BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - DAVE PORTNOY IS THE NEWEST MAHOMES FAMILY STAN — BFFs EP. 151

Episode Date: October 26, 2023

We’re back with a very funny episode and we start headlines where Blueface took strippers to the Rams game after proposing to his girlfriend, Lil Mabu drops a disstrack with Blueface’s ex ChriseanRock, Dave goes off on Kim Kardashian using a SNTV song on her story, Taylor Swift getting friendly with the Mahomes family and why Dave is now the #1 Mahomes family stan, Mr. Beast being clowned over wearing a full uniform to the Bucs game, Victoria’s Secret moving away from their “woke” rebrand, the Silent Walking trend, FaZe getting acquired, people thinking Kendall Jenner was pregnant, Scott Disick getting roasted by his daughter over his dating history, the Top 200 pop songs of all time, Beyonce and Jay-Z buying the most expensive home in California history, Avani Gregg taking shots at Anthony Reeves, Mads attending Tana’s Halloween party, David Beckham’s alleged mistress speaking out, Emily Blunt apologizing for her past comments, and Ozempic being tried out for kids. We finish with BFFs corner where Aryna Sabenlanka is dead to Dave, Dave meeting Zac Efron and not knowing who he was, Josh becoming the new left out BFF, Sadie Crowell making a Dave Portnoy Halloween costume, and clearing up that Georgia Hassarati is NOT dating Skrillex and why that caused a headache in the Portnoy household. Support Our Sponsor! Raising Canes: Come for the chicken fingers and stay for sauce! Order online at https://RaisingCanes.com Subscribe to the podcast now: https://barstool.link/3m4Q0Fq Some Media Provided By: https://www.youtube.com/@UCYwFyFjFUSRcwYCIxHmRBMQ Check out the BFFs Social Media Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bffspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BFFsPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bffspodYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

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yeah i saw this i'm not overly familiar with Blueface's work. Blueface, baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. That's all I got. Let's see the proposal, I guess. Is Blueface like a big deal? Him and his past relationship, Christian Rock, is a big thing.

Gotcha. Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Big thing. Gotcha. Those nails are wild. Okay. I don't see much about that. I saw the strippers. Yeah. I don't know.

He's in jail. I've been thrown in jail for far less than that at an NFL game. So that's kind of crazy. I was wondering that too. How does that work? How does that work? Because they're at SoFi for that too. So they're at the floor box. There's the floor boxes in SoFi,

which are literally right next to the field. So how – Is that allowed? I've got to assume it's frowned upon. The NFL, I mean, there's kids and there's family atmosphere, you'd think. So how would I go to frown upon the NFL? I mean, there's kids and there's family atmosphere. You'd think you'd get strippers just stripping. So, yeah, I don't know. I assume he won't get.

They were stripping in like the private suite. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure they didn't come in with their asses out, right? Well, ass out in the suite. They may have. They may have. Oh, those shorts.

Pretty short. That's an ass. Oh, that's crazy. Yeah. At the game? Yeah. Wow. I got to assume he won't be invited back.

Yeah, definitely not to assume he won't be invited back. Yeah, definitely not. Definitely not. So Lil Mabu and Christian Rock collab, Blueface's engagement comes days after Lil Mabu released a song called Mr. Take Your Bitch with Christian Rock, who recently gave birth to a child with blue face. It's unclear whether the tattoo is real or not, but Christian Rock has a Mabuse pussy tattoo in the music video. Oh, wow. Yeah, I'm going to let the kids handle this one. I'm not really following any of this little Mabuse Christian Rock Rock, blue face strippers, little pussy tattoos on each other's vaginas stuff.

I will never say a bad thing about Christian Rock because she scares the shit out of me. Oh, really? You're scared of her? Terrified. Have you seen her? You're more scared of Christian Rock than saying bad things about like Taylor Swift yeah because she will kill she will find you and kill

you no way dog what she is so scary she beats everybody up she beats everybody up that says one wrong thing so I am if that's Lil Mabu's, that's Lil Mabo's pussy. And I'm with it.

I guess. I mean, I think it's obviously just all like PR. This is obviously just like a little stunt. They stay doing these things. I know. You're going to see Christian Rock back in Blueface's life in, like, a week. You watch. It's going to be, like, a week, two weeks.

Christian Rock is going to be hanging with them again. And then, you know, Blueface's, like, Jaden whatever, his new, like, fiance. I feel bad for her. They're going to end up arguing and beefing. They just, like, it's like a reality show. It's a reality show. They did have a reality show, right? On what channel? Probably. I think it's like a reality show. It's a reality show. They did have a reality show, right? On what channel?

