude. They're not scary. She's a monster. She's a rock about it. The Swifties are a fucking army, man. I mean, they're scary. They are, dude. They're not scary. She's a monster. She's a rock star.

Taylor Swift's concert water for sale. I would be interested. I'm just consistently listening to every one of her songs. But I try only to listen to her version out of, you know, respect and celerity. But you would buy the rainwater? Yeah. I could bottle rain in, like, my tap. Swifties don't do that, though.

They're like an honest group. I went to my first Taylor Swift concert. Shout out to all my MetLife Night One fans. Mother likes us most. Taylor Swift could sell a million tickets if they let her. I think I've only listened to Taylor Swift music for a month straight. Nothing else. Taylor Swift and Mattie Healy have broken up.

This guy's a trash hole. Who is this fucking loser? She's the biggest star in the world. I didn't see it, but whatever. It's very good. Yeah, you can see it later. We can put it in later. What?

We'll put it in, yeah. All right, good job. I don't know what this is. AI piece review of me? Is it funny? It's crazy. Is it actually? It's completely AI generated.

It did be dirty. Dirty. He made the nose ten times bigger. It's kind of like a mind fuck with your brain. I have a sneeze coming. Fuck you, AI. What is going on? I don't even have to tell.

Two noses. This is the worst. I lost it. I fucking hate AI. I wasn't expecting it to look like that. What is that? It's not what I think generally when I think pizza, but listen.

Is it generating these sentences too? Look how thin it is. You get a paper cut with that. AI may be on my evening of eights. You look like the guy from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs. I love it. And if anything, that's low. What's going on right there?

What a great spot. This looks like AI. I thought AI was smart. It looks like we're on LSD. Yeah, I was about to say, this is what I think it would be like to watch Dave's Pizza Reviews on acid. I feel safe that that can't be stolen. Josh won't finish the dance chain. Josh has halted a duet chain because he won't duet Riley Habaka's video,

and fans are urging him to duet it. Charlie DeMeo, Dixie DeMeo, Lauren Gray, Ellie Zill, and Bryce Hall have all participated in the duet chain. Why won't you continue the chain? I will, I guess just like give me some time that's what it's do it live on the mod no because it's like a whole like it's like a whole day no why would there be beef with riley i don't know she's the last one to go no no i like riley she's cool that's good i just gotta do it i've been posting like six days on tiktok so that's just

on me wow i was in the south of france enjoying myself wow doing panels brag more all right i think that's it right yep bff calm to raising canes best chicken fingers in the market new york flagship open awesome merch awesome everything all right have fun at luke bryant zach bryant zach bryant yeah luke combs and there there is we just name in country singers now i know luke on the other ones again sometimes confused yeah like i said still have a ticket for you yeah i already made plans you asked me like five seconds before the concert you can always change your plans. You can. Thank you. Bye. She did text me last night and said,

we have four tickets. I was like, okay, cool. And then when I saw her last night, I was like, so who's the fourth person? She was like,

no one. Swagger. Yeah, that's worse. Why? You're supposed to have four tickets. It's more you. Yeah.

Wrong answer.