Probably. I think it was on OnlyFans. I think Blueface just posted it on OnlyFans. Oh, I thought it was on TV. I didn't think so. Seems like it would be a little explicit for TV. That's what I mean. OnlyFans makes sense.

I think there was a show. I know that Christian Rock is on Baddies of the South. Now, Lil Mabu, as Dave was saying, he knows how to play the internet well. This kid's smart. He's good at stirring the pot and getting views and making his songs go viral. He's a smart kid.

So on the headlines, it says, Mr. Take Ya Bitch Song um is this diss track better than josh or mine or uh so i guess let's take a quick listen to mr take your bitch i haven't heard it yet he kind of is a diss track though is this a diss track or is this just a song i thought this guy just made music i think it's too blue, he's saying that he stole Blueface's bitch. Yeah, this is a diss track. I love Lil Mabu. That was pretty good.

Yeah, that was sick. Good diss track. Good diss track. Yeah, I'm with it. I'm team them. What the fuck is this next headline? Yeah, this is crazy. I read this before we started.

Oh, she wrote a book. Britney Spears abortion with Justin Timberlake's child. Britney Spears upcoming memoir has revealed that she's abortion with Justin Timberlake's child. Britney Spears' upcoming memoir has revealed that she was pregnant with Justin Timberlake's baby, but had an abortion. Britney says it was up to her alone. She would not have done it, but Justin was sure he did not want to be the father. Okay. Well, you know. They were young kids.

I don't know. BFF. I look. I see, like, Britney Spearsars abortion with timberlake's kids like getting heavy um it's heavy for sure let's just move along kim k uses speak now in her ig story i saw this kim k like i've never seen anybody try to suck up like she is to taylor swift you're dead to us You're dead to us. You're dead to us.

Stop playing her music. Stop having your kids listen to the music. Stop putting it in. Or if you want them to listen, don't put your stories. We all remember what you did with Kanye when you edited the footage and tried to make Taylor seem like a crazy liar. And Taylor went into hiding for basically a year because of these scumbags. So stop. We don't want any part of you.

Double bird. Double bird. Taylor Swift attends the Chiefs game. This is going crazy viral. I saw you post the clip. Taylor's just having fun. Taylor's just having fun. Yeah.

And the handshake, though. The handshake came. It had to hurt you a little bit. No, the handshake. She's doing the dances with Brittany Mahomes, and then Jackson's back in the mix a little bit. Jackson slipped a little knuckle punch in there. Did you see the one where he joined in?

Yeah, I mean, we have it on the sheet, I'm sure. You can play it. Listen, I'm all for all of it. Listen, I'm all for all of it. What? I'm all for all of it. What changed? He was waiting for that moment. Yeah, let him have fun.

What's this new Dave? Yeah, what's going on here? Well, somebody, it was brought to my attention a couple weeks ago that somebody very close inside Taylor's circle started following me on Instagram. So I slyly threw a follow back, just, you know. Teal it out. Threw it out there. And we had an exchange this past weekend during the game.

And maybe it's like a world power negotiation. Like, hey, maybe if you are kind of nice on some stuff and give here there may be an intro there so i'm all for the kids having fun i met i met britney i met britney mahomes like she's awesome right year last year i mean she is she's like it's a bad rap she does she patrick's her husband they're happily married she supports her husband and she like people make fun of her when it's actually like matrimony was wow aren't you the guy that is aren't you the guy that is making fun of her though wasn't that you when at one point no did you are you the one that is making fun of her, though? No. Wasn't that you? When? At one point? No.

Are you the one that got Tommy to write the article that is Brittany Mahomes has a bad rep? No, I saw that, but it was well written. You're a ghostwriter? No. Brittany told me that we needed to chill on the podcast is what she said to me when I met her like a year ago or something. Well, that's a fair point. Yeah, we better chill out. Oh, you want to take a picture with Patrick? Better chill on the podcast and like punch my shoulder like four times.

Yeah, that's her. That's like boys will be boys, Josh. Yeah. Kidding around. Hey, did I – I had a smile on my face through that story. I was like this is like such a good story. No. No.

No. No. You know. That's crazy. Taylor is in love she's having fun she's having the time of her life and i'm here for it um mr beast goes to the bucks game in full gear mr beast being clowned for the bucks game in full bucks uniform well it's likely that he gave him the uniform for marketing that yeah i don't pretty insane i don't like honestly if bob craft patriots owner was like here's a full uni like i i'd probably throw it on yeah 100 um

i'm debating the patriots are playing the dolphins actually this this sunday in miami i may go will you wear tbd uniform no i i'll'll wear a nice hat and a Patriots jersey, but I don't have a full uniform. But if I thought it could help them win games, I'd fucking do it. I've gone, like, that would be not even crack the top billion on interesting things I've done in my support of the Patriots. So, Victoria's Secret rebrand.

After Victoria's Secret woke rebrand after victoria's secret woke rebranded translate to sales victoria's secret execs are leaning back into the original sexier image the brand president said that sexiness can be inclusive that's what the brand is focused on i never understood this to begin with i was outspoken on it wokeness all that shit it's like you don't have to be everything for every people i like i don't know how the victoria's sacred angels were somehow seen like okay if you can't fit into the lingerie it's not for you it's not for you they're not everything it has to be for everybody right so they're the angels like they're supposed to be angelic like people that are untouchable that's why they were so beautiful and yeah and then this

happens their sales are way down although all the people are crucifying them they don't give a fuck it's like you're running a business so yeah not the most surprising thing i've ever heard what is this silent walk trend the silent walk trend where you go for a walk unplugged with headphones on your phone is going viral ironically tiktok's a documentary of silent walks on their phone which seemingly defeats the purpose of the silent walk what a silent walk isn't that just a walk i think it's just a regular walk but it's saying like go on your walk without like listening to music or going on your phone or having any distractions. Like just like, you know, walk and enjoy the earth. But you can't really vlog a walk that's supposed to be an unplugged walk.

Because then you're kind of plugged, right? I would say that you're pretty plugged in right there. You've got to be at least a little plugged. Yes, I would agree. Can we see the trend as i was about to go out on my first 30 minute walk my sweet boyfriend challenged me to walk without distractions no airpods no podcast no music just me myself and i and at first i was like no my anxiety could never which is probably what you're thinking and look the

first two minutes are mayhem. Your mind is racing. You're going to have anxiety. Something happens after two minutes where your brain just gets into this flow state. Suddenly, you can hear yourself. I think I only ever do silent walks. Is she describing what thoughts are? Yeah, that was the same.

The two minutes is going to be mayhem. Mayhem? What, you've never been on your it the two minutes is gonna be mayhem mayhem what you've never been on your own for two minutes crazy have you never been to your with yourself for two minutes that's crazy yeah uh i didn't know this phase clan was acquired esports company phase holdings that was initially valued at 1 billion which i knew was a fraud right when it happened um after going public in 2022 was sold to game square an all-stock deal for 17 million game squares uh backed by owner jerry jones will own about 55 percent of combined company the other belonged to the investors i had no idea that happened does not shock me that it

was sold this is a long time coming it's a penny stock um i don't know what was going on with it it was never worth a billion it never made sense to me they had to get acquired so no it's not shocking to me i i am curious whether like people made money on it because it did stock went up originally and then just tanked i don't know yeah i'm i have no idea. Is that the phase up? Yep. Yeah. Yeah, phase up. Okay. Basically, their company fell apart. It was definitely, it was never valued at a billion.

Let's be for real. It was never valued at a billion, but it was definitely valued at more than 17 million at one point. Yeah, well, it's like when they did it, from what I gathered, theoretically, it was air, but it was a billion. But then the people who were supposed to give money didn't actually give the money, right? And it was just the second it all went, it went sideways. Kendall Jenner picture leads to people believe she's pregnant. Picture of Kendall went viral after people thought she was spotted with a baby bump. More pictures discover late an optical illusion.

That is. It's the other lady's badonkadonk. Got it. Ah. Do you see that now? She would look good with a pregnant little belly. Yeah, it's a good looking little pregnant belly there. Not her. Someone else's butt though. Yeah, maybe

that's because it's just like an in-shape butt. You know? Yeah. So like of course so like of course it's a good butt uh penelope disick set scott disick right penelope penelope disick 11 oh little kid went viral after giving her father scott disick harsh dating advice penelope told scott's weird every day he's 19 year olds He should date someone who likes the gym Because he needs to go Wow Can we watch it? Tough I mean I don't like being told about the gym Because The kids are so honest

Bad shoulder What qualities should we look for In a girl Older than what he's used to You're 40 I'm not going gonna date someone 19 i would yeah he would but it's not a good look but we gotta get over it because you're not gonna find the girl you want no good personality someone who goes to the gym because you need to go to the

gym also to motivate you all right so we got the basics down. How old is Disick? It's like 40, I think. Literally? I think we're doing a fact check. 40 on the dot, yeah. 40, yeah. So 40, 19. I don't want to have to come up with a 29, 39. So that's a 21-year difference.

I mean, yeah, I may have to fight the... Like, Savannah's 28. Yeah, but she's an adult. You're not an adult when you're 19. 28, 46, I may have to fight the, like, Silvana's 28. Yeah, but she's an adult. You're not an adult when you're 19. 28, 46, 18. Yeah, no. But she's like 26. Silvana's 28.

Oh, really? Yeah. That's crazy. Oh, man. 28 is like, 28 is. No, crazy. I just thought she was 20. I thought she was 26.

No. You know what you do when you're 28. I feel like you got your decisions made. Haley Cavender returns to basketball. Oh, what? Yep. Revealed she'll be using her eligibility to go back to school to play next year. Haley said she's waking up every morning missing basketball.

She doesn't care if it means losing on social media or business opportunities. Hannah supports her sister's decision decision but will not be joining good for her she's really good hayley so um and all those are i don't even know why would you miss out on those opportunities you can do it all i feel like playing basketball actually makes you bigger i agree yeah i agree with that uh billboard ranks top pop songs of all time i didn't see this i like this billboard staff ranked the top 500 pup songs of all time. And Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus, and Lady Gaga didn't crack the top 20. What?

Ooh. I mean, I'm not. This is the first time I'm seeing the list. Call Me Maybe is number eight. That's crazy. That is a pretty iconic song, though, guys. I know, but. Yeah, but not on the list. You're more than party in the usa or you belong kelly

clarkson since you'd be gone i love kelly clarkson no way i kind of fuck with that yeah that's outcast hey uh no chance no scrubs yes absolutely nah no no no yeah super bass earth wind and fire september yeah yes yeah like that yeah some of these songs some of these are absolutely iconic some don't belong there yeah like dancing queen call me maybe is more iconic than you guys are giving it credit dude number eight josh over over dream call me maybe was one of the biggest songs that like touched the planet at one moment, dude. That song was getting played everywhere nonstop. Yeah, but now you hear it and your eyes bleed and your ears hurt.

Yeah, yeah. I agree. Thank you, Brianna Chicken Fry. If we are talking about the top 500 pop songs of all time. This isn't one hit wonder. Yeah. Like you have to survive the test of time. No, because it's not 500 pop artists. It's 500 pop songs.

Yes, but the song must stand. You don't have to survive the test of nothing. It's still getting played. It's still huge. There's a difference between the one hit wonder and the, like, you're putting Billie Jean next to Call Me Jean next to call me maybe next to California love come on

maybe it could be lower than eight but it was a great song it was huge guys it was a huge song it was massive yeah and so was I hate that song what like what does that song shake no no macarena macarena

oh okay well that's like a children's song electric slide boogie woogie woogie what all right i'm gonna tell you what off the top because i'm just seeing this list the songs i have problems with. Kelly Clarkson, Since You've Been Gone. Carly Rae Jepsen, Call Me Maybe. I've got to be honest. I have a problem with Britney Spears' Baby One More Time. I have a problem with Nicki Minaj's Super Bass.

I have a problem with Outkast's Hey Ya. Super Bass? Yeah. Bass? It says Bass on the thing. They spelled it wrong, Josh. Look at the sheet. You think she's going to rap about some super fish?

I just read the word. It is how you spell base. Yeah. B-A-S-S? That's base. You know how I spell base? B-A-S-E. Slide safe into second. TLC no scrub.

I like that one. That's timeless. Oh oh that's funny i may come up with my own list for the future it's a lot of work so i don't want to commit to it yeah you really got 500 songs is a lot i would just do top 20 yeah but i don't want to commit to it yet but i may beyonce and jay-z buy the most expensive home in cali. Just like you. Yeah. Me, Beyonce, they have the most expensive in Cali. I have the most expensive in Massachusetts. Theirs cost $200 million. Mine did not cost $200 million. That cost $200 million?

Is it just a weird looking picture? I know. I kind of hate it. Oh, it's on the beach though. I kind of think that's not worth $200 million. It's on a cliff? Yeah, it's kind of on. It's got to be the property, maybe?

Why? It's on the beach, no? Isn't property expensive out there? Property is expensive. That's what I'm saying. It's got to be the property. Yeah, it's on a cliff. But the house itself looks like a storm shelter.

Thank you. Yeah, it's not the most aesthetically pleasing. That's for sure. Like, is it just one floor? It's got to go downstairs or something, right? I was going to say it's probably underground. aesthetically pleasing that's like is it just one floor it's got to go downstairs or something i was gonna say it's probably underground but who knows man maybe they just bought it because it's literally on a cliff mountain yeah i mean it's a huge property overlooking and god knows what's inside it but it's overlooking the water what is it malibu or Probably Scottie.

Jay-Z reacts to 500K or dinner with Jay-Z. Gayle King asked Jay-Z about the Vow Debate 500K or dinner with Jay-Z. And Jay-Z said he wouldn't tell someone to cut a bad deal. Take the money. And if you want the blueprint, listen to his music. You've got to be an absolute moron not to take the money. There's nobody in the world where you get unless he's going to take you under his wing forever. Yeah. Yeah. Like sign you to like a deal going to take you under his wing forever. Yeah. Yeah.

Like sign you to like a deal or something like that. Like 500K. Take it. Take it. Arena, Shia, Shake and Tom Brady split. Okay. Fine. Don't have much to comment.

Bradley Cooper and Gigi Hadid spotted more often together. I like this couple a lot.'s wearing ellen underwear huh and people are like shocked because she used to give it out on her show yeah he's just wearing free underwear i who cares if it's nice it's nice underwear yeah women miss his daughter's wedding for golden bachelor sandra contest on the golden bachelor revealed to jerry that she had skipped her daughter's wedding to be on the show sandra said she talked to the daughter out prior to the show and her daughter said mom i've got my guy i want you to go get yours do you agree with this move this is i was going back did you watch the new episode dave i don't remember remember this part. There's some drama. You got to catch up.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. No, I have. Yeah, but they didn't. This is you watch the pickleball tournament. No, there's a new episode. Yeah. Where was Thursday that I didn't watch this?

I don't know, but you can't. You can't miss it, man. Okay, I'll have to catch up. But yeah, what do you guys think? Is that crazy? I couldn't tell if that's crazy or it's cute because she's like go get your love but like i what if you don't that's your daughter's wedding yeah it's like if it's normal normal bachelor rules i would say totally crazy

because i think everyone on the normal bachelor is just out for fame yeah um but this show may be a little different and it's like hey this is my shot so who. And it's like, hey, this is my shot. So who knows? Yeah, it's like your last shot at love. Yeah. Maybe it was her daughter's. I was thinking maybe it's her daughter's second wedding or something. Maybe. In that case, go for it.

Yeah. I would definitely want my mom at my wedding, though. Yeah, definitely would, too. Avani Gregg takes shot at Anthonyony reeves oh no josh um in a new youtube video avani greg takes shot at anthony reeves saying our last relationship is our biggest regret the biggest leap of faith she ever took was trusting a scrawny white boy hey don't laugh don't laugh i'm team i'm team anthony always he's so nice Did they break up on bad terms? Seems that way, doesn't it? I mean, like, you know, I guess I wasn't in the relationship.

So I don't know. But I never saw, like, necessarily, like, anything. No bad blood? Big, I guess. Yeah, I never really saw anything. But, I mean, rock bottom. Rock bottom, Rock bottom. What are you talking about?

And it's tough to, like, misinterpret the biggest leap of faith she ever took and biggest regret is trusting a scrawny white boy. Sounds like there's some bad blood, I would say. Yeah, definitely. Well, let's see the clip. Maybe, you know what? Yeah, I need to see this fucking clip. Maybe we're reacting out of turn here.

Let me see the clip. The biggest leap of faith I've ever taken is trusting a funny white boy. Like, I actually am, like, really concerned. I'm concerned, too. There should be an evolution in your type, but it's just, like, a straight line. It's, like, rock fucking bottom.

Put in for a study. No, it's literally rock fucking bottom to rock fucking bottom. Okay, see, it's literally rock fucking bottom to rock okay see this isn't as bad as it reads it's not as bad no i didn't think so they're like in face paint maybe you know i had a couple glasses of rosé and like i don't it didn't seem as personal i mean i don't think i don't think maddie minn-ro should give the advice she's the one that's been on this show like in the sheet for like cheating on her boyfriend or whatever like I don't think Maddie Monroe should give the advice. She's the one that's been on this show, like, in the sheet for, like, cheating on her boyfriend or whatever.

Like, I don't know why she's trying to do that. Yeah, I just didn't feel like it was that personal. Yeah, it didn't seem too personal. It seemed like they were both talking about each other's relationship. If she was cheating or she was cheating, she shouldn't give the advice. You know what I'm saying? Her relationships be hitting rock bottom. So, lay off my man, Anthony.

I guess I'm just saying if I was Anthony in the shoes and watch that clip, I wouldn't be like mortified. Like I thought it was going to be like serious. Yeah, I thought she was going to sit down and be like, that was rock bottom and that was the biggest thing in my life. Yeah, it wasn't like interview or some 60 minutes or some shit like that. Mads attends Tannaween after their back-and-forth feud that was unearthed on BFFs. It seems Tanna and Mads Lewis may have made up after Mads attended Tannaween with her boyfriend, Hayden Ziak.

Do not kid. Good for them. We talk about them too much. Rebecca Luce responds to David Beckham's documentary. So I love this documentary like the beckham i watch it fascinating like i always was a beckham fan from afar i'm not a soccer guy so i didn't realize you know his life story but he is accused of cheating this rebecca loose is the this is old this is like he was accused of cheating way in the past but they talk about

it in the documentary and they say it's not true he dies at all i guess it's rebecca loose uh was previously assistant to the beckham family it's speculated she was the woman the doc and then she's come out in an interview and let's see what she said rebecca loose i don't buy that i don't think he would cheat he is making himself a victim and he's making me look like the lie i think it's one thing if you don't want to take responsibility for things at home because of your family and your children that's absolutely fine and if he hadn't even mentioned any of that and just said it was a tough time for us and moved on i wouldn't be here today the stories were horrible but they were true and he's the one who's responsible for all of this he's the one who's responsible for his wife's suffering he's the one that decides to lie to her to say we don't have

to tell my wife he's made all those choices damn the only thing i'll say is what like i watched the documentary and i had no idea who rebecca loose is they don't really go into any details about it and so i wasn't being like rebecca loose is a don't really go into any details about it and so i wasn't being like rebecca loose is a liar because i didn't know she existed so is she famous or not that i'm aware she's just she was oh she was their assistant yeah so like why don't what's even if david is denying it like 20 years later why is she so offended by it now i don't know like what is i guess that's i guess if it did happen though it's so infuriating to be like made out to be a liar and like you're crazy but yeah but i unless i again i'm not intimately aware of like his life but i didn't

even know it was her like yeah the only reason i i'm aware of her is because she's speaking out about it again they didn't mention her. They didn't show her. They just said he was accused of cheating, and he didn't do it. And that was really it in the documentary. It wasn't like this woman or none of that was in it. So I don't know. This next one, Blink-182 fans go urinal diving.

Blink-182 fans have been going urinal diving for custom Blink-182 urinal screens at their concerts. That's gross. Yeah, that's disgusting. Yeah. Oh, I just got pissed all over your fingers. You got to at least bring gloves or something like, you know, you're going to do it. If you know you're going to do it, bring the proper equipment. I'm hungover.

I can't talk about this. Very gross. All right. Vera Wang reveals unconventional aging secrets. Vera Wang says vodka, McDonald's, Dunkin' Donuts, hard work, and not much sun are what keep her looking ageless at 74. Well, I'm dead then because I like the sun, I hate McDonald's, and I'm not a Dunkin' guy.

You hate McDonald's and you hate Dunkin'? Oh, Brie, Brie, Brie. Listen, I know that Dunkin', I'm supposed to like it. I get it. Good Will Hunting, Days of Massachusetts, Dunkin'. You just don't like their coffee? Yeah. No.

Shit. And to be honest, I lost a fucking shit ton of weight when i stopped drinking it because they're iced coffees they put the sugar in and the cream themselves and it's a milkshake it's a milkshake that's why i like it is yeah right but once you start actually being like a coffee person it's just it's more like candy that's fair i agree with that but you don't like mcdonald's is crazy well let me say this i like agree with that. But you don't like McDonald's. That's crazy. Well, let me say this.

I like McDonald's. I don't like how I feel 10 minutes after eating McDonald's. Okay. I can get behind that. I don't think a lot of people do. Nothing like canes. No, the best. Like, I can eat a million canes and feel good after it.

I'm not just saying that. Elon Musk wants to pay Wikipedia a billion bucks to change their name. Elon Musk will say he'd give Wikipedia one billion if they changed their name to dickipedia all right what is he it's kind of it's kind of cool to have that much money right to just be how long do they have to change it for that that's what i was wondering like what's the stipulation there you know can they change it for a month or two and then like change it back and just take the billy because if so a hundred percent take the billion dollars and change your name totally speaking of wikipedia i met the founder of reddit the other day oh what an asshole he's the he's he's married to serena what yeah really

yeah that's that's a crazy what's wow why can't I remember his name right now? He's the one that Drake dissed. Yeah. Why did Drake diss him? Drake disses everybody, doesn't he? Isn't that what he does? He's a diss master, but why would he diss that guy? I feel terrible.

I don't know. Alexis O'Hanlon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. i don't know but anyway alexis oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah um emily blunt apologized for 2012 interview comments about waitress's body after an interview resurface of emily blunt calling waitress enormous saying she gets free meals at chili's emily blunt apologized saying her jaw's on the floor she's appalled that you say something so insensitive. She's sorry and was old enough to know better. Let's see the 2012 interview. 2012, 12 years ago. Girl who was serving me was enormous. You know, I think she got freebie meals at Chili's. Nothing wrong with that.

And she comes up and she goes, did anyone ever tell you you look a lot like Emily Blunt? And I said, I have heard that. Yes. And she went, are you Emily Blunt. And I said, I have heard that. Yes. And she went, are you Emily Blunt? Yeah. And she went, what are y'all doing here? I'm not like personally offended by that. No. I guess if you're

like the waitress and you saw it, you'd be upset. Yeah. Because the waitress wasn't even mean. She was just like, are you? Yeah. So that was just uncalled upset. Yeah. Right. Because the waitress wasn't even mean. She was just like, are you? Yeah. So that was just uncalled for. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ozempic for kids? What?

The pharmaceutical companies behind the smegluite? Excuse me. Semaglutite? Anti-diabetes, weight loss injections like Ozempic are testing to see if drugs are safe for kids.

I guess if you got a fatso kid and there's nothing you can do about it. Yeah, if they're getting the freebies at yeah chili's that's crazy that we just went from talking about emily blunt being like my jaw is on the floor i can't believe i called a waitress enormous and then and then we go from that to oh yeah well i guess if you got some fucking fatso kids like shit shit, throw some drugs in them, drug them up. I can't believe them out. We need to think about putting Ozempic in kids.

Yeah. That's your kids go outside. Make your kids go outside. What if your kids like there are fat, so kids. Yeah. They can't go for a run. Go for a run.

Go outside. They're just fat. Yeah. Right. And then they probably get picked on and it's like they're in the gym and shit. So I don't know. BFF's Corner. What's bad about being in the gym? No, no.

I'm saying they can't lose the weight. They're just like naturally fatzos. Yeah. So if you get the Ozempic, then you fatso turn skin. I'm saying if there's no way for a little kid to lose the weight. Like, they're trying. They're active. They're doing it, and they're still fat. Last resort.

That sucks. Yeah. What if they just went on a caloric deficit? I'm not a scientist. Yeah, me neither. But I'm assuming there's kids, like, no matter what, they're just fatsos. No, I don't think that's how it works, guys. Okay.

I don't think it works. I think, you know, metabolism is different. It's different, you know? Fuck them. Fuck them. Everyone has a different struggle. No, fuck the kids. I think metabolism is different. It's different. Everyone has a different struggle. Fuck the kids. I don't care. Well, it sounds like that. You're about to just throw drugs into these kids. So the solution is let's drug up the kids.

Let's drug these kids up and throw chemicals and shit in their bodies. Now you're skinny. Run, little kid. All the pounds are off you now another one in the corner that's crazy that's crazy i'm fine fat kids stop being fat fucking eat a salad fat kid fine whatever that's what i was saying in a nicer way though like just like you know it's a parent's job. Take care of your kid. Take care of your kid. Make him go outside.

Don't stick him behind the screen. Give him some salad. Let him run. Fuck the fat kids is what we came to, I guess. You guys are terrible people. BFF's Corner. I did meet Arnia Sabalenka. She was super nice in person.

She's a tennis girl, right? Yeah, but she's sort of dead to me now yeah what happened what so i talked to her team i like what are we gonna do are we gonna maybe barstool do something with whatever um but it was the pizza review is what we're talking about and she's in miami so i met her it's like i dm'd her first i'm like you're in miami let's do a pizza review she's like i'll see you at this party and we met then at the the party it's like pizza review we're gonna do a pizza review and she's like yeah and then i see her post a pizza she's like the best pizza miami miami slice with my friend dave grotman ouch and i'm like what the fuck is going on here so wow I said I think it was just

like a you know I don't know what's going on but she's dead it was just a pizza maybe it was a pizza out and she didn't even think twice about it no it's dead to me it's like I'm a one-shot guy so fuck her that's how I feel about you guys yeah that's kind of how I feel about you guys after reading the next headline that's crazy before we get to that i also was saying in the beginning i met zach efron and i talked to him for 20 minutes at like a house party no idea it was zach efron no i thought he was just a fan boy and then he's just a cool guy ain't he 20 minutes later 20 minutes later like two days later i saw him tagged in a pub i'm like that's zach efron it was crazy because he was saying how he had no social media anymore.

Like he doesn't use it. I'm like, that's weird. Why would you do that? Well, probably because he's got 70 million followers and he didn't want to be bothered with it. But yeah, super nice guy. Super nice guy. Is he super handsome? I just knew that.

I wasn't like blown away by him. I'm going to say something that may be controversial. No offense, because like, I think he's a barcel guy i think his brother's better looking oh ouch that hurts him he doesn't have social media maybe i'll never hear it yeah i'll never see this i mean they're both good looking his brother was there and you were like oh brother's hotter can we pull up his brother i didn't yeah they were both there uh didn't even know he had a brother no I no he's good looking but he wasn't like wow

yeah that guy that guy they're both like shredded dude what is up with that family's genetics what a good looking fam Zac Efron was my number one crush Zac Efron was my number one crush. Zac Efron does kind of just have like one of those faces that your eyes just kind of like go towards.

You know what I mean? Like you just like when I all those pictures came up and there were two guys. I looked directly at Zac Efron. No homo. Just like, you know, so you thought he's the better looking of the brothers, dude. He just has something about those. I don't know if it's the eyes. I don't know what it is.

It just like draws. Yeah, he has deep, heavy eyes. I have no fucking clue. I felt like an idiot when I realized it after. Beautiful man. It's kind of better that way. Yeah, it's like a little fan. A convo.

Dave chooses Brie over Josh. Dave recently went on Plan Brie. Dave chooses Brie over Josh. Dave recently went on Plan Brie where he picked Brie over Josh. This is coming after Brie picked Dave over Josh. Is Josh the left out BFF? Oh, the tables have turned. What the fuck? I mean, it is what it is. Yeah, we've been hanging out more than me and Josh have, honestly.

I'm going to figure out a way to get Brie's name off the fucking title again, guys. Don't even worry about it. I might get your name off, honestly. I'm going to figure out a way to get Bree's name off the fucking title again, guys. Don't even worry about it. I might get your name off, honestly. The way it's going. That's hilarious. Fuck Josh and the fat kids. Sadie Crowell dressed up as Dave as Halloween. I saw this.

She's doing easy costumes, and she did, I think, 10 of them. I love Sadie. i love watch the video i'm gonna be honest i didn't watch it with sound yeah she's got your disc Why do you have a Warriors jersey? That I don't know. But good for her on the wrap. I didn't realize it. She actually sent me it.

Did she come on BFFs before? Yes. Obviously memorable. Well, I know I had her on Plan B. I didn come on BFFs before? Yes. Yes. Obviously memorable. Well, I know I had her on Plan B. I didn't know if I got it mixed up. Yeah. No, we did. I didn't know she did.

All right. This one. Yeah. Georgia Hussey Roddy isn't dating Skillrix. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame.

Shame. Shame. Shame on our producers. I knew it because I said, I was like, that like that is to be fair his best picture he's ever had because it didn't look like him also people gonna be like you keep doing this in a crazy turn of events i met skrillex this saturday Saturday and he definitely still has the holes in his ears yeah also this got me in a boatload of trouble what this fuck up by us oh what do you why the guy she is dating dated a very good friend of mine like a very good friend a girl a very good friend that i've known for years turns out the guy georgia is dating had two girlfriends at the same time at the same time

and one of them was dating georgia no oh the georgia is new. Okay. My girl, an actual friend, a friend who's a girl. Friend girl. Who I've known through horse racing forever, was dating the guy that Georgia is now currently dating. Okay. They were dating. She was in love with him. Blah, blah, blah. Turns out he had two girlfriends.

Wait, is this guy from Canada? I don't know. I've never met him i don't think but sylvana's friends with the girl i'm friends with so when i'm we're talking about this guy i already knew about all this fucking controversy and then she's like what the fuck are you doing i'm getting calls i'm getting it's like it's not fucking skrillex it's the kid who had to go sylvana georgia better run she sylvana commented on george's and i want no part i'm not like i keep me out of it but she commented and i don't know georgia how's her from adam i have no fucking clue who she is she commented when she announced that she was dating this kid being like run he's like

and by the way the guy i guess cheated on his prior girlfriend too i yeah run fast in the opposite direction the wait so vonna commented that so vonna said run that's hilarious that's hilarious for the boys for that someone dm doesn't ask to have beef with skrillex because they sent that thing but it's not skrillex savannah just knew the tea and she was helping georgia out correct this was prior like this was a big thing in the portnoy household prior to us saying this georgia woman was dating skrillex so when i walked out they're like what are you fucking talking about you idiot it's not skrillex it's the guy we've been talking about like i don't even fucking know who that guy is i won't recognize him what do i know so i became the bad guy i texted austin it's not my fault but

they're like how could you not know that after we've told you for like 10 hours you've been just overhearing this drama about what's going on and then you didn't even realize because you knew that he was dating georgia this all happened yes when georgia did this so it's like kind of it is kind of your fault you knew yeah i thought georgia was actually dating skrillex i'm not paying it's like i don't know who this Georgia girl is, and I really don't know who the new boyfriend is. I just know he's the guy who had two girlfriends. Bad guy, bad news.

You know when someone you walk out and you're like, oh, just mind your own business, and everyone's like, how could you do that? It's like, do what? I don't even know. I texted Austin. I'm like, you fuck me hard with this headline

and then I saw Skrillex on Saturday did you say what's up yeah it was his name's Chris what's his real name Jesse Bayer no that's the fucking you fucking idiot

Austin that is who that is who that is who georgia that is who georgia is dating i asked what is skrillex's real name don't try to fuck me that's funny i don't know skrillex's real name so i think it was Chris. Sonny John. Oh, it's Sonny. Yeah, Sonny. Sonny. I forgot.

I don't know how close to Chris. So not Skrillex. The Portnoy household does not stand with that relationship. Run. I don't want to get in trouble. Okay. That's the show. Yes.

Good episode.